Previous: >>498763676>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Bubble Gum Fellow (3*), Rate Up on select two SSR cards>Great Food Festival Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1hBjeQ6J9SQVIOm5sfysy_G2L4ZNRC_ng_-aPZxFLlXg/edit?usp=sharingCM Classic currently underway, Tokyo, 2000m, left, fallLoH Classic will be held in November, Kyoto, 2200m, turf, right, fallDetails on new scenario "Mecha Uma Musume" in the coming monthUma Musume: Pretty Derby English release TBA: https://umamusume.com/>IP NewsTwinkle Circle Info:https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/twinkle-circle/>Makuhari stream: https://youtube.com/live/pGbuK-PUXSssi=bPU3dgdinb175En0'Uma Musume: Cinderella Grey' anime by Cygames Pictures will air in 2025'Umamusume Party Dash' is available on Switch, PS4, and SteamA new copy of the Nintendo Switch version yields a free rainbow crystal voucher>DLC 2: Team Geranium>DLC 3: Team Primrose>Thread Circlesウマオオオオ (15 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Post ID in the thread and the leaders can invite you.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/up4f5Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client:https://www.umavpn.pro/Card Score Spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17nbTcHUPqq8O6h_4Z6cVXwfkgEbpgO1VHzdLf-3YSfw/edit?usp=sharingSupport Card Evaluation Doc:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iUV8pAc5-eXePJJA8hhgeJA6KjuCczjf68ZxdzYY4tM/edit?usp=sharing>Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)Register here: >>479911257 (Dead)Season 2: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=96596Season 3: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=102454>How to buy jims on Android>>396945814>>396946167
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>>499533968>umas can just casually float by and sekuhara youi am sending a formal complaint to rijichou about this
When will Karen Friend's banner be when global comes out?
>>499534520>didn't read the fine printHave fun arguing that, breeding sow-kun
>>499535943s-surely i can appeal to our common ningen identity??
sex with mares!
>>499536190>common ningen identitykek you got it almost correct. They do need a human father to be born
Umas saved my life
>>499537017nyoooo what are you getting at
Natie
>>499464131>>499537372What the hell is a natie?
Nice Nathan
>>499537372>>499537619A typo for Nessie
Nice Tittie
>>499538458Nice
>>499538963Nice Natties
>>499537372>>499538963slut
So is the strat for CM to just wait to play until later?I did one run like 10 minutes after it started and lost everything. Did one just now and swept everyone easily.I'm screwed for the actual CM but I made it into A rank easily for now.
>>499540074Yes, just wait till most nips go to sleep and you'll have a better chance.
IMMEDIATECOPULATION
>>499540297>>499540074this CM seems like it's especially worth it to wait for bed time in nipland because of the split between UAF and Shuukaku Manpuku, compared to other CMs I've seen a much higher proportion of quite frankly terrible builds during off hours this time around
I can win this CM
>>499543985That's the spirit!but cope
I need to cum inside Mejiro Palmer
Sex
SEX
whens the next pakalive
>>49955528528th
>>499555285I love Machan.I won't forget about her.
>>499554158I loved her lazy fanart. Seriously we need a mini game where we shake cans at her during pool training.
>>499552336can someone post the rest of the Buena one done by this artist?
Miracle is NOT happy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQAQbSCB-oA
>>499559792>>499560305I never decided to ask until now, what's with the cans?
>>499560305Meanwhile, the world smallest Natie.https://youtu.be/X_0mgABvoaM
Can they make No Reason playable already please. I want my wife badly.
>>499562653It's to keep him moving. He would try to turn back sometimes.
>>499562653Keep her going. Lazy eater needs correction.
Does anyone else use Character.ai? Whenever I talk to an uma character, after a while they just straight up start trying to rape me.
Isn't that how black holes are created?
>>499563860Careful bro, it might make you want to grab a gun and kys yourself
>>499565412All it makes me do is get bricked up
>>499565412Do it in style
>>499566021UMA NYOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>499566021Finally, a new item for training…
>>499564623Don-san...
>>499564623No, you need to cram a lot more mass/information into a much smaller space to create a singularity.
>>499563860That site was going downhill fast when I last touched it.
>>499566669Isn't it just an AI chat bot site?
>>499564623It has to be very faaar smaller for it to reach it's schwarzschild radius.
>>499567360It was, but at the start it was a largely unrestricted model that the devs had very little control over.
This is what you look like when you say you hate Tokai Teio here.
>>499567780>>499566476Better?
>>499568984For that size, you’d need to compress roughly the entire mass of Earth.
What if her name was Mean Nature
>>499570160Then her name would be accurate to her actual nature instead of a lie.
>>499570160>The line for Tokai Teio is over thereI still laugh at that.
>>499570160she would be mean. she probably going to insults other umas when they're racing just to lower their spirit. not very nice
>>499570820Nice
>>499570820More like 3rd Place Nature
>>499568661damn, I look so based and breedable
>>499568414>Devs release a new toy>People enjoy playing with it>Devs tighten control over the toy>Service goes to shitSad. Many such cases.
Something about hand holding right?
>>499571093Tokai teio, more like fuck Machico
>>499570160nasty neicha
>>499568661But that's Teio's biggest simp.
>>499574983>Precure>iM@S>Umamusume Dude she is like a super idol. She sings a lot of songs.
She is so cuteBut man I can't understand a thing she says
>>499576740Just gotta decrease the paint consumption
>>499576954increase*
>>499576132>Precure>Misaki AyanePunk Machico...
>>499576954>>499577119Japanese gyaru brainrot right?
>>499576132One day Machico will conquer Japan and rule the entire land with an iron fist
who's she bettin on
>>499577137There is a hors named TM Precure? Man I learn something new everyday.
I wasn't a tits guy until I started playing this game
I want to kiss Dantsu FlameI want to marry Dantsu FlameI want to fuck Dantsu Flame
>>499583612My German uma has me covered in that field. Now how do I get to her German cabin to start this family she has been talking about?
>>499576740This is the thing I'm dreading the most about global. There is no universe where her dialogue doesn't get slaughtered. Hopefully, it dies before it reaches Helios' story.
>>499586787Of course it will, global isn't lasting 2 years
>>499586065Interesting... I was training her when I made that post
>watch one hors video>get all the hors video of hors being cutesometimes, youtube is alright
Do Uma still race when they're going through menstruation?
>>499587406I am going to have my own Flash sometime next year. I can't wait. >>499587853It's like that sometimes, it is a good day.
>>499588337Those thunder (heh, get it?) thighs have my attention
I love her autism.
>>499588572I like Daiwa's figure. She looks like she could crush you.
>>499589069Personally I'm saving for the Mr C.B. one.I actually got my first figure ever earlier this year and I'll probably be quite picky about them.
>>499589371>I actually got my first figure ever earlier this year and I'll probably be quite picky about them.It's like that, especially in these times with high prices. I do admit the game of collecting is way better and the bar is set higher with details but the prices are a flat out investment. Even used market prices are high. You have to be selective and pick who you love the most and stick to it. I started collecting wall scrolls and art books since the prices for figures can be so high. I only buy 4 or 5 figures a year at most, back in the day I was doing 12-13. t. 137 figures, 58 wall scrolls, and a mini library of artbooks
>>499590020>especially in these times with high prices
>>499590020Shipping and taxes is what fucks me.The one I got is Murakumo's Kai-II from Kancolle, I've been eyeing it ever since it released back in 2017 but I was still in uni at the time.
>>499590436Weak Yen has been a blessing so far. I remember when the rate was 100 yen to 1 usd, now things are a little easier. Still though, $200 for a figure might be a bit much for many.
>>499590849Shipping is really high. EMS is good for fast delivery so may be worth it. The other alternatives I noticed are a week behind EMS now so I don't mind trying them out. Japan really post is very exact in that if you order it fast it goes by plane to the US, if you order anything else they put it on a boat and it takes a month or so. Thing is when it clears customs in the US most mail is fast tracked by plane anyways so the wait time doesn't really bother me.
Aston Machan figure when?
>>499576740Just wait until Helios' English dialogue is shown.
You guys are going to rage play global aren't you?
>>499592876Who?
>>499593707"The One Who Sees Through the 4th Wall""She watches you""She is silent but always around" "Spica's Secret Uma" Aston Machan may be in the room with you right now.
>>499594203Never heard of her
>>499592876soon
>>499576132>Project Sekai>Even in a niche music multimedia I followed https://youtu.be/fPPOsuaWDasShe's fucking everywhere
>>499593585I want to say no, but I need to assert dominance over newfags in their own turf
>>499593585No, I'm not that mentally ill.
>>499594562There is a God and he likes Aston Machan. I'm buying her when the preorder drops. >>499594352For real? Like you actually haven't? No game story or IRL story?
>>499593585Hmmm nyo
>>499594836Why did you post an image of the clear sky?
>>499593585I'm going to play it a bit just to see what the translation ends up looking like
Global will change it?
>>499594836I don't see anything in this image other than a sky and some water droplets.
>>499597815This pic reminds me, how is EN going to localize FKKTR's autism speech?
>>499597815>Includes Groove calling her trainer "たわけ">Doesn't include Kingu not calling her trainer "へっぽこ"
>>499598294>Down to the last bit of blueShe's almost dead!
Strongest vs weakest uma
The yakuza has been doing work.
>>499600261Based.
>>499599525mirako's reality-warping just works different
aghghhh!!!!sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxoooooooooooo
https://dmg.umamusume.jp/news/detail?id=2203>casual fat
>>499597815>you WILL be Curren's onii-chan/u/fags will never recover from this.
>>499600837This always happens when Mirako touches balls.
>>499597815Any variation of Trainer-san will be changed to just Trainer because they're allergic to honorifics. Nicknames like Tore-chan, Toreppi, Toreko will be changed to whatever they come up with.
>>499610673>spolier
>>499610673Next time use ctrl + s, dork
>>499600261He's right, you know
>he
>It's 2mil or go home nowdamn
>>499598718Groove uses たわけ all the time, Kingu usually uses あんた.
>>499613254I'm already back to class 4...
https://x.com/JRA_Special/status/1849000042616787084
>>499616509Now post the sex menhera version
>>499616687hymmmmok
>>499616509Cute.>>499617492Cutest.
Akiten's barrier draw, pretty much rigged for Do Deuce. Equinox won from gate 7 in the past 2 years, and Kitasan won from gate 7 with Take as well
>>499619012>Liberty gets ichiban stinkyIt's so over.
The world calls for a heroForever young please save us
>>499621860I'm afraid none of the 19 entries will snatch a win....
CAFE SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Retarded game for retarded horses
>>499622487If Fuku's VA isn't doing her retarded screams, I'm not watching.
>>499622487A bit late int'it?
as I'm tired of seeing other artist keep drawing Ardan in a swimsuit.A sexo swimsuit of my wife.
>>499624684SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>499624684source?
>>499625938Allemande
>>499576132I hate it that banshee slut is infesting GF2 toohttps://x.com/GFL2EXILIUM_EN/status/1848737646237126866
>>499624684>of my wife I don’t remember asking me for her hand
More くっころ than the designated female knight
>>499629829>tfw we will never have ryona art of xina and duran
And that’s a good thing!
>>499632939>t. kiryu
https://x.com/Tsubaki1509/status/1849408550612939046Cafe…
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>499634037SEX
>>499636158I want sex...
My trainings didn't go well this time and I've been relegated to group B. It's joever.
>>499627987stfu and seethe unless you are one of those retards enthralled to Mejiro Ardan who suck on her tits under the Mejiro dungeon.
The devil tells her to restrain and forcefully have you cum inside herThe angel tells her to poke holes on your condom
>>499619012Time for Lemaire to get his 3rd G1 win in a row. He said he'd get 5 this season.
>>499640870WHY ARE THERE THREE OF THEM AIIIIIIEEEEEEEES
I cannot fucking stand this scenario's bullshit any longer, I'm losing my mind.
>>499642054I say this in regards to every scenario after Aoharu.
I got fucked at the Kikka-sho too but at least I got nice photos
Akiten possible results:>Lebensstil, giving Lemaire his 3rd consecutive win>Sol Oriens, 3rd consecutive win for Kitasan's kids>Do Deuce, 3rd consecutive win from gate 7Your picks
>>499643461I will make a Kitashrine if Sol manages to win and not job.
Sol's pretty light, he should be perfect for Arc...
>>499644513>heavier than palacetone down the grass fatty
>>499643461Liberty Island proving that Dura blood is the best.
>>499642357and now not nice
>>499622487
Fuck mares
>>499658465I'm going to make Aichan whith her
>>499624684Damn that's hot.
Stop thinking about sex all the time
>>499636158She has too much sex appeal
Uppies?
>>499568414Yeah but that was the old past. Now there's a shit ton of alternatives that you can local host without censorship>>499563860cards link?
>>499593585I'm going to happy play global, I'll probably spend the entire night playing with Rudolf
>>499648330Maybe some Rice will make her nicer.
>>499669915>make a triangle>call it a ball
>>499670039>>499669915That’s a donut
>>499670305ah yes, with jelly i assume?
>>499642357>>499669915Global's first MeMe! We did it bros!
>>499670913Really? This thing has been around for years but globalkeks only found out about neicha NOW? It's fucking over.
>>499674201i think it's more nips just found out about the neicha frame crop being a meme
>>499674201Correction, NIPs have just found about this meme
>>499674201falseflag-kun...
>>499674315>>499675221That's funny, pretty much every post I saw with this crop was from english accounts
>Reached that last chapter of Cinderella GrayI knew this was going to happen eventually but.... uuuuuu I need more chapters!!! Also kinda funny that the spanish scan is more advanced than the english one, and also includes a lot of JRA info and extras. Love when scan groups do extra work for the project
>>499685793about to start reading Star Blossom, what am I in for
>>499663456I am in love with this brute.
I want to buy Spe's carrot shirt
>>499692450i unironically would have rolled for this over the actual resulting design
>>499692450But that's clearly Suzuka on that shirt????
I hate this coin toss ass CM, the dirt one was so much better
>>499695991I see it now. That's why Spe loves her so much. I wonder if Spe has bitten Suzuka by mistake?
>>499699818bro your 2018 season 1????
>People will sit here and defend this
issue of skill.
Cute family.
>>499700339Shit nigga, you still got better RNG than I had in my last run. McFatassretardbitch decided to go on a vacation.
>>499700829retard
>>499701460>McFatassretardbitchYou must have gotten really burned?
skill issue.
Last night I spent about 2 hours fucking Yamanin Zephyr in VR
>>499701970
>>499703486I've always been meaning to ask you this, how the fuck do you manage to tard wrangle the kkVR controls?I can't fucking turn the camera while lying down without somehow making all the controls disappear or teleporting through the wall and having to restart.By the time I get everything in position I'm flacid.Do you just walk around naked or something
>>499706527>>499703486VRdacchis...
Uma Musume is now a VR adventure.
Game version when? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUEvJLW7XnU
>>499707720I don't want to get in the Umalator
>>499711921I'm willing to bet my balls that we're going to have to deal with the umalator again in the next scenario.
If my penis is not inside an uma musume in 24 hours I will die, doctor I need this
>>499722680VRdacchi, no...
>>499722680RIP in Piss umadachi.
vrsex this vrsex thatBut can you actually run in vr?
Why did they have to give pokke such a cute sexy miniskirt bros I can't take this
>>499706527>I can't fucking turn the cameraholding the trigger button on both controllers then doing a stirring motion with both of your hands overlapping
>>499563860Roleplayed as an insanely dense trainer and got stalked, locked in my own home, and sexually assaulted by the uma I was suppose to train. Took it another step further by introducing another uma ai to turn into a saviorfag by having her investigate and resolve the situation by saving the trainer and beating up the uma.The story basically peaked. I stopped after that and haven't touched ai since.
>>499728909where do I get the uma AI cards
We hate Cafe here
>>499731740Teio*
>>499732019*Fat Fuck
/uma/ VRchat meetup soon?
>>499706527>not moving around on your ownWell if you just wanna move your camera, use the grip/grab button like in this video
>>499732992>pans to SiL pole dancing halfway inkek
Having sex with a dacchi on VRChat while they use my favorite mare as an avatar...
>>499732992HOLY SEXO
A hors just bit me, am I going to turn into a were hors?
>>499737159
>>499740620Mad hors...
sexo
>>499741995buena is too sexo
>>499741995Where is the mod that make all of them wear bloomers during lives?
Tarumae is such a drama queen. Tomakomai is looking way better and more alive than other Japanese towns, hell, it's way more alive than Ooarai at least.
There's a fucking problem when I can't consistently make the same UD rank character that I made before. There's a fucking problem when the gameplay loop doesn't work in my favor to actually give me decent stats when I train in a given a parameter, including ones with multiple cards.It's not just my cards not being meta, this happens with every fucking rental each and ever single day, week, and month since this shit has been released. Yes, it is MORE egregious than any other scenario's RNG.THIS is why hate this scenario.
Skill issue.
Skill issue
I concur, it's skill issue.
>>499745714Vivlos should sit on my face
Niggers will keep typing "skill issue," while never actually defining it.
https://x.com/yuuuuuika134/status/1849461905557258477
sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>499533538Marvelous Sunday time
https://www.cygames.co.jp/en/news/id-24170
>only mentions taiwan and s.koreanice bait globul retard
Skill Issue [Noun] 1. When a person's skill or lack thereof causes them issue when trying to accomplish a task, most commonly used in gaming context.2. [Slang] When a person is bad at something.Example: Skill issue lmao.
It’s like the game is telling me something.
>>499749389YOU'RE GOING TO OSAKA.
https://x.com/Imaizumiriona/status/1849656924666724757You did reach A group right? Even Zephyr's VA did
>>499752037Yeah, first try. I'm not some bitch who's scared of getting to A group.
TAKE MY SEED RHIEN KRAFT!!!
Imagine shilling your shitty arts here
sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>499753881Can we expect a Jan 2025 release for CG anime?
>>499754167hopefully
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOEMV8m93BM
Please inject that coffee straight into my veins.I’m so tired…
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/123664041Ramonu…
https://x.com/keibalab/status/1849762640601772217Amante Bianco also suffer flexor tendonitis
>>499760401i want sex
I did it, I took my son to his stone. Now he'll definitely get implemented into the game.
>>499753881Wanna share the entire fanbox rewards?
Ristretto
>>499770331Ass too big
>>499767153artist doesn't do uma lewds, but questionable enough to draw ire of some retards. Although I was waiting for someone to share the fanbox of machitan stuff from the two artist
>>499766060Did you touch the bean?
https://x.com/jangmunseog4/status/1849770552631988591
>>499770331CAFE SEX SEX SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
https://x.com/nanohafate/status/1849802342121480203Mare sexo....
>>499757452It's probably asking for a lot, but I really wish they made these for more than just Dia and Kita.
holy SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>499780943>McDonald when we had official KFC collab
>>499781354its a reference to the new mcdonalds commercial
Über Umensch
>>499784178>Fuwafuwako comes out of your cursed futon and steals all of your fluffy blankets and things, leaving you to wake up cold and sad in the morningI would watch this movie.
>inais your neicha
>tfw no umadacchi bf to suck my penis
Gay
Ewww mares
>>499786854Can we do this at the /uma/ meetup?
Why is /uma/ so gay?
Getting head from an umadacchi isn't gay as long as you don't kiss afterwards
>>499793615well umas don't exist in our realm, what are dacchis supposed to do
>>499794918Bro? Your real horses?
>>499793884you got it wrong, kissing is ok, holding hands is gay
>>499795136How 2 get a mare
Feeling frisky, when's the VRChat /uma/ meetup?
>>499795402You can always just buy one.>>499796071uma shitcord has them regularly if you're that desperate
>>499796205>dickswordYikes no, thanks. I only like my dacchis...
Umas aren't real... only fellow dacchis can satisfy our reproductive urges
>>499748237You know what I meant, you fucking 'tard.
>>499785156sexxxxxxxx
>>499732992Why would you ever need to train your uma into Pole Dancing?
>>499796205>You can always just buy one.They're too expensive... I would need to buy land in another province first...>dickswordwhich one
Daily reminder to carry your umas to the track
I really like hors with long, mostly straight, black hair.
>>499809470i'm married to one
buena vista is so cute i cant stop hanging around and fucking her in VR
>>499811139how do you fuck her though, do you have one of those asses? or you just use her daki and an ona?
mares...
>>499811281pillow under a tenga
>>499793615Because boys are so hot
stop having sex with horses
Hmm... nyo
>>499815335It's not my faultI'm not to blameIt is the Uma girlThe beast who set this flameIt's not my faultIf in God's planHe made the Uma so much stronger than a man!
>too bad for group A>steamrolling group BThere should either be some sort of repechage or another tier for midplebs like me.
Why does Zephyr's owner want you to fuck his horse so bad? She basically has her tits completely out and does nothing but look at you with lovey dovey eyes.
Anyone going to AkiTen tomorrow?
I love cute uma.
sex...seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>499815335Cyge's fault for designing such erotic umas then banning porn
>>499780141This beautiful and strong uma
>>499818421She REALLY is earning that 3000 yen now!
>>499775984Of course. Went to see his mom too, but she was sleepy the entire time.Nothern Horse Park is good, highly recommend if you want to touch hors and learn about the Shadai menace.Tomakomai is also, everyone should go to Tomakomai.
>>499706527this is why I gave up on KKVR pretty quickly, the controls are fucking shite
>>499819217are you using the actual VR or the mod version? because the mod version is better
>>499818610Well in all fairness they did give you cleavage, thicc legs, and jiggle physics so there's that? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XKcID_86oCY
>>499819783And that's whyThey tease and tease while banning porn, no wonder everyone are so horny ahhh sex I want to sex the mares fuck imma spend $499 for a quest 3 and fuck lets get a 4090 too sexooooooooooo
>>499821529>fuck imma spend $499 for a quest 3 and fuck lets get a 4090 too sexooooooooooohaha literally me except i got a 4080 instead
Dogshit CM again. Gorilla wins lol
Anyone got an Ines Fujin card for KK?
>>499821529This is what makes uma so much better than other franchises like Blue Archive. I've seen every single Blue Archive girl getting rawdogged and a thousand times already without ever touching the game. Meanwhile I savor every single bit of Umanko and fantasize about fingerblasting them and watching them squirm.
Uma MusumeLook, but don't porn.
God bless them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGaKMDMke3s
>>499824671this will never be an ass man's game and that's a good thing
i'd throw a rope on her back
might get relegated to class B bros...
>>499825136Even more and bigger. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqdWrrGKes4
>>499826427while she's dirty or clean?
>>499826965both
>99How is it possible?
>>499827450Too many treats.
>>499827450fat fuck
>>499827705The janny is not fat, just well endowed. Hishimi on the other hand...
>>499824010And that's a good thing
>>499828294Trainer,Get the cans!
What kind of shrooms do I need to make uma musume real?
This was a REAL song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSFVBqj2-Lg>>499830581I am waiting for that one dream to come along where I feel like I'm there and it's all real.
>>499830581Shrooms made me feel like uma musume were bestial beings, something about the tail and ears felt counter-nature.The feeling went away as effects wore-off though, umas are still as hot as ever.
>>499832121umas are bestial at bed
So what is it like being in a world with both ningen women and uma musume? Aren't Ningen women threatened the fact there is a compatible rival species competing for their men?
>training nyo>enter 2nd summer with sub 700 wisdom because McScum went on vacation againShe has a whopping 30% wisdom bonus btwI really wish I had a single other decent wisdom card
>>499833210You're using the single best int card in the game, so it's really just a luck (game design) issue
>>499832971maybe ningen women are nicer since they know they're easily replaceable with umas
>>499834181I know she's busted, I mainly wish I had another card for skill reasons since her gold isn't useful on a lot of umas
>>499834814imagine the smell
>>499834814I want this gorilla to destroy my pelvis
>>499834309>maybe ningen women are nicerWell considering how nice uma musume are, there is some serious competition. I bet there is some hate somewhere in the world for umas since they have their own schools and basically a parallel society to ningen women? There are probably some trainers who have ningen girlfriends are insecure about their man hanging around uma musume all the time.
>>499835354Paizuri with this muscle girl.
Which uma has the nicest butt? I'm not talking about the biggest or widest, but the nicest butt.
>>499835516>be akeishi tsubaki >be in a team with several ningen women>prefer to spend time with umas insteadEven ningen women don't like ningen women, it's over for them
>>499836191Maya
>>499832971Well, if we look at what we know about the uma world is that umas apparently only have daughters. So if you were to breed only umas then everyone loses because eventually you have only women. Ningen are for when you want to carry on your bloodline.Personally I'd still just fuck umas.
>>499836586umas do not only have daughters
But which Uma is the cutest wife?
>>499836797Where are the uma shonen?
>>499836797I think they do >>499836586I mean technically the uma daughters will still be my bloodline >>499836921The triple crown umas are the best mothers
>>499836586Aren't wild horses actually gender imbalanced towards females? I thought the harem thing was a horse thing like many hoofed animals. If that's the case then umas will gladly form a harem around one trainer.
>>499836586Not true, umas can also have sons. Chikezo, Tama, and Fujin all have brothers.>>499832971>Faster>Stronger>More beautiful >Nicer>Faster>Will give you stronger kids>FasterHow can ningen women even compete?
>>499837184So that's why umas always try to get their trainers to work out with them... is to prepare us....
>>499837326also Vodka
>>499837326But did it show them? What if they're human? If a human male and a uma woman mate are the boys just humans?
>>499837138>I think they doEl Secundario...
>>499837546if an uma has a son they're just a regular boy
>>499837785Oh well then fuck everything I said, men should just breed umas then.
When did we get so many newfags?
>>499837546Yes? Their brothers are all human. The other guy said that uma can only have daughters which isn't true; umas can give birth to uma daughters, but they can also have human sons.
so what the fuck do ningen women even offer
>>499837326I remember in the anime when Trainer tried to run away and Gold Ship caught him after a few steps. I won't forget that when I have made my uma fall for me. You literally cannot run away from them.
I would let her suck everything out of me
>>499838404Hors dumb so I guess hors kids are dumber than ningen kids too?
>>499838636dumb umas are cute though
>>499838871Yes, well, society can't function if everyone's dumb. An uma dominated society would just focus on growing food and racing.
>>499838871Is a lifetime caring for the mentally disabled really worth it?
>>499839062if I can with my meat carrot, yes
>>499838636>>499838404I noticed there are fewer umas and more ningen womenUmas are physically and athletically gifted, ningen are smarter Both uma and ningen women can be rich and prominent in society Umas have power unimaginable while ningen women are basically the weakest, men are solid 2nd. Umas tend to be more attractive due to their constant bodily upkeep, ningen women tend to be more insecure and not really talked much about Uma and ningen women can get along and even form bonds
>>499839037I don't see the issue.>>499839062They're retarded retarded. They're cute retarded.
Go back to whatever discord/twitter/reddit community invited you here
>>499839437Your umas block your path until you acknowledge their need to mate. You won't get through until you give them what they want.
>>499839902I'll never undestand dacchis like this that get angry when there's any kind of discussion on this general. We can't all ritualpost all the time.
>>499839902I've filled my quota for cafe sex and global doom! Surely there must be more than this!
We don't even know for sure if umas can only give birth to umas if the child is female.Especially since hors needs the soul of a racehorse from another world.
If stamina isnt an issue and your uma doesnt panic, what is typically the cause of your uma falling behind? I’ve been using Neo’a alt for this CM and she has trouble staying out of 8th/9th place even when there are a lot of sashi/oikomi present. At first I thought it was because Im in group A, but my other two umas dont seem to have this problem.
>>499840186That's a projection on your end, I'm just calling out the people that blatantly don't understand basic franchise lore or have entire discussions based on mischaracterizations because they were incapable of engaging with any of the material beyond season 2 of the anime. Maybe you get a kick out of seeing people be wrong and loud, I don't.
Where to watch Prognosis in Cox Plate dacchis?
>>499835516there would absolutely be a thriving NTR genre of a ningen man being stolen and mindbroken away from his ningen gf by a stronger more voluptuous uma musume and it would be based heavily on their version of irl
>>499840773Relax dude, people can forget one or two lines that an uma that isn't from the main cast mentioned once or so in an episode
>>499840891I bet it's a popular genre between ningen women trainers, they probably fantasize about getting their boyfriend stolen by the umas they train
Grandma!
>>499840893>main cast>episodeYeah there's the issue, people treating this like /a/ when it's /vg/. If your only knowledge of the franchise comes from the TV anime then you should either keep lurking or make a thread on /a/ before trying to talk about the actual lore because it's obnoxious when people get basic shit wrong.
>>499841670not everyone has to know the lore of the umas (You) train.Chill retard and stop acting like the anime isn't the face of the franchise
>>499841046>>499840891I see a trainer who has a ningen girlfriend but she is one of those snobby types who disgusted by umas but doesn't tell her boyfriend. Trainer eventually gets tired of her and kicks her to the curb in order to be with his uma. There needs to be lots of jealousy and bullying too.
>>499841828Thinking that there are only uma daughters is the exact type of schizophrenic shit an animeonly would post, it's not some obscure deep keibalore thing that you would only know if you trained Sounds of Earth. It's not asking much to just make your own thread on /a/ if you wanna talk about bullshit.
But I like the anime.
*Hits ninjin*Is having sons the ultimate cuckoldry? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a son.Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a son for at least 16 years solely so he can go and get ravaged by some hors.
>>499840186It's not just that though, literally no one posts like this /here/. All this weird ass, hyper autistic relationship crap
>>499842432How dare you?
Oh no, is /uma/ getting more than one post every 37 minutes? It must be animeonly fags who don't know about every piece of lore in the series. How dare these secondaries try to talk about anything in the game.
>>499843087i WILL fuck you to death
>>499842735>literally no one posts like this /here/.This dacchi has a list with all the umaposters doxx
>>499842735U wot. People have been talking about ningen-uma relationship since the general started, it's the whole premise of the setting. Do you not remember the first four or five threads that were just people going over uma lore based on an ancient interview with either the game director or the anime director?
>>499843087I look like this and say exactly this
>>499843304Are you interested in breeding with me? I don't want any sons though.
>>499843293No, you don't understand. I have to doompost about this general going to shit every hour or else I shit my pants
>>499840714Could be other horses are accelerating sooner/faster and wind up blocking her.Strategy specific skills can wind up not working super great if distribution of strategy in a race isn't super even as their positioning requirements are pretty strict in CMs.
Such a beautiful song for such a lazy girl. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqcsb6aJV1Y
>>499843293Those conversations have been happening since S1 threads on /a/ but the difference is the people posting actually knew what they were talking about (like the exact quotes from interview you mentioned) instead of making up headcanons. The franchise and game were also actually new.
>>499843396Vivlos would never say that. She'd want a big family of both boys and girls, enough to start a whole baseball team.
This thread proves ninjen are just as dumb as orse
>>499843746but are ningen cute though?
>>499843742Did she say that? I don't recall her saying that in her story.
>>499843875Nyes
>>499843396>>499844005Vivlos wouldn't want a reddit refugee that doesn't want a big family... sorry dacchi
>>499844005Why else would she wants a big house in Dubai? It's obviously to fill it with a big family :3
>>499840714First thing that comes to mind would be that you're lacking in strong mid-race speed skills to let her compete for a good position. I might get distracted soon, but If you post skills someone else can probably nitpick for you.
>>499840714you need to make the strongest midleg possible to survive this cm
>>499753881That’s fucking disgusting. Don’t taint my daughter like that ever again
She wants to wash your back.
>>499844487>>499844491What even were the meta cards/uniques for this CM? I didn't pay attention and just trained whatever since I was too busy training my favorite umas but somehow luckshitted myself into group A anyway.
>>499843676If we restrict ourselves to only talking about what is explicitly shown in each of the campaign, we wouldn't have much of a discussion at all—especially with hors lore.
>>499845345Yep, Uma Musume is more than a game, it's anime, figures, concerts, music, actual horse racing, lore stuff, and so on. Also sperging out in front of everybody is kind of embarrassing.
How often do they add new umas to the game?
>>499845345Discussion doesn't need to be restricted to just that, but newcomers have a general obligation to at the very least lurk first or read some of the archives as it's just common courtesy for imageboards and generals like this.>>499846120This is /vg/. There are 2 other dedicated uma threads on the site. But of course you don't know where to find them so you're here.
>>499846457Generally, there's two completely new umas and two alts added each month.November will likely be a bit different because of the new scenario being added.
>>499844893Supports weren't really different from the usual decks. The only notable thing was El being must-slot since it's 王手's once a year chance to be relevant. I think Pokke's unique was good for sashis and to a lesser extent NY Opera's.
>>499846536>lurk first or read some of the archivesFeel free to point to me when we last talked about this particular breeding scenario. I've been here for a long time and I don't think I've ever seen it come up oddly enough. Usually it's just I want to fuck X uma, yeah sure, of course. When have we talked about the actual situation of breeding humans vs umas.
Tell me about her.
>>499847870My least favorite Shitty
>>499847423You completely misunderstood that statement. As for your question, it actually has come up before pretty often. Which makes me doubt how long you say you've actually been here but that discussion was never the actual issue. This is the first time there were multiple people that thought umas couldn't have sons and they were loud about it.
>>499848131No, I asked you to point me when the last time was. Surely since you say it happens "pretty often" that shouldn't be hard. Go ahead.
>>499848258You're just grasping at straws and being disingenuous now because you've been outed. If you've been here as long as you said you have you wouldn't have made that mistake.
>>499846536I'm all for gatekeeping, especially against EOP, but some of the stuff like the basic lore interview pre-date even S1 and even some of the nips doesn't know about it.>>499847423The last time we had a whole thread of>THEY CAN'T RUN, THEY'RE NOT CUTE, WHAT ARE NINGEN FEMALES EVEN GOOD FOR?Was like a few days after Nyu's release, I think. That was the biggest world lore drop so far.
>>499847870A gambling addict that's very, very, very, very horny for F4.
>>499848405No that's you faggot. You're the one who made the big claim that supposedly people could just lurk and read the archives a bit and know this, and I'm asking you to point out how that is.>>499848435>Nyu's releaseSo over a year ago. Got it.
>>499848716Looks like a brat.
Well whatever. You guys being autists about this game doesn't matter anyway. I'll go do my own thing.
>>499849007I see you're mad now. Like I said, you completely misunderstood the statement. Your problem lies within your own head really.
>>499849423>autistsWell that's just 4chan in general. It's just funny poking fun at those who go off the rails.
>>499849423Aiiiiieeee strange creatures I'm going insaaaaaaane
Your uma for the night.
https://x.com/MakuraEbi/status/1849644395764777266A group flukebros...
>>499850389Please... I want to live...
>>499850389I'm not surviving this
it's so funny to see this meme happen years later
>>499844487>>499844491These are the two Im using. One has better stats and the other has more gold skills.
I want to make Curren a mom
>>499852667Those thighs. All umas should have hors thighs, legs and asses.
>>499852667Chan-Chan Alliance for me please.
>>499850389I could tank it.
How dangerous is she?
>>499854538Even Brian's scared of her.
>>499855164She has the eyes of lust.
Big uma, big heart
your canon heroine wife
>>499864971She looks good in Gold Ship's outfit.
>>499865317Too bad she doesn't have the tits to match
>>499865619Tits only slow you down anyway.
>>499865619Kids these days and their large breasts. No appreciation for classic elegance.
>>499865619retards nowdays thinks bigger boobs is better baka...
>>499866685Fat. FAT.
>>499854538She killed a tiger and wore its fur as clothing.
>>>/h/8279284>>>/h/8279285Thoughts?
Hits close to home
>aislop>niggers>diaI'm siding with yakuza this time
even chinks do niggerstypical asianfags
Someone post that Sweep image, I don't have it on me.
>nigers
>>499593585I will play Global so I can relive the moment I trained and saved up enough statues to buy Dasca's racing uniform.
Imagine the shitstorm if global forces the player to pic trainer gender as Type A and Type B instead of Male and Female.
>>499850389But Daiwa is a pretty mellow horse. Legend has it she has the speed of a thoroughbred and the personality of a draft horse.
Is next race is coming? People seem to be hype elsewhere
>>499593585>>499594639>>499596853>>499664458>>499869075There is a discord for global players, this general isn't made for that purpose.
>>499872005cry more
I think we should ALL try global, just to read the translation.
I'm curious, what are your favorite umas and what is your spirit of choice?
I'm going to post so many global screenshots here.
nyo
>>499874409CreekThe Holy Spirit
>>499874409Ryan and Chikezo.I usually drink cocktail because I prefer sweet drinks, but rum is fine too. I want to try apple bourbon but we don't have that here.
>>499874409AyabeHyper Spirit Evolution
>>499874409CB, Kingu and Cheval are probably my top 3 right now.I really don't drink much but when hanging out I usually get Amaretto. My cheap drink of choice though is Chu Hai. I'm definitely bringing back home a case of Lemon Dou from Japan when I visit again.
>>499874409Twin TurboAmidamaru
>>499874409Ruby, then vor the top ones it varies. I took a liking to Flash recently.I haven't had spirits in a long time, but I like rum.
>>499874409Sirius, Shicchi and Air Groove are my top 3. Anything that gets me shitfaced works, but rum and gin are my favorites.
>Prognosis finished 2nd in Cox PlateWelcome to Canopus
>>499874409I don't drink
Buena. I don't drink any other than coffee.
Hors
>>499878505Wait, what the fuck? The race is over already?
>>499878505who won?
Aaron's Rod jobbed btw. 4th place in his debut.
>>499879836>>499879874Via Sistina, hors that went loose early this weekhttps://x.com/7horseracing/status/1850064662227976387https://x.com/ladbrokescomau/status/1848633432236228620
>>499880809Ah dammit, I forgot that it's in Australia. Too used to late night races like with Burger and UK races.
>>499874409Kafe, CB, Sirius, Ace, Kris, Neichausually I just drink beer, but rum (or g&t if it counts) would be my choice. Occasionally a nice herbal liqueur as digestif.
>>499880962yeah Aussie G1 usually around the same time as JP's G1
>>4998798781st children are usually the weakest.
>>499874409Vivlos and water:333
>>499879308Real hors look so dumb.
It would be great if a nuclear war happened.
>>499883801Maybe the mutation would give us real horse girls
>>499883584hors should brush their teef
Planet of the Hors...
>>499880809>8 lengthsPrognosis dacchis...
>>499879878Expecting something else from someone who dodged every 2yo race this year until now...
>>499889594Pognosis really just got bad luck this time. Finally solved the gate problem but Via Sistina just decided to suddenly become a godlike honse.
>>499889594Funnily enough Prognosis still beat the race record even after losing by 8 lengths. Sistina really went godmode today
Holy sex
Dantsu love
>>499622487We got so caught up in aussie G1, the pakatube premiered.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skfS9KiX1so
>>499891964IS THAT
>>499874409The General of Blue RosesPure Ethanol
V-sisters foursome.....
>>499897475Verxina is made for bullying and getting cucked
>>499879878Serves them right for retiring equinox too early.
>>499895391Fukukitaru's VA kept to the role the entire time. I kneel.
I accidentally impregnated my oglin
https://x.com/Anayet321/status/1784638773210280062Satono propaganda...?
>>4998744091. (My Daughter) Daīchi Ruby2. (My Daughter) Rice Shower3. (My Daughter) Sweep Tosho4. (My Wife) Mejiro McQueen5. (My Wife) King Halo
>>499908331I almost never drink spirits, but I sometimes drink Mezcal
i want SEX
>>499895391>Machitan too stronk
https://x.com/i/spaces/1RDGlyZXylEJL/peekeffo simp twitter space...
Tracen academy is a place for sportsmanship, not for matchups for the purpose of sex or marriage
>>499911050why do they keep on mentioning "BREEDERS" then
>>499874409ArdanCognac
Breakfast with breeders
>>499912129A WHAT CUP??!?
>>499911315It's just a sterile term for parents
>>499912284And HOW did they became parents? Hard mode: adoption is excluded
>>499912927They had BIG HOT STEAMY AND SWEATY SEX WITH HORS PUSSY
>>499913127I wish I was having BIG HOT STEAMY AND SWEATY SEX WITH HORS PUSSY.
>>499874409Aston MachanEishin FlashHokko TarumaeMayano Top GunI don't drink because I used to be an alcohol salesman, it was a fun job though.
Did you watch your Uma Sentai today?
>>499914817I'm a grown man, I only watch Kamen Rider.
>>499908331>1. (My Daughter) Daīchi Ruby... does that make you my dad, anon?
It still feels unreal
>>499916006Looking forward to them annoucing 3 american newmas and global release date soon
global isn't real.
If global isnt real what is THIS
how the fuck do uma wear glasses
I want to connect with Kraft in the bedroom.
>>499919797Another reason that they should stop releasing umas with glasses and remove the ones that have them.
>>499874409Brian is my one true wife, other top favorites are monster lady mare Donna and qt angel Dotofavorite liquor would be a good scotch like a Macallan 12 yr or above
>>499920975kys yourself retard
>>499923660glassestard in shambles
*bespectacled a character infront of you*sorry not sorry for aneurysm antiglassesfag
>>499920975Vodka has ningen earrings
fake glasses
Bro looks awful even without glasses
Misutaa Chiizubaagaa tensai
Good to see the Sirius coomer is still around.
hors has been defeatedit's time for the age of ningen
>>499928303It’s alright to be gay in the current year, but no need to lie
>>499930843Dunno how you can stand his godawful face, but hey, I'm not judging.
My bro looks better naked in my bed after a long night of umapyoi with me
>ur gay, ur gay!!!lol, quite sad really
People are just brainrot to Transcend due to her big boobs. I rather dive in someone else with a prettier face.
>>499931035>I'm not judgingI amEasily the most repulsive uma in the cast
>>499931798I just like her huge personality
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>>499920732Get it? Trainer, get it? Trainer?
>>499931798t. falcon
Where do I find porn of the newest umas?
>Glasses on an uma
>>499932607psd?
>>499933450kaichou.....no more......
>>499933802You sound like a broken record, Teio
>>499935162NNNNYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>499932056kek
>>499933741I can't find my image of Dictus bullying Taabo by making her eyes giant with her glasses but I did find this while looking for it.
>>499936293AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>499932056>mcdonald girl pays homage to mcdonald memes from the 2000’s>her VA is the same from some touhou meme songs from the same eraNature is healing
>>499936603That's the one, thanks.I fucking knew I had it saved somewhere.
Please hear my puns Trainer-kun
>>499936914I remembered McD jp did a 2hu parody in collaboration with Iosys few months back as well
>died in B>still haven't cleared all master challengesI guess this is it for me.
>>499936603Poor Turbo is too baka to understand.
>>499937374What is this program?
>>499937949Funny, few months ago McDs did a WcDs parody in the US. McDs is picking up on anime culture, probably longer if you count Pokemon.
>>499936914Short stack for the win.
There is no way that a human male could physically outlast an Uma in sex.
>>499940752I volunteer myself to test this hypothesis.
>>499940752>tfw
Treat?
>>499942350I have some baby carrots in the fridge.
>Carrot cakeI see, why didn't I think of that? So this is how I get my own uma.
>>499943091Jesus christ what a fucking autist, is there anywhere you can see this without the watermarks?
>>499943867Sadpanda maybe? I know some people buy into an artists work just to reupload them to sadpanda.
>>499879170Buena a cutie
haha wow 5-0 at 5:30am
>>499943867sadly that one is gonna be used for the upcoming Live concert for the flower stand for Bright.dumb artist is just retarded of feeling people uploading of his artwork elsewhere or whatever despite barely drawing a "lot"
>>499942350i love how these big dogs perk their ears up and point them straight at you when they think they're about to get a treat
>>499947865Just remember to be careful to not get bitten. I don't like horses that nip at you for food.
>>499947175i had 15 consecutive losses just a couple hours ago.....
>>499947649I wonder if he sold it to the venue? Would that make it theirs now? I don't really get Japan copyright.
>>499948674I would complain if it's AIgen bullshit, but anything else is retarded. Hell I know some artist HATES people translating their work despite some are actually find it with (as long they are noted by the translator themselves)
>>499949071Why do autists unironically believe adding watermarks, jpeg artefacts, and whatever bullshit would work against AI? Not only is it an knuckledragger understanding on how training works but you're also making it worse for EVERYONE.
Strong uma's weakness.
>>499950549i've seen nips start adding nightshade
HOLY
>>499936914>her VA is the same from some touhou meme songs from the same era jokes on you, this applies to every VA in history
>>499950549The "glazing" stuff actually does work against AI. It corrupts the model that trains on the image. The issue is that the artists apply way too much so that it ruins the actual art itself.
The events from random cards is some of the most annoying shit in the game
>>499953521>does work against AIlol lmaoBut yes the main issue is that they deep fry their shit like it's a stale ironic meme
>>499953521>>499950549Well the way around that is with a 4K monitor and snapshot tool, save as PNG and bingo, you have the image. Even MS paint in Win11 converts webp into jpg/png now.
>>499952478I don't mind AI uma lewds. The yakuza can bring it up with the borg for all I care.
Is there a tool that can evaluate your entire deck to see what kind of rank you can potentially get?
>>499959121never seen anyone willingly to "remove" those watermarks
>>499960746Someone with haxx or richbros have to be willing to buy in to a rewards member's works. I usually take advantage of sites that have the image embedded and don't bring up a save function to do a snapshot and conversion. And it's sad to say this but the watermark in some cases has kind of become art as well thanks to meme culture (not extreme like the example pic that was posted). Just ask yourself; "is this image REALLY worth it?" nothing wrong with shrugging them off.
When are you going to introduce yourself and meet her family?
>>499959121That's not what we're talking about at all
We need more of Nature's cynicism and reality checks.
>>499959121>>499961295Did you have a stroke? The fuck are you babbling about.
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Gonna get relegated to group B for the final round, killing myself
I woke up with cold sweats today after having a nightmare about foodWhy does GFF hate me so much?
What does top gameplay look like?
Golshi if she was a white woman
>>499968023What's your question exactly? The training runs? You can look it all up on YouTube.
>>499968023
Is next banner the festival alts?
>>499968226_____would
>>499968562[Yells at you in Hokkaido]
>>499968942Should be, we got those around the start of November last year
>>499969727It don't think you could find someone who wouldn't
>>499965714My onapet…
>>499968226I can't tell if this is a male or female
>>499970898YOU ARE GAY.
>>499968942nyes, unless they have a newma out of nowhere like dorija when gff released
>>499970898She has tits the size of her head anon
Where to watch Akiten in 5 hours and 20 minutes dacchis?
IT'S ALL RUMAO
>>499971654How can you be so sure those are real tits
>>499972216Doc says you need to go back to the rubber room, computer time is up.
>>499972369Yeah I ain't buyin it. tits or gtfo
>>499971394That's not my bro transcend
So SiL's a hors owner now
>>499974572TO-SA-KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>3 days of runs being ruined because SiL refuses to go to speed training in pre-URA turnsNiger.
>>499972143Cam on Liberty Island don't job on her Kawada
>>499975949What are you even doing to be short on speed if you're using SiL?
>>499971753usual place should have it
>>499974998One name can communicate a whole range of feelings.>TOSAKI TOSAKI TOSAKIIII TOSAAAKII TOSAKI? TOSAKI?! TOSAAAAaaaakiiii...
It's almost November, why is it still so hot fuck.
>>499977509Stop cooking hamburgers
Because the umas are hot
>>499977509Where are you? It's been cold and shitty for a month here.
>>499976970nta but what is the usual place? I usually don't use the thread when it's horse racing time...
>>499977509>>499980689Where I live we had a cold summer filled with rain and high 50's weather. Too much rain for horses.
>>499980689Tokyo. At the racecourse right now and it's still warm to hot.
>>499950690this artist will never draw Rudolf again...
>>499981206Lucky
>>499981521Bro I'm sweating every time the sun comes out. I'd rather have freezing cold than hot.
>>499977509... global warming?
>>499982569more like fat warming
>>499982569You know they unironically blame our horses and cows for that right? I honestly hate those people.
>>499980816>>499982953
Oh, C. Demuro is here.>>499982941(((They))) will shift the blame to anything but themselves. It's disgusting how they started blaming normal people and other sectors for all the greenhouse gas while continuing to extract fossil fuels at an insane pace.
Maruzensky doesn't care, she will drive her Lambo and she will be happy.
https://x.com/Versailles_Farm/status/1850365723618718154Wonder Art
Tracen is a front for other activities?
>No Uma song from the JASDFIt's so over. Uma has reclined.
>>499988295Do the Japanese use hors in their military and police?
>>499988784Of course.
>>499989072I wonder if they are aggressive like US police horses?
>>499989483They're mostly for ceremonial purposes so I doubt it. A lot of them are retired racehors though, so I suppose they could still be excitable but not aggressive.
>>499989693>A lot of them are retired racehorsAny of our uma's served? That would be cool.
>>499989946Would assume only mobs would be put into serviceWinners get to retire to the sex palace
>>499990102>Winners get to retire to the sex palaceI'm sad now
>>499990360>No Ulala spawn to redeem their mothers legacy
>>499990360The police gave her lots of carrots IRL.
>>499989946I don't know, they usually change the hors' name when they move onto to a new job, unless you're a lead or riding hors, and, like >>499990102 said, only mobs get to work a new job while the winners get sent to the sex dungeon.>>499990360Funny that you post Urara. She was actually the Chiba police mascot for quite a while.
Urara may not be a winning race uma, but she is always up for stomping rowdy rioter's heads in.
luv ur bro
>>499990517Machan never passed anything on either.
>>499991875Is this proper-student relationship?
So if I understand the Haru Urara story right, basically she could have been a decent racehorse had she had proper training and was matched up in proper races she could handle? The owner seemed to really not like Urara all that much.
C. Demuro is just sweeping today. Beluga's going to take AkiTen.
>>499990517>Fans were willing donate to money for Deep to breed with Urara>Shadai Station gave express approval for Deep to breed with Urara>owner sits on his ass, did nothing and Urara went MIA for yearsWhat's his fucking problem?
>>499993437letting your hors get fucked by someone other than yourself is basically NTRyou can't really blame the guy
>>499992532Eh? According to Uma Ojisan, Urara wouldn't listen to any command or follow any training, and just had really bad temper in general. Sure you can reduce that through training, but who knows how well that would work.But yeah, her owner and trainer really didn't like her all that much, neither did some of the racing staff at Kochi apparently.
>>499993437>>499993761>Fans crowdfunds money to make their oshi fucked by a chadwhat tier of cuckoldry is this??
>>499994461bratty urara forgotten media
>>499994670>Pui>Chad
>>499994784Now that's an accurate depiction of Urara. Game Urara is more like retired personality.
haru urara is only good for creampies
syo is urara still a virgin?
>>499994670Urara had the privilege of being ridden by Take, a year before Deep. Uma ojisan said that she follows his commands but is just slow. Naturally fans dreamt of an offspring with Deep when he made his mainstream boom. iirc there were speculations of her breeding with Stay Gold too.
>>499994461>>499994784Umayon makes Urara a baka. >>499995150Dunno about that but if you want a crack at her, go ahead.
>>499995170>Uma ojisan said that she follows his commands but is just slow.Really? I remember reading that she wouldn't listen at all and is hard to ride.
This is criminal.
>>499995916>>499995170Sounds like she is a rebellious little shit who didn't want to race and decided to throw her races in a protest hoping they would make her stop? I don't think horses could think like that, then again Urara might not have wanted to been broken?
Amakihi won his debut with a kino finish>Apapane's son vs Marialite's daughterHolyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB2RbY2FP7Y
Fuck finally. I for sure thought I'd get deranked this week.
>>499998962Black Tide always have promising debut winner every year but eventually flopped later
>just finish fapping>new caballo sexo art dropsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>499998962Aside from the drop out, it was pack racing till the last spurt. Seems like they are well trained in holding their cards close to their chest until it's time to get to the finish line.
Getting frisky with my fellow dacchis while they impersonate umas!~
C. Demuro is doing amazingly well today. Beluga might actually have a chance.
Making the game weird.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVgL2ZixCRI
HORSES ARE ATHLETES HORSES ARE ARTISTShttps://x.com/Versailles_Farm/status/1850365723618718154
>Tasty Error +18kgFAT.>>500001451Absolute monster.
