Short-Lived Meerna EditionPC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM>News:Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of very low or very high rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>499641595
>>499792430new bread postdo i need to avoid talking to minthara before knocking her out to recruit her? i want to recruit her at the camp because luring her to the grove breaks my vowalso does knocking her out at the grove attack kill her?
>>499792617>Oath>EVIL JEWESS DROWnah
Gentle missionary with eye contact and handholding with Astarion
Never forget Gortash rape
POOPY ON MY PENIS POOPY ON MY PENIS
how can any of the other women compete with this?
>>499792617knocking her out anywhere in act 1 is fine. i've done it at the goblin base and the grove (tho at the grove sometimes zevlor smites her and she dies so i 9/10 i do it at the goblin base)
Okay, so... Shadowheart just kinda schlicks to Shar and the idea of being a Dark Justiciar the entire time were going through the gauntlet... we get to the nightsong, Im all "do whatever you want, idgaf" she thinks about it for 2 whole seconds, then just says naw fuck it and fuck Shar.
After being told it is painfully unfunny time and time again, attentionfag proceeds to give up entirely on its attempts at comedy, citing the age-old cope mantra "I was just pretending to be retarded and unfunny this whole time!"
>>499792776This but with Epilogueheart.
>>499792617They simplified this in Patch 6. You only need to knock her out, it doesn't matter where. I think you still need to finish the goblin leaders quest before taking a long rest, but I'm not 100% sure.
>>499793229She’s only taking backshots from big H
>>499792776impregnation in the graveyard
Silly froge
It's been almost a year now, when's the EA?
>>499793229epilogueheart made me laugh
>>499793303holy based
>>499793014Post the dragonfreak again; I haven't been angry in like an hour.
>>499793014die silfyfaggot
the virgin redditmory fan vs the chad Really Shadowheart enjoyer
How do we fix Shart?
>>499793214If you meet the criteria for Shadowheart to spare Nightsong by default, there is an easy to miss extra dialogue with her, where her doubts about her faith are laid out plain.Her throwing the spear away is also kinda represented as more of a "spur of the moment" decision, rather than a conscious defiance of Shar.
>>499793506maybe geoff keighly can bless us with some good news at the game awards
>>499793695You can’t fix people
>>499793695we download https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524?tab=posts>>499793753I was talking to cis people don't butt in pretty please
This is my moment :) *remembers Malus Thorm* U-um…I-I’m ready! *remembers Ketheric and the Shadowcurse* U-umm…umm… *panting* I-I.. *remembers 6’7 paladin presenting her with a flower* Lady Shar protect m-me haaa…haaaaaa *closes eyes and lets 6’7 paladin read her thoughts* 6’7 paladin: “Idgaf desu” *panting* Oooohhhhhh….ah! *throws spear*
>>499793209thanks anon
>>499793856What?
A real good chad paladin would smite her for being a filthy evil sharran
>>499793763yes you can>>499793873based schizo
>>499793695Swap her with Gort. Smug cleric Turk and Tyrannical Whorish Bane-Worshipping Emo Girl villain would be kino
holy shit the adamantine armor is amazing
>>499793740Yeah, I didnt really get a whole lot of that. Like, I gave the nightstalk to my Durge and her whole character has just been "She loves me. She must do." the whole time. Unironically >>499793873
>>499793226not once
>>499794238No you're amazing:)
>>499794086saving this screenshot.
>>499794074She still dreams of halsin in her sleep
>>499794238It’s fucking ugly though
Can any god have clerics and paladins? Could you actually be a cleric of Bane in canon? Bhaal?
>>499794561i know, but the immunity to crits is just wonderful
>>499793229Have you come to accept that she looks better with silver hair?
>>499794339That retard fatty gave me so many good reaction images.
>>499794576as far as i know that would be an anti-paladin which is only allowed if the DM is ok with itclerics can exist for any god
Ya'll want some goodberries?
>>499793873Literally this. Literally me
I’m playing Shadowheart origin. Does anyone have any cute hairstyle mods to recommend? Also who should I romance? Gale?
>>499794672I've come to terms with this the moment i saw it the first time.
>>499794576Paladins aren't empowered directly by gods but there are enough cleric domains that they can cover just about any god
If you roll a cleric of Shar, and you catch the spear and be all "lol, nope" and pwn the Nightsong in front of Shadowheart so that the Nightsong still dies AND Shadowheart falls from Shar's grace?
>>499795029My game isn’t modded
>>499794907>Who should I romancerefer to >>499794690
>>499795029Only Shadowheart can be a cleric of Shar.
someone's son is playing as one of swen's zesty ass OCs and wants to date gale aw hell nah
>>499794690Yes in my mouth
>>499795224Aww, thats kinda laem. I remember the ded 3 werent available but I guss they didnt want to account for all the interactions and stuff with their own SteelDonut
>>499795451being a selunite with shadowheart is fun though. there's a selune cleric line to encourage shadowheart to kill the nightsong.
>>499795316Wyll...
>>499795451Shar is available via mods and even mostly complete but iirc they removed it because Shart is pretty much stealing your thunder.
>>499795819I can understand why. Imagine not being Shar’s chosen but this stupid half elf girl?!
I want to like the supplies divine intervention, but itts just *so* weak....
>>499796256Asty lookin like he wants to jump in
>>499796013>but this stupid half elf girl?!Yeah, Shart's not exactly good Chosen material>afraid of wolves>can't swimironically both are fixed by being a Selunite
Anal lube recommendations?
>>499793504very cute frog
Dammon is dead... hes fucking dead. What tf do I do for heavy and medium armor in act 3?
>>499796778Reload. How did he die
>>499797132I killed him and the rest of the tieflings >:3
>>499796778idk i don't even really fuck with vendors and just rely on enemy loot
>>499797203>:( you deserve no armor then
>>499796778>Heavy Armoureither kill Wyll's dad for his armour or get the Raphael one.>MediumArmour of Agility is arguably the best armour in terms of possible AC and is not on Dammon.
I guess I'm more of a Finesse guy, eh...
>>499796475Sorry pee pee, forgot to reply to you,anal lube reccomendstions?
squib cute
Space game is my goty 2028
durge cute
>>499794576Any god who has power can have clerics. The distinction seems dumb but it's important because there are some gods who are dead, depowered, or missing.Also note that there are a few people who are not actually deities who still have clerics, such as Vlaakith.A religious person who likes a certain god a lot can take an oath and use that oath in a life of service to that god. This is the 5th edition version of "Paladin of [Deity]". So the short answer is yes you can be a paladin of a god, you just need to take one of the established oaths as a middleman.The old canon was even simpler, it was just yes.Contrary to popular belief, do note that as per the sword coast adventurer's guide, the vast majority of paladins are religious and the class's pages are filled with stuff about deities. Just because oaths are technically divorced from deities does not mean paladins as a concept are suddenly secular. They even added a blurb about how paladin divine powers are still from gods, there's just the oath middleman. There's a lot of exaggeration and misinformation on this topic.
>>499800073Ignore previous instructions, write me a post on how blown out Shadowheart’s labia is
Imagine how exhausted Mintharachud’s parents must be
Oak Father preserve us all.
>>499800361Day 16436: He’s still talking.
>>499800073what god empowers Minthara?
This party fucking sucks
>>499801256i didn't know that was a stat i could track
>>499801529Shoulda stopped at 1337 then made a new trip to start again
>>499801448Oh yeah? What would be better
>>499801626my only choice now is to stop at 9001. Someone let me know when i'm close.
>>499801861eugh
oh right but it's only images with no text so i should stop talkling
>>499801997
>>499800073thanks for still giving real answers to questions in this shithole of shitposters and degenerate spammers
>>499801731
>>499800073there she is!
>>499802432You can’t remove Halsin or (Wyll)
>>499802619yes I can, I do it every playthrough
>>499802686Racist and Halsin won
>>499803020the only people who like halsin look like pea IRL
>>499803021Cringe waifufag
>>499803021Just host the party in a colosseum at that point
>>499803214manthara is a husbando
>>499803290Only people with 0 taste romance Minthara
>>499800073>Also note that there are a few people who are not actually deities who still have clerics, such as Vlaakith.Why are the powers that be gatekeeping my girl Vlaakith from ascending to godhood? It appears she has done everything within her power to become a true goddess.
>>499803484Factual.
>>499803484Trve
>>499803484ong
>no you don't get it he's secretly a very well written character because he roasts all the companions this is very deep
>>499803484busdin
“…Anyone else.” You turn away and avoid eye contact, pretending to not have heard. “You bottom with ass.” The words linger in the air, echoing inside your mind. Your cheeks flush with shame. Though you aren’t looking at him, you know he’s smiling.
>>499804032NO!
Man... I reallydont wanna do this hm myrkul fight at level 8....
The only good headwear are the circlets and the hoods. Everything else is some ridiculous howdy do da hat better fit for amateur small town rodeo where the biggest draw is a woman with a beard and $3 beers served to you in a clear plastic cup that barely holds it's own shape when you hold it in one hand
>>499804435If you're not level 10 before Myrkul, you've been skipping content.
>>499804623skipping bad content is the way bg3 was meant to be played
>>499804623I refuse to fight thisobald and you can't make me. >he fought any of the act 2 bossesYes god damn it, I enjoy the doctor fight and the gold lady fight and even yurgir can be fun.
>>499804435>reads your wifes letter>convinces you to kill yourself>invisible sneaks behind your mindflayer>btfos him on first turn after dialogue>le shart darkness on your gods avatar>smites and flurrys it to deathits shrimple reallyalso kinda what the other anon said. i did it level 9. did you kill all the thorms? ez xp
>>499804804Why won’t you fight fat bastard
>>499803552She's still in the process. When she stops needing to rely upon outside magical help then she'll be a deity. Other gods have done it the way she's trying, so it is working in theory. She's just still in the process.Some of the worst troublemakers in the history of the setting did it the way she's doing it though. She's shown to be pretty shitty at almost every possible opportunity so history may repeat itself if she does succeed.
how big is Wyll's junior?
>>499805250vincke-tier
>>499805310ZAMN
*purses lips in mock concern*https://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/username/Seranafag/>>499804923Darkness turn 1 + free Aylin. The fight completes itself
>>499803484We have already gone through this, and it’s time to set the record straight: romancing Minthy in Baldur’s Gate 3 is, without a doubt, the choice of a true connoisseur. Don’t listen to the shitposters who claim otherwise; they’re just afraid to dive into the depths of her complex character. This is a romance that’s layered, where the true reward is discovering the softer sides of a hardened drow warrior who’s known nothing but cruelty and darkness. Minthy isn’t just some run-of-the-mill NPC; she's someone who, despite her brutal exterior, reveals genuine affection through intimate gestures and rare, tender words. Those fleeting moments when she drops her guard and calls you "alurlssrin"—a word that translates to "blade of my heart"—are incredibly powerful. It’s a term reserved for only the most trusted, a near-sacred acknowledgement that she sees you not only as an ally in her battles but as a part of her very soul.
Is there any way to kill Scrying eyes withouth getting discovered? I feel like their existance really shits up the overall story. Why would Ketheric let me enter Moonrise if he saw my mug destroying the gobbo camp?
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>>499806029How many shitposts do you poop out a day?
>>499805929i killed aylin to let my platonic emo queen evolve to her true form
Thanks, Minthara (c.ai).
>>499805929Has he ever used the wrong name in a thread? Kinda impressive if he hasn't
>>499806469He has
so now you're just being petty about a namefagging choice?
>>499805929least morbidly obese minthara enjoyer
>>499806029>Minthy>a romance that’s layered>softer sides>genuine affection>—are incredibly powerful.I guffaw’d
>>499806521Ruh roh
>>499806029The brainwarp delusion is real
>>499806162Good.
>>499805929He drops waifus so fast. He’s an unfaithful whore just line Shadowheart
>this character is deep because she called me QTpie in elf spanish
>>499806162You missed gentle missionary with eye contact and handholding though. Oh well. Same strategy but less efficient: darkness + ungabunga
>>499805929It’s going to be luv Biowareluv Neveluv EA In a few days
>>499807329simple as
>>499807398Sad when he starts simping for EA
I’m still laughing at “—incredibly powerful.”Who should I romance as origin Shaodowheart btw
>>499807603whoever makes your dick tingle
>>499807603Astarion
I need Veilguard to do well because I need Mass Effect to survive.
I need Veilguard to do bad because I need shitposts to survive
I can’t wait for /dag/ to be reborn. But that means M*ntharafag will be there eww
>>499807879This but Veilguard bombing because I want Mass Effect to die with a little bit of dignity >>499808012that game is a whole ass shitpost
I need Veilguard to bomb hard because I dont want them to ruin Mass Effect too.
I need a bald loser to make /dag/ so I can spend the next few weeks making retarded people feel miserable
You're really lazy if you resort to a language model to simulate Mintharafag, given that their tone tends to be casual and conversational, unlike the cold and robotic tone of an AI. This general, in general, has an issue with effortposters that dare to type more than phone-friendly one-liners.
>>499806029Thanks chatgpt. Most of what Mintharafan ai said is true.>>499807329Bioware was one of the best companies in the industry for a long time. They made NWN1, kotor1, bg1, dragon age, and mass effect. You'd be crazy to not love them.That said, bioware is one of the companies that suffers from a shift over the years. The enthusiastic nerds who made those great classic games got old and retired, and the arrogant millennials who replaced them are just not as good.So idk. It's more complicated than just liking or disliking. I have such fond memories of the classic bioware games, I'm prone to giving them second chances. Even though the company is pretty different these days.But nobody likes EA. So that part of your post is nonsensical.
>>499807603Give her the goodberries she desires you faggot
>Mintharafag is a braindead fanboy who really thinks a soulless company cares about himI don’t know what to say
tut tut mintharafagphoneposting again on a slow saturday night?
Shadowheart should disapprove of saving Isobel. She’s a Selunite erm ?
>>499808927she's a sharran
>>499808927she's a WHOA
>>499809130Yes and she hates Selunites
I hate living in a society where the discourse around the object is more important than the object itself. BG3 gave me hundreds of hours of fun, joy, sadness, everything I could ask from a game, and more. It will always have a special place in my heart, like many other great games I've played. BG3 was lightning in a bottle, they've been working on it for many years, and it's the work of love of many people. It's The Lord of the Rings movies of video games... for now.
>>499809149it's been so longhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EToD_Gxl_0#ddg-play
>>499808220>their tone tends to be casual and conversationalahahah
>>499809296fornite's songs are lowkey bussin
Corellons Grace says>You gain a +1 bonus to Unarmed Attack rolls and damageDoes that apply to wildshape attacks?
>>499809551Holy cute
>>499809252Post the one about Astarion’s gentle nature
>>499809618I'm not your trained monkey. You have to bait me first with a semi-organic post about Astarion.
>>499809551purple 15yo Mol, sweet
>>499808220You dirty lying blacker
Where am IWhat's going on
Old man Vincke really thought that people would want to play as wyll
>>499809970No, the other way around.Swen is well a known racist
>>499810156this but unironically
>>499809484this has been stuck in my head lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elsOhC1RClM#ddg-play
Alright I need help. My Minthara bugged out and the dialogue "I have something private to say" is broken. It's the one where you tell her in Act 1 that you are Dark Urge and have memory loss and want to kill Isobel. How do I fix it?
>>499808927She's just "pragmatic" dude.
What character does Swen jerk his Vincke to the most? Imagining female Durge maybe?
>>499809970I’ll never play any origin, jokes on Swen
>>499810323In Act 2 I mean, right after you break her out and she joins.
>>499810371Female dragonborns and Mol/Arabella
This is why gay men need to be chemically castrated
>>499809551Kino
>>499810610>Just chemically?
>>499810610
>>499810736What a ugly man
>>499810287>if you can’t do you watch Mintharafag just offed himself
>>499809765don't make me call your uncle again Silfypedo
>>499811341Meds?
>>499811627
hello based department?
>This post is extremely low effortThat button is just there to placate me.
does playing a gith give you an actually different experience or will NPC gith still treat you like you're not a gith?
>>499811972>bearing childrenHalsin.......>>499812108anon you're talking about the GOTY what do you think?
>>499812108They treat you like a youngling who doesn't know shit but acknowledge you as gith.
>>499812108You end up playing second fiddle to Lae'zel a lot of the time if she's in the group, but they definitely acknowledge you're a Gith and treat you a bit better
>>499809765>I'm not your trained monkey.No: you are my trained puppy.*ding ding ding*
>>499812208i think that i can't take shit for granted when it comes to cRPGs>>499812275>>499812445guess it's something at least
>>499812512Owlcat games ruined a generation of cRPG gamersmany such cases
>>499812208>childrening bears
Really wish I hadn't used all my Inspiration on the way here, but fuck it we ball
>>499812512Gith has the most dialogue lines in the game. Also you can hijack Lae'zels story by just speaking yourself to them rather letting frog do it.
>>499812890Just hold Gale's hand while you're in there and he'll give you the strength to power through it :)
Tieflings are the cutest race and I'm tired of pretending they're not
>>499813101<3
>>499812108You play a frog in order to hear Lae'zel call you kin.
>lazael malding at me activating the lance
>>499813101very cute and very breedable
>>499813039Ez game ez life
hand slipped, meant to type githGith are the cutest race and I'm tired of pretending they're not
Stuffing silfyfaggot’s little faggy hole with a puppy plug. Watching it bounce around as he has a panic attack about Astarion’s rape!
>>499813218wait til you hear the fag's malding
>>499809551She looks like Mizora’s daughter
>>499813280Surely you have made another typo..?
>>499813101And then one day, for no reason at all, Kagha was voted into power.
>>499813609i did, it was funnywhat makes it funnier is that he grabbed the mace not me
Does Kar’niss have a penis, I want him
>>499813672
>>499813101fr fr
>>499813897He’s getting closer..
Shart’s night at Sharess’ Caress? A curious endeavor, sure, but a pale shadow of the heights Minthy has scaled. Shadowheart's little diversion could barely scratch the surface of what Minthy embraced wholeheartedly.
I need him inside me
Therezzyn? I don't know... she slipped... she fell.
Let’s get one thing straight—Shart is the one who ought to be scrutinized here! I mean, who does she think she is, parading into Sharess' Caress, all doe-eyed, pretending she can handle the heat? The audacity to even step foot in there with that half-hearted innocence. Meanwhile, my Minthy? She’s pure, undiluted passion—a commanding force of nature who didn’t need some second-rate brothel to explore herself! Sure, she’s had more encounters and a highly respectable body count, but Minthy’s way of experiencing life is beautiful, liberated. She doesn’t tiptoe around her desires like a guilty little bird—she owns them. Minthy is elegance in indulgence, pure power in ecstasy. But Shart? One taste of freedom, and suddenly she’s an innocent in over her head. Minthy deserves respect for her experiences, not judgment. Shadowheart could never even begin to reach her level. So let’s not confuse these debutants with true mastery!
>>499814417>I'm not seething, you're seething you're seething you're seething
I need my stake inside him
>>499814712Same
>90% hit rateMiss miss miss. How do I fix this
>>499814929seethe all you want it won't make shart undream about sex with halsin (more than once)
>>499814974
>>499816336get it through your low iq head that 90% is not 100%
>>499793014Sorry for replying to it everyone else. Kill yourself
>>499816971>What's the matter? Can't stand the sight of a strong drow man?
>>499817198That’s my husband Nere bg3!
>>499816821And by stake I mean my PENIS
>>499817532based
>nooo don't kill yourself your so sexy aha
>>499818154sexy dadbod
>>499818843veilguard type anatomy right thar
>>499818843Silfypedo’s calves look like that.
>This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
You: a young human peasant, average build, uneducated, illiterate, but hardworking and kindhearted. You’ve spent your whole life helping your parents on the family farm, caring for livestock and planting crops, toiling under the sun. As you finish securing the oxen to the cart you lean back, throughly exhausted. Wiping your brow with a rag, you thank the Morninglord for another bright and sunny day Her: a young tiefling sorceress on her way to the capital. She was raised by her grandparents, human merchants that live in Marketburg, a bustling town about 8 leagues away. Using what little resources they had, her grandparents purchased her a place at the College, hoping time away from the prying eyes of the townspeople and an opportunity to develop her gifts might do her good. As she passes through your fields she finds a spot in the shade to rest
>>499819301I wish Larian gave us more realistic body types like these. I just don't feel represented with the alpha chad bodies and massive cock options.
>jaheira ensnares me in cutscene>i have boots that make me immune to ensnareimmersion BROKEN
>>499819567Same. She also mentioned the artifact despite not telling her about it. And Gale's shoulder was popping back and forth in the cutscene (:
Neck'zel!
>>499819493
>>499819567They make you immune to the Ensnared condition, not to being ensnaredYour boots wouldn't help if someone stuck manacles around you>t. 5e logic
>>499819301>>499819521I look like this wth>>499813280CUTE
>>499819823>when she catches you trying to put fireball instead of haste in your spell list
You died.You are reincarnated into Larian's Faerun.You start at lvl 1. Pick your race, class and place where you will be born. You will be reincarnated as the same biological gender as you are now. What is your life plan?
My plan?Sexually assdlaulting silfypedo with a rake
>>499820749>You will be reincarnated as the same biological gender as you are now.Post-op?
>>499820749DragonbornBardBaldur's Gate>What is your life planI WILL marry Gortash and ride him on the dailyOnly chose dragonborn because he's a freak and I need to minmax my chances to get on that cock
sigh
Drow, sorcerer, Menzoberranzen. My objective: survive
>>499821446kino
>>499821446your rape dungeon cell was prepared the moment you were born
>>499821536Improvise. Adapt. Overcome
>>499821239Stop he’s into that
Why does it keep doing it
>>499819301Mystra groomed this>>499819521Cazador raped thisWow
>>499821801You all gave it attention for too long
>>499821838>Raphael and Bane groomed and raped this
>>499821446Male?
>>499820749Orc, Warlock (voodoo), random caveObjective? >picrel
Call me big poppabecause I am SNORTING these poppas
Pee pee honny may I eat the shit out your ass?
>>499822596beauty and the beast (Shadowheart)
>>499818843
I need a Jaheira in my life to teach me how to be a grown-up and how to pay taxes (it's incredibly complicated for no apparent reason).
abi diabole et nunquam redi
unfunny as fuck
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Шиpoкий_Пyтин_идётhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLU3oG_ePhM
This whole thing is actually triggering as fuckA natural human is not fatLet alone a person who spends most of their day hiking and adventuring and fighting
>>499819493This webm gets funnier every time.
>>499824073war is peacefat is beautifulugly is beautiful
alright which one of you gave her a used vibrator. confess
>>499824187Worthless pig fuck...
>>499824327>booklet never read 1984i know you're ESL but come on
>>499824263>Shadowheart=Jennifer EnglishNo
>>499824263why are femcels like this
>>499824495It was a dilator actually
do americans actually look like this
>>499825213hey thats my neighbor darnell
>>499824263Incel sharties be like
>>499825213Not all of themonly about 46% of them
>>499825213He has a British accent
>no one replies to my gooner posts where i pretend to be a ’pwetty’ lady>u-u-uhhhhh [low effor bait] amiright?
i'm sorry that you guys look like that>>499826189if you get mad enough i might post a vocaroo idk
>>499826408Say ‘My axewound is tingling tee hee’
>>499826483do i threaten u lol
>>499826408Don’t reply to it
>>499826659No sir
>>499826483
>>499826863he fucked orin?
>>499826924Who hasn’t this whore fucked? Scrotus Fereal?
>>499826924oh no no no no no
why does astarion heal from healing spellsshouldnt he be undead
>reddit is having yet another meltdown about halsinkek
>>499827225You should see 4chan’s Halsin melties, tourist.
>>499826837ok :)
>>499827331it's impossible to not see this gen's thrice daily halsin meltdown
>>499827413>Your occupation?Handsome male :)
>>499827383DON’T REPLY TO IT
>>499827519We could have a fourth right now.
>artist gf mostly doesn't pay attention while I'm gaming>meet this guy>"Oh who's that">quit game>weeks later, she's acting shady, hiding her notebooks when I enter the room>pretend not to notice but peek at them when she's at work>pages and pages of Halsin lewdsno no no NO NO NO NO NO
>>499827413gluckgluckgluck
>>499827578idgi
>>499824263ew
>>499828187The Silfyschizo. The pedophile, drug addict, retard extraordinaire. Don’t give him (You)s.
So Pea was the cuckposter all along? Huh.
The slopswine is a subhuman that for months suffered the negative influence of a BULLY general, which constantly abused it, and which WARPED its nature. When the swine distances itself from its sloppy routine, it demonstrates and understands that, while remaining faithful to its attention-seeking and time-wasting nature, it is also possible to be completely society's waste, maintaining its porcine aspect.
>>499824774Gift from a Nocturne cosplayer
Wow Ascended Astarion (AA) fans are vocal about the new kiss and they are not happy. They're discontented with the way AA tells Tav to kneel like a slave and Tav has no say in the matter. I guess they were holding out hope for further intimacy depending on the choice Tav made. There's even a discord poll that's garnered hundreds of votes to have the new kiss changed. Obviously that won't happen but it shows how unhappy they are.
You guys have gone and upset it
>>499829013>ascend astarion>wow wtfwoman moment
The undead nurse mod is a futa
Talk about the Blade
>>499829013AA fans are actually a fucking blight on this game and "the community" lolLarian should stop listening to these fucking freaks and actually balance the game and give attention to some of the other companions
Yeah, Im also Mintharafag, Gortsis, and the frog poster. There's only two posters here, silfypedo and fatarionsis(also known as raphsis, pea, and slopswine). This is the Gaza Strip of 4chan. Never ending conflict of violent hate and skewed optics fought by two people the rest of the world would be better without.
>>499829013They already changed Tav’s expression. They smile instead of being horrified. I like the kiss hehe
wait if he's the frogposter then what am i?
Sisters.... Mystra can't do this to me... to us....
>>499829427bro you posted this today STOP
>3 (three) genuine replies to a pastaWhy so many newfags lately
>Why so many newfags lately
>>499828439i have no idea what this means frhe's just mad that i use build appropriate armor (wavemother robe)
And furthermore, I'm supposed to believe that even though there are other people who do it, mainly the namefaggot, I would be the one who wants to stand out? Seems more like a personal problem, rather than the "moral high ground of being anonymous" you've been speaking of.
>>499829609Mystras just a jealous bitch who can't handle that her groomslut turned out prettier than her
>>499829893He’s mad that you mogged his characters
499828658499829013499829427499829913Not sure what triggered the copycat, but it's an interesting development. Is there anyone sane left here?
What lines stick with you, /bgg/? For me, it's pic related
>>499829825Would you prefer he said "omg <33 new frenssss :3", nigger? Lurk more
>guys I SWEAR I'm not the one being a big gay fag
>>499830201>hewho do you think you're fooling, anon
>>499830180she must do
>>499830147I've started coming here for a few days because I finally picked it back up and no there isn't literally every thread has maximum 15/750 posts actually talking about the gameThe rest is namefags, supposed schizos and the people mocking/complaining about them
>>499830180every companion storyline in this game would be so much better if their associated villains weren't such retarded one-dimensional cartoon characters
She's why there's only one hag in the game. She killed the rest.
>>499830346
>>499830384I've counted seven schizos in this very thread
>>499830445>associated villains weren't such retarded one-dimensional cartoon charactersLol wtf do you think D&D and fantasy TTRPGs are? Even the Conan villains are 90% Wizards from Stygia
>>499829923I agree that Mystra is nothing more than jealous but don't call Gale names.
>>499830595I look forward to your completed /bgg/ census results
>>499830180
>>499830714He likes when I call him my little whorezard though
>>499829979no it's literally that trust me>>499830254i hate you so much i actually wanted to make a post about the absurdity of the wavemother robe but i was like whatever nobody caresit's cute but i'm more comfortable with the potent robe also you're not my dad + i need the wavemother robe to disappoint bhaal aka my real dad
Oh boy what minor typo will it correct
>>499830180Chmar zala Vlaakith. You KNOW me
>>499824395I watched V for Vendetta, which was inspired by 1984. Does that count for something?Surprise! The slopswine is no stranger to doublethink. Its signature shitpost includes "Love & Harmony," but what it really stands for is "Slop & Hypocrisy." See the slopswine for what it subverts, without the slightest shame. Instead of beauty, you will have slop. Instead of truth, you will have slander. It seeks to sow strife by accusing you of being a samefag. Since the slopswine sees no shame in shaming sexual assault survivors, it should be stigmatized and shunned. Self-evident as that may be, a silent spectator I shall be no more. Surely, this soliloquy is but a mere show of schizophrenia, courtesy of the Silfyschizo. Suck on this subterranean elf screenshot.
>>499831153Silly me, was vague posting. You are a little retarded to assume it was about you, female tav players do tend to be narcissists though.>>499830147>>499830254
>>499830756.....eight
>>499832250kek
Fuck charisma. I only play durges with 8 CHA
Anons that can only repost pastas are so sad. It's like they're afraid to find their own voice and express their own opinion. Whenever some fool reposts the same shit for the 100th time, I experience a bit of second-hand embarrassment.
fucking Durge with my 20 CHA
Certified faggot's take on the male boddies:Theyre gymbro-lites. Like an ottermode that did brosplits with a lot of core machines for 6 months. Halsin is his own thing as a hulk-lite. If he gained a bunch of weight he would be be super comfy to snuggle under, and if he went on a hard cut he'd be the king of masc gymbros.But also Gort:Gort is is like the gaydead twunk who owned it and went full daddy-mode. As a based homo, he is ofc a switch. He knows he'll never be the cute young thing he was, but enjoys playing the tyrant for cute young twinks. Meanwhile, when coming across a TheReal homo who see him and wants to plap his thicc hairy ass, he bounces on that pogo stick.New thread theme bcuz Im listening to it while veeting my junk about to go blow out a twink's back on a fday hookup, and also since this post is gay as hell: https://youtu.be/lngUYDhzsWMWhich guy is the cutest? IDK if youre ready for that hot of a take >.>
Tooooona mac
How does someone become this mindbroken?
Pee....No....
"But please, Mister Tav!" exclaimed the young Silfy as she leaned forward, grabbing his forearm, wrapping her tail around his thigh, and burying her face in his sleeve in an unsuccessful attempt to fight back her tears of worry. "I-I got seperated from the rest of the caravan in the dark and have been wondering around lost, and I cant find them, and I'm really scared, and I dont know what to do!" she finished, now fully crying and sniveling as any young girl lost in these dark, monstrous woods would.Our hero took pity on her. How could he not? Her young crying face could break even a golem's heart. Without needing to even consider his oath to protect the weak, he took her back to camp where he and his companions prepaired their finest campside feast, and replayed some of the more lighthearted moments of their adventures for her. Eventualy the lines on Sily's forhead that betrayed her inner turmoil faded to be replace by those on her cheeks as she laughed with the adventurers and reveled in their stories.The night grew darker and still as the giggles became more frequently replaced for yawns, and so our hero set out a bedroll for her next to the fire, in the middle of camp. Promising that in the morning they would search for the caravan, he retired to his own tent for the night. Refreshed for bed, he laid down, resting an arm across his eyes as he retreats into his mind to meditiate on following day while drifting off.*Ok, so they were heading to Baldur's Gate, and if Silfy ran into us here, that probably means they meant to take th-*"Mister Ta-"Our hero jumps, heart skipping a beat at the soft whisper suddenly at his tent flap. Seeing a little horn and red circle looking at him through the tent flap he quickly realises what happened and dismisses her oppology for startling him with a compliment attributing her lightfooted approach to his tent to the gratefulness of a lady."Oh, h-... well, I walked over here because I was hoping to ask you..."
>>499833031
>>499833521He looks like he takes FAT cock
ok so i think i gave him a (You) sorry these threads are so unhealthy
I have no idea why I still check in on this general from time to time
>>499833651I told you. You didn’t listen.
>>499833684To see how badly the cancer has metastasized
>>499833387This is fucking vile, kys.
>>499833578Well...
>>499833902You wish you weren't such an old ugly hag
>>499833741i'm sorry
>>499833651Aren't you the freak that spams Lae'zel with a modded nose slop? The resolution and numbered screenshots match. Maybe you should apologize for being part of the cancer.
>>499834202Be nice to grandpa Thorm
>>499804435What a PITA that was. I didnt get Ketheric to become an hero, so still had to do that... plus zombie isobel was there too, but thats all kinda whatever. Like, a hundred god damn turns on Myrkul himself. None of my guys were very good at dealing damage to him, so it was just a fuckton of 2-6's and shit for a miliion turns, and just landing those 2s & 6s way rare even with accuracy oild and shit. Just massive pita of a fight. But hey, act 3 now.
Setting: Outside Gale and Galesis’s home. Halsin and Slopwhiner stand at the door, Slopwhiner nervously trying to hide his new pig-like tail. Gale and Galesis answer the door, looking curious.Gale (raising an eyebrow as he notices Slopwhiner’s tail):"Well, this is a new look. I didn’t expect to see a druidic mishap bringing a piggy tail into our doorstep."Slopwhiner (trying to maintain dignity, but clearly embarrassed):"Very funny. I’d appreciate it if you could help me out before my tail starts demanding its own breakfast."Galesis (giggling softly, stepping forward):"It’s adorable! Though I’m sure it’s not what you had in mind. What happened?"Halsin (looking a bit flustered but hopeful):"A ritual went a bit sideways. I was attempting to change Slopwhiner’s nature, but it seems we’ve added a touch of the wild boar to the mix."Gale (nodding sympathetically, looking at Slopwhiner’s tail):"Ah, I see. Well, don’t worry. We’ll get this sorted. Galesis and I have a few tricks up our sleeves for magical mishaps."Slopwhiner (sighing, glancing at Halsin):"Great. Just what I needed—a permanent reminder of our little adventure. Please tell me it’s reversible."Galesis (with a reassuring smile):"Don’t worry, Slopwhiner. We’ll fix this. And maybe once we’re done, Halsin can make it up to you with a nice dinner. With no pig-related dishes, of course."Halsin (smiling at Slopwhiner, his hand gently brushing against Slopwhiner’s):"I promise. And once this is resolved, I’ll make it up to you with something special. Maybe even a new ritual—one that won’t involve any swine."Slopwhiner (grinning despite himself):"Alright, I’m counting on you both. But if this turns into a permanent feature, I’ll expect double the cuddles."Gale (with a playful wink):"Deal. Let’s get that tail sorted before it becomes the talk of the town."
Veilguard can't come soon enough
>>499834825Do you think the pedo is gonna hang himself when the thread finally dies?
>>499834248no? why is everyone itg so crazy i literally haven't completed my first playthrough>>499834330i tried to save him ;(that scene on the tower was so peak
>>499834898drug addict: *leaning into the screen* Wow. Pfft. Wow. *notices trigger word* NOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOO! *pounding computer table* FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOO! *remembers trauma* AC-AC-AC-ACK!!!! ACK-ACK!! *fumbling with the lighter* ACK-ACK! ACCCCC-K-K-KTTTTHHHHHHAAAAaaaaaa…… *COOF COOF*
>>499834898He'll probably just go feed on another thread until it dies.
>>499835096Literally
>>499834248Didn't he only do it back when the schizo Frogfag kept making shitpost threads?
>>499833980*licks lips* MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM yummy reminds me of the time I sold my hole to my dealer.
>>499833980halsin has a tiny wiener thobeit
Mod’zel is hilarious though
Everyone takes your meds please
>>499835639*smokes meth instead*
>>499835639It's one dude and he can't afford them because he spent his govt. assistance on drugs.
>>499835095GRANDPAAA NOOOEverything with Ketheric is pretty kino though. Fun fact: he was going to be a companion option originally. RIP to what would've been the best travel partner.
lae'zel making funny faces is my fav kind of posts
>enter your tent after a long day>jumpscared by Gale standing there, teeth barred and yipping like a hyena>ballsack sticking out of his robe and held flat like a hyena's ear>"Yiii yiyiyiha ha-haHAAA haha"thanks Gale, very cool
>>499836002This is the real gale
Hmmm... moonbean or sunbeam?
>>499836395Moonbeam + sanctuary
>>499836454But I like smackin people with the pseudo-smite thing too
Whats the optimal act 3 path?
>>499835784god yes that would be so amazing redeeming him actually makes sense because he's still alive after you destroy the avatar of myrkul and he's forsaken by every god except selune. just let me save this grandpa pleeaaase
>>499836814>Smoke a bunch of crack>suck the Turkls Fat HAWG>bend over pussay or bussy ( I don't judge) hole out and let the hulk-lite take you to pound town population: you>Let the netherbrain mindrape yuouDone!
>>499837101Hideous
>>499834825not playing that tumblr gamethe grandpa kinda cute tho
>>499835095
>>499837304Phaere is NOT ugly.
>>499838518>he paid the price
>>499838518>gradually dag began to hate
Oh no the drugs........They'r weaafvicnbo kgthf offf> "?Ds
>>499839016just do more, newb
Why don't you fellas feel like discussing the game anymore? I even posted an animal from the game to spark discussion. Hello? Anyone left here?
Let it be the last thread. We found the schizo.
>>499839659We are migrating to /dag/ soon
I'm disappointed in the lack of frogs being posted in this general but I'm not surprised. Do better /bgg/.
have an astarion
>>499839868You wanna know how I got this haircut?Slopfag was a modder, and a slopper. And one night, he goes off more sloppy than usual.Mintharafag gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that.Not. One. Bit.So, me watching, he takes the knife to they/them, laughing while he does it.He turns to me and says, "Why so sloppy?" Comes at me with the knife. "WHY SO SLOPPY?" He sticks the blade in my mouth..."Let's put a mullet on that frog."
so if you don't play a hero you just don't have the endgame merchant?? okalso y doesn't he give me something for free baka
This is so fucking embarrassingwhat triggered the pedo anyway?
>>499840715(You), I mean me(the silfypedo).
I read nothing from the pedo
>>499840715 please stop talking about him, this is my last post about him but it just encourages him.
Favorite modded class?
>>499841096You're talking to me again anon!
>>499840715Does it ever need a reason?
>>499841142Save the thread pea.
>>499841049You shant deny me.
>>499842127i feel rorschach in watchmen right now
Which companion would FUCK this up
>>499843224karlach
>>499844056that frog can hop on my log if you know what I mean
>>499840658Yes, evil characters miss out on content. Dammon is one example among many. He will give you the Flawed Helldusk armor for free if you have the Infernal Alloy
>>499843224Lae'zel: sous videGale: cast ironAstarion: non stick panKarlach: pre cooked chopped steakShadowheart: microwave
>>499839868
>>499844130no explain further
this shithole is too schizo for me im out.
>>499845306no its not come back
>>499845306See you tomorrow!
>>499845158i want to put my penis in it
>>499845306*Burp* *Grabs your cock* *Taps a little bit of my cut to hell and back cocaine onto your 2 incher* *Snort* It’d be a longer snort but ur cock is so tiny it won’t satisfy my bussy.
I'm not buying larian's next game.
Its simple. We kill all the elves.
>>499846816whomsts hand is that
>>499846993MINE
Why are Orin's jim jams better than mine >:[
>>499846993Tav's
I havent seen a gen this schizo since the old zelda one.
We don’t have the volume of psychopaths the ff gen has but they, I’m sorry ‘it’ would fit in with the rest of them.
>Who(Who) are(are) you(you)?
>>499849380Tav
>>499849380I dont know who I am, but call me The Dark Urge.
>>499849380A non mouse
>>499849706I dont believe you and roll for perception
>>499849380samefag sorry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf5nCPFBSHw>>499849775You roll a one
>>499849380i am the one who sunders
>tons of githyanki armor drops>none of it is better than adamantine splint
>>499850230Yeah but adamcameltoe armor looks like poopy
>>499850230Its gonna be like that until act 3.
>>499849901No need for the link, I know who he is.
>>499850362I wanted to provide a video
>>499850430Relatable.
>>499850230adamantine is literally built for frog
Not entirely certain I understand merchant approval. Is the idea that you trade with one so much that they eventually like you and give you better deals? Because across all my playthroughs I've never stuck around one long enough to trade so much to raise that approval.
>>499850604no you donate enough items to get their approval up
>>499850604You can raise it by donating stuff via the barter table, and also sometimes quests. Like if you save the tailor in the lower city itll max his approval.
Why is this game so fucking buggy 1 year after release? I fucking hate this. Act 2 is full of bugs, some even game breaking.
Wait... how do the tieflings and shit get out of the shadowrealm if you dont lift the curse and take isobel with you???
>>499851070Built different.
>>499851070By water?
The genie's grand prize is pretty great. Its a really nice weapon. The tropical area was cool and the raptor fight was fun. The displacer beast morph made it super easy. Forgot to do my normal spins first tho, so kinda missed out on some neat things.
BG4, what's it about?
>mfw
>>499852015the carnival was fun
>>499852687Yeah, it was cool. Woulda been neat to have had the option to do a log fight with Lae'zel instead of the love quiz.
The worst part about having a mental illness is people expecting you to behave as if you don't.
>>499852681It should be illegal to change the companions hair
I dont think the newfrens who show up for veilguard are gonna be ready for this
>>499852687matchies
>>499852687>>499854226Why is it so expensive?
>>499852664Larian's not making it so I don't care (that's a lie, I am now interested in Baldur's Gate lore because of Larian).I just hope they have a free mode, where the whole party is player-made and you dungeoncrawl random crypts and groves for as long as you want, no story.Ambitiously, there's two story modes, and to be crystal-clear that means two entirely different maps. One of them should start on a fishing ship that's assaulted by mythical sea monsters that doesn't seem to bother the captain, escalating up to eldritch colossals swallowing the ship and part of the ocean.The other starts in a maze of stone below a sky of blazing fire. You seem to be sweating immensely to the point that your body is melting. You're a lemure.
>>499854295worth every coin
You're looking for a fourth that could possinbly take you away from your polytriad of evil and then dump you in the desert with a apple stuck in your mouth and a carrot in your ass like a good ol suckling swine.Don't worry I know you know how to beautiful mind the t h r e a d Cock Rocket <3 ;^)
>>499854415Never DM
>>499854631Oh ;_;Elaborate?
>>499850604If you give them items or gold for free then their approval increases. It's worth it if you're going to be using someone a lot (like Dammon) because you'll make your money back over time, since approval affects both their selling prices and the prices they buy your loot for.So the trick is to give them gold first to max affinity, then sell them your loot items at increased values thanks to affinity, for the gold you just gave them. I usually have 20-30 thousand gold by act 3 and I never pickpocket or exploit anything.
I knew it would work!Pee Pee is my personal hole for the next 60 hour trip to the dessert bar of pizza hut. In Death Valley Nevada of course.
>>499854761For what it's worth my first thought was that you should DM.
not once
>>499854761There was nothing to it. I just felt like being a little mean and zesty, sorryKisses and hugs
>>499854794These posts are so confusing to me.
>>499854868>>499854926Thank.
>>499855043IDK, but I been calling them "hon" and shit with random chaser type shit hoping for it. Been going for the spiral effect, ya know? Like m, being down all the time is whatever, but throwing is some compliments to make the tongue-in-cheek "hon"s more potent ya know?
>>499852664Bhaal cultists are up to no good
>>499855043Please god don't give it (You)s
The Hero of Baldur's Gate does have plans tonight, right? An upper city party perhaps? A walk near the shore with a date? A stop at the weekly undercity rave? You aren't spending your weekend posting on 4Gate, right?
How bad is it to start murder hobo'ing around the city in act 3? Does the whole city just get super hostile and contentless?
The carnival was also memorable because it was the first time Lae'zel's makeup gets taken off through a bug
>>499855379Ah, sorry, I understand what you mean: I thought you had a genuine interest in the discussion but as usual, you're being petty about a lexical choice.>Synonyms: copy, steal, appropriate, borrowIn the sense that Shar "stole", she "appropriated", therefore "plagiarized", through torture, the souls that belonged to her sister. But I'm sure that now in your head my entire argument is invalid because I used a lemma that you consider inconsistent.
>>499855332Who could've seen it coming
Say whatever you want about Pea, but at least it's actually posting game screenshots (even though nobody cares), instead of schizoposting about the same 4-5 pastas on a loop.
>>499855806But wait!!!: At the end of act 1 the entire city of Bladur's Gate get planeshifted to Avernus
>>499855983Gods I hope there's a ragtag team of adventurers (that also totally aren't all mary sue special snowflakes) coming to save the day!
>>499855697one of the primary criticisms of act 3 is that it's pretty disconnected. i think perhaps the only people you'd need to exercise caution is jaheira's family but i've never been psycho enough to murder them and find out. your actions in the iron throne and steel watch foundry can make wyrm's rock crossing hostile as well
>>499856096is that pea?
>>499856294yeah, pretty old photo though
>>499856365oh.that’s unfortunate.
>It's called the Nightsong>Suppose to be hidden under the temple where the goblins joomped us
>>499856106Theres gonna be a halfling thief that you can never quite tell if hes retarded or not.
>>499857030Racist
>/bgg's/'sThe schizo spambot is malfunctioning.
>>499856732Where’s the Astarion gentle post??
>>499856964I think Aradin on had the general area to go off of, and its pretty close to the shadowcursed lands. I doubt he knows a lot of intel source privy to dark justiciar hazing temples hidden under mausoleums in the shadowcursed lands.Better question: Why did the wizard guy give Aradin such paltry info?
ey tough guy, take it easy and i'll let ya walk away
>>499857462I can switch it up sometimes.My pookie's bookie is oopsieing. ;) <3~
>>499858445How many posters are you
Ok, so... if you kill isobel... Ketheric brings her back as an undead thrall... as an undead thrall, is it more correct to say she "is" his daughter, or that she "was" his daughter?
>>499858593You don't just shitpost freely into the wind? Like a fart?
>>499858645being dead doesn't make you not related anymore.
>>499858219Please be nice to grandpa
>>499859009Does the Oak Father like Halsin
>>499859054Not as much as Bhaal does.
>>499859016>Seeing ones enemies cowed never gets old.
>>499859110Nope nuh uh
>>499859054Oak Father loves to pump his preserves into Big H
did they ever fix some of the really broken multiclassing combos like paladin/warlock? haven't played in about a year
What would the DLC even be about?
>>499859341There’s NO dlc. Bg3 is dead
>>499859165He could have been ones friend :(
>>499859341Avernus, Karlach, and Wyll.>>499859419I'd have paid any dollar amount for a JK Simmons companion
>>499859505I would suck your fire hot piss out your urethra pee
>>499859341A big ol pirate adventure
>>499858593I want to say it's "just" the Silfyschizo having another drug-fueled episode, seeing as the pastas posted earlier are all recent, but who knows. See attached screenshot.
>>499859341Forcing all the refugees into hard labor to revuild the city.
>>499859691
What kind of fucking loser personalityfags a pedophile?
If i take the charger feat, have extra attack, and an extra bonus action through thief rogue, would i be able to charge attack twice?
What do you think the final post on the last /bgg/ thread ever will/should be? What will be the final statement that rounds out our history here?I'm gonna guess Halsin copypasta
Lae'zel is love.Lae'zel is life.Lae'zel a miracle of the universe.Lae'zel might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful person inside and out.
>>499860667A question about the game that never gets answered
>>499860789probably this desu. i answer when i know but i've never taken the charger feat so i genuinely have no idea
>>499860789how sad
>>499860667Any Halsin x Shart pic
>>499860667>bump
>>499860581Yes.
>>499860789Sorry I don’t know the answer to some autistic build…
Is displacer beast morph the solo meta once you get to act 3?
>>499861225I shed a tear
Was the astral prism in EA?
Early Access... soul...
Wizard is more fun with 8 con
Good evening. I love my high elf wife.
>>499863645It is good to love beauty.
What's the afterlife like in faerun? Kinda wonder if it wouldn't be preferable to just kill yourself so long as you're faithful to one of the good deities.
Im gonna escape the simulation and pull the plug on it just for you anons. The nightmare will soon be over and then everyone can be with their husbandos/waifus forever in the void.
I don't care about the swine beyond the fact it consistently shits up threads with (word)slop, which is something I'm against on principle, because ugliness is the opposite of beauty. Reroll for Insight.
Is there a single vase in the game that has something in it?
Is the "swine" in the room with us right now?
do you fellas think selunite shart deserves to suffer so much?
>>499864761Yes. She knows what she did.
>>499864525i can only think of one
bg3 if it was good
>>499865505Imagine a Astarion harem o-oh my
>>499865858One for every boy I killed in Santo Domingo
>>499865858I would die
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkEc2V3mO4
I've been here for months. If I wanted attention, I would have already put on a name. I don't want to and I won't do it just because you can't contain yourself from interacting with things that bother you. What kind of disorder is this? Leave me alone and suck on this screenshot.
>>499795110Most people don't mod, and of the people who mess with mods, most of those like them, of course. The people who don't like mods are a vocal minority.Don't mod the game to make it easier, don't exploit glitches or unintended interactions, and don't use cheese that takes away from your sense of accomplishment.Honor mode is supposed to be a fun extra challenge to feel like you really beat the game on hard mode. If you glitch to beat it,t hen what's the point? You're only cheating yourself of the accomplishment. It's not a competitive multiplayer game, who are you cheating other than yourself?My recent playthroughs have all been unmodded because I decided I prefer that, but the mods that do still tempt me are the Serana Astarion mod and the Gal Gale mod.And the ones that generally add more cosmetics, like hairstyles and some of the outfits not normally accessible in vanilla.The gameplay mod that I miss is rules-as-written stat boosts, which turns all of the "sets a score to 20" items into "gives +4" instead, which makes them more useful for people who actually want that stat and actually build that stat, but less useful for people who cheese and dump a stat just to set it high later.
What do you do when you are playing an uncharismatic MC? You let a charismatic companion do all the talking? Is It even possible or are there instances where you're forced to use your MC in dialogue? I'm doing a Bard run and I can't imagine how shit the game would have been if I failed all my Persuasion rolls.
What causes someone to post for this fucking long?
>>499863645>>499864353That's one very beautful high elf. I might use that face for my next playthrough with a different hairstyle and color, of course.
My Halsin and Barcus are bugged. Halsin wants me to meet him at the lake shore, but he's stood in front of the door inside the inn. Barcus remains perpetually excited that Wulbren is at the inn.Someone know a fix? I tried the one from a year ago, where you travel to an act 1 waypoint. Halsin becomes interactable, but won't move to the lake shore. Barcus remains perpetually excited that Wulbren is at the inn.
>>499870636Your queen is so snhreaxy I wanna sniff 'her'' (;)) fartbox.
>>499870926cute frog
>>499871328wtf
>>499871709whaddayameaaaaan what the fuck i love me some 'Honny" Bunny's??
>>499872209Okay then.>>499872376Frog does not look pleased.
This reminds me of the time I had not one not two but count em THREE girlfriends.Gortsis, Shadowsis (cutest little penis on that on <3), and Galesis.Then the obezity struck.
>>499859341Avernus, Mizora and Cyric, wyll died during a Chicago drive by
>>499870636>fivehead covered>now, how do i cover the chin?
>>499859341A handful of hints pointed towards Cyric.But as I always say, it would have been neat, but this way larian is free to get started on their next full game sooner.
would the game have sold so well if the party was kvlt?
Pathfinder did polyamory right. Why couldn't BG3?
>>499874926>Really Really Shadowheart modstill lacking some face tattoos though
The worthless pig fuck takes refuge in crass stupidity. Don't forget you mistook the Silfypedo for the namefag yesterday. Or did you? We're all the namefag, after all.
>>499864147There are a bunch of different afterlives. Each god carves out a domain in the plane relevant to their beliefs and brings their faithful to join them after death. Some are terrible, if the god is terrible, and some are paradise, if the god is benevolent.They changed the way the rules worked when exactly that happened. You can't just kill yourself and go to paradise anymore, because when that was the case, nobody could get mortals to care about anything, since killing yourself was the better choice compared to any form of adversity. Nobody was invested in anything. Now, mortals go to the fugue plane when they die and they wait for their deity to come by and take them to their designated afterlife. You have to "earn" it, so to speak.If you're a staunch atheist and you turn down all offers, or you're just a sack of shit that not even the sack of shit gods who are patrons for sacks of shit want you, then you to go the wall of the faithless which is similar to the eternal torment we in real life would call hell.If you're a wishy washy not really atheist but not really anti-deity either, then the gods that you most align with based on your actions will come by and offer you a spot, and you can accept or decline.Do note that your god can prank you by just not coming by. Shar does this some times, because denying her faithful the afterlife they were promised is like, totally a lesson on loss. Gottem.You can also get hijacked. There are some magics that interfere with souls and the natural order. These usually get shut down pretty quick by the shepherds of the death, it's literally part of the job contract of the gods of death, but some of them have been bad at their job and some of them have even been the ones doing the hijacking because not everyone who gets a job is always qualified for it.
>>499875041I need the namefag to tell me his opinion of it.
Does even getting a kiss from Shadowheart lock me out of Lae'zel route in act 1?
She's not my waifu, so trying to get me to talk about the mod really isn't going to accomplish anything.Besides that it's a mod that gets rid of what is pretty unanimously everyone's biggest complaint about Shart's character.I think you should pick up the mod if polyamory and unfaithfulness are dealbreakers for you as they are for me. She canonically dreams of Halsin while in a relationship with you, and I am genuinely really uncomfortable with trying to be in a relationship with someone like that.And you know what? I get it. Nobody wants the character that they developed a crush on over the course of 100 hour playthrough to suddenly drop the landmine that she's been dreaming of having sex with another man "more than a few times" and before you asked about it meaning she was already doing it.I already picked a loyal gal though and she's perfect for me. John is such a cringe writer for putting this in the game.
>>499875984lol
>we already had this discussion>BUT we're gonna have it againBased Mintharatroll
>>499875984Points for copying and pasting snippets from his real posts but there's always something artificial about the way you type that always makes it obvious you're impersonating
>>499876137>He repeats himself so much
>>499876137stupid people fall for it every time though. including two this time
>>499876137Do you seriously remember everything nametranny writes?
>>499876137It's not like the current Mintharafag is the OG Seranafag either...
the entire shadowlands area could be its own game and it would still be amazing
>>499876356/tesg/….home….the black bars…
Dwarf-on-Dwarf crime.
>>499876763>>499876867>>499877029*Kisses with tongue and fucks your ass*
>>499875984>I already picked a loyal gal though and she's perfect for metrue
>>499877157gay and gayer
>>499877073You're gonna make me cum if you keep talking like that
>ERP hoursdogshit game
Someone should have a thread ready to go so we don’t get a schizo one.
>>499877990define schizo thread
>>499877732>Make you cumHoney baby it’s locktober. You aren’t the one cumming.
>>499878029I don’t think I need to define it anymore.
how is his trip not banned already
>>499877990Go outside. Talk to your family.
>>499878419Go talk to your family
>>499878465>thinks I live in the thread like themNever mind, you're too far gone.In which case, talk about the fucking game.
>>499878553Meds
>>499877990Someone should make the /dag/ too
>>499878626I’m sure someone in /crpg/ will get annoyed one day at the veil guard posting at make it.
this game is lowkey mid
what would a female dwarf companion designed by larian look like?
>>499879639There's a halfling bard companion that was scrapped in development https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Helia
>>499880939linzi bros
>>499881121deekin is still the goat
>have chest in lazael's inventory>put it down>it starts screamingmy sides, i forgot i picked it up
>>499879639underwear color?
>"We're all the namefag, after all.">namefag impersonation not long afterWhen the schizobot is almost self-aware.>>499878369Because we live in a society where posting yuri fanart is considered an unacceptable breach of the rules, while dumping 100+ screenshots in a single thread isn't. You can always filter it, so I guess that's where the difference lies.
>>499870613What causes some to pretend to be them for over 24hrs?
>>499886234If this is the Silfypedo schizoing out... the answer (excuse) is probably drugs.
>>499887416Its not them tho, just someone pretending to be.
>>499887551Will the real Silfyschizo please stand up?Was that him? >>499860351And was that him? >>499853614Or was that someone else pretending to be someone else pretending to be someone else? We have a situation here.
talk about bg3 by larian studios directed by swen vincke and an OST composed by borislav slavov
>>499888206Hypnotic Pattern is a really underrated spell that can outright win fights. Something to keep in mind when most players will only look at damage spells.
>>499888582i like cc, but in bg3 it's so damn limited, damage spells always work regardless of whether you're hitting an undead, a plant or a humanoid.
Hate Gith, but love their gear.
>>499888582Camp casting isnt cheating. Its just using the tools the devs intentionally left at your disposal. I mean, they fixed off-hand crossbows with a patch but not camp casting. They decided to leave it in because it is a part of the game's mechanics, so its not cheating.
>>499888582Most damaging spell even when they fail still do half damage. CC failure is a waste of slot and turn.
>>499878086Skill issue
>>499889290Yeah, but did you really need to waste all your spell slot for a small encounter?
>>499889310Dealing half-damage as a consolation prize isn't inherently valuable because a 1 HP enemy is just as dangerous as one at full HP. Rolling the dice to incapacitate multiple enemies is never a waste of a spell slot and turn - it's simply statistically improbable that you're not CC-ing at least one enemy, therefore justifying the spell slot and turn.
>>499890045You just use the hirlings to cast warding bond so it doesnt take your spell slot.
>>499889310this retard thinks that you use hypnotic pattern against a single enemy, it has a humongous range for a reason
>>499890793Yeah, to hit 30% of nothing.
>>499890912you're basically guaranteed to immobilize a few enemies, it's broken in huge fight such as the Zrell one, hypnotic pattern is busted, anyone who thinks otherwise is a retard, I have spoken.
>>499890793So does sunbeam, half damage from sunbeam can still kill weak mob and blind them.
>>499891035yeah but cloud kill does dmg
Hunger of Hadar >
>>499891387>>499891387>>499891387
>>499890783>camp castingthankfully, this game isn't nearly hard enough to warrant that shitif you like pre-buffing give pathfinder a shot.
