Sweetheart of Shar EditionPC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM>News:Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of very low or very high rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>500220480
First for Gortash rape
Jas!
Requesting images of my fertile wife Lae'zel
>>500316453That endearing look she gives when she says a third will be joining us
Kuudere (クーデレ, pronounced [kɯːdeɾe]) is a Japanese term for a character who appears to not have emotions. They are often stoic and expressionless, and they remain calm in stressful situations.We needed this companion archetype instead of 3 girlbosses and a tranny elf. Thoughts?
Marriage with Astarion
>>500317064Tav is the Kuudere duh
I don't think any of you deserve Love & Harmony tonightYou made all the husbandos and all the waifus sad, and a little disgusted.Think about what you've done /bgg/.
>>500317072>did this sharigga really miss that upcasted guiding bolt while being right next to the enemy?
>>500317383wow lae'zel is literally me
Marriage with Minthara
>>500317521She would take everything in the divorce
>>500317064Language. We don't use transphobic slurs in this general. There are standards.
DC 99's are fucking dumb.
>>500317521
>>500317638>INT 8she will live in a street and beg the namefag to see her daughter (she wont)
Surprise! The slopswine is no stranger to doublethink. Its signature shitpost includes "Love & Harmony," but what it really stands for is "Slop & Hypocrisy." See the slopswine for what it subverts, without the slightest shame. Instead of beauty, you will have slop. Instead of truth, you will have slander. It seeks to sow strife by accusing you of being a samefag. Since the slopswine sees no shame in shaming sexual assault survivors, it should be stigmatized and shunned. Self-evident as that may be, a silent spectator I shall be no more. Surely, this soliloquy is but a mere show of schizophrenia, courtesy of the Silfyschizo. Suck on this subterranean elf screenshot.
>>500317521Are you going to have a poly relationship with Taash or is that gonna be a "secret second family" type situation?Well more like, what, fourth family for you?
>>500317881Well it IS Manthara
>>500318048Taash is a cute monogamous enbie
>>500318257>cute
>>500317383
>>500317987>>500317521lolmao
>>500318531I see these and I wonder if it was me falseflagging as him, sometimes.
>>500316453can i get the potion from Araj Oblodra by killing her?
>>500317064>posts a child>Thoughts?Because you clearly don't have any.Fucking pathetic.
How does one little namefag mindbreak one worthless pig fuck to this extent? It's actually rather impressive.
>>500318760no
>>500318887
>>500318917>littleAfter all those creamy smoothies? No way lmao
>see decently sized anime titties>call the chick a childTimmy hours are the worst hours
>>500319581
Cuddles with Astarion back in his tent
>>500319581she is 14
>>500319816If theres grass on the field, play ball
How to make the gnomes round-eared as God intended, and get an artificer class that is not a dogshit mod with two bare bones assets and no artificer clothes?
>>500319581>14 year old girl from Neon Genesis Evangelion>not a child because titsFBI open up
>>500319816
>>500319959DnD lore is too awful for proper Gnomes, Dwarves, and Elves
>>500320131I can excuse lusting after 14 years old anime girls but reposting AI ''art'' is where I draw the line
>>500319962Desu the age of anime characters is lowkey irrelevant. That guy is a faggot tho
>>500320131eww he likes aisloppa
>>500320120>DnD lore
"My stance on AI is really straightforward: It is a tool that we use to help us do things faster. We have so much work that we're happy to take assistance from anything," however, he adds: "I don't think it'll ever replace the creative side of things and I can put money where my mouth is."Vincke believes, generally, that AI can be harnessed—just not in the way that certain companies like Ubisoft have been doing it, with unappealing "Neo NPCs"In general, it feels like some high-level money people are very excited about the prospect of needing less artists, writers, and creatives. Why pay someone to 'make content' when you can buy an algorithm and 'generate infinite content'. Besides, as I brought up recently, this algorithm-chasing idea of a game you can play forever seems misguided. People generally connect with stuff that's made by people, not by a grand imitation filter, and Vincke seems to agree: "For instance, concept art is a thing that's heavily under fire because of things like Midjourney. So we just added 15 concept artists to our team," he adds that Larian had been experiencing a "bottleneck … we don't have the concept art coming fast enough, so the creatures aren't made fast enough. The technical animators can't rig it fast enough, so the animators can't do the monster fast enough, so they run out of work. Which is really the worst thing we want in a development environment."Vincke, however, thinks the solution to a production bottleneck is to hire more people. Which sounds extremely simple when you say it out loud, but it also involves a lot of things that big companies, publishers, and financial groups have been allergic to—like not laying developers off after major deals fall through, or negotiating with unions. An AI can't complain, after all.https://www.pcgamer.com/games/baldurs-gate/larian-studios-swen-vincke-does-see-potential-uses-for-ai-but-were-hiring-writers-not-having-chatgpt-write-their-dialogues/
>>500319962Nature wouldnt have given her wowza's if nature didnt want her to start nursing.
>>500320764Shes like a clone so no nature didnt
>Kagha shows me her QoS tattoo>dialogue doesn't fundamentally changeCome on, Larian, just one, tiny blowie behind the bushes scene.
>>500320526>I want bobbleheaded short humansWe got you >I want humans with sharp earsWe got you>I want short humans that speak with a Scottish accent We got you>I want ElvesWe don’t got you>I want bearded gnomes with tiny matchlock elephant rifles Nope>I want Stone Lords and Dwarven smithsGet out
>>500320828I always find that amusing, how Shinji is distraught that she's "fine" after the self-destruct. Then it turns out he didn't even know the original.
>>500321040Quality of Service tattoo? Huh?
>>500321040shut up
Did Halsin and Kagha fuck
>>500321964Yea Halsin has fucked everyone
>>500322292>everyone...even...?
What do people mean when they say Shadowheart is poly, I never got that in my playthrough.She was pure and loving.
>>500322423ESPECIALLY....
>>500320738Mr. Vincke is right.It's like complaining to Mr. Gutenberg about the invention of the printing press, accusing him that people will never learn to write again.As usual, the most vocal about it are the least involved: I'd like to know when was the last time they went to a museum to see some works of art.
>>500322680Oak Father preserve them
>>500322596Can we stop calling pixels whores for 5 seconds?
>>500322596>She was pureUntil...
>>500322891But it reminds me of all my mommy issues ;_;
Modslop is distinct from AI slop. Some "human" with no taste is to blame for most "cosmetic" mods. Both are soulless, so I guess I can see how a worthless pig fuck could relate.
>>500322596do pure girls dream of sex with other men?
>>500323206Karlach's lucky she's not my step sister
>>500323256>I guess I can see how a worthless pig fuck could relateHey wait a second: you're not the original whiner, you're just a bandwagoning faggot!You played yourself now
Does anyone have the QRD on Silfy's development IRL? It's kinda weird. She is in the first act, completely absent from act 2, then reappears in act 3 with a different VA. What's up with that? Is it just one of those things where they recorded her lines for act 1 all nice and professional like and then she caught the kung flu and then sent in her act 3 voice lines she recorded on her phone while everyone was working from home?
>>500324480I don’t know or care
Professor Bootylicious
What is it about beauty that scares the slop-eating swine so much?Surely, a game in which the characters already look good hardly needs to be "enhanced" by slop. Some subhumans just can't help being attention whores.
>>500323302Yes>>500323256I hate that its clothes ff14
>>500324630Your thoughts on the tiefling refugee?
>>500324747I hate act 3 so fucking much, chat.
So you're upset because I'm posting SLOP of my game in a video game general thread on an imageboard. And furthermore, I'm supposed to believe that even though there are other people who do it, mainly the namefaggot, I would be the one who wants to stand out? Seems more like a personal problem, rather than the "moral high ground of being anonymous" you've been speaking of.
>>500324706wrong
>>500323256But people started calling me Slopfag after making AI slop, not just for my mods......who are you? Because you're not the whiner. Not the original one, at least.
>>500324554Gale got the siflypedo butt
>For instance, concept art is a thing that's heavily under fire because of things like Midjourney. So we just added 15 concept artists to our team,Most curious. I guess we still need a human touch (and to remember the human aspect of ourselves) in the domain of art. Try explaining human concepts to subhuman worthless pig fucks, however. That's a waste of time.
>>500325174Challenge: Don't talk about yourself for 1 (one) day. 24 hours. Starting now.
>>500324747The cringe is unreal
>>500325506What did swen and john mean by this?
I didn't really have anything relevant to say about AI. I just wanted a pretext to post more of my obnoxious slop. HOWEVER, I must reiterate that I'm not an attention whore, haha. Now, let us discuss my Tav. Isn't she the prettiest?
>>500324554Booty slider where?
>>500325697As pretty as your soul schizo
>>500325506oh no nono NO NO NO NO NO
>>500325813Oh look it's cut quest number 45th, the game will be done once it's done btw
The slopswine is a subhuman that for months suffered the negative influence of a BULLY general, which constantly abused it, and which WARPED its nature. When the swine distances itself from its sloppy routine, it demonstrates and understands that, while remaining faithful to its attention-seeking and time-wasting nature, it is also possible to be completely society's waste, maintaining its porcine aspect.
>>500325871BOOOOO, old materialGo get some new stuff in /DAG/
>>500325804Hurtful comments like these are hardly conducive to the Love & Harmony environment I wish to foster here. How about a joke about Astarion being raped instead? Would that amuse you?
>>500326137>godey boned astarionlol
>>500326137more astarion rape jokes! more! they amuse me!
My custom Tav will have 13 in all stats and take 1 level in each class. That is the correct way to play.
>>500326649Just like my irl stats. Mid in all regards
what if we kissed in the poop factory?
>>500326137Why don't you fellas feel like discussing the game anymore? I even posted an animal from the game to spark discussion. Hello? Anyone left here?
>>500326771That's a cute pig.
>>500326137>he thought Love & Harmony was for everybodyYou have to earn that. It's something one deservesOr>>500326771you can keep posting your own sloppypastas.>>500326938He unironically is, btw! lol
>>500326497A real knee-slapper. If you're a soulless, shameless, stupid, sloppy swine that is.
>>500326938Real pigs are hairy
>>500326985>my ownabsolutely not I am just promoting the ‘cyclical nature of 4chan’ as some big brained retards so aptly described it.
>not the namefags doing btw>>500327040Did you...did you really just say "knee-slapper"?>>500327186Grim.
>>500326771Because fuck you. How 'bout dat? Huh? HUH?! How ah boutta big ol' fuck you? Wutcha gunna do, huh? Gunna cry? Is anown gunn cwy to his momwy? Gunna cwy and pis and cum in u pants, huh?Haha, faggit
>>500327304You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, fake non-canon to have to us who think and reason? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh.
You have not contributed in any way to the moral and content growth of this thread.
Ibcum Shitposter destroyer of thread
>the most normal and stable anons are the frogchads
>>500328347No, that would be Lachfags, since they're not even here
>>500328515we've been over this if there are really ack fags we would see in game screenshots of her but we never do because they don't exist
>>500328347Shadowheart rebounds are by far the most mentally ill posters in these threads. The mentally stable bg3 players played a paladin, romanced Shadowheart, and quit after 1 playthrough
>>500326137Hold on I'm going to find a comment I made in the archive.
>>500328718>>500326137
>>500327115Gortash...
>>500328347The most normal posters are characterfags in general. It helps to care about a character and have a reason, however tenuous it might be these days, to come back here. Unsurprisingly, the most cancerous regulars are those that are NOT characterfags like the slopswine, because their only attachment to the game is just a dying general where they can freely shitpost.
>>500329072Characterfagging is mental illness
>>500329072Well said. Btw I just bought a 2TB NVMe so I can download even more mods, those haircuts are pretty heavy on my machine.
>>500328615>>500328021
>>500329267Karlach is my favorite companion. I don't like her class though so she gets respecced every time in my playthroughs.
>>500329451I like Barbarian just fine but I respecc'd her into a Storm Sorcerer/Cleric multiclass just to be optimal while making her wear the wavemother robe
>shart: so, vampire dens…what can we expect?>astarion: vampires most likely >shart: you’re so funny you should be an actor. you can stand on the gallows and act a play with the executioner.she makes me feel seen
>>500328964
>>500329757i like her a lot as a paladin since she also gets the smites from her racial
>>500329451Among all the other companions, she is definitely the one that deserves to be happy the most!
So.... you know the spider pit to the underdark... right?
when are we going to drop bg3 and try out dos2 and dragon age origins?
>>500330636yes?
>>500330570She looks asian in that pic
>>500329146More harmful than Pea and the worthless pig fuck combining for 100-200 shitposts a thread? I doubt that.
>>500330740I completed dos2 on every difficulty. I couldn’t get into DAO
>>500330743Okay... you know how theres a pair of minotaurs down there... right?
>>500330752it must be her dress
>>500330740i want to like dos 2 more but every time i play it i just want to go back to bg3.i played dao for like one hour and hated it>>500330882yeah?
he's so silly
>>500331105cute
>>500331105always so fab, even in death
>have speak with dead in inventory >can't learn it >doesn't when show uphow does spell learning work? only some scrolls appear as learnable
>>500331949you learn the spell from the scrollthen you prepare the spell by pressing K
HAVE WE ESTABLISHED INTENT TO SHITPOST? HAVE WE DONE IT? WILL THE JANNIES ARRIVE NOW THAT WE’VE ESTABLISHED INT
>>500330882dying to know where you were going with this, anon
>>500331949Scrolls are one time use items; sorcerers and zirads can learn them, then during long rest you switch them from your spellbook.>>500332116Just shut up Galadriel. Your TV show is lame af!
>>500332192same
what do I do with my lego astarion
>>500332056that's what im trying to do, it's not appearing in the "transcribe scroll to spellbook" menu. some appear there, others don't>>500332250zirads? im playing wizard if that's what you mean and have learned several scrolls so far, but some just don't appearscroll of dimensional door is there, ready to be learned, but speak with dead doesn't appear (i dont have it already)
>>500332435bibberbang it
>>500332116Intent is unironically everything. For example, Pea has spammed 2000+ screenshots since August. But we cannot be sure of its intent. The worthless pig fuck has spammed its signature shitpost nearly 200 times. But maybe it's not trying to be an attention whore.
>>500332542then you already have speak with dead as a spell you just need to prepare it
>>500332542if you're looking in the spellbook section, try right cllicking the scroll in the inventory. in the drop down menu it should say learn scroll with an associated cost.
>>500332646You rotten bastard
>>500332625putting it in my pussy got it
>>500332646i'm just hanging out.
>>500324871>chatdo you think we're on twitch right now, lil' zoomzoom?
>>500332542>ziradsYes, Zirads! Lol>but speak with dead doesn't appearOh, I see what's happening then:Speak with Dead is a Bard and Cleric spell: Wizards can't learn it, except from the one you get from the Ritual Caster feat and/or with Withers' necklace.
>>500333154Keep up with the current memespeak grandpa
>>500333225Will I ever see a end of the game party screenshot with this character or is that reserved for when nobody else but you and the schizo posts here?
>>500333225makes sense, weird that it says "necromancy spell" but everything else is there so you're most likely correctthanks
Shadowheart or Lae'zel. Who'd make for a better wife?
>>500333592Karlach. Hells, even Minthara would make a better hewife
>>500333592
>>500333154
>>500333484It seems to me that it's already doing a fine job of being an avatarfagging attention whore with the screenshots it has.
>>500333592froggy
>>500333506Well you're right because it makes no sense for a Necromancer: it's hard to imagine Balthazar not using it, for example.>>500333484I was in House of Hope before my PC went kaput...
>>500333846Nigga i wanna see this character at the end creditskys
>>500333592Whoever is mono
>>500333986not the no-no word....
>>500333592Astarion
>>500333996Lae'zel is stereo
>>500334363Yes
>>500333789Lae'zel is such a great character. Goes from being an unlikable cunt who won't even thank you for rescuing her to dedicating her entire life to you.
The fact that Astarion isn’t top 3 romanced but is the 2nd most kissedKEEP IT UP SISTERS
>>50033489436% of the raw squid emperor sexings were me
>>500334894Based Minthara last
>>500334609yep
>>500335214I didn't even know you could kiss Minthara.
>>500334609>to dedicating her entire life to you.Not quite. There is more to her life than just you, like a cause worth fighting for. Imagine misunderstanding even the basics of the character. Post some slop and you might be mistaken for the worthless pig fuck.
>>500335284Why tf would you want to
>>500335349idk I would if I wasn’t busy kissing Astarion
I regret picking Fighter for my main character. Every other class feels like shit in combat in comparison.
>>500334609>dedicating her entire life to you.She doesn't. She dedicates her life to fighting Vlaakith and you are along for the ride. Also considering her epilogue dialogue she probably fucks Orpheus.
>>500335532it really is ridiculously strong, particularly battle master
>>500335759Voss literally calls Orpheus my love
>>500335759Cope and seethe, shartie
>>500335826Orpheus relationship with Lae'zel is pretty weird. When he's talking he never talks to you, only to her and looks at her like he's in love. In the epilogue she says she spent a lot of time "convincing" him to let you both go to the party. Very weird.
>>500335532Have you tried Druid/Monk? The best multiclass in the game, according to the cheating slopswine.
>>500336216Sigh
Good day /bgg/
>>500335814Yeah, Battle Master is ridiculous strong and has a response to basically everything.>>500336263>Have you tried Druid/Monk?How does that work? I assume some interaction between unarmed and wildshape?
>>500336434Just install cheats and everything will work. What are you, some stupid vanilla player?
>>500335759>falsefrogging
>I TOOOO WANT TO BE AN ATTENTIONWHORE JUST LIKE BIGBROTHER SWINE
>>500336216Githyanki are not monogamous in the lore, there is no need to be jealous
>>500336143Enjoy Oprheus' sloppy seconds. Say hi to your wife's son for me as well.
>>500336614>trying to paint lae'zel with a broad paintbrushthat won't make shart undream sex with halsin
I need an upcasted sigh LVL6 with advantage, gang.
controversial take but this game is pretty good desu
>>500337078Halsin can draw one of those out of Shart easily
>upcasted
ok so 1 war cleric/11 paladin of vengeance of Selune, male, high elf or do I 12 storm sorcerer cute tiefling girl
>>500336814no I’m too busy kissing Astarion
>>500336263I don't think I ever said it was "the best multiclass", just that is very fun and dynamic.>>500336434Not really: Spore Druid mutliclass has some effective tricks up its sleeve, and its pretty effective when combined with a constant dealing of damage like a Monk can do: with Symbiotic Entity you increase the damage caused by Halo of Spores, which adds 1d4 necrotic (doubled with Symbiotic Entity is active) makes unarmed attacks very effective.If the monk's subclass is for example way of the four elements, in addition to the spells you have some range attacks that make this multiclass very dynamic! the game also has some powerful gear from the first moments in act 1!
>Frogfucker immediately deflects to Halsin when confronted by the non monogamous culture of his wife and his wife's son. You do know that she was the bike of her Creche? She states so herself and even tries to fuck Astarion in Act 1 but he declines and laughs at her in their banter. Not to mention the camp party where she surely goes through all the tieflings.
>>500337534That sounds neat.
>>500337843I made the post you are crying about and I don't give a fuck about Shart or Toad
Trying a little too hard. Reeks of desperation. Like a certain swine replying to everything in hope of a pity (You).
>cuckpostingtruly the fate of all generals
>>500337328War cleric/Paladin is kino
>>500338095You say that as if it hasn't been the lifeblood of this one for most of its existence
>>500338095I’m just happy the black man in this game has a bbc jr The schizo is pretty obsessed with it so if he were more popular there would be more porn to spam.
At least get your facts right. Lae’zel and Astarion fuck each other if you don’t romance either of them at the party.
>>500337328The former if you romance Shadowheart.
>>500337534Alright I need some more details on the Spore Druid/Monk split.
>he does not open the gate, but instead offers you a glass of cold refreshing choccy milkdo you accept this compromise?
>>500338594>drinking caloriesgive me some ice cream and i'll leave
>>500338594Where's Orin when you need him?
>>500338254you got a single fact to back that up
>>500338095there's only one group getting cucked and it's the sharties
>>500338125>>500338294i will do this. what should I name him?
>>500339218the goodberry taster
>>500338343You do realize it's a pigshit build that doesn't even need to be functional since it's just a pretext for the resident cheating lowlife to avatarfag? It certainly doesn't beat a plain Fighter.
>>500338294Eh I'm doing it and it's mid. If you pick Selune options she seethes but doesn't disapprove and there is only one romance interaction. Selune Cleric on it's own is pretty good or rather Cleric is pretty good. It doesn't really make sense to support Shart as a Selune Cleric though. I'm roleplaying the "I can fix her" angle and "Shar and Selune should kiss and make up"
>>500339218Little Duckling
>>500333592Shitposting aside, the game makes it clear they're both good. Shart never mentions polyamory and Halsin ever again if you just say no both times and eat the disapproval.Minthy has a super cute marriage ending too, and there's no reason to believe Karlach won't be happily married in her endings where she lives as well.Because at the end of the day, John's weird fetishism aside, the game still intends to be wish fulfillment and feelsgood happy endings.Well, besides the obviously evil endings. But those are kino in their own way.
>>500339373>It certainly doesn't beat a plain Fighter.I don't think anything will beat Fighter. Fighter unironically feels like cheating.
>>500338045Bitch he never would have even asked if you hadn't talked about it in the first place! Lmao>>500338343I play with a mod that allows me to get up to level 20, so I have a different experience than you may have but my general advice isDruid: Circle of the Spores 6/Monk: 6As for the Druid, level 6 allows you to have some feats and also use the Spore druid ability to use summons from corpses with Fungal Infestation (lets you raise four zombies per long rest), if you want some summons.Alternatively, you can also stop at Lv4 and use 8 levels of Monk, now:there are various ways, I personally subclassed in way of the four elements because it seemed thematically coherent to me, but there are other schools of thought: way of the open hand is still among the most effective for offense, and shadow monk is also useful if you want to be a sort of sneaky druid, perhaps combined with summoned fungal zombies.
>>500339502>Minthy has a super cute marriage ending too?
>>500339659Literally play anything you want if you're not going for optimization. You embarrass yourself replying to the cheating swine shitter, asking for information on its pigshit build. But maybe that's your thing, I don't know.
>>500338221bbc jr is so funny
>>500339128https://youtu.be/b4xNm2WGbnc?si=gQ2NUBbmDRtmspgx&t=276its in the game retard
>>500339783Shadow Monk/Spore Druid seems like a cool Shadow Druid idea.
>>500339852He's already living in his own alternate universe
>>500340017astysisters how do we respond
>>500339502Manthara never marries the player in any ending whatsoever, she's barely a companion and blud expects a whole ahh marriage oh no brah what the fuck is bro thinking :skull:
I'm about to enter the Shadowfell or whatever, where the Nightsong is. Any tips what I should do before? Something missable or whatever? I did all quests and explored every place.
>"Shart or Frog?">"meh, they're both alright I guess? Anyway in this essay I will explain why Minth-"everyfuckingtime
>>500340092Lae’zel tries to fuck Wyll instead if you’re already with/made plans with Astarion so its ok
>>500340190cum on sharts ugly ass bangs one last time
>>500340031it does! now if we could recruit Kagha instead of le funny bear man
>>500340017...so she spends the night with astarion AFTER you reject her advances...what's wrong with that?meanwhile shadowheart dreams about sex with halsin WHILE in a relationship with youthose two things are not equal at all sharty and i know getting cucked hurts but there's no need to add retard next to cuck on your nametag
>>500340190>Any tips what I should do before?Yes. Respec to Druid/Monk. It's not the most overpowered class, but it's hella fun, young fella.
>>500340673>directed by swen vincke
Baldur S. Gate. fabled hero, the Chosen of Selune, destroyer of the unholy, protector of the innocent, the breaker of chains, Life-Chanter, protector of the Grove, the devil slayer, the Bhaal-breaker, He-Who-Would-Not-Be-King. The saviour of Baldur's Gate
>>500341379I kneel
>>500340178Its his delusions
>>500341379Nice twink
>>500340673exactly
>>500341379now do the tiefling girl
>>500341379Timmy le Chalet...
>>500340178I've seen pictures of Mintharafags and Minthara's wedding. Trust me, they're not making it up.
>>500341379Made for Big Halsin Cock
>they
My Tavs are my art, but this is the artist.I love each of my Tavs with the same love the chuuurch says God reserves for you. Each one of my Tavs is a sentient being with a >2k character backstory. Please, feel free to love them as I have grown to. If you cannot seperate the creations from the creator, that is understandable. Just know that holding me against them is a bit unfair to them. Each has walked their own journey, and flourished into what what have become. I just merely stand by, to lovingly catch and set them back upon the ledge they are walking should they ever fall from it. Either way, I understand and wish peace upon you, anon. I just dont think its fair to Ilmatari to judge her for my sins when she, herself, has so few.But at least.... Phaere... please stand by Phaere. The only friends she's ever had were those she summoned or brought back from the dead. Her time at Sorcere didnt help much and she still doesnt know what its like to be another person's friend. The other Tavs are too weirded out to try and get close to her.Im not saying it will be easy, or anything other than awkward, but the closest thing to a real friend she has ever made proceeded to drink him self to death and then exploded.IDK, maybe next time she's around just tell her that youre glad she's here and ask how she's doing. Being the spawn of a great house's male and a commoner female didnt leave her with many opportunities to have peers in Menzoberranzan. She doesnt really know what a friend is, and as her creator, I'd appreciate it if you were patient enough with her to let her find out :)
I deliberately read a namefag post, even though I dislike said namefag. And now I'm mad. How could this be happening to me. Stupid namefag with a name I can't filter.
when you’re pregnant with Astarion’s child in the epilogue if you romance him eheheheheeee
>>500342420eheheheheeee
This is like an ad for a Larian game, before the release and WAY before the release.
>>500341379>not humanyou had ONE job...everyone knows only humans can be the hero
>>500342285A little rough around the edges, but at least his heart was in it. Maybe. I'm not really reading that gibberish.
>>500342618>atleast his heart was in ityeah I’m happy he typed that all out before his heart exploded in a completely avoidable ketamine accident.
WHITEHUMANMALE FIGHTER
>>500342741CHAMPIONNO MULTI CLASSREJECT TADPOLES
>>500342741>>500342953explain why black woman is the default human then
>>500343356>So the last shall be first, and the first lastLeast popular MC
I played the game and now it feels empty so wtf do I do now?
>>500343334>asukabg3>reidos2>space gamemisato
>>500343356D&D was born (in 1974) as a way for people to represent themselves in any way they want, thanks to the power of fantasy: being bigoted and petty is the death of fantasy and wonder.
>>500343356because swen wanted the default human to look like pic related but the trans investors from WOTC told him to pozz it up
>>500342741WITH GREENFROGWIFE(ALSO FIGHTER)
>>500343356Works fine on my system. You sure it doesn't check your browser history before making your character defaults?
Good evening /bgg/
>>500343591cool RP of a 105 iq individual
>Thrall>Connect the nerves of the transponder, we must escape>NOW
Okay.. okokok. So... the man steals an apple. Then he gives it to the needy. A woman who works for nine fingers(were they even around in Balduran's time? lmao) approaches the ginger thief about shaddy business. The ginger then steals a whole bunch of Djinns. The nine fingers lady snitches on him and he is chased through the streets. The ginger theif is then put on trial for the apple theft, with no djinn thingymabog in sight. It can be concluded that he did indeed commit both crimes, but the djinn theft was a setup by nine fingers who got their djinns while paying the judge to gloss over that fact and scentance him to the gallows for apple theft. The apple being on the floor in the final pic representative of just how low on the pole that apple really is. Meanwhile the nine fingers gets their djinns and doesnt have to pay the ginger being sentenced to the gallows.I mean... what... what am I supposed to destroy here? Erasing any of the truth prevents le tru justice from ever being sought after.Pls send help! IDK wtf is going on with this wishy washy, subjective ass quest about justice.
>>500344249>command: drop>pick up>equip>whackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhack
>>500344148Why is IT there?
>>500344430Kys faggot
>People chose not to respond to me so i’ll reply to my own posthonestly hang yourself
>>500345089cute frog
What if mind flayers utilized bimbo hypnosis?
>>500345870Shut up tranny
>>500343784Imagine a female Wyll...
>hate when people call Lae'zel a frog>psionic hand is like a long sticky tongue>psionic jump>no nose>lay eggs
>>500346808greenand most importantly, she cute
>>500346912Imagine those nails fondling your balls
>>500346126Shadowheart
>>500346013bambi sleep
>>500347836You don’t have to announce when you go nap nap
>>500346912>greenI felt that went without saying
>>500347831...would have been mogged by female wyll
I'm going to find the cursed belt from BG1 that turns Edwin into a woman, and use it on Wyll.Then I will impregnate Wyllma from behind while grabbing her horns for leverage.
>>500348612You are weird
>>500348612You are based
>>500348612Wyllma…
sweet pookie
>>500350027poopie’s purple eyebags…
>>500348612You are homosexual
>>500343591>I wanna fuck you like an animal>I wanna feel you from the inside>I wanna fuck you like an animal>My whole existence is flawed>You get me closer to BANE
>>500348612>Wyllma
>>500350246I'm not a woman
Killing the Emerald Grove druids and keeping alive all the tieflings, what level can accomplish this? Lv5 seems obvious, if it's possible at all?
>>500348612Currently wearing it in my BG1 run.
>>500351367Based and Edwina-pilled
>>500350286Trentver Reztash....
>>500351069No but I put you in the exact same camp as someone who would genderbend gale and give him an unflattering haircut.
>>500351697touché
>>500320131Dear Mintharafag, I thought I'd ignore this post at first. I wasn't sure if it was really you or an impersonator. And so, in doubt, I was going to let it slide. But I kept coming back to it, as is often the case with your posts, and it's been nagging me. I know you've used AI before, and I think that AI is fine for certain applications, like an AI chatbot or an AI voice replacer. However, AI "art" - or AI slop, as I prefer to call it - is a different matter. I don't find it acceptable. And that's just my opinion, and maybe it doesn't matter, but I'm just going to let it out. I mean, just look at what you posted. It looks NOTHING like Kagha. She looks way too young. Her clothes are all wrong. She's wielding some kind of greatsword instead of a scimitar. And she has high heels for some reason. The soul is gone, or rather, it was never there in the first place. It's like what that criminal did to Imoen's portrait. That was upsetting. I didn't understand how anyone could do that; I still don't. You always (sometimes) do stuff like this, and it's like you don't even care. This behavior doesn't just stop at posts like these, either. Sometimes, it feels like you'll just "innocently" post a silly screenshot of a trending topic or character, and watch chaos ensue. You know damn well I'm going to save that screenshot. Or maybe you don't. It's honestly maddening. Maybe I'm overthinking it. I don't know what goes on in that mind of yours. I wish I could. I also wish I could ignore stuff like this. It would be simpler, but that is not in my nature. I don't think you're a bad person, don't get me wrong. And it's perfectly within your right to post whatever you like, whenever you like. And it's not like you owe anything to anyone, let alone a nobody like me. I just wish you understood the power you wield, and how it can shape others, including strangers you don't care one bit about. Dear Mintharafag, I was just wondering. When are you going to take responsibility?
Free medicine! HANDIN’ IT OUT UNDER THIS POST!
>>500352102Get that shit away from me.
>>500352195NO. You need it trust me!
Ya'll want some goodberries?
I just don't understand what I did wrong. Was it because I used one of your screenshots when insulting the swine? Should I stop doing that?
>>500352697Wrong Place. Wrong Time.
>>500352696>ya will
https://youtu.be/SoSWam15z5kI love this song a lot. bg3 is the spiritual successor to da1 and you can really see a lot of the dna of da1 in bg3, including the music. If any bg3 fans are looking for something to play, definitely check out da1 and divos1+2.
>>500354056ok
>>500354056>recruit Loghain so he can destroy his racist soul instead of me>have Alister executed>Morrigan won't eat my pussy after killing her mother for her then asks me to let Loghain blow rope in herI gotta make room on my SSD.
Official picking companions genders when?
Viconia is the unsung hero of the game. Her sending a squad of retards to steal the Astral prism from Vlaakith ended up saving the entire city of Baldur's Gate. She should have her own statue bros
I see. The silent treatment. It's what I deserve...
Just publicly fornicated my mind flayer in a lower city alley
>>500350154I find it attractive
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oaFEkmjnSGE&pp=ygUPSG9yc2UgY29jayBzb25nI love this song a lot. bg3 is the spiritual successor to da1 and you can really see a lot of the dna of da1 in bg3, including the music. If any bg3 fans are looking for something to play, definitely check out da1 and divos1+2.
>>500355707>directed by Swen Vincke
>>500356153>We want the porn addict audience.
>Edowin>ED>PLEASE
>>500356369Worse, they want the deviantart audience. Half of the larian team are poly/gay/autistic and the other half are scalies and furries who retweet emperor gay porn
>>500356153Well... are donkey-dicked bird men enough anymore?
>>500356369nope its just john forcing his fetishes into the game again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEoxJ0QZkZ4I love this song a lot. bg3 is the spiritual successor to da1 and you can really see a lot of the dna of da1 in bg3, including the music. If any bg3 fans are looking for something to play, definitely check out da1 and divos1+2.
mom'zel A CUTE
>>500356587shit nigga I just needed big booty bitches literally no one asked for ball physics yet here we fucking are
>get triggered when someone talks about the game
>>500356898I asked. Fuck you.
>>500356956
>>500355707>pepper coyotemy favorite
I just don't know if there's a future for /bgg/. Pea and the swine during the day. Schizo during the evening. When does it stop?
>>500356898I wanted ball and peen physics lol
I love watching my Male Dragonborn Tav's cock and balls fop around while he lays on his side right before the Gith ambush
>>500358219Mr Vincke...
>>500357373It stops when I impregnate you
Act 3 theme>https://youtu.be/hCuMWrfXG4E?si=sMeJTCzkY5FkxKlR
>>500357373You are the schizo dumb dumb he’s here when you are
>>500358524if only
I don't trust swen.
>>500358668he spends literally all of his time copy pasting stupid posts 24/7 idk he's the biggest schizoid in this thread and needs medical help
>>500354056sovl...
>>500358829You’re gonna stop talking about yourself one of these days faggot-chan.
>>500359558>>500358668
>>500355707SOVL
My Astarion shrine so far: astarion art + neil auto, astarion plushie, astarion MTG set, astarion scented candle, and now lego astarion. I want a statue/figure or even the new funko even though I despise funko pops.. Anons what else should I add besides the sex doll obviously and more art
>>500359659>Anons what else should I add besides the sex doll obviously and more artIt's time.
>>500359829How much fan pussy does Neil crush do you think?
>>500359659Post pics
>>500359659I'm not that interested but you're the most on-topic poster right now, what does the candle smell like?
>>500359925He's definitely in the big league, I'm talking Young Draco Malfoy or Boys Band member league
>>500359659Theres a cute mini fanmade plush being released sometime soon. Theyre doing all the main companions. Could probably find it on twitter. Do you actually light the candle or just huff it unlit sometimes?
Things that trigger me. By me.1. Vagueposting. Schizoposting.2. Posting stupid bullshit instead of just thinking for a minute, e.g., what is this obvious thing you're talking about, do you have a source for this shit that everyone who played more than 2 hours knows. I immediately scrunch my face up Tav-style (mocking you, not as an affliction of my own).3. Posting gimmick memes like missionary with Astarion, weave sex with God Gale, etc.4. Posting stupid baits like "Why do people hate <very popular thing>" and thinking you'll outfox me just by being a bitch.3. Posting only pastas without any attempt at originality.4. Samefagging accusations. No, moron, it doesn't work. No really, let me show you. See, watch. Yeah, exactly. Bitch.5. Not conceding when dead lost. Yeah maybe you'll eventually bore me to death just like your favorite namefag, haha. You fucking nerd.6. Denying me a (You).7. Ignoring me without even denying me a (You).6. Not replying to me when I'm being actively aggressive. You are literally soulless.7. Replying lightning fast like you're the hottest shit alive and that shit is natural, heh.8. Being a milquetoast nonentity with no backbone at all and pointing out a small typo like you're the hottest shit alive. No (You) of course.9. Telling me you're ESL when I'm being abusive. Yeah I think you can read what I'm calling you, bitch.10. Declining to argue with me.11. Immediately agreeing to argue with me like you're the hottest shit alive and not scared at all.12. Agreeing to argue with me belatedly, as if rolling your eyes.13. Being first to argue with me. Yeah, you're not the namefag, bitch, I win by force.
>>500360234You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.
>>500360238Not the Gu Glux Glan!
>>500360310Well good! I didn’t even type that original shit out! I’m sure that faggot that wrote it will read it though!
>>500360396but lae'zel isn't a democrat
>>500360234I do all of these
The typos give the pasta an air of authenticity.
>>500360712Oh….you trigger me the most <3
This is retarded. Both Selune options end up killing the Nightsong while the non Selune options keep her alive. What bullshit.
>>500360817<3
>>500360124bergamont, rosemary, brandy. it’s floral but still masculine if that makes sense, its nice>>500360204omg cute I’ll check it out. I light it but it’s getting kinda low so I just sniff it, I need to buy another
>>500360930That's what you get for being a male and dumping WIS.
>>5003609304 is too pushy and makes her sperg out
>>500359829Would if I had the money lmao
>>500361293Cringe, good thing you dont
>>500359829>I'll destroy your boipucciWhat did Cazador mean by this?
Upgrade your graphics settings
>>500361115Found the info on the plushies. https://twitter.com/twee_doodles/status/1840783670686220659/photo/1They have a bigger asty one and then the tiny companion ones. I like the tiny ones their faces look like :]The prices are in the comments and I dunno if I'm converting it right but that shits pretty expensive. They do look pretty nice quality though, aside from the printed on clothes on the tiny ones. Not sure if I'll cough it up or not
>>500361732aw they look like lil gremlins, ty
>>500361841np
>>500361970kawaii....
>>500361732Oh yeah I was debating getting the big Astarion plush back when he was up for preorder. Hope I can grab one of leftovers when those go on sale because he is very cute
>>500360930she spares Nightsong as long as you've made the right choices all game long in making her doubt her teachings and memoriesthat's right, gaslighting is the good path
>>500361732froggy be like
>>500361732bretty cute
>>500362178look at her line in his screenshot. he got enough nightsong points. the selune options do tend to fuck you over in that scene no matter what
>>500362361She a cute plush. I'm not even a frogfag and she's probably the one I'd consider buying of the bunch. My favorite companion is Gale but he looks painfully generic and mildly predatory in tiny plushie form.
>doing Isobel fight>she gets paralyzed at 12 hp>three Flying Ghouls and Marcus in the room>kill Marcus, clean up the ghouls>nice, ez>one of the Flying Ghouls downstairs flies up through the upper ceiling, down through the outside ceiling over the deck, through the door into the room, and crit one shots herHoly SHIT what is the pathing in this game
Veilguard romances, ladies and gentlemenSwen still wears the crownhttps://x.com/Sir_Dammed/status/1851314761377747359
>karlach disapproves
>>500364050"Ermmm.... The kiss is right behind me isn't it...."
>>500364050>that cartoony visual>that voice acting>those voice linesjesus
>>500364050They ruined all my goodwill I don’t even feel like clicking on it. Zoomer translation for my frens:They fell off hard harder than mid.
>>500364067How do you pick Selune paladin
>>500364050written and acted like a disney movie lol
>>500364242HARDER THAN MID?!?! ONG FR??!?!click it and try to get a laugh out of it. thats the only good thing it can do for anybody at this point
>>500364361in EA you could pick gods even if you weren't a clericBut in release, if you pick Cleric as your first class, pick your deity, and then spec into Paladin it will say "Paladin of X deity"
>/bgg/ - Bioware Games General
>>500364684yes
>>500354056The party camp music was better and cohered more with the game's tone:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXNvDzlXqSAI consider BG3 the best RPG ever made, 9.5/10, but what keeps it from a 10/10 in my eyes is the lack of any strong tone. DA:O had both a tighter story than BG3 AND an excellent tone that overlaid everything. The tone was of course, dark and fatalistic. What is BG3's tone? It's dark, especially as Durge, but it's too eclectic, there's too much whimsy and humor. Mixing tones is almost always a bad idea for a narrative work. I can't now even think of a good book or movie that crosses tones as much as BG3 does. Maybe the Sopranos since it's a stealth comedy billed as a drama?
>>500364653I see. I wish they let you pick deity regardless of class.
>>500364435No I really don’t wanna look at it, I’m sure it’s horrible but I’d rather just ignore this shit. I last liked this series when I played the dlc for the first game I don’t wanna see the zombie shamble around. It does not exist to me.I do want them to close so it makes me happy it’s bad.
Bros... I'm scared
>>500364959Put some clothes on him
>>500364959Buddy you’re gonna get raped. Make sure you’re loose enough to not bleed thats how AIDS is spread. And that vampire has a HIGH bodycount.
>>500364959>ass naked at camp>yell at companion from across camp that you want to speak with them>do not elaborate, do not approach them yourself>simply stand and waitAlphastarion...
>>500365136He was also twirling and juggling a dagger before I grabbed the screenshot
Are /mu/ memes acceptable if /tv/ memes are, just a question?
>>500365427only if I would get them
>[Sorcerer] I am magic incarnate, your petty dagger play is nothing to me…>Astarion disapproves.:^$
>>500364959
>>500345870https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/10061it exists
to qualify as a paladin of x god for dialogues, do you have to play cleric first then paladin, or paladin first?
>>500365887either way worksI just use a mod that lets paladins choose a god as if they were a cleric though
May as well ask here (since I don't trust /crpg/ to be neutral towards Owlcat): How's Rogue Trader?
PC crashed when Raphael said "Come". Am I completely cooked and have to start over? Shouldn't it be on the Steam Cloud or what not?If you haven't caught on, I'm quite the boomer about such stuff, sorry.And what the hell did I miss here once more? Email verification? What now?
Is this armor just some weird flex because of the cost? It doesn't have high AC, it doesn't have any stat bonuses, it's on-use is of questionable worth AND can be used by just putting it on and then unequipping itIs it really just "I have 8k gold sitting around so lemme pick it up">I killed Roah for it
>>500366376> when Raphael said "Come"Well, did you?
>>500367003Maybe I did.
>>500367003Without a boner haha... but seriously, should'av quickly went to options and set down everything low.I always thought it's our PC, but my brother says it's "bad optimisation" on their part. I don't bloody know.
>>500366376first move your saves to the recycle bin and then delete from there too. then run a magnet over your hard drive and it'll be fixed
>>500367343Thanks doing this now
>>500367309What was the error code?
>>500367624It was a quick blackout, no blue screen. Just shut off.Though I did get a green screen?! when I played R6S twice.
>>500367948nvidia or amd?dxgi or vulkan is usually the solution
BAH GAWD YONAS IS HERE AND HE'S ENTERING THE RINGThis bug is making me laugh so hard. I did the fight where he gets killed by the Shadow Curse and at the end he just cured himself and followed us to Last LightNow he and Jaheira are the only ones who didn't die when I killed Isobel
>>500368831Latter and what do you mean? I always played with the first if that is what you're intending to ask or say.
>be me>level 30 archdruid>fought gods>run into a wall of fire and dieIs Jaheira depressed
I cannot die - please... HELP me
whats up with the animations in this scene lmao
>>500371971t. the suicide bomber slave in the House of Hope that I cast Globe of Invulnerability on
>>500364959Easy solution.
What do you do, sisters?
Is good? Or is bad?
Where is Guts-anon?
>>500373396Snitches deserve to suffer.I make her stab herself, every single time, even on my goodest goody characters.
>>500374921Midget Valhalla
I have a lore question. Baldur's Gate is just one city in Faerûn which is just one country on Toril, so do big things happen outside of faerun? Are there children of bhaal running around doing bad shit on the other side of Toril? Or do they have different gods of death over there?
>>500378168>so do big things happen outside of faerun?Yes>Are there children of bhaal running around doing bad shit on the other side of Toril? Probably not in any substantial number, because D&D deities exist in a pantheon with multiple overlapping realms of power rather than absolute power.>Or do they have different gods of death over there?Faerun itself has multiple gods of death. Is your god of death Jurgal or Kelemvor or the Raven Queen or Myrkul or... etc
>>500378594Regarding the gods of death, i guess what I meant was on the other side of the planet does bhaal have any power at all or is he almost physically linked to faerun? If you're originally from faerun but die in kara-tur, who gets dibs on your soul?
>>500379075Bhaal himself is barely a god in Faerun. His power is 1/3rd of Jergal's power. His godly form straight up died (as much as a God can.) The Bhaalspawn are his attempt at tying him to godhood and to spread his essence.>If you're originally from faerun but die in kara-tur, who gets dibs on your soul?Whichever deity you worshipped the most. Gods of Death don't claim everyone who dies.
I love Lae'zel!
Patch 8-9 predictions?
>>500381263balance updates for trickery domain, rogue, and ranger
>>500381263Nonexistent>>500382026Only thing that needs changing is letting Trickery move their duplicate. Everything else is balanced
i dont understand druids. wtf is the trick behind this class? animal forms dont seem particularly useful in combat
does war cleric still default to spending their charges on bonus attacks before any extra attacks from other sources or did they fix that?
>>500384020This seems like an extremely niche scenario that almost no one runs into, anon
>>500383887If you’re land, wild shape is a shit ton of free HPIf you’re spores, you spend your wildshape charges on Symbiotic EntityIf you’re land, you take Tavern Brawler and you’re a full caster with extremely strong summons and buffs but also a very strong melee combatant
>>500384538what?war cleric x fighter is a common buildwhen I last played in patch 3 it was fucked because you'd be forced to spend your war cleric charges before making fighter extra attacksit's not niche it's an oversight that ruins a playstyle
>>500384689i assume the first land is supposed to be moon
>>500384834Whoops, second Land is Moon
>>500383887It's the summoner class. Spore Druid is the best imo because they get the most summons, they don't have to deal with awkward animal forms except for utility and they get to weaponize both their reaction and their bonus action. Moon Druid is fine if you want to focus on animal forms, but they scale badly with items.I fail to see what Land Druid does better than Spore.
>>500384778Patch 3 was a year ago anon>fighter war cleric is a common multiclass is this baitYes you don’t spend bonus actions randomly instead of extra attacks. Check your reactions and make sure your War Priest charges aren’t on auto
>>500384778What's the point of getting and extra attack thrice per long rest when you could just go Fighter 11 and get an extra attack period? 12th level can be Cleric for the bonus attack and Bless I guess.Or if you want to play an holy Warrior Paladin is right there.
>every build or character question is a single bait question that is never followed up by the OP What changed, /bgg/
I don't like how I can't kill Drizzt in BG3. Ruined the game for me.
Noooo you cannot just replenish spell slots on short rests that is not what Wizards of The Coast would want, this is counterintuitive design and goes against the fundamental D&D principles, you need to follow an autistic and forced ruleset designed in 1975. Just run 4 fighters, bards or druids every run if you want to have fun, spellcasters are for the lore, not for enjoying the game.
skill issue
>>500385326war charges aren't reactionsbut I'm glad it's been fixed
Man, solving the property rights encounter while respecting property rights and not being comically evil is a well hidden outcome. You gotta dialog dive forever to get to a peaceful resolution that ends with the man who bought the house living in it. All this ham fisted refugee bullshit is kinda wack.
>>500390556I just kill everyone and let Kelemvor sort 'em out
>>500390556>Shadowheart Disapproves
>>500391461Shadowheart does as she's told or the chastity cage goes back on
>be me>first playthrough>kill Shadowheart to save Aylin>Aylin turns into an Israeli drone, smiting everything around the castle>"cool, she will be very helpful in the next fights">she doesn't help at all during the ground floor attack>she is useless on the fight at the top of the tower>she gets captured like a dog>at the final fight, I spent a whole turn to release her and help me in the fight>she does 16 attacks during the whole fight>15 of them missed>fight ends, she joins in just in time to start stomping>"haha yes, WE did it">every dialogue I have with her after the fight boils down to "haha excuse me, I'm gonna have some lesbian sex">mfw I sacrificed Shadowheart, which has been my healer, my buffer and my tank since act 1, for a useless lesbian angel that won't even join my party
>>500392054???Shart doesn't go through with it if you have good approval and just talk to her enoughyou're retarded
>>500392275???How would anon have known that on his first playthrough? Did you look up a guide so you could metagame your first playthrough? Or did you just save scum to metagame without a guide?
>ended up with fighter laezel againit's so fucking busted
>>500392478>exhaust all possible dialogue so I don't miss anything>my choices tend to gain her approval (at least 70% of the time)>she starts doubting her faith in shar and who she is>get to the penultimate choice>let her make the choice because this is a pivotal moment for her character instead of stepping in like it's my place to decide>she throws the spear into the abyss and has a breakdown over what shar's gonna do to her for this>aylin gives her a new better weapon and promises to tell her about who she really is after we deal with kethericAll I did was just play the game normally and not act like a sperg to her
>>500392054>she doesn't help at all during the ground floor attackShe kills like a half dozen enemies before you even get there, the ground is littered with corpses>he doesn’t buff Aylin>he doesn’t understand that every hit Aylin takes is one you don’t>he doesn’t understand that Aylin can’t die so it’s literally free real estate>he’s badHrmmmm>>500392478You have to be literally retarded or never use Shadowheart for her to kill Aylin on her own lol, you can be absurdly rude to her and she’ll still throw the spear away
>>500392943>he doesn’t understand that Aylin can’t die so it’s literally free real estateShe died just fine on my tactician honor rules. The no heal aura fucks her, it's still worth getting her up though, phase 1 is easy and you have more than enough time.
>>500392845>>500392943I didn't romance Shart on act 1 and her approval was around 70%. After exhausting the dialogue options with her trying to convince her not to do it, I am faced with a 30 DC persuasion check, that even high charisma chars would have trouble beating with low rolls.>She kills like a half dozen enemies before you even get thereOh ye, I should thank her for clearing the lvl 3 Ghouls outside the castle, I forgot about that tactical advantage the lesbian angel provided me with. And I buffed her as well as my party members, she just lost the coinflip almost consistently.>>500393223She can get downed, but not totally die.
>>500393223>She died just fine>it's still worth getting her upthen she's not dead, anon
>>500393540You get her up in phase 1She dies in phase 2 due to the no heal aura.>>500393223 (You)>She can get downed, but not totally die.Yes. It's not worth a full action to get her back up to 1 hp.
>roll mouse wheel down>it goes upIt's over...
>>500393523>After exhausting the dialogue options with her trying to convince her not to do it, I am faced with a 30 DC persuasion check, that even high charisma chars would have trouble beating with low rolls.Lol there it isYou didn't trust her, you tried to persuade her. If you had just let her make her own choice, she would have thrown the spear away. You got got, son. Don't try to convince BPD women of things or they'll do the opposite>Oh ye, I should thank her for clearing the lvl 3 Ghouls outside the castle, I forgot about that tactical advantage the lesbian angel provided me withAlso all of the corpses of True Souls
I wish there was an automatic mode to this game, where all the characters acted as they normally would throughout the story and you just watched it like a D&D movie.
>>500393671>You didn't trust herShe was saying how much she wanted to impale her with the spear... How much it was all about her only purpose and such. And I was supposed to trust her she shouldn't?
that sphear wasn't the only spear she was dreaming about
>>500394205>And I was supposed to trust her she shouldn't?Yes, if you wanted to spare Aylin without a DC 30 check. Otherwise, you accept you’ve brought a Sharran who says her life goal is to kill an angelWelcome to Shadowheart’s story, anon, it’s actually retarded
>>500390556I'm curious about how you chose to approach the grove situation. Don't Kagha and her circle also have "property rights" that should be respected?
>>500390556>tell the owner you’ll sort it out>persuasion check or give 50g to the squatters to leave>tell the owner he has the house backDEEP DELVE
unironically how the fuck was kagha in the wrong? halsin and the refugees only got lucky because of tavhalsin would've been tortured to death and the gobbos would've found the grove and won the battle
>>500394434>Otherwise, you accept you’ve brought a Sharran who says her life goal is to kill an angelShe's been brainwashed her entire life, give her some slack.The bigger problem is that dark justicar shadowheart is just depressing. Ascendant Astarion is a better example of evil choices done right.
>>500392054You're gay.
Goodnight fellow homos
>>500364050we're cooked
Swen shills all of the games under the sun on his twitter and somewhat never mentioned DA4 despite loving DAO. That's all you need to know about veilguard
If Minthara has a million fans, I am one of them.If Minthara has one fan, I am it.If Minthara has no fans, then it means I'm dead.
ded gameded general
>decided to not acquire Shadowheart in this playthrough >talking to Viconia, tell her Shadowheart is dead despite never seeing her die>Jaheira afterwards treats me with disdain as if I personally murdered Shadowheart Swen..
>insufferable goth bitch steals dumb magic box before i met her>magic box saves the party>ugly alien bitch throws a fit about it even though the goth bitch saved her life too>ugly alien bitch wants to fight the goth bitch at camp after her life was saved by the goth bitch>talk the goth bitch down after she sneaks up on the ugly alien bitch>an hour later i meet more alien freaks>i fail a dice roll and the alien bitch snitches on me about the magic box and gets the entire party killedis this the lowest iq character in the fucking game??? i went back to an earlier save file and let the goth bitch kill her
>>500381263Crossplay.
>>500413181wow literally nothing
>>500386469You can play AS Drizzt and repeatedly get yourself killed!
>>500381263Realistically? More mod support. The game is still quite popular on steam, a new class/companion isn't too far fetched either.
>>500413246It is the most important thing for me so I can share this fun game with my FRIENDS!
>>500414117Why are you friends with console kiddies?
>>500405713I hope you remember us when you're done having fun with DA4. I don't know if you've noticed, but this place has gone a little crazy without you lately.
>>500414279>without you
See what I mean?
Why don't you fellas feel like discussing the game anymore? I even posted an animal from the game to spark discussion. Hello? Anyone left here?
What's with this slander against Shadowheart?She was just a pretty woman and had some lively years as a young adult.Nothing wrong with that.
>>500414240Bold assumption that they are the ones on console.
>>500416304So her boyfriend was black? Who cares?
>>500416902>Who cares?insecure dicklets
>>500417225You're a better man than us, anon.
>>500417306He’s a better man.
Good afternoon my wyggas
>>500416902Her boyfriend also turned into a tranny. These writers really can't fucking help themselves can they?
Asking again.On Tactician would it be terribly dumb to go War Cleric 1 > OoV 1 and then start packing levels into OoV or War Cleric or do I need to go 7 Paladin or 5 Cleric before I dip into the other class?
>>500418623Tactician isn't particularly difficult. Even honor mode can be breezed through with a mediocre party. Stop overthinking this.
>>500418770Asking again.On Tactician would it be terribly dumb to go War Cleric 1 > OoV 1 and then start packing levels into OoV or War Cleric or do I need to go 7 Paladin or 5 Cleric before I dip into the other class?
>>500418623What are you seeking to accomplish with the multiclass? Paladin and Cleric don't mix together very well, you would likely be better off going straight through either class.
>>500418870I see you you little faggot.
>let's just be exta and add 50 scrying eyes that you can't kill unless you have an abnormally specific spellWoah, intuitive!!!!
Does anyone else just roll their eyes at all the woke shit? It's almost comical that nearly every romantic relationship between NPCs is same sex.
Life Cleric is comically overpowered with the gloves that give blade ward and the bless ring, and you get those in the first two hours of the game
Falling asleep in Astarion’s arms by the campfire
>>500419229Not really a problem. Debauchery was very common in medieval / ancient days. They would fuck anything that moves.
>>500419229>It's almost comical that nearly every romantic relationship between NPCs is same sex.There's barely any on screen romance to begin with except for your own. Devs are too afraid of upsetting the player these days, can't have companions hooking up or going full wingman.
>>500419529>medievalYou mean when it was punishable by death and hard labor?
>>500419092I just yeeted them outside the map or into chasms.
>>500419725Exactly why it was punishable by death and hard labor. They don't ban something unless people keep doing it.
>>500419092If you don't have shatter on your prepared spell list, you can use chromatic orb as well. If you lack both of those, you can use thunderwave. If you don't have that either, then there are scrolls for these spells. If you lack that as well, then you can pick up and toss the eye into water.I honestly wouldn't call thunderwave or shatter esoteric. Thunderwave is great to have on your spellcasters because it is good to use defensively if someone threatens you, and shatter can open doors and rubble walls as well. With this game's emphasis on shoving and environmental hazards, having what is also essentially a giant aoe shove is good.
>>500419529>>500419887>american education
>>500419229Most of it is just white noise. I don't really care whether two deep gnomes are gay, so it has no effect on my perception of the game. There is a notable lesbian couple in Aylin and Isobel, but they are well-written, beautiful, and I don't see that as "woke."
Burning Gale (male) at the stake in camp after he dares to make a move on me (male)
>>500419989they're well written?
>>500419989>PARDON ME, HERO, CAN'T TALK FOR YOU SEE I MUST BONE MY BELOVED IMMEDIATELY. GOOD DAY.>Oh tee hee stop it>well-written
>>500420037me whenever a man tries to talk to me
>The mouse smiled brightly: >it outfoxed the cat! >Then down came the claw >and that, love, was that.Good afternoon /bgg/:Waifus, HusbandosLove & Harmony.
>>500420465so real nonny
>>500419948>whole catholic church is based on pedophilia and faggotry>greatest emperors and philosphers were gayGo read a book and stop browsing wikipedia before I fuck your ass gayboy.
>>500419989>but they are well-written
For me for half-elves it's a close tie between 2, 3, and 4. 2 and 4 are hot and 3 is cute.For elves though 3 is the most attractive to me. Larian got a supermodel to come in for a face scan. 5 is second place. Drow share the same faces with other full elves as far as I can tell.I don't really like most of the humans, 6 is the clear winner imo.For gith, 2 is my favorite. 4 is the worst, possibly in the entire game.For teiflings I like 2.For halflings definitely 1. I don't like most of the others.For gnomes I like 1 and 2, 1 is the overall winner.I’m trans btw if that matters
>For mestopped reading
woke would be most of the couples in the game being gay, which is not the case lol
>>500421010It was worthwhile so you missed out.
Does Lunkbug ever say "As your husband, I was so worried about you" to Beldron at Grymforge? I can swear he said it in my playthrough, but in the two videos I found on youtube he only says "I was so worried about you". In my playthrough I think I saved Barcus, but then forgot to talk to him or something, so now he is considered dead, so he wasn't at Grymforge. Could it be that his absence expanded the scene between Lunkbug and Beldron, resulting in Lunkbug explicitly saying "as your husband"? Or did he say that in another scene and I'm misremembering?
Gale's packing quite a few hyena ears there
the schizo really did just repeat a bait post from a day ago about healing being overpowered and then copy pasted one of mintharafags old posts out of the blue and out of context immediately after. I used to think you guys were crazy going on about a thread schizo boogeyman but now I've seen it for myself
>>500421217the gays are at it again
>>500421290I am just showing off the cyclical nature of 4chan chud.
>>500421290>Everything I don’t like is BAITfuck you retard you ruined this general.
>>500421194One of them says to stop worrying, and the other responds with "I'm your husband, it's my job" or something to that effect. It's at the same part of the game but the line is slightly different. They say both as ambient dialogue after the Nere fight.
>>500421290A child’s response to a genuine questionNever change /bgg/
>>500421194Yes.
>>500421194BELDRON, CAN YOU KILL ME, BELDRONI hate these midget twerps, I always have Nere incinerate their brains before I toss him into the chasm.
Wtf
Spent a good couple of moments summoning some extra help and casting longstrider on all of them just for Cazador to one shot all of them with call lightning because they take so long to follow that they were all bunched up on the stairs.
Just finished my Wyll playthrough. This character is ass. I hope they fix him when they do DE.
>>500421290>BaitHealing is OP though.
>>500421337time is a flat schizo
>>500421841ur mom is flat
I'm playing on balanced difficulty and wondering about my party compI don't wanna be a power-gamer so I'm not too worried, but I also don't want to get hard stuck against a boss or something eithercurrently:>paladin/warlock>cleric/monk>bard/fighter>ranger/rogue
>>500421968Balanced difficulty is almost impossible to lose if you have even room temperature IQ. As long as you aren't doing something extremely stupid like skipping your main stats and not getting your martials to 5 for extra attack, you're fine. If you want specific advice for those builds, I can give it, but I'm certain you're fine.
>>500422234Tactician is very easy already, so how incredibly easy is balanced?
Sooo how long until divinity in space gets revealed and then enter early access?
>>500422413game development is 5-10 years.don't hold your breath.
>>500422413>balanced difficult is almost impossible to lose>how incredibly easy is balanced?
What the fuck is this gameplay, my mind is so fucked. I loved Original Sin 1 and 2 but I'm on the verge of uninstalling this game.So I have TWO swords. One in each hand.I can only attack with ONE?I can make an off-hand attack with my second sword ONCE per short rest? So essentially once per combat?What the fuck am I wielding two swords then, what the fuck???!!!
it's cute these two little twigs think they can beat me in a fight
>>500422434around 2026 for the early access, 1 year earlier for the reveal
>>500422657the bonus action is a new larian thing, it doesn't exist in 5e. pots and whatnot are meant to take a full action, offhand attacks taking a bonus action is a contrivance too.
Im not sure what an alternative could be off the top of my head but I think one of the biggest problems with Shart is that Shar is a comically evil god and no sane person would worship her. When you walk through Grymforge other companions are basically spitting on the corpses of the Justiciar you see and saying they deserve it. You can't have your quirky likable reddit waifu and also an assassin of the murder god that wants the whole universe to suffer and every normal living being would rather see killed on the spot. She needs a more nuanced belief system
>>500422816>ROOOAAARRR, WHERE ARE THE GOODBERRIES
>>500422908>>500422657what the fuck are you even talking aboutdo you have dual weilding feat?
>lvl 5 spell that you can cast once per long rest>25% chance to hit>even if it lands it's 40-100 dmg RNG cancer and it will always land on 40dmg but it wont be even 40dmg it will be 22dmg because the enemies have this and thatWhat a bullshit pointless system they created by discouraging people to try new and interesting builds. There's pretty much 2 spells in the game that work everything else is pick your flavor of what you want to miss with or get resisted.
>>500422940Pay attention to the fucking story dipshit. I'm all for hating on waifus, but Shart is the only character whose blind faith makes sense.
>>500422434I think there's a small chance of the game getting revealed at some point next year with a CGI trailer or something
>>500423129Sounds like there might be a skill issue in play
>>500423129Which spell are you talking about? There aren't many things in the game that are just plain unusable.
>check mail>some loan check in it>just cash the check and its yours>69.99% interest rateSounds like a lot of interest, but its actually really affordable when you have no intentions of ever making a payment. Time to go score some beer and meth for a long week of playing Baldur's Gate 3
>>500423472>just cash the check and its yoursis that actually a thing? i doubt they can legally enforce repayment if you don't sign a contract
Minthara Baenre is a character in the 2023 game Baldur's Gate 3. She is a drow Paladin who serves the game's antagonist and is a central villain in the first act. Emma Gregory voices the character.
Most of these random posts above are copypasted. I've been guilty of copypasting old posts I stumbled on and found amusing before, so I can't be too hypocritical about this. It's a matter of frequency; the copycat schizo is just a very bored spammer.
>>500423129>chud is probably using a CON save against a Minotaur, a INT save against Lorroakan or a WIS save against Balthazarlearn to use your spell attacks before complaining
>>500423743Kys
>>500423740>goes into the archives…..Timmy….
>>500419092Shove is neither a spell nor abnormally specific
>>500423836Fucking God when isn’t Mintharafag involved?
>>500423740>Copying posts is only okay when I DO IT….>IT JUST IS OKAY
>>500423941He’s always involved. He’s like an infestation of you-know-whats
Stfu about the namefags, talk about the blade.
The schizo has so few defining characteristics, it could just be slopfag again.
As I said, it's a matter of frequency.Posting screenshots of your run? Fine.Doing it 2000 times over 3 months like Pea? Not acceptable.Modding your game to your liking? Fine.Turning it into your entire thread personality and forcing your slop on everyone like the worthless pig fuck? Not acceptable.Do notice the schizo copypasting started not long after the ritual "Love & Harmony" shitpost. I just think that's interesting.
>>500424284Wyll is a subhuman that for months suffered the negative influence of a BULLY general, which constantly abused him, and which WARPED his nature. When Wyll distances itself from his sloppy routine, he demonstrates and understands that, while remaining faithful to his Beta Male and Pussyfaggot nature, it is also possible to be completely society's waste, maintaining his Monkey aspect
Talk about Gryll
>>500424428I love that pig
Doing a Life Cleric Durge run. What other silly mismatched builds can I do?
>>500424579Druid/Monk
>>500424579Why does your durge heal
>>500424758Healing is OP
>>500424428Remember how yesterday you bitched about it starting before his ritualpost you mindbroken faggot?
>>500424776but why, you are a murderhobo
>>500424915I also get stabbed in the cock while out on a walk
>>500415054>>500415456>>500423740>>500424428you do realize your filenames aren't mimicking the 4chan extension correctly right
Lets get SLOPPY in here
>>500425107Now why would you go and tell him that
>>500425107>He didn’t even catch everyone at onceGet better skills detective or I’m taking you off the Kira-Case.
>>500422657You are supposed to be able to make off-hand attacks with a bonus action once each turn. You're doing something wrong
>>500424893There's no contradiction. My entire theory isn't invalidated because the swine's ritual shitpost is early, or delayed. Whenever it arrives, schizoposting soon follows. I just think that's intriguing.
Is everyone in /bgg/ fucking retarded? I've never been here before, I just wanted to talk about the game, but holy fucking shit you guys are awful. Hopefully I just came at a bad time.
>>500425562it's always like this
>>500425562It's been like this for about a year, with some exceptions.
>>500323256where do I get this mod and can you do one for karlach with standard female body and more feminine face?
>>500359659show the neil autograph
>>500425382>t. schizoposter
>>500359925>has 7 million horny fangirls >is gay
>>500425969Yes, get out while you can
>>500425562You came at the perfect time
Is the real whiner even here anymore or is it only Silfypedo impersonating him now?
>>500426152Will the REAL silfyped please stand up?
>>500426120He has a child he didn't buy it
>>500425562We have our ups and downs. The thing is that we're a small group of regulars, so if one shitposter decides to act up and take the thread hostage with its shitposting, there's not much you can do. Spamming slop or schizo copypasting old posts is technically "on-topic," after all. Best you can do is try again later.
>>500425861he signed as both Astarion and himself which I found cute
>>500426334what did he write I can't read that
>>500426239I thought we stood by our word in this gen.He saw roleplaying as an aspect that helped him decide his builds, his way of creating the characters, and through combat he began to better understand not so much how the game works, but the mentality of his characters. Roleplaying is not something as demanding as going on stage and playing an actor, it should be more natural, even if in such a large game, FOMO is around the corner.
>>500426120nigga gay but has a wife and child hmm
Anyone want to play multiplayer this morning?
>>500426472Nobody said whether his wife is female or male tho
>>500426432left is his signature and right is love astarion
>>500426120Neil is ugly and he looks like every washed out rock star
>>500426578No
>>500426673no way that means love it's just an h
>>500424579Reclass Astarion to a strength melee build, especially barbarian, for laughs.Monk Karlach isnt too off spec but is fun.
>>500426698I think he’s an attractive man
I love Neil Uglyborn
>>500425969go on talk about the game then
>>500426840you should see ones where he writes quotes that shit is unreadable lol
>>500427202cute print though! did you also get to talk to him? what did he say
>>500427001You like uglies
>>500423815 sounds this one hit too close to home huhunlike your spells LMAO
>>500427485I hope you get eaten by animals
>>500427485Maybe it was his post that got copied
>>500427352yeah! I was cool right up until it was my turn in line and my brain just bluescreened so I didn’t get to say all that I wanted to. But he’s really nice and very talkative, I got to hug him and he smells good lmao
FUCK YOU SWEN VINCKE
>>500427352I wanted to be le quirky and different so I brought up his warframe character and then he talked in that voice for a bit lolalso hearing the Astarion laugh irl is surreal
>>500426152I think the real whiner disappeared a lot of months ago. Now its just impersonators trying to stir shit up whenever they want: see how they attack me, or pea, or both, depending on when they wake up (they don't have a regular sleeping schedule like most schizo) and just see what sticks to the wall.Sad, really. But here we are, I guess.>>500425969It's always like this but we can still discuss the game, unfortunately the less attention the schizo gets, the more he shits up the thread so in ther twisted mind, discussing the game is "posting wordslop" and other inane FOTM buzzword.
>>500428078the pea spam actually is annoying
>deflecting and throwing a retarded theory into the wild to deflectclassic pigfuck
>>500428336totally
The swine's been here for months. If it wanted attention, it would have already put on a name. It doesn't want to and it won't do it just because you can't contain yourself from interacting with things that bother you. What kind of disorder is this? Leave it alone and suck on this drow.
>>500428078You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, fake non-canon to have to us who think and reason? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh.
If I wanted attention I would have
>>500428339Cry more, whiner. MODBVLLS are here to stay.
>>50042864550 million really shadowheart downloads
>>50042864>50 MillionWow is that the number of unique downloadshttps://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524will have in two more weeks?
>Days since /bgg/ bitched about Slopfriend: 0never change
>>500428760based>>500428732cringe
>please don't attack the poow widdle spamming Pea dumping 100+ screenshots a threadThe worthless pig fuck shows its true colors. It's okay, because Pea's alright. If you can accept that kind of spam, surely you can accept its slop.
>>500316453the refugees in the sewers being killed by bhaal fagscan you save them? they just run and die to the traps
Fuck Marry KillSlopfag Pea Whiner
Gaze upon my sexy ugly young old manwife and shudder in ecstasy
>>500428995honestly i don't know the difference between the slopfag and the whiner and at this point i'm afraid to ask.
>>500428987Be faster
>>500429109Slopfag posts retarded shit and the whiner reposts said retarded shit to garner attention, it's a ying yang situation with a lot of sexual tension and they have better chemistry than most bg3 companions
>>500428995Fuck Marry KillPea Gortashhog Cuckfag
It’s not what /bgg/ did to the slopfag, it’s that they did it to him
>>500428995Pee for all 3
I think it’s funny that Mintharafag has never once bitched about being falseflagged as
>>500429316A child will burn the village to feel its warmth
>>500429498I completely agree.
>>500429498lmao
>>500429446He has it heavily ingrained in his mind to "ignore le bullies and not give them the attention they crave". From all the the bullying he inevitably received in school of course.But as we know, this method clearly does not work
>>500428053he wore black nailpolish at mcm, it looked so slutty and great
>>500429804NO NO YOU DIDNT SAY THAT!!
Just met Swen and his wife at my local sex club how should I break the ice?
>>500429948Put on your ‘Halsin’s cub’ t-shirt and go schmoooooooove in on ‘em.
>>5004298042000 images in 3 months is only 20 posts a day on average.
>>500429948Just walk up and put your face in his wife's muff
>>500430070With some outliers like your big post on CD meltie
>>500429948"I saw you across the lube pool and like your vibes. Wanna see my Bad Dragon Flint cock sheath?"
>>500429948Ask them if the space game has any cute men
>>500430070if you chose your images more carefully and actually created engaging content you'd have less people complaining. blogposting is a skill, which you clearly lack.
>>500430181What even caused that? Getting called a troon?
>>500430272there's literally only a single fat fuck complaining no one cares about P
Which companions are participating in No Nut November?
>>500430272>blogposting is a skillI detect liesa lying suine
>>500430181?
>>500426120He looks like the kind of voice actor who it'll come out that he groomed and fucked underage fans. It's always this type.
>>500429695omg at the panel he wore a skirt and manspreaded so his legs were on full display he’s a very slutty man
>>500430350most people have had the tripfag filtered for a long time.
>>500430389Gale duh
>>500430389GaleKarlachMintharaWyll (No Nut Year)
>>500430418Oh no you don’t get to pretend that didn’t happen! Remember when you WORDLESSLY spammed for like 3 days straight.
Man Whiner is a retard.
>>500430495i feel like that's almost every day.
>>500430309Yeah the drowposter called him a name or something and he freaked out.
>>500430601the only person that gives him attention is the guy that he complains about every single day
>>500430431god I wish I was underage
me on the right
>default female half orc has a peniswhy swen
See how the whiner becomes all sweet and fuzzy when talking about the namefag, or when there's people talking about him: he must love to be what he says to hate.Truly a Sharranic behaviour>the only metadiscourse that matters is mine
So you're upset because I'm posting images of my game in a video game general thread on an imageboard.
who does he think he is
>>500431057astarion
>>500430953Jenny...
>>500431057stop freakspreading in my general
>only 2 years left before the next larian's game is revealedGolly
start frogposting in my general
>>500431554Stop posting off topic garbage, chud. /crpgg/ is THAT way.
I’m the third in slopfag and whiner’s marriage
>>500431770 and im the nooticer in their marriage!
Why does IT wanna ruin this general?
>>500432024Dave from IT hates bg3
>>500431770>>500431894There's no marriage, there's no poly bullshit: can't you just act NORMAL for once!?
>>500432024Ruining this general is like stepping in shitYeah, the turd might be "ruined" but Im more worried about my shoe
>>500432120YOU HAVE BOTH HELD THIS GEN HOSTAGE FOR MONTHS
>>500432313>>500432313>>500432313
>>500431770Wtf like Pee they do poly?
>>500432120the intellectual dissonance demonstrated in falseflagging problems by attributing them to other people is astonishingit's the story of "the boy who cried wolf" but without the wolf and only with a schizo child who does everything by himself
>>500430440he's 100% a bottom
Last for Total Silfypedo death
