Previous: >>498582684Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatfest: Wizard vs Knight vs Ninja 10/25-10/27• Version 9.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v910• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
Splatfest conch preview is on.
>>498881346noted thanks
utsuroh
Happy Sky here, I'm picking Ninja
>>498881708utsuruh-roh
my wife
octos not welcome
My wives.
weyyo!
ojamajo peak, going witch
>enemy has a terrible reaction speed
Stop posting your garbage clips
mspaintanon has vanished...
>>498882415reefslider was a mistake
>only people posting gameplay are shitterswhere are our good players...
>>498883742
>>498883298Good riddance.
>>498883851Good woomy.
>>498883913FUUUCK YOU
>>498883298He takes breaks often, chill out. But who knows if he may come back, the game is dead.
>>498883742the good players rarely post clips
>>498883298I've seen him play the game, though?
>>498883851That's nono tier, post real hardcore stuff
>>498884686That's average skilled
>>498886778only actually good players should post clips, everyone else should sit down and apply themselves before posting dogshit
>>498886902so only HS
>>498886902So only Timmy and soup
>>498887162>>498887069ideally yes, only people with verifiable results should post their clips here
Everyone should post their clips, it shows you play this game
>>498888454I’m at work
>>498888454I play the most boring weapon to watch in the game
I love Aori.>>498881914Cute wife.
>>498888454I'm too lazy to make webms from my clips and I'm shit at this game.
>>498889976It's not that hard even from your phone, takes 2 minutes
>>498888454you'd see that people play the game if you actually opened yours and checked your friends list/pool
>>498892218More people are leaving my friendlist than people coming in
>>498892703Nono...
Add me back... OR ELSE
Adulthood is realizing clam blitz is the best mode
>>498893974Only if your teammates know what they're doing
No fatties allowed beyond this point
kids game
Why should we hide butts from kids view?
>>498895278fuck off
>clip something>start nitpicking things I could have done better before converting it>end up not sharing anythingMany such cases.
I like weyys, they are cute
>>498895278Yeah it is
>>498886902I liked the clips that were in german
>>498896857rg is actually good at the game, yes
I hate that I'm becoming addicted to the Aerospray RG. I stated using it "as a joke".It's over for me...
>>498898082switch to mg before it's too latemg is actually fun, especially if you try to actually fight with your main and sub
I wish they were doing an actual Halloween theme for Splatoween. I was excited for it but as soon as they announced it was a rerun of a random Spla2n fest I lost interest.
>>498899824what that tongue do
>>498900368dig deep inside Shiver's pussy
>>498898937Nono... All you do is spam fizzy bombs and reefslider
give me the Hag special
>been doing good all week>sneek peek starts>now I'm losing alotBut why...? :(
>>498902158Casuals came back
>>498902158Tryhards came back
Casual teammates tryhard opponents
>>498889827KILL wife
>>498902869
>>498901108i'm the other aero guy who gives nono shit for thinking reefslider clips are impressive, hence the "try to fight with main" part. nono plays like a bitch. can't fault him, the balance in the game is such that being a bitch pays off, especially with aero. they overbuffed reefslider so much that every slider weapon other than assblast and tetras is a one note slider spammer now.
>>498899824I wish it was at least a month long event, grizz co 7000000 egg but the map is randomized and it's dark and if your far away enough all you can see are the glowing eyes. Challenge modes like pitch black (like that forest in botw) and your ink is the only thing giving light, rainy night where your ink slowly gets removed by rain, thunder strike where you can get hit by lightning. Different modes like candy collect (clam blitz but opposite) pumpkin smash, ghost hunt. More themed outfits, banners, stickers, and decorations than you have to buy with special currency by playing the game (like candy pieces)
Stop fighting
>>498906103I'm going to punch your woomy's face so hard she stops being silly
I don't want to admit that punching woomies is a bad thing!!
>>498907174Then be admitted into the mental ward, slapped into a straitjacket and surround by feral flopshredders.
I post a woomy. No one cares.I punch a woomy. Everyone loses their minds.
>>498906103We’re not fighting we are just having a discussion very aggressively.
woomy is immune to blunt force trauma
>>498909716that's why they're invincible in salmon ru...
>>498902869wife gone.think about wife.regret.
I'm going to tie your woomy to a post by her floppers.
woomer
>>498913730Sex with this woomer
anyone wanna SR for one king?
>*gives your ceph a mole*
>>498914924I'll join.
>>498915467room's up
>>498915075She’ll take good care of him.
I want to be physically abused by woomy
>>498916569remember to feed him regularly
>>498916578I don't
Imagine getting discombobulated by a Woomy's floppersThose big, fat, meaty flops, slapping right against the sides of your head at the same time, jiggling and shaking against you, sticking you you with those gorgeous suckers, before popping off and leaving suction marksErotic...
>>498916578
>>498917665Actually perfect
>>498915601I think we got split up somehow, just finished the shift.
>>498917665this womy is having the time of her life
Wholesome woomies.
>>498917665I'm insanely jealous
>>498919480sex with this woomy
>>498919480Are you mentally ill? not surprised
GGs S
>>498920729GGs M, superb fishing.
GET SPUN IDIOT
>>498921797I want them to bully my weyy after classes
woomveem yuriyebweyy yaoi
>>498922401if it's interspecies, it doesn't matter if it's same sex anyway
>>498922401
>>498922401Gross
cease your idol headcanons
>>498923121You can't stop me from shipping them with my ceph.
>>498923121This is canon
>>498923121no
>>498923502Take meds
>>498923502She did alot of things with Octolings...
Ever notice how no one ever posts Big Man lewds? I wonder why.
>yuritards ruining the thread again with their fetish no one asked for
>>498922860agent 3 and agent 8 are both made for me________
>>498888454
Splatoon 3 is ___
>>498923869He's too cool for stuff like that.
>>498924867for the gays
>>498924867incomplete
>>498924867full of big booty ocks what the fuck get out of the way of my fruity loops you FATASS
>>498925917>Snipes you through a wallSkill issue
>>498922401Plaza groomer detectedVerification not required.
>>498924867the best game in the series
>>498319752>>>/aco/8566074
beans
my Panic drawing was better :^)
>side order gives you opportunities to become ludicurously overpowered>doesn't adjust the difficulty accordingly to make you need to be ludicurously overpowered to keep upwhy even bother then? you make a mode that's easy with base weapons, then make it easier by letting you become a literal fucking god, get a reverse difficulty curve that results in negative engagement and then what, force you to just grind out for meaningless collectibles and rng 100% chip completion? what is this, a singleplayer mode for a highly competitive shooter, or banjo fucking kazooie for nintendo 64?
>>498926446WTF i love shellder now
>>498926782honestly if squinty orbited me or even replied to me I'd cringe so hard I'd kill myself
>>498926446panic x shellder is my otp>>498927168i hope squinty replies to you soon.
I like all the drawfags of /ink/
>>498926465Hate this shit like you wouldn't believe and I know it wasn't something you did wrong. The tiny bit of salmon ink on the ledge above somehow prevents you from swimming through your own ink at the top of the wall so you can't push forward and over the brim making you plummet downward dying both in game and real life
why does panic beg for art did he learn this behavior from kold
hey /ink/ how's it hanging
Celebi is a weyyo.
>>498927680Short, shriveled and always to the left.
>>498928392based left wearer
>>498927648panic doesn't beg, panic is loved so people just draw out of that love.
>>498926945The devs don't want anyone playing side order, they want you grinding multiplayer forever. That's why only 12 weapons, no changing gear, no changing ceph, no posing in photo mode, rewards can't even be used in side order, only 3 bosses, no enemy variety, etc. Fucking waste of money
>>498889827
GIMME A WEYY, BARTENDER!
>>498927168
>>498929079
>>498927168I'm not Squinty
i'm once again asking for choco /ink/ers
>>498929760>a weyy slides across the bar straight past you, falls down and shatters on impact
>>498930693nOOOOOOOO
>>498930676all /ink/ers are choco since there's white choco
>>498930676milk choco
>>498931289computer. identify this woomy.
To the retard who called me schizo for pointing out the captcha timer was a test to implement on /pol/, look at /pol/s sticky, retard.
>>498930676>>498929760
>>498926446>chose Team Wizardwonder what's in store for this woomy
>>498926446I fucking hate this player base why is it full of tranny pedophiles
>>498932838tranny pedophile game
>>498931869TAKE THE SHOT!
>>498932838only that sort of person plays nintendo games
>>498933035based
It is now yebby hours, post those yebbies NOW NOW NOW.
>>498931289feet woomy...
>>498933157
Which inker would you beat in an irl boxing match? I could knock out brostar, ain't no flexlion irl.
>>498933397MWAH, thank you.Og yebby still one of the very best.
>>498933492Steroids exist.
which /ink/er would you beat off?
>>498933969Bro is gonna try to aimbot his swings
which /ink/er would you draw? would you draw me?
Which /ink/er do you hate the most and why?
>>498930676>>498933157
>>498934528what are they smelling
>>498934487myself
>>498934331Id draw a lot of them, probably you as well, yeah
>>498934528Good yebby, he should play some Open or feesh with me soon. His gayyo buddy would like to bump him.
>>498934638 Whatever The Rock is cooking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_neS747GwQ
>>498934331I've drawn a lot of them, maybe I already have.
>>498934903For feesh? Probably during the next rot at Sockeye. Next time for Open? Soon™.
>>498930132Hell yeah, thanks! :D Something to pair with this fried rice lunch I have.
>>498901232
>>498926446new squinty art my soul is replenished
>>498938657I know this reference
>>498938963freakazoid and happy sky :)
>>498938963KISS!
good night /ink/
>>498938695bedbreaking sex with this woomy
>>498940380gnight
>undertow zones>get instantly spawncamped and mogged by obviously stronger team>feels like an afk match>fight back somehow anyway but keep getting mogged>get a lucky two-kill with zooka>take control and spawncamp for a bit>getting pushed back very hard but keep clawing back control>win>mfw #1 enemy splatter when it felt like I went 2-15This is fucking stupid. This map is fucking stupid. This game is fucking stupid.I still feel I played like shit, and I surely did, but at least not the worst (numbers-wise, anyway). I do get completely mogged by wellstring though, especially on tight maps like this.
>>498941520
>>498941689did you enjoy your 15 minute wait
>>498940380Anon? It's 4 pm?
>>498940380Goobnight.
But when we wakeIt's all been erasedAnd so it seemsOnly in dreams
>>498926446>>498938695how is it splatoon a childrens video game whose whole identity is fashion and art attracts manchildren trannies and mormons who cant dress themselves and wannabe drawfags who fail basic art fundamentals kek
NO FUCKING WAY
do the veemos have large talons?
>>498943412congrats anon
>>498943518What?
who wants a draw? post ceph and fav poke monster https://youtu.be/eXKFtu7KfC0
>>498940231Fuck offMy woomy is a not dyke
>>498943672>>498304410
>>498943672espeon
>>498943672>>498302406
The matchmaking system in Splatoon is strange to me, but the idea of changing it is stranger.As it is, all it is is collecting enough players in the same rank (and sometimes similar group size), maybe itd be better if they adjusted it so it took into account how much a player has used X weapon or Y kit, or at the very least consider the weapons on each team, but still.If it was made to be so you can pick your weapon and gear before starting the match, that would lead to a lot of people choosing to make counterpicks and change weapons before the match, which would then lead to the other team doing the same to counter those, and so on and so forth.If it was made so you can change weapons with your team but not see the enemy, there'd still be that little bit of trying to guess what the enemy is running, but it'd also create a stigma around the meta wherein tryhards will only play if you're running """optimal""" weapons, otherwise theyll throw or just drop out entirely, not to mention artificially increasing the wait time by having to have everyone ready up.If it were sorted by weapons on a team, how exactly would that work? Would it try to make a well rounded team based off of the ideals of a team meta, or would it be based off the ideal picture in the mind of the devs? Would it simply look at the class of a weapon and use that to place it into a team, or look at the specific weapon itself? How would the system really function with some many different weapons and kits?>TL;DR rambling about matchmaking system and wondering what it'd be like if it were differentI am curious to hear what thoughts anyone else has about trying to improve the matchmaking without harming the game though
lmao what's going on
>>498943672gengar...
>>498943546Nevermind, after going 4-0 against all odds a correction was necessary...
>>498944331splattershot jr had enough, quit the game and dragged them out
>>498945034unfortunate
>>498944432why did you steal kold's shirt was it to teach him a lesson not stealing signature outfits
is a spellsword a wizard or a knight
Stop letting your cephs play with matches
Hosting a Spooky Run on the hour.EVP300Host: SSInvites will be sent to pool, open to all. Will go for the whole rotation if crew are willing, or feel free to come and go for a single King Salmon.
>>498945676it's cope
>>498945676Both, so it cancels outYou are ninjer
>>498945779just a king for me
>>498945959Chinger chagger.
>>498945779I can go for a quick King
>comm error>room fullaw
>>498946154Who are you?
This Christmas season for sure
>>498946154>>498946756Exactly this, leaving your name out and claiming you don't want drama is inciting drama. If someone removed me from their friendlist and blocked me, why the ever loving fuck would I beg to be friends with them again? How much of a pathetic human being do you need to be to literally beg for someone to be friends with you again? Get a grip on your life holy shit, do you need the world to love you in order to live? People are allowed to not like you, if you're being genuine then learn from this and if not and you're just shit posting then you'll still learn that this form of shit posting is retarded and any one with a brain knows how fucking stupid it isIf you truly wanted to be friends again then you'd do it over discord through other people because posting about it here ONLY encourages drama, if you don't talk through discord and never have then why the fuck would you want to be friends again on the switch which has ZERO methods of communication with people on your friend list?Just stop it
>>498947162it's not that deep anon
>>498945676Depends on the implementation. If spells are used to supplement martial skills, knight. If the sword is more akin to a magical focus, then wizard.
>>498947429im using magic and then pulling out my enchanted mace and panlid when a guy gets too close
>>498945134I got my happy end after all so won't complain. But after you get in the groove on one map it sucks having to switch gears.>you can attempt a rank-up battle!>mfw rotation is over>>498945072Jr virtually paired with Splat Charger, I'm sure it makes perfect sense in Mr Nogami's world!
>>498943672Tyranitar
>>498943412Also.Yeah I wasted that third shot, meant to go towards right zone.
>>498948689Moments before Pearl storms in the room wearing the XXXL Primal Human-style Bodysplitter™ strapon
Wizardbros we doing good
>>498943672espeon erotic
>>498949251>It's bigger than Pearl
>>498949592>>498944074Best eeveelution hands down
ggs sh
>>498943672I choose you, seel
did you know that vaporeon...
>>498949592>>498949723Based taste
>>498950278vaporeon is old newsit’s all about typhlosion now...
GGs Fishers, nice to shake off some rust with some salmon stomping
GGs SR
GGs SS.
>>498945779
What's wrong, Anon? You're not a faggot homosexual, are you? Kiss the Tako.
>>498950414This but with typhlosionhttps://youtu.be/GXkZP-gijqo
GGs SR Crew, stupendous fishing.If anyone would like to continue fishing, I'll reopen the room if there's interest.>>498946154I usually ignore Friend Requests on Switch as I tend to get FRs from people I get into grudge matches in QP on Smash Ult and in Splatoon 3 sometimes. It's never personal so send another Friend Request now that I'm fully aware, I tend to ignore the popup every time I load into the game because of the reason above.
anyone wanna play some open?
>>498952409Me
>>498952957you got a little something on your face.
>>498952928was in a game, opening now
>>498954258the witch amiibo outfit if nogami wasn't fucking around
What does it mean that it's almost always veemos being portrayed as witches? Even in the game itself, it's the octoling idol who's team witch.
>"oh boy! can't wait to fis-">see that rotation>see next 2 rotations>close game
>>498955017veemos are evil and bad
>>498955017veemos are magical and mysterious
my utsu in shining armor
Marie is drunk.
>>498955415utsuhero
>>498947162this desu s shouldnt friend k after the coordinated harassment with k, f and hs constantly attacking her over several threads and even across games for months
GGs opener
GGs sh
>>498955128It ain't supposed to be easy.
>ScoutScoot took off her heelsBased
Goji locks children in his basement and stabs holes into them which he proceeds to fuck and cum into.
hell yeah time for some open>sturgeon/bluefin clamsnever mind
erm actually marie's mouth is red
>get the green ?>same as a weapon already in the setThe worst feeling.
>>498963762Nuh uh her tongue is lime green and tastes like sour green apple
Are you feelin' it now, Mr. Grizz?https://youtu.be/x8YGMBXrDZg?si=WQTGq1fzxcsz63UZ
>>498961271very specifc this time
>>498964208I heard a victory screech remix for the S1 results music on soundcloud but it was deleted. :(
>>498961271Typhlosion*
>>498965157gyacht
The giga chad mogger acht vs the rizzless chinlet chud pearl
Will Wizards be unrelenting mirror match hell? What's the best compromise here I wanna have fun this fest
>>498966426Ningas
>>498966426You people ask this every splatfest. Mirrors don't matter as much as you think and it's still turf war regardless.
>>498965157The gigachad sigma mogger gyAcht vs the rizzless chinlet chud porl
>>498967208None of those words are in the Sunken Scrolls.
Finally, this took forever.
>>498968056This looks modded. Is it?
>>498968123No, of course not.
>>498968451Don't lie to me, anon.
>>498968270NEED chocolate milk
>>498968592
>>498968056>Eight>SwordYou've cheated, haven't you?
>>498968682lmfao. what the fuck is this
>>498968808be nice
Goji anally rapes toddler boys.
>>498970168Give it a rest
>>498944039>>498944074>>498944081>>498944432>>498948189>>498949592>>498950126This time I forced myself to do all of thenhttps://youtu.be/vAoOJLpYKJ0
>>498970893garbage drawings
>>498970893TITTIES hypno is a shit fetish
1king slem at the hour?
>>498970987They're Q U A L I T Y
>>498971046It's not hypno. It's confusion dummy
>>498970893this is a blueboard anon, cute drawings espeon rape erotic
>>498970893>mine from last time didn't make the cutWhy do you hate me?
>>498970893amazing
>>498972031I thought you wanted just espeon erotic desu
>>498971092In 10 minutes if you're still around
>>498973668Freelancing a king, sorry.
>>498973954Aight, no worries
who salmn
>>498974258Bruh...
>>498974258Ok I'm out of my freelance shift if you want
>>498974746openin if you're rady
>>498975067W3
>>498975067I'm in
my booyah button is broken
>>498976030Ouch!
>>498753935
>>498970893Dum stupid weyyo and dum stupid Sableye...I love them, thank you very much dude!
3922 1313 3427Might need a song idk
>>498976680Can you do this?https://youtu.be/xfRE3KJfxfQ
>>498970893You didn't draw me (I didn't post my ceph)
>>498977437Probably wouldn't be able to figure it out without rushing it. I'll consider it for another time but I'll get something more simple.
>>498973086im not that anon
>>498976680https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w
ggs salmnvery fun sorry booyah button broke so slow bombs
happy ocktober
>>498980301limon kold sexo
>>498979785GGs, good fishing!>booyah button brokeYou can remap, no?
not a fan octos
>>498980301squidvember or bust
Hugging Woomy
>>498983248it's like marie being the only one who gets her own day of the year
ough i cant sleep so post your ceph and get a feral dumbass scribble
>>498983593She's my cephDraw her getting scalding hot coffee tossed at her
>>498983593Draw me teehee (I won't post my ceph)
>>498983593I run on 3-5 hours of sleep a day! Sometimes even less!
>>498983543but there is a Fryeday every week
>>498976090>>498970893these are great and cute…. thank you so much anons…
>>498983593can you do her getting proposed to by me!!!!! bretty blease
>>498983851I didnt say id adhere to any guidelines>>498984052>clearly state to post your ceph>doesnthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ
this thread tries to act like idol head canons are really above ocfagging but they're basically equivalent
>>498984817Based Marinafag. Choco Tako is immaculate and divine and deserves everything good in the world...
stop drawing cephs with self-inflicted wounds
>>498984876OCfagging is better. Idolfags just tap two boring pieces of lifeless carboard together. At least OCfags, even if they fail spectacularly, attempt to put a piece of themself out there.
marina lost the only time i voted for herim gonna punch her in the liver on air then im gonna deep fry her stupid bighead wife
>>498985316Least deranged yebby
>>498984225Insomnia Gang my Beloved>>498985043<3
>>498985378Only Weyyos could get this mad over their token idol being a jobber
>>498984556Maybe ask another time for that specific thing and actually post your ceph with it when you do, but here
>>498983593sure, go ahead
>>498985594Hell yeah! thanks m8
>>498986132bad ceph
post the /ink/er cephs with big sweaty boobs please
>>498986346I don't see Yoko and her hideous, smelly mutant technicolor floppers anywhere
>>498976680https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V66m52YFZBg
>>498986302always adore your ceph, marvelous to see you again>>498986346theres no feet in that one, but you can just count that mistake towards this one to make up for it, right? surely you wont give me an unrightful second one, right???
>>498986431>>498986302
>>498986431>>498987352also stop giving me ideas
>>498987338I'm glad you love her. It's nice seeing you too. >>498987436I wouldn't mind
>>498987643evil...like it...I will see what I can do when I have more time...Goonight /ink/, ily
>>498987338>Sorry, we all outta rollers
I am fighting the 4 of them, the RM is here. No teammates to be seen...
>>498988276You have a goodnight as well
Can japanese children grow a brain
Good teammates for 4 matches, I'm so happy right now
I'll miss you guys... I'm getting all emotional but we pratically did a whole series together. We were like a family!... but after the fifth win we're forced to disband
Can love appear on the battlefield?
Why are all the splatzone related medals silver? This is why Rainmaker is the superior mode
Even though it’s going to be mirror matches, they’ll still win cause the tryhards and “good” players will give it their all over the weekend. And that the devs love pale over dark skin.
>>498991576Wizards are universal
>>498991576this is one of the few times im probably going to join the /ink/ circlejerk team
>>498991576I'm in team wizard btw
I regret my choice...
>>498992093>wasn't drawn by the drawfagsContinue to beg
>>498992967she didnt ask
So is it a reused tri-color stage?
potted woomy
>>498995057Woomy on the potty
portly woomy
fat veemo is 900lbs...
fat veemo crushing toilets
>>498995506Poomy!
Fat veemo crushing my skull sitting on my face
>>498970893silly cephsthanks anon!
Fat veemo wondering where anon went(she sat on him while he was on the sofa and is stuck flat on her ass)
fat veemo wondering where her 10,000 calorie meal went (she eated it)
>>498997105Ate* has eaten*
>>498980392yuri?
>>498997387ew
>>498997343she ated itand then she burped
>>498998471>Marie will never sit on your face with her bare ass and casually complain about life.
>>498998774She barp* she has burpen*
>>498998885she barp and brap
>americans wake up>thread quality goes down
>>498999115>thread is made>quality remains poor until bump limit>repeat ad infinitumIt's simply a constant, anon.
>>498999632You don't play this game
Goji broke into an orphanage and sodomized all the children inside.
Panic's woomy touched my weyyo's no no zone
>>499000152Sure
>>499000032woomies love BOC
>>498997842ah, threesome then
>>499000032https://youtu.be/JXKZrq66IN8You mean your no no square?
>>4990001522/4 if anyone else wants to hop in
do you have any thoughts on this creature you'd like to share?
>>499000627No, not really
>>499000627Move it, football head
What if I started teeheeing more often?
>>499001680then we would get to see a cute ceph more often
>>499000627I want to know what her feet smell like
>>499001709>anon plays a yebweyy
>>499000627Pretty veemlet.
>>499002024
>>499001709Is my ceph cute?
>>499002943ur beeb ugly bro
>>499002943
>>499000627i want to know how many feet pics of frye does she have
i have gotten the most fucking incompetent teams on salmon run, i've deranked FUCKING TWICE.
>>499002943The answer is "yes" because all cephs are cute but your veemo looks insincere, like you're trying too hard to pander to people rather than something you consciously chose for yourself
apparently japs call a passive sex partner tunawe should start calling passive players that play non-backline weapons as if they are backline tuna toodon't be a tuna
>>499004956Come back to me Moonrune!
>>499004968hawk tuna
ProChara's tier list
>>499006005Who asked?
>>499006005If you use anything lower than A you’re throwing.
>>499006005That's a nice opinion, did your boyfried give it to you?
>>499006029nono said she's making pb2 today but blocking anyone who uses low tiers except aero
>>499006483nice maybe if I get blocked by him first I don't have to worry about him making a fuss about me blocking him later
Hey there Anons, y'all got any Halloween Costume Splatoon Girls drawing requests? I may do one or so with probably huge tits and/or ass.
Is there a point in blocking nono when none of you play with him anymore?
>>499006307>boyfried
>>499006756callie don't have big tiddie she have big booti
>>499006756Callie wearing a pineapple costume
>>499006756Captain 3 as trainer Red with new Agent 3 as trainer Gold.
>>499006756Marina with this
>>499006756Marina as Mr. Popo
>>499006837what if he joins an open or salmon room uninvited?
marie tummy.
>>499007321maries chubby tummy...
>>499006756Frye in plate bikini
>>499007164
>>499006307I now ship nono and procharaNobody askedMy opinion should be canon
Marie stretching after lazing around all day and you can hear her cuttlebones popping.
>>498976680probably a dumb question but does the witch gear count?
>>499007787Never met the guy in-game, does he still play?
>>499007693Ninjutsu
do you think there are more inkling or octoling players
>>499011832Inklings by a decent margin, though the numbers may be closer if we only count gaijin.
>>499006005>my beloved Heavy Splatling is B tier with a B tier specialI shall cope by calling it honest and continue bullying ink vacs for their life choices.
>>499011832There was this video about a youtuber guy going into matches and getting more cotling players in america, probably was like that at the start of the games life because they weren't locked in DLC and you just know how annoying kids are in muh allegory for representation of POC sometimes, inkling supremacy is probably higher now that their popularity is more dwindled down
>>499012819does that mean inklings are white people
Anyone down to slam for a king?
I'm Chris Handfish and this is...To Hook A Predator
Are you happy with how splatoon 3 ended up? Do you have hopes for splatoon 4 being better?
>Watch where you walkin', veemo!>Ay, whatchu say, veemo?Watch closely, you're about to experience a veemo moment.
I love her fangs.
>>499007669cap'n agent 3 canonically wears sandals you're the one that should kill themselves
>>499015997They should call each other suckas like suckerhead
>>499016037do not trust the bimbo squidshe has weapons
>>499015956>Are you happy with how splatoon 3 ended up? noit's been a bayonetta'd afterthought since day 1 and only got worse as time went>Do you have hopes for splatoon 4 being better?hopes and dreams don't keep the toilet clean
whatever happened to the leaks saying bubble blower was coming back? what was so bad about it that it needed to be removed after they added it midway into splat 2?
>>499015956NoWe went the entire game without a meaningful brella buff despite everything but tent being dumpster trash, but meta shooters got buffs galoreI’m not okay with it
>>499016347Foil Squeezer, that's what.
>>499016536we got netcode buff that made brellas actually usable in the westand no matter how you buff small brellas, they won't be good because maps are unfavourable and meta is too fast
>>499015934>In your chatlog, you said "we should play clam blitz, then later I can blitz your clam"...what did you mean by that?
>>499015956i'm alright with it, but i think it could have been better. i think covid may have messed up some of their plans, but i can't verify that. i hope that they take some of the criticism for 3 and fix things in 4. personally i'm not a big fan of the chaotic aesthetic, i enjoyed the more clean city look of the first two games.
i wanted to pick ghosts, halloween is meant to be spookythe fuck is spooky about wizards, knights and ninjas
>>499015956>Are you happy with how splatoon 3 ended up?no but the trajectory was so predictable after the first year that I don't feel strongly about it >Do you have hopes for splatoon 4 being better?maybe if it comes in 2027
>>499015956Yes and yes, though I doubt the netcode will see any meaningful improvements.
>>499016187She could use these "weapons" on me if ya know what I mean.
>>499016964The theme should've been >What's the best type of Halloween costume?>Scary vs Cute vs. Cool
>>499016037I love everything about her
>>499015956No and I'm straight up just not buying 4 if they keep the same devs
>>499017750yes you are lmao
>>499016347bubble blower was a stupidly borked special, even if you didn't use it as a superior splashdown by bombing it immediately.>hey look man, i'ma leave some nukes lingering on the field, do you mind? >they'll self-prime themselves too and after a while will explode from any damage from our side, but just, like, don't walk near them and you'll be fine, ok? >also if i step inside i'm invincible, even if you put a sploosh up my ass, but i can't shoot you either so it's all good, ok?stupid immediate offensive power, stupid zoning power, stupid defensive power, stupid inking power, it's lowkey one of the most overpowered specials in the entire series and the only reason we don't remember it as all too busted is because it got lamed out by passive missile spam. put it in 3 and it is immediately super meta, even if you take away ability to throw subs while blowing bubbles. stronger than strikes, stronger than zooka even, doesn't invalidate cooler mandate but synergizes well with it. you don't want that. it's a good thing that it was removed, and it's a bad thing that they've learned nothing and keep making busted specials.
deep cut are gonna be forgotten in spl4toon, i hope they make the new idols have more relevancy in story mode
>>499017298why do you let him live in your head?
>>499016189should agent 3 not be allowed to wear flipflops?
>>499017750What, are you going to wait for it to come out so you can watch the end credits of story mode?
>>499017092don't, her booty is a powerful weapon.
how do I smoke seaweed in the non-binary bathrooms?
>>499017325Same.>>499018418B-but I was talking about her fangs...
>>499015956No. Life has taught me that nothing ever gets better, every online game is worse than what came before and 4 will be worse than 3.
>>499017801I haven't turned splat 3 back on since Sparking Zero launched early access
PB will be 5 mins late.
>>499017827you wish lmaoDeep Cut is here to stay
>>499020851i wish you were late as in dead
>>499015956games good but the meta is kinda shityeah, they learned a lot of lessons from 2 and i hope they learned more from 3
>>499021005dont be fucking rude
>>499021245don't respond to the anti-foot schizo, he's getting all his posts deleted so is finding new ways around just spamming "kill yourself" but doesn't realize they log his ip so he will get banned eventually, again
>>499000627I love and adore her and wish to make her smile, not her signature smug smile that she wears all the time, genuinely smile with sheer happinessI think shes great and fantastic and misunderstood, and that her facade of superiority before breaking down into a blathering, frustrated mess is incredibly cute and a really cool part of her characterI want to gently smush her cheeks and give her nice things and feed her whatever she wants and to make her happyshvr...
PB 8/10
every idol would hate every single one of you btw
>>499008960No. You should switch off it.
>>499022625I know...I try my best to be good and kind though
>>499017809but it was fun.
Spaltoon 4 single player should take place in actual locations instead of floating nonsense worlds
>>499016696Perhaps, and yet, they never even tried, so we’ll never know for sure.And that really sums up my Splatoon 3 experience.
>>499022625who asked shizo
>FreePlstnei fucking hate you virtue signalling advocate faggots more than anything in the world
/ink/ reading pb rules vs /ink/ looking for drawfags
>stalling rmit's really not that serious squiddo.
>>499024221They never learn.
I just jerked off to Hard-Degenerate's Callie and Marie animation
>>499023929the thing with brellas is that they are already incredibly strong. even bambi. put bambi into pre-mpu spla2n and it's a meta weapon, it would mesh so well with the way we played back then. if you make 'em stronger, they'll be even more polarizing, in situations that suit them they'll be completely unbeatable, while in situatuions that don't favour them they'll still be just as weak. it's a fundamental problem, small brellas don't like fast metas and they don't like large wide open maps, and splat3 got an extremely fast meta with mostly large wide open maps. even with perfect kits (which two of them got rip undercover) they are situational at best, and will never get any better until hammerhead and cooler get dexited.tent doesn't care because tent is the king of forcing everyone to play by its rules. it muscles its way into top tier no matter what happens around it, all it has to do is hold zr for a second. other brellas have to work much harder to put opponents into position where they are forced to lose.
Good push.
I just jacked off to Anon
>>499027161you're welcome. Are you gonna join my splatfest team now?
>>499027328it was mid. what team
Reminder that hammer in invincibility is a myth
Can you put me in spectator for a few games (2-3) R
>>499028226K.
PB 9/10GGs B.
>comm errorfug
>>499006005zimibros we won
>>499006005this is a shit tier list
>>499034026It's made by one of the best players in the world tho
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://voca.ro/1bPw0fE4z4mo
ggs pb!
Ggs pbbbbb
Ggs PB!Thanks for hosting as usual >>499034364
>>499034503this woomy owes all cephs in this general sex
>>499034351post melon's tier list then
GGs
>>499034351Did he have any results in this game at all?
GGs pb, I hope you all have a nice weekend
GG PBers
>>499033759>special slave whose sole purpose is to shit out double digit bubbles for its teamif that's winning then i'm a fucking flamingo
GGs PB, see you at spookfest maybe
>>499034852That's what Mini does, that's what it's always been good for.
Ggs Pb! Thanks for hosting
>>499035367you're welcome <3
>>499034852unlike splash neo, its special at least makes it interact with enemies less than half the map away
>>499035128mini is not jr, it's a lot deeper than just "lol spam specials". even s2 missile mini still got to fight by itself, because the best way to use missiles is to advance under their cover. s3 zimi can stay in the bubble and deny 2-liners, but that's less playing mini and more playing a regular splatling, and outside of bubble you're inscentivized to never pick fights because team needs you for bubbles.
>>499034364Aw yeah, costumes next weekend!
>>499034693>>499034836>>499035074You people are a disgrace!
Saber kidnaps kids from a local playground and rapes them in his basement.
>>499036114That sounds like a lot of work.
>>499035074what shirt ability does the ceph on the left have?I'm missing this shirt and need it in run speed up.
>>499035074Very good yuri woomy
>>499038837how yuri is good?
>>499039049It's Justice. It heals the soul
>>499039517Ew
>>499039517MY SOUL...IT IS HEALING...
>>499039517i dont understand how this heals soul
>>499040739Soul hearts get added on top of your regular heart containers and can prevent you from losing deal with the devil/deal with the angel chances upon taking damage
>>499035074cute woome
>>499039517They both need weyyo cock
>>499040960This woomy likes cocks
>>499040960This woomy likes Weezer
WOOMY and yebby, not ngyes and OOMI ok. praise cod
>>499045567weyyo
>>499045567marie... get off the internetand lay off the crabcakes, will you? you're getting a bit... rounded
Where the YEBS????
>>499045567Woomy and Veemo, there is no other
>>499045567You are probably gay in denial
>>499046865octolings are genetically unstable compared to inklings and are known to spontaneously mutate
>>499045821unph rounded marie...
GGs again.HQ: https://files.catbox.moe/wja57d.pngL&k: https://files.catbox.moe/qrxbhf.png
>>499047698Something tells me these veemos are more than just friends...
>Filter>Image MD5Try again parasite
>>499048051buddies? chums?
>>499048051of course! they are superfriends! like friends, but super!
Weyyo butts
>>499048223super butt is right
>>499048185Clam blitzers...
Salmonid grooming gangs are causing hundreds of squidkid deaths across Inkopolis, but the Inkadia governor is sending more and more illegal salmonid immigrants into the city. Why is that?
>>499048223wow just like pearl and marinara...
>>499047698>fantasy can you take a picture of my ceph who is 14 years old showing off her ass please pretty pleasethis general really is full of porn addicted trannies kek
>>499048495pedophile game, pedophile general
ggs SH
I miss when this general was good and people played the game
>>499049007If it was a good game people would still be playing
>>499048342reports of takozonesu gangs taking over flounder heights have been greatly exaggerated (unfortunately)
>>499034351i literally could not care less
>>4990491453 really should have been a lay up.It's hard to understand how the new people in the dev team had that much control over the direction and how much damage they made. Why the older devs didn't overrule them on some of them (especially maps) is beyond me.
>>499048339conch clashers...
>>499050704splat zone inkers...
>>499051020tower controllers...
>>499051298rain makers...
>>499047698>shameful hall even after remembering and changing outfitsbrb killing myself
>tfw no /ink/er to conch clash with
I sold splatoon 3 to gamestop for $7.25
>>499052179her stripping for my wey
>can't shop at Arowana mall anymore because of salmonid lives matter riotsFeeling culturally enriched yet?
>>499052179I want to rub my face in her tummy...
>>499052179I want to >>499052451What the fuck? stop being me
>>499052179That's a good tummy.
>>499052421
>>499052451>>499052552>>499052670bad news guys, i already deflowered her and came inside. sorry!
>>499052909Now post the Marie one
>>499052724
>>499052852>not on her tummyPleb status: 100%
>>499053087i never said i didn't. there were multiple times anon, multiple times...
>>499052852>not fucking her tummy and cumming all over her as you desperately mutter how hot and beautiful she isGet better taste
>>499053248>>499053213
>suddenly everyone love tummies
>>499053373You cant backpedal your way out of this one. I bet you never even met her.
>>499053478Good, good.
>>499053557I'M NOT LYING!!!!! IT'S TRUE!!!!! WE HAD HOT SEX A LOT!!!!!
Can you stop typing vulgar things about my wife.
>>499053696Don't act like you weren't watching and flicking your bean in the corner.
I smash the dude with my war-clawThen a bunch of takos come out and go like "ooo, frye, stop pinching my butt with your war-claw!"
>>499053696She's welcome to join on the fun.
>>499053628You raise your voice and lash out in anger, for I speak the truth. Your battle has been lost, and the war has ended, the entire thread shall know of your cowardly lies, and all for what, a brief moment of validation? To trick others into thinking higher of you? Sit down. Frye was having a nice dinner with her family, anyway.
>>499053771>floplet himesexo
>>499048137you're begging me to use a batch md5 changer
>suddenly
filterfags are always self-sabotaging because they can't help but talk about it
>>499054094hehe, having a nice dinner while riding my WEYYO COCKno lies were told, you're just jealous
>>499054563>giving them attentiongood job letting them know it annoys you I guess
NONE OF THE CHARACTERS HAVE SEX THEY PLAY TURF WAR AND HAVE FUN ADVENTURES
>>499053771I need them all. The right style is kinda gives off unkempt whore vibes.
Switch 2 will have... Mariekart.
>>499054941then why did they make woomies so hot?
>dc because you're losingwhy are some people such children
>>499054560ZAMN SHE’S 12?
>>499055110Agent 2 / Chargercart / Dynawheels for the highest speedIdol / Splattercart / Carbonwheels for the highest drift
>>499053771>>499053973I want theseAlso>Short hime cut woomy!https://youtu.be/V9TeHZ-qfVU
>reefslides your crab>leaves
>>499054941they have fun adventures in eachothers bodies
>>499056135NO SHUT UP, NO CEPH EVER HAS SEX
>>499056407Then how were they born
>>499056448nintendo magic
In a fantasy world I'd be a pyromancer but I might pick team knight
Marie in her 40's in retirement, can't fit in the costume anymore.
>>499056448When a woomy woomies with another woomy very very much, the silly energy overflows and it manifests in the form of a squib spawning in the middle of Inkopolis a few moments later.
nogami is a fucking liar
If cephs aren't allowed to fuck then why do salmonids get an entire game gamemode about stealing their eggs which is a result of them fucking
>>499059228Fish do not fuck anon. Females lay their eggs in the soil and males ejaculate on the eggs to fertilize them.Woomies definitely fuck because of human crystals.
alright that's iti don't care anymore
>>499059829Me and who?
>>499059602Wow being a fish person in splatoon must be extremely boring
>>499060351Why do you think they chimp out and go beat up woomies at slomming sites? They have nothing else going on for them.
Cute, CUTE!!! Cat posting! I love cats! And Splatoon!
4's new gameplay mechanic will be swimming.
we need underwater combat
>>499047652marie... soft...
>>499064572This just an elf.
>>499064952Like Frye yes
paruko likers, why?
>>499066008She's cute and autistic
>>499066008cope mostly. i liked her design when she was first introduced but now that we see her i hate her.
>>499066008Look how fucking flat she is, goddam that's hot.
>>499055573Is that a normal strategy for reefslider?
>>499067465Not really, they usually eat shit immediately after popping it.
every splatoon character is flateven marina and frye
kill yourself
I miss my /ink/ friends
>>499052416Who the hell shops at malls? Nothing there but shoe stores anyway.
>>499070316>shoe storesWoomies shouldn't wear shoes, burn them all down
>>498980301Do you plan to color the group photo?
>>499068791this is slander
>>499076442I want to stack more things on top of their head
>>499015956It's mixed. Overall is likely ended in a better spot than Splat 2. The specials are far more balanced (not that's its perfect on that score, but its easily better than 2 and even 1. And I'd and its less shooter heavy. Yes shooters are still a huge factor, but other weapon types all get use. The maps are better have improved a lot, even if they don't mange to hit the highs of The Reef. Its maybe about on par with Splatoon 2 with maps now? 2 certainly has some higher highs though as mentioned and nether fully live up to 1.SR is just plain better than in 2. On story stuff hero mode is better than Splat2's, but neither it nor SO hit the heights of Octo expansion. Also it has a great plaza after 2's was such a dull line. But on the other hand DC never really got a chance to come fully into their own as characters.But clearly splatfest felt like a bit of step down, tri-battles and stages weren't really a good replacement for shifty stations, even if the latter was fairly hit or miss.Overall it suffered from being mostly more polished Splatoon 2, but with a few steps, (splatfests and maps mainly) were it felt like a step back. But overall, I'd say a better experience just not super exciting. Certainly the lack of any new modes didn't help. Which is always an issue with MP focused games. How do you make new entry that really leaps out and feels fresh well keeping the same underlying gameplay? Even Splatoon 2 stumbled in that regard and was mostly saved by being on far more popular hardware than 1, so it was a new fresh experience to a lot of people. Maybe letting the series rest till the next hardware would have helped, but maybe making a new 'jump on' point even if it can't feel as special was a right move given that would have meant waiting at least 8 years.As for Splatoon 4? No clue, I try not to blindly guess. Maybe being on new hardware and the ending of this 'trilogy' will help it feel more fresh, But time will tell, it always does.
>>499079326Rough sex with this fish
>Officer defends himself by splatting a violent and deranged salmonid>media outlets focus on the salmonids past clam blitz career instead of the officer who was hurt
Woomy!
>>499080437She looks like Bass from Codcord
bad idols
Anyone fish on store turn?I'll be trying to go 180 -> 400, so doesn't matter how long you want to hang around.I probably missed the window for having good freelancers again and it's gonna go depressingly bad, but I'll try to at least grind out one Zuna.
>>499088745im at work
>>499088875You mean.. fishing, or irl work?
>>499088745I can in like 20 minsGoing to the gas station
>>499077227Honestly I can't imagine Splatoon 4 being much of a departure from its predecessors. A lot of mechanics, details, etc. have been the consistent and the same throughout each installment that they're practically core to the series "identity" and as such likely won't be messed with at all as to not upend the status quoThe most they could do is expand on them, but no full-on reworks. We could get more kit variations, but we won't see the kit system reworked to something different. We could get more pants, but not as a new gear slot as to straw away from the headgear/shirt/shoes system we have. More abilities can be added, but you won't see any overhauls that change how they work. We can get some new settings and brands, but you won't see Inkopolis absent or any of the existing gear brands replaced since they're key to the splatoon world. You get what I meanImagine if Splatoon 4 was a complete shake-up. New location far outside of the inkopolis/splatsville area, with their own brands, their own culture, their own bands, etc., with all the systems overhauled from the series predecessors that effectively gives that feeling you first had going into S1 with 0 familiarity and a whole new setting to explore and learn about; it's practically all new. Would that really illicit intrigue and make you wanna buy?
>>499089449Ok, let me know when to open, I'll freelance until then. Hope I'll make some headway
>>499089937open
>>499091443W3
>>499091443kamon
SR 2/4 starting
Jesus fuck, I hate trying to get the "Agent 8 with 4 or less hacks" badge, I wish there was a way to make it a little less of a painful challenge, I'm not sure which hacks for that are the best; I've been using chip bias so far-
>>499091973Got room?
>>499092552Just started shift but yeah
>>499091973I'll hop on too
>>499092552Open!>>499092861Thank Cod
SR 4/4
>>499093203Okay mr popular.
Apparently, I still can't count to three
>2 gold for Coho sitting on my faceI'll take it
GGs slim!
>>499095547GGs! Thanks for joining
>>499095547GGs, thanks HS!3/4
Why does the freelancer's name sounds familiar?
>gootuber5 more wins to 400!
woomy saying the n word
>>499089165it's best that you ignore the "im at work" shitposter.
We gotta get our shit together dude
>>499097935Yeah I don't know what with things getting out of hand suddenly
that momo fuck is useless
Blame it on the freelancer
SR 3/4>two last thrown eggs miss the basketlol
will there be awoomy next thread
Woomy has passed away.
>>499100470Every thread is woomy thread
Ouch!
New thread is a spooky woomy please.
O-one more?
New>>499103003>>499103003>>499103003
woomy in the darkalways fleeting memoryin the great wide blue
>>499067465only if you're juiced up
odds gamesevens study
