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3 NIGASON CART
- Blazehatten contract is outright broken and not working. - Outburst contract is broken in a fun way, in that any damage counts as 1000 damage. Go Pyro against Hale and you'll fill your contract instantly.
Who is Gobi and why is he glazing?
Fuck Miss Pauling. Get head from Miss Pauling. Highlight Miss Pauling posters. Fuck Miss Pauling on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Snap off Miss Paulings bra. Follow Miss Pauling threads. ERP with Miss Pauling posters. Cum inside Miss Pauling. Hang Miss Pauling in shibari bondage. Have Miss Pauling make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into Miss Pauling. Fry Miss Paulings brains with sex. Toss Miss Paulings salad. Urinate into Miss Paulings mouth (she's into it). Judo throw Miss Pauling onto a bed. Blackmail Miss Pauling into sex with their dox. Twist Miss Paulings nipples. Report your love for Miss Pauling to Valve. Always uber Miss Pauling. Split Miss Paulings legs in half. Sexually heal Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling surprise buttsex. Critically hit Miss Pauling in the womb. Impregnate Miss Pauling. Get trapped into sex by demon Miss Pauling from the underworld. Dump sperm into Miss Paulings cum dumpster. Submerge Miss Pauling into a vat of cum. Eat Miss Paulings pussy. Dissect Miss Paulings clothes off. Dominate Miss Pauling after defeating a bread monster. Slap Miss Paulings face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give Miss Pauling prom dates. Make Miss Pauling suck'em. Cream inside Miss Paulings' holes. Lobotomize Miss Pauling into a sex slave. Mandatory slut training for Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling your love paste. Drown Miss Pauling in mad milk. Whip Miss Paulings ass with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with Miss Pauling. Invite Miss Pauling to your mvm lobby. Feed Miss Pauling your semen. Give Miss Pauling your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck Miss Pauling like an alligator. Slice Miss Paulings clothes off with the half-zatoichi. Clone Miss Pauling to have 2 of your favourite fuck buddy. Listen to Miss Paulings farts through the ConTracker.
>majority of the halloween maps is just KOTHI'm so fucking tired of KOTH
i beat my freaky fair contracti dont claim to understand it totally but it seems fun? the map being bigger would help some mercs getting speed bonuses breaks things a lot
>>498116384this but fempyro
>>498116497I haven't played it yet. Is the tug of war game mode just a glorified KOTH?
We already have four versions of Nucleus, not even counting Monster Bash and Rotunda. Can these mapper motherfuckers tone it down with the reskins? Nucleus isn't even that good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
I'm jerking off to fempyro mid-queue.
Thoughts on the new TOW gamemode? I think its quite fun!
>>498119472
>>498117645those are all men (female) right? haha
>>498120420japan doesnt have those globohomo hasnt gotten to them yet
>>498120596>being this retarded
who millennial herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2ckVGQoc6M
>>498121827https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnopHCL1Jk8&t=50s
>>498120596bruhjapan STARTED globohomothank god
>>498122095nigaaaaaahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3kkNfH4yco
I don't really like Halloween spells outside of Helltower, or maybe carnival. Any other map that adds them sucks
i fucking hate laughter
>>498123248They're designed for more DM-focused maps so they end up being stupid on objective-focused maps.
dont kill this guy >>498123307 but do capture him and reeducate him he may yet be saved
waiting for the price for strange mw team blackout warpaints to go down so I can get 10 of them
>wasting 10,000+h on game (around 2 years worth of gaming)>b-but its just vidya game i dont care i can drop it at any moment!!! YOU SUCK BECAUSE YOU DONT SPEND AS MUCH TIME ON THIS GAME AS ME THEREFORE KYSeven if you play 16h a day its still 2+ years so dont even say its not
>>498123321I just get fatigued when every map seems to have spells. Sometimes I just want to play the game normally or with any other gimmick on just a spooky looking map
>325 australian dollars for a loose cannon made out of plasticyikes
>>498123737just buy a swivel gun
>>498123737A real gun is cheaper than this
got 11 contracts done before i couldnt find another match tonight and from the presents, all duplicatesstill hunting that magical mercenary white whale
i can't even get the main contract done (scream fortress)i suck at this game i fucking wish i was better at this
yeah dude
>>498123573queue up for regular maps then, this is spooky time, we spellcasting in this bitch
>>498115920Same for me on both, glad it's not just me. Blazehattan just says inactive and doesn't track no matter what
>back to Jugle Inferno release>take the Amputator contract >big mistake>loese all hope to make the golden contractor>the MVM PVP map comes out>EZ contractWE ARE BACK IN TOWN BOYS, NOW TO FINISH THOSE LAST DEFEND POINT ON SPECIFIC MAPS!
headless horseless horse
these new maps suck
>1st matchsome retard with a bothersome lisp talking about how "deep" the tf2 lore is this is gonna be a long one.
>>498131714what did you expect, the bots got removed and new retards started flooding in the game thinking they know some new lore stuff that hasnt been talked about over the span of 15+ years...
>>498131796team leddit 2
>>498131714i called him a faggot and he started trying to votekick me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9XjNT6Megs
this game is 1/3 filled with fags 1/3 filled with tryhards and 1/3 filled with retarded noobsagain, why should i play it outside of doing contracts
>>498132385no one's hosting servers anymore, that's the problem
>>498123307samelazy shittily designed mapyou can just spam minisentries anywhere without any thought and they can cover the majority of the objective
I diagnose this update as one of the worst cosmetic and map update since 2021 disaster
Dynamite >> Darkmarsh >> Circus > Toxic >> Freaky Fair >>>> Outburst >> Blazehattan
>>498132268Earlier today, I said that whoever made the matchmaker was a stupid tranny, and INSTANTLY had an "ally" start screeching in voicechat, "F1 TRANSPHOBE F1 TRANSPHOBE". It took me a second to even understand what he was saying, but then to my utter shock and amazement, there was a majority of f2's, and someone else on voicechat started saying, "nah nah f2 guys f2". As soon as the vote failed someone called one on the troonchaser, and it passed almost instantly. Dude coped with "whatever this team sucked anyway" right before he got kicked, it was unbelievable.
>>498133331And that guy? He was Albert Einstein.
>>498116324So, is it supposed to be a reference to Fallout? Because he's made entire videos about Fallout.
>>498123045No, it's Nucleus, but actually good and interesting. Nucleus itself is in the bottom 10 of TF2 maps, whereas Atom Smash is one of the bests. Cry and die.
Why can't Halloween contracts just become active whenever you're on the map? Is it really that hard?
Kill zombie pyros. Behead demon pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Defecate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in quicksand. Dump pyros into the grinder on mannhattan. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyro mains. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Kick a monkey pyro from your mvm lobby. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
Amazing now that the bots are almost gone, the casual matchmaking makes an eternity to fill a lobby
>>498077226triple FaN meatshot on a heavy, hell yeskeep posting shallow GOD, I love your webms
do people still hate the scorch shot?
>>498134603Sorry you crossposted because you were so mad with your wrong opinion, so I'm right
>>498131714>>498132268that was me
>try joining laughter>connection failed after 4 tries>processing time exceededI JUST WANT THE FUCKIGN CONTRACT NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA
How do we bring millennials back to TF2?
>>498138324>millennials in tf2>most of these fuckers are in their 30s or 40s and dont have time to play vidya>most of them have families already>theres is only a % that doesnt have shit and they waste their time on vidyayeah...not happening
A question.It's been literal more than decade since i traded last time in TF2, so i have no clue how is market nowadays doneI got this spooky strange costume for medic dropped. According to steam market and backpack.tf it's worth a lot of keys and even money(like 80-100 USD)However, my costume is untradable. I know i can buy wrapper to trade it, but how much it tanks value? Is it even valuable by traderfags? I wouldn't mind to sell it even for half the price, i don't play much medic, after all, and would be able to buy cosmetics for my demo to make him full skeleton while spooktober lasts.Thanks.
>>498138324release an actual content update
>>498128795Lmao what the fuck happens in that map that allows for an easy contract?
>>498139127anon...they patched out gift wrap being used to trade untradable stuff in like 2015
>>498139127>wrapper to trade itthis only worked due to a bug that was quickly patched, it was available for less than a day if im not wrong
>>498132385So trve... you are the one BASED GigaChad of TF2. You need to be added to the /tf2g/ pantheon ASAP.
>>498141178I never said that im based, i just stated a facti'll do contracts and im not lanuching this game until smissmas drops orsummer 2025>/tf2g/ pantheoni dont even wanna know what that is, probably discord circlejerk
>>498141326No, but I did... because you are such a Based GigaChad who BTFOs troons and fags and tryhards...
if i have to listen to these half baked vsh class voicelines a second longer
It's KOTH, and the enemy team has 1 annoying medic, 1 annoying engineer, and 1 god scout, sniper and spy.
>>498142640why does koth specifically make this situation happen every skibidi round?
>>498135025One contract? No automatic QoL? Like seriously, give me a reason why there's no multiple contracts.
>>498118191
oh jesus christat least the console is easier to read now
Is the game seriously fucked up right now? In Europe, you can usually get games in about 30 seconds, but right now it's taking like 30 minutes.
>>498147161yes, same experience, no clue what's wrong with it
>get dropped from a server because of some "lobby ID mismatch" bullshit>no automatic rejoin>requeue for that exact map>20 minutes later still nothingneato, I love losing 70 contract points for no reason
>>498147161>spread the playerbase out on 55 different maps>suddenly its harder to get a matchhuh
>>498148753>55 different maps>the new pool of maps gets all the attention unless you're harvest event or fucking ghost fort of all things
>Join a match to get me pumpkins on Megalo>Three obnoxious furfag troons shitting up comms being degenerates>Some dude points out how annoying, they get harped on for being porn addicted larpers who will never be women>Someone initiates a votekick>INSTANT screaming and screeching to stop being dicks/transphobic and to let them finish their contrack>Unanimous votekick pulls through minus the other two trannies>One is semi obvious who gets to screeching as the vote called and pull through>The last one says we're all faggots for doing that, but not before being reminded who the real faggot is before he left in a huffThe kids are alright....
They have to at least expand halloween update until November 20th after all this casual queue fiasco
>>498149213Love seeing this shit happen, hope it becomes a regular occurrence
why the FUCK can't I find any matches for halloween?I've been queuing for mann manor for 15 minutes already...
>>498149596I know ur mad and blowing a gasket rn and being ironic about it, but it's a nice wake up call to be reminded they need to not be such outwardly repulsive degenerates man...
>post a greentext story>the perma online schizo troon of tf2g instantly blows a gasket and starts falseflagging/samefagging again
>>498149213VenusianRapper would be proud of you, good sir.
>>498149843Who?
upgrade this is Freaky Festival or whatever the map is called
>>498150070Cares
>>498150036in*
>>498149213>mind broke a fellow never woman with this postman TF2 is the best lol
>>498150136dude dude dudwe hahahaha xDD #Joewned
>>498150359>>498149883>>498149850>>498149723>>498149721>>498149596>>498149591>>498149393
honestly seeing someone dedicate themselves to falseflagging over this experience makes me want to becoming an hero 43%ing faster, thanks anon
>>498150658>points to himself seething and calling himself a slurwhat did you mean by that?
>>498150867Stop projecting, troon.
>>498141778thanks? i suppose?anyways back to contracts...
>>498150901>>498150912niggas talking to himself
>>498149213The guy who f1'd? Albert Einstein.
>>498147094>scale backpack font +300%>yep...works as intendeddid they fucking hire a grandma for this change?
>>498150998Biggest "no u" I've ever seen. Keep crying troon.
>>498151095no u lmao
>>498150998That wasn't even me btw, dumb fag. Thanks for proving that you're the troon though (probably the same troon that got kicked in the greentext story) because no one else would flag people making fun of mentally ill freaks like you
>>498151306too much estrogen, take a cold bath bro
>sees 10 deleted postshttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/4b/Medic_sf12_badmagic08.wav
>>498151387Are you talking to yourself?
>>498151434discord tranny didnt like the greentext, false flag spam
>>498151495The false flagger being >>498151387
>>498151621>still mad i kicked his kin
>>498151746Why are you projecting? You're a literal troon lmao, you're what the greentext was making fun of
>>498151863gasket gone
>>498152068
>>498150914>Thankssssss??? I supposeeeeeeeee???Who's the troon now, eh?
is casual queue unusually long for anyone else or is it just me?
>>498152895Yes, it's just you. You're alone.
>>498152895Valve shadowbanned you because your testosterone levels were too low
>>498152948>>498153015No need to be so passive agressive sisters. Anyway, found a game after a while.
>>498152895like it has been said before, having such a high amount of maps is going to cause long queue times
>>498153467Making a contract per map was a retarded idea
>>498152618>says things>i say thanks>retard thinks im a troon nowschizo hours?
I wonder how many players will finish all the contracts in time
>>498151061what do you mean resolution and actual screen size aren't interchangeable?it is retarded but oh well at least you can change it
>>498151061do source UI in 2004 on 480p screens>yup, this size looks good>20 years later screens have gotten bigger but the scaling is still pixel-based instead of %-based>fix it>chuds call it bad even THOUGH it's how it was always supposed to look like
>>498154805scout after watching zootopia
>>498154230You talk like one, dumb shit. Get your testosterone levels checked out.
>>498154230Some dude in here is very mind broken, u mention porn bad, or something a literla hour of nonstop cryin goes on
>>498155137>it is supposed to be bad
>>498155821I agree with you on porn being bad so that ain't me pal
>>498156013I'm saying the dude who called you a tranny is just falseflagging since someone posted a story about kicking some degens earlier, and right on queue the dude got mad over it.
>>498156256>right on queueESL spotted
>>498156376>Get's mad at my Freudian slip since i'm queuing up for casual rnporn addicted tranny spotted
>>498156569>Get'sDon't have to be a porn addicted tranny to see you're an ESL. And who's mad, anyway?
486?? whatyou're actually schizo i will ignore further posts>>498155821i see...welp, i shall just continue with contract farming
>>498156752you serious? the contents of the post set you off so much you're shitposting and deviating from it. Go wank one out and calm down sister.
>>498157000I don't care about your drama, little bro. Just know that everyone knows you're an ESL when you post.
>>498155137>it has to be bad! its SOVL that way!
>>498156967>what the heck you transphobe? how dare you point out the obvious that my testosterone levels are very low? you're schizo for saying facts!
>>498157062>don't care>CARES TOO MUCHyou're so mad about porn it's got his hormones schizoing out
schizoid thread, nobody talks about tf2 anymorewish janny would clean this up for once
>>498157062Your face reveal:https://youtu.be/rrhvVHMfQhE?t=10
>jameskii posts about tf2oh no...here comes the retard
>>498155924>>498157156>it's le bad because... it just is ok!? I think tf2 has an evolving art style!! the devs don't know what they're doing anyway!! I LOVE BREADSPACE I LOVE BREADSPACE!!yeah?
Have they fixed the invincible sentry exploit?
let me talk about tf2been playing stock demoman a lot more, only ever equipped the scottish resistance but im giving stock stickies a try and holy fuck they are busted to hellbut that doesnt mean it isnt fun, because crit stickies gibbing 3 people at once is pure sex, and that happens a lot more with all the crumpkins aroundi charged a sticky to make a spamming flare gun pyro 100 feet away to fuck off, but it was a random crit and it instagibbed that poor bastard with a clean -180felt so goddamn good, soldier could never compete
>>498157691Having contextual text be randomly bigger than any other text in the inventory is bad and looks stupid, yes. Even if I wanted bigger text because I'm a granny I would want every text to be the same bigger size.
>>498116520It's just MVM upgrades on a cp map
>>498133068Don't much care for Darkmarsh's huge empty spaces and would put Toxic above it, otherwise agree
>>498138950No one starts a family anymore anonThe real answer is "Halloween events"The platinum answer be "ban furries and faggots" same as the rest of the internet>but your generation always had lots of thoseAnd they got tiresome at an accelerated pace as a result
they still havent fixed the freaky invincible sentry exploit. lmao
>>498158672Can they fix the freaky "multiple minis each of which can one shot a soldier" glitch? lol
>>498158649>ban furries and faggotsso like 60% of this community...do you realize tf2 is majority this? i mean sure we can do a cleaning but then i think valve would pull the plug if the playerbase suddenly dropped below 5k players per day...
>>498159418 im talking about the literal invincible building exploit.if you refund and buy the building health upgrade, it will repair buildings. Keep doing it and you have a inf hp building.
>>498159676>Golden Era of the game proceeds to ban them and this happens
>>498159676>i mean sure we can do a cleaningno you can't lol
>most contracts take more than one match to finish>obviously everyone is just going to vote the same map>it still boots everyone outits actually baffling that they thought this was a good idea, who the fuck does this benefit??
>>498160246it was rhetorical, dont believe everything said on internet
>>498157691https://i.4cdn.org/v/1728751055073618.jpgI-i-i-it's supposed to be shit
>>498159676Yes ban and execute all furries and faggots in the community to bring back the old playersAnd revert all content to pre-Tough Break then reintroduce only the good weapons and maps and hats, offer refunds in cash or items for anything removed from player backpacks, also, delete the phlog and sniper
>>498161775You want fries with that order?
>>498159676>Ever since lgbtpedos banded together to essentially create a mafia stranglehold on what gets into the game (maps, items, etc) there's been a noticeable degradation in quality and exorbitant amount of slop into the game>banning them would fix this shit
>>498161775>player who can't handle fags and furries is also incapable of handling phlog pyros and sniperspottery
>>498161440wtf is wrong with your settings? mine looks pretty much the same as it did before the update
>>498160253compnogs
>Queue for any combo of maps including mann manor>finds a mann manor game in like 10 seconds>queue for any other map combo without mann manor>20+ minutes and nothingwtf
>>498162353I mean, if eric accepts majority of maps and items by furries and faggots then why doesnt he add stuff by other creators, he probably does but still, the majority is furries and fags...its sad to see but then if now there would be a ban wave against those people, tf2 would either die fast due to not being "self-sustainable" anymore or it would be in a weird status...idk manwe cant do much either way...
Any reason why the bots arent back?Halloween is the best time to strike, i remember last year it was hell.Finished a dozen of contracts on EU servers and so far it was good.I thought Valve considered Bot banning treadmill work.
>>498162831because valve employed the final solution to the bot issue
>>498162831because botters are broke losers and have been punished
>>498162791There's loads of creators who create some insanely high quality items who have never been given the chance to have an item introduced due to how it works based on votes... I genuinely mean it if these people were banned things would only get better. The whole argument that "it would die" makes no sense and is just going to keep the same status quo of garbage
>>498162831turns out bot hosters were in fact not 200 iq hacker masterminds and just literal script kiddies
>>498163034mmm true, i cant argue with that, genuinely had a friend who made some pretty clean warpaints and of course none of them got in...sad reality we live in
>>498163189Reality NTRs us every day.
>>498163034>how it works based on votes...apparently it doesn't, there are items that got in on a 60% approval rating
>>498163373I feel like Eric adds whatever he stumbles upon...
>>498163189I have a friend who's submitted for years, some amazing work with concept and great detail of how the item came to be... Obviously since he's not a part of the Emporium it doesn't get signal boosted so he won't ever get the chance.>>498163373Approval doesn't matter, literally uninspired garbage that just had a lot of interactions so it gets pushed to the front and reshared. There's genuinely not a single item in this case that isn't already in the game in some other form, or not by a creator that doesn't have a handful of shit in the game already due to connections.
>>498163373I'm pretty sure Eric just goes to the pages of the people he likes, picks random things he thinks is neat, then picks one or two items that don't have connections to the people he likes so he can pretend that he isn't just picking item from the people he likes.Approval ratings having no impact on the non cabal items.
>>498164171honest to god truth, I think if we got a case without a single already existing artist who has connections it'd be great.
why does the fate of this game have to hinge on a single bored office employee
>>498162484Hang yourself, tranny.
You know how there is a survey at the end of maps to rate the map, why don't Eric just remove the unpopular maps based of that
>>498163775>>498164171I think that's true for everything but war paints, he doesn't really care about those so he used to add seasonal slop until people told him it sucks and now he's using a different formula (way toned down non-holiday themed war paints)
>>498165181Because no one else at valve gives a shit about an over decade old game when they can be focusing on the money machines that are Dota and counter strike.Sure, part of the reason that tf2 isn't making as much money as the others is because valve has essentially abandoned it outright after jungle inferno, and it was half abandoned for a couple of years before that. But cs and dota make so much more money that why bother with the runt?
tf2 is like that one unloved middle child of the valve...
>>498162731mann manor is best halloween themed map on best tf2 gamemode.Second place is Gorge_event but the map feels to open and with less stuff in it to match that comfy and spooky mix mann manor has.
I think I've found actual kino animation...but I wish it had english subtitles...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxlUXcirABE
>>498165353but what if someone really like ics maps and he removes those...
>15 minutes to find a match on a map instead of 3 seconds of searching for it in the server browserboy i heckin love matchmaking!
>>498165553cs2 is going down the gutter as well, they are still receiving unique item types like charms lol but the recent battle pass thing is something that everybody agrees is total ass.>you can pay $16 bucks for a single pass or $80 for five at once>no missions, you progress on them purely based on xp gained>you can buy even more passes after you finish your first five, ad infinitum>that same update fucked a couple aspects of the game including error signs when shooting some weapons, little to no gameplay changes at all, and missing content is still missing after a yearvalve is starting to get real comfortable fucking the cs2 playerbase in the ass without lube, just like theyve been doing with tf2 for the past 7 years. what will happen when valve moves on from cs2 completely? what about dota? are they also going to abandon deadlock eventually?valve are just a bunch of lazy fuckwits that are not suited to live service games because they'll just leave to get the milk whenever they get bored. just whenever they get bored, at any moment, they can leave indefinitely and fuck any playerbase whenever they want and face no repurcussions whatsoever.
>>498165353Because you're asked to review the match not the map, if these are meant to be reviewing the map it isn't worded properly
>>498166387mucho wordocsgo players are the creme of the crop when it comes to licking shit off valve plates and they deserve it desunot like tf2 is any better, tf2 is the OG reddit consoomer game but people dont like it when you say it out loud
>>498166387>what about dota? are they also going to abandon deadlock eventually?no? they clearly care about dota & most of the deadlock team consists of the dota team
>you can get ratelimited by going through 10 pages of the steam community marketlole
>>498115580https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBwuLeiQa5A
how do you turn off the scroll bars that keep you from shooting or turning the camera with the scoreboard open? its driving me insane
PFFf-well im glad the twist of fate series is continuing
>>498166145nice, the story is easy to follow even if you can't read thai so it's fine
>>498169512It's funny to hear random voicelines put together, story is pretty simple so thats a good thing for animation
>>498169208HOW DO YOU TURN OFF THIS RETARDED NIGGER BULLSHIT
Is there not a command to scale the UI down? Party chat is so fucking huge now
Maple ridge is good and im tired of pretending its not.It has that early halloween charm harvest has without going overboard like most community maps.Autumn maps in general are peak
>>498170938its good i wish there was a flank because otherwise it can become engineer hell
>>498169208go to advanced settings and disable "enable mouse input on scoreboard"
>>498169839the voicelines almost fit in some situation so the guy probably knows english but didn't bother putting ones that made sense if he couldn't find any
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE QUEUE TIEMS MANlast night it took me 15 mins to find a match with all game modes enablednow i just realized i've been alt tabbed for 30 minutes and not a SINGLE FUCKING MATCH WAS FOUNDjesus all i wanted was to play some tf2
>>498149696THISfuck these niggers spreading misinfo about how you can queue instantly for halloween maps, it's not truei can enable EVERYTHING and get 0 games
I have a question since I am out of the loop completely.How does unboxing work nowadays. I remember gen 1 effect being limited to a certain number of crates, halloween effects are limited to halloween, etc. But I saw pic related and I am confused. That is a tierd hat with a halloween effect from before tierd hats where a thing.So what are the rules now?
>>498173792unboxing is when you use a key and you put it into a box and then a noise plays and you get an item and then you throw your hands up and go woah!!!!!! i got an item!!!!! and now sometimes boxes have more than one item hope this helps
>>498173792haunted ghosts is not a halloween effect and never wasit's a common misconception, but it was released along side confetti and sunbeams
>>498174659Oh shit, you are right. Didn't know that.The question still stands though, it's a first gen effect from a tierd crate.
i need a match for brimstone...my contract...i need to complete it...
>>498175060tier crates, when there is no ongoing holiday event to change whats inside, can give any per-tiered system effect from nuts and bolts to burning flames
>>498139263you can upgrade the weapon, max healing on the quick fix and stick on a heavy make it way much easier
>>498120596>Japan doesn't like tranniesLMAO
Need... Chicken... Kiev...
>>498176815They don't politically, stop equating porn to reality.
>japan doesn't make porn...
>the tranny thinks porn is reality just because they have pornography
>>498115645How /tf2g/ Breaks You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7xhYyQr_NI
>>498162791>I mean, if eric accepts majority of maps and items by furries and faggots then why doesnt he add stuff by other creators, he probably does but still, the majority is furries and fags...Developing for workshop items its somewhat complicated with how credits work.A lot of mappers will use custom assets from creators on TF2Maps.net, and if a single model or texture gets used in a map from that creator, they are going to have their credits wind up in the map. Basically able to latch onto many projects from having a single asset get used. A lot of workshop trannies get added onto the credit lists this way.>>498161775>Yes ban and execute all furries and faggots in the community to bring back the old playersUmm, many of them are the old players. Most of the original players who played pre-manncommony likely have moved on, had kids, an work full time jobs.
>>498116324Idk but I like the realistic looking camo paint. It would actually function on most of the maps in the original desert theme.>>498134603Atom Smash sucks, at least nucleus is fun.
zombie invasion is such garbage
>>498181109Take that back you fucking queer.
>>498181235no. cry
>>498181064>at least nucleus is funLMAO
>>498181109I find it funny how they completely gave up on making the mode equal between zombies and humans that winning with humans gives you a trillion points
any advice on crafting my first gorlock?
I used to play koth exclusively
>>498180491>Most of the original players who played pre-manncommony likely have moved on, had kids, an work full time jobs>the og players who started playing in 2007-2011 era probably have kids on their own who can play tf2 nowi can feel my hair falling out by just seeing this text
ты пeдик
>>498182295Well you know even if we assume the youngest players from the 2007 era where 10 they would be at least 27 now. Time flies.You are basically asking for a bunch of dads to come back to a game that has changed dramatically just within the 4 years since its launch and now it is unrecognizable from it on release.
>>498183262yea...well 27 is not that old yet...right?
Is matchmaking still incredibly slow?
stop playing scream fortressqueue for vanilla
>>498183645Can't do my contracts in vanilla
>>498183380Old enough to have responsibilities that would keep them away from playing TF2 on a weekly basis.
>>498184135Hopefully i don't grow to that point...im 24 being 25 next year and i dont feel like having any responsibilities yet...but most of those who are older have different pov...it would be cool to see some of the milennialls in the game again just to see their reactions
SOUL IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EgVnUc9KZA
>>498135765Fuck zombie pyros. Get head from demon pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>498135765this but zombie soldier
>>498184641do you even have a choice though? You can't start a family if you don't have contact with a singel person outside your family; like me.
>>498184903this but zombie femsoldier
>>498184641Why not anon? Growing up is a apart of life. I honestly felt kind of incomplete my self until I just moved on.I do think that there is a sort of a Peter Pan syndrome that lurks in the TF2 community and the communities that the player base overlaps in. I don't know if it comes from a fear of abandonment from other players, or wanting to be validated but there is a real thing that goes on where players will encourage their online friends to be terminally online in TF2, Steam, and shared communities and dare not step out of it. To me, TF2 is and should be seen as a game you can always come back to, but some people out there never want you step out, grow up, or leave them. I am going on this little rant, because I don't want you to get caught up in with bad people like I did, that want you to live through a second adolescence and be this terminally online looser.
>10k hour tryhard nigger + medic gay couple preventing everybody on the server from doing their contracts
>>498186663Did you somehow not get the memo that growing up fucking sucks?I haven't seen people "encourage" others to stay in these spheres besides community figures like Youtubers they have an actual role in it. It's probably more so that life is terrible and we want to escape it by any means necessary.
just go sniper>>498187073
I'm getting rid of my tf2 inventory, anyone want some free shit? I've got a bunch of worthless cosmetics, 2 dueling minigames, around 70 ref, and an objectorAlso 3 untradable nametags, description tags and paints from the smissmas stockingi'll post trade url if anyone's interested
>>498190297can you even trade the smissmas paints? either way there's probably interest for free stuff heremake a raffle
>>498190890https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTvPCpoCtBUvalve fix this
>>498190890they're untradable but i could paint some shit tier hat and then give it back, same with tags>raffleforgot that's a thing, im gonna make one rn
im tyring to get the replay achievements and keep getting this even though ive already installed and rebooted anyone able to help?
are all the prices on marketplace tf american?
>>498191515It's gonna be sniped by people who aren't from here, just so you know. normally they are hidden
>>498192027doesn't work on 64-bit I'm pretty sure
>>498192338so im fucked or is it possible to revert?
>>498166387any serious old dota player would tell you that game died off after they added talents which was update 7.00, then they changed the map and added more op items practically flying away from what made aeon of strife and warcraft 3 dota a simple and fun game to learnwhile cs2 mechanically is the same as older cs it doesn't change the fact that the current engine is ass and skins they keep pumping into it doesn't help the situation, they threw 128-tickrate under the bus for an inferior systemtf2 is in a place where I genuinely think it would be good for them to just move it to the last source 1 branch that I guess gmod uses where there's more edicts and optimizationscommunity server are slowly dying anyway so making more engine upgrades wouldn't hurtthat's all my rambling for tonight
>>498192027I tried this a decade ago when i was new and wanted the film stick weapon and it didnt work, if anything its only gotten more deprecatedif you wanted to use steam achivement manager for this i wouldnt blame you whereas all the 520/520 sam users r going to niggerhell
>>498192027iirc this video found a solution to thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybFdiA5B68Q
https://scrap.tf/raffles/GWX3I8get in fags
I wish Walve would just delete Erebus
Shotgun
>Guys the bots are gone! Now you can play Scream Fortress!>Enjoy such classics as>game that ends just as you join the server>impromptu 6v6>tranny party steamroll
>>498193479>add your account to my tranny congregation]kys
>>498171096nta but why is it that when I click on some dude's name on the scoreboard to add friend/trade/view profile/etc., it selects a different random player on the same team? my resolution's good so it's not a mismatch there
>>498195325that happens to me too. i just have to right click the correct name a few times for it to get it. annoying
>>498193965yea i love all my halloween map kids but if i had to pick a least favorite, its probably erebus
>>498187247>Did you somehow not get the memo that growing up fucking sucks?Its going to happen whether or not we like it. Embracing it is easier long term than turning into a manchild.>I haven't seen people "encourage" others to stay in these spheres besides community figures like YoutubersIts kind of hard to explain, because its rarely spoken or said explicitly. But there are some attitudes that people enforce that others in this community have to be online everyday, or get so many hours in weekly. Its all really toxic once you see through it.
WHYCAN'TI GETA GAMEATMANNMANOR
>>498193479>all to onedamn
played dynamiteits fun, i like it
>>498131714just mute annoying people it's really easy
>>498200339retards know how to use the mute function, they just choose not to because they want to be a victim
https://scrap.tf/raffles/X8IRVZ>apparently won in this raffle>Item unclaimed, transfered to scrap.tf.fuck geelbring back tf2r
what's her name /tf2g/
>>498201849Unique - Festive Ambassador
scarth23
>>498201849koth kong king
>>498194505Nice autoreflect>dude I predicted it!!You can’t even see the flare gun get pulled out
>>498200996>enter a raffle almost an entire year ago>only now remember to check itI mean geel's a kike but that's also unreasonable to expect it to still be thereIf it was TF2R it would be a real person who had the item who probably would've sold it off/reraffled it by then as well
I don't want to grind contracts on ICS slop maps todayWhat are his maps so I can avoid them
>>498194994>tranny party FUCK>join mid game on upward defense with three max tiers in a party with le queer names>they're actually garbage and getting rolled>3 dr kunai spies running amok fuck it i'll play pyro>me vs 3 spies, dominate all 3, maul engies shit when one slips through, stuff an uber, get a play of the week reflect multikill, two of the spies ragequit>basically best single life ive ever played then a sniper hops around the corner and quickscopes me :)))))>partyfags dead and watching one types in chat>"you're retarded anon"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER I'M A WALKING HIGHLIGHT REEL AND YOU HAVEN'T LEFT SPECTATE FURRY ERP FUCKING AIDS RIDDEN SODOMITES I'M STILL FUCKING MAD
>>498204756on tf2r the raffler usually reached out to the rafflees
what does ics mean
steam friends
>>498183262Hey, that's me.
>>498205424Playing tf2 with my steam friend, but he's not feeling it as much as I am.
>>498205350Think it's a mapmaker. Maybe the one who did those maps all called ___stone
>>498201849Madeline
Halloween biased towards soldier mains like me who can eat endless crumpkins then fuck the enemy team with shotgun and rockets
me and the boys setting up a sentry on the pointhttps://youtu.be/P75mur1xF7U?si=uK1O4saQN_I8ESQV
>>498206763Based I love that film.
Freaky fair is either a steam roll or a stalemate for 1hour.
Fuuuuck... jonesing for a Zesty fix...
>>498201849BlessedViva - my beloved
>>498205329In my experience they would make you contact them 95% of the time
>>498206763>brown people WORKINGTHAS RACISS
even though you were late to the party, you were the life of it
>>498205350he's the guy that made like three of those shitty maps where there's spells fucking everywhere, ghosts constantly flying around stunning everyone, underworld opening up like clockwork, and halloween bosses spawning every 2 minutes on top of the objective so that it's a complete clusterfuck where you walk out of spawn and instantly die to some guy chucking firestorm or two monoculus summons on last so you can't make a proper defense or a skeleton army thrown behind you so you get sandwiched between fighting the laggy 20fps skeles and the enemy team throwing bats and fireballs at you
The ultimate strategy.
>>498115645I raped /tf2g/ so hard
>>498192442Two solutions.When you're about to render the video, there are advanced settings you can open and you can select exporting as TGA+WAV there and it should get rid of the warning.Otherwise, you can manually boot 32-bit TF2 by starting tf.exe and QuickTime will work there.
Pyro players are honourary blacksDemo players are honourary whites
I met a poster from an antique boardWho said: Two short and average webms of scoutStand in the thread. Near them, on in the general,Half ignored, a shattered reply chain lies, whose posts,And webms, and sneer of cold command,Tell that its poster well those passions readWhich yet survive, stamped on these lifeless newfags,The strange that farmed them and the f2p that fed:And on the pedestal these words appear:"My name is Shallow God, King of Kings:Look on my webms, ye Mighty, and despair!"No posts beside remains. Round the decayOf that colossal shitpost, boundless and bareThe lone and level (You)s stretch deleted.
>>498213942it's moments like this where tf2 truly shines as a timeless multiplayer shooter
>Check out the changelogs for this week>Workslop>No bug fixes except for the garbage they just added this week>No perfomance fixes
>>498217081make sure to buy keys :)
there was a major bug fix not that long ago they fixed the bug where sometimes robots could connect to your tf2 server and make it bad i think they've earned enough goodwill for a few years for thatlike what bug do you want fixed? oh man jarate sometimes rolls .82 feet longer before exploding but only on french holidays thats so game breaking bro lemme speed dial eric and jake and gay ben and we'll get right on itget over yourself please
>>498216831KINO ALERT
>>498216831President Shallow... i'll get rid of these demons for you... i'll do it.
>>498209330monoculus sucks and is easily the worst rare spell. he deals barely any damage
i was in a skial trade server and a tradermain deadass said "ive gotten into playing video games recently, its fun"
>>498216831you win 5 internets
>>498216831you lose 5 internets
>>498216831I kneel to the king
based that people just say trvke like its a normal word now kinda bsed yehhalso unironically a trvke desu
>>498219014tf2 is an autist containment he probably browses the site
>>498219154WAIT i just realised its the same guy who was talking about the tranny on red team
Why has swallow god become a meme while bagboy is just a joke?
Swallowing Swallow God
>>498219332Bagboy's a joke because he's just annoying and patheticShallow God made people mad for just posting gameplay clips, so he's based
>>498219332Ones a fat american attention whore and the other's a fit european attention escort
because shallow god posts impressive webms of himself fragging as skill-based classes such as scout and spy while bagboy boasts of his ownership of ugly unusuals and ability to play medic (pocketing a heavy, being subervient to another male gamer) and pyro (pocketing an engineer with the maul, again being subservient to another male gamer)
>swallow rodKWAB
>>498218294he's great at fucking over engis who are trying to get their nest up though, or heavies trying to low down fire
>>498208031Sorry, I'm taken
I FUCK AROUND TOO MUCH AT HA,LLOWEEN CONTRACTS I NEED TO KNUCKLLE DOWN]I NEED TO
Swallow Gock
>>498220001that's not even his pfpt. shallow killer
>>498220250that's his pfp thought. shallow killer
>>498219821unironic trvke
>>498219821wouldn't surpise me if baggay is "trans gf swallow rod" poster. He's probably his enemy no.1 given the mogging
>>498219332>Swallow cock or BagBoyI wonder why...
>>498220025What did you unbox yesterday. I'm curious about the paints.There's no VOD nigga
>>498219821This except unironically
>>498220565I don't post without my tripcode + I don't know who he is >>498220843The standout unbox was a Field Tested Isotope Gobi Glazed. Two shitty Unusualifiers and a whole bunch of trash as usual
Im claiming the catchphrase "YOU GOT POMSON'D, SON!"
Goonbashi come home
>>498221067>I don't know who he isYou should've just said you don't care but pretending you don't know who he is is just pathetic
>>498221685shouldn't it be "you got pom'd, son"
>>498222228It's true though, I don't know any of these tf2g celebs
>>498222228Yeah it's his go to. Got a good laugh when he claimed not to know who Zesty was the other day
that's not very based of you
>>498222396me on the left
>>498222396me in the middle
*punches you*
Imagine fucking a glob fempyro right in her head and cumming over and over, watching the goo turn into a cloudy white color because you keep unloading into her haha
>>498222396me on the right
>>498222661Haha that would be quite funny
>>498222395It's a fact though, I've never seen one of his streams or participated in one of your circlejerks over him
I unboxed a strange warpaint with 2 keys. Overall, I am satisfied. If you must know, it's Gobi Glazed. I'm not sure what I intend to use it on.
>>498221067>Field Tested Isotope Gobi GlazedAnd I was thinking on unboxing some cases lol, fuck that.
>>498223286You should. Maybe you'll get something better since Isotope is the worst Unusual effect
sat on my balls and was paralyzed for 5 min hbu
>>498224003Unf... Your post made me feel tingly and shivery all over.
>>498224003that's how the pre-nerf sandman ball felt like
>>498224308don't make it weird man>>498224558honestly pretty much. i was waiting for the cleaver (sharp pain indicating i seriously injured myself) to hit me but it never came
>>498222376you're embarassing yourself right now bruh. You guys this general a lot
>be good sniper>use lmaobox sparingly for ufn or to counter other hackers>get accused of hacks more when i'm not toggling than when i am
>498226829marge
'Scunt ragdolling' is my version of heroin at this point (i also do actual heroin though)
I think this is actually more satisfying thank a double donk. Or atleast funnier.
completely balanced weapon btw (that cant even be countered by a vaccinator)
something not very heterosexual about them all
NA niggas are so damn zesty
What the science?? They made a DEMOFLOYD cosmetic?? and its FREE?!!!!!
official cosplay 2021 dem o man 5gorge goerge floyd say his n ame
>>498228805>f2pcheems619>mid-level average playerSpookyNameHereNotTheJohnSweetmamaschilliMr HeraAverage Canadian>higher-level pub playerTap WNoodleSweet Cuppin' Cakes>mystery tierTHE HOT SEXY FUCK MAN.
robin on stream rn
>>498227150i only toggle against hackers or the most anti-fun tryhard sweats, but i get accused of hacking for my legit shots on salty midscores
This gangsta ass thug shit goes HARD
>>498229853>I use cheats when I lose too hardembarrassing
>>498229853>i get accused of hacking for my legit shots on salty midscoresprobably because what you count as an antifun tryhard varies wildly depending on your mood, and you're inherently untrustworthy, so who's to say you aren't using a triggerbot, silent aim, or have wallhacks/radar loaded up on your 2nd monitor
>>498229853only cheaters use cheats. you remove yourself from the pool of respectable players the instant you use them
hope for smissmas we get some nice and fancy war paints, they seem to have really got their act together picking them since ever since summer 2023. not sure why we went a year without them but whatever>>498219821lol true
>>498230180>>498230472>>498230502>t. seething pubstar and/or cheater
nobody seethes as much as someone who has to cheat at team fortress 2
>>498230547why are you so predictabo
>>498230654cope cheating pubstar>>498230712cheating pubstar seethe
>>498230504I think Valve is treating war paints as a once a year affair for some reason. I'd like to be wrong.
wtf robin walker is on shounic's stream
>>498230504the only good part of this warpaint is the wood and the gold trim. the rest looks like you just slapped on some wallpaper you peeled off the walls of your grandma's condo
>>498230792>doesn't want politics in gamesBased, especially if they apply this equally to all the commie and trans flags
>>498230547>>498229853>or the most anti-fun tryhard sweatsGreat way to make sure 100% that everyone knows youre just a faggot and dont actually care
predictabo!
>i only cheat when i want to so it's okay!
>>498230916seething pubstar cheater owned
>>498227283Oh hey I saw you get kicked from a game the other day
STOP TRYING YOU CANT TRY HARDER THAN ME IM THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD AND YOURE RUINING THE GAME
>>498231087*drops you're pocket kritz med*
No you didnt.
The Darkshart map or whatever its called is kino but also slop and sort of soulless and gay and generic.
>>498227283my favored variant is seeing them run into a sentry then sliding across the floor at mach 3
>>498230841why don't you make a mockup of an "improved" version so we can laugh at your dogshit taste
>>498230841>PATTERN BAD>ONLY SOLID COLORS MADE IN 5 SECONDSokay zesty
>>498219821>(pocketing a heavy, being subervient to another male gamer)Be fair, he could pocket a Soldier and have 50/50 odds of being subservient to a tgirl or furry.
If a tryhard is ruining a game to the same extent a cheater would, or worse since cheaters suck at the game and have 0 gamesense, then I think it's perfectly valid to counter that guy by cheating. You're not going to get someone of equal skill matched onto your team, and you're not going to be able to improve your own skill to a similar level as the tryhard in such a short amount of time. Cheaters after all are only simulating peak human potential, so the skillgap between them and tryhards ruining a server isn't all that different.This is bait, but I also can't fault people for thinking this way; it's very relatable.
>>498231620he's not wrong because patterns, he's wrong because the pattern is actually executed well. it shares black and gold with the rest of the textures yet it manages to stick out and look good all together>zesty boogeymanyeah you're worse than him
NA voice chat is so different to EU, i noticed in stark contrast after playing on both regions today.Not just with how EU is more "toxic/foreign language/micspam" kind of stuff but also with how in NA voicechat is more friendly and actually using it for teamwork
>>498231513Don't feel like going through the effort, but feel free to use your imagination;>red rose pattern is limited to a single rose on the wood stocks, mirrored on each side>rose pattern is a gold engraving on the barrel or handle like real engravings, and not plastered in full color on every moving part of the weapon where it'd see the most wear and tear and flake off immediatelyFood for thought>>498231620Mindbroken by a christcuck soiboi indiana jones wannabe, kinda pathetic
>>498231808acting like it would be better if the pattern wasn't there and was just solid colors is the same kinda logic zestydrones spout that's killing the war paint scene right now though, even if he's not onethe pattern is well executed like you said and I'm just tired of hearing the same shit about everything being better with no patterns
>>498232137
>>498231926yeah, as an NA player I hardly ever hear undesirables on the mic and if they do show up, at least they're speaking the same language. I get why people from the other regions end up hating each other so much>>498231965not bad ideas, I wonder if he'll end up seeing this criticism (can't comment since I'm community banned for some retarded drama on the forums 10 years ago.) would pay for it even if it was a higher grade
>>498232568>I hardly ever hear undesirables on the micEvery american is undesirable. Dont want to hear those grating nasally accents.Internet americans are just very homogenous and boring living in the same bubble.
I played with Robin Walker once. It was right around the time the Polycount Pack update dropped. He was playing as the Croc-o-Style sniper.
>>PATTERN BAD>>ONLY SOLID COLORS MADE IN 5 SECONDS
>>498232845Yes yes, thank you Mahmood, you are all very unique inshallah.
>>498222396me in the foreground
Average TF2 player IQ is below 100, even without counting F2Ps
>>498232845if you think americans sound nasally wait until you hear a euro
>be robin walker>make tf2 just so you can kill those playing it with your op rocket launcher
>>498231005pubstar mald
>>498233574
I HATE VSH SO MUCH10min of hale chasing a scout and the heavy just taunting
wtf how is is nobody talking about robin walker on shounic's stream
>>498235942you can only watch le funneh valve rocket launcher gameplay for so long before it gets boring
>>498236215it's not even about funny rocket launcher manwe didn't even know if he even thought about tf2 these days much rather boots up the game for funimagine working on a project 17 years ago and still coming back to it for FUN
>>498236470>we didn't even know if he even thought about tf2 these days much rather boots up the game for funYeah we did actually, he was playing VSH last year and has appeared in community events relatively recentlyIt's how we found out about the scrapped class "The Wall"
>>498235942is that fucking real? i always assume when someone says robin is on, its a valve rocket launcher that was given by a server plugin and not actually himbig news
>>498236819His son's on the mic with shounic too.
>>498235942I only watch Mason
Robin having his son on mic. Jesus, Valve really is committed to this radio silence business.
Scream Fortress is a fucking chore, do you guys have to deal with this every year? I can't even play Sparking Zero because of it.
>>498236819it's the valve rocket launcher. a legit item in the gamehttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Valve_(quality)>>498236641i don't keep up with vsh newsit's still impressive robin plays the game after this long. dude literally made the gameit's like as if tom from myspace actually sent you a dm
>>498217362retard
>double assisted revenge
>>498237476I've done it two years in a row since I returned to playing but it's been real annoying this time because now it takes like five minutes at minimum to find each and every map I want to do. I feel like Zombie Invasion draws in way too many people, so the pool of people for every other map, barring the new maps, is sub-optimal. That and I also feel like something is fucked with the matchmaker but I don't actually know for sure.It also doesn't help that I'm mostly getting Virginia servers as a west coast player. It sucks to play with bad latency after waiting way longer than I should, but I either commit or go back to gamble with matchmaking. I don't think I'm willing to do this again next year, but I want to open a fuck ton of pumpkins at once so whatever. At least the matches aren't complete shitstomps because people want to get points and not play with four fucking snipers on a single team.
>>498231926True but also EU voice chat basically does not exist
>>498239673Do you prefer talking about irrelevant shit and then have your whole day ruined because someone has different opinion or actually playing the game?
>Zombie Pyro has a new ability - "Dragon's Breath" Fires a Dragon's Fury fireball The initial cast of the fireball can reflect projectiles and airblast enemies>Zombie Pyro now deals mini-crits to burning players on melee hit>Zombie Pyro now creates a small explosion on death, knocking back enemies in a 125 hu radius>Zombie Pyro no longer emits a Gas Passer cloud on deathcan i not have to deal with pyrofags in zombies as well
>>498241062yeseurotards dont know how to have fun
rubberbanding between zi being something i can barely tolerate and something that just made halloween way way worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EgVnUc9KZA
spy mains when the f2p doesn't run directly at them
>>498233841custom happy wheels map cousin of QWOP lookin ass
why is the time limit for the new maps SO long
>>498115645>Wasted 6 keys on Transmute>Still no Fly engineer set or necro king demo
>>498244608gonna have to try harder than that. it took me about ~1500 transmutes and a good amount of contract grinding to get one of every unique quality halloween cosmeticnow im trying to get them all in haunted quality so i can finally break free from contracts forever and only play the maps i want to play
>>498244820you don't need them all in haunted quality, god damn. I've just wanted the chicken kiev for 11 years and been dissapointed countless times with dupes
>>498244608why not just buy the fuckin things, itd be cheaper
>>498244820is there anything special about haunted items besides the text and border being bright turquoise?
>>498244969The whole set is 10 key worth, not to mention the Traderjews inflated the price on SF
>>498245018>Wasted 6 keysgood job retard
I'd rather buy the sets than waste hundereds of dollars on keys just to have a chance to have the setjust fucking buy it, its that simple
>>498245006absolutely not, but my rock bottom IQ retarded ass wants them all to have turquoise text anywaysi guess its cool to have haunted versions of cosmetics that can be worn year round, like the executioner, crone's dome, sir hootsalot ect.
>>498245006They could be STRANGE
why did they nerf snipers in zombies aka the only class capable of killing sentry nests
I haven't had a chance to play new ZI map or ZI in generalany nerfs/buffs worth noticing?>>498245670If that's true then engineer is buff on this mode even more than before...
>valve whitewashed demoman 14 years ago and nobody said anythingfucked up...
>>498245980they nerfed the damage snipers do to buildings
>>498246028so how the hell do you destroy sentries now, do you just charge into it with demo or pray to gabe it destroys itself?
>>498246083no idea, it's dumb as fuck
>>498245018so you're 60% in the hole
Post your game screenshotsyou know...THESE ones
>>498246281I NEED fempyro killscreens
I just got kicked for saying furfaggot. It's over.
>>498246431>say word>get kicked, not even banned>society has fallen
>almost nobody on blazehattanits over
>guy says thanks immediately after killing me in a 1v1Every time I get on this happens to me. I don't know why they do this, I don't know why it instantly brings my mood too low to continue playing the game at all, but it does
>>498246347>>498246281
>>498246530in some ways a ban would be better than being sentenced to queue hell and being at the mercy of furfags with brittle ears
>>498246798it's literally an automatic reflex for anyone who does itthey weren't thinking about it affecting you or about that fight being significant
>>498246887Whatever, now that I think of it I should've stayed on the server to kill + taunt that guy
>>498246815mmmmm
oh...pyro no longer has a passive on ZIdamn they fucking finally made him useful
>>498245662nope you only get 1 strange haunted scream fortress 2014 item from the one halloween cauldron you'll ever be entitled to via achievement itemyou can also buy those same sf2014 hats but yknow...
>>498247046That's why I said COULD nigga
>>498246281
Asking your Steam friend to frag together at an internet cafe
>>498246953Update: I joined back and dommed him, left right after. Now he'll think twice before being toxic
>>498247454>"accidentally" leaves a fempyro mod installed>"accidentally" clicks on his pyro loadout specifically>ahh oh no how did that get there hahaaaa
>>498247983he has a fetish and he's very known for thisdoesn't he actually commission a bunch of furry artists to draw inflation art for him?
>>498246798personally I shit my pants whenever people use the MEDIC! voice line
i played circus and its good
>>498247806>I joined back into a specific match after leavingmake the fib believable
watched some of the robin walker/shounic vod. his son was in a discord call for the whole stream and was surprisingly chill. robin walker himself just played the game and didnt talk at all.nothing much of note other than the valve rocket launcher making an appearance, but it was cool that he even showed up at all. it was said that he may appear some time again on the server when he feels like playing.at the end of the stream shounic hinted that supposedly there is an upcoming stream? event? something involving eric smith in a couple months potentially; he was very vague with it on purpose.could it be something significant or just a nothingburger? im leaning towards it being nothing because its unbelievable he would actually interact with the community in any way beyond submitted bug fixes and workshoppers.
>>498250136either:1 - nothingburger2 - eric will get many questions he has to answer (probably update questions or just he'll make a skit about something)3- he will say he's leaving tf2 community and we will be finally free from this game
>>498250136>tf2 dev team vs 97 tf2 players
>>498250718wait...the tf2 dev team has more than 1 person?
i did maybe a dozen contracts today and got all duplicates againabsolutely in awe of anyone who can stumble into a magical mercenary and then not wear it
>>498251185I counted in the 2 contractors (Joshie and Ficool)
>>498230792based gamer2469 finishing the Brimstone contract
>>498251185eric takes care of the cases, the other two are the code monkeys
Why are the unusuals picked always so ass? You'd think the janny would put particular attention to the effects picked since whales on gambling sprees account for 99% of the unboxes.
>>498250136Wouldn't expect much. Even if it's an actual live Q&A it'll be the usual pre-planned questions with usual answers like>We're working on it>We're aware of that>Expect more to come soonBut we shall see
>>498245985Why does he wear the mask?
>>498230792I hate when I recognize nicknames I met in Casual.
I dreamt that i was in a store and sam hyde walked in disguised as a spy with his mask on and threw a ticking time grenade then pretended to be a customer before blowing up half the building
Will Gabe ever log on to TF2 again?
>>498254651very in character
>>498254461It doesn't matter, what matters is his plan
its pretty crazy to me that robin walker is seemingly fine with the state of tf2 right now, like i get he hasnt worked on it for years, but youd think he'd care at least a little bit about the fact that the new dev team took the game in the complete opposite direction from the original vision (((((competitive)))))
>>498255570He might be responsible for creating Team Fortress, but TF2 belongs to Valve. I'm sure he sees it that way as well.
>>498255570>robin walker is seemingly fine with the state of tf2>hasn't been spotted outside of community serversI dunno man
>>498255570Dude, this is literally the prelude to the new update. 20 Valve employees are working on the game right now, Cipherlock said so.
>>498253036Fewer desirable effect per box means more money spent unboxing trying to get said effects. If all of them were good people would stop on the first one they get
>>498255616He still works at Valve, and he is a senior staff member. When Deadlock and Half-Life 3 eventually come out, you'll probably see his name in one of them.
>>498255928but none of the effects are desirable
>>498257921Artificial scarcity makes all effects desirable.
>>498253036the case janny has shit taste
Another shitty team
>can't find any matches anymore>still haven't finished getting pumpkins from any of the community map contractsits over
Monster Bash is extremely boring and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
For 7 long years I've played this game and I still have no clue what I'm supposed to do with cases.
>>498262686bulk sell and buy hats
>>498262686hold them for a decade and hope they increase in value
>>498262686I delete every single one of them except 3 that I keep just in case I will feel like unboxing (I won't)
>>498262686sell the ones you get from dropskeep the untradable ones you get from contracts/transmutes, so that in the far future (like 8-10 years) you can unbox them and get guaranteed profit if the game lasts that long lolif you cannot keep them because of backpack space then delete them
Dear EricPlease stop adding scream fortress contracts, like add some for summer instead next yearThere is just too much to go through nowYours truly/TF2G/
>>498265824but what would the summer contracts award?
item server is kill?
>>498116497I had koth disabled from my main vanilla matchmaking for so long that playing it now is pretty refreshing desu
>>498265824there really isn't
>>498265907I didn't think this far... maybe untradable craft hats since those are basically worthless at this point anyway or untradable weapons
>>498265824Just give people the option to do contracts in any order for Halloween. With how many maps we have now and the time it takes to complete them all you should be allowed to at least skip the ones you don't like.
I've been in queue for 20 minutes now, is 10 maps not enough?
>>498267352matchmaking is busted, even full queuing for every map in the game incl. stock non-event maps can take 20 minutes if casual decides you're not going to be put in a game todayhonestly go play community servers or something else, then come back in a couple hours>>498267195untradable craft hats seem boring, but fine enough, and some poor f2ps would be very happy
>>498267352queuing doesnt seem to work for me as well
>>498267352zesty started ddosing valve servers across the globe to make a point about the value of community
WHY CAN'T I FIND A FUCKING GAMEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALVE FIX YOUR SHITTY SERVERS
>try to join a community server>downloading custom/taunts/floss
demoknights ruin medieval mode
>>498267352matchmaking is broken and has been for days
I feel like Valve wouldn't be aware that their servers are broken right now.
>Want to play TF2 halloween>Can'tfuck, I need something to distract me from the god awful gacha pulls I just got out of these crates...
Most busted loadout on Freaky Fair?
>>498271174ur mom and my penis
>guy taunts after killing me twice>never got my revengehow do i cope
>>498271989bind s kill
>>498271174maxxing reload and fire rate but not clip size on beggars and just spamming one max damage rocket with specialist over and over is pretty wild
I ___ need your help, you know.
>>498271174Enforcer and Kunai
>>498276647di'id'dn't
worst thing about the queue fiasco is playtime inflation from sitting in menu
joined hong kong servers maybe 3 times today, is the valve servers struggling (with 55 maps) or is it just that much lack of euro interest in doing contracts
I was in Virginia servers 4 times in a row even though im in eu...
>>498278716strugglin
>>498258150But the unusual rates have been the same, it's just the effects that got shittier
>>498228539I cant even tell what weapon
>>498279669I THINK it's the Huntsman.
open tf2smoke weedqueue for halloween contractsyep, its medic time
>>498281093subhuman spotted
what causes tf2 voice
>>498281334subhuman because i play medic or because i smoke weed once a year?
>>498245985Demoman is an honorary aryan
>>498281427because of weed, you also had to clarify that you do it once a year loll
>>498281691>he thinks smoking weed is badyou have to be 18 to use 4chan
>>498270169>daysTry years
Drugs, alcohol, caffeine, and excessive cooming is bad for you.
according to WHO exactly?
>>498281803the need of artificially enhancing something (use of weed) screams cope and shit life
*Whom
@498282637MeAlso I forgot, excessive Soldier gaming will make you a knuckle dragging retard so don’t play him for more than an hour a day
>>498282787literally i have no idea what are you talking about, but hey you do youalso i dont even need to pay for it to get it so i dont even waste anything
whom is playing tf2
artificially enhance this>*unzips pants*
Wanna know what the solution to "I can't finish my contracts" will be? SF will be extended to mid-late november so players get more time to finish them, it might even start earlier like late september if Eric keeps it up
>>498283405Sir, this is a public general, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to escort you out
>>498283161you are also stating, out of nowhere, that it was free
>>498283786https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/7c/Spy_sf12_badmagic06.wav
>>498282941this, but with Demoman gaming
excessive tf2 gaming will make your dick small
>>498284226Does that b4nny has...oh my god...no... you're lying..
>>498284226no it won't, it will stay the same no matter how much or how little you do tf2 gamingbut steroids apparently DO make your dick AND your balls small
>>498284226*transforms into a woman*uwu
>>498284683are you serious
>europeans wake up
>>498284367his dick is gone>>498284683lies>>498284827hot>>498284875also hot
>>498284996Based EUbro. This is the part where I say "but it's le evening in the EU" incriminating NAcels. Well thought up, my little friend... yes, very witty indeed.
>/tf2g/ once again proves that majority of playerbase are troons and furfags
>>498283161He probably is coming from a good place anon, weed's bad for you in the long run even in small doses... I hope you have fun playing Medic...
I can't be the only one that finds the sheer volume of Halloween maps a little ridiculous, right? I can't be the only one that sees the wall of options before me and thinks "hey, this might be too many?" I only care for 3, maybe 4 of them. Scream Fortress isn't special anymore, these updates used to be a buttoned up event with one map, and it was a blast. But now, I'm presented with a pile of random generally Halloween themed content that doesn't stand out from what we've received over the last 8 years. Why am I going to care or bother?
Shut the FUCK up Zesty
>>498284945genital hypotrophy is a real thing
>cheater in match for fifteen minutes, gets autobalanced, other team start crying for him to be kickedWhat causes this mindset?
>>498286129Reminder that the LAST time people tried to patrol "fun" in TF2, we got MYM.TF2 could become fortnite and i literally wouldn't care because it's fun.
>>498288101no thanks, TF2 only needs weapon reverts and reruns of retired decorated weapons / unusuals / spells / collector items
>>498288035Must. Win. At any cost.
>>498286413Gordon Freeman when the only pussy he's been near in DECADES gets kidnapped by his employer
people will simp for cheaters as long as they're on the same team.>he has four source bans and headshotting invis spies>ummmm im gonna need some more proof than that :)
>>498288035most players don't keep track of their teammates so it only becomes obvious when they start dying
20 minutes in queue...
>>498290401why do we do this to ourselves
>>498290721suffering
>>498281338What is tf2 voice
The Scream Fortress Update fucks with my PC if I alt tab because I'm a neanderthal that likes the hidden task bar option.I can't believe this game sometimes.
Battalion's Backup: the most OVERRATED item in TF2
HOLY SHIT TF2 COMIC ISSUE 7 JUST DROPPED FROM THE SKIES!
>select contract for specific map>select that one map out of like 50>has full green bar implying lots of players>still wait like 10 minutes for a matchOk, this is the first year it's really starting to feel bloated
Kogasatopia shut down.
>>498294504No way, what happened?
>>498294504pics or didn't happened
>>498295220>>498295746https://www.gametracker.com/server_info/74.91.116.171:27015/It's dead according to GameTrackerFor a TL;DR, owner and most of the server was outed as closet fags (because being pedophiles towards boys doesn't count) and he probably shut it downUnless its just maintenance, but I doubt so given its never gone down in 2 years
my friend played with him i guess
>>498296513>owner and most of the server was outed as closet fagsnobody could've seen this coming, so much for the /tf2g/trannies who shilled that dogshit server for over a year
>>498298548We removed the server back in 2023 due to drama.This general still shills stuff like Weeabootique even though its never even been a 4chan server, soooooo
>>498298684>This general still shills stuff like WeeabootiqueYeah and that's a bad thing, /tf2g/ is a casual general, comptrannies and communitysissies can fuck right off
>>498299013So, you make the threads and remove it. I used to make threads and remove it but you fags wanted it so badly
>>498282384Agreed
>>498300298cool skins + made a demoknigger mad
>>498300298dont know whats worse, playing demoknight or getting this mad on 2fort
>>498296513>status: alivewut
>>498298684it was such a 4chan server it had to use "topia" in its name
trans friends 2
tough foes 2
10 4 3 2
>>498302001Guess it was just maintenance, well fuck.>>498303021this
>>498246083engie emp's are still pretty nasty and I think they disable buildings a lot longer now giving you more time to bum rush sentry nests. Also zombie spies have true invisibility so you can just jump ontop of an unattended sentry and smack it to death or slap the engies shit in.
Little Pyros scare me
Engineer with stock cosmetics looks nice. I might just play with this all the time.
>>498307023Did you know he's bald under that hat?
>>498307023Try the mining light
What's the best class for farming on freaky fair?
>>498309504Texas man and do the infinite health glitch.
i am so sick of looking at femboy pyro and getting horny
I love halloween but I don't know why I've been finding myself wanting to slut it up with christmas slop/unusuals lately
>>498300298that whiparound reflect pipe was clean
>thought for a second a botler was a minify spell engiZesty was right...
>>498183262>>498205654>tfw 29, and will be 30 in a few months>I can game almost every day, but only for an hour or two>trying to force playlike 7+ games at a time is getting difficult, but tf2 is still fun after all these yearsI hit my trading endgame with a scorching bat outta hell and an eerie flire team captain. This game may be my retirement home, along with the occasional MOBA match in Deadlock, LoL, and DotA
>>498311824K
>>498311735Did you like that last little trvke? Refill your popcorn, you'll love this next video essay
If Heavy had a default hat, which one would it be?
>>498298684>Weeabootique even though its never even been a 4chan serverActual newfag moment>>498299013The community servers are there because a lot of people wanted places to play together, or just places to play when casual is shitting the bed. If you don't want to play on them then don't.
>>498313393the adult swim promo mullet
>>498313393Officer's Ushanka. It's the one that comes in Genuine if you bought his figure, so it's the canon one
Phlog is the only weapon in the game that should be outright removed
>>498314618phlog is fine, you are just bad at the video game
i like putting 6 stickies at the feet of the pyro phlog taunting
>>498314618Phlog is only annoying because his secondaries can build charge. Otherwise it's a perfectly fine weapon that sacrifices his ability to fight soldiers and demos
>>498315042No it isn't diamond back and frontier justice are also horse shit
>>498315119What about the phlog pyro who taunts around the corner, out of sight?
>>498315858i guess ill just die, everyones gotta go sometime
>>498315659>scout soldier and demo should be the only classes that can be powerful
>>498279571Yeah but they aren't around for long at all. Cases go and so do the effects.
Shounic said he's "heard rumors" about something coming near the end of his last stream. Genuinely, what did he mean by this?
>>498311824>scorching bat outta hellWhat?
>>498316308i ordered pizza and it was good
>>498286413>taunt mocking your grave, 2015:D>taunt mocking your grave, 2024(â—£_â—¢)
>>498316308Comic 7 is already confirmed to being worked on again, if I'm not mistaken, and there is evidence to support HL3 being in the works.Probably one of those two. Nothingburgers.
played with the map maker of the new non-mvm map with upgrades, people were showing him a way to get infinite money by changing classes or something, it will probably get fixed soon
>be me >learn that you can get the Chicken Kiev from halloween contracts>do said contracts>like the boss challenges and og maps>so far shitty cosmetics with the exception of shootsalot and freedom feathers, still not what I want>get ptsd from helltower and decide not to do them anymore>learn that you can trade up unwanted cosmetics>idea>buy a bunch of cheap cosmetics>five tries later of trading up, a fucking chicken Kiev>50€ saved>feel absolutely nothing>realize that the only reason TF2 is alive is because you get happy from getting that one special item you really wantI just need to get medimedes now r-right?
Just played a round of Phoenix.Got an 8 kill trickstab chain.I'd kill two people, then another would come and I'd matador them, then jump over and stab the next, matador another and then I'd backpedal the medic.It was just like those spy frag videos Klown used to make.It was beautiful.
>>498317265what no tf2 is alive because i can say the n word and because no other video game has the scout
>>498316308Someone at Valve (either Eric or Joshie) seems to like shounic since he'd make videos on niche bugs and not much later they'd get fixedSo there's a chance they got in touch and will make 100 player servers an official game mode
>>498317471That'd be a terrible idea.
>>498317349I'm not American and can say nigger anytime I want but I also say nigger just to study leftists when they get provoked.Fun fact, did you know that they are low test and don't ask if a certain thing "is true" but "is it okay to say that"? Oh also they are so powerless in real life that they need a groupthink of their retarded ideas to feel some sort of power.Also it's fun to kick trannies and furries.
>>498317471Actually believe this due to the fact that they ruined the scoreboard scaling. They're adapting it for 100 players. They ruined it for actual TF2 matches but hey...
>>498317625>I'm not American and can say nigger anytime I wantNot in online games without getting banned, retard.
>>498317661Why did they ruin the fucking chat font too?
>>498317737I was talking about real life dummy anon.
>>498315962on demand crits are retarded, there's no counter play. You are stupid.
>>498317471i would hang myself and name shounic in the suicide note if this happened. FUCK 100 PLAYERS
>>49831766150v50 is fucking retarded and terrible.You're having what could be 5 good tf2 matches (10v10) in just 1 match on 1 map. It also sucks ass for classes that die to spam easily like spy and I assume scout. Even 32v32 is bad. It's fine for a community server but it shouldn't be official.
how to fix the the new ui scaling issues for idhud?
Graveyard contract should give you 1 point everytime you heal 50 hp as a ghost dispenser
disappointing lack of fujobait cosmetics this update
>>498216831Percy Bysshe Shelley is one of my favourite poets
>>498319076women dont exist
thing is chudsty is pretty much right about everything but he's also fighting a losing battle
>>498319682you don't exist
>>498319031oh fuck I forgot Graveyard's awful contract
>>498319076>choose medic cosmetics that makes him as handsome as possible>player i know is a girl says 'nice loadout'
>>498319878how do you know they're a girl? it says "she/her" in their name?
>>498320318LAN photos/stream. You would be surprised how many compoid teams have a woman (female) playing.
>it's herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_ZOV28n7Rw
queuing for a single map is agonizing
SERVERBROWSER
Bring back quickplay.
>>498321774filtered ape
>>498321202*incomprehensible*
>>498322039shit eater
>soldier comes behind our team to pick up a gargoyle>dies 1 second after picking it up and doesnt get his souls>i go over to where he died and pick up the uncollected gargoyle souls off the ground>it actually works and i get more points on my contract
>>498322275Unf.
>>498322275I knew about this but forgot until now, amazing. he could've at least rocket jumped
>>498322275this isn't a very good system
>>498322657it is if you're not BAD :3
>>498323601that's not nice
>>498322275just go bonk scout
Just finished the freaky fair contractAny other contracts I need to beat before exploitfags ruin them?
this is what this cosmetic looks like in the latest fempyro mod fempyrobros
>>498326281should i now assume everyone who's wearing this has the fempyro mod installed
>>498326281god i wish that were me
>>498326281really? good, I was tired of the shit version that was covered up like a big plastic bag
>>498326036Map sucks. Just nonsense, the type you'd see a bad YouTuber make a video about.
>>498326036dynamite just feels like a map thats going to be exploited also the outburst contrast is 100% broken right now lol, it says 5pts per 1k damage but you get the 5pts for each zatoichi swing (200 dmg) as demoknight so do that contract before it gets more difficult
another pic
>>498319031>>498319737easiest way (if you don't have a friend that can pocket you with quickfix) is to go heavy with banana and smash your head against pumpkin bombs and eat inbetween each for the fat "survive 500 damage" bonus and pray no one thinks you are easy prey
>>498327245The version of the sweater with her cleavage fully out was better but that's an okay substitute
coomer with bad taste
coomer with god tier taste I fucking love big bouncy fempyro boobies
woah hey guys dont forget me...
>>498327792ZASED>>498327893fuck off faggot
>i main sniper
>>498327348really intrigued to do this or just have dalokhos bar equipped
>>498327930check this bust out
>>498327893i imagine most tf2g posters as looking like this
>>498319402Who????
she's so cute bros
>>498328939i look like that
>>498330230good
>>498327348I do that with dalokohs + fists of steel
>>498328939I don't, I look like this
>me driving over the fempyro trannies
sometimes i wish i was a broke f2p again so i could appreciate cool expensive items a whole lot morei remember wanting to do anything for a single beep boy, and now i can just get a hundred of those whenever i want, its sickeningi wanna go back, f2ps dont know how good they have it except for the being mute thing
>me putting a banana peel in front of 678's car so he spins out and dies before hitting the fempyro CHADS
>>498330964oh my... OH MY FUCKING BASED
>>498330693When first my way to fair I took Few pence in purse had I,And long I used to stand and look At things I could not buy.Now times are altered: if I care To buy a thing, I can;The pence are here and here's the fair, But where's the lost young man?To think that two and two are four And neither five nor threeThe heart of man has long been sore And long 'tis like to be.
Fellow Demoknight mains, get on the new map "Freaky". You can become extremely powerful.
Has anyone else just given up completely on Halloween contracts? I just feel more dead inside than ever playing the new maps and hearing the Merasmus lines about the Japanese mafia or whatever, at most I want to play the classic officially made ones.>>498330678AGP exterminator.>>498330964Goonercordian.
>>498332296I do it just to get the gimmick experience, it's still fun and i do it with friends and wife
>huntsman: equipped>map selected: Freaky Fair>reload speed: maxed out>bleed: two ticks>rest of cash on damageYep, it's fragging time
>23 items on the workshop front page are posted by the same guyhow does this happen? they aren't even brand new.
>>498332424how the pussy is
>>498332634Huntsman players finding the best way to be obnoxious as usual.
>>498332923nigga having fun and gets laid...
>>498333048my nigga
>>498310984too clean
>>498318071Not in real life without getting arrested for hate speech, retard.
engineer, heavy, and pyro should be removed from the game because they are bald and bald people are subhuman
>fighting some dude>he's awfully suspicious>whipping around to check behind him only when there's someone there>reflecting projectiles frame-one before it even appears on screen, makes a sound, or is within his FoV>knows exactly where people are through walls>throw out a hail mary and say if he's not cheating how come he has multiple sourcebans for it (I didn't bother checking his steam history ID)>he and his friend start throwing a tantrum saying 'so what' and 'why am I checking for that'>they try to play it off like he was banned for trolling/griefing but when I actually bother to check, the bans say aimbotting/scripting>tell them this>again they say 'so what'>they don't get kicked despite this all happening in allchat and multiple people saying that they've been acting suspicious as hell
>>498334208pyro has big fluffy hair under the mask
>>498334208post hair
>>498334208did a bald guy fuck your gf
>>498332838Just filling in the generic safe forgettable submission quota so Eric doesnt see any good ones show up when its time to decide.>>498332634>>498333031Based
>>498334484he called himself heavy weapons guy
*exerts as little effort as possible in your path*
>>498332838The tactic nowadays is quantity over quality. People spam items hoping Eric's RNG picks them.The reason why they trend together is they all get thrown into a collection and all it takes is 1-2 views for all of them to trend together
>another swallow god wannabeyawn
>>498334340It's annoying how few people are capable of spotting an aimbot that isn't using fake up and spinning, let alone how people can't fathom that you can cheat on any class and not just hitscan ones. I don't begrudge people for not knowing how to tell, but when I clearly know what I'm talking about you'd think they would listen and look for the signs that I type out.Even worse is when the blissfully ignorant casual shitter with <500 hours on your own team argues with you about how the guy on the enemy team prefiring projectiles with perfect accuracy isn't cheating because he's playing Demoman.
>>498335180calling out demoman players is racist dontcha know
>>498335117I would never masquerade as President Swallow.I am my own unique staple of the thread and have always operated as such.
SHALLOW
>>498335180Yeah it's the complete lack of critical thought on their part that gets me too. Like for instance, the guy on the scoreboard has a consistent 500 ping that never deviates but he's walking around perfectly fine without lagging, and nobody knows this is an obvious sign of a ping spoofing cheater
ROD
>>498334340>>498335180>>498335846tf2 players are stupid, its a free game afterall.
Yikes it's the Swallow Gob wannabe trying to force his stale meme or something here guys god i fucking HATE him
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>>498336554>>498336554>>498336554The thread... has moved! Now it's over there!
i like the merasmus one i will be going there
>>498336605>>498336615FUCKING RETARDS
>>498337417Thanks anon but it's Horsemann and I think it's a losing battle
>>498336605USE THIS THREAD
>>498336605EVERYONE IN HERE THE OTHER THREAD IS DEMOFLOYD POSTER
>>498338417>the thread without any reference to demoman whatsoever is somehow demofloyd poster>the thread with a picture of demowoman isn'tare you insane
>>498317265>be me>been doing halloween contracts for 7 years now>havent got chicken kiev yet>the matchmaking has gotten worse as the declining community is stretched further and further out with 50+ halloween maps added over the years>Can take up to 30 mins to find a fucking match with 3-6 othersJesus Christ why am I bothering. Good idea about the trading up though.
