Previous: >>498773809>[Event] Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl's Water Margin2024-10-11 01:00 - 10-31 20:59 PDThttps://webview.fate-go.us/2024/1008_halloween2024/>[Summon] Halloween Rebellion of 108! Huyan Zhuo Pickup Summon2024-10-11 01:00 - 10-31 20:59 PDThttps://webview.fate-go.us/2024/1008_halloween2024_pu/>[Summon] Halloween Rebellion of 108! Pickup 2 Summon2024-10-13 21:00 - 10-18 20:59 PDThttps://webview.fate-go.us/2024/1013_halloween2024_pu2/>[Campaign] "Main Interlude: Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble - To the Surface, Nautilus!"2024-10-07 21:00 - 10-31 20:59 PDThttps://webview.fate-go.us/2024/1006_imaginary_scramble_mi_cp/>[Summon] "Main Interlude: Great Void Sea Battle" Release Celebration Pickup Summon2024-10-07 21:00 - 10-18 20:59 PDThttps://webview.fate-go.us/2024/1006_imaginary_scramble_mi_pu/>[Campaign] "Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl's Water Margin" Pre-Release Campaign2024-10-07 21:00 - 10-27 20:59 PDThttps://webview.fate-go.us/2024/1006_2024halloween_cp/>[News]https://webview.fate-go.us/>[Servant Info]Servant Material Lookup: https://fgosim.github.io/Material/Servant Planner: https://github.com/chaldea-center/chaldeaCoin Calculator: https://fgo-servant-coins.glitch.me/index.htmlRank Up + Interlude Timeline: https://kazemai.github.io/fgo-vz/relate_quest.htmlDamage Calculator: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1CWsaeirsiQHCLf2OJ15kbZSvFlRRdUl5czWXBzSebyg/>[Mats/Summoning Info]Rateups in FGO JP: https://files.catbox.moe/puv2s2.png Future Materials Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1m-h4CIUOKaJRAmfTAhoDdmwVAzAzyM70cITRb36Y96M/edit#gid=1085975765FGO Event Compendium: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qvxLU407QwiFaCvItqR16SqqAVlLD5u5nBzY_bCFYvs/edit#gid=2111060397Drop Rates: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_SlTjrVRTgHgfS7sRqx4CeJMqlz687HdSlYqiW-JvQAFGO Raw Database: https://apps.atlasacademy.io/>[FAQ]https://rentry.org/fgoalter-faq
Yuyu love!
https://poal.me/t8niod
Mother & Daughter gaming.
let her cook
bob spelled backwards is prostitute
Kama loveBob loveYuyu loveLet her cook
Oberon love!
>>498803163wtf it's true
And now without further interruption: let's celebrate, and post supports!
>>498803146Cute
>>498802986*zips up your cock*
I need to have sex with my wife
>>498803295
Do not spell bob backwards, it creates mustard gas!
Piss is for vanillafags
Taking AI slop requestsBe it with this style, or some other artist style
>>498803313
>>498803287ADORABLE
>>498803502homete pls
>>498803146
>>498803502Melt and Bob wearing maid clothes and showing their feet in yd style
>>498803371Me in the middle soon
>>498803326WHAT THE FUCK
>>498803623>Melt>feet
>>498803502Please do more consolidations of your stuff.
>>4988036605th magic in action
>>498803660Get pranked kid
Reposting, didn't want to drop 80 links into one post so I zipped themhttps://files.catbox.moe/mvv15o.zip
>>498803757>>498803806Why would she do that?
>>498803027Raw-dogging the little one.
>>498803502im not fussed with servants, but really wana see AI prompt with swimsuits and holding/sitting on a giant banana floatie
Medea's magic show
>>498803856Kama...
>>498803985Watch as she makes herself disappear from the franchise!
>>498803326>Aoko touching my crotch*cums instantly*
>>498803947No wonder the shitposting's been rising back to regular /alter/ levels
>>498803735
>>498803726>replying to bobkek
Here's AI art requested by /alter/ posters:https://litter.catbox.moe/qtma0g.zip
>>498802949>>498803502Using that fusion artstyle you usually use, Scathach and Raikou in their bodysuits as lolis with wide hips, big butts and thick thighs.First some /e/ positions that show off their bodies and proportions well. It's not important whether both of them are in the same image(s) or not, if the AI works better with solo images instead.Then pov anal of each in doggy style and missionary positions, torn bodysuits still on (the bodysuits still being on isn't super important, if the AI isn't being co-operative with it.)
>>498804240Mama...
>>498804247Those are just words without the attached Bob picture though
Bob is cute
>I zipped themI'll do you one better!
>>498804107That's low and in bad taste.
>>498804339Now this is definitely dolphin porn.
>>498804181No that’s just what happens when /fgog/ gets content like the new event. The faggots that cause trouble come back for awhile to shit both generals.
Don't turn wowqoq upside down bros, the results will startle you...
>>498804486Baoban-sh???
>>498804486Me on the right
>>498804389Yes and reading them tells you just who the person is. He asked for bob for a reason.
Dead gameDead generalDead culture
>>498804428Only because she died instead of it reading it as a joke about Medea never getting anything
>>498804372Kama…
>>498804247He's more engaging than the russian spergs who hate him tbqh with you.
>>498804634Britomart will revive alter
>>498804451>AIAlter>bobspamAlterThe only one you could argue for is the cuckposting but even then plenty of people do that, it's not really the other threads fault
>>498804450It isn't.
>>498803027My wife and her mom
Bros you won’t believe what I am about to do now
>>498804486wtf im a bobfag now
>>498804170Quickshot.
>>498804701>He's more engaging than the russian spergsHow can he be more engaging than himself?
Shoutout to my bros!
>>498803027
>>498803502Aoko paizuri blowjob combo
>>498804896Aoko is art
>>498804764t. /fgog/ apologist/alter/ has ALWAYS disavowed AI art and we all agreed to hate Bob collectively. Only tourist rats like the Bobkek continue to post her here but we see through his samefagging
>Melt>feetPerfection!
>>498805054>/alter/ has ALWAYS disavowed AI art
>>498804825You Kam and Gogh and Sei…
>>498805054t. newfag
Bros thisBros thatShoutout to my hoes
>>498804896Because Aoko is so lewd....
>>498803371
>>498804450Is that a request?
>>498805054>we all agreed to hate Bob collectivelywe did?
Two more weeks until they get bored with their new toy and we return back to normal.
>>498805327Stretching Medb's pretty pink butthole
>>498804896I swear she used magic to steal the hour of intense sex...
>>498805054Go back
>>498805363It's been two years, myboo
>>498805054fucking based and true
>>498805332You know what, it's a challenge.>>498805327That's it, you're disinvited from the brobang!
>>498805343Yes you ratDuring the LB6 finale every poster in /alter/ was united in hating Bob and Morgan. We ALL agreed that they were shit characters. The fact you don't remember this proves you're no true /alter/bro and likely from /fgog/. Take your AI friends with you and GO HOME!
real schizo hours
>>498805896I kneel LizCHAD
>we
>>498804949Illya is so cute.
>>498805452I don't know what you're talking about, it never happened. You're not missing memories. Your pants always had that stain. Stop being crazy, anon.
>>498805896LizGOD
>>498805883GROWING OLDER ALL THE TIMEFEELING YOUNGER IN MY MIND
>>498805896WTF LizGOD?!?
True /alter/core is about lactation
>This is what post LB6 tourists actually believe
>>498805896wtf no one told me Lizbros were this BASED
>>498806064
>>498803371Get Blacked
>not for (you) servant keeps spooking youfucking cocktease
The samefagging is serious
>>498806194Who are you quoting?
>>498806130SO HERE I AM DOING EVERYTHING I CANPRETENDING I'M A SUPERMAN
>>498805896My knees...they're through the floor...
>>498806383Bob
>>498806231cute bobs
>>498805896My swedish princess would NEVER say this
>>498805896Holy BASED
>>498805896bobkeks real quiet after this one
Lizbros are famous for their cocklust
>>498805896
>>498803295Is that a picture of you sitting in your cuck corner?
LB6 and its characters were well written.
>>498806801Shut up Lippa go back to your shithole
>>498806801No shit, why do you think it's the only LB that still consistently gets more attention that any other?
Afternoon bros
>>498806679No point in engaging. The tourist will be gone by Sunday.
>>498806982Because Nasu likes to suck his own cock
Bob clogs your toiletMorgan wouldn't
Why is this event called Halloween rebellion? It had nothing to do with Halloween the entire time.
>>498807028There's no need to announce your departure date BobkekThis isn't an airport terminal
>>498807086Morgan wears diapers so she doesn't need to keave her throne.
>>498805363>Two more weeks of this shitty eventHate this shit
>>498807061Who doesn't?
>>498807095It's rebelling against what counts as a halloween event
>>498807181So this is how you kill fae.
>>498807181Could've fooled me, considering the state of the urinals.
>>498806801Only Castoria, Oberon, and BargThe others are the usual Nasu whore forgiveness SLOP
>>498807271Me I like to lick pussies
>>498807392
Russian ISP ban when?
>>498806204Raise your head bro, there is no need to kneel.
Russians.
>>498807271Me, it makes my ribs hurt after a couple of minutes.
Bob is british not russian
Oh when morgan does it it's cringe but when le heckin cheetoman wears a diaper and shits hinself it's "based" and "dominanceMAXXed"
>>498807520
>>498807615Pills
>>498807615read this as "cheetahman" and thought it was about Tezca somehow
>>498805896Based Lizzie saying it like it is.
Are the fgog tourists leaving soon? I thought they got an event.
>>498807576She's Scottish.
Sis, what the fuck are you do-
Samefagging has reached critical levels
>>498807576no shes irish
Which Servant would you like to watch while they use the toilet?
>>498807796They won't, fgog rats will always be here since their place is fucking dead.
>>498807195https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9hhDEfV4uo
>>498807861Removing IPs was a mistake
>>498807874Ivan
>>498807806Same shit
>>498805896Yeah I'd say Liz won this time
I haven't used a single apple yet. There's still 2 weeks left in the event.Pretty sure you can clear entire shop and get 500 activities without wasting a single apple this event.
>>498808036>t. raikouschizo
>>498807874Well since Kuro wants to help me pee, I reckon its only fair the other way around as well.
How many times is he going to reply to his own post?
>>498806561Starting to think Kamabros were my real bros all along over certain others.
>>498808152Until a mod steps in, I don't know.
>>498807819STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM ONIICHAN GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>498808301mods? we don't do that here
Very important FGO NA server poll that will be of great importance for this video game we are discussing.http://poal.me/w6eyxjhttp://poal.me/w6eyxjhttp://poal.me/w6eyxj
>>498808184
>>498808534>no custom repliesL cosplaying Aoko sex...
Well that's certainly one way to call the mod over...
>>498808634Submarine rrat
>>498808534Eric Bloodaxe, the viking king who wields the bloody axe.
>>498808720Kama...
Nasu owes me an Alice gf
>>498808720Gamerma...
>>498808720What is she playing?
>>498808626She's my current 90++ MVP.
>>498809000Megaman Battle Network 3
>>498809036Musashibros...?
>>498808923Better start simping for mahoyosis because she is actually Alice
>>498808923In 1.5 year(s) you can roll for one and she'll be your gf if you give her a buddy ring.
>>498808534Her and Kuma are literally the most likable people in the VN
>>498809101yeah if you add 200 lbs anyway
>>498809083Nice.
>>498809173She's indirectly responsible for everyone thinking that you have to be a beefcake to get Aoko gf.
>>498809218>retarded incel can't even keep track of all the women he has to hate
do servants poop?
>>498809402struck a nerve lol
>>498809101What's Mahoyosis' home address? Might go visit her and invite her out on a surprise romantic date this evening.
Is Melusine for (You)?
>>498809416Chaldean ones do because they supplement mana with Beni's cooking
>>498809416Yes.
>>498809570Yes.
Is Eric Bloodaxe for (You)?
>>498809680He has a wife so no
Mordred prefers anal over vaginal
Is (Me) forma del MoonCell for (Me) forma del Chaldea?
>>498809680No. He's a happily married man.
>>498809570>>498809680They will be...
>>498809740>>498809857REEEE I GOT KEKED I HATE NASU
just found out I have
>>498809680He's for everyone.
Reminder that these are the hottest women in Chaldea since their images were chosen to attract men.
>>498809810What sort of girl actually does this
>>498809883Don't be like that, you can still suck his cock in a bro friendly way
>>498809895A Bob
>>498809959they are all bimbos
Brobs...
>>498809959Cleo and Yang are two or the three most beautiful women in the world.Not sure about Marie...
>>498809959I would have had Murasaki do daily poledancing striptease shows to attract recruits.
>>498809997Ones with extreme humiliation kinks (all of them)
>>498809959>Cleopatra>Hot????????????
>>498810089None of them are bimbos.
useless testicles BAM BAM BAM BANG BANG BANGuseless useless useless testicles BAM BAM BAM BANG
>>498810260schizoGOD...
>>498810175Very
>>498810175Cleopatra is one of the three most beautiful women who ever lived.
>>498810180Some of them are bimbobs
>>498810175Yeah she's hot bro. You blind or what nigga?
>>498810260Actually these testicles are useful for impregnating Touko.
>>498801145this is his 3rd alt isn't it? got a link?
>>498810362mustlickboytestes
>>498810424What happened to her after becoming a servant then? She's hella ugly now.
>>498810175victim of her artistlike Luvia
>>498809997Usually tomboys
>>498810175Yes. Problem?
>>498810486https://x.com/erbrobruh/status/1828183154387231151
>>498810521And Quetz...
>>498810641OG Quetz is okSamba was a mistake
>>498810175honestly, I forgot cleo was a servant
>>498810781rude
>>498810641>$180damn this nigga raking it up
>>498810492Shit artist who failed to do her justice. At least sprite-kun, fanartists and official art got her right.
>>498810903there aren't any cleobros to remind me, I've never seen a 120
Witches are bitches.
>>498810761Quetz 3 is even worse than Samba. I guess the artist is doing the same as Takeuchi and becoming worse with time.
sisters are witches
>>498810641Nigga used AI for help. Once a fraud, always a fraud.
>>498811038There's a Cleobro here with a 120.
>>498810967Redrop should have drew her
>>498811038>I've never seen a 120There's a Caesar bro with a 120 Cleo iirc.
>>498810641Remind me how this garbage is supposed to be good?
DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES
>>498811206Cute Bob and Mogan CE
>>498811234See a doctor about your low test
>>498811206>>498810967>>498810631>>498810417Casual reminder that Cleo had sex with her underaged virgin brother, repeatedly
>>498811038Mine will be 120 with Thanksgiving
>>498811234It's traced over by an /alter/ poster
>>498810641Ohoho~ Very nice! Nothing like some plapping between sisters to bring them closer together!
>>498811206Is Cleo a Bob?
>>498811206ReDrop CEs are the best. They should design more servants.
What the fuck is this shit?
Is Bob a Bob?
>>498811424No, Cleo is actually attractive.
>>498811206*should have drawn her
>>498811329GIWTWM
https://files.catbox.moe/kf7unq.png
All I want is this. Is that too much to ask?
>>498811538They are both prostitutes so it works
>>498808539God, porn artists are so stupid. Servants. Do. Not. Poop.
>>498811609Yes. Rinfaces aren't allowed tits this big.
>>498811156i dabbled a bit on that stuff when i was a weird teenager but it's 100% /x/ schizo ramblings with colored stones and candles
>>498811596look at the fucking milkers holy shit why isn't there a nsfw version
>>498811329Classic pharaoh stuff. Ozy was more inbred than Charles II of Spain.
>>498811684Read the fucking game. They do.
>>498811038>>498811220Yes, I just checked and Carmot has a 120 Cleo. He hasn't logged in in 18 hours though, hopefully he isn't some kind of veteran...
>>498811596other artists make Bouddica so hot
>>498811541
>>498811508It's fgog content
>>498811709L's are...
>>498811717found the witch get her ass bros
>>498810641why is the cum yellow
>>498811775>18 hrs>veteran
>>498811609Yes
>>498810521>victim of her artist>like Luvia>>498810652>And Quetz...To cal something ruined you need a point of reference. Luvia have prilliya, dog-a-rope and br shemale are what they are.Though in case of Cleopatra, she is supposed to be canonically beautiful, so it is jarring.
>>498811920His AP is full...
>>498811860cum has pee in it
>>498811860He used the body fluids tag. Big mistake.
>>498811940Ishtar's itty bitty titties
>>498811717Did you really? What did you try to do?
>>498803551Actually I did a pack of Homete some days agoIt's 130 images, mostly anal and oralAlso some images of her and Ryza (from Atelier) getting fucked together https://litter.catbox.moe/fsu8h6.rar>>498803623Melt and Baobhanhttps://litter.catbox.moe/ctfamh.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/93sobn.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/kqrgii.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/fpw3t1.png>>498803962Banana floatie, riding and hughttps://litter.catbox.moe/7i9men.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/f34j9g.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/gdiq4p.pngHag, hebe and loli >>498804349Scathach and Raikou as lolis getting analed, 40 imageshttps://litter.catbox.moe/641ml2.rar>>498805026Aoko SEXhttps://litter.catbox.moe/vxx1ky.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/pk9tbm.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/f5qmdc.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/7llsjk.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/5wi0dd.pngI used her brown hair, but can also do red
>>498811775Good to know there are fellow Cleo enjoyers here.
>>498812089Red please, Tsuki Aoko best Aoko
>>498812028I enjoy all sizes. Imagine milktrucksis and L together.
>>498811807My ads…
>>498812237You're next.
>>498812237No...The laxative revenue...
>>498811717What drove you do it in the first place, sis? I can understand the chuuni aspect after watching anime or Fate/SN and wanting some sort of power.
>>498812237It's worth it for mom sex
>>498812237How will hiro pay his debts to the yakuza now...
>>498811717Sis... I think you might've cast a charm spell on me...
>>498812147If they ever do Summer Cleo hopefully they get redrop instead of the danganronpa hack
how do you 90++
>>498812089based thanks bro
>>498812194
>tfw cleobro isn’t on your brolist
>>498812502She'll never get a summer alt
it's crazy how they make a gang leader a loli, and an old man a mentally fragile woman.
>>498812551t. low test
>>498812504whip it wit da bob>>498812582Very sad... You should make sure to ask for bwos whenever you level up and also clear randos off your list when they haven't logged in for a few days.
>>498812089thanks bro!
>>498812085>>498812386it's part of my dark past pls i'd rather forget it
Whats long, hard, and full of seamen?
>>498812185Does this count as a super paizuri?https://litter.catbox.moe/1go0f8.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/twazym.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/s9zce0.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/zdxoij.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/739iu0.png
>>498812710Hi BOB
>>498803027are they for (you)?
>>498812819Me
>>498812753Love spells, weren't they?
>>498812582>he's a broletngmi
>>498812819Something something futa Caenis
>>498812540this dork is really cute
>>498812089redhead Aoko cowboy position plz
>>498812864based anon. Super based even.
>>498812916Very
just finished the event now after a busy day. I really enjoyed it, bros.
>>498812753Daddy issues don't go away if you curse your mother. Just thought you should know.
>>498813172no you didn't
>>498812780
>>498808534There is only one answer.
How do I 3T?I might just do the rider node tho
>>498813172Huyan a cute
>>498813242I meant the events story, I know there is still some farming to do.
Aoko has a hairy anusTouko is smooth
>>4988133715CE it
>>498812948NOOOOOOO i was just a dumb kid aaaaahhhhhh>>498813203Wrong.
>try to get fishing fag>get thisfuck you too
>>498813405Touko is a fucking puppet for the rest of her life after soul exchanging to escape Aoko's toad curse
>>498813380yes. too bad I failed to get her... but it's ok...
>>498813161https://litter.catbox.moe/42lurd.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/9zon1r.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/legnzb.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/8p83s2.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/igl2w2.png
>>498813334Just WHAT is Nasu waiting for?? I think we'll need to wait for the Mahoyo 2 collab.
>>498813510It's ok sis. Love spells do work.
>>498813510your spell came true by giving you megamilk to find love. magic works in mysterious ways.
>>498813659tks anon
>>498813603So do frogs or puppets have smooth buttholes? I'm losing track of the conversation
>>498813548Heh...
>>498813659Can you do one where she has her silly angry sharkteeth face
Who's to blame for this thread?
>>498813473>Castorialet>Oberonletk, how?
>>498813603Touko can be virgin whenever she wants
is this too much to ask for?
>Caster Liz>Ashley Oak>AliceCaster is the lewdest class.
>>498813603But Touko's puppet body is a perfect replica of her original body. They're indistinguishable to the point where it doesn't truly matter whether she's a puppet or not.
>>498813510Heh, what a dweeb. Doing silly cringey things as a teenager. Glad I never did that.
>>498813998You’re still doing it.
>>498813998Aoko cringelord sex.
BB CHANNEL
>>498813872Me.You're welcome.
>>498813998i still remember acting mysterious and telling my friends how to do it AAAAHHHHHHH
>>498813856I think so, have some sister kissing meanwhile
>>498814054
>>498814180Cringe sis
>>498814442this is racism
>>498814442lol
>all these sisters that tried wicca/witch craft shithuh?
>>498814157
>>498813689Maybe she has a main story role planned? It's just odd that she's been passed over for several collabs, but she does tend to sneak her way into Fate stories...
>>498813929No.
>>498814602Heroine of the Foreigner chapter
Mordred is for painful anal, ass to mouth and mindbreak until she begs you to fuck her girly pussy
>>498814602>but she does tend to sneakMaster of stealth...
>>498814618
>>498814757*smack*
>>498812089>Scathach and RaikouThanks bro, these are some nice stuff. The AI looks like it had trouble keeping the age regression intact with the kino sitting position, unfortunately.If it's not too greedy to request more, could you do some in the same vein with lolified Skadi in her pantyhose and lingerie, and lolified Artoria Lancer in her leotard ascension (normal servant ver, not summer bunny one)
good night, bros.....
/alter/sisters are weird
>>498814162Aoko Touko double blowjob onegai
>>498813856https://litter.catbox.moe/06xcwh.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/i4kzvj.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/2w4gvv.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/xqcqjx.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/bgc9cn.png>>498814929>>498815032Sure
>>498813170mother kiara looks so cute here
>Melt figure arrived today>giant padded box>2 parts still broke off that I need to repairIt's over bros...
>>498815013Shit tons of women have an occult phase. I wouldn't think too hard about it
>>498815158Now THIS is Aoko sex
>>498815242Holy fuck that sucks dude. Was it brand new? Sucks to have pieces break in new packaging.
>>498815158nos this IS Aoko sex!
>>498815242No...
>>498815013To be honest, some zesty phantasmal mf'r walk into my house I'll try having sex with it out of principle.
>>498815242Sorry bro. How bad are the breaks?
>>498815242Bro...
>>498815445What principle is that again?
>>498815247I’m thinking hard about it.
>>498815520Principal Anytime.
>>498815601Same, thinking hard and long about it.
>>498815690At this time of day?
>>498806069>>498808534Alice makes me stain my pants
>>498815748Yes.
>>498803502can you try some Nito Alter lewds in hxd style?
>>498815359>was it brand newnew, completely encased in the plastic and padded through 3 boxes and filler..>>498815448It was her sleeve and part of her hair, not the end of the world.I can fix her>>498815391>>498815495bros...
>>498806069Wait a second if she takes away the cause and only the effects remain then that would mean there really was no sex
>>498815601Alright, now etch a large pentagon into the dirt and set a candle and a crystal alternating at each vertex. Stand in the middle of it, sit cross legged and spread your arms out wide. Close your eyes and speak your wish aloud to the patron you wish to contract with.
>>498815520You gotta try everything once
I sure love anytime posting, it's the peak of /alter/'s humor
Homete... forgotten
>>498815948>It was her sleeveYou have the canon melt with her arm broken.
>>498815984For the last time, we aren't getting married.
>>498815984Is this how I summon you?
>>498816108I just used her for 2 nodes bro
>>498815984>a candleWhat kind of candle?>a crystalWhat kind of crystal?You're not some kind of poser, right?
>>498816126NTA but that's cute.
>>498816527Gotta make the best out of a bad situation. Hope mine arrives well.
>>498815984
>>498816126Her hand needs to be intact, so I can hold itI will fix her up!
>>498817136Hope it goes well bro
>>498815984i was more of the "i can see your aura and guess what you're thinking" vibecame to a swift end when i tried it on the boy i liked and his friends laughed me out of school
>>498817442LMAO
Good night, bros.
>>498817747Nighty lippa
Touko dating.Gaming with Touko.Listening to Touko talk about puppets.Eating pizza crackers made by Touko.Pachinko with Touko.Touko alcoholism and smoking.Walking the dog with Touko.Karaoke with Touko.
>>498817747why
>>498812089
>>498816513>You're not some kind of poser, right?Well, actually, I am. I never did that stuff myself, that was a joke.>>498817442You're triggering my own memories and I'm going to have to ask you to stop.
>>498817984Double date with my bro and his aozaki sister gf
>>498818271Little girls are my favourite race.
>>498805790Mixed results, will fidget some morehttps://files.catbox.moe/4moz5i.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/jw27xg.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ewwf0b.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/xwcbm2.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/hiynxc.png
>>498818334I like her ducky animation.
>>498818430THIS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN CREATED
>>498818459
>>498818289>You're triggering my own memories and I'm going to have to ask you to stop.>points and laughs
>>498818587Cute!
>"~~!!!"
So how come the grail gdoc/reddielist got nuked? Did someone have a melty
>>498819191yeahme
>>498819293you too?damn, we hit that fucker from both ends
I want to drink chocolate milk from Nito's boobs, bros.
>>498819406This but Schez's
>tfw no BPD gf
This high level farming node kind of shits out swords
I need to leave my golden fruit here for a few minutes. Can you watch them for me, /alter/?
>>498807874Yuyu needs a restraining order against Hokusai
>>498820010Sure, I'll watch your 151 golden apples
>>498820010I'll only leave my most trustworthy cats to guard it
>>498815032Aoko and Touko double BJhttps://litter.catbox.moe/sol5sl.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/iljev8.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/ti1z2n.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/5b1ruy.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/72whik.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/fr50zc.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/51acrg.png>>498814929Skadi and Titoria, 32 imageshttps://litter.catbox.moe/esfimn.rar>>498815935Nito Alter in hxd style, 15 imageshttps://litter.catbox.moe/dabh2y.rar
>>498820010
>>498820238Aoko sexTouko sexSex
>>498820238Can you do Rin and Luvia double paizuri? but only with small titty jealous Rin
>>498808057
>>498820238Can you do Gudao motorboating Jeanne Alter’s tits while she has the hooters outfit on?Also Jeanne Alter wearing the hooters outfit while sitting on Gudao’s lap and him squeezing her tits from behind. Give him muscular arms. If you could give her a happy expression while blushing on both prompts, please.
>>498820010castoria isn't hungry
>>498814559Americans.
So in short, this event is just some villain trying to use cursed booze to enslave servants, but since they're just some random nobodies and the throne is full of drunks all it did was make a party house singularity?
>>498821027You can tell because they didn't randomly bitch about Americans unprovoked
>>498820238Can you do some big tiddy, thick thigh Ereshkigal? Any position is fine.
>>498820238
>>498815158Do White Vritra
i'm just doing the rider node with my homete
>>498817984Based post, need Touko wife
>>498817442Cute, there was a girl I knew that basically acted the same to me in high school. Looking back on it I probably should’ve dated her.
>>498821418Please don't post cowprint. It's tasteless and disrespectful to servants
>>498821712>probablyDefinitely bro.
servants that would make for a good wife / husband?
>>498821418why
>>498821712>Looking back on it I probably should’ve dated her.Seeing she could have ended up here it's better you didn't
I haven't even started the event
>>498821916AND nobody loves you, cute coincedence?
>>498820238>Skadi and TitoriaHoly sexOne more idea came to me if you don't mind, could you do the same with lolified Koyan (spysuit ascension)?
>genderbend Huyan Zhuo>make her an airhead>she's still utter shit and mogged by loli welfare LizWhat the actual fuck were they thinking?
>>498822250Are you the one guy who cared about some random chinese dude?
>>498822364I don't like any of the chink servants.
>>498822250“We need to sell more girls.”
>>498821812She wasn’t the prettiest and I was pretty vain back then so even though we got along well and could have fun I wasn’t interested >>498821861Well so am I but maybe we both wouldn’t have ended up on here if we got together
>>498820238very seggs
>>498817442Why did you think being gay would work on normal people?
>>498822610>>498820238it never ocurred to me to try Nito alter, nice to know
Sei Shounagon was very brash and arrogant in this event.
>>498822829
The best part of 90++ farming with Bob, is that if you're lucky you get to hear Bob's screams of agony at the very end.
>>498822829What did she even do this time? I barely remember her saying anything lmao>>498822250"Fuck this random chinese hero in particular"
>>498822829Wait, is the event already done? I just started it earlier today and I'm only on the part where they make you form a contract with the chinks.
>>498822570>Well so am I but maybe we both wouldn’t have ended up on here if we got togetherFine,I wished you would have a healthy relationship but go ahead and date mentally ill women.
>>498821038This singularity is a reverse tunguska if you think about it. The villains' plan failed because they were wrong about how things work. And Taigong Wang actually did things right.
>>498822016you... you don't mean that...
>>498823414You're right, I'm sorry
>>498823414Stop LARPing voidnigger
>>498822936https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ol3PSROlwg
>>498823846You're not my fella, spammer
Why isn't there a /soc/alter thread
>>498824035only one of them is dressed like a total slut
>>498823846Your my fella
>>498824115The Clown ruined that last one.
>>498824115Because you haven't made it.
>>498803146Fuck, kill, marry
>>498824115because you haven't gotten that lonely yet
>>498824243Surely he has gotten over it by now.
>>498824243Man, that thread was just depressing. Dude spent the entire thread whining that nobody wanted to meet up with him or connect with him outside 4chan. ENTIRE thread. /soc/ thread lasts for like weeks.
>>498824139yeah the others are slacking
>>498824139yeah, kama.
What two characters changing outfits would be an upgrade for both of them?
>>498824878*swapping outfits
>>498822829t. murasaki
>>498824878summer mom and teen mom
>>498824874Waver will never look at you the same way he was looking at Iskandar
90++ Koma comp doko?
>>498824139Oberon is not a slut
>>498825103
>>498825348Sis…
Murasaki is such an uppity nerd, while everyone is partying, meet up, and have sex, she goes around to "interview" people, pretending to study them, but it's actually to fuel her yaoi fanfic
>>498820238can you do servants in camo bikinis?
i don't get the whole 6ce comp, like which ces am i supposed to bring? the one from the shop or the ones from the banner?
>>498825659Uhm actually it's an open secret that Murasaki is thirstier than Sei. Sei might have the occasional hook ups when she takes a liking to a guy, but everyone knows about underground library where Murasaki hosts weekly orgies.
>>498825837Either one. You'll clear missions faster with the CEs from the shop and you'll clear the shop faster with CEs from the gacha
>>498825659It's what she does, remember when she was diligently observing when Anne and Mary were about to rape you, but then closed her journal in disappointment when it got interrupted? Shame the one time she convinced Guda to rub sun lotion on her you got cockblocked by Hinako
>>498820516Rin and Luviahttps://litter.catbox.moe/w0r8iy.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/9wyxof.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/3i6lfo.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/2tk78g.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/rqagxj.png>>498820747Jeanne Alter hooterhttps://litter.catbox.moe/qpywf7.rar>>498821306Thick Ereshhttps://litter.catbox.moe/is3arv.rar>>498821306>White VritraFor some reason she defaults to blue skin when trying to remove the brownhttps://litter.catbox.moe/xmzyic.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/tciyud.png>>498822198Lolified Koyanhttps://litter.catbox.moe/p1y2at.rar>>498825825Yeah, there's a camouflage_bikini taghttps://litter.catbox.moe/pxhndg.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/v1e27o.png
>>498826142Who let him out of his collar?
>>498826336>the one time she convinced Guda to rub sun lotion on her you got cockblocked by HinakoWait what I don't remember that
>>498826640more camo plz
>>498826653Isn't his magecraft for hunting or some shit? What would he even do that you couldn't stop with a bullet
>>498826640>For some reason she defaults to blue skin when trying to remove the brownoh yeah I've seen that happen
>>498803027Oyakodon!
>>498826640you're a fucking legend
>>498826771Any servant in particular?
>>498826640>https://litter.catbox.moe/is3arv.rarExcellent, thank you!
>>498826674It was in Summer 5. I misremembered a little, Kiara Lily was being your wingman and brought the idea up to her, but she did end up asking you to do it.
>>498826640Damn, look how flat those Rins are
>>498826953do Anne Bonny and Mary Read, Erice and Jack.
>>498826795Save his servant girlfr- oh...
>>498826640can you try Misaka with Rin as well as Misaki with Luvia?
the days whe we played lb6 together were the best days of my lifeback in the summer of 69
>>498826953Kuku plz
>>498826640Thanks anon.
>>498812194You guys certainly have active imaginations.
>>498826653>>498826795You dumb retard, obviously his collar was removed sometime after LB7, that screenshot is from two years in the future, I mean the come on, the crypters aren't a thing in Ordeal Call.
>>498826640Can you do Luvia 69
>>498826795he can still use his Sirius light retard
>>498827476I found your twitter account the other day. You were greenposting there, huh?
>>498827853I kinda freaked out for a split second but then remembered that I haven't had a twitter account in years and also you're assuming I'm some other anon.
>>498827757With rin or someone else?
>>498827849Prove that can't be stopped with a bullet
good posts doko
>still needs attacks for the single target waveseh good enough
>>498827979I just wanted a random guy but now that you mention it Luvia 69ing a guy with Rin assisting would be good too
>>498827853What's greenposting
bros how do I 3turn the 90++ node
>>498828326>what's greenpostingGet a load of this guy
>>498828326
>>498828326It's when you post with Skadi
>>498828326it means typing text after greater than symbol
>>498828354https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1__exLw0Z_Tr5ysqLEAVvCo_0RwTBrEscnU7QWNNcwI8/htmlview#gid=2114434533
>>498828581That's greentexting though?
......
>>498826640>Lolified KoyanThanks again bro
>>498827996gaslight Kadoc into doing so
>>498827849Why would he though? Literally suicide.
>>498828985>>498828856
>>498829084my hotshot self on the leftsome coldshot in the middle
>>498829084Hakuno would make a cool dad
>>498829084Kadac should be happy someone else is getting pinned down at night now.
>>498829112
>>498805896Based and true.
>>498805896lizGOD...
>>498829238that's just gaslighting by Gudako to make him feel that way
>>498824295>>498824381>>>/soc/33524810
>>498829084Male tsundere behavior
>>498829238he's got way too much insecurity to accept losing even something like that
>>498805896holy based lizchad
>>498829598oh boy I can't wait for this to be advertised here for the next few days before it dies off again
>>498829598Oh boy. Here we go again.
>>498829312Mom’s massive chest…
>>498828564*smooch*
>>498829312the seal is breaking...
>>498826953Suzuka!
Heracles is one of the most well known servant in the entire verse and still hasn't gotten a 5 star version.
>>498830526I get the joke, but it falls flat once you remember that Kiara Lily is as much of a slut as hag Kiara.
So the morale of the story is: Alcoholism saves the day?I can drink to that!
>>498831239
>>498831239>loses because they underestimated Chaldea's children and rampant alcoholismhave any event villain ever get mogged this hard before?
>>498831239yup booze good
when is the next e*izabeth event?
>>498831427Thirst and degeneracy are powerful allies.
>>498831239Chaldea was animal house the entire time
>>498831378Nursery seething the entire time that adults being drunk retards saves the day
>>498825348he won't be with that attitude
>>498831239But anon, drinking was the cause of the issues. The servants won in spite of the alcoholism and not because of it.
>>498831597This is the last one. Get ready for full on fairy wank for the next two years+
>>498832043Yeah but Mt Liang won because they could take their liquor.Especially Jing Ke.
>>498832043>The servants won in spite of the alcoholism and not because of it.Shut the fuck up book
>>498832094what happened to this cute archer
>>498824139>>498824035Ashley is a good girl, she'd never dress like that...
you guys know about comic relief characters?well abby is a sexual relief character
>>498824139It's the ones that dress like Tiamat there you have to look out for. Someone dressed like Aesc is usually just being paid to wear that
>>498828421bro?
>>498831597Drink your fill now, we're in for another liz drought>grail front instead of halloween>avalon le fae spin off instead of halloweenWe need another Hani-caust
>>498832082I don't need to get ready.
>>498832545I don't like f... ohI was going to say I don't like feet but those are cute but then I looked at the nails lmaoNigga what are you doing
>>498832713Lippers will never recover from the last couple months of Nasu relentlessly thrashing the shit out of them...If Nasu doesn't release Santa Lip we will likely see dozens of Lipper suicides.
>>498832545Shes 12
>>498832545Bride Abby for next anni servant
>>498832937>I was going to say I don't like feet but those are cutewhy is the feet closet like this?
>>498833012Nasu hates sakura fans
>>498833038out of ten>>498833049eos next anni too
>>498832713>>498833012I think it would have been way less painful if lip didnt get a costume at all, getting 1 that doesnt change anything except her battle voice-lines while kazuradrop gets a summer ascension + FA is just peak oof
>>498833201nasu hates himself...
>>498833373If he didn't he wouldn't give kiara another animation update
>>498833081The closet is where the shoes are kept bro. Of course you'll find footfags in there.
>>498833081nuh uh
Lip love!
>>498833575Literally me
https://twitter.com/deguretyaf/status/1846858305727353300>kazura steals melt's moves
you dont get to FIGHT oddyseus?????
>>498833575itadakimass
>>498833687Cute reference or corporate laziness?
Okay bros, which of you are using Billy in the 90++ for proper All-American FGO NA firepower to 3T, and which of you are using English fairy prostitutes? Fess up.
>>498833687>another copied attack animationJust EOS this game already.
>>498833807Billy Bob
>>498833479damn bro that's deep>>498833765can't be both?>>498833706baited
>>498833807Billy all the way brother
>>498833807I'm using my batshit insane wife
sing me a song...
>>498833807Billy. I was using Chloe, but it was a bit more finicky and besides, how often will I really get a chance to use a ungrailed Billy in a 90++?
>>498834053Ok here goes Orion by Metallica:
>>498834053https://youtu.be/_CQ_ehoRfsE?si=hT3v1_qRC9ZNf8QR
>>498834025Didn't think Kriem had the damage without 120 NP5.
>>498834190Pretty much any single target saber node?
>>498834190I'd like to use Billy but I don't have his skills leveled enough to get the right amount of charge...
>>498833575
>>498834053https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v9RECxCaOQ
>>498834368My Kriem is NP5 100 and my Castoria is NP3 which lets her cut it
>>498833687MELT ENVY!
>>498834394How much charge does he need? Can't he cut it with like level 6 s2 and an unlocked append?
come here little bro hehehehe yes cok
>>498834472amaya montero was my crush when i was a kid
>>498833886cute child
>>498834653are those sleeves bro
>>498827167Anne Bonny https://litter.catbox.moe/05uz8u.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/71a03b.pngMary Readhttps://litter.catbox.moe/0pcnhn.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/2uylop.pngErice https://litter.catbox.moe/17e904.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/619jlk.pngJackhttps://litter.catbox.moe/fjrlgk.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/cumwmn.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/wdrnw3.png>>498827306Misaka with Rinhttps://litter.catbox.moe/ij7mba.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/5zhvih.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/d56gtk.pngMisaki with Luviahttps://litter.catbox.moe/fhr6rg.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/brru43.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/5u6me3.png>>498827387Kukuhttps://litter.catbox.moe/4lu84o.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/o4plh8.png>>498827757Luvia Rin 69https://litter.catbox.moe/2h5ft7.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/p7smic.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/r8xwxx.png>>498830337Suzukahttps://litter.catbox.moe/njsdl2.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/namhes.png
>>498834646My Billy's S2 is only lvl 4...
>>498833687Melt's so cool, everyone wants to copy her
Should I read the Loliz event?
>>498834998Liz is cute but generally its pretty meh.
>>498834394>>498834646>>498834907Billy just needs his charge skill at 9 (he will get 4% back from the first wave, meaning he uses his own charge and Oberon's 50% in the third wave) and his np charge append at like 5-6 (doesn't need to be leveled, so he can get Skadi 50%, Oberon 20%, Liz 16% for the rest, if you lore Liz's charge then he only needs it unlocked).That said, Billy himself needs zero lores on any of his skills, and unlocking an append should be easy because he's a 3*, coins will pile up over time for him anyway.
How are my bros doing today?
>>498834998It's a funny little story, not something that will blow your mind.
>>498835179>unlocking an append should easy because he's a 3*Fun fact, unlocking an append is 1/12th of a grail
>>498835184
>>498833706Prease understand he was still under development at the time pls fight these stupid orb things Poseidon has instead
>>498835184yeah yeah all good bro
>>498834862epic
>>498835184alright brohow are you bro
>>498834346
>>498834862holy seggs
>>498834908She is a trend setter
>>498835328>grails>he doesn't have like 30 fucking grails just sitting in storage
>>498835428just jalting around
>>498835184Very happyi have an easy job i like, my entire family including me is healthy, i can freely post with my bros at night, i'd say this is a pretty good life
>>498834908Not me, I enjoy have having legs.
>>498833687Sassy brat confirmed jealous of superior sibling?
>>498831427>loses because they underestimated Chaldea's children and rampant alcoholism>have any event villain ever get mogged this hard before?What about losing to the floor in a 100% serious event?Kama's still #1!
>>498835501Why the fuck aren't you grailing anyone, do you not like the characters in this game?
>>498834862
>>498835654I'm saving my grails for Tez
>>498835534You're mom will die in her sleep tonight
>>498835706He takes 15 at most, why aren't you using the rest?
>>498835534It won't last....I was in your position once... it'll all fall apart sooner or later bro....
>>498835501>>498835654Wu is right.I've got like... 3 Grails right now.Guess I'll spend the next few months inching my Lip closer to 120 but I need to wait for the Coin changes to hit NA before I can finish her.Maybe I should Grail some misc others in the mean time.
>>498835812Shut... up...
>>498835345bro...
Post your five tiger generals
>>498835869
>>498833687>>498834534>>498833851>>498833765>>498835627>>498834908She probably ate melt or will eat her during the event, chaldea melt
>>498832714That ain't me, bro.
>>498833849
>>498835947>She probably ate melt or will eat her during the event, chaldea meltShe's gonna make it very hard to pull for her, isn't she...
>>498835796There are no grail worthy servants in this game
>>498835937Summer Yu in Arcade has a very cute smile
>>498836023>She's gonna make it very hard to pull for her,that's the thing, everyone already did roll for her
>gudao is a weak mage>can gandr Gods and BeastHow impressive is that?
>>498836034>Plays the game enough to have 30+ grails>Doesn't like the characters in the game
>>498835947With how popular she is? Doing that would be tantamount to popularity neck-roping. It would explain why they made her available from the start though...
>>498835869My what now?
I will post my eight dog warriors instead.
>>498835654Nothing worth grailing that isn't already grailed right now.
>>498836034I think u just are a massive faggot anon kun, like an unironic real giant faggot, like if i check the dictionary for the word faggot, i might find a pic of you.
I will post my dog instead
>>498836193You just know
>>498836193Kobungobros...Dosetsubros...Genpachibros...
>>498836358
>>498836358Very cute dog
>>498835654For me it's a lack of QP and just not really feeling it enough for most servants I'm considering grailing
>>498834862Need more Jack ass
>>498836282Holy based
Even the game says we can't resist tittymonk
Well?
>>498835654im grailing characters to 120 and dont want to waste apples outside lottos or half AP campaigns getting someone to 120 normally
i only got mine up to np2 from my oberon rollssad
>>498836693why is cheating so celebrated in japan?
>>498836681I wish she got more than a CE once every blue moon.
>>498835654nta but i recently grailed my ibuki summer to 120, i'm getting used to nuke everything, i might grail umu satan next just because, am i cooked?
>>498836148Gandr is an extremely simple spell, and I don't even remember if you are ever implied to be able to do it without a mystic code or if it's at best just vague
>>498805896The might of Liz during Halloween...
>>498836785It's not cheating if it's with a little kid.
>>498836943It is
>>498836943Rape doesn't counteract cheating
>>498836964>>498837031But what if it's anal?
>>498836485For me it's Brousuke...
>>498835328Fun fact, coins don't matter to /alter/chads (true) because we have ati running FP bots sweatshop for us
>>498837117Still cheating
>>498836943i believe this unironically
>>498836896>Gandr is an extremely simple spell,Oh really? Prove it by using gandr on me right now.
>>498836785why shota is the real question, get that shit out of my h-games
>>498837117the devil's loophole
>>498837176Alright. I'm using forbidden /alter/sister magic to make you feel slightly more tired and sick now
>>498805896It's cute how you live in your own world
>>498837174Sis...
>>498836893If you've got gameplay brainrot a single target makes a lot of sense to compliment Ibuki, other good options are Castoria Zerker and Kintoki and (if you want two years) Jalter/Abby/Ciel
>>498836148>Can't Grandr a simple Snack Meister
>>498837249Just call it sex
>>498837249Now that you mention it, I kinda do feel a lil sleepy...
>>498836681She needs more than just a CE.
>>498837249wtf sis, I was just getting up
what happens if you gandr someone in the weiner
>>498837395I'm just using their magic bro. I still have a penis
>>498837401>>498837401>>498837401
>>498837249STOP CALLING IT MAGIC IT WAS CHUUNIBYOU LEAVE ME ALONETKAE THIS
>>498836943What the fuck is wrong with you
>>498837117Can it even reach?
>>498834646it looks something like this, but when i did this i forgot i was using JP strengthening status, so he doesn't get that 30% quick up for 3 turns from his S3, meaning he needs mlb bg to supplement the missing skill rank up.You will have lots of stars turn 1 so crits are very likely if you're manualing, but it may not be automata safe.
>>498821818Raikou number one mom.
