Skeletons Edition >NewsScream Fortress 2024 is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=230553Bug fixes: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=230723>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Team Funtress: fun.tf2.host (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA)Konata: Konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://teamfortress.tv/33738Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Creators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>CompetitiveNews & Events: https://teamfortress.tvLobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>498336525
Remember: NEVER GOON.
i love ghost fort bros
>>498540926agreed, you should nut inside fempyro as quickly as possible
Post halloween loadouts
>>498541123based
>>498541123so true sister, estradiol and nutting in fempyros
3 NIGASON CART
>niggas fell for the "i have dephresshion" postit says gullible on the celling
>>498541275the baiter exposed himself as a newfag so everyone lost
>>498541158
>>498541378newfriends are everywhere, general is currently being used by ESL zoomers who have nostalgia for 2021 TF2
>>498541586kek what a poorfag
>>498541646trannies also breathe oxygen
>>498541639I don't like stranges or killstreak weapons.
>>498541932>ESLbabble
>where
>>498541623>2021 TF22024 TF2 is the exact same except there's not bots
>>498542052>He's right despite the grammar error
>>498542315if only that were true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>team is getting rolled at the mid point of spineyard>dive in to cap>they then proceed to get rolled at the final point>one pyro is running around behind 'spy checking' but never actually kills the spy>lose>don't even get enough points for the contractI wanted to say so many mean words but I held off.
>>498542585my friend is gay and he never was molested, he just is that way since 2015 so almost a decade...he has a bf though but apparently they're moving in together this year, not every lgbt person is mentally deranged but keep yapping
>>498542774Three of my gay friends where all molested as kids... I'm glad your gay friend wasn't molested and probably just became gay thru excess xeno chemicals... truly dodged a bullet i think
>also post fempyro!ok
>>498542585yes but 4chan is supposed to be an 18+ website and is widely known as a website you shouldn't let immature kids on so you can rest assured that anyone who comes across this is either mature enough to handle its content or already beyond saving
>he has gay friends let alone ones that were molestedwtf lol well anyway back to grinding out contracts
fempyro enjoyers unite!
>>498543371i suppose you're of the "beyond saving" type
Why are a bunch of old accepted cosmetics trending on steam?
>>498542673i fall for this EVERY fucking thread and it makes me laugh EVERY time
>>498543725I assumed it was just what was most popular of all time on there.
How does she cause so much seethe?
>>498545610by existing longer in this world than the guy who seethes about her
>>498543196Yeah more posts like these, please.
>bro is not beating the allegationsyou have to be over 18 to use this site
>see's
what a retarded thread, shut up faggots
>>498540774spooky
>>498543894based
Why the fuck is defaced detonator not halloween restricted but picrel is?
anon discovers the inconsistency of holiday restricted items
>why is this thing from when valve cared different from this thing from a time where valve doesn't care
>>498542461
>>498547560Justice for the Garden Bristles. Gnomephobia will no longer be tolerated.
>still no fix for the bugged blazehattan contract
>this is halloween restricted>>498547236true stop getting spamming fempyro, and being addicted to porn. its faggot shit
is learning english really THIS hard for zoomers?
face peeler restrictedscarecrow isn'tnightmare hunter restrictedcrone's dome isn'trugged respirator restrictedbillion other retarded pyro heads aren'tvicar's vestment restrictedI think you get the point
>>498550446bro stop seething
spineyard is so aryan and based
phoneposting-related typos and simple grammatical errors are obvious signs of a child/retard/ESL spammer and thus should all be bannable offensesunless you append "soldier main btw" to the end of your post in which case extremely based
bro malding still over esl kun being based and anti porn
nuh uh, porn addicted yasoldier main btw
>>498551870>>498552203>>498552284>>498552503
just made a frankly paralyzing amount of food and when i have finished it i will go get my last 9 contracts done
finally found a halloween crate lads...
delete!
>>498556062>3 centsFUCK missed the boat as always nvm
>>498540926based
>every /vg/ thread ever>"this thread needs more waifushit/coomshit" hate thisfuck every waifunigger in every thread you all need locking up>>498552203trvke>>498552284trvke>>498551870brimstone
>>498552920based
>>498552920basedgonna have to make a pilgrimage here bcuz its such abased shallowgodspot
who's he quoting though
i was not strong enough to finish my food before being stunned from the waist down but i will begin my final contracts for this year anyway
reminder that the guy shitposting here all day is>a slav obsessed with americans and trannies >is a self admitted newfag to TF2>samefags constantly>is currently ban evading
>>498540774>>498540926honorary floyd thread btw!
>>498558069not big surprise
>>498558069it was pretty obvious these were all the same retard but thanks for the hard proof
>>498558224all in a day's work
>>498558069>>is currently ban evadingMeds lmao.I will be 100% honest for you, 24/7 resident schizo.>>498558171>>498557584>>498557760These are my posts. Thats it. Havent posted since last night lmao
>>498558352>>498558224Jeez you actually think you're proper clever. It's hilarious.Some fat balding retard who spends all day here thats all you are
More FemPyro please!
>>498558721well I've got nothing better to do while I wait for the matchmaker to find me a match
>>498558721how does she make one retard so angry bros
Must be traumatizing getting btfo by a newfag, RIP
>>498549859good, less people playing zombie infection slop
>>498549893>>this is halloween restrictedThey will never update that shit sadly. Instead of unrestricting such items that already exists they will keep piling up new slopmetics every year.
>>498558975>>498558995You're my favorite posters. Really helps make those wait times fly
>fempyro schizo still thinks its just one guy when there were atleast 4 btfo'ing him last night
Scout brain
Janny is confirmed anti trans chudcel
>>498559667>obsessed schizo still thinks there's only one fempyro poster and is still pretending he wasn't samefagging when the mods deleted all his posts with one button press
>>498559461hudda hudda
>>498559461always a pleasure helping out a fellow Team Fortress 2 player
>>498560162and a mmph mphna mprh to you too>>498560193I should pay you with how many times you've helped.
>>498551870phoneposters dont make typos because they have autocorrect doeif anytyhing, proper capitalization, periods and spelling are signs of phoneposterinos
>>498560597your kind words are plenty enough payment
>>498540774Two teams, one red and the other blue, fighting for a common goal, a constant war, never get lost, always be attentive and never retreat.
>>498560956>anytyhingI wonder what type of poster could be behind this post.
like fucking genuinely I despise the fact fempyro isn't real and I'm in a universe where she isn't I NEED TO FUCK A FAT FEMPYRO ASS ON GODI NEEEEEED HERRRRRAm I cooked /vg/? Also, more fempyro.
>>498561860No, that's the normal response to seeing Fempyro. We just have to keep believing one day we'll meet a Fempyro wife. Found out recently the creator of Fempyro, FanciestofPants is married. Good for him
>>498543725somethings up with the workshop lately where older items are being mistakenly assumed to be recently popular. it's happening on the gmod workshop too.
>>498563585During periods of no new uploads the Steam workshop algorithm seems to pick random items to promote
*does my slime contract*oh wait game coordinator, its chewsday innit
Is steam down or is it just me
[ReliableMsg] PartyQueueForMatch send STALLED for Party ID 666666666666, Embedded Options 1 -- No GC session, retryingnice game coordinator dogs
my slime contract didnt count and then it started a new game when the coordinator was back on and i killed one guy and it went uhhhhh>server shutting downjust out of nowhereso thats cool
>tranny porn addicts pulled a Silva pepe schizo theory and think demofloyd is some other dude and not me...Gg
>>498565079i found another slime server and all my points from 20 minutes before that counted so we're goodnow i just need corruption or farm or perks or helltrain
helltrain more like hell
>>498566167yeah i thought it was better than it isnot excruciating but not very fun either
accounts who complete a contract on outburst are exploiting a bug in the game and will be B4NNED!
reminded of that furry aimbotter claiming he was VAC banned for using a funny teleporter expoit
off 2 a good start this scream fortres....free items are the future...
>Just so you know, I don't give a lot of these outPauling you fucking liar, you've given me like 40 of these same packages already
>get bored of wasting an entire minute building a complete sentry nest >one spy can destroy it as my team is oblivious to anything that's happening if it isn't looking towards the cart>no spy checking, ever>decide to fuck around with pyro>fucker is surprisingly fun>quickly understand the timing of soldiers shooting rockets and get some neat plays where I even got congratulated for (lol)>spam scorch shot on Dustbowl and cock block everybody on blu. Even if it won't do a lot of damage snipers can't play when their camera is being fucked with.>what's that? you want to über push? Too bad I can just press right click and show you the door>Not to mention medics randomly give you überWhy is he so fucking based? Arguably one of the most powerful classes if played correctly.>>498551870Engi main btw (I'm based-er)
any big nerds here who already solved all the contracts? I still have to finish 25
>>498570708i think i have roughly the same amount left myself, should be able to nolife it over the weekend
Should I play in the Inhouse or should I do tf2 halloween contracts?
>>498570061Pyro is great because he makes compoids mad when played well, but unfortunately I don't think the class is powerful enough to solo carry a game unless that hinges on shutting down a single spy or something. He also seems to depend on medics far more than other classes.
>>498570708ive got 3 left not counting blaze because its impossbleim on perks rn
>>498571024no wait i counted wrong its corruption, farm, sinthetic and sandcastle which is a little skibidi because two are locked behind the other two so i can only queue for farm and corruption
>quickly understand the timing of soldiers shooting rocketsb4nny says reflects are 100% luck based and I'd say he knows a little more about TF2 than you do, pal
https://youtu.be/rnamhlc94X4?si=QqDqz3oLuKEw0Dtt
>>498572201i've seen some pyro mains say this too (like that gay black gentleman who killed b4nny that one time)
>>498573030no, he doesn't main pyrohewhoowl
compfag 6 stacks when they play against f2ps with <50 hours
i miss tagg
>>498573956Is this the V2 one? I really hope this doesn't get Eric's>It would be unfair to the people who already unboxed or purchased itresponse
>>498572201>long rangeno>close rangesimilar to rps, you may be able to play mind games against relatively competent players but it's pure luck at the lowest and highest levels of play
>>498572201Reflecting uses 3 different skills:>prediction, when you're too close to react (there is luck involved here)>reaction speed, when you're far enough to have time to react but close enough for this to be a relevant skill>timing, when you use size-perception to airblast at the right timeOf course the class whose only skill is clicking on feet would have trouble understanding that a single mechanic like airblast reflection has multiple skills
>>498573956the bad thing is this cant be unboxed on old hats
>>498575469its not, you can imagine when theyre going to fire
>>498575716hi pyrofriend, when's the next infographic dropping?
>>498574960What other effects has that happened to
>>498575716Shooting rockets uses 3 different skills:>prediction, when you're too far away to hit point blank shots>reaction speed, when you're peeking corners at the risk of getting headshot or ambushed>timing, when you use size and speed perception to shoot at the right timeOf course the class whose only skill is spamming m2 when they see a soldier would have trouble understanding that a single mechanic like shooting rockets has multiple skills>>498576134You can also imagine that your opponent will throw rock, your next hand will be a blackjack, and you won't roll a 7 in craps. Doesn't change the fact that it's all random
>>498574960what's the difference between V1 and V2?
>>498572670heres me fucking b4nny as pyro
>>498576736yeah it doesn't count as "fucking him" if you die to get the kill
heres me fucking b4nny as fempyro
omg
I think the file didn't attach
>>498576640https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1789268172v1 is more triangle shaped with 'sharp edges', while v2 is more like Burning and Scorching flames, oval in shape 0 with the fire appearing at more random points and moving upward with less tapering>>498576489I'm not too sure about effects but I know for the Water Waders Eric declined having the paint region changed for that reason.
too hot for a christian image board
>>498577026I see, the V2 does look better>Water Waders Eric declined having the paint region changed for that reason.to be fair that was years after release, the scout self-rape cosmetic was changed to halloween restricted (soon) after launch so it's not completely unrealistic
>>498576809yeah it counts if he cried on stream friend
>>498577920post him crying on stream then>incoming clip of the most mundane reaction ever
JERMA THE KRITZ JERMAAA
>>498578002
>>498578064oh woah!crummy's burgahs?
>"you need to respect tf2's visual clarity" people when you install mods that remove particles, cosmetics, ragdolls, and lower the texture details, in order to make the game more clear
Halloween heavy
>DVRKMVRSH that highBasedFuck Slophattan (literally just the MvM map with shit zombie mode slapped on top)Fuck "floor is lava + a big tree" VSH
>>498578373i like itrip kitty
>>498578373the tutu is a classic
>>498543196
>>498578376I did not enjoy Darkmarsh. The design is too generic, and RED has too much advantage. As far as Halloween maps go, it's generic, as I've already said.
>>498578307yes which is why so many have been petitioning valve to disable low graphics configs
>>498578002i dont think theyre saved that far
>>498579370Map design reminded me of Venice
Niice 3 shitty teams in a row
>>498580261you are no better than them tho
FUCK so close
Got lucky with getting the original 4 bird heads from packages and transmutes last year but now on my last 5 contracts this year and still haven't gotten either of the last two pieces for the sgt hellsing set
Aww, DW you're gonna leave just like that?
>It's the Graveyard contract
i want to summon blessedviva. do you spend 300 dollars on a single hat?
>>498582645if you want to summon him, talk about how he always attracts zoomers to his streams (which he hates) but doesn't recognize that zoomers are attracted to his personality
>>498556210Have you tried getting a job?
>>498583176i did, they chose a guy in a body bag over me
>>498578068wtf b4nny fucked a cat?when did he do that
>some halloween hats can be used in crafting>use the rebuild headgear craft>get a random cool free hat
>>498578373rip Bear. Cute cat.
More like Shallowheimer because that was one hefty trvke he just dropped
>>498579370I literally don't care and youre gay
>>498541158Nothing fancy but I do like the vampire outfit
>>498560105shut up nigga
>>498584969what happened?
>>498586116Bloodwater moment
>>498586116fug didn't mean to post that one guyzz>>498586116Some person idk. It got heated!
>its another compfag tranny stomping the lobby againthese people deserve to be kicked like any other cheater, most of them are cheating anyway
>>498587513What class? Only then can i decide whether to agree or disagree.
>the singular Demofloyd poster
Someone being much better than you in 1 particular match does not necessarily mean they are a "compfag" or are cheating.
Love saying shit like "yo red team spectate x, hes looking a bit sus" after i get killed by a sniper
>>498587856hello compfaggot. there are no children to groom here, maybe reddit is somewhere you can thrive
Compfag schizo off the rails rn :/
>>498587513but they won't be because most people aren't losers like you who don't recognise the value of skill. so cry on and keep requeuing until you get a noob match where you can pretend you're good
Is this general healing? A few months or even years ago this place would be kvetching about le ebil compflagots but now the pendulum is swinging to total noob nigger death.
>>498588568TF2 is healing actually now that shitters moved on, got good or stopped complaining.
>>498588107why? do you like boosting their egos?
>>498588568Slutsty will surely send the pendulum the other way with his upcoming kino... right?
>>498586460Who dares insult King Shallow?
>>498584969>>498586460I had a feeling this would end up here. I joined a bloodwater match and am greeted by this tranny with a heart name "estrogen beam" medi gun being deranged: just talking every 5 seconds and ranting about cum and porn nonstop to no-one. Goes up to me and looks at me like I'm food and says they have fempyro mod (I was playing pyro). I don't want to get involved with this guy so I ignore him for a while hoping he leaves me aloneBut he keeps trying to rope me in, asking me to remove my backscratcher etc and just say "I would really prefer if you didn't talk to me". He has a melty and then proceeds to obsess over me over the course of two games mentioning me every other minute even though I don't say anything to him again until like 40 minutes later when he keeps trying to talk to me. I'm sure you have some of the other chat loggs of me calling him creepy and deranged. Anyways, this sends him into turbo melty, even more so when some of you agree with me
>>498590303you should have went in on that and got some preemo tf2 bussy and gock
>>498590303I dont get this, i was starting to think you were just playing along with some weird friend or who just knew you already?Fucking lmao
>>498590303>>498590931>femboy pyroThat's a different mod than fempyro, everyone who uses femboy pyro is known to be a flaming faggot
>>498542774he probably was but repressed it, or otherwise had some sort of dysfunctional family dynamic
can you retards keep your interpersonal drama out of the threadthanks
>>498590734I'd really prefer if you didn't speak to meBut to be candid, I don't normally say such unsporting or brusque things even if it would be forthright. But these "uwu" megafaggots who are all about being superwholesome chungus whilst also being deplorably vulgar and upfrontly degenerate are really vexing and unslightly to me. Calling them creepy is probably something most at odds with their façade.Overall, it was kinda amusing though >>498590931You think so low of me that I'd find myself in such company. Literally just some random I've never seen before just constantly bothering me because he wanted to pocket me but I had the back scratcher on
>>498591735>Literally just some random I've never seen before just constantly bothering me because he wanted to pocket me but I had the back scratcher onIt's pretty bizarre even for a TF2 interaction.
>>498560193squishy navel squishy navel
>>498590303>>498590931please tell me you have the full melty. This sounds hilarious
>>498568535do people like this just because it's a cool cosmetic or does it have/modify voice lines
>>498592160former
>>498575716who cares that it has multiple skills when everyone uses airblast scripts
>>498592160It was one of the first cosmetics to do "face replacement" with facial flexes so mostly the former
>>498568535>Buttons are T + F + 4 arrowpad buttons or whatever theyre calledTF4 confirmed??
>>498589339>>498592108Patched together some of the shit... i was bored.
>>498593090yeah it'd be vr-only and then valve will release a community post saying they're dropping it because there's no interest in tf4, not that vr is a complete meme that's as expensive as a couple used cars
>>498593432post knife name
>>498593517Wait, didnt the TF2 VR shit get taken down? It actually looked good too.
I'm tired of fucking player destruction and zombie infection. Actual shit game modes. I'm going to make a pass time map for the next scream fortress that will never get added. Which one do you guys want?>Koth/CTF style map with multiple flanks to both sides spawn area>Ball spawns in the middle>Whatever team holds the ball longer wins so its separated into offense and defense segments>Holding the ball gives you a global outline and marks you for death that lingers a few seconds after a pass>To keep engineers from just turtling add a bundle of new spells one of which is just the throwable sapper but also does a small amount of aoe damage/knockback so it has general use purpose>Themed around stealing one of merasmus spells so takes place in his castle with both teams trying to set it off>Or you can only reduce your timer by keeping the ball in a magic circle on your sideOr>5 CP map>Goals at both ends with cps to capture to advance spawn points>Whichever team scores in the opposing goal at the end wins>Don't have to capture preceding points to unlock goal its just a side objective that helps the main one>Holding ball doesn't give you a global outlineNo fucking underworlds. No wacky bosses all placed randomly on one map. Could even remodel the ball to look like the bombinomicon and both teams are trying to get rid of it because it's annoying them. Talks the entire time you hold it to encourage passing it off to someone else and cover up spy uncloak noises
>>498593432>you screencapped the whole thing>i w-was just bored! honest!sad
>>498593432not gonna lie you look more upset than the tranny here
>>498593957hi kiwi
>>498594030how did you know my secret identity
>>498594096i'm tracking your ip address RIGHT NOW
>>498594134wtf i knew this website was too scary for me. how to i get back to roblox
>>498593957I just found it funny, at the time anyways. Its also funny the whole "brainrot fempyro main" shit surfaces like that when Shallow shows up too.
>>498594226type unbindall in console
>>498592108I want it on the record I was top scoring by a fat margin. I only have this in regards to the melty>>498593432What's missing is the guy repeatedly talking to me and I don't respond for like 30 minutes.>>498593621It was something you guys named during a roll.
>498593997>498593957kiwi on his phone now samefagging too :/
>>498594353thanks. i'll send you some reddit karma after i download some RAM to make sure i'm not hacked. your username is still Anonymous, right?
>>498594226>how to i get back to robloxThat "mad paintball" game with the TF2 maps was fun. Well it had ctf_turbine anyways.
>>498594356>doesn't count as a side stab>I still get facestabbed by shit where I'm in a corner to my back to the wall and facing the spy the whole time
>>498594356>>498593432Why are faggots so unhinged?
>>498593839try out the 5cp map idea first, its closer to what pass time is really like and i think some people would appreciate being able to play the gamemode without waiting for 3 business days in the casual queue for a single match>No fucking underworlds. No wacky bosses all placed randomly on one map.finally some good game design. what about pumpkin bombs though?
>>498594426I haven't played TF2 since last week so you wouldn't be able to paint me as anybody in that matchjust saying shallow's on the defense that entire conversation and acting like he totally doesn't care but he screencapped the whole thing and privated his inventory the second someone questioned it so... he totally did care and was upset
hahahaha he privated his inventory too?he sure is secretive for an attention whore
>>498595743>>498595867uh I didn't take any screencaps and my inventory has always been private. Why wouldn't it be? If you want to see the knife name https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/449053740/#449119181Last I'm saying on this since you're clearly on an agenda. Feel free to leave a comment on my profile to unprivate it
Fuck Miss Pauling. Get head from Miss Pauling. Highlight Miss Pauling posters. Fuck Miss Pauling on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Snap off Miss Paulings bra. Follow Miss Pauling threads. ERP with Miss Pauling posters. Cum inside Miss Pauling. Hang Miss Pauling in shibari bondage. Have Miss Pauling make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into Miss Pauling. Fry Miss Paulings brains with sex. Toss Miss Paulings salad. Urinate into Miss Paulings mouth (she's into it). Judo throw Miss Pauling onto a bed. Blackmail Miss Pauling into sex with their dox. Twist Miss Paulings nipples. Report your love for Miss Pauling to Valve. Always uber Miss Pauling. Split Miss Paulings legs in half. Sexually heal Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling surprise buttsex. Critically hit Miss Pauling in the womb. Impregnate Miss Pauling. Get trapped into sex by demon Miss Pauling from the underworld. Dump sperm into Miss Paulings cum dumpster. Submerge Miss Pauling into a vat of cum. Eat Miss Paulings pussy. Dissect Miss Paulings clothes off. Dominate Miss Pauling after defeating a bread monster. Slap Miss Paulings face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give Miss Pauling prom dates. Make Miss Pauling suck'em. Cream inside Miss Paulings' holes. Lobotomize Miss Pauling into a sex slave. Mandatory slut training for Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling your love paste. Drown Miss Pauling in mad milk. Whip Miss Paulings ass with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with Miss Pauling. Invite Miss Pauling to your mvm lobby. Feed Miss Pauling your semen. Give Miss Pauling your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck Miss Pauling like an alligator. Slice Miss Paulings clothes off with the half-zatoichi. Clone Miss Pauling to have 2 of your favourite fuck buddy. Listen to Miss Paulings farts through the ConTracker.
>>498596263>uh I didn't take any screencapsthe hell is this then bro>>498593432
>>498596392Someone else? Do you forget I wasn't the one who brought this thing up?
>Last I'm sayingthank god>...on thisaw man
>>498596440so you mean to say you have a lackey who follows you around and kisses up to you? that's sad>don't worry boss I made a screencap of that mean ol' tranny for you
>>498596569>>498596392Read my post >>498590931I just stumbled upon it.
>>498596447>>498596569>>498597054
>>498558069>>498590303>mr.firefox in the killfeed>demofloyd being postedyeah that checks out, his goon squad lackey is mr.firefox
>>498596271She's Demo only, jerma.
It's insane how much a frenzy this guy gets in when shallow is here. He's like his reverse lacking who follows him around to seethe at him
>>498596271she lacks a futa bulge
>goon squad lackeyThe schizo is SO desperate to project onto me
idk bro you're the one who screencapped all of a tranny's messages and started to blogpost about it hereif you don't want people to make fun of you then don't blogpost pointless shit here
>>498597439The funniest thing about your meltdown about this is that i literally posted >>498586282 by accident before and you didnt see but then you act like you just cracked the enigma code.
tf2?
>>498597897Demofloyd as my wingmanShallow God as my dispenser of justice
>post gameplay webms>general devolves into Red Scare tier tribalism and insanitylmao
>blogpost about some random person you played with>have a meltdown when people make fun of you for caring so much about some rando you played withlmao
>>498597897demofloyd
The anti-Shallow cabal are literally sending sleeper agents over to his Halloween map matches to start shit with him now.This is getting serious.
a demoman on fentanyl just sticky jumped and flew over my house
>i can't breathe, laddeh!
>>498598745fr?
>>498598793No pyro! That cake is a lie!
>>498597637y-you too
>>498598782>>>/wsg/5703402
I cast 20 years of tooth decay on demofloyd avatarfag
If the crusader's crossbow never existed and you proposed the idea of it right now, everyone would call you a retard>uh it's a 1-shot needlegun>and it reloads when you put it away>but the needle does uhhh... 50 damage, yeah>with reverse damage falloff!>and it heals your teammates for over 100 health when you shoot 'em!>and it still builds uber based on your healing!
>>498600613it's crazy how just 1 of those things would be OP for medic, but they combined it all into one packagethe equalizer got split apart for less than that
>>498600724and to think they'd nerf a weapon into complete obsolescence over a meme video https://youtu.be/X_OfuZa3xcE
>>498600613If I were to change one thing about the weapon to nerf it while maintaining its identity, it would be to remove the passive reload. If I could change more, it would be to lower the healing amount so that it can still turn the tide of an engagement, but not by such an enormous degree, and maybe increase the reload time or remove its ability to crit. It's far too powerful and has disproportionate impact compared to the other Medic primaries.
>>498600613Why isnt there a gun where you still have to track teammates to heal ? Like half medigun half syringe gun?
>>498600883I miss when you could do stupid shit like this and valve wouldn't nerf it into the ground because it's fun
>>498598537there is an unironic antishallow schizo itts thoughbeit. Wouldn't surprise me>>498600613They should really give medic more primaries. It's literally just crossbow and "needle gun if you're trolling". Like, his weapons can be anything since it's not core to his character like scout shotgun or soldier rockets.
>>498597637starycrow spotted
>>498602525medic should only have needleguns, he's not supposed to have a good primary
medic should actually have a shotgun thoughever
can I still afk on top of the cart cloaked as spy for contract points im tired of playing shitty slop payload maps
>>498603635Imagine how much more expensive shotgun variants would be if 4 classes could use one
anti-crossbow plebs will never know the joys of-doing fast and effective healing-sniping enemies and friends across the map-one-shotting a soldier with a random crit-knowing how to aim
>>498604291That would make it 5, but yeah
>>498604371>-knowing how to aimok you got me
>>498603635dirty bomb and tfc showed us that's a retarded idea
>>498604371>-doing fast and effective healingcrossbow plebs won't know this either because they never use their medigun or land their shots
>>498603635engi was a shotgun tho
my medic is on the quickfixhe ubersopps pick up critsi get turned into a red stain
>>498606591what did he mean by this
>>498601631
>>498606647engi is a medic :)
>>498606773whats that white stuff?
>>498607041Mad Milk is a community-created secondary weapon for the Scout. It is a generic glass bottle of a non-milk substance with no cap. The liquid inside sloshes with the player's movements.
i only need sinthetic and sandcastle (and blaze, later) nowtf2 shouldnt be closed yet its only 2am
>>498541158stealing this, didnt know that goat head existed
I am literally incapable of enjoying TF2 casually anymore as someone who has been playing since 2009. I get so fucking tilted all the time. I'm constantly looking at the scoreboard. Every time someone is slightly suspicious I look up their profile. I say this fully aware of how stupid and childish it is. I don't know what's wrong with me. I've matured a lot in my life but when it comes to TF2 it feels like I regressed. I care too much about my performance but I'm a 100% casual player. I don't give a shit about competitive play in the slightest. I feel like I have to unbind the scoreboard key or something because I just can't enjoy the fucking game. Just shoot mfs and relax. I'm always checking to see who is doing better than me and why.
these teams are fucking trash favella monkeys bro why does the enemy team get four fuckin faggots with unusuals and maxed badges and I get paired with noob shitter f2ps, I'm the same rank as the unusual faggots
>>498609065This, but literally 1/3 of the people killing me are blatantly wallhacking and it's so aggravating
>>498609623if i join the game halfway through i and see my team getting smashed i just leave
>>498590303>he doesn't instantly mute whiners and retards in chat as to not have to read dogshit nonsense while fraggingNGMI
>>498609703I do this normally but it takes 5-20 min to get into the halloween maps so I can't. I'm forced to sit through 6-9 of these shit matches and grind it out
>>498604371i already know the joy of the crossbow, id just rather have the syringe gun because its more funnyi have over 1,000 kills on my strange one and im a lot more proud of that than whatever the fuck amount of kills i have on a rocket launcher or stickybomb launcher, which are EZ mode and kills dont mean anything
casual really needs some sort of map rotation system, there are too many maps
what's the point of getting haunted items if they're still not able to be traded or marketed? they're the same as unique items that are the same>>498611062casual needs some sort of not shit system, it's too shit
>>498611649Haunted is actually the most useless quality in the game. All other qualities actually mean something, but Haunted does not>genuinePromo item>vintageOld item or glitched item>collectors Crafted from a chem kit>hauntedRandom chance...?
>>498609065It's because the cheating is blatant at the moment. The auto stab, auto reflect, wallhacks, critbucket are shameless in almost every server. Snipers toggle openly and no one questions them.
>>498611794haunted means that its possessed by ghosts and thus scarier, hope this helps
>>498612063shooting my ectoplasm / 10
>>498612063fitting avatar
Fuck you Craig you stupid fucking faggot
>>498611794it means green
all my contracts except blaze are doneno magical mercenary yet but now i will mulch duplicates
it's just furfag getup after spellbook page after furfag getup after spellbook page
Why in the fuck does it revert all your progress if you get kicked or leave mid match? I was 88/100 on hassle castle and I got kicked at the end because I wouldn't pocket some vocal homo
Just want some Emerald Jarate and some FemPyro ass...is that too much to ask for
>>498614457>Emerald Jaratehuh
>>498614504
>>498615168Oh yeah, I forgot that was a cosmeticI thought you meant like some kind of fetish thing
>70 transmutes>all this stuff>no magical mercoh well, i think i got my first idiot box and an executioner this yearnow i'll wait for the price of a bscarred piranha war paint to come down and make a scattergun with itbig day for me tomorrow maybe im moving to a new apartment perhaps, not certain but it'll be better than being homelessgn frag buddies
Where have all the lime scouts gone?
>>498615930they take off all their cosmetics to smurf now
>>498615168I crunched mine up and got a ramses regaliaI don't want any more med cosmetics
zombie fempyro stuffs her tits with maggots to make them look bigger!
>>498606773sensei, please stop rubbing kewpie on the students
ENOUGH FILLER SLOP PAGES I DON'T WANT THEM
>>498617745+1 to book is preferable than an untradable case
>>498615930replaced with uwu femboi scouts to be even more obnoxious
>>498617884no it's not
>>498615387Just transmute all that you should have like 50 other tries
If you see a guy called Otto votekick him for racism. Dumbass called one on me for saying europeans were obsessed with america after some dude brought up america out of nowhere to shit on it
>>498614434someone could effectively blackmail you into pocketing them if they threatened a votekick and the team is full of auto-f1 shit eating retards
is matchmaking fixed?
its unfixable.
Least worst halloween map this year, go
>>498620521circus
most of the halloween maps are a series of right angles with no thought put into map flow or logic
They should make a map where you run around as props permanently for no other purpose than making it as confusing as possible and the map has a boss that is a tiny prop that you have to find and it gives you firestorm and it's the only spell in the entire map
>>498620521toxic, by no means a great map but some fun areas and it avoids harvest/suijin/nucleus curse
no way I solved the Graveyard contract faster than searching any game in casual
>>498620521Circus and Toxic are great Scream Fortress maps.Dynamite is cool but it needs a timer.The A/D one is fine, first point is nice but the last is kinda AIDS with the spell spam too.
>>49857070812 leftA few are basically done just a few more soulsAlways get sick of it every other year so have never played some of these maps like cursed cove beforeDo I get anything extra for completing all contracts?For doing all advanced objectives?
STOP GIVING ME PYRO DUPES JFC
Three least favorite official Halloween maps ever ANDAs many good things about each of them as you can think of even if it's just one good area of an otherwise awful map
>>498625627all of ics's garbage mapsI only have to play on them to do contracts then never again
>>498625528Use the gargoyleI am just saving mine up until I have them allWith the few crates and cases I got I'm over a full page now
>>498625627Those dogshit Payload maps that have no theme at all and it's just a spell/boss spam.You know the ones.
>>498625675I dislike them too and have trouble remembering which is whichI think boss spam can be fun but when it's one at each cart cap with no truce on any and last is always roll d4 monoculi, it gets old. Other than that I'm not sure why I dislike them. Flat with open sightlines I guess? Just really grindy for contracts and just normal play and you have to sweat super hard with everything being so open, snipers and sentries everywhere, I guess
>>498625627>precipicethe cart looks nice i guess>spookeyridgethe portals are cool in theory but in practice they do fucking nothingi hate this map so much>erebusthe most hated map of all time across all playersyou can only find good in it by looking at what it doesnt have, and what it doesnt have is halloween bosses everywhere raping your ass
https://youtu.be/GtOK7B_hkSI?si=fbHqLc3lFPxAzmJ_&t=909
>>498626312Man, I had Spookeyridge in my search for multiple days because the servers I'd load into would end and break, or there'd be some group of ultra sweats with matching gay names stomping each round, or so on. Just that dumb name with the extra e like it's old timey but it's just badAnd I don't know why it's bad either
NOT my least favorite at all but anyone else find Los Muertos difficult to look at? I think it looks cool but is too busy with props and the props and buildings themselves are too detailed for TF2It's not one of those shit maps where half the map is too dark to see team colors easily, it's really well lit but the lighting makes it hard to look at things or look for other playersI don't know if it's just too bright for me overall, too much light from below rather than above, too many light sources with various qualities all in one place, or what, but it's confusing to look at.Anyone more observant than me know what it might be, or anyone know if a map maker has remade a version with different lighting and less visual clutter?
>>498625709I have been>>498626290I hate them because there's constant underworld spam with invincible crit players flying around and FUCKING GHOSTS spawning on top of you CONSTANTLY and also the bosses/skeletons will absolutely refuse to target the enemy team so say goodbye to your defensive hold/offensive push
>>498627228Spell spam or ambush triple demo pills to the face is the only way I get kills on some of these servers where everyone is an overhealed heavy or soldier with a vacc up their ass and there are no relevant features for cover
>>498627180yes. while i was playing it i couldn't stop thinking of this OW map
Someone explain to me in detail how the fuck the tesla/vortex/black hole spell works. I shoot the shit directly into the enemy team and it barely does 80 fucking damage, and it barely picks any of them up. Meanwhile some shitheap camping our spawn can completely miss me with it, and it'll suck me in from 10 feet away and do 500 damage. Had some fucking dork that survived me throwing it at him point blank in a hallway try to weasel an explanation out of his ass about how if you don't look at it, it doesn't pull you in, even though he just stared at me the whole time and held down m1, and somehow managed to survive with almost full hp.
REMINDER FOR NEW AND RETURNING PLAYERS: some player destruction maps still let you pick up bones you drop when entering spawn, if the contract has points just for picking them up you can sometimes run in and out with one bone and max your base contract since bonus objectives now keep adding points once filledOn zombie infection maps go engi and join the existing engi clusterIt's scummy but even if you just plop down a mini and barely get a kill all round, you get 30 for each round you survive so three rounds topsYou can also be a heavy or soldier or pyro and be useful guarding the nest that way A few zombies got ability buffs but they removed the big pre combat speed buff and added respawn timers for zombies as a whole so the new "balanced" version favors survivors heavily on most maps. For points as zombie get good with sniper spit and to improve your map clean up engi nests with soldier or with demo or engi abilityOn player destruction maps where you can't exploit focus more on grabbing crumpkins than bones, they are more points, instant points rather than usually depositing for points and don't put a target on you like being team leader
>>498627623Do you think it's the window lights?Individually they don't seem too bright but there are lots and they're big in addition to the pumpkins etcAlso not even sure if open houses still have them or just the prop houses, don't rememberI kind of want to make a fixed version of some kind
>>498627635forgot img
>>498627635Works like the bison, arbitrary bullshit procs.Seriously though try throwing it diagonally across the path of an enemy or multiple so the opposing force of running and its trajectory break doesn't break them free. though 4 out of 5 times when I try to keep running through the side of one thrown at me it seems to damage me quicker for moving. Also it bounces off of everything except when it doesn't so careful you throw it diagonally but not into anything that makes it bounce back away from them rather than towards them.I've gotten five kills with one of them before but it's a real piece of shit, worse than team skeletons I thinkPossibly worse than two fireballs on average
why is merasmus weak to arrows
>>498627180I never had a problem with los muertos but I find overgrown very hard to look at, so hard I refuse to play on it, it's hideous
100mb update?did they fix queue times?no patch notes
TF2 is unironically in the best state it's been in since 2017, which is 7 years ago for the intellectually challenged.It is fair to say TF2 is in the best state it's been in in almost a decade.Is it good?No.But it's better, and the dumb niggers that can't stop doomposting are starting to piss me off.
>>498630054updated localization files for Ethiopia
>>498630106I will not be content with dogshit just because they scraped the moldy AIDS off of it
>>498630370Is TF2 really that different now than when it was getting updates?The only practical difference is that casual sucks cock and there's a lack of Valve content in updates (which TF2 doesn't need).
>>498630106weapon reverts must happen
>>498630527YesYes, and it shouldn't suck cocks. I'd rather have official valve content than community sloppa, because at least valve was willing to fix or change their shit. Now that they've stopped and offloaded it to troons and baboons, we're stuck with sloppa.
>>498630527The visual downgrades really ruin it for me, lower quality viewmodels to accomadate for the ugly horrible mistake that was skins, garbage festivizer and stat clocks clutter attatched to weapons, butt ugly cosmetics that don't belong in the game, retarded out of character "taunts" that spoil the atmosphere. All of this just gets piled on each and every year.In my opinion love and war was the begining of the downfall of tf2, with terrible balances, trash cosmetics, and normalising dogshit non taunt taunts (conga was a fucking mistake).Then you had Gun Mettle, which introduced skins and contracts and the soul of tf2 was futher stripped from the game.Only for Meet your Match to be the final nail in the coffin, rendering the game completely unrecognisable.The only good thing about this stagnation is the lack of balance changes, because I have no faith whatsoever in post 2013 valve in making any reasonable balance changes, because evidently none of them play the fucking game, and haven't for a long time.
>>498630527>casual sucks cock'nuff said. any tf2 with casual is dogshit tf2, let alone the amount of maps making it impossible to get a match for half of them
Short Circuit should only destroy projectiles after that field travels a small distance.If you get in engineer's face you should be allowed to blow him the fuck up
I want a non-halloween version of Toxic
might honestly make a 300 dollar purchase on mannco store
>>498632180I'm rebuying the unusual my friends got me 10+ years ago and I sold for PC parts when I quit. We've started playing again and I feel really bad.Indulge, anon
>>498632601i remember all those posts from the early 2020's of people saying theyre cashing out but im just cashing in. what do the experts say for how many years this game has left?
>>498632891eh, I think there would be a major upset if Valve just told everyone to go fuck themselves. Can always re-sell down the line and recoup at least some of your losses if you start worrying.
>>4986328913
>>498632601btw not to inspire fear with this post, im sure tf2 will be around by the 2030's
>>498593432> I WISH YOU COULD MUTE CHATtoo little people realize that muting someone's voice chat also does mute the text
Scream Fortress 2024 be like:>Queue for desired map>Get silently booted out of the queue>Queue again>Stare at a blank screen for 15-30 minutes or browse tiktok like the zoomers do>Connect to map>Match ends in 30 seconds and it's the final round>Finish with 10/100 for the contract>Stare at a scoreboard for 2 minutes even if the map vote is 100% the same map>Warmup period to just further waste your time>Play 2 rounds>End at 98/100>Wait some more and play another round>Finish contract>Get an item you already have>Queue for next map>Repeat 58 times
>>498633558>>498632891
>>498631256Nah.
>>498625627slashergraveyardspookeyridgefor graveyard there's at least the 500 dmg cheese to get it over fastlooping the underworld in slasher can be fun for the first 5 minutes I guessi once airblasted someone into a coffin on spookeyridge and it was funnyhonorable mention to hellstone that looks like it's genuinely made by a 5 year old with the double monoculus last point, but at least you can like it in a "so bad it's good" sense
>>498630370>>498631036>>498631209Nice blogpost, amigo. You should write for the Official Blog.
I don't know why I struggle so much getting points in maple ridge eventit's like, a normal koth mapbut i get like 15 points max while for the others I get them gone in one go or two
>>498635114only one of those is me
How do I make Steam friends
Kill zombie pyros. Behead demon pyros with the eyelander. Stop pyros from getting gargoyles. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Defecate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in quicksand. Dump pyros into the grinder on mannhattan. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyro mains. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Kick a monkey pyro from your mvm lobby. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
they say they got rid of the sandman's stun because players don't like having control taken away but then they added a halloween spell that bleeds them and sends them uncontrollably into the skybox
>>498636583I'll be your friend :)
>>498636583I made a couple on /trash/
>>498636717Spells are scream fortress 2014Sandman nerf was in 2017Simple as.
>>498638720>Spells are scream fortress 2014no they're not retard
>>498634970yeah.
>>498636583go to discord and say "who wants to play" and you start from there i guess
>>498636583post steam, I will friend you
>>498637549yikes
>>498638720even if they were, they should've nerfed the bat spell alongside the sandman
God bless the PD maps that let me spam L over a pickup so I can farm points and get my contract done in one round
>>498640882bat spell could never compete with the fireball spellif youre a light class and in the general vicinity of a fireball impact then you are basically dead
>>498641846shoutout to all the faggot light classes I blast with the fireball which somehow survive with 80% of their hp despite tanking it to the face
>>498641656But... PD is the one kind of map which are actually worth playing
>>498642171You just get all the points using the "exploit" (shouldn't take more than a minute) then you can play like normal with the guarantee that you'll have enough points at the end of the round
>>498643202all the ones ive played demand you deposit them, not pick them upalso, whatever happened to rd_asteroid?
Upset to realize that Fempyro in game doesn't do it for me. I popped the mod on to see if I could make a hot loadout, but there's only a few cosmetics that look good with it. Crusader's Getup is the nicest, but it's like $20. I tried the Spice Diver with it but it's way too baggy to look good.
What even was valve thinking with the dead ringer? >let’s give the high iq trickster stealth class a get out of jail free card that doesn’t actually let him play stealthily and encourages reckless behaviorThis item just doesn’t belong in the game. It’s not even overpowered or good, it’s just completely unnecessary and its inclusion only harms the game
>>498643683>trannyneck yourself
>>498644018>faking death, that sounds cool, lets add it
>>498644018>>498644018>What even was valve thinking with the dead ringer?>"oh wow our stealth class is actually very easy to actually detect past a certain skill threshold and he folds like a damp paper towel when he's found out, let's give him a little survivability so he's not completely useless"it's that simple
>>498643683people like you should be thrown into disposal shafts (on Rottenburg)
>>498644018i mean, that can be said with swords and shields, neon annihilator, sandwiches/lunch items, gunboats, backpacks and so on forth
the only buff spy needs is reduced spread on the revolver
>>498643683oh my god oh my god oh my god thats a penis
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3349294006Say what you will, but Lizard Of Oz is kinda based for this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PIZsGNvNNEWas this ever confirmed to be a scrapped official animation for Halloween?
>>498648465Never actually confirmed but more than likely it was a scrapped trailer for Screamfortress 2013 that an employee uploaded since they didn't want their work to just go to waste. Came out a week before the update, has spells in it, the skeleton, and Helltower.
>>498648465SOVL
ahud-cc still hasn't been updated to not be all glitched out and wonky. What HUD are you folks using?
sure is windy in here
Jesus fuck, it only got worse on the redownload
yep pretty windy
NEW KINO JUST DROPPED>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NcnF7Y6Rig
Do you guys actually help people on 2-4 player dead servers or do you just leave once your contract is done?
>>498654942leaving early is xp waste
>>498655067you're not farming any xp on dead servers anyway
>>498654942I help them because to help another in need is kind
>>498655260well yeah, I wouldn't want to be in their shoes, after searching so hard for an arena server only for it to be dead.
>>498655220yeah but I don't want to waste any xp
>>498654942if there actually happens to be any kind of small lobby left by the time im done then of course ill help, being in a truce to help everyone finish their damn contracts is quite rare and i get to experience a sense of community that seems to have mostly vanished without a trace nowadays
why haven't you guys just given up on your contracts this year loleyour not gonna get a chicken kiev for your unending trudging through ICS and ZI maps
I hate teamstacks, even one as low as two people in a party, and I hate that it's trannies nine times out of ten
>>498650890>>498652897improved default hud but I haven't changed to a new version if there is one, so the ranks of players don't show up on the score board and the context menu in inventory is too big
>>498655669I won't give up because to give up is too be weak and weak men create hard times. I do not want to create hard times for my fellow man.
>>498655817hi bagboy
>>498655669it's been like a week and i've done more than half, why would I give up
>>498655743>two stacksdepends on if theyre being dipshits with vaccinator or not, otherwise not that bad, they tend to be pretty skilled and sweaty to the point that it pisses you off thoughanything higher than 2 but below 6 is somehow less sweaty, i think they already know they are gonna fill out their contracts in a single round anyways so they dont try too hard to win, the round is still salvagableSIX STACKS however? just fucking leave immediately, those fuckers will ruin the match and your entire day simultaneously, genuinely fuck these faggots to hell.
>>498655817Ahh that's lame, I like looking at people's ranks to get a good feel of how competent or how dogshit my team is gonna be. Thanks anyway. I'm redownloading TF2 in the meantime to go back to stock HUD since my game is beyond fucked at the moment and hoping a wipe fixes it>>498656504Oh is he an actual bagboy? He must not be from NYC then since we don't have any of those here
Okay, what in the fuck is going on? This is after a redownloading of the game, and my game is still showing up in a smaller screen than the full screen it's supposed to normally be
lol
>>498631816eat shit soldier faggot
It's not original, but it's true, I love cunny!
I cast 20 years tooth decay on the avatarfaggot
>>498656742Live Hellstone reaction
>>498655669already got it yesterday lil bro
>>498659361lil blud is not beating the chicken kiev getting allegations fr
>>498631816short circuit ball is part of why i'm glad valve disappeared for so longthere's no guarantee that the changes they make would be improvements or whether they'd add poorly-thought-out nonsense like that weapongiven the pattern of what gets added to the game i would have little faith in their judgement
>>498659925I miss one of the iterations of the short circuit, i forget which it was. You could run around with it and taser people with it like a machine gun, it was great
>>498658296cute and funny post
Fuck you if you use Tomislav as giant on Crasher.You are anti fun
Crasher is sovlless nv-fvn
>play ICS map>chat is filled with people complaining about the map the whole time>when people get their contracts done they all go "YES FINALLY FREEDOM"
>>498660845Another year of wanting to finish Crasher as soon as possible after thinking it might be fun this year
Feels like Megalo is one of those maps ive played yesterday but it was actually 1 year ago
>>498660481you can, just press m1 instead of m2>>498660754ok i'll use natascha
patch count is over eight hundred!
Gonna try a zombie map. What am I in for?
>>498662620fun
>>498662620idk zombies i guess
>>498662620shit
i fucking HATE megalo
>>498662620Texans and Russians destroying you repeatedly
booty goblinhttps://voca.ro/12Gkc2thwVGy>Verification not required.
>>498663934good post
>they lowered the round amount to 15 on zombie infectiondamn
think they fixed queue times
>>498666313they should do this on sandcastle
>>498662620Try FaN/Bonk/Candy Cane on scout as a survivor and just run around
>>498668021>candy caneatomizer?
>>498630106Revert to quickplay and revert weapon "balance" to pre Tough Break and add actual launch and det sounds to demo's new bullshit weapons and reliable static team colors to the loose cannon projectile and delete the phlog and black box and let me openly trade my lucky unbox for real money, gay Ben
>>498668116That might work too, but candy cane has zero downsides since a demo explosion would oneshot you anyways so you get free health kits
The actual Pyro update we were waiting for
>>498633921Yeah it really really sucksYou are also a retard though for not queueing for all maps available in contrackerYou really only need a small star buffer to do it and it speeds up queue a lot
>>498635185It's one of the sweat approved mapsTry going heavy since it's sightlines city, that fails try demo and spam pills, if that fails go engi and set up a sentry or mini near point
>weSorry, guy. I'm not waiting for anime girls
>>498654942I help them if they are nice and askI set up a rock paper scissors tournament on point on Slasher once it was mostly abandoned so the last four players could finish, and I stayed and helped a new heavy do his contract and pumpkin kills on pit of death I don't join parties when people say to in chat though, I know it makes it faster but it feels inauthentic and I don't want their Internet diseasesAlso if it's a furry and/or gay or pedo name or profile pic or has pronouns in name I won't help in fact I leave those servers on round change
Guyzzz my soul gargoyle just reached Noble!!
I'm shocked that noone has made a TF2 ripoff that leverages the current wave of anime being socially acceptable. Valorant has approximately done this, being a CS clone with extra bells and whistles, and has performed amazingly. I assume it's just because TF2 has no eSports presence, unlike CS, and when Tencent wants to get it's fingers into a new game they want flashy options and don't care for gameplay itself.
>>498655669Because I'm killing it this year, I've never completed before and never even try but the queue times are okay for me this year and I keep landing extremely fat pills and sometimes even survive long enough to get the soul credit for themTurns out the solution was never to be less aggressive and play like a bitch to pick off stragglers likeI see most people do, it was too simply switch from pyro to demo, play twice as aggressively, spam pills over every wall and roll them down every corridor whenever no enemies are visible, and take all the health, ammo, crumpkins, pickups, and spells I see, even if it means charging into certain death, sometimes the other team gets surprised and messes up even without flame procs on them and you get the crumpkin and 4 kills and pickup souls from the first 2 before the cheating sniper even notices you
>>498661407It's me I do that and say that
>>498661407to be honest they're not that bad. as in, they're not painful. the feeling i get from them is less "fuck this so hard" and more "why would someone make this, let alone decide that making these kinds of maps would be their trademark"
>>498636701Fuck zombie pyros. Get head from demon pyros. Help pyros get their gargoyles. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>why yes, I NEEED to collect all the crit pumpkins before our demo can take oneWhat actually goes on in scout players' minds? I really wanna know.
>>498672689Crit Pumpkins (Crumpkins) give Contract Points (Coints)As in, that fast Bostonian is a Scoint
>>498672689contract, miss pauling told me to
>>498672004>they're not painful.The one where two simultaneous Monoculus can spawn on the last payload point is. That's the point where I said "fuck this map so hard"
>took me 11 kills to realise my Hassle Castle contract wasnt activatedAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>498673009>>498673057Well that is just retarded
>>498672658this but zombie femsoldier
is there also a contract for most health kits taken as scout?
>>498673438this is the best way to play scout. only you exist, fuck the team
>>498673438>>498672689>literally happened to me right after reading this as demoman
>>498673438my team owes me health packs in the same way women owe me sex
Even though circus is just another PD map I really, REALLY appeciate the fact that picking up the collectables scores you points for the contract rather than depositing them. That and it also fixes the mode's biggest issue being that you can actually get collectables OUTSIDE of killing people now.
>play a casual and my team has 4 snipers and 3 spysyup thats a leave for me
>>498670593
>it's ok griefing the team and losing the round, i have le contractWhen did this mindset start, when did the object of Team Fortress 2 become the least important thing in the game?
>>498673916its just casual bro lmao :)))
>>498672689I do this, and I play Medic.
>>498673916when scream fortress turned on and the game added ghosts and pumpkin bombs and bosses and skeletons and spells and underworld portals, most people stop taking it seriously at that point
>>498673916when they added other objectives that give you direct rewards
someone care to walk me through the thought process of deciding to add over 9000 maps of tranny slop instead of just a hand full of actually good playable ones?
Adding secondary player-specific goals besides the actual game objective should never have gone further than achievements.
>hand full
>>498666313ok actually it's a good thing (just got done playing 15 rounds)
>>498673782sooo... like... are you bad at the game, or..?
>>498636701this but zombie soldier
morpheus offering you the red pill or the blue pill but its the water waders and the red side is joining the unrecognizable color team by painting it dark green and the blue pill is painting it yellow and becoming a minion
As someone who has been playing tf2 long enough to remember quickplay, I am still surprised every time I hear someone say we need it back.In my opinion, we 100% do not need quickplay back. This seems to be an opinion that has been popularised by several YouTubers riding those rose-tinted glasses to high hell. Matchmaking is the modern standard of videogame lobbies. What we need is TF2's matchmaking improved, we do not need to revert it.
contracts shouldn't require manual activation they should just be enabled on any map you go onit made sense in tough break but the contract system is different now, you rarely have to pick and choose a contract (only for the Halloween bosses) so they should just auto activate upon joining any map and the star system should get removed
Why wasn't this addedhttps://youtu.be/PqdZLuxqBJg?feature=shared
>>498674703There is no processINFINITE GROWTHINFINITE COSMETICSINFINITE MAPS
>>498673916Literally doing this right now on hassle castle. Deal with it lel
>"we should just fix matchmaking" niggas when they realize all their proposed fixes would just turn matchmaking it into quickplay
>>498676671nah you don't understand new players ABSOLUTELY need to have their first experience of tf2 be skial 24/7 2fort
*uses invis spell, rocket jumps with rocket jumper behind enemy and gardens them**sentence mixed Soldier voice*I AM SPY
Gotta bump this bad boy up a bit
>>498676671It started partially because people unironically believed it was a solution to the bot crisis. That somehow 6 bots being able to queue in together was the entire problem and not the bots themselves existing. Ignoring that the alternative would be bots could just adhoc connect to community servers / Valve servers all at once. Sure, some community servers have jannies that could ban the bots (from that server) but it wasn't a better solution than just banning the bots like Valve did.The rest is rose tinted glasses, thinking that every community server under quickplay was golden and not russian roulette if you actually get put in a good one, wanting to stay in the same server instead of re-queuing, wanting to join friends from the server browser, wanting vote scramble back, etc. The best solution is to just add those features to matchmaking like you said.
>>498678837>rose tinted glasses>mentions community serversThat had nothing to do with it or you clearly just don't know what you're talking about. After a point, quickplay only put you in valve servers. You had to actively enable the feature to go to community ones. Most people just played on valve servers anyways, and you could ad hoc connected through the server browser to them too.
Dont know why but i could play carnival all day
>>498679243>That had nothing to do with it or you clearly just don't know what you're talking about. After a point, quickplay only put you in valve servers. You're the one who doesn't know what you're talking about, they didn't add the option to only put you in Valve servers until 2014. The period where that was even an option was only a short duration of quickplay's lifespan and the vast majority of quickplay's lifespan didn't have that option. >You had to actively enable the feature to go to community ones. No you didn't, you're thinking in reverse. The Valve only option had to be manually checked, it wasn't enabled by default. And again, the majority of quickplay's lifespan had the ability to dump you in community servers. The option in 2014 was only added because of people getting sick of the bad community servers.>and you could ad hoc connected through the server browser to them too.If you're going to pigeon-hole your memory to just what quickplay was like post 2014 then you should also remember Valve removed official servers from the server browser in 2015. So that stopped being a thing entirely.And yes, people believed being able to put players in community servers again automatically was a solution to the bot crisis because of the volunteer moderators being able to ban bots. Why the hell do you think the mastercoms "quickplay" was entirely centered around community servers? If you don't believe me just go back through the archives and discussions about it, people believed this was somehow a solution to the bot crisis.
Fills me with chidlike joy and innocence playing this :)
>>498663934is this how the goblin engineer sounds?
>>498681129yes
>>498680217>the vast majority of quickplay's lifespan didn't have that option. And? Obviously the assumption is that they would bring back quickplay in it's latest form, not some random version from 2013.>Why the hell do you think the mastercoms "quickplay" was entirely centered around community servers?Because it couldn't include valve servers due to ad-hoc connections being disallowed?
>permant gay mode
Help me out with a name, mann?
>>498683332what number
>>498681215>And? Obviously the assumption is that they would bring back quickplay in it's latest form, not some random version from 2013.The quickplay everybody nostalgias over is the version that lasted the longest where community servers were included.One of the main talking points about bringing back quickplay is people want to attempt to revive community servers.>Because it couldn't include valve servers due to ad-hoc connections being disallowed?While that is a valid reason, the other point as listed above is people have lamented how MYM killed community servers and want to bring back players to them.
>>498683669community servers never got removed from quickplay though
>>498683332funny seethe
>>498672689Reminder Valve incentives bitch behavior and playing like a retard. Kill someone in actual fight but die right after? Your ONE soul is lost to the abyss. Scum two crumpkins while ignoring enemies? Six points guaranteed so long as you touched enough to pickup before dying.I suck as scout and normally only use meme weapons like the shortstop when I play him but this year I've started using him on maps where I can't get points otherwiseDemo and heavy both getting insta sniped or gibbed consistently by probable cheaters or just great pubstompers?Switch to scunt loadout with default scatter, bonk, and atomizer and grub crumpkins and weakened players and undeserved caps Side note, it's truly amazing how much better than shortstop the default scattergun isI always use shortstop or fan because I got stranges of them cheap when trade servers were real, but maybe I'm not that much worse at scout then other scouts, maybe the shortstop is just that badI'm getting lots of kills with stock
Almost finished contracts. Still don't have the items I wanted. This is sad day.
>>498682365>be scrap admin>your staff is responsible for multiple grooming allegations and the Jesse's Footrest incident>wrack your brain trying to think of a way to repair your site's reputation after a CSAM leak>just slap the homo flag over the site's icon and call it a dayi refuse to believe that even the most deranged faggot in the world would believe that would ever be a good idea. it is such laughably bad optics that even the most terminally-online nazichudcel would look at this and think it's a forced joke, not something that actually happened
>>498673438I do this but as every class on the enemy side of the mapIf I know I am about to die as pyro I will sometimes just set people on fire and retreat around the corner to take their large health kit.I know all four of them will follow me and I won't get a kill most likely but they won't get their healthkit>Just take the health and run! Literally why run when you can drain enemy health and steal their healthkit, then respawn and be back at the front by the time you would heal and return to the fight if you got away, and also deprive your own team's side of the map one or more health kits. Don't get me wrong if I'm right there and need health I'll take our kit and not even bother to call medic because it usually doesn't work, but I really heavily prefer to drink the other team's milkshake and die keeping them pushed back. Fuck a k/d this isn't arena.
>>498686259>Fuck a k/dmonkey is that u
>>498686259>Fuck a k/ddon't mind if i do
>>498673782Btw spam L or go in and out of spawn to quick gain contract pointsAnd yeah I like it too, the game slows to a crawl if the other team has a scunt with 35 pickups being healed by three medics with escort of two soldiers and two heavies and you just have to pick between feeding them more until they finish contracts and hopefully fuck off, or waiting for them to get bored and actually play the video game (both unlikely) I don't think there is actually any need to have the jump pads move thoughI guess it momentarily prevents the snowballers from camping but mostly it is just a big pain in the ass because nucleus has some of the worst and most tedious pathing in the whole game
>>498683669>The quickplay everybody nostalgias over is the version that lasted the longest where community servers were included.Why do you anti-quickplay bots always say shit about "nostalgia" when pro-quickplay individuals EXCLUSIVELY say shit about the OBJECTIVE QUALITIES of quickplay. Quickplay *wasn't* matchmaking, it was just quick, fill-from-bottom-to-top, ezpz server filling.As it turns out, nearly brainless server filling with only a few calculations being made in the name of sorting servers by an objective quality (That being retention) is *more effective* than whatever the fuck Matchmaking is.This is just an objective fact, cue times have been longer since MYM, and in fact the hideously worse performance of Matchmaking was one of the main critiques of MYM.
>>498673916You want me to say with contracts but it was a very long time ago when the first soldier received a black box weapon drop and started nursing his k/d on cart maps while being nowhere near cart the whole map. Egofags need a thrashing.It is funny to make them lose the round and top score on the winning team with a KD of 0.5 though which happens to me way more often than you'd think just doing the objectives and pushing in when I'm at a disadvantage
>>498686052all of scrap tf's admins are close friends with jesse, and the whole thing got memory-holed
>>498676671Every time you think something was "popularized by a group of YouTubers" that was universally known by people who actually play a game you obviously don't, your secret cyst grows larger
>>498683332Built for BPC
>>498683332Boggy B.
>HOW DO WE MAKE SELBYEN BUT AS UNFUN AS POSSIBLE?!!!
>>498688031This is exactly what I thought when I played this map holyshit, and the map loves engis for some reason
>>498688031Good map terrible playersI know it's the last in a contract chain but if you put sentries on the roofs in this map, kill yourselfI did my contract quick because I'm the main character but feel bad for newer players putting up with that bullshit
if you want to get a medic, first kick all the trolldiers and demoknights
>>498688031>>498688689>>498688843>tfw just realized cursed cove is selbyen but halloweenholy fucking shit
>>498687109never forget jesse's footrest
>>498627635>tesla/vortex/black holeelectric hitler
The anti-competitive narrative is collapsing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfg8PgcS-7M
The Moldergrove prank STILL never gets old. You know, the one where the whole silently agrees to leave their team's three best players in gay no floor zone for 20 seconds and you just cap and clean up their second stringers meanwhile.
>>498691332Meanwhile Zesty spins around in his Bond villain chair to shatter compie dreams
>>498691484how is zesty a villainhe's the dark knight of tf2
>>498689556I have no idea what Selbyen is and you guys mentioning it is annoying me, speak American
>>498691656play the game
>>498691598DDOSing Valve servers to ruin Scream Fortress
>>498691696>Bro just simply know every community mapI don't even fucking know remember all the ones valve has added you uncletroon
>>498691332I'm not clicking on that. Give me a tl;dw.
>>498691832well I'm sorry you have alzheimers and it makes you cranky
>>498692051I'm sorry you're a dumb faggot who's proud about memorizing obscure TF2 maps
>>498692118nwo do this with a demoknight
>>498691332yes, let's see the number of competitive players
>>498692332Do you ever stop fucking baiting? If you look up the word "selbyen" on Youtube you get videos with hundreds of thousands of views. There's nothing "obscure" about it.
What was that site where the comptrannies circlejerk?It's cringekino but I forget the URL now
>>498691656>>498691832you are retarted. i've never played that map and took me all of three seconds to find out what was being referenced
>>498692750Holy shit this troon knows how to Google call the press
>>498692750If his objective was to learn about the map all he had to do was fucking Google "selbyen", didn't even need to include "tf2" either. He's that special kind of retard who makes his ignorance everyone else's problem.
>>498692649Wow on YouTube? Waow how could I not have watched the YouTube videos about it and not played it???Wtf other people are less painfully obsessed with this game than you?????
>>498692953Yeah he definitely doesn't know how to search and isn't calling you a faggot acting shocked doesn't know about a map
>>498693310>acting shocked doesn't know about a mapAnd surprise surprise, it's the same fucking ESL AGAIN. Get a hobby.
>>498693496Driven to schizophrenia by having the obvious pointed out to you, get a life retard.
>>498643683god i wish that were me
>>498692941>>498693109>>498693310this is legitimately reddit-tier sarcasm. shouldn't you be off looking for joss whedon or something
>>498693574What, you know about the obvious? You, who are so addicted to ignorance you can't even Google a fucking map before spewing your retardation? Hold your tongue, you fucking pleb.
>>498683993People stopped being dumped in them automatically when MYM removed community servers entirely, which is my point. There's a direct correlation between the decline in community servers with the introduction of MYM that literally everybody's been talking about for the past 8 years.>>498686936>Why do you anti-quickplay bots Why do you assume I'm anti-quickplay just because I said people have nostalgia for quickplay? That much is true. All I've done is explain why people thought reverting to quickplay was somehow a solution to the bot crisis because the other anon started pressing me on it after memory holing community servers being an important part of quickplay. I'm not against quickplay.>pro-quickplay individuals EXCLUSIVELY say shit about the OBJECTIVE QUALITIES of quickplayThe problem is people act like straight up reverting all of the code back to 2015 quickplay is the best solution. If you're only talking about the positive aspects of quickplay, that's ignoring that a full reversion would bring back the negative aspects as well. If you only want the positive aspects, taking those aspects and putting them into a new better form of quickplay/matchmaking would be the best solution. Unfortunately Valve will probably never put that kind of effort in.
if they revert to quickplay they need to A. turn everyone's casual badge into a wearable cosmeticB. wait 2 years so I can hit max level
>>498694301what positives does matchmaking have over quickplay? I can only think of being able to look for multiple gamemodes at a time
>wake up>blazehatten contract still broken>go back to sleep
>>498693668God, you're pathetic.
I'm so sick of contractsI only have about 30 doneI still have like 20+ of these retarded things to goAnd we're getting more slop maps next year too
>>498695006yes, but at least i don't act like a shitty sitcom character
>>498694953Being able to select multiple game modes like you said, limiting your map selection to specific maps instead of everything in a specific game mode, being able to queue together with others (this was a big problem with quickplay, where if you wanted to join a friend there had to be A. space on the server and B. space on their team, otherwise you had to be on the other team and hope someone left) are the main ones. I also like there being a rank based on how much you played even if it doesn't do anything.
>>498695434You don't have to do them.
>>498695525You do, though.
>>498695571but what is comparable to the dopamine rush of opening pumpkins for duplicate cosmetics
>>498695571>>498695853
Bring back teamscramble
>>498696000trip truke
>>498695853i dont tho(i stopped)
>newfag who screams about reddit came from thereNever fails.
is the reddit in the room with us right now, anon
i came here from aokheavennone of you will ever be as cool as me especially the something awful originaltroonsin fact, get down on your knees and suck me right now
yes master*gets down on my knees*
*spreads ass*
So anyway, like I was saying. Can I get an Emerald Jarate drop and some Fempyro ass please?
here's 1/2
>6 teammates afk or friendlythis is much better than people leaving slowly one at a time when their contract is complete
>>498698325damn bitch is blocking the dispenser, needs sex correction stat
>NOOO HEAVY CAN’T BE FAST ENOUGH TO MAKE IT TO THE OBJECTIVE IN A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME>NOOOO THE SCOUT CAN’T GIVE UP HIS PISTOL FOR TEMPORARY INVINCIBILITY>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T USE THE BASE JUMPER TO DODGE MY AIRSHOTS>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T USE THE LOCH-N-LOAD TO HIT ME FROM FURTHER AWAYWhy are comptrannies like this?
>>498698325Thanks, babe. My wounds of being burned by crafting RNG have healed if ever so slightly. I might just buy the cosmetic outright at this point.
>>498701049oh it's you again, glad to be of service, again>I might just buy the cosmetic outright at this point.>check emerald jarate on bp.tf>went up from 2 ref to 20 ref 4 days ago>sell orders are at 60 ref to a keymight want to hold off on that, the traders are pumping up the prices
what is this nigga doing
>>498702804hes always loved competitive fashion games
>>498702804fragging hard at dress to impress
>>498700847>heavy is boring to play as and fight against since counterplay involves hanging back and spamming projectiles until he dies or switching to sniper which is an even lamer class. gru isn't banned because it makes it much easier to spam him down if he uses it, but the disciplinary action is banned in sixes because it lets him move faster than a medic for free>compfag retardation>compfag retardation>compfag retardation
>>498702257I need my daily dose of fempyro, especially with these wait times. And I should of looked into that a bit more. I just figured the price hike was because they were so old.
>>498703246Ahem.Comp is boring shitty and grindy on purpose. They don't want to practice the same three things for 10k hours just to have to do something else ever even once.
Down to my last contracts and I'm finally bottlenecked down to two map search, right now it's graveyard and sanitarium. Now the waiting begins, but I think more people are getting on now that it's closer to Halloween, so hopefully won't be too long.
>>498703868I think they fixed whatever problem existed with the queue.
>>498703868You're probably going to be waiting a while for graveyard compared to any zombiemode map
>>498704016Certainly not on my end, unless there's simply nobody on the west coast playing.
>>498687847This is the one. The Lumbricus Lid not having an unusual variant is understandable, but still disappointing
>>498540774salen de las bases y empieza ya el combate
Took my gargoyle from proud to exalted so far this year, making up for lost Halloweens
>>498704184I actually got in just now without much wait but the server died on requeue, 40 points to goSanitarium done before that, I'm getting there. It was on a Frankfort server but the ping was fine.
so far I've only got 1 mask that I need, two more mask And I can craft Saxton's mask :D
>>498710817I still only have two Merc masks, I missed the original Halloween
Guys, I think Scout might be my third main now
>>498710817Are there any merc masks that you'd want a double of, though? Some ideas I just thought of are Scout mask for fat scout, Sniper mask for ambassador spy, and Demoman mask for blackface
>>498712058too bad heavy is your irl main, you fatty fat fat fat
>>498712259Hmm I might wanna learn how to be a Heavy too, actually. I'm pretty decent at Tracking, so it shouldn't be too difficult
>>498683332"No More Mr. Nice Guy" and use style 2
>>498705642gem
>>498662272>you can, just press m1 instead of m2no it used to be different and better instead of being a melee range pistol with weird autoaim
#498670556this is the type of fag who complains about pinups of clothed women
>>498670593wasn't Monday Night Combat like that? I guess it was ahead of its time. there was also that chink tf2 ripoff where soldier was a firefighter
>>498673916it started when they made contracts you have to stick around until the end of the round foronce you have it done you can either fight and prolong the round as long as possible with a close game or a stalemate, or you can afk in spawn and browse your phone and wait to get rolled so you can turn your shit in and go to the next map/50 you need to grind contract points for
>>498708520that worm face always cracks me up
>>498676671No we don't need more matchmaking garbage determined by an algorithm or formula to try and place us in matches that suit us best because that system fucking sucks and it'll never be good. The old system where it was purely random and stuck you in wherever there was a spot is 1000% better, because at least there's a decent chance you'll get a good game at random. Meanwhile with the retarded SBMM glicko system, once you're ranked for a specific bracket, all you'll get is being shoved into shitty games for that bracket non-stop.
what would be worse, a halloween map where all the spells are blast jump, or where all the spells are meteor rain?
>>498718274All meteor rain would be fun
>>498683669>The quickplay everybody nostalgias over is the version that lasted the longestno, people are nostalgic over its best form, not its worst. are you retarded?
>>498718274Meteor rain because that would get annoying, jump is sometimes useless but the map would be playable and probably have some neat chain jumps you could do
>>498718274i really liked how the crumpkins are replaced with 2x blast jump spell boots on dynamite, you can fly over buildings without invisible walls, and you can also use those ramps near spawn and combo with jump spells to get insane fucking radical air.
Farmageddon only and I immediately get a map
>>498701049why do you want emerald jarate so badly
>>498718483Are you? Nostalgia is stronger in what's older, not newer. The version of quickplay that let you check a box to exclude community servers only lasted 1.5 years at the end of its life and I guarantee most people didn't even know that option was even added.I feel like literally everyone here has somehow memory holed the entire discussion about #bringbackquickplay including putting community servers in the queue again. That's why the discussion around #bringbackquickplay had people bring up Pinion Pot of Gold and the paid cheat servers. If community servers were a non factor in this discussion it wouldn't have even been brought up. Stop being retarded.
>>498719453Are you a bot or just a retard?
>>498719453>Nostalgia is stronger in what's older, not newer.no, it's stronger in what you liked from the past, not what you disliked. not reading the rest, youre a pseud retard
>>498719538Okay so you're not even going to try to argue. Gotcha. Eat a dick.>>498719632And here's the shocker: people liked community servers. People liked ending up on random servers and would end up favorite the ones they liked. Therefore, people have nostalgia for that version of quickplay. Don't pretend otherwise.And you don't develop nostalgia solely for things that are objectively good. More people have nostalgia for launch TF2 despite 2008/9 TF2 being objectively better with Engineer being able to move buildings and Pyro having airblast, etc.
no they dont
>>498720172(yes zey did)Even 360 and PS3 TF2 had active playerbases until very recently.
>>498712112good ideas. Am gonna keep collecting them just to have them too.
>>498719323To complete my halloween medic look, duh
no
yeah
born to play spyforced to play soldier and engi
Casual is based. Community servers were always filled with annoying tranny (or back then, just bronies) fagmins. I'm glad they're dead.
>>498709982escala la colina y lucha dia a dia
>>498721861Casual is filled with furry trannies with pronouns in their fucking steam names right now, retard
>>498721861retard
>>498722515>>498722828And yet you can votekick and harass them with no reprecussion. Whereas if you did that in a community server the tranny fagmins would ban you, leak your ip and try to dox you.
>use vacc and activate bullet resistance>run up to enemy shooting me and melee kill him>he gets salty in chat I should feel bad right
everyone in a 6v6 precipice server collectively agreed to farm souls and pumpkin bomb kills from each other until everyone's contract was finishedthat was the largest lobby in terms of player count ive ever seen collaborate on contracts with
>>498723173I don't know what parallel universe you live in but if you so much as say the nigger word or ask a tranny or a furry to pipe down, you instantly get a votekick started on you that will pass because you're a -phobe or an -ist
try not being an amerifat and that isnt a problem
im not but pop off with your obsession
>>498712058Shallow god would dominate you in a 1v1
How it FEELS to try and kick a cheater in TF2https://youtu.be/KbJt-RRdSLQ
>>498725048Precipice was chill for me too with some cooperation yesterdayIs it possible that maps influence player cognition
so apparently, if there are tiny skeletons on top of a payload cart then it is prevented from being pushed forward no matter the cart speed or whether there are nearby enemies or notas if i didnt fucking hate them enough
Sinthetic done and that's a wrap. I opened all 58 pumpkins at once. I didn't want to scrap only copies of weapons or delete any useless crates, even the shitty skin ones, so I bought another backpack expander, up to 26 pages now. Since I had the steam credit I got a key too and unboxed a spider sights, according to the rarities it is a worst tier but I think it looks cool. I also got a strange count transfer tool, I don't understand the purpose of it but it's another utility item to add to my collection of stuff I'll use later or sell if trade servers ever come back.I only have five items on page 25 and I know I got some dupes, so after I gargoyle I probably won't need to have gotten the backpack extender but it's nice to have space.I got two garden bristles which you guys mentioned and I don't think I had before, and a pyro mask. I didn't get another emerald jarate but I have one from the year it came out.I don't remember what else you guys were saying was good.
>>498726398American lobbies are so insufferable. I've been grinding contracts so I've been put in virginia lobbies and the amount of gays and trannies talking about dildos while everyone else makes corny jokes is insanityEvery American acts like they're starring in a fucking Smosh video
>>498727891I've noticed that Virginia servers are way more active about talking in general compared to LA and Washington servers.Of course it being TF2 means that it's going to get fucking fruity as hell real quickly.
By the way, does including haunted items in the gargoyle transmute make the result haunted too? Does it have to be all three pieces? >>498727891No one cares about your America Derangement Syndrome anon
>>498728016>it being TF2 meansIt's not like that on EU servers though.
>>498728040nope, there is no impact on the result even if your items are three of the shittiest craft hats or three strange haunted chicken kievs.would be neat to get a guaranteed haunted variant if you put three of the same cosmetic though.
>>498728074Don't ever fucking lie to us again, we've all been on plenty of Frankfurt and Stockholm servers, we know what they're like. The only difference is more rage but less talking overall and two Russians spamming chat
>>498728134Yeah it ought to be that way, even the BLTPS grinder has something sort of like thatI suppose I should get rid of my old haunted dupes, they aren't tradeable anyways. I did a bit of gargoyle cleaning before I started but left a few things because I wasn't sure. Time to clean up everything this time.
>>498727303>When a map is so bad that people would rather kill themselves for contract points rather than play it normally
I have some OG voodoo souls that are tradeable but I have haunted versions of some of them now. Are the tradeable ones valuable or rare now or anything before I gargoyle them?
>>498728916yes, never gargoyle tradeable halloween cosmetics
>>498728916you should instead sell them for a quick buck, most go for about 12-13 ref, would be dumb to throw them to the gargoyle if you can trade them for metal and get 10 craft hats in return to transmute with
>>498728916All tradeable Halloween cosmetics are worth something because those stopped being a thing after they got rid of gifts
>>498728962>>498729007>>498729724Thanks anons I'll make sure to keep themI can still transmute "not craftable" stuff, right?
>>498729901No, if it's tradeable non craftable it's still probably worth something. Some non craftable stuff is even worth more than craftable because that stopped being a thing for the Mann Co store
>>498730139I mean if it's not tradeable, craftable OR marketable, I still can transmute right? Also I have a few that are not tradeable or marketable but say "this is a special 2011 item".Is that significant and I shouldn't transmute or does that just show up on all 2011 cosmetics no matter when you get them?So much random metadata to keep track of
>>498730442>I mean if it's not tradeable, craftable OR marketable, I still can transmute right?Yeah, that's trash you can get rid of>Also I have a few that are not tradeable or marketable but say "this is a special 2011 item".That must appear on all 2011 costume sets, because if they were actually from 2011 like mine are they'd be tradeable. So you can probably transmute those too
>>498721718I can't play engie during halloween, spells fuck your shit up too easily.
>>498731297Engi is basically easiest souls especially mini scumming, but it's bad for your own immortal soul to do that
>>498731297they do basically no damage to buildings, what spells do you mean? you often die before your buildings do
>>498730604Appreciate it. Thanks to you guys I have 43 non tradeable trash items, over a page, some from this year and some from previous years, that I'm about to transmute (well, 42 of them).All are dupes some with better versions, I could have gathered more but I refuse to transmute the only haunted version of any items I have, or anything with doubles or special numbers levels, so a few items I still have 2 or 3 versions of.I don't have any dupe craft hats that I'm willing to part with right now, the one dupe craft hat I have is a me crafted hat vs a doubles level hat so I'm keeping both, head warmer is a nice hat anyways. I do have six ref right now, I could craft two of my own I guess, but it's not like you can get unusuals from crafting and I don't remember which hats are good.
>>498731394The pumpkin bomb spell can nuke your entire nest in a second.And you get spy niggers casting fire ball, monoculus and meteor spells inside your nest, instagibbing you so you're shit gets sapped/destroyed immediately.Minis don't have this issue but I have standards, and I'm not a nig who is willing to ruin everyone elses fun just for untradeable restricted hats.
Why can't I ever get lucky spells when picking up common spellbooks...I just want one fireball...
>>498731786Before you do, check to see if you have any craftable items.If you go into the craft menu, select rebuild headgear, then look at your backpack page, you might find some of your halloween items may be considered craft hats. You can use these to make non-haloween hats that will remain untradeable/unmarketable, but they can be worn just the same. If its not craftable, throw it into a transmutation and see what you get by checking through the craft menu again.I managed to rebuild a free, untradeable cute suit and more that way.
>>498732065Interesting. Someone said if you transmute three craft hats you get a Halloween hat, is that true or is transmutation just full random output for any input?
>>498731883I always forget about that thingFair enough to the rest>>498731987Too bad, you get blast jump on a cramped map and uberheals when you're at full hp all alone
>>498732214That's true, the gargoyle exclusively spits out halloween cosmetics though. There like half a dozen halloween cosmetics that are wearable year-round that it can spit out though, which are kind of an exception. Stuff like the crone's dome, rump-o-lantern, exorcizor, bone backpack thing for pyro, i think the bonedolier too?
>ask people if they want to join my party, explain how it shares contract points>some guy goes out of his way to say reject my offer instead of just ignoring it>same guy later on is bitching in chat about he was one point away from completing his contract and how he has to sit through another long-ass round now.
>>498733062depends how gay you were with it
>>498732214Transmutation only gives halloween items. BUT, what you recieve MAY be craftable, (i.e. the executioner, bonedolier, exorcist, etc.) The input does not affect the output whatsoever, so just stick to unwanted halloween items
>>498732920So in general probably better to just build two into regular craft hat then? Would the transmute of the craft hats result in a "clean" item whether holiday limited or not? Also I haven't checked all of the items for craft harness but you reminded me to look through my transmute page for non restricted items, I have a coffin kit and two rump o lanterns, they are still untradable dupes and I will check them with the rest for craftness but any specific reason to keep them?
>>498733261>but any specific reason to keep them?If you want to use them to craft an untradeable hat. Otherwise transmute them if you want. They serve as an opportunity to get non-halloween cosmetics is all.
>>498733062I appreciate it when you guys offer and another year I might have taken you up on it but the party system is annoying and three times it said "your party is in X server" without me ever once joining any party already, and I did really well in almost all the servers I joined this year, so I went for the purist solo run. Also I'm avoidant of accidentally making friends, people are naturally drawn to me and almost all of my friends have let me down with their psychological stuff to the point I almost entirely avoid people even people I grew up with. I just can't risk any interaction beyond a bit of vc banter. Do keep offering though I'm sure some people will appreciate it and won't know about the system.
>>498733229just a bind that said:- join me or add me to yours- contracts track the whole party, filling faster- i'm currently still doing this map (i have a separate bind for if i'm done the contract and waiting for the round to end)
>>498733531>Also I'm avoidant of accidentally making friends, people are naturally drawn to me and almost all of my friends have let me down with their psychological stuff to the point I almost entirely avoid people even people I grew up with. I just can't risk any interaction beyond a bit of vc banter.bro just send a quick "thanks!" then remove them afterwards, it ain't that deep
>>498733557innocuous enough, guess the guy was just being a dick. i've definitely run into annoying faggots that just spam all their chat binds when they die or if you're trying to say something or have a convo in chat, so maybe there's a small stigma attached to chat binds that the other dude was taking subconscious offense too. i noticed a lot of people are just generally in a sour mood lately though, because they feel that to grind out the contracts in a reasonable amount of time, they're forced to stay in imbalanced matches to do so, because waiting for the MM to find a map they have a contract for takes so long
Polly Putrid and Carrion Companion aren't headgear, but Mecha-Medes is.
Thanks for the tips guys, I had 19 items considered craft hats. The first thing I crafted was a track terrorizer which I had in clean already so I recruited for nine output items: Katyusha, Razor Cut, Paisley Pro, Centurion, Baker Boy, Awesomenauts Badge, Jeepcap, Rubber Gloves, and Milkman.Milkman is actually the only duplicate and I actually have two clean ones, both crafted by me. So the question I'll have to ponder, being that none of them have special levels, is should I rebuild the two clean ones into a new clean hat that could be anything, and content myself with a dirty but me-crafted Milkman? It's one of the ones I actually use. It might sound weird but I'm happiest about the rubber glove, I always thought it was funny and I play pyro a lot and usually just wear skull island topper, I have other pyro but I wanted the glove and now I have it without having to get back into trading and set up my verification thing againI have 34 things left so I'll start transmuting, pretty happy with the cosmetics I already got/crafted and glad I did all the missions this year
>:never touched the halloween maps in 7 years of playing>took a week to try them all out>decided to rank themjudge me but i'm having fun
>>498735904BasedI have just now played some of them for the first time, even some older ones, and had the same idea. Maybe I'll take your template and make my own but it will take some thought, harder to be objective because of nostalgia for some of them.
>>498736085could be a way better template but thanks broyeah if the map actually adds something to the game rather than just copy-pasting pumpkins and lava, it's good
>>498735904>GOD manor in red tieropinion instantly regarded
>>498735904Chief I'm not sure if I can agree with Mann Manor.Especially when Sand Castle is on top.
>>498736384i mean, it's alrightyellow at best, i played it after playing stuff like circus and helltrain, so i imagine when it first came out, it was great but i don't know if it's aged well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qjUqqG_3L4How's scream footrest this year?
>>498736776there were no bots so it was the easiest set of contracts ive ever done, the new maps were okay and I look forward to doing a lot of reps on circus and toxic (and laughter and muertos) after I move tomorrow and have stable internet again
Why comp didnt took off
>>498737615tf2 was made to be played 12v12 with random crits enabled in maps with low ceilings and chunky chokepointscomp defaults to six players (this isnt their fault, rounding up 12 people would be really hard) with random crits disabled (this removes lots of funniness from the game) with big ceilings that can be flown through (this makes half of the classes a lot worse because they cannot fly) in big open spacesthe comp players are playing cake boss when casual has store bought apple pie and vanilla ice cream tubs as god intended, tf2 isnt an art form its meant to be enjoyed
It seems like I already have nearly every normal Halloween cosmeticMy first round of transmutes got me 6 normal dupes again, two haunted dupes both of which are upgrades for me and one is a doubles level, and two pieces I didn't have already, intangible ascot and a haunted bone-cut belt.I also got another kritz or treat canteen, now I have four.Turns out they are nuclear waste you can neither hat craft nor even transmute. Looks like I can transmute another three items at least, maybe one or two more after if I get all dupes.
>>498738027really weird how kritz or treat canteens can only be removed by deleting them from your inventory, thats kind of cruel.
>>498737983>comp has 6 players>not 9 (class limit 1) so i can see every class played to its full potential
>>498738324i could forget highlander exists but they're still down 3 players and bereft of the crits, even if they're more amenable to playing tf2-er maps than sunshinecess
>>498737615The real answer is Valve didn't put money into it like they did to Dota.Literally anything can be an esport if you put money into it and host tournaments. Blizzard forced Overwatch to be an esport by pumping money into it. Hell even Smash Bros is an esport.
HOLY SHIT GUYS, NO NEW ITEMS BUT A MAJOR UPGRADE! LEVEL 41 HAUNTED WINGS OF PURITYNOW MEDIC CAN FINALLY JOIN THE 41%>>498738193I'll just collect them honestly
what do you guys think of the pootis conspiracy?
>>498737983>casual has store bought apple pie and vanilla ice cream tubs as god intendedI really really like this comment.Comp is trying to make the game [Insert FPS] and TF2 simply isn't. Also comp players are unbearable, imagine acting superior about being above average at whiffle ball.
>>498738324https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Highlander_(Competitive)
>>498736776why do you keep reposting this dreck
>>498739245Unfortunately I am Australian so all ten of us are in casual queue hoping for a game by next summer
>>498739441deserved
>>498739441Imagine if Valve gave a shit about the in-game "competitive mode" they slapped together and let you select Highlander OR Sixes and then also gave people an incentive to do it instead of just sixes and nothing for doing it
>>498739538If they cared then they wouldn't be Valve
imagine if valve redirected the resources wasted on comp trash nobody plays or cares about and funneled them into something useful
>>498739587True
I got another new hat my very last three transmutable things! Haunted Wraith Wrap, another pyro option and Tolkien themed even. So three new Halloween cosmetics (two haunted), several upgrades to existing ones, and eight new dirty cosmetics from rebuilding. On top of all the new cosmetics I got directly from the pumpkins. It's a good day for my inventory.
>>498739642>Haunted Wraith Wrap, another pyro option and Tolkien themed even.it never occured to me that it was referring to lotr but yea I guess it does, nicegrats anonymous
>>498739538They care enough to now force you to either set up their broken cancer annoying super shit glitchy lock-you-out-of-your-account dumbass irritating annoying gay 2fa phone app AND "have a premium TF2 account", OR buy a $5 comp pass, to play a dead and shitted gamemode
>>498725627Who? Who wouldn't dominate me in a 1 v 1? I only have a fighting chance of defending myself proper as Pyro
>>498739727ThanksRead the description lol, I wouldn't have known otherwise because the stitching makes it look unique
Wasn't there meant to be a Heavy Update following the Pyro one?
>>498739946heavy got a major buff this summer now that there are 90% less snipers, what do you mean?
>>498739946A Heavy Update was the very first class update, what do you mean anon? Why would Heavy get two updates?:)
>>498739946They said there MIGHT be one, not that there will be one In typical Valve fashion they made sure not to commit
>>498739946yeah, but they weaseled their way out of that commitment like a jewish lawyer. there was also 'spose to be a spy vs engi update
which of the community maps are the least painful for muh scream fort contracts
Exorcizor, Wraith Wrap, External Organ, Fancy Spellbook.Now, what to put on my Objector...
>>498740210one that finally makes spy not dogshit? just kidding lmao will never happen
>>498740760>Now, what to put on my Objector...
>>498740760fempyro ass
>>498740760fempyro tits
>>498740657Depends mainly on who else is playing for most but:Pit of Death you can spam L or run in and out of spawn with a pickup to fill contractGraveyard can be really easy and quick if you're decent, go heavy, and get a decent pocket medic for the 500 damage thing - otherwise it could be your very slowest contract Crasher, just camp the barrel as heavy then walk forward and shoot other giantBonesaw if at least your team is working with you to kill the horseman, or you get lucky in hell (I never did while I was there) Mannsylvania, see Pit of DeathSlime, just camp Salman'sPerks, at first it seems hard because Arena but you get 4 or 5 souls per very short round by just standing on a pedestal voting for the upgrade Corruption and Sandcastle can be if people mostly work together or truce or if you're just good at jumping and killingALL zombie maps are easy if you go engi, get a decent start in the main nest (not a patient zero or a heavy turns right on top of you) and you're in the right nest area, 30 CP for surviving is a lot. Zombies are hard to get points as though and even moreso now that they nerfed them so hard. Partial exception for Woods which can still be tough for survivors even now. Murky and the four maps attached to it are all zombie maps along with Blazehattan if it ever gets the contract fixedCircus is another pick up and drop the pickups to cheese map
>>498740874Whatever it was it got stripped down and turned into Gun Mettle
>>498739898Oh huh, I have a gifted one with a custom description so I never realized
if they ever do the Heavy Update they should call it the Heavy Wait Update Valve likes puns
Future Is Female updateSome obligatory shitty blurbs about vague generic feminist/girl power stuffIntroduces the female versions of each merc finally, with a new comic and video that has them all the opposite of their counterpart's most seen team in videos and comicsScout is made an ass of as usual and the mercs must step up to try and compete with the women or whatnotSpy is glad to have some intelligent conversation finally with femspyCommunity cosmetics, from prohibitionist outfits to various bonnetsAll of the fem team is dressed modestly and is very WW1 factory chic so no one can say it's anachronistic and feminists can't blame them for the inevitable derivative porn models
>>498743906>All of the fem team is dressed modestlyGive them cosmetics like the Burly Beast where their shirts are ripped open for parity
>>498743906I would buy 100 crates
>>498744068Don't forget the Jungle Booty and Boom Boxers
i've started to just report everybody that kills me
>>498745058>>498745058>>498745058New ded
A) While in a party, your contract tracks the whole party. Why does it sometimes display the points you get from from other people in orange with no name, and sometimes in green with the person's name?B) Why do Halloween drops sometimes just say>(Not Tradable or Marketable) and other times say>(Not Tradable, Marketable, or Usable in Crafting)I've seen both on the multiple copies of the same item.
