Previous: >>498881329Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatfest: Wizard vs Knight vs Ninja 10/25-10/27• Version 9.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v910• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
>>499103003more like splatover
>match is me running around the map with 4 enemies tailing me
woomer
Anyways, here it is. Your current SZ meta.
Use the grizz bucket to kill drizzlers and stingers and scrapers. and stop focusing of the flyfish
my wife
Funni
GG's F, L, and Y I'm done and too tired for this lol
Anyway, I hit 400 earlier - did you want to keep going for a king?If not, that's all right, and thank you for all the help!>>499103317I know, I'm bad with bucket ;/
>>499103951I could go for one more king
>>499103813H-HAYAI!
>>499103989Ok!That wave 1 was obscene
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>499103651this image is so fucking epic
GGs Fishers
>>499104676*ground shakes with each steps* I heard there was a buffet happening
>>499105152>>499103942GGs and thanks an awful lot F, HS, L and M (and BB and SS last night)! That's another >=bronze badge down for me, better late than never, eh? Three more to go..Nice scales haul too!
Sex with veemoOur son will kill Mr Grizz for fun.
>>499105892>>499105998veemo wants a human cock
sex XD
Stop wandering off killing yourself, focus on the motherfucking zone we have the superior firepower
Sex with woomy
Mistakes have been made.
How does woomy taste like
>>499107203bitter
I'm not sure if F is actually an /ink/er, I think he joined through one of your friend lists? The name isn't showing in the pool for me
>Fantasy is no longer considered a /ink/er
>>499103135https://youtu.be/dvgZkm1xWPE
>>499108390Different F. They were not a freelancer because they were showing between shifts, but I didn't see their name in the pool. So I guess it was a friend of one of the other two. Or I'm just walking even deeper into a gaffe.Anyway they had three golden salmonid badges, so I wasn't going to complain.
Fat Veemo using the bill of rights as a napkin
weyyo!
>>499107203chewy, good fried, and with marinara sauce
>>499110551You got a little chuckle out of me, the visual is amusing.
i still don't know how to use crab tank in salmon run well
>>499112113FlyfishStingersGlowflies (just roll through the horde)
>>499112113Turn into a ball when you're cornered
>>499108124Buddy of mine. I invited him to join us as our 4th
>>499103135>only two cooler-less teams>more double cooler>moer sshot over squeez (=more zookas per unit player)>less strikes despite prevalence of bubble>a bunch of fast neutral-heavy teams with no strong specials>return of tent-brush comboit seems that new adaptation to playing around bubble teams is minmaxing for speed to overwhelm them instead of template response with tristrikebravo ngmi, only you could manage to buff the big fat dedicated defensive tool and make the game even fucking faster as a result
>>499103651>Invader Zim ass artstyleAcht would approve
a message for neofags:https://youtu.be/1FRu0LawOEI
>>499118909>blackopinion discard
>>499119371
what's he going to do with those 1.5B+ eggs
marie sloppily laying on her bed
>clanfagging in series>still lose(twice in a row)Was it worth it?
>>499128783How hard is it to coordinate playing with one another in the same team through solo queue?
anyone wanna open?
>enemy bloblober's only contribution is using kraken when carrier arrive>never fighting head on
>>499129090Sure, just finished my series
>>499129981room's up
open room 2/4 starting
>drunk shiver speaks in japanesenew headcanon
>>499129587never understood tuna blobslike, if you don't like engaging with the other team so much, why even play the gamepressing zr in people's general direction can't be that fun
>>499132210I've seen the same thing with Flingzas, it's like they want to play Aerospray without making it obvious
Why was our team stupid, damn
>anyway here's woomywall
>#1 Splat Zone inker>#1 Turf Inker>#1 Superjump Spot
GGs N
GGs RG, some really good matches!
>he missed his shotBut I won't
>wake up>shitter clip in the threadDay ruined
>>499137792This general won't get any better till OCfags awaken from their slumber
>>499137792Okay now tell me why my clip is bad
>>499138014Go away faggot no on wants to see you fags roleplay about sex.
>AGH! Saber please don't it's too big, it won't fit inside!!! AIIIIIIIIIE *squirt*
>>499138305speak for yourself
>>499138956This is why no one likes you man.
veems made for kissing
>>499139715made for kissing each other
>>499138206All of your clips look the same
>>499139715made to be blended into a fine ooze
>want to play splatoon >know I will regret itthey should make those nicotine patches but with squid ink so I can actually quit this
>>499141119Try new weapons.
>>499141119you should quit life, coordinating faggot
How will strikes and bubble get nerfed now that compfags are using them too much?>strike markers bounce off of the rm shield>smaller radius>bubbler buffs reverted
>>499141325
>>499142420Strikes should have the same anti-spam cooldown Missiles got
>>499142420Won't get nerfed till splatoon 4
>>499142420>rmCompfags play rainmaker?
>>499142420for strikes they should nerf the “painting speed” so they can’t insta cap zones with no counterplay (but it keeps the strike “active” for a little longer) and revert the random damage buff it got for no reasonkeeps them good (maybe even a little better) for area denial but makes them more like booyah bomb in terms of “cheesing” zones
>>499142420They should bounce off of the tower too. That's been obnoxiously good since launch;
>>499143012 (me)also give neo splash 220p its S2 special spam tier cancer as it is currently
honestly stingray was easier to deal with
The good queue! FLAR isn't real
>>499143449in zones and clams, suretc and rm were miserable to play at times, tc especially
>>499143719TC is a fundamentally flawed mode
>>499142420strikes get closer to b-bomb, longer duration but slower paint and damagebubble goes back to not inkingnerf zooka and cooler to reduce bubble dependence
>>499143468The only constant is me BWAHAHAH
>>499142420why are people overracting so much about bubble? >oh my god a special that doesn't shoot big projectiles is being used by a few teams? Kill it right now
>>499144176if you played the game youd know but you sound like a horse being led to water
>>499143823this is also truei hope it gets replaced with something like the turbine tower from side order
>>499144176>locks down areas easily>only way to shut it down quickly is with much more annoying specials, enabling cancerous strategies>keeps getting buffed for seemingly no reason
>>499143468Series wins are inconsequential
>>499144821This plus the best users are roller and decav, so trying to challenge it means instant death.
Any interest in some salmon at rotation?
>>499145117yes
>>499145117Count me in
>>499145117perhaps
TC tournament finals btwcarbon switched with roller depenign on maps
>>499145442>TCEwww
>gold x badge gangMY FUCKING WINSTREAK fuck you
surely they’ll finally gut pencil next patch
>>499145728yes the devs push for all modes unlike the average st/ink/er
>>499145117Name?
>>499145442I still don't understand how this official tournament format works, is there a tournament for every mode and then a tournament for all modes in December?
>>499146081フ
>>499145883Yet they've done nothing to make tower control less shit, that they're fine with how special advantage works on that mode is still baffling to me.
>>499146103qualifiers are done through a challenge, 8 highest teams passthe mode tournament is an elimination formatThe winning teams from each division will participate in the grand finals against each other
>>4991451173/4, (You) me if you want in.
>>499146819you're not in the pool?
>>499146304Add me to your friendlist and I'll reconsider
>>499147197They probably have you all blocked by now
>>499146884I should be. Reopening now.
How can anyone be as obnoxious as the worst /ink/ poster in the history of /ink/
>>499147782Easy, I'm here.
>>499144176bubble completely and utterly shuts down all attempts at neutralif there was a way for bubble to be good against specials but bad against mains it'd be reasonable, but the best users are roller and decav that will kill you if you try to get in and zimi that won't let you get in in the first placeif it was only on guns like jr and squiff, it'd be reasonable>but it's supposed toneutral shall not be infringed upon. if a special can't be beaten or nullified by mains even when it's misused, it's bad design.
>>499149721>bubble completely and utterly shuts down all attempts at neutralshow a single match where that happens
>>499150242literally any match, at any skill level. if the bubble's up, you either tristrike it or wait it out, there's no third option. maybe your snipes can shoot the top a couple times but that barely shortens its duration.
just run object shredder bro
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuicr, Bee- OMG WOOMY!!!
GGs SR
GG's Salmonators!
GGs bros, fun rounds and Boris kill
Reefslider bros have no issue with bubbles, just watch out for bombs when kt's a Jr Fizzy bombs aimed at the roof eat their durability away Aerospray MG is the perfect counter meta!?
GG B
GGs p, :)
>>499153964>bubble is set on a slight elevation>slider can't get in>even if it can, people inside scramble, same as they would after getting striked, and can punish youlmaoneo splash and slosher are just better at it
bring me marie...
>>499153964Love the fact you neglect to mention it doesn't have a main weapon.
Aerogays wishing they were anything more than clutch
>still not available for our lockers
>>499159421They're saving them for Splatoon 4.
>7 unique weaponsthere is nothing wrong with this meta desu
Mr Brella too busy putting mines to open his canopy, big mistake
>>499163405it's certainly better than 1 or 2's endgame metas, but that's not really a high bar.
>>499163405stop saying meta instead of balance
Stop saying Meta instead of Facebook
>>499164926the proper term is "kikebook"
>>499164842it's still the best balanced game in the series though
Me seeing teammates ignore beacons while I'm dead
>>499165687noeven if the top 20% of weapons reasonably competed with each other, it doesn't change that 50% still never see the light of day
>>499165923explain to me in detail how 1 or 2 are better balanced
>>499164325Shitter gameplay
>>499166125you would see more than 2 weapons from each weapon class (bar shooter) being played at high levels
>>499163405the balance is goodthe meta is shit
If you have a silver or gold x badge then you should be permanently banned from playing series and open. I don't play to stomped by faggots who punch below their weight.y/n?
>>499167050this makes no sense unless you're saying the blame is 100% on the playerbase
my love for marie knows no boundsI want to eat her seaweed stew
>>499167547Mine is more profound tho? I want to eat her seaweed down there
>>499167325many ways to play but none of them are enjoyable, what's not to understand?
>>499167724for the last time having hygiene so bad that seaweed starts growing between your legs is not the inkling equivalent of pubic hair
>>499167905meta is the diminutive of metagame which is objectively describing what/how people are playing it designates an historical fact so giving it qualitative attributes has no meaning
Maries musky unwashed private parts
>>499168878Imagine...
>>499169750ooooouuuugggghh strong fish smell
>made their best player waste his time pursuing me>their carrier gets killedYOU STUPID BITCH, YOU'VE BEEN OUTPLAYED
MILF Shiver
>>499171093not possible due to her infertility
>>499172719WATCH ME FAG
Marie retiring.Marie getting a little too big for the old outfit.
Hag shiver UOH!!!!
>>499174715Sex with this veemo
torn ceph leggings but the tears are in the butt part
>>499174936which /ink/ers are the most likely to wear this?
>>499175013any and all veemos
>>499174715First anniversary next month
>>499174715Utsuveem
veemo butt so biggonna bust her spats
>play x rank>constantly play top 10 players>losegreat mode
>>499175764>he plays on tentatek
>>499175764Teach them a lesson
>>499175764ggs btw
>>499176239Not good enough to carry yet, I can only thrash as I go into the woomy night
>2 backliners on clam blitz Aiiiie it feels so lonely
I wish we weren't like 3 or 4 years away from the next singleplayer campaign
whaletale woomies when
>>499175013>>499175207This. Probably a few wooms and like three weyys
Whalesized woomies
Stop freshing me.
>>499177991fat woomysbecoming more common in the streets
>>499178181Wanna play together?
>>499178380Eh, maybe. Just remaining capsules and king. I'm bad with everything except zap anyway.
>>499178771Open
>>4991788392/4. (You) me to slim
>>499178181>tickle squelchies>e litereasy skip.
*burp* I'm playing with my foot and I'm winning E-liter on lowtide goes hard
Post the yebs.
>>499179817fat fuck
>>499180159Get a heart attack, fatass.
>>499180271Give a few more schwaffles, and maybe I will, fatass!
>freelancer blocking almost my entire crab charge at FugFuni.
>>499178839Done with capsules, wanna pull another Boris?
>>499180818Sure
Oh, that was embarrassing...
>>499179817>>499180159>>499180271>>499180463two buckets of guts calling the other fat...this is love
>>499149721what weapons beat or nullify trizooka and tacticooler?
>>499183242fat veemos arguing whos thin and who isn't on splatnet!
can someone draw fat veemo after taking ozemphic or whatever it’s called
Ex-Fat veemo is three steps ahead
fat veemo is three waddles behind (she is wheezing from waddling a few meters)
>>499183260that's the fun part, these specials are impossible to reasonably nullify toothe game is dominated by poorly designed and blatantly overpowered specials
>if i spam a dead joke made by an autistic schizo from 2 years ago that was never funny to begin with surely someone will eventually laugh right?There comes a point when you need to realize a shit post just isn't worth posting any more. Same fagging doesn't change anything, it just makes you look like an obvious desperate retard
>>499184156letpeopleenjoythings
>>499178181Spoilers: I fresh you because I can tell you've failed by the fact you keep backing out and starting new jobs rather than rolling with the same queue.
>>499184156you only complain about the thread and never talk about the game, shut up metaposter
GGs Y!
hey footschizo, do you post anything else in the thread or just your usual thing?
I dont much mind fat posts but I do prefer game discussionWhat are the best and worst weapon kits of every subweapon, I feel like some shoot the whole idea of the weapon in the foot at times
>>499185368GGs HS! You basically solo carried three shitters to EVP on a bad rotation haha Clyde did not deserve it>>499184553Not sure if compliment or not, but yeah I know requeuing sends another pool notification.Didn't matter tho because I kept getting some of the same people even after going offline, and everyone was equally bad anyway
oh yeah that happened
>>499186638Happy Feet
>>499187204not as funny as>we have no idea what we're doing
>>499186507sub - best weapon - best synergy - worstsplat - slosher - inkbrush - clash suction - sshot - zap (narrowly) - folingzafizzy - booz - booz - goobburst - stamper - decarb (narrowly) - l3dauto - wellstring - booz - carbontorp - rbd - wiper - cjrmarker - rbpd - jet - procurl - edit - splat roller - splooshfarts - zimi - zimi - bambisensor - sloshmo - sloshmo - novasprinkler - snipes (duh) - assblast - aero rgwall - squeezer- squeezer - swiggermine - tent - dozers - undercoverbeakon - squelchies - squelchies - sploosh
>>499189810Soi tuber is so irrelevant that I forgot it had fizzy
>>499189810>mochine
>>499195284Cute
Of course. Why should I have expected anything different.>up against three top-whatever badges in one matchFresh!
GGs p! Sorry you had to catch me on an off weapon
GGs HS
>>499196373Sorry anon, it really sucks when that happens. Wishing you the best of luck for your rank-up next time... Just lost a game against two top 500 players on the other team so I can't say honestly S+ is much better either even if you do climb out.
>>499103003Ong you babies still play this game??? It's such shit
>>499204651What else am I going to play? Every game out there is trash.
the switch is for babies adults play steamdeck
>>499205327holy shit
>i'm going to respond to bait giving the 12 year old retarded attention seekers exactly what they wanted which will only encourage them to continue to shit up every general possible making this site even worse than it already isIf wishes were real I'd waste them on killing you for enabling this shite
anyone wanna play some open
>>499206572You must be zero. You still butthurt your boyfriend broke up with you?
>>499207035Yus
Oh wow I can finally postThat took forever
>>499207540YEBBY???
>>499207421sorry was in a game, opening
>>499207660Are you full?
>>499208487Nope, reopening now
>>499208487Sorry I was using a dragon dildo
are you using a lagswitch??? I smell a cheater
I think I got the wrong woomy game installed...
>>499208487yeah, just ate lunch
how does anyone use a charger and actually enjoy playing the game
>>499211628Charger players are psychopaths.
>>499211660understatement of the year
do people just not know how to pick up the fucking eggs
GGs open
GGs openers
GGs open!
>>499213456BG
fsh please?>>498443949suddenly not fine and hospitalized.
>>499213689i'm going to if i keep getting matched with these fucking neanderthals
>>499213647I'm very sorry to hear, hope kitty pulls through
>>499213647I'll join, in a few minutes
>>499213647full.
>>499213647i can fsh.sorry to hear about your cat.
>>499214109Alright then never mind
>>499214158sorry, didn't expect it to fill so fast. thanks.
I FUCKING HATE PLAYING SALMON RUN WITH THE MOST INCOMPETENT PEOPLE ON THE FUCKING PLANET
>>499215160ggs that was me
that's why i don't play with the pool desu
>>499215796i'm not
>>499215796lol imagine being wrong
>>499209889link please. kemono is dead
>>499216470I downloaded the prototype 3.11 and just update from there... I guess I could reupload it and link it... Unless you are someone I know then I could message it to you directly.
>>499216719is that a porn game or wtf is it
>>499216719>avatarfagging to tell everyone you downloaded a porn gamewhy
>>499216883Porn game that Tukada is working on called Squid Massage3D.
>>499217052who the hell is tudaka
>>499217326If you can't do a simple google search you don't deserve to know.
I was watching a documentary on strange octopi behavior and a segment came on that I thought was cool.A diver found a group of octopi living in a man-made reef near a dock in Australia. There were 100 octopi (adding up to 5 different kinds).The scientists couldn't figure out why the species weren't eating or fighting each other.They (the octopi) were literally living there in a community, eating different prey and just, well, chillin'.I said to myself: 'They found Octo Valley.'
>>499213647sorry about your cat i hope everything turns out fine.
GGs fishers
GGs bros, very solid rounds
Anyways... Go wild! Also let it update which might take abit since been quite abit of versions since 3.11,https://mega.nz/file/Jc1QzJCa#Lh-SmrtO9AZsNjzu1ezOIlJA2Yad7NPCsEd1ExZj0NQ
>>499217443trust me i don't think it's that anyone "deserves" to know about a jap that makes porn lol
ggs fsh. sorry only one king, it's been a long weekend.
>>499217659>10 petabtyes of woomy
>>499217745Don't sweat it dude, godspeed to you and your cat
callie photo-op working at mcdonalds
>>499216986I'm sure Hirohito will reply to your hotpocket application someday anon
>>499218404>You will never share "Super Mega Ultra Fries" with Callie>You'll never get to enjoy hanging out and going on foodie adventures with muffinSad.
>>499218404Callie gets diabeetus and is forced to be a TV spokesperson
>>499217710Nothing to do with porn, it's to do with how fucking stupid you are not knowing how to find info yourself when everything you need is handed to you
>>499219480Suck his dick some more.
>>499220031imagine getting assmad over a question lol
Every, and I mean EVERY brush user should hang themselves on livestream.
>>499221054i'm sure you'll get out of a+ one day bro
>>499221671I don't play ranked because I think it's boring.
E-liter successfully drug outhttps://x.com/_sintyan/status/1847928049431638377
i've realized there are two possibilities a. i fucking suck at this gameb. there is a shocking amount of tryhards in turf warit's probably the former, or a mix of both.
>Splatoween coming up fast>Sneak Peek is on>not a single /v/ thread with more than ~10 posts in 5 daysDid all /v/bros finally gave up and migrated?
>>499222379Realizing you suck is the first step to not suckingNow you must begin your metamorphosis into a tryhard
>>499222452This is the Renovatio Imperii arc of /ink/, the barbarians have been assimilated and soon we will be /nintyg/ once again
>>499222760>playing other Nintendo garbageEww
>>499222452>gifwhen are we gonna have another tourney? i miss playing in those.
>>499222608thank you anon, i will slowly build my cocoon
>>499223292i left poolsclosed for inkgen because of inactivityunless /v/ threads come back to life i don't see tournaments happening ever again
>>499223565we could always do an /ink/ vs /ink/ again.
>>499223686Do it solely for the drama and the fallout between the discord pooners
/ink/ is forever
ok but you'll never beat me in freshness
>>499223881You say that like it's a good thing. 1/3 of the thread is refugees, the rest are schizos, pedos, niggers and Discord faggots.
>>499223995>t. any of the above
>>499220512>lolYour retardation isn't funny, it's concerning. If you struggle using the internet to find shit you shouldn't be allowed to use it at all
brella x the penguin happy meal collab
Veemo ate too much fast food, her ass crack is showing she can't afford larger pants
>>499225523Put a ring on it
>>499225910too late, she ate it mistaking it for an onion ring...
>3 backline teammatesGet me outta here
>>499222379Splatfest usually brings out two kinds of players:a) unbearable sweats and tryhardsb) hopeless shitters, seasonal timmies, and children with less than 100 hours playedGuess which ones always end up on your team!
Why does the enemy always have better comps, stop this
>>499223565Good, stay here niggerpoolclosed is full now
Ah finally casual players I can stomp
It's Takeshi hour
>>499229447Poolsclosed is dead as it should be
>>499230656im gonna revive it in a few days forr the splatfestt. bottomfrag
/v/ died when they blocked nono
>>499231149Without Nono…poolsclosed has no punchline
They rejected me...
>>499233631>>499231457>>499231149Nono lost.
>3 backliner team forced loss
>>499234067tociy
Marie simply is the perfect wooman
E-liter nerf is necessary to allow other backliners like Hydra to shine
>>49923554210% longer charge time
>bobWait were you the bob in the pool?
GGs then bobby, sorry about that stompI had a pretty terrible match beforehand
Another episode of ;: they let the carrier walk freely
did they release more concept art or something?
My teammates anger me
>>499238119
>>499238269damn they were just painting over their official nude models here
>>499238269EELARMS
remember when niggas thought they were going to announce the switch 2 like the week after grand fest for some reason
>>499239134Nintendo will do everything but announce Swidge Tsu at this point desu
>>499238416It's a fairly useful technique in the industry, I don't know how common it is but it makes sense. If you already have a base model and you're trying to get a concept down, simply putting it into the pose that you want and then drawing over it saves more time and effort than you would drawing out the whole thing. After that, you can then elaborate on the idea with sketches and concept art. Who knows if the patterns are done in chronological order, but if you compare patterns one and two to the rest, you can see that three through five is trying to toy around with the colors, as to get a feeling of what kind of color palette they wanted to build the event around. You can see this in other places too most likely, though again I am uncertain of how commonly used it is. It's all a part of the pipeline that goes into the creation of this sort of stuff.>TL;DR, drawing over base models is easier than making an elaborate piece of concept art, especially when trying to feel out a color scheme
>>499239737>>499238416IT'S NOT FAIRI WANNA SEE THEM NUDE NOWWWWW
>>499239829learn blender then
>>499239851Making good looking pussy, ass and titties in 3d isn't easy
>>499239829>the one time I get to shineThey have undergarments beneath the scribbles, you will never see them canonically nude. Fuck you.
>>499240152>>499239939yeah there's nothing there on the models but they texture underwear onto them anyway
How big are Marina's labia and clitWhat size and color are her titties
>>499238126grrr...
I sure like playing the video game Splatoon 3.
>>499240270>You'll never know>Double Ds with bright teal areolaeMarina's known more for the junk in her trunk mind you
>>499240258acht actually seems to be an exception in that most of her model is kept in tact underneath her clothes instead of it being deleted to save tris despite there never being any chance for her stomach to be visible in-game
Passive useless pieces of shit watching things happen and hiding when the fucking way is open
>>499240546The antis got to herI can't believe they flayed and skinned Marina alive
babyface
>>499223565stay here nauicewe don't need you on /v/
>>499240778>He says, in /ink/
>>499240758*smooch*
>>499241018>anon moments later
>>499240908He has nowhere else to go, a patriot without a homeland
>>499241068Still would
Canon
marina's palms are not pale ergo she is not black
>>499241319pearl never washes her hands or her ass after going to the toilet because she's white
frye uses her hand and a bucket of water to wipe her ass
>>499241446she's latina black, not subsaharan black
Marina WOULD be autistically fascinated with the human concept of eugenics
>>499241634it's funny that most proponents of eugenics would not have been born had it been practiced
>>499240258took me a sec to realize that it looked so strangely high def because it was Blender>>499240546I've always found this technique funny, because when you look under the hood where they remove bodies when they wont be exposed, it makes them look like any Giant Hands of Doom boss at some pointIt serves a purpose, but it always makes me exhale through my nose briefly
>>499242215>didn't get the 50% chance portal to Pearlirium after killing Mega Marina AGAIN
>Third kits
Aerospray PG...
>>499242273If you beat Fish in the Blue Woom you're guaranteed a portal there
>>499242337Burst, Kraken
*crunch*
>I can't play the Splatfest because I've been banned
>>499246670What did you do again?
>>499246695Throw
>>499215160Hi Bonnie
>>499246670I hope you're nono
>>499246670How do you guys get banned for more thal 10 minutes
I never got banned, fix your internet
The children have been bullied
>>499250882Forgot pic
>>499248148baby wooms are very cute
>>499251019>two backliners on one team on heightsnah they got fucked hard by matchmaking
>>499252450other team has two dynamos and nono (astaghfirullah) thoughever
>>499252525Flounder is a good dynamo stage.
>>499252525Nono isn't that bad
>>499253341flounder is the only stage where snipewriter is bad so it's a good everything stage
>499253545*laugh*
when you suspect you've seen a fellow /ink/er in the wild you should flash this sign
Oh right Meruru was in the pool, late hi
Why is Gorge zone so fucking shit
And why do I get Gorge 5 matches in a row
>>499255041Very long-range favored and too easy to lockdown, both middle and spawn are all meatgrinders so if the enemy backline sits in the middle or the grate leading to your spawn then you're gonna have a very hard time retaking.
>>499255041Just play trislosher
>>499255041>Why is Gorge so fucking shitftfy
>>499256743I like Gorge clam blitz
>>499256743The other modes have a ramp instead of being only the grates. I'd say RM is the strongest mode for Scorch but>RM
>my teammate is... fighting? I better not interfer and stay hidden even tho it's just one guy and we could win if we join forces>oh no my teammate die, what a tragedy
>>499257618Forgot webm It made me mad and it wasn't even my own team, why are people like this
>>499254721wet floor is the ugliest band
I want beeb season to be over already...
>>499238269Sex
>>499259439mommy... mommy...
>>499259137why?
fat veemo is 1,000lbs...
>>499261743Got bored of veemo...
>>499262195how could you say that anon...you’ll hurt veemo’s feelings...
>>499262453It's okay, I won't see veemo again after Halloween.
>>499263776please don't kill yourself, you have so much to live for.. i think, maybe
veemo so sad that anon not love herveemo cryin and twerkin
Weyy 8 x Woomy 4
>>499264168no 4 is marie property
>teammate throws a wall behind you for the enemy to throw a bomb at before you could realize it
>>499264968dang, I guess Ill just have to enjoy the classic then
>>499263881Veemo stress eating...
>>499267941oh no, veemo gonna become the big veemo...
>>499267625Agent 3 abusing her status as a menyor to get sexual services from 8! Refers to it as "physical training"
Too many weapons kill too fast, I wish this game had actual lasting combat
>>499270193go play an arena shooter then
Anyone for some Salmon Run at rotation?
>>499270193it does have actual lasting combatit involves trying to checkmate each other and trading turf and positioning back and forth until one of you gets shotin a game where weapons kill slowly, people will fight more and value control less, and splatoon by default is all about control, with just some shooty elements, thus it should have fast ttk to discourage people from fightingit's kinda like chess. compare chess to an average strategy videogame. in chess, you effectively have instant ttk, any piece can instantly fuck up any other piece that is in its range, and that results in a meticulous positioning war where both sides try to avoid losing pieces. in most regular strategies where things have damage and defense numbers and things can take more than a turn to happen, people often just throw units at a problem instead, there's none of that commitment because the state of fuckup is not binary and you can readjust in the middle of combat. same with splat, it's not about winning fights, it's about not losing fights, and fast ttk and built in possibility of trades forces you into the mindset that you should focus on building up resources to fight the enemy with instead of trying to brute force your way in. even the overpowered specials we have now are just one of those resources.
>>499271534I can
>>499271645Sounds like cope
>>499271534sure
>>499272191he's just formulating the high ttk vs low ttk debate in a way you should be able to understand
Dynamo go SPLAT
>>499271534I can join.
>>4992715344/4
>>499270193play tableturf
>>499272191not cope. rather "don't try to make splat something other than it is". you don't know what you want. you think you do, but you only think about the little bit and don't look at the big picture.
>noooo don't improve the game!!!!
>>499273807>take a real-time strategy game (sprinkled with some cocaine and task parallelisation)>turn it into over fucking watchwhy not just play overwatch if you like bullet sponges so much
>>499274035>splatoon>real-time strategyActually Splatoon is a rhythm game because it has music.Also a fighting game because you fight people.Also a stealth game because you sneak in the ink.teeheehee
brb salm
>>499274467strategically, it is more multi-threaded rts (moba? nnnnaah, not that) mixed with fightan than it is a shooter. shooting other people is de-emphasised, precisely because ttk is so fast that fighting head-on is usually a bad idea, forcing you to focus hard on creating advantages for yourself and denying the enemy from them. even if you just focus on the shooty part alone, you'll find more doom dna than modern shooter dna. like, the original doom, as if splat forked off it before quake and then hibernated for 20 years. so don't try to make it like modern shooters, both because it's nothing like modern shooters even in terms of shooting and because modern shooters are SHIT.
>A million Big ShotsI want the badge but not that badly
Did you redeem your code, sirs?
>>499277673yep
>>499277775GGs!
GGs Fishermen
GGs bros, very nice suit-matching
What do you consider the most annoying weapon? This can be overall or for a specific mode.
>>499282546Wipers
>>499282546Chargers
>>499282546Low skill high reward weapons..52 gal, octobrushes, blasters, tri slosher,
Porl...
Ride the rails and pop all the balloons!
>>499283783One of the funnest missions.
>>499283843try it with sticks for hard mode.
>>499284341>playing with sticks in the first placewho knew running a marathon with a broken leg was difficult???
>>499284578>playing with sticks in the first placeno, you obviously play with gyro in the first place, you play with sticks in the second place for a handicap.
>>499277673Of course!
>>499277673>>499286145How?
>>499286912There was a registration a couple of days ago for it.It closed extremely quickly.
>>499287438I didn't want to play it anyway. I have tabletruf.
>>499286912https://playtest-p.nintendo.com/en-usNinty announced some kind of play-test thing but spots pretty much filled up instantly. If you didn't sign up for it in time, not much you can do there.
>>499282546E-liter, carbon roller, .52 Gal, Slosher, Squeezer and lately Wellstring depending on the user
/ink/, is there really a secret discord? I just want friends to hang out and talk with regularly but it feels a little lame to say that... probably one of those "if you have to ask..." moments, right? I feel like I joined this general way too late.
>>499290701shoo discordfaggot
would you still love me if I were a worm
>>499290701There is no secret discord. If there were one then why am I not in it?
there is a secret discordits so secret I haven't even made it yet
>>499291426Letting the Frye worm live in my intestinesShe eats everything I eat, I've lost so much weight
>>499290701Depends, are you nono?
>>499291426Playing with my worm.
>>499292664What if I am?
>>499290701I'm not in the discord but you can DM me anytime bbg
>>499292769Then nevermind.
>>499290701It's a big club and you are not in it
sent ;)
>>499290701I'm in the non-secret discord and I'm confident there is a secret discord that only the /ink/ clique was invited to.
>>499298414splatoon 4 leak
エリア杯 finals from todaysome people like torpedoes on flounder to the point they switch of shot for cjunior (though he also played flingza)
>>499298728>whites vs blacks
>paintbots in charge of helping your 3v1
>>499298728comp players have absolutely zero fashion sensethey all have the same fucking outfits and hairstyles
>>499298728where are the octolings?
>>499299386japs prefer inklings
>>499299386There are no good ock players.
Thanks for playing with me the other day, p! Sorry I didn't think to save a reference of her so the shoes and shirt are probably wrong, but I hope you enjoy. :)
>>499299695cute art!
>>499298728wave on flounder is annoying because of the walls
>>499299118
>>499299118what's the current comp fashion meta
One day every comp fag will wear tinted shades
>>499300337I've worn Annaki Charms for as long as I care to remember and I'm the lowest of casuls.
>>499300121some kind of visor and a black or white t shirt
>>499298728Why hasn't sj ever been nerfed in 3's lifespan?
>>499300731because it's a requirement with how map designs are nownext game it should just be a default ability
Someone tells the nips digital blackface is NOT okay And to stop whitewashing Marina
>>499300731What's there to nerf? Adding 1's -20% SJ? That didn't matter then. As the other anon said it's downright necessary for frontline with these maps.
>>499299118uhh wrong?
>>499299118bowl cuts and bangers being the tryhard compfag haircuts is a long-established fact
>>499301181give it sj speed penalty it had in s1 back>but it'll slow down the gamegoodespecially considering it'll slow down cooler zombies
>>499301843post power
>>499301947
>>499299695good wooamy
>>499301843Absolute nothingburger change. People picked it when QSJ was absolutely trash in S1 and will still pick it today. You don't understand that without it it's flatout impossible to superjump in these maps.
>>499302521i do understand that it's impossible to jump on half the maps and that sj will still have 100% usagei also know that this 100% usage combined with the nerf will make the game healthier by effectively increasing respawn time by a second, universally, even if you got the previously instant respawn from cooler15-20 man-seconds less action per team per 5-minute match would do wonders for this stupid game's playability, even if it's still far less than what coolers provide
>>499303729Why would you want the game to be slower? This is a fast-paced game, with the exception of end-game S2 it's always been. You either are old or main Hydra Splatling.
>>499304204>you're in your thirties you can't be good at video games
>>499304542Unironically true.
>>499303729>people should play the game less, actuallyThis kind of retardation birthed Respawn Punisher.
>>499304542i peaked at 14. now i'm a wizard that can't keep up with the younguns.
>>499300731I want them to remove stealth jump and just make it a part of normal jumping to free up an ability slot.
>>499299775<3 Thank you!>>499302113agree
>>499299695The small bang over her forehead makes her cuter
>>499304204it's not a fast game. ultrakill is a fast game. splat is a strategic game first, it just happens to be fast-paced. playing splat fast should be a reward for setup, skill AND risk, all at once, if you can't put even one of those components on the table you shouldn't be rewarded with the high effect of playing fast either. currently the game does not follow that balance though, fast is the default state and everyone just bonks against the other team fishing for dopamine from seeing "wipeout" on the screen. it's fucking overwatch. i didn't pay 360 bucks for fucking overwatch, if i wanted overwatch i'd play it for free on pc. >>499304754people shouldn't play the game less, they should be inscentivised to not play game less by not dying. when deaths matter, people play more cautiously and put more emphasis on strategy and buildup. inversely, when you make deaths not matter, people say "fuck it, we ball" and kamikaze against the other team until something happens. it happened in splat1 with qrsj, it happened in 3 with cooler, every time we get unconditional quick respawn the game becomes strictly worse for anyone other than pure mechanical skill gorillas that want nothing more than to shoot some more motherfuckers. 2 was a bit different because we didn't get quick respawn, but it had a different- not opposite- problem of having too many tools to lame the opponent out, courtesy of poor special design.
>>499304542weak argument, lots of top goalkeepers play well into their 30syou probably just stopped playing as much as it requires to be good
>>499304754also, respawn punisher is a perfectly valid ability. you are supposed to fear people with rp and avoid engagements with them unless you are completely sure you can win them clean. but all you can do is just bitch about muh playing the game less, despite rp costing you maybe 3-4 seconds of play per match. you willingly spend several times more time sharking and doing nothing of value.
Fresh!
>>499309397>SLMAO HOWWW
>>499310682At least one X-badge on every enemy team.At least one 2-11 roller (or any weapon, really) always on my team.
>>499313620
>>499313878made sure to wait more than 15 minutes for you to get back
>>499315860I know who you are
>>499317529I would be surprised if you didn't at this point
there she isthe cute anemone
>ywn marry frye in a big byootiful indian weddingwhy fucking live
>>499318562the scene is joyous and warm
>>499318562I bet Shiver looks sad in her family photo
>>499319720It's very telling that she'd rather spend Christmas with Deep Cut than with her own folks.
>>499318562god i'd love to hug those gobletsalso the yeb would make a perfect shop character in a future game
>>499319720shiver is sitting with a serious expressions with her dad and momall serious and stoic with their hands on her shoulder and perfect postureSad and cold.
Will do one (1) draw... probablyhttps://youtu.be/QlHFaxN4Aas
>>499319950splatoon 4 will have one of frye siblings as shopskeeperthe lore is basically that he wanted to be closer to his sis and so he opened a giftshop nearbyhe couldn't leave the younger ones behind tho so they're seen in the background breaking everything.
>>499320208They won't make inklings be shopkeepers, their species is above that
>>499320342it's not any inkling thoIt's an indian inkling.
>>499320075little buddy enjoying a meal
>>499319994This except her mom died during childbirth and her dad never stopped subconsciously blaming her for it
>>499320075squidward
>>499320208By the time splat 4 comes out the sisters will be old enough to be idols
>>499319779it's even stranger that big man wants to be alone desu
>>499320075This but with /ink/ers
>>499322020He stated his reasons, he spends too much time with his family and clan.
>>499323212No one asked to see your deviantart autismo fetish
boomy!
Your splatfest for next year.
>>499325429backline & crab trap sw
>>499325429AH SHIT IM COVERED IN GOO
stop feeding splatlandians junk food, they need to go out more like inkopolis cephs
>>499326324you'd have to be fucking insane to actually like fighting kush
>>499326324Chameleos gang????>>499327567Kushala was ok in Rise, but a single game can't save that dogshit ED, so I agree.
>>499326324>>499327567I mean, I like Kush Daddy's design... his gimmick is real annoying though but not so bad w/ funlance.
>>499326324Teostrachads, you supernova'ing?
>>499329239*firefarts on u*
>>499330087Woomies lay eggs
the monster hunter /ink/ersname them
Does anyone rememebr this comic>Agent 3 doesn't know I'm pretending to be oblivious to her flirting :3
Its so sad that this is how Ikkan tries to stay out of irrelevancy...https://youtu.be/DoHCTSp1R8U?si=kidXoMprl6rwUTgT
-- woomy --
ghost woomy
>>499334504does a ghost woomy say boomy?
>>499334870nothey starein the distance
>>499334932scary...
-- yebby --
theyre making splatoon resort realhttps://x.com/tmark365/status/1848549851258384831
>>499320489>>499320816>>499323212>>499324887I didn't feel like doing any of these ideas so instead I just did a shitty sight copy with my veem... https://files.catbox.moe/swr741.jpg
>>499347387Dumb veemo that's not how you play clam blitz
>>499347387good veemo
>>499347387Hey that's pretty good.
>>499347387why not the woomy?
>>499349925I made it a rule for myself to never make r34 of my woomy, anyone else can, I don't care. the furthest I'll go is cheesecake/pin up
>>499351905weirdo
>>499351975No...
>>499351975it's not that bad of a personal rule, truthfully. making lewds of your own ceph vs someone else doing it are two very different things.
Woomies with no lewds are my favorite woomies to draw.
>>499311790Man and my S+30 the other night was against googoogaga babies with 3 straight wins, give me your rank up matches
>>499330481Why would I want to hurt harmless creatures to make pieces of clothing, killing fifty of them because it's a rare drop?No, salmons are not the same
>>499347387Whose pussay is she licking
>>499330481Me.
why does it feel that the playerbase is dying
>>499361925Get your X rank badge you wanted! And show it to... no one, no one cares anymore
Putting /ink/ers in bunny suits (flipping a coin to see whether they get stuffed into a bunny onesie or a bunny corset)
>>499359402Which /ink/er femceph has the tastiest pussy to eat out?
>enemy has a comp you can't beat alone
Man matchmaking is rutheless with me today, my first 3 loss series in a long time
>>499361925>give playerbase eleventy billion options to spread the playerbase thin>arbitrarily split one of them further into two leagues >not enough players and being matched with the same guys galoreremaining playerbase is around the same as in lategame s2 but ngmi is very smart and made it feel far deader than it is
>post support eggstra workoh man this is going to have an absolutely retarded top 5% score isn't it
femboyceph
I fucking hate undertoe zone, why am I playing
mascboyceph
>>499366910300 eggs+
>>499366910Everyone is going to scramble to play the explosher and I certainly won't put up with this boring game mode unless I get the plosher.
>>499366910>explosherThey better give us a mudmouth wave
>>499367230>>499367740no one must know of their love for oneanother
oh yeah I fucking love throwing eggs over and overt. no one ever
>>499361925You and many others have been saying this for the past year and more yet I've never noticed a change, interesting how it's always one-off random posts in this thread every now and then that bring this up but no one else any where else
>>499368528I know and I support it.
#1 Enemy Beakon Breaker
>>499369020the playerbase felt dying even when support was there because of how spread out it is. tako x rank is only playable in jp prime time. i can't even imagine how unplayable ttek is.
the silliest idols
>>499367494I hate undertow in all modes especially BR.
>>499370382further confirmation that they live together
>>499370382>Pearl eats a complete american breakfast>Marina eats a light french breakfast
>>499370705but it's completely splatonic they aren't gay just trust me bro
>>499370873it was a hot vs cold breakfast splatfest
>>499371026>europe splatfestThat's why I have no recollection of it
>>499371694basically every european-exclusive splatoon 2 fest was about insanely banal shitalso lol "whitewashed" marina again
>>499361925Bad matchmaking. Like >>499366905 said the devs knew they were thinning the playerbase and they "corrected" this by removing weapon ranges and adding two new team configurations to the game one good player three bad players and three good players one bad player.The matchmaking quality in Splatoon 3 is terrible.
There is no escape
>>499369020tell us which region you play and what timezone
>>499375932>another slider clipif you played shot, you'd post every zooka kill too?
>>499376185it's low tier syndrome where they feel emboldened to clip everything due to having to work harder for every thing that most weapons just do as a matter of course
>>499376185Let me see... got this one from this morning>>499376456>he doesn't take pride in his own accomplishmentsSad
>>499376693be quiet racist
>>499376456>press button, kill timmyit's not working harder, it's just fishing for results in a sea of denials and clipping the times it worksaero clips can be impressive when they are about getting shit done with the actually low tier part of the weapon, the main. the only specials that are ever worth clipping are inkjet and zips, the rest requires no skill 99.9% of the time.
>>499355835Not really, also much less likely to end up with stuff that isn't to your personal taste.
>>499370705Why would they not live togetherPearl is stupid rich and took Marina in when she had nowhere to go
1king fhis?
>>499376978Wdym racist? I play with nig-black people all the time
>>499376978>t. person who was top 100 in a fest named "thicc nig"
People hate nono because he's racist? What?
Monster Hunter fell off more than Splatoon did
>>499381323can't wait for Splatoon World where they swap to a hyperrealistic art style and you can see individual pores on a woomy's face
>>499381323I can play sunbreak solo or with CPU allies right now and have a blast for hours, splatoon 3 makes me wanna snap my switch in half after like 12 minutes
>>499381839competitive multiplayer isn't for everyone
>>499381920I play fighting games mainly, splat 3 is just a fucking miserable experience
>>499382150why 3 specifically?
>>499382294Matchmaking, I played way more 1 than 2 but still I NEVER had the level of shit teammates that I get in 3. Also I've been sniped through a wall more than enough times and I'm fucking exhausted
>>499382603well it makes sense you'd prefer 1v1 games if you're painfully aware of how poorly your teammates are doing
>>499382603Also Side order sucked fucking ass and I'm still mad about it
just carry harder bro
>>499383062this is a team gameif i wanted to solo carry, i'd play something 1v1-focused
>>499383375cute!
woomy is stupid
>>499383649only on my team though
>>499376693You're just overly narcissistic without merit
>>499384005A little self-love isn't narcissism
we might as well rebrand to nono general
Would you play a monster hunter clone but it's inklings/octolings tracking and hunting down various mutated salmonid creatures?
>>499385872if it's well made then sure
No one....'s slick as NonoNo one's quick as NonoNo one's shades's as incredibly tinted as Nono'sFor there's no ceph in town half as manlyPerfect, a pure paragon!You can ask any Timmy, Panic or soupAnd they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
>>499330481also me
>>499386661>those are all yebbies
>>499358401Oh shut up and take them then, and shove your humblebrag up while you're at it.Playing a damn video game should be about having fun and feeling good about your accomplishments. But Splatoon is just straight up demoralizing, throwing you the tiniest carrot once in a while, only you beat you with a thousand sticks the next moment.I get maybe 1 forced win to 19 forced losses. I'd rather have the opposite. It's not very satisfying on accomplishment level, but winning is more fun than losing, plain and simple.
why does everyone hate nono, wtf did he do
>go fishing>3 satans spawn>a steelhead joins in>everyone focuses on the steelhead and not the 3 fucking satans that spawnedi wish i could strangle them
>>499387106Envy
yebby NEEDS his junk food
>>499387106what didn’t he do
>>499386661Gaston is the bad guy tho
>>499385872no but i would play monster rancher but its breeding and forcing my cephs to fight in the cockpit
>>499387693i don't know numb nuts, that's why i'm asking
>>499385872that's what salmon run next wave should've been
>>499387857That's the point, he's a narcissistic cunt
>>499386661every time someone mentions gaston, the phrase of "no-one's dick is as [xxx] thick as gaston's" gets into my head. i have no idea where it came from and i'm really annoyed that i either forgot or never made up the word in brackets. three syllables with emphasis on first, shouldn't be hard but nothing fits.
I wonder if the people talking about MH here are the same people that will pick team Knights.
>>499386661All of those players hate you btw
It's an easy totatipn why are the freelancers struggling
if i preface the fact that i'm not necessarily good at the game and am still invited to play does that make me a bad person
That's the second wave 1 quota fell below EVP 400, what the fuck is happening
>>499390178No, you're fine even if you don't say anything. You're only shitty if you're annoying.
>>499390110your brain seems to be struggling at spelling a single word so it might not be the freelancers
>>499390598what's considered annoying? admittedly, i have a fair share of stupid deaths in turf and sr. i accidentally pressed ZL on a grate and fell through into water, that was embarrassing.my main issue is that i don't want to drag anyone down because of my mistakes.
>>499390801You're annoying if you're nono-tier.Constantly bragging about your webms or screenshots, making shitty edits that no one likes, begging people to unblock or accept friend requests, being french e.t.c.
>>499391095oh okay, whew i'm good then. i know it seems silly, but i try to think of other people's scores and kd when i play. thanks, anon.
>>499391095>being frenchAnd they call me racist
>>499390801I'm scared of fucking up and being shame-posted about too... so I just never play with /ink/ but I want to. I wouldn't shame you if we played together.... I'd like to think the general from what I've seen is like that too, and is mostly friendly, save for one person telling everyone to kill themselves but I haven't been here long so who knows the lore behind that.
>>499389720I'm picking Ninja, fitting since Rise is my favorite MH
>>499391851that sounds nice, anon. i'd be down to play in... probably 10 hours?
>>499391095Sounds more like a sad and lonely man than a malicious jerk
>>499390801Strictly speaking about posting habits and behavior outside the game, you may not be as good at the game as some of the more tenured players here but if you're still pleasant and fun to have around nobody will shame you for underperforming.
>>499393374Growing up is understanding you have to treat both of them the same and stop wasting your time on people that bring no value in your life
delicious big chubby marie butt
>>499394032That's sad anon
fuck this... I'm moving out...
>>499392580Sounds good anon, just (you) me >>499391851and I can be on later tonight if you're still down.
>>499386661I hope you pitifully fall to your death like Gaston did
Anyone down for some slom at rotation?
>>499395279woomys gonna suffocate...
>>499397784i could go for a king
>>499397784I'll fish
>>4993977844/4
>>499397784>spot taken alright have fun
>>499378459while yes you can get more of what you personally like by making your own r34 of your ceph, it can also make you self conscious of being narcissistic, and there's an intimacy to doing it. you have full control of what you want if you do it yourself, so it can be a lot more personal, especially if you have a character for your ceph, someone else making lewds can be scary if you're rather attached and protective of the inkfish
>>499399424lol that was me
>>499399556>it can also make you self conscious of being narcissisticlol?
>>499399424Another time, another helicopter.
>>499400605yeah yeah skill issue, whatever, don't tell me others wouldn't start thinking of someone doing that in the same light as Nono with some of his stuff
will we ever get red ink as a regular color?
GGs bros, thanks for the gold and the cup of Joe as always
ggs fsh.
>>499402857
>>499395279Is that a fucking webkinz?
what would unshaven woomy/veemo pussy be like?
>>499401762Sadly no, they even tried nerfing Team Past by making their ink pink.
>>499406536man that blows. it's not like they haven't used it before, and nobody is going to think it's squid people shooting blood out of guns when the other color is something different. i wish i could mod my game to have red ink.
>>499401762At best you'll get that red-orange color whenever you play a mirror in Splatfests
>>499401762Just pretend that one pink color is actually red in Robo Romen.
Goji kidnaps kids from a local playground and rapes them in his basement.
Why was it that Japan got different fests and weren't part of the count for the rest?
>lose the lead>teammate stands still and rapidly booyahs
I need to have sexual relations with a woomy, stat
I'll share my reefslider clips, you will watch them and you will have personal opinions about them
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maries big butthotdogging
>>499418265
>>499418780>oct 26your telling me i lugged my time machine out of storage for NOTHING?
>>499418896Go back in time and stop yourself from taking it out.
I love Callie's beaming personality and tied up flopsI love Marie's calm, collected demeanor and crooked smileI love Pearl's intensity and short frameI love Marina's sheer passion and gorgeous eyesI love Shiver's sophisticated aura and mischeivous, kitsune-like smileI love Frye's boisterous energy and adorable fangsI love Big Man's laid back personality and his precious oversized arms and tailI love Acht's quiet self and gorgeous tentaclesI HATE DRIZZLERS SO FUCKING MUCH KILL YOURSELF YOU WORTHLESS UNMADE BUCKET OF FISH GUTS
>>499418780Art source?
>doplhin shortYikesPost spats
>>499422787dolphin shorts are more fashionable and mog spats.
>>499421628https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8285556?q=fuji_tarawi
>>499422787
>>499418780Hope you'll be able to get good pictures of everyone's costumes in the plaza's
>>499424979bigger
>>499427753Cute
ggs HS
>thinkin' bout them shit specials, ultra stamp and ink vac>realize they both might be decent if they had the same speed as a trizooka shot
I have acquired drip, as some would say
>>499428358GGs!
>there's a decent open rotation up right now>can't bring myself to playI think it's over for me bros.
>>499429397there's no decent rotations since the matchmaking is always shit
>>499429114
anyone wanna SR for one king?
>>499429712kill yourself
>>499429765Sure
>>499429937room's up
>>499429765what a convenient timing
>>499429638>she's not good enough to hardcarry
>>499430036Where room?
It's over
describe a veemo
>>499430796fat
>>499430796Cock receptacle.
>>499430796sexy and soft
>>499429154You never reply when I say GG to you
>>499430796big boobs
>>499430796Sweet, lovable, cute, sexo
>>499430796Octolocks and tinted shades
>>499430796redundant
>>499430796Comfortable, cuddly, soft.
>>499430796weehee
>>499430796unsightly
>>499430796not as silly as woomy, but they try
GGs G
>>499433348GGs
>>499378459>much less likely to end up with stuff that isn't to your personal tasteAnd that's fine
>>499433934cuck
new bread with frye op pretty please...
Gotta keep the theme of the season
>>499434360I'm not in a relationship lol
>>499434736I second this utsuggestion
>>499434926cuck cope
>>499434823Yes we do
New>>499435348>>499435348>>499435348
Woomy in the darkTime to scareFrom the shadows I lurk
