Previous: >>499435348Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatfest: Wizard vs Knight vs Ninja begins at 8PM EST (in 16.5 hours)• Version 9.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v910• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
not a lot of time left to play the real modes
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>499748629*fat veemo waddles beyond your point*
I miss Ink TheoryNogami could give us more web serials and worldbuilding but he's cheap and hates fun
>>499748285add eggstra work if anyone gives a shit to play that "event"probably rewards the same stickers as the first one too
>>499749456>explosherThe best
>>499745082Funny to think I was one of those people too... Since I bought S2 first and played S1 through Cemu and Pretendo before playing S3.
I played Splat1 from launch to finalfestI skipped most of Spla2n bar story mode and OEI have played Splat3 religiously since launch and do not plan on stopping
I love octos in pots
I started with the Splatoon 1 global testfire.
>>499750007Fill the pot with vinegar and put a lid on itLet it ferment
>>499748446Wym, turf war (only real mode) never goes off rotation>>499750816Same
Nintendo marketed Splatoon 1 horribly and made me uninterested
>>499754554Splatoon hardcarried the Pii Pu thougheverbeit o algo
>>499754554wdymyou're not a squid (now)?
they marketed it just fine, you were just mind broken by /v/ thinking it was a game for children that you'd be made fun of for buying/playing
weyyo!
Gaijins like me never kill people by not aiming like them like japs do
>2-0 in rank up series>good and coordinated team>feeling a trace of optimism>lose one match to lagging and teleporting all Japanese team>whatever>lose next match almost instantly to some impossible mind reading meta stack>team breaks up>wait a couple of minutes before requeuing>get same enemy team for the second timeGoodbye /ink/, this is nothing but manipulated bullshit and gigantic waste of time.
>>499755264See you tomorrow orderfag
>>499755264>GoodbyeMeant to write "goodnight", but autocorrect had a different idea.But maybe it's right, there's nothing here for me and I can't succeed no matter how I try.Goodnight. Goodbye. Whatever.
>wanna fap >spend 10 minutes waiting for marie hentai to load>it has agent 4 as a yebbyInstant boner killer
>>499756495Source or gtfo
>>499756640https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/en/posts/Xbay8DomzMG
>>499756790anon you trippinmarie was made for /ss/ and /ss/ only
>>499757136/ss/ stands for squid sisters
>>had a super match with good active players, 3 easy golds >everyone leaved>have a terrible match with passive, ledge camping retards; turf inker popular target and Splatzone Hero medalsDon't fucking just camping the spawn on Brinewater you will lose, get down there and push them till you crush them
>>499758148>leavedLeftOr leaves, d is next to the s on azerty keyboards.
heavy blastling
When your boys worked fine but you know they're too underskilled to tackle stronger teams and you have to cut them off.... I get emotional
>>499760663>aerowhat's your excuse, /ink/?
>>499760936my excuse is that slider is not a fun specialwas an aero main for years, enjoyed the suffering, suffered from the suffering, but between the kits it got, the buffs it got and the buffs it didn't get (while jr did), all i'm seeing is devs' fundamental lack of understanding of the weapon and (possibly malicious) unwillingness to change anything about it. i've just let it go. ngmi wants it to be a gay timmy weapon and forces anyone with the tiniest bit of standards into baisic shooters, so be it.
Out-reefslidered...
Shiver has a big ass confirmed
One silver spoiling the whole batch and of course it's Splat Zone Hero as usual
>new splatfest artwe haven't been completely abandoned
>>499762289>chokerthis must be the shivercoomer splatfest artist's work
Hilarious
>>499748285
Trying to decide if taking MG to TC is a good idea or I'll end up with a shitty sub-2000 X power from a disastrous calc.Not many maps allow multi leveled manoeuvers I heavily rely on since I can barely reach people on the tower with that kit of mine
>>499764513"MG in TC is a good idea" represents the two extremes of the bell curve
>>499764513>kill 3>tower still isn't movingsome things never change I see
I joined knight you can't stop me
>>499765386*yawn*go landorus-t
>>499765386The round table of LOSERS
Marie giving out candy with hidden razorblades to everyone she knows for halloween
the new splatfest art is super cute
>>499767960Marie too lazy to even try to do anything during Halloween.Marie just eating a big bowl of candies on the couch naked all night.
>>499767960except for agent 4 who gets an extra benadryl and a whole fruit gusher for being a good little fucktoy
>>499768036She was supposed to give them to the trick or treaters dressed as their favorite idolsGreedy hag... even ate the fucking candy corn, licorice and raisins too
>>499768502she was hungry and couldn't be bothered to get off the couch and get to the door of her penthousenow she just wants to snooze
>>499768227marie getting fucked by male agent 4 and sitting on the couch naked watching old movies while the cum leaks out of her
>>499768734Ok but what they watching?
>>499769009svengoolie reruns
>>499769009Mac & Me but specifically the Japanese version with the cut ending where the wheelchair kid gets shot and explodes
>>499769009Greetings from /tv/
there was no reason to do this but i appreciate it.
>>499770096shiver has always been incredibly erotic
imagine how soft shivers butt is
So now we know that Shiver is the one with the fat ass, and Frye is the one with the big tits.
Callie still mogs her butt.
>>499770039drag'em
>>499770894callies butt is pure plastic at this point doe (canon)
>>499771405just they way I like my baddies
>>499770096>no reasonoh there was
>>499771405>Plastichttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dlTiQX69yOE&list=LL&index=948&pp=gAQBiAQB
>>499772698Name sounds familiar, did I play with this guy recently
>>499772896>ban evasionerm, mods?
>>499770684They have the same ass size
>>499749456there’s still a bunch of unused stickers right nowit definitely won’t be a repeat reward
>>499772896mad youre getting filtered little boy?
>>499773604mods are cucking him hahaha
Oh that's why he's using images now, got confused
marie eating candy naked on the couch
>>499773193You'd think that would be an option in the report window
did the kys guy get banned LOL
>>499774394Let's see.
Utsubreastplate...
historic moment
>>499774141While I plap her
>>499775679plapping her whilst she just eats candy and lets out very weak grunts
Sex with lemonchan
>>499750007Tako looks so comfy and happy in her pot>In fact she waiting for her yebbyfriend to come home from the office and yonk him into the pot for sexo time.
>>499776086Imagine the smell
>>499763071I love how nearly all artist always include Shiver "shark cuts" into whatever she's wearing. That veemo really does come off as being chuuni enough to do it with every single pair of leggings/pants/skirts she owns.
>YWNB a cephalopod personit's so fucking over
>>499777510i want to fondle and suck on her BOObies
sex with orangechan
>>499776086*After marriage and telling her how badly you want to start a family and grow old with her
Man Open plays like X nowadays, where are the children Winning is an effort and I came here to relax
>>499778031>expecting children to stick around after no more updates
>>499779489mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga
>>499781432Goblina hands made this
>>499781432Angie sounds way better than Frye
speak inklish
>>499781894https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkqhXkJiIg0
>>499781839No it doesn't Frye sounds much betterFrye is really close to sounding like Fry. She loves to eat so yeah perfect name for goblina.
I get nothing out of my losses. Improvement isn't real, it all comes down to genetics and talent.
>>499782932as someone with genetics and talent, in splatoon 3 it all comes down to flarthe only way to beat flar is grind, which seems to be the intended result
>>499783149tociy
>>499783225if me being a constant mattered, i'd get consistently consistent resultsinstead it's either forced wins or forced losses, there are barely any even matchesremember, for every flar, there is equal and opposite fwar
>>499782728callie going bimbo mode whilst I pummel her
>>499782932I'm playing alright despite struggling hard 2 years till I got good
1king bhish at rot?
>>499784181me
>check salmon rewards>it's all drink tickets or chunks for abilities I don't ever useI guess I'm not playing until splatfest.
>>499784181yes
WHAT THE FUCK DOES FLAR OR FWAR MEAN
Heavy reddit should have a fixed walking speed, fuck this cheap ass weapon
>>499785281If it's so good then use it yourself?
>>499785671Not my style
>>499784262>>499784689Woomening.
>2 blaster tryinng to get me, tons of subs thrown at meI think I got the enemy's attention but we're is my team
>>499785281>t. rangeletJust chuck a bomb at it, it has to charge for 2 seconds to get the mode that actually kills things.
old mcwoomy had a gunand then it exploded
>>499786113>we got to a point where standard splatling firepower is considered "the mode that doesn't kill things"powercreep of this scale was a mistake
>>499782846>t. fatfag
MS paint anon you need to make a FWAR image to go with this one.>>499785109Now you know
>>499782932There's nothing to get out of losses because the majority of your games are either you stomping or them stompingclose games rarely happen, the kinds of games where making one mistake can cost you the game
i want shiver to put her big butt on my face
You shall not pass
i'm really excited for the splatfest, the green color for shiver looks really nice :]
ggs 1kingus
GGs SR room
ggggggs salami!
Footschizo was the only one paying attention to my clips, I miss him...
>>499789302Krill yourself>>499790413Feel better now?
>>499790413please man I’m begging you to play mochine or any other fizzy weapon
>>499792051Jesus didn't turn water into beerI'm a MG main, it's settled
Post dancing Woomy.
>>499794430This is how you spot the woomy who is a hydra main. She has the ink capacity for the weapon.>>499793112Woomy!
>>499794430This is also acceptable.
>>499794864I enjoy this Woomy very much. Thank you anon.
>>499794864AnemoneN01 sex
>>>/wsg/5716552
>>499795347This fucking sucks.
veemo and weyyo unaware of just how big their butts are until they get stuck in a doorway
>>499795347Hate it when people depict Shiver as the more violent one when Frye is the one who's canonically beating the shit out of him.
>>499795975She even does it live on stage during the Nintendo live. Big Man is her punching bag, Shiver is her must protect sex veemo
>>499795975Yeah man, canon is very important in funny squid game. Just like Dragon Ball and Sonic the Hedgehog.
>>499796554This but unironically
>>499795347THis is cute and silly
woomy sitting on my face
>>499797976Woomy NOT doing that because they don't want sex, as they are only interested in Turf War and having fun with friends.
woomy giving me a hug because im on the verge of mental breakdown
>>499798440Woomy would definitely do that.
man what a cool thread
>>499798196woomy sitting on my face (her butt is turfing my face)
Is "danielle" the brick-faced gigahon it looks like or is it just an incredibly unfortunate bio foid
>>499799219Well if Woomy did it, it was on accident because Woomy would never do that otherwise.>>499799239Why are you schizophrenic?
>>499799315
>>499799315Faster.>>499799920FASTER.
>>499799219DAMN DANIEL
>>499799985
>>499800247Thank you.
how angry do you have to be to spam "kill yourself" on a thread dedicated to a kid's game
fat veemo is 1,100lbs...
>>499798895thinking about woomy feet smell
>>499801520this woomy has the smell of the basketball court
Why is Into the Light the best Splatoon song?
>>499801745because you have shit taste
>>499801607mildew and stale air?
>>499801992Really? What's the best song then in your opinion?
>>499802124big betrayal
>>499802124Bang bang
>>499802016AND sweat, rancid squid
>>499802124https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffYyliiZAM
>>499802264Okay yeah that's fair, I can't argue with that.
Wish they had the balls to let us select multiplayer songs
>>499802551Would it even be hard to do? You can already select the song in the lobby jukebox, they could do the same system for battles.
>>499802551Songs are synced across all players and uses the same song in replays so no. There would also be an advantage using sound cues from the song to let you know how far into a match you are without having to look at the timer. Everyone would meta one specific song.
Woomy time
>>499795347That was funny the huge shark plush just made it work.
>>499803843Its always woomy time.
woomy space
Woomyhammer 40k
i think my artificially idiotic woomy broke
>>499804979this is like down syndrome for inklings
>claw my way up to another rank up with this match>five minutes later>mfw the undercover is on my team again
>>499804979What did you do to her...?
why do flingza users do that?
>>499806234I am woomy's complete lack of surprise...
>>499801607>>499802334This makes my squeenus the big squeenus
Woomy und panzer
(You) on his way to complain about teammates for the 195583924th time
>>499807375
>>499807470Rent free
>>499807735>Drawn June 11 2016Anon you got a base case of Ai brain rot.
>>499808520bimbo...
Can someone draw that meme image of the happy dog with a lollipop but with Judd
>>499808520Semen demon.
>>499808761
>>499804627For the Woomperor
>>499809349Cute
Welp...I'm happy I did it before Splatfest
>>499810285You can now quit the game till December, grats
>>499810285Good shitter woomy
>>499803843Why is woomy doing the Napoleon hand gesture
Haven't played in a while mostly just burnt out, time for some turf to get back into the swing of it before fest. Feel free to join in after rotation and don't expect much.
>>499811085I want boris slippers instead.
>>499811673why did the artist feel the need to add an octo to an otherwise cute drawing?
>>499812828why are you still forcing this meme?
>>499813635>meme
And a little cherry on top>>499810484Nah, I want to see how far I can climb now that I'm in the groove. And do X placements at least.>>499810669Thanks!>shitterProbably, I still feel I carried 7 out of 10 matches in the last couple days of grind.
>>499814201I said I would after this, but I kind of don't want to stop playing it now desu
>>499812828because the artist thinks octolings are cutewhy are you so insecure that seeing octolings upsets you this much to bring attention to them? they're not real bro
>>499814238>I am literally off my meds (shortage)Most American post itt
>>499814201Understandable, I am sort of hardstuck skill-wise so I haven't done X this season (besides I'm making myself miserable in another game's ranked mode right now to grind here too).
>>499814596Not even from that country. But fuck, All I can see is fast things moving. And why do I have a painbrush equipped. Fuck, have fun, guys. I'm going to just watch the concerts. I can't play like this.
>>499814416All these years and I only have dynamo golded.Also my country bumpkin woomy
woomy went to squirting school...
does anyone actually know who keeps spamming the kys posts? is it just someone that's butthurt over people posting on a thread or what?
>>499816980there is a pattern to his posting, try finding it out
>>499814201I love (You)my so fucking much, but she also intimidates me so I keep a bit of distsnce
New Splatfest art puzzle! 759 pieces!
butt sex with shiver
Giving Shiver a buttjob with her pants on UOH!!!
shiver hotdogging
fat veemlet
>>499814201i want to be friends with the only other girl player here
>>499818130veemo is too shortveemo is addicted to surface cuisine
>>499818671shortstack shiver…
(You) is female(XX)??? That explains many things
>>499818442>girl player >other girl playerhaha, troons don't count
>>499818442>she doesn't know
I need an /ink/ gf (must be 6/10 MINIMUM, white, and not overweight) to carry in anarchy open. Any takers?
>>499818936I have yet to play with a real female player that didn't suck ass
>>499817818I hate you nono
>>499814832>I am sort of hardstuck skill-wise so I haven't done X this seasonIf you're already there, why not try and see what happens? If you're worried about setting record low scores of the pool, I'll make sure that won't happen.>>499816504Very cute, would homestead with!>>499817158This woomy is actually shy and socially awkward and probably just as intimidated>>499818442A woomy is a woomy is a woomy!
>>499820303>This woomy is actually shy and socially awkward and probably just as intimidatedWhaddahell,,,
>>499820303woman lose streak duos when
>>499819856Not me... but I wouldn't call the cops on Shiver if she gave me a assjob pants rubbing on me in the train
I would call the cops if Frye did anything remotely sexual near me, I hate Frye
>>499819807True I'm garbage.
fryes big wobbly belly...
>play mario oddysey>95% content is easy as shit and busywork>play totk>90% content is mostly easy as shit and busywork>octoexpansion and splatoon 3 singleplayer dwarf both of them in terms of game design>no one talks about themWhat causes this?
>>499822041>octoexpansion and splatoon 3 singleplayerI guess they don't have busywork, but they definitely fall under the easy as shit category.
>>499822271Fight agent 3 with no gyro rn
>>499822041oe maaaaybes3 singleplayer nahside order lolnopesplatoon 4 should have much more difficult singleplayersfuck the timmies, they should git gud
>>499822340>Fight agent 3 with no gyroy
pizza acquiredgrape juice at the readytime for some g a m i n g
>>499822398They’re not difficult minus some shit in OE but most of them are engaging and actually explore a concept. I just got done with mario odyssey and the average level in splatoon 3 singleplayer has more going on than basically that entire game
>>499822398>splatoon 4 should have much more difficult singleplayersnever gonna happen after how there was so much whining over the difficulty of OE
>>499822569Because im using computer software to emulate it
>>499822958pc supports gyro
>>499822723GushersSkittlesCrunchNacho doritosOreosCokeSpriteI'm ready for splatfest
>>499823504I can smell the type 2 coming off of this post
>>499823737yes because doing it one day only will immediately turn you into a diabetic
>>499823990>it's just one day!yeah, of course it is
>>499823504Fucking Americans.
very fat cephs itt
>>499822723>>499823504Fuck you two, I'm hungry now and still have shit to do before i even attempt to do splatfest
>>499822723>>499823504Keep making st/ink/ers starve
god I just LOVE it when the viewer pov switches to the designated paintbotit's just so EXHILARATING
>>499822041Mario mogs Splatoon sadly
>>499822958PC can do gyro... It's how I played S1 and S2 on PC with my PS4 controller. Unless... You are on xbox controller... Since does work on PS4/PS5 controllers and even Switch Pro controller.
>>499820303>If you're worried about setting record low scores of the pool, I'll make sure that won't happen.Eh, I don't mind placement matches anymore. Even that one time I ended up in 1600-something I still managed to return where I was before rather easily. It's when I start pushing above 2100 when things start to go awry for me.
.52 deserves a nerf>no it doesn't!!!I'm going to rape you
>>49982730352 and 96 should be removed and replaced with 74 gal
>>499827472why?
>>499827546why have two guns that are similar when you can have one gun that is both of them
Sometimes I'm not sure if I'm playing with human beings, these guys shoot with perfect accuracy but act like they have 10 IQ.Am I playing with bots?
>>499827859Yeah, aimbots.
>>499827303the meta deserves a nerf.52 is just a response to the state of the meta, same as range blaster, they are both very distinct from the mainline meta core because both of them serve to counter the meta
>>499827693small gal and big gal aren't particularly similar. .52 is closer to splattershot, .96 is closer to h3.
Ran across the most pathetic squidbag + look at the camera player I have ever seen.They get me with a reef explosion out of dumb luck and start to squidbag then take a moment to look in the direction of the kill cam. Yeah you worked real hard for that kill didn't you? But to make it funny their team lost and after that they left the room.Bwuahahah its what you get for squidbagging loser
>>499827693The only thing they have in common is that they’re both shooters that take 2 shots to kill. Other than that, they play very differently.
>>499828017
Ink armor never went away...
SHOW ME A WEYYO!!!
>>499829417utsutoes...
Shiver sexo
>>499829626Just this once you'll get a treat instead of a trick
octos not welcome
>>499829363Outfuckingplayed.
weyyo huge butt
A walk in the park
>>499830245whadafuq
>>499830320>20 seconds left>enemy had below 10 meters lead>they didn't even claim the checkpointThey simply gave up, they had nothing to gain from denying you your Knockout
>>499830456watzafak
>>499830858Not him, but I like to deny knockouts. Let them work and sweat for it some more, if they want it so much.Once in a while we turn in around from 100-1 and win, too.
>>499831773I love doing those in all 4 modes. Its so enjoyable to turn the enemies certain win into a complete KO for them.
>>499830014HELL YEAH
Hosting a Fast Ruler lobby on the first rotation of the Splatfest on the hour.Host:SSTeam: KnightsInvites will be sent to pool, open to all. We can coordinate gearing the same gear to make ranking up much faster. I'll be wearing the Coral Wreath Headgear and Punk Nights Shoes; I’m open to additional suggestions.
>>499832710Why Frye wants Big Man all for herself,
>Flounder/Wahoo first rotation
sorry, splatfest is canceledit's all joever now
There's one female /ink/er I want to play with and befriend too but I don't think she posts here anymore... :( discord clique moment...
I don't think im going to play splatfest
>>499834335Oh you're back?
Any spellslingers down for some Splatfest Battle Open at rotation?
>>499836547If the game doesn't update late for me then yes
>>499836547yes
I saw someone with a splatoon shirt on while I was outIt was neat
>>499836824Publicly shame them for enjoying games
>>499836547Yes but I can't start till about an hour in so if you somehow still don't have 4 people by then sure.
>>499836547I guess
>>499836547>>499836687The game always takes 4+ minutes to update to the splatfest.Anyone making a late wizard group?
>>499836960No, why would I do that
>>499837325Society needs you to
New SR animation droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjmGIs5Bwzs
i want to use more weapons but i am ONLY good with the aerospray and splooshwtf do i do?
>>499836547Yeah.
>>499838102Be like me, Turf and die
>>499837559It wasnt even that noticeable, it was just this but as a t shirt and the only way anyone would know is if they knew where it was from
shadow wizard woomy gang
>>499838389but those are both mediocre weapons at best, i want something to use that isn't just for inking
WTF THERE’S SOMEONE IN THE POOL NAMED “YWNBAW”
>>499837629>Scared of Fug>With a .96, Heavy Edit and DousersDog even with one down they could obliterate Fug with those.
>>499838894BASED LMFAO
>>499838894Based.
Callie doing Bomb Rush Blush on a blank screen so you can edit her into anything.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phl7Aj_x3aw
>Not even X rankHe's a fucking casual
Mirror Matches out the ass for Team Wizard.Anybody see Team Ninja?
>>499839038edit her onto my cock
>>499836547Another splatfest starting late for me
>>499839204You're not alone.
>>499833356Wouldn't you want the Knight gear?
>can still join for anarchy openThank you Nogami, I will not forget your kindness.
>>499839324Not him, but Knight gear is amiibo unlocked only
>>4998365474/4
can you still wear the amiibo outifts during fest?
You're a Wizard, Woomy 2/4
>>499833356Room open.>>499839324Amiibo exclusive so not everyone may have said gear which defeats the purpose of the Fast Ruler lobby.
>>499839512I just got the splatfest loading, still have space?
>>499839634yes
>Big Man has his cute ghost outfit againC U T E
i got dced twice from your room, so i thought i was just going to host my own but this works i guess
>>499839604Nevermind I'll just go solo in Pro then.
>>499830014>top surgery scarslmao, chaser
>no full witch gear if you wear the shoes and hatLAAAAAAME
>>499828182>look in the direction of the kill camThis sounds funny. How do you know what direction the kill cam will be in?
>first match is a mirror>second match is also a mirrorHOW THE FUCK DO I KEEP PICKING THE MOST POPULAR TEAM EVERY GODDAMN FUCKING TIME
>>499840263Sheeple.
>>499840263It's what happens when you put two loser options against one that has already won before
do we actually have a rookie on the team
bring me callies ass
So does wearing the gear dress you up in the entire outfit?
>>499840895no
>shitboat in 3>shitboat in 2
Even with egg throw, Moron's Bay is still fucking awful and I refuse to play it
weeb
Any ninja wanna team up?
>>49983999350/50 chance of they'll look at the camera or it'll be on the other side of where they think it is. I've seen others do it before and they were looking in the wrong direction.
>>499840857thats was me ggs
>>499823426Im playing on the steamdich which im pretty sure also has gyro, but I was too lazy to set it up and played the first 2 games with it, when I got to OE i was used to it and when agent 3 was dicking me down It became a matter of pride
>>499840929So no full Wizard/Knight/Ninja outfits?Damn
We got matched up against some of the same Knight players that last round, or am I going crazy?
>At workWhat's Off the Hook look like? Octo Expansion or Chaos vs Order?
Thanks for the fresh!~ <3
>>499841489Latter.
>x10 for WizardHUZZAH!
>want to go back to playing the comfy playtest>forced to splatWhy'd I pick a team when I knew both would go on at the same time?
>0.1%naisu
God I hate chargers. So much.
>mirrors>mirrors>more mirrors>splatfest has just begun and it's all mirrorscan I change my team
Post Enchanted woomy/veemo feet.
>picks the most blatant popular team>complains about mirrors
>squeezerfags everywhereweapon balance patch when?
>>499843095how was I supposed to know 90% of the playerbase was going to pick this team?
>>499843060
>>499843479i dont know, maybes its won before or something
tri strike is just as bad as missile was in 2 now
>>499843698What are the similarities?
So what's the atmosphere so far?I'm team ninja and so far haven't seen a single knight.
>>499843638>just guess bro lol you guessed wrong
I think we suck
>>499843889endless wizard mirrors with an occasional ninja matchnobody picked knight I guessfrye curse
>>499843889I'm on knight and haven't seen you guys yet. Only wizards so far
>>499843938guessed wrong on a 2+2 = 4 splatfest, ya you did
>>499843889Wizard vs WizardKnights will always face WizardNinjas will always face Wizard
>>499843882it's just as spammable because it has cheap pfs on a shooter
was gonna splat but me so sleepy
>>499843598Cute woomy.
>>499844454
GG ct
>>499845023Should we make a new room?
I've been holding in a leak for half an hour
>>499843889>be in the most popular team>have no one to play withsitting this one out
>>499844009given the sneek peek results i think it's safe to say knights was actually the least popularthe only reason wizards got that is because there was a bigger number of people who picked them
>>499845082This was actually my last game too, i thinkggs
>>499845435At least we got the x10 winGG
>>499845172It makes sense most of the people still playing the game are wizards in real life, so they went with what they know.
>>499846212Wrong, you retarded waste of oxygen.
>>499846212Correct, you based use of oxygen
I'm on a 7 game losing streak with my friend, I'm so sorry Team Knight...
Why do trans "people" say the opposite of anon?
Wizard room open2/4
>>499847457Most likely will be full by the time I get the game going but will try.
>>499847457oben again
>>499847916Okay re-opening room.
>>499847457Is it full?
3/4 Wizard room
>>4998480383/4
there's only room for ONE shitter who can't aim
brb reporting that dread wringer
>ErrorRemaking Wizard room
>>499849013It's fine, I think I got comm error'd as a result
GGs Wizardbros, gotta eat. -A.
>>499849197ggs!
>>499849197GG's!
>>499849013Hacker?
>>499849197GGs
>>499849276Laggy cunt shilling for Democrats
Goddamnit I forgot to ready up.
Room exploded again But someone else jumped in.Sorry H.Rotation is soon and we can try and team up again then.
why does every splatfest start with wahoo world in rotation
>>499847239That was me. Sorry anon.
>>499849657Ha as a contrarian, I hope she wins just for max butthurt
GG's Sorcerers!
ggs spellcasters!
first rotation over. Anyone ruler yet? I got to champion pretty fast this time!
>>499850512>>499850589GGs
GG Wizards!Remaking the room to try and hit royalty
>>499850356She's literally the establishment favorite
gg witches
3/4 Wizards
>>499849825GGs T, R, H, and BToo many losses tonight, not really feeling any more turf.
>>499850807Understandable, match making has been super rough tonight.We still got some good wins in. GGStarting Wizard room, but still have a spot open if anyone wants to join.
>>499850664>He actually thinks thatLMAO, cute. I want to put you in a bottle with some leaves and twigs
>>499851018Are you genuinely retsrded
squid game?
>A full aero spray teamWhat can go wrong?
>Still won a x10 match even after suffering 2 team wipe outs in the last minuteGo team!
i vote for woomy for 2024
>Main Power Up WE'RE NOT GOING BACK!
>>499851345>President Woomy what is your stance on Israel>squeewee
>>499852621It's time for fresh blood, I'm voting Veemo.I like her platform of big titties.
>TFW my Nintendo subscription expires exactly at the end of today>won't renew it because nothing else on switch seem to worth the online and splatoon is near end of lifeGoodbye I guess
>>499853893Goodbye anon, but you don't have to pay for NSO to keep posting Callies here.
>>499854120She is wearing socks THOUGH
>>499853893do you want to be in my family anon
GG C
>>499850925Would any magical woom like to play in 5 minutes?
>>499855291Sure, let me remake the Wizards room right now.
>>499855515T, right?
>>499855706Yes
Not doing this, sorry
>>499856536Ah well, GG
>>499854795No it's okay I need a break from splatoon anyways and there isn't much reason to play since I already have all the seasonal catalog. I will wait to see if they add splatoon 4 with server or at least higher tick rate hopefully one day then maybe I'll play again.I'll try playing the monster hunter wild demo at the end of the month to see if my computer can even run it. If it's sucks then i guess I'll just play single player games.
I'm going to call it myself since I just hit royalty.GG B
>>499853893Thank you for reminding me to cancel mine!
oh I forgot there was a splatfest today. Are you guys having fun or are you just phoning it in?
>>499857593>stuck with mine till June
>>499857924Mine ends in February. I enjoyed Splat 3 but I'm completely done with it at this point.
>>499857830Neither. Fuck these retardfests and how they're themed around threes. It was just fine when the entire thing was just two sides because there are far more ideas/things you can theme around that than with threes. The devs fucked up massively by making them three-themed.
>>499853893M? Damn I'm gonna miss you bro, I enjoyed our random turfing whenever that happened.Godspeed and hope to see you again somewhere!
>>499859203???? what about me????
>>499859680I will miss you too if you go away anon
>>499857830>turf>fun
Yebby
im gonna keep playing and i buy the online for like 15 bucks on sale on eneba
splatfests are over...poor /ink/ lost it, making stuff up in their heads...
i can tell i've peaked at this game
>>499864837Turf war isn’t a good measure of skill. I’m one of the best players here and even I lose a lot in this mode.
>I’m one of the best players hereerm that's me, actually
>>499865076>I’m one of the best playersClearly not. My current win rate is 88%
you know maybe they should consider nerfing ballpoint's ink efficiency
>>499868080ahh yes the only weapon in the game to receive nothing but nerfs since release in splatoon 2 needs more nerfs
>>499865076Name? FC? Rank?
>>499868291yes
Can someone else go back to the grandfest and check on their displayed team? I want to know if it's based on your current choice or if it's the servers remembering your shit. Thanks.
I'm looking through all the gear and surprisingly there's not a whole lot of cute stuff. No hairbands or ribbons or frills.
>>499870215biskits are the cutest
>>499866527I'm at 90% win in the hardest mode
>>499870215gender neutral bigot
woomies aren't cutepost an image if you think i'm wrong
oh fuck i forgot that you can take pics with the idols if you reach ruler! thanks grandfest
>>499869446i went there and it tells me im a "future ruler"the tv also says past vs present vs future
Ay ay!! (hehe Shiver and Frye didnt notice me sneaking out to see Off the Hook live!! This is so much fun!)
Fuuuuck I went to sleep without realizing it and missed all the roomsAnyone still playing in the wizard clan?
>rest of my team is constantly deadPro looking bad
>>499876091It's Halloween they're celebrating death
I'm dying to tristringer more and more, they get perfect kill shots from far away with poor visibility. What happened
What the fuck, why is pro so fucking garbage Why is are my teammates getting wiped out by one guy effortlessly
FUCKING PUSH YOU FUCKING PASSIVE MORONS, STOP MAKING SHIT FRONTS
>first win of the day after 7 matchesI'm losing my marbles
>>499876781it's almost like tringer on its own is a super strong (i'd even say a bit overbuffed at this point) main with a high skill ceiling that doesn't get played because snipes is the only viable backliner and thus took a long time to get a skilled playerbase
if you keep shouting at me i'm just not gonna play properly
>2 guys with zero kills in my team>they barely left spawn and let us be spawnlockedI wanna play Ranked
>not even ten games into the splatfest>four afk worthy games alreadyman
Conch clash, conch clash and then another conch clashWhere are the 10x???
reminder that 10x/100x battles mean nothing, there's zero transparency of how scores are calculated so the only genuine-ish score might be popularity because it's easy to estimate with external sourcesand there isn't even confirmation that both sides get these battles at the same timefor all you know, you might be fighting a 100x battle tooth and nail while the other side just fights a regular match with no pressure
>>499871870Are you team ninja? If so then it's simply based on order
It's always my team bringing me down
>>499879713I don't care I just wanna brag about winning them
>>499853893Not a fan of the NSO distributions?
>start off the splatfest with a x10 win feels good
You people do not learn. Curiosity just killed you.
Who else is listening to kpop while playing splatfest
>>499884413Can't. Gotta listen to all the in game sounds to be alert.
>>499884618You know you can lower the volume to hear both
>>499884413I only listen to Balkan turbofolkIf the songs you listen to don't call for an immediate war between ethnic groups you're just listening to corposlop trash
wizard woomy casts human male erection
>>499885194I have spell resistance on... it's not going up... give me a viagra potion quick
>>499884413bold of you to assume i'm playing shitfest
>>499885194I cast marriage spell
>six wizard mirrors in a rowjesus
>>499886050At least you got conches
Sometimes I get fooled into thinking my team can hold the enemy when I'm the only reason we gained the upper hand
woomy woomy on the wallwho's the woomiest of all?
>>499886050One of my only non-mirrors was a 100x win, believe in your luck
>>499886373
>10 of my last 11 games were wizard mirrorswell at least i got royal
>>499889695also it looks like you don't need to win x100 matches to get on the float anymore
>>499889695>the guy in your team gets on the opposite team next matchAnd the playerbase is s dead I can remember people's names seeing them so often "Oh it's ypu, oh I know how you play"
>>499889882You didn't know?
>>499890234i knew it was in the grand fest but i didn't expect them to keep it going
>>499890326If we're getting all four seasons once more, might as well.
>>499885194But this woomy already cast that spell >>499843060
2 matches in a row my team is much weaker than the enemy team
>>499896757Make it three, I'm fighting the entire enemy team everytime I step out of spawn and gets no help even when everyone is alive
>>499897281Ouches and Booyahs all the time?
going to makomart, need anything?
>tarokara gold x badge I'm only 20000 power wtf do they match me with
>>499898147Milk
>>499898352>20000 powerI'd expect gods to have that power yesJoking aside TW power does not matter when you don't play the mode enough to increase it like you'd do Series or X power
>>499898147a new ink tank for my ceph, she cracked it by accident.
>>499897718>CallieismThey formed a religion?! My god...
>>499898147a yebby
>>499898590Extra zero, japs and there retarded yen system confuses me
>killing the same reefslider user with another reefslider 4 times in a single matchHilarious
>>499898147a six pack of strong zero for my woomy
>>499897718unf
Didn't "Fact check" their badges but that's the fourth match against top 10 badges and the last 2 were in a row. I have to tryhard harder than in a X match what the heck
>>499902098>the games' way of balancing teams is putting a high mmr guy with low mmr childrenLmao
Sex with ocks.
>Grandfest was 43 days ago
>>499903126Not before marriage
>>499903243It was last month Uhhh... 43 days fuck
>>499903126kill yourself
ez
fuck off
>already umami again
>>499904874Bro just don't let them take the middle isle
>>499903126we are not your fetish >:/
>be only octoling in group of inklings>everyone gives me funny lookswhen will this end...
>>499905210stop being funny and you'll stop getting looks
>>499905210They're assessing if you're the "locker room corner" kind of octoling.
>>499905210What are your prices, cutie pie
Any interest in a wizard room?
>2 blasters that go 400p I had to paint so much
>>499904379cutie veemo
>first non-mirror match>10x>ninja player quits immediately
500+ latency gook moment
>>499898978Hallowed be thy floppers.
Byzantine Woomy
eunuch weyyo
>>499907672Get ethernet prenium and stop throwing
>>499908141*Eastern Roman* Woomy, barbarigger
>>499908307been using ethernet since 2019
>>499908443Not the prenium version, stop being stingy
>>499908941u
Why are there so many goddamn tri-stringer players out in the wild? Did they all somehow mix up the good bow and picked the shitty one instead or something?
>>499909017If you don't use RJ45 CAT 7 cables you're basically throwing
>>499850807>>499856997late gg all>rando joins us we become 4 gold aero team that was silly fun as we stomped so many teams.
>>499869446I just thought of something. If you go into grand fest after hitting ruler or ruler +1 is going to let you take pictures with the idols? Anyone tried this yet?
>>499909528This image's vibe is immaculate, I rate 8 takos
>>499909069a backliner with good paint and an inking special is a cheatcode for turd war
>>499885171I only listen to Belka turbofolk if the songs you listen to don't call for the immediate destruction of Osea and to conquer the world your listening to corposlop trash.
>>499910356seven nukes weren't enough
>Painbrush, Sploosh and Enperry on my teamFLAR
So many jap named in european servers, are the weebs or are they real nippons that have changed their region to play X
>>499910828Most splatfests are global, dumbo.
>>499910921The ranking isn't
Shame the maps were never customized for the seasonal fest like the plaza.
>>499911209too much worksmall indie dev
>>499911187Matchmaking doesn't care, you will still get japs in your games.
>>499911209Woah there buddy you're asking too much
All specials should fizzle at game's end. It's retarded how this is handled on a case by case basis (and yet you still have to wait for the retarded chumps to pop even if they don't count, so I can't just press Home and skip the defeat screen).
>>499911796Reminds me of an opponent that launched chumps a second too late and it could've been a game changing floor inking
Yeah the grand festival re-visit just assigns your team based on whatever slot (left, center, right) you picked for this festIt's assigning me to Past even though I picked Present
>>499912735can you take pictures on stage?
>>499912786nope, can't interact with the pledge box
>cuck some Neo Sploosh subhuman out baseracing>he gives up the match halfway through
>>499912858aw, that sucks
you're a squid now
>>499873375Mantaro, please stay with me. Live with me, be my daddy, anything for these roasties not ever lay their manipulating fingers on you.
bing bing
What a buncha goofballs, you need to aim at me to kill me
>>499914506>1 pixel from falling into the wateryou got lucky
>forgot to clip something amazing this morning>50 matches went by>can't get to that match nowFUUUUCK
I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
>>499915778Spooky netcode
Starting to realize I don't enjoy this game anymore.
Dance McFly, Dance!
>>499917910Veem ON
>>499917801What did they do to crabtank
>>499918293The player is just bad at using it
>>499919141Tell him to his face
>>499916125Quit and come back when Splat 4 comes out.
>>499919912See you in 6 years
>>499919954It'll be two at most. Switch 2 announcement this year, Switch 2 release next year and Splat 4 as a 6 month away title.
Wizard bros... I like playikg with you but does it have to be every match? Too many mirrors...
Craig and Octavio will be dead due to old age in splatoon 4
>>499920573>Already end of OctThey won't announce it till Spring and have a Christmas 2025 release date.I still feel we'll get Splat side game like an adventure where you play as Deep Cut then Splat 4 a year and half/two years after that.
>>499919539Lemme guess, bowl cut yebby?
>>499919539Maybe he should use his Crab Tank better? Retard? Badges don't matter in TW
Odds PB, evens nap.
>>499921454Are you more of a honk shoo anon or are you a snawww mimimimimi anon?
>>499920573Switch 2 was never going to be revealed this late in the year, they want to give the Switch a good final Holiday season so they want to minimize the amount of people that would hold out for a new console instead of picking up a bundle.
I'm playing with and against the same exact people over and over in mirror matches
>>499922109They're waiting to reveal it after they can safely claim the Switch outsold the PS2.
PB 0/10
>>499921630The latter I guess?
>>499922621One KnightOne Ninja
>>499922708cute...
fat veemo cannot fit in her costume
>PB full>current map rotations are both awful
>>499922918whats her costume...
>>499922918I was going to cosplay as fat veemo in the PB...
2nd Spaltoween and still no one knows what or why the moon has that massive squid monument on the moon. Whats Nintendo's game here?
>>499923208we don't knowit split whilst she put it on
>>499923609s-sexo...
nice comeback
>first non mirror in an hour>gets this crappy paintbot compAiiiie
>>499923695stop licking lemonchan
The Great Wizard Munak!
>>499923880there wasnt one for fat veemo so i improvised
fat lemonchanlemon cake
Grezar here, can you put me in spectator mode gstd
>>499924986can you put me on spectate too for 2 matches k here
>>499925090falseflag ignore
WHERE THE NINYABBIES???
I like your title p
>>499924986Fantasy don’t believe the fag’s!-Gr
>>499925090this is actually me i need to do something>>499925290rent free nono
honking weyyos big butt during splatoween
>>499925413BAD ARTIST >:(
>>499924483HNGH
>>499925532who...why...
Alright new rule, if you're going afk you need to switch your weapon and tell me what weapon it is too.
>>499924986Post your woomy's feet
>>499926149youre all in the same secret third discord why not just talk to each other there and fuck off from the general you keep shitting up
>>499926310I CAN’T HAVE A DISCORD!!
>>499926149afkers just switch to custom gootuber
How can one bad player ruin PBs for everyone by being a pissy loser
>>499926805By not being able to get in that’s why.
>>499926909Weren't there a second PB? Wgat happened to it
Can you take pictures at the hour?
>>499927269General died down. Not many /ink/ers exist to make one.
>>499927735yet people still miss out the first pb?
>>499927804No one wants to join the sloppy second pb
>>499927269Nono got blacklisted by Fantasy, Kold, Happy Sky and the rest of the transcord clique because he got gud and destroyed them with the aerospray
>>499927621>>499922621seconding
>>499928350It was one match
>>499927804It’s him and only him. And that’s all it will ever be.
I'm not lmao
haven't played yet. does the amiibo gear transform your ceph's outfit like it did for this fest in 2?
That is thanks to our no talented minion’s.
GG's PB'ers!
>>499929285kill yourself
GGs FB.
>>499929382Oh no! It’s gotten to pb’s too!GGs Mad Woomy Max
>>499929285Nope your locked into your splatfest shirt period
>>499929439fb for FREAK Battlers!
>>499922621could i get put in spectate after this match please? it's ff
>>499929553seriously? as if this fest wasn't lame enough already. bet it's because they couldn't reuse the same code since it was gender-locked, and we can't have that.
>>499929924>>499926149
>>499930030ah my bad, afk can wait then
>They kept the Grandfest poses for the Ruler floatI'm surprised
>>499929285Art sauce?
big weyyo butts...
Big yebby hugs...
can you put me on spectate for a few matches?switching to cgoo-k
>>499930030ended up switching to bpn
>>499929996A simple line of code to allow certain amiibo gear to be selectable is all it would take but they didn't write the code for it. So we're stuck with normal splatfest looks just like last years.
PB cods wrath!
Anyone up for a last hour of the rotation wizard room?
>>499931762watch them wobble and bounce!
>>499931951back, will switch to vluna
>>499932423I could
Fun
>>499930030back and switching to neo splash, i hope i'm doing this right
>>499932639Post the weyys then
>>499933016Ok I'll set up a room at the hour then and maybe we'll get a full room.
>>499933359K.
>>499929996Canned goobie meat...
wow
i fucking hate tristrike.
>>499933659I will join you then, I don't want *him* in
GGs PB
I keep forgetting that Filou is a /ink/er and forgot to greet him last match we met
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://voca.ro/18T4zIZZqAWchttps://poal.me/kl0svt
ggs pb!
>>499936593Post full
GGs pb! Thanks for hosting >>499936484
gggggggggs pb!
>>499933659Sorry anon I got distracted, you're still here?
>>499936484GGs
>>499936654https://files.catbox.moe/yf0hj2.png
GGs
you're all garbage at splatoon
I didn't get to teehee...
>>499932423>>499933659Where room?
>>499937070i know i am...
I just ate B so I'm a bit slow, sorry 2 burgers homemade
>>499937050I can’t believe it. The second time those earrings were “concealed” in bigger ear pieces.
>>499937050>only two people have something resembling costumes
begone pb scum
>>499937070You beat off to feet.
>>499938025>PearlWoomy costumeCursed
thick weyyo thighs
>>499938057Seethe nono, next time be quicker to join
Sugar crashed my brain
>>499939096fat veemo...
I'm understanding the appeal of veemlet.
GGs pb
>>499939294>>499939330kill yourself
>>499939096>>499939130Fat veemo sitting against a wall and taking a breatherFat veemo letting out a small burp as a friend brings her some water to drink
>>499939330clam blitzers...
woomingo!
>>499939480fat veemo wheezing for half an hour (she made one waddle)
>>499939506conch clashers...
>>499936879Thank you.
>>499939586woomy zari...
>>499939294she is an adorable beauty
>>499939330Too many shoes
>>499939802you’re welcome
>>499939825That she is.
*shiver bark*
>>499940141kill yourself
Oops B, I was replaying to text message forgot to click continue
>>499940141Just look at that smile...that is the smile of a truly sillty veemlet, she holds herself high but deep down she knows she's a silly little thing
>>499905918WE ARE NOT YOUR FETISH!!!!!
>>499940141I can see her slit through the body paint...
>>499932423You're done playing B?
>>499940734It's not bodypaint it's skin colored pants
>>499938497
>>499925532inappropriate, we don't deserve this
>>499941115I didn't ask for your opinion tho, it's body paint and I can see her juicy yummt tasty vulva I wanna lick lick
Callie ass.
>>499905918100 squidbux to show feet10,000 squidbux for an undulationSmiles are free
>>499941742big...
Why molest the Octolings! It's not nice!
>>499941878Supple.
>>499941450weyyo jumping up and down and his butt goes CLAP CLAP CLAP
I wish cameltoes were more widespread in media
>>499942047my butt is not big, this is rude...
>>499941450Who is "we"...
>>499942037soft and squishy
>>499942321I knew this looked familiar but I couldn't place it until now.
Marie's ass is better
>>499943124She should show the goods more often then.
>>499942047shut up...
>>499943271Only for her exclusive fans
>>499943729...i thought this was axel in harlem
>>499944079Quit staring
>>499944048kill yourself
Fucking Jappo shitters gotta ruin my 7 win placement streak.
>>499944461Commander, shall we drop Fatman?
veemonahole
>>499944637We require Tsar Bomba.
>>499944461First joey exposes himself as a racist, then nono and now goji........when will it end?
>>499945004Not gonna lie, I didn't remember that "Jap" was a slur when I saw everybody calling JP players Jappos in the Wii U days.
>>499945281I'm french and didn't know till some redditor told me once I also had to be told "cult" doesn't refer to all religions like "culte" does in french
>>499945004
>>499945509it doesn't in french either
>>499945950Le culte est la pratique d'une religion et peut aussi bien désigner la religion en elle même. En France il y avait un Ministre des Cultes dont le rôle était d'encadrer les pratiques religieuses.
guys guys I found how to fix her ugly design. Just cover her head with an armor
>>499944637Wow I summoned a Top 10 Takoroka player.
>>499945004I ran into a twitter account that just reposts Splatoon shit but the media tab is pure racist discussion and shitposting and I'm sure it's one of them
>>499825924In what way
>>499942198octolings in general
bottom heavy weyys self conscious of their big hips and lower halves...bottom heavy weyys getting annoyed and covering up
New>>499948121>>499948121>>499948121
Literally brought down by my team Stop playing Reeflux buddy you not good
>>499948304It's a mirror why do you care
>>499947664>only 3 random specific people can have a twitter account that shitposts and retweets splatoon stuffHoly rent free.
>>499949017sounds like he hit too close to home for you to lash out like that.
>>499949637>heLol you mean yourself, also I don't have an X account.
