Previous: >>499948121Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Congratulations Team Ninja!• Version 9.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v910• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
love it how /ink/ picks the most popular team and loses lmao
frye's sweaty breastplate
weyyo!
>>500145907Your sauce anonmyhttps://x.com/i/web/status/1054029192495386624
>>500163207/ink/ isn't one person you tourist, go back
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>500165021Fryebros...
>>500165021
>>500165361fatties not welcome, you heard the man
/ink/ is one personproof: im him
>>500165361Woo*wheeze*my
>>500165470do you hate squeezer or hate squeezer
>>500165509they're my favorite band
>>500165816ting ting ting wrong answerreal /ink/ would've written an essay within 30 symbols of length limit on why squeezer the weapon is the worst designed thing in the entire franchise (that is full of poorly designed things) and why it's the only weapon that should be removed from the game altogether instead of trying to balance it with nerfs and reworks
>>500166267i wasn't the anon i was just making a weezer joke
>>500163907oh right thank you!
im obsessed with this edit desuhttps://youtu.be/TAafJaVHnzU
>>500167432>every idol song got at least one animated choreography what a grandiose waste of time and labour
>>500167842I liked the concert more than I probably would have cared about third kits after already having ~1500 hours
>>500168079Third kits would've been kind of neat if only because it would give me an excuse to play the actual game for another 2 weeks, but more often than not they end up as memes at best or gamebreaking at worst (see: S1 H3D or S2 K52). Idols, however, are eternal.
>>500168285>>500168454there aren't even any feet man, they're wearing shoes
>>500168403utsutoes...
give me the silly woomy images
ouch
>>500170034Have a silly veem instead.
>>500170034Mesugaki woomies
love my cute wife rainy
do you think veems and weyys are venomous (in varying degrees)
>>500171827Yes.
>>500167842it's called SOUL, retard-kun
>>500171827>building up my venom resistance by repeatedly tongueing Tao Blue's blue ring
>>500170034
>>500172276>into brown girls>a weyyothis is my wife i think
>>500172965sorry my brain has rotted i meant veem
every woomy and veemo is my wife
Sex with /ink/er woomies
Sex with /ink/er veemos
>>500173396>>500173459i'm safe...
Yuri sex with /ink/er cephs
>>500173543That's because the yebweyys are doing the sexing
>>500173459Even nono's?
>>500173551interspecies sex with /ink/er cephs
>>500173641but i don't wanna sex a veem..
Playing the game with /ink/ers.1king fosh anyone?
>>500173551Woomies belong with woomies goddammit
>>500173898For some reason I thought the salmon stage changed this rotation.
>>500174026That is a "no" I assume.
>>500173990please take your own advice, nobody cares about you footschizoi hope people post more so you get banned for spam faggot
>>500173898i reported you to grizzco hr for sexual harassment
>>500173962and veemos belong with veemos
>>500173898I can play in like 5 minutes
>>500174429ok lmk when ready
/ink/ do we fuck with this fangame?
>>500170034Peak woomy
>>500174490I'll slam as well
>>500171703Veem rainy would drain every yebweyy's nutbladder in Splatsville in a moment
>>500174770not true, i value my purity
>>500174490Ready
>>500174692>>500174823woomening
>>500174869Full?
>>500172276It how Yoko does it afterall.
>>500175423opening
Use the inkrails.
>>500174620I bought them
Veem rainy and veem panic sexually molesting veem broy while veem nono watches with veem orion
>>500176870Vee.....mo.....>Shiver faints from loss of ink
Post your s2 veemo I'll r8
GG's Salmonators!
GGs SR
ggs fish wyooms
>>500177489
ggs that wasn't me
>>500177489I miss how cute they used to be
>>500177546>>500177562>>500177569GGs salmo
Cephs with goggles are some of the greatest cephs there are
>>500181070goggles-kun :)
>>500180187false. the salmo would say ggs, it's in their culture to get splatted in the heat of battle.
>>500181202Except that one
>>500181202bad yebby
>>500181202I guess
>>500181202horrid yebby
>>500177489k
do you think footschizo looks down and starts freaking out to find out he has feet
>>500182143His gut protects him from such sights
>>500182143he wears socks like all normal people do
Big Man the edge Lord, it makes him more endearing.
been playing some third strike lately and i think i figured out why i despise splatoon's brute force specials. in 3s, and most fightan in general, you don't just throw out raw supers, that's how you get blown up because they are universally reactable (because of special freeze giving you time to think of a response) and almost always punishable, or at worst blockable, you'll get chipped but avoid the brunt of the effect. even with the commitment of meter, you have to set up to use them effectively. and install supers either come with harsh downsides, like best girl's tomato mode, or last so short they can be stalled out defensively, like tengu stones. a lot of splat's specials across all three games follow these design trends, but just a few spoil the broth every single time, and the further we go, the more versatile and powerful the top few get. it's stupid how this keeps happening.
>>500182143He probably cut them off.
>>500186138cute art! but also trueor the doctor did because of his diabetes
>>500186029fuck off
>>500179816Bottom left woomy should try antidepressants some time.
>>500177754>>500177964>>500178235>>500179410>>500179808>>500181647>>500182721Original anon has abandoned your ratings so I will do it for himI give all of them a cute/10You're welcome
>>500186546But I already take them.
I wonder why I didn't just use my existing veemo instead of making up the most generic pink slopsuit-like ock imaginable for beeb season.
>>500186029I think trying to compare the two genres is a false equivalence.With such short time to kills, there's pretty much no point to designing the game around 'confirming' into specials. They are meant to be momentum shifts, things that can be thrown out raw.You break past stalemates like zoning in fightans by using universal movement and defensive mechanics. In games like Splatoon, you do this by charging and using powerful abilities to brute force the enemy back. Well, ideally we'd have flank routes as well, but alas, not in this game.It's not like Third Strike has much better design anyway. Chun-Li's SA2 is basically Zooka strong compared to the low tier supers. And leaving out the king of bullshit install supers that is Yun's install is criminal. That shit is more broken than anything Splatoon has, giving absolutely insane momentum with no downside.
anyone wanna open?
>>500176870g-goblin...
>>500188203cute veem toes
note the coordinated asking for open
>>500188451You're right, it's all a conspiracy to post feet just to make you go insane. We're paid by the U.S. government to gang stalk you.
>>500188451Every post you don't like is a discord raid, I get it. Every general has a mentally stunted swarthoid yelling "raid" at every post that gets more than two replies.
>>500188451You have to stay awake all hours of the day, you never know when we'll raid the thread and post feet!
>>500188451>noteWho are you talking to other than yourself? No one cares, how have you not realized this yet? No one gives a shit about feet being posted, in fact they're only posted to make you freak out. You are the problem and you can't even accept it, I'm not even going to ask if you think feet would be posted less if you didn't spam endlessly telling people to kill themselves because we all know no one would post feet at all. They do it because it's easy bait and you fall for it every time, then you start losing your shit calling out Goji like he's behind every single foot picture. You go after people who don't even realize the image they posted had feet in, even a few pixels is enough to set you offI think anyone killing themselves is harsh, everyone should be given time to reflect on themselves to amend and adjust their lives in the betterment of humanity as a whole but you? Everyone would be better off here if you were dead or you could just stop encouraging foot posting by not acting like a schizo every single time
Someone thinks you need to take medication!
gimme the deep lore on goji, all i know is people post about him raping babies or whatever
i am the only anon in this thread who takes their meds
>>500190256cute octo representation...
The deep lore is simpleWOOMY
>>500190284no i take my meds too, i'm just retarded
>>500190395rainy panic and rang :)
>>500186138Horrifying
>>500191615she'll regrow them it's okay
>>500191771Sex with this veemo specifically
>>500191832Sex with bare Woomy feet!
>>500187809the "confirming" into specials part in splat is a bit more nuanced than just "keep them minus enough to toss the unsafe option out", simply because splat is a more complex game. turf mechanics and positioning let you set up safe ways of doing unsafe things without ever engaging the opponent directly, as well as ways for opponents to fuck up in ways that let you do so. >You break past stalemates like zoning in fightans by using universal movement and defensive mechanics. In games like Splatoon, you do this byusing universal movement and defensive mechanics, plus positioning in both cases. you take away your opponent's ability to act, and then act yourself. it's really no different, there's no need for these momentum 180s in splat. for the price of just a little strategic slowdown you get a much deeper game.>Chun-Li's SA2 is baisically Zookaon one hand, yes, 3s is not perfect, but on another, it is more splat1 zooka than splat3 zooka. it's strong, it's hard to punish if it hits right, but it's very valuable, reactable and still punishable. it's more of a strategic nuke than a tactical one. if chun has meter, you start playing defensively, lest you do a funny and get kicked fifty times for it, but chun also starts playing more defensively because her best setup into kicks is a whiff punish. similar with splat1 ttek, both sides play more cautiously (though ttek does so because of special depletion). plus throwing out zooka is commital, you get kills with first couple shots and then five seconds of zoning (which is in splat's terms is essentially forcing opponent into a blockstring), so if you don't get that first kill, you've wasted a lot of uptime and special charge for a mediocre payout. one second of heads-up is enough to react if you're prepared but two is plenty to fold most operations and go into hiding. yun's downside is that his neutral kinda sucks. in theory he has great ex moves, but he can't use them because he's a desperate meter junkie.
>>500192475Why? It's official Splatfest art. Nothing fetishistic about it.
>>500186684thank you very much, anon.
fondling yoko's gold bazookas (boobs) (not tao blue or tosh)
>>500192906me with marie and marina
>>500192906more for me i guess
>>500193163she's so sexy and hot i would cut off every tentacle i have to make love to her, who is she
>>500192906
Instead of ignoring him, you reply. Good fucking job, this type of sperging out and acknowledging a schizo and “bating” him is what keeps him feeling validated to keep on going because he knows his posts bother you people. You sound like gossiping girls feeling the need to discuss him nearly every day. On a similar tangent, this is what keeps a certain frog here too when his webms are met with both derisive and unironic gameplay replies. They’re distinct but have the same type of personality that craves any type of attention and gets excited when their names are mentioned.The only cure is to ignore and not acknowledge them in any way whatsoever. Lack of attention makes them wither away, and hopefully leave out of boredom. It’s how we got rid of a certain someone with an obsession over two salmon runners years ago. My post may sound hypocritical as I am acknowledging such individuals so I’ll just leave at that and go back to being silent. Splatoon.
>>500193445Validation comes from acceptance and my post was proving the opposite, not gonna bother reading the rest of your post if you can't be bothered to be coherent at the start of whatever point you were trying to make. You are also part of the problem, by ignoring them 100% of the time you're feeding into their delusion that no one is bothered by their presence. Reminding them once in a while that they're not wanted and make this general a worse place to be in, especially when they truly believe people want them around, isn't encouraging their behavior. If you actually knew what the fuck you were talking about you'd know he does it for positive attention only, he genuinely thinks he's fighting crime by telling people who post feet to kill themselves. You defending him by opposing the opposition is what encourages people like thatGood fucking job, retard
>>500193445Senda stopped posting here too so he arguably won.
>>500193872umad?
>>500193417Why do these retarded artists keep drawing the characters in water
My wife!
>>500194082>doesn't know inklings can be in water and bathe as long as there isn't too muchalso theorized it's the salt in the saltwater that does it as marina mentions showers
>>500162790>Fry>hardest deep cut fightLol no, it's Shiver. Frye is just the longest to fight around 1:16 if you do it right and that's mostly from climbing her cube. You can cheese her third phase with a splashdown there is no difficulty.Meanwhile Shiver's Shark is a moving bullet sponge, her slashes can hit you easily on the third phase if you react poorly and if you don't connect all the bullets she will do the tornado thing jumping around but you can get her beforehand with good aiming which isn't as easy as you think running in a circle.
Thanks for leaving the best girl for me.
>>500193445you're supposed to ignore bait because you're letting them know their bait gets a reactionthe foot schizo isn't baiting, he's being an idiotyou're supposed to call out idiocy because if you don't you make morons think they belong and they keep doing stupid shit like he doesthe ones posting feet pics all the time? they're the ones baiting, they're the ones HE is supposed to ignore not the other way aroundhe's the idiot for taking their bait and acting out
>>500194528Most people agree that Shiver and Big Man are easier fights than Frye so I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>500195063"Most people" are morons then
>>500188223You still wanna play anon?
>>500196104no I'm done, sorry
>>500196579Aight
>crappy teams against top 500 tarokaka charger with obvious aimbot
>>500199286Utsutum.
>>500192568And that is why I never use those the size of them and the shadows its cast on the face make my veemo look like a granny
If you write an essay about schizoposting you are just as nutty as they are
>>500200680Nah
>3 bubbleshield spammer team in clam seriesThis is ass
>>500202901I've never tried bubble in clam is it useful?
Usually it's some ninjasquid Roller putting it near enemy basket then defend it as his mates superjump with the big clams.It's effective when your team follows but certain specials can destroy it quickly alongside the enemy inside anyway
>>500202973When you're throwing the calms in the basket.
.... why am I playing Clam Blitz again?
>lose with a lead of 16 because my teammates decided to stop pushing.... on the worst map to defend
>>500204416Cause you love it.
BalancedTC > SZ > CB > RMMost to least funTC = CB > SZ > RM
>>500204752>tc anywhere other than the bottom
>>500204752RM is the most fun I have in this game
>>500204752Pretty accurate
>>500205309you're garbage at rainmaker
>>500205490nono is one of the better rm players here tho?
>>500203658>>500203815I can see that how that works outs but your right it requires teammates with a brain. I usually use reef, missiles, kraken or BB for clam. And when I want to be annoying then its time for the hammer.
>>500204752I don't trust anyone who thinks TC is a good mode
>>500205790Nah sometimes I'm too careful and waste an opportunity on being afraid a dapples or roller is hidden
get out of here with your shitty clips
>>500206274I thought we were friend, footschizo...
>>500206170I still find it funny how the game tells you not to run and I still see rando's doing just that. Its great when it the enemy team but.....
>>500204651>>500205309>>500206170are you a streamer?
>>500207382No, my french accent would stand out too much and I'm not good at entertaining people midplay
leave>>500207021put on proper shoes if you want to be my friend
does Mario Party Jamboree have bad online? Someone said it's p2p and lags if anyone has a bad connection
>>500208703I will answer your question in full if you post a sideways photo of Frye to complete the set.
>>500207382Yeah look him up, it's putz12
>>500209942I'm not that fat
>Sorch eoneI shouldn't be playing, worst zone map in the game. I don't know what else can I do ... fuck
>>500210667You could get hammered.
>>500211298Nah Hammerhead is one of the best despite its outrageous long spawn
>(You)Wait it's you, hi. Was distracted that match
>>500211597GG, I guess?
>>500212028I mean... for me not for you, my bad.
I'm not playing Scorch zone, disgusting
>>500212126Ok?So is your power below 2000 while reefsliding to S+50 apparently unopposed, or is my power above 2000 while barely making it to S+0?Or was this thing about not matching players below and above 2000 against each other just Nintendo talking shit to pretend they're doing anything at all to fix the matchmaking?
Anyone>>500214394My power is at 2150~ in Zones, it fell off :'(
>>500214394Also this is for X only, series doesn't count
>I couldn't handle seeing those cute chinese custom dolls and not having one for myself Heads arrived. Body comes in two months (It was sold out). Wish me luck.
SPLOOSH ANON! I missed you so much
>>500215891Wish it wasn't on a clanfag match I don't think we even exchanged bullets.Yeah I know he no longer post on the thread. He was the best anon I ever played with andI miss him deeply...
>>500215635Well that's useless then, why am I surprised.
>>500215891Who? qrd
>>500217778He posted his sploosh webms here and on /v/ 2 years ago
>>500215720So what type of woomy do you plan on making?
>>500218765y-you're too close, back up please.
>>500218109And now we have aerospray MG webms
>>500219048*reefslider webms
>>500219226Yes, that's the weapon.
>>500219451no
>>500219550Okay it also has fizzy bomb.
>>500219618It has
leave, aero shitter
>>500218648My oomi son. I want to give him long tentacle hair on a low ponytail. If i get skilled enough, maybe make the Rockin' Leather Jacket.
I don't post my clips often because there's always something I nitpick about them and my weapon's boring.
>nearly 4 *ping* sound effect from squidroll parry Squidrolls are love, squidrolls are life. Buff squidrolls, make it parry a full 1/3. Add a sub ability to buff its defense. Double down on it in S4
your squidrolls are shit
We have footschizo, nono and now nonoschizo. Im tried of this
>>500222168How is nono bad? His clips are fine
>>500222951You can post yours too.
>>500222349My wife likes to roleplay in bed
Strongest vcarbon player
>>500223838>scorch clamsi'd give up too
>>500223838Didn't think you'd be the squid bagging type
>>500219226>>500219618Goes like bread and butter
reefslide off a tall building
>>500224586To splat those underneath from above? Good plan
>>500223838blitzing this woomy's clam!
>not blitzing veemo's clamUnappreciative
If you post one more reefslider clip I'm going to scream
>>500225547
Sorting images and forgot to post this last monthThe Capn and A8 met up in the square before Grandfest started.
Oh here's one I forgot about
need to warm up show me your witch team ceph youre okay seeing with some elses
Hey, random question but could anyone give me some weyo 8 images?
>>500226575What?
>>500226567Ok that one gave me a good laugh 2 for 1 splat.
GO NINJA GO NINJA GO
>>500226771show me witch team ceph, if youre okay with seeing it drawn with someone elses
>>500227205I get you, here's some witches.
>>500226575sorry for shit quality
Ambush the ambusher
>>500227205Might as well
>>500226575He got distracted on his way to the podium.
>>500173720Bei would only be interested if you're under 10 years old anyways.
>>500232489Precious spooky veemlet.
Shiver did stop by to check out the boss's concert.
The yebbies... Post them...
>>500232806Fat veemo ass.
I'll post a cute Pearl instead.
>Callie post >Her name & hands
>>500233614>>500233319Luv Porl...
>>500234476Its Pearly!!
>>500234696Rina...
>>500235154Rina
3rd race
>>500237135You mean the moon squids who are getting ready to cause 3rd squidpact at the very moment of this image was taken.
>>500237135GatolingsMade of fuzzy ooze
utsucute...
>>500238965
Remember, 90% of Series players succumb to FLAR right before getting blessed by FWAR. Don't quit, keep playing.
>>500238965>>500239408Cutesuho.
>>500226575>>500227205To late to tee hee?
>>500240546Pootsuhodesignated
>>500240865she's pogging
do not redeem the exp ticket
Last one
>>500242373Utsutum erotic...
>>500193957I was wondering where Senda went... :(
Public Ceph AnnouncentWoomy
>>500243670other anon is wrong
>>500193957
>>500251361sexo
>>500193957>>500243670Both S(K) and Z(T) never left even with Babt harass them for half a decade, they play under a different name now. He lost in the end and the schizo posts were all a waste of his time>>500251361No arachno boots?
it can't be senda because they don't artbeg nowbut nice try
ive heard of this name but know nothing about them>t. been here for 2 years
>>500254772Long story short:>regular salmon run host>someone decides to target him>insults him every few minutes>was so prominent that a mod posted in the thread telling him to talk about the game instead of the players>he gets worse and starts making fanfiction about him and another player, troon flag edits with his ceph, and impersonating him by announcing fake lobbies
>>500255803you forgot the part where he acted like a fag and tried to get closer to every artist for free art and then fractured /ink/ when they made an OC discord
>>500255803waow, they sound sweetI hope I can play with them some day
>>500256009teehee
>>500256009that part was left out because it's schizo head canon, vivi made the oc discord and senda was so afraid of annoying people by just existing that even his own friends felt alienated so the trying to become friends with artists thing doesn't stick unfortunately
>>500253169>No arachno boots?They weren't in s3 yet.
>>500254772Sure because some rando suddenly being in the same boat as tofu (self admittedly zero) every single game wasn't suspicious at all seeing as those two were really fucking close during splat 2 and played together all the time. He couldn't even be bothered to change hair style and eye color for his woomy and stupidly still used pictures from when he used to host during splat 2 when splat 3 released that you can check up in the archive
Wha
>>500260091
>>500258523whos vivi
So Big Man basically surpassed Shiver in wins right? Sure right now it's 8 on 8 but next fest he will have White Ink™ so basically another win right?
third kits please, spare kits?
>>500262641either today or in 2 weeksjust you wait
>>500232806a miracle that she didn't catch him...
>>500262641revealed after gachi king finals
Splatoon 4An ancient evil awakens...
>>500262641Sorry I don't have any to spare*walks away with a bunch of third kits jingling in my pocket*
>>500264175Is the Squid Text Box Generator site back? I miss it and I feel an itch to make more stuff with it.
>>500268348yeshttp://aviivix.ilollek.net/splat/splatbox.html
>>500262641give flingza a beacon pls
>>500272876that's called dDreadWringerDd
My R button on my right joycon isn't working properly anymoreHow will I bomb spam from now on?
>>500274647remap it to L
I haven't won a 5 win series since last week before splatfest, matches are getting more and more unbalanced lately
>>500270603Based anon. Who is your favorite of the characters in the game?
>>500270603Let the bitches fight
>>500275046I hate having to relearn muscle memories, I hate the destructive passage of time eroding everything
>the time of the Splatling has come huh? people have realized that it's strong>the world is gonna end when everyone realizes the Splatling's strengthIrys was so real for this
Hag Callie looking at old pictures of her youth
>>500276638All while "These Are the Days of Our Lives" by Queen mysteriously starts playing in the background
>>500277346I'm more of a "Who wants to live forever" enjoyer myself
>>500278932Aye, fair, that's a good song too
all roads leads to splatling
>>500275864callie, why?
Splatling Blaster fusionCan it work
>>500280436
>used to play several rotations a day>can't bring myself to play longer than an hour now
>>500247001Woomlet must hug
>>500282910the power of FL/WAR
>>500262889She was to busy with her chuuni posing in front of the boss to catch him.
>>500241953:>
>>500280314AC on switch since summerThis is now official woomy image.
>>500287736I am a proud Marina anti
>>500282910It happens to us all about a rotation a day/per week is all I can manage to play anymore. After 2 full years of playing burn out will hit everyone. Instead just do like the rest and post cute cephs in the thread.
>>500288176I was burned outThen something snapped one day and now I'm playing cunty and tryharding religiouslyCurrently at S+7 and 2100 something X power and working on getting 9s on Marooner's, send help
XENOBLADE X IS PORTED TO SWITCHADDITIONAL STORY ELEMENTSWE'RE SO BACK
>>500288664>More haremshit now on the Bing Bing Wahoo platformAhhhh alright what the hell.
>>500287753why didn't i know about thisalso sad, i'd rather have them remake ace combat x for switch, to retcon some minor inconsistencies as the timeline has caught up to it
>>500288664not your chat group, fuck off
>>500289284ywnbfs
>>500288664Wait, people use their Switch for more than just Splatoon?
>>500290607They don't call her Aunt Flow for nothin'
Anyone wanna 1king Salmon?
>>500289153Yeah came out in July didn't get talked about much as by this point most everyone already had it on PS4/Xbox/PCBeing able to play X as a full blown game instead of PS2 game limited by psp hardware would be oh so nice. But what minor inconsistencies are you thinking about?
>>500290607
>>500291556Joining
le woomy xd
>>500292412Booting up.
>>500291556I'll slim
>>500292412>>500292832>system updateUgh gimme a bit.
Salmon Room up!
Sorry about the wait, Salmon Room 3/4 starting.
>>500288664Nice news, I just got done playing XBC3 and fucking hating it so need a palette cleanser
>>500293502March 20th, 2025 tho
do you have these in a smalller size
>>500293836That's fine, I still have the Future Redeemed to play and I don't think my anger for XBC3 will end any time soon so by the time I'm done seething XBCX will be right around the corner
I guess we'll go for superbonuses then?
>>500294801Maybe even a whole nother king
>>500294905I can join if you still have room
THINK FAST
>>500295061*gulp*
>XBX coming out next year on SwitchB-But the Switch 2...
>>500294976Open.
>>500295061bombs' fuses are only active when grounded so i just ignore it and try to figure out why i'm suspended in mid-air in the first place
>>500295334>We outta splatbombs!>t. Conspicuously-splatbomb-shaped-woomy
>>500295602Whats so odd? All systems still have games released on them even after a new system is released.
Uhh GGs p.
>>500296412GG's!
splatoon 4 should give flyfish 4 missile launchersbecause its splatoon 4
>>500295602It's being announced this year, it's not releasing this year. The Switch 2 will be released Q3 next year at the earliest, plenty of time to get a game out and be played fully. Seems like a marketing tactic, remaster an old game in the series for the older console then announce a new title for the newer console. I'm smelling a XC4 announcement sometime within the next 6-8 months
>>500288664>definitive editionI bet they used the censored version just like fucking Tokyo mirage sessions
>>500297371They did
>>500295875>body rapidly expands as it explodes>immediately return to normal the next moment
>only person on my team with a positive k:dglad to see the matchmaking is still garbotrash
>>500297371Yep. Every remaster evil censors problematic content now.splatoon
How often do you use your main weapon for fighting?
>>500297043Thats it I'm splatting you right now for those kinds of thoughts.
>>500297804All the time>t. Jr main
Reopen.
>>500297804i wish you'd use a real weapon on yourself irl
>>500298197Name? Mode?
>>500298318Man I'm so happy to have my own schizo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3pnkbegKfU
Man 2 matches with crappy teamsNext match is the one, keep gambling bros
GGs SR room
>>500299720Fake, her big brown brahmin boobies would be spilling out of that shirt
>>500300049>>500300069GGs Salmon slammers.
hammer time
>>500299720FTM Frye after *his* surgery
>>500299720utsumorning
>>500300695Don't care, still redeeming the cards because I hate India
>>500300119She's using skin color sarashi to hide her massive melons. As Shiver has close to 100 of them in assorted color's and patterns
>>500300584*hammer time stops*
>>500300119you can see the outline of the right titty, that shirt is also pretty big
I'm so proud of Frye for her mastectomyBack pain isn't a joke
>>500297523>>500297747Every. Fucking. Time. God forbid they make the censorship optional like Bayo 3 or Lollipop Chainsaw, no EVERYONE has to suffer to please western faggots
>>500303087>EVERYONE has to suffer to please twitternigs who don't even buy the games*ftfy
>>500303494those twitterfags are the main audience of xenoblade
squid game?
>>500303689dead game
>>500303765>tfw the only one playing this game and posting about it is nono
>>500304049And he only does it because he's self-centered and attention-starved like that.
1king fissh?
>>500263210someone from the past...someone evil from a distant past...someone who earns for that past but knows it wont come back so instead builds for his own twisted future...hmmm...
>>500303689Yes what about it?
>>500263210>>500304590SAMURAI FOOL
>>500304473Sure but it'll be a few minutes say at the half hour?
>>500304049welcome to /nono/ general
>>500305214ok
>>500297127>>500296267If it releases on wwitch even if the wwitch 2 is backwards compatible it would still be stuck on a switch cart. wouldn't that mean it would perform worse than if it was optimized for a switch 2?
>>500305867Ok I'll fire it up should be ready to go at the 30
>>500306061I can join
>>500305225Is this the place we post reefslider gameplay?
>>500306061>>500306617making room
I love fat veemo.
Let them come to basket pls.
ggs woomfish
>>500310959GGs
>undertoe zoneI barf
>>500312474I'd pin her down and force myself on her
woomy is pregnant
>>500310959>>500311242Late ggs, nice clutch kill
Bei is a stickfag and she preys on 14 year old boys
>>500311242I LOVE THIS SQUID SHE DESERVES HUGS (if she wants them)
man...men...MI MANMENIMIMANMENIMIMANMENIMIMANMENIMIMANMENIMI
>>500312905why is she looking at me like that
>>500310959>>500311242>>500312905ggs,
That post showed up in just the right place.
>>500288664are they including the cut content from that botched ending?
I will join ä's salmon room next time and he will take picture of me, he will think of me, he will acknowledge me, he will dream of me, he will adore me
>>500316854>he
>>500313914A bit too weak of a Truth.
>>500312653Good initiative but also rather rude
>>500317430This is the highest form of praise you can get from a narcissist
>100 EVP later still no bossC'mon
>>500319141I wanna see cameltoes
>>500320595
pencilsisters...nogami was supposed to have killed edit for us...
>>500327769When are they nerfing niggerstrikes
>>500328820neverthey are an integral part of rock paper scissors meta
>>500328820next game if we're following the missioes pattern
>>500328820next patch for sure bro
>>500329259>rock paper scissors metaFucking hell, that's so accurate
>>500329259RPS implies a somewhat equal split
>>500333137noin fact, in rps, rock is the best by a long shotframe 1 and special cancellable into scissors to beat its only counterpaper has shit framedata and commitment, even if they beat rock it's more of a desperation movescissors have that to a lesser extent but they get shat on by the meta so they are more of a niche pick to combo with rock than something to mainthere's a reason most rps end with rock dittos
>>500323417BLUE BOARD!!!!! BLUE BROAD!!!!!!
>>500320608Love floplets
fuck
the open matchmaking is particularly shit today
Rejoice /ink/! I have more reefslider clips to share!
>>500342869
>>500341931Open matchmaking is always shit, because it mixes different ranks together. You often end up with 1-2 S+ players, and 1-2 from A- through S
Would anyone be interested in some Anarchy Battle Open at the hour?
>absurd movement>50+ damage just from being touched at all>another 50+ damage explosion on the end of each jump>pretty much full invincibility on top of all thatwhat the FUCK was nogami smoking and why hasn't this shit been nerfed?
>>500344092Le high skillcap etc. I'm okay with most buffs this thing got but the damage one just made it so you're yeeting yourself to kill people rather than using it as a movement tool and compliment your main weapon.
>>500343907yus
>>500344092This is a stamper-exclusive special as far as I’m concerned.
>>500344092just take a step away from the telegraphed impact point
>>500344440>take a step away>they immediately shoot at you again
>>500344092You can shoot them they have zero armor as long as you can aim at them you can hit them. Or just run them over with a roller or reef I've done it both ways a few times.
>>500343907>eeltail/shipshapesigh... i guess.
>>500343907Sure
>>500344587>nono made a funny editWe are entering a new era of /ink/.
>>500344092it was balanced when it was just "get your ass over there"but they really really really wanted to make vcarbon viable so they made it the only 160p weapon in the game and made zipcaster into an explosion dispenserand it's still garbage because carbon's issue was not zipcaster but that stamper did things better
>>5003439074/4
>>500345181Polish a turd it's still a turd.
>a new era of /ink/>taking 2 years to make a single joke that 1 person found funny out of the hundreds of failed attempts>a joke that's just a meme template and not something he came up with himselfyeah a new era of stupid more like it
Why do you hate that stage in that mode?
>>500347342I can't reefslider cheese scorch gorge zone, it's hard to kill the long range weapons camping on the middle platform with fizzy bombs only
>>500347606I can A pure of SPU and detonate on the open area and gives you 60-70% control Don't worry about killing them you just need to make the retreat long enough to reef in. Then spray till you die.
Ah Brostar and limon! I only noticed you when you killed me once, GG lads
We got anyone in /ink/ with a higher level?
>>500349148Ah we meet again, this time I lose terribly... different team no chance
GGs Nono :)pls don't go 0/3 next time
>>500350824Yup, I promise I'll go 14(3)/5/9 like last time
Heh Good woomy
GG's Openeers!
ggs open!
GGs open!
GGs open
Meeting /ink/ers in open is always a good surprise, at least when I pay attention to the banners before the match starts and I'm aware of them.
>>500352275>absolute buffoonFitting titles
thanks for saving my ass フ
>>500351702>Veemo is starting off her career>Naturally she can only play in those tiny little cafe/venues.>She also plays at Lemuria Hub during the day time>Can't figure out why Harmony always shows up to listen to her play & sing
>>500352698All in a day's work for an anchor
>>500352275
>>500352275>>500353306>Only one had the decency of hiding the namesNono being embarrassingly petty as usual I see
Someone posts titties please. Make them weyyo titties
>>500353306You won't make me post the other one, that would make the schizo happy. But I'd like to point out my team this match was getting spawnlocked and I stalled the zone for a while.
>>500353746That was literally the only good quality about him, I can't stand crop faggots.
>>500353306
>>500353784You got it
reminder that brostar got boosted by his pedoboyfriend ballin
>>500353306whos the clique youre hiding? :)
>>500353746Is it better now?
>nono and brostar beefingI don't want /ink/ to be that way
Excellent teammates, thanks a lot game.>#1 Splat Zone Inker>#1 Splat Zone GuardI wonder what the fuck were they even doing.
what’s the most humane way to euthanize a woomy?
>>500355074theyre both on the same skill level. brostar trying to make an epic clap back is hilarious considering brostar should have his account banned for smurfing/using exploits
>>500344905>zero armor???They literally have ink armor every time they jump
>>500355567i look like this
>>500355567more like hrt amirite fellas
>>500355650No they don't they have the same HP as normal. I have killed plenty of zipcasting dummies while they were in the air with guns bombs and rollers and that one time with a reef. You just think they do because its kind of hard to hit them and the netcode makes it even harder.
>>500355567Good woomy
>nono says hi and GG dithout showing the match he won>brostar points to nono's bad k/d in the match he lost to start shit>nono then shows a match he won previously while hiding the k/d to not start shit>brostar doubles down on the other match nono lost>anon in the thread makes nono the villain for not hiding the names
>>500356339>No they don't they have the same HP as normal.Really? I keep hearing the ink armor sound effect when I try to shoot them
Pearl cutehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw3ALuXcrLM
>>500356845We love Porl here.
>>500356695It does say they are given ink armor while grappling. I always get my kills on them while they are in the air. So idk the times I can hit them I have no trouble in killing like any other player in the match.
Slosher needs another nerf methink
Harmony after I'm done with her.
>>500358000nah, slosher's a shitgun, always was. all it has going for it are consistent kills and good kits. in a relentlessly murderous meta that likes its special as it can stop the only thing that stops murder time it's just the right gun in the right place, change the meta and slosh will fall off hard. range too.
>>500358546>it's shit>all it has is consistent kills and good kits
>>500358546>consistant killsNigga that's already better than half the weapons in the game
>>500358546>it’s shit>but here’s why it’s good
>>500358000this buff was complete bullshit and i'm tired of pretending it wasn't
>>500356695Protip: Shoot at it until it dies.Also like other anon said, I can kill them with main normally when they have landed, there doesn't seem to be armor of any sort. If there is, it must be very weak or only last like 6 frames or something.
>didn't get a seven like my teammatesI'm inferior...
>>500359049all it can do is kill. incidentally, in the meta of shit, all you gotta do is kill. welcome to any generic shooter on the market, now squid-themed.
>>500357891Cute
>>500361306Congrats, you found out what a slayer does. Unless you're a knuckledragger who wants the game to slow down then you can fuck back off to Splatoon 2.
Bird brained E-liter...
>>500363093Always love it when the e-liter gets tunnel vision such easy kills.
Why do fuckers think it's a good idea to stick around the big shot launcher all round
>>500363319I'm not here for completing waves, I'm here to farm boss kills for their badges and that's where the bosses are
>>500362651i don't necessarily want it to slow down. i want it to become more strategic and distinctly splatoon again, and for that it'll have to sacrifice some of its unwarranted speed. a slayer should come with a downside of being able to be stonewalled from doing its job by strong defensive play, and unable to break out of it without team's support because it itself is only good for slaying. but splat3 did its best to wipe out any defensive play that isn't that one special (and even it has a deliberate hardcounter that slosher happens to carry), so slayers can now run rampant, and fast and loose is the only way to play.
>>500363673only fags like defensive play
>>500363673When has it ever? S1 was all about rushdown and fast kills because of QR and the only time you could say S2 wasn't a sheer slog or a clusterfuck was during 3.0.
>>500365528cute...
>>500355567Fantastic work, I really like how this came out if you'd be open to critiques, Id love to assist
>>500367463Yeah sure, then again I still don't know how to draw
>be me>play splatoon>unhappy>woomies>in splatoon>happyhow do they do it??
>>500371947Woomy!
>>500371947By gitting gud. Or stomping pubbers.
spongebob raped twilight sparkle
I miss woomy.
>>500378489I miss woomy in the dark
Fish, anyone?
>>500371947they've seen some squid shrimple ass
>>500358161how big is her cock
>>500341931Yes, yes it is.
>>500389890Open? Open the room
>>500390010If you mean right now then thanks, but I'm grinding new build so I'm going in and out all the time to change drinks and stuff. And I'm done for the night with this rotation anyway.
I need 10 more gold to buy all the remaining Grizzco gear that I don't have.And 4242 more bronze.I will not complain about getting all bronze for a while.Meanwhile I have nearly 400 useless silver, because I don't really care about other suits or decorations.I care less about the banners than about the gear, and 333 gold is ridiculous anyway.If I'm counting right, my all time gold earned is exactly 100 (I have 90 right now, and it seems like I have spent 10 so far). So at the current pace, it would take me over 6 years to get one 333x banner.At least it would have, before the guaranteed gold capsules. Now it's maybe 16-18 months, assuming getting all capsules each rotation, getting some 2x gold capsules, and some gold drops from kings.It's still ridiculous, what the fuck was Nogami thinking. Who even ever gets those banners.
>>500367072you can't not have defensive play because it's part of the dynamic balance. defense beats offense, offense beats control, control beats defense. in reverse, it's a circle of resources, control can be traded for defense, defense can be channelled into offense, offense gets you control. it's the circle of splat, the real rock-paper-scissors adjustable during the match rather than decided on the equipment screen like the current special-based rps. at least, when the balance is maintained. >>500367254pre-qr splat1 had the balance down, and so did golden era pre-mpu spla2n. qrsj broke the balance and made offense too strong in 1, shoulda been a warning. mpu made offense almost too strong in 2 but in the end missile spam lame-out made defense the king instead because you could defend without losing control. splat3 never really had defensive neutral, but we at least had crab early on. then complaining about crab killed the crab, and not complaining about zooka and cooler (and to lesser extent strikes but they were still suboptimal before bubble meta) made them even more borked than they were on release, and now we have what we have. a meta defined by relentless offense, with the only two good defensive options of bubble and little gal being static pre-match picks rather than dynamic options for any team (also both are being complained about because kids want attack attack attack), and any control coming as a byproduct of a few weapons spamming specials. splat1 qrsj at least came with a benefit of lower special output and the few guns that wanted specials having to play slower (on top of good specials being commital), s3 has free special saver from cooler and chain smokable zookas with short duration and no cooldown.
>>500393856*successful offense gets you control
>Tomorrow is Halloween.Surrounded by colorful sweets, Palko seems very happy.Apparently, every year she extorts a huge amount of sweets from her band members, forcing them to choose between cruel pranks or sweet treats...
>>500393856>a meta defined by relentless offense, with the only two good defensive options of bubble and little gal being static pre-match picks rather than dynamic options for any team (also both are being complained about because kids want attack attack attack), and any control coming as a byproduct of a few weapons spamming specials.NTA but I'm glad you put that into words because it's been subconsciously bugging the hell out of me for a long while now.It's more prominent in certain ranks and modes, but it's really everywhere to some extent.All that matters is rushing to the goal and spawnlocking the enemy. There is no setup or strategy, it's not a game, it's a brain-dead drag race.Sometimes you manage to dig into defense, but whether or not you will be able to turn it into offense and push back is 99% determined by team comps. You're getting pinned down by backliners whom you can't reach and your team has no counterplay for? Tough shit, you lose, because eventually you'll stumble (very likely when attempting to push back), and their frontliners will break through.Majority of matches could be solved in an Excel spreadsheet, without wasting time on going through the motions of playing with a pre-determined result. Might as well "play" Cookie Clicker or some shit instead.
>>500398325>There is no setup or strategydescribe one whose endgoal is not pushing the other team in their spawn
>>500398823Whoever plays Open. You could have Knockouts all the time if three of you focused on spawn control while the one player focuses on the Prime Directive of the mode. Instead you have everyone wanting to contribute their part in throwing clams or holding the Rainmaker. One of the best areas to push the other team to their spawn is Brinewater. Any mode in that stage you can have Knockouts all the time.
good wooming
>>500395456I'm going to prank her with sex
>>500163097
>>500398823the terminal endgoal is the same, the ability to get there is different. even in 1 with its unconditional qr you rarely get to that point, so you focus on efficiently using and multiplying what you have now. in 3, whoever breaks the cooler cycle gets all the way to spawncamping because they can offend with no remorse and the other side can't defend because lol.
Halloween should be about the celebration of death, about overcoming the darkness and fear of the certitude of Death and of the monsters we dreamt off of it as the year meets its end. Trees lose their leaves rotting away on the forest floor, many critters go dormant and life gets to its weakest.A reminder of our own mortality and of the many people that died.We dress up as monsters from our nightmares, we are faced against them with the choice of fleeing or acceptance. If we flee they punish us for our cowardice and if we face them and give them candies to satiate their hunger we are rewarded with smiles of the happy children under the masks. Even in death life goes on. Under the decaying dead leaves of Fall lies the seeds of the future.
Sex with woomy
Woomy with sex
Sex hurts and scares the woomy
Thinking about woomy feet
>>500409182goji...
>>500409375...has a good woomy
i'm getting tired of spamming kill yourself whenever anyone posts feet
>>500411047You don't have to.
>>500410773my veemo looks like this
Thinking about veemo feet
>>500411047Maybe you should kill yourself
>>500371947Such is the power of WOOMY!!!!
Thinking about yebby feet
>>500395456>HalloweenDo you have your Woomy shirt ready to wear tomorrow?
>rank up battle on deck>tc scorch/mahimaybe later...
Saber raped a group of kindergarteners in the anus.
>>500395456wonder what her feet smell like
>>500414613like expired sour candy
>>500414613Like my saliva
splatoon 4 frye feet...
WEYYO and veemo, not oomi and NGYES ok. praise cod.
>>500414613Imagine>>500415389That honestly sounds fantastic
>>500417465Need this on a pillow
>>500417361woomy and woomyveemo and veemoyebby and yebbyweyyo and weyyo
begone, goblin
stay with us, goblin
Every time an artist gives goblina the pajeet dot a child gets cancer
it's cute
It will be forgotten in a few years
Frye is at the bottom of the caste system
>>500421783duh, because splatoon 4 will be out by then
>>500421896>celebrity>clan is revered by locals>can summon and control giant flying eels>strong fightershe'd realistically be at the top, maybe even considered a deity
>>500421783what a nothing post.
>>500423201Post rank
>>500424097what does that have to do with anything?
>>500422832>Family helped saved the splatlandsGiven the backstory I still think Deep Cut's great great grandparents fought against Tartar in his first attempt to remake the world. Oh I'm sure they were bandits back then too but they come as more the heroic bandits who end up saving the world while looting it types.
splatoon 4 should have some proper nigga representationmarina's an okinawan halfu and frye's indianwe gotta go proper basketball american black idol, with attitude
>they had to throw in top 500 tarokaka brellafag to make us lose>only won because they managed to get our zone when we were 2 points away from winning by spamming specials
>>500425328>we were 2 points away from winning by spamming specialsdeserved lossdon't be a bitch>but the gameif a game forces you to be a bitch, stop playing itit's that easy to not be a bitch
>>500426063I phrased the sentence wrong, they spammed specials to recover the zone. Their 2 inkstrike users
Frye makes an utushouse an utsuhome
>>500426285bitcheshope you learn your lesson and stop playing games where being a bitch pays off
>>500426487It's one loss in a 5 win series, and I'm playing a clutch weapon myself... I'm not a hypocrite
hey!*psst*we've got 3rd kits down here! all kinds!they're all viable down here! maps have flank routes too!
>>500428657>that Splat Chargerno I'm not going back to 2
>>500428004I also saw that veemer yesterday
>>500428293Very erotic woomy.
>>500429230Real cute one>>500429250All woomies are
One of the hardest challenges with series is deciding if teammates are worth keeping when you've got one good fella and 2 not so good fellas
1king fhims?
the vile teamwork here to deny my indirects
>>500430470Going to have be later for me I'm waiting for something so I can't start up a game right now.
Goji raped a two year old boy in all orifices this morning.
>>500430470give me three minutes
>>500431284ok
>>500431347I'm ready
>>500430470I will finish my series and we will be together once again my dear friend, just one more match
>>500430470I'll slam if there's still room
I am finished, let me in
>>500432508opening
>>500432726I was not let in...
The only constant...
>>500433573good for you, how's your x power doing thoughbeit
>>500433889>thoughbeitcan yall stop saying this
Awful timing, should have thrown a fizzy above the bridge beforehand to cut their backStill got a wipeout out of that recklessness
>>500433969I don't feel like it thoughever
>>500434257you should have thrown yourself off a tall building
>>500433969>yallcan you stop saying this
>woomycan you say that
>yebbycan you say that
>>500328031BLACK-HEARTED EVILOR BRAVE-HEARTED HERO?I AM ALL I AM ALL I AAAAAMMMMM
>>500430470STOP HOSTING WHEN I'M PLAYING OPEN, STINKY.
cat
>>500433889From 2250 to 2160 after a bad set of 2 wins 3 losses series. A 2 loss series ongoing, I need to find the courage to finish that series despite the potential point loss Haven't started the other calcs yet. I feel like top 3000 even top 1000 will be easy to get with how few people are playing, might even aim for top 500. I saw good old splooshanon with a brand new top 500 badge and that motivates me a little to try for real since he's about my level in skill.Wanted to get to S+50 so I could feel like I accomplished something this season even if it's a worthless accomplishment. Like getting Superfresh gold with aerospray last season
>>500434640Yeah its ya'll not yall type it out right
ggs 1kinglers>>500435125wtf!
GG's Slim!
I took DNA from all the top woomies and created one super woomy.
>>500435930now take dna from all the bottom woomies and create a partner for her
>>500435930I put some veemo in the samples... I'm sorry She has big breasts now
>>500435930This woomy is so good she defy's all woomlogic on woomy goodness. Truly a marvel of woomy science
Luce but woomy
>>500435316>brand new top 500 badgehe has it since 5 months
>>500436543Really!!? Well we barely played together since we lost contact... good to know
>>500436525Is the church this desperate? Cringiest thing since youth pastors
>>500437013splat.top
if nono hits top 3k before I do I'd sell my switch off in shame
>>500437615Let's get it together then
>>500437164I don't know, but they have accidentally pulled off their best marketing move in about 2000 years
>>500437615spamming a broken special does not count as winning, you're good
>>500439029it's not even broken tho
>>500439029>reef>brokenwhat??
>>500438806sauce?
>>500430701Bringing out the Truth on the 9.
>>500439381It's not broken, but it's annoying to deal with after all the buffs. And it doesn't help that it synergizes incredibly with fizzy bomb. People underestimate the silver aero, but you can make some pretty big plays with it.Now, if nono was actually doing cool things with the weapon, he'd be blogposting about that instead. But his gameplay is uninspired. No initiative until that special is charged up.
>>500439806Don't know, sorry, just grabbed it from some thread
After two years I can say I’m the worst slommer now
>>500440602>post match with clear team disadvantageWhat are you trying to prove?
>>500437164What are you talking about this is a great move on their part. One of the best moves they have done in centuries.
>>500442356what disadvantage?
>>500439091>>500439381>unkillable, if you weren't already firing at the user with a direct trizooka shot when they start>impossible to dodge instant painting of the path, with less time to react than time of flight of trizooka shot, if you get stuck in it then you're shit out of luck>AoE and turf coverage the size of half the map>insta-caps half-zones and some barely painted full zones>can somehow ride up obstacles and some ledgesBroken. It was fine and balanced before, potential high reward at the trade-off of high risk. Now the risk is virtually gone, the reward got buffed even more, and it's utterly nigger-tier broken.
>>500442308>Clownsuit twin drill veemoYes can claim that title honestly now.
>>500440602The fuck can you do with aerogay aside from shitting out specials? The main is utterly worthless.
>>500443264low tier bait, but have a (You) anyway
>>500443838>no counterargument to any of the pointsOk.
>>500443967i don't argue with retardshalf of the points you mentioned are skill issues
>>500443838I was about to write a reply with an actual argument but I got tired and I figured whoever posted that is either baiting or just set on being wrong so I won't waste my time either
>>500443264you're still sending yourself into enemy territoryit's a strong special in a vaccuum but it's a shit special in splatoon's contextjust use zooka
>>500443783You win that is what you do
>>500444091>>500444157>t. reefslider main
>>500443264I will give you that Dapple and Tetras are a good jihadi option vs bubbler in the current meta but the special itself isn't that hyped up. You should just state what weapon you main to pinpoint why the special is such a problem to you specifically. I bet you also complain about splashdown too.
>>500444784i don’t play slider weapons lmao
>>500438784Don't touch me.
>>500439029It's not broken, it's easily punished before and after use. If you see it coming you can counter it. Every charger will try to kill the user.Yeah if you're a cornered enemy you're unlikely to survive, maybe manage to trade. The user is still paralyzed for a full second.Many maps have bumps and stair where you can safely stand over and not be dealt any damage from the explosion.It's not splashdown, it's not a panic button to safe your ass. You need space and time to use it in active combat. If you don't you will just die
I think the funniest part is he thinks he's good when it's actually other players unable to win engagements because he's teleporting all over the place and lag reef-sliding them. Anyone that's played with him before knows how dog shit his internet connection is compared to anyone else in these threads, even when playing against other euros he's laggy as fuckAbusing lag doesn't make you good, it proves you're a shitter
>>500448391You're right, I'm a shitter...
>>500439806It's AI but herehttps://x.com/PlanV260344/status/1851130713883512865
>>500448657I know I detonated too soon, wanted to get the roller before he climbed...
nono is the example of first impressions mean everything. no matter how hard he climbs he'll always be seen as a shitter. nono could be at a world championship and people would still bend reality to call him the worst player
>>500449871Frankly i don’t care how good/bad he is desu.He was and still is an annoying attentionwhore.
>>500449871He's annoying, that's all there is to it.
>>500450132>posting clips is attention whoring>posting end game results is attention whoringoh sorry i forgot this gen doesnt talk about this game. guess we should go back to posting images of frye or some something
yeah i'd like images of frye
>>500450569I hate idolfags as much as you, but with nono it's just a case of you reap what you sowno one forced him to get on the bad side of so many people here
>>500450694i gotchu anon
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>>500450694One goblin coming right up.
someone really paid pass or pinged up the 'cord just to do that
>>500449871I'm 50% skill, 20% luck and 30% motivation.50% of me is beyond my direct control, I would suck ass. I'm the kind of player needing to "feel like it" to perform seriously
>>500451574nah, ever since splat 1 idolfags get really uppity when someone shittalks them and double down on their spam, you get used to it
>>500451574Buckbroken.
>>500452061coombrained
I don't get the nono hate
>>500451925>She'll never be modeled with the Yotsuba hair
>>500453015You couldn't sexualize her if she had the Yotsuba hair
>>500453459Maybe YOU couldn't, coward.
>>500452591its a meme
It's called "No Quarters". Did the aquatic life study currency in their History classes?
>>500454914If I were a mod there would be red text under your post
le epic 4chinz yotsuba tranime xD
YAMERO!!!
>>500459067I cry...
nintendo is announcing everything except the switch successor
Bros are you ready to JAMhttps://x.com/oatmealdome/status/1851748423231295582
You're not so safe behind that wall, not from me...
>>500463718Don't be dumb they aren't going to announce it this close to the holiday buying season. It would detract sells from the switch. It'll be announced next year.
>>500464228It's about time. Also makes me not regret renewing my nso sub now.
of course, the obvious timing
>>500464228>>500464432Me showing a nintendo fan how to search for game music on youtube
>>500464657But if I listen to Nintendo music that way Shiggy Diggy will personally come to my house and bust my kneecaps.
>>500464364nice throw
>>500464657Yeah a track that gets deleted after a week. Tired of the whack a mole shit. If you play this game you have NSO anyway
>>500464819>not locally downloading it
>he doesn’t save .flac quality audio files of all his favorite vidya tracksNGMI
Nah playing TC with MG is just ass, couldn't get three golds this match :'(
>>500464228It’s OUT
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woomy in the darkharbinger of miserya booyah-less sort
