More commonly known as Moron Containment General. Keep your eceleb shittery in your hole, faggots.► 1. WELCOMEWe discuss Minecraft news, projects, build ideas, smps, mods, etc.Share server stories and keep the screenshots coming, we want to see builds!► 2. NEWS>Leaked 1.22 update "Bundles of Bravery"https://gamerant.com/minecraft-new-mob-biome-update-leak/► 3. USEFUL LINKS>Fuck Microsoft, play cracked Minecraft with these launchers:https://polymc.orghttps://github.com/fn2006/PollyMC>Mods that you will need 100% of the time:https://modrinth.com/mod/no-chat-reports (removes telemetry and chat reporting)https://modrinth.com/mod/sodium (optimizes (replaces) render engine)https://modrinth.com/mod/lithium (optimizes various game mechanics)>Classic skin textures for offline nigger:https://arweave.net/-ESwheeDiXbTpmFBqIhAb9ZtOqZoDRuYxY9WoOOv_nQ/[MC]%20Classic%20Skins.zip>New and improved Minecraft Wiki:https://minecraft.wiki>Seed generator and biome/structure locator:https://www.chunkbase.com>1.7.10 server authentication option (Got shafted by M$? You can still [multi]play!)https://github.com/lubinacourec/SeamlessAuth>Ideas, Albums, Resources & Inspirationhttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1UzkwnETunaxg6OomfyJ8X_TAQG4ruX51?usp=sharinghttps://imgur.com/a/JPif9https://imgur.com/a/2fz8MBt>Servers (Advertise them there, not here)>don't advertise mc.chimpout.club:25630 here either!>>>/vm/minecraft>FAQs:https://pastebin.com/n42iBCWu https://pastebin.com/xigRFjcK https://pastebin.com/YedwJKFUEscaped his handler: >>497991134
Etho :)
IT'S OUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD8bR_FqtdU
screenshot of my previous world. I still have the file but I wanted to go through progression again.
Some people mine and others craft.
"That means something else nowadays, and it's a very good thing that I enjoy quiet a lot!" - Etho
>quietESL's should be banned from 4chan
>>498297374defiantly
>>498289176and others build
what do I build if I'm creatively bankrupt?
>>498307415Copy as many other builds as you possibly can until you start to learn how things work or until a creative switch flips in your brain and you start thinking things like "huh, maybe if i swap this around instead of copying it 1:1 it might look good..."
>>498307415 Pick a theme and make everything you would build normally (utility shit, farms etc) all in that theme.
>>498307415Compare the top image to the bottom. All I did was delete 1 and 2 high blocks.
>>498311754Compare this messy slope now transformed into an orderly tiered space.
Do rabbits have a trust system? Wiki says nothing but this guy's been in my basement for so long he's stopped running away when I'm working down there.
It's kind of crazy that vtuber faces are super public less than a year after their debut even though their income depends on people not knowing they're ugly irl, meanwhile Etho has kept his face (almost) secret for over a decade even though showing his face wouldn't hurt his income.
>>498314524They don't but rabbits haver janky AI pathing so it's probably stuck or can't find a reasonable block or elevated space to get away from you so just sits around waiting for that moment
>>498315758It's not about income with vtubers, most of them are cuties.It's about privacy (avoiding stalking incidents) and comfort (not having to put on make up, not having to clean up your room, being able to stream while half-naked).Many vtubers stay secret for years / forever and even if their photos are out, it's 5-10 years old stuff from back when they weren't vtubers.
>>498316541Unfortunate. I figured he had developed Stockholm Syndrome or something.
>>498319210The classic privacy increasing move of posting your face online.
>>498319980Those who do it themselves aren't vtubers but generic ewhores who jumped on a fad without understanding it.
>>498322720Your favorite vtuber gets paid to make people horny, bro. And she has a secret boyfriend.
>>498323219Kek keep seething.
has anybody tried using a flying machine to make bridges across oceans? i've seen a few designs that make bridges in the air by dispensing both lava and water, but those typically end up being big enough projects to not really save effort in a survival world and are more just a novelty. I figure one that only needs to dispense lava could be pretty simple but i still only really know minecraft's surface level mechanics.
How would you fix Enchanting?
>start a survival server with some friends>none of us have played minecraft in years>first days are a blast>farming, ranching, cave spelunking, exploring, scrounging for iron>have a nice little field where everyone decorates their own cabin>have a forge, a tower for enchanting/brewing, a horse stable, etc>eventually one guy starts looking up redstone shit and other machinery>others join in>build automated xp/meat/iron/gold farms>crop harvesting becomes automatic>immense network of strip mining tunnels underneath every part of spawn>start doing villager eugenics shit>cozy cabin field becomes a giant soulless stone compound where all crafting stations are clumped together for efficiency>"hey anon can you give us operator permissions so we can make diamonds and teleport around to the biomes we need to go to"I know it's more or less the inevitable outcome of the game but I wish it took longer to get to that point.
>>498332458Be glad they didn't drop the game after a week.
So is there a reason Minecraft is updated so slowly/poorly with no clue what direction to head in? Is it mostly Microsoft's fault? Or is it mostly Mojang and Jeb's fault?
>>498335353If you had a game that made a gorillion dollars a year every year for the last fifteen years, would you want to risk making too many changes too fast?
>>498335353Why would you update the game fast? Do you want to run out of things to add and have people drop the game? Do you want to risk alienating majority of your playerbase which can't keep up with sudden changes? Do you want to add things for free instead of putting them up on marketplace?
>>498329215Make bottles of enchanting craftable.
>>498329215It would take an overhaul.I think they need to lean into exploration and focus more on the enchanting table rather than anvil.I would do that by making enchantment books only available as loot, but they would be reusable to make up for that. They would be used in the enchantment table rather than the anvil. You would put up to three books into the table (the same way you put books into the new bookshelves) and it would apply those enchantments to whatever you enchant, in addition to the random enchantments. It would be like enchanting a tool now then applying the three books on an anvil.Some other changes that would go with it:>The anvil could be used for combining books and tools, and repairing tools.>Mending and unbreaking would be incompatible with each other. (I would remove mending but it's too late for that)>The distribution of books as loot would have to be redone to balance the new system.>Enchanted books show the name of the enchantment when selected in the players hand, rather than "Enchanted Book">The enchanting table would be reworked to not use a GUI.
>>498342384>>The anvil could be used for combining books and tools, and repairing tools. Sorry that was unclear. The anvil could be used for combining books. It could be used for combining tools. It could not be used for applying books to tools like it can now.
Anyone else excited about the new Life Series? I wonder what it'll be. I didn't love Secret Life quite as much, just felt a bit too unbalanced.
>>498347581excited? nolooking forward to? i guess, they're usually always interesting to watch and i agree that the secret life series sucked. even they didn't like it to the point a lot of them kept breaking the rules to keep it entertaining and had someone come in and write more "content driven" secrets. they always hype up the next series, impulse has been doing this a lot but won't drop any hintscan't think how they can change it up, forcing players to work together with people they usually wouldn't interact with is always good
>>498348719Yeah, I agree.A lot of the tasks were just awkward, anti-social (not good content), way too difficult, or too subjective. They also didn't quite figure out how to deal with people guessing tasks.That said, I think there were some pretty funny moments and I much prefer it to most hermitcraft stuff.
Can we share servers here? A friend of mine started a server and wouldn't mind some people from here on there.
>>498357050very liminalvery nostalgicvery spookyI like
>>498357662You should ask your friend if they want people like us there first, not the other way around. Share as much as you like but be prepared for the worst people imaginable to run rampant on your friends server
>>498365056Meh, what's the worst than can happen, pretty much just no cheating allowed, you can join on java or bedrockTo join with java join with this, has to be on 1.21.1:division-professor.gl.joinmc.linkTo join with bedrock:bring-contained.gl.at.ply.gg1804
>>498366556Wow at rule 3.
>>498366778Lmao, I don't really care, but it's not my server, I doubt anyone will actually ban anyone unless they do something crazy
>>498347581After Life - Normal hardcore except when you die you become an invisible ghost that can fuck with the living by doing ghost things and if you kill someone you come back to life with half health or something.
>>498329215other than anvil too expensive it's fine
>>498329215>Items have a fixed number of 'enchantment points'>more enchants and enchants scale higher>limitation of points but surplus of enchants means you must compromise or specialise>enchants that target specific playstyles (movement, damage reduction, damage increase, building)
I want to light the surrounding of my mansion but IDK how. I tried fence/chain/lanterns but I don't like the wood sticking out of my diorite.Something like Redstone Lamps looks nice and fits a sort of industrious/wealthy look of my building.
>>498372248froglights
>>498372439Forgot about blocksI like Glowstone better
>>498347581etho etho etho etho etho etho etho etho etho etho etho etho etho etho etho etho etho etho etho etho etho etho etho etho etho etho etho etho etho etho etho etho
how do you guys go about finding a nether fortress in survival? I have 2 portals in 2 different locations and I've only explored wandering eastward since I know it's easier finding them that way but no luck so far
TIL they removed the dirt floor from the big empty room at the middle of a mineshaft in 1.18 and I hate them for it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pD8bR_FqtdUFirst look at rebalanced frogger.
>>498377607ergo
>>498377607If he played the old ravager rush he would've gotten straight 0s. Noticed a few lucky runs where the whole map was open.
page 10 sage
When will mojang add a straight up furry mob to Minecraft? I don’t consider Piglins to be furry even though they’re technically anthro pigs, they’re orcs. I’m thinking along the lines of a cat/wolf/fox person
>>498389792
>>498377607>Etho ad in the post>Mumbo in the title>it's xBehhh
>>498377607why the fuck are they always turning when restarting and turning again when dropping down instead of just standing still and being correctly oriented?
>>498400278i thought the same. XB doesn't seem very grateful for the fans he is and more concerned with slurping up other hermits sloppy seconds.
>>498401187fans he has*
In Minecraft I always bring a fishing rod, and saplings when I go exploring.
In Minecraft oak is the apex tree of trees.
>>498401995What are saplings for?
>>498340425This would be a good use of sculk as an ingredient.
>toxic wasteI'm glad hermits are starting to see copper is ugly as hell.
>>498402421Replanting the trees that you murdered on the way.
Unpopular opinion but I want a new dimension that would focus more on modern styled building and I don't mean the dimension itself would be some futuristic world with sky scrapers and flying contraptions, I mean that the dimension itself gives players access to craft and build things from modern like materials such as steel, concrete (i know we have concrete in game but different variations) and plastics. Being able to make metal chests/ladders, metallic slabs, walls and stairs, same for concrete I dunno. I'm just tired of all my builds looking like they belong in the middle ages, all made from wood and stone. I understand the aesthetic minecraft has so putting all the resources and materials for this stuff in another dimension can help keep players away from that stuff if they think it's too modern
>>498414693This sounds like you're looking at a modpack. Minecraft is always gonna have a low-tech setting.
>>498406226Kek. They all use it coz it's new, but then there's only so many blocks that go with both teal and orange so the builds all look the same.
Would it be tacky if my 6-beacon was in the middle inside of my mansion? It'd have a beam coming out from the middle of the roof.Alternative look is to have 3-beacons on each side in front of the mansion wings, and have them situated inside a basic water fountain. I don't want to put it in front because it'd ruin my balcony view.
>>498426506I like the alternate option with the fountains, I wish they updated beacons so you could hide the beams. Could have been the perfect use for tinted glass
>>498414693Plastic sounds stupid but at the very least they could add more iron items like the bars and the chain
Getting back into Minecraft has cut back my weed consumption by at least half
EEFO'S LIVEhttps://www.twitch.tv/goodtimeswithscar
>>498400278xB's the reason we're getting a new ep of Tall Claims Court>>498401187He talks about his commenters in vids all the time and engages with their feedback. Meanwhile Skizz openly admits he doesn't read comments at all and relies on Impulse to summarize what people are saying for him.
Can I increase the world build limit height in a pre-existing world?
>>498366778it's ok to be a woman on vcraft.
Unrelated but fag story time: I kissed a guy I liked and he wants me to join his modded minecraft server, I'm very happy and hopefully I have a future with him, also I hate striders, we should've got obsidian boats that float on lava instead
>>498473734Don't worry, gregtech is on too early of a version for striders.
my godpage 9 in under an hour!block bros...
I'm anticipating the next update. When we finally get bundles I'm going to bundle SO much stuff.
I just lost my hardcore world bros...and it's all my fault too, died to fall damage in the nether while exploring a fortress, I got careless for just a second and then I got ded. Built myself a nice 2 story house on an island, had some crop and animal farms, dogs, snow golems, I even walled off a village and did plenty of other things. BUT NOW IT'S ALL GONE FOREVER!How do I cope with this immense loss? and no, I will not cheat, I have principles
if you don't like it, don't play it
>>498491603On the other hand, if you don't like it then maybe you should try harder to appreciate it so that you aquire the taste for it.
>>498391697
>>498494603Cub was the skulk guy in the Empires collab right? It's a funny theme and you could do a bunch with it, those crystals he made in his base were pretty nice
>>498494603Oh, is that guy ok.
>>498495293Scar? It's a miracle he's still alive.
>>498335353blame Microsoft. the last April Fools prank shows devs can pull off interesting shit if they aren't bound with bureaucracy bullshit.
Uh ohStinky
>>498495820More like bound by actually having to think game design through and not just throw shit together they think would be fun like a modder.
>>498499534>game design is when you add a bunch of disconnected and poorly thought-out features
holding a torch in your hand should give off light around you
>>498491603>>498492948But I have a taste for hardcore and I do like playing it. Still miffed about losing all muh progress tho.
>>498495643I can't believe scar is fucking dead
>>498473021comfy
>>498486430By doing it all over again, anonLook at the bright side, now you get to find the perfect spot for a base again
>>498449962Hi xB
I don't like how Etho has become something of a celebrity to other YouTubers recently, especially those who had no association with him beforehand. It strikes me as a grift from people who merely capitalise on current trends, rather than produce timeless videos like he does.
notch
>>498512683>timelessI've rewatched the Project Ozone so many times. I always think there should be an Etho rewatch stream, kind of like how /mlp/ has their anniversary streams that get spammed everywhere every October
>>498332458This is why I don't play on servers. Just like in real life people ruin everything with their endless thirst for more convenient consumption.
>>498366778Show tits or gtfo
Made a dark and EVIL minecraft build.Nobody can understand the true darkness inside of me
>>498510261>By doing it all over againYeah, it might be worth to give it a second try.
>>498512683The Etho obsession has to be some kind of positive feedback loop where a few people hype him up then other people who don't know anything about Etho start to hype him up too because other people do it and then it snowballs from there
>>498523364didn't know you were such an edgelord, gerg
>>498523364is this the vegas sphere?
>>498523606Etho must know some esoteric secret about the law of attraction or something. Very few people get this kind of treatment.
>>498505652It does if you use shaders.
>>498512683More like they always liked him but became more comfortable talking about their admiration after seeing other people do it and be fine.A lot of content creators were inspired by Etho to some extent, especially on Hermitcraft.
If you ever think you're an unorganized player just know that Mumbo, who plays this profesionally, still doesn't have a storage system after 8 months of playing
I've been playing since classic in early 2010 and not once have I made a>mob farm>item sorter>redstone contraption larger than a 2x2 piston door>villager trading hall
I like minecraft :)
Bdubs has finally learned of concrete wall...
>>498545729That is a disgusting build.
>>498545729The most overrated builder.
>>498545729the blockvomit here doesn't even look good in the thumbnail
>>498545729does anyone actually think this looks good or is it like an emperors new clothes situation?
>>498547243>is it like an emperors new clothes situation?That's every Bdubs build up close except that one tree, the forest and the cathedral he build on his singleplayer world.
i wonder what it's like for impulse building next to joel. impulse has been working on the same 3-4 buildings since the season began and joel drops a new giant super detailed skyscraper every time he makes a video
>>498548093I think he got used to it working with Pearl and Scar before.
>see /mcg/ discuss "hermitcraft" constantly>decide to finally look it up to see what the fuss is>picrel>soi-con 2k24>these are the people the zoomers in here worshipmy expectations were low but fucking hell
>>498549439forgot pic lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/ThirdLifeSMP/comments/1g4f5a9/final_life_series_update_everyone_has_changed/aw yeah it's happening
>>498550098Just 4 skins with any sort of personality2 of which haven't been changed in forever
>>498549439Holy fucking retard.>hear about YouTube let's play series which releases episodes regularly, mostly solo content with a bit of interaction>let's look up irl appearance of entire group at a special event unrelated to minecraftYou're easily in the top of most idiotic people who ever visited these threads.
>>498550098Oh wow Cleo went for this outfit. Unexpected.
>>498550098Smajor skin has the map flag. Why is Jimmy wearing a My Chemical Romance skin?>>498554914Its just Bdubs and Cleo with high effort skins. Pearls is literally just the generic girl skin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OiPSqRy908https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OiPSqRy908https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OiPSqRy908NEW
>>498566139Those are precisely the 2 I meant. Grian and Mumbo are great not because they're particularly well made but they have a lot of character, and it helps they have kept it the same for a good while
The next step is to subdivide the shallow side of the ocean into rectangular sections that can be drained by machines.
>>498548093What's crazy is how unproductive a bunch of people are, i want shit to watch but there's like only 3.5 people building anything. The comparison between people is massive. It's basically just Scar, Bdubs, Joel and maybe Gem. Then you've got impulse that built two buildings in 8 months. Bdubs built more in the cyberpunk town than Impulse and it isn't even Bdubs thing. I'm here calling people out, yeah i'll say it, Grian, Impulse, Zedaph, Keralis, False are slack!
>>498550098>reddit stole my idea from last season of stalking namemc for spoilers
>>498567353Just end it bro. You might not technically be dead, but this ain't living.
>>498567353What is the plan when it's all drained? I know you're making a base, but do you intend to keep it dry or let the ocean back in once the base is completed?
>>498568698No>>498568725The resulting perimeter will be kept partially dry, excluding a river I may or may not build, and the floor will be turned into a custom biome after being mined out to -64/-63. The very center will be kept bare so that I can get the most out of minecraft's build limit when making my tower.
>>498568037>GrianSaid from the start he's halfassing it this season to avoid burnout.>ImpulseStarted out deliberately slow because he said he got burnt out last season but recently realized he wasn't getting shit done and said he's working harder now.>ZedaphSeason concept was "How can I make literally everything as annoying and difficult as possible?" and, shockingly, burnt out almost immediately.>KeralisHe's always been in and out.>FalseDunno but hilarious how they spent the first month on that Demise thing with the amazing secret grand prize and then the winner never even used it.
>>498569145So it's a towerI'm looking forward to it. I am a patient man but draining an ocean is beyond my patience.Godspeed, anon
>>498569647Thank you, but a small correction: the center will be a tower.
>>498569373>hilarious how they spent the first month on that Demise thing with the amazing secret grand prize and then the winner never even used it.The prize would've only worked if someone like Grian got it. Someone who would want to make a big storyline with it. Otherwise if they just do it casually then they're competing with one other person on the server, and who would want to do that?
>>498277987what mods are you using anon?
>>498569373>>498570496I will never understand the appeal of Grian, I don't hate the guy at all but I just don't understand the fame and popularity. His voice is nice to listen to for a brit, but he's lazy, unimaginative, lacks creativity - everything he's took credit for was just a suggestion he had but perfected and brought to life by other people like the hermit permits, life series and guess the build. I think what I dislike most is how whenever he comes online or is seen on someone else's stream they react like Etho just came onto the server. Etho has good reason for being popular, I just don't see it with Grian at all
>Try to make some dwarf head as the entrance to my mine>It ends up looking like this. Could be worse I guess, before I gave him the helmet he looked like an upset math teacher
>>498578857swap the blocks for the skin/helmet
>>498347581Will Etho finally not get raped this time after spending months nolifing MCCI? Or will all his training lead end up being meaningless again.
>>498566425Make a minigame with the 'smashing yourself into a pot with an elytra' mechanic so when Tango does later you can say he ripped you off.https://youtu.be/gYImt1pAo14?si=TJB_1ty-8GVA5ikL&t=11350
>>498550098If etho's not in it im not giving anyone else's videos a single view
>>498577303>unimaginative, lacks creativityJust flat out not true.
grian and mumbo aren't absurdly talented at minecraft compared to say scar or tango, but they're both just living memes so it's hard to not enjoy their content.
>>498566425The fuck? He just copied scootball but worse? And how does this guy run a technical minecraft channel and not know that boat hitbox is desynced.>>498577303You should apply this post to this guy instead lmao >>498566425
>>498566425>Gerg face doxI was expecting a fat guy due to the pig skin not a twink
>>498549439you wouldn't frick gemmy?
>>498590620We knew he was 90 pounds from his creepy skeleton arm in the plushie ad but I wasn't prepared for the teeth.
>why isn't anyone clicking on my youtube video that i posted on /mcg/?>i know i'll falseflag claiming a face reveal in my video because people would probably want to know what i look likestill not watching your videos you british faggot
>>498593591FOOKIN SAY THAT TO MY FACE FAGGOT I'LL SMACK YER BOLLOCKS WITH THIS NON-FUNCTIONAL ANTIQUE WOODEN PISTOL AND THEN STAB YER EYES OUT WITH MY UNLOICENSED PLASTIC KNIFE.
How do I become a popular minecraft content creator?
>>498593591Can confirm. There's literally no face reveal. He just learns basic common knowledge about Minecraft boats and "invents" a "game".
>>498595118Sell your soul, dignity, or be in the IN club.
>>498577303He's a kid in an adult body.
>>498577303Grian is unironically one of the most intelligent and creative people on the server, it's just hard for midwits to perceive it because he applies it to goofing around instead of the usual nerd shit like big redstone machines.
I'm glad that I've got to the point where my teeth are being made fun of on 4chan. I don't know why people consistently think I am independently the cause of 1/2 the posts in this thread. I'm just banned from most other online discussion places because I'm not wholesome enough.
>>498597417Not even the real gerg. This whole thread is 0/10
How many hermits are on the spectrum?
>>498598968The autism spectrum? Only two or three.
>>498598968Mumbo, Gem, Xisuma
>>498549668>all whitebased! kill the N's & K's
>>498599883Name one black minecrafter with a good sized audience who can build and/or redstone on that level. When they wanted a 'diverse' member for the Life server they had to get a Roblox player.
>>498601252They can build hardened mud huts and their farms are just one big fence around the huts while the chickens and cows live among them
Is PollyMC safe I remember there being some controversy about malware or some shit like that a while ago. Also I want some mods that add more mobs any recs.
>>498602569>Polymc owner removes uppity troons from the project>troons lie about Polymc in retaliation and claim there's malware in it>troons make Polymc clone called Pollymc and try to convince everyone to switch even though there isn't and never was anything wrong with PolymcUse the single-L version
>AYO WELCOME BACK FROM THE COMMERCIAL FYI I JUST TOOK A MASSIVE SHIT IRL NOW LET'S GO BUILD A POTION SHOP
>>498578857I think it looks neat.>>498569742>the center will be a tower like dis?
>>498518332Must die
>>498518332is based.
How do I get back into Minceraft? I can't even get a single world going, before I even get wood.
Anons?? PLEASE??? ANONS????
>>498618619Game is not for you
>>498619894A year ago I was able to get an entire world going and play it for a bit. My builds and shit were hideous but I enjoyed it. I can't do that today. WHY??????????
>>498618619>>498620724You just have to feel it. I thought I was done with Minecraft, then two weeks ago I got a video on my youtube feed gushing over the beta 1.7.3 version. Something about it looked ultra comfy to me, so I loaded it up and have been doing nothing since. Maybe I'll get bored soon, maybe I won't. I've had fun either way.
>>498621070I hate how there's no FOV slider in beta verisons. Anything below 90 makes me sick.
>wow muh temple of nazarickFor more kino builds like this, check out anoncraft:IP: anoncraft.ccmap: map.anoncraft.cc
>>498602569All of PolyMC, Prism and PollyMC are safe but Prism makes you a troon supporter.Malware is in TLauncher.>>498603608Retarded faggot.Troons made Prism.PollyMC is separate from political bullshit of both PolyMC and Prism.
>>498624191I wasn't expecting to see this here. Cool server, highly recommend it, the world is a month old so there's plenty of shit to do.
>>498624191Cool build, but the texture pack ruins it. I want to see it in regular Minecraft graphics.
Thrite is a better MC youtuber than most hermitcraft members.
>>498624919PollyMc is a one-man-project with the last commit made almost a year ago, that only got popular because it had no DRM.But nowadays PolyMc doesn't have DRM either, and it has more than just one person maintaining it.There is no reason to switch, if you are already using PollyMc, it's just a launcher afterall.But if you do a fresh install, go with the one that is maintained.
>>498624919Dont call him retarded you'll hurt his feelings and he'll start calling you woke too.
>>498632586This is 4chan(nel), we don't call people woke, we call them trannies.page 9 sage
boomphttps://youtu.be/7pzxisuHtBY
>>498613254You'll see.
>>498289176I fight...
>>498637267No such thing as 4channel
pale garden suckscreaking sucks
To those that keep up is anyone new joining life series?
This Joel stream is pretty good
>>498665685Lizzie is so beautiful
>>498665685If I was a streamer I'd be the worst one that ever existed because I'd have chat permanently disabled. He goes the wrong way through the maze and the only thing people can spam are "NOOOOOO" and even retards saying "DONT GO BACK" no he has to go back, saying "don't go back" is going to make him go forward and full caps "nooo" doesn't do anything. Terminally online people need offing, they think they're speaking to him vocally. A person would respond to a loud "nooo" but it doesn't work in text format via chat. People with a brain would type "you're going backwards" or "go back to the room with the bed" but nope, just thousands of people spamming unintelligible garbage trying to help Joel but doing nothing but confusing him with being unable to type coherent messages in chat
What's so funny?
bump
>>498674157Don't laugh at disabilities.
>>498372248>>498372632>>498377941>>498426506ugly textures
im old and stupid how do i make an account?
>>498626556The objective truth has been spoken.
>>498718180even if you were young and smart you'd still have trouble, microsoft are retarded. you're better off searching elsewhere for clout chasers who'll guide you through the steps to make themselves seem like they're doing people a service
If I were to move my base from one to another place, what would you say are like the mandatory or more important mats to carry with me from this to that place?>Wood and saplings to start a new forest.>Iron>Coal (vegetal and mineral)>Bamboo and sugar cane to start farms>Dripstone for lava and mob farms>Potatoes for food.>Bone meal>Glass bottlesWhat am I missing?Not planning to destroy the old base or something, just want to try again to build a city in a new town instead of having start from zero.
>>498688894Minecraft in India
Etho
pale garden garden is cool but a tad overdonecreaking sucks
>>498747460You're posting in a thread that literally bans people for less, where the fuck do you think you are? I'd kill you irl for lava casting and griefing my server, get your underaged ass out of my general faggot
>>498750023oh no, the power is driving him mad
It's been years since I played mc and I'm just getting started in 1.21 with client-side survival mods for multiplayer.Already got banned once testing mods on a cracked server, I was fishing too fast. Let's see to what extent I can get away with it.
>>498744436Will miss the deadline for the first life series episode
>>498728687You don't need allatJust your tools and a boat
Here's how I'd solve the librarian trading issue, this can be applied to other villagersWhen a villager links to lectern, it also checks nearby blocks that will affect it's trades, so hypothetically if it sees a lectern and anvil it'll get mending in its trades, or if it sees a lectern and fish barrel it'll get trident related tradesThe trades can be moved up in the trade mastery but point is the system is now consistent and requires a new method of building that isn't just 1 block holes in the wallI think Mojang's biome idea for trades is fine but it just adds a grind for what are essentially necessary enchantments to play the game, all the other trades are OKAY but this would fix at least the librarian
>>498782431What if the book on the lectern can be changed instead of relying on a job block? Crafting a lectern will be the same but since the book is empty it will give the default trades for a librarian, however, if you craft certain books, like smithing books or trade it from some other villager, and exchange that book in the lectern via right click with your book then it'll have the librarian have a higher likelihood of having Mending as a trade or something.
>>498784067I like that idea, maybe the books could be also explain mechanics (i know minecraft is in every fucking language but it's microsoft's company they can pay $2 for an intern translator)
>>498766179He'll do it legit to make up for slacking on HCSX
im changing the textures of what was the white wood in my mod now that mojang are cucking me. how does picrel look? (my wood on bottom, pale oak on top). i could go darker but i dont want to by much since i dont want it to be too much of a departure from the original texturesinb4>/mmcg/fuck off
>>498795124maybe try a darker gray for the space between the planks on the darker wood
>>498795124Gonna give it you straight dude, that shit looks like cum. You do good work, you can find a better tone of white.
>>498796342mine is the bottom one anon. the white one is mojang
I dread the day I run out of ideas for houses for I'd hate to repeat myself. The pale wood will help me in the future, though
>>498796732Looking at this you already did
>>498796732youre already repeating yourself, just changing the palettes
>>498796732i like it anon
>>498796732if you want more woods just use my mod anon
>Overwatch: posts Kiriko’s toes>Minecraft:
The chad resource pack night vs the virgin vanilla "night"
i am once again asking for concrete and terracotta stairs, walls and slabs
>>498804697Uh that's hecking fatshaming and mocking big boned people, very problematic
>>498708387i like it
>>498804697>we changed two numbers in the mob rendering code now give us $5
>>498816746Ah fuck I forgot I said I'd do the /mcg/ grab bag mod. I'm not sure if you're bring rhetorical but I'll make them tomorrow anon just for you <3
>>498289176My last play through up to killing the ender dragon had zero mineing or crafting.
>>498823203How?
In this kind of setup, how do you get the insect people to stop turning all the crops into bonemeal?
https://youtu.be/iUOTHUNji3E?si=KQTu2-v2i6CRci37&t=420I regret to inform everyone that we may have yet another Mumbo+Hitler collab on our hands.
>>498804697this has got to be a joke...but I fear it isn'tlike for real, why are they putting their fetishes in the game now?
>>498837213why that villager a nigger tho?
>>498665993
>>498804697Minecraft needs official waifus. Bring back Rana.
>>498852913you don't have the WE WUZ KANGZ villager pack?
>>498859328Now that I know about it, I might use it.
>>498858725what is rana's personality like? id guess trad, innocent, a little ditzy
>>498848283you need another villager nearby who the farmer will throw the crops to but it needs a gap/hopper so that the crops don't get into the other villager's inventory
>>498804697overwatch catering to subhumans while minecraft caters to patrician thicc lovers, i don't see the problem
>>498869739more like patrician FAT lovers
>>498861000Cute and funny
>>498848283Will always be funny to me when Mojang does shit like cancel fireflies because frogs can’t eat them, meanwhile players commit human/animal rights violations on an industrial scale to avoid some horrendously tedious gameplay loop
>>498887482If killing animals for food wasn't something that hadn't been established the game early on, Nujang would have never allowed for it.
>>498888278>make goats not drop anything when killed even though goat meat is one of the most commonly eaten meats in the world>to get goat horns they have to ram into a block and drop them>in real life goats can’t drop their horns like this without massive head trauma, likely leading to death in the wildI really need Mojang to stop this retardation
>>498890716I don't mind them adding rare items goat horns that you can only get through obscure means. Goats not dropping meat is incredibly stupid, though.
>>498890716The goat in Minecraft is not the domestic goat, though.
>>498816746>>498819108as promised anonalso featuring borderless glass as its own item and meat blocks because those were the other two things anons requesting a while back. if anyone has anything else theyd like just say and ill see what i can do (no promises, and obviously stuff thats vanilla adjacent as opposed to /mmcg/-tier stuff), or i can just dump this on catbox now (will put it on modrinth too but their verification is slow as fuck)
>>498796859>>498796980I mean, I want everything to go together so there's bound to be some overlap. I've also so far refrained from making houses with bricks/stone/sandstone etc. I may come back to that decision because I have a couple hundred houses to make>>498797887Thanks anon
>>498902219>I mean, I want everything to go together so there's bound to be some overlap. I've also so far refrained from making houses with bricks/stone/sandstone etc.this is 100% the right approach. overlapping materials and setting a finite block palette for yourself is the best way to make an area feel cohesive. when have you ever walked round a town irl and no two buildings have looked at all alike?
pearlescent moon is so hot <3
>>498903103>pearlescent moonYou can do better.
I realized there wasn't any proper mob grinder design based on conduits on yt so I decided to make my own and while I was waiting for the barrels to fill up I did some decor on the building.It's inspired by the design of nether fortress turrets, I didn't add the fake fence windows to the bottom because breaking the blocks breaks the conduits or the water flows inside but maybe I will add another layer of bricks on the outside just to add those fake windows.
>>498907067>mob grinder design based on conduitshow does it work?
>>498907272The only issue with the grinder system is that there's too many mobs on the flats outside and the spawners aren't spawning as many as they did before. As always the spiders sometimes climb the walls but 99% of them still die.
>>498905962This monkey is more sexually appealing than her
>>498907392i was still confused upon seeing this so i looked it up and wow i didnt know conduits damaged mobsyour design looks cool
>>498907734The design is simple. There's 8 conduits in a 3x3 grid, the mobs fall in the middle on slaps covered in water and the hoppers below gather the items.To make the mobs fall in the middle I used the classic water method used in survival for wilderness spawners.The spawers inside are 8 always in a 3x3 grid. I had some issue with the water flows at start because I needed to place blocks to place spawners and somehow the blocks remotely affected the water flows, still fixed it in the end.
All turrets can be used, there's ladders inside.
>>498908156yeah i get you now. i just had no clue the mob damaging thing was a part of conduits functionality so i was lost as to how the mobs got hurt and what role the conduits played kek
>>498909427It's really useful, I could add another 3x3 grid of conduits underneath and double the dps but I'm just glad I managed to lay this down since I've been thinking about it for a while and the lack of yt videos kinda puzzled me.
>>498899680>block of rotten fleshjust like doom
>>498909908its not pictured but i did make one. it, raw beef, and raw pork are the three meat blocks
>>498909427By the way, if you wanna check it out in details here is the save file: https://files.catbox.moe/la0np5.7z
Damn I didn't even check how it looks without full bright on.Better than expected, still very basic blocks tho.
I just realized that to increase the gains from this grinder it might be better to build it at the sky limit and with reduced chunk loading distance so mobs outside don't spawn. In survival it can be tedious to find the spawners you want unless you're playing multi where you can buy them off the auction house, the alternative if you just wanna gather materials without using spawners is using nether portals and just farm pigmen drops, obviously better than what you get from overworld mobs.Still, if you can afford to buy or build conduits then you can afford to buy or find spawners as well and portals are huge, this design is nice because it's small and efficient.If you're going for pigmen then this is not recommended, the classic drop to death method is more feasible since you got lots of space to use.
Some time ago I saw an animated gif that shows how to make a nice looking staircase using slabs, it was colorful and simple. I'm trying to remember how the staircase was made but my memory is shit. Does anyone remember that gif? I think it was from 2 or 3 years ago. It was similar to this one but animated and mostly made of colored wool, the final slide was the completed tower.
Still the conduit anon here. While I was fiddling around with the farm and accidentally filled the middle with water, drowned zombies started to appear. I'm trying to reproduce the steps to see if it's possible to turn this into a trident farm but they keep dying just too fast.If all spawners were zombies it might just work. Since each conduit targets a different mob when there's more than one to target, increasing the quantity of zombies will make it possible for some of them to turn into drowned right before dying.
>>498896676mongolian goats aren't domestic goats and those guys are the ones getting eaten
>>498931462drowned that turned from zombies cant have tridents. they gotta spawn as drowned
This works. It's a bit of an overkill though, I'm sure some of these spawners aren't working properly due to the density of them, I forgot how they work. Might check the wiki later to improve efficiency. The light emitted by the conduits could be an issue.
>>498933527Really? damn I didn't know. What do turned zombies drop of value if not tridents? it might be still worth it.
>>498933752copper
>>498933876Not what I had in mind tbqh. I'm getting a stack of rotten flesh every 10 seconds but no other items yet. I closed the holes and the water flow is still pushing zombies towards the bottom of the pool turning them into drowned so the light issue is resolved and it should be better now but it's a shame for the tridents... how low is the chance of dropping copper anyway? it's running since I started writing this post and I got nothing other than a dozen stacks of rotten flesh.
>>498936035the reason you don't see conduit farms is because xp + certain drops only happen if it's a player killcopper/iron only drop with player kills
Haven't played MC in a good 5-6 years or so now. On the 2023 version, do enemy mobs still spawn at light level 7 or below now? Someone was telling me it changed to 0, but no idea where they're getting this info from.
>>498936596I was thinking about that possibility... I guess zombies aren't good for this. Chickens started spawning too and it's not good, I'll try with skeleton spawners and see what happens.I just noticed after covering the roof in zombie spawners except the middle block, zombies are only spawning in the middle. I assume there needs to be a X or Z open surface for spawners to work. Still interesting behavior though, I can make them spawn mobs exactly where I need them.
>>498936979It is 0 now, yes. It's common knowledge for people who follow updates. You can just check on minecraft.wiki if you don't trust that.
>>498907067I thought the conduit did bad damage and only targetted one guy at a time. In terms of damage output i assume its really low, even if you stacked them somehow
>>498836720Requires fully filled ender portal.He's lying.
>>498950064It does low damage, only 4 points per hit. Each conduit targets one mob, it doesn't look like 2 conduits can target the same mob most of the time, they do sometimes though depending on good timing. I'm slowly turning this grinder into just a base, I gotten rid of the flooded floor and made a comfy chamber out of it, I placed the spawners right in the middle since there was a lot of space. Obviously the spawn rate is lower since there's less spawners but they still spawn up to 5 mobs at any given time. I'm not prioritizing the grinder anymore but it can be still useful if you use skeleton spawners, they actually drop arrows and bones. Spiders only drop strings anymore, zombies only rotten flesh. Economically speaking, on any survival realm it would be more useful to use skeletons.
Why isn’t connected glass a vanilla feature yet? It’s the only way to make large windows not look like shit
Can't believe I spent all night on this. I forgot how I liked this game.
>.gif
>>498963002Doesn't look that bad. If you want to see the thing for yourself with your shaders or something else, here is the save file: https://files.catbox.moe/43ta0y.7z
really happy with how this one turned out, used an house in my neighborhood for inspiration
>>498971062
>>498971062>an 'ouse
>>498971062>>498971287I like it, I like the modern-esque builds in the back even more though
>>498973230if you're talking about the two big ones in the first pic, I can't take credit for them, I found them somewhere a few years ago and ripped them because they're neat, thanks though
>>498971062>>498971287what's the monthly rent on this? hope it's not over 500$ a month...
Calling it now -- Etho flakes out of the new Life series entirely
Vids drop today let's go
>>498994806what the fuck
>>498994806Pale garden spotted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRJA1EAhJMg
>>498994806Giantess Pearl...
Bouta be a hard month or two for the hermithater.
>Wild LifeEvery session some ''wild'' twist occurs>Lifes6. 6-3 are green, 3-1 buisness as usual>RosterEvery previous player with no newcomers. This is the first iteration of the life series with every former member participating, excluding Third Life.
Ofcourse the first thing that happens is Jimmy turning small again
Wildcards feel like the secret missions done right.
>the hermitcrap posting is starting againonly one way to scare off the e-celeb worshipping fags
>>498995786Holy shit this is unwatchable with all the lag. Great idea starting a server on a snapshot Grian.
>exciting new life series!>the gimmick is that you change sizes and it has no meaningful impact aside from 30 seconds of inconvenience when trying to shrink enough to fit through a gapgrian needs to be kicked off of youtube
>saw a video of Youtuber making their own structures>complete with traps (step on suspicious sand and the entire ground turns to lava)>meanwhile I can't even properly set up up Jigsaw blocksBros...
Hopefully we get some good porn out of this
The wild series sucks. With taskmaster I had an initiative to watch practically every perspective. Here I'm struggling to find reason to finish one. The only reason I watch in fact is I can't rant on 4chan for 15 minutes. Mind as well watch it meanwhile.Twist feel meaningless. Lag is terrible. In fact it feels to have bigger impact than wildcard
>>499007601K
I'm just not gonna texture.
why did bigb whitewash himself
I just want a waterworld seed!
>>499014370one biome world?
>>499014724The entire world in ocean but with a small island at spawn. Was thinking of making a flat world and cover it with water, maybe?
I was in such a rush to craft my first netherite armor piece that I confused netherite upgrade recipe with silence trim recipe and wasted a netherite ingot that took me half a day to obtain. I got an ugly ass diamond armor.
>>498937742Erm the water streams should be lower otherwise mobs block spawns.
>>498493057gimme the fucking sauce, NOW
>>499014370>>499015138Why do you need the entire world to be water? Wouldn't starting in a large ocean be enough?
>>499016620>Wouldn't starting in a large ocean be enough?Searched for that too, the maps are still made with enough noise that it shows land by the 800-1000 coordinates.Playing a premade/flat world disables achievements, so meh.Life is pain.
>>499016620Map of ideal world spawn.
>>499017365>>499017094you sure do love oceans a lot, anon
>>499015913Nah it was working just fine before I covered the entire ceiling with spawners. They can spawn as long as there's 2 blocks space underneath the spawner even if flooded to the brim, as long as one of the spawner's lateral faces is open.
>>499018271He's not the only one, I want something like that too but it being made up of multiple ocean biomes instead of just 1 so all deep variants and even frozen oceans. There's something comfy and a little challenging living in an ocean only biome world. I remember some anon posting screenshots of something similar a few years back and he built a little colony into a few icebergs which looked cozy as fuck but I don't remember how he got the world to be only oceans and this was after the world generation change on the most recent version at the time too
>>499017365Join the cult of worldedit. This looks like something it can do
>>499018271I just want a skyblock like place, man.>just play skyblockThing is you eventually run out of dirt in skyblock, also building the Rapture under water feels comfy. Along with behemoth monsters. Don't tell me you have thalassophobia
>>499018739>>499017365>>499019852Closest thing I can find is this, it's a data pack you load up when starting a new world. Dumps you in the middle of the ocean, it's a 1.20 version pack and I just checked it out. It has all ocean biomes, spawn ancient cities, trial chambers, mineshafts, strong holds, ocean monuments, shipwrecks and suchplanetminecraft.com/data-pack/oceans-only-survival/download/file/16254010/Doesn't have a starter island but that's part of the challenge you might be looking for, creating a starter island for yourself. I'm actually interested in playing on this myself
>>499020537Starting island would make it easier actually. Still bretty gud
>>499020636You can always start it up, switch to LAN mode, create a little starter island yourself in creative, switch back to survival, quit the game and jump back in to be all set
any prompts for a new skin? i've been wearing a hazmat suit for yonks and i want something different but can't decide
>>499026934huge breasts
>>499027235Wait not that kind of prompt?
>>499026934Ben Negro skinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6IfF5efFXk
ETHOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbpN8lZ-oa0
>>499027731based on his pve the mcci training might have actually helped. compared to previous seasons where he would constantly lose hearts to zombies.>>499027731
Mojang employee here, how can we add more sex appeal to Minecraft?
>>499045482Speaking of sex appeal, why did you make the Striders look like their assholes have been raped and gaped?
how can we still not craft saddles, manthere's no good reason for this other than "saddles were always rare it has to stay this way!!!!!"
>>499046017who is he talking to
>>499046017Why should they not be rare? You don't need more than one or two.
Is it just me or is etho's last video the worst performing episode 1 of any series ever in terms of views.
>>498994806mommy...
>>499059504NTA, but what's it matter? Add craftable saddles using leather and some iron nuggets. Makes a hell of a lot more sense than being able to fish them up.
>>499060102If you don't post regularly the algorithm fucks you over.
at the rate it's going it'll probably just barely reach 300,000 views before it plateaus.i wonder if it's people getting tired of the life series or maybe it's because the content of the video was just a bunch of laggy caving. if its the latter then the next episodes might perform better if they get the lag under control and are done caving. seems like everyone else's viewcounts are similarly suffering compared to the last series episode 1, so it might not be an etho specific problem.it could even be because the branding for the series doesnt have the pixel hearts so people think its another spinoff like real life and so theyre not watching.also i noticed that even a lot of the hardcore fans aren't responding very well to the series. ex: the guy who runs the etho playlist channel still hasn't made a new playlist for the series, etho forums arent even talking about the video.>>499061507no not really.
idk why you care so much about his viewcount but it's most likely because he uploaded his video later than everyone else's so viewers have seen the same things from 10 angles already
>>498373747There's a high chance of finding one each 250 blocks traveled. I remember watching a video on yt where a trick allowed you to force a distant chunk to generate a fortress but I forgot the name, it's a tedious job in survival though, it's definitely easier to just walk 250 blocks and dig another 250 blocks in any direction until you find one.They aren't as rare as they seem, it's just hard to move around the Nether due to lava. I like fortresses too, so much I used to go around looking for them and rebuild all broken parts, turning them into faction bases.
>>499068123>where a trick allowed you to force a distant chunk to generate a fortressyou do realize chunks are pre generated via a seed, right? there is no trick, easily debunked thanks to things like chunkbase. load in your seed, check the nether and it will show you were fortresses will be. you can't make one "magically" appear with tricks if they're not part of the world seed
>>499069336This post reeks of wokeness so I'm just going to ignore it.
>>499073312I'm going to magically generate my seed in your ass.
>>499060102I watched the Joel viewpoint and it seemed boring, i was really uninspired to watch the others. Nothing will top the bdubs boogeyman kill with the spooky music in (whatever life series that was). Weak start
milking the life series cow when it died a couple of years ago, they need to move on and create something else but who am i kiddinggrian came up with the idea so he will run it into the ground till everyone involved is long dead
>>499077978i suspect the main problem is just the lag. the lag made caving take longer and it made the people less creative because they were being irritated by lag.
Eh, it's just that the gimmick was lame, at least this week. >vanilla survival except you're small XD>...but only a little bit smaller>...also you can shrink and regrow whenever you want so it's at most a minor annoyance
>>499081035Idk the hidden gimmick where you couldnt jump up blocks and you couldnt crouch at an edge and you had to break every block twice seemed more than minor.
>6 LIVES> WEAK WILDCARD> EXACT SAME CASTAnd to think I was actually excited to watch Hermitcraft videos.Should of called it Gimmick Life
We should be allowed to put multiple potions in a bundle. That would actually make both bundles and potions useful.
I thought of a fun Last Life gimmick where they get swapped with another person and have to pose as them like a skinwalker and if they get outed something happens but then i couldn't think of how voice chat would work which is kind of central to the premise
>doc dropping S-bombs in his new videoWould going full PG-13 save HC?
are there any good lists/recommendations for adventure maps/puzzle maps/parkour maps that are fun and worth playing? I don't care what version or anything
Bundles when?
>>498347581I'm disappointed. I hope the wildcards are better, but they really started out on a shitty one. At least we get reliable etho content
look guyys!!!! :https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1729397600340960.webm
Bedrockbros how are we holding up knowing Microsoft is about to be destroyed in court over skyblock?
>>499090541Meanwhile I can't even run shaders without making my game a powerpoint presentation.
>>499045482add Rana as an official skinalso remove all the DEI skins
>>499045482
>>499045482Hire Japs to create monster girls or alternate villagers that do something else or something.
>>499090541cool, very immersive and realistic, but seriously now it's not even funny to think about the absolute expensive, monster PC you'd need for all that shit like damn
I think I'm done trying to make medeival structures. It's time for the old west.
>>499089216Even so, it's kind of crazy how poorly the video is performing. Just for comparison, the last episode 1 of a series to do this poorly was Pixelmon S2 and if you don't include sequel seasons it's No Mans Sky and if you only include first seasons of Minecraft series it's Hardcore Hermits.There's supposed to be around 7 more videos of this series, which means by the end Etho will be uploading sub 100k view videos which hasn't happened since ep 39 of RAD four years ago.Kind of concerned that the series will just get ended early if something doesn't change.
>>499114447where all the slaves at?
>>499128683where all the history textbooks at?
>>499128792Well I mean come on. We all know they had slaves back then, both negroes and irish.
>>499045987It’s a metaphor for players who didn’t want to want to migrate their accounts
>>499090541Mean cats
>>499152495that poor dog just wanted to make friends...those cats must not be very sociable
>want to start playing again after a few months>think about having to open up the launcher and develop with microsharts CUNTING telemetry shite>don'tIts so over
>>499160294What the fuck are you talking about. Just create an instance for version you want, pick the mods you want and play. There's nothing more to it.
is the op some 2013 soul
Stripped logs are so kino, it’s a shame you have to cut an entire forest down just to have enough to build anything
>>499164627you can always plant saplings to regrow the forest
>>499060102Probably people already saw him on other Hermits' perspectives and didn't wanna rewatch his.
>>499166380Everyone's views are way down compared to secret life.
>>499172567Weird because i felt a lot of hype around it
i really love these life series. they just bring out the best of all the hermits. i might rewatch the other ones now.
this retard >>499000524 doesnt understtand the life series is primarily a comedy series
>>499090541how do I do this?
>>499185776I only know that it's "conquest reforged + bliss shaders" but I really dont know anything about minecraft i don't know how to install it, i mean... but I would if I knew
I want to make a cool bridge and walkway, how do I make it interesting and pretty?
>>499194625roofarches
>>499202737Nice TV remote
>>499182470This ep1 was a lot laggier, glitchier, and slower than past ones. They all spent the whole time caving and most of them still have stone tools. It's the only reason I can think of for why.
>>498275239
>>499182470Interesting because I didn't feel much hype. Sure, they were talking about it more than about previous seasons but somehow hype wasn't there it feels like.The episodes certainly didn't deliver. I was bored in Scar's POV even though I usually consume his episodes very easily. Checked Pearl's today and it was better but still below usual Pearl's level.None of them built anything yet from what I've seen but because it's the first episode, they aren't fighting each other either yet. I think it could be more interesting if they did some sort of competition to motivate each other, the only part i was truly engaged in was Scar finding all the diamonds and iron that Etho/Tango/Bdubs were missing in the same cave system.
>>499202737Amogus
>>499221507iwtipm
>>499214554i like etho/tango/bdubs as a team
>>499221507>>499224473Oh perfect! So the e celeb spammers are horsefuckers too. Go back to your containment board.
>>499224767
>>499224767honestly i would rather mlp stay here and pol go back
>>499227135
>>498376183Wait, what?
>>498899680Bamboo thatch, potatoes/carrot/apple crates, tallow from pigs.
>>498907067Unfortunately as cool as they sound on paper conduicts are at best a temporal measure to halt the annoyances of building underwater in unlit areas. Can rarely take more than a few mobs at time.
Sorry c418, Mojang has a new composer, so unless your ready to become charlotte418 it aint' happening'.
>>499239045>leave them the fuck aloneyou first
My 2 week minecraft phase has begun again. Going to try starting the main temple tomorrow if i dont die :]
>>499239045is this real? and if it is was c418 being ironic by any chance?
>by the next election some of the blocks I've placed in minecraft will be old enough to vote
>>499234569>tallow from pigshow would this work? what would you use it for? would it be dropped by the pigs or crafted from porkchops?
Should they enable giant zombies in Minecraft? They're already in the files.
>>499234569>>499246020bamboo thatch done. figured just reskinning hay kinda made sense for this. ill figure crates out this afternoon
>>499239045whoa he sounds so punk rock! kewlio!
>>499226719iwtcimcf
>>499250496remove the straps from the floor hay, doesn't make sense as it's supposed to be scattered. delete the stair hay and make them slabs, smaller bundles of hay like slabs makes sense
>>499259773its not hay, its thatched bamboo. looking at photos of irl rugs like that i think the straps make sense for the floor ones. i made slabs, theyre just not pictured. the stairs are for if people want to make roofs.a scattered hay block for the floor could be cool though
Idea for a new mob>name: the thief>hp: 9 hearts>behavior: neutral>spawning: similar to a wandering trader, spawns near villages and player bases>appearance: humanoid fox, wears a hooded cloak, 1.6 blocks tall>other: can open any wooden door/gate, climb ladders, jump two blocksThe thief has two modes, wandering and thieving. In the first mode, the thief simply wanders around and can be bartered with like piglins. In the second mode, the thief will detect a valuable item in a nearby inventory, steal it, then run off far from the scene. The thief can steal from essentially any inventory aside from locked chests, enderchests, or things it cannot pathfind to. The stolen item(s) can be anything that fits in one slot (one sword, a stack of fish, etc). The player can chase the thief down and get items back in two ways. One, the thief will give up the stolen item when low on hp as a way to beg for mercy. Two is bartering, which not only gives the player their item back, but gives them access to more valuable trades that weren’t available in the first mode. If the thief is killed, it will drop the last stolen item and nothing else. If the stolen item was multiple items, a portion will be lost
>>499267257That's an elaborate way of saying that you want artists to draw more minecraft furry porn.
>>499267257Sorry, I don't want to lose my netherite pickaxe because some faggot apparently didn't have enough anthro foxgirl porn.
>>499267257You should add that he's also black skinned
>>499267257>name: the thiefNah, I've got a better name for it: THE NIGGER
>>499274815>>499278872Enderman have been in the game for over a decade tho
>>499280769Eh, fair point. Let me try again. Here's another name: THE GYPSY
>>499272813>I don't want to lose my netherite pickaxeskill issue
>>499284358it would be an actual skill issue if there was a way to prevent the thief from stealing
>>499286852How about this then, if it’s targeting you it will only go in for the steal when you’re not looking at, otherwise it will sneak closer and closer. You can dissuade the thief by giving it x amount of food, emeralds, whatever
>>499267257This is alright, but if this were added then Mojang would be at the point where they're really pushing it with how many sentient mobs are in the game. I had this idea earlier today tho:>name: sheepdog wolf>hp: same as wolf/dog>behavior: same as wolf/dog>spawning: only in specific biomes. ideally rare variants of forests>appearance: black & white wolf/dog breed>behavior: same as dog/wolf. but has extra features once tamed. if the player luring livestock with wheat, and the sheepdog is near, it will detect that. it will also detect when a mob stops paying attention to the wheat but the player is still holding it. it will then run to that mob and chase it towards the player. it will stop chasing the mob when it notices the wheat again. And maybe the other breeds of dogs can have perks too. Some based on real life, some based on fantasy/magic like how cats can deter creepers.
>>499246020Basically as cheap fuel (3 items per tick) and substitute for bees to make candles.
>>499250496What do you use to make these?
>>499299370sure. i got distracted working on other stuff today but ill do crates/tallow tomorrow. once theyre done if no one else has any suggestions ill just upload the mod
>>499299643what do you mean? the texture art or like the actual blocks?>texturesi use paint.net, its fairly average but i find it very fast for palette swaps like the thatch (or something like adding a wood type) which is nice>modyou just need an IDE and enough knowledge of java to understand what youre looking at (not a lot). i use intellij which afaik most modders do. i do fabric, not sure how exactly forge differs but greatly prefer fabric as a player so never been particularly inclined to stray from it. official fabric documentation is honestly extremely shit and tutorials are pretty scarce, but you can piece a lot together just from looking through other peoples github repos. there are also discords you can get help to learn in but in my experience theyre full of, well, discord typesnot sure exactly what you were asking but hope that answers your question
>>499298207The idea of the new dog breeds having different perks is good. They would have to be very minor, barely useful perks though since dogs as they are now are more OP than should be. The sheepdog is a good start.
>>499300104Textures, i'm absolutely lazy about textures, often just steal them from abandoned mods for very old versions.
>>499298207Most if not all mobs are sentient, anon. Do you mean sapient?
>>499305238>dogs as they are now are more OP than should be.How? They die within a week of taming them. Either by charging directly into a zombie, or teleporting into a stone wall and suffocating.
>>499305797Maybe I don't know what those words mean so I'll be hyper specific. Witches are presumably intelligent enough to make potions, villagers are presumably intelligent enough to work prehistoric jobs, piglin are presumably intelligent enough to value gold. Yet the way their AI's just navigate their environments in the moment is dumber than IRL cows. Too many mobs having this incongruence about their behaviors can start to eat away at the immersion.
>>499305679yeah texturing kinda sucks. i try not to lean on palette swapping too heavily, only where it genuinely feels appropriate (like, for the thatch, anything i made wouldve basically looked like hay anyway so didnt see the point in going from scratch), but damn making something from scratch can be a painpicrel is something i was working on yesterday (this will be pumpkin pie in 2027..), textures were by faaaaar the longest part. so many small tweaks and adjustments
>>499298207>>499305238
>>499306986anon...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheep_dog
>>499309203That one has a space.
>>499306551Model too detailed for vanilla. Ditch the rim, maybe add a shadow around the inside to simulate depth if your need that.
>>499306551I can tell you've never even seen a pumpkin pie, nevermind eaten one.
mojang should add slaves to minecraft.
>>499318171*sex slaves
Here's my mob idea>Call it Possessor or some shit idk>It spawns and takes the form of a nearby mob or something it kills (?)>Just looks like a normal mob>If you get close or attack it, it manifests its true form as some fucked up eldritch thing>If you don't kill it, it runs away and possesses another mob hiding in its body>>499306986Actually laughed
>>499127179>aaaahhh it's 5 minutes after upload and nobody watched it!It's at 264k now after 2 days, which is already higher than most of the VH videos.>3 minute timer after resetting IP now instead of 1>just openly trying to kill this site now
>>499127179>Kind of concerned that the series will just get ended early if something doesn't change.I really doubt it. Etho has said he doesn't like to just play solely for views. And if he abruptly dropped out of the game this would piss off his Hermitcraft buddies whom are largely why younger audiences are still flocking to him.
>>499250496>>499246020>>499299650I forgot to add, i was talking about an ocassional drop, the equivalent of leather from killing pigs cause pigs are useless in vanilla outside self imposed challenge (cause there's no normal scenario where you can breed pigs but you can't just get something else that require less of your attention. I'd use carrots, even, cause you can get a shit ton of them faster than porkchops).
Anyone know when the PS5 update will be available?
consoom
>>499336721If I needed a cooler and the creeper one was the same price as the normal colored one I'd absolutely buy the creeper cooler.
what's a good roleplay server that isn't filled with kids?
why is no one talking about the skyblock situation?
>>499344082What happened?
>>499344082https://skyblock.net/threads/skyblock-and-the-minecraft-marketplace-a-legal-battle.145369/tldr:>preexisting grassroots community gets aggressively monetized by trillion dollar corporation>little guy gets fucked over and dedicates his time and money to fighting back because a small minecraft map he released ten years ago is apparently still his entire life>trillion dollar corporation tells him and his walmart lawyer to fuck off>people online complain but can't do shit about it>trillion dollar corporation continues to steal the little guy's intellectual property to squeeze minecoins out of 7 year olds
>>499345304the original creator of skyblock filed for trademark and started DMCAing roblox and market place maps and now microsoft is contesting the trademark because its "generic" whatever that means
>>499345996probably identically to how its been working since bo4why are there so many newfags in this general?
>>499345947>>499345996so.. buy game you never made and had no part in its creation what so evercome up with an idea within the game itself that others enjoygame is bought out by another companysaid company pushes idea within the game that they now ownoriginal "ideas guy" is butt hurt because the company that owns the game is making money from their own game and he isn'tis that about right?
>>499347104The EULA clearly says third party creators own what they make, but MS is now claiming they have the right to steal and monetize his trademark because he let other people use it for free in the past.
>>499348001wait until you learn what generic trademarks are https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_generic_and_genericized_trademarks
>>499348001>trademarkan official trademark?
>>499348393>WAAAAHHHH STOP BULLYING MICROSOFT>>499348597Not yet, because MS has been fighting the trademark application for 4 years.
>>499348712>A generic trademark, also known as a genericized trademark or proprietary eponym, is a trademark or brand name that, because of its popularity or significance, has become the generic term for, or synonymous with, a general class of products or services, usually against the intentions of the trademark's owner. the first paragraph of the generic trademark wiki page literally describes whats happening with skyblock
>>499348949The owner of Skyblock summarized Microsoft's lawyers' argument in his post already, I didn't need your wikipedia law degree to do it for me.
>>499349212In the vibrant city of Verenthia, a mysterious figure known as Anonymous No. 499349212 wandered through the nightlife, seeking connection in a world of facades. By day, he was Alex, a barista with a hidden longing for intimacy.One evening, a captivating man named Ethan entered the café. Their conversation flowed effortlessly, drawing them closer. As the last patrons left, the air crackled with unspoken tension. “Do you ever wish you could be truly free?” Ethan asked, eyes sparkling. Alex hesitated, then leaned in, their lips brushing together. It was a soft, tentative kiss that ignited something deep within him. “I’ve never kissed a man before,” Alex admitted, heart racing.“Me neither,” Ethan smiled. As they shared more kisses, Alex felt his anonymity dissolve. In Ethan’s presence, he began to embrace who he truly was. Under the stars, with every touch, Anonymous No. 499349212 faded away, revealing Alex—a man ready to love boldly.
Yeah, building in survival is a waste of time. There's no point to doing things the hard way and you're better off playing creative if you want to build. I can not be convinced otherwise.
>>499356251map walls are nice
Yeah, building in creative is a waste of time. There's no point doing things the easy way and you're better off playing survival if you want to build. I can not be convinced otherwise.
>>499358943nice. i'm gonna do a 3x3 level 4 map wall, and then do a big massive table at level 2 or 3 like another anon is doing who posts here
How do I set up a lan game using the same account? I've recently fixed my old laptop and installed Minecraft there and thought I could play it together with my son, but I don't feel like buying another account right now.
>>499358979sometimes i come home and inspiration strikes, i don't have to farm a palette that might not be what I envisioned, etc, *playing* the game in creative is worthless, making a building in creative you may or may not plop down in survival at some point is fineI got a few houses myself I just got a random inspiration for just chilling in my creative world, see >>498971287>>498971062for example
NEW ETHOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHSdWZgYXqchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHSdWZgYXqchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHSdWZgYXqc
>>499369316I thought she cancelled him.
>>499358979Agree. It's much more rewarding in survival
The new update is out and the thread is dying?https://youtu.be/Fyf9gibpX1c
i have caved and i have cliffednow i can finally wield my bundle of bravery
Bundles would actually be useful if certain unstackables like spyglasses, flint and steel, and potions could all be put into a single bundle.
WTF why do redstone torches, comparators, and repeaters all look different now?
>>499396793Stunning.
>>499399231It's an old change.
>>499400140No it isn't, it just happened today.
I want them to work on fixing minecarts again, it’s been two months since the experiment dropped. At the bare minimum the default max speed should be elytra+rocket level
>>499400327We knew about it for a couple of weeks.
brown bricks, in minecrap
>>499409034I still don't get this reference.
giant women... in minecraft
>>499358979I don't have the time to do it in survivalIn a good week I may get 6 hours of playtime
>Hardcore mode is here!They're acting like Bedrock is the maim version. Fucking niggers. I hate Mojang.
>>499429163>play hardcore bedrock>place block the wrong way>lose your world
>>498335554>>498336668it's thesemojang has always been terrified of adding new thing because it's so easy to ruin any sandbox game by adding too many things at oncealso, they are trying their hardest for bedrock to reach true parity with java so they can finally dump the java edition of the game and claw control away from the mod scene
>>499437085>spoilerWouldn’t Java edition getting dumped mean modders would have a final version of the game to continuously work on? Besides that, it really feels like the game hasn’t been updated since the new caves. It felt like Minecraft was on top of the world when Caves and Cliffs was first announced (Covid helped I guess), but Mojang squandered it for reasons I can’t comprehend
>>499421046
Honestly, why does Bedrock edition have so many problems? Microsoft spent billions to make it, it’s code is supposed to be better optimized, yet after all these years it’s still an inferior product, and that’s not even taking into account the marketplace
MumboJumbo > Etho
>>499456012I still find the old argument>they had to remake it because no one understood notch's spaghetti code!Yet the ones who remade the game as Bedrock edition are the same people who worked with Notch and understood his "spaghetti" coding in the first place and eventually made an superior mess of a game than they claimed Java was. Ultimately Notch wasn't the problem, it was most likely Microsoft pushing for a different version to hit the shelves when they took over in order to load players with monetization on their terms which they did and continue to do so. In that rush something must have went wrong in development and the true "spaghetti code" meme lies with Bedrock as the ones who created Bedrock Edition can't even work among themselves to fix anything or take years to do so
modified my resource pack to make areas not exposed to skylight pitch black, makes caves a lot scarier to explore
>>499459887well.. gonna upload it then or just keep it all to yourself?
https://thepostmillennial.com/florida-woman-charged-with-attempted-murder-after-instructing-10-year-old-she-met-on-roblox-to-kill-2-month-old-baby-policeThis would never happen in Minecraft, r...right?
>>499461749https://files.catbox.moe/orqmyc.ziphere ya go
>>499466069thanks friend, i usually play on 0 gamma to get cave darkness as dark as possible but it fucks with the overworld lighting too much
ha ha leet
With the recent posts about light and dark in game it's made me realize something I never thought about till now, there's no dynamic shading in the game from the sun or moon. No matter where they are shadows are always constant. The sun could be rising casting light at an almost perfect horizontal position and a small platform 200 blocks into the sky will cast a shadow directly beneath it
>>499467367Shaders fix it.Vanilla Minecraft doesn't do it because it would be very resource intensive.
>>499467167You're welcome! If you just need the dark lighting stuff, it's in assets/minecraft/optifine/lightmapBasically just took the lightmap from a pack that restores the classic white-tinted lighting and tweaked a couple things to make shadows darker
>>499456012Writing multiplatform C++ with gorillion input devices and displays support isn't cheap. Propietary SDKs should help for consoles, but still far from a breeze. Also Redstone is a can of worms, Java could get away with it cause implementing its semi synchronous nature on a managed language is easier, one of the reasons they had to pseudo randomize Redstone on Bedrock to deliver, otherwise they'd have to manually implement a watcher clean up all of the idle/done redstone components from memory once they ended at the time they're supposed to end, instead of having each component clean up itself whenever it yolo finished.
>wels seen online during Tango's stream>stress makes her first vid in 5 monthsLooks like it's "Start making vids or you're off the whitelist" time again
>>499459887Actually deep caves being pitch black is cool but a surface cave or even a goddamn overhang being pitch black is fucking bullshit. Game needs different light falloff for sunlight than for placed light sources. I play b1.7.3 which comes with pitch black lighting and worldgen that makes big overhangs and interior mountain spaces. So I hit it with Lightnik to bump up the minimum light level but sadly it doesn't have fine enough settings and even the smallest bump is brighter than necessary.
>>499473979I hope they both get fired if they're like that. I liked Wels few years ago but the breaks are unacceptable.
>>499347104>>499348949Dude, Skyblock is some fucking grass blocks and an Oak tree in the sky. Anyone trying to claim copyright and intellectual property of that is a faggot.Just as much as Microsoft claiming Hacked clients are copyright infringement.Copyright is for faggots, Asian Faggots, and Corpo Faggots.
>>499476306This skyblock incident is nothing like hacked clients and claimed copyright infringement. The latter is a concept within a game, a game made by the developers who have every right to deny the copyright of the concept of "skyblock" to anyone other than themselvesThe former, being hacked clients, use components that Mojang and Microsoft use to allow access to Minecraft. They own what hacked clients use for you to gain access to a game that you're not paying for that is being sold and not being handed out for free. Completely different scenarios, I thought you were smart enough to know the difference between the two issuesJust so you know, because for some reason you're unaware or just retarded, copyright is what pays your bills. Copyright is what puts food on your table. Copyright is what allows you to have access to the internet and electricity/water pumped directly into your home. If you don't understand copyright and think it's something to "keep you down" then don't ever bother complain about it ever again
>>499476306Is the OG skyblock gamemode more or less fun and well-designed than this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx8ynyGbv4U
Three of them attacked a sheep. This is a bad neighborhood.
>>498578857too tall/not wide enoughmake the beard wider than the head+helmet
>>498728687thats literally what llamas are for
>>499477137I have Pirated 4 games and the entirety of Deep Space 9 this week
i like bundles these items would be rotting on the gound if they didnt exist
is there a simple way to open or close a trapdoor with an arrow?buttons and target blocks work, but only for a second
>>499478328I store food in my bag.
>>499476306>Copyright is for faggots, Asian Faggots, and Corpo Faggots.hard faggots, white faggots, thug faggots, mystery faggots
>>499477808Did you get the AI upscale or are you watching VHS quality?
>>499480582>ai slop upscale
>>499484609>awful VHS relicI'd get a DVD quality release of DS9 if it existed.
>>499484869you seem like the type of guy to watch this ad and not see whats wrong with it https://youtu.be/2veHG-s10-Q
>>499480582>>499484609>>499484869The only thing wrong with AI upscaling is that it goes full retard with text.
>>499485683>The only thing wrong with AI upscaling is that it goes full retard with textsure
I'm not watching a video for your attempt at passive aggressively making a point by poor analogy.>But see how this detail isn't enhanced over the source as much as I think is necessary.In the spirit of your passive aggressive video link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxq9yj2pVWkI'd grab a screenshot of the VHS equivalent to style all over your retardation but I just don't fucking care. The upscale is worth it. Don't reply any further. Seethe elsewhere. Preferably commit suicide.AWWX0
This man is still mad about NFTs. Look at him and laugh.
Yikes.
>crying this hard over being too zoomer to watch vhs footage
[Old Minecraft Steve Hurt Sound]
>trying to make a point about video quality by using fucking dragonballliterally what?
>crying this hard over being too zoomer to understand technology
In case you didn't know, bundles have released.
>>499478356copper bulb + comparator is the smallest way to get an activatible constant inputbut you would have to shoot it again to turn it off
>>499478356You need a t flip flop or whatever its called, there's a bunch of designs
>>499488578>it really took 4 years to release all of Caves and Cliffhow did this happen?
>>499489927jeb is a gooner and spends all his time gooning to twitch bitches
>>499489927Bedrock parity
>>499489927mobilethey had trouble trying to get bundles to work using a touch screen without making players frustrated. console and pc players had to "suffer" without them for so long because of thati put "suffer" in quotations marks because no one actually gives a shit about them and no sane human being is suffering because it took so long to be implemented
>>499496216>pc playersum bro your alchemical bag?
>>499496315the modded thread is over that way>>>/vg/>>498943903
>>499496605That's the GTNH General
>>499496605umm saar thats the groomer thread
any ideas for ocean builds? i feel like a sea rig is too obvious
>>499499572Iceberg research base
>>499499572giant whale with building in mouth
>>499322996There's been tons of deaths this session. They're doing the thing where they make the gimmick deadlier when they want the series to end soon.>>499320076How retarded do you have to be to favorably compare the views of a life series ep1 to vault hunters ep4.
>>499234569>>499250496didnt get around to it yesterday but got the tallow and crates all done today. heres what i have for the crates; im not 100% on these textures for the contents but its tricky to show the items without it looking retarded
>>499516823You could rotate the carrots and potatoes around, they look like they all face the same way. The apples should probably look right side up, those sideways apples look weird. 1 pixel thick walls are not vanilla, look at the cauldron and composter.
>>499525415flower pots are 1 thick
>>499525415>You could rotate the carrots and potatoes around, they look like they all face the same way. The apples should probably look right side up, those sideways apples look weirdyeah youre probably right, ill try that. other idea i had was just doing a generic orange/red/yellow background and then just a single item on top so it looks less cluttered>>499525415>1 pixel thick walls are not vanillathey look retarded 2-thick, that was what i tried first. ill see what the anon who asked for them says. ultimately if they dont look vanilla that could be because theyre a mod kek
>>499525803Fair, but they're also really small. (and old)Item frames do that too, but item frames are weird in general.The crates are full blocks, so they'd look more vanilla to me if they followed the model of the composter.
>>499527448Wait, they're not full blocks, sorry. Anyway, they'd probably look better as full blocks. But it's just a mod, whatever.
>>499489476>>499489678thanks fellas
>>499499572domes on the floor
New bedrock preview (java snapshot soon), new pale garden flower and amber
>>499530568*not amber, resin
>Resin is spawned from pale oak trees – but only if you’ve aggravated the pale garden’s local creaking population.sounds like a pain to get. and what do they mean spawns from the trees?
>>499531673https://feedback.minecraft.net/hc/en-us/articles/31291872110733-Minecraft-Beta-Preview-1-21-50-25
>>499533704hmm, definitely farming potential there. hold right click down and go afk beating up a creaker and have observers and pistons to detect/push resin spawns to a blast chamber
>>499530568Impossible, you guys told me before that mojang wouldn't add anything else since they were lazy.
>>499530568>>499530971>>499531673>>499533704Does anyone have a pick of resin blocks/bricks? Also since I have to wait 15 minutes for the captcha, I just want to say in that I’m viciously antisemitic.
>refuse to add sharks and more other hostile real life animal mobs to the game (even doe spiders exist) because they don't want kids killing them because of minecraft>scrap fireflies because they were afraid kids would feed them to their pet frogs>mojang add axolotls to the game to raise awareness for cute salamander thats pretty much extinct in the wild >a trend mojang has been doing since the panda, muh endangered species awareness because the WWF has mojang by the balls or something>retard parents end up buying endangered salamanders for their children due to minecraft, marketed as "toys" on places like craigslistI don't understand what Mojang was expecting from this.
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>>499541009Neat, I guess.
>>499541009they look a bit bloated tool mod from 2013 to me
>>499541009I agree with >>499541326it looks like a modded texture
>>499541326>>499541403that might just be in contrast to the very dull pale forest
>>499541326>>499541403ive been feeling this way about textures for a while. mud bricks, mangrove/cherry logs, etc. i think this is just how the games art direction is now. my inner autist goes "reee not vanilla" but ultimately they are still nice textures
>>499541953>sweatingpepe.png
>>499540771>frogs can’t eat fireflies>take fireflies out of the game instead of not making frogs eat fireflies>but it’s okay to make frogs eat living cubes of magma so they poop out decorative lights
>>499540628I think they're neat, work well for fantasy/halloween/spooky builds
>>499543751whoops forgot that the resin clumps can also be placed as a block overlay
>>499543751>>499543975could you show how armour trims look with it please anon?
>>499541009>>499543751>>499543975i like that they're expanding on new content but i don't like the execution. they could have saved themselves a lot of backlash when the pale garden was announce by stating that they're working on more additions to the biome along with other building materials than just the pale oak wood. don't like the resin myself, it's too vibrant but i could see others using it way better than i could and making it workjust feels like another block type i'm never gonna bother with although the raw resin blocks do have a unique alien looking vibe to them so if i'm ever wanting for something weird like that i'll know where to go
this is one of the ugliest blocks they've added in yearswtf
>>499547314I like the idea of resin itself but making it into blocks? I agree, it really does look ugly. Sure the texture just came right out the box, it'll likely get a rework but the coloration is just a little too obnoxious for me. I get they want contrast to the "pale" garden but I think the resin would look nicer if it was more pale but I get that too because if they did then it would probably look more like honey but resin can be yellowish/pale orange too and when it's as deep orange as what they're offering it almost always has very rich browns or even black coloration within it
>>499543751>>499543975Can you check to see what color they are on the map (both level and in ascension/descension?)
>>499544851I think it might be my favorite armor trim to date, looks like lava>>499546242I mean they announced that they're doing smaller but more frequent updates and this resin stuff was likely added in response to community feedback about wanting more to do in Pale Gardens. Like it might've been concepts they hadn't quite moved forward with yet when MC Live happened or was still being worked out. They don't show off anything that isn't far enough along in development anymore to be feature complete because of the backlash from Fireflies and birch forests a few years ago>>499547314I like the blocks, they're like this fantasy/alien bricks. They work really well with deepslate and other darker blocksets we got lately
>>499548594damn, thats clean
>>499533704>Resin is a new block that you can craft after an encounter with the creaking>(try asking it to wash its dishes…)who writes this shit and who is it aimed at? i just asked my 9 year old nephew to read this and tell me what he thought, he didn't get it. was it supposed to be a joke? the fuck does dish washing have to do with tree resin or some? it feels like a discarded punch line from those terrible minecraft joke books
>>499548079Resin as a concept seems good yeah I like the idea of making a resin tree farm.but they definitely gotta redo the textures. These look so out of place and gaudy
>>499549469read the whole paragraph the writer refers to the creaking as "not the best roommate" hence the dishwashing gag
>>499548373Like this?
>>499543751wahoo
the new brick will look really great on some youtube head's build
I have considered before how theres not really an orange trim option. I'm sure thats one of the reasons they are adding this.
>>499553782Copperbros...
>>499553782rose quartz for pink trims when
updated textures per the suggestions earlier. think these are better. carrots still kinda look like shit but not sure how much can be done about that, its kinda just a product of them being narrow
>>499555886keep the horizontal line across the middle and use a grey brick for the rest of the wall or another deepslate block
>>499554262its kind of orange, but also kinda brown
>>499554616that'll be next, most likelypink, I mean
>>499556306Yeah multiple designs look nice, just showing some options. Ya just gotta think creatively with Resin, it works well with grey/black building blocks
>>499557103some blocks just look awful on their own 2bh
>>499540771How the fuck do they think kids that play minecraft are gonna go out and kill sharks? Is this some upscale hood rat shit joyriding a boat out to sea to go fishing for baby sharks?
>>499547314This looks pretty nice, actually.I think resin will especially be good for candyland type builds. They also look nice with lava. >>499556105>still no chiseled normal bricks>>499548373Colors of new blocks on maps are often not the final ones. And bedrock map colors may be different, idk.
>>499540771I kinda like how you never know what mobs they'll add next, and I like how unique some of them are, like phantoms>undead manta rays descend from the sky at night if you havent slept for 3 daysI never would have come up with that myselfsomething like sea serpents would be cooler than sharks anywaybut they wouldnt add sea serpents, they'd come up with something off the wall
>>499557103There's not really a shortage of accent blocks that work with deepslate though, there's so many good onesAlso it looks really terrible during the day, it's only really good at night or in dark environments
Mob Idea:Salamanders, but not real world salamanders, the mythical kind of salamanders that live in fire. They would be kind of like axolotls, but they would spawn in lava deep underground or vary rarely in surface lava pools.
>>499562762Fantasy mobs? In minecraft?!No! We only have irl endangered animals here in this fantasy game
I want a lizard people race in Minecraft.
>>499564886Microsoft board hisses at this idea.
>>499564692>>499565554
>>499557529>>499559702
>>499566632now show it in the day and enjoy your bake bean house lol
>>499567106Looks the same during the day
>>499567106>>499567552haha get fucked, it looks even better!
Here's my mob idea: The Fishitaur>Its like a centaur but its a fish with a fisherman coming out of his head>He lives in lava lakes>He tries to catch you and reels you into the lava if he hooks you
>1.21 trailer promotes hardcore on bedrock>uses java edition footage edited to look like bedrock>not even mojang’s marketing DP wants to play bedrock for a even 10 second segment of an adlmao
>>499566632>>499567552neat>baked bean housebaked bean fort...
>>499565670considering this does absolutely nothing i question whether you can even call it a mob
>>499570850It comes after you and attacks you. You know, like most hostile mobs.
Even the wiki is parroting the "pale oak was inspired by the willow" shit, they clearly state in the video that they went with the hanging moss over the willow tree idea.
>>499499572Fleet of small assorted boats that form a moving city
>>499579617Yes it's loosely inspired because of the drapey feeling, but it's giving the willow too much credit. It's just a pale dark oak with some moss hanging off it. Probably some corrupted variant. They're even tying the illagers into this now, making resin generate in mansions.
wait they're not admitting the pale garden is just a reskinned dark oak forest?
found a new obscure sub 3k subs mcyt waifu to obsess over
>>499580853That was always the point, that's why it generates in dark forests and why the trees have the same shape.
>IT...IT'S NOT LAZY, IT'S THE ENTIRE POINT!
>>499582941did you even watch the minecon live it was announced at?
>>499582941>tree with different textures>:(>tree with different textures but the blocks are places slightly differently:OOk, I'll bite. Why does it matter? If anything, I think I would have preferred if cherry trees looked more like normal oak since I'm so used to seeing them like that unofficially. Why does every tree need to have a super unique shape?
>>499582941>birch trees are the same shape as oak>I sleep>pale oak are the same shape as dark oak>REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>499583114dont bother
I think mechanically its ok and is somewhat refreshing even if i don't understand why. You also have to admit it's super lazy. Just desaturate dark oak forest and for the creaker they just used one of the unused warden designs
>>499585372Beta 1.2 did more than just birch trees and b1.1 and b1.3 released about a month before and after b1.2. OTOH this is the first meaningful update since June and will probably be the last meaningful update until next June.
>>499587189>Just desaturate dark oak forest I mean, it's a whole new log texture, door texture. planks are just a recolor, surebut then the biome has new ambient sounds and hanging moss and whatnot. plus the new resin stuff>and for the creaker they just used one of the unused warden designswhy let a good concept go to waste?
>>499587189The textures are very distinct, hanging moss is cool and the resin clumps behave like no other block in the game, they're like decals.I thoght we were well past this shit, the creaking looks nothing like that concept other than being asymmetricalAnd this is just for a filler update.
>>499589284>fifteen minutes in paint plus throw $100 at an sfx guy for some short mp3s of random creepy noises
alright bro, the bait isn't funny anymore
Sorry you suck at Paint
>>499589284Mob vote losers....
>>499595336kek, probably
>>499595336technically, all of the losers from the first mob vote have been implemented in some formThe Monster of the Ocean Depths was just turned into whirlpools from magma blocksThe Great Hunger became the grindstone.and the Hovering Inferno was implemented in a DLC for Minecraft Dungeons renamed as the WildfireYou're right about the rest of the mob voter losers, but they've both recently tried to say "they're still in our ideas library!" and they've also discontinued mob votes because of the backlash in recent years.
etho streamhttps://youtu.be/DbBXmUB1cTw?t=842
https://codedcells.github.io/cc3d/?s=sofameme
>>499610485>>499609971So this is what Jens has been working on instead of the combat update?
does it bother you that the resin snapshot appeared on Bedrock first before Java? it's pretty telling of their shifting priorities.
i enjoy clearing land that i'll never build on
>>499598528>33:50>Sneak-E-E coming back
https://youtu.be/HHSdWZgYXqc?feature=shared&t=6753Etho and Gem banter
>>499622862Also updated picture Gemtho picture
>>499622862>I need you to let me out in about 5 seconds ok? >Yeah, that's gonna happen.
>>499612989same here, but with land that I actually build on
>>499612432Huh? They just do this sometimes. This is nothing new.
>>499622862He converted her to lolicon religion?
>>499626891>This is nothing new.Proofs?
>>499632212You want me to look through all the snapshots of the last few years and crosscheck with all the bedrock betas of the last few years?
>>499632212Actaully, I just remembered a recent one. The one where they changed the banner pattern textures, rarities and had some trial chanber changes.https://minecraft.wiki/w/Bedrock_Edition_Preview_1.21.30.21https://minecraft.wiki/w/Java_Edition_24w33a14 days later.
>>499632212Pretty sure it happened during the bee snapshots
>>499612432no because it's quite literally a none issue, doesn't affect the game in any way regardless of versionnot even sure why you bothered bringing this up like it meant anything, there are far more pressing issues to be bothered over than release dates of snapshots especially when anyone who has java has full access to bedrock now so can just check it out if they want to
Is the new Life series any good?
>>499612432I'm more bothered by the fact that they just added yet another item that only exists for building instead of giving copper/amethyst more proper uses.
>>499659196no, the gimmick isn't entertaining. crouch to shrink and jump to grow, killed a few players already because of janky mechanics. tons of lag for everyone so it feels weird to watch. maybe it was just a bad first episode for everyone and the 2nd set of episodes will be better but i'm not expecting much to change other than the next gimmick
>>499661113minecraft is a building game. why do retards who didnt eat breakfast this morning insist it should just be terraria?
My damned hamachi isn’t working
>want to make a turtle island structure that generates in a warm ocean biome>it quickly dawns on me how large this is>structures can only be 32x32x32 largeWhat nightmare have I gotten myself into.
>>499667385max size for a single piece is 48x48x48, but structures can be as large as you like using jigsaw stuff
>>499667385Can your make it a feature?
>remove fireflies because they're poisonous to (some) frogs irl>add flowers that poison in game beesjustify for fireflies. bring th em back
>>499683340They could've easily remedied it by doing what they did with the parrots and cookies but something tells me there were technical issues with Bedrock involved.
how do you guys find a multiplayer server to spend time on? All my friends despise playing vanilla so they never want to play a vanilla server with me, and all the huge megaservers just feel so souless to play on. Im so tired of playing by myself and would like to find a multiplayer server I can spend a lot of time on but I feel like I missed this timeframe of minecraft's history :[
(You) work at Mojang and are given the task to find another use for resin. Quickly, before you get fired:
>>499687268>add frogs to swamps>add fireflies to swamps>all frogs kill themselves through no fault of the playerGenius, you should work at Mojang.
>>499688751Anon, that's the wrong kind of resin.
>>499661475Ah, that's a shame. I looked up the Ariosor chart and it seems Ren and Martyn finally teamed up again. I may watch for them.
>The best use of resin is placing it on stone to make fake ore
>>499689507W-What's the right kind of resin?
>>499689327They'll only eat the fireflies if the player force feeds them.
>>499689841Placing it on copper ore should make it look 3D, no?
>>499689646This artstyle is so shitty I can't recognize half of them.
>>499689646I wanted it to be good because there was some funny instances in past ones but i only watched 2 perspectives this time and it all felt like forced rp stuff and kind of weak. Future gimmicks could be more crazy like the moon stuff from season 8 hermitcraft but who knows
