Ghost Fort Edition>NewsScream Fortress 2024 is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=230553More bug fixes: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=230932>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Team Funtress: fun.tf2.host (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://teamfortress.tv/33738Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Creators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>499208626
I want to rape Eric!
I think I wanna main Heavy now too. I just need a Medic on me at all times to do it proper
Fool! Find the gargoyle!
GET ON THE FREAKIN' POINT, DUMBASS!
>>499457167would boink
>>499457167>cleft lip trannyplease kill yourself and this guy with the payload bomb on plr_balloonrace_r41p
Zombie miss pauling...
when i take melatonin i like to pretend i'm taking emesis diazepam
3 NIGASON CART
>>499457424Voodoo cursed souls, S-Rank, that's grisly, darkly comedic stuff... fits tf2's tone perfectly.
wacky chuck e cheese party modes
>>499458013this is what tf2 should be like
Let's be honest here, we are not so different from them. We also have these kind of retards.
>>499457354blind or just stupid?
>>499458141i look like heavy in real life
gen z is cancelling tf2
>>499458356ayo this tf2 shit be bussin fr fr :skull:
>>499458356again?
>>499458356gen z can't even cancel their twitch subscriptions because they're too fucking dumb
>>499458153stupid or just blind? that's a man. my sincere condolences if that is somehow a "woman" cuz she has resting man face
>>499458636>brain rottedit's terminal, my condolences.
>>499454808Itβs so I can make a mod of the map with custom rules and I donβt think I feel comfortable doing so with this bug in place. So does anyone still have an old version of Freaky Fair?
>>499460428...and play by yourself?
>>499457167would
>finally build up courage to ask out a cute girl in my class>she awkwardly stares at me and makes a slightly revolting face>"oh umm, i'm not so sure, i have something to do on that day">turns and walks away before i could respondidk why i even try anymoretf2 is all i have now
>>499460781Itβs a mod Iβd be making for 18v18 comp matches and a community server I frequent.
>>499457167god i wish that were me
Fuck Miss Pauling. Get head from Miss Pauling. Highlight Miss Pauling posters. Fuck Miss Pauling on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Snap off Miss Paulings bra. Follow Miss Pauling threads. ERP with Miss Pauling posters. Cum inside Miss Pauling. Hang Miss Pauling in shibari bondage. Have Miss Pauling make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into Miss Pauling. Fry Miss Paulings brains with sex. Toss Miss Paulings salad. Urinate into Miss Paulings mouth (she's into it). Judo throw Miss Pauling onto a bed. Blackmail Miss Pauling into sex with their dox. Twist Miss Paulings nipples. Report your love for Miss Pauling to Valve. Always uber Miss Pauling. Split Miss Paulings legs in half. Sexually heal Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling surprise buttsex. Critically hit Miss Pauling in the womb. Impregnate Miss Pauling. Get trapped into sex by demon Miss Pauling from the underworld. Dump sperm into Miss Paulings cum dumpster. Submerge Miss Pauling into a vat of cum. Eat Miss Paulings pussy. Dissect Miss Paulings clothes off. Dominate Miss Pauling after defeating a bread monster. Slap Miss Paulings face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give Miss Pauling prom dates. Make Miss Pauling suck'em. Cream inside Miss Paulings' holes. Lobotomize Miss Pauling into a sex slave. Mandatory slut training for Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling your love paste. Drown Miss Pauling in mad milk. Whip Miss Paulings ass with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with Miss Pauling. Invite Miss Pauling to your mvm lobby. Feed Miss Pauling your semen. Give Miss Pauling your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck Miss Pauling like an alligator. Slice Miss Paulings clothes off with the half-zatoichi. Clone Miss Pauling to have 2 of your favourite fuck buddy. Listen to Miss Paulings farts through the ConTracker.
>>499457354>>499458636that's not a cleft lip that's blood from her nose dumbass
>>499462307this but fempyro
>>499458356i was involved with a game community for about 5 or 6 years that saw a steady growth of zoomers picking the game up, starting unnecessary bitchy drama including 30+ page documents, accusations of child grooming, use of 'slurs' and so on, culminating in the winners of a major first party tournament being stripped of their title based on a handful of screenshots and a video clip alleging racism from before they won the eventcatering to the lowest common denominator is retarded and is why esports is going to collapse like the soviet union
>>499463457his*I know, it looks like a cleft lip though
>>499462307this but anon
How was your hunt? i got some that I wanted and A LOT of dupes.
Remove needing stars to unlock Halloween contracts. If the previous contract is finished, the next is unlocked.Add a shop to spend your stars at. Contracts still award the pumpkin. Stars can be used to purchase a random Halloween cosmetic for a specific class. Legacy Halloween rewards such as the paper masks can be purchased directly. OG costume sets cost an obscene amount of stars.
>>499465590Well I didn't get the masks that I needed but finally got the tutu back! after transmuting by error years ago!
>matchmakes you into server on last round with round about to be over in 10 seconds:3c
>>499469181>10s to winez
>>499460925>playing smash bros with fellow nerds>destorying them as usual>cute girl I've never met before teleports behind me and asks if I'm Anon>i say yes>apparently her parents' friends' friends knew my parents>she invites me to a burger place>we've been dating for almost a year nowidk why guys even trygirls will literally ask you out if you leave your room and have decent hygieneunfortunately the only tf2 players who do this are scout mains
>>499469181>waited 10 minutes for this>you were only queueing for that map>everybody votes for another
>anon really think a woman cosplaying scout is trannyI hope you never get in contant with anyone irl cause it seems you would get police called on your ass with that attitudeSkyminSlash literally made a video on this topic so go see it
>>499470460(s)he does look slightly off...
>bigass jaw>5 o'clock shadow>shoulders wider than hips>skinnyfat>gross ass room>cromagnon knucklesthis is a man, or at the very least an australian "woman"
>>499465590I got:>voodoo cursed pyro>beep man>demo paper mask>voodoo engineer>second opinion >completed invisible rogue >sniper paper mask>kritz or treat canteen>soul of 'spensers past>bat outta hell>heavy paper mask>haunted voodoo heavy>completed sun king>tiny texan This was after turning a ton of shit I didn't want into something I did want. My most wanted roll was for Archimedes the Undying but my luck wasn't there. Overall I'm pretty alright with what I got.
>>499471159I think you didn't get my posttruly brainrotted individual
I could have sworn I saw a vintage concheror on scrap.tf for 30 refined last week. I didn't get it because I didn't know how much these were worth.
>>499471186>My most wanted roll was for Archimedes the UndyingThe zombie pets do look nasty
>>499472359Archimedes the Undying is fun though because he has voice lines. I equip him with the Second Opinion for maximum Medic kino lines
>>499458356gen z isn't even real dude
>>499472481oh I didn't know that
>>499458356I love tf2 and im gen zam i cooked or am i cooking
>>499473514you're cooking your brain by spending your youth posting here
>>499473514you're fucked because you talk like a retard
/tf2g/, say something smart. I'll wait.
>>499474191The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side
>>499474191my epic
>>4994741912+2=4 I think.
>>499474191heavy eat samndiwhc
>>499474383That's a RIGHT triangle ya idiot
>>499471156she has fempyro proportions, it's no wonder those faggots are drooling over the most mannish looking "wombman" i've ever seen cosplaying scout.
how is this not considered market manipulation
>>499474701no if she actually had fempyro proportions she'd be hot
>>499474191something smart. I'll wait.
wait i just found out there's actually people that find heavy attractive? Like, what the hell....
>>499475335would
>>499475335I donβt find any of the mercs attractive because they have too much murderous personality for my liking.If they were girls then it would be hot, but they arenβt girls. Also Rule63 feels wrong in this case so Iβm not into femscout or anything.
>>499474191uh... okay
is marketplace.tf down right now? i just ordered some shit and tried to refresh, can't get the rest of my items because google is blocking their domain right now.
>>499475719>If they were girls then it would be hot, but they arenβt girls. Also Rule63 feels wrong in this caseValve has called Pyro a girl many times so that one makes the most sense and yes it is hot.
>>499476073works on my machine
>>499476340I was actually going to amend my post and say Fempyro is the only exception because actual Pyro has no personality to go along with the psychotic murdering.And that Pyro being retarded (like a woman) and the joke of not having a stated gender makes fempyro okay in my books.
>>499476793Yeah I agree. I was never into femscout or the other r63's as much but fempyro works with the source material.
>>499474707>tradermainsjust get a job
>>499474707Probably a bot. Every single bot is programmed to do this, unabashedly and unashamedly. Keep up simultaneous listings of buying really low and selling high. Trading sucks now.
>>499479151He's not a bot, he has a seperate bot account to do the same thing. And even if he was, each bot is owned by someone who's doing the same thing.
>>499479936Well either way it's not called out because everybody does it now.
>>499479936then he's just your average trader mainconsider spending your money on irl assets instead of wasting it on ingame pixels
what an odd remark
.
>>499484132I do not recognize this mann.
>>499474191pootis
>>499457167that's a man!
>>499474068>retardi have autism so yes, im retarded by default settings :grin:
>>499494575>:grin:the fuck does this even mean
>>499474191Plus two!...hundred!
>>499494651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>499494651bro's trying to use discord emojis outside of discord (skull emoji)
Can someone come up with a better desc for my black box? I tried to make a MGR:R reference but I can't think of anything else other than this. Crutchmachines? Blackboxmachines?
>>499494882"HRT, bigot! It injects directly into my bloodstream in response to basedfacing at Reddit button mashers!"
I'll let you guess what's on his profile
>>499494826>discord emojisah yes, discord invented emojis:skull:
>>499495029no but it's the reason why he's using the colon syntax.... real MSN chads remember the parenthesis syntax (H)
>>499495026Why does this hat remind me of that one person, that commisioned porn of his character with a custom unusual effect (i always fucking forget the name of the artist)
I like helltrain
Which sitting pyro taunt is best, I already have 7/8 slots used so i can only get one more and i dont like switchingBalloonibouncer, Pool Party or Roasty Toasty, all of them are neat but i dont know which one to buy, im gonna get extra bucks next week so i have time to think
>>499474191Freaky Fortress is still bugged because player upgrades can reset between lives. Iβd like to find a link to the older version of it so I can make a mod of it, infinite money glitch be damned, especially since it would be used on servers with greater moderation.
>>499495026Nobody actually buys these new slop spam unusuals for that price righ->buy orders ranges from 120-150 keys
>>499497741it's an all class and the effect is a burning flames copycat, it has high chances of being bought
>Be Robin Atkin Downes a top-tier VA who voiced serious roles like Miller in Metal Gear Solid>Could get any VA job he wanted >Yet still, he decides to suck valve off and hang out with washed out TF2 VA grandpas FOR FREEI don't believe he's not getting paid by someone to do that shit, it's just so weirdhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EgVnUc9KZA
>>499498594could also just be that e-fame is a egoboosting drug, I don't think his other rolls would get him 108k views and 1.4k comments sucking him off on youtube like that vid
>play medic>get treated like I'm disposableI now understand why no one plays him in pubs.
>>499498594>>499499263he enjoys the characterstop posting nerds
>>499498594Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel frequent updates and balance changes... even new weapons... The game I've lost... steam friends I've lost... won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you?
I want to buy Halloween keys so bad until I remember unusuals are a 1% drop and everything else in the crate is probably both worthless and tasteless cosmetics I would never just pay $1 for on their own
>>499501192I already got 2 taunt unusualifiers.
>>499501192I have unboxed 2 unusual hats, and I practically never gamble. Just saying.
>>499502392I don't even know what that FUCKING MEANS AND WHY DO SKIN BOXES EXIST EITHER THIS GAME GOT TOO NEWFANGLED>>49950261899% of hats give up before being worn
>yoooo i just unboxed a strange unusual mr shoulder kitty with the effect spooky scary witch, this must be worth like 200 tf2 keys!!
i will forever be edgy 12 year old and i will say the n-word on your chat
>>499474191You can use a decent amount of halloween items in the "Rebuild Headgear" recipe. I currently have 19 untradable hats because of this
>Strange Part: Trannies with pronouns in his name killed
why are souls the way they are?like why aren't they like normal contract points? 70% of the time when i kill someone i don't get the soul point because i died before i could grab the point so i don't make any contract progress
>>499501192just buy an unusual variant of a hat you like, chances are it will increase in price with time, that's been the case for all of mine
New 'stick uphttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D18pEDJ_B2g&feature=youtu.be
>>499507131Pro tip- DONT DIE RETARD
>>499497045pool party
What does the ΠΌΠΈΡa on the heavy car taunt mean
based or cringe?
>>499508119Good video, I used to main the black box and what he says is true. Although I've become much better at dodging damage, so now I use stock + boats>>499509651Fallen into greed and probably view bots. I can't think of any tf2 youtuber "worth watching" that shoves underage gambling site ads at you like him
>>499509651greed claims another victim
>>499509651BASED
tfw my scout loadout is middle b tier
>>499510776what?
>>499509743>>499509813>greedqrd? i haven't watched nislt in like 10 years
>>499510816zesty cosmetics tier list video
>>499511017>>499510816Petition to add important Zesty videos to the OP of the thread
>>499510952he got sponsors for his vids or something and the chuds are mad
I don't think I've ever once in my life played a cursed cove match with 12 players on either team
oops wrong thread
>>499512282Best Souls, stay anon
>be me>want to play TF2>check community servers>look for good servers for a vanilla experience>check favourites>all empty>look for new servers>search by region>barely more than 12 servers with players>either trade servers or 24/7 CTF or Hightower with 2-3 people max>search by ping instead>find decent server>300+ despite filtering by 100 or less ping>give up on community server browser>attempt to play casual>any map that isn't payload or dustbowl will take forever to queue for>attempt anyway>40 minutes pass>find 5CP server>8 players total>nobody else joining>server becomes empty within 3 minutes>mfw I wasted almost an hour of my time waiting to play the game only to get a total of 2 minutes in a half empty lobbyI cant fucking wait for Casual to just die already, I eagerly await the revival of good vanilla community servers.
>>499511928Le money bad! Exploiting underage!!
>>499514221Posted from New York.
Aw, y-ya know what would hit the spot? Cunny! It's delicious!
>>499514221yes, baiting faggot
I just realized you can't see the casual badges in the scoreboard after the UI update
>>499509651I ran into this guy twice and he canβt function without a pocket medic. Heβs also a massive coward and will just flee from enemies better than him to farm fresh installs for his 20 kill streak video
>>499499517I remember someone once commenting "Medic is just a walking dispenser" and i think i got an aneurysm and left midway match
>>499509651I think i only watched one or two of his videos and it was ages agoback then he felt like a Cwitchy ripoff if im being honest...
It's a while i don't play this game. Just started yesterday and noticed that there aren't bots anymore. How did valve got rid of them and why it took so long?
>>499518247Valve asked John Bothoster to please stop. They got lost trying to find his house because they were holding the map upside down.
why did valve release so many halloween maps now everything takes six gorillion years to queue
>>499506986VALVE PLSALL WOULD BE FORGIVEN
>>499519649Don't ask questions, just consume map then get excited for next year map
>>499513414Thanks Jill!
>>499509651He was the precursor to the clip dump trendHis content wasn't bad, just nothing special either. Haven't watched him in agesFor some reason I fondly remember his "100 ways to kill Medic in TF2" video
>>499518247Turns out bothosters aren't 400 IQ unbeatable geniuses but minimum wage script kiddies that scattered like roaches after Valve went after them
>>499506986this would probably worth so many keys too...
>reinstall TF2 for the first time in YEARS>my weapon inventory is barebones as fuck because I stupidly gave all my shit away>even the gibus, despite not caring for cosmeticsI am a fucking fool
>>499526547make an alt.?
>>499526740Fuck no, I'm too attached (and autistic) to my steam account
>>499526825you can keep both y'knowand just play tf2 on the alt. so you can get the 1-time achievement items back
>>499474191it's her turn
>>499474191for sale: baby shoes, never worn
>>499474191Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt
>>499474191if fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight
>>499529987who said that
>>499531984Me
>>499532051damn you gotta like trademark that shit or sumn
>>499532261But i'm literally Sun Tzu
>>499532597oh shit I didn't know Japanese people browsed this place!
>>499526547this is why you never "quit" anything
> The Legend of Bing Onions: A TF2 Story
the legend of my friend I paid $20 to pretend to be autistic
>pretend
If he hired me to be Bing Onions I wouldn't have had to pretend to be autistic
>>499499517I play medic because I can't aim and only know how to play healers
Autism is my super power
>I (almost) get uber>my healing target gets ahead of himself, fucks up and dies> I suffer because of itThis class is so miserable to play unless you're playing with friends so you know they won't leave you for dead.
>>499535479Just refuse to pocket Soldiers. Give them heals and buffs, but never trust one enough for an Uber pop cause 50% of the time, they'll jump away. 35% of the time, they'll stay alongside you but proceed to get 0 kills. 10% of the time, they'll get a couple of killsOnly 5% of the time will you find a wonderful Soldier main who stays grounded and gets 4+ kills a pop
>>499499517>top scoring as medic>some soldier shitter with half my points starts talking shit, saying im not doing anything while the whole team is pinned>he goes medic>rage quits when he realizes he doesnt know how to click and heal properly It was an enlightening experience.
>>499535479i would rather suffer cbt than play medic, don't know what convinced you to do it in the first place
>>499536065lmaoWhy do soldier mains act as retarded as soldier
>>499535774I think you might be right.>>499536101He's can sometimes be quite fun. Earlier this day while playing on Doublecross I ubered a sniper and he got like 3 melee kills on multiple occasions. It was hilarious.
>>499536443easy classshoot feet to kill so they dont have to use more than 2 braincells
>>499535479the clip is your fault for not disengaging sooner. you should retreat as soon as the soldier jumps instead but you dick around and even try to go into a losing fight. casual players having zero judgement is not an excuse for you to also have none
>>499536065of course he has half your points, you get points just for healing and leeching off others
>>499537238Yeah but if he was good at anything but clicking feet, he would have been able to leech off enough players to top score.
>>499536575>It was your fault even though the soldier jumped into the whole enemy team when you both could've made an escape if he just waited for 3 seconds.
>>499537719yes. learn to account for others' mistakes or you will never be good
>>499537710the skills are not transferableone is prediction, the other is positioning
>hud shat itself after the scream fortress update>creator hasn't been active for 3+ yearswell shit
I think I can count on one hand the number of Halloween maps I like.
>>499538276Yes, and thatβs why the Soldier shouldnβt be shit talking and rage quitting when realizing that he didnβt know how to play Medic.
>>499538770my hud's creator hasn't been active in 7 years
people who say medic is stressful or not fun obsess too much over ubercharge
Never post Pizzelle ever again
TF2's player base isn't large enough to support nearly 200 unique official maps. Valve needs to cull some maps from Casual or introduce a Featured Maps section to queue or something.
Dustbowl 24/7 for Featured Maps.
>>499538276one is pressing m1, the other is pressing m1 and pressing m2 every 40 secondsvery difficult skills indeed
>>499538838you're not understanding the simple concept of apples to orangesi think we've discovered that while soldiers are retarded, medics are dunning kruger retarded
>>499539741Dustbowl will be played constantly regardless if it's featured or not. I think the Featured Maps section should feature a mix of popular and unpopular maps and should chance weekly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wL0xtgDwUQ
>>499539897The soldier didnβt understand. Instead of just going Medic to help, he talked shit and then switched to Medic. He realized he talked shit without having skill in Medic, and then raged quit the match.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SfsJ0X-2fk
Skybox doesn't have any good spots for a gigantic image.
>>499541561finally some good coomer maps
Okay, I'm pretty happy with this year's skybox, all I have left is the loot wall and the hall of champions updates.
>>499541561Total (Py)bro Mating?
>>499542541That's the name of the trade server I've been a part of for like 14 years, but keep em cooming.
>>499542541no, total (py)bro minating
it's a little buggy in places but overall it does hit those silent hill 2 notes I wanted.
>>499540674I never said that didn't happen, I said you didn't understand the difference between apples and oranges, because you assumed shooting the floor translates to being able to position properly as medic
What do I name my reserve shooter i cant think of anything funy
>>499543686gmod kino
>>499544329>this gun has a flaccid sound
>>499544329shotgun... of death!!description: i have killed like 1000000 (ish) players with this!!
>>499544329hahaha fuck you
>>499544935im saving this for my diamondback actually
>>499544272But I do understand everything youβre saying, you insist that I donβt however.The root of this entire conversation is that he shit talked, switched classes to prove his supposed superiority, failed to do that, and fled. These are entirely his actions, not mine.
Does the bots are back yet or no?
>>499544329uncle dane sex trafficking scandal
>>499545190gem
>>499545171I've seen a few cheaters here and there but no endless bot waves
>>499544329cant use stock cause Umm... errrr.... annoooo....
the will never know this feel
>>499544329Vintage Flare Gun
Does Medic takes skill?
>>499544329Neet Skeet
>>499545625None of the TF2 classes take skill to play at a passable level.
>>499545743you don't have the skill to play TF2 at a passable level
>>499545935Why would you hecking say that chud???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4lk5uhpcE0
So the bots crisis being solved achieved absolutely nothing, player counts are stagnant and there are also still massive numbers of idlebots that have gone untouched.
>>499458356I'm gen z and I've wasted my youth on this game to learn English and because I was living amongst people who are boring as shit.>>499474191Devs have admitted to cancelling grenades because they were making the gameplay worse and upon their removal tf2 became significantly better.By that logic, removing demo would only be an improvement.
>>499546439>solved achieved absolutely nothingexcept the whole being playable part
>>499546634replied to bait award
>>499474191In the 1960's, blacks were 11% of the US population. TF2 is set in the 1960's(1968 to be exact) and blacks represent roughly 11% of the TF2 roster.Yes this is a retard post but it's also factually correct.
>>499545141You don't tho
in the interest of lore accuracy and game balance, valve should remove scout's head hitbox from the game
>>499547128If we're talking hitbox fixes I want the huntsman to use the hitbox and not the bounding box first
What if instead of hitbox it was called chudbox and could only be interacted with by sufficiently chuddy mercs? That means no fagpyro, frenheavy and transmedic.
>TF2-related media>Multiple millions of views, thousands of upvotes>Still rears its head as a game in the zeitgeist, referenced in comics, shitposts, etc>TF2>A handful of playersIs this a media """bubble"""? Will it eventually pop like Halo having faded into obscurity?
Is "Big Kill" the single most soulful weapon name in the game? In my opinion nothing else even comes close to comparing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWwdidiSAEU&t=1s
>>499548098change it to big nigger
>>499546947But I do, because the root of this entire conversation is that he shit talked, switched classes to prove his supposed superiority, failed to do that, and fled. These are entirely his actions, not mine.
>>499547183it'd be useless then
>>499549242It's not, trying to change it to be is just digging your hole deeper. Every (you) you give me is just confirming it
>>499549895>The chokepoint spam instakill weapon will be useless if we don't let it teleport into people's heads
>>499544329The Contrarian's Choice
>>499550060>It's notBut it is because the root of this entire conversation is that he shit talked, switched classes to prove his supposed superiority, failed to do that, and fled.
>>499541561Soft core porn on TBM wasn't on my bingo for this year...
>>499550109Yeah? It'd be improbable to hit headshots with it otherwise. If it was as busted as people complain then every sniper would use it instead of the sniper rifle
>>499550806the sniper rifle is even more busted
Every time I play Scout and get run over by a W+M1 Pyro I just wish she would come back all full of whimsy and rip a fat shredder of a shitbrap onto my deathcam. Like a last farewell, calling card, and taunt all in one.
>>499551209this but soldier
>>499535479That's why I never play medic unless there's a heavy. I get screwed over so much by soldiers rocket jumping away.
>>499551101no argument here
>>499548098too cartoony. thankfully there's a mod that stylizes it within tf2's art direction along with the luger
>>499541561based regardless
>>499554014>he says, posting a visual mod that takes both the gun and the spy's suit out of tf2's art style
>>499554341silence, piglet
How does Pyro refill the Gas Passer?
>>499554683Very carefully
gas passer but instead of being a throwable you press the reload key when it's full and it tops off your ammo and turns all reflected projectiles into crits for a short time
>>499521134Then I hope by next year, Valve will have fixed the inability to retain player upgrades in βFreaky Fairβ.
i liked freaky fair me and my friend were giggling about the name the whole time we were doing the contract
>>499554683fempyro fills it up by... erm, well, you know!
>>499550673bro that's not even porn and the same image was there in the summer if you want softcore there was also this in 2021https://files.catbox.moe/78s5yh.jpg
>>499554683fart build up in her suit
>>499554683she pisses into the can like sniper but her piss is gasoline
>>499535479as a medic, your life is 10x more valuable than the rest of your team combined. this is the mindset i always have when i play medic, if theres even a slight chance that im gonna die, lose my uber etc i am the fuck out. NEVER trust pubbers...
mmm another wonderful meal of random 7v7 match with 100 hour retards. thank you valve!
>>499558534Eat it up piggy, more slop cosmetics and dogshit map spam coming with the Smissmas Update. Be there or be Deadlocked!
>>499558534Is it not...N E A T O ?
>gabe is bribing eric with pink cookies so that he keeps adding slop maps and slop cosmetics and slop war paints in an attempt to mindbreak the tf2 community into playing deadlock insteadγγγγ²γ€γ
>>499556902This is the only correct answer. Sweat would've also been acceptable
>>499559113>>499559286the game actually turned out pretty good so i revoke this comment
>>499535479>Visibly even CONSIDERING following a soldier rocket jumping into the entire enemy teamJust let those retards go off by themselves. If they turn out to be 100000 hour gods and manage to pull off the 1v5 and get back to you you can heal them back up as a reward and get ubercharge percentage off of it. If they die instantly it's what it is.
Uber target tier list:>S: Heavy>A: Demo, Soldier, SHITro>B: Gunboats Soldier, Scout>C: Scout (tied with) Demoknight, Engineer, Huntsman sniper>D: Sniper>God tier if right conditions: Medic, Spy>Troll: enemy spy
>>499560996>typed scout twiceI meant C tier, not B
>>499560996I think Heavy is too conditional to be S-tierA fully-reloaded Demo and a Pyro with more than 2 brain cells to rub together should take that spot. They can fire without slowing themselves down
>>499560996Iβd put Phlog Pyro on SS. It just brings pure salt every time when it kills like seven people, especially on Dustbowl.
>>499509651I donβt know who this guy is, but I just came across him commenting on another random tf2 video, and he canβt even form the most basic sentence, and he speaks in gay annoying manner (definitely looks like an esl thirdie) so I now think heβs a dumb fucking retard and I hate him. Yes, i came to this conclusion just from seeing him write one sentence (yes i hate retarded third worlders who can barely speak english)
>>499561386This. I prefer to uber demo and pyro because of their mobility I sometimes uber scout to be funny
>>499561981NISLT is a clip channel. People send in their cool or whatever demos to him and he makes clip compilations of them with some voice clips and sound effects from the game. He still does that but it's not as popular as it used to be.
i can't play deadlock because my computer is very bad
>>499560996It completely depends on the engagement. Assuming that the uber target always knows what he's doing, an ubered Scout can be one of the best options because he can't be controlled by a Pyro airblasting the two of you back, has the mobility to chase anyone fleeing, and can feel comfortable taking aim with as few other factors - having to position carefully and watch health - as possible. Ubering a Heavy, Soldier or Demoman can be detrimental if there's a Pyro to control them, or the engagement involves trying to destroy a distant sentry such as on Frontier last point.However I do think one benefit to a suboptimal uber in terms of kills is that it can be flashy and cause a distraction or threat that people feel they need to run away from even if they're not going to die, allowing the rest of your team to push or take up better positions. Heavy is great for this because he's big, loud and, in the minds of more casual or newer players, the best uber target.
>>499509651never ever forget his comment section. legendary
>>499562376When I first played tf2 I would almost always Uber the pyro since pyros are always ready to blindly charge the enemy team
>>499564856marge what happened
>>499565091>he wasnt there
>>499565346the only tf2ber i watch anymore I zesty I don't care much about tf2 YouTube anymore
>>499564856>legendaryif you're 14 yeah
>>499565702back in 2014? i probably was
>>499566748yeah i was 11 back then and i was a popular avatarfag in his comments.
>>499565346last time I saw this motherfucker was a couple years ago under one of devilleon7's videos of all places
>>499564530I can't play deadslop because it's an assfaggot dota 2 game (shit)
>>499567251based black pfp guy always saying "better than cod"
incoming BASED CHAD Soldier OLDGOD incoming... Soldier's Stash and Shotgun equipped; you know he's legit...
Strange part: e-celebs killed
>>499564856>>499565346>dude, le nolife loser typing generic unfunny meme comments to farm useless internet points lmao!hope these faggots died irl
dude, le nolife loser typing generic unfunny meme comments to farm useless internet points lmao!
>playing all night>keep seeing the same names in different gamesguys... how many of us are there, really?
>>499570484a week ago i was playing in helltower and there was a dude on my team named dragonite and I was like cool because dragonite is one of my favorite pokemon and later that night I was playing another game of Hightower and I saw dragonite again but when I said hi he got all confused
>>499565346how are they any different from picrel? Theyβre all terrible and annoying.
>>499570484It's all me with different accounts bro.
It feels uncomfortable that people younger than 4chan are browsing this general
>>499570987you better start posting your age nigga
>>499570886it was funny ritualposting. kill yourself
>>499570987ooooooo I'm 20 ooga booga spooky poky ooooooo
Miss the demofloyd memes
>>499570987seething grandpa
>>499572945i can't charge
Where's the anon who requests fempyro ass and tiddies
chauvin hale when he sees demo floyd
>>499574658I think he comes on later usually
>>499544329Anti-Air Device
>>499570987The passage of time sucks
Soldier and Medic... the Chad and Stacy of TF2... and I'm just a lowly Scoutcel...
>>499574658Where's the anon who requests to be fempyro
let me get this straight...so you guys are 30+ talking about fempyro and zesty jesus?
met too many rude players today. idk why people have such a reaction to me i barely even talk in chat
>>499576186Iβm only 27 and Iβm not a stupid faggot retard enough to talk about that shit.
>>499576472I have that option where chat is invisible unless you're typing a message because people kept saying weird shit in chat
engi was extremely overrated in that "most annoying class to fight" poll but that's the consequence of a general full of pyro and scout mains
>>499576472>t. ranny
>>499577610no
What if the sandman's ball did increased damage to buildings? It even fits thematically as delinquents playing baseball frequently broke people's windows with the ball
>>499576472What's your display name?
>>499577792guarantee your name or pfp is something stupid
>>499577820What if it stunned buildings, reducing turning and firing speed of sentries, like how it reduces player movement speed
>Anons complaining about rude people, and fempyro talkyou faggots just need to get together and jump off a bridge holding hands.
>>499578437Snowflake.
>>499577610sometimes people are rude to me but there's no way they would know I'm trans
i don't like fempyro or rude people either
>>499578437Stoic chad.
>>499535479Heal me as pyro. No promises about Uber or protection and I will overextend reliably, but think how juicy the tradea will be if I have a source of healing
I do like fempyro and don't care about rude people
>>499576472why can't you join in instead of seething about in on tf2g
>>499537238Healing is useful to the teamIf you want to be a k/dfag be one openly instead of obliquely complaining about pointsAnd yes teles are also useful for team and keeping one up is useful to allow fraggers to get to the front quick (which should help them get more points faster too)
>>499579232i do but i dont really get any satisfaction out of it
>>499578038also an option, however I want the ability to throw shit at minisentries and chunk their hp as scout more
>>499578691Everyone can tell>>499579264You don't get to brag about having more points as a support class
>>499545431Based
>>499578543Quite the opposite faggot. Last I check I don't care what people think and am not a drooling porn goblin
>>499579682Calm down bro, its just 4chan
>>499579682>Last I check I don't care what people thinkYet you got upset the moment someone called you a snowflake and are caring about a couple posts in the thread that don't interest you... curious
You are bad at TF2 if you can't outscore a support class, and engineer (defense class).
>Last I checkAyy slav's back
>>499580052Your post reminded me of a giga rapist battle engie I ran into in casual a week ago or soGuy was a fucking trooper I think he had a 17 bomb streak at one time
>>499545326Wish these came back instead of the gargoyles.
>>499580052I've always been bad at TF2.
>>499580531same. i am not a talented gamer
>People actually coom to FemPyroMan the OG tf2oomers really had it bad
>>499580052What if I am the top score with a support class?
>>499561681It should, it's bad enough phlog FAGS have their own kritz medic+ tiny Uber medic inside their primary weapon with no downside relevant to their actual personality
>>499580938Then everyone but you is bad.
>>499579862In the context of getting people to do better, yes I care. You have to be a faggot to focus on people being rude to let you do things you enjoy
>>499579604You do. Jump off a cliff k/dfag.
I routinely topscore as pyro and get round wins with 0.4 k/dOne time I tried the play with +w command thing and it barely affected my gameplayNo I don't just wm1, that would use up all my ammo quickly actuallyThere is just almost no situation where I genuinely benefit from moving backwards because I have a close range primary weapon and moving backwards wastes time where I could be killing or just respawning
>>499574658Still here and ever in need of fempyro, so thanks for taking the initiative.
>>499581918This is the player calling soldiers floorshooters
>>499580370you really don't>everyone on the map fighting each other over 1 randomly spawning gift>if you don't get it haha no halloween cosmetic for yooou>only spawns once every like 30 min
>>499582405I need all the images you have of that character. Also tell us about your loadouts alongside each image to keep it topical
>>499580771Nah you have it backwards, it's the zoomer TF2oomers that have it bad. Freaking out over a curvy woman in a skintight suit like it's somehow weird. Crazy.
i don't goon to tf2 because there's no girls in it or something like that yeah
>>499584886
i goon to tf2 because there's no girls in it or something like that yeah
what year did newfags stop saying fap and start saying goon
i wish there was some way to filter ESL posts
I remember when it was no fap november, but now it's no nut november This is a conversation I had in chat in the hit videogame TF2
>>499584886>>499585169Bro, your Administrator? Your Pauling?
>>499585721repressed transgender menno girls allowed
>>499582405happy to help as always, hopefully this gives you the boost to get your contracts done if you haven't already
>>499582572They changed that at some point before contracts so every player could pick it up. You could just farm Halloween items all day and didn't have to play on 50 different maps.
It's also one of the best-looking maps in the game.
>>499586337ai-generated post
>>499586645Frankenstein was about the powers of AI.
didnt askslop map with a thumbnail for ants
>>499582454I like playing against soldiers but I'm glad you got insecure kek
>>499586337I don't like it, one of my least favorite pd mapsUsed the Dracula blood gimmick on a map with a generic name instead of making a cool actually good Dracula castle map instead of a bowlMap has all the pointlessly enforced running around obscure stairways and passages to get between levels or move anywhere AND retarded open sightlines of Nucleus No sir I don't like it
I just popped a disgusting, enormous pimple on my dick like I pop Ubers, how should I feel?It smells like cheese too
>>499588051your parents hate you
>>499588051cleanest soldier main
>>499586769Al Franken?
so why cant i buy all the cheap keys after currency conversion from marketplace and then sell them on the community market for big profit?
>>499591495the tax eats your profit and also your dosh is now stuck in ur steam wallet
>>499591696its still profit after tax and i was going to buy things on steam anyways
>>499591495Economy 101 nigga
>>499593682try it then and then report back within the week using the username "Tradebro" with evidence on how you beat the system
>>499582739Sure thing. Been rocking Brass Beast and shotgun for funsies. Been debating which shotgun to stick with though.>>499585881Bless your heart, though I still have quite a few more to do. Damn queues
>doing contracts>see cursed cove and all of the payload maps>get upset thinking about itI wish I had the chicken keiv so I don't have to do contracts anymore
>>499595020It's okay anon, you can just buy a haunted one off the market for $63.59!
Are the Halloween contracts worth it? I'm debating if I want to grind for all of them
>>499596394no but you will do them anyway
>>499596435They're fun and your gargoyle hungers anywaysYou should have done them the first week but still can now Just queue all maps you need to finish, farm a few advanced objectives early on to have extra stars, and keep updating your map selections
I got a bunch of haunteds in a row but they're all garbo like the medic shaman mask or sniper paper mask
>enjoy playing medic>always end up scoring low because I swap heals often which usually means healing someone who's running away instead of actively shooting at someone, and flee at the slightest sign of danger while maybe shooting crossbow bolts at what might be following me>only ever really start to get points when the ubercharge is ready>will finish a match with around 15k healing done but sub 50 points and no medic dominations(lol)>really do enjoy playing medic because it's a unique playstyle and very effective and it directly fuels my altruistic complex but the low score all the time gets to meanyone else like this? sometimes I also just settle for running the overdose, for when I REALLY intend to play passively, because then spies won't catch up to me and I outrun several classes while backpedaling and shooting syringes at them to make them fuck off/blow medic's metaphorical rapewhistle for teammates to come help.
Saw this when going through my archives. This dude is probably still spending thousands on keys.
why do people have their viewmodel fov set at like 110 so their gun and arms stretch out to be like 20 feet long and you can see shit on the edges of the screen that the devs never intended like the soldier's left hand being crunched up on the left or the inside of the heavy's hand on his minigunsthis shit objectively aint look good and you also have more of your view blocked by the stretchy model
>>499604728What is his job?
>>499607093Idk but it must be 6 figures.
why don't online shooters let you gib faggots with fun explosive weapons anymore shit is so gay man
>>499609441>Esports>China>ideologues that genuinely think playing video games influences people to jerk off to weird shit or get violent because of satanic energy or evil chud energy or something Pick three.
>>499609574I don't understand how people still believe #3 when little shithead kids have been going onto liveleak for 2 decades
>>499609826The general public is retarded and needs a scapegoat instead of actually facing the problems
>>499609441Halo won.
>finish contracts on my main account>log into my F2P account to do some more>get called a cheater for airblasting>mfwI love pyro
>>499610971You will never meet a more virulent -ist or -phobe than a jilted progressive. The Clarence Thomas fiasco was particularly eye opening.
How do you turn off the the scoreboard scrolling? I don't know what setting I activated but i can't aim when it's up anymore.
>>499611365tf_scoreboard_mouse 2 or something like thatyou can aim but the first click gives scoreboard mouse control
>>499611557Thanks. Turns out it's 0 btw.
>>499609826>>499609996This, it doesn't matter what the kid does, it's always the parents looking for a scapegoat. Should I have paid more attention to the age rating? Should I have paid more attention to my son? No, it's clearly the game's fault for being violent. Decades of that moral outrage and people like Jack Thompson crusading against video games have led more games to play it safe to have mass appeal and avoid criticism.
>>499612082>portal 2 unchangedlol
>>499611063Actually true
I don't want my shades to white but don't want to be gaudy either. Should I pant them Team Spirit or Waterlogged Labcoat?
>>499612875If you're going with that Fro, do Team Spirit, it matches the headband
>>499612875Labcoat, contrast is desirable otherwise it just looks like a big lump of team colour on your head instead of distinct items.
>>499612875from looking at the thumbnail I say WL
>>499612875Waterlogged
Add Zoey L4D in TF2
>>499614454that's miss pauling
free profit for anyone who wants some extra ref
I thought these bots were programmed to automatically buy these up
>>499615173I don't know if bots know how to buy from other bots. They're programmed to wait for a user input
>>499615004my guess is that those two bots with outdated prices will decline the trade
>>499615173the tf2 market is nowhere near the same level as the irl stock market, and neither are its bots
>>499613358>>499613302>>499613147It is done.
>>499615397you'd be surprised, the vast majority of tf2 trading bots are programmed to blindly buy/sell any offers below/above a specific price up to a quota. those prices are manually set by the user, so if some trading bot hosters are asleep but others are awake when commonly traded items' prices change then you can easily scrape up a couple refs' worth of profiti've done this myself to get a bunch of paints + craft hats in the past
I have ALL the voicelines. Too bad I never play medic
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
BEEENDEEEEERRRRR
Dis will be de last time you see me nigga...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su9q2mmEVuU
Moved the invisible wall that separates the photobooth and corrals from the playable main area.
>>499616004I play medicyou can give me those if you dont want them
>>499604728who is this?
>>499625005Nice
mfw some tranny reported my name and i got 2 week name change ban
owned
Please post big fucking fem pyro knockers, I need fempyro knockers. I want to breed and knock up fem pyros.
>>499626636i look like this and say stuff like this
freaky fair is unplayablefuck you delfy
*stands on a control point and starts twerking*
>>499626318rookie, but did you know most times trannies have porn on their profile and you can report them. Also a pre-emptive report to alert Steam that they're a potential danger to children has netted me some positive ban results too :)
>>499626636Here you go anon, just zoom in to the profile pictures!
>>499627197Bless your heart anon, you're the best fellow sister....
>join match>team full of retards that dont spycheck or turn around at alleverytime
if you unironically or ironically watch tf2tuber you are underage also you don't even play the game
>>499628675>tf2tuberOh yeah? name one
Kill zombie pyros. Behead demon pyros with the eyelander. Stop pyros from getting gargoyles. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Defecate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in quicksand. Dump pyros into the grinder on mannhattan. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyro mains. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Kick a monkey pyro from your mvm lobby. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>499630638this but zombie soldier
>>499630638>Defecate into a pyros sandvichbruhj
why does gorge event look so good? it feels like the map has a post processing filter or something
>>499630638>>499631245>I. Eat. Your. Sandwic- PUWAHJ! Oohh, that's nasty! *scout death scream, meat slap sounds, splash into the 2fort sewer*
>>499628675I agree that TF2bers are slop but there's a saying "a broken clock is right twice a day" and the two TF2bers who are actually good are:>ZestyJesusZestyJesus is highly educated and his content is more intelligent than what gets put out by most TF2bers.>gabberAlthough a lot of his takes are low-IQ, he has no social filter so he says what needs to be heard.
>>499632370>Although a lot of his takes are low-IQbro... don't tell me you're an anti-sniper whiner... I thought you were a hero
I hate the ghost gimmick. There's nothing worse than randomly being rendered defenseless.
>>499632749No, I'm referring to his recent video where he blamed Gabe Newell for MyM without any evidence that he was responsible for the update and his idea that "TF2 is perfect as is" and doesn't need any updates (it does).
>gabe "i fuck raccoon plushies" gayben newell had nothing to do with thisHis logic is solid, i believe it
>>499624958Not his best work
>pick up gargoyle>nothing happenscool
>>499632370>ZestyJesusZesty is right about certain things but he tends to contradict himself from time to time. Sometimes it feels like he just likes to smell his own farts.>When did he start playing TF2 again?
>>499635274You missed the gargoyle
>>499635445He's rather young so probably no earlier than 2012
Hello /tf2g/I almost have one(1) copy of every Strange item in the gameThat is all
>>499635473it made the particles thoughi just got another one and the same thing happened so idk
>>499635661what're you missing
>>499635897The really expensive ones like Frying Pan, PDA, Machina, Gunslinger
>>499635563>no earlier than 2012The gag is that everytime he brings that up the story changes. Supposedly he's been playing TF2 ever since the game's launch but details he gives are always vary.
>>499636114Realistically it's 2012-2013
I've been playing since 2005
>>499635563>He's rather younghe's 30
I have been playing since launch, but I only played the first years at a friends house (he goes to a different school so you wouldn't know him)
>>499635986understandable. do you have a strange kritzkrieg?
>>499643152Yeah, but I lucked out on that, a friend who quit vidya completely after high school and athletemaxxed simply gave it to me
>>499643478damn. how about strange original/bison?
>>499643704Nope, it's another one of the really pricy ones I can't quite bring myself to shell out for
>>499644204fuck off
>>499644290bait or cheater apologist, kys regardless
>>499644204nypa
>>499644381Whatever, that link doesn't work anymore eitherway :)
>>499625217Archimo
https://youtu.be/pN5KJg6tx0o?si=N7dir94r3fsNNyKfNew femgie wife video :)
>>499626636
>>499650402based
>>499642787>danger shield lets you survive the rare 1-hit kill firestorm spell because it's fire damagejesus christ
>>499650938At least it's good for something, I don't even notice when it's there as pyro
>>499651165Frankly I don't see how you don't notice when it does a better job at being fireproof than pyro's passive, and makes them completely immune to being harassed by your flare gun
>>499650402I can fix her
>>499653243There is fire around them and I don't keep a mental note of how long each class should burn before dying I just strafemaxx while listening to the pleasant electro chorus and think "I fucked up" if I die to melee or quickscope because I knew going in that all of sniper's weapons are bullshit and I'd need to move spastically.When I go sniper it's either to kill annoying snipers or to run around throwing piss and then trying to mini crit bleed enemies to death with the shiv for the fun of it.I remember thinking "that's stupid fucking bullshit" when it was added to the game and mocking snipers who wore it like everyone else but after a few months I forgot it even existed. Everything related to sniper is bullshit anyways.
new kino just droppedhttps://youtu.be/8_6F1QdBCII>>499654038fair and balanced opinions
>>499654038>run around throwing piss and then trying to mini crit bleed enemies to death with the shiv for the fun of itI kveel...
keep fucking speedrunning the flag on helltrain and sending me back into the loading screen and warmup and end of match scren faggot keep doing that every fucking match thank you for that fucking asshole
>>499655119Neato!
>>499655119
>>499655119You get 5 points from cap simply by being alive when it happensMore than makes up for loading timesHad like four people in a lobby who could not understand this concept, that leaving Intel unguarded and letting scouts call while fragging down below is far and away the fastest method of finishing contracts.So tired of retards desperate to finish their contracts yet terrified to reload map.
>>499656953Nobody cares. Helltrain is one of the few fun maps, it has no reason to be speedrun to the loading screen.
>>499657205I just told you the reason you retard piece of shitProtip if not for late contractfags you wouldn't find a helltrain server because every other mouthbreather is busy pretending Toxic is a good mapSo shut up and stop complaining about people playing both the event and the objective, I don't want to hear another whimper out of you, you are completely in the wrong.Set up a nest in Intel or queue helltrain while playing it to find a server where people don't play the game
>>499656953wow! 15 points and then 3 minutes of waiting!
>>499657990but toxic is a good mapit would one of the best if the underworld shit didn't exist on it
>>499658903oh my science this is so lol !
>>499657990Your reasoning is flawed
I remember being retarded (still am, just less) and I would buy vintage or strange version of a hat or a weapon for the sake of it having a different font color.
>>499659692>he puts yellows in his loadouts
>>499660982wtf runescape stole the source engine missing texture
>>499660982After growing up I don't understand the purpose of following some random stats I have on my shotgun. I'm still retarded enough to fill my pride by purchasing hats so the little guy in bottom left corner has them.
>>499659692in 2012 i remember tricking someone to buy and scrap vintage weapons because they wanted the bugged vintage metal
>>499650402would marry
>>499662346As long as they used the opportunity of 2019 crate depression to get rich then they have redeemed themselves. I hate myself to this day for not playing TF2 on that day.
>>499650598>Fempyro gooners would rather fuck a corpse than have a normal relationship with a normal woman
>>499650402Polish women aren't all hideous but they definitely sound nicer than they look
@499642787Oh look another cringey Shallow God wannabe.
>>499658476You're not playing on a commodore 64 you lying faggot>>499658586It's just simply not that goodAnother needlessly huge and open for soldier to not have to think, but with inconvenient paths and drop downs mapThe side and lower area at point is okay but that's about itThe balconies are very poor and actively discourage interesting gameplay through an alternate routeIf they patched the hole in the long high balcony so heavymeds could get over it as reliably as other classes, and added a walkway or two over point with some fire down and drop down (with damage) opportunities it could be interesting, so long as they also kept said walkways open and vulnerableAs is the map is just okay
>>499659692A long time ago, I used to do loadouts like these so I could have a Rainbow loadout of sorts; A loadout full of different Qualities
>>499659469Actually that's you + gay
>>499662748Buy a couple of really low value unusuals off some trade site to feel like you're part of itFilter by some low max price and just look for what looks good to you, you wouldn't have unboxed good ones anyways
>>499663254In fairness to them have you talked to any women recently? I kind of get it.
>>499664240Not if I had an entire evening to do so + they were tradable until valve realized something is wrong. The only people who got rewarded were the bug abusers because they got to keep their unusual hats and not to mention first one was even tradable. Still unusuals were always ugly as fuck and never interested me, if I somehow got one then I'd sell it. The only one I'd ever keep would be scorching flames Texas ten gallon.
>>499663254>a normal woman
>>499654649>trolldier clipstopped watching right there
>>499663254>"normal" women nowadaysYeah, no thanks
>>499663914You can improve the set by painting the mask and chef hat the same color and make it look seamless
>>499664836You get what you deserve unusual hater
>>499666121I don't give a shit about that set lol, my main one is where it's at
>>499663254I am having a tragic daydream about this being posted by an actually woman like sort of cgl dweller and then her getting depressed about the emphatic replies going beyond the original subject
>>499666243>wears a neon vomit fursuit with a glowing neon ghost floating above his head
>>499632370zesty is a retarded faggot who thinks the huntsman's oneshot is balanced because "muh projectile" but has a problem with sniper rifles.
Just want to let everyone know that I got a monkey. Wish I could wear it year round, but oh well.
>>499666701Your tantrum just makes me happier you missed out
>>499666946There really need to be extra cosmetic slots available during Halloween, a lot of these "mates" can coexist but you can't wear a costume if you have too many
>>499666615How do I tell him...
>>499667154With words? are you retarded?
>>499667868Wouldn't want to hurt your ego but your pyro looks like dogshit. Anyone who wears that set can't be normal.
>tripfag with dogshit tastewow!
>>499666946I wish this one was not restrictedLOOK AT IT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3BdZDypDLgWhy did this fall off so hard? I only watched it when it came out and just remembered today. There's been plenty of other SFM that blew up and are remembered while nobody really gives a shit about Agent Gunn. I think the premise is cool and fits TF2 like a glove, but for whatever reason it just didn't leave any lasting impressions on me (and others apparently)Is the plot too bland or something? Or maybe the mercs being sidelined just made it forgettable?I personally like how it tried exploring how other mercenaries/spies/etc not affiliated with any pre-existing factions\ could be like in TF2.
>>499666896He's right>>499666948Nta, I didn't miss out
518635Boo hoo, whatever shall I do now that the poor folks don't like my loadout? :'(
Probably cower in terror at the thought of direct replying
OOOOUHHH we're just breaking balls 'ere
>>499663421nonsense, eastern european women are the most attractive on earth
>>499669138>the mercs being sidelined just made it forgettableThis. People like TF2 for the mercs and their personalities, not some guy's James Bond OC. The punchline was funny though, it just wasn't enough to cement the SFM in the TF2 zeitgeist. It was also released at the tail end of TF2's golden age, when most of the original hype for the game at large had long since been spent
714This is as direct as it gets
>>499663914>>499666615Ooh look at that, it's like an ad for mental health improvement: before and waayy before.
>>499669539>>499669885BOO!
>>499669962URNS!
The Gargoyle....
>>499670146IS GONE!
>>499669910Huge pop!!
Who wins in an arm wrestling match Heavy or Abrams
>>499669732An idea so true it's adherents must aggressively assert it constantly
>>499634206Imo i like it, his most popular videos are fnf ones so at least now he makes ytpmv's instead
>only got 1 paper mask from all my pumpkins and transmutes>it was a dupe
>>499635563>young>30it's not young but not that old either, give it couple years and he might be one of the oldest active tf2 players besides the voice actors
>>499671027meds i met a tradermain in his late 60she even scolded a younger player for cursing
>>499669138Just watched it. The fist fight felt slow, I didn't like the music throughout too much, and I thought it was kind of boring. Maybe it was the lack of dialogue.The small jokes and nods I saw were nice.>Shark room with laser beams>"Meating room">Teufort clock in villain roomThe grapple descent reminded me of MGS1 but I don't know if that counts.
>>499670862Are these things rare now or something?
>>499671572kinda, you have a 1/100+ chance of getting one from a halloween package
>>499665874>>499665107>>499664417Oh dear did the incel'cord all log on today?
>>499669138>I personally like how it tried exploring how other mercenaries/spies/etc not affiliated with any pre-existing factions\ could be like in TF2.I think that's the issue, it isn't TF2 (I know they technically show up at the end) so it fell under the radar. People watch the Saxxies with the expectation of seeing TF2 animations. If it was "Agent Gunn vs. the Mercenaries" instead, it probably would've been remembered better.
>>499671572>>499670862They are not rare. Next question.
>>499650402Nigdy jej nie oglΔ daΕem kontentu, raz jΔ spotkaΕem za to na casualu w 2023 jakoΕ przed summer updatem i powiedziaΕem hej ale poza tym to nie lubie polskich youtuberΓ³w z tf2, bo albo majΔ Εredni kontent albo nie majΔ kontentu od paru miesiΔcy/lat, ona to chyba jedyny youtuber co teraz jest aktywny w polsce bo ten caΕy Daliggowski juΕΌ nie gra, ciekawe jak dΕugo bΔdzie robiΔ kontent, musi na dwa kanaΕy bo wiadomo ΕΌe po angielsku wiΔcej ludzi obejrzy, moΕΌe jak jej zagraniczny kanaΕ wybije to przestanie po polsku nagrywaΔ/I've never watched her conent, but once I saw her on casual in 2023 before summer update and said to her hello but other than that I don't really like tf2 polish youtubers, because they either upload mediocre stuff or they don't even make content anymore for months/years, she's the only tf2tuber that is somewhat active nowdays in poland, because this whole Daliggowski guy doesn't play tf2 anymore, I wonder for how long will she continue making content since she needs to do it in both languages because more people will watch it in english, maybe if her english channel blows up she'll stop uploading in polish, we'll see about that
>>499671572yeah
>>499671095>late 60s>they can have grandkids who play tf2 with himpeak but also damn, i wonder if this person even plays tf2 besides trading
>>499671572no everyone got those for free forever ago
>first match of the day>kritz a soldier>dustbowl first, gates open>kritz a soldier>somehow he gets no kills>as soldier>with kritz>requeue>remember why i dont play fucking medic
>>499672361i think iremember hearing him talk about playing stuff like cs:go (we were all asking him questions since when else are you gonna talk to a 60 year old tf2 player) but he was also decked out like any other trader mainI distinctly remember him walking around with an aussie black box
>>499672615>dustbowlhuh..? it's october
>>499672615>>499535774
>>499670146>>499670308
>>499672680Soldier main who is in his 60s, truly we live in a tf2 setting
>>499666896You just need to ignore everything Zesty says about warpaints and Sniper and suddenly all of his takes are excellent, are based & redpilled, are valid, and take a W.
>>499671809>>499672170Huh...>>499671991>>499672602Them being 20-30 ref now is still surprising to me, but it's not like I kept up with them.>>499670862You have enough ref? I have some tradable dupes.
>>499672859>it's on a newer halloween map, so it could be any number of stupid places, like tucked in a closet on a side path, or all the way back at 1st spawn, or almost clipped inside a prop
>>499673101I've given up on looking for them all together.
>>499672949But war paints and sniper are the few things he's right about?
>queue for normal maps since im dont with halloween contracts and i want to take a break for the day>suddenly im in teams full of retards who dont know how to press m2 (medics/pyros), don't turn around to see if the enemies are backcapping/flanking (scouts/soldiers/demos + pocket) and retards who just go on frontlines only to get killed 3 seconds laterwhat happened here, i know this update is one of the 1st ever to have no bots but is the tf2 playerbase this fucking bad if its not in the "le cool halloween maps"?
>>499673101it's the ultimate gambling when you almost finished your contract: search around in a shitty map to gain +20 souls free or try to play (rot) there to get 20 lucky kills/assist
>>499671572Yes and no. The only way to get them now is through transmutes and contract pumpkins when before it was a guaranteed drop from the Haunted Halloween Gift on Mann Manor.They really need to bring the HHG back for the OG Scream Fortress maps and make it a gargoyle for the rest of them.
>>499673631Maybe you're the bad the ons
>>499673068>20-30 ref nowthats like 1 scrap back in the day
>>499673830>onsyou're saying i'm a hooker?
>>499672753yeah anon all those halloween maps people are playing
>>499673631Halloween brings people out of hibernation. I haven't played since July.
>>499674162the absolute state of scream fortress enjoyersKWABS
Is it worth it to trade for some cheap craft hats to use in transmutes for a few extra rolls?
>>499674293now mostly craft hats got sold by bots as 1.66 price which is fuckin ridicolous
>>499674293Youβll get dogshit like the Jupiter Jumpers like nine times.And when you transmute those youβll get three Jupiter Jumpers.If youβre lucky, maybe that final transmute will get you a haunted Jupiter Jumpers. So the answer is no.
>>499673279Zesty's warpaint reviews are a complete scattergraph: no logic, no consistency. One vibrant warpaint could be "rainbow vomit", another could be completely acceptable.
>>499674162I'll say it's mostly because of contracts, people only play 1-2 rounds before moving to the next mapIf people played what they actually enjoy you'd see the better maps in green while shit like ICS maps in brown
fact is, war paints shouldve never been added. they are valves second biggest mistake when it comes to their handling of fortress 2
don't care still using war paints
come up with ideas for a single player tf2 spin off where you play as gray mann
>>499674901Name some vibrant war paints he rated highly. I'll wait.
>>499674162damn a lot of people don't want to get instantly killed by scouts running from spell to spell, who'd have thought
>>499675803https://youtu.be/CTMu5K2-jAE?t=4676Zesty likes Helldriver and Spectrum Splattered despite them looking like safety vests.
>>499677870The title literally says [OUTDATED] watch the updated version and get back to me.
>>499673631the matchmaker favors putting teamstacks of people queued together against clueless noobs (you)
>>499675436that's the tf2 RTS game
>>499677870I like Helldriver in a vacuum, but when you view it ingame or in a loadout.tf preview it looks out of place. I don't think bright green looks good with either of the team colours, similar to how scorching flames looks nice by itself but looks worse applied to a merc wearing a blue or red uniform. Although the saturation is too high on both, I think pink paint goes better with the team colours than lime does as well.
>>499666615Unironically looks like shit dude. Idk why people keep doing the "I'll stack all 3 cosmetics in head slot" thing it always looks top-heavy and imbalanced and rarely ever turns out well
Best weapon for Gobi Glazed factory new?
i think hes forced to say he likes certain warpaints just to stay relavant as nobodys gonna wanna watch videos saying he hates all warpaints for years on end even if thats what he truly believes
>>499682091It's because I have a White Energy combo and the Apparition's Aspect makes it look like my head is made up of just Unusual effects :)
>>499682226search for the most expensive gobi glazed weapons on the market
>>499682351>reading comprehension
>>499672859The gargoyle
>>499683031that DFC...
>>499682351ESL? Or did you reply to the wrong guy
Heavy Update just dropped
>they fixed scouts pants after this fucking long of people complaining about it and it being ignored
Feeling bored here. Name your favorite SFM videos.
>>499685212Forever and alwayshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1dJvrqN_5Q
>>499685212
>>499684928>>499685212now you get an ancient video tangentially related to both your postshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZzU5Db_-yg
>>499683031that's not hot, unless you can prove
>>499626636>>499630638Fuck zombie pyros. Get head from demon pyros. Help pyros get their gargoyles. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
Fixed BLU Scout using the incorrect team color pants TF2. IS. SAVED
>>499671836incel'cord thread
>>499685212Turbulence
>>499671836seething roastie
>>499686764worse. orbiter
>scout blu pants FIXEDGood job valve now give us the rest of the misscolour fixes like red heavys first person gloves being blu
>Fixed BLU Scout using the incorrect team color pantsHOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>499686992I would rather they fix shit like sniper's watch not appearing in first person and the huntsman swapping his arms
>>499683774>>499686223Fool! Find the Gargoyle!
thanks Shounic
They actually went and did it without accepting the community fix that updated all the cosmetics that didn't have team coloring. So now all his pants cosmetics are still tan and don't match. Weird.
>>499687484I'M DOING IT FOR HERRRRRRR
>>499687407You're kidding right?
>>499672047Co mnie kurwa obchodzi jakiΕ p*lski ecelebryta, gΕΓ³wny powΓ³d dla ktΓ³rego gram w tΔ grΔ jest taki ΕΌe obchodzi mnie zachodni kontent i spoΕecznoΕΔ a nie Εrodkowo europejski.(We discussed scouts Blu pants)
>>499686321>>499686764>>499686845Get help
>>499623837This.. WILL be the last team you breathe..
Emporium is having a meltdown that the BLU scout fix broke their cosmetics that used tan instead
>>499689261Good.
>>499669732Nice ameritard take, polish or any eastern European women are the worst, lowest quality humans.>t. knower
>>499689352think he means women not gypsies
>>499460925>get drunk and tell girl to fuck off in DMs>she comes back begging for my attention (which I'm not giving to her)https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/23/Demo_quest_complete_easy_04.mp3
>>499669732Polish women arent eastern european you retard
either its my hud updating or something dropped?
>>499548098>ugly weapon model>soulfulwhy are botswanans wrong about everything???
>>499642787Kinda regret getting rid of HHH's head. Back when I needed space in inventory I removed it. Is there a way to get it through transmuting?
https://steamcommunity.com/app/440/eventcomments/4691154443773777103GUYS
I could have spent $3000 on TF2 cosmetics instead of my Transformers collection, but either collection makes me a manchild anyway.But at least one collection isnβt at the mercy of Eric being a fat fuck pink cookie eater that ends up destroying all of Blu Scoutβs pants.
>>499689931You cannot pull the plug from your transformers collection.
>>499688702No i baza, zachodni kontent i tak jest o wiele lepszy bo polacy tylko kopiujΔ ΕΌeby mieΔ ten sam format ale po polsku i to jest nudne, tym bardziej jak widze jacy polacy teΕΌ sΔ w tej grze to wole na zagranicznych serwerach siedzieΔ albo na casualu
>>499689261show us
>>499689352>>499669732>Eastern european>polish womenfucking retards
>>499690161>zachodni kontent i tak jest o wiele lepszyTΔsknie za 2015 kiedy krunchynaut istniaΕ i te manchildy ecelebryci srali na gun mettle i MYM
>>499690393You know nothing of polish or eastern European women besides having this brainrotted mindset of them being le trad, wanting children, wanting to have children and definitely not being unloyal whores who will cuck you at first opportunity, have several mental illnesses and make your life a living hell.Just get yourself a western woman from a normal community who wasn't indoctrinated by TikTok content.
>>499650402I was in a game with her recently :)
polish spy tf2 be like "you got blood on my suit kurwaaaaa"
>>499690657nigga what are you talking about, nobody said any of that you schizo
Speaking of Scout, debating on getting the Strikeout just so I can die once while wearing the helmet and "come back" as a zombie. But I dunno, I'm not good at Scout.
>>499690657>You know nothing of polish or eastern European womenI'm from poland you absolute fucking clown, get a grip ameritardYou're just making a schizophremic yapping at this point
polish workshopper be like>why am i being forced to wear a symbol of one of the regimes that plagued my country for half a century?
>>499689931I'm embarrassed to admit that I think I've spent $180 in my lifetime on TF2 cosmetics and items.
>>499689801no. achievement items are 1 time
>>499691030as a Pole i saw many others enjoy wearing the nazi symbol and dressing up like 'dolf, some of them even have german gf/bf so that's something common...we make fun of it because its a game after all
>>499690983>meat is flesh colored and not redwhy is it like this for every zombie skin
>>499690983that would be an epic gimmick do it!
Finally, now I can groom children on Uncletopia in style.
>>499690405Nigdy krunchynauta nie widzaΕem ale no spoko wtedy kontent byΕ, teraz to juΕΌ sami jacyΕ stali tf2berzy siedzΔ bo wiΔkszoΕΔ sie rozlazΕa jak valve przestaΕ robiΔ updatey, no bo ile moΕΌna robiΔ kontent wideo o itemach ktΓ³re sΔ w grze 10+ lat (poza tymi co sΔ dodawane w summer/smissmas/scream fortress)
>>499691435Ask Gabe.>>499691458Imma do it, onions man. Then you can onions pog at it.
>>499690657Libshit gooner post.> western woman >wasn't indoctrinated by TikTok content.???
>>499689352Your brain on 4chan
>>499691625Children don't know how to use the Community Server browser.
what
>>499691930Make your mind up
>>499690657>being unloyal whores who will cuck you at first opportunity, have several mental illnesses and make your life a living hell.I assume you're speaking from experience here?It's almost as if there will be a shitty woman/man in every country and in some countries its more common, shocking!>woman who wasn't indoctrinated by TikTok contentwhat are you even talking about, you reek of american that has never been outside of america and think everyone else is brainrotted besides america
I dont even look at new war paints any more
How come the amogus engie cosmetic is the cheapest?
>>499691628Valve daje siΔ wykrwawiΔ dla tej gry (przy okazji robiΔ c profit z ludzi co jeszcze kupujΔ czapki) nie wspominajΔ c ΕΌe inne studia biΕy by siΔ aby mieΔ takΔ kulturΔ i spoΕecznoΕΔ we wΕasnej grze, naprawdΔ nie trzeba wiele ale jakieΕ minor update z broniami byΕby Εwietny chociaΕΌ dla wielu ludzi (w tym mnie) podoba siΔ jak to wszystko jest staΕe i nie ma jakiΕ retarded zmian. DosΕownie przeΕΌyΕ overwatcha nie robiΔ c nic lmao. WracajΔ c do tego co mΓ³wiΕeΕ, nie chcΔ updatowaΔ bo sΔ z jakiegoΕ powodu upokorzeni tΔ grΔ ( https://youtu.be/awR1CZuV-T0?si=aakaGQZVgCsJrWJ1 ) i cs2 ma ChiΕczykΓ³w co wydadzΔ miliony na jakieΕ zjebane skiny, dodatkowo cs2 i Dota ma 10 razy wiΔcej graczy a w tym lepszy revenue.>>499691693>>499691912No I just know better faggots from my personal experience, take it or leave it. Polish women are insufferable and they aren't uwu cutsie pootsie i baked for you sweetie kind of women but bpdemons who will make your life a living hell. Not that you're going to be anything more than retards obsessing over women who aren't worth shit and you yourselves actually leave the house and find any woman.
>first thing i see after logging in to first match
>>499693048Ivy???
>>499692158I'm not an ameriturd, sorry to break your fantasy.
why are there polacks in my english thread
>>499693257something to do with blu scout's pants
>>499693257Because we have our own language (unlike the you) and it hurts you that you don't know any other languages besides the one from united kingdom. I guess you failed your Spanish class if that counts.
EU is very cringe tonight might just not play and grind tomorrow
>>499693519It's nearly midnight gmt. Might as well grind now in Virginia servers
Getting faggot vibes from this server
Please fix the sniper scope overlay exploit, Eric S.
Yeh thats it im fucking done
>>499693332it's like they don't realize they're the newfags
I was wondering why EU servers were cringe then i realised Americans just came back from work
>>499694468What is it with trannies and the name Luna?
>>499693518>unlike the you>lecturing anyone about not being able to speak a languageI'm willing to bet you have plenty of mistakes in your polish too
>>499694468>he/sheHOW
>>499694634I think he was poking fun at you with that anon...
>>499694624I have literally no clue at this point i think its just a pandemic
>>499694771I don't think he was, because slavs have as bad a time speaking english as anyone else
>>499693865>>499694126Be a man and start beef and start kicking them. When that happens I ask "I thought it was an eu server, why are there gendertards here?" - just remind them this game isn't their safe space, always pure content.
>>499694713trans, some trans people go by he/she either because they started hrt and still want to be viewed as a man or something else
nice slop cosmetic didnt even get scout's pants right lmaoooo
So basically go huntsman if you cant get kills
>>499694771His ultra processed """food""" and sweetened water lowers his capability of proper understanding as to what I've just said or meant to get him to understand.https://youtu.be/JsMVncOU1K4?si=zuzLZ0NhDoQ6QCBg
>>499694713Pure magic. and mental illness
>>499693034cs2 is dota to jest ich na razie jedyne profitable gry bo no csa prawie kaΕΌdy zna na Εwieciemam nadzieje ze tf2 nigdy nie umrze ale z drugiej strony to jest nieuniknione bo wΔ tpie by ludzie za 50-100 lat grali w to, za tyle to nawet main ludzie z valva nie bΔdΔ ΕΌyΔ, jak gaben kiedys umrze to zobaczymy jak sie valve zmieni czy moΕΌe tak samo zostanie
>>499693248well then stop saying retarded things
POV: you fell at the first hurdle and dont know yet if youre angry or not about it
>>499695334>ultra processed """food""" and sweetened waterThisalso based video
>>499692353i only used warpaints to get cheap stranges
>spectral fire not fixed to be biggerIt's over
>its another stacked match on PL
>>499696551Just vote scramble! :)
Going to kill myself.
whoever set up london valve servers is going to heaven, this ping feels so good
>>499697216try 99/100then you can feel the burn
>>499695695Sorry, I drinks a lot of vodka.
>>499697519lmoa nice ping
Why does it already feel like the 4th of November?>>499697479Got lucky and requeued in a dead EU server full of non faggots so got it done in less than 2 minutes
Die.
>>499695706OH I'M ANGRY
>obligatory 2 degreaser spam pyros on enemy team for no reason at all who only get kills when pocketed by a medic
>>499697216Boo hoo nigga you didn't have to go through hightower event>>499697549That's what ruskies love to do
BLU SCOUT BROS WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR4N5OhcY9s>is now outdated
Great, now if they could fix the remaining wrongfully team colored itemsThe red wire on the BLU Eureka Effect has bothered me for YEARS
Are the low framerates for skeletons just a bug or a reference to the stopmotion skeletons from the old jason and the argonauts film
team recognition.. is fvcking saved
OP if you could make the next thread BLU pants edition that'd be greatI've waited so long for this...
Ofcourse i killbind when we lose so enemies dont get more points, how could you tell?
remember to z+2 every time you kill someone to thank them for giving you a soul
>>499699902if valve accepted minor community fixes like that we'd have a source engine utopia
>>499700389way to go, pally
>>499700389I didn't need your help, ya know
>>499700275humiliation kills dont give points THOUGH
LIL NIGGA REALLY THOUGHT I COULDNT SHOOT MY STICKY THAT FAR
>>499700275I look like this and speak po Polsku.
>>499700663they do in community servers
Another victory for artstyleCHADS
>>499698729Nuo shut up we l'invented wodka!!
This loadout goes lowkey kinda hard!
>>499701348PFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>499700203bug. they run at "60fps" if you set your cl_interp to 0 (a retarded interp nobody uses)>>499700663they absolutely do for contracts
>empty server>2 people on my team>3 on theirs>heavy med and gunslinger engiFun
>>499701893Oh my fauci is this another cosmetic that nobody ever uses???
>>499701348zestian spirit
>>499702010I'M KILLING MYSELF
>>499702152Quite a reason to
>>499701348Oh so that's why I saw two different people with that phrase for a name today
>>499698248Hahahahhaha holy shit imagine being american and having to deal with those freaks irl
Is there a more trans-coded weapon than the Loose Cannon?
>It's a washington server moment
>>499700245wish granted>>499702498>>499702498>>499702498
>>499702401germany has the highest concentration of furfags thoughbeit
New>>499700579>>499700579>>499700579>>499700579
>>499702721>cropped porn>removed competitive for no reason>didn't even update the news sectionshit thread, go here instead>>499702523
>>499702523>>499702721https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/77/Scout_dominationpyr06.wav
I just realized that i unpacked this, might be most priceful thing i've unpacked, too bad that i cant sell it
>>499702721this one
>>499671836No, really, have you talked to a woman lately? Have you tried to tolerate a woman's mindset recently?
>>499689352>Eastern European>OBSESSED seether matter the context no matter why no matter whereSHUT THE FUCK UP ANNOYING FAGGOT
>>499691004AgainFuck off retarded obsessed faggotI don't care how languages you knowStop externalizing your retarded cultural deficiencies onto my countryOr I will petition my government to remove all military bases and let you retards destroy each other once and for all in your precious promised WW3
