Magic Powers Edition>NewsScream Fortress 2024 is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=230553More bug fixes: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=230932>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Team Funtress: fun.tf2.host (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://teamfortress.tv/33738Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Creators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>499025480
woah another female op! I love womans, and totally not addicted to pornography
>this user is avatarfagging/using a signaturewhy so mad?
amish anon is back and still can't handle seeing a woman
This place does have a porn addiction problem, and any mention of it sets them off...
I thought he was banned, or was that over 3 days ago already?
Announcing a report or 'sage'.
>>499209353yeah that was over 4 threads ago so he's already back from his vacation, unfortunately
>>499208879>>499209316Wish more people like this existed in this thread, have a good evening Anons
SHUT THE FUCK UPPOST YOUR FAVORITE HATS NOW!!!
>>499209498Still waiting for the Genuine version to release
>>499209498
Fuck Miss Pauling. Get head from Miss Pauling. Highlight Miss Pauling posters. Fuck Miss Pauling on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Snap off Miss Paulings bra. Follow Miss Pauling threads. ERP with Miss Pauling posters. Cum inside Miss Pauling. Hang Miss Pauling in shibari bondage. Have Miss Pauling make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into Miss Pauling. Fry Miss Paulings brains with sex. Toss Miss Paulings salad. Urinate into Miss Paulings mouth (she's into it). Judo throw Miss Pauling onto a bed. Blackmail Miss Pauling into sex with their dox. Twist Miss Paulings nipples. Report your love for Miss Pauling to Valve. Always uber Miss Pauling. Split Miss Paulings legs in half. Sexually heal Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling surprise buttsex. Critically hit Miss Pauling in the womb. Impregnate Miss Pauling. Get trapped into sex by demon Miss Pauling from the underworld. Dump sperm into Miss Paulings cum dumpster. Submerge Miss Pauling into a vat of cum. Eat Miss Paulings pussy. Dissect Miss Paulings clothes off. Dominate Miss Pauling after defeating a bread monster. Slap Miss Paulings face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give Miss Pauling prom dates. Make Miss Pauling suck'em. Cream inside Miss Paulings' holes. Lobotomize Miss Pauling into a sex slave. Mandatory slut training for Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling your love paste. Drown Miss Pauling in mad milk. Whip Miss Paulings ass with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with Miss Pauling. Invite Miss Pauling to your mvm lobby. Feed Miss Pauling your semen. Give Miss Pauling your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck Miss Pauling like an alligator. Slice Miss Paulings clothes off with the half-zatoichi. Clone Miss Pauling to have 2 of your favourite fuck buddy. Listen to Miss Paulings farts through the ConTracker.
>>499209626you might need to wait a bit
>>499209940im miss pauling
>>499209940this but fempyro
>>499209940>beach paulingin character, kino>streetwalker paulingout of character, cringe
>>499209940this but olivia
>>499210376>streetwalker paulingObviously Scout asked her to dress up like that for him which is why he's there, she hates it but she loves him so she did it anyway100% in character
>>499210679inb4 people say pauling is le gay
>>499210679Maybe, maybe not, but she'd never wear those ugly platform shoes. Even Scout's taste isn't that shit, plus I don't think they were even invented yet
>>499210984>Maybe, maybe not, but she'd never wear those ugly platform shoes. She would if Scout wanted her to.>Even Scout's taste isn't that shit, plus I don't think they were even invented yetPlatform shoes/heels became all the rage in the 1970's as part of the disco era, it actually perfectly fits the setting and time period
>>499210772pauling and scout are gay with each other
>>499211129very true
what the fuck is this map
>>499211327My exact reaction every time I try a new contract
what is the scariest thing about scream fortress and why is it little pyros
>>499211745mini sentries snap the necks of tiny pyros dailythey are the REAL scariest scream fortress thing
>>499211745most people lurking today won't remember the little pyros incident
>>499211114uh NO because scout likes LADIES that smell nice and can READ now, not fried chicken TRAMPS
>>499211745its a actually the graveyard contract
>>499212561>not fried chicken TRAMPShe literally boned the fried chicken tramp on the spot THOUGHthey fucked right there on the floor of the kentucky fried giblets
>>499211745they're ubered and have crits from escaping the underworld and they can fly
>>499212704yeah that was in the past THOUGHscout wanted spy's help with LADIES when he thought he was gonna DIEhe's a FAMILY GUY now or else he'd risk spy exposing him for being a FRAUD
>>499211745
>>499212946scout wanted to get with a real lady to have a stable relationship with instead of quick flings but he never stopped being turned on by tramps THOUGHhe would never go back to real tramps but he would ask ms pauling to dress LIKE one for him once their relationship progressed enough for them to talk about their turn ons HENCE, the image
>>499213130I lol'd, thanks for making my night before the return to the hellscape that is work
>>499213263once you go pauling you never go balling
>>499213798pauling IS balling though
i think all the new unusual effects from 2017-present are so bad and in such high quantities that they have somehow retroactively made the classic gen 1, 2 and 3 effects worse by association
>>499213318(voice) sniper: piss.
you're all fried chicken tramps in my heart <3
>>499216373
>>499216373thank you anon
you're all not fried chicken tramps in tramps, you're more than that in my heart <3
>>499216373y-you too
>>499217042What the fuck are you blabbering about
>>499217431I'd put in more effort to seduce you than that loser up there, but i see you don't deserve it and will probably die alone...
>>499217431just ignore the schizo
>>499217042thank you Demofloyd-senpai, majority of these peeps are gooners (worse than tramps)... they don't deserve you.
>>499216527>fried chicken trampgod it's clearly just the pauling model but stung by bees
>>499217997yeah that's how the artist recreated the model, it's probably the same thing valve did
>>499209162
Anyone have more demofloyd edits? I actually find them comfy
i am tired of this meme
>>499218275Ask and you shall receive <3
>>499218442if you call it a meme then the democord wins
>>499218535BRO!!! OMG dude thank you... does anyone have the spyfloyd too?
Demoman doesnβt deserved to be associated with this meme.However Pyro does deserve to associated with sex memes since Pyro has no personality other than being retarded.
>>499219473What the fuck are you blabbering about
>>499219473trvth nvke
>>499219473One memoralizes a martyr who died an unfortunate death, the other is a manifestation of the sick perversion of others... I think Demofloyd is a better me, and best of all its safe for work too.
3 NIGASON CART
>>499209940this but only sentence 14 and 29
>>499218275These made my night, thanks bro
>>499221391idm, i dont like the fempyro avatar fag tho
there's no such thing as a fempyro avatarfag because multiple people post her even if you refuse to believe it
yeah same, multiple people love demofloyd... good point anon
NEW KINO JUST DROPPED!!!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJHiqbJYcP0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJHiqbJYcP0>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJHiqbJYcP0
>>499222241>15yrs agoDamn....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>499222241sovl...
whaddya think
>>499223624good and non-offensive
>>499223624uhm... zestyjesus just made a tier list where he gave that shirt a bad grade. watch that vid and get back to me.
I've been using the balloonicorn in all of my loadouts for 6 months just to get this achievement. I thought it was gonna be quick but it turns out the balloonicorn is not a very common cosmetic.
>>499223891why is it there twice
>>499223624i think i saw this guy down the shore last spring break
>>499223963no idea
>>499224146well, figure it out. we don't accept this kind of sloppiness around here.
You ARE feeding your medics, right?
>>499224704always
>>499224704i would give that field medic an alternative source of nutrition
>>499224704you're supposed to feed them sandwiches? I've been feeding them cum
>>499224704I am the Medic, and I'm trying to lose seven pounds I'll pass
>>499226374Im shoving my banana down your throat whether you want it or not.
>>499228642BASEDI wish the gibus had a tracker for Dominations and how many hats you "gave" away
>>499208626marisa is looking good
Are the "recently played with" tab bugged for you guys too? I can't see any recent matches.
stop trying to dox the player that pubstomped you
>>499234296??? that's what you do? How pathetic.
>>499234354??? did you read my post? i don't dox pubstompers, i quickscope them irl from their bedroom windowfortunately most pubstompers don't follow the principles of feng shuihttps://youtu.be/_cbZsbrs1PU
>>499233735yeah, valve matches doesn't show but community server does for some reason>>499234296I don't "dox", I just stalk if someone has a funny name or cute anime pic
JESUS CHRIST THEY CAN FIX THE BOT PROBLEM BUT WE STILL CAN'T GET STRANGE VARIANTS OF THE JUNGLE INFERNO WEAPONS
>>499235112>cute anime pici do this too but im too scared to add anyone
>>499223624based realistic outfit wearer
>>4992387522 more weeks until the christmas updatejust believe
>>499243426I think you mean 2 months
The americans are asleep. Post european cuisine.
european cuisine.
>>499244425pretend I posted a picture of a dick
>>499244710
>>499244425Pretend I posted a picture of your mother.
>>499244710>>499245603ok *pretends*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14
You Just Know that TF2 is a transcore gamewhen even the fucking devs themselves are trans
I never really was on your side *deadringers away*
gay CRUSTY anal sex with MALE pyro
>BBBBBBRAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFTTTTTT*sniffs*
I love our TF2 community.
>3 contracts left>its Graveyard and the rest after>still havent found a match for itbros not like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBVxwB9LUIo
>>499247676LMAO, who makes this stuff it's so good
>dead thread >suddenly someone wakes up and posts about trannies, gay sex, and floyd in rapid succession with only a minute or two between postsgee I wonder who this could be
i did the gay spy/sniper but fuck the floydgarbage
>>499248676I made the spy floyd, I don't condone homosexuality/transgenderism!!! don't group me up with thos homos, thanks!
>>499248676I just posted about trannies and gay sex because I found it hillariousthe gay sniper nigga is basedthe spy floyd is a nigger and deserves another vacation for spamming and samefagging
I made that art, i'm not related to demofloyd, but uh hope u r ok buddy
when's boxing
I wonder how sniper's urine tastes likeI assume it has a strong smell/taste because it's very yellow, when normal urine should be transparent
CRUSTY gay sex with SCOUTDICK into his GYATT
>>499247617How did some random MLP tranny teen get to work at Valve? Nepo baby?
>join graveyard>see 2 vaccinator trannies and 1 quickfix tranny>disconnect
>"Archimedes is the only acceptable pet cosmetic"Another Retardsty fail.
steam friends?
Archimedes, my belovedThe sooner I could get a Heavy bestie to help me reach 250k on my pet, the sooner he can enjoy retirement
>>499253857but why would demoman have a parrot on his shoulder? is he hungry?
>>499254906cuz he looks like a pirate (one eye patch+ him sayin aye)
>>499250140uh, why don't you drink less water, piss and taste it for yourself?
>>499255329because sniper took some shit that made his piss a little different from your average human
>>499255416it just made his urine higher in volume and he barely feels any pain from pissingotherwise by colour and taste, it's your average human
>>499253857Red Archimedes supremacy
Kill zombie pyros. Behead demon pyros with the eyelander. Stop pyros from getting gargoyles. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Defecate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in quicksand. Dump pyros into the grinder on mannhattan. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyro mains. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Kick a monkey pyro from your mvm lobby. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>499256894this but zombie soldier
i now have a higher hertz monitor and i swear to god i play worse as pyro
freaky fair is so ass god damn
any insane builds for Freaky Fair to try out? beggars bazooka seems incredibly OP so far
>>499259937why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food out hot eat the food?
>>499260870Full reload speed on huntsman and 2 bleed ticks
>>499260870Stock ScoutBlack Box SoldierEyelander Demoknight
>>499209237my name is Noah Dyck and I am Amish. Meet my wife, Anita Dyck, and my three daughters, Charity Dyck, Chastity Dyck and Lovina Dyck. We make tasty sausages. Ye have never truly lived unless ye have had Dyck meat in your mouth.
>>499261291no no no bleed for 8 seconds is way too op
>>499223891why do you have it on your loadout when you need to kill people with it
>>499253857He's right thoMedic canonically has doves and he keeps them around so it's not hard to imagine one perched on his shoulderMeanwhile Demo has no connection to a parrot other than "he has an eyepatch therefore pirate parrot!", it's ultimately a random bird on his shoulder
>>499253857>seethes if a Scout shirt has a slightly larger than average paint region>puts the Corpse Carrier in B then C tier when it messes with the silhouette and can mess with landing headshots just because it's funnyHe's lost his ways
>>499266216demoman literally has peg legs, a ship steering wheel, and a cutlass as weapons; adding a pirate-themed cosmetic only makes sense
impregnate femscout
parrot > everything elsedeal with it
>>499268139>No unique voice linesObjectively inferior to the Angry Bird GOD of the Badlands
valve should add a plugin where if you place down a mini sentry it notifies the FBI and they send a swat team to kill you and your entire family
>>499266939peg legs are a reskin of his already existing wee booties, the ship's wheel was added purely because of a bug that made your turn sensitivity scale proportionally with your FPS, and the persian pursauder is a scimitar, not a cutlass
The parrot on Demo's shoulder used to be a Metal Gear Awesome reference but it got censored so the bird is no longer an awesome reference.Can't have shit these days.
>>499269381Why didn't they just get the Demoman actor to do voicelines? Because it was the same update as Chicken Kiev.
freaky fair was ruined by uber canteens. phlog pyros realized they can be their own pocket medic too
>>499270031either valve autism or they didn't want to wear out Garys vocal cords too hard
>>499270031cheapskates
>jarate is balanced>bushwacka is balanced>50% random melee crit is balanced>being exclusively used by schizos to ruin the game is balanced>being the main complaint of every map's balance is balanced
>>499272196>sniper mains complain about weapons that encourage hardscoping and bodyshots>everyone else complains about weapons that snowball and encourage quickscoping
>>499254330you do have it then right?
>>499254330Why did Medic hijack a catering van
>>499274096makeshift ambulance
tf2 final boss: furry pyro main who moderates a 24/7 hightower server
>>499276624If god had wanted you to live he wouldn't have created a heart attack
>>499276624MRswipez1 has already beaten him
maple ridge is such a dogshit map jesus h christif you walk on any slope you run a risk of getting stuck in the map
>>499276624its the same level of a discord moderator who complains about people saying stuff on general, except its in game
>>499273012What, an Archimedes The Undying? Yeah, I've got a Haunted one for my Lv 69 collection. A Santarchimedes too. Once my OG Archimedes hits 250k, I'm swapping to my Genuine Strange variant
>>499265397need to be in pyroland and the goggles are uglyalso a bulk of my kills were spies disguised as me, apparently that counts
>>499277495swipez has defeated everyone....
>>499281749How many points does your Strange Bird-Man of Aberdeen have?
>>499282508I don't play Demo lol
>ask when the MM is gonna give us a good game>3 trannies on my team saying "chill out"why are these people so content with eating shit and being happy
>>499283652ask them not us
>>499284105Their usual replies are that they're having fun, it's just a game, if he wants good matches he should play competitive, etc. All these bottom scoring degenerate cunts always have the same replies like a brain dead hive mind. Sheep mentality
Somebody explain to me why you niggers complain about sniper but spy never gets brought up? At least sniper takes skill to pull off his one shot and itβs about as honest as it gets. Spy gets his fucking dead ringer cloak disguise kunai and backstab hitbox extending to the side and has 0 mechanical skill. Fuck Iβd rather remove spies, at least sniper is gate kept by skill.
>>499284972its actually hilarious how shit spy is in any more decent environment. you get maybe 1/2 kills in a life. meanwhile you switch to sniper and turn the corner from spawn and youre dropping people
>>499284972because spy is the weakest class in the game and can be countered by having headphonessniper beans you from across the map with nothing you can do about it because he's only exposed 3 pixels of his body because he's headglitching around a corner
(fag)4992849720/10 bait
>>499285115Heβs not shit though. He forces you with DR to either>constantly disengage to spy check and kill this stupid nigger forcing you to lose space and your frontline engagements>or you just die to him>if you catch him LOL doesnβt matter I get to get my second life anywayWhat a fucking retarded Reddit-tier design.
>>499285147>weakest classLmfao>muh headphonesHe makes no noise when he uses his brain and disguises out of LOS and distance. Then he backstabs you. Then you die.>muh sniper needs nerfsLook I agree, but all Iβm saying is why does this 0 risk deadringer faggot class get to do what he does and youβre all fine with it? Because Reddit and le YouTubers told you heβs underpowered?
>>499286572a spy player wont ever carry or shutdown a match, spy can only noobstomp and appear to be useful due to inflated point gains
it's been proven spy is the weakest yet shitters will still compare him to the strongest because he sometimes kills them for not engaging with gameplay mechanics beyond aiming
>>499286572disguises make no noisedeadringer sucks
>>499286721>wonβt ever carry or shutdown a matchWhat are you smoking? He can take out key players like meds and top scorers that have massive impact on how well a team does.>muh inflated pointsPoints donβt equate to effectiveness.>>499287238>provenDid your faggot internet boyfriend Zesty prove this? Heβs so based!>not engaging with gameplay mechanicsYou mean the gameplay mechanic of βyou either canβt play the game and must check for me at all times or you play the game but die anywayβ? Or how about the βI shoot my enemy but they get away Scott freeβ gameplay mechanic? Which one sounds more fun to you?
>>499284972There's at least someone in every thread complaining about the kunai or kunai+DR combo whatchu talkin about boi
>>499266907>says terrorist demoman is funny when thousands have died in the middle east in the past weekvery classy
tf2 is a tutorial for itself and spy is the class on how not to get flanked
what huds do you use?
My favourite match up to watch. Scout vs 1 lone mini sentry
do you guys like halloween fire or do you not get much from it
Spy can literally GO INVISIBLE. The fuck do you mean "weak class"
>>499287625why are you so obsessed with ecelebsspy has been proven to be the weakest since the game came out you mindbroken cuckold
>>499287625Anyone else does med picks better, especially sniper. Gameplay mechanics such as positioning and gamesense, among other things.I know you won't actually take any into this into consideration, or refute it with legitimate points, but I live in hope that one day, maybe you'll stop shitposting.
>>499223891some jewtuber should make a meme video of trying to get it and then forcibly cause people to wear it
>>499254154Steamed friend
>>499291169You said proven. Proven by who?>mindbroken>cuckoldYou can use more interesting words to pad your shitty argument instead of the same 5 ones all you discord trannies use.>>499291637>anybody elseEngineer? Heavy? Pyro?>muh mechanics>muh gamesense>muh positioningLook nigger, donβt act like you are some highly intellectual TF2 aficionado/veteran pro. Spy checking isnβt fun because it forces you to stop playing the game and relying on your teammates for a pyro is shitty and doing it yourself is shitty because I donβt want to play that. Nobody likes the hyperfixation of teamwork in FPS games, people want to shoot at each other and have fun; nobody likes metafags and itβs the exact reason why shit like Overwatch is such an atrocity. Counterpicking and ruining the fun for both players isnβt even a healthy interaction to begin with even if you want to argue itβs sufficient.Now couple this with something like the deadringer and now youβre dealing with an unpublishable faggot who never dies and puts in 0 risk for all the reward.
does anyone have a webm of a russian group stream sniping trans streamers with ack signs?
>>499287625blud actually thinks people are threatened/impressed by his spy "skills"... there are zero(0) decent players who will die to the same spy more than twice in one match
>>499293617Proven by everyone, go watch a bunch of spy main videos and they're sure to say he's the weakest mechanically and explain in detailFrontier justice/ninjaneer, pocketed heavy, phlog/combo pyro>seetheOh you're not actually interested in talking, I get it. I accept your concession
queued for so long that i forgot i had the game open
>>499209498it's so expensive ;_;
>>499295440oh fr bro? ong? bro fr? bluds just yapping yap yap yap bro thinks hes :skull:>>499295487>spy mainsOh yeah totally, I trust a spy main of all people to tell me their class is severely underpowered. Just like sniper mains say sniper is actually not OP and perfectly healthy for the game.Youβre missing my point though, Iβm not saying spy is fundamentally OP Iβm saying the deadringer is a shit design and spy should never be viable because his counterplay is aids and not engaging to play against>muh frontier justiceAlright now I know youβre trolling battle engi is a meme class>not interested in talkingNot anymore, considering youβd take the word of a spy main (who couldnβt possibly have a bias) downplaying spy into a meme tier shitpost pick, I think itβs safe to say youβre retarded and naive like the majority of the TF2 community is.
he got tired of being banned for floydposting so now he's baiting that spy is opdoes this loser have a social life?
>>499297693like I said, spy isnβt OP I never claimed he is. I said the deadringer is a shit tier design and proves that when spy is viable heβs universally hated (as he was on the release of the broken deadringer). Heβs not fun to play against. Extremely unfun.
>>499295487Players of a class shaping their narrative a certain way isn't proof of anything. The other anon has a point, and it's easy to understand if you actually play the game and don't get your opinions from reddit or ecelebs. In casual, spy isn't getting checked most of the time. Unless the case is framed in the context of how the game is for 99.9% of players, it isn't relevant to interject with it.
>still baiting
>>499290779pyro can counter this by doing one 360. and theres always 3 pyros on a team
>>499296980always makes me laugh how queer shit is always expensive tenfold. queers are crazy
>>499268139another year, another scream fortress without demobird head
you know a game is balanced when people complain that every class is overpowered, if it was actually unbalanced they would only complain about a couple
>>499296980The first time I played TF2 I saw a medic with burly beast and it has a unusual effect where a heart swirls around it. I want that unusual so bad.
>>499299392And yet he does not, so what now?
spy being op is a reddit eceleb opinion
>>499256894Fuck zombie pyros. Get head from demon pyros. Help pyros get their gargoyles. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>499300719Literally search up βdeadringer broken Redditβ and it will show you a list of Reddit spy mains complaining about how itβs garbage.
>>499223891ok I lied it was around 2 and a half months but still
I wish I could be fempyro.
>>499302690I don't want to be her but I would like a fempyro gf
actually it shows you a list of people whining about the deadringer even though it's trash
pauling>>>>>>>>>>fempyro
>makes every spy player mad
>>499303667100 percent agreed, still wouldn't turn down fempyro thoughscout main btw
fempyro > zhanna > young admin > ms pauling > femscout
>>499303667pauling + fempyro (they are your friends)
>>499305569scout's mother >>>>>>>>>> pauling >>> fempyro > femscout >>>>>>>> the rest
BUMPER CAR MADNESS
>>499306324>wanting spy's sloppy seconds
>>499306438During bumper cars, I went to pee for a minute, came back and won.
Maybe I should main Heavy too
>>499306724>>499306324I only simp for
>>499306724why do people just turn off when you shoot them
>>499306887It's halloween, you think youre gonna be playing against good players all the time on a meme map like Hightower?I never play scout but i feel like a god not even using spells but dominating the whole server just putting a little effort in
>>499306705only one of the women in team fortress lore has good enough genes and parenting skills to birth and rear God's Gift to Women by herself
>>499307049>picrelA literal twink fleshlight for BHC
>>499302690sex all day
>>499307449>>499307278
>>499302690Based same. Nothing wrong with that either, i'm het and i get loads of pussy nothing wrong with wanting big juicy tits too. Ofcourse they would be covered up so only i could see them even though it would be funny if other guys stared haha
>tf2 funny frags video adds in the mercenary falling down a bottomless pit voiceline when a ragdoll fallsits kinopeak
>>499307921>*zooms in to a funny ragdoll*>*cuts*>*clip of someone nodding after he nodded*>*cut*>*high five killbind*>*cut*>[totlally hilarious joke his friend shat out in a discord while the gameplay sucks ass]
>>499308482yes indeed this is my genre i will be watching these videos until i die
>>499307921ludokino
>>499296980booba
>>499307921>the spy says "I am the spy"
>>499209498So everyone knows I'm a good boi.>>499243449Based. My soldier wears that with this.
>>499307049>It's halloween, you think youre gonna be playing against good players all the time on a meme map like Hightower?Uh yeah? All I run into are sweaty tryhards. I haven't played a match against clueless free 2 plays in like... months, if not years
>>499307049>I never play scout ... dominating the whole server ...I think you're full of shit. You've posted a bunch of scout gameplay in the last few weeks.
>>499306887probably just the force of nature killing their movement
did they nerf the range of airblast?
>>499302690>if i were a girl i could cosplay tf2 girls all daythat's not fair
just sold my fireproof secret diary for almost Β£400. actual mental illness to pay with cash in hand (via steam marketplace) for le pixels meme. thanks for the steam deck furry
>>499311224yeah it kills their movement it's not supposed to kill all their braincells. i think my FaN is defective
>>499312000Yes.
>>499310837I don't think shallow god has ever posted a scout clip to my knowledge
>>499306324>>499307228she's pushed out 8 kids bro her cunt is probably a gaping canyon at this point
>>499312948shallow has an amazing talent for only finding enemies who are fresh installs and/or are playing without their monitor plugged in
>>499313779Also known as "playing on NA servers"
hitman but you play as miss pauling and the player learns more about the inner workings of mann co
>>499314029honestly, this would be fantastic
>>499314029It should be a crime scene clean up and paper work game with stealth and murder mechanics. Where killing people is just part of the "clean up" half the time
>>499313229can i see the difference?
>>499314029TF2 has a lot of potential for spinoffs if Valve cared to explore the property at all.A Ms. Pauling spinoff where you have to play stealthily and avoid being caught.A Sniper VR spinoff where you stay in a sniper perch and pick off targets with a simulated sniper rifle.A Saxton Hale beat em up where you fight waves of enemies. An RTS where you play as Redmond or Blutarch and make strategic land grabs and build bases on them to try and control as much land as possible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HKrWJS8g9Ysovl
do you think pauling ever uses cloak and disguises in her job
>>499315276No, I don't think she's given the budget to be able to afford spytech gadgets like Spy
>>499314670No. Because I'm lying.
>>499314829a dota card game where theres more heroes and you get more dota lore
>>499315409didnβt that same comic say the stuff the mercenaries get is incredibly cheap? like she ran over 3 force a natures on the road getting to work
>>499314670maybe
>>499315747The stuff Mann Co gives them to use is cheap yes, but they're all highly paid in cash by Redmond and Blutarch. Heavy gives a kid seven thousand dollars just because he cried. Spy wears a million dollar suit made by monks.
Will playing too much of certain maps make you a worse player?
>>499317695no i dont think playing more tf2 will make you worse
>>499315687Justice for Artifact 2
>>499310837>>499310674Any dead eu server or late night NA server is easy pickings. i got a 180hz monitor recently and realised its fucking easy
>>499317695Yes. "People" who play nothing but 24/7 2fort are subhuman retards who don't know how to play any other map and will tell you, "it's just a game bro" when you criticize them for playing like glue eating retards
>>499319580no they're not. i play at every hour and the shit's the same across timezones>sweats from NA>laggy sweats from SA>laggy sweats from EU>teleporting sweats from SEA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqy_0O6bKug16 minute video from polish wife ^_^
>>499310108>stereotypical french music plays
>>499320940LOL!!
>>499317695Playing gayload makes you worse, yes.
Hello, is this based department? have you seen this fucking shit? >>499320369
>>499321076payload is a/d with baby limits because casual players can't defend, still 2nd best mode
is he cooking?
>>499321476nah
>>4993212742nd best mode is koth, first one is ctf
>>499321581koth is either OK (viaduct strain) or awful with sniper/scout/spy/gunslinger miniature people everywhere (harvest strain)ctf has potential but the way it's played in casual is terrible
>>499321076KOTH is gayer
>>499322834nothing is gayer than gayload, it's in the name
I'm "pushing" the "payload" into the "control point" to "win" the "round" if you know what i mean
I like payload because i get to use my Daffodil Huo Long Heater more :)
>>499323060same but replace "the payload" with "my cock" and "control point" with "fempyro's pussy"
Genuinely curious what shounic meant with that "there's something big planned for the future" what did he mean?
>>499324038he's conspiring to ruin tf2 after being humiliated over his botter positions being deboonked
>>499324038project 2025 swamp drainage
>>499324038He said that during the Robin Walker stream where he was talking with Robin's son so I imagine he probably told shounic that they have stuff planned internally for TF2 or something, similar to how he said that with Cipherlock
>>499323879>>499323060Replace payload with nothing because its perfect
>>499324892why did the CIA react to this idea so quickly
>>499315409>picValve subtlety telling people what they think of tradermains and skin enjoyers (left) vs. what they think of artstyle enthusiasts (right)
>>499325207Not a nice idea to have floating around. Actually it'd be pretty disturbing if we weren't in a world where VSH and ZI already existed in casual.
>>499324892Get it done VALVE
>>499325794>have twice the hours in tf2 of this exaggerated caricatureget on my level
>>499321476literally who?>removing soldierit's gonna be shit, soldier is a necessary core class to tf2 both for balance reasons and so people sit back, relax, have a beer, and shoot the floor at mid range while still contributing>animal thing avatarthis is the other main reason it's gonna be shit
>>499322931koth is gayer, minisentries/engineer in general ruin the majority of koth maps
https://gamebanana.com/mods/549585Yup, it's kino
>>499328305absolutely soulless
>>499327132You are evil.
>>499327948that's every map
>>499328845why'd you post a selfie
Which is the current "le bad" class?
>>499328845i am a sΓΆyteen (qa, not the sharty because itβs coal) and arguably a gooner but not a nazi or brony or linux user
>>499328868You can't spam minis on any other type of map's objective and ruin it for everyone else with 0 effort
Uhhh just shoot the minis bro??Waiiiiiiit... you aren't playing scout are you, lil timmy
>>499329093soldier
>>499329093Depends what you mean
http://poal.me/5i0hnf
>>499329643It's settled then.
Most attractive class?
I want to get an item added just so that I can get on Eric's VIP speed dial and stop him from ignoring my emails
>>499329736a hero emerges
>>499329781Demoman <3
>>499329781Engineer
>tranny has a bbc fetishWow, crazy.
>>499330097No i don't lmao, it's just obvious that Demo is more paulings type. Scout and her have nothing in common and he's too immature for her.
MYTEAMISFORTRESShttps://youtu.be/NNJS0iO9uyo
>>499329121>>499327948jumper faggots detected>>499330217>>499329934Demo is already shagging Medic's wife
Let's face it guys, Demoman is fucking EVERYONE. Scottish men are just so handsome and well endowed.
Do you think we'll get *anything* for TF2's 20th anniversary (it's technically the Orange Box's anniversary as well) or are we truly stuck in this seasonal update limbo for all eternity
>>499330484>Do you think we'll getno.
>>499329643>poll got hijackedsigh...
>>499330484Cameo TF2 cosplay hats for Deadlock
Deadlock looks so fucking dogshitMore FOTM slop like Valorant was for years and years
>>499330484Blog post if we're lucky>Here's to another decade!
>>499329643>scouta little annoying all the time, but only occassionally are they a cunt to fight>soldierkinda bad but same deal as scout>pyroREALLY awful if they're a degreaser detonator axtinguisher tranny with pink and lime cosmetics, otherwise not the end of the world>demomanevery death from a demoman is 100% deserved, least annoying class to fight>heavypretty much same deal as demoman, sometimes you get unlucky and they're already revved around a corner but that's life>engineerthis fucker always has his sentry protected by at least 3 other guys, i also fucking loathe fighting gunslinger engineers while taking hits from their minisentry simulatenously, easily the worst>mediconly really annoying if they have vac or if their pocket is REALLY good at the game>snipernot a big deal if its the standard f2p and/or inexperienced guy who only hits headshots maybe 10-20% of the time. if its a really good sniper then they just piss you off constantly, but its not all the time.>spyeither free kill for stranges or actually competent, but its somewhat close to demo and heavy in that it feels every death is deserved unless its a facestab, just turn around
Remember what they took from you.
>tf2g - cuck porn general
>>499331401where did you find this picture of me
>/tf2g/ fell for the "if you complain about Pyro you're a lowskill fgt" memeGod wept
>>499209498I stopped playing around 2014-2015 or so so I'm catching up on all the shit I missed.Neat they started adding in christmas maps too, and I apparently picked the best time to come back since they actually started updating the game again. The mvm mode is fun but the map's not the best.
>>499330217>didn't deny being a mentally ill degenerate trannyYes you do "lmao"
>>499329643Why would anyone hate medic?
>>499207893Think you missed the point or just biased too. Xey intentionally forgot to mention that, but mention your mishap instead.>>499209237>first he was slav now hes amishDefinition of schizophrenia>>499208879No, the t word sets them off.
>>499331448thatβs /dbs/
looks like hes back from vaycay again
>>499209162>>499209237>>499209353>>499209391Team Fortress 2?
i don't know how many more awful maps with bad gimmicks i can sit through
>>499332371Yeh this shit is getting worse and worse every year... or just the same level of bad, idk.#StopTheSlop
>>499332371They've added a lot of pretty bad maps over the years it seems.Who the fuck came up with Erebus? The map's pretty bad by itself but the cap time's like 2 seconds
Spookeyridge is such dogshitjust remembered i forgot to vent here about how shit it was. It's shit, pretty shit.When you're playing on it, everyone is saying "wow this map is shit" "this map feels unfinished" etc
>>499332341
>>499332963He cute
I'd rather do 10 erebus contracts than 1 graveyard contractit would probably be faster too
graveyard literally isn't that badyou go heavy, put on the FoS and the chocolate bar, eat the chocolate during preround, run up the left side to the attic, and mow down whoever comes up the stairs. after that you just run around with the FoS and get 20 points every time you die
I've found my 2nd or 3rd name tag in as many months instead of a hat drop
Eric "Pink Cookie" Smith>Keeps adding slop cosmetics>Keeps adding shitty maps>Does barely anything else with the gameJoshua "Joshie" CHADton>Adds vscript>Ports the game to 64 bit>Adds font scalingIt's time to admit that a tranny working on the game has done more good for it than the old timer
>>499334263>Adds vscriptthat was one of the worst things done to the game though
>>499334263>meme modes that were done better by the community>memory leak>fucked up the scoreboard>MEET YOUR MATCHthe tranny is directly responsible for everything wrong with the gamemeanwhile based eric:>removed the tranny flag from the desk engineer shirt
>>499334626It's a useful tool if done rightThe problem were the mapmakers immediately using it for shitty game modes instead of cool shit to enhance regular gameplay
>>499334807John Schoenick (Jill) =/= Joshua Ashton (Joshie)
the problem with all these maps is all the effort goes into "wow that looks cool in a preview" and none goes into if the map is actually not terrible to play
>>499334829>using it for shitty game modes instead of cool shit to enhance regular gameplaywhat would you "enhance" regular gameplay with that's not a meme mode?
>>499335343That "tug of war" map is a good idea but it's comically short. It should be like, triple the length at least or more.Having the door auto-train you is retarded too
>>499335012all troons are the same
>>499335446I don't mind hybrid game modes, it's somewhat refreshing and doesn't take away from TF2's core gameplay
>>499334263I've had constant crashes ever since they ported the game to 64 bit and the game keeps resetting it's audio settings every time I launch it, thanks joshie that's neato
>>499335676So what would be an enhancement to you and not shitty game modes?
moooooom, the halloween map's custom hud texture broke again
>>499325794what's the vhs tape supposed to be
>>499324892when are they adding x10/mayhem or Smash FortressHell they already have the % knockback stuff in the game with the meme bumper cars
>>499337712Zesty's schizo lapdog known as Richter Overtime
>>499335576:(...
>>499337917 (me)Sorry I meant Rectum Overweight
>>499338164all me
>>499338164not one of those posts here, yet we have floydposter actually being not only a troon, but a furry
>>499339014it's a shameful thing
>floydposter actually being not only a troon, but a furrysauce on this?
>>499339014Uh i post demofloyd from time to time and i'm straight, in a loving relationship and vehemently hate trannies/furfags. Don't push false narratives schizo-kun! >>499339187Non, they're delusional and make things up and attacked an innocent person since they're seething :S...
defortressedhttps://youtu.be/i9GmlmfKxsM
>>499339262That's what I thought, calling floydposters trannies is a clear case of projection
>>499335343>the problem with all these maps>all the effort goes into "wow that looks cool in a preview"That's the problem of the entire workshop, anon
>>499339593The OG floydposter rarely even posts here anymore, he just made the sfm model and did a couple threads. At this point I just think the meme is culture since it's liked and rejected equally... truly Red vs Blu...
>>499339187he commonly larps in the thread as a tranny, and his steam profile is furshithttps://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/498540774/#498558069
>>499339757It's soulful autism, at first I hated the spam but now I've grown to like it
>>499339593you're not me>>499339802thanks
>>499339802trvth nvke, the floydtranny has no response for this. They/them lost.
"barely even posts here anymore" is always code for "is here right now and has been for a long time" literally no one ever leaves
>>499339802Again that's not the OG demoposter, the og one was an sfm artist who is Italian. He's also catholic and hates porn... You're actually pulling a Pepe Silva LOL
>>499339757>liked and rejected equallylmaopost the poll
>>499339932stop larping as me you doublenigger
>schizo melty begins over demofloyd...
can't we just all get along
>>499340157ryan gooseling jacket for scout when
>>499339802more evidence he's a troon as he gets super butthurt that trannyshit got deletedhttps://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/498336525/#498471982he even proves he's samefagging in these posts>>499339187 (him) "sauce on this?">>499339262 (also him pretending to be someone else) "None, they're delusional..."
>>499340924Bro's brain is working overtime to project his retardation samefaggot tranny habits onto others... y'all can continue your melty tho it's free entertainment and i have a kink for owning people through honesty.
>floydposter is furryfox is the consciouscientious objectActual schizo shitposter.
>>499341089impressive inspect element
>>499339757>>499339994>since it's liked and rejected equallywhat absolute cope is this
>https://steamhistory.net/id/76561198127335327>this is the fag that's been shitposting the thread for months on end every time he gets unbannedDios Mio...
schizo hours
>they're still this mindbroken over a demoman man depicted as george floyd... dear god
>NPC response every time he gets identifiedI guess they really did add the civilian to tf2
>>499341597this guy calling him gay is also vac bannedso he's gay and friends with cheaters lmao
What the fucking is even going on here? Team Fortress 2
>He spends this much time making shitty edits to try and force his meme>Being this mindbroken that nobody likes him, even trying to cozy up to shallowgod because he has no friends... dear god
reminder to report and ignore off-topic posts
Yeah the 3 people calling you a schizo are all the same person, they really should add an ID system like on /bant/
>Schizo fempyros posters caught the "guy"all in a days work...
>>499341882some trannyslav furfag obsessed with spamming some amerinigger that died years ago is getting btfo
>>499341889it's funny how he was dumping his own garbage TF2 clips here in the same format as shallow god's and follows shallow around like a lost puppy, he's a total wannabe
Let this be a lesson that transgenderism and political activism are truly mental illnesses.
I like demofloyd, hate porn addicts, anime, fempyro... keep doing your thing demofloyd enjoyers...
>>499340924all me
demofloyd got a 3 day ban for our sins
No cosmetics for soldier or sniperIts a conspiracy
>>499340924>>499341089>>499341130>>499341597>>499341629Its always at this time the fempyro schizo detective starts shitting up the thread.He genuinely needs sectioning.
i dont care for whos saying it all i care about is the truth
>>499341681Its pretty funny. I come back here to see a meltdown every time.I guess he prefers being able to pin everything he dislikes on a bogeyman. Whether he believes it or not.
>>499342782>floydschizo starts posting, bringing up trannies and complaining about fempyro for the 100th time>people respond by naming and shaming him>wow wtf why do the detectives bring him up at this timeyou're not very smart
>>499342782Either I'm the floydposter or I'm the fempyroposter but I can't be both, make up your mind
>>499342217now that you mention it, he also goes by the conscientious object as mentioned here >>499341597, and I remember him posting the same screenshot over and over about how he "owned le chuddies" by votekicking people badmouthing troons. nigger has the audacity to come here and call other people trannies, the absolute state lmao
>>499342946Sounds to me like fempyro schizo is very fragile about his trans identity
>>499342895Demofloyd posters broke the Fempyro schizo, tldr i got work in 9 hours, nighty night
>>499342895tldr>schizo showed up here and put the same demofloyd image in the OP 5 times in a row>people in the thread kindly asked him to use a different OP image>instead of responding reasonably, he has a schizophrenic meltdown about people not liking it>30 minutes after that thread was made people all migrated to a different thread and left the OP alone to cry alone>the OP swore a vengeance and continued to try and shove the same OP image in the OP>when the mods started deleting his thread he started spamming the threads with it instead>now samefags all day and thinks he's fighting some kind of "war" against imaginary forces in the threadIt's sad how easily this shit happens on /vg/, you can just activate a sleeper agent's autism
At least we have concrete evidence now that it's just some zogbot
I love me some demofloyd and jesus, hate me trannies, porn addicts, and schizos like >>499343713
>he says, being a tranny, porn addict, and a schizo himself
>>499343805>I-I'm not the schizo, you are!!No one believes you
>>499343713>saves all this shit over some boogey man who lives in his head rent free...yep i love that demofloyd poster more now, thanks
>red'ditbobcherry on top
all emporium members btw
What is the meltdown going onI just want to talk about TF2
>>499343713>>499343805Im convinced the fempyro schizo must be samefagging if hes projecting so hard on an innocent poster.Its just bizarre, he must have a history of mental illness.
>>499341997So this is the mythical "spy floyd" i was hearing about.
>>499344213the amount of shit he's spamming, and psychobabble pointing fingers and never looking inwards. all over a demoman meme. I genuinely want him to get better, this is sad.
Was it mental illness?
>>499341889>>499342217I'm genuinely sorry you ended up this way. I hope you find love, or something one day.Your desperate need to project insecurities on others is just sad.
>>499344070wait for vladimir to go back to bed and it'll go back to normalhe's really seething hard now that we know who he is
>>499339946Mindbroken post
>>499344520you dude, cause that's not me...
>>499344529please make another attempt schizotranny
>>499340198Just what I needed. Thanks.
>>499344529you still think only one person hates you shitting up our thread, that's the real sad parttalk about the game or leave
>>499339951You are projecting again. I know plenty of people who are bogeymen in threads despite knowing personally and hasnt talked to me in ages anywhere else.What you mean to say is "i never leave, so nobody else can"
Can they rangeban the entire r*ssian fageration at this point
A simple sfm edit... won the culture war against the tranny porn addict schizos... legendary...
American hours are wild. I can't wait for them to go to sleep so we can have fun.
>>499344993Demofloyd lad is a YTP SFM wizard and it made them jelly
>>499344925>despite knowing personally and hasnt talked to meSAAR DO NOT REDEEMDO NOT REDEEEEM BENCHODSAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
Did anyone happen to catch a Demofloyd poster on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem...
>>499345125Why do people do this? Have argument, then resort to this india meme shit?Yeh i sounded a little ESL, im tired.
>>499345034It hasn't been amerishart hours for some time
>>499345087>Fempyro Schizotranny: this dude is the demofloyd poster!>uh no...>*fempyro schizotranny proceeds to melty for the next hour*demofloyd enjoyers... i'd give yall a high five.
So yeah, about that surplus order of Fempyro ass I ordered?
youll get your poopy diaper changed in a little bit kumatora poster rn we're investigating some bad posters (not you)
owning the demofloyd poster by being horny tranny... well played saar...
I miss the old days when pre-orders got you TF2 cosmetics.
>>499344789Oh hey it's you again, you're welcome, again
>>499345373
>>499345373One of the most popular TF2 mods is all it took to break this guy, sad
fempyro... tf2g is healing...
>>499346146it broke him hard too, no one ever replies to him with fempyro but he keeps bringing her up in almost every post
>demofloyd poster lives a normal life and logs off to go to work>fempyro poster is a porn addict degen online all night
>>499346107See the thigh gap? That's how we know that is a woman. Regullar pyro doesn't have one.
>>499346460i have a thigh gap and i'm a biomale
>>499346508no you're not
>>499346547o-oh...
>demofloyd made xer/xim post pornhe was right...
>>499346269Yeah, he keeps bringing up "boogeymen" yet he can't respond a single time without mentioning fempyro or thinking she's behind every post... I can't imagine letting a mod that isn't even part of the game live rent free in your head like that
>>499346878idk i witnessed the fempyro schizo post image and paragraph after paragraph accusing the incorrect person. Demofloyd won
>things that didn't happen
he's still going after saying he was logging off for the night lel
>>499346107>>499346146Fempyro posters...I kneel.
Ladies, you can't gaslight what i saw with my own eyes... stop seething over demofloyd and go masturbate to calm down already
the fempyro ghoul isnt using the pretend tranny speak so im going with him
the fempyro schizo is addicted to porn, and talks like a faggot... demofloyd factually dismantled him... i kneel bros...
how does heavy keep losing to scout
>>499347648heart disease
koth_nucleus my beloved.
It's cool how TF2 invented lootboxes. We did it first. Sorry world.
cosmetic idea: give pyro a choker
the bad poster now has two browsers open
cosmetic idea: give me a choker
>>499347836actually I believe it's on the books that there was a japanese mmo that did it first but TF2 definitely popularized it
You guys know the cow cut outs on 2fort? It's weird, you can hear mooing on that map.
>>499348054already exists, the spiked cuffs
>>499347836Pretty sure that's not true.
HVPENVKE: Miss Pauling is the light in the darkness brought upon individuals with a healthy sexuality by Fempyrogooner
Finally hale's own
>>499349790Flamethrower kills?
>>499349886no anon that's a flare gun it even says in the name that it's a flare gun how could you be so foolish
>>499349672THERMOTRVTHVLEARNVKE: Real individuals with a healthy sexuality find all the TF2 females attractive and don't try and pretend only 1 of them is good
OMEGATRVTHNVKE: i'm kinda sleepy
there are no females in tf2
>>499350071you haven't played the game then because 2 of them talk directly to you
>>499350124i modded pauling out of the game for merasmus but i guess the administrator existsthe old woman is not a sexual object if anything i would mow her lawn (not euphemism)
>>499350282>the old woman is not a sexual object if anythingShit taste
>>499350351I can't believe injecting all that australium has kept her alive indefinitely even though the engi said it'd only do so for a few hours
>>499350474I'm keeping her alive through sheer sexual energy, something engie didn't account for
>>499349886That's a flare gun lad, but here is the flamethrower
>>499350571why did you blur out the name
>>499350571Oh I'm retarded lol
>>499350676kinda cringy I'm insecure
>>499350846well you only did it once so we can still see the name of it and also people name their shit femboy fart huffer 9001 becuz the thread tells them to, there is nothing to be insecure about
What art program would one use if they wanted to create graphic edits and stuff of the tf2 cast? I want to try making some demofloyd edits...
>>499350846>>499350571you can see the name on the left lad, billy joel isn't cringe
>>499351215I too liked billy joel in middleschool anon
>>499351413bro you went to a weird middle school, people in my middle school liked linkin park and green dayI don't think any kids are going around liking dad rock, I didn't like it until I got older either
>>499350571Using the Degreaser is more embarrassing than the name.
more pyros should use the degreaser so i burn to death less
>>499352293That's why you use the flare gun, to finish them off.
>>499351056Gimp and paint.net are free, id love to see some more demofloyd edits honestly.
>>499352293I do use it mostly because I'm still used to the switch speed
Must've been a quick nap. Maybe the ukrainians invaded his village
>>499353559it's funny how he said he was logging off 2 hours ago
Another living proof that it was Heavy who should have won in MyM update
heavys in shambles. they stay pickin the korn outta my shit
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198127335327what did he mean by this?
>>499354012at the time people thought it wouldn't matter because they said it was "highly likely" both got updateshow little we knew
The Heavy Update would have made Heavy shittier to play.Though one has to wonder how much worse they could have made him.
>>499350571>>499351215>>499351413old grey whistle test performance of "piano man" >>>>>>>>>>>> all the rest of billy joel's catalog combined
>>499355258projection
Any new demofloyd edits yet?
>>499355905if it gave heavy any sort of alternate playstyle / weapon at all it would've still been a net victory because he has the depth of a shallow puddle
I am zhe spy
xe spy
>>499355258Bro is obsessing over a giga chad demofloyd poster... worry about getting out of russia
>>499332963
>>499334263truke
https://scrap.tf/raffles/1ACIWHideas?
>>499373667
>>499373667you have to decode his name in chocon code
>>499373667googled furry show released on [his birthday], it was the first result
>>499334263i would this gay twink not gonna lie
Soldier is fair and balanced. Being able to shoot at the ground with on-demand explosives and brute force any fight without thinking is a very good idea.
>get queued into freaky fair>takes too long to enter the map>when i finally enter i can't upgrade my shitcan they fucking make something with vscript that doesn't break
>be me>chilling as a pyro player half paying attention>some bozo from enemy team starts beefing with everyone on the server>after the match him and two other discord esque people starts saying shit to everyone, typical "kys niggers we won">i only said "at least im not racist">they go full monkey mode and start saying more gibberish like they only know 3 swear words>all their profiles have low hour count and they have either all achivements or they have 0 infopossibly alts or they're cheaters on other acc, its always a refreshing sight to see it but im wondering whats going on inside their fried brains to spew out only "nigger" and "faggot"perhaps its projecting or they're a bunch of 14yo that just got on the internet
>What is your major malfunction, brother?>Blow -that- up, cyclopsWhich one is more satisfying to hear?
>>499384923A simple "thanks pally" after meatshotting someone and having them ragdoll halfway across the room
>>499345302Only HE would use the word tranny.>>499345282So what timezone is the schizo from if they post at midnight EST everytime
>>499387409he makes the fempyro guy meltdown every day at different times anon what are you on about
Kill fempyro posters...
>>499388408I wouldnt want that for them I think they're just a little bit overzealous about their fetish
>>499387765It was sarcasm.>>499388408Who would i get to laugh at though.>>499382628Youre just a drama queen. You could have chosen to ignore it and not post all this crap here
Idk why displaying transphobia/racism in an online game means youre underage.It seems to be the no.1 conclusion certain people jump to here.Is 4chan just full of old men yelling at clouds now
>>499389184>You could have chosen to ignore itThanks for the (you)
What's the best TF2 weapon in terms of looks? I'll start.
The back scatter is an innuendo for ejaculating on someones ass after engaging in anal intercourse with another man.
>>499391386It looks like a cock. A black cock.
>>499394896you might have brain problems
>>499395871Its just the same as seeing faces everywhere on objects.
>>499253857He said that my 2 favorite scout shirts (fast learner and cool cat cardigan) were for assholes, and my favorite scout hat (milkman) was overrated. Man, I hope he wasn't talking about me.
welcome to team fortress 2
>almost done with contracts>just got dupes of the same 5 or 6 shitty cosmeticssurely next year will be better
thanks and have fun
>>499397391You have to transmute at a good time of the day or you wont get anything good.Never transmute before dawn.Never transmute on a day ending in 0.Never transmute in a week where its rained an odd number of times.Never transmute if you've washed your hands less than an hour ago.
I finally finished all contracts so i dont have to open this game for another yearsee you in scream fortress XVII
>>499398685>xe doesnt play comfy Smissmas mapsIt was good last year. How about you stick around for another few months?)
>>499396578You probably taunted him after killing him on his server (this means you're a heckin griefer!) so he banned you and has resented your loadout since
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrne2-gOoqU
Think i might become a fulltime Scunt now i have a sexy 180hz monitor and dont feel tired all the time
>>499399453were they on a break
I honestly prefer playing as the zombies that I'll often kill bind if I'm not one of the starter zombies. I wish they added more than one zombie map, since this one is kinda lame
>>499400032that's a good engi set
>>499400032Yeh they really dropped the ball. Feels like they just added another for the sake of it.
>>499400032wait they really just took an mvm mapped and slapped ZI on it? ....XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8M-HzY9MH4
>>499398685>He doesn't open TF2 during Smissmas for the free stocking
YOU'RE LIKE A COCK IN SLOW MOTIONwhy did scoutelite delete his account? was he just buttmad that nobody cared for his music and just wanted him to go back to making gmod videos?
>>499398985mmm we'll seeits not fun when i have nobody to play with in game since i dont have steam friends and my previous friends from some groupchat all moved on from this game years ago>>499400901i did it last year iirc but i only started playing tf2 in early 2023 so i missed out on a lot
please can anyone help. do you like green
>>499401020steam friends...?
>>499401343>do you like greenno
>>499401343or purple
>>499401846ourple better
>>499401343green is not a creative colour
gween? UwU?
i dont like gravel pit
I just drank 2 beers, I'm ready for 2 moreIt's TF2 time!
*cracks open a can of water*it's fragging time
*unbags my milk*it's gaming time, eh
*opens a can of whiskey*it's demo time
>>499330484>>>/v/692552209There is hope for us, TF2 bros
>>499402691128 bit update to support even more shitty hats and maps
>>499402691crowbar melee is IN
>>499403042256bit update and Gscript vamemodes that dont work properly
>>499402691I actually think tf2 will receive an update where they port it to source 2 in the 20th anniversaryit can happen
>>499401343>>499401846Between the two the purple
>>499402535you joke but i wish they started selling water in cans (non-carbonated)
Eric working on OF and TF2C, whatever happened there
>>499401343>>499401846BOTHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzEemp1SLOM
>>499403830hoooolllyy kiinooo
>>499392350what did the TF2 devs mean by this?
>>499403219Yes it will actually happen, and it will break the game even further.
>>499373667Twokinds
If I have to do crack, I will.
>>499330484>in 3 years half of this game's lifespan will have been without major updates>after that the game will have had no major updates longer than when it had them
>be me, not a huge fan of pvp shooters>started playing tf2 in late 2024>actually liked it and had funI wish I played this years ago, but I'm just happy this game is still around.
>>499401343Green, seems easier to see
i feel pain in my chest like i have to burp a lot lately
>>499396106no it nots
>>499408558*pats your back*
>>499403586It petered out. It died on the vine.
huh
>>499411670hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to five nights at freddy's. i've seen yamimash pla
>>499407752Welcome home.
>>499400386lol
>Post demoman in 2012>...>Post demoman in 2024>REEEE STOOOP you are interrupting my transpyro gooning ERPWhat happened to this place?
>>499412875You didn't bully the retards hard enough.
>>499329643>10 votes for Sniper*laughs in cuntsman + jarate*>>499400032Slophattan is FIXED??>>499412875Why the fuck do you have to bring this up. I post my beautiful fresh demofloyd edit once and you HAVE to say this aftrwards
The Pandora's box has been opened so i might aswell post another for good measure.
oh boy I can't wait for the rest of this thread and most of next thread to be about this shit
>>499413647Don't worry bro ShallowGod has another emergency webm just in case
>>499402201gravel shit more like!!
>>499401403Unusual effect - Steaming friends
>>499401846what cosmetic is that
>>499371329
>>499414428its for queers only dont think about it
Is there a more pathetic weapon than the dragon fury? Forced to use it for a contract and holy shit its bad. It's not just the weakest flamethrower in pyro arsenal, its not even fun to use. Why even use a flamethrower if i cant hold and burn enemies. Thank God i dont need to use this weapon ever again
>>499414763im about to claim it for straight white male gamers
>>499414915It's only usage as far as I know is allowing Pyro to become an engine building killer. The regular player killing ability seems lackluster and you lose a lot of aoe by needing single shots instead of sustained fire
>>499414153Zombie sniper gets slept on fr
>>499414915>if i cant hold and burn enemiesThats literally what you doHold it down, it burns enemies. It can still work.
>>499415193For me it's zombie spy killing snipers or engies before they can react
>im not a TF2uber im a Youtuber who makes TF2 contentWhats the difference?
Work on the skybox has commenced. Probably be running this the 27th if I can get it done in time. Sorry, lot of things going on this month. I think we're gonna go Fists of Steel this one, I think next one is going to be fan of war/cleaver. Gotta build an arena for that one.
>>499414915way to out yourself as a shitter l m a o
>>499412875why are you pretending like you were here in 2012
>>499416520Probably doesn't have a whole lot going on
Not felt that mad about snipers recently, most halloween maps benefit scouts and pyros.
>>499331980>No, the t word sets them off.... To?
>>499417275they're also super passive so they don't get the benefit of crumpkins
>>499415534>one thrives on TF2 content only>the other one also makes different content/plays other games
>>499418280You're gonna set him off again. He's a mentally ill tranny
>>499415534"tf2tuber" isn't as socially acceptable as youtuber, it's like instagram tiktoker/other social media site users calling themself "influencers" to sound more professional and not cornered in one site
>frontier overtime>quickfix medic ubers me>janky ass cart moves forward i get stuck on the corner and a ledge>jump out, get bounced by explosion, stuck again>pinballed back and forth FUCK>killed and we lose>medic calls an idle votekick on me and it goes throughit was like a scripted comedy sketch for fuck sake
plr and misc should be in the main game mode list.
>>499418280>>499418513What is blud waffling about
>>499415534He's basically saying hes not a grifter pedo or somethingNot like the other tubers
>>499420324why would he lie like that?
>https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Count_Tavish>I vant to suck yuore blud>-sent from TRANSylvaniaPretty self explanatory that he's a troon.
>>499420775Umm what?
>Capping on hightowerISHYGDDT
>>499419905Ah yes the mode where you dont have guns shouldnt be in the alternative modes section.
>>499420775>https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Cool_Breezeone of his cosmetics is literally a skirt
>>499421259I think new players need to get good and experience their third overall tf2 match be degroot keep like i did as a kid.
>>499342217>in the same format as shallow god'sbro thinks posting a webm of gameplay is a recognisable formatmental illness if ive ever seen it>>499421361yeh got to normalize sporadic melee fights in regular matches
>>499419905I want the seal map on main game mode so I can actually play it
>>499421279the evidence mounts
>>499415534One is a job and the other is mental sickness
>>499415648I'll try and join in but the 27th is literally the day after the movers come to pick everything up.Why you gotta pick times like this ryuke
Stop trying to turn the zesty black scotsmen trans
>>499419905There is no reason to divide game modes between "core" and "alternative", it's a remnant from MYM that's a completely arbitrary division that just fucks over the maps in the alternative section. Just list all the game modesAnd while we're at it>Put Snowplow in A/D>Put PD, Medieval and VSH maps into their own categories outside of Misc>Sub-divide Halloween maps based on their game mode>Bring back arena
>>499424989>make categories for 2 maps
>>499424989i think they should just pool everything but mannpower and pass time together.Misc is fine as a containment for game modes that have less than 3 maps.
I can't fucking sleep so it's TF2 timegood thing I'm a NEET so I don't really have to force myself to go to sleep because of muh work at 6am
>>499427392i heard rumors that the backpack expansion update was because some trader mains sent emails to eric to make it happen
>>499427273Why not be productive and learn skills?Unironically try making TF2 vids, maps, mods or something if it's your passion right now.
>>499415648hide the fempyro from the summer event in the skybox somewhere again
>>499427695I'm a gamedev but as just happens, I'm fucking creatively bankrupt, even though I never even released anythingthough I have over 100+ unfinished projects that I never liked
>>499428618I feel that, try mobile games, seriously.It's easy to make 4 day projects with simple sprites.Simple ass ROTMG clone for example
I ONLY NEED ONE MORE MAPPLEASE LET ME IN IT'S BEEN 30 MINUTES
>>499430304>it worked and I instantly found a machtf2g never disappoints me
>>499208626I like this game because there's no ranked bullshit, and I can be bad in peace, but as a NEET I really need some other game to occupy my time, what else do you play guys?
>>499430640I play Warframe and if you really want a good time waster that game will really waste your time, and it's PvE to boot
>>499430640TF2 is the only multiplayer game I playI hate FFXIV and WoW, and I tried Guild Wars 2 but it fucking bored me after a whileI like single player games with cool stories though, like, I recently finished Witcher 3 with all DLC's and now I'm playing Control
>>499430640>I like this game because there's no ranked bullshitAnon, I...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glicko_rating_system#Overview>as a NEET I really need some other game to occupy my time, what else do you play guys?I would gladly tell you, but I don't want faggots from here ruining the other games I enjoy
>>499430509it's weird but every time I complain about queue times here I get a match
>>499430640Fellow NEET,OSRS, TF2, DRG, and various pixel indie games from steam.Don't forget to work on your dream game, faggot.
>>499431943>160x64https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/97/Heavy_laughshort03.wav
>>499430640I play TF2 mostly, but sometimes I'll do GTA V to get my money up again after my gf spent $10 million and counting for her character. Otherwise, I only play New York Times games and 2048 on the commute to and from work. None of that pathetic NEET shit here
>>499431943Nah I'm just gonna make music, it's the only creative thing I do, coding is impossible for a brainlet like me and I don't draw good.
>>499430640I would not recommend playing an MMO if you're a NEET. MMOs are a black hole for time and offer you nothing in return save for your character getting better - I believe it was different in the past, but it was the sort of thing where you had to be there to experience it and it's not the same anymore. Playing story driven single player games, alongside other hobbies, is what I would do in your position. I'd like to recommend Battlefield but that franchise seems to get worse every year.
>>499432389I don't blow up the image sizes when I export to save file size in the games, I scale them in engine.
>>499430640I play the skin flute mostly
>>499432389>>499432879oop wrong pic
>>499432520coding isn't as complicated when it comes to video gamesit's literally just writting some instruction sets with simple command formulas that only require you to know english You only need to be smart when you want to write shit like grenade throw physics or whatever
>>499430861I loved Warframe because I could grind for a few hours and get the premium currency equivalent of like 10 bucks all through trading, but they kept updating the game until it couldn't run on my PC anymore
>>499434092Too bad, yeah the director was obsessed with redoing the lighting engine a million times. If you have a console you can play it on console with cross save now
>>499430640worlo warcraf
>>499430640I've been playing Bully
>/tf2g/ - Gamedev and past-time
super deluxe ebony mega double bubble donk bertha booty
>>499435047better than the schizofest that occurs every time the slavs wake up
>>499430640you should get a job and try to be normal imo
I have autismI will never be "normal"lol
waaaaaaaaa
>>499427392They better make it 5,000 instead of 4,000
>>499427392What item did he sold(?) that was $1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaUJPi-RZxQ
>>499435484here's a secret: the "autism" you have isn't real. you're just weird and might be choking down a bunch of pills that can't cure you being socially inept. the only cure is to go outside and learn how to not be weird.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qjUqqG_3L4
>sapped an engineer's sentry>got a lucky flickshot on his head with the amby and 1-shot him because he was already hurt (amby should have dmg rampup on crits to offset the dmg falloff so that this is the norm)>killed a soldier who was low on health with his back turned>headshot and 2-tapped a shart shot pyro coming up the stairs and got away thanks to the almighty spycicle (man I wish this thing had a reskin it's so fucking ugly)it almost makes dying 80 times a week to people not even aiming at you feel worth it
On a side note, why did Valve remove spycicle's silent killer attribute? You could hear spy backstabbing people with it anyway.
>>499442269god hates spy
Boy do I sure hate women and minorities, my fellow Team Fortress 2 gamers. Anybody want to commit a terrorism with me?
What happened to the prophunt thing last year. Was that meant to be more Smissmas? Barely ever looked into it just heard about it herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qvSb1Al_sE
>>499435484no, you are just under prescription so you pay for some meds for the rest of your life
Is the 500 damage in 1 life objective bugged on graveyardI'm pretty sure I blasted enough pumpkins to get it but it doesnt work
>>499444230No, read it again.
>>499444230I did it 3 times earlier today so no
>>499443401it was just a set of vscript maps that were put up on the workshop around smissmas with the intent that eric would add themzesty preemptively made a video saying they shouldn't be added to the game
Fuck... TF2 without elmaxo... is there even a point...?
>>499442849interdasting post
>>499435283>every time the slavs wake upIts like 5amMore like american before bedtime
>>499435047tf2g has long, long since entered the era of being a small community held together by the common interest of tf2,been in and out for the past 7~ years and would gladly take some off topic shit every now and again breaking up tf2 discussion over constant eceleb drama,that shit is fine too but we can't go half a thread without retards veering the discussion back to zesty and his gaggle of gooners.
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>>4994273927 years ago whoah
>>499427392Is he really black?
>>499427392is he really back.... pack
>>499448736no he actually looks like rick harrison from pawn stars
>>499415376>zi with a group of friends>all go spy and just instakill whoever we wantit's just that easy
Redpill me on Team Fortress 2 Youtube and Internet Personality Zesty Jesus.
the guy calls himself zesty jesusnuff said
>>499443401It was kinda slapped together without much thought in the hopes that Valve would just accept it like VSH in Summer and ZI in Fall. There wasn't much thought put it into balancing every class being playable and having some special ability (regular prop hunt is Scouts vs Pyros for a reason). That helped Zesty successfully build a case that it shouldn't be accepted, and it got downvoted to hell. I'm not against Prop Hunt as a concept but it works better when it's only Scouts vs Pyros in the community version.
>>499449039People hated him because he spoke the truth
Help... I'm being held hostage by compCHADS... they took my mad milk..
Does anyone know where I can download the old version of the Freaky Fair map? The new version sometimes removes my player upgrades between lives.
>>499448635It's in reference to this https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=227323>>499448736https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tooY9nLezL0
is that an original in your loadout or are you just happy to see me
>>499454067funny penis rocket launcher was such a wacky and zany thing to be added to tf2
>>499449039>Started as a small tf2ber uploading random clips>Got traction with weapon essay videos>First breakthrough was criticizing Faceit while other tf2bers were blindly shilling it because free merch>Turns to controversial topics like the state of the game (cosmetics, warpaints, comp)>Quickly gets the Emporium and others riled up>Becomes the controversial tf2ber when people find out he said nigga once and typed tranny on discord (and had to contain his laughter from seeing a tranny heavy loadout)>Keeps doing what he does
>>499450864i could take some more mad milk from you if youre interested :P
>>499450864Mad milk what's that? Some kind of casual lingo I'm too competitive to understand?
>>499451409...so you can play by yourself?
Gravyβs good tonight
>>499454808what's wrong with that?
I still don't have the necro smasher, and I'm pretty sure I don't really care.
>>499455174but you can rename it the negro smasher and be le funny
>>499455174stay LOSING I guess
I still seethe over my younger self deleting all halloween achievement items for no fucking reasonnigga, I miss my HHH hat, my monoculus hat, and my fucking gibus
>>499455415It's super fucked up, especially with how limited backpack space was back then
>>499442269>You could hear spy backstabbing people with it anyway.>Valve remove spycicle's silent killer attributeyou answered ur own question dummy
>>499455174oof you had to be there
>>499442269why did they nerf the bison it wasnt even that goodits because valve is fucking restarted !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>499456216NTA, I was there and I'm still getting these achievements lmao
>>499456248The bison was not neato
>still no strange necro smasher>still no strange sharp dresser>still no strange negromo napalmer>still no strange big kill>still no strange lugermorphits not fair
>>499442269Made Soldiers seethe, same as every other thing they've ever nerfed except the bison>>499456248Because they hate the pomson and the bison got caught in the crossfire
>>499455415this minus the gibus but plus the choo choo steam hat from foundry
i reset my strange kill counts every month so I can constantly receive dopamine from getting notifications that they're leveling up
>new items dropThat means Eric is playing the game!
>>499456619Why don't get a new strange every month? That would be cooler.
>>499456795if anything they'd get put into those super limited crates that are hundreds of dollars now yes im still mad about the kritzkrieg
>>499456910>>499456910>>499456910New ded
>>499456795Why would I do that? That's a waste of cash and I already have all the stranges I want
>>499419905this post is cursedI literally emailed Eric 2 days ago saying that payload race and player destruction should be added to the core gamemodes list because they embody core tf2 with reasons why
>>499448136how does it feel to be free from the 100 days slop anon?
