BLU Pants Edition>NewsScream Fortress 2024 is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=230553Bug fixes and Scout's pants are fixed after 17 years: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=231496>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Team Funtress: fun.tf2.host (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://teamfortress.tv/33738Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Creators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>499456910
No more shitstain pants
femboy scout sub edition
>>499702498I seriously need a new set for the Hermes now, that shit looks disgusting, even with the bag.
>>499702804They really should've accepted the community fix that changed cosmetics to match the pantshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2881498552
i want to play but my router is so shit because it's some t-mobile data bullshit and I hit 200 ping connected to servers in my own state and I don't know if it's just worth practicing until I get a new router
a picture paints a thousand conspiracy theories
>>499703287try community servers which are nearby or you can get a better router as you said
please unfix scouts pants what the fuck no one wanted thisscout does not need a new 9/11 every halloween
you've not truly lived until you've posted the N word in a washington server
>>499703427im holding out for a proper router eventually, I looked into it and there's a million possible causes for my ping which includes having a shit PC and I do have a shit PC so idfk
Good thing my outfit's too simplistic to be affected by this change.
>>499703574I wanted this.
Is this a london server? I get 5 ping, it's glorious.
>>499703574Everyone wanted this thoughbeit
>>499703032My guess is that Eric can't edit community-made items without the creator's consent so he's probably sending out emails (I hope)Considering he had to ask the Desk Engineer's creator to remove the tranny flag instead of doing it himself this is probably the case
RETVRN TO TRADITION
>saved uber for 3v3 on Moldergrove>pyro falls off map when i uber him>soldier dies somehow
>>499704309It's going to be impossible to dig up some of those decade old cosmetic's creators and get them to make fixes though. Valve has a line in the workshop ToS that says Valve is allowed to modify your submission as needed, and the email you get when something is accepted says that also. Valve should be able to just do it
>>499704309imagine what that email looked like
>>499703287>>499703665chaser
>>499703870>>499703935you do not look like this and you do not say this
i dig it but i'm also a huge sucker for blue jeans
>>499704521I did THOUGH. I was bringing it up in /tf2g/ years before Shounic even made a video on it
masturbating to every scout imagine this thread btw keep em coming
Imagine>Reverted the BLU Scout pants color fix while we evaluate
i saw someone with my signature trans pyro loadout :o
This should be next
>>499704935>signature>literally just an existing item setsee me after class
>>499704809I'd rather imagine myself being good enough at this game to pub stomp
>>499704663Lol it looks way better (also consistent with the rest of Blu now,but they REALLY should've collected fixes for all the cosmetics this fucks with FIRST.
I just realized that i unpacked this, might be most priceful thing i've unpacked, too bad that i cant sell it
This has been a year for tf2.
>>499705150yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>499705137trulfy horrific
>>499705097I would also post this one which made the problem more obvious. He was the only one that didn't match
What really minor workshop fix do you think they'll add next?
JestyZesus
>>499705324what
I too am unaffected by the new blue pants
If your loadout has been screwed over by this fix it means that it was SHIT to begin with
>>499705642It was put through one of those old photoshop smoothing filters for some reason, but it's the best image I could find of them together back in the day
>>499705769I hope it was, this looks ai generated as fuck and it scared me for a second, but i'll believe you
these maps and teams are breaking my contract grind momentum
>>499705642BASED FUCKING RETARD
>>499705702The brooklyn booties..
>>499705902Yeah it predates AI, there were smoothing upscale filters around for years.
>>499706019Because I'm from Brooklyn :)
>>499705935wdym retard, engi looks like he has 3 fingers
>>499705924Don't tell me you're going for the bonuses...
>>499705902>ai generatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJUjJTCOwOM
>Robot Scout pants haven't been fixedRUINED
the new one matches his team but the old one was scout from tf2the new pants feels wrong
>>499706082(voice) scout: eyy i'm walkin here
>>499706191You just got used to it because it was left alone for 17 years, after another 17 years you'll get used to this one
Everything old and good must be RUINED i hate it!
>>499706110incredibly based brainlet friend
Because of the pants fix I was looking at the Major Update history again, I never noticed 2023 and 2024 Scream Fortress were never put up as examples of a Major Update,not that they are, but they're no less than the previous few years, 2022 and 2021 fucking sucked iirc.Anyone have any idea why?
>>499706274I don't think TF2 will make it to 34.
>>499706206Well he's from Boston, so he wouldn't say that
>>499706024ah i see, well either way its good that its not any aislop, but yeah the blu scout pants was an issue for as long as i can remember>>499706343what? you're not making any sense...
>>499706082Notice the flaps, they use the old pants color scheme.
>>499706453Ye of little faith
>>499706495because you can't use your brain, that's BASEDI love retards like you :D
>>499706439eric doesnt care
Thinking of all the SFMs and artwork that will forever be outdated because they used the old pants...
>>499706523They blend in fine if they're like joggers with the elastic band thingamajig in the bottom
>>499706713Meanwhile there were already images like this that are now relevant
>>499706658>you cant use your brainnigga i just said this looked like an ai image and i got a reply that it isnt the case, what is the truth>I love retards like you :Dyou're the fucking brainless retard that thinks he owns someone by not explaining anything, faggot
>>499706809good job my little retard :3
>>499706809Don't mind him anon, it was a silly question since that's a classic poster, but if you've never seen it you've never seen it,he's just a projecting retard.
>>499706809I think he's just trolling you because you thought it was AI
>>499707003>>499707045Yeah ok, also no i didn't see this poster before but now I did
>>499705454personally, if I were an emporium slave retard, I'd growl at this guy
>>499703287Firewall
*gifts you a Panic Attack*
>>499707473marge
>>499707482thanks, I've always wanted shotgun 2
This appears on the map, what do you do?
>posters are using mat_phong 0Didn't know we had based posters here, any other commands for making the game more cartoony?
>>499705924>>499706138Do you think she still has her hymen?
>>499707606Waste time looking for it only to realize that it spawned on the other side of the map that's not even being played onGo as Spy to retrieve it only for it to disappear
>>499705036Also team colored engi glove for lulz
So...we can expect fixes to all the broken cosmetics, right?
>>499708913if it's something that can be repeated by the current developer team, yes
>>499702498Just woke up HOLY SHIT THEY FIXED IT
>>499707534>Update>>499703287>>499703665>>499704456gemmy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZxnOG8-HosThanks shounic! Only took a year for Eric to see it
>is the wrong colorthese are the americans calling you an ESL pajeet for making one typo in a long post
>>499709595but shounic is Asian THO
We did it Reddit!!!
r8
>>499710281Cute, but superbly gay if you have a punishment.
>>499706809don't mind him. it's his first time on 4chan and he's trying to seem cool
>>499710281perfect if you are gay
>>499710281I don't like the pink but it looks comfy
>>499709495https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcfYEyt_3AgSpeak of the Devil
>>499709495why is roboscout twerking his balls
Stock shotgun is the best weapon for Fat Scout. The science has been settled.
>>499710281peak slop
>>499710281die
>>499710867mad
thinkin' about grinding achievements to alleviate boredom but then i remembered SAM existed
>>499711690Thinkin' about stomping pubs but then I remembered CHEATS existed
>>499709495>>499710503is he gay why does he talk like that
>>499712039He can suck a golf ball through a garden hose
>>499711676So hungry he ate himself
wait a sec...
>>499712527LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE
The pants update > Halloween
>>499712039He's american anon. It's a geographical and medical condition, so please don't make fun of it.
>>499712964except shounic is from hong kong you obsessed schizo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T6uae3ybzs>Zesty insults Soundsmith for making an unboxing video, calling it slopI mean he's right to laugh at Soundsmith but that's exactly how we felt about Zesty himself whenever he made an unboxing video
>>499703896you can see the location if you don't have a stupid hud
>>499709495>>499690279The Emporium was freaking out and one of their mods was blaming one of them that emailed Eric for it instead of Shounic
How do we save TF2?
>>499715183>emporium niggers pretending to care as if they aren't just chasing a paycheck
>>499715183>when are they going to fix the demoman being black
>>499715183buncha furry/reddit profile pics
>>499711950AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>499713813Whenever I feel like unboxing might be a good idea, I spent 1 minute watching an unboxing video. They're a public service that saves the viewer money.
>>499712039asian autists tend to talk like that
>>499713813how do I make my TF2 look as good as his stream?
>>499717881ask him in the stream once every 5 minutes
>>499718056he's kvetching about Mr. Beast right now, i don't think he'll answer
>>499718175that's why you ask every 5 minutes moron
Fuck Miss Pauling. Get head from Miss Pauling. Highlight Miss Pauling posters. Fuck Miss Pauling on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Snap off Miss Paulings bra. Follow Miss Pauling threads. ERP with Miss Pauling posters. Cum inside Miss Pauling. Hang Miss Pauling in shibari bondage. Have Miss Pauling make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into Miss Pauling. Fry Miss Paulings brains with sex. Toss Miss Paulings salad. Urinate into Miss Paulings mouth (she's into it). Judo throw Miss Pauling onto a bed. Blackmail Miss Pauling into sex with their dox. Twist Miss Paulings nipples. Report your love for Miss Pauling to Valve. Always uber Miss Pauling. Split Miss Paulings legs in half. Sexually heal Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling surprise buttsex. Critically hit Miss Pauling in the womb. Impregnate Miss Pauling. Get trapped into sex by demon Miss Pauling from the underworld. Dump sperm into Miss Paulings cum dumpster. Submerge Miss Pauling into a vat of cum. Eat Miss Paulings pussy. Dissect Miss Paulings clothes off. Dominate Miss Pauling after defeating a bread monster. Slap Miss Paulings face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give Miss Pauling prom dates. Make Miss Pauling suck'em. Cream inside Miss Paulings' holes. Lobotomize Miss Pauling into a sex slave. Mandatory slut training for Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling your love paste. Drown Miss Pauling in mad milk. Whip Miss Paulings ass with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with Miss Pauling. Invite Miss Pauling to your mvm lobby. Feed Miss Pauling your semen. Give Miss Pauling your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck Miss Pauling like an alligator. Slice Miss Paulings clothes off with the half-zatoichi. Clone Miss Pauling to have 2 of your favourite fuck buddy. Listen to Miss Paulings farts through the ConTracker.
>>499704663But this looks dumb like damn is scout autistic?
>>499718495she has the same voice actor as Chloe Price from Life Is Strange and i hate that bitch
>>499706453We have the source code, we'll be fragging in the nursing home
>>499707606Go bonk Scout, check a few places on enemy side of map, decide it's not worth it, kill some people, die, look for it by clicking through teammates oanning camera, don't find it, keep playing, die, look for it again, see it right on the point, respawn, the gargoyle...is gone!
>>499718781Who is also Anthony Burch's insane retarded sister who is also Tiny Tina
>>499718495Demo Owned.
>>499719496even worse
Demoman placing stickies around Scout in the corner of the bedroom while he goes to town on Miss Pauling.
>>499718495Okay, I'm pretty sure that last one wasn't always there.
>Person willingly plays a FPS (First-person shooter) game>Willingly relieves themselves of their weapons>Walks straight into the enemy team>Expects not to get shot and then complains when they doI will never understand the profound mental retardation that plagues friendlies. The only time that they should be acceptable is on 2fort, and that's if the round has been going for over an hour. Even then, it's an inevitability some pyro nukes them all and sets the game back to normal.
>>499715183>they shouldve made demo white but only on one team lmao. based yrrzy making them mad
*tosses sandvich to 852*you're not you when your hungry
Scout
holy shit kekim glad the scout pants finally got fixed but the broken cosmetics left in its wake make it so much funnier sovlfvl tf2 fix
>>499723852Friendlies yearn for death, Freud wrote about this.
>>499723852>pyroyou mean beggar's bazooka soldier
>>499708320lol he typed that with tears strolling down his face
>>499725810*xe*xer
>>499708320>(Voice) EVIL FUCKING WIZARD!: MEDIC!
This year's scream fortress made me realize people don't play tf2 for fun anymore and only play it to fill out contracts
>>499723852I thought you were going to talk about Demoknights.
>>499702498I was just wondering the other day if they'd ever correct BLU Scout's pants color.
>>499726417False dichotomy kill yourself
If they're going to be asking item creators to update thier items can we also get a "sleeve down" style for the Spooky Sleeves because holy FUCK does the sleeve being up ruin the item.And apparently the only reason it's up is because the item maker also does this IRL as their "signature look". What a twat, both for doing it and for forcing it on others.
>>499726417people don't play scream fortress for fun anymore*
>>499726417Crazy idea: doing the contracts IS fun.
I took my gargoyle from noble to breathtaking this year, I haven't played at all this week but I'm thinking of grinding out outrageous.Shame you can't wear your gargoyle on your back.
3 NIGASON CART
>>499727446this year I'm finally making mine merasmus's own
>>499727446I was just happy to get it from Happy to Pleased.
>>499729734But were you pleased?
why did they fucking fix the scout's pants now of all times?if they really had to they could've at least also updated all scout pants items too. the only one they fixed was the voodoo soul, for whatever reason
>>499730090Transty recently said it was one of the best cosmetics for Scout, that's why
>>499730067A little bit
>>499727502is that Hat-sune Miku?
>>499730218literally who?
>>499726417True unity love yourself
>>499730090>for whatever reasonbait or..?
>>499712039>>499712964*HAPA
>>499717875Schizo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
It can't be that hard to add new weapons without unbalancing the game. I think Valve is just lazy. I know they are, it's why they created the workshop.
>Blackout War Paint prices jumping back up to day 1 pricesWhy aren't the traders unboxing faster...
>*Trading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/ https://scrap.tfI don't get it
Sniper and Engineer mains are ontologically evil and should be culled. Their classes exist entirely to inflict misery on others and diminish their fun.None of their frags are earned or remotely impressive, their classes exist for the sole purpose of preventing other players from enjoying the video game and most deaths to these classes are due to factors entirely beyond the victim's control.Engineer players deny Scouts their God-given right to frag by spamming their brainless sentries everywhere. The matchup between Engineer and Scout is the most unfair in the game, because it doesn't matter how good the Scout player is, if the Engie places a mini, or God forbid a level 3 sentry, that area is off-limits for the Scout until he begs his useless teammates to kill it. A top-of the line Spy can hold his own against a brainless Pyro, Spy actually has more counterplay against Pyro than Scout has against the Engineer's sentry gun.Sniper just denies everyone else the opportunity to play the video game by killing you from across the map with insane hitscan burst damage. The problem with Sniper and Engineer players is that the majority of their frags do not involve the player interacting with his opponent, the unfortunate victim just walks in front of his sentry or commits the crime of existing near any open area and getting domed.
>>499733289Back in my day we traded with each other on trade servers.
>>499726417>instead of being constantly oneshot from full health by snipers you get oneshot by scouts running from spell to spellYeah haha it was so fun lol
>>499733347Didn't read but I was thinking about nerfs for both of them today for the server I'm planningFor sniper I was thinking no body shot rampup on scope, so stock is always 50 damage per body shot, and either halve headshot damage at all stages or disable it until full scope charge, or both. For engi I was thinking about capping sentries at level 2 and/or doubling the metal cost/time of sentry upgrades and/or reducing or removing pushback from sentry bulletsThoughts?
scout should just be immune to sentries
>>499733694If your team stopped heavymed and minisentry scumming I wouldn't have gone scout to eat all spells on map and shit them on you to begin with
>>499733880Scout can neither damage nor be damaged/blocked/staggered by engi buildings, just passes throughOr Scout gets noclip soda
>>499733880-40% sentry range-25% damage that's it really, normal sentry is fair and balanced
>>499734108>>499733880Hey solarlight, feeling adventurous enough to try other classes lately?
>>499735052There should be a system where mouth breathing celeb worshippers get bigger and bigger shocks each time they spam and name-drop about them until they stop or electrocute themselves to death
>>499733834I'm fine with getting bodyshot by snipers, it's getting quickscoped or jarate-chopped by them when I've entered close range, which they're supposed to be their weakest at, that annoys mefor engi nerfs just disable the RR and Wrangler
>>499733834sniper>2x longer reload on all rifles>half ammo on all rifles>2x recharge time on jarate>2x longer swing speed on bushwacka>half movespeed when using backpacksengineer>remove all his weapons but stock and southern hospitality
>uber a fairly competent solider and push into the sentry nest>engie whips out wrangler midway through>somehow successfully tanks the damage and we have to retreat before our uber runs outi never even run the wrangler I run short circuit but with all the bullshit that wrangler engies get away with im quite tempted
>>499733347>>499733834Here you are again...
>>499736593I thought airblasting counters projectiles and thus counters demoman and soldier.
>>499736761it's bait
>>499737040Oh. Alright then.
>>499705036The disguise kit too.I don't mind the fire axe being red though. It's a fucking fire axe.
>>499736761Airblasting took more skill and Soldier is always at the advantage (being the first to start a fight, Airblasted rocket are not accurate)
>>499736512>Pointlessly nerf around everything actually relevantSpy: Go to hell!
>>499718495this but fempyro
>>499737580uh yeah the point is to nerf the classes
What was the name of the youtuber who accidentally showed he had a fempyro mod installed on stream? Or if anyone has a link to the clip itself, that would be much appriciated.
>>499738623the one that looks like a 30 y/o lesbian with a white bowl cut
>>499738623Pyrocynical, and it 100% wasn't an accident
>>499713813>video is privatelole
>>499738958I see artists publicly making inflation/fat fetish works of his furvatar publicly for him all the time now, probably overall a net boost for his views though
>>499717307>>499713813Cute girls
>>499736587>soldier>fairly competent
>>499712527class icons in the GUI have always been broken, not just on scout but in general
>>499742154unfortunate trvke, part of the reason why tf2c was those nice new renders of 'em
>no ammo >get ubered
>>499743061https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/a4/Demoman_gibberish08.wav
>>499743061AH DID WHAT AH COULD
The pants are fixed, now how long until they add this bad boy?
>>499743954When you finish a game without being autobalanced away from your Steam friendhttps://youtu.be/Gr6kFyJ6jRs
>This video isn't available anymoreis this a bot or something?
>>499744057>This video isn't available anymore
>>499744378>>499744395Sorry I meant to link thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>499744498No wait, I meant thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn4wdzoL75E
they still need to give BLU spy the right colored disguise kit
>>499702498my scout remains unfucked by this update
>>499726417scream fortress was never fun
>>499710281Based Night Ward enjoyer
>>499710281this is bait please be bait>>499712964where's lunalux?
i've been having fun cucking the enemy kritz bf/gf combo lately
>>499748626>ruins your night
this is a note to myself to put voice_enable 0 in my autoexec
>>499748883nah they never run uber. always kritz for the buttbuddies
I never see buff banner run anymore
>>499750046Blame gunboats
>>499750046>>499750269I moreso blame Valve overbuffing the other banners to compete with it. Now if people use a banner it's the Conk for the passive self healing
>>499750269it's impolite to tell people what to do
>>499750046Buff Banner needs a passive like Concherer and Battalion's Backup have, but I'm not sure what it could be that follows the patterns of the others - being similar to their active mode, but smaller. The best I can think of is slightly increased (base) crit chance, but given that the active grants mini crits that seems back to front. As it stands without a passive, it's the weakest of the bunch.
>>499752475some kinda small damage increase, 10%, 15%? whatever doesn't instantly break the thing or make the direct shit even more of a rail gun than it is now
why must engineer ruin every round
>>499752826its a cuck fetish, they get to sit back and jerk off as the aimbot power class has all the fun for them and makes them feed it and kill themselves for its amusement
holy SHIT
>>499753164b4nny OWNING blacks!?!?
>>499753164based b4nman
>>499736593this is unironically trueexcept it overestimates how well spy counters thingsaverage spies are useless and cannot completely shut down anyone
>>499754465ThisI just went from a match where i spychecked every person as medic because half the team was clueless about spies or they wanted specifically me to do the dirty job, even though i yelled at them and half of the frenchies died to crits from saw or from crossbowI got to uber at least 6 times in first 4-5 minutes
>>499753164
>>499750046Batalions shits on it and the Conch has regen, just use jarate. buff is fucking useless
>>499750046Buff Banner is the most cucked banner out of the three>It and battalions require 600 damage while the conch only 480>No passive upsideLiterally the worst of both worlds
>>499715183>the real NVKE was the BLU Scout's pants fix all this time>now EMPORIVM sissies have to fix issues related to their cosmetics
Will they ever implement sniper nerfs?
>>499759639I would be very surprised if any actual balance changes were ever added
>people are more excited over a simple color change over the annual Scream Sloptress updateTF2 is #healing
>>499733880Bro didn’t you watch Meet the Scout he can outrun sentries
I have done nothing but send emails asking to fix other wrongfully team colored items for 3 days
>>499760347WHERE!? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING THEM!?
>>499760049I mean if the maps and cosmetics are good yeah, a few years back we had a decent addition of maps and cosmetics. This year was by far a weaker one.
>the moment I lose all interest in TF2 Valve suddenly starts putting effort in the game once againThanks Joshie
>>499761793>fixing pants is "putting effort into the game"It would be nice to see actual content
>>499760347>wrongfully team colored itemsIt's not exactly "wrong" for them to do this, but I hate when your loadout colors just don't match on BLU.For example, the Torcher's Trench Coat has "gold" buttons on RED and gray ones on BLU. The details on the Patriot Peak on the other hand don't become gray on BLU
>>499761793the bare minimum is good but it is not putting effort
i still cannot believe blu scout's pants got fixed
>>499750046Is your buff banner running?
>>499759639by the time they do you'll have realised wanting to nerf sniper is retarded and a massive skill issue
would you rather live with soldier as a roommate for 2 weeks or help scout sell all his tom jones merchandise
>>499702498What do you guys think of my loadouts?
>Join server to do contrack>get put into a stockholm server>Loads of people with feminem ass names>Emilia, Lillith, Mei, Yuna, Alessandra>Check profiles out of curiosities>ALL FUCKING DUDESwhat the fuck is going on
>>499771420if I give myself a feminine name will people click my profile?
>>499771420tradition from counterstrike players to give themselves a feminine name and sexy girl avatar
>>499737235>Airblasted rocket are not accurate
>>499771542they're all faggots >>499771532this will not fill the void for the father figure you desperately needed anon, it's a cry for attention in the incorrect manner.
>>499770110> or help scout sell all his tom jones merchandise>dump them in a town center with a 5 cents>done in one eveningwhy would I pick the other option ever?
>>499771701with a 5 cents sticker each*
>>499771420>StockholmSwedes either become desperate chasers or trannies to be chased
>>499771721this but unironically
>Play Freaky Fair>Just want to fuck around with max upgrades>Faggots always instantly cap before the fun can even start>Finally get a few matches that don't end immediately>Server crashes every single timeI'm guessing the map entity limit is always reached or something, fuck this shit
>>499771931Mönkeybros... our response?
>in queue for over 15 minutesneato!!!
>>499772362>MönkeybrosImagine being so pathetic you form a parasocial relationship with a clip dump channel, thats lower than bottom of the barrel
>>499770708Demo looks amazing, Sniper is fitting in theme (looks like he just came back from australia)the rest is meh its ok, i dont rly like green but if its comfy for you anon then that's all it matters
>>499770708Emporium approved™ slopDemo is the bestSniper and Soldier (without warpaint) are passable
>>499771931>Still no wordSuicide? Psych ward?
>>499771667based and truth-pilled
Kill zombie pyros. Behead demon pyros with the eyelander. Stop pyros from getting gargoyles. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Defecate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in quicksand. Dump pyros into the grinder on mannhattan. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyro mains. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Kick a monkey pyro from your mvm lobby. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>499773296he left the internet.
>>499771931>>499772362The Mönkey drama is extremely cringe, he literally dindu nuffin besides messages on Discord. Romantic betrayal is not a nice thing to deal with, neither is negative internet publicity, and neither is grieving a lost family member. Mönkey has gone dark for a month now and you don't go dark if your world is looking bright. TurkeyTom is a pos for turning this into a bigger issue than it really is.
Tolerablemany of the Halloween mapsPure shit tiermaps that have spells and skeletons just for the sake of it (Hellstone, Hassle Cassle, etc.)
>>499771420all "women" named Lillith are dudes. Noone names their daughters that.
>>499774191>has gone dark for a month nowHe's still active on Steam.
>>499750046the only people i ever see using that are using the direct hit or beggars
>get namebanned from steam>see that it says 1 week >oh alright, i'll just wait 1 week and then i will be able to use a different name >check back today>your ban will last for 6 more dayswho even is in charge of namebans? i thought valve was mostly hands-off and allowed gamers to express themselves, why are namebans even a thing?
>check back my white macaw masked skin i bought for like 5 bucks before covid>niggas literally buying this shit for 100+ keys
>>499774191Didn't read but did sniff
>>499776176lucky, I bought a fac new macaw masked blue war paint and sold it for nothing (no one wanted to buy fucking war paints)
>check back on my queue>still hasnt popped after 40 minutesdeadlock won
>>499776025what was your name out of curiosity (or the general idea)?
>>499753790nice deleted toes, ma'am
>>499776759b4nny was b3hind 9/11
>>499776860oh wow i was right when i said the janny was biased what a surprise
>>499778280?
>>499776025>>499777180not the heckin 9.11 million jews!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1itn8XNo5d8SOVLOVL
>>499778645Boomers really thought they were hot shitits actually hilarious how big their egos still are when you come across an oldfag in an FPS and they order everyone around like theyre an officer in the trenches
>>499702498Update on the Situation Regarding the EmporiumI would like to provide an important update concerning recent allegations involving Sparc. These allegations originated from direct messages (DMs) sent by an unidentified account that claimed to be associated with Sparc. It is worth noting that these interactions took place on a private server, distinct from the official Emporium platform, before transitioning to direct messages.Upon reviewing this situation, I could not help but draw parallels to a previous incident involving a user known as "Extra_Ram." In that earlier case, we also witnessed accusations stemming from unknown accounts and interactions taking place in private servers and DMs.After further investigation, it has become clear that the individual making the accusations against Sparc is none other than Drew, who can be found at the following Steam profile: https://steamcommunity.com/id/SuperMarioMealIt is essential to recognize the patterns of behavior that emerge in these scenarios. Once a troll, always a troll. We must remain vigilant and discerning as we navigate these challenges within our community. Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I will continue to provide updates as the situation develops.
>>499778837anon what are you on aboutthere are no boomers in that video
>>499778837Holy shit I would absolutely rinse them, I'm sure 99% of the people on this thread would obliterate them too. I know it was earlier in the game's lifespan but you think they'd have a better handle on the mechanics coming from TF and Quake?
>>499779439It's a meme you dip
>>499778645>>499778837>>499779559"I'm one of the players from CG (Rikki) and this was so early on with TF2 that nobody had even come up with rules for competitive play yet! I think it was a tournament that was designed to try and promote the game just around the release. We were essentially a WoW guild that liked to play TF2 on the side. We eventually formed a clan and took part in the very early European TF2 leagues"yes yes and a modern amateur basketball player would wipe the floor with some guy who picked up the game a few months after it was introduced to the world too.
Fast weapon switch is a meme. Just use Q if you want to switch to a secondary.
>>499780685ok boomerscrollchads will always have the quicker draw tho
>>499772786>Demo looks amazingBless, the demo is my favorite loadout>i dont rly like green but if its comfy for you anon then that's all it mattersThank you anon green is my favorite color>>499772972wtf is Emporium?
>>499779274>reddit spacing>old dramaEmporium psy-op, again! The accusations were not made by Drew, but someone else unaffiliated with the workshop entirely. Tho, the Emporium is directly responsible for maliciously leaking dubious information on the matter to randoms, promoting harassment on steam, and doxxing Sparc.
>>499773741this but zombie soldier
>>499779439ok boomer
Make the Short Circuit cost 201 metal, and then it's acceptable.
>>499779274Texas should have dropped the TRVKE on Emporium a long time ago, we get it
>>499708116it's already team-colored orange for RED and yellow for BLUinterestingly viewmodels use orange gloves for both teams
>>499788328the emporium already killed themselves without anyone having to lift a finger. a trvth nuke would just kick them while they are down lol
>>499788310The Short Circuit should disable enemy buildings, it literally has that in its name. I wish Engineer had anti-Engineer weapons. I think it's the only class that doesn't have any items that are specifically effective against its own class
>>499752475what if it charged faster? conc charges the fastest
>>499756794cap, disguised spies don't give you uber
>>499791685>disguisedah yes, they definitely backstabbed anyone in my teamsike, they were failstabbing which made them undisguise and i just went for them for free uber since they often forgot they have a fucking gun beside the knife...it was schizophremic match because i had to spycheck instead of healing but free uber is free uber
>reads last thread because i forgot there's already a new onereminds me of the day i made this image (I think it was made due to being 4th of july and people were arguing over stuff)
would you rather be cracked at combo pyro or demoknight
pyro
>>499796007Game less fun if overskilled with some gimmick
>>499796727wow you either spelled combo pyro or demoknight really wrong
>>499796007pyroi wanna get that juicy combo
>>499796727based and truthpilled
>>499797079Haha you pretend to be scout brained:)
I thought you guys hated pyro, turns out all along you were jealous and craving my mcflareysHate the combo though, I genuinely only flare if they run
>>499785557It's 100% an emporium user.Logs were leaked
>>499797547my log leaks when I see fempyro...
>>499776025happened to me also
>>499796007pyro is more fun played with a more solid kit than combo but demoknight is embarrassing
>all those 15 year old+ class tutorials lost to time due to DMCAs for using pendulum in the videoI weep...
Something's tearing me down...
>>499803084>said fempyro while her clothes got torn off the body
>>499802841Remember when Spy's stab was delayed?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsCiN6CFISI
>>499803316No, I'm not enough of an oldCHAD to remember...
Remember the Fix Tf2 petition?
>>499807749Every person with #FixTF2 in their name is at best a reddit faggot who votekicks you if you say a no no word
Zestynigger is tolerable only 60% of the time. Saying the 17 year old pants fix is bad cause it means you have to fix other stuff now makes sense, but im convinced this faggot literally hates this game. Listening to people like him all the time leads to the games death, hes a chill guy for the 60%
>>499808471where did he say that
>>499808081There is literally no reason to ever say nigger while play Team Fortress 2, unless you are quoting literature from the 1920s.
>>499808612F1
>>499752475buff banner gives soldier passive mini-critsactivated buff banner gives crits instead of minicrits
>>499803316I'm not that much of an oldfag...I wonder if this is why you get so many stabs that whiff
>>499752475what about passive defense penetration like the enforcer?
>>499752475yes, please buff the banners so every soldier player sits 10 miles away to build up charge instead of playing with an actual secondary
>>499732848I wish the Mario hat had three styles>C for Connagher>D for Dell>E for Engineer
>>499811141Don't forget N for Ninjaneer
>>499811141CP for uncle dane the molester main
>>499773741>>499797635Fuck zombie pyros. Get head from demon pyros. Help pyros get their gargoyles. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>499808471>im convinced this faggot literally hates this gameI think it's more that he just hates joshie, and that's understandable because joshie has liked tweets that insult ZestyJesus.
I want to support the game but dont want to unbox. Maybe I should just buy keys and trade? Maybe I should get a taunt finally
>>499815301does the billion dollar company need your 2 bucks that bad?
>>499771532I've made no effort to look like a girl yet most regulars I've seen ingame and friends I've made throughout the years think I am when they add me. Also I've made more female friends than male when playing TF2, somehow.
>>499809991>wah soldiers are too strong when they're aggressiveok let's give them an inventive to be more passive>wah soldiers are too strong when they're passivesoldier mains dicking down fempyro mains
>>499815718>>wah soldiers are too strong when they're aggressivethanks for your sub-100 iq contribution but i never said this
>>499815846typical sub talk
>>499815682>like game>game still runs>want to keep it running and get more contentSimple as. Do things I like and I want to reward you. Since I'm the one choosing to give, there are no strings attached or contingencies
Another update?
>>499816387if you like the game enough in its current state that that you'll willingly spend money on it purely to support it, you are part of the problem
>>499816507PANTS REVERTED PANTS REVERTED THIS IS NOT A DRILL
https://www.teamfortress.com/?tab=updates
people who play engineer are proof that people will gravitate towards evil and selfish desires when given the chance to do so with no repurcussionthey know they’re ontologically evil and they just don’t care.
>>499816741You sacks of shit
>>499816741>BLUfags get cucked out of a "fix" because of cosmetics and valve is too lazy to redo the cosmetics to matchCosmeticchads wonREDgods won
>>499816741>they actually reverted the pants instead of just fixing a few cosmeticslol the laziness doesn't surprise me but the blue pants actually did look uncanny tbf
>Reverting the pants fix because trader mains had a meltyCowards through and through.
>>499817104>Trannies over at Emporium had a melty*ftfy
>>499816741Team recognition chads...
>>499817207there is no difference
>waited 17 years to fix scouts pants>undid it the next day because of cosmetics
>>499736593>"High Skill Requirment" becuase he has no hard counters
>>499816741this is a joke, right?
>>499816741https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNM8N73FNfk
>>499816808class main?
blupantbros, how do we cope?
>>499817435I play scout and pyro
>>499817550By emailing Valve and demanding it come backReminder that one tf2g got Valve to fix the quick switch bug (for a couple days) just by emailing every day
>keep the pants>delete cosmeticsSimple as
>>499817310I genuinely want to sell the last of my items and quit this game at this point, these devs are so retarded and inept that they can't even change some textures.
>>499817550By remembering what they took from us.>>499702804>>499703574>>499703780It was patched and then reverted within the span of one thread.
>>499816741>>>>too many existing cosmetics >6 pants messed with it (8 if you are generous because idk if the plane and pads worked with the blue pants) >would take an artist at valve maybe an evening to fixit's ... over
>>499817953It's worse than that.This community fix literally fixes ALL the cosmetics.https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2881498552
>>499818113worse, there are already no less than 2 community fixes on the workshop that already fix itValve has the right to modify items, they could do it no problem with the fixes
>>499818113speedster's spandex too and a couple leg cosmetics
>>499816741
>>499816623Whats wrong with the way it is now? The only thing I think is a problem is they still havent unmuted f2ps and fixed sprays back as default. I will also accept but not make myself the srgument that there is too much community content. Otherwise we're in a constant cycle where things just ate never good enough.
>>499818732when did you stat playing?
>>499816741LOOOOOOL but also NOOOBRING IT BACK
>>499816808Bruh my team needs teleporters and I forgot how to aim
>Reverted BLU Scout pants fix because it conflicts with too many existing cosmetics (i.e. emporiumfaggots don't feel like lifting a single finger to fix their trash)you can't make this shit up....
>>499816741Fuck those cosmetics
>>499817098>a fewHow many exactly?
>>4998188812011 on ps3, 2013 or 14 on pc
>>499816741that's itIm voting for Trump
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2881498552&searchtext=LMAO
>>499797547No, it wasn't. The leaked logs showed someone else entirely.
rip blu scout's pantsOctober, 2024 - October, 2024
>>499819527Blutarch won though.
>>499816808engineers are the trolley problems of tf2. they test whether players will contribute to their own success and their team's or whether they'd rather spiral into a pit of uselessness versus a surmountable obstacle
>>499818732>muted f2ps>sprays disabled>wannabe competitive matchmaking fucking SUCKS seriously this is the biggest issue there is and why so many fell out of love with TF2 it's staggering>more than a handful of weapons are so bad that there's no reason to ever use them>no cactus canyon>no rd_asteroid>the dichotomy between the diamond and ambassador jesus christ what were they thinking? revert revert revert
>>499819201>(i.e. emporiumfaggots don't feel like lifting a single finger to fix their trash)you mean "Valve don't feel like lifting a single finger to implement the fixes emporiumfaggots already made"https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2881498552&searchtext=https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2931471738&searchtext=
Fixing Scout’s pants just to revert said fix a day later is infinitely worse than leaving them as they were. It’s a fucking slap to the faceWhat the actual FUCK were they thinking? Couldn’t they think two steps ahead? I was actually happy about it, now my day is ruined. Worst part is seeing people defending the revertMight email Eric about it out of spite. Hell I might track down the creator of every bugged cosmetic and ask them to make an updated versionFirst him refusing to fix the Water Waders because people spent money on it specifically to abuse the exploit, now thisHe was at Valve before TF2 was even a thing, why does he hate the art style so much?Yes I’m seething about this, something good finally happens and it’s instantly reverted
>queue for graveyard>as soon as the match ends a couple people type in chat that they're glad they're done with the contract of this shit ass map every time. I completely agree though that will also be me in 10 minutes
>YOU MAD, BRO?
>>499819307Did you even try reading the thread? >>499818113, >>499818360>>499819695>they test whether players will contribute to their own success and their team'sIt's not that simple. Even if you're the best engineer on the planet, you can't carry some teams, they're just that bad. Even dane, whose entire persona is that he mains engi, ran into this issue
>>499820032i'm referring to whether people will switch classes to destroy the sentry or not
>>499819717They were literally crying and shitting their diapers over having to fix them >>499715183 . No doubt this change is due to some butthurt faggot begging eric to revert it
>>499816741There is no way this is real->isrealHow do you guys put up with the neglects and abuses from valve all these year. I'm genuine concerned
>>499819918It wouldn’t be so bad if one of the bonuses was for when you’re a ghost, like “heal X amount as a ghost”
>>499820087The reverse is still true. I'll often go direct shit soldier, or loch demo, or spy and destroy the nest, my team won't do anything, and there'll be a new nest up within a minute
>>499820158Nigga did you even click the link, both of those fixes were made by emporium members and in the screencap many of them were saying chickenman's fix should've been acceptedThey were being faggots about the corpse carrier but that's only 1 cosmetic left to fix instead of a dozen
>>499815301nigga, do you wanna really support this shadow of a game? >>499816741
>>499820261nothing scratches the way tf2 doesand no I'm not playing the tf2classic mod that has maybe one full server on Friday evening
>>499820261valve is neglectful but not abusiveextremely preferable to the majority of r*tarded game devs right now
>>499820340perks has a 15 CP bonus for finishing a match they could just add that
>Paying for always online multiplayer gameSorry anti uberbros even if it was $1 dollar I wouldn't pay for AA/MTF games. Even if they offer it for free.
>>499819717You know, I wouldn't trust chickenman given how adamant he was on sneaking in a pride flag as a "fix" on the carry van. Its no wonder Eric Smith doesn't trust the community anymore - creators keep betraying it!
>>499816741Oh well
>>499816741tf2 was in fact not saved
>>499820886the desk engineer was the cherry on top. It's apparent that eric can no longer trust creators not to be malicious petty fucks. it's like invasion all over again. creators fucking over everyone else
>>499820261community servers that is all, casual is garbage and full of closet cheaters
>>499818732>>499819704A decade ago we used to get:>frequent updates, both small and big sized, with actual balance changes>promotional materials such as hats, taunts, maps and even weapons.>VALVe-made shit: from hats to brand new gamemodesNowadays things are so bad, gas passer "buff" or BLU scouts pants fix are concidered something big and worthy of celebration
>>499816741>Can't even MTF it rightHow does TF2 get a free pass for things like that?
>>499819704>wannabe competitive matchmaking fucking SUCKS seriously this is the biggest issue there is and why so many fell out of love with TF2 it's staggering>more than a handful of weapons are so bad that there's no reason to ever use themThese existing do not make the game worse than before, they are ignorable and do not detract. >amby vs diamondbackFair point. Did I memory hole or did they finally add the glow to a crit amby before it shoots?
>>499817098
Now I'm not so glad that somebody works on TF2 instead of no one at all. I'd like to see Eric and the other faggot contractor gone, leave the game as is till the world blows up, 64 bit update is the best they could've given us after all these years. No more cosmetics, maps, "fixes", crates, anything.It would be better than continuing to suffer their non-commitment, lack of gumption and backtracking.
blu pantsisters...
>>499821262Ok, but we HAVE those updates now. We're playing in the game that contains that content already. Sure more updates would be nice, and I'm not blind on how unlikely more would be in the future but the state of the game after [X] was added is the sum of gamestate prior + X, so unless you take points away for bad updates like MyM or the amby nerf, which are valid to do, I still assert it's better than it ever has been. Things like the horrid rank system suck but don't detract from the game, so at worst that counts for 0 as opposed to a negative imo.
We can rest easy for now, anti unecessary "fixes" bros
>>499821680>eric>praised as the only man who gives a shit about tf2 to work on it>"yeah, I want to see him replaced"
>>499821316>>Can't even MTF it rightme when i've been injecting my hormones incorrectly
the "4chan is one person" fallacy and it's consequences have been a disaster for the imageboard race
>>499821863They are QOL fixes, for people who are (forced) to pay MTX or just the MTX part of the game
Never playing Scout on BLU again
>>499822178I AM the hacker known a 4chan
I just emailed eric about the pants bros. I'm a workslopper so it's possible he reads it.
>>499822063Read my post again, I'm not asking for replacements.
>>499822421I understand and apologize
I am the 4chan here!
>>499821376>These existing do not make the game worse than beforeYes they do.>>499821376>they are ignorable and do not detractRetard. *spit*
>>499822746https://youtu.be/CPMvetXkuk8
>We’ve reached a point where cosmetics take priority over art style and team recognitionKill me
>>499822421*Replace this*
>>499821790using the wrong pants
>>499823078*whispers* later...
>>499821863I can agree that it's better than the last 7 years. Compared to good old days things still suck.>we HAVE those updates now. We're playing in the game that contains that content already.I don't understand your point because it sounds stupid but I will respond with this: we may have those updates now, but we lack VALVe's care like we used to.
>>499823160haha
Scout still has the BLU belt loops, they just straight up reverted back to the bugged one
If this isn't proof that emporium troons have too much influence over the game, nothing is.
We have those updates, and we have VALVe's ("Valve") care.This is just what Valve's care translates to now.
My boycott of Team Fortress 2 has ended now that the pants have been fixed.All is well with the universe again...
Scout's bugged pants were always sovl. The "fixed" pants are soulless. If TF2 was a flawless game on launch it wouldn't have been TF2
why can't they add a community fix from someone who didn't make the item if the tf2 steam workshop terms of use is essentially "i can do whatever i want to your item if i add it lol"
>>499823160AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>499823687there's nothing stopping them from doing it other than their own lazinessif they download someone else's texture fix it's still valve doing the work of implementing it and is therefore covered, the real issue is eric is fapping to fempyro and eating pink cookies all day instead
compfags are right about class limits but only for medic and engineer
>>499823597anon...................
>I lost my pants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSm0wHJt2LwKek what a benny
>>499824034love this video
>>499823837eric is not so based as to enjoy fempyro
>>499823459Why the fuck does valve think that is fine. Its fucking not.
>>499824412>hiking boots with a bayou tuxedo and slickback on boston boy
>>499825030Hiking boots? I just thought they look comfy.
>>499824412fullbody cosmetic sets are just le bad
>>499702498>already reverted after 1 day LMAO KWAB
>>499825159Oh.
https://youtu.be/zSm0wHJt2Lw?t=162LITERALLY me
>>499825590you just posted this
this WILL be the last time you pee me
next OP image
>>499825942lel
>>499825159>>499825529yeah it kinda sucks that scout doesn't have better shoes. your best bet for fancy ones are the ones from the expiration date set
>doing much better with the bfb than the stock scattergunbut I thought it was a bad weapon? the YouTube man lied to me…sure you lose your boost a lot but it’s very easy to gain it all back with a meatshot, wrap assassin, or damaging secondary.YouTubers keep lying to gamers about “bad” weapons that aren’t actually bad at all like the third degree, shortstop, brass beast, bfb, and huo long heater, all of which are perfectly serviceable sidegrades to the “meta” options
>>499826353>YouTubers keep lying to gamers about “bad” weaponshere's a truth nuke for ya: it's the youtubers that are bad
>>499825590>>499824034>it's literally nothing but him seething about Europeans and LAN cope
>>499826353Every Scout weapon has been nerfed, for some reason. Even though he's not a centralizing force on most maps in the game, he needs to be pigeonholed.
soldier fags act like the admittedly unjustified base jumper nerf was their 9/11 when scout mains had to deal with an entire holocaust’s worth of nerfs in the exact same retarded jungle inferno update
>>499702804>>499818038>sold the brooklyn booties yesterday>Reverted BLU Scout pants fix because it conflicts with too many existing cosmeticsI'm genuinely even more mad now cause i wanted them to at least be coherent with that.
Someone explainIs Valve not allowed to edit items without the creator's consent? What kind of rule is that? Eric had to ask the Desk Engineer guy to remove the tranny flag instead of just removing it himself, what if the guy said no? Would it still be in-game?I'm genuinely confused, if they're allowed to edit items it would take a weekend to change the color of the items affected, I know this is Valve but surely they're not THAT lazy to just revert the fix instead of fixing the items, right?
>>499827038Nobody gives a fuck about the Shit Jumper besides Tardsty (which is actually just a mask to hate Uncle Dane and muh comp)
>>499827835From the Steam subscriber agreement:"Notwithstanding the license described in Section 6.A, Valve will only have the right to modify including to create derivative works from your Workshop Contribution in the following cases: (a) Valve may make modifications necessary to make your Contribution compatible with Steam and the Workshop functionality or user interface, and (b) Valve or the applicable developer may make modifications to Workshop Contributions that are accepted for in-Application distribution as it deems necessary or desirable to enhance gameplay or make it compatible with the Workshop-Enabled App. Under Section 6.A, you grant for free to Valve and its affiliates the right to modify, including to create derivative works from, your Workshop Contribution. As a result, you are not entitled to any compensation from Valve as a result of Valve’s modifications."tl;dr Valve absolutely can modify anything accepted, they just don't for some reason
Fixing Scout's pants without thinking about how it might effect existing cosmetics and then reverting the change the very next day just goes to show how little thought it put into modern TF2 "development."
>>499704809I'M SORRY /TF2G/ I POSTED THIS IRONICALLY I DIDN'T THINK VALVE WOULD ACTUALLY GO THROUGH WITH IT AIEEEEEE
>>499828076You did this.
>>499828076It's ALL YOUR FAULT
Are they stupid? there's gonna be an even worse backlash now.
>>499827498
Reminder that if you're bothered by the revert you can write Eric a polite and concise email but where you express your discontent with the change
>>499828660I already did, even linked to the community fixes and highlighted the Steam subscriber agreement that already covers modifications
>>499828728where do i send the emal?
>>499828782https://www.valvesoftware.com/en/contact?contact-person=Eric%20Smith
Would Eric eat a Mexican pink cookie
>>499828782erics@valvesoftware.com has worked for me in the past
>>499829175what's the catch
>>499829175That's clearly red not pink
>>499827835they can they just don't want to
>>499828872NTA but just wrote one
Who even gives a fuck about Scout's pants color seriously?
>>499829761I do
>>499829761Me
>>499829297>>499828872Thank you, wrote one.I wanna speak to the traders and economy illuminati that keep this game alive with their cash because it's probably their fault that they reverted this change. Ponder on the actual state of the game first, this new back lash will just lower your movements as people will get angry and stop playing. Contribute with the community and in case try to cooperate in implementing those fixes.
>>499828076FUCK YOU BITCH
>>499828076AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>499829434You might get diabetes from it>>499829456Is this pink enough for you Mr. Smith.
>>499830129That's more of a salmon color but I'll allow it
Why doesn't the Bonk give knockback immunity on use? It'd make sense canonically and make the weapon actually useful
>>499827835They can, it's their own game, Eric just has no balls so he asks pretty please.
Does anyone know what HUD this is? It's clearly one of those "improved vanilla mods" but I haven't seen any where the Huntsman Charge is over to the left of the ammo like that before.
>>499830007Even then some of those economy maniac are retards cause more scouts jackets/pants looks way better with the blue pants.
>>499829696>>499830007Make sure you're as polite as possible so he doesn't just delete the email and ignore the issue
>>499830189>2 or more Scouts coordinate and drink bonk>body block enemies into corners with no way to stop themIt would be too funny, there's no way they'd change it like that.
Just make it a fucking toggle option, like the style for the hats.There, solved.
>>499830607That would involve too much effort.
>>499826353it's bad compared to the scattergun in that it's a crutch. you trade peak performance for a gimmick
>>499829434you'll choke on the dryness and no amount of water will quench your thirstsuch is the fate of consumers of marzipan
>>499830248>guy is clearly using a viewmodel fix that removes the sniper's right glove and puts the watch on his left wrist to match his worldmodel>huntsman rigging is retarded and mirrors the arms for some stupid reason, so his left glove and watch are now on his right arm and his left arm is bareit would be so easy for them to fix shit like this instead of screwing around with pants that nobody cares about, and wow, it wouldn't even make tradefags mad
>>499829761I doPeople have been bringing it up here for years now
>>499830565But you can already do this with two medics (one with stock uber and the other with quick fix uber)
how do you forget that cosmetics exist before pushing the pants update
>>499832874Cosmetics aren't the game.
>>499832874Because only stupid retards use cosmetics
>>499832874It wouldn't surprise me if Joshie did the initial fix then Eric stepped in>JOSHUA YOU TRANS FUCK LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
Scout's pants should be AUSTRALIUM GOLD
>>499832564it gets brought up like twice a year by the same autist or a tourist who just watched a youtube video about it
>>499833112he pissed himself
>>499833218please don't tell miss pauling
>>499816741the current developer team does not deserve TF2
>>499833282I'm telling her because that pee was meant to go in her mouth and he wasted it
did they remove some hats from the pool or something? suddenly some craft hats are being bought up for 20+ refined or is this some site being retarded and being exploited
Launching people with the FaN is way too fun
>>499833495which ones and what site, if you dont mind telling?
>>499833663i was selling my weapon drops for the week on scrap.tf then noticed my mutton chops went from being worth 1.33 refined to nearly 20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t13wDqsZhSw>Eric waking up to a bazillion "Blue Scout pants fix" emails tomorrow be like:
>>499832756>implying anyone plays Medic in current year
>>499833814on monday*
I can't play scout anymore it doesn't feel the same without my blue pants
I can't play spy anymore it doesn't feel the same without my son's blue pants
I can't play spy anymore it doesn't feel the same without my gun's long range
>>499834007that makes no sense, why would less people play him all of the sudden when everyone knows he's the best class in the game?
>>499833814Wouldn't surprise me if he put "pants" "blue" and "scout" as spam filters
Does Eric have “pink” and “cookie” as part of his spam filter
>>499834937Because they're never on my team
>>499834937there's already barely anyone playing medic. no, those people with crossbows aren't medics>>499835272how long until a pink cookie cosmetic makes it into the game? took a while before we got the gabe glasses and the robin walkers
>>499833495>>499833784lmfao they closed the selling trade section, there was definitely something up
>>499776759My name I got banned for was "Confederate Pregnant Anne Frank"
>>499835430You couldn’t put it in directly. I would throw it in with a bunch of Christmas cookie variations to draw attention away.It would also have to be a paintable to make it pink. Give the cookie of our interest too much attention and Eric will eat the computer, so then he won’t be able to put it into the game.
>is worth 4 keys now
trading has ruined this game
>>499778645>competitive 2fort>all stock items>no cosmetics>no arbitrary and subjective restrictions on certain unlocks>COMPETITIVE 2FORT i didn't know the ancient compfags were so based.... we must retvrn. i would probably be a compfag if they still actually played the game like this
>>499836617Only the dress-up aspect of it, which is inherently gay.
>https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3354706335&searchtext=OY VEY... THE EMPORIUM IS NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS...
>&searchtext=
>>499837374what does konata signify in this image
>>499837937mfw
>>499838307i like your hair
>>499823837didnt know eric was a cringe gooner who likes the color p*nk
>>499836617I remember being on dustbowl as a kid on my first account wishing they'd add trading because I got like 6 chargin targes in a row as drops or something
>>499836885who would win?
>>499836885absolute gemmy
I feel like /tf2g/ says the color pink more than red and blu(e) combined
i dont get the pink cookie meme but i also just play the game
tf3 will be lime vs. pink
>>499836885>>499839114aren't buckteeth a chinese thing though
>>499839432Gold teeth + goblin + funny black hat
what's wrong with the color pink...
>>499839114
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT FIX THE BLU SCOUT PANTS MY COSMETICS!!!!
I'm thinking rn about playing tf2but I'm genuinely too lazy to actually launch it and play
lmao...
>>499835430Already exists, people have been joking about it for a decadehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=90816428
>>499840565why did you repost an image already in the thread like it somehow needed reposting already>>499715183
oh yuck he's touching the frosting
>>499839114Well the jew Engie has a Pyromutt to protect him
does anybody else yell out in agony irl whenever they die in tf2
>>499840565THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>499841401No but when a spy backstabs me i always jump out of my seat in surprise
>don't touch his sentry nest pendejo, engineers are our great ally o algo-*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>they already fixed itsighWhy am i never around when those market crash happen?
>>499841401no but whenever a scout gives me backshots i moan
>>499841401only if my gargoyle souls haven't sucked into me yet or it's right in front of a crumpkin
The next thread should be the same OP image but with red pants BLU scout posing over a blu pants grave.
>>499841474LOOOOOL
>u-um, please don't touch his sentry nest, I'm not done sucking his cock yet, tee-hee!
>>499841816agreed
>pov: purple furry profile pic discord duo just infilitrated the dead eu lobby to farm contracts
The blue pants were based, and if you claim otherwise you are cringe.
>>499842129Who cares dude
>>499842437
>>499842552sorry im really mentally ill and the entire furry/trans community fucked my mother
>>499842584What are these buildings made of?
>>499842437cute webm
>>499842584Trvke fortress
If Eric had a problem with blu scout's blue pants breaking cosmetics, why not make it a option to turn it off/on instead of reverting it
>>499843287that takes effort
>>499841401whenever a merc I'm playing as dies I take off my hat and say "thank you for your service" irl
>Mann Manor>blue team>haven't even taken A>overtime kicks in>we push them back to their shortcut door>like 75% capped, 4 men on point>ahoot a pipe at enemy in hatch>get the kill>he drops a crumpkin>spam the fuck out of that door with my remaining pipes>shitting pants>hold down V>"HEY WATCH OUR FOR THAT C-">red soldier bursts through door>1 rocket>5 dead>"YOUVE FAILED"At least that just made someone's day hopefully
Why wont they just readd paint spells?
>>499842129who's the 2nd one
>>499844880same reason they won't do reruns of crates and instead just push the seasonal cases onto the game
>>499844880Economy crash.
>>499842694Gravelium>>499844880It would upset whales. Also artificial scarcity, a la Nintendo not making enough of those funkopop things that plug into the switch to drive up interest
https://youtu.be/EszTU9NXL_8I honestly wouldn't mind this if they added all the animation fixes of tf2c as well
SEX WITH FEMBOY SCOUT
>>499845983That's no less homosexual than sex with regular scout
London KINO
>>499845983People from Boston can't be femboys.
>>499846360Wait did they start doing London servers? I've noticed a new server type in EU and my ping is really low (I'm in London)
>>499846760So youre basically on 0?
sonics arms arent blue but its blu scouts pants
>>499846360>call myself "Warcrimes Enjoyer" once>lose a couple of steam friends within a day
>its ANOTHER year of doing Precipiss
>>499846890No, like 7 ping, it should be 0-3 if it was London but where else could it be? It didn't say Stockholm or frankfurt on the leader board but instead some bizarre abbrevation
*falls on knees**rips shirt, revealing hard ripped pecs and abs**lifts head and screams at the thunderstorm*SCOUT'S PAAAAAAAAAAAANTS
>>499847165I get 5 and i'm from up north thoughMust just be better internet
New display in the common area for loot, also updates with current selections. Non-interactable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKC0jN-GfhA
>>499816741valve will burn
>>499816741If gabber doesn't make a video about this he's not a true tf2 fan
>>499847302Put some gay porn somewhere
>>499847017The least edgy name on the average friends list
>>499847205>mfw pepper spraying a Valve employee before leaving their headquarters
>>499848114point to the roll you won, profligate
>EU precipice server>its chill>no furry/tranny shit going on>no redditors having a meltdown over someone saying diggermaggot in chat>requeue after server dies on NA server>get an LA server>stalemate on last point as usual>#FreePalestine name>kids micspamming>some other fags on VC Remove all verbal communication in casual matches i shouldnt have to go through thisNever left a server so quickly
>>499847165post default hud scoreboard u ninny
>>499849072you can do this yourself by ping limiting yourself
>>499849072Personally, I don't mind the micspam if it's music. Reminds me of the good times.
A SECOND UPDATE HAS HIT THE BLU SCOUT'S PANTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTrMYauvX8M
really, /tf2g/? a fucking 9/11 joke about the BLU Scout's pants being changed? You people are monsters. It's still too soon.
THEY HIT THE PANTSAGON!!!
>>499850330sorry... my bad :(
uh oh, i think scout's pants need changing...
>>499849304I thought i had. Atleast dont give me west coast US. That place is forsaken.
>Kill someone as Sniper>https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/40/Sniper_specialcompleted02.wavwtf how did they know back in 2007???
>>499850330I KNEW PEOPLE WHO DIED AT THAT SHIT!!!
Reminder that the Sydney Sleeper and Base Jumper got changed recently to have team colorsThere is hope artstylebros...
>sniper has expensive shit>hes actually goodPANICC
Any tips for completing contracts faster? Queuing for the same map for a third or fourth round with the same sweatlords is getting tiresome and I've only managed to do 4 so far
>>499851421>dress in flashy cosmetics and bright unusuals that highlight my head>enemy nohats sniper desperate to be accused of cheating disconnects when i dominate himmany such cases
>>499851685Nope theres only suffering>t. been on Precipiss for way longer than i should have like every other year because idk it just sucks and i suck
>>499851685>Harvest contract can be done quickly with the Natascha>Pit of Death and Mannsylvania can be done quickly by collecting a pickup, going somewhere safe like near spawn, and spamming L to drop and re-collect the pickup>Helltower can be done in one round if you reach the skull island and keep stepping in and out of the Bombinomicom>Go for Gargoyles but make sure there aren't enemies around that could kill you before you collect the souls
Such an emotional rollercoaster every year doing Precipice on dead servers, the worst case scenario always happening somehow
>Also, we only update items (after they've been accepted/shipped) to fix severe problems that were missed when the item was originally importedWell that was a fucking lie
>>499853279That was always a lie because they pretend it doesn't matter with war paints>oh people might LIKE it being broken
>>499851685stack with 5 people and they practically autocompletebut doing this gets u sent to hell where the devil tortures u forever for being a stack player so theres a give and take
this tranny in the tf2c discord wants asspats for apparently being the person responsible for getting the blue pants fix added in the first place, without providing any proof to back these claims up
>>499853868thats why i rollbacked the change
>>499853962Thanks Eric <3
Had really weird semi false de ja vu (or as i like to say tee eff vu)Thought i had already played Hellstone this year but then thought maybe it was just de ja vu from last year. Then i realised i had played some of the map over 2 weeks ago before the contracts dropped
>>499849837I ran into someone playing a history lesson on Revolutionary War yesterday. Good times
>>499850330where?
We really need Sign anon to return to protest as BLU Scout to bring back the blue pants
>>499853279i would consider items being used as part of an exploit to obscure team colors to be a severe problem :)
>>499854732Too bad bucko, people already spent money on it so our hands are tied. Sorry not sorry! :)
>>499849837i find myself kicking micspammers now without ever really knowing why. sometimes they're like annoying xbox kids who repeat whatever someone else in VC is saying but in a nasally tone, or they constantly try to interrupt a short convo with fake coughs, or they play some badly audio balanced trash music, or the fitnessgram pacer test, or some episode of a tv show. i just can't be bothered with these people, nobody ever micspams good shit anymore>>499850692if you're matching to servers in the US from the UK, you set your ping limit way too high. the max should be like, 80
>>499854913I don't agree with Eric here but I also blame the creator for waiting so long (3 years) to suggest changing the paint region when people were already abusing it not long after it was added
the blue pants were woke and an insult to Gabe Newell and im glad they were reverted
>>499855029I was in a zombie match the other day and there were a series of annoying micfags who'd trickle in to the game either doing bad borat impressions or the coughing thing, and they all got kicked for the most part. Some guy said he wondered why those people acted like niglets and this pasty white guy started getting all offended for the next 10 minutes. Funnily enough, the guy who said they were niglets came on the mic like 5 minutes after and started cussing out the white dude with a thick louisiana accent for trying to be offended on his behalf, and then tried educating the guy on the difference between black folk and niggas
I turn off VC in TF2 and just listen to music as I frag
>>499856003>listen to music>can still hear the spy uncloaking 3 rooms away
How rare is it to get the same halloween cosmetic twice in a row after never getting it before?
>>499856234Let me guess, jupiter jumpers
>>499855559NA moment lmfao
>>49985623450% chance for it to happen 50% chance for it to not happen
>>499856337some sniper hat
>>499851685Medic gets a ton of points if you pocket the right peopleScout (especially in Koth maps) benefits from 1v1s and crit pumpkin pickupsSoldier with conch gets you easy souls from assits Engineer for retarded scouts running aimlessly Pick Pyro during the pre round and kill every enemy even if they're friendly
>>499856234like 1/500 or something idk how probabilities work
One of the only loadouts where Demoman isn't black at all.
>ubersaw scout>xbow some fucker miles away right afterwardsMhmhmmhmm yehhh
Should I revive the ancient meme replacement texture for the october event?
What’s the best Scout loadout if you’re really bad at the game?
>>499858242bonk atomic punch + FANflank and shoot unsuspecting snipers and enemy spawn
>>499858242full stock except maybe pocket pistol. Having a melee you can actually kill with is unironically quite useful especially if you're bad. But the atomiser is great if you're not a fresh install.Scatter gun is the best at all skill levels
>>499816741too funny
>>499855559This is why I have voice chat entirely disabled, sprays disabled, decal items disabled. Don't need to see or hear other people's faggot shit
im just waiting for the taunts sale at christmas
>>499859545pathetic
>>499853868>without providing any proof to back these claims upThere's a screencap of xer email here:>>499715183but either way attributing all of the responsibility to 1 rando's email and not including the video Shounic made on it that blew up and was way more influential is retarded
>>499859545>t. started playing after 2016
i miss when shortstop didnt have 50% longer reload time
Okay, got the server reserved. Still have to pack the map, upload it to steam, and load sourcemod on the server, then we'll be good to go for sunday.
i miss when ambassador didnt suck ass
i miss when righteous bison sucked only the regular amount of ass
HDR is possible on the event map, but not encouraged.
>>499829761I haven't played TF2 in years, yet I've visited this thread twice this week exclusively because of Scout's pants.
>>4998601832009 ackshually
>>499861274eww
>>499861461Yeah, it's bad.
>>499861547god i should dick around in hammer more, it's so fun
>>499861572It's pretty fun, I built a whole ass skybox town, including the basic forms of the event buildings this month.
this is seriously so fucking gay>throw tesla spell>it does 8 dmg and doesnt suck up any1>enemy faggot throws same spell>it does 500 billion dps and i get sucked in from 20 feet awayIM DOING THE SAME THING THEY ARE
Have you tried wanting it more?
>>499861935yeah, I made super rudimentary battle arenas for my friend and I to do goofy 1v1 retard fights this was over a decade ago ;_;
>>499863340I mean, there is absolutely no cover here, soldier and demo go crazy, scout shits on em with double jump, most low mobility classes get their ass ate.
>>499863490cover is a crutch for shitters
Which class is the most annoying to die to when they cast a spell
>>499863560I aint too proud to shit.
>>499863747source engine fills me with such joy nothing else can compare
rip blu scot's pants it was fun while it lasted, cuz valve can't implement even one community fix due to sheer laziness and abandonment of this fucking game
Everyone must know that I got two birds so they can be jealous of my birds
>>499863576soldier
I am so tired of whiners whining about me complaining when I'm top 3 and they're bottom board bitches who can't shoot a fucking w+m1 pyro when I'm doing literally everything else to make the game easier for them
>>499866182>jealousI am, of that haunted sir hootsalot. I've gotten 3 and all are unique.
>enemy decides to take the 5x as long flank route for no reason when they have a teleporter specifically just to accidentally kill me when I run out of cloakgive spy wallhacks when cloaked or some shit or get rid of spawning wallhacks I am so tired of this garbage
>>499702498Articles already being posted about what the emporium broke as if it's still fixed
>>499867240>that fresh install red pyro who takes the long way around badwater when blu hasn't even capped the first point yet
>>499867451Good, maybe it'll put pressure on Valve to re-fix it
it's gonna troll em and give me 300 more duped pyro cosmetics for the rest of my pumpkins
>>499868586troll me*>forgot img
>reverted pants fixNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>matches are always 3:1 stompfests>"haha gg ez u guise suck B^)" -faggot and his 5 faggot friends stomping noobsretire this shitty glicko SBMM system it's clearly and objectively shit and doesn't work whatsoever
>>499853868I recognize this personhttps://streamable.com/cu7lna
>>499871917the fuck am I listening to
>>499853868nobody cares except you, anon
how do third worlders manage to get any kills at all? at 80 ping my gun won't do damage to people unless they're standing still
>>499816741Ok but whyisn it because its too much work for worksloppers to update like 5-6 pants?why implement an update only to revert it right away?
>>499875009nobody's steering the ship over at vale haytch cue
>>499875069email valver everyday so they revert it, i want blu pants nowimma spam them 100 emails per dya to do it
>>499863953this is a motionless model, not a player.
i miss blu pants bros
>>499732947Meanwhile the war paint I bought two of in St. FN got cheaper by $20RIP money.
on the one hand, haunted cosmeticson the other hand, dirty copies that are otherwise identical, and MONEY
6 hours later the server is up, admin is working, and the plugins I need are working. See you Sunday.
>>499875493heavy after finding out they took blu scout's pants
need fempyro booba or booty
>>499878484why not both
>>499830189Scout dodges at the exact same direction where the knockback would have been
>>499831952Huntsman is animated on the left side of the screen. Huntsman viewmodel is mirrored by default.
>>499878752Cuz then I'll get too distracted doing something else and might not finish my contract this match and then I'll need to play ANOTHER round of ghost fort
>>499878752Because I only have two hands
>>499874006Play engineer
Emporium members are lazy subhumans and so are Valve employees.
why the fuck do medics uber me as a demo when i'm out of ammo what the fuck you want me to do i'm awful at landing direct hits at anything remotely moving
>>499879065>>499879204Too bad, both is good
>>499880208Well I finished my contract so I have some time in my wait queue to appreciate...
>>499880192some of the emporium members already had fixes for the pants cosmetics, so valve is actually lazier somehow
>>499879423I do, but it's frustrating when a spy or a pyro shows up and I lay 8 meatshots into them and most of them don't register and then I die
>>499880412
>>499880649You're too good to me. If only this fucking queue was, but then again it's dead/european hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTLf3EZZKQomedic mains are eating good
>>499880782The queue times are getting long in general. Much like my painis
>>499880202most people don't notice you can see your pocket's ammo in the hud
>>499880867https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2ydl-pkKzYwatch this if you think medic is an easy class...
>>499880964I hear that. I'm probably gonna blow off the rest of the contracts and hang around in Sand Castle purgatory until I'm ejected out
>>499881331>>499881331>>499881331New thread with a matching image
>>499881384WHAT DUH
>>499881252Good choice, Sandcastle is a GOATED map
>>499881517Yeah, I love it so much. Just pure chaos, and more of an excuse to use my lewd objectors. Wish it were year-round.
I usually get cosmetic or warpaint cases from completing contracts, but has anyone ever gotten normal, non-Halloween-related items as a result of completing contracts before? I just finished the Freaky Fair contract and got an Ubersaw instead of a cosmetic or war paint case like I usually get. I did also get a cosmetic item that did not have to be unboxed, though.
>>499845278who cares?>t. inventory full of spelled items
