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>>500004505>Eishin Flash Cup>1300m>DirtWhat did they mean by this
>>500004865to piss off the dirt track...
>>500004865I can't remember the last time these memorial race matches the horse it commemorates.
cytube johndoe1899pw 123456akiten
5 MINUTESCAMON LIBERTY
AkiTen in 2 minutes. Place your final bet.I'm trusting in Liberty winning with a side of Stella placing in the top 5.
>>500006086Obviously rigged for Dodo, no way he'll lose
CAM ON OJOU
>>500006086If anyone can beat Liberty, it would be Lebenstill with Lemaire buff or Dodo. Curious to see how lil Demuro will do here, he's on a roll today.
DODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOLY SHITDO DEEEEEEEUCE
>1st and 2nd are Derby horsesHooooooooooly
I guess ojisan has 1-2 good years left in him.
nyo...
>Take's 7th Akiten>7 years since his last Akiten win>Gate 7[fkktr noises]
Ojisan's first g1 of the year. Wtf happened to Liberty Island... Is she actually washed?
>>500006970She's getting SiL'd before our very eyes.
>>500006887fking buffed by Fuku shenigans
Beautiful sweets loving uma.
>>500006970I hope that's just the weight affecting her. Ending up on 13th is too catastrophic after the race she put up.
Dodo already has established a 1 win - 2 loses pattern, should've noticed it sooner....
Alright now I admit Dodo is better than Nox
>>500007440Feel like her position in the final stretch wasn't too bad and then she just couldn't accelerate
>>500007672Dodo still has to beat Nox's winning steak first.
>>500007672Lmao he has to win the rest of the autumn triple crown first. I will kneel if he REDEEM the JC though.
>Ojisan was flopping the entire day, never managing to accelerate from the back>Dodo started late at the back of the pack>Stayed there the entire race until the final corner>Suddenly shot up like a rocket from the far side and winningGenuinely what the fuck did he mean by this. Was Ojisan just hiding his power level the entire day?>>500006714I'm just really happy that Tasty Error got 2nd. He still has a chance of nabbing some more G1s.>>500006970Kawada was really whipping her at that last straight but she just couldn't accelerate. Maybe she needs more time to build up her strength? Or maybe it's the extra weight?
>>500007728Wow just like my sashis in CM
>>500007868Feel like Dodo winning shows how bad the mid distance horses are in Nippon after Eclaire's retirement... Auguste Rodin will be showing up for Japan Cup and Romantic Warrior might show up too. The invaders might be too strong for Nippon this year
Lel
>>500007937bullshit chaser shenigans.
Happy Ojisan.>>500008331>Hong Kong stole their best mile race>Now the Irish menace is coming to steal their mid distance raceIt's the hors god punishing Japan for retiring Eclair too soon.
>>500008791If Japan fails to win at least 2 races at BC with how good the honses they sent are, then they really are being punished.
>>500008586Kek. Happy family.
Oji-san did it again
>>500008791It would be pretty neat for Auguste Rodin to claim his Deep bloodline claim by winning JC, but man Japan's horses are falling off a cliff now.
>>500009451I'm just hoping that Liberty can recover her strength again, I would hate for this to turn into another Daring Tact situation.
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>Winner by Take from gate 7>2nd from Satono Crown & his son>3rd ridden by Iwata & his sonPretty kino
>>500010012Fucking RIGGED. GIVE ME BACK MY 3,000 YEN.
>>500009970SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
JP's last hope against Japan Cup's invaders. Really root for his autumn triple now, even though I'm not a fan of him previously
>>500010371Look at his blood veins. The absolute unit.
>>500009970machitan so fucking sexo
new sex of the franchise
>>500010012Holy fucking kino
DODO PLEASE SAVE JAPAN FROM AUGUST RODIN AND ROMANTIC WARRIOR
https://x.com/sena_magane/status/1850444482325762466Soshite minna no
>>500010660Didn't Take say that Dodo reminded him of Spe?>>500010371With shit like the 7-7-7 and >>500010012 this, I can actually see him becoming the next 総大将.
I'm so glad I got into Keiba
>>500012123Now Dodo only need to win JC against the invaders
>>500012256It's really fun even without the gambling aspect, you get really invested into the career of these weird dogs.
why the fuck do I even bother?
>>500012256It’s one of the best rabbit holes I’ve gone into, and I keep finding new things.
>>500012932Why the fuck are you training pokke in that scenario
>>500012334Dodo is so inconsistent just like Ojisan this year. I'm not sure he can pull it off.
>>500013384Nah, Dodo has all the excuses for his losses, he can't handle foreign FR & Dubai Turf, Can't be ridden by anyone other than Take, and can't handle soft ground. outside of those he's still unbeaten
>>500013367Do you live under a rock?
>>500013530>Can't be ridden by anyone other than TakClingy fatty...
Why do they always do their streams on a monday???
>>500013530>>500013871It seems to following a certain pattern.
>>500013541Do you know I beat UC umas trained like that
>>500014898I'm not trying to win chanmi at this point broI just want a rank higher than UD4
DIGISEXXXXXXX
Speaking of Dodo, it's a shame that his fellow classic winners are just flopping left and right. Maybe Dodo was supposed to be the rival to Nox but then Eclair retired too soon.>>500010660I like this design, I just wish it had more grey instead of purple like the actual racing silk.
C. Demuro's only here for AkiTen, right?
>>500015330Yeah. OC uma artist are far more restrictive in how they draw the uma than the official lmao.But at least that artist draw swimsuit Yell, Bread and Sodashi so that might be a good sign
>>500015242sexxxxxxxxxxx
>>500015242god i just want to cum inside digitan
>>500015825im pretty sure he stay until arima
>>500017193>S-Surely this time!
>Kawada and LI felt the taste of dispair for the first time
>>500017254Nice. I'll just auto buy him and Rumao and enjoy my profit.
>>500017643This is either gonna be the true start of a jobbing arc, or a blemish in an otherwise excellent career that nobody can explain.
i guess when dodo will get umafied her dream will be to be everyone's hero
Something new just dropped... Looks like it's gonna be a 2-parter like the suzuka one. I can't wait for next month's
>>500013530>exclude all the time he didn't perform and he's undefeatedwow
>>500013530The strongest as long as his demands are met
>>500019329Rumao, you make him sound like a terrorist.>Keep the field dry or uma Ojisan gets it.
これで、ドウデュースは4年連続でG1勝利を達成です。史上7頭目であり、達成馬は歴史に残る名馬ばかりです。武豊騎手はそのうちの3頭に携わっているのですが、改めてレジェンドは偉大。メジロマックイーン(騎乗あり)メジロドーベルアグネスデジタルウオッカ(騎乗あり)ブエナビスタゴールドシップドウデュース(騎乗あり)
>>500018773I wish he would draw a Machitan doujin, I remember he did draw her before it had no sex or so.
https://x.com/brookesbldstck/status/1850484722515755052
little shit
Damn mare
>>500017643Kuyashi...
Will Deuce wear the Spee swimsuit too?
Stream expectations?
>>500025912disappointment
I'm happy for Do deuce but this world still needs to be destroyed.
>>500025912global date
>>500025912I hate everything.
https://youtu.be/ZIXQQjGDtlwVery nice Do Deuce jockey cam
Was thinking that it's been awhile since Deuce win a G1 without Lemaire getting the most outside gate but he actually get the 2nd most outside gate kek
>>500026940lmao
>>500026940Whoever kicked that dirt has top tier aim
https://horsetechconference.com/
>>500028257horse panel...
>>500028486>ai
>>500028558horse technology demands useless inovation
>>500017643Liberty Island needs to be retired. She isn't the same horse. Reminds me of Arrogate.
>>500028558We all love AI here
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>h*man 'tist
>>500029379Acute a cute
>>500029379She truly is a Wonder... and a Cute
I don't take anything from someone who wears night gowns as beachwear seriously.
>>500028257Some of these panels actually seem pretty interesting, but>PETA‘s Senior Vice President Kathy Guillermo will discuss ways technology can protect racing’s social license to operate>Frank Nitty, an experienced Executive Producer & HipHop Innovator, will present on the need for music to engage the next generation of HorseRacing fans before introducing his Horseracng HipHop album. >Bridget Doran, Technologist at EnlightKnowledge.com, will discuss the key opportunities emerging from the blockchain space in the Equine World and how to leverage thesee to drive organizational success across multiple functions. >Sharon Quigley, Founder of the Pythagoras Institute of Sound & Vibrational Healing,>Alternative medicine >Salt therapy >Imagine an App that let you point your Mobile camera at a horse to accurately translate what it was trying to say?What the fuck.
>>500030249>Frank Nitty, an experienced Executive Producer & HipHop Innovator, will present on the need for music to engage the next generation of HorseRacing fans before introducing his Horseracng
>>500030249>The Barefoot MovementNyes tell me more
>>500030249>how do we use tech to stop every track going the way of the $500 million state of the art Singapore Turf Club RIPKek
>>500030249>Imagine an App that let you point your Mobile camera at a horse to accurately translate what it was trying to say?Imagine all of the interesting things hors can talk about like>Treats? Treats?? Hello, where are the treats?????
>>500030249>Imagine a horse could communicate to a computer via a camera and the biofeedback mechanism could be used to make healing musical compositions? What.About half of these seem like they have a basis in actual real science and technology and then the rest seem like they’re either complete pseudo-science quackery or the latest techbro buzzwords to scam investors.
>>500031149what happened?
>>500032819Didn't you hear? It got shut down a while back. No more racing in Singapore.
>>500033024>racing in Singapore
>>500029075SEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>500030249AI-generated topics
>500030249>PETA‘s Senior Vice President Kathy Guillermo will discuss ways technology can protect racing’s social license to operateDidn't they stop going after horses because they didn't have a way to steal them (they are also the group who are anti-truck so no F-250 for them). There were also incidences of them getting attacked by the very horses they were trying to "save".>Frank Nitty, an experienced Executive Producer & HipHop Innovator, will present on the need for music to engage the next generation of HorseRacing fans before introducing his Horseracng HipHop album.One of appeals of horse racing IS the fact that it filters out the poorfags, it keeps the riffraff out. This is why I hate the Kentucky Derby. Every year they invite worthless celebrities and their normie followers into horse racing for a day. Also hiphop? That shit is annoying as hell, horse racing is about classical music and country music beats. >Bridget Doran, Technologist at EnlightKnowledge.com, will discuss the key opportunities emerging from the blockchain space in the Equine World and how to leverage these to drive organizational success across multiple functionsWord salad for more cryptoshit scams. Just use cash like a normal better. >>500028486>Uma Mumsue totally moggs your industryThat's funny. Stay out of my anime and my horse racing!
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>>500037828The real problem is they're going for the easy way trying to invite more people into the tracks for easy cash by appealing to the people who don't give a shit about horses, It doesn't solve the core problem of horse racing being a dying sport. And soon enough their big G1 events will only be remembered for the festivals & artists and not the horses
Curren had enough of oniichan falling for that Light Hello vixen. Team IKZE had to deploy the Tiananmen Square strategy
>>500038429Thing is the normies only know about the Derby (maybe Olympics) and nothing else. The other races aren't even on the radar. It's certainly a dying sport to be in since it takes time and money to be with horses all the time. I know rich boomers get into horses in their final years when they all retire. If racing is going to die then at least let it die with dignity, not to the annoying sounds of rap and twerking.
>>500038429>It doesn't solve the core problem of horse racing being a dying sport.That's because that's potentially an intractable problem without everyone banding together and putting in decades of work to improve the image and popularity.Most people have little to no connection to hors these days. Hors is presented as more of a tool to win the races rather than the "main character" around which the story and mythmaking of the sport centers. Plus the image problem of being perceived as a sport filled with nothing but cheating, rigging, corruption, and bribery because of the gambling connection. Too much focus on what's most profitable like immediately retiring a horse that gets a major win because a potential loss would lower the stud fee etc.
>>500038992We could get a whole uma in armor category in fanart.
>>500039765>Most people have little to no connection to hors these days.Well the horse died July 1886. People see them as novelties now. Ranchers still have use for them and police use them as a flex. Even in racing horses can't compete with their replacement. Just a sign of the times.
>>500023148Is she cute enough?
>Trained a monstrous G1 trickster who singlehandedly created the biggest loss in keiba history.>Trained a mare that dominated the Japan Derby after more than a century of Stallion victories>Trained a perfect Quinella mare who won the prestigious Arima Kinen after 30 years>Trained none other than Shonbori's spawn who fractured thrice but won the Grand Prix against all odds.>Trained the General of Japan who took revenge against the horse who ruined Japan's L'arc dream.>Trained one of the greatest leaders of the Mejiro line.>still broke
>>500042934He ran out of money trying to feed them
>>500042934Spicaman forgot to fill out the paperwork for food subsidies when he started, and since Tracen is caught in a time loop, he's unable to file them again and has to pay to feed fat hors out of pocket.
https://youtu.be/wmOsXavYXxs
>>500043130
>the average racehorse needs around 35,000 calories a day, which is roughly twice as much as a regular horse in pasture!
>>500043896Need... food
Robots are allowed to participate in races nowadays?
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>>500047230SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF
>>500048698North Sexo
>>500048698SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>500022974sex sex sex
>>500038992Nothing "light" about Light Hello
>got do deuce and ho-o biscuit positions right on trifecta bets>but have sol & liberty on the 2nd placeI'm angry
>>500013367Nothing wrong with playing the game, not every run needs to be sweaty and strictly for pvp. Besides that Pokke is one of the easier girls to genetically engineer for other distances, her unique just won't be as effective outside of mid.
>>500053547well, she is "light"headed most of the time
>>500062417>aiand lmao
Now everyone here knows that AIpajeets are cucks too
>now
>cucksYou guys don't self insert as the beast?
>>500062552Would
AAAAIIIIEEEEE
>>500065543it's okay, she will respect my privacy and consent. ....right?........
>>500065704Horss don't understand those concepts.
>>500066675NYOOOO HORS STAY STAY AIIIEEEEEE!!!
A little too much of the good stuff.
>>500065290Pokke is so sexy bros
Hishi Miracle would be a terrible mother.
>tracen employment contract entitles umas to onsen trip and right to sekuhara youwhat the FUCK
>>500029075SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX SEX MARE!! AAHHH SEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>500073732What about nurses office visits? Are those guaranteed?
My wife and my mistress.
>>500077643>infirmary can be invaded by ayashii ningen with acupuncture """medicine""" or just cosplaying umaswtf where is my qualified doctor
>>500079098
>>500079984THIS SCHOOL IS A FUCKING MADHOUSE
>>500080119DO SOMETHING
>>500080119It's only just started.
>>500082490Not going to lie, I really enjoyed her story. Dia is a true Trainer wife.
>>500080926>meanwhile, at the racecourse
>>500082707Neicha, FKKTR and Biwa are just being dorks. Brian should be disqualified and what the fuck is Curren doing
>>500084068v*ggie lover post right here
>>500084587Eat your veggies
>>500087486NNNYYYOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Party Dash...
I've got surgery tomorrow so I will miss pakalive, but don't worry, I will come back since I have yet to roll for my wife No Reason.Thanks for asking.
>>500084068>what the fuck is Curren doingBeing cute.
How does a horse NOT love veggies?
>>500089768>near AAA price (or literally AAA price if you include the DLC) for a party game with 4(FOUR) minigames with no variation and a barely functioning onlinetruly a mystery why it's dead
>>500091075I am patiently waiting for my wife No Reason as well.
>>500091075>>500095772why?...........
>>500091075Hope it's not something serious. They probably won't release No Reason until next year's Derby or Soma Horse Festival.
>>500096097no reason
>>500097097kaichou is proud
>>500096097Just because.
>>500097097>>500097354
>>500097097
Spiders?
>>500037828>One of appeals of horse racing IS the fact that it filters out the poorfags, it keeps the riffraff out. This is why I hate the Kentucky Derby. Every year they invite worthless celebrities and their normie followers into horse racing for a day.This line of thinking is one of the reasons why horse racing is dying out in the west. Unlike vidya, horse racing can target a larger audience without having to dilute its core appeal and value. I'm sure there's a bigger audience for horse racing out there that just never got into the sport because it was seen as something only rich old farts or gambling addicts would enjoy. You just need to be willing to spend more time fixing the sport's image and advertising it to a larger pool of people, while also, like you said, try to keep out the wrong crowds which I think is quite easy since nigger rappers, valid celebrities, and people who enjoy them probably don't have the attention span or the willingness to watch the races, look up bloodlines, or learn the story of each horse.
>>500098897The reason why horse racing is dying out in the US is because it's inherently white supremacist and segregated by design and they intend to keep it that way. As a result the last generations of people that actually found that acceptable are now dying out with no one to replace them.
She is so cute.
https://x.com/coolmoreamerica/status/1850626886113599490>Another US 3yo announcing stud duty
I'm out of moneyIf they release another character I was really gunning for (Dantsu & Verxina) I'm fucked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMjzUEReLYYcool papa!!
>>500108102>VerxinaYou know you need her.
Equinox = emotionless machine with an ogle eyeDo Deuce = SOUL powered by pure keiba romance
>>500111190You shut your goddamn mouth. Eclair is a good boy.
>>500111190Got a Nox hater in this neighborhood
>tfw I lost all the races I played today
>>500110707Yeah but I also need food and I can't even afford that
>>500091464>didn’t care about her when she was released>now I’m addictedI have fallen for an instagram whore…
>>500116146Usually the uma you love the most takes the most time to cultivate. It happens to all of us.
>>500111190Well JP always portray Nox as a demon lord and Dodo as a struggling hero
>>500116623An strange phenomenon
>>500118646Best girl.
>>500118585She is here to heal.
Won my chanmi but only because I got demoted to group B for the final... I'm still salty about that
>>500112069America is the greatest country in the world
Stop making /v/ threads
I need more Rudolf images
>one of my opponents is a debuffnigger that uses the same team as I do (S. Flash + Donna)>mine got into position and won as expected while his choked>his best placement was Donna at 3rd>Jordan who I trained for shits and giggles yesterday got 2ndThis is a good CM. I even used a stamp in the results screen just to rub it in.
>>500121352
>>500120532>Resume for a decent entry job is never good enough for employers, even for ones in my area>The country is so damn divided, families fight and ostracize each other petty politicians and the policies they superficially uphold>Inflation day-by-day>More houses being built for people who cannot afford them, all the while homeless people literally live outside my neighborhoodYeah, I love living in this shithole.
>>500121509Man I wish I took this seriously instead of waiting until the second round to properly train. Didn't even know Pasa was mandatory until like 2 days ago.
She is the MC this time around?
I lost...
Donna and the Sisters are going to be the mains of Season 4 anime?>Meanwhile...>ERROR: Maximum File Size Allowed is 4MBThis is getting on my last nerve.
>>500123357Where are you even downloading your files from?
>2nd place in A because some whale got 1-2-3
EZ.. or not really. This was probably the most competitive chanmi that I ever participated in.
>>500124246Standard places everybody else does. Images are getting bigger over time and the size limit has been bumped up a few times. I remember it when it was 2mb. The 4mb limit has been here way too long, it should be 6 by now.
>>500124829That doesn't exactly answer my question but ok
IM GONNA DO IT
>>500124829Every crumb of bandwidth is vital to gookmoot so that limit is never increasing ever again
https://x.com/KeibaKate/status/1850593869433597961Jealous uma
Cesario beat my ace Gentildonna
>>500125125I dunno, she might like that too much.
Apparently due to T O Saint Denis's terrible performance on his last race he might not be cleared to run in BC Dirt Mile
>only bothered to finish a single run>still get platlol
Nendo Maya a cutie.
>Use jockey cam mode on Chanmi final>My POV horse has a clear lead on the last stretch approaching the goal>Suddenly another horse passed from outside and took the win>It's my other horseHolyshit that actually gave me a fright
UAF sisters... we did it.
Cool & Dignified Granny
...Middle schooler?
>>500134268See even a hors can wear a proper hat. Silly manbo uma.
>>500134717Acute's hat also has holes lol
Silence of the Suzuka
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEReminder to complete these before the next patch tomorrow
>>500135221Questioning her sanity for a change.
>>500135527Cant win the last one, but got the rainbow fragments so im good
Top Gun I kneel...
>>500137225I'm going to visit Tomakomai when I go to Japan given the other gaijin don't ruin ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L30xQexraz0
https://x.com/francegalop/status/1850552894400925850Double Major, the son of Daiwa Major defends his title and wins a 3100m G1
Liberty Island when...
Big
https://litter.catbox.moe/jqeyoj.mp4
I won 2 CM in a rowI will do my best in the next one
>>500137753Don't forget to visit Northern Hors Park, it's only half an hour away. Authority is waiting for you to feed him ninjins.>>500140235Source?
>>500140953
>>500141030Why would hors do this...
>>500139318SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>500141049
Shame it was B group.
>>500141030I thought that art style was familiar.
Bros, where do you get new koikatsu cards for your umas? Pretty much all of them are paywalled now.
>>500141909Just make your own, bro. That's part of the fun.
>>500142207I lost my drive a while back and cant find all the mods again and the repack only has a couple
>>500140145sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxneed more
>>500140145Give Cafe ver onegai
>>500140145I don't think samurais do this!
>>500143793you never heard the bushido in the bedroom did ya?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1gonrg7Da060 minutes
>>500141909Again? Just report the paywalled ones to the horse police and they'll get sued and the others will get scared into taking down the paywalls
>>500145036>No MachicoPass
i want sex
>>500145036Is there gonna another stealth newma batch drop like the GFF campaign announcement?
Good ending
She loses at the racecoursesShe wins in the bedroom
>>500147459This one is actually good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1gonrg7Da0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1gonrg7Da0Starto
>>500148670No it hasn't.
>>500148670The real thing starts in 30 minutes, now it's just ads
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>500147717nyooooooooo!!!
Started
It's the funny brown woman.
>>500149826cafe is so fucking sexo
Scarlet should stop eating treats
Haribote Elegy gods rise up
Two jims. Must be some real big news today.
>>500150952We had them last time and still only got jims once
Cute.
Aneki...
Hors?
ANEKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
These things barley ever work lmao
>>500151613Is that a...
>>500151613This piece of shit is somehow the fastest rumao.
Just tuned into the livestream...holy fuck Daiwa is fat.
What a mess. I love it.
wtf the race is rigged
>>500152430Just like real keiba
3,000 YEN ON ANEKI.
ANEKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
ANEKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
KIZUNA KATTA
RIGGED
THANKS, ANEKI.
>fattass gets the food item
Of course the fatty rolls for the parfait
Game news now.
What is the B in JBC?
>open is capped at UE nowahahahhaahha
Next CM. And they're changing Open League's cap.
>>500153309>my group B graded team now fits in openreeeeeeeee
open league will literally be more sweaty and you get way less rewards for it
>UA9Jesus
>ai is taking over
So who's the actual hors?Robot is also very sexo.
CRIPPLED WHEEL CHAIRED UMA
The no vocal scenario song sounds pretty nice
>crippleGlobal isn't even out yet and we're already getting the DEIshit
Midget?
>>500153790Yamanin GlobalHorse fractured his leg but got metal implants and returned to racing.
>we want the /ksg/ audience
So we're going from chasing rainbows to chasing cogs.
>>500153991>global
>EXAMWhat is she putting in this robot?
>you can adjust the training bonuses during the campaignThis mode sounds pretty good.>>500153991I didn't even know that was possible.
>>500154228She's feeding every single post of this general to the robot's AI
>>500153309>>500153342NOOOOO MY COMFY OPEN FUUUUUUCK
>>500111190Nox is very expressive, friendly and goofy though
ANEKIIIIIIIIIII>>500154270Oh nyo, the robot's going to be so bad at racing.
ANEKI SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Verxinabros.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
pretty sex desuI am safe from rolling tho
THEY TURNED HER INTO IRON MAN.
My Orfe stash is safe.
New must have nige INT card?
>>500154815Arima card
>>500154493I guess the new format is just 1 alt -> 1 newma from now on.
How does hors’s glasses stay on though?????
>no scenario cardAre we getting throned again?
>no scenario support card???????????????
>hint lvl 2lmao useless
>no friend cardDo these retard never learn?
>>500155202It’s probably a triple PU. They can’t be that retarded.
You wouldn't fuck a robot
>>500155308It’s only a small jump from a cyborg to a full on robot, and I would certainly fuck a cyborg uma.
>未定kek
>actually no friend card this timeOkay I guess they're not THAT retarded
>Movie blurayFucking finally
>>500155297Oh, they are that retarded. If they go goddess again, thats another PR disaster.
Three Goddesses is the go-to friend card for this new shit?
KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>>500155308I will fuck the hell out of that robot.
UMA MOVIE BD LETSGOOOOO
Finally, we can pirate this thing
>>500155497SUBS WHEN
Oh, it'll be on streaming service next month. Guess we're getting a torrent soon.Also best movie BD is coming too.
did they say anything about a scenario card?
>>500155705Why not Abema? Literally one of the thing that could make people interested in using Abema and they threw it to a literally who service instead.
>>500155716There's no scenario card.
>>500155716Yeah, they preemptively said there wouldn't be a friend card for this scenario
>>500155781did THEY mention that there wont be or will be>>500155789oh at least they did lmao
>>500155789I hope they buff URA again now that they’re creating non-human rights scenarios.
i need SiL daki
Japanese humour.>>500155767It really is weird, but hey, at least it's probably easier to rip it from U-Next than from Abema.
Should've made a new Stamina card for this new scenario. I don't have Sounds of Ass.
>>500156157Bro? >>500155127
SEX
Dob flavored Ramen…
Is anyone still playing this?
>>500156738armpit sweat broth...
>>500156738Excuse me, are those breasts curves on Still?
You wouldn't lewd a cripple right?
buena sexo
>>500157023>Cripple
Now that the scenario’s shifting back to 6 cards & no friends, are we going back to 2 speed & rainbow? There’s no way to cut guts out unlike URA when it was still a joke.
>>500154574We NEED more Verxina bullying
Cute but expensive.
>>500157428This looks like those old Bathing Ape shirts.
>>500157476Same designer, it's a collab.
Alright, we're done with the news, so now I can finally start working on our team. Go vote on the divegrass poll to decide who will represent /uma/ in the upcoming VGL!https://forms.gle/Lboam7SyXbzr8nqTA
I like how every Japanese gacha stream turns into a shopping channel after the news section is done.
haha....you know...hehe...
PLUSHIES
>>500157718>>500157730Why is Dia's blinking?
>>500157718Don't fuck the plushies
>>500157185>no friendsnyot happeningthey'll 100% release it later
Dare ye?>>500157791You already know why.
>>500157791
>>500157952AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEE KIRYU-SAN TASUKETE
So I guess that's the upcoming Taishin alt.
Globalbros...
>>500153309But UE is what I normally get while training...
>>500157718Raisu plushie is super cute... I need...
Bubblegum concept
>>500157865Apparently they preemptively said no friends this scenario >>500155789 unless they blatantly lied to the fanbase on stream.
>>500157865I don't trust these faggots either, but I think they're gonna commit to it now that they've addressed the issue. If they don't, then doing 3 goddesses again would be less retarded.
Hors is cat???
Rate the stream
Rate the stream.
>>500158609>>500158621ROBO SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO/10
>>500158609>>500158621Cuckxina/10
rape the stream
maerts eht etaR
>>500158609>>500158621>>500158764>>500158892Wait, no new master challenges?
>>500158329Bubble Cute Fellow
