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...what is it?
* (It crawls into the sleepover.)
What is your fetish?
soft doewarm doe
>>498461320women with big boobies and big butts
>>498461320anal
>>498461365based
>>498461320rape
>>498461320metallic skin
>>498461320lactation
When the light is running low
New thread, new reminder: the biggest part of the survey for changes to our /utg/ divegrass team is still open and ongoing as more responses come in. The next tournament less than 2 months away, so we gotta know what you want to see so we can get it made and modeled and all that in time for the matches![WOW!] https://forms.gle/SxAE9hELLmU3XYEx8 [AMAZING!]
>>498461390>>498461547>90 seconds
>>498461141Catti should sit on my face during a sleepover
>>498461320impregnation>(not to be mistaken with pregnancy)
>>498461989Where can I watch the match against /ss13g/ from last week?
>>498461989I forget if this has already been addressed, but back when Sans still had human limbs he had a hilarious rigging glitch where it looked like he was giving you the finger when he shook his fist during goal celebration animations, which was "fixed" when he was given skeleton limbsIt would be cool if that could be re-added with his new skeleton limbs so he could go back to flipping everybody off whenever he scores goals again
The Dark World is the manifestation of desire—what does light manifest then? Insecurity? Uncertainty? If there was such a thing as an "Angelner"(produce by the Angel's light) what would it represent?
Blusie
Greenly
>>498461365based and biology-pilled>>498461507normie>>498461547gross>>498461612what>>498461736are you a baby>>498462527biology-pilled again
>>498461365>>498461507>>498461736Just these three(Not into hyper, though)
>>498462996Fate. It would represent an unchanging truth.
>>498462996The obligation to do "boring" things in order to survive day to day life.
>>498463121>whatmatte white skin, or silver skin. it's that simple.
>>498461141boysie at the sleepover...
I love building Brown Bricks in Minecrap
>>498461320Leaving the window ajar on a November night and cuddling with three fat women under a quilt. The stupidity and long-term consequences of this do not register in the moment.
Thread No.498462527I would say im disappointed (mainly because of the eye tumor of an image you just posted) but knowing this place, im not even surprised.
>>498461320self-inserting at the woman in porn i'm not trans or gay
>women are "eye cancer"spotted the fag,go cuddle with doomerfag, retard.
>>498463487Are you perhaps a woman?
Thread No.498463576I like women, just not pregnant furry teen women that you seem to love posting.
Thread No.498463978you like futa though
>>498463685If only it were that simple
>>498463978based
>i like women>https://youtu.be/4GSXyo3euR4
>>498464248based image
>>498464248cringe image
fave has a transformation fetish but does not think werewires are hot
Thread No.498464248what, do non furry, human boobs disgust you? How sad.
doomin'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=volI6Q40TQQ
Hummy 4 - 0 Kraut Will Kraut be able to make a comeback?
>>498464095>>498464438>TRANSformation
Good morning! How are you all doing! Hope you're terrible!
>>498464589kek’d at this image
>>498464625he's not gonna fuck you bro
based kraut orbiter is back
>>498464592It's 4am in numbersland, you ain't him dawg.
https://files.catbox.moe/h3fmxn.pngi drew mettaton with a fat ass
Thread No.498464592im doing good, just fighting kraut because he wants to shame me for not being a furry degen like him.
>>498464785No shit.
>>498464790Based
>>498464790cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_36WCqLgv2g
>>498462658I think the complete-archive guy might just flake on the VGL friendlies altogether at this point, but there's at least a highlight reel version. (It's where I had to grab the Krabs farewell screencaps from.)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfleWO3veUc>>498462834Yep, we actually got that fixed a while ago! He flips the (bony) bird every so often.
>>498465049>Yep, we actually got that fixed a while ago! He flips the (bony) bird every so often.Excellent!
Personally I hate women
>>498465298ok gaycel
Personally I love women
i like when the illustrated women have a little fang
>>498465049>I think the complete-archive guy might just flake on the VGL friendlies altogether at this pointDamn, that's a shame. Good to know
>>498464790real and canon
>>498465701blessed.
>>498461320Oral.
I believe in a universal love.
>>498465972giving or receiving
I want Noelle to have sex
>>498465981that's rich coming from the guy not getting any
>>498465397If it makes you feel any better I also hate men
>>498463238>>498463169Can that even be accurately represented as an entity? I'm just imagining a slightly dusty room with a vacuum in it. As soon as you're done, it's already dirty again, so you have to decide an acceptable level of dirt to live with.
>>498465981Fuck off birdshit.
>>498465981what about a universal hate?
>>498465981>I believe in a universal love.Unless the person is a gotefag and then they deserve to be raped and killed
>>498466004The latter but I don’t mind the former as long as she actually washes down there.
>>498465981Fuck off faggot
>>498466105Mm.>>498466252No, I don't believe that.
Thread No.498466158
I miss Timmy…..
>>498466252Only the shota ones
>>498463487>spoilerHow does that even work?
>>498461141>"boys" at sleepovers>one lesbian>one enby>one crossdressing goat tranny
>>498466492same
>>498466492Anybody can wojakspam if you really care that much
>>498466115You ever see FLCL? It's sort of like that. A world where nothing interesting happens, and a giant iron wants to smooth out the wrinkles of the brain so nobody can think anymore, the adults are all stupid and useless, and a crazy alien girl with a flying moped wants to free a space pirate from captivity (who is also massive bird, it's symbolic) because she wants to steal his power. I'm sorry I forget what this had to do with the Light World. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a8HXyKLkEI
>>498466683It wouldn’t be the same.
>>498466640>the boy sleepover>two boys (one fluffy)>susie (honorary boy)
>>498466683he added a certain charm to it. it was more personal, you could tell he really cared about what he was posting.
We take a bottle, becomes a glass.Where'd it go?It's in my ass!
>>498466714FLCL?Isn't that the terrible 3D Adult Swim show that came out last year?
Also you should watch FLCL because it heavily features The Pillows, Japan's best rock band. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaoI3fyuFbY
>>498461320armpits, belly, fat rolls, feet, well-defined backthe usual normal stuff I guess
>>498467252FLCL had a great soundtrackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEspxEte8S8
>>498466105that happens more often than one would think
>>498467535sad world but we get what we deserve
>>498467193I actually watched it (Season 4: Grunge) the other day because fuck it why not.It was harder to enjoy than most of the rest of the show but if you have an appreciation for Alternate Universes and a weird sort of self homage it wasn't terrible. At least it used a song not used in the original show to great effect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_6oY2EVTSk
FLCL might legitimately be older than some people in here
>>498460668The Ruins Hermit
>>498466530i wish i understood it myself.i've no interest in being woman or felt any dysphoria and i'm not attracted to men at all. i've been in nothing but straight relationships hetero sex but when i'm jacking off i'm always the woman.said fave about undertale/deltarune.
>>498467896It was the first digital anime, downright ancient by modern standards.Still used a lot of traditional methods which is why it still looks so good, but it stands out in the sillier scenes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLHMLjOGPGM
Thread No.498467609really, A M.A.P flag, your not even trying to hide it anymore, are you kraut.
>>498467920based
>>498467920A Toriel I would gladly watch slap someone into a theater curtain.
>>498468092Kingfag gave it to me.
>>498463487ah yes the plight of the modern man
Fave went to school and for some completely inexplicable reason a teacher fabricated complete utter lies and told them to Faves parents about things they supposedly did in class that are not even in character for Fave but aren't even corroborated by the other teachers in the school.
Fave doesn’t watch porn with a man in it. Fave has never jerked it to porn with a man in it ever. Animated or live-action. Because fave finds that gay.
>>498467920Thank you, I like this hermit and her thousand-yard stare
>>498468459Susie has experienced this, at least once. Probably several times, to a point where the lies weren't even believable at first glance.
>>498468493based
>>498468493Fave is transsexual btw
Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks ass ass ass ass ass
>>498468689No
pussy
>>498468609This is why I don't trust Toriel anymore.
>>498468915
>>498467971>I wish i understood it myself.Anon, as a psychologist I'd recomend to go and talk with a therapist, therapy does not have to be about mental health isues, it can also be a tool to understand yourself better and be happier.
>fave only watches porn with women in it because they find the male body repulsiveIt's like they're trying to tell us something
>>498468915>>498468982deltarune sex scene be like
>>498469053jerking it to porn with wieners in it is gay
>>498469018Stop trying to groom anon into being mentally ill
>>498469053i have a friend like this and he's even more homophobic than me.
>>498468982YEEEEAAAAHH!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>498468947Susie got slammed against a wall when she was 8 because she resisted against the security guard trying to remove her from the guidance counselor's office(got the wrong button pushed and refused to return back to class). Didn't hurt that much, but she repressed the memory until she was 11.
>>498469265i probably am more homophobic than you
>>498463360EXTREMELY based, unless you're that one guy
>>498469053The male body is lowkey kinda disgusting though unless you're body is ripped and fit. Most people would probably find the ugliest fat woman more attractive than the most handsome fat man.
>>498469250shaddup initialpoop
/utg/ has collapsedthis is the abyss
>>498460891Someone's oughta teach you how things work around here! Ready?
>>498469287
>>498469403If you're saying that, then I probably am.>>498469464Toriel would be the type to own a creepy doll or two.
>>498469341its not a race.
>>498468982>>498469287
>>498468947Susie never had Toriel as a teacher secondary
There's only one race. The Jewman race.
>>498469562only the one falling behind says that.
>>498469562It's for the race.
Thread No.498469265>even more homophobicso he's bisexual while your just full on gay, got it.
>>498469434and here I was trying to be subtle
>>498469516She's so cool...
>>498469018but i'm not unhappy.well not about that at least. it's just confusing to me that the only people who have ever related have been trans which like i've said i'm confident i'm not. i see it as just one of those things y'know.
>>498469305Kris didn't get bullied physically or anything but ended up avoiding interacting with other students and making any friends in school after getting bullied a few times, and would mostly just be content to be ignored.
>>498469797we'll always notice you initialsweetie
>>498469679game theory: you are just kingfag, because i don't remember you posting prior to his disappearance.>posts are just as unhinged>retarded formatting>passive aggressive posting (feminine trait)>"cunny want me to stream it?"
>>498470074it's time to stop posting
>>498470074in his other messages, he also mentioned being thin to the point of seeing his ribs. i wonder if that is similar to anyone. wink-wink.
>>498470003
>>498469797You're always talking about trans pipo
>>498470162he can probably keep going for another 20 hours or so
>>498470162Yeah, i have to do shit in a few hours.i'll have my fun with you another time.
Hummywho is just Kingfag if Kingfag decided to be trans
>>498467380based other than feet
>>498470074Genuine mental retardationHe has an entire discord account full of messages in a bunch of servers and if you look through archive Kingfag and Hummy have posted at the same time with Hummy even trying to act like Kingfag at one point way later and getting banned for it. Hummy is not Kingfag, he's merely pretending to be retarded.
>>498469907I would write a projection story about Berdly getting into elementary school fights and mostly just tanking hits cause he had no hand-eye coordination but that seems too hood rat for his suburban ass. I wasn't even hood rat myself, I just got zoned with them.>>4984700746 months from now he'll wish that people believed this about him
Thread No.498470074I might be from cali but im not kingfag, also you just had the M.A.P flag in one of your posts so calling me the pedo over some 2 year old joke is just grasping at straws. (also also you seem very passive aggressive right now and knowing you were born as female, well it's ironic to say the least.)
>>498470430retard-kun...
Knowing what a map flag is speaks more about you than him
>>498470657
>>498470657That's not how it works anon...
>>498470762It does tho
>but I’m not unhappy.>it's just confusing to me that the only people who have ever related have been trans which like I’ve said I’m confident I’m not.Still, going to a therapist and just asking might just give you the answer you want, the session might end in>yep anon, it turns out you are a 110% straight just a bit kinky for x or y reasonIn my experience the only people who tend to refuse therapy to seek answers are the ones that know they might get an answer they don't want, after all in the realm of psychology the patient always knew what the issue was, they just didn't want to admit it.
>>498470430Hummy is pretending to be pretending to be retarded. In actual fact he is a genuine retard.
>>498470762kraut is a /pol/tard, of course he’s seen map flags and has had someone tell him what they mean. cunnyhummy however...
>>498470657He specifically chose the symbol for women-on-girl diddling, too.
Just a mere 40-50 years Hummywho would have been put to sleep like a dog for being too retarded
>>498470903meant for >>498469894
>>498469530you don't even like fat women
>>498471039guess that proves he's actually a female
>>498471182I don't know who you *think* I am at all, then.
what if fave had been microdosing everyday for years on weed but decided to stop and you cant tell a difference and that makes them really mad
Thread No.498471083well they did not allow people to change gender 50 years ago too.
>>498470234I don't remember doing that >>498470903stop trying to make anon think he's mentally ill or insecure about his beliefs>>498471361I'm white tho
>>498471610>I'm white thoprove it
>>498471361kingfag wasn't fat though. she lived a skeleton and died a skeleton
>>498471709hello kingfag's ghost
>>498471402microdosing weed does nothing.fave is high every day and faves friends didn't notice when they went cold turkey for a month.
Fave is such a pasty ghoul they might as well be reflective.
I want that chunky girl
>>498471361>DeletedI don't see anything wrong with what I said but alright
chunky white berdshit splattering all over kris
>>498469907>Kris didn't get bullied physically or anythingI'm happy we now have Susie around to show them what actual bullying is like!
>>498471824It's off-topicThe real mystery is why it was the only post that was deleted
>>498471891AND Asriel
>>498472095I'm putting this in my pussy
>>498472215we KNOW, kraut
>>498472215female? FEMALE
>>498471907>Okay Kris, In order need to demonstrate proper wedgie etiquette, we're going to have to find some new meat.>None of the kids we know wear pants besides you.
>>498472215>FEMALEFEMALE FEMALE FEMALE
>>498472095i’m putting this in my urethra (male)
THERES A WOMAN IN THIS THREAD. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
>>498472095>5.9 inches tallhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YENXKZhJ-Zc
>>498472446AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What mystery in the game are you most interested in seeing answered?It doesn't have to be anything important just a piece of information we don't have yet that you hope will be given in a future chapter.
>>498471945He said a racism? Maybe that's all the janitorial staff care about now since the cashew gallery has been flooding completely off-topic and avatar/signature bullshit for days on end now.
>>498472481https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR4N5OhcY9s
>>498472490I wanna know where the Grand Fountain came from, it'd maybe give context on why it's inherently different from the others
>>498472584mentlegen....
>>498472490who the fuck is the roaring knightand if it's kris how the FUCK did they pull it off
>there are multiple public bans on the ban page for off-topic in /vg/ RIGHT NOWwe are truly forsaken
>>498471402How does one micro dose a weed? Lick a brownie? 1/4th of a bong hit? Making tea out of seeds and stems? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdn2lejMRC0
>>498472490The connection between the Dark Worlds and water.
good morning /utg/. how are you guys doing today?>>498472796postan ralsei weed
you see kris is the water distorted image of frisk.Think about it.
>>498472894Dank.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaYuddLy4k8
>>498472985chuffin back a fat dart
>>498472687If the jannies actually monitored this place /utg/ would have like 5 people left in it since at least 80% of everybody in here are breaking some kind of rule
>>498471083You and I both know we don't want to have the eugenics conversation.
>>498473121Sounds good to me, chief.
>>498472920"How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real" -Will Smith's son >>498473112He smoking, he tokin'YUHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY--gYPYJg0
>>498473314420 blaze it
>>498472860Water/The Ocean being connected to darkness and imagination/creativity are quite common concepts. Just look at Alan Wake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2UHLMVr4vg&t=77s
>>498471610>stop trying to make anon think he's mentally ill or insecure about his beliefsAnon you might have not seen the>I wish I knewIn his post, I'm just telling him a way to get an answer, best case scenario the therapist tells him that he is 100% cis/straight.
>>498473368He about to choke it
>>498473692how did you know??
Mom, they're doing it again
>>498473478Before deciding to save or destroy the world, you should pause for a moment of silence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYSQ1NF1hvw>>498473740I just know these things. It's a talent.
>>498473754doing, doing your mom>>498473940smoke weed everyday
>>498472490i just want spamton and asgore to be happy at the end
>>498474034lmao gottem
>>498472490what is the deal with kris.
this thread needs a hero
>>498474091Based, but not likely to happen.
>>498474134quieres?>>498474304I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT
>>498474304
>>498472490The vessel. Will we get to play as it? What does it entail for the larger story at hand? How will the others react to it? Does it want anything?
>>498474418Gracias. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_HjMIjzyMU
>>498474512he will smoke
what if fave moved one pixel off
>>498474616he has become big smoke, destroyer of worlds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6g0mPo-uJM
>>498474774whose that pokemon?
>>498474719They can't do that they're hiding a second stray pixel
This image was such a good burn it lives with me to this day
>>498475034>non-canon languageENGLISH ONLYUSA
>>498474864Idk I stopped playing pokemons after X >>498474873Yeah but the post wasn't about meaningful yield. Just yeet warm Rick Simpson Oil directly into liquefied butter and bake it into food for the best results.
>>498475079You will be sent to Louisiana for many days
>>498475130Smoky wokey. Got a smoke? Blunt smoke, smoken the blunt smoke. Bud? Bud in my mouth, smoking my bud. Smoking with my bud, with more bud, then bumping butts. Bumping butts, with bud, smoking blunts. Big butt? What's wrong, got a big ass? Too big for you, huh smoker? Blunt smoker? Toke joker? Joint splointer?
>>498474304It needs....
>>498475206do they even have weed in sweden?
>>498475206I forgot this ancient piece of internet history existed. 2006 youtube hits different. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
>>498475268Why do I hear boss music?
>>498475290it's very illegal in sweden, but i assume that it can be found in some dank places in this country.>>498475392smoken the blunt smoke
>>498475402Vore is different from cannibalism.
>>498475402Vore is hot but only when a woman is the pred
>>498475402Cute female spider girl.Ugly fat self-insert male.It's really not complicate.
>>498475290>>498475520I've seen what roughly $50 or 500 units of Kromer gets you. Jack shit, Euros get fucked hard on their prices and quality. Same thing with Finland. No clue if Norway secretly has good cheap stuff but I doubt it based on the neighbors. You wanna know who has all the dank for cheap? France. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cow0j2jWtEA
>>498475402Spiders dont vore people to eat them dingus
>>498475402Spiders are cool“Butter dragon” sounds innately grotesque
>>498475793so you say that there's a quality difference between the atlantic ocean? interesting. i wonder why that is.but i have to go now, i have been weed posting for 40 minutes now and i wanna play some vidya now, thank you for posting with me and have a good day fren. cya laters.
I can break through walls but I can't find my cocks in the morning
>>498461320Small dicks on fit or skinny guys and guys that moan a lot or are vocal
>>498475402so sorry was a vore diaperfur and muffet was just an oc
>>498475130>Yeah but the post wasn't about meaningful yield.I was being a bit generous with my phrasing. The degree of solubility in water is so minuscule that it hasn't/cannot be measured, or is non-existent.
>>498476071Sheer production and consumption, also it's legal in half the states now and the other half have better stuff to worry about usually or are too poor for billions of dollars into enforcement in general. Basically, we got Wal Marts of weed competing with Targets and funny third store too. The stuff grown in Mexico has negative value by the time you throw it over that wall they keep building.
>>498475529correct
>>498476205this has to be a woman
>>498473121So what you're saying is that /utg/ would finally be good
>>498476351Not to mention, contaminants such as plant fats, sugars, etc would be displacing the minuscule quantities of THC that maybe capable of dissolving in the water.
>>498476205are you the guy who draws all that lanky asriel SPH stuff
>>498476487Yeah it is, but why would any of that give it away tho?>>498476839No, sorry
>>498476870gotekubro...
>>498476351>>498476828Stems and seeds don't have a meaningful amount of THC to begin with, they are a waste product you go out of your way to separate out prior to grinding it up.
>>498461320Vore (oral vore, anal vore, breast vore), giantess, lactation, futanari, BBWs, rape, cum inflation, burps, hyper pregnancy, furries/anthro, breast expansion, interracial, feederism. You're free to kneel now.
>>498477142you forgot shotacon, ppfag
>>498477142Let me guess, Asrielfag
>>498477308I'm not a goteNEGRO, so you don't have to worry about that.>>498477296I was gonna include lolis but that isn't a fetish IMO.
Doe
>>498477480How is lolicon not a fetish???
>>498477529very angular and cute
>>498477529Doecasso...because... because the jagged angles remind me of Picasso that's the joke
>>498477627Verdeer
>>498477308What Asrielfag is into interracial every single goatfag in here is racist
>>498477846I thought I remembered ppfag posting some /blacked/ Noelle hyperpreg shit, but I might be misremembering
>>498478103what's their problem
>>498478161xey were misgendered
>>498478597shaddup initialbrown
>>498479012
>>498479123
Lollipop lollipop
>>498480287Fuck off.
>>498480287>>498480461forced posts
Go go go Fobby Rangers
>>498480287>>498480461>>498480567>>498480635forced posts
screw this, im gonna go touch myself to susie pusie
>>498480287>>498480461>Fobby isn't a flaseflag run by berdshit and his orbiters
>>498480827https://static1.e621.net/data/49/e7/49e7cea679de640f72bc1ac12898b6e0.jpg
Thread No.498480461no one cares fobby fox.
>>498480958wonderful, thank you
>>498480679>forced posts
What if noelle is stuffed with so much poop where she becomes a ball of poop with mouth full of poop and her name is Pooelle?She like being full of poop to inhuman amounts, with her body being a literal ball of poop with her mouth full of poop.
>>498481135no problem fren :)
>>498480921You would have to be insane to be insane btw
I want to inform you all that I have a fat, saggy butt, which I like to scratch every hour on the hour.
>>498445567sans is Netbingbingyahoo's secret boyfriend and baby daddy
>>498464790really livin' up to your name ASSca
>>498461320My fetish NTR but like as a species.Imagine if monsterkind flourished and enslaved all of humanity and human men get chemically castrated and women become walking wombs for monster babies
>>498483732If I'm not fucking the man in that scenario then it doesn't appeal to me. Early and often, with cuddles after.
>>498483968You may lay with the men.All must be useful in their own way
Fave wants every psychologist DEAD and thrown into a SEPTIC TANK
>>498484713Why is fave a Scientologist
>>498484463You do not hate a dog for being unable to write, nor a man who was born blind for not appreciating a movie. I must make them feel loved. That's the main appeal of the fetish for me.
>>498484794Fave wants to do that to the sociologists too
>>498485550Why is fave dyslexic
you WILL post faveyou WILL post faveyou WILL post fave
>>498487623is this real chat?
>>498487669yes check your email
>>498487137Catty spraining her ankle on a broken sidewalk and needing a medical boot for a few days. What would that look like for someone with paws?
goober
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysSxxIqKNN0
https://youtu.be/j5-yKhDd64s
dead thread
>>498461320condom suit
Shut up!!
>>498496469no one is alive and talking though what are you on about
>>498496534He's using reverse psychology to revive the thread
>>498461989>Adult Asriel 7 yes 9 noNice one, /utg/ fucking spite voting one of the most important...>Grillby 5 yes 11 noOK THAT'S GOING TOO FARnot actually mad about the results I just think that's pretty funny
>>49849747kissable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TP0abZdRXg
>>498497532I wasn't spite posting I'm just not a huge Asriel fan and we already have Flowey on the team who is Asriel but cool
gote...
>>498499530gape
>>498499629we gapin
>>498500005But first I need to rub his tum and thighs until he's all hot and bothered
>>498500186How sensitive is da tummy?
>>498500382Very sensitive, he might start shaking a little and getting hard if you rub him too much
>>498500650it'll be fiiiiine.Nothing like overstimming your goots early in the morning!
>>498500759He needs his morning rubs before the afternoon rubs and night rubs. Which escalates into something more lewd every time
>>498501083Always rubbing!Never stop rubbing gote!
did you remember to give your fave a shot of hugs and support today anon?
>>498501479I gooned thinking about her, does that count?
>>498502696Yes, all kinds of support for faves count :)
>>498472490Chapter 2 killed all my interest so none.
>>498503287For me is was chapter 5.How could toby kill of Susie like that?and the way she went too...Y'think Toby had a vendetta?I mean, they animated her skull getting caved in by kris' boot!
>>498503867>theyIf he had a vendetta, Toby took pleasure in animating it all by himself.
>I tried the stupid drug!>YOU ARE A MONSTER MAN.>This vexes me.
They should kill Kris
for being such a simple name, i actually can't think of many susies in fiction, but quite a few susiesque characters with similar names (including the same name multiple times)how did you do this, toby? how do you find an unused but unoriginal name and face? i hate this, every other week i'm finding some old story or show and having to go "ahh fuck, THAT'S where i got that name from, consarn it all"
>>498508040it's called "ripping off ace attorney"
big shit
imagine kris bleeding out after being stabbed
>>498509046
The beginning of every Smosh video: >>498496469
punching fave
>>498508346those are all jokey pun names though
>(comic) sans>papyrus (font)>(tu)toriel>as(gore)>undyne (undying)>chara(cter)>asriel (asgore+toriel)
>alphys
>>498510591Shy Pal
>>498510591anagram of shy pal
>>498511032>>498511064Shy pal mind
>>498511032>>498511064>Headcanon
>>498511032>>498511064Alphys is not and will never be my “pal”.
Did you ever notice that Crash is an anagram for... SARHC?
>>498511149>AIIIIEEEEE THEY BELIEVE THEIR LYING EYES NOOOOOO MY AGENDA
Mettaton never struck me as a trans allegory.
>>498511376Alphys is also an anagram from Plashy, which means full of puddles
I like slow threads. It's comfy
FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER
>>498511705
>>498511705very obscure reference
hello frens :D
>>498511705GASTER GASTER GASTER GASTER GASTER
Kill everyone.
>>498511543You go to his house and read his stupid diary and he keeps going on about "oooooh my body is soooo baaaad I can never be my REAL self with this body oh nooooo," just beating you over the head with it over and overFrankly it was a little over the top even at the time
>>498511889Hello gote
>>498512146i thought it was literally just him not wanting to be a ghost. i didn’t even know trans existed
>>498512295Precious hoomans
>>498512234hava nice day :)
Ima go watch Bob's Burgers
>>498485169Making the guy feel loved? It's not NTR then, it's just a weird BDSM throuple or whatever the zoomers call them now. NTR is all about the emotional damage aspect. Not to smacktalk you. I actually hate NTR and wish there was more bi stuff without the weird power dynamic crap that seems so popular these days. Feels like pulling teeth to find lovey-dovey kink shit.
how would fave react if you punched them in the face
>>498513227poorly
>>498512153*skull* bro thinks he's part of the gang
Is Toby unc status
>>498513682>older than 16yes
doomin'
https://twitter.com/chulacola/status/1846117483603792196
>>498514834if I pulled his nose would it snap clean off
I was digging thru my old utg folder, found this.Enjoy.
>>498515194i enjoy
>>498515194i’m on my phone and can’t read this. please be more inclusive to people on their phones by uploading images with smaller resolutions.
>>498514834How did he always ends up in situations like this?Even in official stuff (Silence ending when???)
Kill all phonefags
Who else is excited for the part in Deltarune where Kris finally accept their Player Character heritage and unlocks the Frisk fighting style while a sick new remix of Enemy Approaching plays
>>498516354HE SAYS WHAT WE ARE ALL THINKING
>>498516354not my fault i leave the house sometimes
>>498516798>Gets out of the house>Opts to browse /utg/ on 4chud.org
>>498515194I remember that
>>498516954literally yes
he awakes from his slumber
>>498512972Then I guess that's what I like out of it. I don't mind the raceplay element, but if anything I prefer it directed towards me, nothing but a fuckstick.I'd like to imagine Susie feels the same. She knows that she's a beast, and she's only being given more comfortable chains now that she makes a profit at the circus, why not make master feel good? Good girl, good beast, putting your savagery to good use.
I browse /utg/ at work.
Oaoaoughhh! Small shotagota!
>>498519750I'm browsing /utg/ in class right now. Theoretically someone could expose me to the world right now if they were willing to look like a rampaging moron running across the room to photograph me typing.
>>498519750shouldn't you be, y'know,working?
i browse /utg/ at home.
>>498519859NTA but I have a very slow job. >>498519861Psycho.
>>498519750>>498519861I work from home which means I'm doing both of these things right now.
>>498519834Why is former President of the United States Ronald Reagan predator hunting
>>498519859shouldn't you get a job
>>498521124he lives off of daddy's inheritance
>>498521234the vast riches of the kraut family.yes, the estate in Baden-Württemberg is large and situated close to the moselle where the kraut family has had a wine business for at least 200 years.and you?
>>498521668giwtwm>t. 3 hours of sleep
>>498521771>where the kraut family has had a wine business for at least 200 yearsand you're still too lazy to do real work.your family heritage ends with you.
Humans
Deltarune Warioware like game that has a microgame where you have to spell december correctly.
>>498522932that's just this>https://youtu.be/dvIhbvGEPzk
>>498523159you know kraut is just making that up right, it's a very obvious joke.
>>498523265god, people are retarded.
>>498523265he's not making up that he's a lazy bum who doesn't work which is all i cared about
>>498523403you fooled me.
>>498523576that's right, nothing happened in the last 9 hours, i just exist here to make you feel like you are more useful even if you are not.
I found this link in an archived pre-DR thread, a bunch of images a /utg/ drawfag madehttps://imgur.com/a/utg-stuff-rm0XD
>>498523886>ip grabbing link
Undertale/Deltarune?
>>498524038i didn't say you do nothing i said you don't work.your studying doesn't count. most people got that out of the way when they were under 25.
>>498523940worth it for free images
>>498524238Yeah there's an old drawfag collection right there, I just posted it
>>498520625the oil money ran out...
Undertale and Deltarune would be better if there was F O E
Did you guys know about this who is this
>>498524038Kraut have you ever meet Drachenlord by any chance
Can't wait for the part near the end of Deltarune where you quickly run through each Dark World (running through the great board from the card kingdom, the cyber field in the cyber world, a part of the tv world, etc.) but you're only there for a about 20 seconds. Like that part of UTY.This will happen by the way.
>>498524280if you were such an accomplished student, then why are you all such fucking idiots?but all i see are dumb-fucks pretending to be useful with no bitches, no money coping about welfare states.i don't see you working any jobs that go past ditch diggers, trash collectors and working retail or fast food jobs.
>>498524847>samefagging
>>498524821>The Crumbling Tower of Deltarune
>>498523886score
>>498524756>distance: 4 days walking, 11 hours local transit, 5 hours by car.god no. (thank god)
>>498525026i forgot about that part of bigot tower. i wonder if uty ripped it off.
Noelle stays awake for so long that she loses her social filter and stops censoring herself when talking about her lizard fantasies. Catti can barely believe this and is hiding her face in her snake-boy scarf(he doesn't register the touch, just that she's polishing her nose on his scales).
>>498524821>>498525026There were games released before 2023 you know
>>498525467/utg/ is pro one-state solution and palestinian DESSolution./utg/ is an american thread and we love the chosen tribe here.
1124 days
An older Burgerpants doing his mediocre impressions in front of his son: this will be a fundamental>>498525865Barely related; I've made a hobby out of putting on Al Jazeera and attempting to connect the syllables to the subtitles. I don't understand a word of it, but "Yis-a-relli" and "Kha-mas!?!" are new vocal stims for me.
Toby acquired his fame through the power of Allah and Jihad
O' Allah, grant me (laughs)
>>498526951Allah willing!
who is that guy
>>498528072Toby Fox
Fave finding out that Pyramid 1 has been activated
>>498528072andrew hussie
>>498528072Rocco Botte
>>498528072unironically who is the guy toby is with though
>>498529243Asgore Dreemurr.
>>498529571oh it's that guy
>>498529659I don't actually know, but he looks similar.
>>498529243Reid Young CEO of Fangamer and Creator of Starmen.netBut you already knew that
>>498529958Indubitably.
fave has absorbed the legendary artifact!
BUT I'M A CREEPI'M A WEIRDO
>>498530349its not just that.
Thread No.498530349The kraut song.
I'm a weird dough
>>498461320transformation
Nobuo Uematsu ened his career as a video game musician before Chapter 3 came out
Pokemon confirmed monster-human impregnation before Deltarune did
>>498531546does that mean you get hard when jevil says "metamorphosis"?
>>498461320!!WARNING!! !!DATAMINING POST DETECTED DO NOT RESPOND!!
>>498531883kek
>>498531704Man I knew he was basically half-retired already but this still stingsHopefully Fantasian kicks ass
>>498532113i personally have some opinions on non-euclidean fetishes but there's worse in the world.imagine being a fag.
>>498474304>The heroine appearsThe heroine appears
Fave had a very detailed vore dream two days ago and it was pretty nice. Said fave
>>498533052Did you cum
A stQrm is brewing... get ready /utg/patriQts... it’s a big Qne...
>>498533678PYRAMID #1 HAS BEEN ACTIVATED !!!ITS MOVING ...
>>498533461No. Neither did fave's fave
Has there been any murders/suicides linked to Undertale or Deltarune yet? Other than you know who.
>>498533678cue per dick did this
>>498534038yes. the boyfriend of some fan artist killed himself for some reason partially caused by her. i don't feel like reading about it though.
Good night, anons, have a lovely day!
>>498534284shift night
>>498534234Sounds like he was just a weak man.I wouldn't put that one on Undertale.
>>498535030I watched that whole gif waiting for someone to be vored.waste of my goddamn time.
>>498535238pranked
>>498535030this gif wasted my timei thought it was gonna be something funny but instead its dumb wankery
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
guys, I found this cool /x/ thread that said it can make me immortal so I might be immortal now.
>>498535030>ywn SAVE Asriel
boobs
>>498535471that's heckin awesome, dude
>>498535471>There are Nazgul's in this thread RIGHT NOW.
>>498462131the hell? i don't remember writing this
https://files.catbox.moe/waczdx.png
>>498536046>smacks balls
>>498535030I thought there was gonna be sex
>>498536046Hummy's gonna enjoy this one!
>>498536138
>>498536046he needs to get those things looked at.that aint healthy.
Thread No.498536046GOD LORD IN HEAVEN WHAT IS THIS SHIT.
>>498536601sorry that as a REAL sansfag my powerlevel is too strong for a fake sansfag like you
Since we haven't seen her legs of the front of her torso there's no proof Catti isn't built exactly like this.
I only fucked you to save you for this exquisite sex
>>498536798one of the best threads i've been on in a while was a catty thirst thread and it's not even because it was about catti but the fact they were talking about fucking video games for once
Invincible season 3 is releasing before Deltarune chapter 3
>>498538267those poor fucking animators
>>498538127I could make this a cat thirst thread any time you want.
"If he is invisable how come I can see him" -Susie
>>498538336not to sound like a weeb but as someone who doesn't watch either i've always disliked how adult animation looks, it's like they try to disconnect from being kiddy by having fugly artstylesanime in comparison has bomb ass animation (i don't watch anime, just going off what i've glanced at on instagram reels) and it comes out at like half the speed. is it overworking? shit probably, but we're on a video game board we should practically be cheering on crunch time since only good shit comes out of it
>>498538267they really sped up production the second season took two and half years to make.
>>498536234wowzer.
>>498538797>cheering on crunch time since only good shit comes out of itFACT!
>>498538882kraut if you point to one single example of a crunch time game being bad (that isn't cyberpunk because that sucked even with all the patches) i will eat my shoes
>>498538843What the fuck is that
>>498539050>kraut replies to a fatass queen picture with a reaction image>you reply with thiswhat kind of mental illness is this?
>>498539506oh wrong (you)
fave is insane in the membrane
>>498539050sonic 06
leave kraut alone hes the only reason we can move faster than 1 thread per day
>>498539050deltarune chapter 2 was rushed and riddled with bugs on release, it was practically unplayable because of how crunched the dev team was to release it as quickly as possible
>>498539643counter point
Anyone else have a belt buckle fetish?
>>498539782did we play different games
>>498538797For every anime with a scene you've seen with bomb ass animation there's hundreds released every year that are just ass and not worth your time.It's simply a volume thing. There is just way more adult animation being produced in Japan so it's more likely that some of it will end up being good.Every season there are 30+ new shows that are complete trash and not worth watching and have shit animation to boot. As someone who watches at least the first episode of every show there is a LOT of trash out there, way more than you probably imagine.
>>498540016i think that was a joke.
>>498539802No, you're the only guy in existence to find belt buckles hot in the history of humanity. Take this opportunity as you will.
>>498540053yeah, i guess i just sorta wanted to bring up how fucking ugly western adult animation isi don't care how good bojack horseman is, it looks like an assault on the eyes that you'd see on a spanish hotel tv
>>498539802Noelle probably developed one as soon as she saw Susie's dark world outfit
>>498540185did we read different posts
>>498539023
>>498539050according to a friend: skull and bones, according to me: starbound (abbandoned), most bethesda games.
>>498540629>skull and boneswasn't this worked on for like 8 years
>>498539782>posting from an alternate timelineis anyone here from the reality where the full game is out by any chance
sorry, slight error, eleven yearsthe problem with skull and bones was that it was meant to be such a giant game yet it was left in the games of fucking Ubisoft Singaporeit'd be like if they got wb montreal to make the new mortal kombat and were surprised when it banged
>>498540702I am, but it was such a huge disappointment that I'd rather let the anons here have their hopes and dreams while they still can. Genuinely Homestuck's true successor.
>>498540629> starboundstarbound had crunch time?wasn't that just a terraria knock off that was in early access forever? doesn't feel like much crunch time was put into that.
>>498541139I remember a time when I was really excited for starbound and even now I get a bit sad thinking about how hard it was fumbled. Truly a sign of things to come
>>498541139i don't know anything about it so i didn't mention it, but why the fuck does the review count SOAR at one point that's marked as "off topic", a term only really use when devs got reviewbombed for their opinions on russia in 2021, was it given out for free or something?(also just to add they DID give wb montreal a big project and were surprised it flopped into the floor, that's what gotham knights was kek)
This is what I get for searching through Twitter.
which fave ass is the fattest
Hey Queen guy,What made you come back to this place? Feels like you've rejoined at a pretty random time and I was wondering what triggered your interest.
>>498542490>gaster made literally everythingwhere are people getting this from
>>498542654At 25 pixels wide I'm fairly confident it's Catti's.
>>498542789i don't know why i keep coming back
>>498542490don't listen to wankyturdles he singlehandledy transformed the theorist landscape into a fan OC hellscape where people run wild with shitty headcanons that make no sense and call you stupid if you don't agree (like thinking the guy who wrote the letter was gaster or that the spamton face in the basement is a cat)
>>498542490They're right though.The dark worlds are deliberately video game worlds. They're were all the game mechanics are and the only sections where the game directly tutorializes to (You) and even has the characters comment on that. You can't be denial about this surely.
>>498543172>i don't knowsound reasoning.
give me an under delta character to draws butt
>>498542960They think since he's sort of the Devil, shattered across time and space and can contact the player, he made THE ENTIRE DARK WORLD AS AN "EXPERIMENT" (ignoring the much more likely possibility that he DISCOVERED it) specifically for (You) and the prophecy and everything we have spent hours looking at and days being made means absolutely nothing.
>>498543375catty
>>498543271Where I disagree is thinking they're ONLY video game worlds and nothing more, which is what this person seems to believe.
>>498543375kris
>>498538425Chubby girl pits <3
the group project kris and susie are supposed to make is a metaphor for gaster’s group project involving the player and kris
>>498543271yes, the dark worlds are videogamey on purpose and gaster is the DARKER THAN DARK motherfucker who probably has some stuff to say about the nature of darkness, but 1. the guy opening up the fountains is The Roaring Knight, they don't spawn naturally2. the world of DELTARUNE is not artificial in nature beyond the introduction of dark fountains3. gaster does not send us into the dark worlds, he made us a vessel then got disconnected from us forcefully, thus he did not create them4. he did not "forcefully connect" our reality to "a world outside" he asked us to connect to his cool device by downloading a program and we would have been fine in a stable timespace outside of deltarune's world if it wasn't for the second speaker saying "actually fuck that" which is how we got into this whole mess in the first place>>498543413although i'd like to correct this little tidbit, deltarune.com had the prophecy on the standard entry 17 wingdings, while ralsei says the prophecy was "whispered among shadows" implying gaster discovered it and told it to ralsei (and probably the other schizobosses because they're gasterpilled, perhaps in an attempt to create a ralsei)
>>498543695I don't know if that's all they are because that's plot speculation where anything (within reason) can be true.All I know is they are definitely on some level literal video game worlds connected to the player.
*meta-narratives my pants*Wubba lubba dub dub
>>498544320Yes Deltarune is a metanarrative if you're only finding this out now you still have time to get out.
>>498538425are you gonna do that yet
>>498544013Oh yeah, my mistake. I do think he discovered/made the prophecy, but I got that grievance mixed up with the crowd who thinks the prophecy is all fake like the dark world in their eyes.
>>498540201I think I just have low standards for that sort of thing, I'd be sooner to drop a show for shitty voice acting than subpar art, even if I look away sometimes. But that's when I actually used to watch TV of any sort, so that's probably not the case anymore.
>>498544420not that guy but i've always found the metanarrative shit in undertale the more bland parts of the story, the whole concept of choosing to be violent or not changing the path you take seeming like a way more interesting hook at least in my mindplus the whole "saving/loading is real in this world and that is what determination is" was just pointless imo
>>498544441I choose not to do it out of respect to other posters.
>>498544740You're lame
>>498543640
>>498544849I'm just a nice guy. I care about the thread.
>>498544664Even Flowey reacting to restarting at the beginning/your actions in the Toriel fight and the other characters' deja vu?
>>498545102based
>>498545003bongos
>>498545123i do like the flowey bits yeah, and the deja vui just dislike how it's wrote but don't quote me on this since i haven't replayed undertale since it came out on vita
>>498545003 >>498545102Imagine her smell
>>498545337Plot Twist: She smells really nice actually because she finds thrown out perfumes in the garbage.
>>498544664That's fine, I personally enjoy it but I can understand why some other people are annoyed by it. My point was just that the metanarrative stuff is there and relevant and if it bothers you you're going to be disappointed when it keeps coming up.
>>498539050Literally every shitty Sonic game in the past 18 years, which is coincidentally most Sonic games.
>>498545784>if it bothers youi don't mind it in deltarune, feels way more polished in a way? like if you told me the shit about saving being real haha gotcha was a last minute addition i'd believe youbut again, not the guy that brought it up earlier. what do you thinks gonna happen with that vessel?
>>498545691The lack of Susie & Jevil art in my folder is criminal.
>>498544664Getting to experience what Flowey did is way more interesting than "Erm... Maybe killing everyone you meet... ISN'T the right answer..."
>>498546006yeah but sonic is a special case where it's just fucking dogshit for moronic autists, i'd say halo infinite is a genuinely good example although again, special case since it was unskilled toothless retards clapping like seals at more forerunner dogshit despite every single person who played the 343 halos going "no no i don't like this stuff and i would hate if it was in another halo"...or literally any remaster of a rockstar game. that gta trilogy is the best example but again, untalented losers who's only tenure was shitty mobile games and bad ports of rockstar games. now the bully scholarship edition was done by rockstar new england and was so bad at launch that rockstar had to publicly apologise
>>498546212>what do you thinks gonna happen with that vessel?NTA, it's (being controlled by) the Knight, later we'll get to have it on our side. Trust the Thrash Machine comparison.
>>498546514> Trust the Thrash Machine comparison.Never seen this.Do you have a handy image explaining it for a guy like me?
>>498546514kris is the knight theorists btfo
>>498545907>Cellulitis
>>498546230Here you go
>>498546861You are weak.
>>498546979
>>498546861i feel like we have the exact same taste in the female form
>>498546761imo if you think kris is the knight this is either the second rpg you've ever played (first if you skipped undertale) or utterly retarded beyond comprehension
>>498543770https://files.catbox.moe/gvwitb.png
>>498546724I swear there was an image around somewhere, unfortunately I don't have it saved. Thankfully it's pretty simple:>we get to customize both>we can't use them and they get taken from us>we fight them>later we fight using them/with them on our team>>498546761To be fair, if it's not the Vessel, it's Kris. No one else fits the it/they pronouns of the Knight and Kris using it/its could easily be a callback to Chara's pronouns. (the demon that comes when people call its name) It it wasn't for that fact alone, next in line (subjectively) would be Father Alvin.
>>498547321Are there any stores where I can buy skinny spandex leggings with a pocket for my balls to go into?
>>498546979>>498547223Nice.
>>498546861kraut you seem to only like twinky men
goodnight /utg/. i am going to bed now. cya tomorrow.
>>498536046plap
>>498548297oh how the turn tables have something something
I do say that I am a fan of large posteriors
>>498548493this isn't an airport...no need to announce your departure
>>498548297IS THATTHE GAY>actually transSHAY?
>>498548639A man of quality taste I see.
>>498549042
>>498548493gote night
>>498549141absolutely disgusting
>I fucking HATE ASSES. They're DISGUSTING.
>>498549497>kraut hates boobs the defining feature of femininity>he likes butts like a homo gay af
if you had to pick between being a monster in undertale or a darkner in deltarune which would you choose
>>498549141>butts nationI hate this fucking country
>>498549826monster. as long as i stay in the city i'm safe from any murderous humans. for a darkner, all it takes is a lightner or two to close your dark fountain and you're now just a normal, non-sentient object. or you can be destroyed and now you're dead.
>>498549758There is such a thing as an ugly dick, there is such a thing as an ugly set of tits. However, there's never an ass can never be ugly.
>>498549826MonsterI don't want to be an inanimate object.
>>498549826Monster of course, KING ASGORE "Playground Flaying Round" DREEMUR is incompetent and a child murderer but cute enough to lead the war against humanity
>>498550065asses can look bad if they're flat or small. boobs only look bad if they're saggy or wildly asymmetrical in size.
>>498549826who the fuck would want to be a darkner over basically becoming their fursona?
>>498549826id rather be a darkner, i wouldnt hate being a furry but id rather not be one.
>>498550296you don't get to pick what monster you become in this scenario, you could be the fucking ruins rock or whatever, and you also can't control if whenever a human falls it'll decide to exterminate everyone or notyou could also die of old age before seeing the surface
>>498550601just be a non-animal monster
>>498550696Anything's better than the chances of being turned into a sex toy tbhdesu
>>498550719id rather be a darkner than those too, the only real exception would be ghosts i guess since they can choose whichever body to bond with.
>>498550696>you don't get to pick what monster you become in this scenariook but then I also don't get to choose what darkner I am so I could just be some discarded condom schizoboss.monster all the way hard to low roll.
>>498549826As a monster I get to have quirky adventures on the surfaceAs a Darkner I have to bend the knee to some lame as fuck Player Name
>>498550981ok but if you had to choose between discarded condom schizoboss or literally just a plane wouldn't getting gasterpilled while making sex jokes seem like the more appealing option
>>498551183the plane is a cutie.make me tsunderplane any day.
so we all agree that the magical humans that made the barrier could use magic because they absorbed boss monster souls, right?
>>498550065>>498550291this is what plato and diogenes talked about
>>498548806>YEAH DON'T TRY AND BE NICE OR FRIENDLY TO ANYONE ON THIS GENERAL BUDDY
>>498551414Wasn’t that obvious?
>>498551414my headcanon was that they used magic artifacts that can only be created in a ritual where they suck the soul out of a monster and put it into an objectthe ritual requires at least 7 humans to perform and thats where they got the idea for the barrier fromnobody has magic in the modern age because the various artifacts were lost and the process was forgotten after all the monster they would have needed were sealed away
>>498551889that is quite the headcanon
>>498551414The barrier kept all the magic in
New superbossHe was a spare tire that was never used and he felt so bad about wanting an accident to occur so that he can be used for his purpose it made him CRAZY
>>498551414this gives "asriel is dust" more plausibility if kris ever uses magic.
>>498547321gem
>>498547321Holy buttamoly
>>498552001>He was a spare tireFrom my first quick glance I thought he was a roll of TP. Could you make that next?
>>498551948thank youi cannon my head all the time
Any beta Queen porn yet
>>498461141>Odin>God of Witchcraft>"Who keeps sending them...?"Really makes ya think.....
Which character is most likely to make tiktoks harassing minimum wage workers?
>>498553449mettaton literally did this
>>498553449Mettaton
>>498553449jerry
17 dead at Mettaton concert and 84 injured: Reports say lightning bolts, bombs, and legs were launched into the crowd as part of his dance recital
what if fave’s fighting game was at 1800 peak players and desperately needed new content, and fave decided to add nubia
https://vocaroo.com/1dmAqzPGT0Ir
>>498554114Seems like time to get into Rivals 2 instead.
>>498554156what
>>498554156I want to play that, is this real or a shitpost?
>>498554156looks like the freezer in half-life 1
fave accidentally blue-balled themself earlier and it actually physically hurt
Mettaton if he was Mettaton
>>498554623with that camera angle the photographer must be 9 feet tall
>>498554502blueballing is real???
>>498554794yes and it hurts
>>498554436I was thinking the meat locker in I Have no Mouth and I Must Scream
>>498554794did you know women can get blueballed and it's also painful for them
blueballing feels pretty similar to being punched in the gut if any ladies need a comparison
>>498552001why is this actually kinda interesting?
>>498554436>>498554880i was thinking that bit in goodfellas where the guy gets found in the meat lockeror that place in gta 5
Is fave autistic?
>>498555684who said i left?
>>498555631how would you define autism
>>498555913autistic
>>498555631name a single non-autistic utdr character
i'm listening to Hopes and Dreams + SAVE the World in the files and they sound different from the versions on youtube
>>498555631name one single utdr character who isn't autistic
>>498556065>>498556360toriel
>>498556169A lot of Underrune songs play at a different pitch or speed in-game than on the soundtrack
>>498556471i wonder why he did that
>>498556581Quirk
>>498556416yeah but she's christian so therefore has to have at least one autistic child by law
Is Undyne autistic? Her liking anime is just because Alphys showed it to her a lot and tricked her into thinking it's real, so that doesn't seem very autistic to me.
>>498556416all of her books are snail themed and her only interest is baking/getting drunk
achoo!
>>498556885I feel like she's too good at reading intentions and considering others to be very autisticDumb as a brick but not autistic
is sans autistic?papyrus probably is.
Could he beat Hyperdeath Asriel?
Disclaimer: A small percentage of our fans are autistic.
>>498556885probably not, but if you need an example of similar people irl just look at the berserk fanbase
could asgore beat sans
how far would he get in undertale?
>>498556885VERY
Undertale and Deltarune take place in the same universe as Barkley: Shut Up and Jam Gaiden, as proven by the word gun being pluralized as gun's in bothIn Barkley: Shut Up and Jam Gaiden, autism is a status effect that makes your character spaz out during their idle animation but has no other effectUsing this information we can easily find out which Underrune character is the most autistic
>>498558064Is Papyrus therefore the least autistic?
>>498557752yes, he has more endurance and is stronger.
>>498557752sans is able to dodge & at worst stall for as long as he pleases, asgore does not dodge, if karma damage doesnt get to asgore then they just draw i guess.
>>498558945Asgore canonically dodged Undyne's attacks when she first tried to fight him. He can dodge, he just chooses not to when you fight him.
>>498558512Yes
Does Mettaton have a hole?
>>498558805Undertale/Deltarune?
>>498559007you are right i mis-remembered
>>498558805any women that look like this hit me up please
>>498559391Absolutely
>>498559763any woman that looks like this, please beat the shit out of that anon
Can you solve this math problem, /utg/?
>>498559435It is Underrune by transitive property
>>498559035any women that look like this hit me up please
>>498560019I rape anybody who presents me math problems
>>498560184
>>498560019>Chara>HISBASED CHILDREN'S MATH PROBLEM.
>>498560019>chara weighs 165kgFAT!
>>498560019Gravitational potential energy = mass x gravity x height. gravity is given to be 29.4, so we can do 55kg * 29.4 * 110m, and we get 177,870 Joules.Chara is gonna fucking die.
>>498560019I already told you I could.U = MxGxH
>>498560390>chara weighs more than memmgh
>>498560823yeah, if the gravity is multiplied by 3.
>>498560882oh shit you're right chara is 120lbs normallycan you tell i failed math
>>498561094You've gotta be better at organizing your folders man.How do you ever find anything like this?
>>498561305well all my burgerpants images are in the sans folder so i go there for burgerpants and all my sans images are in the berdly folder and berdly images are
120lbs of chara...moaning...panting...gasping for air........
Why does everyone here have such weird Undertale folders? Here's mine.
363lbs of chara... moaning for more food... panting after walking four steps.. gasping for that chicken breast you don't look like you're eating it are you gonna finish it please cmon
>>498561893damn you're a real big Poppupfag huh
>>498561609bleeding out... choking on blood... trying to speak...
>>498562031it's a nice looking character
They are perfect for each other.
>>498561893
>>498562687I FUCKING HATE BEING TALL RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>498562698back in the early days of discord you could flood servers just by having a folder like that, selecting it all and just dragging and dropping
>>498562748what kind of retard WANTS to be a manlet?
>>498563030do you want to swap heights i'm the tallest person i know
>>498563107how tall are you
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>4985631416'0 so not even to the standards of a white chick on tindrthat's not even that tall here but americans word it like a six foot tall person is like fuckin hercules to them
>>498563371do you know 0 people? i'm 6'4 (get on my level) and even that's not incredibly tall.
>>498563458seriously after thinking about it hard i could only really think of one or two people taller
>>498534038>>498534234
>>498563371You aren't even tall.Who is 6 foot even and wishing they were 5 foot.It makes no sense.It's not even like you're some 7 foot freak.
>>498563803im fine with being "protagonist" height anyway, there's a reason they don't have really tall dudes as main charactersyeah that's right i'm ARTHUR MORGAN (picrel was in my chara folder for some reason?)
>>498563968arthur is short
>>498563782Why would I give a shit about any of this ESL shit.
>>498563782>even more offtopic drama about literal whos
>>498564037in the files he was meant to be like 6'5 or something, there's still unused clothing files that're fucking giant plus all the lines where they refer to him like he's goliath or something which don't really make sense now that he's like 5'10
>>498564459*in the beta
>>498564632>beta...
>>498564761>>498564761>>498564761
I wish I was 6'0. I'm stuck being a faggot 5'6 for the rest of my life.
>>498564680the fuck did you want me to say? prerelease? beta is just a catchall term for "shit that didn't get in the final product" nowadays OLD MAN
>>498564791
beta queen porn yet
>>498564990https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-i5s08pYDE
