Shalloween Edition>NewsScream Fortress 2024 is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=230553Bug fixes: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=230723>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Team Funtress: fun.tf2.host (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://teamfortress.tv/33738Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Creators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Previous Thread>>498115645
i will become fempyro
>>498336702
>>498336525Gem thread
stem frens
>>498336525>femowoman absI'm okay with this thread too
>>498336741what does that have to do with it
I'll do it President Shallow... i'll get rid of these VILLAINS... these DEMONS for you... it shall be done.
>>498336525Why the fuck did it take the community so long to add mvm upgrades to custom maps, freaky fair is so much fun
>>498337178VScript didn't exist until the end of 2022 to make it possible
>>498336967Storm friendlies
>>498337178What's good about it?
PLAY OF THE THREAD
I couldn't resist anymore bros... I now own a Strange Factory New Graphite Gripped War Paint.And I don't know what to use it for, it looks meh on the RL
>play a couple of hours of tf2 on a new account>first time playing the game since the engineers update in like 2010 or something>get a liberty launcher as soldier>equip and kill a guy with it>he malds in chat for the entire match about me using a shit weapon and how I don't know how to shootKek, is this a notably bad weapon or did the community really become this autistic in the last 14 years?
>>498336741porn addicts the general on god
>EU server speedrun>n word spoken of less than 30 seconds into matchQuick but we can do it faster
>>498338823is thata heavyusing a shotgun???*makes a wojak face*
>>498339431so no reaction?
>>498337178but it isn't
is thatan mf doom reference in tf2?*eats breakfast for dinner and sproke*
>>498339431...yh
is thata bucket???*teleports bread*
is thata crumpkin???*sacrifices everything to get it and dies*
I literally sรณyfaced during this exchange.
>>498340527least gay tf2 melee fight
>if God had wanted us to live he would not have created Deadlockwoah, when did they add new soldier voice lines? I thought the voice actor was dead
>>498341303>I thought the voice actor was deadNope reddit made it up to farm upvotes
>>498341408for realwhy would reddit do something like that
You vill equip blutsauger + solemn vow + vaccinator and you vill be happy
>Another Cranial ConspiracyWow, this is dogshit, what are the odds? Why can't I trade this for free keys again?
>>498342595You will be released from your curse in 15 days time
>>498342886what? The 'not tradeable' thing going to expire or something?
>>498336525>Shalloween Trve
i don't really like the gameplay of halloween maps very much
this video makes cum BUCKETShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_ZOV28n7Rw&t
do you ever worry you might be going mad
>>498342970Yes its written in the Mann Scrolls
>>498343168Nobody does, it's just an annual chore we are forced to do, it's like high school all over again.
there is no enemy in the game better at dodging your attacks than one who doesn't know you're there
>>498343592because theyre reacting to something else that isnt you so theyre ironically more unpredictable
>>498343209had to check for a sec i hadnt put it on fast forward
>>498343592Not shooting until you get close, then standing still is the best thing you can do this situation assuming noone else is shooting at you. You completely remove one factor that you have to account for, and it's amazing how much impact that has when you put it into practise.
>>498344378cute anime girl
>>498343209>he was actually talking about himselfgoated
r8/h8
>>498344928i rate it a solid i_like_it/wacky
>>498344928Now mod it so it doesn't clip his head
whaddya think
>>498346884very cool, if you are 12
>>498344928he cute
>>498347140perfect
>>498338840it's like shooting people with water balloons but they're easy to land because faster projectile speed
>>498346884soul
Kill zombie pyros. Behead demon pyros with the eyelander. Stop pyros from getting their gargoyles. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Defecate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in quicksand. Dump pyros into the grinder on mannhattan. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyro mains. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Kick a monkey pyro from your mvm lobby. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
kiss and hug pyros because theyve had a bad day
>>498347690Fuck zombie pyros. Get head from demon pyros. Help pyros get their gargoyles. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.>>498347892this to be honest
>>498336525Hey dummy you forgot this>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq
>>498348771not OP but that can go and stay gone
>>498348771Does anybody here actually, unironically care about competitive TF2? All I see are people making fun of compfags for optimizing all the fun out of a casual game, or unclepedo for saying>I imagine comp will be the reason new players get interested in TF2 for years to come
>>498349892i care. i like watching comp tf2
>>498349892I liked watching it in 2013. After that no, not really
>>498349404It's not your decision to make>>498349892I do, and just because it's there doesn't mean you have to click on it
>blazehattan contract still bugged
>>498350214it's not yours either lol
Fuck Miss Pauling. Get head from Miss Pauling. Highlight Miss Pauling posters. Fuck Miss Pauling on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Snap off Miss Paulings bra. Follow Miss Pauling threads. ERP with Miss Pauling posters. Cum inside Miss Pauling. Hang Miss Pauling in shibari bondage. Have Miss Pauling make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into Miss Pauling. Fry Miss Paulings brains with sex. Toss Miss Paulings salad. Urinate into Miss Paulings mouth (she's into it). Judo throw Miss Pauling onto a bed. Blackmail Miss Pauling into sex with their dox. Twist Miss Paulings nipples. Report your love for Miss Pauling to Valve. Always uber Miss Pauling. Split Miss Paulings legs in half. Sexually heal Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling surprise buttsex. Critically hit Miss Pauling in the womb. Impregnate Miss Pauling. Get trapped into sex by demon Miss Pauling from the underworld. Dump sperm into Miss Paulings cum dumpster. Submerge Miss Pauling into a vat of cum. Eat Miss Paulings pussy. Dissect Miss Paulings clothes off. Dominate Miss Pauling after defeating a bread monster. Slap Miss Paulings face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give Miss Pauling prom dates. Make Miss Pauling suck'em. Cream inside Miss Paulings' holes. Lobotomize Miss Pauling into a sex slave. Mandatory slut training for Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling your love paste. Drown Miss Pauling in mad milk. Whip Miss Paulings ass with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with Miss Pauling. Invite Miss Pauling to your mvm lobby. Feed Miss Pauling your semen. Give Miss Pauling your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck Miss Pauling like an alligator. Slice Miss Paulings clothes off with the half-zatoichi. Clone Miss Pauling to have 2 of your favourite fuck buddy. Listen to Miss Paulings farts through the ConTracker.
mom!!! look!! the pyro, hes wearing painted water waders and breakneck baggies!!!!! no one can tell what team hes on, its hilarious
>>498350848this but fempyro
pretty cool shao kahn helmet, 7/10 because i like mortal kombat
>>498351027(voice) shao kahn: you're still trying to win? don't make me laughdon't make me laughBLAGHdon't make me BLAGHmwuahahahayou're still trying to win?BLAGH
>>498351505BLAGH
>>498350848This but Gaben.
>>498350848this but soldier
>>498351636i think i'm too old for this reference
>>498350848this but your mother
>>498351636>>498352531https://youtu.be/0N1_0SUGlDQ?si=Nov4rpPnT2PDtXhu
>>498350848>ERP with Miss Pauling posters.>Urinate into Miss Paulings mouth (she's into it)>Blackmail Miss Pauling into sex with their dox.>Submerge Miss Pauling into a vat of cum.>Lobotomize Miss Pauling into a sex slave.>Mandatory slut training for Miss Pauling.>Drown Miss Pauling in mad milk.>Listen to Miss Paulings farts through the ConTracker.No.
3 NIGASON CART
>Cloak & Dagger>+Silent FootstepsThere, I fixed it
>>498354342No decloak sound too please
>>498354521niggas will complain it's too strong. nevermind the fact that they're the same niggas who have soundmods installed that make spy's decloak into earrape garbage so they can hear it clearly anywhere on the map
>>498354874do people actually do that? Like commonly?
>>498354874>spoilerIs that not bannable?
>>498354874People spychecks like assholes all the time, it doesn't matter that much honestly, the decloak duration fucks you up more than the sound.
>>498354874>>498354947>>498354973that only works on servers that allow cheats. nobody in pubs has this advantage
>>498354874I wonder how many people cheat in this game. People who use injected cheats or stuff like this too, just all forma of it.
>>498354947>>498354973there's no way to tell how common it is, it's a clientside soundmod>>498355083agreed, but there's always those fringe cases where some heavy is on fire, shooting his minigun at your team, there's explosions going off, a sentry shooting in the background, and 3 people shouting for medic or other voicelines, and he stills whips around and shoots you because "he heard you decloak" a room away, even though that's physically impossible for the human ear to discern>>498355120you can still get soundmods working on sv_pure servers by preloading them, how do you think people get fempyro to work on official servers?>>498355143more than you think, less than you hope
man people don't know how to defend anymoregames go by so fast on offense and defensemann manor used to be a turtle fest
>>498355557if we split our forces thinly we can cover all the exits :))
so all those snipers that violently panics whenever I decloak, they could be using mods? I find their reaction somewhat weird, as if they got jumpscared or something.
i don't encounter nearly as many CnD spies camping it out anymore. i used to be able to get a frag or two just throwing a pipe/rocket into the common corners spies like to hide in, but that hasn't borne fruit in a while
Soda popper vs force-a-natureWhats the white man choice?
>>498355937snipers generally don't stand in chaotic areas so most experienced ones are trained well enough to listen for decloak sounds and out of the way enough for those sounds to be reasonably audible>>498355983soda popper + crit a cola + atomizer is the discerning scunt main's loadout
i think im going to play with a new alt account with premium, but nothing in the inventory, just to experience how it feels to have no items of valueive missed the feeling of having nothing and then fully being able to appreciate weapon drops and the contract pumpkins too
>>498356581>crit a colaNot pistols?
>>498355941That's why I say make it the quietest watch, make camp spy a viable class at least, hard to reposition but no one can detect you unless they are trying to.
>>498355983force because its funny
>>498355941I think it's how spy ends up playing now a days, way more active and kill focused
>>498356709crit a cola enables oneshots on half the tf2 roster, and when paired with the soda popper enable you to doubletap everyone but the heavy in 0.3 secondspistols are probably better for regular scout main gameplay but if you want consistent gameplay then you'll probably be running stock scattergun anyway. even then the soda popper would be better
>>498357349Crit a cola makes you a paper though, not good in 1v2 or more, which is most of the time.
>>498355941probably because they learned that if they don't move, they die, and the C&D punishes you for moving
>>498357608a scunt's job is to piss people off by getting cheeky kills, he's not a one-man armyanyway, literally any class struggles in 1v2 scenarios (yes even soldier and demo), your best bet as scout against 2 competent players is to focus down one player then retreat, or wait for one or both of them to focus on something else before even engaging so you can turn it into a 1v1 that you should then winCrit a cola allows you to excel at 1v1s and in the latter situation but would get you killed in the former due to minicrits while retreating/taking spam, while pistols are better if you run out of scattergun ammo which would only be the case if you're taking group fights or have bad aimBut you shouldn't take group fights as scout and you shouldn't use the soda popper if you have bad aim so if you're a good scout player then the combo is super busted - there's a reason why the soda popper is the only scattergun that compies ban and the crit a cola is banned in literally every comp league
do you guys like my ogryn costume
>>498359305idk who that is but yes i do like it
>>498359756ogryn from warhammerI'm also playing darktide which is where I got the inspiration
>>498360000I'd say get immobile suit instead?
>>498355143A shitload of people.It's always one of those 4 things:>sniper with perfect aim despite having less than a 1000 hours into the game>powerclass that gets way too many "random" crits just at the right time>pyro with built-in combo bind set-ups so they can spam their homosexual rigamarole of airblasts, flare spams and axe swings with perfect timing>hitscan classes with perfect tracking
>>498360050my ogryn doesn't wear armor, just he bandolier/grenade cosmetic tops
>>498360075Does scripted rocket jumping count?
>>498358984they ban popper because the jumps not the dmg stats
>>498360165Why would you even have rocket jumping binds, it's pretty easy to do
>>498360315I can only do one jump to this day, chaining is hard
>>498360516how many hours do you have in game?
>>498360763800+ hours, 600 as scout
>75% of hours on scout
>>498360516
I got destroyed by sandman scout when I started playing and then decided to go scout forever, don't blame me
>>498360878That's why, you haven't practiced enough, get off the scripts and go spend a few days on jumping servers, and never take it too seriously, rocket jumping isn't that important in the grand scheme of things.
>>498361068I tried them a few times, got through a 4-5 few wall jumps and then give up once it got hard, I guess I could wall jump 1-2 times if I put a little effort into it.
>>498361049it took me like 4800 hours to realize that my heart craves meatshots but in that time at least i learned to fuck engineers as demo
>>498361159try the pogo exercises, they're made to make you learn how to chain jumps
>>498360118borscht belt
>>498347690this but zombie soldier
I still regret not getting a nebula when invasion was happening, but at least now I can finally let that autism rest with the offbrand version
I keep getting kicked out of queue what the hell
>>498363020it's robin walker fucking with you
>>498348102this but zombie femsoldier
my outburst contract took one round thank you outburst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
How do you Graveyard and Perks?
My second highest is 46 on pyro.
would make a cool map for a TF anniversary updatehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3345507915
player destruction is such a bad game mode
player destruction is such a good game mode
pd is a great gamemode with mostly bad maps, just like koth
>>498368903What do you consider a good koth map?
>>498369046nucleus
>>498369160I love nucleus so I agree. What about viaduct?
how long does it take to complete every contract?
>>498369229shit, compies play on itany map compfags play is automatically devoid of fun, they all suck
>>498369752git gud
>>49836967530 min to an hour
>>498369971im the best player on god and i say they suck and you get no bitches
>>498369752I just think any koth map like harvest where a heavy can be a pussy and sit in the corner on the point is bad
>>498369046harvest, kong king, bagel, product, suijin, rotunda, sawmill>>498369971viaduct is generally alright, but has some clear flaws that product improves upon
>>498369752they don't however
>>498370339>bagelyou made that up
5cp is a godlike gamemode with mostly great maps, just like medieval mode
>>498370096roofthe other doorway>>498370493name one good one
>>498370806https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Bagel>>498370892bagel and product are compfag maps that are fun to play in casual community servers; viaduct should be updated to a snowy version of product and bagel should just be added to casual outright considering its halloween version is already in the game
>>498371064bagel maybe but viaduct isn't>oh wow walk up the hill to where the point is already capped and the enemy already has a foothold I sure do love fighting uphill battles where my only options are path 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5, all identical with no cover
>>498296513>owner and most of the server was outed as closet fagsshocker, welp it is what it is, i was just curious cause i remember someone on almost every thread was saying "join it">>498306892ah thanks, i forgot about the emp and that the spy exists...i usually pick sniper, medic or demo zombie but i saw some of the changes so now other zombie types are better to deal with players
Bagel and Slaughter have the exact same layout and they both suck
>>498371236product adds an actual flank around the control point. it seems like a small change but it changes the entire feel of the map and makes it feel much less chokey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qjUqqG_3L4it's up
>>498371797kino
>>498371797>>498372441you already posted this a half dozen times
Wait, do I have to complete the contratcs WITH the bonus points to have everything done or can i just do the basic stuff with halloween package and it will stay the same as with bonuses?
Did Zesty review the update yet? I want to know which cosmetics I can like
>>498373273the bonuses are just so you can unlock more stars to start other nodes faster instead of going 1 by 1
How much alcohol do I need to drink to get good at democracy.
>>498374097wrong thread goyslopper
>>49837409712 bottles of scrumpy
>>498374230No I meant demolition.
>>498373376he liked his gobi glazed if you know what i mean
>>498374097Enough to be relaxed but not enough to be drunk, usually a pint of limoncello does the trick
>>498374097>t.
FUCKING FINALLY
I don't even know why I do contracts, all my Halloween loadouts are the same strange hat, soul & rump'o'lantern (sovl object on merc because it's old)
>>498374097enough for your body to produce its own alcohol whenever you stop drinking
>>4983740970, just talk on mic when you call for a vote and people will blindly follow
is there a way to mute people's text in this game
>>498376672hud_saytext_time 0 turns off chaton an individual basis, no don't think so
>>498375774well sorry the stupid fucking box takes over 50% of the screen and I want it gone asap.
>>498376810yeah didn't think so thankssome people are just very lippy and it annoys me because i can't mute them
hud_saytext_time 0voice_enable 0yep, its peaceful time
>>498376907>lippylol haven't heard that in a coon's age
>>498377489I have to do this if I ever decide to play on shounic's server, the chat is just non stop tranny talk
>casualtf2 video droppedYep, it's kino time
>>498377672>shitnic's serverwhy?
>>498377854the chaos is fun sometimes, though I haven't played in a few weeks
kinda cool
>download halloween update>launch game>join a server on a new map>it's another nucleus reskin>join another new map>le gimmicks that make 90% of actual gameplay meaningless>join another new map>server is on the badwater reskin by the time I connect>quit in console
Text communication is not available for this account.
I remember last year during Halloween when I put a sentry on offense in a really good spot and it killed like 7 people and won us the game, it was coom.
>>498377672Why do troons play this game when they could be playing Overwatch or Valorant?
Is there some bug or exploit in ZI? Some faggot keeps spawning six beams out of their ass as zombie medic and overheals others to the point of invincibility. This is like the third game that it's happened in.
>>498344928>>498346884None of these posts deserved more than 1 reply
>mfw gayeyard contracti HATE arena
>>498346884I did it better kysGenuinely fuck off plagiarising american redditor, stop remaking our TV shows
>damn how come i dont hear irritating nasally neckbeards and trannies in voice chat distracting me from my my sigma grindset in my casual matches anymore
>>498386287because the sounds of furries and browns are drowning them out
Why did they remove the ability to headshot zombies?
>30 seconds into first EU server game of the day>already 3 n words spokenYESIM HOME MOMMA
>text chat active and slurs being thrown around like candy from a pedo vanEU is just more based and soulful.
Freaky fair sucks which is a shame
For all the anons who want to save money on getting chicken kiev or any desired Halloween cosmetic.>Go onto scrap.tf or steam market and buy the cheapest cosmetics you can find>Halloween transmute the cosmetics you bought on the Soul Gargoyle, even unwanted skins work for the trade up>Repeat until you get the desired hatIt may sound like a huge gamble (which it is) but remember that chicken kiev costs around 55โฌ and it's a wise choice to just gamble.Got mine at fifth or seventh try saving me over 50 โฌ if not more.
>>498386589why did you post the german national guard
reasonable kick initiators for casual>medic not using crossbow>medic pocketing >engi not facing teleport exits the right way>building on last >being friendly>stealing packs>le funny kill bind>pyro not spy checking even when hugging a dispenser>heavy not sharing sandwich
>>498387519I just shittalk whoever underperforms and they either swap or do better.
>>498387519have sex
>>498387519Nigger, go play another game.
proper sloppers called out
>>498387519>>medic using crossbow*ftfy
>>498388013TRVKE
>>498387601no they don't. they say something dumb, insult you back, or tell you "it's just a game/it's only casual"you can even see it with 703 and 7
>>498388125I understand being mad at friendlytards or spies who don't do anything but cloak and hide inside a base where they're just a step away from sapping and don't do it but kicking people for not having meta loadout is cringe.
>>498387519he was hated because he told the truth
>>498388332agreed. simply pointing out the idea of retards responding positively to your criticism, however correct it may be, is fake news and Sad!
>>498387375I will simply trasmute my halloween drops, you get like a hundred of them now since there are a million maps
!rtd
>le freaky fair demomanXDD
>>498388793I keep getting dupes for pyro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5BHsNQlcPs2:17:30What rumors?
Lets discuss some gameplay.How do you put up an actually good defense when your team is uncoordinated?BLU doesnt have those issues because all it takes is a medic to uber a 10 hour playtime pyro to break RED defense.
is it just me or is it getting way harder to get into a match since the update?, what used to be half a minute is now multiple minutes per matchthe fuck is going on
>>498391189everyone's been complaining about it over the weekendI'm not even going to bother until there's a patch (haha please eric)
>>498390925didn't watchthere aren't any>>498391110you don't. you can try and put up a sentry nest or lay down sticky traps, but all it takes is one spy or a demoman or a soldier to wreck your shit solo since you won't be receiving any help from your fucktarded team
>>498391189everyone's trying to queue for 1 of 30 maps for their contracts on a limited number of valve servers so everyone's spread out and games take forever to fill as a result>>498391248there will be no patch because unfortunately the system is working as intended
What are your favourite Halloween tropes?>the braindead scout that runs straight at you with a spell and then dies>the W+M1 contract grinder>the guy who tries to constantly get kills with the pumpkins
>>498391512Getting killed 5 times in a row from crits and spells.
>>498391512the engineer that carries my contracts by building inside walls and gets kicked 2 seconds before the round ends so his contract points are lost
I blame him for how bland this update was.Fun is not allowed in zestys tf2.
>enemy sniper>He's in the middle of his team score-wise>He has razorback>So I sneak behind him and decloak but only manage to shoot him once before he turns around and quickscopes my headso this nigger is toggling right
>>498390925>teehee eric might show up on a stream, but not mineunless someone else gives more details I would assume he is going to play during tfconnect, pretty sure they managed to get jill/robin walker/driller on before
>>498392419slow-burning zinger of a trvke
>>498392419what's fun to you then? health and hell? christmas wrapping paper war paints? the war paints are the only part he likes about the update
I just Halloween transmuted 4 fucking Terrier Trousers in a row
>>498393927let's be real there's nothing that would please him he finds new things to bitch about every day
>>498392419>>498393927Kys.
Most Yout*ber-Obsessed General On /vg/ Award for the third year in a row now btw
>tf2 discussion:)>tf2 discussion, player):<
Is EU Casual just borked at the moment? Can't queue in any new Halloween map.
>>498394546>borkedNo, European casual queues are wholesome chungus 100 copaceticerino babalungusinium right nyeow
>>498394546Nvm.
WHY IS QUEUEING TAKING TOO FUCKING LONG I WANT TO DO CONTRACTS
>he isn't completing every objective so he can queue for 12 maps at once instead of 1skill issue
>>498397689>he isnt queuing for 12 maps at once at all times and only activating the contracts for the maps he happens to land ongrim
Why are there so many players (expelled by game) lately?
Post that webm of a streamerkek burning to death while he tries to be healed
>>498393927>O WOW ANOTHER TEAM COLOR WARPAINT THATS AMAZING>O WOW ANOTHER BLACK WARPAINT THATS AMAZING>O WOW A FULLY BROWN WARPAINT THATS AMAZING>O WOW ANOTHER MILITARY WARPAINT THATS AMAZING>o something different? nah thats shit fortnight/cs:go crash
>>498402396>>498392419>>498394125>>498402396Love to see the post update Emporium seethe.
>>498402396>O WOW (good looking paints)yeah, problem?
>Getting Hundkopf after having the haunted variantUh... what do I do with this? It's untradable
Zesty won
>>498403951paint it
>>498404503that's based
hate mini sentry niggers ruining koth so muchthey are the biggest fucking faggot retards in the game
>>498405910>place sentry>go frag with my shotgun>sentry goes down>walk back to the same spot>place sentry again>go back to fragging with shotgunskill issue
I CANT FIND A GAME
Boost Bonk Bam!
>low-test seether is an esllol
>>498405910owned retard
>tfw no medic gf
>>498407685Hey, it's not very high test to be passive aggressive and porn addicted...
>>498405910i agree but koth is a mode for willysuckers where the classes who suck the most willy thrive.
it's a good thing I'm neither then
I just got the worst tf2 crossover idea and idk if i should cook it or not...
>still being passive aggressive and not directly confronting the actual issues...b-b-based high test, and that other guy who isnt a porn addict is the low-test seether anon!
>Search fempyro in steam search>a sea of people, they gotta be high test giga chads>they're all onions faggots and trannies...Guys...
you are so mad right now
nigga replies with anger and calls me mad... sisters get your boy
>>498405910What map
>>498408490Yeah it's just one schizo tranny in this thread shitting and samefagging Fempyro we know
>>498408490people who pretend to be fempyro are nothing like fempyro or fempyro enjoyersand nothing like the man loose inside this building
>>498408490>fempyro steam profiles>they are either tranny or gaylordswow, who would have predicted that coomers are like that!shocking...
>>498408490>porn addiction = transgenderismwhat!?
When Fempyro mumbles, the world goes quiet to listenWhen Fempyro farts, the world inhales and holds its breath
>How it feels to play Fempyro by Lazy Purple when? I feel like this would be a great video, him running around gaspassering and finding little kids to groom on the server....
do you often find yourself thinking about little kids?
notice how it zero'd in on the kids aspect of that post, sisters...
Vat iz happening now?!
STOP QUEING ME FOR 15 MINUTES AND THEN PUTTING ME IN FUCKING VIRGINIA SERVERSI LIVE IN EUROPEI DO NOT WANT TO PLAY WITH 150 PING VALVE
>>498410082LMAO, not nearly as much as you apparently... *gas passers you and lights you on fire*
>>498405910NOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO DEPLOY A NORMAL SENTRY SO I CAN ONE SHOT IT AFTER IT TAKES TO MILLION YEARS TO DEPLOY
>>498394125This, he literally started bitching about taunts having props out of fucking nowhere now (when taunts has had props ever since meet the medic taunt was added which has dove props)
>>498409836Estrogen Dispenser going up!
>>498411046>(when taunts has had props ever since meet the medic taunt was added which has dove props)you're so dumb it hurts, play the game before making claims like this
Why can't gay people just play video games? Every fag in chat has to make it known how much he loves getting fucked in the bum.
>>498411287https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3if1sNpZ_kwhat do you call those doves that spawns his pants then? they don't look like particle effects
>>498411476
how many map contracts can you wagies do per day? 5? 7?
>>498411935let's see, you sleep for 8 hoursthen wake up do your stuff go to work for 1 hourstay at work for 8 hoursget back home change clothes do whatever, another 1 hourso now they have 6 hours left to do contracts, let's say it takes an hour to do a contractso they can get a max 6 contracts done per day
>>498412168guess I'm on time then, probably going to be done this week if I'm lucky, then it's back to SZ
Is the Mayflower Case glitched with slanted odds or something?I get Commando and Assassin grades from other cases all the time, but whenever I open mayflower, I only ever get merc grades. It's like this particular case is cursed
if the queue wasnt taking a shit ton of time i'd be done with contracts before october ends but its the opposite so idk if im gonna finish them alli already need to sleep even though its 8pm cause im tired from today
>>498411935It has literally taken like 10-40 minutes to find 1 match in the last few days. But I've done about 20.
>>498405910Trve.
>>498411935Bruh I do like 2 a day max lmao I already have most Halloween cosmetics anyway
r8 my loadout
e-celebs really love this piece of shit even though the grenade launcher and stickybomb launcher objectively both mog it if you even slightly know how to play
>>498411935as a comfy WFH wagie, I get paid to do contracts for 8 hours a day and can spend my free time doing more contracts assuming I don't have other stuff planned
>>498413952I've never heard any e-celeb ever talk about this weapon
>>498412921I opened 100 and got two dead heads and a strange Bedouin, so luck of the draw I guess. But it doesn't help that the merc grades for that case are total shit
It's such a shame that the strange haunted stuff only tracks kills in that shitass carnival map
>>498398189... but that's exactly what i said
>>498405910based, if i could make one balance change to tf2 id make mini sentries start at 1hp like normal sentries do
>>498336525>ShalloweenChristmas mogs
christmas needs crit pumpkins but as presents and then it will mogi mean its already kinda even because all the christmas maps r pleasant (especially wutville)
>>498409025>thinks everyone in the thread is one person>calls anyone else schizoschizo anon...
>>498418261True, I do love all the bullshit with pumpkins and spells. I just meant the holidays in general. I fucking love Christmas and we don't really celebrate halloween in my country that much. I don't think I even got one trick or treater last year. I don't think I've ever seen a house decorated for halloween like you do in American media
Just let me have the parrot head. Please.
me when i see fempyro
>>498419430I look like this and do this
the last 3 casual servers ive played on have all shut down at the end and forced me to requeue, what could this mean?
Are there any better scout cosmetics to go with my dapper dickens?
>>498336525Asking out that /tf2g/ again, I see
>>498422123that looks like the frenchmans formals so i dont think sofan gameplay funu
>>498419430pop-eyes are more sovlfvl doe
>>498422123seal mask
>>498421791all tf2 casual servers are being repurposed for deadlock immediately after scream fortress ends
>>498391512>>the W+M1 contract grinderomg meeeee :3
>>498423607umm hiii you're cute~
>>498421791Nothing. Zero change on SteamDB.
>>498423754thanks i'm really really not
why didn't anyone post this juicy froyo drama yethttps://www.twitch.tv/b4nny/clip/HealthyAntediluvianWalrusVoHiYo-tf-6Yk6rP0K0WuLvyight is off froyo. froyo has to find someone else to replace him. and we're more than halfway though placements with rosters locking next week
>>498424007umm hiii you're really ugly and probably smell bad
>>498424226bananiels business is his own ive been busy grinding contracts
>>498424593i have never played scream fortressI've played all the maps weeks ahead of them getting added to the game by just playing on community serverswhat are contracts
>>498424806contracts are where you pick a map and then kill a bunch of people on it and as a prize valve gives you a free halloween hat and theres one for every map and every boss
>>498424280there we go that's better
I think botters are still trying to come back. Just saw multiple attempts of doeshotter try to connect to games, and fail.
>>498426671may i see it?
Spectral Fire looks like complete fucking dogshit
>>498429331Of course it does, it's a Ryan "Chill" Foy effect. All he does is make slop but Valve likes him for some reason.https://steamcommunity.com/id/Rytugamer/myworkshopfiles/
>>498429775He made a V2 but he deleted it so it's lost media
>>498408490actually pretty based, I wish I could embrace having a fempyro-sona but I have a girlfriend and she'd be pretty displeased with me.
There is a non-zero chance that Robin Walker will join any match you're playing and kill you.
>>498430428Last time that happened was in 2014 for me. I'd love to see it again some day but I doubt it
>>498429775I have no problem with emporium people I just wish there was a good white fire effect in the game and I fear we will never have one now
>>498430096I swear I viewed the video for the v2 one, but I can't find it in my browsing history nor Youtube watch history. It looked closer to the original flames effects in terms of how the fire appears and moves and I think it either didn't have the ever-precious community sparkle or it was less prevalent. I hate to admit it but I'm still going to get a Spectral Fire hat because it's probably the only neutrally coloured flames we will ever recieve aside from Burning Flames, short of a Team Spirit fire effect.
has there ever been a payload last that hasn't made sniper extra annoying to fight
>>498432476venice sorry
>open 1 warpaint case>get rewardedthanks valve
>>498434414fempyro...
>>498434361better then bagboys
>>498432476Borneo ans barnblitz are both kind of shit for sniper on last. Barnblitz has a decent spot in the top spawn for red but you don't have that great of an angle. Borneo doesn't have a good sniper spot on last really, you get flanked wherever you stand and it's pretty cramped
>>498434819what was his
>>498435083exact same but well worn
>>498435104true
>>498435104i look like that and am that
>>498430114I wish I had a gf I could make dress up as fempyro for me
Circus is a MESS
>>498435642head hunterface planterump o lanternkritz or treat canteen
imagine being so mentally ill you look at people enjoying a TF2 mod which doesn't even effect you and wish death upon them
What if the next update gave the Medicโs syringes similar trajectories to those of the projectiles fired from Quakeโs nail gun?
>he thinks people using a mod in a 17 year old video game are affecting societysane individual btw
I CAN'T GET INTO A GAMEMY QUEUE JUST KEEPS DROPPINGI WANT TO DO MY CONTRACTSAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>498437316everyone would use the syringe gun for 20 minutes and then switch back to the crossbow
why isn't my contracts showing up in the ui during matches?
>>498437768i just got 80+ souls and they didnt register wtf
>degens think being openly degenerative is ok and has no outward effects
valve should add a map called kidneystone that's just all the ics maps rolled into one
This is what 1000 hours of scout movement tech looks like
Despite what people say I think the scorch shot is a pretty satisfying weapon to use. Not because it annoys everyone but because it feels so fucking good when you actually gib somebody with it.
>>498439185huh, i didn't know scorch could gib. i've had gibs disabled forever
>>498438832who are you talking to? you sound crazy
>>498439579Bro's having a hissy fit that some people don't like softcore porn, or being openly nasty in a sfw board
>>498438832bros post just died just like 41% of troons :skull:
>>498439970Bro just cannot chill out with consuming porn in every facet of his life... this is tf2g not tf2gooner general...
>>498438832he's right by the wayshut up about troons and talk about the game
What are you guys talking about?
miss pauling doesn't give a lot of these outjust so you know
i wish we got gameplay updates stillso many useless weapons
>>498439570It can gib but it's very weird about it. Direct hits with the projectiles won't gib but being killed directly with the explosion will. Interestingly enough the gib kills strange part doesn't work with it.
>>498440564FaN or Soda Popper and why?
>>498441276FaN is more fun and does more damage per shot. It does things the other guns can't like stopping charging enemies or launching them or doing cool combos If you're asking about which is more effective just use the scatter gun, it's better than both. Sodapopper is in a weird ground where it's not as fun as the FaN but it's not as efficient as the scattergun
>>498441676Cool. I like the FaN. I don't play Scout all that often, but I've got like 1000+ FaN kills.
when i got souls for my contract my cp number doesnt go up :(
>>498440971what a weird gunoh well. i still like it for harassing snipers
>>498441676Oh and not to mention it offers great on demand mobility which gives you greater height than something like the atomiser or winger alone which frees up your other slots
>>4984418431000 FaN kills is nothing, I got 1000 kills with the shortstop
>>498441686not every map needs a reskin
>>498441964Shortstop isn't that bad.
>>498440428he's not
Thoughts on using the Beggar's Bazooka in Freaky Fair?
>>498429331At least the nebula knockoff is nice but I agree with you. I was looking forward to it too but haunting haze mogs it
>>498442512thought about it now im gonna play it
>>498442512Freaky Fair as a whole looks like a decent map, but I think some rule changes are needed.
>>498443106:3
Arenโt the MvM bots the prophesied robots from the future who were there to take American jobs?
>>498435567i feel overstimulated on circus, everything feels so fast
spindel ... a TF2 GOD...
How about a Heavy melee weapon that causes huge knockback? That would be funny as a meme.
>>498444097me on the left
>>498444097>playing engie on player destructiondeserved
>>498444097>playing cringeineer>still can't beat demoknights
>>498444097bruh if you have a leveled sentry that is getting taken out by demoknights, you need to be putting it somewhere else
>>498443106rare eu W
>Blazehattan contract still not fixedIt's over...
>>498436165>>498437083https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/91/Scout_beingshotinvincible21.wav
jannies are fempyro simps confirmednot that i blame them
>>498444895The banned a fempyro poster and someone whining to go back to pol tho... jannies sometimes ban the gooners
>>498445394they deleted 1 post, that wasn't a ban newfagkunmore of the off topic insane schizo ranting was deleted than thattalking about a popular mod for the TF2 video game is more on topic than schizo rants and that's why all those fempyro posts were left up
>>498445620dont care about how invested you are in all this, hope u get help tho
>>498445901you sound way more invested hoping a guy got banned for merely telling you to stop the off topic rants and then talking about hitting rockets/pipesI don't think even the medic could prescribe enough pills to fix you
>>498445620right, there is a correlation between users of said popular TF2 mod and being disgusting coomers
>>498446116bro blowing a gasket cause people dont want to see softcore porn and yaps about how he's the normal one... you contradict yourself every day
has casual not been working for anyone else since they added the new maps?
they added more contracts, the pool of cosmetics is the same and I still cant find the demoman bird head
>>498336525Anyone else having trouble adding money to steam wallet? Mine's just stuck on pending.
>>498446247>people dont want to see softcore pornRedditors aren't people.
>>498447812ah yes, reddit notorious for hating porn and the lgbtq. timantha, can you not stop contradicting itself
>>498447953>reddit notorious for hating pornYes. Zoomers, redditors, and twitter pearl clutchers hate porn.4chan does not. You're on a porn-infested website. Stop crying or go back where you came from.>and the lgbtqNo relevance to porn. Rent free.>timantha, can you not stop contradicting itselfMeds now.
>>498448367you're so far gone
>>498448367>Twitter literally full of porn>Reddit's most popular subreddits are nsfw/porn>no relevance, yet gets emotionally invested if its mentioned>deflects everything and swears everyone else is the problem, not himtf2...
>>498448573I accept your concession.>>498448737Every website is full of porn, but 4chan wasn't full of underage prudes until recent times.>no relevance, yet gets emotionally invested if its mentioned>deflects everything and swears everyone else is the problem, not himLike I said, take your meds. I'm not your boogeyman. >>498447812 was my first post ITT.
>>498448865Ah yes the "NTA" just emotionally invested in this discussion about my favorite drug of choice. This isn't up for argument man, you lost the instant you decided to spaz out about nsfw or adjacent things in a sfw board...Also speaking of reddit and contradicting yourself, it's the most reddit thing to want to argue and "er, actually" everything. LOL
coomer general, just look at the OP
>>498449080>emotionally investedI made fun of you for being an underage redditor scared of porn despite posting on 4chan. You're the one getting emotional.>favorite drug of choiceNow this image of an anonymous person in your head is on drugs?>This isn't up for argument man, you lost the instant you decided to spaz out about nsfw or adjacent things in a sfw board...>Also speaking of reddit and contradicting yourself, it's the most reddit thing to want to argue and "er, actually" everything. LOLFor someone getting offended about being called a redditor you sure like typing like one. I'm going to keep making fun of you so go ahead and keep replying.
straight edge incel general look at my k:d
>>498359305yes sah
Oh I get it you were baiting. Good job, but you gave it away when you switched from>b-but muh blue boardto>heh don't you GET it man porn is le heckin BAD for you!
>>498449705>4chan text in slav ESLspeak>end in ebonicsreally activates those almonds
>>498449892I was one of those friendlies... so I hunted down Shallow "steam alias NTR addict" God and dominated him...
>>498449705I feel so bad for this developmentally stunted and sheltered generation. First you cry about booze and smoking and now you're scared of porn. What aspect of normal adult life are you going to rally against next? Red meat? Cars? How long until prudes remove all the sex ed from schools and you kids start trying to ban sex altogether?
would be based if she didn't also worship three-letter acronym and pretend to be black>>498450181shiiiieeet whiteboi you fr? dem niggas be CRAAZZZZY cuh
>>498443106you know theres a pronoun gremlin in pretty much every match in na right
>niggas moved the goalpost so hard after losing the argument its time to just talk to themselves and start insulting LOL. Its ok fellas no need to concede, porn is epic go jerk off to celebrate LOL
>>498450347
>being an adult is when you're a porn addicted alcoholic junkie the golemisation of the older generations will never cease to intrigue me
>>498450176>he says this while defending porn (ruining his chances of having a healthy relationship) and swears you need drugs/alcohol to be a full human beingDrugs and Porn are both bad and unsustainable habits, hope this helps >>498450375Wow hecking owned that redditor, how dare he not CONSOOM with us
this guy would have his mind blown if he knew there were couples who watch porn together before/during sexhe's so sheltered he can't see it as anything other than his own addiction to project onto others LOL
bro is so cooked he's still ranting about porn in the team fortress general
Post your favorite TF2 porn.I will ask again.
>>498450312ok but which region has the better players (in an average casual match)
sis is so cooked it's still thinks its normal to get mad people dont like porn
>defending porn (ruining his chances of having a healthy relationship)Nice projection but I've been in a healthy relationship for 10 years and we both like porn. Sorry your life is sanitized and miserable, I know it's not your fault the underage internet pseuds gaslit you into hating everything fun in life.
i just dont wanna see it in my last stand of inceldom womanfree game
bro convincing the 4chan people porn is so hecking cool and he is in happy relationship with his rants
>>498450665just for you Carl, your favourite actress
>>498450889you should spend less time on /vg/
>I've been in a healthy relationship for 10 years and we both like pornNice headcanon, hope your wife's boyfriend rewards you for defending your retarded lifestyle
>>498450894kate pasta, my favorite
>>498450889activates the onions beans*
>>498451025That Carl is a SPY!
>>498451093if you think 4chan is cringe shit then you should stop using it
Nah we'll just wait for the older generation to die off
>>498451494i'm not even 20
Is blazehattan fucked or something? I can't do my contract
>>498451831last i heard there was a bug where dealing any damage counted as 1000 for the contract and gave you 5 points
>>498451831i tried last night and asked and someone said yea it was
>>498451629do. NOT. speak. to. mรถnkey
>>498451857i don't use discord for non-irls
>>498451886I think that's the Saxton hale one>>498451943Shieeeeet
>>498452148yeah it is, think i got them mixed up because of the word "blaze" and the satan hale
TF2 porn made me want to self insert as fempyro and I think that's pretty based, it's like zoomies have no imagination these days
>>498452592which of these are you
>>498452592who's gonna tell her...
>>498452984none, because they are all me
>>498452592these newfags won't even know this is tf2g oc....
>>498409836is this an actual frame in one of his videos?
>>498453750Yes. As it happens, it's in his video titled "How it FEELS to be Gullible"
>>498453750no, but people will believe it is if it fits their agenda
>>498453750how it feels to be addicted to porn
>>498450665
objective points make payload maps significantly quicker to do contracts on than a/d
>>498454715that but just the regular pyro walking into my damage
what a normal, sane and not degenerate thing to say
>>498441686circus
>>498455057(you) of course
>>498455057dudes a schizo
I see floyd got back from his 3 day vacation
newfags can't into replies that don't have a linked post
I know right, they must've just arrived off the reddit boat
>>498452984>half of them are furriesHonestly I expected more
>>498455805i don't get this general anymore, always someone blowing a gasket over porn being bad these days
>>498455952it's one schizo who's still seething that nobody likes his forced meme demofloyd threads because he's actually a BLM false flagger who still wants to bring attention to george floyd years after he overdosed on fentanyl and resisted arrest after trying to use a counterfeit $20 to buy a lotto scratcher or something
>>498456180Fempyro?
still no motivation to play scream fortress or normal tf2... sigh....
>>498456556don't you like playing tf2?
>>498455952it's all election tourists who hopped off the reddit boat and joined /pol/ immediatelynow their brains are so rotten they can't look at anything without thinking of alphabet people, it's really sad
>>498456237Lightning struck the floyd mural and destroyed it, even God hates niggers.TF2 Gaming
>>498456643i do, but when i spend an hour trying to play a fun game and just get clearly imbalanced matches because of the neato matchmaker, i don't even want to try
>>498456949hello mei had to force myself to play a bunch of these slop maps every other day like it's a job, they really sucked the fun out of scream fortress by adding so much garbage and having this garbage matchmaking system
>>498456740uh... alphabet people are usually depressed + porn addicts tho... I dont think ive met a non straight person who wasn't either or both on tf2.
The most fun part of Scream Fortress is seeing the chat when Merasmus spawns again. But even that was ruined when he survived with 1K hp because half the lobby stopped attacking him and the furfag pfp said "thank god" and everyone left leaving me with 80/100 contract points.
>>498457924thanks for proving my point
>>498457924confucius say man who look for tranny always find one in butthole
>>498458052what do you mean, you said the contrary, but it's the opposite... Just correcting you, no need to be mad
>>498458092very wise
Why does the queue take 10 minutes
>>498457924isnt that what you are doe
>>498458471no one plays the shitty maps D:
>BEEP BOOP FAGGOT >I JOINED THIS TEAM JUST TO KILL FAGGOTS LIKE YOUwhy did valve make rick may say this
>>498458112>now their brains are so rotten they can't look at anything without thinking of alphabet people, it's really sad>responds by talking about how he can't stop thinking about alphabet peopleyou have literally zero self awareness
>>498458664Someone mentioned porn and fempyro, that's alphabet people culture... talk about self awareness... you can calm down and go jerk off chud
>>498458623yeah but the majority of people like the art and at most 2-3 people dislike it
>>498459758>appeal to majority>on anonymous websiteInvalid
>>498454669i will now fap to their stuff
>>498458623ding ding, being a porn addict is not inherently bad, its like any addiction. Pretending and saying it's otherwise ok and welcome is what's bad. ESPECIALLY ON A SFW BOARD.
>>498459953it's not a fallacy when that's the point you're making. an incredibly tiny minority of people are the ones creating "backlash" while the majority either like it or are indifferent. you are literally the problem, not the other way around
>>498460365If it was considered NSFW it'd get deleted every time, which it doesn't. Troons must cope at the sight of my fempyro wife.
>>498461090dddddurrrrrr
>>498460869no one is singing the praises of how some fempyro render changed their life for the better. and like every other cancerous /vg/ poster they post so often that there's hardly a point in acknowledging it since they don't stop or care if you tell them it's shit, meaning the actual majority will pretend it isn't there
>>498460674like a grill cheese?
i want a pyro to melty in my mouth
>>498461759fempyro awakened me to the fact that i like girls with big booba and big booty; i am now dating a girl with those qualities among others
>>498461759that's a lot of assumptions you're making thereno one is telling the story of how some fempyro render changed their life for the worse, and desu I wouldn't believe them if they did because it'd probably just be you falseflagging yet again. most people are indifferent because they're indifferent, not because they have been le oppressed and browbeaten by a depiction of a lady in a gas mask
Can you cheese the 1million damage achievement for demo and pyro with the bugged saxton map?
>>498462829probably not, the contract point gain is a different thing entirely from the achievement point gain
>had an epic pumpkin spell frag clip but can't post it because I had porn overlayed with the new steam feature
>>498463119you can always post a link to the webm on /gif/
>>498463119Post it anyway. /gif/ exists
>>498463375i was one of the few people to start posting on 4chan after turning 18, and didn't know about fempyro until then
>>498463375>b-but fempyro saved meno bro porn addiction ruined your life
You are a cheeseburger recently, didn't you.Great, now eighty five trillionty billion gallons of water will magically appear and cover the entire landmass of the planet and everyone will die.Except for Gabe, of course, because he has his bunker in nz. So surely we'll get real updates for tf2 again after everyone is dead. Right?
>>498463375you know that concept is fake right
>>498464238the water isnt a problem, the map will just reset
>>498463375ah yes just like how i grew up playing tf2 and quickscope dome people wearing red on sight (i'm a sniper main)and how i read percy jackson in middle school and recanted christianity for greek godsand how i played pokemon in elementary school and now regularly torture my pets
>>498464370Damn, I forgot about match time out.Updates never. :(
>counterargument vs ad hominemguess i win unless you can post a sufficiently smug miss pauling
hellstone is hell, never again will i play that mapfuck contracts forcing me to do it
>>498463375bro shut the fuck up, you've literally been ranting for the past SIX HOURS because of two fempyro images that aren't even NSFWthere is at this point a ratio of 100 posts complaining about "porn" for every 1 fempyro post because you're too stupid to use either of these fucking buttonsyou're literally more obsessed and mentally ill than the people you're complaining aboutin shorthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_V20uOSkPs
>>498466270see you next year
I miss Miss Konata
>>498466543bro thought he cooked when he told u to shut the fuck up withh le b4nny video. i bet its that same other faggot who cries about demofloyd when in reality i think ive seen him whine more about demofloyd than the actual demofloyd has been posted
>>498466543here it is as a gif since you didn't get the fucking point
>>498466751got him sister, lets go jerk off now
the b4nny clip is like the "guy standing up in court room" painting of this general, everyone who uses it thinks they are him
>>498464238>nz bunker>submarine companyis gabe unironically preparing for noahs flood part 2: electric boogaloo?
>>498466897im him
>>498467108it was like 2014, they never added anything else to them after
>>498467108https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Halloween_Packagethe possible items haven't changed since scream fortress 2014
Anyone else unable to get the Blazehattan contract? I can activate it but it wonโt show in my HUD and any points I get donโt contribute to itNo issue with any of the other contracts
>>498466583read a book
nutting inside fempyro
>>498467673the point of no return was a long time ago, anyone who expected anything significant after jungle inferno was a fool
>>498467873>renderslop
>>498467642literally everypony cannot do it its bugged wait until team fortress 2 - update queued and then see if it changes
>>498467873>renderKINO
>>498467873I'M GONNA NUT TO FEMPYRO AGAINNN
*random crit sound effect*
>>498467873the appeal is nutting outside fempyrogrinding on her big slippery latex booty
apparently I had an old deleted post screencapped from a different board for some reasonanywayhttps://youtu.be/qbCFMn7NDWs
mods = gods
>>498466448where did she go
>>498438846>>498440564b4nny?
i'd do more fempyro stuff if i didn't have to preload maps before playing one game
>>498469038she's right behind this image of heavy
>>498469345it only takes an extra 15 seconds or so for it to load for me and it only has to do it once per opening the gamebut yeah it sucks that they removed mods from casual so it has to be that way
>>498469425heavy weapons gyatt
>>498469438if workshop people actually cared about stuff they'd bug eric to add it back in
Which class attracts the most people who are racist and which class attracts people who are the most racist?
most racist: solider playersleast racist: demo players
>>498469761>Which class attracts the most people who are racistsoldier>which class attracts people who are the most racist?engineer
>>498469761pyropyro
>>498469576it's part of the MYM pseudo competitive package which they don't seem to want to go back on, so I don't think they could get eric to undo it because it would mean acknowledging at least part of MYM was bad
>>498468998finally we can jerk off and enjoy our estradiol in peace...
I have a konata folder because of /tf2g/ and I don't even post konata outside of these threads
>>498469761demo is either the first or the second and we use demo as cover for why we could not possibly be racist as we go pick up our dry-cleaned klan robes
the lollichop licker were renamed to the lolichop licker in honor of konata
>>498469761scout, soldier, demo, medicheavy, spy
>>498469909they did it in the past and undid it so its not like they're against changing things in retrospect but yeah probably because they're uber comp mode still
>>498470214idk, all it took was one retard to complain on their github that the vscript bypass could *maybe* let you see invisible spies and they patched part of it immediately
>>498469484https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dU24YtMU0I
If spy can trickstab and facestab people then pyro has every right to remove sappersSimple as
>>498470538and he can! pyros just dont because they're busy being closeted scout/soldier mains who want that wm1 out in case they beef
>spy's backstab radius changes to that of the backburner/holiday punchbut>ambassador nerf gets revertedWould you press the button?
give the backburner the ability to facestab people
>>498470856in a heartbeat, melee classes r played for lack of aim and no other reason
>>498470426deserves a saxxy award
>>498470856isn't it already that radius? the "back" check I think is the same for all
If I just want to have wm1 fun, should I use the flare gun for range or a shotgun to mop up after the flamethrower as my secondary?
>>498470959nope, backstabs have a 180 degree range while the holiday punch and backburner have a 90 degree range
gonna go have a pee break and fill my water bottles (with water) and then i will grind contracts with the rest of my night
>>498470974use the scattergun and play hyperaggressive scoutit works surprisingly well since people that you kill often drop crumpkins which enables you to tear through half the team after getting 1-2 kills
You know the janny troon had a personal mental breakdown over those anons that got banned.It's how it always is on /vg/ lmao. Especially when it's about trans folx. Most other offtopic is fine for some reason but the trans shit really hits a nerve.>>498468785 unmedicated post>>498468923I can perfectly envision you basedfacing in your gaming chair over this.I just find it funny how you think it matters whether those posts got deleted or not when you were clearly already btfo and still butthurt....like you will clearly never stop seething inside even when you have your "victory", which is funny, because deep down i think you kind of get why its pathetic how you are.
why does this game attract so much mental illness?
>>498471982>>498444097this you?https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198127335327
>>498472131American game
>>498470426sovl
>>498470856what's the difference in the back hitboxes?>>498470885>implying it doesn't already
>>498470856absolutely. ambassador was the only thing spy players had going for them that required any skill. i wiped them off my boots back then and i'd continue to do so after it got reverted
is it just me or is the outburst contract bugged
>>498470426>>498469484>>498469425>>498469038>>498466448This entire thing was nauseating to look at
>>498473350it is but in a good way and you will shortly discover that the contract ahead of it is bugged in a bad way
>>498473428ok
>>498473447uhh what do you mean
>>498473509the blazehattan one is impossible, it just doesnt work
weapon reskins were and always will be better than weapon skins
>>498473589not like that map is worth playing anyway lol
>>498474230it is worth exactly one (1) hat that could be a magical mercenary so we will still play itoverall this years batch has been above average, i'll add circus and toxic to the maps i play for fun after contracts are done
>>498474384>circus and toxic the experience and look feels almost identical to a bunch of other maps
>>498473428bro can't handle tf2g culture
>>498475028toxic rhymes with laughter in that it has a hell thats available at mid and gives crits and also has a good vertical game to jump around in and I love laughtercircus is a lot like nucleus which is a map I play all year and the cap part is interesting and i like the big jump through the ringalso helps that neither have bosses
>>498473428please read and learn from tf2g's Guide to Heavy (linked in the OP) before posting in this general again
>>498471982I think most people already know porn is bad for you, it's just a handful of very vocal people who throw a hissy fit over. Honestly don't bother trying to open some peoples eyes, if they don't think they need or want help they probably won't do much about it. In my dozen + years of playing TF2 i've maybe witnessed a handful of people overcome destructive vice, the majority just go deeper and end up losing themselves (becoming full blown furries, trannies, etc)
>queue>get silently removed from queue while tabbed outoh boy its one-a those nights eh
This thread needs more FemPyro ass
>>498475943Ask and ye shall receive
>>498475943Shouldn't you be out doing your contracts
>>498476072Thanks, anon. I need more "material" while my queue drags on>>498476164I would if I could
>>498476245>I would if I couldAre queue times absolutely horrid? I've been able to play the last two hours but I hear some others are having long ass wait times
>>498475943gay tranny meme THOUGH
>>498476396??? Kumatora is a real woman and a good character. please don't post shitty bait
>>498476245Understandable.>>498476396Kumatora is based and I won't hear otherwise
>>498476365I been gone a good 10 minues and this shit is still queueing. This has been the third day in a row for me.
>>498476586That ass will be what gets me through these waits. Bless you.
what does the space diver look like on fempyro
now this is the tf2g I rember
>finally get a tradable war paint case and hat case>they're already worthlessnooooo
>>498477476it is for this reason that I despise tradebot hoster faggots who overload the steam market with their hundreds if not thousands of idle accounts all trying to sell at the same time
>>498478157i think its because this year's case had nice items but they weren't really appealing to anyone so it dropped off fast. most items in the case are already down to like $0.10
my wife dotsy...
>>498478745Literally who
>>498477340I don't own that one and it doesn't have a store preview otherwise I'd check for you
>>498478157ok zestybot problem part 2 when
ATTENTION GAMER you have randomly been chosen to be this rounds fat kid please try to kill enemy gun gamers with your pathetic bare hands you have 30 seconds to avoid being humiliated
>>498479335he's working on a 3 hour long meet your match TRVTHNVKE right now
>>498479335Literally who
I didn't get a hat drop but I got a name tag so that's a cool 60 cents in my pocket
>>498429775The only people who bitch about Ryan are very specific people in the Emporium. How interesting that this individual uses 4chan as his personal army...
>>498475943Based trans porn addicted, someone post some gigachad memes I don't have any
just did a graveyard contract speedrun all i did was play pootis and get healed a bit and i finished in like 4 rounds
>>498482298sure schizo-kun, I'm sure the only people who are tired of ICS are also emporium members too
Grown men, gooning to fempyro and child characters!? While queing up for some tf2 what the sigma, that's based af...
GRRRRRR CASUAL IS TAKING SO FUCKING LONG I CANT STAND IT
>>498483268Rub one out sister
>>498483092average trannoid behavior
I could use more FemPyro ass, sure
>>498484154average trannoid behavior
>mr.firefox figured out how to reset his router
>>498484154as per your request m'lord
>>498484154Bro depleting himself to own the chuds
>>498485543You're the best
>>498416558I think it's funny dobeit
>>498485543imagine the facesitting
Based alert, the prude chuds have been owned by the gigachad tranny gooners again...
look at your contract... do you notice something HORRIFYING!? it is NOT NOTARIZED! merasmus is giving you this prize PROVISIONALLY and he will see you in COURT!! AWOOOOOOOOOO
does anyone else think this scream fortress is the worst yet? not in terms of content alone but just the overall feel of it.something about it is really off. the queue times are abysmal, there's way too many maps, everyone seems to be grinding contracts without even having fun.has anyone else felt this? this year around doesnt feel nearly as comfy as the ones before. i can tell that almost every player i come across are just playing shit maps purely for the pumpkin and are praying to god that they can stop as soon as possible.
>>498478745IM FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW WTF FUCKKKKKKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_ZOV28n7Rw&tAlso fuck off she's mine
>>498489146some off these maps make me want to kmsthe only ones i like are the killing boss ones
>>498489146uh no there are no botsi just have bad internet if i wasnt literally homeless rn you bet every match would make me cum
>>498489146>Bots get genocided so now there are more normies playing instead of the hardcore "it's ok if 30% of my playtime is dealing with bots" fans>Casual gameplay has more clueless retards as a resultThat's all there is to it
hewwo id like one match on farmageddon or slime or devastation or ghoul pit or pit of death please
>>498490795Best i can do is mannsylvania
>>498490934i just got out of mannsylvania it took two rounds
>for someone who has lived but one lifetime, you're pretty good at this!thank you merasmus
I like Darkmarsh. A shockingly not dogshit event map.
>>498489146yeah I'm getting the same vibe>>498490071if feels as if there are more returning pubstompers than there are clueless retards
i only have 9 more maps to go bros im feeling it
yknow maybe tf2 is closed for the night actually and im not gonna find a devastation, slime, helltrain or farmageddon at 4:34 am on a school nightit was good though i got 9 contracts done i'll just clean up tomorrow
>>498495263I'm convinced Devastation doesn't work or some shit because I've been queing for ZI for days now and have never once gotten into a match on it.
did they remove the hp bar for the horseman? or is that only on certain maps
>>498495885depends the map i thinkalso how easy is it to get the kill on the horseman these daysdo you require the exact last hit?
>>498495885did you just slide in from the berenstein bears dimension? HHH never had a health bar, you always just had to follow him around and shoot at him and hope he dies to get your proc
>>498496116hmm guess i was thinking of monoculus
Do (you) open all your Halloween pumpkins at the end of the month on the actual spooky day or do you pop them the moment they drop?
I feel like I might genuinely be too low IQ for Freaky FairWhat the fuck is this map?
>>498496213When I've done all the contracts
>>498496213somewhere in the middle, opening all of the days prizes at the end of each fragging day which is usually batches of 8-11
I hate monster bash with every bit of my being, it's actually unreal how much I despise that map.
>>498496278It's 3CP with MvM upgrades.>>498496420So is this going to be a threadly thing now?
NEW NVKE:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmbIQYl-yKQ
>>498498717
>>498496278nah i hate it tooupgrades are kinda fun tho
i dont know who that is but i will not be pokemon going to the polls
roite, queued for casual, time to take a nap
queued for casual, time to cook soup
>>498495971no you just need to have hit him recent to his death>>498498717>wil wheatonsay no more
has queueing been fixed or is it still fucked?
First time ever seeing this, i was just idle cause i needed to take off the soup from stove...
I can't see the Scottish resistance stickies through walls. Is there an option to enable it?
>>498502350Nevermind, I enabled it by enabling glow effects in advanced settings.
>>498498717>gamers for Harris Blutarch (or should I say Blutard) really gives off desperate vibes, Redmon has this in the bag
>>498392967When I was in my sniper maining phase it wasn't that hard to pull off. He's one of the most satisfying classes to play but I settled for engineer cause he's comfier and shotguns are overall cooler.>>498405910WOOOOWIE MAKIN BACON>>498408490Knew a guy back in like 2016 who started off with fempyro mods and now he's a full-time tranny lesbian (man who plays dress up). Good thing we separated ways before I had to witness him losing his mind.>>498430114Good, no girl should tolerate that kind of shit. Thank her for healing your mind and what's left of your dignity.>>498469858Relatable, I tase inferior demofucks an toddliers with short circuit.
i upgraded my pc and tf2 loads twice as fast now but i ported all my storage drives over. what does tf2 like?
>>498507372>now he's a full-time tranny lesbianthe fall of humanity
>enemy topscorer soldier saying stuff>"these pyros are so shit">our top 3 are pyros me included and we won twice a rowmad cause counterclassed? lmao, pathetic
>>498489146No, last years scream fortress was fucking horrible and ruined my sanity.>que for 5 mins>bots>leave>que for 5 mins>discord troon cheater 6 man shitstomp>leave>que for another 5 mins>join game>YOU FAILED>sent to map vote>leave>que for another 5 mins>decent game>bots join midway through>server clears>leave>que for yet another 5 mins>zombie infection>no bots but the game mode is broken and fucking sucksNever have I had a worse time playing tf2.This scream fortress just has obnoxiously long que times, which sucks, but is far more bareable than the shitshow last year was.
I forgot how much spookeyridge sucks, this contract might actually be worse than graveyard
I've been playing zombie infection for over 2 hours for the contracts and I'm not even half-way done. This is one of this shittiest things ever added to the game.
played 5 minutes of 300 ping trade_plaza with 6 f2ps in it and felt more comfy in those 5 minutes than ive ever felt in the past month
>>498489146yeah, it's just a "it's done." ending feeling the previous years always had something dangling (valves promises to fix the bots, hype for potential fun stuff with vscript, "hey the community made new spells maybe those will return", "when valve is done with x (hl alyx, steamdeck, cs2, neon prime, etc) they will come back bro" etc), but we have now seen valve has no interest in tf2 and there is nothing left, it's really just this loop of new maps and hats until eric retires (the community/eric didn't even bother making the update centered around a new gamemode like they did last year with zombie infection)
>>498514139this is it. the sudden awareness that this is all we are going to get in an endless loop.
I like Freaky Fair's gimmick but hate the mapI wish there were alt versions of existing maps that could get MvM upgrades enabled
>>498514139https://youtu.be/v2AKozDYwO0?&t=30>Priest: Eric Smith>Prayer: yearly smissmas case>Frank: the tf2 community
since when could you wear the same cosmetic twice?
freaky fair is so fucking good for demoknights and spiesjust mega resistancemaxx + speedmaxx and run everyone over with kunai or zatoichi
>>498507908Some people don't want help. Even if you'd try helping him then he would see it as an attack. Blame his father for failing to properly raise his son.
>>498511000you still run into 2-3/5 issues
>join game that's already half played>activate my contract>don't get it done>failed to connect: server shutting down>now I have to queue for half an hour for one map
>>498498717>hates gamers doing political causes for a democrat thing (stop killing games)>is a gamer doing political causes for a democrat (kamala harris)
>>498479035you can check by finding it in the steam marketplace and choosing 'inspect in game'
>>498512662spookyridge is fine after the first cap but graveyard will always suck.
>>498512996just win with humans bro
i hate ghost fort so much its unreal
MERASMUS (LEVEL 5) HAS APPEARED!
>play erebus>the chat is just people complaining about the map and contracts the whole way through
erebus has some of the worst choke points in the entire game on the second stage
>>498522848>the people who complain in chat about him respawning frequently also dumps a ton of damage on him
>>498523757you can either damage him or you can try and set up a sentry on one of the high points he knocks you to (or wait patiently to bomb engies that do that)
>>498336525>Spend 4 hours Queueing for 1 fucking mapCan we abolish matchmaking or bring back Valve servers on the browser?
>>498525670genuinely would make things so much easier if contracts worked on custom servers
>>498525747Oh, did i ever told you i'm STILL FUCKING QUEUEING?!
>Already getting up to 3 dupesWhat are the chances of this happening? This is my first Scream Fortress for fuck sake
>>498526907It happens. If you get another dupe then take the other ones and transmute them into a new cosmetic.
>>498526907same. there must be hundreds of halloween cosmetics, why am i getting dupes of lizardman pyro pieces and hooved scunt feet
>kill multiple enemies>not even one drops a pumpkin >get killed >drop a pumpkin every time How does this shit even work
>>498527037what's transmute and how do i do it?
if item descriptions are canon then somehow con air came out in the 70s because of the carl's description
>Pootis bird hatNow this is a based drop and I don't even play heavy
>>498528283Transmutes take 3 items and turn them into a random Halloween cosmetic. You can do it by right clicking on your Halloween Gargoyle in your inventory. I'd say only to use the duplicate Halloween items for it even though you can use others. The items are untradable and unmarketable, so just keep that in mind.
>>498528283>>498528524Just buy a bunch of 5 cent items and you can transmute as much as you want.
>>498528627The only cheap tool items are the Giftapult and Transfer Tool but neither of those work with Transmutes.
>>498528627retarded advice, if your luck is that bad with halloween packages and you're that impatient then you'd be better off buying a tradable version of whatever you want than wasting a few dozen bucks on a small chance of getting an item that you can't sell>>498528914craft hats work
>>498529235I'd just rather not turn a bunch of craft hats into untradable halloween ones.
>>498528191random crit kills drop a pumpkin 100% of the time
>>498528524Oh that gargoyle thing, I thought that thing is useless
>>498507372Great friend of mind went down the path of first hating furries, now he's homoglobo, and became a xer/she... Kind of disappointed but not surprised
God-tier Halloween loot>Chicken Kiev>Medimedes >Hundkopf>Freedom Feathers>Megical Mercenary>Mann-Bird of Aberdeen>Second Opinion>Mr. Mundee's Wild Ride>Beep Man>Sir Shootsalot>Forgotten King's Restless Head>Larval LidDid I miss anything?
>>498532383voodoo souls2011 costumespaper masks
>join helltower>suddenly contract brokefuck my life brooo
>>498529796Yeah that's why I said the guy's idea was retarded
>>498532383Horrific Head of Hare, it's so creepy I like it
>>498532383>Chicken Kiev>Medimedes>Hundkopf>Freedom Feathers>Megical MercenaryI like how I already have the first half of these
>>498532383>face plante>head hunter>voodo-cursed souls>supernatural stalker>lollichop licker>grand duchess tiara/wings/tutu>kritz or treat canteen>haunted hatalso most of the non-halloween exclusive loot:>spooky sleeves>bonedolier>exorcizor>bat outta hell>crone's dome>executioner>rump-o'-lantern
>>498533956>lollichop lickergay
>>498534050see>>498419430>>498422831
vscript was a mistake
>>498534254Okay fair enough, might do this if I actually get these
do i unpack the halloween package or do i save it for next year?i already unopened like 10 of them...
>>498535458they have a expiration date so you better unpack them
>>498535458i meant openedwell anyways, i might start not opening them if it means a higher chance to get a better cosmetic next year
>>498535458There's literally no reason to let them rot there
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx8JztXth18HOLY SHIT THAT OPENING
>>498535589ok ok then it was a good idea, i forgot about that, i automatically open them up because shiny new thing must be opened
>>498535458there is no reason not to open them as soon as you get them while waiting to queue for another match, they literally haven't changed the contents in a decade>>498535589>>498535779see picrel
>>498535936Well i still have like 40+ maps to go so i dont need to worry about not making enough halloween packages, i dont really hope for a kiev or anything anyways but if it doesnt expire then i might just let it rot in the inventory
there should be 4 folders>scream fortress (31 or so neutral contracts that can be done on any map, collect souls, crumpkins and pumpkin bomb kills, maybe something else for PD, crasher etc.)>scream fortress current year (all the new maps like scream fortress 5 is this year)>official maps>bosseshire me eric
So I have to do this contract insanity all over again next year? Gimme a break.
i might not be alive for the next halloween...
1 or 2? Also any ideas for a 3rd cosmetic? Preferably a torso cosmetic
>>4985379522 for the Village People or gay man aesthetic, and honestly no beard looks better than 1Fancy Dress Uniform and some random badge would look nice
>>498537672me too, sister... I thought i'd be happier after the transition too...
>>498537672cancer?also can i have your hats before you die?
>>4985379522, go full gay
>>498537952im not gay, butt two does look better
>>4985379522 looks better
>>498538927no i meant like...i got actual depression and not some made up thing, i already had 4 accidents so next one might be my last but whatever>>498538971no
>>498537952
>>498539653ok and? nobody on here actually gives a fuck. get over yourself and get over it yourself or actually fucking do it instead of half-assing like a pussy. either way stop baiting for sympathy
>>498539653my life has only gotten worse too... i'm thinking about quitting porn to stop my own depression...
>>498540025>>498540091ok
>>498540025favourite class?
>>498539653>actual depression and not some made up thing
this is why none of you guys get pussy in life
>>498540527I don't get pussy because I know zero women and never try to meet new people. /tf2g/ goings-on have nothing to do with that not directly anyway
>>498540527but anon i have your moms pussy right here with me.......
New>>498540774>>498540774>>498540774
>>498540415scouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOjvJrSsAWs
>>498539653>actual depressionLmao pussy grow up or an hero right now
>>498540643>I don't get pussy because I know zero womenself explainatory homo>>498540710lucky for me she's been dead for almost 2 years so your statement is shit
>>498540915i uhhhhh, dug her up
>>498540885>or an hero right nowa what?>>498540451funny haha i laughthanks for (you)s retarded monkeys, just shows how guillible you all are
>>498540915>explainatoryWhen did this general get so "sub-grade-school reading level"?
>>498540980would
>>498541350oh sorry i added an iretard
>>498539653please reach out for help. therapy is good.
>>498556583ok gay fag
