Previous: >>499748285Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatfest: Wizard vs Knight vs Ninja is on until 10/27 8PM EST• Version 9.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v910• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
oh good this splatfest is almost halfway over
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>499948682Never ask an octo supremacist what species her boyfriend is.
GGs again.HQ: https://files.catbox.moe/ta4omd.pngThe only ones I could recognize as any specific character were p, L, k and さ. I didn't notice さ until doing the collage and thought it was pretty cool.
I wish I could play PBs again but I'm home 30 minutes late with my job
>>499949347https://poal.me/kl0svt
>knightcuck disconnects at the sight of a 100xlol
>dominate the enemy>dies cornered by special spam>rest of the team gets wiped out without me>we loseI'm indispensable
>currently at 2226.9 Wizard PowerNow I'm just more upset at how badly placements screwed me during Grand Festival.
>>499951160I believe in you reaching Top 100 anon
why do i hear clapping
>>499951160>stuck at 2000Should have played TW more often...
weyyo!
>>499951224Probably will, the cutoff tends to be around 2150 or so, was higher for GrandFes since it was 3 days and way more actual pros were gunning for it.
the first game i played in 3 was a dc so i honestly don't have any turf war outside of splatfests played
>>499951653I hate that I genuinely can't tell whether you're joking or not. In case you aren't, 2200+ is high for NA Splatfest Power in S3.
>>499951291because people are happy!
>>499952406really...
>>499952527yes! people enjoy splatfest celebrations :]
My teammates make me look good by being bad
>>499952664and not because of anything else...
I failed them again...
>>499952748what else would be clapping anon.
Any interest in a Wizard meme team?
>>499953386Who's this handsome weyy.
>>499944079that'd be more like this (there's no good tuxedo vest)
>>499954187I PUT THE NEW FORGIS ON THE BEEB
>>499949153>>499939330>the mormon couldnt even wear a costume because he wants to stay wearing his "Signature outfit" he stole from a tableturf cardkek>fantasy not calling the mormon out in his "hall of shame" section for not wearing an outfit
>>499954087it's me!
>>499953386who knows, anon...
Man matchmaking at 2000 power is just ass
>>499954708inappropriate...
>>499954573Who is me? And why is his weyyo so cute? Why did he pick the wrong team too? Now I can't play with him!
Would /ink/ like me again if I were to go back to weyyo?
Inkers, line up!Haltime is almost here so tell me...>What team you're on?>Who do you think will get the halftime?>Who do you think is gonna win this whole thing?>Which team are you fighting the most?>Which team has been easier to deal with?>Which team has been harder to fight agaisnt?
>>499955813thank you! and also, you meant the RIGHT team. and by me, i mean me, as in that weyyo is me posting right now it's me.
>>499955885we love you no matter what ceph you play as, broy
>>499955885Kold, Fantasy, Panic and the rest of the transcord hate you why do you care what pathetic no life porn addict shitters think of you when you outskill them now
>R button doesn't holdNOOOO WTF IS HAPPENING, I'M MAINING A FIZZY WEAPON DON'T BREAK!!!
>>499956271>Wizard >Wizard or Ninja>Wizard>Ninja>Ninja>Wizard
>>499956498...you've been losing to mirrors??
>>499956441you could try and change the button to the d-pad left/right if it doesnt fix itself
>>499956334No problem, but also NUH-UH.The cool yebweys picked Ninja because Ninjas are very cool and attractive...So next time make sure to pick the right team so we can actually play the game, for now all I can provide is compliments for having a good looking weyy...
>>499956441It returned to normal after I reloaded the switch... big scare
>>499956271>What team you're on?Wizards.>Who do you think will get the halftime?Wizards.>Who do you think is gonna win this whole thing?Wizards.>Which team are you fighting the most?Wizards.>Which team has been easier to deal with?Knights.>Which team has been harder to fight agaisnt?Wizards only non-mirror I've lost was to ninjas so there's that.
>>499956923It takes a long while for my brain to rewire
>>499956974wizards beat ninjas every time sooo you're still wrong but whatever!
>>499957185Nope, ninjas are better, but I forgive you since eventually we'll play together, just not this weekend.
>>499949153>every time
>>499956271>Ninjas>Ninjas/Wizards>Ninjas>Wizards>Wizards/Knights>Wizards (sometimes)
I so fucking hate the faggots with political names. Nobody fucking cares who you're voting for, nobody cares what country you want to win a war. Fuck off and die, legitimately.
>>499959320why do you care? i don't never read people's names only their splatfest titles to compare to mine lol
>>499959320You've having bad luck I haven't ran across a single one since the fest started.
fuck off
>>499955885What’s your Veemo’s attire?
>>499959529I care because I get it near fucking constantly in games and lobby posts. I'm switching my region to Japan so I don't have to see those annoying fucking hacktivist lobby posts.
>>499959320Shiver4Prez
>>499955885We prefer you as a veem less stinky that way.
>>499960361weyys don't stink, we're cleaner than inklings
Thanks for dropping by N>>499940939If this is someone else then sorry I don't check the thread while playing thus easily miss things once I start playing.
Dude I'm getting straight up raped on the maps.
My phone refused to download my file, fuck you phoneAhem... let's try again>enemy asks to be killedI oblige
people who dc are such losers it's insane
>>499960453Be nice TO YEBBIES.
>>499961687they don't even bathe...
>>499961121by whom?>>499961320True. I like to think it's not due ragequitting but even then...
>>499961121Hell yeah
>>499961716Some yebsmell is acceptable, now apologize to the yebbies.
>>499961751it's nuts to me. stop being a pussy and play the game, even if you're losing.
>>499961751By Ninja.
GUYSI found the Nintendo Approved Woomy™
>>499962312Lucky. Save the replay for prosperity.
>>499961993no, they all stink and are awful. woomies are the only acceptable ones.
>>499962452Silly STINKY weyyo, can't believe you... And here I was about to trust you, even after you picked the wrong team...
>>499962312You found the good woomy now go record her play for all to see how a Nintendo approved woomy fights.
>>499961106Yeah! Sorry about quitting like that, it wasn't on purpose and I couldn't join back.
>>499962674Don't worry its all good. Nice lag kill btw
>>499962431>>499962663It'll get wiped whenever they do another patch so here R1KB-660K-97JX-BF4N
>>499962312I love this flopshredder so much...
>>499962609well if i meet a yeb that doesn't SMELL like sweat and body odor, maybe it'll change my mind
Hosting a Spooky Salmon Run on the hour.EVP200.Host: SSInvites will be sent to pool, open to all.Doing for dailies and 1 slain king salmon.
>>499963621I only have weyyos, mostly... So I can't show you any yeb, but I do know yebsmell is very pleasant, so I would say this is a "you" issue.Once we play and you see all the cool yebs on our teams, you'll change your mind.
>2 people dcwhat a bunch of fucking cowards, imagine feeling good for winning an unfair match
An increase in weyyos as of late...
>>499963061Yes it will so go back and use the switches record function to save a few of that woomies good moments. I'll still check out the replay however.
>>499964331I'm almost out of space for videos so maybe another time.
Had a good laugh from a DC match.>JP woomy with gold aero on my team>They are the only one who hangs around for the next two rounds.>Round 3 the very moment they start a BB it makes them an a 2nd one on my team DC >Two seconds later one player on the other teams DCThat was one hell of a BB charge
>>499964262not really it's the same 5 people I always recognize
>>499964262we grow and consume>>499964165i'll trust you, but i will bully them
>>499964262If you have a veemo and are using the devil horns it hides your veems eye marks and makes her look like a weyy if you don't look at the eyebrows that is.
>>499962312what color do you want your woomy's anus to be?
Boo
>>499965760GYAAAAAAHHHHH
>>499965760>boots
I hate being a liability for my team
>>499965760way too spooky!
>>499967351Pearie
>>499965760Scary enemy.
>won't get the Ruler +1 poses on float before halftimeGoddamnit
Is Scorch Gorge different or still Tri-Force?
Let’s hear it for Tri-Color all Wizards!
>>499963647Opening.
Fat veemo sharing her candy with other cephs!Fat veemo making friends!Fat veemo getting hugs!Fat veemo being told she gives great hugs!Fat veemo being complimented on her costume!Fat veemo having a nice time!
I still wish we had gotten Pirates
>>499970145>>499963647Room canceled, no crew.
Witch duo for Tri-color, anyone?
>Knight and Ninja are both beating WizardWhat the fuck happened?
>>499970431I dont think this is what it means to ride a broom...
>>499970431Friendship Bracelet woomies?
>>499970431I’ll play for an hour
>>499970431Someone give her something to drink...
>>499970739Wizard has too many players and keeps getting bullshit mirrormatchesI have gotten almost exclusively mirror matches aside from a 100x
>>499970739>Two that lost against an overwhelmingly popular option because it won>Not a different third option to balance things out>The devs still haven't learned after two years of Splatfests and will not learn in Splatoon 4 either
Ninjabros I'm proud but this is far from over! be sure to keep pushing!Knightfriends... you were never gonna make it, but why not settle for revenge on wizards for the splatoween in splat2? make sure to focus on them in tri if you can!
>infinite mirrormatchesWitch bro's...
>>499970995fake positive ninjafaggots like you should do like samurais and gut yourselves
This prompt is so boring I only played until Ruler+1 and went to play other things
>ninja leadshave fun defending
>>499971362I am! love this map for tri
>>499971165shouldn't have picked the overwhelmingly popular team, mr. esl.>>499971168i want ninja to win because almost all of /ink/ picked witch and it'd be funny to watch them lose.
>>499971432Nice recognizable typing style you got thereBe more subtle next time
>>499971168Don't you have some broom to ride, jizzard?
>>499971359>Staying around for another Ruler mark
gg D
>>499970739For every actual match I get 5 others are mirrors. So 8 people each match who aren't getting to fight the other two teams and add points to their side. Simple math 2 teams will almost always get pointed added to their side the 3rd only has a small chance of it.
>>499971447>ESL??
>>499971609There's another pose for the float if you get +1, not my fault you didn't know
>>499971548I will! love subtleness
i dunno, i don't really care who wins, i'm just having fun :]
>He's still at it
GGs R, shame it was all mirrors.
>>499970739My last 15 wizard matches leading up to ruler were all mirror matches.The matchmaking is completely fucked for wizard. They'll win popularity and lose everything else.
Late GGs Reibi
>>499973183My thought as well but who cares at lest its been fun matches for the most part.
>>499973296p-pretty veem girl...
>>499973296Sure bro, fun.
Cute nerdy woomy.
Would any woomzard like to play some open on the hour?
>>499974872Sure!
>>499974745You took a screenshot during photo mode...
>>499974872I'll switch from Tri to Open if we get another mirror
>>499974872If you still got a slot in say about 30 minsish I'll join in then
>>499974872Yeah.
>>499975451full?
Last Halloween, Goji abducted a bunch of kids off the street and sodomized all of them.
You will never be a wizard. How do you cope?
GG's P
>>499975782>not keeping your v(eemo)cardlol
>>499975831GGs
New Wizard Open up
>>499974915>>499975451>>499974983Open
I didn't know /ink/ was this based.
>>499974941No I took a screenshot while cropping the video to try looping it, oops.
>>499976175:^)
I'm still mad that tricolor mincemeat is 10x better than the regular version.
>>499976175why'd you cut the punimaho part?FUCKING NIGGER DC'D IN A 100X
>DC on 100xI love this game.
Is there a reason why explosher-kun dropped the Shiver gimmick?
>>499976659no more new Shiver pics?
NINJAS ARE RAPING ME
>>499975745Anon dropping literal Truth here.
>>499976175why are you cropping it?
>>499976659fantasy is blackmailing her check the discord
>>499976739Here's one for you, not him tho.
>>499976780Where? I don't see them.
>>499977527Body paint
>lose the lead>teammate keeps spamming this wayI will honest to god rape the next person who does this.
>>499977956Look real close on her left leg you can see where the leggings end. Or if you recorded any booty shots before halftime you can see the normal lines from her leggings as she moves. Sorry anon she didn't paint like we thought last year. She just has some really good leggings on.
EZ clap 100x GG WitchesGonna drop to join someone
>>499978395GGs! 2/4
>>499978395GGs
>>499978464Still room?
>>499978917Remaking now
Can you match shoes with us next game, p?
Maybe I should've opened my Octo amiibo and gotten the witch hat.
>finally get 3 gold and no one fist bumps
>>499977195My Splat Tag is Feral Girl, too
>>499976176What is the Tactical Advantage of playing ink sports barefoot?
every foot post makes me happy because i know it irritates someone so badly that they have to post
>>499980717You can feel the ink you walk on instead of just walk on it. Its a comfy thing.
>>499980717Unless your woomy has sensory issues the costs far outweigh the benefitsMy woomy's soles were all scuffed and cut up when she first went barefoot, now her feet are hard calluses and she can woom across hot summer asphalt without so much as a screech
GGs wizards!
GGs
GGs wizards.
>>499982030GGs, fag game taking too long to find one last match lol.
>>499981924i really like "woom" as a verb
Any wizard rooms up?
>>499981427looks fine to me
>>499982174I woomYou woomHe she me woom
>>499982467
>>499980973cephs only have socks with gear that explicitly have visible socks, like dadfoot sandals. All other shoes are worn without socks- just look at the loafers or guppies. this means cephs wear tennis shoes and even heavy boots with no socks beneath them.Can you even IMAGINE the scent of the post-battle locker room?
>>499982770
>>499982824look dude i just like feet not smells
>>499982770>feet clipping into the floatsmall indie company
>>499982824like stinky french cheese in a fishery shipyard
Goji raped an infant until it died from hemorrhaging in the anus.
>>499982824
>>499983078You didn't notice an entire flopper was also clipping into the float?
>>499983831i like the term flopper it's really cute and makes me feel soft and warm
Still not sure how G managed to break this loser so hard but he can keep making a fool of himself until mods stop being dumb faggots and rangeban him
>>499984059they haven't banned the kys guy, don't think anything will happen
>>499984271Aren't they the same guy
Take your meds and talk about Splatoon.
>>499984829Woomies are cute.
>>499981427all ocks have big butts
>>499985535no...
>>499984760>being this newAnyone with a brain knows who the anti footfag is. It's SO OBVIOUS
>>499986143Which is why nobody has ever named him.
>>499986289>him
>>499986530girls cant be schizos
>>499982824no wonder sneakysnake blocked you kold
Wiz room 0/4
GGs L, nice finding you in Freelance.
>>499989401GGs to you too! I am glad to have encountered you in the wild
>>499989465Would you happen to have a discord?
>>499989785stop
>>499990096Don't touch me there
Goodnight /ink/Tomorrow time for some tricolor fun
>>499989785I do
>>499991046Maybe we can share usernames through a PB sometime, idk.
>>499992330sure, I could host a PB at the hour
I love it when my team overextends in the last 1 minute.
>>499992635Cool.
>>499993278open!
>>499993483Sent.
>kold looking for another person to harass both on discord and in the game after sneakysnake blocked themkek
The problem is when you're this obsessive to extreme stalker territory it's hard for anyone to take anything you say seriously because no one wants to associate or be associated with someone who's bordering a severe mental health issue that could impact their lives negatively. Once or twice trying to shit talk and cause drama around the same person? Sure, might work. But when you do it every single fucking day multiples times per thread and even when you do it about posters who have nothing to do with the person you're obsessing over? It's too much. On top of all that no one actually gives a fuck about the context of what you're saying, not even the person you're targetting. We're all too self centered, too selfish, too absorbed in our own shitty lives to care about other people the way you want us toWe had one guy here trying to do the same to two people who were good friends and kept up the same angle you're going for but went 6 years straight and nothing came of it. Why? Because no one gave a shit, but go ahead and waste 6 years of your life doing the same I'm just giving you a heads up that nothing will come of it
Woomy!
>>499998805
my wife
>>499981427BIG
so how's tri-color going for you guys? Been losing non-stop cause of other attackers.
>>499999203
>missed most of splatfest already because ive been too busy w irl shit>know i wont be finished even after splatfest endsSplat me now.
Me and my cute octo gf (have been mirror the whole day, where are the other teams!?)
>feel bad about not playing fest>realize I was going to pick wizard so I would have endlessly mirror matched anyway
Annaki boob window
Found people on pretendo at this hour.
>>500004329you know you still have a whole day to get on and pick ninja so that you can get some super seasnails when it ends
>>500008196Nice. I still need to set up my CEMU to do this.
>>500009616I had it set up for awhile since I have no space on my desk to do real hardware since I never measured my tv and tower for this desk since I upgraded. Since beforehand I did with my older TV and PC.
1king fifs at rot?
>>500009876Oh? Maybe it's time to get Cemu again and set it all back up. I need to play the first Splatoon again for nostalgia's sake!
>>500010389Go for it! Not hard to set up just have to play to work out the stuttering due to shader cache. Async helps in that case though so things just pop in if you don't have a shader cache.
I fell all the way from 2000~ to 1900 power and now my teammates are even worst I keep falling down I'm epxected to fight a .52 and Nautilus head on
>>500010314sure
>>500010550Who knows? We may even encounter each other.
Man this is the sunday plqyer poool, complete garbage
Ah finally good teammates that know what they're doing, I hate gambling
>>500011065Eh probably! Depends on my mood since I was craving for S1 for abit just now! If you do wanna add me on pretendo it's still Nekolin so yeah. Also this might be cursed for some people due to 4k and PS4 buttons.
>>500000610I'm the same, I just got home after a whole day of doing stuff and 5 hours of driving. I was busy on Friday night, and I will be busy tomorrow too.Right now is my only chance to play in this Splatfest, but it's 1am, I feel really wrecked and just want to close my eyes...
ggs fish woomes
GGs salmon woom!
GGs nice gold
Lidten up here, latest whacky balance idea:They should reduce explosher's ink efficiency more
The paintbot team.... wish we were more aggressive but 2 longrange
You dumb fucking jet, you're supposed to shoot at the enemy not just the ground. That's my job, know your place
anyone on team ninja wanna tricolour?
>>500011470Well, just redownloaded Cemu, now to find where I placed those files for Pretendo, lol.
>>500014723i can play at rotation, if you were to be available still
>>500015160I'll be, just reply again then
I'll never get a x100, I've been playing to ruler 3 or 4 I can't remember. I own 4 festival clams since yesterday So many mirrors
Another fucking conch clash
>>500016804Why do you care tho? Your team already lost
Anybody got a pic of a salmonid with a smug/knowing/lusty look? I find myself in need of one for something.
>>500016804Would you rather have a 100x and lose?
Got recommended that DUDE black streamer guy livestream on the youtube he's playing MG but he's so stiff and slow. He charges fizzy so slowy, all he does is charge on the enemy expecting to get them by surprise like he's a .52 and he has his teammates to thank for most of his kills with how badly he approches the enemy, this is painful to watch.
>>500017903
>>500015240alright i'm ready, sorry for the delay
>>500018836room's up
>>500018751hes probably using it as a bitmost of the time he uses .96 deco which isn't exactly the best pick for turf war
wizard in the mirror matchninja in the back lineswhat team can i take
Team Wizard's official themehttps://youtu.be/Z9NYDgbKsBE
what makes me a good woomy?if i was a bad woomy, i wouldn't be squiddin' here, discussing it with ya, now would i?
let's switch to open if next match is still a mirror
>>500020019https://youtu.be/MuZf8BhIelo?si=DAOd1iLuyQdCThcb
>>500020139alright yeah, there are more mirrors than what i expected in this team for tri
fought a consortium of veemos
got banned M?
Who else is listening to kpop while playing tricolor
>>500022012if you listen to any outside music during a game you lose situational awareness
great comeback
>>500022012I feel like I'm obligated to tell you that know one gives a fuck that you listen to kpop, especially while playing the game. The only time I ever see this question get brought up is alongside kpop so I can only assume you're the same fucking guy asking this every single time
>>500024762guys dont listen to kpop
>>500024762>He doesn't know
GGs F
gggggs M!
pulled this W outta nowhere
>>500024215I just play casually >>500024762maybe someone else listens here
>wake up, decide to hop into a quick battle >100x battle>oh fuck>we fucking barely win i've literally never been in one before i am cumming irl
>>500030954
Goji locks children in his basement and stabs holes into them which he proceeds to fuck and cum into.
>>500002363Always a fresh woomy
Why can't we have nice things outside of mods?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAafJaVHnzU
i'm tired of side order but my autism prevents me from stopping until i 100% it
>>500033679Now we just need barefoot schoolwoom Callie
>>500030867>>500031096Good woomy Live onLive freeLeave footprints everywhere you go.
I did my part. Now I can rest
Pearl and Marina from Off the Hook endorse Kelpmala Harris!
>>500030867>>500031096woom on little woomer
You get 100x and 333x while I haven't had a 10x in hours :'(
>>499948376too late
>>500038397I've had one 10x and 2 conch clashes the whole fest. Since they left the hit ruler get on the float I just don't care if I hit a 100 or 333. I might still care if we got the huge check pictures again for winning them. I miss those it was simple but it made it worth it.
>>500038397I got a 10x right near the beginning of the fest, nothing else so farnogami please
Show me the yebs.
Anywom SR?
>>500041445yebbers
>>500042058Blebby on the wrong team, tsk, tsk, tsk.
>>500041816I could
Adorable midget octopus.
>>500042581Just in time before I got into freelance. Woomin up.
>>500042732Count me in as well
>>500041445smells
>>500042885Apologize.
>>500042720Safe to say I'm a Shiver convert now.
>>500043202
>>500043092no, they're stinky
Ugly make-up korean football face
octothot is too sluttyBig Man is the only waifu for me
>>500042720>>500043202>>500044049Love Shiver
>>500045047What did Big Man mean by this?
Crust Bucket is the place to rockIt is a restaurant where they buy food to eatIt is a good place to listen to the musicPeople flock here to get down to the rock musicRock 'n' Roll Crust BucketRock 'n' Roll Crust BucketRock 'n' Roll Crust BucketRock 'n' Roll Crust Bucket
GGs SR room
GG's Salmonators!
ggs fish woomyas part 2
>>500045509>Not posting full veemo
Why Big Man clip so much
I hate eating food, I always feel miserable after a meal and play badly. Digestion is a waste of energy and makes waste I wish I could directly transfert nutrients in my bloodstream and remove my digestive systemI think we as a species, the superior species of this planet, need to discard those primitive traits maintained from necessity and move forward to a super-optimal future of endless progress not letting these old ways constrain us.Endless gaiming always in top shape, this is the future awaiting us.
>>500047252small indie company
>>500047252fuck off
>>500045358Based Man
>>500047252deep cut was originally a duo and big man was an afterthought
>>500047397Nice try, Tartar was an orderfagYou merely flirt with chaos, I have become itMy body is a tomb and I am its lichI fuel my corporeal phylactery with the flesh of beasts, I only grow stronger with every burger I consoom
>>500047252Because his power cannot be contained
>>500047397Tatar said no more woomy poopy time?
>>500044146ur weyyo is STINKY.
>>500047252When you roam the earth on your two penises, no-clipping through every other structure you come across becomes a non-factor.
weyyo got an apple for halloween.... :(
>>500049021apple with peanut butter is godtier though
>top 500 tarokaka during my 333x>unimpressive badges in my team>immediately spawnlocked>me breaking throught to their spawn did barely anything but remove their crappy charger tailing meLITERALLY FLAR Alright done with playing solo this splatfest, anyone wanna make a room
Hi St, just lost a 333x btw so I'm a bit down morally Will try to make it worthWizard room 2/4 if anyone wanna join us
>>500050778Well you didn't stay long, GG I guess
>>500049984>>500050431Love Porl
>hit royalty>shit maps>next 10 rolls are all trashYup, time to hit the square.
>>500051623Same.
>>500048694*smells goodftfy
>>500052201*stinks good
>>500052201Nuh-uh!!Stinky wizard weyyo... Rude to yebbies too...
Wommies dress for Halloween.
>>500053936cute kiwiwoomies
>>500053936Sillies.
>>500053936Very cute
>>500053936how can you play dymano with no arms
>>500054432Beak power.
>>500053936extremely good woomers
Going to be making a wizard open room shortly after rotation If anyone wants to join in.
>tricolor is nothing but mirrorsnice fest
I play this game only during splatfest for snails I will never ever use
>>500058403I don’t understand why people hate mirrors so much. It’s just turf war.
>>500058817Because you're playing a match that gives 0 clout and adds nothing to the fest
>>500058403Tricolor is always 90% mirror. Remember the old way at launch? You got a tri maybe once every 10 matches.
>>500057425I'll play for an hour-ish.
>>500057425Going to make room shortly if anyone wants to join in.
>>500060883Name?
>>500057425>>500060883I'll give it one last hurrah.
>>500060680Right as I posted >>500060883 I'll set the room up in 5-10mins
>turflet flingza throws the gamefaggot
>>500060883>>500061075I hope I joined the right room
>>500062049>make a room>host doesn't say his name>people have to guess who to joinWhy do this happen every splatfest?
>>500062231Because we just want /ink/, no regular people.
>>500062231newfag
Explo is your lobby for /ink/?
>>500062498Yeah, feel free to hop in.
>>500058817>It’s just turf war.Exactly. If I want to play this dogshit game mode it may as well matter for something.
>Make a password locked room>Still be in the poolWhat are you doing Cranberry?
I played all the way to Ruler without seeing a single Knigga. I thought Ninja are the ones who are supposed to be hiding?
>>500063189I've had more ninja mirrors then knightsNo matter how well they do if they're really this unpopular then I think this might be a ninja win
GGGGGGGGs t and M, sorry for coming uninvited; need to get some work done now.Take care and thanks for short fun rounds.
GG B and M
>>500062997Playing Splatoon 3&Playing Splatoon 3 with /inkCan be completely different.
>>500065338Not when everyone else is in the pool, discord circle jerking can fuck off
Getting up to mischief with silly /ink/ers...Doing silly things and humorous acts together...
I just don't want nono joining my lobby and I'm too kind to block him
Any cleric rooms up?
>>500066736Based and G_D pilledI joined team Ninja simply because team Cleric did not exist. Maybe in Spl4t...
>>500066620He didn't join anyone's room in weeks, stop trying to fake drama
>>500068208All drama here is fake.
>>500068858Even the Nono-Grezar one?
That'll be it for me, GG's p!
>>500068996Yes, because the trolls here use it whenever they want.
>>500069084GGs
>>500068858Do you think footschizo secretly loves feet?
>>500069513Hell yeah
>>500014951Nice and you'll run into me if you got it running since I was asleep when you replied to me so gonna assume you did! Also might need this for some people since I do see a tako here and there at times. So those extra sounds and such will help that out.https://gamebanana.com/mods/448229
>>500069513every accusation is a confession, he's like a democrat
>>500070270Nobody asked for your mods you fucking useless faggot.
Grezar viciously raped and murdered a three year old boy this morning.
>>500070686nono still hasn't gotten over that denied friend request...
>>500071359He got blocked by him, that's even more insulting
How is it that when we face you we suck! But when you go up against everyone else, you’re complete trash!
What’s it like only using your Switch for Splatoon 3? Where do you leave the Switch when you’re done?
Welp, hate to end it on two losses but I think the fatigue is setting in.GG's, Wizard room!
>>500074980In the dock? Are there actually handheldfags around?
>>500075356I'm on handheld but I leave my Switch in the dock when I'm done.
I had to see this and now you have to
>>500074980I have other games but as in late... Splatoon 3 just sits in there due to playing other games on PC... I do switch the cart once in awhile just for Splatoon 2.
>take care of our side>the other attackers sell so hard they invalidate our efforts
Whatever, your team is trash and you won’t amount to anything.
>>500074980My Switch only leaves the dock for when I need to take the SD card out, but once my interest in this game is gone my Switch will join my PS4 in the same drawer it's been for the past 3 years.
>>500077054that's just like... um... your opinion man
>>500080956that's not a wizardthat's a witch can't you tell which is witch
Sexo
>>500070270Ah neat, I remember this mod. Never knew you used tako sometimes.>>500070486Nobody fucking asked for your input, nigger.
>>500076846literally who
>>500081451You're doing this on purpose, racist retard.
>>500082317Cry more, cunt.
Would you stop your gay slap fights and just talk about the game? Nobody cares about your tranny Discord drama.
>>500082885Dead game, FLAR, Nogami's at fault, etc.
>>500082885the game is shit, nothing to say
>>500082939>Dead game Plenty of people playing still.>FLARGet over it or don't play.>Nogami's at faultI mean, things aren't perfect at all, but he's also the one that directed these games and we still enjoy them.
>>500082986Then why are you here?
>>500083369Just to suffer.
>>500083369Squidkids!
>>500083442I can't argue with that, fair.
>>500083214x-rank is dead and the rest of the modes are shitalternating between forced wins and forced losses is not fun, you barely get any even matches where playing the game actually mattershe directed the game straight off the bridge and it's in the freefall into mekong river rapidswe don't enjoy shit games
>>500083596You apparently love shit games if you're still here and have been. I'm not denying the issues with the game, 3 has a lot of problems, but most people in this general still play it.
My wives.
>leading with 45%>zap and jr ink all over our base in last 10 seconds and hand victory over to defendersBravo.
>>500081451I did it a few times but mostly go back to woomy but I'll probably do it for giggles here and there. Also don't give him attention just ignore and move on.
>>500083798i love what the game used to be, and if i get more people to complain about real problems and not just eat them up, it has a chance to not turn into another mario kart
I want a singleplayer-only splatoon game
would've been on team witch, but they had go and to change it to wizard to make sure the Splatoween theme was 0% spooky, so I went with knights instead
>>500083596the only constant is you
>>500087142wizards are witchesthey're literally female wizards you moronlike do you also just think mares aren't horses because they're not called horses?
>>500086348I'd like to see a coop campaign, or more PVE modes.
>>500087298im more of a sine function
>>500087447I'm not going to try and argue with about types of magic user, so let me put it this way: if you liked mermaids, but the fest team was "team merman" or "team merfolk", would you think it was equally as good as "team mermaid"?
>>500087447There are no female wizards, just They/Them Magic People.
>>500088571yeah because merfolk are mermaidsIf I like mermaids I like the general idea of fish peopleIt's not that deep
>>500065289GGs T & M10x conch win that was nice
>>500089046by the way Merfolk vs Fairies vs Gnomes is kind of a fire splatoween idea
>>500086348Deep Cut platforming adventure game I want it.
>>500089529Shiver - SpeedFrye - FlightBig Man - Power
>>500089784SHIT ROCK YEAH
>>500089046so I imagine you'd be fine with "team gourd" over "team pumpkin" for a splatoween theme, then? because pumpkins are just gourds after all.
>>500086348Metal Gear Rising but with cephs
>>500087298if i'm such a constant, it shouldn't be hard to balance matches around my constant performancebut no, every game is a stomp either wayhalf the time we win with zero challengehalf the time we lose with zero chance
What's up with all the new names in the pool I have never seen before?
>>500090378It was tested out in game already.
>>500091441Splatfests will do that.
>>500091441Welcome to splatfests in the pool with a bunch of random names you have no idea who they are.
>>500091441splafest brings out the tourists
>>500091727>>500091916>>500092014Not asking to be rude or anything, but what's the logic of joining the pool of a community you have no interest in being part of for a single event once every month or so? I don't even see these people joining or hosting rooms.
Im trying to play side order on ryujinx, and I can get into the plaza, but when I enter the building the emulator crashes, anyone know how to fix this?
>>500092327Probably shy or just play during the splatfests is my guess.
>>500092327I don't understand the logic of people who only play splatfest.
If Woomy eats too much sugar, does Woomy get zoomies?
>>500092604nta but right now i get it, what else is there to do games not getting new content and only new splatfests well get are rehased themes. also the few rooms still hosted fill up so fast by the same people and i dont think grinding (gambling) for x power is fun.
>>500092743Woomy dies.
>>500092993No... That's not fair...
>>500091441When I looked in the pool I see a mix of names of people who haven't been playing at least in the pool for a year or more and the usual set of names that always show up for events. I figure some are from /v/ and others are rando's that know of us.
>>500092743What happens is woomies eye get extra large and she starts saying WOOMY at 3x normal speed till the sugar rush wears off.
I'm not a drawfag but I'd like you all to post your cephs more often, game may be dying a slow deserved death but cute cephs are eternal
>>500094497but then I get called an attentionwhore and put on a list or something
>>500092538Are you using a AMD GPU by any chance? I know it haves issues on those cards.
>>500094497I just post cute cephs and post mine sometimes.
Utsuho...
>>500094497you can have A ceph
>>500094732Embrace it
>>500092327I’m assuming people forget they joined the pool and are too lazy to remove themselves. Or they are lying in wait till something happens and they can be the new /ink/.
Wizard room for 2 or 3 matches? I'm 45 points away from Ruler, and I want to be on the float with /ink/ers.Room up.
the coordination couldn't be any more clearer
>>500094497I'll post my S1 if that makes it far.
>>500095220You are genuinely schizophrenic.
NOGAMI YOU'RE CHAFING MY TITS RIGHT NOW JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING COLOR CHIP
>>500094497obsessed schizophrenics have made that impossible please understand
Is nono asking to be drawn again? Pathetic
Mirror match after mirror match, but I mean of course, right? Everyone picked wizard because it's obviously the best out of the 3 right? I mean Ninjas are cool, but fucking wizards are magical!
Is the wizard hat and boots from last years event? If they're not, how do I get them?
>>500096416octoling girl amiibo
Wanna play tricolor maybe? Wizard here
>>500095203You guys wanna keep going until we all get to Ruler?
>>500094758Im using a shteamdeck
>>500097269Welp can't help you there since I only have a desktop. I would say look around the Ryujinx discord before it gets the lock and nuked.
dead game
Can splatfest end already so J*ey fucks off for a while?
post salmon NOW
>>500097898Thanks ill give it a try
>>500094732being put on a list is just proof that you're living rent free in some schizo's head
>>500097981
>>500097923I like him tho
No one wanted to play with me this splatfest, haven't felt this lonely since when I chose team Bread
>>500098040kys Joseph Mitchell
>>500098638I chose team ninja, literally haven't played a single match this fest
I've played nearly 40 tri-colors and literally every one has been a mirrorIf wizard has any less than 80% votes, then it's confirmed Nogami is rigging the matchmaking
>>500098486ew, go away great tusk
I say give this W to Big Man.
Last match for me
>>500098915Joey is a barafag too Also GT is a bigger faggot than I thought, he ghosted everyone for no reason. Joey is less of a faggot
>>500098915whomst?
GGs wizroom.
>>500099228oh, well good riddance to him. at least joey keeps it to himself. i do find it odd he betrayed the big man team this time around >>500099276notorious resident barafag that apparently disappeared recently. just know we don't tolerate your kind here
>>500099540GGs.
>>500099694/ink/ has had barafags since ancient times, a bit late to try to keep them away
>>500099694>just know we don't tolerate your kind herethat's nice dear
>>500099856Cute cephs
Don't forget to wash your Splatfest T.
oh hey, non-mirrors do exist
I'm playing tricolor alone since no one wanted to join my room earlier... you've got no heart /ink/
extremely based plaza post
>>500100742You're a shitter, I play with good players only
>fellow defender so bad I fought an entire team on my own while having to watch my own back for the other team
>>500100742I fucked off immediately after hitting ruler yesterday. I have idol creepshots to take.
I only played 2 matches with a /ink/er today, all my attempt at making rooms got ignored
>muh no one joined my room woe is me!If you weren't such a pitiful leech maybe people would pay more attention to you
All of you motherfuckers picked team wizard, you owe me float pics
>>500101743When are we playing, yebber.
>>499998337tldr youre a schizo mormon kold take your meds
>>500102273Sorry this is all I got.
I'm a splatfest only guy and this thread is why I don't come back here often, most of you guys belong in a looney
On a scale of 1 to 10 how over is it for team wizard
>>500103129>most of you guys belong in a looney>a looney
>>500102837Cute beeb
>>500100742Sorry anon but personally I didn't like either one of those tri maps the first time they were used so I didn't even touch tricolor this time around.
>>499998337who is this even about
>>500103129>turf war:I>turf war at night8O
>>500103129Or have a real world job. That's a punishment for many.
>>500103497yesit's turf war but with teams to make our tribalism-hardwired monkey brain neurons activate
>>500103373True!
>>500103129Hello British anon
>>500102837ah she looked nice>>500103654but then she opened her eyes to reveal the worst eye color. why, anon?
>>500103807Don't worry, it's only temporary. She'll go back to red eyes by the end of the week and take a long vacation inside a NFC tag.
cute
>>500105545If Nintendo had soul this would have happened during grand fest instead of someone having to make it.
>>500017903Not great, but it's something.
>>500106135is this the game kold likes
>>500106135PON PON PATA PON
>>500107592>>500108293
>>500108436Yeah, I figured.If it makes you feel any better, I can't stand the bitch either.Unfortunately, my autism wouldn't allow me to make the Shiver image and not also do the Frye one since they're both from the same drawing.
>>500108714How can you not love the Goblina?
>>500092538The weird thing about this is I can access the dlc, but when I walk into the tower it crashes it, does the dlc only work online or some shit? Someone direct me to a 7.0 update nsp of the game before I put a drill in my dickhole. Im not a fed btw and I dont work at nintendo
>>500109082She could fit all of Jupiter inside her skull and still have room for about 15 Earths.
I just can’t do it I can’t take this shit no more man
>>500109082For one, I see her as an icon for all the obnoxious footfaggotry that's taken place since splat2's friendship bracelet. I also find her personality equally obnoxious. She's a fighter, who can't fight.She' by far the easiest boss, and talks the most shit during splatfests, but gets her ass handed to her by larger margins than any other.She's both unrelenting and incompetent, which is the perfect combo for overstaying her welcome in all of five seconds.If she just shut up and put some shoes on, I could probably like her.
>>500109752I like her indian singing
>>500109082Looking at her character model tends to do the trick.
>>500109752>She' by far the easiest bossNah the easiest one is Big Man I have faster times on him than Frye or Shiver.
3922 1313 3427Time changed to reset
bad cephs
Me before grinding X rank only to end up stuck at the same power as every season.
>>500110673So the week after it'll change again. Due to the clocks falling back an hour.
>>500112009Oh yeah. Also it'll change even more because I'll probably put it 1 rot or 1 hour before reset. The poll vote for 1 rot went up by 1 after I posted the new time.
I suppose we... Won?
>>500109082>>500110168
>>500112703Head still not big enough in proportion to the rest of her body
SR on the hour for dailies/king salmon?
>>500114106shore
gg ninja!
A huge W for the ninjala community...
WHERE MY NINJABBIES???
>>500114106Room's up.Host: SS
nothing I love more than fighting my own team for 90% of the fest and then losing all 3 clout counts
>>500114106>>5001145763/4
how can such a retarded option win
>>500114734Predictable
>getting actually mad over a fucking splatfeststop whining like such a little bitch
Everyone can relax now just hit Y on your keyboard and get Woomy
Cephs getting big bags of candy after Splatfest!
Now we can play the modes that actually matter.
If anyone can direct me to a 7.0 update nsp of the game I will personally draw you a drawing of your ankling (im a professional illustrator btw)
LETS GO NINJAS!! We stay in the shadows and get that W without even sweatin'
>>500115514Yeah, SZ is on open right now but the maps are kinda doodoo.
>Simping and shilling for Big MemeUnironically fucking unalive yourself. You are worth less than cowshit.
>>500115838Was on wizard, but Big Man is still based and is worth more to society than you will ever be
>>500115838>unalivego back to tiktok
>>500115838>unaliveNigger.
>goober>vrollerHoly FUCK this rotation is ass
>>500115923>>500116053>>500116069>Still shilling for Big MemeJust fuckin' kill yourselves unironically, faggots. Big Man is a faggot character made for niggerfaggots like you and the faggots on Xitter to "stan". Your lives are unironically worth less than a fucking gnat's life. Being an adult is realizing that Big Man is a retarded, forced "meme" made for babby faggots like you three, lmao.
someone thinks you have issues
>>500116234please get angrier, it entertains me
>500116234low quality bait
>>500116234Cope Calliefaggot
>>500115571Herehttps://nsw2u.com/splatoon-3-switch-nsp-xci-nsz-v922
CHINGER CHAGGER NINJA DAGGER
>>500117324IP grabber link
>>500117324If that shit works i thank you greatly>>500117445Link could send a hacker to my house to fuck me up the ass as long as it works im happy
>>500116462>>500116760Please tie the noose around your neck, at least Callie has a fucking personality, unlike Big Faggot.
>>500117684never said i didn't like callie, but i enjoy big man because he's cool and squishy
>>500117324Sent to nintendo haha
>>500115571why do you need 7.0 specifically
>>500117684>Image has a Splatfest tee with Big Man's teamLOL get rekt fag
>>500117929>Ignores the fact I'm calling you a faggotImagine missing the fucking point, nigger
>>500118094You're mad You're acting pretty retardedSort of like Callie lmao
>>500118094No I saw, I just seriously don't care and think it's funny how butthurt you are over a fictional anthropomorphic manta ray
>>500117902Because ive seen a lot of people say that the updates after 7.0 make things in side order work only with online, so I need 7.0 to access side order without the shit crashing is what im thinking
>>500118217>>500118252Funny, the biggest giga-retard here is you for being a faggot, a retard, screeching like a fucking nigger and refusing to grow up. Thanks for absolutely proving my point, kek. Even the Fryefags are more civilized than you niggers.
>>500118606ah yes, they're the ones screeching, definitely not you lel
My wife (also my wife in the background)
>>500118606cute ftm
ggs fsh
>Big Meme and Shiver tied for Splatfest winsFuck this game
>>500114448Is that game still dogshit?
GGs SR Crew.
>>500118704Now I believe you're just being dense as fuck and retarded on purpose, though that's nothing new for niggers like you kek
excellenr use of killer wail, ko1d. yes yes good goy help me kill the big shots
>>500119048i genuinely thank you for making me cry laugh with the sperg out, i haven't laughed that hard in a while
>>500119153I'm genuinely laughing a fucking lung out at how much of an obvious fucking nigger-shill simp you're being for Big Meme
>>500119412summer ended already u fuckin clown
>>500119412>>500119508poor woomy will freeze to death...
>>500119569Woomy is too silly to understand body temperature
>>500119569not unless i give her hugs and keep her warm
>>500119642only hugging will be between you and a bear sized cellmate, paedofile
>ninja wonNINJA NINJA, RAPNINJA NINJA, RAPNINJA NINJA, RAPGO NINJA, GO NINJA, GOGO NINJA, GO NINJA, GOGO NINJA, GO NINJA, GOGO GO GO GO
>>500119746I'M NOT A PEDO!!!!! I THOUGHT SHE WAS 18!!!!!!
seems like every time I don't pick big man, he sweeps
>>500119828"i thought" won't fly in court pal, you're coming with me
>>500117324
>>500119508She's woomystralian and says naur a lot
I didn't make it to ruler
>>500121293I was indecisive on which team to pick and didn't play
>>500121293You had 48 hours
>>500121293I made it to Ruler during last two rotations, playing solo for most of it.
>>500121930leave
>>500121930Wait a minute that's a weyyo.
Grandfest animationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqchPBIRQr0
>>500122449Male cephs wear longer spats
i am so fucking tired of side order i just want to be done with it
>>500123584Yes return to the metro
>>500123757I JUST WANT TO GET THIS FUCKING CHIP BUT THE GAME IS KEKING ME OUT OF IT
>>500123584>Repetitive linearity and order is mind-numbingly boring after a while Shocker
>>500123998ugh fuck i'm just trying to 100% it so i don't think about it anymore and the WORST part is getting the chips 100% filled out
>>500123875What chip do you need?
>>500124343i still need rush ink coverage, turf drone gauge, rush knockback, and some of the lucky ones. i was pulling my hair out over the weapon specific ones
side order is such asshole. it's fun for 5 minutes then you get everything out of the dlc. the rest is the same. i'm going to jump off of a cliff.
>>500125269Order suit thoever
>>500125371what about it
>>500125371Well I ORDER Eight and her turbodyke family to get on my peepee this instant
>>500124503you don't "need" them. you're just too invested into a grindy rngfest to quit. you're no different from a gachafag, except you pay with time instead of money. shoulda quit way earlier and then relentlessly shat on the entire premise everywhere on the internet so that ngmi never pulls this stupid shit again, but you won't because you love the grind so much you are a fucking belt sander.
it was okay for side order to be mid because it already had a good single player experience at launch unlike splatoon 2
>hungry>think of how good the food looks in splatoon>get hungriergfdi
>>500125815The food's super greasy thougheverYou're getting a cardiac arrest on a plate every time you hit up the Crab n Go
>>5001258033's base singleplayer was not as bad as 2's, but it's still baby mode shit.
I skipped this splatfest.I guess I really was that tired of this game.I wish I could enjoy it again.
>>500125914the pescetariat stuff looks really good too thougheven still, i dont care, im HUNGRY
>>500126037>but it's still baby mode shitsir this is a children's game
>>500126479Your ceph is only getting stale fries and floor popcorn
>>500126702If it's a children's game why am I allowed to take pics of woomy butts?
>>500126363>want to turn my brain off to enjoy it again>brain too bigiktfb
>>500125371>thoevercease at once
>>500126479SEANWICHES AT A CHEAP PRICE!?!?
dear woomy those spats make your butt look bigger than an oil tanker
>>500127795Truck beeping noises come from her every time she backs up, she can't make it stop
>>500127319Because butts are funny.
>>500117324>still crashes with 7.0Owari da
>>500126702just because it's for kids doesn't mean it should be easyif anything, it should be hard but rewarding, denying their little developing brians of cheap dopamine will make them grow up with a stronger will
More licenced gear made real.
>>500128925yippee. more stuff that will never come to the west.
>>500128925kier jacket...
Marina touches yebs non-consensually
>>500129391he never drew unsolicited guro of my ceph :(
>>500128854Now I'm remembering all those cringeworthy FROMdrone comics /v/ used to love to post about le earning your le fun
>>500130189fromshit is the other extreme, makes everything too tedious to be enjoyable. balance is somewhere in the middle.
Dinged 20 points for this and it shows as Wave 1 defeat, what the fuck Nogami
>>500123757Reminder that the metro folk are all rooting for you as you go thru the challanges
humanmenmi
mammalians are gross.could you imagine being hairy and producing your own body heat? disgusting.
>>500131141Fromsoft is not tedious and splatoon singleplayer is not braindead easy they’re both fun in their own ways
>>500126363I used to go through this till I tried playing the other games and just realize I was just tired of Splatoon 3. Unless you only have Splatoon 3... Then kinda SoL on that end.
no respectable adult would ever wear this, even in Japan
>>500131912I've never seen this error message before, definitely don't deserve the -20. The Switch should be able to monitor whether or not a problem is player made or caused by Nintendo in some way because losing 20 points isn't just needing another win, it's 2 wins to compensate and that's like 20 minutes of your time wasted which is worse than most bans that are usually 10 minutes
>>500137002I would but I reach the point of not caring any more... I did when I was younger where I was embarrassed to wear vidya related stuff around my high school and up to mid 20s. Now if I like it... Then I'll wear it.
>>500137002Well it's a good thing I'm none of those.
Which one of you was this?>>>/g/102996451
>>500138151
real squigga hours
>>500137002I would buy and wear that octoking jersey but I'd only wear it around the house, it looks super comfy
>>500138596>reminded of the drunk Marie botGod fucking damnit.
Big man lured me backstage and raped me
>>500141278Skill issue
>>500141278You're so lucky
>>500137002tf you're talking about? These look fresh. most the splatoon clothes look like stuff you could just buy from a brand so it dsmv0helps
woomy ASMR
>>500143572Woomy gently wooms in your ears binaural asmr + Manmenmi sleep aid
>ninja sweeps pro, open and triYup, that was the obvious outcome. It was definitely surprising that despite all the mirrors wizard still managed to take second place. Probably because Shiver has fans and Frye doesn't.
GO NINJA GO NINJA GO
I only played a dozen non-mirror matches
You like her, don't you
>>500134641trial and error damage sponges throwing huge hitboxes are tedious by definition. frustrating the first time, formulaic the second onwards. they lack foreplay, so to say, most things from bosses do are exclusive to them. unforgiving but also unfun.splatoon's bosses don't have that problem, most things they do are either baisic enemy thing but bigger or can be intuitively deduced without inching back and forth to see how misaligned the hitbox and the visuals are. the problem is that everything is way too forgiving, they are afraid of challenging the player.there is zero reason why, say, parallel canon should be this easy, especially considering how stupidly overpowered you can get with chips. there's no reason why they should attack one by one. there's no reason why they should have baisic redhead octoling ai that wanders around aimlessly when you're not engaging and can't hit the broad side of the barn with a blaster. there's no reason why they should have nerfed weapons (including still broken brush ai). there's no reason to give you enough time to recover both ink and turf after a wave. there's no reason for such a massive wide open stage with get out of jail launchpads. the most frustrating thing is that we already have examples of actually good vs player levels, both from oe, with gps putting you in a "between hippo and water" situation where just giving the same easy baisic opponents a goal puts you in their line of fire (and, you know, you have to circle the stage and defend from multiple of them at once while keeping enough turf up to do so), and ia3 that gives you an actually aggressive equal opponent that will relentlessly go after you. but no. even with gps being a baisic level and pc being supposedly a boss, they didn't just not put any effort into making pc a challenge, they intentionally dumbed it down in every single way. and that permiates every orfice of every singleplayer other than octo expansion's pink line and scarce postgame levels.
>>500138596sauce?
>>500145545'Member Girl Power station?
>>500145208Like isn't strong enough, I love her
>>500145208Bitch is gonna catch a cold wearing thatShe can have this pink slopsuit I found freelancing
>>500146460tldr yes, that. they should make levels around gps's difficulty midgame levels, and then harder stuff on top for endgame and bosses.
>>500145208Imagine what the salmonids would do if they got their hands on her
>>500148612Trip balls then pass the bong and deeply contemplate whether waging war on the surface dwellers is actually in their best interests long-term
>>500148612die thanks to all the toxins in her tentacles, she'd actually be better at fish killing than cephs
