>6v6 playtests in Season 14https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24151413/>Overwatch x My Hero Academia collab (in shop now)https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24142481/>Latest patch noteshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/>Season 13 "Spellbinder" trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBIWoBpWnvQ>Comics, short stories and musicoverwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/Schedule>Oct 15 - Season 13 "Spellbinder" (Map reworks incl. Havana, Circuit Royale, Numbani, Dorado, Widowmaker Mythic, Soldier: 76 Mythic weapon, Gilded Aspects versions for all Mythic skins, MHA collab, Halloween Terror event, Cassidy and Brigitte hero mastery, QP: Hacked Limit 2, QP: Hacked Kingmaker, more Mercy and Kiriko skins)>Oct 15 to Nov 4 - Halloween Terror event (with Witch Mercy and Witch Kiriko skin recolors)>Oct 17 to Oct 30 - Overwatch x My Hero Academia collab (skins for Juno, Tracer, Reinhardt, Reaper and Kiriko)>Nov 12 - Soldier: 76 Mythic weapon>Dec 10 - Season 14 (incl. New tank, 6v6 playtests, Venture skins)>Overwatch Wikioverwatch.gamepedia.com/>Overwatch dev trackerdevtrackers.gg/overwatch>Overwatch Esportsliquipedia.net/overwatch/Main_Page>Kiriko spam filterlistpastebin.com/VXp7mUqGPrevious thread: >>499787191
the kiriko brought you donuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ejfFIj5rrA
que onda
Love D.Va
>>499944654>want to try ranked. How do I get over my fear/anxiety?you dont. you choose to get better so you never have to be anxious about losing in the first place
the kiriko dance
>>>499946359>javelindoes anyone else find it hilarious that they had to name it a javelin and not spear because that would make Orisa a literal spear chucker
>>499946646Well it is a javelin. She throws it.
>>499946769shut up and laugh at my joke
>>499946646>Javelins, or throwing spears, were shorter and lighter than spears designed for shock combat and had smaller heads. The distinction between javelin and spear was slow to develop, but by classical times the heavy spear was clearly distinguished from the javelin, and specialized javelin…>source: Encyclopædia Britannica
kissu
basically its a spear when orisa spins it but its a javelin when thrown
Wow I sure hope with the addition of 6v6, the game becomes less about being hard countered! How much fun would it be to be able to play a char you like playing as instead of constantly switching or getting hard countered by 60% of the enemy team?
>>499947347just play it through it with skill. 90% of teams collapse when they cant swap to sombra or hog or some dumbshit and magically win.
>>499947347Counters will still exist but they won't be as oppressive for tanks. The thing to look forward to the most would be tanks not being jacked up with too much health/armor/passives and you can actually punish them for their mistakes.
>enemy has a leaver>guy complains about it in allchat but won't leave so now we're held hostage for 7 minutes
YOUR MISCALCULATION WILL COST YOU EVERYTHING
>>499947547I do that already.>>499947650I hope for property changes like Reinhardt being forced to commit to charges and Roadhog being forced to commit healing.
I've noticed that it's always the people with the fag emblems that are the first to start reeing in chat.
Consider the following>Ramattras ult drain now actually drains life like the moira right click>but this healing effect is disabled while you hold blockIt doesnt actually deal more damage, it just leeches health from that damage, to encourage using the ult with many targets around, encourage shitters to run from it to not feed ram health, and to make the ram more aggressive and not just hold block on point for the durationHow bad would this be?
>>499948585So instead of ram only being unkillable when he blocks he's now unkillable when he doesn't good job
I feel like in every game I have to do fucking everything otherwise we lose and I can't be bothered anymore.
>>499948810He is unkillable if he hugs 5 people and there is no ana to be found, yesIts not like holding right click is hard either
>>499948945I've been playing tank and apart from when I get a dps smurf it feels like this.
>>499948585how about we stop fucking ruining good kits like ram and start addressing the dumbass support utility that enables 90% of what people complain about?? wouldnt that be cool?
>Widow's mine now disables healing for __ seconds>Widow's ult now allows her to grapple with no cooldown for the durationwould this be too OP?
>>499949575Widow does not need buffs she can one hit most of the cast.
>>499949363Like what?What bothers you anon?
>genji's deflect now disables healing>he now has infinite dashes in ultOP or no?
>>499949656>she can one hit most of the castCAN. doesn't mean she ever will in a game that's 5v5, soon 6v6, especially with maps that have obstacles in the way. you act like just because someone CAN one shot means they will, but that's BS. only time this would be a problem is if someone uses aim bot. even in pro level games, it's not a problem because pro level players know the different ways to counter her.
>>499949742Don't care*sound barrier*
>>499949575they literally fix almost every "problem" character every april fools and then call it a joke patch. how about they just start adding this shit instead of coming up with awful changes?
>>499949742you're retarded because Widow grapple deals no damage and Widow's mine is so easily avoided due to the blinking red light. so it's clearly not even close to the same thing.not to mention, Genji has more health has wallrun, and can combo his abilities to escape bad situations a lot easier than a widow could.
Heres a change we needRemove the storm arrow from hanzo and give him back SIMPLE GEOMETRY
day 5 without this game and my concentration is coming back but i still need stimulation so i touch throughout the day.the urge to come back goes stronger since 6v6 got announced and people on my discord are starting to play again.
>>499946094For anyone who wants to hide tranny pics fast, just open 4chanX, go to Advanced >> File Info Formatting and add %f. You now can hide md5 with just 1 click.
>>499950546>just bring back tank oneshots lmaoooooo
>>499949656so can hanzo and he's ass
>>499950323ok what about this one then>tracer now can't get healed 5 seconds after recall>has infinite blinks for 5 seconds after using ultwould this be too op?
Juno is for ______
april fools patches went from fun to depressing when i realized that none of this shit that makes the game fun and cool is ever going to make it into the game. no instead we get... baptiste recoil buffs and... ramattra not punching through barriers...
dont forget genji getting a perfect parry that i guess would be too broken because bad players couldnt utilize it i guess
>>499950874me :)
>>499950546Yeah. Removing the homogenization which plagues the cast would go a long way in returning the fun back into OW.
oh and them remembering that doomfist is supposed to be a high mobility low health tank with a block that invalidates all of that
i'm about to do the overwatch on mercy
DAILY REMINDER TO FIX MERCY:1. REMOVE REZ AND REPLACE IT WITH THIS INSTEAD:https://www.wowhead.com/wotlk/spell=47788/guardian-spirit2. REMOVE DAMAGE BEAM AND FUSE A NERFED VERSION OF IT INTO HEALING BEAM.3. DOUBLE HER JUMP DISTANCE, HEALING LENGTH, AND TIME HEALING WHILE LOS OF TARGET.
>>499946278que honda
>>499952542I want to protect her smile
>>499952542I want to decapitate her
>>499952542I want to give her half mexican babies
>>499950874Juno's helmet should be completely dimmed a la Mysterio, so we can only appreciate Juno's body without seeing her ugly stupid face.
>Mercy spam filterlistpastebin.com/vB5D1i4X>Mercy spam filterlistpastebin.com/vB5D1i4X>Mercy spam filterlistpastebin.com/vB5D1i4X
>whole team dies except for a tank who is somehow full hpI love useless turds playing the strongest role and having such low impact he just gets ignored by the enemy team.
>3+ minute wait for any QP role that isn't tankNever been more dead, fellas
What sens is good for cass?I was using around 6 @ 800 dpi. I've been trying to go down to 4 for consistency, but it feels like shit. Is low sens a meme?
>>499956794It's not lower = better it's about being comfortable while also being in control so you doing overshoot what you're aiming at
There is no reason to play Lucio over Juno.
>>499956986I feel like I overshoot less in mid range but close up vs tracer/genji I have a much harder time. So I'm trying to find that balance. I know w4nted and a lot of the cass one tricks play with a ridiculously low sens but idk how.
>>499956171Fear not anon, adding the requirement of a second tank will fix the queues
>>499951389God please just slightly buff the damage on regular punch and slam and replace block with uppercut. Please for the love of God.
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>>499956794high sens is superior to low sens in every way, but it requires a lot more skill so a lot of people just abuse low sens as it allows for more errors. the average hitscan sens is around 5 and i wouldn't really go much below that as shots are fairly easy to hit post-s9 hitbox buffs and you don't need that much precision nowadays. 4 is an ok sens for widow but you should probably try to go as high as you can. also to note that by playing on high(er) sens, you'll get better at playing on low sens as well, while playing on low sens won't teach you to play on high sens and you'll forever be a no aura low sens abuser.
Buff the damage on regular punch, remove the knockback effect, then change slam into a grab that grabs someone, swings them around once, dealing damage in a circle to everyone around, and a hit for each person struck to the grabbed person, then hurls themIt would be funny as fuck to hurl people off ledges, but you can also grab someone in a clump and smash their head against all their friends, to maximize the funniness
>>499957692i would argue that the possibility of doom ever getting uppercut back dropped lower after the way people bitched and moaned about venture on release. never mind that mobility creep has made it so characters like moira and kiriko can already teleport an instant after being punched making it harder to capitalize on
>>499958010solid bait, almost believeable
>>499958010Interesting. My main problem seems to he overshooting on cass so it sounds like I'd be better off just aim training more at my current sens
>>499958390I forget which genji top 500 otp from OW1 it was, but they had an EDPI of 10k. Impossible to watch their streams.
>1 or 2 games away from the title "Cuck"yeah, that's enough overwatch for me
>>499958442you're just focusing too much on your sens and probably spending too much time trying to find the "perfect" one. overshooting isn't going to be fixed by lowering your sens by 0.1, it's just a skill issue. play more, aim train, whatever, but high sens is worth it in the long run, low sens is just a bandaid fix. similar to how in valorant almost everyone is an extremely low sens abuser and is now struggling because a very fast character being meta and they can't track her properly. much like how with cass you'll be fighting tracers constantly so higher sens will help with constant 90s/180s.
>>499956794>>499957336i think the current trend is to have a sens that you can use for most heroes somewhat well, because being able to flex pick is more useful than hitting 10% more shots. i use pic related at 800 dpi and can play any hero, though i still avoid tracer because playing her seems exhausting.you still want your sens somewhat low and your mousepad as vast as possible because that is 1) better for alternating between full-arm movements and wrist or finger based movements, meaning you can aim in both ways if need be 2) if nothing else, vastly more healthy for you in the long run. low sens is probably tiring to play with at first but generally considered better unless you're a zoomie speedrunning down to carpal tunnel
Going to play a game with the youngest
Lowering my FOV probably did more than changing my sens. Then again I was a life long consolefag until 2020 so I'm used to low FoV
>>499959771>handicapping yourself for no reason
>>499952473If this were a good game, or people wanted this to be a good game, I'd disagree with you, but since this isn't and there are already invulnerable abilities in this game, sure.
>>499959887There's no point in using settings that don't work for you because "well that's how other people do it". There's no good in more sight if I can't hit shit.
>>499957143so kind of blizzard to make lucio but easier and better...
ok which of these do i need and what do i bind them to?
>>499960496use the chat wheel? you don't need to individually bind stuff lol
>>499960065Spending more time on dumbass kits isn't going to make the game good. Mercy doesn't need her 50th rework while characters like mei and sym are just their OW1 versions with anything unique about them ruined. Just admit she's stupid as a design and move on to characters that CAN be fixed. We just had this shit with cassidy and his grenade changes
>>499960496None because they will be ignored anyway.
>>499960496Fall back"G"If you want to be cocky after a sick play:You're welcome"5"
>>499959559We lost, just a terrible pick
>>499959727I want to kiss her feet.
>>499960667This nigga gets it. I cant believe how fucking stupid I was thinking that a ping system would save this dumbass community from tripping over itself
>>499960724estupida
1 match in 3 days that felt remotely equal
>>499960279sure but trust me when i say that it is actually holding you back and you should try and get used to it
>get bored of playing support and getting raped by widows>queue tank to play dva (fun incarnate)>play decently every game>lose because i was countered by at least 2 heros on their team every game fun
>>499960902What does that mean? I don't speak french
>>499961428now you finally understand why the remaining tank players have either mentally checked out or gone all in on counter picking
yall like to say aspen aged because of her sedentary lifestyle and terrible diet but its actually overwatch that aged her. shes not chilling in bronze after all shes playing comp at high levels all fucking day.
>>499961428ok? plenty of heroes like pharah, doom, ball, zen, etc. constantly play against 2+ counters and win. you playing against a no mobility zarya and a D-tier symmetra and losing is not an excuse.
>>499961428>>499961614It's been the same shit for years.Scenario A, play a character you like, get countered, don't swap, you have a bad time.Scenario B, player a character you like, get countered, swap, you have a bad time
>>499960619Mercy is flawed as a character because invulnerability exists. She's flawed because she's a dodge tank with a 250HP pool in a game without "damage spikiness" allowing for sympathetic healing to turn it into 400+ eHP.If this game were good, we wouldn't have invuln abilities, cleanse would be much more restrictive in what it affects, we'd have more and different types of status effects instead of "we already have fire, so here's fire again", we wouldn't have the gentrification of turning Mei & Hanzo into chinky McCree, and then gimping him more because DPS shouldn't be able to do anything a support can, including damage. In fact, the whole hybridization of support being able to do damage to make them "fun to play" has made the game worse by design in a way that far exceeds numbers. Zenyatta's restriction was his low movement, low targetted healing and HP, turning him into a glass cannon. Now he's a cannon. This is not a good game, nor does anyone want it to be. Let it burn and throw more anti-death abilities while making healing even stronger so nobody dies. Turn the game more into a sumo-style tactics game biding for ults, rather than a shooter where you can kill things.
>>499962396>turning Mei & Hanzo into chinky McCree? post rank>hybridization of support is badthis i do agree with
>>499962689I just want Mei to be able to freeze & Hanzo to be able to do geometry instead of having an ice revolver and being able to fan-the-bow. Anything's better than the homogeny we have now. Bastion's turret, for better or worse was what made him him. Now he has some shitty grenade that doubles as a movement ability because nearly every DPS needs to be able to have a repositioning tool.I was 3400 or so, but stopped playing comp in 2018, and altogether after Baptiste came out. IDK how to check my profile for OW1 stats. I only play a few times a month with my girlfriend when she asks now. I come here occasionally to doom because I don't want to spread my toxicity to those I play with lol. Seeing what this game is makes me sad.
>>499949575Widow is top 1 DPS in the game right now, just because you're a handless porn addict who can't pilot her absolutely does not mean she needs buffs.you need to not be garbage.
>>499950223I think cut it to 1.5-2 seconds of poison and we're chilling. 100 DPS is far too easily countered.
>>499950043>doesn't mean she ever will in a game that's 5v5this lil nigga unironically said "widow can go all game without a headshot"these are the monkey low elo niggers saying Widow isn't broken this patch.
>>499963764widow is a top DPS currently simply by nature of every other DPS being low/no impact and/or dogshit. every DPS needs a buff, including widow. or simply nerf the other 2 roles completely.
mei doesnt even need to freeze for me. theres other parts of her kit that they could have brought to the front as a replacement for freeze, but no they just threw a bunch of "freeze but not really" passives that didnt make any sense and then gave up. she literally couldnt even reliably 1v1 most supports prior to the DPS passive and kiriko still can out duel her. like holy fuck at least rework her defense and area denial with wall into being her main focus at this point
Make the charge time a half second longer for a sniper shot, up the cooldown on grapple by 2 seconds. Done.
>>499964104>every DPS needs a buffnot true in the slightest.DPS are all good in a vacuum, support and tank just got overbuffed to hell and back and need all their buffs reverted.revert the game to before season 9 and DPS is instantly good again without needing to do an extensive change on the entire DPS roster and if that does happen, widow needs to be 150 health. let that dumb bitch get one shot as often as she one shots.
>>499964319this but the opposite
>>499964345illiterate + retarded
>>499959559Illari Ruiz is cute
no bullshit i thought that meis deep freeze passive that caused a mini explosion when alt firing slowed enemies worked like illaris ult. it didnt. even though that made the most sense with you catching large groups and chaining her passive. but nope. they really expected you to stop mid shooting and use your 1 second wind up alt fire
how do i help shut down enemy doom players as a support? i feel like my tank and dps players aren't punishing him just jumping in our backline. i don't know how to handle this.
>>499964549>not an argumentI accept your concession.Widow fundamentally ignores season 9 changes due to her nature of doing 300 dmg per shot.DPS kill speeds across the board were nerfed due to damage break points being a lot higher.Widow and Ashe were mostly unaffected, that's why they have been meta.learn the game before talking about it, shitlow nigger.
>>499964794>shut down enemy doom players as a supportthats a good way to get hard targeted and tbagged for the rest of the match. id just ignore him
>>499964794Ana, save sleep dart for power block. it's freeBrig to stun him any time he tries to punch you and have your team one shot him.Lucio flat out ignores him and fucks on his backline
>>499964915so why weren't both ashe and widow meta in season 9 if they were so unaffected by its changes and why did it take them 3 and 4 seasons respectively to become meta? do not answer that, it is rhetorical. dogshit retard. last (You) btw.
>>499965086>brigWhy is she still able to clash with his punch long after the animation is finished? Why will Blizzard not fix this?
>>499965526they were always good and played in higher elos, you retarded new nigger.>last (You) btw.I accept your concession. stay in your lane, shitlow 8% scoped critical accuracy failure.
>>499965526Widow is rarely hard meta because she’s bad against good players on half the maps in the game but she has always been meta on widow maps and Ashe has always been one of the strongest DPS because she’s hitscan that doesn’t immediately die to a tank pressing w in their direction
>>499965676I think it's fair for doom because his 4 second CD stun needs some sort of counter play.but counter pinning rein as Brig is pants on head retarded.
>overtime>enemy dps starts locking onto supports and beams them down despite being mediocre up to that parttruly inspiring to see someone pop off like that, and at such a crucial moment!
>>499966148ashe was never really meta up until like mid season 11 and was always considered one of the most balanced dps heroes, then they nerfed cass and soj and all of a sudden ashe was "broken", just like pharah was suddenly "broken" out of nowhere a month before that when they fucked with the armor changes and the headshot passive that cucked most dps heroes. it's not an issue of either dps hero being broken, it's an issue of the role being completely gutted that for the past few seasons only widow and to an extent tracer have a clear impact on the outcome of the game and don't rely on their tank not being a retard that allows them to play the game properly. or you can just play any other dps hero, roll the dice, then come here to complain about the forced 50/50.
>>499966231Her bash and punch clashing isn't the problem. It's that Brig doesn't have to do any sort of guess or prediction like the doom does. She can bash him after the punch and for some glitchy reason it'll still count and knock them both down. She has so much time to react to it. There was even recently a glitch where she could do it late enough that only Doom got knocked down.
>>499959065>>499959543Thanks for the advice anons. Appreciate it.
I love Brigitte and I love playing as Brigitte.
>>499952901>>499953353
For 6v6 they should get rid of Orisa's javelin stun and bring Halt back.
I pick Ramattra, I will not counter pick anythingI will punch
>>499967209sexy bitch
>swap to dva bc dps are mentally handicapped>doesn't matter bc dps are mentally hndicapped and sombranigger is running to widow and not helping cap point on overtime
>>499967209I love roleplaying as Brigitte
>>499965676sorry bro they had to remove all the niche doom tech that only diehard mains used because it was unfair but brig basically getting to bash his lingering hitbox in the most consistent and braindead easy way is just fine :)
>Bullied a widow so hard today with Sombra that I got a fuck you in chatAww isn't that sweet.
>>499967520can you please make a dozen clones of yourself and send them into ranked so I stop getting retarded rein/doom/orisa niggers.I love playing with Ram so much and tankoids REFUSE to fucking play him for some reason.
>>499967731Sombra is the epitome of "I am getting diffed hard but need free value."
>>499967731why is she so perfect?
>>499967731Congrats on winning the most lopsided matchup in the game.
>>499968047>1 second ability lockout>value>EMP generation hard nerfedSombra is strugglebus territory this patch.the free value character is torbjorn.
>>499967520Based gigaCHAD
i know im not seeing sombra players bitching on my screen right now
>>499968202giga skill issue
>>499968185Echo into Pharah and Pharah into Junk are infinitely worse than current sombra into widow.
>>499968349you're a retard with the skill issue, you hard stuck platoid. every single high elo tier list has her bottom 5 along with her having barely ANY mains in top 500.
>>4999682021 second lockout that may lead to a kill is not that bad considering most dps heroes just do attritional damage which feeds support ults
>lose fraction of a second on lockout >regain the ability to basically apply zen discord on hack> when virus and hack was already dumb without itBoo fucking hoo nigga
idk seems kinda good to me
>>499968629>Juno player not fighting back and bashing her head into the wall>Widow player standing stillwhat an epic poggers clip, bro!
>>499968629champ lobby btw
what's blizzard up to?
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>499968785i'm sure you're facing better junos in your games than rak who is a pro on a tier 1 team, right?
>>499968921Ashe my beloved
>>499969034you cherry picked a clip where he played like an absolute fucking retard (happens to everybody) and a widow player standing still.you're a retard. you have an entire stream worth of clips to cherry pick and THAT is the best you got?lmfao.
>>499968896They're figuring out how to turn every character into a Soldier or McCree ripoff. Last time they couldn't figure out who to change, they made Cassidy a ripoff of McCree.
>>499969241look, it's fine if you lack the requirements to play nu-sumbra, them being having a non-zero amount of working braincells, but you don't have to have a meldown over it every night just because you can no longer play her and get immense value despite failing your IQ test. it's fine. just play torb or whatever. there are actually people out there who can still play her because they have a functioning brain, you need to stop coping that she's bad and look for the problem within.
>>499967731SOMBRA BACKSHOTS
>>499968629>wow guys look how good the character is at shooting enemies that don't fight back and stand still
>>499969508I am so fucking happy they destroyed my favorite characters entire identity and turned him into "OP 76 for 20% of the game and spend the other 80% as a useless, easily divable, low damage sack of shit with a giant hitbox larger than SOME FUCKING TANKS with 0 self sustain"I LOVE 5v5I LOVE HOMOGENIZATION I LOVE NOT BEING ALLOWED TO HAVEUNIQUE KITS BECAUSE OF 5v5 I LOVE HOW MY FAVORITE KIT WON'T RETURN EVEN IF 6v6 COMES BACKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THE CONSEQUENCES OF 5v5 AND CORPORATE GREED
>>499968896New heroes, skins, maps, and modes. Their plate is full.
>>499961840uh yeah i know that. conclusion: buff dvaand every game i lost they had a brig, i can deal with sym and zarya as long as they don't have a fucking brig
>>499970313>skinsthey outsource skins to a third party company btw.
>>499969821that's all flankers
>>499967797No, I suck shitBut I will punch
>>499967731
>NOOOOOO WIDOW LET US CAP THE POINT PLS PLS LET US CAP THE POINT WIDOWno.
spin
>>499970835based bodyshot bandit
king mephistus.
>>499970313maybe they should work on the fundamentals, eg matchmaking making everyone angry, or getting flashbanged 10 times a second by weapon effects while the rest of the map is almost black
>>499970119Yeah, seeing what they did to Bastion made me a bit sad even though I'd built up a lot of apathy.
>>499971119I love how Juno ring can be a giant LOS blocker if looked at on it's side.genuinely fucking awful carity.
>>499971358>juno uses her ult>can't see shit lol
>>499971354I wouldn't even mind it so much if they just gave me self repair backI was so fucking happy when I played community crafted bastion and was able to off angle/flank and sustain myself like I used to be able to back in Overwatch 1.that rinky dink ass grenade is not a good substitute for self sustain.
>>499968921why are they oiled up
>>499961428>lose because i was countered by at least 2 heros on their team every gamethat just means you have a reason to git gud to the point that it takes 3hard counters
what is the deal with overwatch developers?
>>499971620>look up on Junkertown>blind due to lens flare>look up on Numbani>blind due to lens flare>stand in this spot as any character>flashbangedamazing
wtf hanzo
>>499973118that fucking tweet is a millstone
Futagarasu Widowmaker has COCK??? Drop a :eggplant: if you would slurp on it like a good girl.
>>499973572fr fr?? no way bruh
>>499973572I'd be doing tricks on widows futa cockI love futa so much, I hope science can make them real in my lifetime and give them massive 18 inch cocks
>>499973752they are, it's called passing trannies.
>>499973836very few, very far in between. I mean science needs to provide a SUREFIRE way to produce them, we cant just rely on the luck of their genes my favorite is domrystan
>>499973836>passing tranniesAbout as rare as futas
>I play with bloom and THERE'S BLOOM>AIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>499974062how come we never got this Kiriko skin with tummy sexo
>>499974604
Kiriko sex status?
>>499975565I don't see this in-game or on the wiki so it doesn't exist
>>499974016idk, Blair white and Buck Angel pass as the real deal to me.>>499974348>YOU SHOULD JUST ACCEPT THAT YOU CANT FUCKING SEE IN AN FPS DUE TO SHIT DESIGN BECUASE...>YOU JUST SHOULD OKAY???
>>499975654Female
>>499975702no, it's just a mockup
JQ doesn't wash her panties
>>499976950thats so hot
>>499975654formerly male
>>499977374I wish I could transition and be passable but my body is too masculine so I just have to cope until the day I die
that romance line between mauga and widow is literally me and very relatable. I love mauga.
Just get a boyfriend. Way less damaging to your body.
>>499978702these freaks can't even love their own body, let alone themselves.they'd be a fucking emotional nuke to anyone that didn't dodge the bullet to get into a relation ship with them.
>fun and interactive gameplay
>>499979104Orisa really gets THAT much fucking HP ONTOP of fortify???fucking clown fiesta game.
>>499979227it's 200% overhealth but 35% "slower"it's rated as a 2-3 pumkin tier card too, they couldn't bother to rank the cards right.
>>499977831I can fix her
>>499970340Not all of them.
>>499978702Im 6'5" black and ugly nobody will love me
>>499979227This is from the Halloween gamemode, where you can use talents to give your hero a bunch of retarded buffs
>>499980405das rite nigga
>>499980405There's someone for everyone.
>>499979460I can impregnate her
if i buy skins in the shop will i get bot lobbies in ranked?
>>499980837probably
>potg replay>it's the enemy illari>unironically just standing completely still, doesn't respect us at all, picks off three without taking a single hitI've never been more embarrassed playing this game
>>499979460Why does blizzard hate her?
>>499981091dpschads when they off-role on a "support" hero
>>499981209damn Andrea Botez looks like THAT?
>>499981401based faceblind retardi will now jerk off to the chessfu
2 months clean from this shit stain and what i said would happen exactly happened>more seething of 5v5 format>more fotmeta tankslop>more tranimegoyslop collabs>6v6 mode made official (said this would happen when they'd inevitably hit the wall at season 13 for the playerbase's tolerance for this bullshit)>game is now a officially gacha simulator with the balance purely being tied to the microtransactions.so i was right you were wrong 5v5fags. but hey don't worry, your game will die soon when the balance team fumbles their final chance of redemption for this shitstain of a game and you'll bounce straight back to overwatch 1 2021 numbers. then they'll announce an actual PVE sequel or discontinuation of the game, since we all know that the blizzardfags are too incompetent to nut up and actually fire the retards who run this shitshow.
>shoot at rein>have to break his 1500 strength shield>then get through giga buffed super armor + healing>cycling through the two means he has effectively 2200+ not accounting for any healing OH BUT DOUBLE SHIELD GUYSDOUBLE SHIELD????
>>499981803most of /owg/ has been pro-6v6 since 5v5 was first announcedwe lost a shit ton of posters shortly after ow2 releasedthe remaining 5v5 defenders just happen to be some of our most obsessive and autistic posters, they don't represent the community wellif you wanna gloat in front of a 5v5 echo chamber go to the overwatch esports subredditthey have daily threads about how bad they think 6v6 isit's basically a pr slopfest there
>>499982171He's weak, blizzard hates him
>>499982292Rein is in no way weak right now.the only shit tank this patch is Hog.
>>4999822928/8
>>499982263>overwatch esports subredditthat fucking exists?people actually give a singular fuck about Competitive fucking Overwatch???go watch Chess, Fighting game tournaments, CS majorswho watches garbage like OW pro play?
>>499982590Do you watch chess?
>>499982590>you enjoy this? fuck you!
>>499983190Yeah, you got shit taste in esports watching the sparkle fest that is top tier OW.
>>499982590>Fighting game tournamentsOW tournaments get way more views than street fighter and tekken, I say this as a fightan player
>>499983429appeal to popularitywomens basketball mogs both.doesn't mean that it's better content just because of viewership, retard.
>>499982590I was gonna say that /v/ bait is never good, but people seem to be biting
>>499980628:(>>499980680I stopped believing this lie years ago
>>499983606>it's bait if I don't agree with it>>>/v/
>enemy Mei>decimates our team>our Mei>fucks everything up by walling at the wrong time
>>499967731white baby factory alert
>>499984206anon i......
>>499984206least retarded owg porn addict.
Juno's fart factory
>>499984652
>>499980405i would bet anything that this person has rejected people in the past and would still not date certain people.
scaredy cat
So does she have panties or spats
>>499985374what is that?
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IN THIS SITUATION??
>>499980405can you tribute mercy
>>499985992learn how to play widow and you will be able to flick aim heal ball
>>499985992I bet he got mad at the ana
>>499985992landing your shots would be a start
>>499985992if you can't hit a giant fucking sphere moving in an extremely prediactable pattern, you're the problem.if your scoped accuracy isn't 70% or higher get the fuck off Ana for the rest of your life.
>>499985992tank diff go next
More like Plapah
>>499986609this would be a funny image if it wasn't infected with porn addiction.
>>499986609also she's a confirmed dyke
if I see some retard support healbot in comp I just ruin the game
>>499983570Tell that to the Valorantfags who post here
>>499985327you would lose that bet >>499986026i masturbate too often to build up decent loads >>499986609I wish I looked like this
>>499986320except the fact that the ball has near-infinite HP and can escape in and out of matches like nothing, you drooling retard.Before only rogues could do that, go in and out of fights, at the cost of low armor.
yo widows mythic fucking sucks balls
>>499987162yo dawg fr
>>499986826my wifehttps://files.catbox.moe/5wdl1g.mp4
>>499987110the fuck does that have to do with either of the two posts, you schizophrenic retard?even if ball didn't need the healing that's free ult charge (granted he does have ult anyways) he's missing because he's dogshit and needs to play Mercy or Lifeweaver instead.
>>499987162Do not be poor
Witch Widow''s magic farts
>>499987162It’s kind of lackluster
>bring back 6v6 >bring back all 2cp maps>bring back dps doom>nerf juno more>buff illari damage or pylon cooldownthere game saved, thank me later devs
>>499988769>nerf juno moreok aimlet
>not liking ashemommy issue
>>499984206Yup. true.
>>499967731based
>>499988769nice try, but there's a lot more than that to save the game
>Americans are all cowboy gun shooters>Japanese are all ninjas with bows and kunais who can wall climb and double jump>the African tank is a literal, unironic spear chucker>Australia is treated as a mad max wasteland >almost all of the terrorists are people of color>the Korean girl is a pro gamer>the ginger support sucks out your soul to sustain herself>the indian girl is a tech characterfor a game about inclusivity it really does like stereotyping people, huh...
>>499989931you already posted this like 4 times in the past 2 threads
>>499990084and ur a spic
>>499990084this is my first time posting this, you schizphrenic freak.
>>499989425but that's my wife
>>499990259me when i nut
>>499990064me in a few minutes
>>499990767good night anon
>
>Man I fucking hate Orisa meta>man I fucking hate D.va meta>man I fucking hate Zarya meta>man I fucking hate Mauga metano matter what tank is top 1 it's all going to be fucking miserable5v5 is the issue.
>man I fucking hate D.va metaGay
>>499992565this desu, if a meta results in me getting to see Hana more I like it
>why am I losig as giga tank orisa>moira has 1.7k healing after 3 rounds>there's nobody behind me or healing melol
>>499992565Yeah, I actually play the game unlike you instead of jerking off 24/7 to dva on the boorus.you retarded annoying faggot.
>>499985992hit him with ult, which you have, which instantly heals him a bunch you stupid bastard.
>ant is tickling me>throw spear at it
unironicallyhow did they get away with turning Orisa into a mindless barbarian LITERAL spearchucker?.
Why is he gay?
>>499994523because gay people come in all appearances, retard-kun?although a better pick would have been Mccree given, yknow, cowboy
>>499994661So who is gay?
>>499994740(You)fruitcake.
>>499994523Serious answer: Diversity quota.All the other white males were disabled. Rein lost an eye, McCree lost an arm, and Junkrat lost an arm and a leg. Soldier is completely normal and able-bodied, so they had to make him gay.
>>499994976>australian>white
>>499994976What disability does Roadhog have?
>>499995087Roadhog isn't white. He's Maori.
>>499994976>Serious answer: Diversity quota.you have no idea what you're talking about, retard.the real answer is because Blizzard needed another PR cover up.
>>499995087he's fat
>>499995168Both him and Tracer were written to be gay long before the game even launched. Go ask Michael Chu yourself.
Why is she a cutie patootie?
>>499995168
>>499995336Tracer, I can understand because Br*tish men along with the haircut.for 76, the only "planning to be gay" """hint"""" they had was never mentioning a past lover of his. could have planted something subtle like "partner" but they didn'tChu can say whatever he wants, doesn't make it true.just very odd how he is revealed to be gay right after a major fuck up of theirs.then did it again with Pharah.>>499995491Yes, everyone knows that exists you fucking moron. doesn't apply here at all.
Lena Lacroix
>>499995581NTA but what did they need to cover up exactly? I doubt announcing that a character liking cock would cover something up anyway
>>499995716
actually disgusting stats
>>499995784Call Seyton a heal slut.
>>499995885>dumb orisas are maxing out javelon toss>i max out fortify
tracer is literally the only lgtv character with any evidence or voicelines that hint at her being gay. at most you have vague shit like baptiste and lifeweaver voicelines but other than that you would have to go out of youre way to know that soldier is gay, venture has a thussy, or anything else just to be mad at it
>>499995747racism within the company that made a employee consider suicide and said employee filed a suit.to drown it out in news they made 76 gay.like how Lifeweaver was pan when they were getting a ton of shit around that time.
Bratty bottom futa Kiriko
im getting heavy withdrawals rn day 5 i searched ow2 on yt about 300 times throughout the day
unsubscribe
>outhealed the healers as soldier 76how the fuk
>>499996173kids gamera should draw them
just farted and it smelled like sombra
>>499996949support players really are subhumans
>>499996949I'm sorry...
>>499994523
>1 level away from 50 mythic coinswhy is this fucking game gatekeeping me from widow skion
>>499998718play nigga play
>>499998807i've been fucking playingnow my ass hurts from sitting down all dayfuck this im going to the gym tomorrow
I am ready to put on a show!
smelly lesbo
>>499994484People are more pissed about playing against her
tanks should have 500 hpdps should have 300-350 hp (flankers have old hp)supports should have old hp
>>499996949Just had a ana mercy duo where mercy only dmg boosted dpsing ana.Support players deserve euthanasia.
ARMED and DANGEROUS!!!
>>499983429>i-it's more popular than fighting games though!!!that's because fighting games are niche as fuck a month after launch no matter which one it is AND 90% of owl "viewers" are literally just farming the tokens/skins with the stream alt tabbed on 144p and muted
"phreak" will be trans
>>499995336ah yes, michael chu and his "overwatch bible" that totally exists and it just waiting for overwatch to leave it's "mcu phase one" state. we've already dismissed that claim.
>>500001589ain't too many can bang with usstraight up weed no angel dust
>>500002215>freak (or part of freaks)>transthey wouldn't dare
>>500002215rent free
>>500002891fucking repulsive creature
>>500002891brigitte needs to file another sexual harassment complaint with HR
Was Jeff Kaplan a rapist?
Today I swapped to Orisa and made life unlivable for a Fist one-trickThey're just like Genji mains, they might quit but they will never swap
>>500003542>They're just like Genji mains, they might quit but they will never swapAnd that's based
I think Juno has dethroned all the other girls for me... I love her so much... So so so so so much...
>>500004037nobody cares, retard.you'll find a new porn addiction character in 2 weeks.
>>499946094Her hair is unfinished in the art
>>500004037too much ass
>>500004037everybody cares, anon.i'm happy you acquired taste so based. you'll not leave her even in 2 weeks. :)
still not deeeeaaaaaad
>>500003523no and also neither was jesse mccreeunironically the whole cassidy shit seemed to be just another misdirection from blizzard to clarify that they totally aren't all rapists and please don't focus on that we swear we'll do totz better please look we eeven had some poor lil intern cook up a 2 page """"""""lore""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""novel""""""""""""""""""""""" that explains it isn't actually his real name :))))))))
>>499941590how did this guy (whoever they are) not get placed higher during their placements? or was he purposefully throwing to stay in bronze?
when are the best ESL hours?
>>500007005who is this faggot?
>>500007005Streamers buy accounts, given the 2800 points. a bronzie gave him his acc/sold it to him.which is against TOS btw but streamers get super special privilege.either he threw games to bronze (against TOS) or he bought an account (against TOS)fucker needs a perma ban on his main and this account.
reported some voiceline spammers again.
>>500008153Why would you do that?
Skipping sleep and playing Overwatch for 17 hours straight now.I might be legit mentally damaged.
>>500009717>might
Talon witches...>>>/aco/8578512>>>/aco/8578513
>>500009717this game is not worth any measure of self harm
>>500009781can you annoying porn addicts stay in your thread?holy fuck, insufferable freak.
>>500009860lmfao dimitri btfo.
Go become fertilizer Dimitri 60 iq coomer
Juju
>>499977374also genji
>>499976950anon, she doesn't wear pantiescaptcha: DYAAM
Yo it's the mutt shitskin with finnish vpn he's gonna reply to everyone
>>500009860trvke
>>500011168this is what he looks like
>6v6 comes back>doom>ball>genji>tracer>lucio>the junowhat's the enemy team's counter? sombra can't do everything. orisa, mauga/hog, mei/junk, cass/torb, ana, brig?
>>499985992>"AIM WHERE THEY'RE GOING, NOT WHERE THEY ARE!"t. Gayldier 6976
>>499987259would've been better without the headgear. otherwise spitroasting is top tier
>>499989425but that's my aunt>>499989931>today anon learns that stereotypes are based on realityfucking liberals
doctor in sweater
>>499992565>genji reminded he no longer has a penis>sees how hung Hana is
>>499995087heart condition
>>499985992is this why they have to make every support so obscenely overtuned
>>500012264trying too hard to fit in, newfag-kun
>>500012395fuck off, tranny.
>>499989425sexy ass hoe
>>500010998this is so hotI want jq and pharah to make fun of my tiny "penis"
>>500016528>click on Anas head that I can fucking SEE>ermm actually there is an invisible wall there!!!dogshit fucking game
>>499946118but she's already a donut
>>500016897you haven't memorized every single invisible edge on every map yet?
>>500018263No, I was learning Widow and finding these as I played.fucking infuriating when the Brig I was going to headshot just waltz'd on out because there is some retarded badly made prop here.
>>500019819your brain is a genetic failure btw
>>500019920you're here
>>500020028bean here all along
>>500020028you're here posting low quality foot fetish softcore porn in a video game generalkys
>>500019819you're based btw
>>500019819>>500019920People with a foot fetish are more inclined to also be attracted to penises
>>500020430hang that tranny
kek
>>500024583leave me alone, retard
>>500024583tank players need to be executedGET THE FUCK OFF DOOM AND BALLPLAY RAM YOU LACK THE TALENT FOR DOOM AND BALLSTOP EGO PICKING THEM
time to practice doomfist
i thought owggers were racist chuds, why would any of you play doom
>>500024587Fareeha honey that’s not Olivia
>>500025024i'm trans
ther server only shuts down while i'm in a winning game -_- never will the server close if it's a loss T-T
waifu
>>500025024my name is tariq nasheed
>>500025217Hi handsome!Hope you slept well!
>>500025024i love black men
>>500025024Just because I call people nigger doesn't mean I'm racist.
don't use that word here
>>500025991People
>>500025915>Just because I call people nigger doesn't mean I'm racist.
>>500025046>latina>orphan>tech focused>retarded>eats pussySounds like Olivia to me
>>500026232Olivia is for white men though
ive gotten banned for racism after calling kirikos hitbox an nword and another time for calling sombra smelly, so basically you're all done for
>>500026579Racemix
It's your birthdayWe gon' party like it's your birthdayWe gon' sip Bacardi like it's yo birthdayAnd you know we don't give a fuckIt's not your birthday!
>>500026579eww who's the white bitch?
>>499957427it would be a lot more fun to play tank if you had to tank half as much shit
What did one tranny say to another?Hi handsome!Hope you slept well!
>>500027314so wahr, so wahr
>>500027314What did one tranny say to another?Hi Hads-ACKHope you sl-ACK
>>499967520Same but with Mauga.
>>499967520same but rein
>>500027569>minor spelling mistake
Mercy owes me children
Juno owes me children.
>>500028263>>500028741Ceiling owes (You) rope
>>500028263t.
>>500028881Nigger
>>500026579bonitas
>>500016897code? is this another aim trainer?
>>500019819>one natural looking ass cheek>nothing that would make an (((advertiser))) blushBRUH>>500021217what about people attracted to penises but not into feet?
>>500013074not sure which you're responding to, but Ashe is a cool wine aunt and stereotypes are literally based on reality. sounds like you're in delusion>>500024753>WAAAAAA WE NEED A WALL TANK>I JUST WANT TO SIT BEHIND A SHIELD AND POKE!>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PRESS W ALL DAYcontinental skill issue
Hana owes me children
>>500026232>eats pussyonly when McCreessidy isn't around>>500025024>>500025915>>500026161Nigger is not exclusive to darkies, literally anyone can be a nigger. It's a state of being or continual actions. Niggardly, by chance, is not illegal to say on American radio. To be a nigger is usually just being lazy or low, below, worthless. sand nigger, rice nigger, snow nigger, potato nigger, wine nigger, hue nigger, burger nigger. Nigger is as diverse as pride flags, but more inclusive.being racist is actually natural among humans. but maybe you should find out where the term 'racist' actually began. hint; it was not created by liberals to protect minorities.Anyway. OVERWATCH! I LOVE JUNO AND ILLARI
>>499967520same but ___BALL___
Efi Overwatch
>spent another match with a genji who walked around staring at enemies through walls and kept shooting at random spots where i was invisible as sombraany solution to pic related? currently my matches have a ton of people from a neighboring country that seems to have a high number of problematic players. can/should i just get a vpn and try to get matches somewhere else? i can't imagine my matches would be as bad if i just queued into germans or something.
>>500030676Replay code?
>>500030676Valorant lets you choose your server, for example Istanbul or Berlin.But blizzard dislikes player agency so I don't think you can do anything.
>>500030832You said Berlin twice
>>500031003retard
>>500030676post you're replay code, I'm not trusting owggers ever again after someone insisted this guy was cheating
>>500031003kek based
This old hag is really fun to play
>>500032128my wife Ashe isn't a hag though
>>500030756>>500030773>>500031551idk if i wanna post a replay code since that would expose what country i'm talking about and i know theres a lot of people here and also on the mod team who are from that specific country and would probably get nasty over itit's not that he did webm related once, because i occasionally pull off similar stuff with just a sound cue, it's that he did it all throughout the match, ie. always shot at the exact route i was taking while i was running invis, and kept staring at people through walls (never keeping his crosshair at actual angles or corners)
>>500030676https://github.com/foryVERX/Overwatch-Server-Selector
>almost hit diamond>cue 2 days of straight losses even though i play wellEOMM doesn't want me to hit my peak, and will keep letting me get close, then tumbling me down with unwinnable games.
This is how I assume /owg/s ball mains play when they have meltdowns about their throw heroQ31D7Gunironically checked out and just had to wait for this match to end
I only play doom and genji
>>500033360if I told you that the matchmaker is designed to prevent people from reaching their goals, would you believe me?what happens when you achieve a goal? do you keep going non-stop, like you were when it mattered to you? or do you take a break and enjoy your accomplishment?now if I told you that the matchmaker is designed to keep you online at all costs and you reaching your goal could cause a gap in your activity, would you believe me then?
ANA NEEDS MORE THAN 15 SHOTSI'M TIRED OF PRETENDING SHE DOESN'T
For the longest time I didnt realize you had to hold down kirokos heal for it to actually work
feels like sunlight huh
>>499992565Could you imagine if Dva was as strong as her mech and pursued men in much the same way? >7ft tall thicc muscular Dva sprints at you>uses both of her hands to hold you down while she reverse-mating presses you>after she's done she just leaves you there, covered in your own cum and her pussy juices
>>500033845Ana needs to have healing and damage removed from her CDs and have them be purely status effects. Ana needs to be projectile only instead of getting to also hitscan.
Ana needs grandchildren
>>500034204Ana needs her dusty womb refired
>>500033919wait what
>>500033618it's a combination of EOMM + plat being the hardest rank to get out of. almost every loss is an insanely hard game where enemy team just sweeps us
>>500034071kino
>>500033919there's a setting that let's you only heal for as long as you hold down, so it doesn't always throw 5 papers
>>500033360It keeps you playing so it's working like it was intended to do.
I need a 7ft tall Mei to snuggle me
>>500035210I'm afraid that would be lethal
>>500027314kek
>>500035297It is the way I wish to goEmbraced in softness and warmth
>>500029169it's my damage/sightline tester. lets you spawn characters, give yourself specific boosts like Nano, Dmg boost, window etc. along with damage numbers. great for testing fall off and the like.APE76
>>500028115kek based
>>500027314>what did (person who does not fit within my own personal connotation of gender) say to another?>(personal connotation for gender-aligned appearance)>Hope you slept well!your joke only hurts if you think like you dotrans people don't align words with the construct-based mindset that you do, so your joke ultimately means nothing to them
>>500029706you're silver
>>500034204I need to impregnate Fareeha
Is Juno the hardest hero to shoot at? I swear, even tracer and kiriko have a more punishing hitbox
>>500036084not if she's just on the ground, but she's a pretty small hitboxher flight has the exact same zero-inertia flick strafe that running on the ground does, she's the only hero in the game like thatphara, echo, and mercy move much more slowly in the sky while also having to be somewhat predictable with their movementadd on juno's rings and she's gonna be impossible to hit, so you just have to ignore her
>>500036084played to their peak with hardware like Snaptap?Junohttps://youtu.be/Feny5bs2JCg?si=VClPVdFQI8ocIK8R&t=232just look at this retarded shit.non cheating keyboard? Tracer
>>500036456does anyone else feel like this is porn game style art?like other coomer art has a different vibe, this looks like it was made to be easily edited for different scenes
>>500032771thats fairly useful but i think the problem is that the matchmaking still matches me with geographically nearby players. my matches have people from just the nearby 3-4 countries
I SEE THE INFINITE UNIVERSE
>>500036642unironically how porn addicted do you have to be to type this insane shit?
>>500036642It's just AI, if she was standing up she'd have the proportions of a dumpy goblin
>>500035727unironically I am silver and I hate playing against shit scans all the time. 30 PLUS FUCKING HEROES and everyone wants to just play fucking CoD.>PLAY ORISA>PLAY SHIELD TANKfuck you and press fucking W. This isn't Deadlock, it's not Valorant and it's not Call of Duty. Can't 180, zip in, shoot + melee? skill issue. confused by a wall climb? skill issue. healbotting? skill issue. sombra running circles around you? i hope you like tacos, fucking skill issue. you peeked? Le fucking MAO muh dude.boy when 6v6 comes back we're gonna see a whole different attitude when the 'tanks' are doom/ball because you're fucking shield is gonna mean fuck all
>>500037048>fuck you and press fucking Wthat's exactly what the fuck i'm saying.Pick Ram and run them the fuck down. WE HAVE A JUNO SPEED, ITS A GUARANTEED PICK ON ANYONE YOU WANTstop picking doom and inting your brains out.>6v6I am gonna fucking LOVE being an annoying piece of shit off angling on Mauga.never queueing any other role ever again once it's back.
>>500036456thigh to butt cheek seems a little off otherwise, mmm I love a good dumper on a white hag
>>500036776anon, I have played enough porn games to fill a university libraryit has a distinct styleif you want any recommendations hit me up though, I actually love chopping up about them>>500036804looks great for AI if trueit's not a proportions thing thoughthe simplicity looks like it's made so you can slap on different vectors to allow for light animation in scenes or costume changes
>>500032374he probably just heard the translocator
>>500037048this you?>>500033375
>>500037249you'd need a different girl then because Ashe isn't a hag
>>500037243I've swapped to Ram numerous times but it's really dependent on the map if I feel it's necessary. i don't play doom but i've heard the only thing dooms should fear is mauga's ult, otherwise meh. mauga seems like what would bring about double shields again...
>>500037387he did hear it but usually you don't react to the sound by lining up a pinpoint perfect headshot on the exact spot in the hallway where i'm running, and then doing something similar 3 other times in the match
>>500037421nahp>>500034071>>500034551Bros, her name is Junker Queen. no need to imagine. also you'd be covered in your own cum and Odessa's futa cum. which i hear is an aphrodisiac
>>500032172>>500037472Hi, Ashe
>>500038090No, watch the replay you moronin all fairness, you are a ball player so it's likely very difficult for you to comprehend anything
>>500037265It's not AI, it's just generic
>>500038126I'm not Ashe I just love her
>>500035210This one time during April fools where they made Mei into a tank with a tank-sized hitbox I got an instant boner the first time someone picked her.Imagine if a 7ft tall Mei hugged you and called you cute names. Imagine if a 7ft tall Mei chilled with you on the couch, letting you use her soft belly as a pillow while she strokes your hairImagine if a 7ft tall Mei spooned with you, while you'r the little spoon. Imagine her large and soft body gently pressing onto your back, while you can feel her body warmth.Imagine if a 7ft tall Mei ate your home-made cooking and liked eating it, while even asking for seconds.Imagine waking up in the morning, and the first thing you see is your 7ft tall Mei wife who smiles at you.Imagine.
>>500037818he pointed right at the middle of the doorway and the first shuriken didn't hit you in the head, also I don't think you were running straight at him yet when he started firing
>>500038341Imagine the braaaaps
>>500037472>Age: 41she's a middle aged, unwed "white" woman. still attractive but her prospects have shrunk by more than half and omnics don't have sperm. plus she's always angry. hag is not always a negative. I would wood
>>500038341yuck
how are all tanks so fucking bad all the time? like across the board. the only players worse are mercy mains
>everyone doing well>still losing somehow>check the scoreboard>10-18 DPS
>>500038957tank diff
>>500038853no one willingly plays tank, they just realize they're too bad to play dps, or even support, so they settle for tank
>>500038341lovingly cooking and feeding mei multiple plates of cheesy pasta to maintain that brapper.
>>500038523Uhm please quit being so mean, OK?
>"it's high no-">death scream
>>500038998It was everyone else's fault (I was Support)
>>500038853Because it's the least fun role and you get the blame if you lose. I only play it to get weeklies done.
>>500038853tank is the least fun role now, and it made all tank mains depressed so they play worse
>>500039063I still don't understand why Pharah calls Soldier: 76 so often.>j-ACK>j-ACK
>>500039063>enemy team uses Mauga ult >traps 4 of us>Cassidy gets nano'd while standing pretty far away>"It's high noon">our Mauga drops his own ult and Cassidy now gets zero kills>we kill their Mauga
>>500038492Hag is a negative. Ashe is NOT ugly
>>500039384shut the fuck up retard
>>500039468shut the fuck up
>>500039384>Ashe is NOT ugly>t. hag lover
>>500039384hag lovers are reclaiming the word
>>500039058>cheesy pastaNuh-uh. My wonderful wife, the Mei (Forma de 7ft tall), will maintain her bodyfat with healthy and nutritious foods, such as Lentil stew, steak in red-wine sauce, oatmeal with bananas and vegetables with scrambled eggs.
hag1nounnon: hag; plural noun: hags1. any woman over 18."that hag is a junior in college"
Enemy tank's name is "JustAnAce"Playing against a tranny, bros
>shut the fuck up retard
i am hagpilled
>>500039851I see 2 beautiful young women. I don't know why they're just looking at a phone background though.
>>500038265nigga do you even play the game? do you main a shit scan? why are you always dogging on ball and doom players? they play for fun not for comp points or whatever the fuck you mad about. sounds like you're hardstuck in plat or diamond, mad because no plays with you or you have nothing else happening. let the rodent and mastermind have their fun. there is nothing wrong with playing dive. dive is really the play style they game has that isn't just clocking in hours like it's a job.goddamn you people still have a high school mentality trying to 'dunk' on others....over a fucking video game.
>>500038341>I got an instant boner the first time someone picked her.some of you people unironically need therapy.this is not a healthy brain, your brain is beyond fried from porn.no joke, seek therapy.
>>500039964they are old and don't know how to operate modern technology
>>500039746Come on anon, you know what she needs and deserves.
>>500040026that dude is legit autistic
>>500039063>Vamo escula-ARGGH>I've got you in my s-ARGH>Die Die D-ORGHW>WAI-A-MO-ERRGGH>Justice rains from ACK>Helden sterben n-AAAAH>HAMMER D-AAAA>HET UNIVERZUM ZINGT Z M-OOOOGGHH>Apagandas las l-AAAAAAhhrg
>>500040026stop having a melty and watch the replay
>>500040143Angela literally uses technology to bring people back from the dead
>>500040165Nuh-uh. My beautiful wife (the Mei) deserves a long and healthy life, filled with lots of laughter and happiness.
>ana nanoing me while im retreatingwhy do you fuckers always have to make shit so awkward?now I gotta walk back in and int myself to try and salvage this dogshit nano.
>>500040505and my boomer dad can fly planes but needs my help when he accidentally mutes the tv
Widowmaker has the best feet in Overwatch. Argue with a wall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN1p5bN_PcwGod I hate Mercy mains.
buy an ad sombrafaggot
>>500041019holy based.needs more teabagging tho
>>500041019Transphoby
>>500038265ok, I watched it...what exactly am I supposed to be getting from it? Do you think Ball has some kind of hive mind control on people that play him? What I gathered was (possibly) a stack versus a team of randos. Ball team had no communication and their dps barely seemed to know what time of day it was. Genji player barely moved up with Ball and 2nd dps was just....a typical CoD player. Not sure of the supports either, Illari doesn't work with Ball, Ana is meh with Ball.I mean it was a typical Overwatch stomp based by server and matchmaking. Am I supposed to say, "stop bullyin ball players?" because I bully hit scan players.I mean any number of factors could contribute. Idk what server that was so, idk.but no that wasn't me
So wait, there's one nigga here complaining about dive players....but Zencel was the problem? Mephisto posting content is the problem? Kiriko posts is the problem? Softcore ow girls (on or off model) is the problem? Desiring 7ft tall chink pigs (with or without a futa buta cock) is the problem? Am I missing something here?
>>500041739the fuck are you yapping about, schizo?genuinely what is the point of your garbage post?
>>500041739shut up retard
>>500041227nah he played like all ball playersas ina waste of a player slot
If you're complaining about dive, maybe you should play a different game. Ever consider that? Plenty of other typical shooters out there. You could always try Concord (lol). You could also castrate yourself because your seed won't be going into a womb, just a towel or a sock.>unless you recycle
>>500041739>Desiring 7ft tall chink pigsMy excellent wife (the Mei) is not a chink (she's Taiwanese) and she's also not a pig. And she also doesn't have a penis, and especially not a "buta" penis (TN: "Buta" means "pig" in American)
lmaokek, even
>>500042394
>>500042394that fucking reminds meWHY DOES TRAP+MINE NOT ONE SHOT ANYMOREIT DOESN'T EVEN ONE SHOT SQUISHIESWHY????
>>500042469uh one-shot combos are problematic McChudnow excuse me while I play as Widow
>the ball melties still can't grasp that it isn't dive that's the problemyou play the only throw pick in the game
>>500042238>she's Taiwaneseshe's a Han
>>500042818she's fat
>>500042810post code and rank. otherwise go watch more tranny porn
>>500042818She's Ham
The
>>500042818what are Mei's opinions on Taiwan's existence as it's own country?
>>500041019notice how most of those clips are when the team with the mercy is already losing and they are just scrambling around.why was perma invis such a problem? the sombras that spent 50% of the game in stealth never had any impact on the game whatsoever, it's hard to not be cynical and just say they did this to sell the widow mythic skin because the only people affected by 50% of game in stealth sombraplayers were widows.
>ball melties are chudsnot surprisingilliteracy is disproportionately high in right wing voters after all
>>500043252retard
>>500043280
>>500043348need to lift the flap and kiss the witchy butt
>>500043180hmm, considering the year this game takes place and if current events are anything to go by, Taiwan has been (rightfully) returned to the Middle Kingdom. Mei was probably indoctrinated very young to see Taiwan as just the Hawaii of China. >>500043108< no he's Ham>you just know
>>500043764culo
>>500043764
500043280>doesn't post code of a game, because doesn't play game>doesn't post rank from ow1 or ow(2), because hasn't played the game since 2018thanks for bumping the thread though, schizo
>>500042818My magnificent wife may be Chinese, but she strongly opposes the CCP (the Capture Capture Point)
>>500043557go throw some more games chud
>>500043873retard
What are the chances that the people brain rotting on Ball and Doom are support players? I doubt a dps would be THIS upset over a tank, if you think about it.
>>500044348no one is on your side lmao stop trying to appeal to the thread
>>500044348dps players who would seethe at tanks being cancer left this game a few seasons ago
>>500044265your bait is too obvious, you can't use words like "Chud" and expect anyone to seriously take your bait.>>500044348I play DPS and I fucking hate Ball because none of these fags ever call their dives.give me a >bout to slamor >not slamming, just smashing through don't engage yetjust have to fucking guess if he's going to pile drive and if I guess wrong on trying to follow his supposed slam I fucking die.
>>500042607one-shots are problematic>brings back roadhog's one shot>brings back hanzo's one shot>probably more i'm forgettingwhat did team 4 mean by this?
>>500044348It's Sticky. He's an unironically GARBAGE support player but peaked around 3500 in OW1 as a Rein/Winston main. He's used to post both silver-tier Ana gameplay and some of the wildest hard carries on tank semi-frequently. Apparently he was harassed in game by posters from /owg/ so 90% of his posts are bait posts and trolling now.He's also established as being unironically a little off. So while I agree with him, fuck Ball and all of Ball's annoying ass retarded onetricks, Sticky's unironically just a little retarded.
>>500044348blue beaming a good doom feels goodinfact I think I have most respect for good doom players because of how demanding that hero is, some goes for ball
>>500044090imagine the sex between them.
>>500044348>Ball ruins your game>Doomnigger ruins your game>This is somehow supp faultI fucking hate these niggaz so much it's unreal
support mains ruined this game
>>500044709that's the fucking retarded thing about S9.they play favorites.either go all the way and remove one shots out of the game or revert s9.YOU CANT FUCKING PLAY FAVORITESIF YOU DO WHAT IS THE POINT OF S9 OTHER THAN A GLOBAL DPS NERF???
>>500045039>blue beaming a good doom feels goodyou're fucking trolling if you're dmg boosting Doom.you change none of his important damage break points.God I fucking hate you retarded as fuck mercy players with all my heart. kys.
>>500044997ummmmmmmm excuse me princessI'm like plat 2 on support nowI miss playing tank though god ow2 tank feels so bad
>>500043873uh actually since Overwatch's world is basically a utopia where India is a futuristic paradise instead of a shithole it's more likely Taiwan overthrew Communist China and reinstated Guns n Roses' sixth album
>>500044348>the ball melty tries to get the general to back him>everyone just fucking shits on himDo you regret posting this?
>>500040107I'm not gonna go to therapy. I'm not gonna take my meds.I'm not gonna touch grass.
By the eye of Agamotto...
>>500044997schizo
>>500046905No it's literally Sticky. His username is in the replay code. This is old /owg/ stuff. Maybe you weren't around.
>>500038341When they made brig a giant for April fools I kinda understand it now
>>500046885oh uh looks like theyre actually angry lol. Maybe you guys should call out the Ball faggot alot more.
>>500044709>>500045670they can't decide whether it's supposed to be intended that a dps/tank gets picks except when the supports are looking the other way. 1 patch they remove hanzo's one shot and they realize he now does diddly because all he does is feed support ults and loses the game, so they bring it back the next patch so he can be useful with his 1 shot memes againthe problem that permeates the whole game is that 4 out of 10 players in a match are dedicated towards making sure the status quo remains the same (ie. no one dies and no objectives are taken), so either those players get their way and the game sucks for everyone else, or they don't get their way and the game sucks for them. there's really no way to please everyone with how they designed the basic gameplay. they should have probably realized this back when they were still playtesting the game with gray box maps and purple spheres, but it is blizzard so they are just ride or die with their world of warcraft healer archetype
>>500045830i do not mean pocketing him, if you're not flicking the bluebeam to doom every single time he charges his fist you are a bad mercy
Will you be playing Marvel Rivals on December 6th?
>>500045321It's mostly cause there are very few options for supports to play against or with dive. Also most supports do not adapt their playstyle against/with dive. Your damage numbers should be higher than your healing when playing with dive.
I'm gonna be honest. I experienced my best Hanzo gameplay when he didn't oneshot. He was stronger than he is now. He's back to being a luck-merchant now.
>>500047716No I will most likely be masturbating to Sombra on December 6thor Kiriko as reparations for what happened on December 7th, it depends
>>500047716buy an ad
>>500047716I'll try it, it looks weird, like they'd modelled the style from AI art. Things look quite good in stills and moving around but the actual fighting doesn't look as impactful as OW. I talked to my zoomer nephew today though and he seemed to think OW was dead and this would take over.
13 and counting
>>500047241the ball poster has a melty almost daily lmao
>>500048012what being the only player in your role does to a mf
>>500047986Thank you for acting as a punch bag for a (increasingly smaller) community of discord stacks. See you next weekend.
>the game forces me to play against a t500 player that always wins his games.im sick of this pattern. past two days i keep seeing him in mystery heroes to the point i just stop trying. then i dont see him again after winning 5 or so games then play against him for 5 more games.
>>500047835yeah but that's what people want him to be
>>500047986stop ruining games for other players
>>500047835you enjoyed him when he was shooting logs
>>500048315im trying T_T
>>500046093sex with sticky
>>500048509yeah, trying to lose, fucking thrower
>>500048462Hanzo has always shot logs.
>>500048860false
>>500048927We been saying that Hanzo shoots logs since 2016.
>>500049064he wasn't shooting logs after about twenty nerfs
>>500049465Please stop posting. It's not healthy to obsess over every possible chance at winning an argument.
>>500048785Wouldn't mind being her cellmate
>>500049584?
>>500049739you'll have to transition first
Mercy needs a casual skin
>Symmetra and Junkenstein just delete people pretty much instantly even on Normaldid they break Junkenstein's Revenge balance at some point
>>500044090one of the rare few charming Pharah traits was her infatuation with Reinhardt and the OW2 writers just completely forgot about that for some reason
>>500050269>overwatch lore
>>500050028How do you know I'm not a biofem?
>>500050154her terrible lip flip makes my skin crawlshe's built like a truck though, totally would
when is this piece of shit general going to leak something about phreak
>>500050381yes and?
>>500050438lollmao even
>>500050569ow2 and the right-wing brain rot spammers scared away most of our quality contributorshow many grown adults with connections to blizzard are actually going to stick around when this general can't stop having melties about trans people?
>>500050569neer
>>500047716For me it's:>tankDr. Strange>dpsPanther, Namor, Scarlet Witch>supportAdam Warlock
Thoughts about Ashe
>>500051882need her Ashe on my face
>>500050726Sometimes it's melties about kiriko images.
>>500052008these are based
>>500050726>trannies>quality contributors
>>500045365/threadclose the general. if supports weren't complaining so much you wouldn't have gotten what OW2 has become. it unironically became a supports game. what percentage of dps just swapped to support because "dps, lol.
>>500052008melties in a broad sense are what really killed /owg/yes, we lost a fuck ton of posters after ow2 happened, but it wasn't until brainrot took over half of the general that people just started leaving>>500052251you're assuming that only trans people are bothered by you and the other retards obsessing over themthey're less than %1 of the US population, I would be shocked if more than two actual trans people have posted in /owg/ since 2016you're just an obsessed and annoying weirdo that derails every discussion for your meaningless culture war, it's not because the people who left are trans, you just annoy the hell out of them
Support mains, rise up!
>>500052646penis or no penis?
>>500052631you should leave too
Do people really main one role/hero? I've always queued all roles.
it's genji's birthday in a few hourssay something nice about him
>>500051882cummies in her womb. she would look great pregnant in a sundress during a windy day feeding me tendies under a tree.
>>500052797he needs another nerf
>>500052773I used to play all roles in ow1, but I hate tank in ow2 and I only feel like playing dps on occasionthey made the game miserable for everyone so the only way to kind of enjoy yourself is to play supports because it's so much more relaxed
>>500052797I like playing against Genji. It's usually very fun.
What is a chud and why is off-topic?
I only play Genji, he's the coolest
>>500052747>>500052773yes
>>500052631who do you think are the main meltie contributors? An old school one was the Zencel. Judging by this thread the Ball poster is one.
>>500052850doom's cummies
>>500052797He can be a breath of fresh air if I get a decent one on my team. Otherwise im stuck with the shitty hit scans and a mercy.>tfw got a reaper/genji/lucio/juno comp>enemy team couldn't heads or Miles Tailswas the best game I had in ages
>>500053541where have you been?
>>500053394>Ball poster is onepost code of a game, post rank or put your cage back on, sissy.
>>500053394as of right now our biggest IDENTIFIED melties are the ball poster, lenaposter, sombra guy, the frogposter (he only reveals himself on occasion after accidentally telling us that he believes gay people are organizing a violent planetary takeover, no I am not joking), and the guy who freaks out about age gaps aka "pedopanic"one of the downsides of 4chan (which is unfortunately one of the most appealing features as well) is how it is an entirely anonymous websitethis allows people to practice bad behavior without consequence, so while we've been able to identify some posters there may be more or less than I think there are
Genji originally could climb walls and perch on them, at any height, and permanently had a sword available.REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU JAPANESE MAN!
>>500053869meds
>>500053951they didn't take enough
>>500053729not playing this game? literally no reason to play this everyday. im not a streamer and i haven't fallen into some fallacy of optimism.
>>500053869unironically, kys
>>500053951yes and Bastion had a little Rein shield while in turret mode
>>500054024>>500054354I must have namedropped you two
>>500054320I am just wonderingyou're one of the good posters so I can tell when you are gone
>>500053869there's a place you can go
>>500053729he got embarrassed earlier today>>500044348
when did they add the option to buy gold weapons with comp points again?what's the point of seperate points now?
>>500053951>>500054425https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OPVsd13wFY
>>500054748the idea is that jade weapons can only be earned if you play a lot of comp games in a single seasonit's to encourage you to play more compwhereas gold guns can be easily earned with after-season rewards
>>500053869also thrown in Brig fag. Mei and Ashe posters are a maybe only because they always seem to show up when the melties are happening
>>500053869Ironic this sounds like a schizo post, moaning about other schizos.
Need support main to shoot health up my ass as I fist a fleeing genji
>>500050726>>500052008kys faggot
>someone asks a legitimate question>answer it>the thread freaks out and starts calling me a schizooops, looks like I stepped on some toes
>>500052797I like genji because I love playing jq and dive too bad he's becoming a less common pick
>unironic faggots with mercy avatars>shitskin spamming faggot>but somehow it's melties killing /owg/
Just had a rein charge into a bear trap and stare at me as I put 500 void particles in his cranium out of his reachHow often do you get people who just accept their deaths?
>>500044594>none of these fags ever call their dives.you're referring to pings, right? are you playing with voice comms? because how is a ball gonna type in team chat while surrounded by the enemy team>"ok i'm about to dive the ana">"ok now im gonna grapple so i can piledrive">"ok noooow im just gonna roll through"you can't put all players of a hero in a little box or a big ball. if it's a pinging issue, well, welcome to online gameplay, m'lad.ne?
>>500055338>(Reinhardt): Goodbye.
>>500055038they want to turn this place into another /tf2g/. AKA another /b/ tier cringe fest.
>>500055338depends on the situation. hog hook often equals immediate death unless tank, reaper, kiriko(?)
>>500055661>playing dive tank>without voice chatngmi
>>500055309you are crying about posters that are not even posting right now?have you considered the problem might be (you)?
>>500055896he isn't in voice because he plays ballif he was in voice it would just be his team telling him to swap off the throw pick
>>500055338vgh... based honorable reinchads taking their deaths stoically
>>500056023I rarely post anything, but it's tiresome to just scroll infinite amount of kirikopics for 2 years. also I hate avatarfags
>>500055896i don't think you're aware of how many people play with all comms off or are muted. especially the numerous tards in here that keep complaining about having multiple accounts because they can't go one game without saying NIGGER in all caps in match chat.
>>500053541genji and lucio are always bros
>>500056023Why does it matter if they are posting right this moment or not if they have been shitting this general every single day for two years?
>>500056260I've just been silenced for 2 weeks simply for defending myself when stacks started doing the blame-bully thing they do to solos. At least the easier reporting is working out.
>>500056494Rape.
>>500056407the point is that you are obsessedeven when they are not here you are thinking and posting about them
>>500056732kill yourself
>>500056732schizofaggot has zero self awareness, don't bother
another loss as lifeweaver, but at least im having fun. theres just something about brainless healbotting and an occasional lifesaving grip that makes it fun and worthwhile.ana main btw
>>500056643never defend yourself, unless it's a simple "that's not true" when they claim you were racist in team chat or something like that
>>500056643>At least the easier reporting is working out.true
>>500056890Eight years and it's the first time. qp stacks are super cancerous now
new thread please
>>500056732>someone is shitting on your front porch every night>one day your neighbour starts going on and on about a racist guy living next door>tell him that you are more concerned about the shitter>REEEEEE, YOU ARE OBSESSED
>>500057259>>500057259>>500057259
>>500057176No anon, you are the one shitting on the porch. You are the problem.
>>500057456
