>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-115>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passworderg>Touch Bloodstain:>>498958161
Actual latest patch link:https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-116
>FROMSOFT always adds an npc that’s a hint to the next game >Igon is clearly a recreation of Moby Dick>The Bloodborne fan theory that Bloodborne 2 will be an open world setting where you sail a boat in the open lovecraftian sea going to different island and continents Its happening brehs
First for snek girl
>>499272145>bloodborne>OPEN WORLD>OPEN WORLD>OPEN WORLDslitting my throat right now FUCKING STOP
>>499272814We are NOT going back
>>499272890MAKE IT STOPYOU CAN'T JUST HAVE A FUCKING OPEN OCEAN FOR HALF THE GAME MIYAZAKI
bumpy
>>499272145What was the NPC in ds3 that hinted to ER?
>>499272145Igon is not out of place though. Dryleaf Dane is. Next game will be magic martial arts.
>>499272814>larger masses of land are legacy dungeons with a few hub areas inbetween>"open world" is the sea>smaller islands spread through the map are the fodder dungeons
Explain to me right fucking now why Beast's Roar ash for war is Keen despite the fact that it's given to you by GURRANQ who gives you the STRENGTH sacred seal or I'm going to fucking do it this time I'm not kidding
>>499272971Dont tempt him, you'll get an ocean wide swamp that slow your travel speed, eat your boat hull and has enemies constantly dragging you from the side to a watery demise.
Hey anons, if I wanted to do the most poise damage in a single hit, what weapon or/and ash of war should I use? I never tried maximum unga bunga build so I dont know what to aim for the build
What's a good way to make the game hard enough to force me to use everything I got while at the same time not staying at level 1 or restricting the weapons I can use
>>499277647For dlc, scadutree level 0 max RL 100 was a blast until radahn, base game just run any build other than wretch and only use given stats and base items.
Bruh does anyone actually enjoy RL 150 as a meta? This sucks I haven't won a single invade since it's all ganks on PC or cheaters, I'm assuming gimmick builds are all this has to offer or tryhard duels. Going back to my 70 14+ character yall keep your sweaty meta
>>499279490yummy tears
>>499279490Honest players invading at 150 are begging for aneurysms, only gimmicks work around there and yea there's a couple good fights you may get from time to time as an honest play but usually it's ganks and PC is the worst for it
>>499274003next game will be spellmachinists
>>499279490I enjoy it from time to time on PS, but the damage is way too high and my win rate is abysmal compared to my old rl60 or even current rl90
>>499279895You have arenas for honesty, invades are for shenanigans
I dont get why people don't just go invade +200, that's where you find actual normal players replaying the game honestly
>>499279490Since when did reddit become the end all be all of what constitutes the meta? Play what you want, I've been running 115 after someone here posted about it and I've never had more fun. Organic invades with actual players, actually have good fights with solo hosts, I mean it's my new favorite RL after 30 stormveil got a little stale
>>499279490>He's still invadingStop wasting your time with such a half baked piece of shit multiplayer
>>499280643it's the last chance, soon the game will die completely. I need to play my pure casters so I don't regret not doing it
>>499280561No you don't but good try.Let's break this down psychologically. If you - a normie - are playing this game for the first time for whatever reason, you're going to follow whatever path you think is the right one to finish the game. You may level up along the way and maybe get to 150 by the time you reach farum but you're going to be missing so much along the way it's unlikely you even have the capacity to level your weapon to 25+ and we don't know what that could be this hosts are at. Now at 200, if you went that high and managed to get a 25+ weapon along the way, it's almost a given the game can be beaten by even the dumbest of players and once it's beaten, normies DONT COME BACK. Normies stop playing the game, it's over and they move on. Why? Because they are well adjusted and social creatures. They don't need to do arenas or invades. But you? The sweaty tryhard? You get stuck at 200 with other sweaty tryhards and that's the shit hole you all get to fight in.
>>499272649kino kill
>>499281045No, I mean it, I am pretty much "a normie" to your standards, I have never invaded, I only help people beat bosses or clear dungeons and I am arouns 250 by now, I havent even beaten the DLC yet, I'm afraid anon you are just bitter and tryhard.
>>499282002This is with respect to invasions you illiterate moron. You can always find people at any level even 713 to PVE with that's not the topic, I'm talking about invades which is what You were talking about faggot. Stick to your ESL classes or get a refund cause they clearly aren't working.
>>499280859Enjoy wasting your valuable time on earth feeding shameless gankers and shitters I guess
>>499252283Lmfao that is hilarious. I don't hate Mikey as much as some people do clearly. If you were in his position (having the haligtree fail, having malenia fail, failing to resurrect godwyn) resurrecting Radahn would've been the only course of action.>>499267772Idk, a character dedicated either to pure strength or pure dex is fun. They play totally differently from each other and other builds in the same way that INT or FAI builds are. I don't use drawstrings though.
>>499281045>i play the game a certain way so everyone else must play it like that tooYeah, nah. I know plenty of normies, not all, but plenty, who have played through the game more than once. Hell, one of them is a lawyer with a wife and kid.
>>499283431Always going to be offshoots but I take data from redditors and always see after completion they move on. This is strictly from internet anecdotal evidence. Believe what you want but I know I'm right and the numbers and complaints don't lie to me.
>>499285553Oh thanks for letting me know. You should fuck off back to r*ddit in that case.
>>499285763Good argument
Raping ergy femanons doe
>>499286607Why would you do that?
>>499286882They want it
>>499286240You don't even have an argument. You stated your "data" is from reddit posts and straight up admit its anecdotal internet evidence. Go back.
>>499287110Proof?
>>499287110wouldnt that not be rape
>>499287668One femanon said she wanted to be raped to death
What’s the lore reason all the people and nobles wandering around in EldenRing r zombies and why does everything attack us instead of talking to us or being peaceful.
Anyone have any experience with Rakshasa's set and invasions? Specifically the damage penalty? Does it seem a bit stupid to invade with it on?
>>499287559Many things are strictly anecdotal, how do you think stereotypes exist? I'm right you're wrong, you're a faggot I'm straight, I'm tall you're short etc etc and you're boring now.
>>499277228poise damage or stance damage?
>>499288480Thats weird.
>>499279490>as a metathere is not and has never been an invasion meta in any fromsoft gamethe level is for duels
>>499288815>do a little bit more damage in exchange for taking more damage in a game where you could be oneshotup to you i guesslook at it like those clutch rings, same deal>>499288679no lore they just did hollows again
>>499289549Whats the difference?
>>499288978Take your meds.
>>499290126one is to players / to stagger enemies out of animations and one is to stancebreak things
>>499282868same can be said about any vidya-related activity. I'm not spending too much time and in fact, on PS, I mostly fight completely normal players
>>499288480How would that even work?
I would fuck parky so hard
>>499290130You first
>>499290260So stance is more PVE poise is more PVP/pve? Is that why milady one handed sucks against heavy armor?
>>499290663Good question, presumably her pussy would become chafed by hundreds of anons using it and she'd eventually die from blood loss. However I'm not an expert on the subject.
>>499290663rape is not exactly the gentlest physical at, so presumably after a couple hundred guys the internal bleeding would get her
>>499291231>>499291421Why would you willingly be someone in line towards the end? Wouldn't it be gross by then?
>>499292410people have done far grosser things than gangrape some poor girland besides, it's not like you can't hose her down halfway through
>>499290998>So stance is more PVE poise is more PVP/pve?not sure what you just askedthings have poise and things (enemies) have a stance baryou do enough poise damage to break their poise and they'll get staggered out of their animation, like using an ultragreatsword to stunlock an enemy that would keep attacking if hit by something like a daggeryou do enough stance damage to break their stance bar and they'll let you do a critical hit on themboth use the poise values for attacks I think, but I think that for poise you need to hit enemies in one go like hitting a thresholdstance meanwhile is just a bar you depleteare you trying to posebreak players (which is really easy now actually, some weapons do 200+ poise damage to players which you're hardly hitting without hyperarmor) or are you trying to stancebreak bosses
>>499292410It's what she wants, and as a certified reddit fedora wholesome chungus, I can only oblige.
>>499290709coomer posts are offtopic.bingo brawlers posts are on topic tho. Bingo is based, does anyone else watch it?My only problem is the boss fight focus. It's interesting it inspired devs of some game to make their pvp
>>499293231I like bingo but I haven't watched any of bingo brawlers
>>499290998>Is that why milady one handed sucks against heavy armor?for this i don't know what you mean, heavy armor what?players?milady onehanded does 70+ poise damage to players so they'd need more than that (it does 74 actually) or lower with the bullgoat ring (it reduces the poise damage you take)in pve it does a little bit more than a straightsword, like around 7 stance damage per hit. something like spinning slash does 30, a guardcounter with a straightsword does like 30 I think, guardcounters do a fuckton of stance damage to mobs and do it fast and safe so it's a good way to stancebreakif that's all you're trying to do you might want to just try a guardcounter build, or you could try a colossal weapon with hyperarmor ashes and using a lot of charged R2ssquare off on a regular straightsword does 40 stance damage with the heavy attack, you can find this stuff in the wiki and in the google doc with weapon values if you're curious, ashes of war that look like they hit hard usually do good stance damage, some are weapon dependant with big hammers usually coming out on top
>>499293231I watched season 2 I think, the streamer melties were kinda funny.
>>499293736season 2 was very good, had the best strategic works, but now season 4 may be better with the DLC map layout. But I think some players aren't good enough for the competition unlike. Watching some of these dudes makes me wish I had time to learn speedrunning
>>499294464*unlike season 2.
>>499273659Sekiro was their last game before ER and it's *clearly* the Pot Noble
>>499295063Ha, I never made the connection to this guy. That's pretty funny.>>499273659Not DS3, but my vote for Sekiro being teased was Yamamura's Set in Bloodborne. Hell, the torso especially looks exactly like Wolf's garb.I think one of the hints to Elden Ring was actually Ludwig, as he was a character who could see figments of light. No one else could see them but him, and they guided him in their own elusive way. Not so different from the guidance of grace at all if you think about it.
>page 9
>>499299903We literally went an hour without a thread at all because no one made a new one
>>499295063Makes a lot of sense, especially with how pots ended up being one of the central pieces of the story after the DLC came out
>>499299903well what are we gonna talk aboutthe dlc was lame
>>499301282we're going to talk about marika's tits
I have one last character save. what do I make?Great Katana Samurai guy or big sword guy
>>499301830Big sword.If you want to use big katanas just go play Monster Hunter, they even have the same moveset.
>>499272145Are we talking pirate ships or just sailboats? Wind Waker?
>>499301282how to stop the woke mind virus from taking over fromshart
>>499283037>If you were in his positionIf I was an utter crazy psycho who abandoned my home and people to compel Mohg into dicking me, practically throwing away my people, then I'd be too dangerous to be left alone. Especially because he did nothing to curb Mohg's crimes turning tarnished into bloody fingers or even got his own men to stop suicide bombing. I'd be extremely fucked up mentally.
>>499301830Great katanas can be infused with HeavySo both! But with STR
In a way I'm glad XVI was such an objectively bad game. I picked up Elden Ring to wash that terrible game from my mind and I've been having a blast with it ever since.
>>499299903give me something for the pain and let erg die. It's not worth anything anymore, just see the dumb rape talk in this thread
>>499303912FF16? My condolences. It's a fact that that game was terrible, like everything Yoshi P makes.Glad to hear you're enjoying Elden Ring, brother.
>>499291231>>499291421How long would it take?
Think I'll do 1 final run with a bow build
>>499303912If I wanted Devil May Cry, there's preexisting Devil May Cry games on Steam. IMO DMC is the king of its stylish juggle combat genre.
>>499304076it really depends on how rough the men are. could be a few hours, could be a week.
Was Messmer cursing (You) or Marika?
>>499304063But what about best boy?
>>499304720Cause she shattered the reason he had been helping her in the first place just to revive a bunch of dead nobodies to see which one could murder the rest of the family and take the crown.
WHAT? You can get to scadu altus by going through the spiritspring jumps near Elder's Hovel? You don't have to go through Castle Ensis?
>>499304408Thats so sad to think about.
>>499280643I just finished studying for my test on liver, pancreas and kidney pathologies this week. Time to hop on my pure INT build and invade. The DMGS has been getting me a ton of successful invasions lately.
>>499311602Did you test positive?
>>499311602>pure INT>with a gsyou need to go purer
>>499311986I've got a 10+ carian regal scepter equipped. What spells should I use, anon?
>>499311602Couldn't like it, idk what it is but I feel it's overrated I prefer the Chad INT sword lizard greatsword instead magic infused of course.
>>499302195First half pirate ships, then you shipwreck and end up in lost aztec land full of flayed gods and winged serpents and shit
>>499272207Do one with pre-dlc Miquella. He seemed like he had a complex and self esteem issues as well like Rya. He's a flinchy insecure idealist and I want to hug him>I also can't be the only one to see the closested trans allegory here can I?
>>499309878why?
>>499301723Ngl, I never found her all that attractive, but I went back to the reveal trailer and she is seriously actually hot. She looks younger than freaking Malenia, her youngest daughter
>>499312358If they dodge your moonlight greatsword R2 wave, then you just bonk em with R1 immediately.
>>499312338the ones you like. My favorites are finger sorceries (landing microcosm is very satisfying). I need yo try out blades of stone, too
>>499313516queen marika the stinky
>>499312737Just thinking about how pitiable it would look and sound even after only about halfway through.
>>499314580it really would be sad and pathetic
>>499314884>why would this be sad>i agree its sad
>>499316942I wasn't really thinking about how it would sound, that's what tipped me over the edgestill hot, though
Reminder
>>499272971an actual open ocean could be cool if done right
>>499317123Why would you think something like that is hot?
>>499317765>ifThis is the key word, you KNOW it wouldn't be done right...
>dude what if deathbird but surrounded by 8 smaller deathbirds???what the fuck is wrong with these faggots man, why are they going out of their way to make this game not fun?
Why did Marika kill Godwyn and shatter the Elden Ring for no reason? Was she stupid?
>>499318081I like seeing women get used for sex like the walking fucktoys that they are
>>499318408>killing the soulless husk that ranni left after killing his soulShe did him a favor
>>499313182canon marika > fanart marika
>>499301723TOTAL HORNSENT DEATH. Kill Hornsent. Backstab Hornsent. Dryleaf whirlwind kick a Hornsent into the impenetrable thorns of the Scadutree. Throw roped fetid pots into a Hornsent's scorpion stew. Stir fry Hornsent in a furnace golem. Crucify greater potentates. Turn Hornsent mages into graven seeds of stars. Launch Hornsent into Mount Gelmir's volcano. Liquify Hornsent in a lake of rot. Hoarah Loux Earthshaker a Hornsent's spritestone into the trash can. Report Hornsent to Messmer's crusade. Palm blast Hornsent into the shadow realm. Eat Hornsent. Impale Divine Beast Dancing Lions. Dissect Hornsent in the Specimen Storehouse. Rip Hornsent's horns off. Exterminate filthy Hornsent souls in the Frenzied Flame. Mandatory vigor checks for Hornsent. Cremate Hornsent in the embrace of Messmer's flame. Sow manfly plague in Hornset villages. Feed Hornsent to Death Rite Birds. Farm Hornsent with Waves of Gold. Push Hornsent Grandams down the stairs. Fry Hornsent in Festive Grease. Trap Hornsent in the Abyssal Woods. Night Maiden's Mist on fat Hornsent inquisitors. Burn the Hornsent's tower settlement. Seal the Hornsent's tower. Stuff Hornsent babies into jars. Cheese Horned warriors with Eternal Sleep. Slice Hornsent with a Great Katana.
>>499319097Poop on hornsents chest and mush it with my buttcheeks
>>499318526There really wouldn't be that much walking though, it'd be more like Sellen chained to the wall.
>>499319197that is gross AND weird
>>499318346Dark souls is so hardcooooooooore
>>499319291well, they can walk before the brutal gangrape. you are correct that once it begins, walking would be at a minimum
This is my first soulslike game and I'm liking it so far. How far can I brute force a parry wakizashi + nagakiba playstyle in this game? The only things that are giving me trouble so far is anything I can't parry which instantly makes Caelid an experience akin to running your balls through a cheese grater.
just leave. This an elden ring general, not a discord channels for degenerates
>>499321078meant for >>499321057
>>499321057Pretty far, those are pretty good. Parrying is a very hard lifestyle though and like any time I've tried it I just end up moving to just two handing the other thing instead amd not parrying
>>499321546that's funny, but it's also clear which posts it was addressing
>>499319362No, u
This game crashes worse than Fallout New Vegas now. What happened?
>>499262551Was at work, sorry.
>>499321078>discord channels for degenerateslink?
>>499273659Painted World of Ariandel had the Millwood Knights>The Millwood Knights come from the fabled Millwood forest, and are a group of nature and earth worshipping warriors. This worship appears to be centered around the Ethereal Oak, as much of their equipment is adorned with depictions of it. The Millwood Knights had a close relationship with the earth and would fight using both weapons and the power of the earth itself. They lost their forest home, as it now lays abandoned and in ruin with the Ethereal Oak slowly rotting away. Clearly its a rough outline of Elden Ring >>499295063huh never caught that myself, cool
>>499325294>Clearly its a rough outline of Elden Ringit really, really isn't
>>499322029scat is gross
>>499325462>Knights who worship an ETHEREAL oak tree>Said oak is rottingI dunno how you don't see the failing Golden Order as the ethereal oak tree rotting but its seems pretty clear to me. They're knights with big tree on their shields like how erdtree imagery are so central to ER
>>499325893"big magic tree that is rotting" is a far cry from a rough outline of ER. I swear you people will read two sentences in an item description and construct a whole fucking scenario around it
>It is merely a cycle. Stand before the Elden Ring. Become the Elden Lord.What does this mean?
>>499326189Yeah anon I did because they're just a small foreshadowing for the next game while still be in coherent in the world of the game they're in. ERs plot was probably not figured out then but the core ideas were known like the giant etheral oak tree dominating the landscape and being central to the world.The painting womens piece of artwork is the gate of divinity as well if you look carefully. Its foreshadowing thats only clear in hindsight
are we fight clubbing tonight
>>499328913We will be sitting in the fight club lobby at 3/4 for an hour, yes.
>>499329075I'm looking forward to it
>>499328913yeh>>499329075No, today I will be your 4th. I dont play much so go easy on me
>>499329246so yeah, what should i be searching right now?
>>499330052we're not hosting one right nowwhen we start, you'll have to enter "erg" in the password section of the menu. there'll be a screenshot, don't worry about it
>>499271229she looks fat
>>499330848you're fat
>>499271229did you sent your picture to use as reference? or was it the artist?
>>499331103
>>499330818alright. ill be in bed soon so maybe another time
>>499331786You won't be up for like 20 minutes?
>>499332083yeah i could be if i know you guys will be on soon
>>499332578Yes!
>>499322241They broke something. I literally got BSOD from this game twice since the patch, somehow.
>>499322241>>499332808its fine on my machine
>>499332657Alright. I'll be on standby
Eldie RingFor new person, if you've never used this, go to roundtable hold, go to the statue on the right side of the starting room, set your settings to this. If you don't have all locations unlocked, just set it to whatever but ideally set it to all locations
>Be goneDon't send me away baby
>>499334592>Big onWhat did she mean by this
>>499334532Thanks. Searching
fc with cute femanon......
>>499334592She's such a bitch, and it makes my dick hard.
femanon feet pic will save this general...
3/4, join you goddamn sacks of shit
3/4
>>499334951Fuck off fujo
>>499334950I will join once femanon feet are posted. This is non negotiable.
>>499335217That makes no sense, that's not yaoi
>>499335294Only fujos like messmer
>>499335397Makes no sense
>>499334532Join
>>499335460Fuck off fujo
been waiting on 1 for like 10 minutes lol
>>499335712I'm messaging people to try to force someone to join
>>499335712this is typical, unfortunately
>>499335897You should post your feet, we would have a 6 people fc that way
>>499336047No we wouldn't and that makes no sense because you don't knownwho I am that said that
>>499335980do you look like this?
>>499336192>ergy femanon feet wouldn't make everyone join the fcDoubt.
NO FC UNTIL FEMANON FEETSay it with me lads
I'm unequipping this fucking sunflower
>>499336385You failed
>>499336192just post your feet already holy shit
>>499336983Why did you say this in response to random post
>>499336862honestly you did pretty good with it lol. the golden discs were fucking me up though
>storm blade
>>499337036we all know that's you, don't pretend otherwise
>3/4Ssomeone's just like changign their equipment right?
>>499337158GoD FINE WHINERS
>>499337137Every time someone says this I ask them what they want me to use instead and they say "don't worry about it"I specifically try not to spam itPick an ash of war for me to use instead then and I'll swap
>>499337158We pray our brother does not rejoin until we are delivered the femanon feet that are ours by birthright.
>>499337265I LOVE WHINING AND CRYING AND SOBBING UNTIL I GET MY WAY ITS FUN I LOVE IT
Goofy internet...
these high faith spells are dogshit
>>499337835Have faith
>>499337874they are BAD
Imagine how much more fun Elden Ring would be if it was good
dryleaf arts my beloved>>499339019it's already fun :)
>>499339069Pretty sure anon said "more fun".So if it were actually good it would be more fun, a completely valid point btw, DLC was mid at best.Also, FC status?
>>499339307No, elden rign sucks and I'll never play itAnd ongoing, wanna join?
>>499337835you are fucking me up with them so idk what ur saying. these are some fun games though
>>499339495you are so cute
>>499339586Kill yourself
>>499337307don't worry about it
>>499339687awww
>>499339702There's blood on your hands
Well that was fun but I gotta go now.
>>499340043Same. Ggs guys. Till next time
>>499340043why is it always 3/4?
Short but sweet, that's fineIt was fun
>>499340428just like you?
>>499340595Kill yourself
>>499340961love yourself
>>499341108Saying someone you dont know is fun is an insult
>>499341295I meant the "short but sweet" partI'm just assuming that you're short
>>499307776Yeah man. I did that on my current run of the DLC to grab the Meteoric Ore Blade nice and early. Legit one of the funnest weapons btw. But the DLC has sick shortcuts like that.On a similar note, does anyone know if dryleaf dane will appear only after you've beaten Relanna? I went to Moorth Ruins after taking the shortcut above, but didn't see him there. Wondering if maybe I have to visit the grace after Relanna, then pick up his letter/ gesture, then I can go back to face him. Either way, grabbing new weapons early is always a great thing in these games. Makes repeat runs way more fun.>>499321057You can use wakizashi + katana for the whole game to be honest. Parrying is effective all the way through, and then in the occasions where it isnt, two handing your katana like the other anon said is phenomenal especially with the unsheathe ash of war. That shit does so much stance damage its actually insane.
>>499341820>On a similar note, does anyone know if dryleaf dane will appear only after you've beaten Relanna?I think you need the letter and gesture from highroad cross
>>499342054Why do you keep posting total war art!?
>>499342432would you prefer it if I posted something else?
>>499342054Thanks. I did some reading on it and it looks like you don't need to kill Relanna for the note to appear either.>>499342432He must have been inspired by my smithscript spear I kept chucking at you guys in the arena ;)
>>499342878No I just like domt get like why you keep doing it I kept getting confused
>>499322241Was there another update recently?
>>499342975I'll stop if you want me to, sweetie>>499342951there are remarkably few bosses you need to kill in the DLC
>>499343265Kill yourself also I just got deja vu
>>499343694you love me and you know it
>>499343817>>499340961
>>499343985I like this banter that we have
It's really funny how Boc is considered the shitter Demi-Human when he's the only one capable of speech and higher thought. They seem to evolve in reverse since the biggest and strongest ones are literally just animals.
>>499347313Demi humans are a allegory for niggers, if a nog talks too white they attack him and call him a coon.
>>499349332>racism >lyingyou are dumb
What now?
>>499353178now we fap
>>499353631Why?
>>499353709I feel like it
Okay I've watched like 100 elden ring clips now and 99 times the character had a female voice. Ywnbaw.
>>499355362Who asked?
>>499347313gameplay doesn't reflect the lore, DLC showed they are intelligent, at least thr queens and swordsmen
>>499356249I did and I care, and he's right
>>499352105Not racist it's just true
>>499355362I’m a woman so
>>499358202lmao
>>499358202Name every number then
>>499358202That's not the point, the point is that it's 99% of clips, when like it should be closer to like 50%
Is there magic type that can be useful, offense wise, with low investment and without using talisman slots for it?
>>499358494she's a woman, not a mathematician
>>499358626carian slicer
>>499358626And when I say useful I mean like fun and not ineffective. Just looking for more combat options but not if I have to sacrifice my big long red and green bars for them and replace my money multiplier and armor optimizer talismans for them to do anything.
>>499358581Why should it be equal?
>>499357124But it's not true. Black people don't attack other black people or call them coons just for talking "white". What you're talking about is when a black person tries to diminish the racism and hate they've faced or tries being friends with a white supremacist. That's when the black community would call them out, and sure, call them a coon. And referring to black people as niggers or nogs is pretty racist.
>>499358626>useful, offense wise, with low investmentnot particularly. try bloodflame blade, black flame blade, frozen armament (notice a pattern?), swarm of flies, golden vow as a buffmost everything requires stats to actually do damage
>>499359245Because population split is 50/50??
uncle tom ass nigguh
>>499359696Well maybe some men like to look at female characters. Nothing wrong with that. You don’t have to self insert.
>>499358923Those weapon spells do look dope. >>499359353I hate buffs personally. I'm just trying to mix up my attacks. I don't need them to one shot the game for me but I'd like them to not make it a challenge run either. I guess I can just over level to like 180 and have a use everything build.
>tfw no hugs
Why does Messmer get so much bitches
>>499359952if you want to do this in a boss fight, it's a bad idea. trust me, having to swap to a catalyst mid-fight just to do some shitty projectile attacks is not worth it>>499360267fujo bait
>>499360145
>>499360965that looks nice...
>>499360145Wanna do pillow thing?
>>499359949That's weird
>>499359949Shouldn't there be women who want to look at male characters to balance it out to 50/50?
>>499361632I vaguely remember you mentioning this before but I don't remember what it is
>>499361875Basically like sometimes when I want hug I tell or threaten my online friends and make them hug a pillow and pretend it's me and then I hug my pillow and pretend it's them that way like it's like we're actually hugging because both are like doing the same thing
>>499362296
>>499362296that sounds nice, I'm going to bed now so I'll do itI don't think you would want to hug me though
>>499362296>>499362471what the hell
>>499362471Oki
>>499362583What?
>>499359291Yes they do. Also how is it racist when they call each other the same thing?
are throwing blades still shit
>>499366653Claws of Night are basically throwing blades but good.
He may have a yee yee ass haircut but delivered the line way better than Messmer himself
>>499358202My condolences.
>Want to replay the game>Don't want to play ng+ because it's more fun to come across new gear>DLC is so far from the start of the game that by the time you get the cool stuff there's barely anything worth doing left
>>499372859Meanwhile my mother is in the hospital, and I have mold growing from my ceiling because neighbour went on a holiday leaving his tap opened.You have such relatable issues, sweetie.
>>499373065Damn sorry, I thought I was posting in /erg/ not your personal blog.
>>499372859#FirstWorldIssue
>>499372859You can rush the DLC pretty easily.Just summon for Radahn, then do Varre's quest and cheese Mohg with Bleed + Rot.
>>499373065Oh yeah well my mom killed herself in front of me when I was a toddler[Spoiler]sorry bro, I hope she gets better soon[/spoiler]
this tripfag is so retarded
The tourist who puts uppercase after a meme arrow is so retarded.
you forgot to add your trip xir
>>499359949I like looking at female characters because they make my epnis hard
dead 'g
>>499379709That's a sign of mental illness
>the lance has no forward hitbox on horse light attack, meaning on mounted fight it's worse than about every weaponThis sucks
>>499383446dead (s) 'gdsg
>qualityThis is so fucking retarded. I can use this on my dragon guy.
Best/worst fashion armor setBest: Scaled. So sleek and just really cool to look atWorst: Royal Knight. Abysmal weight and mediocre poise not to mention clown shoes.
The message edge, lord before the night armor set in the bonny gaol made me laugh
Did they shadow nerf storm stomp combo with zwei? People are dodging out of the supposed "true combo" lately and I'm not sure if the did following the last patches only troll and watchdog remain true
>>499388008Oathseeker's black with gold trim is sexy imo
>>499359696Souls games mainly appeal to female players though
Is there anything interesing to buy from Elden Ring? Their main shop is sold out and luckster
>>499393613Wtf does that mean? You can buy from merchants usually until they run out of stock but then you farm. Are you talking about actual items like a t-shirt? Are you a consumerist sheep?
>"Which way maidenless, Tarnished Man?"
>>499395636Branded clothes isn't consoomerism
>>499393613It's all retarded, overpriced and low quality garbage.
>cant even use this with the warrior setbruh moment
gay radahn was easier than the fucking buggy broken overpowered piece of shit grown fallingstar beast, no wonder all the soul toobers only show main boss fights
>>499400493>Tfw have eyes irl like Rya in the drawing>Everyone think im a raging homosexual because they think im giving them the bedroom eyesIts annoying, what class should I start as for that feel?
>>499400528Fallingstar has like 3 moves with easily predictable animation, but they do hit like a truck
>>499401309You sound like you have pretty eyes
Rya was raped and killed by Misbegotten in the Weeping Peninsula of Limgrave days after leaving the Manor. She died thinking about you.
The joke wasn't as funny as I thought it would be
>>499401831This is probably actually trueWhy was she thinking about the Tarnished? Sad or happy type way?
>>499401309post your eyes anon
If your eyes look like this, hmu
HelloI like Malenia
>>499405416Why? What do you like about her?
>>499405886She looks really cool.She's really strong.She's articulate and respectful. Her backstory is tragic and inspiring. Her fight is fun.She has a good voice actor. Her treehouse and arena are aesthetic. She has a 10-foot magic gold saber built into her arm.
I want to lay my head on a cute girl's lap
>>499406809She really is coolI sont think the sword is built into her arm though, it doesn't have it when she picks up the arm but like it does kind of just show up inbetween cuts
>>499406879What's stopping you?
quadruple amputating ergy femanons and passing them around the campfire like an onahole with my chuddy ergbros
>>499407618the lack of a willing girl
I think I still prefer powerstancing to 2-handing because if you choose to 2 hand a colossal weapon, that means -1 talisman slot.
>>499408429Tou don't have to use the 2-handed talisman
>>499408075That doesn't make any sense
They're going to add the 5th talisman slot in the last patch
Is slicer good for catching players who tend to fish for a turn and burn? I hate not having something to catch them other than swift shard which they can dodge through
>>499409276It makes perfect sense.
>>499409531How?
>>499409516I've had more luck with catching people off guard with piercer, it has a weird animation that makes it hard to know when to dodge and like slicer tends to like not stagger at all so it tends to be just like trading damage, which you'll usually lose
>>499407452She can attach or detach it for certain moves. Description says it's built into the arm by default though.
>>499409952Ohhh okay that makes sense, kind of weird that you can use it without the arm, but I guess you pull it out. That's interesting though since that sort of feels like that means that the unalloyed limbs and arms wouldn't have to actually be like just stuck with just the original form ofbthe limbs. Elden ring mecha ehen?
>>499409531Like cutting off limbs doesn't make sex go any faster, so it would just be boring waiting for most of the people most of the time, right?
>>499409750What part do you not understand?
>>499410372>>499410287
>>499410287No cutting off limbs is to make it more portable so it can be passed around and used easier. It's a matter of ergonomics.
>>499410287it's so you won't escape
Mfw no new Souls game until 2026 at the earliest
>>499410565Makes no sense to me
>>499410723Cause you're stupid
>>499410913Imnnot
>>499410964You're a stupid retard
>>499410634You don't have to say that
>>499410643What about the secret hidden game that'll be revealed from the lawsuit that will save Elden Ring? That's scheduled for january
>>499411317>>499411051
We desperately need poster count back. I'm confident these threads have had like 20 people max for like the last month.
>>499411387I'm not
>>499410964Fatty
>>499366653They aren't exactly throwing knives but the Smithscript Cirques are fucking great.
>>499411115why?
>>499411397I still use erg as a password and like get the "X group has defeated a shardbearer" a lot so it might be more than you think
>>499372859>he didn't make 3 elden ring characters since the games launch, take them to endgame without going into NG+, buy hundreds of every upgrade material, hoard up 1-3 million runes, and stay at a relatively low level for endgame (125) in anticipation of the DLC's release>he doesn't have 3 characters ready to play the DLC back to back without having to play the base game firstngmi. if you didn't do this and elden ring isn't your first from game, what are you doing?
>>499411538No
>>499388008Scaled is definitely one of the best sets. I also love Maliketh's Torso, Gauntlets, and Legs. Night Rider's set is great too. Honorable mention to Drake Knight Set too, although I wish the horn on the helmet was either gone or just smaller.
>>499411835people that just forgot/don't turn off the group password don't count obviously
>>499411687Because you said "you" and I didn't say anything about anything like that
>>499412384Is that really that common though? I would like check and change my passwords a lot when game first came out and like people were using multiple different passwords
>>499401831She's a scout, she's more than capable of surviving out in the world. Sure she got swindled by Blackguard Boggart, but that likely won't happen again after you changed her life with a chance encounter. At least, that's the copium I huff. Rya isn't my favorite girl in the game by any margin, but she is a sweet, king girl, and I wish the best for her.
>>499409913Piercer is good exactly for that but I'm looking for a spell good enough to catch those that try to run away from you fishing for a turn and burn move, piercer is no go there, I thought slicer but rembered what you said about it not really staggering so much as just trading but maybe that's good? I mean if they try to roll away and it phantom hits them for 250 they probably won't be rolling much more and square up because they can certainly roll out of a swift Glintstone to the back
>>499413307Lolno
>>499411994Yes
Rya fell into a hole that teleported her to the Shadow Realm Alice in Wonderland style and is being taken care of by her uncle
>>499414415I'm not
>>499414841Prove it
>>499414707Maybe in the way that most uncles "take care of" their neices, yeah
>>499414707She probably would just have been found by his soldiers on the outskirts and tortured then impaled
>>499414841post feet to prove it
>>499415014>>499415746Kill yourselves
>>499408429yeah but big dick damage. although i agree, i really had to stop using the 2 handed talisman because as good as it is, its a bit of a limited playstyle. works great with colossal swords and the deflect tear
>>499417054Have you tried seeing if they'll let you join them as a couple? You could probably help them pull off the scam
>>499415081you have terminal brainrot
>>499416307Why?
>>499417470It's sad but it's true, she doesn't get a happy ending, she's hurt or betrayed no matter what
>>499417625It's quick and easy and I can walk you through it
>>499418453What is your experience on the matter?
>>499418630I mean you can do it in your own, I like Sanctioned Suicide but that obviously doesn't make me an expert
>>499418630I guess i I was mostly bluffing and hoping that you WOULD decide that you'd rather do it on your own without help since I didn't really have any follow up if you said okay
>>499418073>It's sad but it's trueif you've been utterly demoralized, then sure
>>499418073hello it's me ur uncle
>>499420043Nope, my uncle literally is exactly like that, that's just how that sort of thing isIf you just mean about Rya as a whole, then it's just an inevitability. She's self destructive and puts herself in scenarios where she can be hurt or taken advantage of or betrayed or killed, either intentionally or not
Waves of Darkness is cool.INT builds are cool.
>>499420334If you're actually him, what does letters does your first name start and end with?
>>499420002what the fuck is wrong with you?
>not decent armor that shows off biceps with a capefuck strengh build fashion is uggo. dex at least has decent fashion.
>>499420547You're the one asking for weird things or insulting people, wdym
>>499420002I think you should try it first and get back to me, I'm not convinced you should be talking about the subject if you have no firsthand experience.
TALK ABOUT ELDEN RING YOU STUPID FUCKS
>>499420539Holy shit woman, it's a joke, stop being so serious
>>499420679>not-berserk armor is one of the most optimal heavy sets in the game, and is located right at the start of the DLC>complains about STR fashion while posting Nuts???
>>499420679Fromsoft needs to just get rid of the concept of armor slots already and instead just like make different armor pieces that just are incompatible with eachother similar to how like skyrim does it on the backendSo like capes should be able to like be their own "slot"
>>499420858ok sureI love sluts!
>>499420392Hey, first of all I'm sorry that someone like that is in your family, and I'm doubly sorry if anything happened to you as a result of that. Personally, I don't have any fucked up uncles or people like that in my close family, so I try not to be blackpilled when it comes to that.
>>499420858I HATE Elden Ring
>>499420915I didn't say my sex and either way how do you know I'm not just also making a joke?
>>499421163It's okay, Rya IS dead tho
>>499421283because what you said wasn't even remotely funny and we all know that's you, your posting style is incredibly distinct
>>499421480Neither was what you said and that's not a thing
>>499420485Hell yeah. One of the best ashes in the game>>499420938he's right, there isn't any armor that resembles the pic he posted. although i do disagree with the idea that strength doesn't have good fashion. this game does a good job at that even if it doesn't have armor with exposed biceps. also, are you implying guts doesn't look awesome?
Mermaidtard single handedly keeping the thread from becoming dsgesque page 9 worthless bump post spam, we appreciate your service.
>>499421534okay sweetie, whatever you say
Just had a like retarded idea for a "pacifist" run focusing on using Sleep and fist weapons
>>499421359No fuck you nigga and fuck yo couch
>>499421642>press ctrl+f>type "mermaid" into the box>1 result, this post
>>499422057Learn to take a compliment you smelly bitch
>>499422202It's a haiku
>>499421585>there isn't any armor that resembles the pic he postedI agree.I kinda wish ER had something similar to the Balder Set from DS1.Too bad the sword + shield skeletons don't drop their armor, because it kinda looks like that.
>>499422371My brother, I thought the exactly same thing about those skelly knights. Their armor actually looked awesome, and something similar to the balder armor which was one of my favorite sets. Such a shame we'll never get it.
>>499420834That makes no sense
>>499421149None of them are sluts.Faggot
>>499421149You can see Rya's nipple
>>499422687is it the same color as your nipples?
>>499423150Kill yourself
>>499422527>>499422371wtf bros, are you guys literally me?I NEED that skellie armor
Storm stomp or Lions claw on a zwei? Only those two.
>>499423216love you too babe
I can and will fix Leda.
The next dlc WILL add covenantsIt WILL fix the multiplayerIt WILL add npc hub towns It WILL tie up lore loose ends (but not too many so as to stufle discussion, just rhe perfect right amount)This is all actually TRUE
>>499423413we are 3 of the same soul bros>>499423416Lions Claw, until you can get Savage Lions Claw.
>>499423703There's nothing to fix
>>499423723
>>499424374It's real
>the dragon communion harpoon does less damage than the R2 of the smithscript spearis this a motherfucking joke
>tfw no femanon to forcefully step on me
>Beat Promised Consort Radahn in Elden Ring pre-nerf without summons or any excess Cheese build >Go back to ds1, never finished it>Can't even beat the bell gargoyleswhat the fuck is wrong with me? Isn't Elden Ring supposed to be harder?
>>499430697It doesn't require a weapon slot
>>499431130trry leveling your weapontry im sleepy nvm
>>499431130how the fuck can you not beat the bell gargs? just fastroll and separate them
>>499431206dark souls 1 doesnt have weapon levelling
>>499431402thats too bad...
I'm going grocery shopping, you guys want anything?
>>499432457If they have it, could you get the Shirley temple 7up? I know they keep selling out really fast but I wanna try it
>>499432457cani get some crystal penis
>>499432457takis nitro and uploaded nacho lunchables
>>499422623What part doesn't make sense?
>>499435101Because if I killed myself I'd obviously not be able to report back?
>>499436085You asked your sister if you could join her and her husband's marriage?
>>499436138Wow you figured it out ;)
>>499436332So that makes no sense that that's what you asked me to do obviously, retard
For being the king of Leyndell, you'd think Mohg's older sister would dress less like a crackhead.
>>499436426You really are dumb as a brick huh
>>499436625I'm not
>>499436782lmao
>>499436573I've slowly fell in love with MohgHe's just so cool
>>499436889What?
>>499437016clueless
>>499436928Imagine how cooler he was before he got brainwashed by that atrocious little twink.
>>499437147I still think the parts that make him cool are still there"You're cursed""The fuck I am!"
>>499437115If inwas clueless then the game would say I'm clueless, my clue is dead that's diffrrent from the clueless demigodsI'm going to ignore the clue shotel
>>499400493she looks fat here
>>499438716She is, she should eat less
>>499438769>being gay runs in the males of my familyBut then how... what?
>>499437517holy shit bros why are women so stupid
>>499439335>>499438769Oh you said it USUALLY does I misreadStill doesn't really make sense though
>>499439368Kill yourself it's a joke about that one anon with the Soulless Demigods things, and nothing was said about sex one way or the other
>>499439509So youre not a woman?
>>499439759I said that nothing was said one way or the other about it at all like about sex at all
>>499439668You have to have sex with your sister, that's the only way to get your life back on track, sorry
>>499440010Why cant you answer a simple question?
>>499439407It didn't get revealed that mine was a random mutation until college. So when our mom had us and I got diagnosed with something that has to be passed through the male, when my dad had no family history of hemophilia, how do you think he interpreted it? If you and your wife are blonde with blue eyes and fair skin, then she has a baby that has black hair, brown eyes and tan skin, what would you think?
I've been trying to make this set look better. Added a cape, skirt thing and hair+halo to the helmet. I think it looks a bit cooler now
>>499440264>brown hairDrown it
>>499440207Why can't you make nonretarded posts?
>>499440342It does look goodThe gloves is the wrong color thiugh and I'm not sure that fabric down by the crotch really compliments the color well
>>499440724Chill out sweetie, no need to get upset
please stop giving the tripfag attention
>>499271229>pointed ears>eyebrows>treating food like petAwful Rya 0/10
>>499441293It's the only waySecher NbiwThe Golden Path
>>499440981There is need to
>>499441457go away, worm
>>499441650
>>499441569Why?
are we fcing tonight
>>499442726Because you're retarded
>>499413307>she's a scoutShe is a talent scout>>499401831Fake and gay coomer fantasy
>>499442840WOAH MOMMA AWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
>>499442840I will try to
>>499443065How?
>>499443165That actually did happenIt night not be misbegotten that do it, but that is ehat will happen to her sooner or later pretty much
>>499443319>ehatToo much cum on your keyboard
>>499443261How should I know? Maybe your mom drank too much while she was pregnant with you or you got dropped or aome genetic thing messed up your brain. Ask a doctor
>>499443319just because you want to be raped to death doesn't mean that it should happen to fictional characters
>>499443394Doc says I have 180iq thoughever
>>499443407I didnt say i wanted to be in that thougg, and I didn't wrote the original post, I just agree with them that that's probably what happens to her
>>499443581that is definitely not what happens to her, stop projecting your weird fantasies onto other girlswho would you prefer to be raped by?
>>499443391I'm on my phone there isn't a keyboard
>>499443494It only goes up to 100% you retard
>>499443581>>499443724Too much cum on your greasy phone
>>499443706It is, and it's not projection I just said someone else wrote itWhat?
>>499443831That makes no sense
>>499443939I can't tell if your stubbornness is cute or just annoyingis it your PCOS that makes you this way?
I dont understand the point of Lion's Clae/Savage Lion's ClawWould it not just be like equally effective yo press R2 instead of L2? How is it better?I tend to not understand ashes of war that don't work on adding a new functionality
>>499444023Don't rack your brain about it, pajeet
>>499443827Source?
>>499408429Given that freezing pot is central to my playstyle, I've come to prefer powerstancing + INT. Faith = fire which removes the frostbite effect. So I'm forced to use INT.
>>499444220What? I'm white
Just another day of Elden Ring invasions.
>>499444128Retarded question
>>499444089Kill yourselfWhat did you mean by that question? Like ingame? Do you mean faction or like what?
>>499444801Doubt
>>499444895never mind, don't worry about it. you're getting bullied enough, I'll leave you alone
>>499445070I am
>>499420858I want to lick Nepheli's tummy
>>499445080Not answering is part of that, retard
>>499441359Go back to dsg if you don't like it.>>499438769They did the same thing to my grandfather: Told everyone he was a crazy, senile, addict who was in denial and refused help. Then when he said things like "they're lying," "it's a coverup," "let me go," the response was "uh oh, better get the restraints," and all the while my family maintained he was just getting worse and worse.And since apparently I'm the only one not allowed to post about anything other than Elden Ring, this may be my last post for a while. I suspect my piece of shit family is reading all this and don't want me revealing everything so publicly, but hey that would just be crazy and completely outside the realm of possibility, right?Sorry guys, didn't mean to cause pointless spam replies about "the tripfag."
>>499445447>I suspect my piece of shit family is reading all this and don't want me revealing everythingyou are schizophrenic if you think your family is reporting your off-topic posts
>>499445447Oh I've been telling them what you're sending yeah
>>499445397sorry honey, ask me later
>>499446013I have no idea who you are
Is it true that prophet is the best starting class always regardless of what build you want to make since you always need to put enough points into faith to get FGMS and golden vow?
>>499446429>FGMSDogshit buff that's half over by the time your dealing damage>Golden vowScrubs who level faith cast this for meVagabond is best starting class.
Wretch is the best starting class because hheeheehoohoo they start naked
>>499446569>Scrubs who level faith cast this for meThis was under the assumption that you aren't being a summoning coward
>>499447118I'm not, I'm the one being summoned to solo the boss with 3x the HP and scrubs cast vow for me. Even if I play a faith based build I don't cast vow because some stupid faith faggot will cast it again anyway and I'm out 40 FP for no reason
phase 2 metyr is fucking obnoxious goddamn
>>499446013Is it later now?
>>499447765It successfully captured the feeling of fighting finger creepers but mega
>>499447870that's a great way to put it, and it explains why it's so awful
any point in creating a twink these days? the game seems absolutely dead.I only play to create twinks because my high level character has anything and nothing to do but if I can't use them then it doesn't make sense to spend more hours when I already spend 500
>>499450507Yeah, then you can fap to its ass, homo.
>>499450507If you like the look of them then yeah make them whatever you want, you just cover them up with armor anyway
>>499450587I make a fem muscletwink and fap to her tummy and abs
>>499444872I dotn think tits that retardedI guess my wider question is, how should I be using ashes of war which are essentially just "heavier heavy attack"
>>499451049Erections are a sign of mental illness
>>499451195If getting a boner is a sign of mental illness then lock me up in the asylum because I'm sick nigga!!!!!! I stay bricked thoughevermore
>>499450507>the game seems absolutely deadPopular level ranges have good activity still.And Seamless has basically instant invasions in many ranges due to the better matchmaking mechanics.
>>499451425Yeah, you're. Like can you imagine how deranged it would be if someone said "Oh yeah sometimes my left arm just starts doing stuff. No, I don't control when it does it, it just happens o guess when I get excited or just randomly"That would be insane, if a body part you have does something without your mind controlling it and explicitly willing it to that's mental illness
>>499451684You wouldn't get it ergy femanon, you could never understand what it's like to be a masculine man having to bear this cross for your entire life. I have to play games like Armored Core 6 that depict no humanoid characters at all to stop it from happening while I game
>>499451684>That would be insane, if a body part you have does something without your mind controlling it and explicitly willing it to that's mental illnessyeah getting your period must be fucking awful
>>499445798Just the ones that incriminate them and reveal their scam. Funny how those are the only things people call me schizophrenic for saying in general. "Don't listen to anything this guy might tell you about us trying to murder and rob him, he's crazy."
>>499452214I didn't say that, but that idea made me laugh
>>499451119Play the game retard
>>499452412That's different
>>499452754I do, which is why I had the question? I just use storm blade and I like it because it adds an extra utility the weapon didn't have but I want to try out and understand other things
>>499452672Atleast I'm honest and tell you what Im planning to do to you
>>499452845You're really dumb.
>>499453061I'm notIf I'm so dumb and it's "so" obvious then why don't you prove it by answering the :"""obvious"""" question
>>499452770how so? it's something your body does that you have little to no control over
>>499453174Not spoonfeeding you. Let's trade, you answer my question and I'll answer yours. Are you a woman?
>>499452672"my family is trying to get my 4chan posts deleted" is a new level of delusion for you, I'm genuinely impressed
>>499453283Because that's a function not a body part
>>499453373That question was never asked in this chain, are you retarded?
>>499453496You're sus.
>>499453594your uterus is definitely a body part
Steam just updated Elden Ring. What's this all about? Anything good?
>>499453671Oops no deal, you failed. Guess you'll never know how to use lions claw now.
>>499453726Its not one like in the same way that is being talked about, your liver is a body part too but it's not expected to be ablebto move it, it's internal
>>499453807You don't know how it's used
>>499454102I do
>>499453796They removed messages on the ground
>>499454140You don't
>>499454230I do
>>499454102>>499454140>>499454230>>499454362stop being retarded
>>499454362Prove it by answering?
>>499454457Answer my question first.
>>499454569Yes
I'm going to use an ash for metyr, fuck this boss
So is godrick the only Demigod actually trying to become Elden Lord now that the dlc came out?There's other people like Tarnished but I don't think anyone else that is a demigod is trying to. Morgot presumably tried once and then gave up
>>499455101That artstyle is familiar.
>>499455101>ranni doesn't care>rykard doesn't care>miquella may have cared at one point, but doesn't care now>malenia only cares about what miquella wants>mohg may have cared before all the bullshit with miquella>morgott presumably wanted to but couldn't>radahn presumably wanted to before the dogshit DLC retconned ityeah I think you're right
>>499455341
>>499455569Yup, Junji Ito.
>>499455665Yes
>>499455471The only Demigod contesting you for the title is the first one you killMiyazaki....
>>499455471my face will be her throne
>>499454901That wasn't so hard was it? Lions claw grants frame 1 infinite hyperarmor, so it's much easier to trade with bosses. It also has a decent amount of forward momentum compared to some R2s which eases positioning requirements. Hope that helps :)
>>499455929Kill yourselfSo it's basically just a heavier header attack? How is it in pvp? I don't use L2s a lot during bosses
>>499456142start the fc already
>>499456331Nigger it'll be like another hour before I can, retardYou start it, see if you can get it going early
>>499456142Rude, I won't help you if your don't change your attitude.
>>499456395never mind I won't be joining
>>499456454What?
>>499456505Why
>>499456698?
>>499457213What attitude
boc tuah
>>499457239Telling people to kill themselves and other such rude behavior.
>>499457964That isn't rude
>>499458107It's very rude.
>>499458587I dont think so
>>499458587I wonder if she's dumb enough to think that's not actually rude, or if she just likes being an annoying attention whore
>>499458798Ask your mom what she thinks.>>499458925She's a little slow for sure.
>>499458925Literally how is someone reacting negatively to you saying a dumb thing rude
>>499458925Is it rude for someone to say bless you as a reaction to you sneezing
>>499459482She's died
>>499459482>She's a little slow for sure.We should try to be nice to her, I guess
I feel like the worm face area does the abysmal woods better than the abyssal woodsIt almost feels like the worm face area WAS supposed to be the like scary horror area but people just rode past it on horse so they tried to redo it
webms?
>>499461376of what
>>499461736pvp
>>499461821Never played elden ring before but I saved this from somewhere
LD Ring Effsy time
No FC until femanon feet
>>499431130most based post in this general in a while.
>>499431130When I beat the dlc and restarted, I kept dying to Margit because I was too used to like the way too fast speed
>>499463830
>>499444128>Lions ClawIt comes out faster than an R2, has faster recovery so you can act right after doing it, does more damage than an R2, covers a decent distance (which can be rare if you use something like a colossal sword, which is capable of equipping this skill), can stagger big enemies and mini bosses out of their attacks, will pancake smaller enemies (aka 90% of the enemies in the game so you can even do R2s after a successful lions claw), does a ton of stance damage, and you can increase its damage with the alexander shard so it does a metric fuck ton of damage on top of everything I just said.>savage lions clawliterally everything I said above except stronger. its honestly one of the best skills in the entire game if you ask me, both normal lions claw and then savage
>>499464697Thank you
>>499444793I haven't messed with it yet, but the putrescent cleaver is a strength / arc weapon that has frost on it. So it'll be fun to use a frost weapon without having to use something with INT, or an ice lightning dragon weapon. Planning on using it soon.
>>499452929I appreciate that..>>499453496Yeah? Well it's funny how the only posts to get deleted were the ones about my family restricting the flow of information between me and other people, specifically my twin sister, in order to keep their scam going.
1/4?
>>499446429Nah honestly fuck buffs. My favorite starting classes are either vagabond (good for strength or dex builds or even hybrid builds like strength/faith) or hero (which is good for pure strength builds or strength/ arcane builds which is one of my personal favorites)
>>499464998What if they're in the right?
0/4
>>499465101You know what you must do. I am ready to join but I will not until the dogs are posted.
>>499465841
>>499465408For what? Torturing and gaslighting an orphan with hemophilia so they can steal the money left to him by the one person that actually gave a shit? Doing it for 30 years and getting everyone around that person, including his twin sister and only family he has left, so they can say the effects of it on how that person behaves in private justifies doing it in and including all those people in the first place? Then resorting to sabotaging his life and trying to frame him because he still aren't actually doing anything bad that would justify any of it?
>>499467106Yeah
>>499465281This. Flask buffs get the job done just fine and if you want more just bite crab every minute or braggarts roar
>>499446429No.Vagabond is.Mage classes all have way too many wasted stats in mind and arcane.
>>499463321Save it for tomorrow evening I'll be there
>>499468815I'm not gonna make it to tomorrowGoodbye forever
>>499468870How could you do this...
>>499468870thank god, she's finally going away
>>499271229Reforged ain't bad, but goddamn fucking update the wikiFuck your niggercord garbage faggots
>>499471685??? random chud meltdown
>>499471685The wiki isn't made by the developers I thoughtWhat do you need to know?
>this is a 10/10 in the lands between
What if Elden Ring had pirrhana enemies?
>>499473786that's not the snake form
>>499467546No. They should've taken it up with the people who made the decisions that led to me being in their custody and having money left to me in the first place. Not bank their futures on torturing an innocent person and getting everyone around me to help. Do you know what school was like with everyone thinking I was some brain damaged, drug addicted rapist that had a bunch of money in his name for the taking if they could get me to do something bad? My damn high school crush was/is friends with my sister and was just pretending to like me to try and bait me out so she could accuse me of something or have her boyfriend kill me or both.Plus, when I said back when I first learned about the money that I would still share, and that if my parents wanted to claim they "put it away for safe keeping and forgot about it," so everyone could save face and deny anything had been motivated by it (even if we all know that's bullshit.) And what do they do? Keep trying to get me wrongfully imprisoned or falsely diagnosed with something so they can drop me with nothing and nobody while they run off with the money.The bottom line is that there's no legal reason to keep money away from me that's in my name and was supposed to go to me 10 years ago. If I bought a winning lottery ticket tonight, nobody would have any legal justification to prevent me from collecting my winnings. It doesn't matter if you don't like me and think I'm crazy, or that you could put the money to better use - plenty of unlikable, crazy people win the lottery.
>>499474502What level are you on pc
worst poster award
>>499464697>>499455929I tried it and it sucks
>>499474172It would be a 10/10 game because it would imply you could swim and have a water dungeon level
>>499475681There really should be since all the other Sekiro shit is in the game
>>499475427>too stupid for even lions clawit's so over for foids
I used to only play SL1 and no upgrades.started a new wretch but using upgrades this time. holy fuck, this feels like cheating. the weapons are so strong
>>499475917What? It sucks
>>499476153I'm overlevelled and fully upgraded and I'm fighting for my life
>>499477198my advice would probably be to not be greedy, unless you can stunlock the enemy
>>499477548I earned a little bit of greed, as a treat
>>499474502That sounds like more money than what they told me, how much?
>>499475991>>499476559why did you delete your first post
>>499482218Because I thought the post was a bad idea at first but then changed my mind
for hornsent's quest, do you need to summon him only once, or do you need to summon him on the attempt you defeat messmer?
>>499483896on the winning attempt. If you want to solo Messmer, summon as he's dying
>>499484754thanks. that sounds like a pain in the ass honestly, I'll just fight him at enir-ilim
>get the urge to pick up game again>last char overleveled even for its autistic thing and way too overleveled for anything else
what should I level? after 60 faith I just started doing random shit
dlc 2 will add 25 new npc summons and invaders
>>499495707
>>499495962just realized eldenr ing doesn't have a special dual shield/door thing
>>499496090no up/down ultraGS moveset either
>>499496179I remember having so much trouble with that moveset in ds2 because I played pve locked on, and the player would miss an enemy by a centimeter
>>499495962Can't you kick?
>>499501652you can do a guardbreaking animation but noobs probably don't know how to do it, especially if the poor guy is using kbm (its like w+ h or something retarded on default kbm) also the animation is long and you can just back off or stop guarding or crush the guys head with your two massive shields
>>499503214Sounds like, even in the excellent DS2, PvP was shit.
>>499495194why do you have so little end what's wrong with you
>>499503405turtles in ds2 are giga cancer and if you try to guardbreak them with the shitty guardbreak animation they will just unlock, walk behind you while you're stuck in that animation and backstab you or just r1 you to death after moving backwards to avoid the guardbreak
BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE
WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS
>>499508045>>499506945nice
>>499510010WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING
>>499510505What are some ridiculous Elden Ring weapon? I remember the Souls games having pitchforks and wooden mallets for fun.
>>499506945is that bubble perfume easy to farm?
>>499510789the finger
>>499510789elden ring has those granny bone weapons celebrant greathammer and ribrake spear thing
>>499511013>>499511032I don't mean ridiculous in that way, I mean ridiculous as in, they're clearly tools, something you would never use.
>>499511265the rose bouquet
>>499511385...hell. I saw something like that in Hitman and it made me laugh a lot.
>>499511265the bubble horns i guess
>>499511013Which weapon is better for fingering build, the ringed finger or Metyr's finger?
>>499513160overall Metyr's is better, but the ringed finger is funnier
How do you make a Twink as fast as possible?
>>499515554Put a discord nitro in front of him.
>>499513745You Ruin The Game With That Massive Health Bar :/
>>499518768where the fuck did this YouTube-title doublefaggot come from?
>>499518768ok is this short enough
>>499521923Why are you at half health? Got cursed?
>>499522065cursed on purpose for the strat
>>499522383I don't think I ever got cursed in Dark Souls.
Are there any good mods?
>massive damage>massive range>massive hyper armourthis might be the biggest bonk in the game
>>499522970No....
>>499522970Plenty, this game got thousands of mods for some reason
>>499522970There are plenty, from QoL ones to almost total overhaul like Convergence.
The crosses with pieces of Miquella on them + Miquella not having a real death animation + the Divine Gate just being there after the fight with no ending cutscene feels like it should all be part of a cryptic sidequest where you collect items throughout the DLC and bring them to the gate to access the True Ending [TM] like in DS2 or Sekiro.But then that just doesn't happen.
>>499526525>almost total overhaul like ConvergenceIs that like Daughers of Ash or more extensive?
Someone make a real thread
this reforged mod blows ass desu
>>499531514What do you dislike about it? Personally I really like it
Does hair dye canonically exist in the Lands Between?
Post your best twink guide
>>499536349Don't have anyJust cheat in the equipment if you want it at all earlier level
>>499532767probably, who cares
>>499538946Me, I careI know they Hage the lockets that can change your appearance and the mirror (but that might be noncanon) but I really wonder if they have hair dye specifically to do it for real
>>499540128there is literally nothing wrong with brown hair
>>499540430I didn't say there was, but since you brought it up, yes there is
>>499536935You do have any
>>499541364Any what, equipment? Yeah but like I can't give you any right now
>Romina Saint of the Good Bud
>>499541765St. Trina's "Nectar"
>>499542228
>>499542652st. sleepy
>>499475427No way dude. Its legit one of my favorite skills in the whole game. I know that it doesn't have a ton of utility in PVP, but if you can initiate trades like the other anon said, you should win against most other attacks. Depending on what weapon its on, of course.>>499511013>>499513745>>499506945Lmao are these all your webms? They're really entertaining>>499523146This one especially is metal as fuck. Great kill anon.
>>499546637Sigh
>>499541765literally me>>499542228kek
>>499547045What's the sigh for?
>>499547678The first one
>>499547045what's the problem dude?
>>499547979Maybe next time I play an FC with you guys I'll run lions claw to see if you cant get inspired by it.
>>499549021If you could fix the problem you'd already know what the sigh is forSiiiiigh
>>499549346Tonight?
>>499549727don't be so down homie, cheer up
I need steam avatar, drop what you have
>>499551287
>>499549817I don't think so, I'm the anon who played with you guys on Monday night with the meteoric ore blade and smithscript cirque. I go to bed at 10pm usually because I get at 5:45 AM for work, and I've been having a rough week for sleep lately. So we'll see, but again, likely not.
>>499551878Oh you kept beating my ass nvm I don't wanna fight with you
>>499542228>Demigod of dreams>God of the other side>Wardeness of Restful DeadWhen will the community realize Miquella and Trina were the true power couple of the setting? Could you imagine a full powered god Trina
>>499551878>with the meteoric ore blade and smithscript cirqueyou fucking piece of shit
>>499551878I'm joking btw. Sorry if that was obvious and I'm clarifying for no reason though
>>499552592I only won 2 of the games, they were fun. Are you mama khan? You were good with your deflects.>>499552992Lmao whats wrong with those? I've never played with smithscript stuff before and it was a lot of fun. STR/ARC is undoubtedly one of the best builds.
>>499557567That's... not what the name is but yesI've been shilling about how deflecting hardtear is really good for blocking spellsIt's so fun to have like someone cast that rings of light on my and just repeatedly deflecting it so that I take no damage while standing in the aoe
>stored jumpwhy
>>499559659idk
The lore is actually incomprehensible and will never be resolved.
>>499560491I already resolved it in my head version of the canon that is korean, what do you want to know?
>>499560491the tv show...
>>499271229anyone got that erg webm with a crouch + staredown in an albinauric mask
>>499549817I'd be down. Around what time?
>>4995625914 and a half hours from now?
>>499562591Does that work fir you?
>>499563352Sure thing
They need to come up with something better than a stamina bar because it's retarded when you have to miss an attack opportunity on a boss because you had no stamina. You have to dodge the attack and then just stand there and wait for your stamina to regenerate. It should be like in Sekiro. If a giant runebear is chasing you and your adrenaline is pumping and you're fighting for your life it doesn't even make sense that someone would "run out of energy". That's when you're the most focused and you have the most energy.
>>499563993it's the opposite, stamina should be meaningful and really limiting, right now it's barely a suggestion, you go from negative to several new actions almost instantly
>>499557749Lol sorry it was a while back. Standing in and deflecting rings of light sounds metal as fuck. Must have missed it.
>>499477843A lot. Like, invested in Nissan when they first started. Can I view the deleted posts in the archive?>>499510789Cranial vessel is fun. The magma weapons too.
You know with like the amount of people who say "No that's too late for me, I need to sleep" about the usual time I say I can start it, if you just like started an earlier FC instead of waiting for me you could definitely get it going easily
>>499567287Can I have half if I agree to stop helping them? I was promised a flat rateAlso Yes but why are you asking me, it took me longer to reply this than it would have for you to check the archive
>>499567403you're the only person that really cares about fcs
>>499568194No, this isn't true....
>>499567403You can have FCs any time you want, just post ergy femanon feet.
>>499564312Which do you prefer: Dark Souls 2 or Sekiro?
>>499568690dark souls 2
>>499568450I did and nobody joined
>>499568309if you weren't nagging everybody about fcs every night, we would never have one
>>499569448Do you think that maybe nagging about it too often is the problem and if they were rarer to try and get them started then more people would be wanting to because it's rarer?
so should I level my 90+17 to 115+25?
>>499569250Proofs?
>>499528430I recall vague memory of that mod, I guess so? It add a lot of spells, custom enemies and bosses, whole new dungeons (ie Morne castle is now has a big city surrounding it), qol improvements and etc.First time I played it felt like rediscovering Elden Ring with how much they changed stuff, almost every vanilla mines, dungeons and crypts were modified one way or another.
>>499464516>>499569958
>>499569786if you love your 90+17 and get lots of activity on it then keep it. ive made new characters just to keep my mid-level guys around longer.
>>499540128Anon, hair dye is literally just dye applied to hair... Pretty sure dyes exist in Elden Ring, given the variety of color in the fabrics of different factions soldiery.
>>499570149Nta but Hawktuahpill me on Convergence as a whole as someone who disliked the magic school system class thing they haveI want to like it and the thing you just said makes me feel lime it's something I could lime but like sell me on it
>>499570398Victorian hair products are different than clothes dyes though because they're often times also health products, plus designed to be able to be washed out/fade over time, they wouldn't just be using the same dye in both, same as we don't today. I don't know anything about medieval times though and elden ring is really confusing about how much technology they have
Radahn never recovered from the shame of this defeat.
>>499570410While I cant deny they did go a bit bonker with the new magic spells (ie Gravity magic is utterly busted, but its amusing melting bosses in mere moments), the quantity of stuff they added more than make up for it, as there are tons of new custom weapons with their own animation or unique gimmick, if you prefer to be more of a melee enthusiast. But personally what I find the best is the reimagining of dungeons and new locations, even going as far as creating new ones from scratch like Morne Castle which is now a genuine legacy dungeon with a city and multiple pathways. Also the custom enemies and bosses are really well made, give a breath of fresh air and genuine surprise whenever you go to some bossfight you played a hundred time before get twisted into something entirely different (ie Gideon Ofnir battle, wont spoil it but its hilarious and shocking the first time you see it happens)
>>499571668Miquella's half of the promise was to make people forget about him losing to MorgottHe made all the mocs forget by just cucking him even further
>>499571728actually the Gideon thing was part of the reasons I DISLIKE the idea of the mod, but I do think I will give it another try actually
>>499571896Its just isnt the same when you see it happens during a blind playthrought, you just dont expect it. Also they changed volcano manor a lot, but kind of skipped Liurnia so I might go there before I get overleveled.
>>499570191Thats a game screenshot, not gonna work.
>>499572687Elden ring is real life
>>499572410Wait my poor wording may lead to confusion: I skipped over Liurnia, not that the mod itself hasnt done much with the region, not that I can really attest on the matter either since I skipped it.
>>499572971I understood
>>499573481>>499573481>>499573481Slightly early thread to make sure the patch notes are finally updated this time its been like 3 threads
>>499572896That means real life is also elden ring which means photo of your grippers NOW you ungrateful bitch.
>>499573824Makes no sense
>>499574286Cause you're stupid
>>499574351I'm not
>>499574830You are
>>499411981it takes like 20 minutes to enter the dlc and we knew this 2 years in advance, are you stupid?
>>499574927Im not
>>499569773probably not
>>499567696Honestly, I thought the thread had to be archived first...And yeah, but only if you start helping me. My whole problem right now is that anyone that was helping them doesn't want to admit it or help me because they will get in trouble.Also, I just realized about the slits my sister cut in my sterile supplies: She didn't make those to cause the infection while hoping I wouldn't notice - she made them so I WOULD notice and accuse her of it, because it would make me sound crazy...(Or maybe they just thought I'd die and claim that was the reason after the fact, like a manufacturing error or even that I did it myself.)
>>499576050How do you think I should make more people join? Threatening to kill myself probably wouldn't work because I'd have to follow through with it if people don't and threatening then directly really wouldn't work
>>499576307you can't force anybody to join, and the fact that those two things were the first ideas you came up with makes me think you are more mentally ill than I first realized
>>499576479I can if i find the right eay toIt's not like I did them, and those aren't the first ideas, I've tried bribing people by saying I'll buy them games if they join
>>499576203Nope, it updates in almost real time, it's only behind by like a few minutesAlso I already helped you, I told you the Golden path you have to follow
>>499575468You are
>>499576596it is not normal to care about shitty elden ring PvP this much
>>499576780How?
>>499576964It is and its not shitty its hanging out with friends
>>499577062I'm not your friend, you're rude and abrasive
>>499577212I'm not
>>499577212Am I?
>>499576994>>499574286
autosage
>>499579720What?
>>499579740Yes
>>499579754What?
>>499579987Like why did you reply to those two posts?
>>499576745Yeah... Unfortunately, I am maidenless
>>499580348You don't have to be, you know what to doPlus having kids with your sister would fix your hemophilia in your bloodline too, it wont pass on
>>499581779>>499581779>>499581779Move...
>>499581802Anon....
>>499582018Holy kek, erm JANNIES clean it up.IDK i just came to the thread there were recent posts and it was page 10, what do you want me to say.
>>499580048Can't figure it out? This is why you're stupid.
>>499582120Idk
>>499582189I'm not, uou just made a retarded pointless post
>>499583075Retarded pointless posts are all you make, I only make resplendent immaculate posts.
>>499584974No? The other way around if anything
>>499585123You're too stupid to understand my posts.
>>499585717I'm not, you just make pointless meaningless posts
>>499585818They are pointless and meaningless only to stupid people.
>>499585945No because I'm not stupid
>>499586025Reality says otherwise.
>>499586141Explain how I'm stupid without using circulat logic then
>>499586286Whoah there buster, you don't get to demand things of me. How about you show some good will first and post some ergy femanon feet.
>>499586571So you can't because you know you're wrong
>>499586920I'm still waiting.
>>499590032On what?
