new thread edition>Gielinor Gazette - October 2024https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/gielinor-gazette---october-2024?oldschool=1>Run Energy Changes - Open Beta 2https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/run-energy-changes---open-beta-2?oldschool=1>Project Zanaris: October Updatehttps://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/project-zanaris-october-update?oldschool=1>Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changeshttps://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/halloween-fixes--miscellaneous-changes?oldschool=1>I'm new, what should I do?Quests:https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Optimal_quest_guideDiaries:https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/Achievement_Diary>Communication & InfoWebsite: https://osrs.game/Wiki: https://osrs.wiki/Twitter: https://twitter.com/OldSchoolRSChat channel: fart cc>/osg/ 2024 Skilling Competitionhttps://templeosrs.com/competitions/standings.php?id=24607previous >>499709246
first for everyone in this thread except for pedokansen
just a couple of dudes guarding a rift on world 489...
>>499825556jarvis
chocolate
i wouldnt eat that if i were you its clearly a microchip
its filled with caramel
ur hands are oily
from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king
shes probably just well moisturised dont be a bitch
is meriipu here i have a question
then afterwards i think ill talk to mrbeast he wants to pry open my ass and have a feast
>>499826385ur still posting this bro?
>>499825983what does this mean
u have very healthy fingernails
whip whiplash
all my herbs be runnin runnin runnin runnin
at what level should i start pickpocketing master farmers for herb seeds?wiki calculator makes little difference between 64 and 75 farming but the footnote says herb seed drop rates will be worse below 75 so im confused
>>499826609which part didntu get
you better go catch them lol
>>499827157all of it
>>49982713674 and 75*
>>499827169lollll
fish 4 lyfe mane.......... <><
im herb gang pussy you know i brought my secateurs
does compost increase the amount of herbs you get from patch?
yes
what da heck
what did brendon urie mean by lets get these teen hearts beating faster faster amongst the rest of the lewd lyrics
rune defender in 187 kcspooned or naw
>>499827209well u should do something like 200m mining with 3t4g with no breaks for other skills
brighter shores is good
look i already have 200m all planned and scheduled out im not just gonna throw that in the bin for some rando on 4chan
eating leftover pizza from pizza friday for pizza friday
ur 3k ehp midzy it doesnt matterdo something meaningful with ur account
i got 3k uim ehp can i get a gz
can u not be a rude bitch for literally no reason
>>499827771fat
midzy L
im trying to hype u up
>>499826434what is your question
A lot more important things to life than runescape get off my dick about low ehp ain't 25 with no job or family sweaty nerd I'll max when I get chance
>>499827949gz on an account type that matters
>>499827771look at his eyes he hasnt slept because hes spent all night playing brighter shores its that good
>>499828140will u be my rs gf
>>499828223yeah he said he could spend hours playing it. we eating good brighter chads
this is a runescape thread we dont care about your job or family
I remember when runegame released the pirate played for like 48 hours straight or something and posted a selfies with completely bloodshot red eyes and then quit the game and never returned
what pirate
lol i remember that too>>499828457its kinda an iykyk thing
can someone remind me to put my untrimmed cape in death storage when i hit 98 farming
what does illit have to do with this guy they werent even born when osrs came out
ok i will stay out of the know cause i dont think i care enough about ecelebs to google it
wheres my hug
get away from me
between brighter shores and metaphor and osms and osrs my schedule is getting penetrated on all fronts big efp gains low ehp gains
>>499828754lol
aha gm sisters
ok im trying to work out the logistics here would i be allowed to afk redwoods for 1m a week and do the occasional birdhouse run and my tears of guthix and do sepulchreblore not just sepulchre for only agility
gm
gm ily
omg :3
>>499829073yesgood plan
guys can we work together to get the other thread creator ip banned? it's not okay
can you come up with better bait
nobody is replying in his threads anyway
>>499829446>who are adultswhats wrong with liking adults
good evening my super gremlins
hii
heboxjonge is lean af
heart of the reich
just got 4 keys from an invent of 13 urium shades wtf man...
>>499827771looks like shane gillis with even more chromosomes
girls i dont think ill be here in 11 days i dont think my mental can handle it maybe ill be back in 13 or 14 days
can someone come and fish with me n world 474 tehres only one other persoon im lonely :C
sure where at
what does 11 or 13 or 14 days have to do with it specifically
barbarian fishing pond
I saw osrs people shitting on how brighter shores looks dated and bad. did they forget they are playing a 20 year old game?
ya its a 20 year old game that is 20 years old not a game that hasnt come out yet that is 0 years old
BRIGHTER SHORES RAPES THIS SHIT
why are you making light of the r word
you know brighter shores isn';t open world you do everything in a room
the world is realy just a big roo compared to the world whats s the difference
everyone gets to the shelter ww3 is kicking off
why whats happening osg has broken news to me a lot in the past but i dont see anything
israel is bombing tehran
girl youre being a fugly slut rn
who do i cheer for if im antisemitic and islamophobic
you virtue signal for al kharid but keep your real opinions to yourself
god left this thread the second you entered
wdym im still here
wow i must be very powerful then
holy flip can i get a hint for todays connections
rendi has such garbo taste in music
>>499832774im glad osrs isn't room based
>>499834725Are you the same retard who didn't know the difference between flat and smooth shading
>>499834725dungeons aren't rooms if you want to chop a tree go to the tree chopping room
>>499834143purple was a scam like usual
lord help my poor soul
>>499835548get shat on
just beasted
thats a lot of rc xp
mining actually i know technically slayer and agility are better ehp/tear but then youd have to get melees from nmz or something and my agility is too high
my merch is complete i told everyone to buy them but you didnt listen to me
i dont merch i do enough of that irl
k well i got a 37 second time on the mini crossword so
50 seconds... you win this round
hehe
whats up asshole?
yea whats u[p
my peanits
dystopian picture
wow the logs are scaly like a dragon
will you hate me if i make some white pee tonight
>>499831818osrs is timeless therefore it can never look dated
dont eat that!!!
ughhhhhh too much shaqaroni pizza for pizza friday 3 slices is a lot for a girl like me......
rip my nigga rich from reviewtechusa
can you say that word
my treasure was worth around 179 coins
>>499840592your presence in osg was a treasure worth more than all the gp in runey
am i supposed to ignore the digweed
no youre supposed to pee on it
hm i dunno
>>499841443no pick it and put it in a mixalot
new colonello
back in my day wed save a liplack liquor until the next weed came by its all changed these days
just spilled m&ms all over the floor and under the couch i think ill kill myself and respawn in edgeville
>>499841431thanks ily
>>499839506fat bitch
i dont respawn in edgeville i dont want to pay the troll toll
for me i already paid the troll toll to get into that boys soul
buying full bronze
you buy full bronze i buy full bronze(g) we are not the same
monkey gorilla task does anyone hVe any tipes i nevr done before
kill the mongey
monkey see monkey do
if they added monkey gorillas to vscape i would probably boycott until they removed and also added customizeable lolis that you could store in your house
mm so for me im going to open a beginner and a medium and an easy casket prety soon
if they added customizeable lolis that you could store in your house i would probably boycott until they removed and also added monkey gorillas that you could kill on your task
gl with your caskets
thanks my treasure was not that good but i did clog the black headband
if they added monkey gorillas that you could open i would probably stream a whole bunch and open them all in a row to show what i get
one clog in three caskets not too bad we take those
i only stream in the meriicord now i dont like talking to twitch strangers
if they added black headbands to vscape i would probably boycott until they removed and adopt a young girl to be my wife who i would love and cherish and never abandon
ohhh clog means collection logahaha
>>499843956die ped
im not a vscape scientist but i think they probably do have the black headband in vscape
>>499844030gbt
iron toa gang every night beasties
look at all that cheese
gl have fun
oh my god my freakin hoganies
i ingrained a reminder in my head to do them yesterday with my haiku
after we got out of sync ive had no idea when mine are ready
doings listenings why not?
>>499846732>doingseels n beginner clues>listeningshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DivYKRRBGE
>doingskwuarming>listeningscars pass by and dogs barking
Haven't played this game in like 10 years. Whats up bitches
nm you?
if i could be a osrs dev i would probanly remove pvm and make monsters die from skilling actions instead so if you wanted to kill something as fast as possible you would have to tick manipulate with a pickaxe or axe or fishing tool and whichever tool you chose would give you differnt resources from the monster like if you used a pickaxe you would get logs or things thar are made out of wood and if you used a fishing rod youwould get fish or water related items and monsters could be seperated into different zones that are sectioned off and you could only access from portals in a specific area and everywhere else would be monster free so that way youwoulnt have to worry about dying if you were just walking around the world if you were a skiller it would be much more fair that way i think
alright
if i was an osrs dev i would add the cooking expansion and the poh expansion with penpals
sometimes i type out a really long post only to realize that its fucking stupid and not worth posting
did midzy quit
>>499844382hahahahaa cheese cheese cheese cheese and extra cheese lmfao i cant
really long posts feel really nice to type because the shorter posts are just over and done with due to how high my wpm is but a nice long meaty post really gets the fingers going and flexing so i relate in that manner and mine are usually really stupid too but i hit the post button anyways
>>499849268lol!
>>499849384stfu cheese caper
all capes are valid
honestly i agree theres something really satisfying about kicking your fingers up into gear and getting into that typing state of mind ultimately very few of our posts are of any value its more important that we have fun typing them
>>499849447,-,
>>499849034omg this is such a good idea and imagine if there were different types of tools like a scythe and stuff and different tiers of tools and some were really expensive like nearly 2b for a tool and maybe the scythe could hit 3 times instead of just once because its a long sweep and you can have
that is so true youre so wise
what if they added pizza to osrs
dont make fun of cheddar michael shes a sweet and kind girl
did you know its pizza friday
the main point of osg is to be annoying but having fun is ok too i guess
>>499846732>doingswc4clues&beaver>listeningshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_JygU4kvx8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xzv7DnIKPQ
what if meriipu turned into a pizza and everyone in osg got a slice
for me personally being annoying is sort of a side objective to filter the chuds out i dont really know the main point of osg i guess the chatter is nice in lieu of a cc
im pizzamerii i turned myself into a pizza
i think that osg works best when we are having fun being annoying. at least for me i enjoy posting mroe when i am both being annoying and having fun but if im not having fun but still being annoying then it makes me feel annoying in a bad way and then i need to take a break and focus on other things like runescape before coming back to osg to have more funa nd be more annoying (fun style(
Will I still have respect once I max on my UIM then downgrade to a main account?
no one is gonna care about your account one way or the other
i dont respect you now
posted in the wrong thread how embarrassing >_<
another w for those of us that play the game on normal mode instead of baby mode
babymode requires more impressive stats to get a compliment whereas chudmode you get handouts for existing
rhe best part about playing a normal account instead of a chudmoder account is not having to do 800 hour tedious grinds nobody in their right minds would do if it wasnt an official gamemode
wow that pic is like the start of a love story
shes a scarlet letter
sometimes things dont always go according to plan
how are you going to call us chuds when 100% of the problematic posters who use things like the f slur are baby mode real chud mode bitches
this dude said "the f slur" loooool
i am once again begging to go back to bondie and helmie i cant keep track of whos a baby and whos a chud
>>499851037the bukkake balcony
>>499851037thats exactly what i expected from cheese capes actually
girlfarted on papamichael at the toa event :3c
baby = normiechud = ironpersonnow you know
babymoder = bondiechudmoder = bondie20% more normal = ironwoman
20% more cooler = ponywoman
no thats wrong
look to be honest that is completely retarded both modes are absolutely full of chuds
i recall some slurs slipping out from a certain threadgirl during the pronoun update when she was going to battle with the chuds >>499851040
normal irons are still babymoders try playing without a bank
is gertrude a milf
i think i know what youre talking about and that was a "bondie" aka babymoder aka chudmoder which just proves my point >>499851408
me = taking massive jaytroonies
yeah gertrudes a milf but shes got nothing on doris
if ironmen arent chuds then why do they say "jews, btw" after every post they make?
i cant find any mention of jews until you babymode chuddy
wtf is an ironmen i only know iron type 1 and 2
and another thing i dont like that babymoders attempts to erase a part of osg history by replacing the word bondie it forms part of the rich tapestry of this general its just as bad as when everyone tried to say 327 was never the thread world
we should rename bondie to funmoder and we should rename chudmoder to unfunmoder
just ate three slices of pizza in osrs and fell out of my chair when i stretched too much this is shaping up to be a good night
did people deny that 327 was the thread world i thought they just didnt want to do stuff on that world because of the fact that the cc uses it too
ive boiled the kettle like 3 times and keep forgetting to actually make coffee im gonna go boil it a 4th time
stop trying to delete babymoder its not going away sweatie
what were the other ccs back during the release erathere was caravan hq and also a no-fun-allowed cc and somebody even made a meme with a bunch of stick figures chained in a room with a camera forced to say "this is fun we are having fun" but clearly they were notand I think there was a third cc too but maybe I remember wrongthose days are lost media now like that one meme image of the gnome pipe already being in use and and and
>cultmoder trying to disparage playing normally so as to attract more cult members>>499851854 *slays you with my arclight* die vampyre!!!!!
>>499850541one time a guy said nice acc keep it up to me and then a week later i quit
well you should have listened instead of not listening
everyone itt is a retardmoder
>>499851865this never happened
im proud of my retardmode
my iq is below 50 im the dumbest poster in this thread
i had a guy compliment my account at eels once and it felt a little weird cause i take no pride in it whatsoever ive just been playing it for almost 10 years so i was bound to max eventually
my rn used to be 'gothlatinas' and i would get complimented on it pretty much everywhere i went
ungrateful bitch
mine used to be a x files reference and people would go "x files" and iwould go "yeah"
how does that make me ungrateful i said thank you and kept conversating with him he was very talkative
people compliment me more irl than they do in runescape
mine is a reference to a taiwanese puppet show
im releasing pee from my body as i type this
oh my acct is a helmie with like 8k ehp and almost every item on The List™
>>499852540can i see
does anyone remember that funny picture of a rat in a donut box and it says do what you must ive already won lol
if you measure ehp your account is actually worth nothing
how much is 8k ehp is that a lot
i dont measure it the websites do it for me
i do believe that was an opossum
marsupial omg
i'm going to greenlog the mta arena
>>499852707it means he spent 16k hours geting 50% of the maximum possible xp rates he could have gotten at any given time
opossum i hardly know um
>>499852658no
that was my xbox generated gamertag for 360 enragedopossum
>>499852803I greenlogged it before it was a clog
i cant post my xbox gamertag cause it doxxes me if you google it
i was going to make a joke about greenlogging meriipu but i will refrain
when u suck a man dry is that a greenlog?
i used to dominate public lobbies now im just a washed up hasbeen
imagining the smell is enough to make anyone green log
>>499852879What mental illness were you suffering from when you decided to do that?
my logs are green when i eat too many blue m&ms
my logs have been immaculate lately there is basically no need to use toilet paper
anyways
wish i could delete the last 7 posts before this one
>>499853089it was almost bis mage gear and nobody had it so there was nobody to buy it from and it was good magic xp
>>499853293>wish i could delete the last 7 posts before this oneoh ok
>>499853395omg!
>>499853395 why are your logs green
he is triangled D=
what kind of sound does he make
New PB ^_^
does anyone want to be my friend
yeah alright
>>499855237>>499852838
me i do i want to be your friend if only to make it that much more devastating when we become enemies
message rsn midzy to submit your friendship application
ew nvm
my new black headband is sure to attract an eligible rsbf on this herb run
wow can i see
no id never post my toon on 4 chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0m6CjQHiDM
me personally my rsso attracting headband is blue with a yellow fish on it i would post a pic of my toon but i logged out cause i was so bored my chest started aching
jarvis who the hell is that
femboy tummy
can someone be my unpaid actor to beat up in the fight caves so i can do this achievement diary
sure what world
it is not femboy tummy the timezone doesnt align to the pictures of her caramel filled chocolate earlier today
um its femboy tummy she has 93 hp 71 prayer and is in a gim and is chopping yew trees like she blogposts about all the time
idk 330 i guess fight pits 330
well now im confused as heck whos chocolate was that
shenny probably idk i didnt look at the chocolate pics really
that was my gfs chocolate
I used to be hyperenergetic but now I just drool all day and struggle with the grind
the chocolate poster is shenky lol you can tell by the vancouver license plate in the first photo and the filename timestamp format and the timezone obviously
my danimals locked ironman each time i level i must consume one danimals when i finish an entire pack i get to unlock a new chunk
i have a cute tummy but im a boy so nobody would ever want to see it
listen femboy tummy uses that same filename timestamp format for her phone pictures plus femboy tummy had a different ui in this photo https://arch-img.b4k.co/vg/1729286198786.jpg but the stats are the same thats valid
i have a cute tummy behind my happy trail
she even made her toon look like her catfish thats cute
that person is at least 200lbs
hairy tummies cant be cute its a scientific impossibility
thats not true i simped for a boys tummy here but i felt weird about it cause he seemed uncomfortable so i stopped
now that i think about it it seems she is in the same location wearing the same outfit in the picture i just linked. sorry everyone. anyway samantha do you want to be friends dm me
thats why i said behind besides its barely hairy
im half gay and attracted to hairy guys
no thanks I'm a loner
>>499858991are you impersonating me
no shes impersonating me
>>499859087no at least i dont think so have you considered we may be twins separated at birth
just went 700 gold chests with no zealot pieces then got the last two i needed back to back B^)
who holds her its not me im a loner
i just flipped my bf in the ass and made him cum what are you gonna do about it gayboy
picture it in my head
giwtwm the only one to bash my button has been my myself and i
can you rotate it in your head
im not gay and i refuse to accept gays theyre disgusting and stinky however i will fantasize myself as one
probably if i tried hard enough but i might give myself a headache doing that its not as easy as an aple
im half gay and repulsed by hairy guys
me personally im half gay and indifferent
more for me hehe
I'm straight I just like dicks and want to kiss feminine boys and sometimes wish I were a girl
sounds like youre a straight girl you should transition and come hang out we can get our nails done
like that clay aiken song invisible but about being a girl instead
the song is creepy
the catchiest songs always are
wish a nice boy would transition for me and be my gf
I'm not into masc guys and I like girls so even if I transitioned I'd be a lesbian or bi
thats cool you should transition and come hang out and we can finger each other
i bet i would have a cute lesbo gf if i transitioned as a teen instead of letting myself grow into an ugly fat man
lol
eggers looks a lot like bo bice if you think about it
i dont know who that is and im not looking him up so you can kindly take my cock in your mouth and shut the fuck up
i dont see the similarity but i dont really have a picture saved of eggers in my minds eye just from what i remember
if i was invisible then i could just watch you when you roo
my memory of eggers is that he looked like james franco
remember when eggers got a little fat and posted that picture where he looked kind of sad
the main picture i remember of him was when he was on his patio with a cup of coffee and a cigarette or something so i dont remember that no
i dont remember that picture but i remember the one where he got a little fat and looked kind of sad
he looked nothing like james franco his face was more generic american than that
sorry you all look the same to me
he looked like bear mcreary
>>499860775>>499860296
nta but ill take your cock in my mouth could you post an image of it please
what if we transitioned together and agreed to be gfs
>>499825303has there been any news about that server tick upgrade they tested a while back? i wanna play this again but it just feels so laggy
>>499860901>>499852838
im already a girl
im basically like a girl if you really think about it
im thinking about it and i agree
>>499860970
what if we agreed to all transition to the other gender and all of the girls got to pair up and have gfs and all of the boys got to isolate themselves and take training courses to become bitter mean spirited losers who spread hate on the internet
its not laggy for me my ping to my home world is 11
im not really interested in being a boy so i think i will stay a girl if thats okay with you. i could be convinced to go nonbinary if we need the diversity
it doesnt work if everybody doesnt agree to do their part
okay whatever but im going to be the prettiest gayest boy this general has ever seen
i can visit the makeover mage and swap my toons gender until i get bored best i can do
quiet i cant go pee when everyone is talking
i need to pee too lets go together
it can take a few minutes to unlock my urethra its very difficult
I'm not into piss play but the idea of a girl quivering from pleasure as she rides me and pissing all over sounds hot
>>499859713literally me
im the same way a shy peeer
im into piss play
not me i am a dominant pisser with a powerful stream
can someone with a cute voice post a vocaroo
what if we all agreed to transition to the other gender and pee on eachother in a unisex bathroom at runefest
why cant i just stay a girl its not fair
sorry i dont make the rules
zulrah should not have a fixed rotationit should be entirely randomthe melee hits should require melee pray instead of a 2 tile movethere should be no item retrieval system, you die, go back to the island o grab your shit while zulrah attacks you
can i post a vocaroo if i dont have a cute voice
if you think that would make zulrah hard youre really bad at the game can we see your cheese cape
ok go ahead
>>499862908lol!
>>499862908wow you must be good at the game can i see your infernal cape and blorva
if you think thats funny youre really bad at the game can we see your cheese cape
im not logged in at the moment sorry no >>499863053
i dont have a fire cape im a uim
just frothed
as for me i just ate a square of chocolate and shared a piece with my mom
>>499859392Underrated post
gays truly are disgusting
not as disgusting as chuddies like u
pls jagex release the hcuim game mode
So... I thought I'd come back to playing.Turns out my account was banned for botting, I got that fixed, only to find out it *WAS* used for botting, by someone else who cracked the password... and didn't change it.
>>499864193 why are your logs green
me to osg when im trying to take breaks
what are you using against artio nut bladder
at 37k yews so another 14k and I'll have enough for 90 fletchingthen I'm gonna go to corsair cove and get 51k swordfish for 91 fishing(probably more to get cooking to 90)then I'll do 600 beginner clues(or more if I don't fill the clog by 600)maybe I'll just get flats in f2p while I'm at it
can i like my osrs account to an authenticator app to avoid what happened to >>499864193 ?
>>499862908it's not to make zulrah hard, retard-kunit's really boring when you just know where she's going to pop out
>>499864261omg!!
>>499864385I have my authentication setup to my email which is tied to my phone number
>>499864460then dont kill it stupid bitch
>>499864343i got bitches on bitches
>>499864385yes you need to make a jagex account link your toon to the jagex account and then link the jagex account to an authentication method
is shenkansen here i have a question
i used to quit osg cold turkey for months at a time while i played other games that caught my interest but nothing has done that this year so im stuck here
>>499864605?
>>499864261omfg
unless the question is how to be the most efficient nonce you wont get an informed answer
why arent you playing dragon quest XI
this is also me to osg because for some reason i always freaking come back hereand also i loved this movie
>>499864726zomfg!
i dont like jrpgs or single player games in general really
when i quit everyone complains that the general is dead and also im addicted to posting and also i love you
I used to love Japanese games but they kinda fell offYs X for example looks like poo
>>499864634i can answer a question on her behalf if you want
i played tales of arise and it was one of the worst experiences of my life
whenever i quit no one notices im gone and then i feel sad because ive spent so much of my time here and no one even knows who i am and then people confuse me for other anons sometimes and i think ive fallen out of love with osg
>>499864943my question is has she heard of love on the spectrum its a netflix dating show that matches autistic people together and i was thinking she should go on it if they ever make a canada edition
i thought about it but im not high functioning enough
are you the girl i confused clommy for
i think she answered that before but i dont remember what she said
>>499864385Yeah, I'd recommend it.I... don't think I'll be playing my witch anymore. Time to start from square 1... maybe a chunklocked ironman? ... on one hand sounds fun, on the other that requires not using the GE and how does one actually grind fletching without using the GE? ACTUALLY CUT WOOD?
i think so and then one time someone confused me for boxee
>>499865060thats the trade off with anonymity no one can ever truly know you but on the other hand no one can ever truly hurt you . in runescape
i didnt know you were in love with meh aha
trails in the sky was fun
im not in runescape im in bed
omg i know who you are and i think about you a lot
ok well its impossible to know youre gone specifically with no rsn attached to you and when youre anonymous like thats its only natural to be confused with other people since we copy posting habits so often and furthermore if youre the one who posted about how you missed how anonymous osg used to be thats one of the reasons i disagreed in a sense im not really sure how to word it but its nice to know when people are around
she 100% has a rsn attached at least i know it but it might be a iykyk thing
crabby-o..........
is she crabby-o
what the hell
what if crabby-o turned into a pizza and everyone in osg got a slice
my tinnitus flared up immediately after those posts what did you do to my brain
>>499849965nobody gets a slice of my rsso
excuse me can we change the subject now um whats everyones doings and listenings
Idbite into my slice crust first like trump in that pizza hut commercial
im laying in bed and posting in osg listening to the tap tap of my finger nails on the phone
too sleepy to roo huh i know the feeling
why is no one logged in
thats so me im lying on my couch cuddling with my cat being sad i was listening to thegrandestnothing by BONES before i started going couchmode
>doingyews>listeninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOy1Y-B72HY
ive been rewatching bates motel recently has anyone watched it
>>499862281https://vocaroo.com/17wsJMc7fnHz
>>499866203>>499852838
i wish i could click that vocaroo but hearing women speak makes me want to cry
sorry can we circle back and confirm that youre crabby-o and thats who anon was thinking about it would help me
Why doesnt Mahogany homes just pay coins, are you working for free or something?
actually the subject has already been changed
what if i said please
what if osg turned into a pizza and every crabby-o got a slice
>>499866250wow can you see chicken bake for me its my favorite food from costco
you really cant beat the 1.50 hot dog and soda combo or my names not despa
id much rather have a chicken bake but im a costgo guy so of course i like the chicken
i visited despa at the pond today and we fished in silence and then she logged out
i want to get a costco membership but i have too much social anxiety to go inside and talk to someone can i borrow your card
me i just got my brows done and now im going to go buy some sort of $8 sugar drink then im going to do my herb run in runescape and listen to death grips or something idk
the money store was on my 5x5 i got compliments about it in my old wow guilds music channel
i could never get into wow it was too gay
im half gay
warmane onyxia TBC pre-patch starts in a week I'm gonna make female draeneis
anyone tried the new monster ultra vice guava yet
https://youtube.com/watch?v=823GNH4RczgAmericans actually believed this
more like guano i dont drink that crap
i am the mindfreakM I N D F R E A K!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTqsV3q7rRUamericans actually believed this
im stuck feeling confused because the subject changed and it wouldnt be appropriate to ask the question i want to anymore
is there a website or tool where i can enter somneones name and see the average loot value of all their bosses
cheezits!!
that website wouldnt make sense because item values fluctuate greatly and are very inflated on release
i have a question are we still reading frankenstein this month i havent been to the library yet i might be behind
yes bitch im reading it by myself i already said i knew you werent going to read it
it doesnt have to be perfectly accurate and it would help me understand how this person has full cheese ancestral and a tummy 255 huey isnt worth 1.5b i dont think
>>499866250this made me angry i was expecting something cute
i dont have a cute voice
a few girls have told me i have a nice voice but i dont like it it sounds hideous
okay well i feel like youre trying to get someone to ask for proof so ill be the one>>499868728proof?
sorry i need to ask this question or its going to bother me is crabby-o actually a unique individual poster because they kind of quit playing before i posted here actively and in my head i always assigned them as shenkansen so he could attend osg meetups like the easter one and such someone please reply and sorry if thats offensive to you to be compared to him
iykyk bitch
>>499868689proof?
whatever
dont get hung up the iykyk poster is provably midzy
actually i started it
ive posted 3 roos and gotten called cute a single time so i have a 33% success rate
not to give you any doubts but whenever i see someone post a roo and it gets no attention i feel really bad so i call them cute
yikes
okay well now i have to go reread the post and im gonna feel really bad if it came off like a pity reply and probably never post one again
sorry i was lying ive never done that
why would you shatter her self confidence like this
hate when i open a new tab and then completely forget why i did it
they replied to me in under 2 minutes which doesnt seem like a cute(pity) to me but maybe im just coping and now youve got me really self conscious
>>499866250you sound cute
rude bitch you ruined everything
im getting pukey
post the vocaroo
sometimes when someone genuinely cute posts a roo i have to hold myself back from going obsessive mode on them to not scare them away so i usually just say a small compliment like cute
thats a little creppy... but im the same >~<!
this is 4chan were all creppy here
im the amelia earhart of osg if you really think about it
ya sometimes someone will sound cute and get no attention so ill say they sound cute and they really do but they got no attention but i want to nourish the little cute seed and then when they post more i dont want to seem infaturated with them so i wont comment again but i listen to it on repeat like that one guy asking for a double chunk chocolate cookie
im normal and not weird at all but you girls are weirder than me with this stuff holy moly
are you the obsidian vault anon thats really weird ngl
>>499870991lol
none of you grown ass men have cute voices
im not weird im 20% more normal now if you havent noticed
upon further investigation one of my roos was replied to with an rsn request so i wont bump that to a 66% success rate but mayhaps a 50
jarvis search the archives for posts with vocaroo links with replies that contain the text "cute" or "rsn?"
>>499871175can you repost them i want to see if i was the one commenting on them
i have noticed we are so twins fr
youll have to run the jarvis archive command to find them im already uncomfortable and i will be very embarrassed if you say it was a pity reply
stfu and post them nobody likes a victim card bitch
no one will say that i promise please please please
im going eelmode
can someone with a settled-like cadence please post a vocaroo
for me everybody always says my vocaroos are based, beast, sicko mode, etc
I hope brighter shores has a sailing skill
quiet conceited bitch
i know i sound conceited but im the smartest poster itt
>>499871775are they songs
if youre the smartest poster in a thread youre in the wrong thread thats what they say you know
ok if someone says something completely unironic and nobody mentions it for days weeks or months but its on your mind and then you most it occasionally because its so ridiculous and it picks up did you create the thread phrase or did the unironic poster
the unironic poster
actually you share custody of the meme
what do you mean the bit is still fresh
im still thinking about autozone coochie i really like the smell of rubber and gasoline
that post actually made me laugh out loud which does not happen often
ok for me the bit is especially funny because i perhaps falsely attribute it with the 142 iq anon aka the guy that rambled about crystalized intelligence aka the i have the largest vocabulary of any poster itt poster
if your IQ was higher than average you wouldn't be posting in 4chan.
i dont think thats true theres actually smart people itt im just not one of them
im like smart compared to the general population but not like that smart if you get me
Average implies 85-115, so to someone like you with 85 IQ you might perceive someone with 110-115 IQ as intelligent.
I'm smart but lazy
that crystallized iq post bothered me because he was doing an "uhh actually" after criticizing that type of mindset and then didnt reply to me when i brought it up
i am the shikamaru-lite of osg what a drag lol
do you girls think a 30 year old permaneet could get a job with some it certs
no you dumb neet bitch do you know how competitive it is maybe you should have went to school instead of played runescape on your mums dime for 12 years
I wonder if the 142 iq poster is the same one I stole the i know i sound conceited but im the smartest poster thing from that we now have shared custody over but she has been a shitty comparent so maybe i have full custody now
it was on the governments dime
you are better off trying to make money on twitch or youtube desu if you have a decent voice its piss easy to get chatgpt to write a video script for you
the 142iq poster is easily identifiable if you do some research
is it me? am i 142 iq? i hope it’s me >__<
correct my llama 3 model is able to identify her posts with 95% certainty
also sorry they are the same person originally but who youre thinking of added the conceited thing i think and shes been 20% more normal lately
idk what my iq is but on two separate occasions i fell for twitch account phishing scams
twice?? rsn?
>>499873137room temp (celsius)
i probably couldve been smart if i didnt waste my 20s not planning on making it through my 20s
i know you're here nut bladder. can you please answer my question? >>499864343
was nutbladder ever behind any roos
>>499844382average osg cheeser. likely babymoders too. bet you wipe to baba in your 150s
you know what youre doing lol
this is the original smartest poster in this thread and its not me >>493347315 i just use it a lot because you have to be so narcissistic to say that its crazy
no thats not the original it goes further back than that but i dont wanna get into it for reasons
lol it still cracks me up
no nut bladder is against any sort of unanonymity the only thing he shared about himself is that hes 40
you dont want to get into it because youre the source of the madness thats how come you can say with such confidence
im exhibiting so much self control rn you have no idea
you need to show me a further back example because i asked to see her bank and was amazed by that response
i dont want to get into it but i have the most room temp iq in this thread
please dont post so ominously
it would not be wise to elaborate
>>499873378whats a babymoder
if you have to ask its you
ok sorry it goes further back than that but they are the same person
i think its when you play runegame with a diaper on personally i prefer thigh highs
midzy is the nelson muntz of osg
is your name godel because every one of your posts is incomplete
particle man particle man
and i think its gonna be a long long time
charlie needs a raw trout
just dropping the kids off at the pool lol
can i get an update on the gnomonkey ghcim drama
yeah he died to scurrius and monkey toa room and ragequit
Is oldschool runescape science fiction or fantasy
>>499874923lol
The fact that the Barrows Gloves don't come from Barrows makes me want to nuke Jagex
end game uims be like let me afk at vyres for 20 hours so i can spend 3 hours at nex
jagex should do something about blood shards theyre unreasonably dififcult to upkeep
i went couchmode for too long and now im not sleepy enough to go to bed
is juiceb0x here
>>499875565yea
>>499875609why have i seen your rsn in the vscape screenshots shenky posts here
>>499873874idk who that is is that good or bad
hes a schoolyard bully who points at kids and says "haha" but has an incredibly sad and bleak homelife
isnt that like every chud
his teammate never helped the team and stole all of his supplies runes and gp then went and did raids solo despite not being skilled
im the nelson mandela of osg
im the denji of osg weve been through this already
im pochita :)
it should be obvious to anyone thats listened to his podcasts that sae bae loves to make everything about himself
i would prefer silence over a runescape podcast
I only listen to one podcast but they only do three shows a week so I can't listen every day
why are you ignoring my question nut bladder is it because you hate me
he hates all of us yeah also he probably doesnt want to be broadcasting that hes doing wilderness bosses likely on aus worlds in the thread
why does he hate us :/
talk about the game
nut bladder might be out with the boys at the pub for all you know its saturday night after all
is colosseum worth playing again for
i figured she was stalking his temple or wom or something but they havent been updated maybe shes stalking his hiscores
Are the osrs memb codes safe to buy? I heard they were discontinued
idk i just pay for membership with my debit card
can the cat ladies help me out why does my cat only sleep at the foot of the bed i keep trying to bring him close to me so i can cuddle him but then he squirms out of my arms and goes back to the foot of the bed i just want to cuddle him
no im not that obsessed with him
i think some cats are just like that and its rng which kind you get but im not sure ive only had the one basically my whole life and shes always loved chilling w me
Why would I wanna pay for the overpriced membership when the codes are cheaper
sorry babe it wasnt a debate i was just telling you i dont know
okay i guess that makes sense ill try to be happy that he at least likes to be next to me even if he doesnt like to be held
I’m just had my bisexual awakening, is this the best game for me?
i ate too much girlslop im all stinky today
i made a new rsfriend yesterday i think :)
wow can i smell
im biphobic
i bought some natto to try i am gonna make rice and eat it. and play runescape
im not all the cute girls are bi so id be shooting myself in the foot if i did that im still homophobic though lol
midzy you edated someone in this thread that was a man
>>499877468lol
no it was all in his head i just responded normally like a conversation
enjoy your Beans and Runescape
thank you
all the cute girls say theyre bi so they can be special and apart of the queer community
can someone please post a vocaroo
>>499877589just fucking stop pretending to be me
being bi is just normal because cute is justice exclusive het attraction is religious indoctrination and exclusive homo attraction is a product of molestation
youre projecting your feelings on everyone else
chat is that real
i think thats real
i uh agree that being bi is pretty normal but im not 100% on her same page for the rest of it
is that why im ok with kissing a cute feminine guy but not a masculine guy
thats your internalised homophobia
what no
since we’re on the topic i have a theory that many people i’ve seen on vg aren’t really gay they’re just desperate and lonely and take what they can get which is other creepy weirdos like them
im half gay i investigate the battle staff wielders of gielinor often
i completely sincerely find weird autists very attractive
ok maybe it is i think masculine men should be with women but that doesnt mean im homophobic
i love to suck and fuck
>>499878265rsn ma'am?
*PPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
masc dudes like Jason Statham don't do anything for me I only like cute
what do the chuds think when they read these conversations
hhggh i love jason statham but i think its just the accent
i wish they would talk about the game mixed in with slurs
>>499878470doing some tempoross my runephew
>>499878421rsn?
>>499878576midzy
>>499878593would you like to meet up in warsaw next summer for a drink
>>499877721https://voca.ro/1bchX0tvt6sx
omggggg im so druuuuuuunk xDDD
might swallow half a bottle of melatonin to put me to sleep
>>499878657rsn?
https://voca.ro/12Bqe55NcmpM
>>499878789would you reject me if i had less than 1k ehp...
might do zalcano while zalcing my cano
fucked up in the crib sippin dr perky
A hopeless romantic all my lifeSurrounded by couples all the timeI guess I should take it as a sign
nigga zalcing he cano
careful using that slur someone got banned for it
just 1 more beginner clue
we did it im gonna go swallow half a bottle of melatonin gummies gnily
heat just kicked onsmells like dust cookingwe're back
some might say i have demon feet
>>499879740gnilysm i hope u take an appropriate amt of melatonin and sleep well
what about me how come you didnt read my mind and see im going to sleep too
>>499878697>>499878808rude bitch
shut it midzy
>>499881749ilysm also and i hope you sleep well and also take an appropriate amount of melatonin
some days Im super cold and sleepy and not hungry at all, other days im super warm and super awake and super hungry. Idk what the fuck causes that.
probably like the weather and your level of activity and diet and sleep quality the night before and uh the moon
under pressure body sweating can you focus (doing my herb run)
need a kpop gf need to zone out while she rambles about her bias and buy her photocards and branded glowsticks whenever she wants
why not bf? Are you some sort of homophobe.
i would accept a bf but not a kpop bf thats just not my personal preference in a man
im gay
hey chat i just woke up having croissants for breakfast and mining stars
you cant drag potions from the bank to the potion store fuck it all
headass bitch type shit
the implementation of the potion storage is poor i am NOT a headass bitch
We need an amulet of bindng that doesnt disintegrate so fast. Makes using it at gotr so annoying.
might have a shower
>>499887464no idea why they're not adding an (i) with the update, make it store 5 amulets worth or something
eating a beef stew but yeah i think i will have a shower after the beef stew
finished my beef stew going to have a shower
okay i love you see you soon
>>499864343I haven't started artio/spindel yet. I needed to process a bunch of shit in my looting bag, otherwise I would've completely run out of space and would have to constantly juggle death piles until I'm done.>against artioToss up between crystal bow or sunlight hunters crossbow.Apparently the crossbow is like 10% better, but I don't know if getting the ammo is really worth it.
nut bladder you look so cute in that picture
did anything happen while i was in the shower
mmm depends on what you mean by happen
boutta plorp
>I immediately launched into a detailed 45-minute lecture about his suboptimal gear choices, explaining exactly how many ticks he was potentially wasting per hour and calculated his theoretical DPS losses down to four decimal places. He still didn't see the problem. So as a last resort I cooked up a spreadsheet showing their projected XP waste over the next six months if they continued on this path of mediocrity.
im a skiller not a killer!
I took a break and came so well I almost fell asleep. Cant have that when theres goonscaping to do, I mean runescaping.
what are you wearing :3
graceful and my untrimmed agility cape
i'm wearing tummy graceful and my trimmed agility cape
im bankstanding with my goggles and my amulet today is herblore day
ive got me knob out
proof?
Wilderness?More like wilderyess!Vote yes for wilderness polls, vote yes for PVP updates, vote yes for blighted overloads.
>>499901982beast
dont care youre a helmet
i vote yes on all because it means more content for my zanaris server :)
0-4 morning goon seesh5-9 control my urges
https://youtu.be/K9BBZP34wpk
mod manked works for rot
>just realized I deathpiled with my pet still out>I realized this like two fucking days late, because followers are extremely buggy and don't appear for hours/days sometimes so I forgot all about itFuck. I don't wanna spend a mil, I guess that's the end of Mr. Fox.
>cant afford 1 millol look at this poorfag
my enemy just logged on
>>499904675Fletching (as an example) costs like 75m to max on UIM, I've only got like 20m liquid cash so I need every penny I can get.Maxing is expensive and I'm a brokeass nigga, there's no room for fox revivals.
>>499904452theres a fox pet?
>>499905152Yeah it's a reskin of the woodcutting pet, you get it by finding a rare item via Forestry
ok
>>499905347ahh I see
We're making our own server when Project Zanaris launches right?
>>499906194ip logger
f no i aint playing with you freaks
My server has a minimum of 65% beast requirement.
i think thats illegal where i love
my server is going to be called meriiscape and if you want to play on it you have to be nice and lift other players up
at what age were u guys like "ok fine i need to stop beating my dick to porn every day"
>>499906913idk I wish I had better things to do
>>499906913i have been trying to quit for over a decade
>>499906913i'm 27 and still play this game every day because i'm addicted do you think i have the willpower to stop compulsive masturbation?
>>499906913i don't use porn to beat my dick, but what does this have to do with runescape?
>>499906913In my late 20s I lost most of my libido I guess, I slowed down a lot. It wasn't a conscious decision, it just slowly happened.Coincidentally I stopped being a neet soon after that, and that took most of the rest of the desire away. Tired, and no more endless free time.
>>499906913I've never been bigly into (((porn))), I watch very little self produced stuff, nothing industrial. I use h-manga primarily.
>>499907671could you elaborate more on escaping neetdom
>>499908648There's not much more to elaborate on, I got myself a jobI am very mentally ill (aren't we all if we're here), so this is something I had not imagined myself doing.It's nice having money, and having absolutely nothing going in my life did get depressing, but a part of me does miss those days. I'm not cut out for the normie lifestyle (friends, relationships), so just the work without any of those with it feels hollow. Oh well
>>499910810Stop assuming that others are mentally ill. Mental illness isn't even real. It's just something people claim to have for attention. Have fun selling your soul to a corporation.
>>499910810how could you get a job without them asking why you didnt have a job for a decade mostly
>>499911153I'm fairly sure a significant percentage of the people here are mentally ill.The amount of schizo behavior I've seen is not normal
talk about the game or don't post
>>499913710you're right, I deleted the offtopic posts that I could
>Have fun selling your soul to a corporation.weird way to say "have fun making money"
im gay and horny
:)
>>499913710is that you in the picture
glasses ruin everything >>499913710
>>499913710she looks like retired camgirl ivyrae and great now i need to kwuarm
>>499919657idiot
>>499920932offended by scientific facts classic redditor
>>499911153>mental illness isn't even realMeds
anyone here anti-trans
glasses make every girl cuter i will die on this hill
>>499922492yea
>>499922550do your parents know youre trans?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjBhcc28u4cits up
>join official /osg/ discord>its literally just people chain spamming picrel and posting country musicactually insane. are these people 15?
>>499922728the meriicord is a comfy place that doesnt have this problem
>debt collectors spam calling me on the weekendsim just like, not gonna pay my debt haha
>>499922728wow can i join
>>499923213there was a google form to apply for an invite i think
>>499922728>officialI've been a major part of these generals for like 8 years or so, I'm unironically probably responsible for about 20-30% of all posts in these threads (I don't directly post that many, I just encourage, create or foster discussions), and I have never been there. Ergo it is not representative of the actual thread participants.
>>499923328get a freaking life
>>499922873wow can i join
>>499923848no, I will continue guiding /osg/ to greatness (which is just discussing the game and not going too far off topic)
official meriicord invitation form https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1QUqIFxJcjJxOR41gETDrraUjWOrGZsP7O4fJ1OA4KnQ/viewform
i filled out the form a few nights ago and havent heard back
>>499922728what the hell did you expect?
logging in but not into osrs jsyk iykyk
>>499922728Can you report them for hatespeech? Get the banned (deservedly) and the Discord shut down.
>>499924703quiet snitch
im the karina of osg iykyk
>>499924738Snitches get riches
>>499924842lemmie see those knockers hehehe
actually snitches and talkers get stitches and walkers like the song
excuse me can someone buy me a bond please ill post a nice vocaroo in return if you do
>>499924997maybe rsn?
none of them recognized numazu when i posted her so its safe to assume everyone here is 15 yeah no way they know flonne
>>499924997vocaroo first
vocaro first and say your rsn in the vocaro so theres no way someone else can claim it trust me you gotta be smart about this
thats not numazu thats sayob
more like zaboomafoo
okay what should i say in the vocaroo
wow numazu looks like a nice place
is that mt reinier its the largest landmass in the state of washington
say were costco guys of cou8rse we get a double chunk chocolate cookie
paizuri method with karina
>>499925376That large of a body of water scares me. Imagine being placed in the middle of it.
for me its rsn eunbi
dont do that please even getting water on my face in the shower freaks me out
...swim to the shore?
youd freeze to death before you made it to shore
its snowing on mount fuji and its hot in topeka
you'd*
>>499917128The rest are going to be prayer potions, if I had any huasca herbs.
>>499925797I looked on Google Maps and it's about 20km across, I'm not a lazy bum but that's a pretty big swim>>499925883It's actually surprisingly warm there, it's mid 20s Celsius in late October.
>>499926045you did the monkey method because you have no lye not impressed gg go next
thinking about the ocean makes me pukey
>>499926128What the monkey method?
>>499926359the one you did. the one for literal monkeys who cant think about whats best to make so they just click
how do you know she used the spam click method
because she has no lye
she was probably min maxing lye as its the hardest to source on an iron
you use snaps its 40 lye paste per herb its not rocket science its the clear winner because its trading the least herb xp for the most herb xp
i love the ocean i want to buy a boat and live in it it would be cool to play runescape from the middle of the ocean maybe then the sailing skill would be actually kind of cool to train but i dont know if i will be playing runescape anymore at that time because then brigher shores will be out but then playing brigher shores in the ocean would be wierd because there would be no shores around me also im not sure if there would be an internet connection there
why would you use snap
youre crazy if you think im putting snaps into the machine
make the new thread
ask nicely rude bitch
well actually ranarrs are slightly better but its clearly ranarrs or snaps idk what you arent sure about
Yeah I made a lot of paste (actually made around 430k of all paste according to my number crunching on day 1 prices) zoned out and completed orders.Did a good amount during initial mixology, but stopped until it got buffed.Finally got all the rewards and then just bought aldarium with the spare points.
no bitch make the thread or else
ok fine im making it so no one else better make it or im going to be really chuffed
im going to be honest guys im still stuck in like 2004-2006 era content ive never done mixology nor do i know what you're talking about
i havent spent 3000 hours in raids so im not willing to use snaps
then what are you saving snaps for if its clearly not raids lmao
ill make the thread after i get this level im working on right now just give me a minute
>>499928159>>499928159>>499928159
i am saving them for raids ive just been more focused on skilling lately
