>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-116>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passworderg>Touch Bloodstain:>>499271229
Somebody make a real thread
fc in 2 hours
>>499574204Closer to like 3 but yeah
Did FROM get rid of the invcel menace yet?
>>499576563It never existed so yes
I love sluts!
>>499577417You can see Rya's nipple
I'm addicted to the star fist. It's exactly what I want. Tell me a better weapon.
I still don't understand D's twin situation even to this day or what the point of that side story even was.
>>499578927The only thing I can think is that you were supposed to view it as some weird cycle of violence, but that it doesn't really work because Fia just straight up murders D with no foreshadowing or attempt to explain why it might have been juatified
>>499578927don't worry, the rest of us have no idea either
Raping stupid, fat, rude and weird ergy femanons
>>499580280she's stupid, rude and definitely weird, but I don't think she's fat
>>499580514They didn't specify anyone specific you retard and I'm not any of that ehy wad that your first thought
>>499580789Erm my pronouns are nig/ger can you not misgender me chuddie
>>499580789if they didn't specify anyone specific, why are you replying? maybe we're not talking about you
Lobta
>>499581794Are your auxiliary pronouns are she/it?
>>499582359No I use fag/got
>>499582359>I made this phrase up but then Googled it and it's an actual thingJesus christ
Faith and int both have recognizable bread and butter spells. Both stats have an identity. Arcane is like the redheaded stepchild you're ashamed of. It has no notable features, no interesting properties and no identity.
The thread image is too monochrome
>>499583103It's the status buildup stat, it's not a spell focused stat so like of course it doesn't like have a super bread and butter spell, it's bread and butter is status effects
>>499583103every souls game has a weird stat, arcane is the least weird one so far
>>499584242Did dark souls 1 and 3?
guys y r all the girls in my uni lesbians
>>499590910They were straight before you enrolled
dead thread for dead people
My gold warrior queen...My crimson Amazon... My Scáthach...My Athena...My eternal valkyrie...I will never forget you even if your creator has...
>>499591186Increase the death drive til it claims the whole selfGore whore born to burn
>>499591416I forgot her name
>>499590910because you haven't raped them yet
>>499591012FUCK U
Why did the DLC put a red land area on top of a blue land area so it looks like I'm playing a level from Banjo-Tootie when I can see both?
>>499591801I thought it was called Banjo Kazooie
>>499574204>>499574704Can one of you go ahead and open it right now? I know I said I'd be available but I actually have work in 6 hours and could use some sleep, I'll play for an hour max
reading books quietly with Sellen
Eldie Ring>>499592552You don't have to ask for it to be opened, you can just do it yourself, it's not like "hosted"
>>499592602Reading books LOUDLY with Sellen and she keeps telling you to shut the fuck up because you're in a library till she leaves out of embarrassment
>>499591607She made us all remember.
>>499591895Hailfire Peaks was Banjo-Tootie
>>499593490Never heard of it
>>499593002I'm aware it'sjust that my net has been acting up lately so i don't wanna be the one starting an FC when my shit itself, i do believe it should be fine now thoAnyway everyone it's 2/4 now come and join up
>>499590000resistance and luck
2/4 please join
>>499593883Weird, I don't remember those
>>499593826>>499593905?
>>499593826>>499593905no, you're rude and annoying
>>499594015I didn't mean to reply
>>499593905Post feet and ill join
>>499594048I'm sorry I don't mean to be/think/realize I am
>>499594048>>499594135If I leave the fc and don't queue for it will you join the other anon so they can play?
>>499593905>>499593728ill join in 30 min-1 hr if its still updriving rn
>>499594321sure I guess
>>499592552You should just sleep
I'd do FC but the pvp sucks and there are so many weapons and spells to collect I don't have the patience to do so to make a build. I liked it better when the games had a small pool of spells and weapons and because the games were mostly linear instead of open world you could collect it all or most of it without much trouble.
what's in it for me?
>>499594678Okay I left the queue if you want to join them now
Okay FC is reopened, 1/4 come and join
>>499594742Fun
>>499594765Why are you such a pushover?
>>499594721>because the games were mostly linear instead of open world you could collect it all or most of it without much trouble.Huh? It being open world makes it easier since you aren't as locked in by "Oh right this spell is behind this boss that is 80% way through the game"
>>499594690I only sleep for 4 hours most of the time anyway so it's fine
>>499594887Why did you say this?
>>499581054I mean, that's true of any woman I have kids with, since it's a random mutation. And I really don't see her that way anymore since I learned last year. I can remember seeing her that way, but now I really do just miss the friendship we had which made me think we were so compatible in the first place. Except even that was just a bullshit act to con me, so the person I miss so much wasn't really anyone at all. Just a character played by my estranged twin. If any of it was genuine, I doubt I'll ever know. The fact that she never stopped or tried to talk to me is a pretty strong indicator that it was, though.
>>497824553 You motherfucker. You got my hopes up. I have to fight that dogshit dog bossfight again. Fuck it, cheat engine.
>>499595253What
>>499594987You can get it back
>>499595253sir that post is from 2 weeks ago
>>499595413THERE IS NO ALTHION
>>499594986You are sad and pathetic.
>>499595737I'm not, and I'm not a pushover
>>499595542You mean the dude that helps you get past the thorns? Like, what about him, did he move already?
>>499578927Alfred reference>>499579345To be fair D and golden order spell lore explicitly stated they hunted undeads and Fia after the murder explicitly said she was undead’s ally, Though she mainly did him in for the curse mark he stole.
FC is still open in case anyone wants to join..>>499594560Probably not
>>499596009cute feet
>>499596009Do you just wanna do a 2 player combat ordeal maybe?
>>499596606Okay sure, but only for like 20 mins. After that i'll have to sleep because i had hoped we would've been able to get a full FC going but I guess not
>>499596908Thank you foe your patience
It does so much stance damage....
>>499597712what does?
>>499597851It
I will for sure join the fc next time, sorry guys. got caught up with shit
I'm mad that this is relevant again
>>499598430It's okay we just would've been stuck at 3/4 anyway
>>499596606Thanks for the duels i had fun but i really gotta go now. I can't believe that single r2 killed you in one shot too lol
>>499598921It was fun!Yee I use daedicar's woeI'm slightly frustrated and tilted about some of those backstabbing, bitch I was FACING you imnotmad
>>499598797relevant to what?
>>499599142Fc
>>499599053Yeah we were pretty latent to each other, sometimes you'd skip animations and I got hit for half my health instantlyNothing you can do about it just a distance thing>daedicar's woeI was wondering why I did so much damage
>>499599053Why were you using daedicar's woe?
>>499599463because she's stupid
>>499599861?
>>499595495What? Like, find that same connection again with someone else? I know that's true in principle, but having your own twin lead you on by using your likes and dislikes, including stuff you never told anyone because she was spying on you (or being fed information by people who were spying on you,) raises the bar for compatibility pretty damn high.Or do you mean have a friendship with her again? Cause I don't see why she'd go for that now, except maybe as more of the same act since I said I'd split the money with her 50/50 and she's agreed to share her half with everyone else. It kinda comes back to the question of how much she may have been lied to and still believes because we're being kept from contacting each other directly, or if she's know everything for years and is just helping keep up the scam by committing to the narrative that I'm her poor, crazy brother that "needs help."
>>499600405No, with her, yeah. You have to have sex with her, remember?
>>499600391Sorry
>>499583103It has cool weapons like meteoric ore blade and marais executioner sword. Those alone make it a sick stat.
>>499593993luck builds only worked in ds3 on anri's sword and then they nerfed it and then no one ever used anris sword ever againalso warden twinblade bleedmaxxing but that got nerfed fast into ds3's lifespan. which is funny because its like from didnt care about that at all in elden ring, and despite bleed recieving some nerfs its still insanely powerful, unlike luck builds in ds3 which became irrelevant
Are pictures down for everyone?
>>499603548Test
THE DEPTHS OF YOUR FOOLISHNESS
Recommend me a good AoW for the Claymore that isn't Storm stomp or stormblade in PVP, also which weapon is good with Raptor of the Mist that isn't a claw or fist?
>>499604347flaming strikelol
>>499604347Don't worry about it
MARIKA'S TITS!! RANNI-SAMA?!? YOU WANT to RELIVE the EXCITEMENT of the SHATTERING but go even FURTHER??!?! WHHAA--!?! YOU are going to create an AGE but with ONE key DIFFERENCE?!?! The UNIVERSE in which this AGE will take place, will be * GULP* LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN MY WHORE BROTHER'S BUSSY?!?! And FUTHERMORE you are going to make EVERYONE 10 TIMES STRONGER?!?!? So what you are SAYING is, the SHOCKWAVES from ALL the FIGHTING will be HITTING my BELOVED BROTHER'S PROSTATE??! And each FALLEN WARRIOR will EXIT though his URETHRA and make him TREMOR in PLEASURE?!! You REALLY mean that there will be HUNDREDS of STRONG GUYS ALL inside my brother, AT THE SAME TIME!?!? And WHENEVER he ORGASMS, ALL the FIGHTERS will be FULLY REJUVENATED, ENSURING that the BATTLES go on INDEFINITELY?!?! IF someone HAPPENS to get KNOCKED OUT, they will get TELEPORTED in front of my BROTHER and RADAHN and then be FORCED to HELP YOUR BROTHER RUN an INTERUNIVERSAL TRAIN ON MINE!? WHHAAA--??! I'm NOT going to be ALLOWED in this AGE?!? INSTEAD you are going to place me in the NULL REALM, ALONE, REGULARLY giving me ONLY JUST enough TINY PUFFS of OXYGEN to SURVIVE?!!? And THEN, you will place a PORTAL in FRONT of me, SHOWING my BROTHER getting PLEASURED in REAL TIME?!?! So I will be FLOATING around in the ENDLESS VOID, GASPING for AIR for my DEAR LIFE, while being TORMENTED by the SIGHT of my BROTHER GETTING VIOLATED?!?! And I will be LEFT and ABANDONED there, LOCKED AND TRAPPED IN my very OWN PERSONAL HELL, ROTTING for ALL ETERNITY?!?! But the ASPHYXIATION will in fact AMPLIFY the PLEASURE RECEIVED to UNKNOWN HEIGHTS?!!?! CUM will be FLOWING OUT OF ME like a RIVER and EVENTUALLY I will FILL the VOID with my CUM?!!? And THEN I'm going to be FORCED to DRINK it ALL, while being SHOWN to ALL YOUR SUBJECTS through a magic PROJECTION in the SKY?!?!? My HUMILIATION WILL BE SPREAD ACROSS the UNIVERSE, MILLION of BEINGS ALL LAUGHING AT ME?!?!? YABBA DABBA DOO LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!
>>499604347There are none
There are too many wolves in this game. Wolves, Wolfmen, undead werewolves, wolf movesets, wolf summons, wolf armor. Wolves are the gayest nerd animal ever. Meanwhile lions, the superior spirit animal, only get Godfrey and Radahn for representation
Well THAT'S a SIGHT for SORE EYES!! The REDMANE ARMY!! WHA-!??! You are ALL going to TAKE TURNS RAILING my BROTHER?!?! RADAHN'S FIRST?!?! And YOU are going to REPEATEDLY COOM into MIQUELLA'S tight BUSSY!?!? B-but you are TOO LARGE! You will RUIN him for EVERYONE ELSE!!! EHHH??!? And after RADAHN STRETCHES out my beloved brother PERMANENTLY with ANTI GRAVITY HIP ATTACKS and ZERO G SPINNING COCK LUNGES, OGHA and JERREN will DOUBLE-TEAM him?!?! EHHHHH??!?! You're both gonna SPITROAST him like the DIRTY TWINK WHORE he IS?!?! JERREN is gonna FILL him with his RED MAGMA-like SEMEN?!?! ALL while OGHA WHISKS his MIND AWAY with PLEASURE like A RAIN OF GRAVITATIONAL ARROWS?!?!! And NEXT is IJI?!?! HUUUHHHH?!?! YOU joined back as the BLACKSMITH of the REDMANES JUST to FUCK my BROTHER?! WAIT PLEASE DON'T USE YOUR CARIAN MAGIC TO BROADCAST THIS ACROSS THE LANDS BETWEEN!!! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DON'T!!! I BEG YOU!!! WAIT, you WON'T until HE arrives??!? And WHO could that possibly b- WAIT the TARNISHED?!?! SAY WHHAAA-?!?! You are going to BEAT ME again and FORCE me to BLOOM? Making me be REBORN and SPAWN more clones like MILLICENT and her SISTERS who are PART of ME? THEN you'll ORDER RADAHN'S KNIGHTS to hold us down and FORCE US to WATCH our beloved BROTHER get VIOLATED by the ENTIRETY of the REDMANE ARMY from EVERY POSSIBLE ANGLE? And YOU'RE SAYING that seeing my SWEET BROTHER getting GAPED, will RUIN my ENTIRE WORLD-VIEW?!? My WHOLE WORLD will SHATTER like the ELDEN RING as my MIND BREAKS from seeing such a HORRID and TRAUMATIZING thing?!?! And this will cause me to develop a DISSOCIATIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER, where I will KEEP MUMBLING TO MYSELF I'm UNDEFEATED, which will eventually DRIVE me INSANE?!?! And then, I will be FORCED into the BASE OF THE SCADUTREE where I will be LOCKED and TRAPPED in DEEP WITHIN, with only a SMALL window to see my BELOVED BROTHER getting FUCKED THROUGH while I become A DROOLING INVALID?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!
>>499606121>>499606289please don't
>>499603948They're back.
The best build:Your colossal of choiceAntspur rapier + frozen needleYour bow of choiceNo points in int or faith
>>499608581>dex shit>dex shit>dex shitSeriously STRbros got cucked again with the DLC, I knew it was gonna have lots of FTH stuff cus miquella but fuck Miyazaki for not adding a golden age Guts sword
>>499609265I'm annoyed that we didn't get a faith katana
>>499606238lion shield :(
>>499610284Igons set looks so cool mixed with Ronin armor, too bad it has no poise and I get staggered a lot
>tfw I just helped some w*man with a bossI feel disgusting
>>499612845Disgusting or disgusted?
I'm trying to git gud so be brutally honest.Is the dragoncrest greatshield talisman a crutch?Is the shard of alexander and the godfrey icon a crutch?Is 60 endurance and the great jars arsenal talisman for heavy armor fast rolls a crutch?At what level is leving a crutch?Is square off a crutch?
does the cross-naginata have a unique moveset?
>>499613824No
>>499613808everything is a crutch
>>499613163disgustingly disgusted>>499613808>Is the dragoncrest greatshield talisman a crutch?kinda>Is the shard of alexander and the godfrey icon a crutch?>Is 60 endurance and the great jars arsenal talisman for heavy armor fast rolls a crutch?>At what level is leving a crutch?>Is square off a crutch?no
>>499614118gooning
>>499614034Yeah, I think you're right. I solo'd margit and even learned to parry him almost conistently ish, but I used the more practice with less loading screens approach, ie I went to caelid for the dragoncrest shield talisman, bought the chad armor at the roundtable, and came in at level 25 with some vigor. And I still felt the need to hit him with cheese off a couple times. I'm never gonna be gud enough to bitchslap him right out of the gate or go toe to toe to toe with duo bosses. Oh well. At least I don't auxiliary assistance to draw blood with a medieval weapon or to just outright have someone else to do the fights for me.
>>499614118>square offYes, this ash is borderline overpowered, especially against low pose bosses like margit or Maliketh
>>499613808YesYesYesYes150 max for PvEYes
Why is it that whenever I watch youtube videos of people playing the game it looks like it's running in slow motion and it looks like they completely mistime rolls and never take any damage? Then I go in game and everything is extremely fast and kills me in 2 hits, half the time I roll my inputs are ignored and I frequently get hit during the rolling animation anyways even if I get it off in time
>>499617405because they're good and you're notI have the same feeling
>>499617557>>499614118stop posting goonslopat least post something thats a lil more tasteful like >>499610284 and>>499577417
>>499617928how the fuck is >>499610284 more tasteful than >>499617557
I wish I could have sex
>>499618118same anon, same...
>>499618118me too...
>>499618118Do you not have genitals or something? Why can't you?
Ah finally a day off from work... I already ate my breakfast of coffee and an entire frozen pizza... now I have to make the difficult decision whether to play Eldie on either my new pure faith build or wretch build, finish Armored Core 6, or play with toys...
>>499618528What toys?
>>499618528Why did you freeze your pizza before eating it?
>>499618528like bionicle's or something?
>>499618586>>499618619I collect Star Wars and Warhammer 40k action figures>>499618587Freezing it makes it easier to fit up my ass
>>499619095>Freezing it makes it easier to fit up my asspics
>>499619095what the hell
>>499618064because it's not in-your-face softcore porn unlike the marika ones
>>499616880So basically 60 vig, no mind, 40 endurance, and then don't lean on any damage stats but rather level them all for stat requirements. That's the skillchad build?
>>499620056Why do you answer yourself?
>>499620208i didnt im talking to someone else moron
>>499620497But why are you answering your own posts? That's cringe, bro.
Are convergence classes just more of a headstart or there's stuff locked to each of them?
>follow artist>suddenly see a lot of political shit on my timeline about how israeli soldiers are not people and deserve to die because how dare they get bombared by Hamas and Hezbollah for decades>check>he's retweeting political crapOh. He took the pill. What a shame.
>>499620841you can turn off retweets from people
>>499621027I just might, but he's taken to comment on it, on how you stop being human when you're conscripted.It's so tiresome.
>>49961909540k minis are dolls, not toys
>>499618118The condom will break. Sex is for life partners. I just want a fucking partner. I'm 29 and I start to cry thinking about how I've never connected to a single woman emotionally besides my mother. She's the only female I talk to about movies and political conspiracy bullshit with. I don't even want sex anymore I just want someone next to me and I'm tired.
>>49962366335 years here.Get used to it, it's not getting better.
>>499623663>>499623704Why not talk to people online?
>>499623663The ride has just begun, mate.>>499624573I somehow always end up talking to women who are taken or extreme mental illness 9000
>>499624573I did. But eventually, they get boyfriends, and tell me they shouldn't talk to me anymore, or just ghost me.
>>499624573Because the internet is cancer and I want to get away from it, not owe my entire chance at love to it.
>>499622574I don't collect minis because I can't paint and have zero artistic talent, I collect the 1:18 scale figures made by JoyToy
Chasedowns should be forbidden, I want to spam my spells in peace without fearing the great katana. Like yesterday in ElFail when host and I launched microcosms at each other. Spellbound needs to happen.
Did anyone try Board game? How is it?
>>499628179I bet it has very little similarity to the game just like with the dark souls one
>>499628179Jesse wtf the fuck are you talking about
>>499604347Piercing Fang, Impaling Thrust>>499606238Lions Claw BABYYYY>>499609265Bro strengthchads are eating GOOD this DLC.>deflect tear works amazing with colossal swords or colossal weapons and also the 2 handed sword talisman >two handed sword talisman itself stacks with the bonus strength users get from 2 handing so you can get some extremely high damage with 60-80 strength>meteoric ore blade>greatsword of solitude>all smithscript weapons can be infused to heavy so they all work on strength builds>devonias hammer (small faith tax if you want to be pedantic)>horned warrior sword>frejyas greatsword (increases damage on savage lions claw)>savage lions claw itself is just an amazing skill>bloodfiend weapons>stone sheathed sword being the highest damage straight sword on a strength build>dryleaf arts, great katana, and even backhand blades can be strength infused so they all work perfectly fine if you want to mix things uphonestly, this DLC has cemented my love for strength builds in elden ring. i dont think strengthchads have ever eaten this good in a fromsoft game>>499613824>>499614003yes it does, the cross naginata has unique R1s.
>>499580789You are fat and ugly and insecure and unlovable and you should be glad I waste my time being your boyfriend
>>499632932*cuts*
How good are str/int builds in this game? First time playing, just beat Rennala and want to respec
>>499633776They are terrible.
>>499633776STR/INT is very fun. My first run started as a pure strength build and then I ventured into STR/INT.All INT builds should use Carian Slicer, and it works great on STR/INT because you can use something like a zweihander or a claymore in your mainhand, but if you need fast melee damage you can use carian slicer in your offhand. Carian Slicer is honestly something that can be used for the entire game once you get it.Early on you can put sorcerers armament on a weapon of your choice, or you can go for a frost infused weapon if you have the whetblade to do it. Frost is a phenomenal status effect, and INT has plenty of spells that can inflict frost. Later on, there is a dedicated STR/INT colossal sword that has a frost explosion on it (hint, its not a dual wield weapon that you might early), and its phenomenal. There is also a regular INT greatsword that does frost damage too. It just takes time to get your full setup, just like any build, but as you can see there's lots of options to play STR/INT. Good luck buddy.
>>499633776Very bad. You are pretty much only going to be using ice spear on clayman spear or DMGS weapon art builds.They don't lend themselves to each other well.
>>499635091>>499634995
>>499635181You should still do it if you want even if I say its bad. When I said bad I didn't really mean functionality, I meant you'll literally only be pressing L2 with a clayman spear in your hands. It does really big damage, but damn is it boring as fuck quickly. The other anons said you just need to get your setup, which you do, and once you do you have big damage but you'll bore of it in a matter of minutes after spending hours getting it built. I generally don't like INT at all. I made an INT build then it warped into STR/INT with a full weapon art leveraged talisman setup for big damage and low fp cost. Spells are fucking garbage compared to what weapon arts can do.It was boring. Try it yourself, you can assemble the ice spear clayman harpoon pretty easily to see how it does. Its biggest downside is its boring. Those 2 stats together might be the smallest support of actual functional options in the game it feels incredibly narrow.
>>499635181Don't listen to the other guy. There is lots of opportunity for the build to work and be fun. I would suggest you try it yourself, based on some of the hints posted ITT and come up with your own conclusion. You can respec over 10+ in a normal playthrough anyways if you really hate it. But Elden Ring has so many options I'm sure you'll have fun with something and make it work. Oh, also Waves of Darkness is a great weapon skill on INT builds when you finally get it. I only shill STR/INT because I did it blind on my first playthrough too, without prior knowledge of items or the game's mechanics, and managed to finish the game. Hell, I went through the whole playthrough without ice spear or knowing about clayman spear.
>>499635595I honestly believe that dex/ fai has less synergy than str/int. I tried a dex/fai build and it was boring as fuck and everything felt at odds with each other.
>>499633776They're ok.STR/INT is basically 54 STR + 20 INT, you're not meant to use spells but you get a lot of fun Somber weapons, specially for PVE.The Ruins Greatsword, Falling Star Beast Jaw, Rosus Axe and Meteorite Katana are all pretty fun.Cold infused STR weapons like a Cold Greatsword with Waves of Darkness will also deal decent damage.
>>499636182Yeah that setup has 1 viable weapon in Godslayer it feels a little iffy. There's a lot of minutia the anon asking isn't considering like is his hybrid build going to use even stat distro or is it going to weight 1 way heavier than the other. Stuff like that. Technically all builds are viable, some just have a very very narrow scope of options. I find a narrow scope is the worst thing to chase given the size of the game.
>>499636304While you can run a strength build with an int tax like you said, I had a good time running a 24 STR / 50 INT build that focused more on magic damage, frost, and spell damage. I think you also need 18 DEX but with that stat spread you can use most of the cool STR/INT weapons.
>>499636489>>499636182try a dex/arc build instead with minimum faith investment instead, use dragon communion seal, and lean into bloodflame incants instead of just dex/fai. dex/fai/arc feels like the intended setup if you want to do something like that. it works so much better. you can use bloody helice, elenoras poleblade, grave scythe, milady, katanas, and tons of shit without actually having to rely on bleed only.
>>499636513>I think you also need 18 DEX but with that stat spread you can use most of the cool STR/INTNot really, most STR/INT weapons have very low DEX reqs.>24 STR / 50 INTIf one wants to use a spread like that, 19 STR for the Zweihander is enough.Waves of Darkness with a Magic Zwei and high INT deals a ton of damage.
>>499636712Did this with mogh's spear but I think that was strength arcane. It was one of the funnest builds I've ever done.
>>499636756I say 24 STR, 18 DEX, and 50 INT so you can run Royal Greatsword. One of my favorite STR/INT weapons, if not my #1 favorite. I know it scales better on the physical side but I had a lot of fun using it on an INT focused setup.
>>499636902Fuck yeah. STR/ARC and DEX/ARC with minimal FAI investment are incredibly fun builds. I actually didn't mess around with mohg's spear too much, I was in love with marais executioner sword. Still one of my favorite weapons. And now the DLC added the meteoric ore blade which is just such a blast to use.
>>499637158I feel in love with the running R2 of the spear over the weapon art. The weapon art is dumb strong though holy moly. Doing a full pureblood build with Bloodboon, Bloodclaws, and Ansbach's Bitchslap was the most fun I ever had playing.
>>499636902STR/ARC is pretty good for that kind of setup now.The Bloodfiend's Arm is basically an insta bleed stick with tons of hyperarmor.
>>499637469I broke it out on Metyr to see 1/3rd of her hp disappear in one drop of the leg. Thing is dumb cool but that 20 lbs to use it is steep. I only broke it out occassionally due to it being too strong lol. I mained the spear after realizing all my builds morphed into colossal weapon builds unless I actively stopped myself from doing it. Godslayer, Fire Monk GS, Executioner GA. All that stuff weighs like 17 lbs and up. I realized I was truncating my own play style into a dominant strat and tried to throttle it. Is bleed a good solution to that? Fuck no its still bonkers but at least Mogh's Spear was 10 lbs and had a completely different moveset.Looping this back to the anon asking about STR/INT you should do it just because it will be different. It will be frost procs.build but it works in a very unique way.
>>499617557>Elden Ring tramp stampNot gonna lie, that got a chuckle out of me
Repost for snek girl
>>499640827Can you make it write about spanking Miquella? I assume it'll get closed, like creative.ai but I'm curious nonetheless.
>>499641289Why is it always about spanking Miquella with you people? What is wrong with you?
>>499641853"People"? That is deshumanizing, there is only one of me. I'm just extremely loud to make up for everyone who is too shy to confess their desire to spank (or do worse things) to that twink's ass.
>>499573481>Miquella and Malenia's bodies are cursed>Rykard fed himself to a giant snake>Radahn is better in Mohg's body>Ranni burnt her old bodyThere's something about Radagon's genes that's really, really wrong.
>>499643079DELETE IT YOU FOOLTHIS IS A BLUE BOARD, YOU'LL GET BANNEDDELETE IT NOW
>>499642501R=M
>>499643079I warned you...
>Metyr is weak to gravity damage like Astel, Alabaster Lords, Fallingstar Beasts, etc.What are the lore implications of this?
>>499638289I completely agree with the sentiment that bloodfiend arm is actually TOO good. I'm happy strength/ arc has more options for bleed but man that thing is absolutely insane on the right build
>>499648408they already nerfed it
>>499645910The Elden Beast uses the same cosmic explosion attack thing that Astel Does. The same type of effect thats on the Wing of Astel weapon skill too. Ymir points it out too that sorcery and incantations all come from the same source: the greater will. Its just different ways of channeling that higher energy.
Why is SotE obsessed with draping everything in cloth
>>499648616It used to be better? What the fuck. I didn't play with it pre-nerf then.
>>499648775its funny"It wasn't nerfed that heavily. At 60 ARC the bleed was 217 and now it's 199. The raw damage barely changed. It's just not a 1 hit proc on bleed against everything now. It still has a stupid amount of poise break and a ton of damage with 2 hit proccing bleed. It's a nerf yes, but not one that makes the weapon bad."
>>499648616Even nerfed its too strong for me. I'm good enough at the game that I don't like how strong it is. That 1/3rd of metyr's hp I mentioned was AFTER the nerf. Before that I saw people doing 1/2 of her health in 1 charged r2.
how fun is gravity magic in convergence
>>499648765The land itself is veiled with 6 massive veils hanging from the 6 divine towers. The same focus on drapery is in Marika's bedroom, the central temple in Farum Azula, and Gurranq's sactum uses the same drapery as on the beast champion armor (the armos is using a drape as a cape).Veils are in all cultures because they are all being meddled with by forces they don't understand, they themselves are being culturally veiled so they become useful instruments in the sick game the ayyy gods are playing. Its the meme of pulling the wool over someone's eyes but being expressed passively by the people having the wool over their eyes. They've been duped and can only sense it on the edges of their consciousness like the windmill bitches and their capes.
Fun fact for the bloodfiend arm - use cragblade on it and the rocks only appear in a line around the arm instead of all over it, it ends up looking like an animal jaw with teeth lining it.
>>499648765In the case of the veil that rests on top of the scadutree, its one of those situations where where Fromsoft took a fantasy concept - the land of shadow being obscured from the rest of the lands between with a veil made by Marika the Eternal's great power to hide the shadowlands, hide her past and seal in her son, Messmer - that "power" is a literal blanket that rests on top of the scadutree. Its something that Fromsoft does in a lot of their games. Taking a metaphor, then flipping it on its head and making it more literal. Honestly its one of my favorite things that they do, sometimes its so clever.For other things, like the buildings in Belurat, I assume 2 things are happening:1. Belurat was already decaying, dilapidated and decrepit before Messmer went on his crusade to purge the tower folk, so they covered the roofs and buildings with those blankets to prevent rain, dust, snow, etc, from getting into their homes that are falling apart.2. It helps drive the point home that the hornsent and their culture are vastly different from the golden order's - the blankets on the buildings are a visual motif that isn't repeated elsewhere, and plus things like Persian rugs are famous but also seen as very eastern and foreign for western nations. So these two ideas utility and style end up working together really nice. Belurat especially is one of my favorite levels in Elden Ring, if not my #1. Visually its amazing, and I love Belurat's theme. Its probably one of my favorite tracks in the whole game.https://youtu.be/uGqvqUHgCQU?si=R4fqwSkLj2u2wKzX
>>499650996I liked how depreciated all the hornsent structures were but as their city rose to the heavens it began to morph into a "higher society" look. As they climbed their ladder to heaven their city actually changed to reflect it.
>>499650625>They've been duped and can only sense it on the edges of their consciousness like the windmill bitches and their capes.I loved this detail in the base game.
>>499650625Very well said. Its easy to forget too that the veil is connected with the divine towers in TLB. On top of that I forgot how prominently its featured in Marika's bedroom (but not the rest of Leyndell) and also in Farum Azula, where it is present everywhere. Your point about the hornsent being culturally veiled is very insightful and not something that I thought of but you're absolutely right.>>499651332I'm going to assume you're the same guy I replied to above, but yes I too loved that the higher you ascend up the tower, the more heavenly, sophisticated, and beautiful the tower becomes. In Belurat, the trees too are decrepit and dark. But in Enir-Ilim the gardens are beautiful. The trees are large and still full of leaves. The torches and decorations with the spiral motif are all clean and in perfect condition, compared to the ones down in Belurat. I really think Enir-Ilim is one of the best interpretations or re-imaginings of the tower of Babel in recent history.
>>499652060Yeah I'm both guys. The hornsent were probably the most veiled but also ironically understood how the gods work than anyone else. We know Marika was conned by the beast into the sticky situation the game takes place in, and we can assume others are being conned like Mogh's dynasty never coming, but the Hornsent were knowingly doing what they did and trying to bring it about instead of being conned.Its interesting that they largely knew what they were doing but always failed because they didn't have a pure intention in what they were doing like the people being duped. By knowing the formula and the inevitable outcome they closed themselves in and could never actually break thru to godhood.Ironically, Marika trying to inform the people about what's going on ended up breaking that cycle for her people too (assuming you did age of stars).
In the Japanese script, Gowry literally calls the Scarlet Rot samsara.Nirvana in Buddhism is defined mainly by escaping samsara. Samsara is a painful dukkha (suffering) perpetuated by karma.What does this mean
>>499652585>Its interesting that they largely knew what they were doing but always failed because they didn't have a pure intention in what they were doing like the people being duped. By knowing the formula and the inevitable outcome they closed themselves in and could never actually break thru to godhood.I followed everything you said except this part. What do you mean by this? What did the hornsent know, how were they lacking pure intention, what exactly was the formula and how did they close themselves in? I understand that they knew how spirits "worked" by examining the antiquity sites within Rauh, but it seems like there's things I've missed about that.
>>499653953Inane babble from bug people.Literally and figuratively.
>>499654029Listen to the grandam dialog at the introduction to the Dancing Lion fight. She is describing how they meet their god half way by creating a vessel for it to possess. Thats what the dancing lion guys are they are - a vessel fit for a god to reside in like any jar or person like marika or midra or anyone else would be. By saying they lacked intention I mean that they got a perverse pleasure in what they did to create their saints and that pleasure clouded their intention that is why their real god never came about like that. Marika could become a vessel for the elden beast and midra the frenzied flame because they had a laser focused pure intention on what they were doing. The hornsent divided that intention between their goals and their pleasure at the suffering they created and it ruined their attempts at apotheosis.While focusing on the good of their own culture the best they could achieve was a meeting half way proposal that let a god temporarily lay claim to the dancing lion. There's a reason their spiral tree never came about and why they never had a true permenant god the way Marika could house hers constantly. Their hearts weren't in it 100%.The real path to godhood takes genuine sacrifice to achieve. That is how Marika could usurp their godhood in the jar sacrifice event. The hornsent were sacrificing others they didn't care about but it was Marika's people being sacrificed and she did care about them. So when the ritual was complete the god they summoned saw marika as the one making the sacrifice not the hornsent. She simply used them to get what she wanted. Seduction and betrayal. She taught them the proper way to ascend, but not the full payment. So they enact the ritual but she gets the favor.
>>499653953The Golden Order is suppressing Samsara and giving Nirvana to everyone. The Outer Gods are just forces of nature trying to do their job.
>>499653953Yeah if I belonged to a cult that revolved around catching and dying slowly from a nasty, incurable disease I would try to come up with as much word salad cope as possible like Gowry does. Gowry is also constantly lying to the player, and has been from the second you meet him about who he is, his intentions, and his relationship to Millicent so I would take what he says with a grain of salt.
>>499653953It could be referring to the fact that samsara is defined by a cycle of birth, death, and rebirth. One dying from the scarlet rot just means they are reborn as something else. The idea of a valkyrie which is meant to usher a warrior into their next life continuing to fight in Valhalla is somewhat similar. Maybe they are trying to overlap Norse mythology with Japanese Buddhism?
>>499642501Given that Ragadon is literally a gender bent brainwashed Marika that was created solely to be a servile tool, doesnt seem like that much of a stretch that it negatively affected his progeny.
>>499655501He's referring mostly to Millicent. She needs to be betrayed by you to abandon all ties to this world and ascend as a crimson Valkyrie.
>>499653953There is a natural cycle to life and death for all things, even concepts go thru it. The GO in all ways was about stopping this idea forcibly and refusing to face the reality of, well, reality. You can see your first hints of it very on when the people aligned with the fingers explain what an empyrean is and what they exist for and how Marika isn't even allowing those people to take the mantle.
>>499650303Its fun but a tad overpowered, last tier spells can melt end game bosses in seconds and they tend to have huge poise and stance damage. But I guess chucking big ass rocks would give a similar effect regardless of the method used.
>>499655586Why did you reply with an offtopic shitpost image?
I love Malenia's voice. When you first see her she looks so serene and peaceful, almost delicate. When she actually wakes and starts speaking, even before she *teleports behind you* and chops you in half, you can clearly feel the strength and charisma of her voice, and how in her prime, she was probably a dazzling presence to all her follower (a bit of that is still present with her kill line). But now she just sounds sleepy, as if she's half still a dream. Especially the very slight breathiness and fatigue when she says "wait" and how she intones "I dreamt for so long...". Underrated performance, I wish she talked more and had more than one note in her appearances. Hearing a happy and/or energetic Malenia would make the contrast more obvious.
>>499655910>the point>>>>woosh>>>>your head
>>499655550You also have to factor in that marika was excising her worst traits and isolating them (as shown in radagon) so her children could easily be living forms of those traits she didn't want so she could rule well. The same way Miquella gives up parts of himself to ascend to godhood marika did that in childbirth. All the children coming out fucked up would be because she shoved all that into an ideal and then put it into a child to get it out of her. >Malenia - her pride>Rykard - her sense of family>Radahn - her determination>Ranni - her knowledge>Miquella - her compassion>godwyn - her honor>Morgott - her duty>Mogh - her passionThey all embody a trait marika does not have anymore, coincidentally.
>>499655921From is excellent at picking voices and fucking with them. Just listen to the Orphan of Kos' introductory cutscenes, and the way that his baby wail turns into an adult sob. It's terrifying. Same in their old game Eternal Ring.
>>499655342I see. That makes perfect sense. Thank you anon. You can see how they took pleasure in what they did with the beautiful gardens in Enir-Ilim. They are made of people too, like the gate of divinity and it shows their opulence instead of their devotion to the gods. Or, perhaps the hornsent knew not to take divinity/ godhood too far because they possibly had an idea of the damage it could cause. They may have been perfectly happy to simply have sculpted keepers host the divine beast but take it no farther than that.
>>499656234THE GARDENSTHEY ARE MADE OF PEOPLE
>>499656334lol what is that a reference to?
>>499656234Them knowing not to take the final step is definitely possible but all the other dialog with the grandam shows that they really did get subsumed by their own suffering just like they got subsumed by the suffering of others they tortured.Once Marika blew them the fuck out their only MO was pure revenge and pure hatred, even if it destroyed themselves in the process.She tells what she thinks is the divine beast to dance and cavort how thou wilt. She's giving it a free pass to also trample and cavort all over them as well if that is its judgement. >>499656674Onions GreenFlesh gardens were also a thing in TES during the Alessian rebellion where the humans fucked the Ayelids over and reclaimed their nations. Shows up in VTM too with one of the vampire clans turning people into furniture. The amount of overlap in themes and ideas between ER and TES is staggering.
>>499656674https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_jGOKYHxaQ&t=2s
>>499656927>Them knowing not to take the final step is definitely possible but all the other dialog with the grandam shows that they really did get subsumed by their own suffering just like they got subsumed by the suffering of others they tortured.Yeah you're definitely right. Its amazing how much grandam's dialogue tells you, but the first time ANY player hears it, it sounds like completely cryptic nonsense. >She tells what she thinks is the divine beast to dance and cavort how thou wilt. She's giving it a free pass to also trample and cavort all over them as well if that is its judgement.And here's another example of just that. Its easy to gloss over that line (I sure did) but you're absolutely right, she's telling it to do as it pleases. And then all these themes about the hornsent are repeated with the hornsent NPC. He dedicates his life to revenge and it never fills the void in his heart. When you kill him he mentions his wife and child and mother (I think).
>>499655473>>499654950This
What even are the kindred of rot and where did they even come from
>>499658393>When you kill him he mentions his wife and child and mother (I think).He does, and it is a minor sting. Leda replies that he can now join them so they've been dead this whole time. In replays I always help Leda kill him lol. That whole character was deep when you think about it. You start out not liking or trusting him thinking there's more going on but he shows that nope you're first impression was right on the money.
>>499659384I'd guess a race of beings made by the rot itself to over time evolve and facilitate the rot. The supplicants for the various pathology gods tend to come about as a natural consequence of the world. The people suffering from madness are brought into being by events driving them mad, the people anticipating the rot apocalypses would come about from natural consequences of the initial rot god death. The blood spilling as rot and forming pools of rot warped the life exposed to it. The real interesting part is what separates the kindred of rot from the brood foragers? Was it just the way they were treated? Was it the rot being suppressed in Malenia warping them while the buds in Romina's area weren't being suppressed? Another nature vs nurture conundrum.
>>499632932I'm not fat or ugly but thank you for saying like that last part even if it's not true
bonk
>>499660074Plump sort
>>499660343I'm not and what you're doing isn't going to work
>>499660304good webm
>>499655837>starter orb shits on flying niggersalready better than blue pebble sorcerywhat about pyromancer and rot wizard?
>>499660304Seeing you land those is Lways funny
>>499660417What am I doing?
>>499660304based. funny ending too
>>499660553Trying to get me to redevelop eating disorder
>>499660712No, that's the other guy. I just like calling you fat because it's funny and you react every time. Maybe stop eating so much?Fatty
>>499660886What? Imand I don't eat a lot akready anyway and I'm not fat
>>499661058If you weren't fat, you wouldn't be so defensive. Stop eating so much, fatty
>>499660304That was very satisfying. >only the 1 with a shield knew what was about to happen
>>499661213Its not being defensive to say that you're not fat when someone says you are. If I said you were a pedophile randomly out of nowhere and you said "What the fuck are you talking about?" that wouldn't make you a pedophile
>>499661489>Its not being defensive to say that you're not fat when someone says you are.This is high level fatass cope
>>499661489
>>499661636I'm not fat, I'm thin and healthy I don't eat a lot, I eat generally healthy foods and I exercise regularly
>>499661781Why is she making that face
>>499661839You are a perpetually online and mentally ill woman, there is no way you're physically healthy
>>499661992switches have on and off positions.
>>499662184I keep my phone on me while doing stuff, om not sitting at computer all the time, and I'm not mentally illDoes actually playing Elden Ring instead of just lapping about liking the game like a lot of people here simehow make someone less healthy in your brain?
>>499662217No way
>>499662478I'm bored of this already, just go back to cutting yourself and masturbating or whatever
>>499662478Someone who isn't mentally unstable wouldn't get caught up in this back and forth. You could call me a woman, but I know I'm not a woman, so I would just look past it because you are wrong. You are tailspinning into this hard buddy.
>>499663416That doesn't make any sense because neither of those things are exclusive with posting online
>>499663545>Someone who isn't mentally unstable wouldn't get caught up in this back and forth.Don't bother, she can't even comprehend that simple observation
>>499663545I'm assuming you meant the opposite of what you just said because that would be agreeing with me, but of that's the case then you're wrongNo, you would say that you're not if you're not
>>499663701Even insulting you is boring now, because you are literally not smart enough to be offended. Fuck off.
>>499664029>if you get offended you're fat>if you don't get offended you're stupidKill yourself
>>499660074Behold, fat coinpurse!therefore, try thrusting attack
>>499664350Your mother would be ashamed of you.
>>499665137I'm not
>>499661241it's just too satisfying to land this thing
>>499665434Probably but she's dead and I'm not so I'm better than her she'd be wrong
>>499665981Look honey you're objectively fat so you should be more respectful to me, since I am wasting my time in this relationship with a disgusting unlovable girl like you. You are literally treating like shit the only person in the world who'll ever like you.
>>499667624I'm not fat and we aren't in a relationship, I don't know who you are and you dislike me
>>499666072>she's dead and I'm not so I'm better than herThis right here is proof that you're fucked in the head
>>499668203What?
>>499666039>host has less than 1000 hpmakes it even better
>>499656107>>Malenia - her pride>>Radahn - her determinationIt's the other way around. God imagine didn't realize i shared a thread with illiterate retards.
Imagine grabbing ergy femanon's gigantic cellulite-covered lard-filled ass while she plays Elden Ring... imagine caressing her ruined obese thighs...... hnnngggg...
>>499669139I want to gently caress her self harm scars
>mfw seeing /erg/ turn into nu-dsg right infront of my eyesall that's left is the namefaggotry and it's truly over
>>499669052No it isn't. Malenia is pride incarnate and Radahn is determination incarnate.
>>499669821That would easily be solved if mermaidtard stopped posting here
>>499669052Don't gaslight people smarter than you it won't work out how you think it will.
>>499669821>doesn't play the game or talk about the game>complainsOkay
>>499669821>hobby group implodes the moment a woman enters and posts her tongue for attentionLike pottery
I have installed Convergance
>>499670156Radahn is defined purely by his pride. He wants glory so he does everything just for the sake of that. He wants to be the new Godfrey because Godfrey is strong and legendary for being strong. He wants to become Lord because of this - he doesn't have any ideological grounding for besieging Leyndell, it's all about glory. That's why there's a twist when he gets beat up by the smelly hobo in rags.Malenia is determination. It's literally every one of her fucking item descriptions and why she's the strongest boss in the game with one limb and no eyes in some of the most over the top and on-the-nose imagery ever in a From game. The developers talked about it out of universe (pic related), and her Great Rune ability is the result of her willing more health into existence with her determination like a Shonen protagonist.>Malenia's war prosthesis symbolized her victories. Some claim to have seen wings when the weapon was raised aloft; wings of fierce determination that have never known defeat.>The wings symbolize Malenia and her undefeated prowess. Though she never knew relief from the accursed rot she was born into, her blade was forever beautiful—and relentless>Though born into the accursed rot, when the young girl encountered her mentor and his flowing blade, she gained wings of unparalleled strength.>And yet, due to the infusion of Malenia's spirit of resistance, attacks made immediately after receiving damage will partially recover HP.>Malenia is daughter to Queen Marika and Radagon, and her Great Rune should have been the most sacred of all.Determined, fierce, relentless. Her is also defined by humility. She's the one boss who pays you props and speaks to you with respect, she explicitly abandons her pride in service to her brother due to believing in his vision, and despite being the strongest warrior in the setting and the most fit candidate for godhood she rejects her divinity and devoted herself to helping someone she sees more fit.
>>499671974>Her is*Her character is
>>499671974>Radahn is defined purely by his pride. He wants glory so he does everything just for the sake of that.you are making huge assumptions, we barely know anything personal about radahn except that he liked his horse and godfreyradahn is literally not a character, he's just one of many bosses that you kill
>>499670494
>>499672918What little we know about him is that he loved war, worshipped famous war heroes, and waged war while dressing in gaudy armor explicitly meant to invoke the images of famous war heroes while giving himself big nicknames and plastering his imagery everywhere. So prideful.
>>499671974You have it completely backwards.This is why you don't try gaslighting. You don't have the intelligence for it.
>>499600586Gross. I'd rather have sex with one of her hot friends instead.>>499606238Dangerously based take.>>499669821bill for this feel?>>499655921Bruh same. I really wish we'd gotten more of her as part of Millicent's quest or something.
>>499671974Nah, the other 2 anons replying to you are absolutely wrong and you've got it. Malenia's entire character is overcoming the scarlet rot: she loses her eyes and limbs, its constantly trying to entice her to succumb to the rot, and the blue dancer showed her that despite the pain in her life she can overcome it with hard work and determination. Like you said, she is constantly fighting against things that are entirely out of her control and overcoming these obstacles is the embodiment of her character.
>>499677598Do not reply to yourself.
>>499659391>Leda replies that he can now join them so they've been dead this whole time.Yeesh. Sad stuff. I'm gonna kill him with Leda too on my next run even though all you get is the running attack talisman. I was sad to learn you have to kill Ansbach in order to get the rolling attack talisman. I don't think I could ever have the heart to kill that guy.And to your second point, yeah you're right. I was positive I was going to learn something about him that makes me re-think his whole character and maybe feel bad for him. And while I do feel bad for him, I think the point of his character is really to drive home that vengeance will not soothe your wounded heart. Hornsent never wanted peace, he always wanted to violently murder those he felt were responsible or complicit with the genocide of his people, and he was perfectly content to die violently to achieve it. He even states it when you talk to him for the first time.
>>499677841Keep coping, retard-kun. Work on your reading comprehension.
>>499678560He's a good character and a bad person. Its the best type of drama. >I was sad to learn you have to kill Ansbach in order to get the rolling attack talisman. I don't think I could ever have the heart to kill that guy.I always assist him. Thollier is cool but he doesn't have the same gravitas as Ansbach. >>499678745Just don't reply to yourself in the future.
>>499678981What exemplifies Radahn's determination then? His determination to emulate godfrey? It doesn't fit as nicely as Malenia's determination. Plus like the other anon said (who isn't me), she abandon's her own pride and devotes herself to Miquella's vision. Radahn seems way more prideful than Malenia, he doesn't bow to anyone.
>>499679897Just don't reply to yourself when you don't get organic support for your shitposting.
>>499680056I'm not shitposting and I'm not replying to myself. I am genuinely asking you but if you don't want to answer, just say so.
>>499680827You are, on both accounts.
>>499682321You're very pathetic dude
>>499682593Sorry you couldn't bait me into engaging in your argument how you wanted. I feel really bad about letting you down.
>>499682321Ok, you don't want to talk about it. No worries.>>499682593Don't pretend to be me.
>>499683087Hope this helps!
Do I go str or dex if I want more weapon variety? Just bought the game btw
>>499683481Whichever you want.
>>499683481If you want the maximum qeapon variety then level both equally, you can apply an upgrade called "quality" which makes weapons get strengthened by both (though it won't outperform damage wise till later levels)Then like if you want to and find a weapon that you want to stick with, you can specialize in str or dex later with it
>>499683481STRAll weapon classes can be used with < 20 dex, but almost all big weapons and shields require a lot of STR.And you can just infuse faster weapons with heavy.
Would newtypes be INT, FTH or ARC?
>>499685201I agree with this sentiment. You can use most weapons with like 18 dex and then strength infuse it.
>>499683481>>499685405>shitposting didn't work out>hey guys what highly divisive...
>>499685549>present 2 options hoping for fights>everyone gives the same answer>next question has 3 options hoping for fightsIts all so tiresome.
PS fc or coop tmrw?
This is like the 3rd macuahuitl I try to make and I'm still not satisfied. It's just missing something but I don't understand what
>>499689338no
>>499677598She's never known defeat in armed combat *and* against the rot. The swordsman who trained her was the "fairy" that "sealed away," the rot god by training Malenia and giving her the resolve and determination to resist the rot from taking over. That's why at Dominula, the only place where we can see the haligtree from the main continent, the dancers dressed in blue play a "special role," in the festival there's rotten strays, similar flowers to the pink ones around Malenia, and Millicent.
OUGI
>>499690649color. designs
>>499692857This area is a mess. The Rotten Stray that's inexplicably there plus the dancers dressed in blue (that their item description says has religious significance) and Millicent going there to follow Malenia implies some connection to Malenia and/or Rot. But the skinning we see and the Godskin Apostle there implies a Godskin connection. And neither are really whole.
good morning erg!!!
any cute femanons here?
>>499702387good morning basedgod
these cats remind of a certain boss...
Fuck do I even put levels into at this point? Armor doesn't keep me alive so I'm not sure the bull-goat set would keep me alive any better than my current set.
>>499705381moar strength
>>499705846I fight two-handed, I'm already at 99 strength.
>>499706119too fucking bad, more strength
>>499702387Good morning
>>499702387>>499707414rya is such a cutie
I'm normally not into raggedy armor but the Champion set is still one of my favorite chest pieces.
>get summoned for midra>practically have to solo him the whole time, host is throwing these worthless 130~ damage fireballs>host dies to frenzied burst the moment midra aggroes onto himI'm starting to understand you redniggers
>>499708001I like shadow militia set.Peak hobo rogue fashion
>>499710564you severely underestimate how retarded people are also a lot of kids probably play this game
>>499712123I guessalso I want a DLC weapon to use against malenia but I can't decide what
Just fought Malenia. Waterfowl dance is really stupid. I enjoyed the rest of the fight but if the boss can input read my light attack and punish for 100% and I can't actually get out of the way because of the recovery on my colossal weapon I'm going to give up and use cheat engine. That's kind of a shame, if she didn't have that one attack I could tell I would have enjoyed the fight. I'm sure I could have swapped to some cheese build and kill her in one hit or whatever but I want to beat things with a giant hammer. Wouldn't really have been an issue if they let armor work, come to think of it, but only DS2 had the audacity to have functional armor.
>>499714465take it to reddit, casual
>just beat metyrDunno why that was such a fucking difficult fight, but it was
>>499714942Aunt Ethel laughs at you.
>>499715068Guaranteed you didn't beat it your first try. If you say you did you're automatically a lying faggot.
>>499714942that boss is designed to be as annoying as possible
>>499715530Ethel just wiped an entire party. You fight Metyr in a 1vs1, but Ethel would wipe you.
>>499692857>>*and* against the rot. Wrong>>The swordsman who trained her was the "fairy"Wrong
>>499707584In that first picture, absolutely The second picture is a 0/10 shitshow
>>499714942You should have seen her before the patch that fixed her. Before the patch there was a high chance her floating tracking laser spam at low life just decided to spin to you and firehose you to death.It was highly infuriating.
>>499715901Nu uh>>499722925Wew
When playing an overhaul mod, do you think its like better to play your usual build in order to appreciate/see the differencees or like do you think its better to try something completley new to get fresh eyes as a whole?
>>499724290Both.
>>499724290I think you're smelly
>>499724586How can you do both
>>499724631Why
Radahn is representative of Marika's lust for Hoarah Loux and her inability to recreate one in Radagon. This is why Radahn will try to become Godfrey but always fail before the Golden Lineage.
>>499724992I can smell you from over here, stinky
>>499724640One, then the second.Start by playing your usual build to appreciate the differences, then try another one.
>>499722925beating ergy femanons with a baseball bat
>>499725353stroking an ergy femanon's beautiful hair
>>499725570sucking an ergy femanon's engorged penis
>>499725570>brown hair>beautiful
>>499726378>hair>beautiful
>>499726436>hotel>trivago
>>499726378yes? I like brown hair
>>499726076ripping ergy femanons intestines out
>>499729027...
Every time I visit Cathedral of Manus Metyr this pops into my head:https://youtu.be/mygPNGLSfI0?si=_ZLnEglsDr76zTkf&t=43
>>499729027no
>>499722925>>499725353>>499725570>>499726076>>499729027playing elden ring
>>499729574Ymir was cool but this is lols
>(Dead) (You)feels bad man
>>499729671y
>>499715068>>499715614who is ethel
>>499731394The hag.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B49aXRJ3xEo
>>499725027Freud would have loved this. An inverted Oedipus complex. A mother seeing the father in the son and trying to make a mate in the image of the sonOn the topic of new vectors of incest, Marika! Well actually Miquella, but he's the product of the selfcest and adamantly refused to love himself. There is someone he did love though, his sister. Just not like that, probably. Maybe? Who cares. The Haligtree! Look at it. Half is growing and half is not. Is there hope for the tree? A lore hint perhaps that Malenia isn't dead and will continue Miquella's dream eventually?
>fighting malenia>first attack she does in phase 2 as she comes out of aeonia is waterfowl>then she does a grab>THEN WATERFOWL AGAINthis boss is truly dogshit
>>499741857RNG bosses like Malenia are so fun because you get your shit raped a dozen times before finally winning easily the 13th time with the same strategy because you rolled the dice correctly that time
>>499741993I'm literally going to the DLC to take a break from her bullshit
>>499742201>going to the DLC >to take a break from bullshitDoes he know?
>>499742359I'm at like 16 skibidis, I'm just gonna do some shit I skipped earlierit's not like I'm gonna go fight messmer or whatever
Did mermaidtard finally kill herself?
>>499744780Yeppers
>>499746119I missed you bitch where have you been
>>499744780Returned to the sea*
>>499746756Literally posting here? What? And besides I didnt say I was anybody
>>499747274Ahh, I've missed your idiotic ramblings these past few hours>And besides I didnt say I was anybodyWho are you then?
>>499747470I'm not an idiotJust an anon? Like I'm anybody
>>499714942Metyr is the best artistic design of any dlc boss. I had to fight her for abour 5 hours to kill her but I never got used to how disturbing she is, everytime I saw her it made my skin crawl. She perfectly gives off the "utterly different yet eerily similar" feeling the hands emulate.
>>499747567You're an idiot, and you're definitely mermaidtard
>>499747568I slightly wish that she was a bit more mobile and skittery, obviously she feels very heavy with how she looks but she feels a bit more like a big thing with some auxiliary legs more than she feels liek a giant moving hand
>>499747657I'm not, and I'm not mermaidtarded, nobody mentioned them even at all let alone me
>>499747775So why did you respond to me when I asked about mermaidtard? You are a stupid idiot.
>>499747697I agree with you, she is less mobile than ideal, except in her attacks for when you're at her side, those are peak weird
Could Mozart still be alive?
>>499748276No, he was born in 1765, thst I'd far too long for someone to still be alive today!
>>499747838I said yep I didn't say I was me
>>499747965It would be awful to fight though
>>499748393Your stupidity and stubbornness are endearing
>>499748459Kill yourself
>>499748527You'll make a great girlfriend for some lucky guy one day
>>499715530I shredded Metyr with bleed claws in like 30 seconds on my first tryEz boss
Ignore and report shitposters.Do not engage with bait and teenage banter.This general suffered enough.
>>499748276If he is, what is he doing? Dude's making new music slower than Dr. Dre
>>499757660How is killing Metyr fast shitposting
>>499696876To be fair, for the rot god to be killed by some godskin/godslayer prodigee whose real identity was memory holed after the sealing of rune of death kind of make sense. Wouldnt want others to get inspired by their deeds, and now that I think about it, the undead do use black flame naturally.
>>499741857Eh, I've gotten waterfowl 3 times in a row once, it was insane that I somehow survived the first 2 times, when I saw her charge up that 3rd attempt I just lost all desire to fight at that time.
I'm on my first playthrough of ER, I can just walk into Moghwyn palace, kill Mohg and do the DLC right? I'm alright with the suffering doing the DLC content before even setting foot on Leyndell so I'm just wondering if doing the DLC before Leyndell would brick certain NPC quests.
>>499760415is that bubble perfume easy to farm?
>>499760420as long as you kill the NPCs in Mohgwyn (all white masks) before killing their lord, you're good
What new frenzy enemies would you add to Midra's library, erg?
>>499760538nope, arteria leaf fucking sucks to farm
>>499761272Completely new or existing enemies with frenzy? Cause I'd say Land Octopus and vulgar/shadow militia. A frenzied version on envoys could be cool
>>499764736Completely new. The library is filled with shadow enemies and inquisitors with two elite hornsent warriors, which is OK from the story perspective, but I feel like it was possible to add something unique to it
>>499729027How would ergy femanon feel if I prolapsed her ugly fat ass and ruined it beyond repair? I bet she'd feel very embarassed
FC time?
>>499764068is that bubble perfume easy to farm?
854 leave and never return
>>499764854>>499765670
stop shitting up the general with your offtopic
>>499765085ok
>>499705381>choose hero for a pure STR buildRestart your file because you minmaxed wrong should've gone VAG
>>499767886It's been almost a a hour...
>>499768423>choose hero for a pure STR buildbut hero has the lowest dex
>get bored invading at 116>do a coop>Enir Ilim>20 scad frags shouldn't be bad>host with grandma voice and other phantom with dual Kiba >walk with them to radahn area and notice all the enemies are gone>every single one.>host keeps getting invaded and they just keep refreshing TT killing every invaderLegit mental illness to do this, like they literally killed every enemy, then TTd and summoned randos like myself to gank with them why do people do this?
>>499768794>Legit mental illness to do thisInvading is always a mental illness in these games.
>>499768634>arcane at 11 for absolutely nothing >no bone bow for range>no jar cannon for boom boom >no access to other usuful weapons that can be used as get off me tools in invades A little but of dex is helpful for other weapons otherwise you expect your Unga bunga to do everything?
>>499768794It's the only way to farm furlcalling fingers so I can summon for bosses
>>499769091You don't need any of that with roar of rugalae and stormblade on an offhand.
>>499769091I use Samurai for my STR buildehat do you think of that
>>499769091>bone bow>jar cannonI thought we were talking about a pure STR build
>>499751142Very good very good, now how many scadutree fragments?
>>499769327Irrelevant.
>>499769225>rugalaeYour expect every his to be an idiot? Or are you only invading RL 30>stormbladeWhat is roll through it? Again it's always good to have an arsenal as an invader and hero for pure STR is not the way to go, this is an objective fact.>>499769256It can very well be a pure STR 12 dex base just gives your access to those weapons so you aren't getting blended hoping your Storm stomp greatsword will save you because of your 733t skillz
>>499769559Invading? Are you a queer?
>>499768794This is just the way the game goes when it makes invaders just another trash mob for PvErs to steamroll and that shitty 4 player limit exists, all the normal people are gone because it's just boring to 3v1 some poor sap, these people are just griefing and farming noob invaders that run into them who will put down the game immediately afterwards and won't bother with it anymore
is the bear roar good now? whats the best way to build around it? fth w/ erdtree seal?
>>499769559>this level of esl shitwow. Just type in your native tongue and let google translate it broski.
>>499769607Oh if this is for pve then do whatever you want lol but invades if you want pure STR builds you always go vag unless going to 150 then do whatever you want builds don't exist at 150
>>499769559Idk what you're saying
>>499769721Its top 3 spells in the game, you don't build around it.It has almost no stat reqs and it stunlocks or knocks down anything in its range. >>499769816Its for pvp. Invading is just a waste of time.
>>499769882But if i want big damage for it, stack faith? or maybe str/fth with clawmark so I can also use some str weapons?
>>499769754It's my fucking phone keyboard it keeps autocorrecting you autistic sperg and I can't be bothered to care about my spelling or grammar on the internet I don't care about you or what you think about it lol>>499769721No, subpar damage and no hyperarmor means you need an offhand endure to get it off or 32 end for big armor +bull goat this is with the bear hat mind you. It's subpar even at 60 str, claw talisman and cinq dagger off hand
>>499769882Even as a dueling build it still is inappropriately minmaxed because you chose the wrong class.
>>499770035Phoneposting GOD
>>499770035hmmm but what if i stack with roar medallion and godfrey icon and immaculate spacing against opponents whether it be pve or pvpdoes cinq and clawmark actually buff the roar? i thought bear roar was its own class of spell
>>499769721Its really good and it kills invaders like no other.It has a sweet spot where it's aoe is larger than any weapons swing range but you have to play around with it to know. Invaders hate roar more than anything else because it let anyone go toe to toe with them even with a shitty build.Stormblade and roar is really all you'll ever need.
>>499770409Is it any good on the invader side?
>>499770548prolly good around a corner or thru thin walls
>>499768517start it
>>499770897I'm in bed now!!I dont.think we have enough people anyway even if I did get up
>>499771017gn
>>499771017just start it
Ok
>>499771567lol neet
>>499771567Damn, early as hell. I'll be there in 15 mins
>>499771743Someone said to
>>499771607I'm richJoin
>>499768794>>499769706dev's fault, griefers got afk farming spots, abusable tongue, and a ton of towers / empty corridors / tiny spaces with no enemies where it's trivial to set up a gank, while invaders can't opt out because of the shitty near/far system
>>499772105>ablublublu i can't bully noobs, that's sooooo unfair
>The faggot arab who posts his fetish baby pictures is still around seething about invadersDamn, gankers literally did put all their eggs into the ER basket
>>499772510There's no way...anti invcel baby poster you are still lurking here???>>499771567WTF are these hours i might hop in like 5 hours or something
>>499772772>that guy angers me!!!>must be a samefag, absolutely no way two people fed up with my entitlement are different1111
>>499772510who said I can't?how often do you gank btw?
>>499771567>>499771765Are you here? I joined it and it says 3/4
>PS fc never ever
>>499770548If you have high enough poise maybe. As an invader I wouldn't like the stop to roar it on par with the gravity blade slam thing invaders do with the 4 shockwaves.Its good but at the same time I've killed infinite invaders doing any sort of aoe spam (thats what the stormblade half of my setup is for).
invader boardinvader thread
>>499774726nu /erg/ seems to be very anti invader though, lots of hostcels talking about they epicly pwn invaders every 5 minutes because it's all they got going for their lives and there's only like 1 guy left invading
>>499773425Okay I guess they weren't hereWeird
>>499774875Its probably just anti-lolcow and that has bled into being into general anti-invasion.
>>499773807I offered to start one last week and nobody else was here
>>499775272we're all on pc buddy
>>499775374NTA but I'm on ps4. But yeah the ps/pc breakdown feels 1:10
>>499775465Add me if you want Leonligerx, can do whatever, practice, muling or w/e
I don't add friends on PS but I might be able to join in a few hours if you guys want to do arena or coop on PS. We can try this weekend, too
waaaa why do people not stand still and let me ruin their games????
>ruinhearty kek
>>499776332Why not? Purely curious desu I had a few friends on PS for BB but they dropped off and got old
>>499776996I just don't see a point, I very rarely go online and when I do, it's mostly to invade
>>499777307Oh
but I do wish I knew what's the "ocean man" build ergbro up to
How does such a simple action like webm related in a videogame sends people into an autistic crusade where they waste the best years of their lives in a videogame
nice projection I guess?
YOU RUINED MY LIFE INVCEL!!!!!11!!1!!
>>499778052literally no one cares lol.
>>499778302His strawman does.
elden ring 2 will have a guy you can summon 10 times throughout the game
>>499778321We get to watch him shadowbox himself for our amusement so its pretty cool.
>>499778445"Shadowbox"?
>>499778543You lose most of your cool factor by being in high poise instead of dressed like thor.
>>499778543Erm sweaty you're supposed to be nearly naked and do the full RP build so my level 700 boyfriend can one shot you
>>499778642He'll fight with himself when no one else falls for his bait posts.Shadowboxing is fighting your shadow, which he will do.The vast majority of anons don't give 2 shits about pvp so he will make infinite posts trying to insult people because he identifies himself as a pvp person so anons not caring about pvp is anons not caring about him.
>>499778675the character is this guy
>>499778824Oh, that. I thought it was some kind of thing where you make noise with your mouth.
>>499778857Then you lose ALL your cool factor by using a hammer when your rp is based on an axeguy.
>>499773425I was, I even fell asleep waiting and ut mever started, it didn't go to 2/4?
>>499779035anon.....
>>499779146It didn't yeah, maybe you got disconnected while waiting? Either way I think it's better to leave the FC for another time
>>499779374Your roleplay is weak.
>>499778857Man I miss Fire Emblem
>>499779423anon......
>>499779451What keeps you from playing it?
>>499779423>>499779374truly incomprehensible conversation lmao
>>499780091How embarrassing for you.
>>499780209>I despise Nintendo>I hate how much they lean into the fucking anime aspects and how it ruined the character designs (Funny enough this is what ER is becoming too)>I hate how dogshit the stories became, specially when the avatar becomes the center of everything (I actually really liked the first chapters of Awakening because you were just a guy assisting the main character)Funnily enough I actually tried out the mobile gacha game and I loved it even though the story was nonexistent but it slowly degraded into tryhard pay to win meta pvp garbage and I quit within a year
>>499781402Oh, okay. I do have Awakening somewhere, never really got into it.Got the 3DS to play at work, but then boss caught me playing once, so I ultimately never use it.
>seamless host can be joined by lv 200 phantoms after an invader arrive.This is a new development...
I just watched a type b litterally job to a dog. I'm not making this up for the meme I really invaded a type b who let herself die to one of the weird dogs that look like the rotten strays but with fur.
>>499779035>all the bear maskscool
>>499779451the artstyle and animations of the gba games will never be beat imo
>>499781106>he still doesn't know
What's the relationship between the misbegotten and the ruined forges?
How do I get to that pirate ship north east of Calid on the map? Anything good there?
>>499784641lol
>>499747568Completely agree, she freaks me the fuck out and my gf couldn't watch me fight Metyr>>499751142>>499769445Exactly, skidibis are irrelevant because using bleed against any boss that is weak against it is just playing on easy mode.>>499761045Wait, why does it matter if you kill the NPC invader white masks before killing Mohg?
>>499782883S-s-sorry... I just couldn't help myself... when I see a dog my k-knees just get weak and I... I...
>>499769445So 20 got it. You didn't beat the boss. Only 3 or under can say they truly beat the game and 3 only at radahn
>>499747568She looks like a literal dick lol mogged by Amygdala or Ebrietas, way better designs.
>the virgin RL1 player beats the game and dlc by spending hours upon hours studying bosses patterns, reviewing iframe data, parrying and dying innumerable amounts of time to be perfect>the Chad RL 200 player just bleeds and rots every boss then closes the game for good to enjoy having sex and touching grassWht would anyone play RL 1 and expect to be anything more than a nerd?
>>499786089i dont like ebrietas' wings
I want to see how quickly I can beat the game. I think I'll use death's poker rather than bloodhound's fang because it's boring. I'm looking for an early game colossal somber weapon. Something like the greatsword or giant crusher would be perfect, except they're not somber.
>>499786089She's cute
>>499786426Grafted Blade is technically a sword, and can be gotten relatively early, also it uses somber stones.
>>499787338Sounds like the one
>>499786426I had a lot of fun on a dex/fai run grabbing the Godslayer Greatsword nice and early, at like level 25. That is a somber weapon with a really fun weapon skill, you can use it instead of taking a critical hit when you break a bosses' stance and its just as good if not better than taking the critical hit thanks to the DoT.>>499786089While I agree that Ebrietas and Amygdala look better, we were talking about ER DLC bosses.
What's the best seal if I plan on using a variety of incantamentos and not just one school? For around 60 faith
>>499785542If there's no boss in an area the npc invaders can't spawn>>499786089Ebrietas is way too alien to be offputing on the long term after the shock factor. Metyr's creepy because she looks so weird yet is made with human basic stuff and that those parts have human like movement
>>499747568the music is very good, too. I wish she or a similar boss was the final one for DLC
>>499790063Whichever has the highest scaling at +10/+25It should be the 0 weight non-arcane one.
>>499790063Scaling is all that matters if you aren't leveraging the bonus damage for type of spell.
>>499790063godslayer seal has higher incant scaling than erdtree seal until 68 faith or something like that
Serious question - why don't sacred seals drop the same way staves do? I don't think a single sacred seal comes from an enemy drop.
>>499792597there's at least a single one-time drop (gravel stone seal) but yeah you're rightwho cares honestly
>>499789637That weapon has been on my mind lately, however I'd probably prefer Grafted Blade simply because killing the fire giant with Godslayer Greatsword sounds like a pain in the ass.
>>499794132Its a fun weapon and pretty strong if you can get it early, but you're right, I ended up using a different weapon to kill the fire giant on that playthrough. Although the DoT effect on the weapon skill is still good, even against enemies who have high fire defense.
mmmm slurmden slop
>>499794772vomits blood
>>499794772rip roland
>>499794772is 2spear still good
what's with the all dsgtroons suddenly posting here?
>>499797462my b bro ima go back to dilating with vordts hammer
>>499797605Basé
>>499778857>>499779451based fellow febros.
I need an honest opinion on shadow of the erdtreeDoes it pick up after the golden hippo? I've beaten Bayle, Rellana, Lion, Putrescent Knight and I just for the life of me cannot get into this dlc it just isn't sucking me in like I thought it would like the base game didAm I really missing much if I stop now because I am struggling to want to keep going at this point
>>499798876>Am I really missing much if I stop nownot really. more of the same
>>499794772Elden ring if it was good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY5EPn20mfw
>>499798536Fuck, that's a really great armor combination.
>>499798876If you're disliking it at that point then you'll probably dislike the rest
>>499798536dangerously basedI made a Shinon
>>499794132In my godslayer run I switched over to the raptor claws with bloodflame blade for the giant. It cooked his ass.
>>499764068>fuk u>fffuk u
What spell is your absolute go to for invades?For me? It's gravity well. It's janky af and most invaders and hosts don't know how to dodge it
>>499798876Enir ilihm is where it gets good, rauh base is fun with friends
>>499798536Was going to give it a 9 for fashion cause I thought it was a female but realized it was male, 10 of 10 now, definitely baller and would raid shadow keep with.
>>499803483wouldn't say janky, it's just a multihit spell, those are always good.I only invaded on my int and int/fth builds, unfortunately not on a pure fth and some incants are very cool.But out of those, my absolute favorite is fleeting microcosm. Finger sorceries in general are pretty and useful. Then zamor ice storm. Rings of spectral light is nice, too.Gavel is very useful, slicer is a must-have.
>>499803483>>499804520oh, I confused it with collapsing stars. Then yeah, people probably don't see it often enough to know how to dodge
>>499804707Collapsing telegraphs easily so anyone can or should be able to dodge it consistently, well is janky it comes out funny and people read that like collapsing and get pulled, it's oppressive af and I know by me leaking this it's going to get abused but idc it's just been so much fun using.
Do I want to play DLC on my second character or do I want to start a new character for a int/faith casting only meme run
>>499807000Meme run. Dlc if it gets boring.I hate that the dlc fucked up the lore so much, cause even without having time to play, there was still lots to talk about. It's like it not only left questions unanswered, but made them irrelevant.
>>499809908based tripfag
>>499804520Microcosm? Really? Are you casting on the floor to catch them or aiming? Cause I tried cosm and didn't care much it has the same flaw as missile except missile explodes with impact and pulls. Ice storm I just use with the weapon can't be bothered filling a slot for that, Glintstone nail is amazing but I wish the consumable wasn't a bitch to farm and I'm not paying 60$ for a save editor on console to get it fuck that
>>499811723nails track well, too.Sometimes I aim at the floor, but just the size of charged microcosm catches people decently. Also it goes through walls and roofs and travels a very good distance>>499807000being a pure caster is incredibly fun if you don't abuse the few OP spells. Int/fth pure casting with staff of the great beyond is my favorite thing in ER
It's fun in pve, too, I just killed Metyr and Ymir with their own spells and it was satisfying
>>499815389I heard it can track elevators also as in if I cast from the top and aim I can catch people below it? Microcosm I mean
>>499821019fuck you
>>499821101Whyyy
>>499821326you're a piece of shit
>>499822353How? Or why do you say that?
>>499823108>>499823108I hate you so goddamn much
What is Radagon's origin? Is he just Marika's OC?
>>499823717I'm sorry
>>499824457We don't know Neither does Fromsoft
>>499820085yeah it can deal with elevation. Can spawn it upwards, too. Free-aiming is fun
>>499824643you fucking should be, but it won't change anything
>>499810953Thanks senpai. I realize it's kinda pointless to leave it on (I like to think that you can recognize my writing style and tell it's me without it, like with femanon,) especially after the dlc turned Radahn into Miquella's gimp... I guess at this point it's for anyone who actually believes me and is interested in whether or not I'm still free/alive. Cause if I stop posting while this general is still alive, don't assume it's cause things are going well.
>>499828504>fem humieswomen, you mean?
fc tonight? or now? or some time in between?
>>499830846He a 40k Ork mektek that somehow managed to create a PC that allow him to speak with a mongolian basket weaving forum from the early history of man, please understand his lack of comprehension about gendered organisms.
>>499831265It's up to you
>>499831482why me? I can't handle that kind of pressure
>Iron mask forced on a prisoner convicted of an appalling crime.>Thick, heavy, and utterly stifling.>A foul creation designed to torment the wearer, either slowly fermenting hatred within their heart, or a spiritual fervor that is near indistinguishable from it.What is supposed to be so bad about it that makes it torture?
>>499832548ever had an itch you couldn't scratch?
>>499832548>wearing a helmet that probably weights as much as you, is unbalanced (leans on the left), blocks your nose, and heavily restrict vision on your only available eye
I just saw a player's phantom dressed in full Malenia armor with blasphemous blade, spamming L2 die to Patches.
>>499833820PATCHES THE UNBREAKABLE
What I wanted = To fight Miquella's Fears, Embodied that he abandoned to achieve godhood
>>499832548Eating and drinking, no depth perception, no way to scratch like >>499832658 or touch your face in any other way like if you had something in your eye/ear, a runny nose, or, god help us, sneezing or vomiting. Also, there's not much room for hair growth but maybe that would stop? Imagine a guy's beard slowly filling up the front...
>>499832548get a cardboard box that's just big enough and wear it on your head, cut a single small eye hole, while it isn't as restrictive as the helmet you'll get the idea
>>499835582I wanted my damn Godwyn/Miquella fight
>>499832548Cant breathe with nose, see properly, scratch your face or scalp, clean your ears or nose, can barely eat or drink, cant move your neck...
>>499836683>>499837097And helmet is likely too big, so if you try to move your head, you bonk it
>>499835582I wanted to fight Miquella not Radahn with a Miquella backpack
Sorry if everyone already knows this but I just discovered it and I think it's cool. You can use Margit's Shackle to destroy the chariots in Auriza's Hero Grave. Example:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmWSLX-upSY
>>499707414she looks fat here
>>499838853you are about uhhh 2 years and 8 months too latebut i appreciate for sharing
>>499839717She should stick her fingers in her throat and make herself throw up
>>499840935why?
Which is better objectively: Godrick's Greatrune or Radahn's Greatrune
he was gay, radahn?
>>499841523once you hit a certain amount of stats, radahn's is better, but for a long while godrick's is better
ARE WE FIGHTING CLUB?
>>499835582>>499837523they should've made the 2nd phase of the Radahn fight by making Miquella totally desecrate Radahn like garbage and fight you himself. would've been fucking kino.
>>499844901Do you want to?
>>499846785I suppose yeah
>>499846785not really
>>499844901I don't know how to make a build for fight clubbing.
>>499848873who gives a shit, I just use my normal, casual playthrough characterhe's a bit high level now though
>>499848873Just use the build you played the game with
>>499848963I literally just used a mace and put bleed on it and did nothing else.
>>499849127Isn't that kinda boring? Did none of the equipment or spells you picked up during your playthrough interest you?
>>499849252Nah.
>>499849127based and simplepilled
if we're not gonna fc I'm gonna open a bag of chips and find some shit on youtube
>>499850091what flavour?
>>499850150mesquite bbq or some shit, it's food basics store brand
I'm playing minecraftYou don't have to wait for me to start an fc you can start it yourselfProbably too late in the night now anyhow but if you you wanted to do it you could've just started it
>>499854080why are you posting such a lewd rya
>>499792597Real answer is we won't know unless From gives an explicit answer. But I think the implication in ER and in DS with chimes) is cause the ones we find are special and not what an average enemy caster would carry. That obviously doesn't explain common staves dropping from enemies but not "common" seals like the basic two fingers seal you can buy at roundtable dropping, though we don't seem to fight as many miracle using enemies as magic using ones, so maybe there's a reason beyond From just forgetting or needing to shave off memory space or something else unrelated to the world of the game.
>>499854080But we won't have 4 without you...
>>499849127You'll still probably do better with that than you will playing a new build you aren't used to
>>499856506You don't know that unless you triednit
>>499849127That's coolDoesn't the mace already come with bleed? You probably could do occult instead if it does
Why can't this be one possible ending for Elden Ring?https://x.com/FakeryWay/status/1817665754570879321
>>499856748you're the only reason I want to fc
>>499857783What? Why?
>>499857317why would you post this shit
>>499858727I don't want to say, it's embarrassing...
>>499859006Because becoming an Elden Lord means having an Elden Lady by your side. Who better than Marika herself? You killed her husband and all her kids, so you won't have any extra baggage to deal with, and all that's left is a fertile goddess to breed with.
make the fc already you homo
Caelid is the weirdest area in the game to me because I have no idea what level you're "supposed" to be for it. All the enemies and bosses here are much too strong for someone just starting out in Limgrave, hell even a 60+ character struggles. But the amount of runes you get is worse than Liurnia.
>>499860476>But the amount of runes you get is worse than Liurnia.It's pointless to try to make sense of the game's rune distribution logic. You can be at Castle Sol or Miquella's Haligtree at endgame, and the game still gives you dogshit items like Golden Rune (9). And of course, the skulls with the glowing eyes you find on the ground in the overworld all the way to endgame """"""""""""""reward"""""""""""""" you with a Golden Rune (1) no matter where you find them.
>>499859081If it's because I don't switch tactics much and aren't great then that makes sense, it's sort of a thing to get used to fighting
>>499861034that's definitely not it...
>>499860212if y'all motherfuckers actually want it then gimme like 10 mins
>>499860212>>499864659how many ppl r awake
>>499865070I dunno but I'm starting, get the fuck on bitches
>>499865337I said get the fuck IN
>>4998656272/4I suppose I'll have a fap while waiting to see if anyone else gets on
>>499841523Morgott's.>>499860476The way I see it this: the game either lets you wander into caelid and you kind of realize that its difficult but theres good loot out there, or you get transported there and its scary as fuck. ultimately you still clue in at some point that its too hard, but its always there in the back of your mind, especially early on. some of my favorite items happen to be in caelid too. "do i go in and try to find some good loot? what horrors will i face if i keep pushing farther in?" these were the kinds of thoughts i was having when i first played. i would spend all my souls, make sure i had basically 0, then venture in and see how far i can get into it. imagine my shock too when i finished siofra and came out the other side into that red hellscape. i thought that you actually get a good amount of runes playing through caelid, and i never paid attention but if you're saying otherwise i believe you.>>499861003The item dropping is bizarre for sure sometimes in this game. There's hardly any DLC enemies that give you smithing stones 7 or 8, yet enemies in the haligtree drop those like candy. And then theres actually enemy equipment and armor drop rates, which are usually low as fuck
>>499866280I knew this was pointless, whatever
>>499865627>>499867131stop forcing the fcs you retard
>>499872023Nta but what do you mean?
>>499864408Okay then answer
>>499872456too late now
>>499872407if you try to start a fc everyday then ofcourse no one is going to want to join
>>499873147I dont understand, how does that work?
>>499872923Then I don't care
>>499873147>>499873759it's just a bad time most ppl r probably asleep
I think I'm starting to regret setting foot in the DLC before even reaching the capitol. Can Scadutree levels carry my level 70 newfag ass or do I have to plink some birbs and get lvl 60 vigor before it feels like I have an iota of a chance beating anything? I just want to get Dane's Footwork and start my monk larping...
>>499877643>Can Scadutree levels carry my level 70 newfag asskinda, but obviously higher level is better>I just want to get Dane's Footworkthis is quite a ways into the DLC
Very interesting video on the Eclipse, the Sun Realm and the Noxhttps://youtu.be/OaifzPlOSfM?si=P_6iPGLAsMZa0IwJ
>>499880707>still giving a fuck about the lore post dlcgrim
>>499881139Nta but I've never played the game, I just like reading the wiki and watching videos about it, was the dlc that bad?
>>499881993No, retards are mad the lore isn't basic and with the most balnd and blatant fanmade connection
>>499881993It gives the feeling of purposefully going against fan expectations. A character depicted in fanart as a cute cinnamon roll turns into a brainwashing idiot whose end justifies the means, another beloved for his strength becomes little more than a vessel...
>>499888312fan "expectations" always, always ignore 90% of the lore elements of the base game, so which really goes against what?
>>499888560You're fine with spoilers?
>>499880707I like the connection between the Sun Realm and the Eclipse, it makes a lot more sense on the premise that the Eclipse happened and seems to be a part of Erdtree culture considering the actual sun in all Elden Ring but Farum Azula seems weak and "fake"
>>499888614nta, I played the dlc"fans" are retarded, and there's more to Godwyn than being involved with Miquella.Just because retards like Vaatividya took the most low hanging fruit and instantly announced to be sure Godwyn would show up in the DLC, it doesn't mean the lore justifies that
>>499888929>ntaThen don't >> me.
>>499888929It's not just Godwyn being absent, it's how Miquella, Mohg, Radahn, and Malenia get their base game stories rewritten
>>499573481Consider de following:Melina is the kindness of gold without order, the personification of the incantation of the tree that only she and Marika knows. She is like a small tree that serves as kindling to burn the bigger one, out of pure kindness of gold for the world that she sacrifices herself for it. This is why she also shows up and asks you to show kindness to Boc and tries to convince you life is worth preserving no matter what order it takes.
>>499821019That game was sad
Int/fth chads, do yu use those temporary Marika scarseal items made from lampreys?
>>49987764340vig+ritual shield carries mid-level characters. Footwork is very late tho, get the basic version of hand to hand and have fun>>499892191this is now canon. "Kindness of gold" is my very lore bit from the DLC, wish they elaborated on that instead of the stupid Miquella plot
>>499857317That's literally Goldmask endingYou strip all self agency from Marika and she become a womb on legs, only good for getting mating pressed and inseminated like a sow
>>499899007You never fail to suck the fun out of everything.
>>499899567You always suck the cum out of my urethra
>>499899567Thank you
>>499899007by a strong black man ofcourse
Report and ignore shitposters.
>>499901325Fantasy is really the only world where these monkeys can dominate anyone.
>>499896590The scene were Melina burns even has the music played on the shaman village.For fuck sake Miyazaki and George. This scene is resonating with me about IRL stuff right now I'm going to cry like a faggot
>>499902054the tv show will do the story/world justice... I believe...
>>499895239I like it a lpt
>>499902924If they are so strong, why were they enslaved so easily, huh?>they can breedLike all cattle, not good for thinking or philosophing, only good for breeding. Exactly like cockroaches.
PCR gave me more appreciation for the Godfrey fight. We had a phase 2 with an entirely new moveset rather than Serosh joining. Radahn never understood Godfrey to the end.
>>499903710Serosh almost joining the fight and then like being stopped and Godfrey just like beating the crao out of you himself is probably like the best fake out and like phase transition in the gameMy expectations WERE subverted Miyazaki, and I'm here for it this one time
>>499902618It won't. All of it is a personal experience, always has been. They always told us that the story was not about Gods or Dragons or warriors, but something else.
>>499903880It's foreshadowed by Serosh often having his hands or teeth into Godfrey and>When he vowed to become a lord, he took the Beast Regent Serosh upon on his back to suppress the ceaseless lust for battle that raged within.but this confirms we're fighting Elden Ring's Hercules. The wrestling moves, tearing beasts apart with his bare hands, ascending Godhood, etc. Hoarah Loux is one of the best recent depictions of a Hercules character I've seen.
>>499903710>Gael>phase 2 onwards completely different>Fume Knight>abandons dual wielding for different moveset>Nameless King>ded dragon so fight on footIt's not always like this but I expected similar for Elden Ring's end DLC boss. This is what I get for expecting anything out of Margit's bitchboy.
>>499905916Wrong thread, newfriend.
>>499903098Don't engage the BBC retard please
>>499903029Oh it was very well done, but still sad nonetheless. Imagine getting pulled out of that foam and all your skin peels off.>>499902924Enjoy your break from 4channel
>>499901837>Report and ignore shitposters.
what build should i play if int is easy mode, faith is easy mode, bleed is easy mode and str is easy mode
>>499907407I do pure int with carian regal scepter and DMGS. I still suck at PVP, but PVE is ez mode.
>>499907407dex without statuses.However, int and fth aren't really easy modes if you don't summon and don't spam few optimal spells
It's a big shame that Dancing Lion's camera is so fucked up and his arena is too small, otherwise he would've been a 10/10 boss
Thinking of finishing that isometric camera mod I was working on like 2 years ago...
>>499913606Reminds me that game where light heals you.
Me showing up to my first date with ergy femanon
Convergence removes Melina....
>>499915881It does not.
>>499917035Does
>>499915881don't be fucking stupid
>>499918187I'm not, it literally doesYou get given like the torrent whistle and round table at the start so she never shows up to give you them and like she doesn't show up at the churches either, she's not in thw mod theyvremoved her
>>499918696retard
>>499919242Retard
>>499919242How am I retarded?
>>499640827Mmmm... Snek sex...
Stormhawk tuah from Nepheli Loux!
>>499919852That is so actually funny
>>499891993There's no rewriting, schizoEverything concerning Godwyn and Sol was always tied to Marika and the Shattering in the first place, which is separate from the DLC
With webm for Lazys is 480p good for 60 fps 40-60 seconds webms or should I go for 360p instead?
>>499913606Legit look pretty nice, if its compatible with other mods then im pretty sure that could be a hit. But certain areas probably will be a pain to traverse, like caves and catacombs, unless you somehow manage to make it so that roofs and walls are seethrough when the camera pass trought them, which technically I believe is already present in game but is barely noticeable since the camera just stick to whatever is the closest surface.
>>499925891I dont know...
>>499918696Nha she appear at Leyndell for the scripted events iirc, its just the early game apparition where she doesnt show up.
>>499926131That's dumb then because when she shows up there she talks about your previous meetings
>>499887697There is nothing more bland and basic than Radahn 2.0. It is so fucking bland that people thought it was a modded fight when it got leaked, there is no recovering from that
>>499926324Fuck off retard
One good dicking could easily fix her
>>499927021You don't think that it's weirsD that like she either says like "Ah... thank you for taking me here" when you've never seen her before, or just randomly shows up after killing Morgott to talk like you've had some mission all along when she's never talked to her?
>>499927525I agree, the weirdo femanon desperately needs to be fucked
>>499927525Fix what? She's pretty much fine how she is
>>499926741>There is nothing more bland and basic than Radahn 2.0Yeah there is, Godwyn showing up out of nowhere for no reason to a plotline he was blatantly not connected about to give some fanservice. There's a way larger picture to the Death of the Demigods which connects to changes of Orders, which is why the Eclipse is implied to not just have happened but obscured the Sun Realm, and Miquella is not part of that.>people thought it was a modded fight when it got leakedWhen Ringed City released nobody (and few even now) understood the meaning of Blood linking souls in the Dark Souls universe, which was a persistent plot element tied to both Ludleth and the pygmies and the Abyss Watchers in the base game, and wrote off the finale as some fanservice to Bloodborne with no real meaning. Now you normalcattle dicksuck Gael as the greatest final boss ever. Your opinion is essentially AI generated circlejerk reactionbabble that will vary depending on the youtube algorithm
>>499927719There's no such thing
>>499928104don't pretend you're not horny for some good dick. there's nothing to be ashamed of, it's a normal thing to desire
>>499927817>crippled naive girl goes on a journey, takes mind-altering grapes from some shady person then joins a cultTarnished should have just bred her right after Stormveil and made her a mother. She clearly had too much free time on her hands.
>>499928495Anon, she's a possessed corpse, Irena died and lile got like her body taken over by someone in the Flame of Frenzy worship
>>499928348Kill yourself
>>499929009there is literally nothing wrong with having sexual desire
>>499929315Yes, there is, your brain is rotted and endorphin and dopamine receptors are fried
>>499929009Closeted are we? Do you feel anger when you start to salivate at the thought of a big juicy pecker plunging into your ass?
>>499928923If she is, then how come Irena's corpse is still there, even after meet her.Also, I'm pretty sure it's possible to ignore Irena and still meet Hyetta
>>499929427yeah, I guess billions of humans are fucked in the head and you're the only one that's sane
>>499929561Probably just do you can use her blood for Varre, since Hyetta showing up explicitly requires and only happens om the step that Irena diesNope, Irena has to die for her to show up
>>499929652Unironically yes that's liek a possibility but I think it's just you're overestimating how many people think about sexAnd either way, billions of people drink corn syrup slime. That doesn't make it healthy
>>499930009so are you asexual? you never have sexual desires, ever?
>>499930112No, I just wish that I was
>>499930009I think the point is to not be a cumbrained porn addict. Sex is naturally enticing, to a degree.
>>499929797Maybe she is a body possessed by a frenzied spirit.But that's just all the more reason to correctively rape her.
>>499930221wow you're so enlightened and superior to the rest of us monkeys, please tell me more
>>499930245I think the line is way thinner than you/people think it is
>>499930325What I mean is if she's a just a spirit then there's not really a thing to fix, she just is how she is and she's going down the natural path like that she was going to do anyway, it's fine
>>499930407What do you want to know?
>>499930727when you have sexual desire, how do you control it?
>>499930853Usually distracting myself with videogames or just thinking about other mentally stimulating lizardbrain things that I consider more healthy like violence or cookingMasturbation is still fine, just not weird sexual thoughts, since that leads to posting and thinking weird things. You've seen the sort of art and stuff that people post here
>>499931390>violence is healthier than sexual thoughtsvery american of you, sweetie>Masturbation is still finewhat does an enlightened and wise individual like you masturbate to? messmer, probably
>>499931628Violence is productive, it's how things happenUsually nothing. I think it's like how chewing gum has nothing to do with being hungry or food, it's just a thing to be doing, it doesn't have to do with sexuality
>>499932198your head is blank while you flick the bean? that's fucking bizarre, I can't masturbate without porn
>>499932421Like I said I think that the link between sexual stuff and masturbation is artificial. Even between sex and sexual thoughts, but the language makes it hard to explain since obviously it's the same words for both but I think ideally that sexual thoughts would have abdifferent word and category and not be lumped in with sex and masturbation, which is just an action.I think it's more bizarre that those actions are ALWAYS intrinsically supposed to be linked to that emotion. You can walk happily, sadly, angrily, but for some reason those two are always supposed to be tied in to just the "sexual" emotion
Is it technically possible for mods to increase the save slot limit? Juggling saves around on seamless is obnoxious.
>>499913606This is literally No Rest For The Wicked
>>499933464Never tried it but supposedly there's a program called Elden Ring Save Manager that does a lot of the juggling for you so you don't have to like do it yourselfCould also try putting them in selerate folders with a text file describing what builds they are
>>499933671Yeah i'm using the program but it's still annoying. DS1r pvp overhaul has increased the save limit, i wonder if it's possible here too.
Man i'm getting more invasions in DS1 than vanilla ER lmao
>>499933862Ds1 was and is more popular than elden ring so it makes sense that it'd have a bigger modding sceneMaybe somebody's figure it out but AFAIK no one has made a mod that does that yet
>>499935167Dark Souls is less popular by every single metric
>>499935564Dark Souls trilogy outsold Elden Ring by about 12 million copies if you don't include the shadow if the erdtree dlc
Ignore offtopic and shitposts
>>499936050It's not a shitpost I'm just making a joke
>>499935819Not talking about the trilogy. Talking about Dark Souls 1.
>>499936240talking about the earlier discussions
>>499936956Oh then that's fair I guess even if I disagree
Millicent Blade of Tarnished
>>499937181>>499937181>>499937181I use necromancy to resurrect the unborn thread
>>499937239Millicent...