Bretonnia ain't free edition>Stuff1d6chan: https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Total_War:_Warhammer/TacticsRoll Charts: https://imgur.com/a/81snQma>Total War: Warhammer IIISteam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1142710/Hotfix 5.2.2: https://community.totalwar.com/wh3-hotfix-522Patch 5.2 Devblog: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/29-total-war-warhammer-iii-patch-5-2-dev-blogHotfix 5.2.7: https://community.totalwar.com/wh3-hotfix-527CA future plans and further 6.0 details: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTHkI2GSVJw>Total War: Pharaoh DynastiesSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2951630Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-pharaoh/blogs/31-total-war-pharaoh-dynasties-patch-notes-2-0-2Concept Art: https://twitter.com/totalwar/status/1829541017567256915>Older TitlesSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/franchise/TotalWar-Official/Previous thread: >>497430053
VGH...
>>497608443FuckMarryKill Athena best girl
how are half ogres made?
>>497608443What mental case would ever be stupid enough to pick Aphrodite as his patron goddess?
>>497608518How do you think?
>>497608518don't play arcanum
>>497608678I don't know there happens to be a lot whenever ogres raid a village.
>>497608864And that's how baby half-ogres are made.
When do (You) think CA will reveal the Hist and Fantasy TW games in the works? And what are your honest expectations what they are?
Be a good person
>>497608584a real dumb motherfucker manwhore who'd doom his city for another man's fine wife
>>497609128Star Wars will be next. Hist is dead. Pharaoh was the last title. Fantasy only when they get a new IP. Warhammer is done at this point.
5.2.7 hotfix
>>497609128WW1 saga & 40k for the next decade
>>497609312
WW2 total war where I can finally play the good guys and take over all of the Soviet Union and Great Britain.
which TW for maximum greek kino that isnt troy?
>>497609128Next skulls event we get reveal for TW40K which releases 2026.2026 we get hist game revealed and it releases 2027.
>>497609610Rome 1/2? Rome 2 has a Sparta campaign... that nobody likes. And Rome 1 and DEI have Alexander campaigns.
What are the chances we'll finally get a custom LL creator and an army painted for WH3?That's you know, a whole point of battle games - to make your own army.
>>497609914lol lmaoplease buy our next $25 race pack
>>497609914to do what with? play custom battles and maybe some multiplayer battles?
>>497609914play Daniel
>>497610110Daniel sucks and I don't like Chaos Undivided.
>>497609463that would take a while, even Paradox took years to add the good guys in a DLC and even then to get them you have to win a civil war in germany
>>497609128Q2 2025Medieval 3Mythology
>>497610187What are the odds you will conveniently like this new "custom race" with "custom LL" that you want?
>>497610190silly anon. the good guys were there from the start. they're best known for their Europe-wide attempt at pesticide.
>>497610075I assume you'd just pick a place on the IE map where you want to drop your custom army. There is plenty of room left.Yeah, I know that this might seem busted, because what's stopping you from picking the safe and comfy place away from enemies, but I guess one might introduce some limiting factor.
Spooky mofos
40k total war would be SICK I’ve been playing video games my whole life and I’m not sure how I never came across the 40k universeAt 33, I’m hooked in to the audiobooks and loreI also only found the total war games about 2 years agoReliving some of these 40k events in a game would be awesome!Not sure how CA would do it, but I hope the 40k rumors are true!
>>497610190DLC? Civil war? You could play as them on day 1.
>>497610628Fantasy is comfier.Prove me wrong.
Vamps absolutely shat on tho
>>497611127How did you deal with Vlad?
>>497611484Spirit leech spam and charged khazgor at him...
>CA announcing all these new game projectsYou know what that means right? No WH3 content until April 2025.
>>497610985Can't cause I agree.40k Grimdark dystopia feels like set dressing for what is actually just Military Sci-fi: heroics and all with an occasional asshole edginess. I just don't care about any of their stories. Warhammer fantasy admits it's a shameless ripoff of Tolkien and it's heroic adventure stories are pretty cool.
finally the desperate Quel'dorei sent out another army towards Durotar. Meanwhile Prince Keadis ordered his armies to guard the bridges. His best Priests and even his Dragonhawkriders aid the defending armies.
thousands of arrows rain down on the Goblins who surely sent their most unwanted and vicious criminals into these dangerous charges.
Whenever I see Warcraft Ogres I think of dbdr...
That's some low range... I swear these things had huge range when I played vs skaven, was that mortars?
>>497612809>Skaven orders human steak in perfect Dark Tongue, beastmen shocked!
>>497611620Were you expecting the next DLC after Blood and Bone just two or three months later or something?
LOKTAR OGAR!
wtf kislev control wendigos n shit?
Is there a decent way to get better at manual battles? I'm really fucking awful at trying to multitask in them.
>>497616115Pause before giving orders?
>>497616456I guess I mean how I should structure the way my army is positioned and how to go about pressing through a battle. Just watch guides or whatever?
>>497615906yeahfor the Motherland!
>>497611127Don't say that to empirefags.
>>497616549Why kind of army? Melee rush? Balanced army? Or missiles heavy?
>>497617124I have no idea, I just pick the units that look cool when I recruit. I don't really play a lot of games like this/these.
>>497617298what faction are you playing
>>497617331Taurox, I played him in W2. Didn't really get too far into 2 itself, but it's the only one I was familiar with going into 3.
>>497617425Beastmen are a melee rush faction, for melee rush factions you can cheat a little by putting all of your frontline troops in a big line and making a locked control group. They will automatically spread out and attack different targets which frees you up to micro units that need it like centigors
>>497617740With his passive/skills, should I worry more about having Minotaur units in his army? But thank you for answering my questions, I appreciate it.
>>497617425Beastmen generally prefer to rush, so you can all in melee (infantry, chariots, monster), and you should get yourself a wizard hero for buff or damage. Pay attention to which units that can vanguard deploy closer to the enemy so you will not got wrecked. As taurox your minotaur wouldn't be able to be vanguard deployed unless you have certain item bought with dread.
>>497617425Taurox has very simple battles and might be easier than some other factions.Use your dread to unlock as many monsters as you can, particularly minotaurs. You won't have access to a lot of them right away so use whatever you can until then. Compare stars of your units and use the more defensive ones to hold the line, and the faster or more damaging ones to flank. With big units like monsters you can usually move through infantry if you spam click the move order so stay moving if you can to get that charge bonus.If you're using a lot of gors then I recommend using a shaman with the lore of Beasts as it excels in buffing low-tier infantry. Your archers aren't going to win any battles but they are invisible until the enemy gets close to them so they are good for ambushing the back line.Also, make sure you are buffing the units you are using! This is mainly done through lord skills.
>>497617920>>497618010Going to screenshot all this, but thanks a lot for all the help. I've had W3 for quite awhile, but never got around to playing till the other day.
>>497617882Obviously, taurox buff minotaurs by giving them regeneration, just focus to get the shield variant for better survivability.
>>497617882Yes. Minotaurs are really good in any Beastmen army but Taurox makes them even better. In the early game you'll have to embed your scant few minos within other units in your frontline to increase their survivability but eventually you'll be able to field all minotaurs and roll people over
Gonna replace all my ranged w ratling guns
>>497609128historical will be some literal who setting with superhero generals and single entity agents in battle because you cant have games with too many white people nowadaysfantasy will be 40k even though retards will argue about unit sizes and squad based combat or some other meaningless shit as if that stops them from making infinite money from manbabbies with too much money on their hands
So sick of fucking Drycha fuck off n die already nuisance in every old world campaign
>>497609128I expect 40K, I know it says Fantasy TW, but that most likely just means not historical. As for Historical I think Med 3.I think we will get a reveal for one of those next year. If it's 40K, it will most likely be during skulls event.
>>497620768
>>497619017imagine the musk
>>497610627Are these the "black beast bulls" beastjeet was going on about?
>>497620976>I know it says Fantasy TW, but that most likely just means not historicalMaybe, I can't think of any popular fantasy settings that would be sufficiently different from Warhammer Fantasy that making a game for it wouldn't be redundant.
>>497622789I think I caught a glimpse of him in /wowg/>>497623278Lotr would make sense even if they have similar general gameplay, the IP would carry and make CA good money. LOTR crowd wants a good strategy game or action adventure that doesn't suck, IP getting wasted on stuff like Gollum and that Moria survival game.Though in general LOTR Third Age would have lower amount of WH style spell and SEMs
>>497623278GoT and LotR would be much more like 3k romance mode or mythic troy than warhammer.
>>497623750>PicSome people should get a lifelong ban from ever being given access to any mechanism to write words or communicate through written language.
>>497623750>>497623776LotR or GoT would just be WHF with less in them.
>>497623750/wowg/ is just a coomer general now, where most of the posts are about various sexual fantasies about the races from warcraft, posting sex fanart, spamming AI images or outright porn of WoW women plus the trend of making porn jigsaw puzzles..that's their thread culture.
>>497624198Just bring back siege escalation, sanitation, climate change and family trees to replace boom boom battle magic.
What in the fuck I can't catch them they're melting all my units just out of reach...
>>497624634lol, your harpies?
>>497624560Don't forget accurate tax policy mechanics in GoT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3-7wjri_QERemember when TW had actually great OST?Shogun, Medieval and Rome all had amazing tracks. What the fuck happened with Emperor and later titles? It's all so generic and low energy now. Though i did enjoy a few songs from 3K, even though the music was mostly drowned out by everything else.
>>497625132attila is great though, R2 is forgettable, idk about ToB.
>>497625132Shogun 2, Attila, Troy and Pharaoh all have incredibly OSTs, you're just a faggot.
>>497625305>>497625276Shogun 2 had decent but ultimately very generic "le samurai japan" ost. Still one of the better modern title osts.I confess i've never really tried Attila due it peforming like shit on my computer back then, nor have i ever tried Troy or Pharao.Post some good tracks from these games so i can stand corrected.I mean, look at this soul. Now victory screens are just generic trashhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmo9LW4ROk0And the muslim factions victory screen music is just as good too
>>497625580My go to for Attila is Burning Crescent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E2bT2zKXo0For Troy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-suwn_Ug_kThen finally from Pharaoh No land could stand before their arms which is firmly Rome 1 tier in my eyes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C18Wxtz13uE
Frankly i think Warhammer has the absolute weakest OST. It's not that the tracks are bad, they just melt into the background too much to be noticable.
>>497623750>>497623902>>497624553I think its hilarious.
>>497625798campaign ost maybe, but the dynamic ost is fine, it's probably your sound setting.
>>497624553>>497625851It's going to happen to /twg/ too, they are just a few years ahead.
Skaven bros what do I get, plagueclaw catapult or wind mortars?
>>497625781I'm sorry, but the Attila one is very forgettable and generic.The Troy song is actually not bad, it has bits of influences that fits, but not really that much of a standout.The pharao one is pretty good, and really have thematic music that fits with the time period, i'm impressed at that one.
>>497626034we already lost beastcoomer, idk if he will reappear just like morghur did.>>497626090why would you recruit range units for a melee rush faction?
>>497626237I like having/using ranged igAlso the biggest trouble I've had in this campaign has been outriders gunning me down and ranged would solve that
>>497626090I don't think artilery fits for Beastmen strategy they are an aggressive rush faction.If you really want Skaven units get doomwheels, doom flayers, mutant rat ogres or hellpit abominations imoBut if you really want arty, even though it's a bad pick, get mortars they are more mobile than catapults
>>497626217We can agree to disagree on Attila's, I think the heavy drums in Attila's OST really get you pumped for how many battles you're going to be winning by the skin of your teeth. Pharaoh's is really good, though, I recommend you check out the full one sometime. The main theme Field of Reeds is especially good too.
>>497626034hm... yes probably. the longer a community exists with no actually new content the more people lose topics to talk about. I keep my interest in Total War with mods afloat. But I can kind of see how some bored guys are still obsessed with a game and still participate in communities of the game but they have nothing better to talk about. So they shitpost like that.
>>497626551Fair point, one thing is to listening to it now, but it's the evocative emotion the track should make in game while actually fighting that matters, and i can actually imagine that track to really do its job.I mean, plenty of tracks suck without being in the context.
>>497626454>>497626237I like having ratling guns for a ranged option but I can see why arty is a bad idea ig... tho cygors are fun to use, might swap the plagueclaw for a doom wheel
>>497623750LOTR crowd don't really exist anymore outside of a few diehard fans, like trekkies and starwars fans stuck on the original trilogy.That train has passed a long time ago.
>>497626970I mean, they're there just as much as those other two you mentioned. Those movies made a decent impact on people in the early 2000s, just like how many, and honestly most, Trekkies are fixated on OG, NG, and Voyager/DS9 getting more and more appreciation as time goes on. That's at least the good thing from all the modern reboots and retellings, it's forcing people to go back and rewatch the older bits and even reading the extended universe books.
Of all the armies to run into, fucking Ungrim....
>>497626907cygor is at least decent in melee unlike catapult, why did you need doomwheel though? it's a anti-infantry like the jabberslythe but at least it has regeneration.
There are no Hoplites in Total War: Attila.
>>497627681Just 4fun I'm rly good friends with skaven this playthrough
>>497627607>they're at force marchi wonder if the ambush exploit has been patched.
>>497627750don't Romans have pseudo-hoplites?
>>497627883western auxilia palatina? I guess you can say that.
>confirmation from sources at GW that CA has obtained the 40k licenceThe day of reckoning is at hand
>>497627989Uh, source?
>>497627883They have mega-tanky infantry.If you play as the Eastern Romans, their defensive infantry eventually scales into becoming a solid statchecker.
>>497627989can't imagine how they want to put a modern setting into Total war to be honest.
Ahhhh, the memories.Cohors: Tanky but can't inflict any damageLegio: Half-decent at fighting back and they get 2 javelinsLegio Comitatenses: Actually good infantryEastern Armoured Legio: Great infantryHercules Seniores: Chosen-tier infantry, even the Uar fear you
>>497628292>modern settingNo, it will be 40k.
>>497628043https://youtu.be/UyUvJFI8UAg?t=302
fed up with Quel'thalas not sending reinforcements a local Captain gathered volunteers to attack the Crossroads.
>>497627883ERE has outright pikes and a lot of the spear units in both Romes can use the equivalent of hoplite wall
>>497628591He must have a truly legendary source.
>>497628895Valrak is blacklisted by GW because he leaks their stuff a lot so I trust him more than I do someone like Legend who literally just makes things up or uses info he gets from his own fans.
>>497629004>Make up so much bullshit a company bans you for being deterrent to the business>Wow he must have spoken the truth!Are you a former Qanon too?
>>497629402If you don't know what you're talking about it's better to just be quiet.
Prince Kaedis thinking its a fruitless endeavor, promoted Felendris to be a proper General. Should his little invasion work out it would surely impress all of Quel'thalas and maybe the armies arriving from the eastern kingdoms will have less to do once they arrive.
What the fuck beastmen bros, I can't find that unit that's like an ultralisk from SC
>>497629004>throws all the wild guesses>sometimes it lands by accidentPretty sure he has a video for each primarch's return, why do you give this algorithm whore any view
>>497630196The Ghorgon?
>>497630561I might be tripping idk if I saw this in another game or dreamed it or smth but I remember a unit that was as big as an ultralisk and slammed into infantry in WH, thougjt the beastmen had it, nevermind... ghorghon is kinda similar cause of the arms n shit tho, clearly an ultralisk isn't a thing
>>497630482Is it difficult for you to separate speculation from leaks? CA toobers make a dozen videos during content droughts about what they'd like to see too. It's not that hard to understand.
>>497630759HmmMaybe the Stonehorn or the Mutalith Vortex Beast. Maybe you saw the future.
>>497631115Ah it might be the stonehorn actually.... Ogres are cool might try em out but I'm so disgusted by the shartlands rn
>>497631039except they always present it as leak instead of simply whales desires
It's over.
Were there rumours about Warhammer Total War before it was officially unveiled?
>>497608518When a very brave man and an Ogress love each other very much...
>>497631585Yes, lots of them. And lots of "it can't work! Total War can't have flying units, single entitites, magic" reasoning.
>>497631585Idk, one day I was dicking around searching for "Warhammer" on /vg/ and it just so happened to be right after Total Warhammer 1 was announced.
>>497631585Plenty of them since tabletop figurines started showing up in the background of Rally Point videos
>>497631840They still like that trick. I think a K'daii model was shown in a video before the reveal of the Chaos Dwarfs.
There are three historical Total War games that could provide a positive return on investment:Medieval 3Rome 3Three Kingdoms 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIp6_0kct_U
>>497632340Total War: Hawk Tuah!
Would Irik date Alexstraza if she was in Warhammer?
>>497633315go back to wowg coomer
>>497632340Not gonna happen. Pharaoh will most definitely be the last history title. Fantasy and Scifi is taking over completely now. Kind of disappointing but CA is chasing the casual masses now.The casuals are easier impressed by fire breathing dragons or scifi battles with lazors.I'm kind of impressed by using slingshots right or having an entire regiment use their javelins at the right time. Or some subtle details. Like sending a Monk to disrupt the poorly defended areas of an enemy clan and cause dissent maybe even rebellions. I think a lot of it also has to do with Imagination. That one monk that rallies these people, imagining how he holds speeches and defeats enemy lords and governors with good arguments.But obviously that is not as epic and enormous for the average casual to care. So he just sees an old man wandering from city to city, waving his hands and staff around. Then there pops up an army out of nowhere that besieges one of those cities.
>>497633534Yesterday, CA revealed that they are developing a historical Total War.
Didnt you guys used to get 3 DLC a year?
>>497633315Not just Imrik most likely. Sigvald would try and Wulfrik would go for her tail most likely.
What if the fantasy TW turns out to be an original IP by TCAL?
>>497633587wouldn't pay too much attention on what CA says. Remember how they wanted to do several more dlcs for three kingdoms and even another three kingdoms title entirely? They just randomly scratched all of it. But not before turning three kingdoms more into a fantasy game by adding literal cavemen with clubs and straw armor.
>>497634180Total war hyenas
Maybe a CA own brand universe isn't such a bad idea.We have noticed a troubling lack of diversity in the Warhammer universe.
>>497609242many are saying this'fraid so
Which total war game has the most durable gates?
>inb4 the new historical title is another "the truth behind the myth" game
>>497625305>Shogun 2, Attila, Troy and Pharaoh all have incredibly OSTsI literally cant remember a single piece of music from Pharoah
>When you're real far away, pretend you close. When you close, act like you far... that’ll confuse 'em real good.Factions for this tactic?
Hyenas
>>497608443why aphrodite making fun of my pp
>>497636992Sounds like a you problem, I remember a lot of tracks. Haven't played a lot of Mesopotamia yet so haven't listened to those songs, but the ones from I presume the base game are great.
>>497636828>the truth behind the mythI hate this trope under any circumstances.
I don't know what the next TW game will be, but I really hope it has knights.
>>497638124TOTAL WAR: KING ARTHUR
Felendren proves to be a capable General. After defeating several Goblin armies, he started besieging the Crossroads. A nearby Outrunner Hathvelion Sungaze spotted another army in the south, however they do not dare to engage for some reason...
>>497638124>sw*rds
Is Medieval 3 out yet?
>>497638653Released about 8 years ago.
Finally the Quel'dorei made it to the Crossroads, breaching the gates the angry elves pour into the city. Swordsmen stand ready in front of the rangers who shoot deadly barrages into the enemy ranks....
Being sacrificed to Khaine or sacrificed to Hashut?
>>497639316>Crossroads getting gankedThat's just a day ending in y
After the rangers shot all their arrows the Goblin general stands alone in the plaza of the city, all his men fell victim to the sharp, piercing arrows of the Quel'dorei
>>497626970Wrong, that isn't why the amazon show flopped.
>>497638641yeah i bet you love shafts homo
Father Nurgleth has blessed me IRL with a sickness... perhaps I will take this day off as an opportunity to play as one of his factions for the first time. Are they in a good spot right now?
>>497626970https://youtu.be/HKJTMIUR49Q?t=42
>>497640083Maggot man is too easy, though the unit variety is insane with his heroes unlocking units from other racesSo it depends on how you define good spot
Not that it would ever happen but I wonder if Gundam Total War could work.
>>497640523Well I wouldn't mind an easy quick campaign. I'll give it a shot.
>>497610368> Europe-wide attempt at pesticide1. it was not very effective2. china needed it more
Why the fuck did the entire garrison respawn, there were literally no units left after they sallied out
>>497626970Nah LOTR crowd is strong, Amazon show flopped because it shat on the source material and that's why it caused a lot of outrage.There haven't been good LOTR games/mainstream media after shadow of war.
>>497644468Shadow of War was fucking pushing it.
>>497637135Skarsnik, why are you even asking?
>ctrl f "legend">0 resultsworst thread ever
>>497644849It was a decent game, nemesis system was great, combat was solid, it crapped on the lore but not in the same humiliation ritual vein as Kangz of Power
>>497644997your filter is working
>>497644468>LOTR fans are strong because a LOTR related media sucked balls (probably, never seen it myself)How many layers of cope is this? No, nigger elves isn't enough to make me call it bad (i actually like most african people i meet in my life). So tell me what's so terrible about it without bringing up races.
Would you lose?
>>497647513>Grand Elf
>>497647513>LOTR fans are strong because a LOTR related media sucked balls (probably, never seen it myself)Didn't say that was the main reason, just saying that ROP didn't kill LOTR and most people that like LOTR disliked it. Tolkien is always relevant, fantasy authors are still influenced by him to this day and look at planty LOTR fan pages active online, lorefag youtubers etc. In terms of why ROP sucks:Season 1 critique - didn't watch 2:The writing sucked balls. The pacing was absolute garbage. You'd sit there for whole stretches of the season just bored out of your mind, like nothing was happening. The characters kept contradicting themselves like the writers forgot what they even said a few episodes back. It was like they couldn't decide what to focus on too many storylines at once, with all these fake dramatic moments they tried to force, but at the same time they barely did anything with most of it. You had these midseason episodes where nothing happened and they dragged on forever, could’ve been cut in half, easy. Then they crammed all the important stuff like Sauron and the elves making the rings into the last episode, which was rushed as hell. And this is all looking at the show standalone if it didn't pretend to be LOTR all those things still stand.Also this is this isn't /tv/ , so I'll stop offtopic posting after this reply. Janny spare our souls.
>>497647513I think you're supposed to be on /tv/ when you're shilling for Amazon, not a random strategy game general.
Guys, i saw some warhammer fanart where a background dude looked "very" tanned. Not saying black, but at least spic tier tanned. I can't believe i liked this woke media trash, they fucking tricked me again!
>>497649528I think shitting on LOTR related media belongs on /lit/ in the first place, so they can bully you for not reading the books, understanding the message or knowing every tiny bit of the writer's life, which usually boils down to "dude he was totally a white supremacist like me (posted from argentina)"
>>497649656was it this one?
>>497649656>>497649881Back to your discord faggots, you failed. No one has even been racist, you're finding chuds only in your mind.
>>497649656It's because of DEI Blackrock, Asmongold showed me with a react video, which is how I get most of my news now that all news outlets are leftist, as fox (faux) news said Trump lost the debate with Comrade Kamabla
>>497630759>big>four legs>slams into infantrythis is clearly the jabberslythe
>>497650064AAAAIIIIEEEEE MY RACE IS LITERALLY GETTING KILLED BY THIS!!!
>>497650127>modern readers don't get this book due their personal politics injects into their enjoyment of a fun fantasy story>BACK TO DISCORD HEH OWNEDAre you okay bro?
>>497650853No one has mentioned politics even once, they just said the show sucked and gave actual structural reasons for it. I genuinely think you need to take your meds.
>>497650146Wait, i thought it was Illuminati? Or was that before 2010, when it was Epic games? Or that sarkastian slut in the 2016 behind it all?Jesus i can't keep up with all these global all compassing cospiracy groups you guys find every year. Will next year be Deus Ex 2's Crusader knights?
it dosent matter what race or what settingluthor harkon will shoot your bitchass character in the faceand then he will murder you irl
>>497651023Pretend to be as sly and subtle as you want, but we know what your intentions were with that post.
>>497650127No, you fail-failed!
>>497651314I'm not whatever boogeyman you're fighting, I'm not even the anon you think you're talking to. People said a show sucked with no further comment and you and your buddies had a meltdown. Fuck off back to wherever came from.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLRnbFBLj2s
>>497651359this mod was so fun for DDAncestor's Hamlet location WH3 mod when?
>>497651443Ok dude.
I must keep my love for arcane cheeses in check.
>>497651716You forgot to post Thanquol soon
Personally i don't care if blacks or asians are introduced into a "white" setting like Warhammer as long as they bring girls with them. I just love me exotic girls. Same reason i love night elves in WoW even though i never played it past Warcraft 3.My dick is extremely tolerant and welcoming towards anything that doesn't look like me and girls of my people. If some night elf dude bangs a girl of my race in turn, i'm cool with it too.
my lord threatens to "end" his enemymy lord is poetic and uniqueyour lord?your lord goes"DUJHHHHHHH DAWI DWARF SHORT CLAN HONOR GRUDGE U HHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOK ENEMY EPIC REDDIT"
>>497652242Cool story breturdian, but next time maybe not joke about midgets when you're all under 190cm yourselves
>>497651280>>497652242No one likes your posts
>i only post things that people likelmao what a faggot
It's more that you really should read the room. Assuming you're not a schizo, your bit isn't funny anymore.
My lord?RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
If I told you that Nurgle was going to get another DLC... would you believe me?
My lord is your lord
How good is WH3 base and are is it ok vanilla or will I need mods? I've already got everything WH1 and WH2 if that makes a difference. I usually played Grimgor, Arkhan and Malekith in WH2.
it was never a joke dummyI show you why my LL is better and i allow you to try and refute itif the game had more luthor players then there wouldnt be farting monsters and science ratsyou just dont get that because you're a retard trying to police a 4chan thread
>>497653834absolutely, Nurgle is GW's default enemy faction of choice
>>497653937>IDropped character smdh
>>497651716Canon
>>497653834If the End Times DLC thing is actually true then I believe it. We're getting Skarr with Khorne so it's possibleGlottkin would probably be a shoe-in, but I'd prefer that Norsca gets Gutrot Spume
>>497653834>best god gets best treatmentIt's only fair.
When is the bret rework coming
Likelihood of receiving another Legendary Lord (DLC or FLC):Empire: 99%Cathay: 99%Dwarfs: 49%Kislev: 40%Nurgle: 60%Tzeentch: 75%Warriors of Chaos: 50%Chaos Dwarfs: 10%
this is the last (you) (you) will getbut keep staning faggot
Why is nobody talking about the new ogre/khorne/greenskin content? People love those factions if reddit serves me.
>>497655205We just don't know too much about them yet.The lords and some units have been revealed, not too much else.
>>497654769>Dwarfs: 49%B U G M A N
>>497655205Not sure what to expect, really.
>>497655302>>497655432Well you know what factions are getting shit next. What do you guys want?
>>497655205I'm hype af for Golgfag and Gorbad because I've been wishing for them for years now, but it's not like we have much to go on.Don't really care about Khorne.
>>497654769>EmpireI'd rather have the Al-Ulric than Todbringer if it comes down to a paid DLC.The last real glaring omission is Kurt Helborg.
>>497649656
>>497655624Give Ogres the ability to move camps.Revamp the contact mechanic from the ground up.Greenskins will just be getting a few stragglers units.I don't care about Chaos.
>>497655205Ogres are the only ones getting real gamechangers and even then it's only because of the FLC rework that even then may just be a rip of the Ogrehaul mod.
>>497655901The video said that taking a contract will put diplomatic penalties on the contract giver instead of youSounds pretty good on paper and it might be all that contracts really need to be good but warhammer's wonky-ass diplomacy probably won't make much of a difference
>>497656356Hopefully they get merc contracts sorted out before Dogs of War.
>>497647513You have safe views because you're a coward, fuck off.
>>497656896>I see blacked porn when searching for "black elves" and it makes me angry (and horny)Maybe you should put that search on to safe again. It clearly isn't good for your mental state.
This DLC has no spellcasters.Next DLC should have only spellcasters.
>>497658042Chaos Sorcerer of Nurgle
>>497658042>implyingWon't we get the Chaos Sorcerer of Khorne?
>>497653881pls answer
Well, I´m fucked.
>>497659571Western Romans could hold that.
>>497655938If they just paid off the guy and copied the Lite-Ogrehaul it would be perfect, they feel like a perfect game 3 DLC race, slightly OP which facilitates variety.
>>497653881Mods are bad, don't use them.
>>497659553>>497653881Base game Warhammer 3 is fine. I have played all 3 of those campaigns and I liked them. Grimgor might even get a little update in a couple of months.
>>497654769Dawi-Zharr has no DLCDawi-Zharr needs no DLC
>>497653881It's good, it's tuned to make melee more viable and magic is nowhere near as strong. You lose the chaos endgame crisis but get a variety to pick from (rats, vamps, kangz, greenskins, etc). Much bigger map. Most of my big complaints about WH3 also applied to WH1 and 2 anyway. War coordination and allied recruitment is neat. The only races that got really fucked in the jump to game 3 was Vampire Coast imo. Vampire Counts just play different, less skeleton spears and WoDspam, more variety and re-spawning your killed units/heroes/lords which on one hand is less challenging but it's less tedious.
>>497660258They need a Siege Giant FLC thoughever
I am thinking about playing Karl Franz for the first time. My fear is that I have become too accustomed to Kislev's amazing frontline and now I have to rely on little southerners to hold back the forces of Chaos.
>>497653881they've mostly fixed the game so mods aren't as necessary but there are some nice QoL ones none of the DLC buffs any of those factions (yet) although Delves in WH3 have a different slave system basically turning it into a global resource that massively improves your infrastructureTK lost their starting constructs
>>497660269>fucked in the jump to game 3 was Vampire CoastWhat happened to them? Luthor's campaign was fun back in WH2.
>>497660495Delete this
>>497660495grace won't like this one>>497660580not this...
>>497660258https://youtu.be/60F61RRPHXs
>>497655901>I don't care about Chaos.Mortal fool opinion
>>497660472They didn't really change much, it's just that everyone else got powercreeped harderTheir campaign is pretty much the same and the addition of sea lanes means you can go be an asshole pirate on other parts of the map faster
Serves me right for moving my armies and navies to Gaul and Britannia.
>>497660258A Chorf DLC is exactly what we need for they are the greatest race>hobgoblin bolt thrower>siege giant>kolossus (basically a Chorf necrofex)>hobgoblin khan hero>bull centaur lord + donutsteel LL>make Ghorth the cruel a unique model with a unique skill treewa la
>>497660495Bye bye bitch!
>>497661185I can´t see shit
I only play heavily armoured defensive factions.
>>497658042Lore of the Medium Waaagh!
Chorfs would have been cooler if Taurus units didn't have wings i.e. were ground mounts
>>497660775I like his Norsca monkeshttps://youtu.be/nDw_0YbOl1E?t=356
>>497661772That's just a regular bull.
>>497662093It's bigger and on fire
>>497662093Save that for Estalia
>>497661772Weird opinion. The taurus are cool exactly cause of their bat wings. They're uncanny, like the Hobgoblins speaking in broken Dwarfish. What would actually have made the Chorfs cooler would be if the great taurus mount weren't just a recolored bale taurus mount and if the lammasu mount didn't suck so much (a supposed upgrade on the great taurus mount with 1400 less health and with 1 worthwhile bound spell and with like 6 more MA/MD but also less AP).
>>497662490I like Lammasu having wings because that actually is an uncanny monster. But the bulls don't bring that bulldozing energy with wings, wings just signal hit and run type unit. I want them to smash through things like a gorebeast chariot which obviously a flying unit can't do without being busted.
>>497661772Regular taurus should have been a grounded mountBale taurus having wings is fine I guess
>>497662906Great taurus have 28 MD and 50 armor off the bat, they're very fragile. You have to upgrade them with melee regen, barrier/+15 armor, and the red skill line + the graves of dragons landmark (20% phys res) to make them actually good.
>>497657213NTA but this is some serious projection dude.
>>497663648I don't use any of their flying monsters, bull centaurs always do actual work
flying units should be able to make swooping charges. the way they work now where they land and then have to cripple struggle to get back into the air is retarded.
>>497660269>it's tuned to make melee more viable and magic is nowhere near as strongWill battles still last 20 years if I don't have a caster? I can't imagine they buffed melee units enough to run through chaff as quickly as I would want. >>497660464>Delves in WH3 Iirc they got their entire roster in 2 so I'm not sure what else we could get. I was hoping for Tullaris as a LL and Urian Poisonblade as a legendary hero. An avatar of khaine would be nice but I don't know how likely that is.>TK lost their starting constructsWhy the fuck?
>>497660775>>497660258>>497661213Inspired by my hatred for all things ch*rf. I thought:>What is the most anti-ch*rf faction I can think off? While the first thought was "greenskins" I thought "no that would be too easy." I need a true champion of the anti-industrial revolution. Someone to be so stupid, so primative, that a victory against the ch*rfs would would humilate them so badly and give me peace. I need to do more than kill ch*rfs. I need to shit on them and rape them.And there's only one race that can do that...ra roo....
>>497638641what's the fantasy's obsession with crotch-flaps?
>>497670202Modern sensibilities find codpieces silly.
Where is Neferata?
>>497667663>Why the fuck?They changed a lot of starting armies and TKs got the short end of the stick.
>>497675181she will soon be revealed to have gotten eaten by Malal, along with the Dogs of War. You know, the Chaos god of hating Chaos! Malal daemons coming soon!
>>497675745>along with the Dogs of WarThatsa spicy meat-a-ball!
>>497675745Malal is the human name for Be'lakor, (or Kaleb, see what GW did there).
I am thinking about how the Greeks had long sticks for hundreds of years and they were known as formidable warriors.Then they eventually created an even longer stick and went on to conquer the known world.
Where the next DLC at?
>>497658042The DLC is confirmed to add Savage Orc Great Shamans thoughWe can finally have wurrzag purist runs
>>497677121Got fucked up by pajeets tho, innit funny?
>>497678385it also means orcs will finally have a big waaagh wizard as a lord
>>497608443>FuckAthena, it would be such an achivement, but I don't really know if she'd be a good partner since she seems kind of aloof>MarryHera. She's the goddess of marriage and is top tier wife material. Even Zeus, who constantly goes through women, knows this.>KillAphrodite. She's probably great in bed, but she probably doesn't have an real relationship skills beyond that. Also, She starts more shit then she solves.
How many games can I go on jihad in?
>>497662490Spoopy voice and negating magic weapons is kinda cool
>>497669440RA ROOOI also enjoy Throt and Drycha for my "fuck chorfs" campaigns
>>497621140i want that tree pussy so bad
>>497667478I had a lord on a dragon get stuck on a gate for an entire battle yesterday, so yes, some adjustments are required if you ask me.
>>497688376>>497667478I don't remember if it was in WH2 or 3 but legend used to do some shit where flying units would charge as they dove in for a attack and if you canceled the attack the right time they'd swoop in with the enemies getting hit by their charge but the flying unit would take little to no damage. So he'd used that to basically solo melee armies with large flying units and the AI couldn't do anything about it. I wouldn't be surprised if CA removed or nerfed that in 3 so it wouldn't be possible anymore after legend abused it so much. Wouldn't be the first time they nerfed some shit only an autist like him would abuse
>>497653727RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>497686240https://youtu.be/aUelrPq7NxYinsha'Allah
>>497687030>ThrotExplain.
Calculate the percentage chance that we ever see Ghark Ironskin.
>>497690712Probably 35% if they do the Legendary Lords only dump packs
>>497691235Yeah, actually possible. I forgot that CA prompted their content creators on that.
>>497691235What do Drucucks and lizardmemes want now?
>>497689557RAH
>>497691714Geomantic web rework, worldroots/underway teleporting mechanic, Cataclysm spells, All basic lore+ High magic for sorceress.
>>497691714Lizardmen definitely need some sort of economy boost.
Remember to go back to the older Total War titles from time to time.
>>497696403Shogun 2 is really the oldest I ever go nowadays. Still rocks though.
Got WH3 a few days ago and I just "finished" (got the confederation) a Kislev campaign and holy fuck what a miserable experience it was, absolutely zero downtime just mongrels fucking with you constantly and having to march for 4 turns to capture one settlement just in time for another one across your empire to fall.Genuinely can't be fucked untangling the confederated parts just as the gates open, feel like I've played 100 hours in 10 hours.Pretty fun though, does dlc go on sale often? Tomb Kings are looking quite interesting.
>>497697262Goes on sale pretty often, yeah.Get WH1 and 2, they are the best DLCs for 3.
You are now in charge of Shogun 3. What do you do differently?>don't do all the modern post-Rome 2 stuff we complain aboutNoted. What else?
>>497698771>Add Magic>Add SEM>Add Flying Chariots>Remove ship combat>Remove JapsTruly the money making total war
alright bros I bought the game and creamapi'd the DLCs, works fine. Started my first campaign with the Greenskins they looked cool, what am I in for?
>>497699728GRIMGOR IS DA BESTGRIMGOR IS DA BEST
>>497698771The whole game is Avatar Conquest but as a single player experience, where you make a Daimyo and clan, and your decisions regarding the existing cultures and factions in Japan decide what type of faction you are, as well as the individuals you employ in your realm exerting certain levels of influence in their retinues and realms
>>497699728Unga bunga close combat. Probably not a bad first choice since you'll want a simple, strong close combat faction to get a hang of the combat
>start Bret campaign>fun>get to the 2nd tier of vows/troths>desert and water encounters are way far away>stop playingIf Bret will never get new units I atleast hope they spice the faction up a bit like with the dwarfs
I'm a few hundred hours in and just starting to become medium-proficient at the game and here's the pattern I've noticed the last 2 or 3 runs>Early game expand quickly, every army taking a town every second turn, until about turn 40.>Just enough time to get some T4 cities and 3 or 4 mid-late game doomstacks of my own. Mostly T3/4 units.>Turn 40 The world's number 1 & 2 factions, who border me, declare war on me>By turn 45 their 7 or 8 doomstacks have taken or razed 80% of my regions>Instead of spending the time and energy it would take to defend/retake those towns I instead give up on civilisation and just use my doomstacks as pseudo Hordes to Raze the rest of the towns I need for Long VictoryIs this what the game is now or am I doing something wrong
>>497701143>>Early game expand quickly, every army taking a town every second turn, until about turn 40.Good.>>Just enough time to get some T4 cities and 3 or 4 mid-late game doomstacks of my own. Mostly T3/4 units.You don't need more. >>Turn 40 The world's number 1 & 2 factions, who border me, declare war on meDepends on what faction you're playing, some have nothing but shitters near them until they reach the WH1 areas or Naggaroth.>>By turn 45 their 7 or 8 doomstacks have taken or razed 80% of my regionsSkill issue, save your RoRs for emergency armies to defend valuable cities and build more walls in border settlements.>>Instead of spending the time and energy it would take to defend/retake those towns I instead give up on civilisation and just use my doomstacks as pseudo Hordes to Raze the rest of the towns I need for Long VictoryLosing cities is for noobs get good.
>>497702002I will try, sensei
>>497702365What factions have you been playing?
>>497699728go to options, do the following>default run: on>default guard: off>default skirmish: offthen in battles you manually turn on guard for archers and artillery, and turn on skirmish for skirmishers, ie mounted archers made to harass the enemyclick the waaagh button THEN dedicate it to a god to actually start your waaaghalways have an enemy, the AI doesn't like when you get complacent and might make your best bro turn on you
is TOW really the only campaign-mod for tww?
>>497698771set in 1560, so you have nobunaga and the cool people that people knowmonasteries are playable with thier own playstyle, as do the various ikko ikkii'm not sure about making the ainu playable, but would be like playing the Warpath campaignmore map variety, with town maps as well as castles but also, expanded to also have most of eastern asiaconflicts between dutch and portuguese over formosa and the other trade routes, as well as playable wako and ryukyu factionsthe ming are are starting to experience their interior corruption while there are still some mongol remnants in the northkorea has its own court issues dividing attentions and abilities while Nurhaci was just born in the Jurchens
>>497703407there's also immortal empires expanded
>>497703407Yeah, modders keep le beta testing their map tool, it's just another mod cabal shenanigans.
>>497703407Maps is hard and the modding circle-jerk tries to keep it a secret because autismWould be nice if someone could at least port the beastmen/wood elf maps from 1 over, or do the Old World treatment for Lustria
>>497703513>>497703820>>497703932>modders are infact retarded niggersmany such cases
>>497703932>the old world treatment for lustriayou want to fight lizards and rats for 50 million hours in nondescript and utterly loreless jungle locations (besides a name) while there are a few men, elves, and vampirates on the coasts?
>>497704920yeah
>>497703407Not only do I wish for a Warhammer fantasy rpg, if it ever gets made I hope it will include Talabheim. It's description honestly sounds sick af and like probably the most interesting city in the Empire.
>>497698771focus on clan politics instead of treating feudal clans like modern nation states
>>497704920YesGive me the ultimate Tehenhuain vs Skrolk experienceI want eternal rat genocide
>>497705162>Warhammer fantasy rpgyeah because 99,99% of the genre being high fantasy slop just isn't enoughliterally anything else would be preferable than more fucking high fantasy
>>497706123the people demand more elves
>>497704920Fuck yeah. I want to play a human faction delving into the jungle and I want the experience to be fucking MISERABLE.
>>497706309then go play the Eye of the Vortex campaign
>>497706309Agreed. For all non-lizard factions, all jungle regions should give 50% attrition per turn unless you travel in camp stance, and also campaign movement range should be -75%.
>>497705227It would be nice if there was more of a family tree aspect, not in the traditional TW sense but "my clan and your clan are both descended from blah blah blah, and you are a current/historical vassal of this clan, and if you do X then I will give you Y fief". Not a comprehensive history, but you can cite various things in order to coerce another clan into doing what you want.I'm watching Shogun right now and wish Shogun 2 was more like that.
Is balthasar gelt the strongest lord? This guy solos armies
>>497707804Well you would think so but there are probably 15-20 LLs that can do that same.
>>497707804Balthasar Gelt is about a 9.5/10 on the battlefield.Lords such as Drazhoath and Be'lakor are 10/10.
>>497707804He's good, but no, there are better LLs than him. I'd say Gelt is probably second from highest tier.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UnRV3juTISw&t=1253s:o
I have too many games to play I'm sorry /twg/ but this is it....
Lords that are arguably 10/10 in battle:Mannfred von CarsteinMalekithBe'lakorYuan BoDrazhoath the Ashen
>>497701143I would recommend the Victory Condition Overhaul mod instead of grinding through 70 towns.
what if the order factions captured Archaon and raped him?would that break up and make him give up on being the Everchosen?
>>497704920>utterly loreless jungle locationsKill yourself faggot
>>497710849Chaosfags love gay rape all the time. You'll just make him stronger
Why does the AI only pretend to not see my ambushed armies?
>>497711731You know I hear this said a lot, but I've been playing Welfs and I pretty much get every ambush (when using an army in forced march stance as bait)
>>497710852>non canon woke rpg """lore"""
>>497712570how could Lustria possibly be woke?
>>497712678We all know the Slann agenda anon
Finally figured out how to use the asset editorMy power... undeniable!
>>497703436Why is most of Hokkaido blank?
>>497712367Im playing beastmen right now and they rarely leave thier ambush stance yet somehow the AI knows when the stacks are out of range of a settlement and unable to help. AI also seems to declare war on me just when my stacks are out of range.
>>497714363Hmm, maybe the AI sees attacking easy prey as more of a priority than pretending to not see ambushes. Try luring them.
>>497712678By having woke writers ?
>>497714874Ok So as you can see here I have some stacks in the middle all at ambush stance 100% success. All the previously seen stacks were going to the settlement.
>>497716959But as you can see here next turn not a single one actually goes. Two of them high tail and run away from the threat they are not supposed to be able to see. The other two go into encamp stance.THEY CAN'T SEE ME BTW IN ANY OF THIS. THEY JUST RANDOMLY DECIDE. "Na Im not feeling this." And stop
>>497717268MEANWHILEThe enemy stacks that wanted nothing to do with the settlement I previously was around and moved my men from are now circling it.
>>497713272What's unethical about castrating all warmbloods?
>can't confederate elf island because the only two remaining elves are the dlc elves and you can't confederate unowned dlc charactersElfpic, simply elfpic
>>497719019Just buy the DLC poorfag.BUY IT NOW.>inb4 creamYOU'RE STEALING THE FOOD RIGHT OUT OF ROB BARTHOLOMEW'S MOUTH, YOU MONSTERS.
>>497717268I'm telling ya man, you gotta lure them.
>>497713854now you can work on taking screenshots
>>497721084Considering all the profits went to funding Hyenas, I simply don't care if CA makes no more money from Warhammer lol
>>497721835>all the profits went to funding Hyenas,all the money went to hard working developers and artists working in CAyou're literally stealing their money. I hope you're proud of yourself
>>497721835Man can you imagine the fallout that would have happened if Hyenas had actually been released? It'd have been like how everyone went after Concord.
>only major casualty was losing Blue Scribes because I forgot to microConsidering it was a fight with a Sword of Khaine fag this is acceptable losses, the rest of her armies are filled with trash anyways and Be'lakor with Sword of Khaine, Potion of Healing, Amulet of Preservation and Armor of Destiny is a one-man army this is acceptable losses also this is the first time im using Toad Dragons and they are very fun
>>497728496Forgot the pic
predict the factions of total war 40k 1
>>497728703Ogryn vs Tyranids, the only interesting critters in that entire dogshit setting
>>497728703There was an announcement that 40k total war is in development?
>>497729026Legend leaked it and his leaks are never wrongCA even had to change their plans
>>497729106CA is making Warhammer 20K instead just to spite Legend
Do you have a fun faction pick like Lokhir ? I explored all the well known and dlc factions and yearn for the secret fun ones
>>497729249Lokhir isn't fun roflmaoayysbsdyastomd
>>497729223while it's probably a shitpost, it could have a lot of potential. a Total UNIFICATION War title sounds cool and with all the weird technoshit this period had you can copypaste the magic system. Would also help sell books
>>497729249Yea its called playing skarsnik
>>497729249Skarsnik Greentide is always fun
How is the Marienburg mod nowadays? Last time I checked every unit crumbled after one second.>>497729860>>497730585I see thanks, how does he differ from Grom aside from ambushes
>>497730749forgot the pic
>>497730749His factionwide upkeep reduction for all Goblins (infantry and calvary) makes him a spam faction with massive cheapstack armies running off to ravage the world.
>>497730749He doesnt buff gobbos to insane levels like Grom does, instead he has the most obscene faction wide upkeep reduction in the game and you drown the world in absurdly efficient gobbostacksPlus you bully Thorgrim out of his home instantly
>>497728703Depends if campaign maps will be divided by segmentae. If it will be then the first game might be something likeBase Game: Ultramarines, Tyranids, Eldar, Chaos Space Marines (Red Corsairs)Preorder bonus: Thousand SonsDLC1: TauDLC2: NecronBonus for owning TWW3: Daemons of Chaos
Once again, I wish I could meet the Deceiver diplomatically because I want to shake their hand, and say "Hail Chaos! Hail Tzeentch!" to them.
>>497733290It is weird that finding one of their cults doesn't force you to meet them. His gimmik was always awkward for every other faction
>>497730585Oh man now I gotta check if Goblins is still going.>It is.And is that the fucking ADVENTURE HUZZAH dude? Also the goblins have been so mutilated by now they barey even look like goblins anymore. Nice to see things haven't changed.
Did you know that AI Skarsnik doesn't get an upkeep reduction on his goblins?If you unlock his true power by modding out his nerf he forms a goblintide almost every game.
Why don't warhammer goblins look like this?
What faction do I pick if I prefer to turtle?
>>497738068In battle or campaign? Dwarf is your best bet either way.
>>497738068DwarvesOxyotl
>>497738068Wood Elves, you only care about forests and your whole mechanic is defending them. The basic gameplay loop is arrive at forest, secure it, hold it until it heals.A lot of people play them as some dumb hit-and-run guerilla warfare faction but you can just play them high elf style, with a staunch line of spears/trees backed up by a ton of archers.
>>497739516Welves really are the best, you can play them however you want. Great stag knight cavspam, pile of violence with dryads and treekin or bladesingers, spearmanii, dragonstacks, etc. Orion is the best imo since you start off as Athel Loren Defense Force until you've smashed the local threats then around turn 60 you become the world police hopping around obliterating whomever you choose across the globe.
>>497738068Is that Bowie with a mustache ?!
>faction mechanicopen a special panel and click buttons to receive cheats
>>497741514probably the worst dlc even after the fixes
>>497632145>Kroq-Gar>Saurus on Cold One>Bastiladon with a solar engine>Bloodthirster>Three ancient dwarf models from the Grudge of Drong scenario pack that takes place during the War of the Beard (Skag the Stealthy, Grung Grudge-Bringer, Queen Helgar Longplaits)>Ironblaster>Unpainted Colossal Squig>Screaming BellWhat did they mean by this? The squig and the dwarfs are the only ones not already in the game and the squig's a shoe-in for the next DLC pack, but they've given up making scenario maps so I don't know what the dorfs are doing there. Did someone on the staff just want to show off his antique miniatures?
>>497736921Because that is an unusually-psychotic tranny's approximation of a Dungeons & Dragons goblin from 3.5 edition, and Warhammer goblins had already had pointy faces instead of the broad faces of D&D goblins for about twenty years by the time 3.5's Monster Manual came out.
>>497741203David Bowie was a shitposter par excellence. We will not see his like again.
>>497704920As long as it's got amazons and pygmies
>>497700404Every single Bretonnian starts near water.
>>497741514That's Grom.
>>497741514>>497741625Its better than getting absurd units like Rot knights, grapeshot cannons, or longrifles 30 turns before you normally would
>>497743057My man got taste
>>497743570Campaigns are not meant to be longer than 40 turns. Total War does not respect the time of the player and needs to be revamped entirely, growth is a shit mechanic that artificially slows you down.
Played turn 1 with Orion and it just wasn't worth the epic loading times and motion blur that my monitor gets with this game. It's just gotta be a super cool faction like the Chorfs of VCounts to make running this game worth it. Also, I kinda hate Elves, especially the good ones.
>>497743883You're just a sourpuss who doesn't care about Warhammer/history. I never got tired of Archaeon's campaign even 200 turns in. Zhatan the Braj dom victory was cool too (190 turns) though there were slow spots. Why? Because I love everything about those factions.
>>497743883Back to starcraft rtsnigger/zoomzoom
>>497743883This is the type of retard who says no one played past 100 turns in Medieval, zoomies have been so rotted by rushing Warhammer and its shit campaign that to them it's impossible to actually enjoy playing a couple hundred turns.
>>497741514>>497743263Its numerous factions
What are they doing with next DLC? Taking so long, they axed narrative campaigns do I hope they preparing something cool, bc. If all they have is map painting with 3 different heroes than fuck you CA
BIG YARI SHAFTS pushing TIGHT unit FORMATIONS into ROWS and ROWS of LONG YARI designed to FUCK up charging units MERCILESSLY impaling themselves to DEATH guard mode switched ON so there is NO choice but to DIE en masse to TRY and BREAK them but there is NO beating the LONG YARI there is NO room to maneuver and as the unit ROUTS and their SUPPLE samurai ASSES are exposed in a SHAMEFUL DISPLAY they find ANOTHER unit of LONG YARI have come from behind to form a YARI wall and SPITROAST them to the LAST struck through like a PIG by LONG YARI ASHIGARU
>>497744875It's gonna be great>2 new LL's for Khorne (I refuse to play 1 LL races) including the man, the myth ARBAAL>Ogres finally getting fixed>Gorfang will get buffs depending on his army comp(!) and we're getting a fleshed out savage orc sub-rosterbest DLC since forever
>>497744875This nigga plays the Realm of Chaos lmaoThe less dumb narrative mechanics the better desu. Shit like Malakai and Markus suck because I have to follow some dumb plot instead of having conflicts arise organically. Same problem old quests had.
I really love the daemon invasions and rifts in the Realm of Chaos campaign, but hate the map. How hard would it be to mod them onto the immortal empires map?
Stay on topic.
We are, you just wanted to post your shit edits again. Fuck off, no one likes you.
>>497741514I never played her campaign past like turn 10 (roc). I hate Kislev, and of the bits of it I like, it def. ain’t hag shit.
>>497745179Who plays realms of chaos? I mean when they dont have to waste time for narrative campaigns they have more time and resources to make something cool. Like end game crisis, make it interesting not a shit they are now
>>497745150What are the Ogre changes? I haven't been keeping up with TW at all.
@497745565Stay. On. Topic.
What is the proper late-game army for Franz? I always figured it should have Reiksguards and greatswords cause of the upkeep but they're not really that great late game. What's a top-notch empire army look like anyway? A ton of tanks and demigryphs?
>>497749617I don't know, but thanks for the superchat. Preciate it.
>>497749617I hate when people can't decide on their own.
>chaos influenced humans, the norscans>elves influenced humans, the bretonnians>dwarves influenced humans, the empire>lizardmen ?????Albion and Amazons should be rolled together into an army so that all of the ancient races have a human buddy
>>497749617Guns, arty, high-level heroesYou don't have top-tier infantry, everything else is competitive, so work with that
>>497647513You sound like a looney.
>>497738358>Turtle >OyxotlHuh? But your army is all about skirmishersalso once you take all of Antarctica no one comes to get you.
>>497749993>lizardmen ?????Nehekhara probably used to be one, but then things happened.
>>497741514Every fantaslop game is list like this because they invest their entire budget into modeling a dragon and forget to make interesting campaign mechanics. So they give every faction a different way to get free cheats instead
>>497750802Oxyotl can build a -20% upkeep building with his unique silent sanctums that stacks around settlements. Meaning a free armies if it's a region with 4 adjacent regions and stackable post-battle loot means eventually infinite money for all fights.I've explained this several times for months, why doesn't anyone understand how OP he is?
>>497750876Nehekhara is old enough that they should get a human buddy faction too (Araby)
>>497752249>why doesn't anyone understand how OP he is?Because 99% of people don't play MP campaign, so every faction can easily roll the entire map
can someone please explain how it works this being the same universe with space marines, interstellar travel, galaxy wide wars, etc. while here they're all sort of medieval on the same world
>>497752672The warhammer world is enveloped in a warp storm, which is why magic is so commonplace and why nobody on the outside comes in. The Great Vortex keeps the warp storm away from most of the planet
>>497752405araby was crusaded into dust between getting fucked bt arkhan and brettonia
>>497742743Christ what a man
So how are WElves in the Old World mod? Are they hideously OP in Athel Loren because it's now 12 major settlements stacked together that you can take over? Or is it still challenging?
>>497749617>AI Empire factions spam nothing but Knights of the Black Rose, Hochland long rifles, Nuln Iron Sides, and other DLC units and every Lord no matter where they are in the world is the Elector of X randomly
>>497752672There is cavemen planets in 40k universe.
>>497752791so these guys are all stuck on some world fighting each other meanwhile at the same time space marines are fighting tyranids and crusading on other worlds in space?
>>497752672thats how human societies form, you understand what feudal worlds are right, havent progress past the 1500s
>>497753080YepHigh tech occasionally shows up, like you could take lightning claws on high elves for a while, and chaos warriors team up with chaos space marines when the chaos gods are having a war in the realm of chaos
Can someone please explain how this general talks about an off-topic franchise all the time?
>>49775267240k is a pocket universe in a snowglobe in the altdorf college of magic at the same time the fantasy planet is just some isolated world in 40k.It's just a nod to the other setting, nothing more.
>>497749617why's she have 6 fingers
>>497753972warp mutationsdon't look under her codpiece
>>497753447It's basically confirmed that 40k will be the next big TW game, and we're prepping this general for the Great Fantasoi Meltdown that will occur when their shitty little side game gets overshadowed by their more successful younger brother. Total War was their little pathetic safe space, it won't be for very long
>>497749993Would be good for the snakemen slaves in Khuresh, too
I am still waiting for the reveal of the FLC lord.
>>497728703First game:MarinesChaos MarinesElderOrksImperial guardSecond game:Dark ElderTauMechanicusTyrannidsNecrons
>>497754316The races need to be spread out appropriately. I imagine that 40k will be another trilogy.
>>497754307I am still waiting for the Xiongnu DLC and the return of 3K. CA will admit they pulled the plug too early any day now and resume development
Where are the unit icons and static portholes stored for game 3 units? I can't find them, I'm a retard
>>497754542If it can happen to Rome 2, it can happen to any Total War.
>>497754735I hate liggers
>>497754316>>497754441First game factions>Space MarinesI imagine every game will have a space marine release, fleshing out more and more iconic chapters. This isn't like fantasy where you can sell each game independent, a 40k game NEEDS space marines to be commercially viable.>Imperial GuardLikely playable at launch, but small chance they will be an NPC race that gets FLC playable a little bit down the line.>OrksToo iconic, probably the second most represented 40k army in vidya.>NecronsHave been pretty popular ever since their big expansion in 9th edition and have been popular in recent vidya with showings in Mechanicus, Battlefleet Gothic and soon Space Marine 2>Chaos Space MarinesProbably a day one DLC like they were in fantasyFaction mechanics depend too much on the scale of the game. Is it a fight for one planet, system, sector, or the whole galaxy?
>>497754316>no dwarves in the base gametrash!
>>497754669Found it, it's in data_3.packI don't know what I was expecting.
>>497755017Deranged ratfaggot, noone was talking about lizardmen
>>49772870340k has many popular factions. Starter factions really could be anything, as well as GW might force them to include specific factions to promote their minis. Factions I can see for the first game are: Space Marines, Imperial Guard and Orks. Judging how CA made chaos factions in fantasy, I'm guessing it would be fair to assume there would be several chaos factions, like Chaos Space Marines, Traitor Guards and Daemons. Tyranids would be probably an endgame threat, might be pre-order faction.
>>497756996No Skaven in 40k = no buySimple as
>>497609128I bet one will get revealed next year. I think it might be the 40K game, it will get released in late 2026.
>>497758062And so you will leave /twg/ ?
>>497758062>No Skaven in 40k = no buyYou will not be missed, lmao
What goes on here
>>497758062The Imperium is the Skaven.
>CA teases another Warhammer title>hype levels off the charts>every single 40Kfag on 4chan piles in to /twg/, threads going faster than gacha generals>CA releases the real trailer>Total War: Warhammer Age of Sigmar
>>497759002imperium is nothing like skaven
>>497759002Imperium is Grand Cathay
>>497759002skaven are nothing like imperium
>Skaven ending in Eye of the Vortex is about sacrificing all the Grey Seers and clan underlings to the Horned RatThanquol is actually dead at the end of Total War: Warhammer 2. Your thoughts froends?
>>497759603he's going to kill himself when he figures out.
>>497758764beastmen
>>497759002I mean, they kinda gave the whole 'wacky ramshackle technology' thing the Skaven had to the Orks
>>497759603>gray seers>clan
>>497752672They're not the same universe.
>>497752672it's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.
>>497759876no, thats just orcs, because unlike skaven, ork technology works, better even
>>497760053Yes, the Grey Seers are their own clan. You're not a lorelet, are you ratfag?
>>497760464They aren't a clan, lorelet.
so the skavens have the most annoying faction in warhammer fantasoy, that much is clear they're responsible for 90% of the shitpostingbut who are the ratfags of 40k? what warhammer 40k faction has the shittiest fanbase? if a 40k game were to happen, which fandom would be the pathetic pieces of shit constantly spamming porn that barely resembles the actual game and dogshit posts seething about every other faction?
>>497760696>but who are the ratfags of 40k? what warhammer 40k faction has the shittiest fanbase?Space Marines
>war total hammerwars 40 k'sLet me tell you about ideal "warhammer40tw"See pic related? This game right here was the best shot of a full 40k campaign that we have right now>missions of various flavors>almost all 40k factions included, down to the subfactions>heavy customization of ships and abilities>Could have made campaigns for these factions. Nothing special, just a start point and a map to fight on. That's fucking it.>NOOOOOOOO ONLY 4 factions playabe campaign! 5 for 20 bucks! All campaigns need some time limit for reasons!I'm still mad about it.The reality most people don't want to accept is that ships can't just be sidelined like they were in fantasy. All war in 40k features a spaceship of some form whether that's a invading hive fleet on a planet or a ship lost in the warp. The galaxy is a big place and you can't walk everywhere. Space fighting is essentialBUT ALSO Land combat. Ideally I would like a two planed system where you have ships fighting in a planets atmosphere, but you can zoom in on the world to look at troops on the ground. You need to win both fronts. Lose your ships and you can get bombed or besieged, lose your ground troops and you can't access whatever it was you're fighting for ex. AA guns, artifacts, requisition etc.I'm thinking a videogame form of dropzone/dropfleet commander if you guys know the /tg/ reference. FUCK your "single world nobody cares about" I want to blow up maccrage and shit on fenris.FUCK your "fight land battle on random asteroid" Stop being lazy and give me ships or at least boarding actionsThere. I said my peace.
>>497760696The Imperium
>>497760696Spez Marines, Imperial Guard fans on the other hand are pretty chill. Dark Eldar would be the gross coom posters.
>>497759778>ᵈᶦˢᵗᵃnᵗ 'ʳᵃ ʳᵒᵒ'
>>497760696>hich fandom would be the pathetic pieces of shit constantly spamming porn that barely resembles the actual gameTau>and dogshit posts seething about every other faction?Imperial Guard
>>497760696>warhammer 40k faction has the shittiest fanbase?Sisters of Battle because they're full of gross coomers into furshit rape fanatsies and don't care about the platonic side of their business at all
>>497760062Then explain how there's a giant tyrannid creature the ogres worship.
>>497761425What's the furshit in 40k?
>>497761519That's not a tyrannid, that's just Quai Yin's orifice
>>497762030The imperium canonically has furries
>>497762030There's an entire space marine chapter made up of furries.
Election Day is coming soon; so do not forget to vote for Vlad von Carstein, Elector-Count of Sylvania, for Emperor.
nothing personnel warmblood
>>497762591Will he make anime a reality?
>>497762939Kill All Rats
>>497626090i prefer the plagueclaws. mortars lack ammo to really get great value out of them, youd rather just bring the globadiers. but theyre not bad.
>>497762939>>497763613I find it pretty funny that Oxyotl still mentions Sotek in a lot of his lines, despite being in the chaos realms all this time.It's like he returned, found out there was now a god of killing rats and just decided that he was all for that shit.
>>497764595are you and the anti-squire ratfag the same person?You both popped up at around the same time.
>>497764705Nobody cares about your schizo drama. Tale your meds, and stay on topic.
>>497764303Maybe he knows because Sotek helped him out in the realms of chaos.
>>497764303Which just makes DoomSkink even more epic. No bullshit, just kill Chaos
Imagine if we had IDs for a day
>>497764705Obviously
>>497765007You just want to find out what Thanquolnon posts.
>>497763064Vlad understands the value of love, and having someone who loves him back. So he promises to realise animation or re-animation for all his active supporters.
Is the Masque a spellcaster? Epidemius wasn't.
>>497765465Everyone knows he's the one posting all the gay furry skavenBut there are many other types of post
>>497756996>Tyranids would be probably an endgame threat, might be pre-order faction.I hope not, I want my bugs to be good
>>497608274BRETONNIAN DAEMON PRICNE
Poll time! To see what /twg/ thinks about the prospect of TW:40K!Will it come out:https://strawpoll.com/e2naXzq5zyBIf you answered yes to the above or want to consider it as a hypothetical, here is poll about map:https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzb06XZ3
*blocks your path*Not so fast, 40kek.
>>497767715Frog helm looks dumb desu
>>497764303>I’m back from killing that daemon army who is this sotek everyone is talking about>he advocates for total rat death>sequence of based he’s got my vote
>>497768197What a cool Space Marine
>>497768197Sorry but for you to be relevant you have to release 1 (one) successful product
>>497768395AoS, and 40DEI, are tied in number of games that aren't shit thoughbeit.
>>497767715>Brets.>That hammer.Slightly old style Empire knight if anything.
>>497768560Space Marine 2 is pretty popular.
>>497768560AoS games are all shit but that wasn't the point, he said a successful product. Of which Aos has had none.
>>497768197It was crazy for me to find out AoS has an actual organic fanbase, since I spent most of my "warhammer time" in these threads from 2016-2021, but apparently in that period a bunch of literal trannies from reddit latched onto AoS and made it "their thing". I can't believe people with no taste exist, it's crazy.
>>497768719In the video the guy said he used a hammer because swords and axes get a huge amount of play but hammer daemons are pretty unusual.
>>497768728So is capeshit. Sweet Baby Inc Marine 2, is shit.>>497768836>AoS games are all shitWhich is what makes it the same as 40DEI.
>>497762591Based, the Empire needs strong leadership.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD5uT9NPhWU
>>497768560>lil zoomie didn't play Dawn of War
>>497769582It was shit.
>>497767818>3 votes yes vs 1 no>3 votes for galaxy map/part of galaxy with voidship battles40KSISTERS WE ARE EATING GOOD
>>497769146Except no matter how much you cope those 40k games actually succeeded. None of the AoSlop games have succeeded.
>>497769757Must suck to go through life as a contrarian faggot who has to pretend good things are shit, but that's the prison you chose to build for yourself.
>>497769834Succeeded at being shit?
>>497769757Bait used to be believable
>>497769146What is DEI in SM2? I know you haven't played it, so lets see which picture of a non-white you post to "prove your point" lmao
>>497769905You enjoy feasting on feces. You can feel that I'm missing out because I don't, but it's just not aligned with reality.>>497770174That's a pointless discussion. DEI is an inherent part of 40DEI. You enjoy the DEI. Just not enough to admit that it's there.
>>497771298Trying way too hard, dude.
go back to /v/. Space Marine is more off-topic than 40k posting in general because atleast the more general 40k discussion typically relates to Total War as a "What if?" other than aeldar posters who are ratfags in another skin(typically brown). Space Marine 2 has nothing to do with Total War, I suggest you take your brainrotted culture war faggotry elsewhere.
>>497771429It's the latest strategy of the leftists, they pretend anything enjoyed by normal people is actually woke and DEI in the hopes that they stop enjoying it. It's an old jewish trick.
>>497760696Tau are definitely the worst, leftist faggots screeching about media literacy and calling "Imperium fans" (90% of the fanbase) fascists and posting on r/sigmarxism about how many hecking chuds they owned
>>497771678That or gaslight people into thinking their deranged ideology is a lot more popular with normal people than it actually is.
>>497771725>r/sigmarxism
>>497771429Hop on your mobility scooter, and return to reddit, "dude".>>497771678Yes, all the diversity in SBIM2 is completely normal. You're really owning the woke by playing such a normal diverse game.
>>497771725Personally I like them because they're interesting and not just a generic fantasy race in space, IDK about other people though.
>>497771298>That's a pointless discussionI accept your concession, your posts have been pointless.
Shut your mouths. I'm trying to watch Milton. I don't have time to monitor this thread too. Keep it on topic.
>>497773783I've liked watching your mental breakdown (merely pretending)
@497773876Keep it on topic.
How would you defeat Tamurkhan if you were playing as the Vampire Counts?
There is no DEI in 40DEI if you just pretend it isn't there.
>>497774274I wouldn't.
>>497774274I would blob and wind of death.Like I do with every matchup when playing as Counts.
Man our new schizos are lame. At least the old ones were somewhat entertaining.
Playing as Imrik, what races would it be useful to ally with so I can grab some of their units from outposts?
>>497775010Empire or Cathay for Artillery.That's it.No don't ally with Dwarfs or Chorfs because manlets don't deserve a chad like imrik on their team.
>>497717683u need to bait with another army recruiting
>>497775010>Using units you can't redlineExtremely cringe.
>>497774034YOU LITERALLY ASKED
>>497775368Oh nooo what am I gonna do without that +6 to melee attack and defense!??
>>497775368Reminder you are cheating if you don't usehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2909055000
>>497775918not him but 6 ma & md is the difference between your Silverin Guard lasting long enough against Black Orcs for your Dragon Princes to flank and the Black Orcs breaking through and mulching your Archers.
>>497775176Manlet? Oh I beg to differ, if you would simply check my hat
>>497743883he has a solid point, expansion in any other sense is a liability, and an expense that you dont see returns on until 3 or 5 turns and the a ammount to field more armies grows exponential
neetbros which campaign are we playing today
Finally playing norsca seriouslyWhat's a good army look like with T3 buildings?Can I get to level 2 on all devotions before picking one?Which one should I pick?
>>497776654I miss being a neet
also if youre only running archers and melee units with no spell caster spam twwh3 blows ass
>>497776654Thinking about it, i'm probably gonna finally try Epidemius, cuz he's just like me fr
>>497776664Devotionmaxxing is a red herring, by the time you get one bonus you should have so many ports that you've won
>>497776664Zerkers and any variation of Skin Wolves/Ice Trolls with Axe Throwers/Javelins. Your t0 trash also holds up.Never tried getting all of them t2.Nurgle or Tzeentch are the best ones to t3 because the Daemon lords are stronger than most actual LLs but just pick whatever colour is your favourite one, they are all good.
>>497776731how old
>>497777063I was like 28 when I was last one, blissful timesMoved out now and everything so it's not happening again
>>497776090Okay but if you're using allies you're playing to the strength of the allies faction to enhance your weaker aspects, so it's way less relevant Like getting a poisoned wind mortar unit on beastmen obviously adds a lot more versatility to the army, and is probably better than a unit of ungor raiders in the vast majority of cases. For high elves a good use of allied recruitment is better artillery - a chorf artillery piece of the same tier is better than a repeater bolt thrower. You obviously shouldn't try to match your own strengths - allied monsters or archers are almost always a waste on High Elves.
Bros, did CA fix "gaining a mount steals your movement range" bug yet?
>>497776654Just had to move back to my dad's house, now I'm too busy going through stuff from when I was younger to figure out what I can throw away and make room for things I bought when I did have a job. I'd really prefer to be gainfully employed but I wasn't able to get another IT job (last one fired me because I "didn't have the skills they were looking for") and I think if I get one where I'm just being abused by the general public for minimum wage again I really will kill myself.
>>497767818>To see what /twg/ thinks Eh better to post this when thread is more active, proper DLC reveal will probably happen in the coming weeks
>>497776664Champions with Trolls intermixed, Horsemasters for harass/clean up after battle. Feral Mammoths are too unpredictable and can run off to die deceptively fast. Skinwolves are too fragile/slow to work in their intended role but you can keep one or two squads to protect your Horsemasters or engage with them
>>497777635godspeed bro
>>497776987>>497777000>>497777827Thanks, goddamn are these guys barebones
GIVE ME THE BRETONNIAN REWORK CAI WANT IT NOW
Any mpfags here? What factions do you like to play in MP and what is your favorite build/style of play?
>>497779621Not coming this or the next year
i want to scale my army as vc as kemmler, what do i do besides training them my army comp blows ass
>>497779804No one here is good enough to play MP they just whine when balance patches for MPChads affect their singlecel campaigns, where all their armies are tier 5 anyways
>>497771678akshully /v/ has just gotten that deranged, they're in a purity spiral but on the other side of the horseshoe
How come not a single Vampire Count LL inspires fear? They're such a bunch of goofs or lovable like Vlad
>>497780920Isabella LL was a mistake, she's so soft spoken I can barely hear her on the campaign map
>Oh, I'm sorry, did I defeat you? Heh, I guess I just can't help it!How do you respond without sounding Sigmarite?
>>497781552nuke and then do a fortnite dance on his burning body
Is there a way to not automatically skip the other faction's "refusal" dialogue when you decline their treaty between turns? I want to read it but it automatically closes the window and proceeds to the next faction
THE PIRATE KING
>>497782468yawn
>>497782468luffy in total war?
>>497782292I find it funny, like I'm pushing them away as they seetheBut yeah it's dumb
>>497782784Luffy D. Harkon
Post cute ratgirls
Does the evil make them more attractive to you?
>>497784110
>>497785872define evil
>>497786125Malicious selfishness and sadism.
>>497785936Nice more
>>497786125preventing Drazhoath from giving everyone in the Darklands a job and eliminating crime through patrol routes because 'muh dragons muhfugga'
what faction is the most likely to rape? i think its a toss up between vc master necromancers and beastmen
>>497787317BeastmenNorscaWoCFimir
>>497786305Which flavor is most tasty?
>>497785872What a sad ass.
>>497788817>rat musicWhat does it sound like?
>>497753607>40k is a pocket universe in a snowglobe in the altdorf college of magic at the same time the fantasy planet is just some isolated world in 40k.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm8oA1R7YAY
>>497789126A lot of bells
>>497788817like any other kind of music this is a jazz band, anon almost everyone in this thread is just a bunch of rats
>>497789126you can hear plague monk chants on the overworld map when moving the camera past Skaven settlements. They sound like throatsinging.
odds I play sparking zeroevens I play silent hill0 I play total war
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3345978784
>>497792230Okay, I'm officially a real modder now. What should I do next: a waifu LH or a non-legendary lord?
>>497772289There's no black people in SM2
>>497792472Humans should be able to impregnate ratgirls
Its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38kcxqygFvk
>>497793520Literally who.
>>497793584legend's ex boyfriend
>>497793075This
>>497792230Finally, I've been waiting for someone to cover up his stupid face>>497792889A waifu you can only post on the nexus and loverslab
>>497792889what if the cauldron made hellebron really young hahawouldn't that be funny she'd be so embarrassed
Where are our drawfags?
>>497793584The person who decides the game balance.
>>497794646The schizos and shitposters chased them off. I especially wouldn't post art if some ratfag was going to use it to spam his shitty OP for weeks on end.
>>497794704Then why does he only have like 200 views? If he's an MPfag he should be beaten with a hose. Those faggots ruin balance.
>>497794774I mean all of them apart for one were MIA before the ratfag started spamming
>>497794646Not enough rat content
>>497793520He says>buff Rot Knights of Nurgle>buff Skullcrushers of Khorne>buff Gorebeast Chariots>buff War Sleds>buff Plague Monk Censer Bearers>buff Nasty Skulkers(dawifags will neck)>buff Burning Chariot of Tzeentch>buff Seeker ChariotsYou're welcome, don't give shills your views.
>>497795256He's not a shill.
>>497793794>>497708202>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UnRV3juTISw&t=1253heres the proof
>>497795256grave guard buffs NOW
>>497795256lmao what? maybe my experience is different from other people in the thread but rot knights and skullcrushers are pretty damn good already. is this some dumb MP thing I don't know about again?
>>497795616rot knights were already op why not buff the chaff that really suffers instead of the already good units
>>497795256>buff chariotsno please..... the AI will rape me even harder
IM TIRED OF NOT HAVING ANY FRIENDS GIVE ME FACTION THAT ACTUALLY HAS FRIENDS
>>497795871Empire. Have fun commanding the Ordertide.
>>497795871EmpireHigh ElvesDanielBretonniaCathayBasically ordertide and Daniel due to his skill tree giving you 50 relations with all of chaos.
>>497795871Almost every order faction?
>>497795871>t. skaven and beastman player
>>497795721for instance, most of the dark elf cavalry units. i genuinely do not get the balancing suggestions in every mpfag video, it seems completely schizophrenic and out of touch with the experience of most people playing the game. it has to be because their dumb rules are somehow so restrictive they make good units suck just by their existence
>>497788817Is there any kind of music that would actually use all of those instruments?
>>497795871Play Azazel and gather a whole host of (not necessarily willing) friends.
>>497796418jazz
>>497796156Even then I struggle to think of how fucking hardcore and restrictive one can make mp rules to make shit like rot knights and skullcrushers suck.
>mpfag rules discussionjust gonna leave this here again lolehttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1l-bR-7Gxs_kU_fR1k3ituHLKa5X66CSU/view
>>497797621
>>497796156in mp you have army cost limits, no campaign buffs, and usually no veterancy. in sp you don't really give a shit about recruitment cost and can stack so many buffs on units that underperforming units become murder machines.>>497797427it's mostly just an issue of value. sp players don't even care about damage as gold value. in mp is a unit costs 1800 but only averages 1200 value it sucks,.
>>497798030that's fucking retarded, can you get your god turin to tell ca to stop balancing the entire game around your mode and separate the balancing into sp and mp? thanks.
>>497798030>sp players don't even care about damage as gold value.That's stupid, units being good or bad in SP is very much decided on whether they can pay for themselves in damage, or if not then whether they can protect the damage dealers. Nobody goes and makes an army of 20 jade warriors with shields and nothing to support them.
>>497798210>stop balancing the entire game around your mode and separate the balancing into sp and mp?mp-fags only care about recruitment cost and sp-chads only care about upkeep so in a way the devs could achieve some of that balance separation.
>>497798210Upkeep and having multiple armies following each other.
>>497798030So just reduce their MP cost
>>497800389CA won't balance MP and SP differently because it might make people that are only playing one of the modes less likely to try out the other
>>497800619Balancing for 10% of the population makes me want to try multiplayer even less so they're doing a bang-up job
>>497801306despite making up less than 5% of the population, mpfags...
Somebody leak something.
>>497802642Yeah was vaguely expecting news about the next patch this week since they went and did a hotfix.
>>497798472it doesn't matter if none of your units pay for themselves when your army costs 100k and you are fighting stacks only worth 15k. sp is all about making unfair fights on the campaign map so you can easily win on the battle map.>>497801306why should they balance the game around ar monkeys that don't even play battles out?
would you dare to swim in the forbidden pool?
>>497802991>sp is all about making unfair fights on the campaign map so you can easily win on the battle map.complete nonsense, most of a legendary campaign is the exact opposite experience. glad to see you're melting down at your shit mode getting rightfully called a joke yet again
Imagine if Orcs were called Shroomfies instead of orcs
>>497802949This week's news cycle is dedicated to the Empire mobile port
>try brettonia>have fun in the first fight bullying zombies with cavalry>turn 2>kemmler with a full army at my doorstep>Mousillon also with a full armyWhat the fuck am I supposed to do?
>>497795616yes, rot knights don't have the AP to compete and skullcrushers are overpricedi don't mind mpniggers but the constant two-faced shit of>don't worry it can all be done with price adjustments it doesn't need to affect single player :)followed by demands for sweeping nerfs and buffs really gets oldnerf healing btw healing meta is boring healing needs a 50% cut across the board there's no other way to deal with hippogryph knights and a life damsel game is so stale
Democracy is not very common in Total War...but did you know that both Carthage and Rome begin the campaign as republics?
>>497803752You can publish the mod if you want, it's easy to fill in the details for the rest of the roster
Turin was complaining about Rot Knights, Skullcrushers of Khorne, Chariots (in general), Plague Monks, and Nasty Skulkers in his latest video and so everybody expect that they will be buffed soon.
>>497804417>What the fuck am I supposed to do?What ze Lady wills
>>497804573Is Turin that guy from the Rings of Power? Why would you name yourself after an amazon lord of the rings character?
>>497804486You won't mind if I do that? I wanted to share ut but it felt rude to
>>497804932Yeah, go ahead. You can credit me if you want, but I'd also accept pictures of your boobs if you want to thank me.
>>497803163Do you think it'd clean my elf if I shove her in?
>>497805710>>497804932Oh, I kind of worded that wrong. You don't have to credit me or repay me in anyway!
>>497805710>>497807938t. You
you dont look like that
Uuh... guys? I just got this ominous crown.What should I do with it?
>>497810943do you wanna surpass nagash or what, pussy
Christ those tzeench single entity flying chariots are insane. Each projectile knocks off 20% of a heros health despite their decent ward saves
>>497809325They know the deal, I make basically any mod I see someone request but I request nudes, not as a requirement but just as a token of appreciation Most of the time people just say thanks, but I've gotten two videogames out of it! Unfortunately no anon has sent me a dick/titty pic.
>>497811267I do want to surpass Nagash.But the crown is evil, and gives a large debuff to diplomatic relations. :/
>start battle>select units>right click>alt tabwhat faction am I?
>>497812135Greenskins or Khorne
>>497810943what would neferata do
>>497812047oh noooo the pussy mortals will continue to say mean things about your abominable existence
>get the game>go with nurgle for my first run>have fun as Kugath just making plagues and fucking around my corner of the map>look up some stuff afterwards>people consider him the worst faction in the game
>>497812982Kugath's not great but I'm not sure I'd call him the worst faction in the game. He's better than Daniel at least.
>>497811832can you make a mod where you play as sigvald but your goal is to defeat every faction with a female legendary lord and for each one you beat she gets turned into a hero that you can use in your army? also change his armor from purple to green.
SECRET PIRATE ART:*fish**crab**squid**seagull*FORBIDDEN PIRATE TECHNIQUE: INSTANT SARTOSAN RELEASE
Do you guys ever go into negative income building armies? Do you even let your income get low?
>>497814561Yeah, balancing income with being able to defeat enemies is one of the big challenges I'm finding.
>>497813778Hmmm, this would be interesting. I like the harem building idea, and I think I know how to do it. The hardest part would probably be changing his victory conditions, I've never startpos modded before and I think I'd have to.A couple questions:Isn't the appeal of Sigvald that you can already harem build through his seduction mechanic ie. mindbreak Katarin/Miao/etc and bring their whole country with them? Why do you prefer this method?Why Sigvald specifically?Is the green meant to be a Rance reference?
>>497814282she be snatchin them booties
>>497816539I thought only nkari had the seduction mechanic. and yeah sigvald because he looks like rance and is the only slaanesh character who is canonically into rape.
>>497813163Who the hell is Daniel?
>>497820689idk I play GODSLAYER
>>497820214Azazel has it too.Now that you know Sigvald has the seduction mechanic, are you still interested in the mechanical part of the mod? I can do a Rance reskin fairly quickly, but harem building mechanics will take a good amount of my time.
feeling khorny1-3 valkia4-6 skarbrand7-9 taurox0repanse
>>497821416SKARBRAND
>>497820886idk it seems more rance like to conquer a nation and then fuck their leader into submission. I was mostly just joking though so don't spend time on it if you don't personally think it's worth it. for the captured heroines though it would be cool if they had a copy of the nurgle chieftain mechanic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjOD7Ikgon0Admit it, Kislev is strong.
>>497824130Kislev just feels unfocused.Kind of a mish-mash of elements that don't come together in a cohesive whole.GW being unwilling to polish up the old lore is probably the reason.I'm worried for Dogs of War, they have even less lore and its thematically all over the place.
>>497823256I was recently thinking about that exact mechanic. I was using unlocker to play the jagged horn tribe in Cathay (ra roos) with a doombull leader going around cathay, and I was thinking of using that mechanic (there's a template on the workshop) to make a unique waifu-collecting beastman campaign (they currently all feel exactly the same). We're both on the same non-con wavelength.I think it would be hard to do for all LLs though. Just going and fucking them up to unlock them is much easier for how many there are.I like the idea. I think what I'll do is make a Sigvald Rance skin, as I need to get some practice with texture editing and the asset editor and this is a great excuse, I love Rance. Then I'm going to make the collect-a-waifu mechanic for another faction, as I want to cover new ground. I'll probably do Grimgor or Queek. From there it should be super easy to port it to Sigvald, like find-and-replace easy.
>>497803163Yes and I'm gonna invite all my underling-friends to swim in it.t. Skaven
>>497825765I don't think you have any friendsenjoy your puddle of piss
>>497803163mayans had these pools called cenotes and it's where they tossed their human sacrifice victims into
Do Skarbrand ruins not spread Khorne AIDS?
>>497826203No-no! I have millions of slave-friends who would love to skinny dip into the swamp-well. Lizard-friends are very kind, yes-yes
>>497827519No that's where I recruit my sacred pepes
>>497829316Total War: Dominions
>>497829536>pay for EA Tir Na Nog in TW: Dominions 1>get LA Man's recolored indie units in TW: Dominions 3
>>497829536>Tomb Kings(Roman)
>>497804438Republicanism has nothing to do with Democracy, quite the opposite the most authoritarian and violent regimes tend to be Republics
>play Batman>Empire overrun by Nurglecancer>destroy chaos and keep the land under superior Elven administration with the Asur's guidance...
>>497830756I want to see the world map post-ermor collapse>ermor beginning the reconquest of its own land>marignon and ulm emerging to fight the skeletide>sceleria and pythium inheriting large portions of the empire>minor rump states and native populaces throwing off the shackles dotted around waiting to be swallowed up by any of the above>man and eriu watching from across the channel with popcornThis would be the salty spitoon of TW:D, it would be absolute kino
Did worse playing the battle out than I would have by autoresolving, again...it's so frustrating.
>>497813163>>497812982Ku'gath was considered Daniel-tier before Thrones of Decay, he's extraordinarily powerful now. Currently the worst factions are probably Khalida's, Daniel as always, and of course, your favorite faction
>>497831540OOC
>>497814561All the time as Greenskins and similar factions.
>>497824506At least with DoW being all over the place is kinda their whole deal.
SAURUS HOLAA!
>>497842820gay liggers
>>497780920Because all the actually spooky ones were made irrelevant after GW decided that vampires should be the Von Carsteins All The Time Show (with only occasional cameos by Kemmler & Neferata allowed)
>>497833758>Ku'gath was considered Daniel-tier before Thrones of Decay*Considered* being the operative word here, he was perfectly capable of dominating as much as most factions. I got a L/VH victory without many scuffles, whereas when I played Daniel I lasted until turn 3 at which point I gave up
>>497802991this is coming from the retards who kill their whole army fighting their opponent and don't have to worry about next turn
>>497847529Can a lizard not do anything affectionate without having their sexuality questioned?
>>497849636lizard x skaven love
>>497849636no, the official minis have done irreparable damage to the ligger non-homo image.
>>497849739What's homo about these models?
>>497850525I just want to know what possible purpose skink's have for groping their kroxigors' crotches?
>>497850640It's as high as they can reach to pet their croco bro
What does the nemesis crown do lorewise
>>497850807free magic and free enemies
Is CA actually gonna give us some fookin news today?
>>497851817>The right to discuss is a privilege – it is not an entitlement you earn by playing the game – and in our official spaces, we will prioritize the ability of those who demonstrate that they can converse and disagree thoughtfully, constructively, and inclusively over those who aim to disrupt, derail, and diminish those contributions.
>>497831540Made for getting skull crushed by rocks from TikTakTo
>>497838743>>497852335Asur are the protagonists of the setting
>>497852460asur are the stage on which the protagonists of the setting act
>>497852460WrongThe 'Kith is
>>497852621THIS IS THE KIITH SOMTAAW WARSHIP KUUN-LAN
>>497852237>>497852237>>497852237KEKThe Squiretranny felating janny banned the original imgMD5 from being put in OP See how sad liggers and squirefaggots are, they need daddy janny to protect them from the ratchad drill.Join the thread unless you're trans (I.E. squirefaggots and liggers)
>>497852570>>497852621>failed Ulthuan invasion #964738975838107572nah.
>>497852816You don't even get paid for clicks, why the fuck are you doing this for?
>>497853113>>497853113>>497853113new thread
>>497852983transgender people like this rattroon are not known for their rationality
>>497850807it passes on the wisdom of each wearer and control their own fate, basically you git gud and stay gud, and everyone else who wear it afterwards gits gudder
