Lobta edition>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-116>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passworderg>Touch Bloodstain:>>499573481
No
>>499937848No what
Now that the dust has settled, why was the DLC so ass? and how did it still sold good? has Fromsoftware fallen?
>>499938092Yerp, it's the white cliffs of dOver
SEX WITH SELLEN'S GRAVEN MASS
>invade a guy>on his own, clearly waiting for invaders to duel>hide in a bush and watch youtube for 15 minutes till he dcsi do this every time. go to the arena or liurnia summon spot you fucking faggots i want real invasions
>>499938556Dat mass....
>>499938778HehehheThank you for your sacrafice of tempting them from the pool for 15 minutes
>>499937848/thread
>>499937848You're right.
>>499937848Wrong
>>499937848Yesand noWait I dont knowI think I'm dying, hold up I'm invincible
I love sluts!
>>499940776You can see Rya's nipple
>>499940776>>499940928Hot.>>499925709I'm not talking about Godwyn, dumbass. I'm talking about things like Radahn vs Malenia, which was established originally as battle between the two mightiest of the demigods for each other's shard. And sure, maybe none of it was actually rewritten by From in the two years between the base game launch and the dlc, but it sure as hell feels that way as the player.>>499904373I thought he was Cu Chulainn>>499902054Whoa
Forgive me, Charo...
>>499940928have you ever shown your boobs to a guy?
>>499941226>hidden grave>text just tells you immediatelyText can't keep a secret
Ignore and report offtopic, it's getting ridiculous.It's likely that Nox was better at staying on topic than recent nu-erg threads
>>499942581Do you use the lantern? I use it pretty much for any dark place, but I've seen a lot of people just not bothering and just looking around in the dark
>>499942728I do, especially for the Bloodborne throwback.However, my top favorite light sources are:ghostflame torch > lamenting visage > lantern > starlight.What's your ranking?
>>499943104I honestly just figured the torches were mainly a thing that like got phased out once you unlocked the lantern, I never thought of keeping using weapon light sources, being able to keep that hand free has always like been something I valued more so for me it was always like lantern>>>>>>>>>everything elseThat said I do kind of miss and love the fact that you can L1 torches to like make the light go further, that is always great
>>499940776MelinaGod I love brunettes
>>499943976This is just as bad as loving genetic monstrosity inbred dog breeds
>>499941234Madison has shown hers to total war modders at the very least
>>499944295Mental illness
>dsg is less trash than erg nowgrim
>>499945257grave
What holidays do you think the Golden Order has?
>>499945257that's what I'm saying, constant offtopic and pointless insults. erg needs to be purged
>>499945453>>499945257I think it's time for a mergeNext thread will be /ddesrg/Dark Danganronpa Elden Souls Ring General
Fuck off dsgtroon
I think the game would be saved if Fromsoft would just make an official vocaloid group using their charactersEverybody wants it
>>499944502Post them here, Maddy
>>499941209Love you tripfag
>>499944502That's not true wnd you don't have to say that
>>499946974Your sister is going to win
>>499945407I thunk maybe they'd have holidays commemorating the victories over various other kingdoms, though with a lot of the knledge sort of steipped out of like what the victories were really like/aboutThen probably some maybe based around when the erdtree would bloom or do plant related things back when it used to, now just hollowly followed without the actual blessings still being there
lowly times these are
Why would heckin cute and valid Miquella charm xir sister?
>>499944502>>499947209is this true, sweetie? I feel betrayed
>>499948589No
>>499946989<3>>499947280Lol, that's what she said 13 years ago when she tried to kill me. "Just like that *finger snap*" But hey, I'm sure it'll be easier for her now that I know what's going on, right?
>>499948320>the dignity to reach radahns measureMaleriabros
>>499948725so you've never shown them to anybody? that's a relief
>>499948763Yes, now there's more angles to go at for it
This is it. Erg is done. There is apparently nothing left to discuss, only shitposting about personal life and sex. Sad end.
>>499949353what do you expect? lore is shit, pvp is shit, and a general can't sustain itself on the singleplayer of a single game alone
>>499949353If you were told you had to add a new gfwature, but specifically WASNT allowed to go back and fix an old feature or improve that, it had to be a seperate system, what would you add?
>>499949571>>499949353feature*
>>499949570still more than>>499948873>>499948763>>499948589etc. Literally Nox times were better, it's insane
>>499949570>invade >there's two other fuckers and more blue fags on the wayNo thanks.
https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6303692-blen
>>499949840>there's two other fuckersbut that's the pointyou are severing from open world dead level ganks tho, right?
>>499950001Naturally. Open world invasions are ass.
>>499949869I wish they'd add an invasion mode
>>499949001How? How can there be "more angles" now that I know, when nothing she was doing worked even before I knew? I don't even have a port to get infected anymore.>>499949783So go to dsg to complain about it and leave the people having actual discussions alone. You bitched about Nox when he was here, too. So maybe we aren't the problem.
>>499951517>having actual discussionsabout your sister and tits? Sure, I'll happily leave you alone
>>499951517Take your trip off and stop being a fag. Okay? Homo?
>>499951517Because as more elements are introduced, the more weak points there are. You have to get lucky every single time. We have to get lucky once.
raping and murdering ergy femanons for spamming the thread with worthless retarded posts
>>499952630don't bully her, she's not smart enough to understand what she's doing is wrong
>>499952878Women are truly retarded, but I NEED my gfs company to keep me sane. It's a weird world.
If Fromsoft added another stat, what should it be? What identity would it have?
>>499953164Honoru
>>499953305What would it do?
>>499953383It wouldn't be a stat you can control, it would be how you play the game and interact with NPCs.
>>499952213After 30 years it isn't luck. It's idiots so sure that what they're doing will work that they don't consider what they'll do when it doesn't. 30 years of failed gambits because every perceived "weakness," turned out not to be a weakness at all. She couldn't do it before when I didn't know about her being my sister, didn't know about the money, was living with her and in love with her (because I didn't know who she was.) How can it work now that I know about the money, I know she's my sister, we don't live together and I'm not in love with her?>>499951705Great >>499952098Nah, I like it because it bothers you. Faggot.
>>499953558That's an interesting idea. I don't like morality systems so much but it could be interesting for there to be different interactions with npcsThough I'd think that fromsoft would probably underutilize it since there's not a huge amount of quests that I think WOULD interact with it
>>499953745You'll slip up
>>499953745Wouldn't it probably be more effective to have sex with her?
>>499953383>>499953305so kinda like the sin stat in ds2? or blue sentinel sin counter in ds1?ds2 had an invisible sin stat that would inc if u killed npcs and invaded ppl— the more sin u have the lower your hp can drop via hollowing until u reach the wretch status— which iirc is permanent. Also there was a sword that would lose damage the higher ur sin was.ds1 also had a sin thing where the more u invaded ppl the higher chance u would have of being invaded by a blue sentinel
>>499953141it's our stupid fucking brains that want to procreate and have a community
>>499953164Resistanceit adds resistances
>>499954625I'm a fan of when she puts her head on my chest when we watch a movie in bed and randomly touches my penor. That's nice.
Why
>>499955640I love when your girlfriend does that to me too
>>499955640thanks, now I want to kill myself. have fun with your gf anon
>>499953164I don't think souls games need more stats, unless they go more into the rpg direction (and they should).As it is, I think health and defenses should be reworked so that pve and pvp balance was closer [so no huge nerfs to dmg reduction talis in pvp] and high vig shouldn't be required.Arcane clearly lacked identity. The selection of weapons and spells was pretty random.I think every combination of stats should correspond to some theme/playstyle, stuff like int/arc lacked that. I would also increase stat reqs across the board.Consumables/crafting system needs reworking. Perhaps the third non-physical stat like arcane could be related to the power and quantity of available consumables which would re-fill automatically.
>>499956003>unless they go more into the rpg direction (and they should).
Fromsoft should steal Death Stranding terrain mechanics
From Soft should make a closed world game
>>499955934Just don't be ugly and be around girls until one shows interest.
Fromsoft should make the sequel about the sugondese
>>499957590oh well if it's that easy then I guess I won't have a problem
>>499957483They likely will, but I don't mind the open world, especially the more compact one from the DLC
>>499957603Durrr what is sugondese durrr
>>499954624
>>499958076The sugondese were sug Sug on dSugondeezThYou should sug onSugging on desugsug the sug on thesogginondese
>>499938092It's by far the most WTF FROM DLC I've ever played. It's a step forward and a step backwards in almost every way. It's got pointless weapons like the Cleaver that I'd laugh at modders for trying to sell us as a new weapon, let alone an official thing. It's got some good bosses like Midra but also some WTF bosses too like Hippo. It has so many glitchy parts like that one Gaol cave wall. I have no freaking clue how 2 years and this is still so buggy.
>>499941209>I thought he was Cu ChulainnIf he was Chulainn then we'd get a naked guy in body paint, several hair and eye colors, having sex with every female on the planet. He'd be too crazy for Elden Ring. Hoarah Loux without Serosh isn't half as insane as a warp spasm.
>>499938092It was kinda woke but the gameplay and bosses were pretty good.
>>499959620>It was kinda wokeHow
>>499959656
>>499959656>girlbosses>mpreg>gay incest pedophilia
>>499959765Idk what yhis means
>>499959656Gay incest plot, ugly female girlbosses (freyja), weak simp men (thiollier), lgbt representation (milady moveset) also type a/b left over from base game
Radahn will never be allowed to forget this.
>>499959835Gaslight gatekeep girlpissThe last two are insane villians though, it doesn't treat them like good thingd
>>499959881he was gay, radahn?
>>499938092The same reason the base game was ass, open world + rollslop
>>499959980>Gaslight gatekeep girlpissWut
>>499960142Tripfren if you really cared about the general like you said months ago you wouldn't shit it up to this degree.Cease.
>>499960265You heard me
>>499960142Successfully being framed is a slip upPlanting drugs and reporting it then saying you talked about self medicating with them
>>499960328he's an attention whore, why would he stop?
>>499954116Effective at what? When I first learned she was my twin I was tempted to send her a picture of Jaime and Cersei Lannister and saying "this could be us but you keep playin," but I didn't think she'd appreciate it. Especially if my family has been telling everyone (including her, potentially,) I was in denial about her being my sister and obsessed with her. On an unrelated note, here's something for all the non-Americans next FC
*invades you in real life*
Gave up on trying to make a wooden macuahuitl because it looked like shit. Trying to make a hornsent one now.
>>499961215At "winning"It would solve your problems, and you should still do that, it's not really too late.
>>499961215It's an attempt to get you to say incestuous stuff/joke about it on here so that she can show the rest of your family and say you're trying to get into an incest relationship to distance and make them have reason to throw you out
>>499961215>On an unrelated noteThat's every post of yours man. Look i will always support you tripfren but please, take it like a man.
>>499959980do you have a piss fetish?
>>499961354Looks okay.
>>499961698Who doesnt?
>>499961945This is what you look like.
>>499961945me? it's kinda gross desu
Elden Ring needs more quadrupeds with 0 frame startup charge attacks
>>499962505is this an oceiros hate post
>>499962610No, Oceiros's spiritual successorsRune bears, lion guardians, falling star beasts, and dancing lions
>annoyed that there's no interactions with Melina if you do the skc before burning the erdtree>look it up>the voice actress fucking diedOh
>>499963051Bastard
>>499961354Why not make it out of stone? And the teeths either out of stone too or obsidian, basically anything glassy looking with a black tint.
>>499963051I don't think it mattered, they don't care about melina
Fcee tonight if you don't join you're a homosexual
>>499963213I don't think it would look very interesting much like the normal wooden one I madeThe hornsent vibe gives me more inspiration, plus they seem like the only faction who'd actually use a macuahuitl in the game
>>499963548If I'm a homosexual I'll be based like Radahn.
>>499963548Why do you keep targeting me by only ever having the effcee when I have to work
>>499964616stupid wagie
>>499963548i'll join if theres a 3/4
>>499964813That's ai....
>>499965143sorry ill post something real instead
>>499965291Thank you
>>499964616Buy a rope schizoid.
>>499960328>>499961194Have you noticed I only talk about it in response to someone else who posts about it? Take it up with them.>>499960685Okay, but who's going to do it if I live alone, work alone, and don't make friends or date? How am I supposed to get caught with planted drugs when the only people who could find them are the authorities and I don't do anything that would even give them a reason to be searching in the first place? Why do you think they had to resort to trying to plant drugs on me (and in me,) then get me accused of something that would let the police search for drugs? Cause I wasn't doing anything that would justify police searching me/my things or drug testing me, even when I was on the drugs they slipped me without my knowledge and that I'd never done before. Seriously, think about that: They drugged me with shit like meth, without my knowledge or consent, when I'd never knowingly done it before. With everyone around me (friends, attractive women, attractive women friends,) not only encouraging me to do something bad but outright lying to me to get me to do something that wasn't bad just so they could say it was after the fact. And I still didn't do anything to get myself arrested/searched/tested. How would you have done in college if your best friends gave you meth without your knowledge? What about if it was when you were all out at a bar and they had one of the hot women in the group act like she wanted to go home with you? What about being dosed with psychedelics without your knowledge and then having a guy come to your apartment and pretend to rape the woman you were in love with, while they played all your favorite music, after dropping a gun on the ground in the struggle? Even if you didn't think he was really actually hurting her like I didn't at the time? (I mean, I heard them laughing ffs.)It's not luck that I didn't "slip up," in those situations and get myself arrested or killed. How could it happen now?
>>499961568Yeah, I know.>>499961390My only problem is this money being kept from me and the people doing it, including my sister. How would that be solved? Plus, it's gross. I'm from Virginia, not West Virginia.>>499961587Like I said, I'm only talking about it in response to other people posting about it. Take it up with them, cause I talk about ER otherwise.
fc today maybe? in a few hrs?
>>499967402It's not gross
>>499967402>>499966662You should trust me more, I'm trying to look out for you. I know whats mostly best. Do you understand?
>>499967612No Fcee in Eldie Ring, the game doesn't deserve it.
>>499966662>Have you noticed I only talk about it in response to someone else who posts about it? Take it up with them.and yet here you are, writing walls of text about itfuck off
>>499967402Stop responding to them then retarded faggot, you're like mermaidtard literally unable to avoid responding to whatever trigger like a fucking npc.
>>499968865it's just an excuse so he can keep attention whoring, he's brought up his fake stories unprompted before
>>499964813Are you ready now?
How did we go from this
>>499969057It's not entirely fake, I do know how the dead squirell ended up there
>>499969367to this?
>>499969367To this.
>>499969367His name is literally Gay-l the (sex)slave knight
>>499969220I'm ready to go. Been chilling at my desk waiting fora 3/4
>>499969540What is that map at the top left? It isn't TERA.
>>499969540>>499969406>>499969367to WHAT?
>>499970882to this
>>499969585>it's reallol
More evidence that the Battle of Aeonia was a mass killing to strengthen Radahn.The Scarlet Aeonia caused buds to grow all over Caelid, named by Gowry a cycle of death and rebirth.The heart of the Aeonia resembles heavily the Crucible as depicted by Siluria's tree, and sprouted from Malenia.The Regal Ancestor Spirit has a deep connection to the Crucibles, manifesting by sprouting as buds from corpses and souls, and can absorb the death of other spirits to obtain lifeAll manifestations of the Crucibles sprout (the original one from the giants as the talisman of all Crucibles say).The Crucibles have the power to strengthen a fitting individual to become a God, and they are always represented by collective sacrifices.
>>499941209>which was established originally as battle between the two mightiest of the demigods for each other's shardmore headcanon faggotry when even the story trailer poses question about their reason for fighting
>>499941209>which was established originally as battle between the two mightiest of the demigods for each other's shard.Lol what? By who? When is it said they wanted shards? based on what? why didn't Malenia take Godricks's shard? Zero evidence, as well as having zero evidence that anybody can take any shard and combine them right away like some dragon ball bullshit.
>>499972676>Rot god/ancestral spirit tied at the hipsThat does make some sense. Like as if rot was a corruption of the original more natural spirit ancestry, but corrupted by the lack of death aka it never transcend into the spirit world but forever decay and rebirth in a perpetual cycle. Basically rot = the system that made spirits a thing if death was taken out the framework.
>>499970362FCee thyme
>>499972676
JoinHop inTo have some funWith erg
Would you breed her?
>>499979510You should join >>499976256
>>499979727what if they are the same personalso if i dont see a 3/4 soon i will go play underrail instead
>>499979796Miquiller....
>>499976256how many people?
>>499980110>1/4
>>499980216loooooooooooool
is there any fanart of female miquella? asking for a friend
fc next year no worries
fc......
sleepfc
LD Efsy
2/4
>2/4hop in anons of erg...
I'll buy whoever joins videogames
I will join if it goes to 3/4
3/4>>4999841633/4
>>499984558joinig
>>499984965I'm worried that you're bluffing
>>499984965You werent!
I hate elden ring this game sucks
1h gs shcks why am i using it
>use spread out emoji to lay down>get sleep procced>it makes you stand up so that you can fall asleepNice game.... NOT!
I finally won one
Whats the poise breakpoint to not be stunned by perfumes
>>499990876Poise should be visible amd quantified Idk like why fromsoft is si scared to show anything about it
that was fun. see you in the next FC
>>499993102Yay!
fc ded?
>>499993684Yeah it just endedIf you wanna fight we can do a duel or something
im getting my dick crushed by ppl using perfumes damn
>>499994665skill issue 'fumes ars dogshit now
>>499996721they do so much dmg to me i should wear gnome armor
i want to be 500000000
attempt number 2
So this is the "strength" of your average hostcel.... How embarrassing. Who would want to be associated with these losers...?
>>499998452you've returned!
>>499998452poopa why would you say such mean things about people? you need correction...
>shitmask returnsergy is healing
>>499998452POOPA???!!?
>>499998789>>499998674>>499998653>>499998551dsg pooper welcoming party any % speedrun
>>500002421what the hell?
Is there a mod to get the threaded cane with the moveset in ER? I dont really want or need anything else but if its part of a pack with other stuff thats fine too, i just want the threaded cane
>>500004459pretty sure it doesn't exist.
>>500004513This seems to be the case based on my looking around too and I guess it makes sense, the whip would be kinda hard to port relatively speaking I'd assume
>>500004593I mean that graceborne mod ported over a bunch of trick weapons so it rly hsouldn't be that hard
>>500003275wtf that's poopa's characterwho made this??
>>500006513apparently someone from dsg commissioned thati reckon it's that oulerotroon
>>500006513>>500006706yeah and then someone put an ai voice over it and the real voice actor got pissed off about it and posted it on twitter
>>500006808link
>>500006808oh my god i forgot about that lmao >>500006902it got deleted off r34 by the va's request but i should have it downloaded, wait until im home
Fromsoft needs to make the souls formula like Telltale, where they make games of a bunch if diffrrent franchises
>>500006902it was taken down and i dont remember the name of the voice actor >>500007427>have it downloadedu fucking psycho lmao
>>500007427It's past midnight, why aren't you home?
>>500007427do you remember the va's name?
>>499972676kinozaki is unironically too ahead for most people
>>500007618it's 6 pm>>500007932see pic related
>>500008701can you catbox it if you have it downloaded?
>wake up>really horny>get up out of bed to fap>no longer hornywhy
>>500009965You can masturbate without being horny
>using the falx for the first time>fighting the horned warrior at the start of enir-ilim>realize the falx's ash is the same move the horned warriors can dothat was neat>>500011389why would I fap if I'm not horny
>>500011465Because it feels good? That feels like a trick question
>>500011562absolutely goonbrained
>>500006902>>500009915am home here you gohttps://files.catbox.moe/dcn44t.webm
>>500011649What? No. Literally the opposite,masturbating just because you're horny is weird
>>500011758why would dsg do something like this... especially since you had to spend money commissioning itI thought poopa and dsg were friends
>>500011883if you're actively going out of your way to fap when you're not even horny you are irreperably goonbrained
>>500011996That's not what I said at all
>>500012321stop backpedaling gooner, you have been exposed
>>500012358See >>500012321
>>500012451See >>500012451fat retarded gooner bitch
>>500011892only the goodest of friends spend money to have blacked porn drawn of each other
>>500011883no, you're the weird one
>>500011892>>500012557do you know who commissioned it?
>Elden Ring dating sim
>>500012483See >>500012321
>>500013678mucho texto
>want to hunt down skibidis>look up a map of them>don't remember which ones I foundsuffering
>>500013678am I supposed to read this from right to left or not?
how do i make the red bear claws better
>>500014984stick em up your ass
>>500014984Be more aggressive to scare the person you're fighting
curse youuuuuuu bayyyyle
>>500015038>>500015025I just got clubbed in the head with a giant mallet i'm dead
>>500015632thank god for that
>>500015632Ouchie!
>>500014320See >>500012483
>>500013678There's something I really don't like about Baalbuddy's art but I just can't put my finger on it
>>500017358I'm not
>>500018510gooner
>>500018540That isn't what I said and you know it
>>500018637It is what you said dumb gooner
>>500018652It's not
>>500018912gooner
>>500018920What does that word mean to you?
>>500018956google it
>>500019106I'm asking you because the way you're using it makes no sense
>>500019407lots of things don't make sense to you because you're stupid, hope this helps
>>500019435No youre juat not making sense, I'm not
>>500018441it lacks dynamism
>>500019554i make perfect sense, you're too stupid to understand basic english
why are there miquella's lilies in the cave of the forlorn? lorefags help me out
is no one playing this game anymore why is it taking 20 minutes for me to get summoned at malenia's now
>800k runes>nothing to spend them onI just bought all the armour at enia's shop and it only cost 200k
>>500019816Miquella fucks misbegotten men
>>500020383Level up?
>>500021698I'm at 180, I don't wanna level up before going to NG+
>>500020016what platform and RL? Activity is low anyway
I haven't played the game in about a year or so. Have invasions improved at all or are they still 3v1 gankfests?
>>500030401Uh... no one tell him
>>500030401There are no invasions
I wish I invaded on a pure fth caster... I only prepped int and int/fth builds...
>>500030401Seamless coop now has invasions that are pretty neat.
>>500030401multiplayer is pretty much dead. Almost as this general
>>500023302pc, rl200
>>500019332i need your guys's help
>>500037114that's very high for Malenia. And even at proper levels people need to really wait for coop I think
does anyone have a checklist of shit to do before entering ng+?
give me something for the pain and let erg die
>>5000417121. Consider if NG+ is ever worth it2. Realize it's not
>>500023302i'm on PC queueing with my lv. 160 and lv. 180 files. activity was snappy before and during the DLC, and now i find myself waiting for quite some time even at Rellana's crib... it's baffling
>>500042437pvers finished the DLC, the multiplayer isn't fun enough to keep people in the game, other games are releasing, what can I say. I've been using this final opportunity to do pvp and a bit of coop recently, but it wasn't great because of activity and overall design of pvp [constantly running into empty corridor ganks or liurnia shack, fogwalls and poor spawn points, coop isn't challenging enough to be fun]
>>500042143I am currently at stage 1
>>500044919stupid
>>500045116You should bash his head in with a rock or give him a lobotomy
>>500045623great ideas
>>500046787What other things do you want to do?
>>500047150I dunno, what do you want to do?
In the Japanese version of SOTE, Marika's "shaman" people are "miko", priestesses of Shinto shrines. I've seen some in this thread note this, but they're missing the main point of it: there isn't any fantasy obfuscation here, and the word has no other meaning. It's not just a generic term for "holy woman" or "female priest" (you'd never, ever see a Protestant female clergy or a Catholic nun or a Germanic shaman called a miko). Marika was straight-up a Shinto priest. Shintoism is real in ER.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miko>A miko (巫女), or shrine maiden,[1][2] is a young priestess[3] who works at a Shinto shrine. Miko were once likely seen as shamans,[4] but are understood in modern Japanese culture to be an institutionalized[5] role in daily life, trained to perform tasks, ranging from sacred cleansing[4] to performing the sacred Kagura dance.[6]Hornsent are Shintoists. They worshipped nature spirits and would call kami to aid them. This is why they could summon outer gods to curse Marika's kingdom. This is how the Divine Beasts work. Marika deliberately suppresses their religion with a form of monotheism where she is the one true god.Now what is that dance they miko are known for?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kagura>Originally called kamukura/kamikura (神座), kagura began as sacred dances performed at the Imperial court by shrine maidens (miko) who were supposedly descendants of Ame-no-Uzume. During the performance, the shrine maidens usually utilize a channeling device for god such as masks and spears to imitate the trance. With the kagura music that has the power to summon the gods, the miko start to dance to transform themselves into the representation of the gods.[1]Marika could become a vessel of a god (and thus a god herself) because she was a Shinto priest. After gaining enough power she abandoned her old religion (probably due to the caste system oppressing her people, mimicking real Japanese Christians) and became a god-empress.
>>500047256
>>500047438I think you're overthinking it, Fromsoft uses real life words to represent fictionalized things a lot
>tfw no cute femanon to flirt with
>>500047256What about chaining him to the floor of a room so he's stuck there for however long you want for months or years and not letting him have any sort of stimulation except you being with him but them slowly you start feeding him less and less until he starts apologizing and trying to convince you to stop letting him starve by promising to be better, and then you acquiesce but only for a bit before doing it for longer to make a sort of cycle out of it hurting him more and making him more desperate?
>>500049827Fr. Ripperger is incredibly based, this poor guy is confused regarding what "casting spells" means in a game and what is the fantasy genre. I like his natural instinct regarding false deities tho.Posting reddit screenshot is still low btw
>>500050197I'm fine with being low, I was trying to look up stuff about the shinto post and saw that pop up as a result and the title made me laugh
>>500049827that's kind of funny I guess
>>500050130what's wrong with you? it's only acceptable to do things like that to women
it's not acceptable to reply to shitposters and offtopic
>>500051107???? You just said "great ideas" to >>500045623
>people whine about level design dropoff after Leyndell>Dark Souls 1 is still beloved despite only having maybe 3 good areas in the entire game Mountaintops of the Giants and Consecrated Snowfield are just uninspired. Tomb of the Giants, Lost Izalith, New Londo, Sen's Fortress, and Blighttown are actual putrid dogshit
>>500049693The Hornsent religion literally just is Shintoism though. Using Shinto-specific terms to refer to the priests just makes it more explicit.
>>500053205>New Londo, Sen's FortressAh... it's bait....
My ban was lifted today. But I have no desire to post on erg anymore. A fandom is sustained by original content, not your shitty opinions and fight clubs. Write lore, make art and don't complain about Vaati or die.Now kill yourself (or become my crossdressing whore bf). I'm off to Tumblr, where original content resides. Keep your talentless mouth to yourself.
>>500058235Opinions and theories are original content just from a different Point of View than first person or third person
Would Miquella unseal the Rune of Death if he did his age of compassion? I'm doing a thing and don't know which direction to go for it
>>500053205It's funny because ER level design actually drops off after Limgrave
>>500058235I put my mouth wherever I want
>>500058235fcs are important to the longevity of the general you retard fuck
>>500059971He wanted Godwyn, who "should've been a martyr to Destined Death", to "die a true death", so I assume so.
>>500047438Why does no one in Japan care about ER/Souls in general?
sovl
>>500065738Chunky
Haven't played this game in like 3 months and I tried giving it an honest shot>Hop on arena, sweaty poiseblob wiggling on crouch with rot pata (He used like 20 string greases in the span of a minute), manage to get him to low health, he runs to the other extreme of the arena and swaps to regen shit, I just bone bow him until he DCs>Hop on co op, 1 guy at Romina with 5 scadu fragments who kept dying in 2 hits and some faggot gankers at Limgrave>Try to invade, 3 solo hosts in a row, 2 organized gigaganks at Limgrave, one hwich started throwing shit pots when I escaped to severThis game's multiplayer is cooked, how the fuck are there almost 40k players, the fuck are they doing?
>>500066805Playing on seamless or just playing single playerAnd like about the co op one, the thing is that like players who like struggle with beating a boss will be dying and summoning way more times than someone who is better, so like the pool of summons I'm total is taken up bigger by those people even if there's less of them
>POV: Elden Ring sold 10 million extra copies
>>500070181Wdym by extra copies
>>5000701813rd rate vtuber lookin ass bitch
Are you excited for the Switch port?
>>500070271anon I...>>500070372>/vg/ doesn't like lolis anymore>also obsessed with vtubers for some reason
>>500070428Every time I get excited at a switch poet of games I love because I'm thinking like "Wow, bow I could play it in bed or anything likebthat around!" it takes me a bit to remember I never leave my room and can just like do that anyway by turning my screenYay
>>500070806Why did you I... me I don't understandLike copies thar like were given out for free? Why are they extra?
I'm convinced that the entire south side of the dlc map was created purely because Miyazaki thought it'd look sick. So much space for so little new content.
DLC final boss difficulty: 4/5A random trash mob giant hand difficulty: 5/5
>>499972676https://youtu.be/30Ysa3A2WMU?si=XIpbikBv6AISwF7i
>>500071486Anon...
>>500075391Why are you posting this? Do you mean just copies sold since launch of the dlc?
>>500075779He's a moron, don't mind it.
Keep it real, /erg/, but remember: “Men are sometimes hanged for telling the truth.”
>>500076146I'm minding it
Say something kind
>>500070271>>500071486>>500075779are you actually retarded?
>>500076728I want to spank him.
>>500076798No, I just don't understand and they aren't explainingWhat is 10 million extra copies? Extra on top of what? What is it referring to?
>>500076884so you are retarded, thanks for confirming
>>500077214I'm not, or if I am then you aren't explaining why, if you say what that means then I could go like "Oh duh, I am retarded, oops"
>>500077280You're wasting your time with that retard. It fucked up, is ashamed of it, and any attempt to try to get it to explain is bound to fail because it cannot admit to itself that it was wrong.
Man frenzied burst melts Scadutree avatar, it's hilarious.Have to admit I used it to inflict all the necessary damage in phase 3 before it could finish its triple explosion attack, that was the one part that I was stuck at on solo melee.
>>500077443That makes sense
>>500076884
Sex with busted dolls
>>500077280>>500077443you are both retarded
At first I was being ironic but I'm actually starting to think I'm attracted to Maliketh. He's just so vulnerable, it makes me want to touch him.
>>500079271Homosexuality is a sin
>>500079326Bestiality isnt
>>500079271I beat him first try earlier today
>>500079049What if her doll being broken meant she couldn't move but was still concious
>>500079049In light of the DLC, was she in the right for killing her two fingers?
Marika footagge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9GJtM9lN-I
>>500047438What if you married one of the Empyreans and right before dinner they clasped their hands and started saying "namandabu", what would you do
So there's going to be a "Definitive Edition" of this game released on Nintendo's next console in late 2025.Do you think this is just the game with the expansion included or will they actually give a free content update at some point like DS2 and Sekiro?
>>500080172yesmen ought to make their own destinies, independent of the desires of outer gods
>>500047438Yeah I think this is basically it. The Hornsent culture is obsessed with spirit calling and possession/channeling. Their highest echelon of religious society is people so possessed by divine creatures/storm spirits that they are literally dead most of the time until the beast enters them, like the old woman summoning the 'horn decked beast' to take purchase within the sculpted keepers.It's likely that Marika's people had bodily attributes that made them ideal candidates to do this without losing their personality, or that's a factor in being an Empyrean itself. What's one more self when you already have two or more selves than normal.Then there's how divine invocation is similar to dragon communion. And dragons can summon lightning, storms, ice, and other such powers. The ancient dragons are even immune to destined death, since Fortisax was able to eat deathroot for centuries without succumbing. Dragon communion is grafting esque with how it becomes a part of you, but divine invocation-y in that you channel the power of the dragon itself instead of performing it on your own like any old incantation.Did anyone else get vibes of this fucker from the dlc though? Guy not ready to be a vessel becomes a vessel. Guy was special but not Empyrean special. Only Jon would be that special, or maybe Dany.
>>500076728The dlc fucked his character to death and puppeted his corpse like SeluvisOG Miquella was worthy of an ending and saving the world. Integrate Trina, complete the Needle, heal Godwyn and let Marika rest knowing the future was safe
>>500087103I dontbagree, that's like saying the Artorias dlc raped artorias to death because it made him not the big hero any more. The point was you only had second hand scraps, you never KNEW Miquella really
>>500087103>waaah why didn't I get a happy endingfucking newfags
>>500087103I'm not particularly offended that Miquella ended up being a villain, I just wish he was a friendly NPC first. That was the bare minimum I wanted. They could do whatever gay incest degeneracy they wanted after that. Like, you gotta be able to 'meet' this guy first. They already screwed up not letting you meet Marika. They did it twice. Actually braindead.
Do you think that Miquella is actually real irl?
>>500088163yes, obviously
>>500088259Wowzies
Doesn't matter if he was good or bad, his story was shit and it overshadow what could have been the main focus of the DLC - history of the lands between
>>500088886I dont think anyone really cares about that, people just wanted new ships or dynamics to be revealed to be played around with
Would anyone actually defend the side quests in this game? Not the side quests themselves; the stories are cool and the characters are cool. But the fact you can get locked out of a questline for progressing too much is stupid. Nobody ever got locked out of a quest and was happy about it. Fail conditions shouldn't even be a thing.
Fromsoft have lost their touch with the characters. I think all the other complaints of ER are mostly misattributed and can be forgiven if this one thing were remotely up to snuff with the rest of their library.There was not one boss in this game I felt bad about killing and every game should have multiple. That is something all of their games had. Sure, killing Alexander could have sucked, but he actually wants to die. It's an honor to him, and you would be wrong to deny his challenge and his wish.Miquella, man. I'm fairly certain this character failed to be what they intended. I do not feel bad about killing him, when I should in every way. They did absolutely nothing to endear him to the player outside a couple item descriptions and he was the HIGHLIGHT of the DLC plot. What the hell.>>500088886I would also have accepted that, but really it would've had to take things significantly further back in time. To the Crucible, at least for me.
found a new soulstuber that I like:)
>>500090370who is it? a female who does challenge runs perhaps?
>>500087907Every DLC except SOTE had a happy ending. SOTE is also unique in that there's no actual in-universe reason for you to do it AND YOU ACCOMPLISH NOTHING.
/r/dontputyourdickinthat
>>500090630Eleum Joyce?
>>500090898is it? :O
>>500090926I'm nta I'm just asking if that's ehobyou were referring to
>>500090994yes
>>500086696>Did anyone else get vibes of this fucker from the dlc though?Kind of from Miquella riding on his big servant's back and being part of a tree.
>>500090630Paul Aden
>>500090994>ehobyouoh no the fatty had a stroke
>>500091143oh god theat's a lot of red mikes
>>500091258I like his voice and its comfy.
>>500091093Yeah her content is good, I randomly got reccomended her about a year ago and the challenges are funnier than most like "Can you beat Dark Souls using a sword!?!?!" where the answer is always like yeah, probably?
>>500091217I'm not fat
>>500091418I might take a look
>>500086696>>500047438Is this also why the vessels of the Divine Beast are dancers?Anyway I checked the Empyrean Grandam's dialogue to just make sure and角の獣よ、神獣よ…角の獣よ、神獣よ…どうか塔の子ら、勇人の身体に宿り…我らのために、舞い給え…我らのために舞い給え…絢と舞い、絢と舞い… 絢と舞い、絢と舞い、すべてを祓い給え …祓い給え、凶運を…凶運を。凶賊を。塔の仇を …あの、奸婦めの、子らを…!あの奸婦めの子らを! "Great horn-decked beast, from higher sphere delivered" is 角の獣よ、神獣よ. They're kami. 神 is kami.
>>500091704I knew it
>>500047438Why doesn't Miyazaki just make a SMT game if he wanted to use religion this much? He already has the Great(er) Will.
>>500091623plump sort
>>500092728I'm not a plump sort or fat or anything like that, I'm thin and that's not going to work
>>500091623red supergiant ahh nigga u fat as fuck bitch
>>500087780I disagree. Artorias is still a hero in the DLC, he just got broken by Manus, and everyone agrees he's still worthy of respect.Miquella's character did... well, not a 180° because he did know how to use his charm, but it's still a solid 140° from the one we were sold, and the way the DLC doesn't make sense really make me suspect it was rewritten just so that Miquella was changed into a baddy.
>>500093349I'm not
>>500093403>everyone agrees he's still worthy of respectDid you miss the point where the point is that he was mistakenly labeled a hero because he was given credit for your actions? He isnt, the point was the like fake out, it never undid anyrhing just like Miquella was never undid, it was pretty obviously set up that he'd go down (or even did go down) a road that led to weird and bad places considering the weird cuccoon
>>500094020you are
>>500094283I'm not and you aren't going to convince that I'm.
>>500094352convince who? everybody already knows you're fat
>>500094230Um no sweetie, he was still one of Gwyn's most trusted knights before the whole humbug.
No idea how to get down there.
>>500094446Convince meLike I said I onow what you're trying to do
>>500094624ok what am i trying to do
>>500094624>I onowI onow two what your're up two!!
>>500094668You're trying to make me think I'm fat because j talked about eating disorders before and you want me to fuck up my health
>>500094756lmao what is blud smoking i call u fat cause ur fat it ain't that deep
>>500094920I'm not
>>500094524Observe the geography.
I thought this dlc was supposed to be hard ?
>>500095919>Miquella 5 minutes after the start of his age of compassion(Bayle still hasn't been defeated)
>>500094230Artorias actually was a hero, he fought dragons and Darkwraiths and saved his dog. And the DLC has you preserving his legacy by saving the village he died protecting. The equivalent for Miquella would be if you found out he died and failed to bring his Age of Compassion after getting to the final step but you take over in his stead and end up curing the Haligtree and Malenia and banishing the Outer Gods.
>>500096239I just don't know if I agree!
>>500096876>>500096239confusing conversation
>>500097248How so?
>>500092819fatty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BUmv8imdH0Ethel's deadAnd we want to celebrateShe's pushin' up daisies former and belatedThat guy asked why we're elatedWell, Ethel is deadFollow the bouncing skullNext From game should be about slav/german legends, apparently there's a lot to eat in there, with hags and whatnot.
>>500098702I'm not and you're not going to make me do that
>>500099331I don't care if you develop an eating disorder or not, I just think you're obese
>>500099550Well I'm not
>>500099634no thin person would be this stubborn, fatty
>>500099732What? Why do you think being thin means pushover?
>>500099781you're not a pushover, you're just stupid
>>500099905I'm not
>>500100131fat AND dumb
>>500100184I'm not either and I don't understand why you like saying that I am so much
>>500100462you're so dumb you probably send pictures of your fat ass to every guy that you know
>>500100640That doesn't even make any sense
>>500095919Radahn has a grab point?
>>500102025This is just a hunch but I think that that clip may be modded a bit
Kissing ergy femanons on the cheek!
good morning erg!!
>>500103328Morning (but it's night actually)
erg is too pathetic lately.Same dumb reply chains every thread.No point in continuing
>>500101484do you have a nice ass? if you're thin you probably don't
>>500103898The erg has fallenBillions must mergeWhat thread should we see if they'll take us?
>>500103169Sticking a finger up an ergy femanon's pussy!
>>500104887Kill yourself
>>500105069Gross
>>500104975 /dsg/+/eroge/ will return so ass posters from dsg can send pics to coomer posters from erg, and hopefully they all get banned for ruining souls generals
roach vs bear
hey buddy, you just... stuck there?
>>500105876He doesn't want to jump down because his runes might spawn on that ledge and he migjt lose them
>>500103169Tying ergy anons to a radiator and watching them die of thirst
>>500105104confirmed, madison has a flat ass
>mod volumetric fog out of the game>it looks better
>>500106218I'd let you do that to me, sweetie
>>500106419You don't have to say that and that's not what that means, that's retarded to be lime "Oh like if you say you aren't Y thing then you are Y but if you don't say you're X then you're X"
>>500106548Does fog ever make any game look better? Or any processing effects actually
>>500106798Do you have any twine or rope? You could pull it tight with your teeth to tie your hands to something on your own so you can't undo it
>>500107107it wouldn't be the same if you're not here...
>>500106548it's easy to say that when just posting a screenshothow's the popin?
I found a cool picture.
>>500106947please sit on my face madison
>>500108090I sometimes wish they did these in more color but then I remembered how awfully hard and extra effort that would take
I'm going to use the antspur rapier on radahn and I feel no shame in thismaybe I should use poleblade of the bud instead?
>>500108861use hefty rot pots
>>500108861I just used hefty rot pots and threw them when he did attacks with big cooldowns like his jumps
>>499962405>that VNThe most unforgettable horror porn game I've ever played. No other game had a bunch of elementary schoolers gangbang a teenage girl against a wall. And the teenage girl loved it. No other game I've played had a 17 year old bishonen guy drink a 14 year old girl's piss and chase her down the hall to rape her, only to wind up getting anally raped by a 32 year old fat man. I still remember the scene where a 16-17 girl was hiding under a bed as her same age best friend was having sex with that same 32 year old fat guy on top. She heard every moan, bed shake and sound. In the wrong end she was discovered under the bed by her friend and made to join. A most terrifying scene was when an unwilling girl relives another girl's sex memories. The girl in the memory consented but the reliving girl didn't. It didn't matter that she was mentally screaming, her body in the memory did all the motions and actions as in history. It's like mind control rape except the victim was fully aware. Another scene the same girl and a friend were almost raped in a magic sex ritual, saved by the girl's older sister, and the backlash made the older sister want to rape her younger sister and friend.The loli in this pic is freakishly lewd and once disguised herself as a teenage girl, fucked a boy until he nearly came, transformed back saying>You thought you were having sex with a highschooler weren't you? I'm an elementary schooler all along!And leglocks that boy, forcing him to cum inside her unprotected, when he screams in fear upon learning this. This isn't even getting into the tentacles, the gay sex, the lesbian sex, the incest, the sequel's mother/daughter lesbian scene, etc. The first chapter alone contains lots of lesbian sex scenes with an unavoidable girl masturbating in the bathroom. Truly horror is intrinsically connected with sexuality.
>>500108956>>500109090that's a better idea desu
>>500094230He was still morally a good guy and one of Gwyn's 4 Knights. The Age of Fire comic had him killing dragons and saving Silver Knights. At minimum he must've killed his fair share of Abyss baddies. And in the main game, a ring from Artorias is needed to beat the 4 Kings so he's still important to the journey even if he didn't slay Manus.Miquella doesn't have anything like that. There's nothing part of the Haligtree necessary to beating the game. Even Radahn is unnecessary because you can get 2 Great Runes from other people. Everything Miquella related is optional.
>>500107481It would make me very happy if you do
>>500109540That's part of my point though, Miquella was said that he was a fearsome empyrean of compassion, and that was about it. He was "important" but I feel like most people who feel like he was rewritten more just got too much in their own heads about his characterization and were let down because the version they invented wasn't what he really wasThe dlc DID fall short, but like I don't think that part really itself is a failing if the dlc
if you're the recusant that just invaded in farum azula, that was very funny>>500109738what will you do to make me happy?
>final hit on Midra>he decides to do his hard-to-dodge-five-hit comboHad to gather all my willpower not to try some stupid yolo shit and managed to dodge all five hits.Gotta pour the sweat out of the controller now.Also pretty funny how the blind fold gives you a lot of focus, that's some Jedi shit
>>500109113I don't know if I'm aroused or terrified.
do you guys think he has got this?
>>500110179The mount of times I was one hit from killing him, then got super greedy and went to attack and realized I was out of stamina made me understand why birds fly into windowsCongratulations, anon!
>>500110508He does
>>500110179>his hard-to-dodge-five-hit combowhich one is this? the one where he's twirling? the one with the fire waves on the ground?
>>500110508Trust him. What do you have to lose?
>>500110123I would think that giving purpose to you dying to make someone happy would be enough?
>>500087103>OG Miquella was worthy of an ending and saving the world>used dark magic to manipulate his subjects and if that didnt work sends his warrior sister to slice them apart>alter ego is the roofy princess
what happens when you die to an invader in ER? I have literally not been invaded once because I never coop>>500109113hello fellow /vn/ friend
>>500110879It's just like a normal death to an enemy, there's no wpwcial penalty. The invader gets a rune arc for successfully killing you
>>500110729dying? I thought we were just going to have some (sexy) fun...
>you can see godfrey from outside the arenathat's neat I guess
>>500030401no its worse now with the amount of brainless L2 sticks and overtuned spammable spells added by the dlc>smaller playerbase>casuls have long since finished the dlc>leaving only ganking and hacking faggots and the occasional brainlet pver being carried by a password phantomthe only fun and consistent invasions ive had is low level with seamless since I can use a great rune and be level 65 phantomly and fight 4-5 level 25 hosts and win
>>500111084Did youjust not read what you were replying to?
>>500111285I remember trying so hard to jump over that railing and seeing if I could get in there to kill him with his ai off like ludwig
>>500111342I didn't think you were serious, sweetie...
>>500095919>Divinity 2:Ego Draconis
>>500111861Does it matter if I was or wasn't? The statement was made but doesn't change anything unless it is or isn't actionedSomeone I used to bully a lot killed herself a few years agoIs that true? It doesn't matter either way, right?
>>500111331>mfw PvP niggers finally sidelined
>>500112807they were being sidelined since ds2 more and more pvp content was removed in each title after 2
>>500112807PvP has officially been labeled as a mini gameWe won
>>500112746>Someone I used to bully a lot killed herself a few years ago...is that true?
...
>>500113048Does it matter what I answer? Me saying it did or didn't happen wouldn't change the physical things that happened
>>500113078Why's he so angry?
>>500113262stop dodging the question, did you bully some poor girl into killing herself or not?
>>500113078
if we're gonna fc let's do it now because i'm kinda drunk
>>500110669five hits, each with a flame wave. third hit comes out lightning fast, last hit takes forever to wind up. Pretty fun rhythm to doge actually
>>500113486I'm not dodging, you just aren't understanding
FC ?
>>500110045>That's part of my point though, Miquella was said that he was a fearsome empyrean of compassion, and that was about it.Base game Miquella had specific, physical, actionable goals and plans that the DLC just ignores without comment.>He was "important" but I feel like most people who feel like he was rewritten more just got too much in their own heads about his characterization and were let down because the version they invented wasn't what he really wasWe can literally track his rewrites through cut content.
>>500115195Like what? He wanted to build the Haligtree to make a gentle place, but then the dlc had him decide to try to extend that to an age of compassion. Those aren't incompatibleCut content is not canon
>>500115170fuck you
>>500115620????
EEEEEEEEEEEEH?!?!?!?! RANNI SAMA?!?!?!! W-what are you and the rest of the demigods doing here????... WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! You say you're gonna engage in HOURS, DAYS, UP TO WEEKS OF NONSTOP, BONE-SHATTERING, EARTH-SHAKING, TIMELINE-DESTROYING ROUGH SEX WITH MIQUELLA?!?!?!?!?!?!?! You're going to RUIN HIS THROAT, RIP HIS BUSSY WIDE OPEN, AND GAPE HIS DELICATE SHOTA ASSHOLE UNTIL A WATERMELON CAN SLIDE IN WITH COMPLETE EASE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! AND THE TARNISHED FILMING?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Holy guacamole... AND THERE'S MORE?!?!?!?!?!?!?! YOU GOT THE GREATER WILL TO IMPLANT DOZENS OF UTERI TO IMPREGNATE?!?!?!?!?!?! You mean... my dear brother is gonna singlehoofedly REPOPULATE THE GOLDEN ORDER FAMILY?!?!?! HE'LL CARRY HUNDREDS OF DEMIGOD FETUSES IN HIS ASS AT ONCE?!?!?!?! HIS MASSIVE BALLS WILL BE SPILLING WITH AN UNENDING AMOUNT OF DELICIOUS GODLY MILK, NOT A DROP WILL HIT MY TONGUE?!?!?!?! And then, to FINISH ALL THAT OFF, YOU'LL HAVE BOCH SEW MY ROTTING VAGINA SHUT BEFORE IRREVERSIBLY MUTILATING MY INSIDES SO I MAY NEVER AGAIN FEEL THE PLEASURE OF SEX MEANING I CAN'T EVEN GET OFF ON WATCHING YOU DEFILE MY ONE TRUE LOVE?!?!?!?!?! What can I say except... YABBA DABBA DOO, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!!!!!
>>500114458yes, you're right that what you say doesn't change the reality, now answer my fucking question: did you bully somebody into killing herself or not?
3/4You know you want to
>>500115786suck my dick bitch>>500115918whore
>>500116003I dont understand
>>500115854This is actually in the cut content
>>500116041I love you
>>500116140I love you too
>>500116140Also, you should join if you haven't already >>500114623We just need 1 more
>>500116185no you don't...
>>500116262I do, at the very least in the same way that you love me
>>500116397you don't even know my name
3/4Thwee out of fouw75%1 moreIt'll be fun for just a bit, it's not super meta, you can just play with whatever you were doing in singleplayer
I auto got disconnectedI'll be back next one
>connection errorexcuse me
>connection error
that mightve been my fault sorry my pc just shat itself
>>500116739Lol it's okayJust hop back in once that's done
>>500116480So? If you were out in dark forest with a lot of unfamiliar things and you had your little home, and ended up befriending a stray dog or someone you met there that didn't speak your language, could you not love them even if you dont know everything about them or there's a disconnect?
>>500116895that's not love, that's a temporary bond due to shared circumstances
>>500111331that image is VERY funnyit made me almost spit out my drink
>>500117020Also known as love, yeah
>>500117305you are stupid but I want to kiss you
3/4 or is someone just getting ready?
where the fuck do you get goldmask's set
>>500111412I'm pretty sure you used to be able to by doing the ash of war swap airwalk with waterfowl
Which one of you shitheads isn't joining?
>>500117945You have to do his quest for the rags and atuff but his mask is just in northern altus
>>500118142im waiting in 3/4… bear claws
>>500117765Why say this
>>500118241bruh the rocks
fuckin haima airstrike lmao
>>500118276love works in mysterious ways, the only other girl I've fallen in love with was stupid too
enjoy your shit club
>>500119985We areIt's fun, you can join if you'd like
alright i'm out
>>500119654I want a kiss...
>>500120302It was fun, thank you for joiningWhat is that picture
>>500120395>>500120302thats my gf from dsg
>>500120347From which one?
>>500120606neither, I just want a kiss from someone I like
>>500120667Are you saying you don't like Miquella?
>>500120545Ok
>>500120974dsg pictures are so weird
>>500120974f wang???
>>500120974>You rapes youDeep
>>500121038weird way to spell kino
>>500121038dsgtroons are weird
>>500120974its been so long since ive last seen this was not expecting it lmao
Malenia!
>>500121189>>500121165>>500121140>>500121114>>500121038why did u kill grass
>>499939054Cute.0
madison can I have a kiss
>>500127140You somt have to say that
>>500127190is that a no?
>>500127515STPP FUCKING POSTING HERE U SLUT WHORE I HATE YOU
>dsgtroon raidsigh
>>500128324let them have their fun, we're dead anyways
O, Horn-deck’d beast, from higher sphere deliver’d.Take root inside the tower’s sculpted keepers.And perch’d within, we beg of thee; rise.Dance and cavort, cleanse all that thou wilt.Cruelty, woe, and those who plague the tower.Cleanse away the strumpet’s vile progeny.
>>500128609so did the divine beasts completely fail to stop messmer or what
>>500127190>>500127374please kiss me
>fighting over dead worldJust like in my videogames
>>500130032How
>>500130708just pretend, make a smooching sound, post a picture of your lips, or SOMETHING
>>500130945Did
>>500128609Based on an actual battle that actually took place in Japanese history
>>500133370which one?
>>500134935Does it matter?
>>499938092It's crazy how badly the DLC shoots itself in its own foot>have elaborate and interesting map layout >make it obnoxious to navigate with the map being useless>have some really cool weapons and spells>they're scattered around in random locations and huge swathes of the map are completely empty>have involved NPCs and questlines culminating as a part of the main story>they brick super fucking easily and without warning>take the time to answer lingering lore questions from the base game>while some parts are fine (Metyr and Dragon Cult), Miquella's story is complete lore and character raping dogshit that destroys everything the base game set up
I really hope in the next game they don't hide gameplay mechanics from you like poise meters.
>>500140127how do we recover?
>>500062713Several pumps along a large length. A long shadow cast over you, wetness dribbling down your breast, as Varré slowly took down the length, licking at the lively tip and trailing down the horns at the base, curled beautifully as to adorn the manhood. A celebration of life, in waiting for death. Varré's lean waist and plump hips hovered in your line of sight, the most seductive woman you'd ever seen. Your beloved husband. He cupped and rubbed his face against his Luminary's testes, begging to suck out their Dynast's seed. The long strips of cloth fluttered above him as he sucked upon the meatus, too large to ever fit entirely. Varré spat upon your pussy, bending over to please you, and prepare you for the fucking to come. Long fingers folded like a cage around his pale buttock, well travelled, by the number of scars. You pressed your pussy to his face, eager to serve your whore husband. You flinched as the sharp hook dipped in, holding your breath as if he were penetrated by a dagger, yet Varré only arched in deeper, no hesitation in his hips. Your vision blurred as you watched him, taking the massive length into him, stomach bulging above you, as you watched his childish smile, so happy to see him like this. He quickly returned to your cunt, slobbering it at each push, tonguing your hole hungrily. The mere sight made your toes curl. You lifted yourself up and snaked your tongue along his length, pumping it in your hands and licking into his asshole as his Lord stretched inside of him. He screamed a moan and balled his fists as his Lord emptied himself inside of him, slashing cuts along his back that made him shudder in pain, great enough to pause his orgasm, the blood trickling to the valley of your breasts. He shuddered in agony, containing his pending orgasm, as his Lord slipped out of him, forcing out the cum he'd deposited onto your face, which you mindlessly smeared along your torso, clutching his face to suffocate him, if your orgasm needed to.
Does any one else feel as though they've lost the ability to "git gud"? Honestly at this point it feels more like rng as to whether or not I actually break the wall with my head on any particular boss.
>>500140221
>>500140479Gitting gud with bosses is memoriIng their movesets and which combos have what like permutations of followups and what can be jumped what can be parried what can be punished etc
>>500141549Nta and I'm not trying to be rude but this post is pretty pointless
>>500140180we don'tbut at least we should do an anniversary event in February
>>500140479it feels like that sometimes. And I stopped caring, bosses are not the most important part of the game.
>>500141549>Gitting gud with bosses is memoriIng their movesets and which combos have what like permutations of followups and what can be jumped what can be parried what can be punished etcI guess this is my main issue, I don't really wanna spend all day learning these fights inside and out now that there are so many more variations to track. I respect Ongbal, I don't want to be Ongbal. I was fine backstab chaining orphan, I don't want to think about what needs to be blocked, what needs to be parried (5 times for a crit) what needs to be jumped and how each one can link into the next chain of animations that require a new tactic.It just took me an hour of tries to kill Relanna as a Carian sorcery sword + estoc dex hybrid caster. Should it have? Idk. probably not.
Closed world game next time
>>500143413Yeah, the open world and the horse really brought nothing to the table. Like half the DLC is just dead space
>>500143608>Like half the DLC is just dead spaceSci fi horror for the next elden ring
Say something lovely
>>500143781I'll take it so long as it looks anything like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oixARdpajp0
>>500144045Wasn't that game like a really bad mmo
>>500144136Yeah but hot lady in a skin tight black body suit with 'armour' and a sword.
>>500144136and guns
>>500144163>>500144239Wowzies
>1st try kill no summonsDidn't expect pathetic sort
>>500150036gigachad ahead
What was the intended route to get to this river going under the bridge? I skyrim'd my way up the waterfall double jumping on weird pieces of geometry, which is definitely going backwards>>500150090I was lvl15 on skibidi fragments which is probably overpowered for her, but I still expected at least a couple losses
