Ellyka EditionPC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM>News:Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of very low or very high rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>500316453
First for Gortash rape
>>500432313
jas!
new honor mode run. how should get stuffed by this futa horc?
Missionary with Astarion
Veilguard wonhttps://files.catbox.moe/ivszot.mp4
We love BG3 and will continue supporting larian studios
>>500432468Minthara, you need to cure her TERFness
>>500432549jesus fucking christ.
Good evening /bgg/Waifus, HusbandosLove & Harmony~!
less than 23hrs until /dag/ murders /bgg/ for good
Astarion won
Slopper: ShadowheartWhiner: Lae’zelPea: Karlach schizo: Lae’zel
>>500432761You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, fake non-canon to have to us who think and reason? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh.
ok but why did larian make mindflayers have sexhow do they even do that, they have no reproductive organs
Another thread of Pea spamming and the swine being an attention whore. Time is a flat circle.
>>500432549why does the animation look like that
>>500433028>Time is a flat circle.like Minthara's ass cheeks
>>500433028I'm gonna try to see what the highest number of posts I can achieve in a single thread is.
>>500432635but you lose so much exp on the evil route
>>500432549who on earth looked at the script, saw the same 3 word phrase 80x within two pages, and okayed it.
>>500432798Every.Action.Dag.Takes.Is.Correct.I don’t care that he may have held that cashier up at gunpoint ao the bitch woudl put the fries in thrw bag! Hope needed her Mcmeal and thats his ride or die bottom bitch 4lyfe. It aint murder…
>>500432549this is what they took from you
>>500433353aren't hookers supposed to be hot? literally ungoonable
>>500433028i can filter pea but i can't filter your fucking whiningenough, he has a trip just filter it
>>500432989They may not be reproductive, but they have 4 perfectly good organs of a sort front and centeralso the mental connection potential or whatever
>>500432549
>>500433443>heThey're non-binary
>>500433567Me on the left (I'm a thug hunter)
what would astarion do if wyll came out as nonbinary and asty happened to misgender him?
>>500432798Say whatever you want about /dag/, but at least they're actually discussing the game (even though it's awful), instead of schizoposting about the same 2-3 attention whores on a loop. And they don't have the slopswine.>>500433443You can filter "Pea," "worthless pig fuck," and "(slop)swine." I can't imagine these words come up often outside of my "whining."
>>500433545Time to Pull A Bharv!
start sexualizing neil newbon
>>500434016humiliation ritual
>>500433972the quota has been hit for today maybe try tomorrow
>>500434229god I wish that were me
>>500432435Now slip it in
Reminder that Welch wanted to write trans and nonbinary characters and was interested in incorporating traumas and cheating in video game relationships before leaving Larian
>>500434656I’m a leftist but thats fucking disgusting
>>500434656>incorporating traumas and cheating in video game relationshipswe already have that
Reminder the Whineur has no distinctive personality and may indeed be slopfag trying to get himself over as a thread persona.
>>500434808He's so dreamy...
>>500433972I think women are a little shallow. What does Astarion's voice actor have that other men don't, aside from a pretty face, great hair, a height of at least 5'9, single-digit body fat percentage, just the right amount of muscle, just the right amount of vulnerability, conversational skills, healthy hobbies, a sense of humor, and presumably an okay amount of sexual experience?
>>500432549>the straight white guy player character remaining silent, being humble, and listening Rofl this shit is so cooked
>>500434943>the mc
>>500434924Funny. Cute. Canon.
Just remember the worthless pig fuck defends Pea and think its spamming is alright. It's interesting how shitposters stick with each other.
>It's interesting how shitposters stick with each otherAint that just the way of things.
>>500435092The entire game is like sitting through that one leftist elective everyone was forced to take
As I said, it's a matter of frequency.Posting screenshots of your run? Fine.Doing it 2000 times over 3 months like Pea? Not acceptable.Modding your game to your liking? Fine.Turning it into your entire thread personality and forcing your slop on everyone like the worthless pig fuck? Not acceptable.Do notice the schizo copypasting started not long after the ritual "Love & Harmony" shitpost. I just think that's interesting.
>>500434656but those are all in the game, astarion and shadowheart are traumatized
>whiner: please please PLEASE give me attention!>meanwhile, me and my toons enjoying Act 3Never roleplay as a fullschizo. Never walk that stage with a r-word script. Never lose control to thread personality FOMO.Be a decent human being! L&H
Another worthless attention whore post. Next.
>uninstall all mods and export to game>game still lets me add more than three companions to partywhy
>wfw (whiner's face when) somebody discuss the game, post pictures, talk to each other instead of giving him attentionlamo (lmao+lame)
>>500429446That's because the namefag has class. Unlike a certain sloppy swine.
>>500429446Yes he has
>>500436181WHO could possibly be behind this post
>>500436090gods he's lame
>>500434656They hit the trans quota, they made the title female romance besties with a transgender. Nonbinary is in the game because you can select they/them pronouns. Durge, Shadowheart, Halsin, and Astarion are sexually/traumatized. Gale was groomed as a child, Karlach was sold as a slave
You see through my mask, pretty little flesh-thing.
basedhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/n5Er1fk_OhI
>>500436297The namefag has the quorum, alas. He's beneath this.
>>500436376that’s pretty tame desu
>>500435738>Never Roleplay as a fullschizoI like roleplaying. Its fun, ya know. Like whenever my character is faced with a decision, their choice is obvious. I know what they like and what they dislike, how their past has shaped them into the person they currently are. The things they value and how theyd respond when different values begin to conflict inside them. I never regret any decision one of my characters makes, because in their eyes, that was the only choice to make.I remeber after the Hag fight, fucking Ilmatari got the surrender cutscene. Unfortunately that meant not getting the scalp. She couldnt risk mayrina in an attempt to barter with the hag, much less accept the deal as-was. So, no-deal. Lost one few asi sources in the game and dont regret it one bit. If I had played that out any lther way it would have compromised Ilmatari's character, reducing her to just another game piece on the board.
>>500436975You're a half decent person when you stop your drug fueled ramblings and talk about the game.In another life, I would have liked to discuss BG3 and do laundry with (You), even after all you did.
>>500436759>Life is conflict.Very reminiscent of a Lae'zel line. They would get along well.
>>500437163>[5. Leave]
>>500437168I get white girl wasted every fucking night and smoke 2 packs a day. S my pp. This is the real niggas general. Some nigga acting crazy in the parking lot and I pull out the tre duce and start lettin loose, ya feel me?
>>500437369>Traash at home
>>500436960That’s a good thing seeing what happened to Dragon Age. I don’t think the abuse was handled well and aside from Durge, it didn’t add all that much to the game
3 days without /bgg/, can you imagine??For sharing a picture of Shart, Frog, and another chick. Wowo.You know, I might get mad if there was off topic garbage, bestiality, cuckschizo spam posted here 24/7but I'm glad they're so uncompromising in drawing a linethanks, jannies.
>>500436975The worthless pig fuck is actually replying to schizopasta now. Can you imagine that level of desperation?
>>500437736can you guys stop nagging for 3 seconds?
>>500437848Let me understand, your intention for this post was to explain the nature of your thoughts so as not to raise further doubts about your sanity?Hmm..And, to understand even better: is this "pig" always the cause of your discomfort?
>>500437736The game is the game. It is not the voice actors' friendship. It is not the writers' personal lives. It is not what Swen had for lunch. Getting pissy about very much off-topic shit getting deleted is just further evidence the swine is not here to talk about the game, but treat the general as some kind of chat room. Which female character besides your waifu do you think had the best voice performance? For me, it's Arwen.
>>500438190Things that trigger me. By me.1. Vagueposting. Schizoposting.2. Posting stupid bullshit instead of just thinking for a minute, e.g., what is this obvious thing you're talking about, do you have a source for this shit that everyone who played more than 2 hours knows. I immediately scrunch my face up Tav-style (mocking you, not as an affliction of my own).3. Posting gimmick memes like missionary with Astarion, weave sex with God Gale, etc.4. Posting stupid baits like "Why do people hate <very popular thing>" and thinking you'll outfox me just by being a bitch.3. Posting only pastas without any attempt at originality.4. Samefagging accusations. No, moron, it doesn't work. No really, let me show you. See, watch. Yeah, exactly. Bitch.5. Not conceding when dead lost. Yeah maybe you'll eventually bore me to death just like your favorite namefag, haha. You fucking nerd.6. Denying me a (You).7. Ignoring me without even denying me a (You).6. Not replying to me when I'm being actively aggressive. You are literally soulless.7. Replying lightning fast like you're the hottest shit alive and that shit is natural, heh.8. Being a milquetoast nonentity with no backbone at all and pointing out a small typo like you're the hottest shit alive. No (You) of course.9. Telling me you're ESL when I'm being abusive. Yeah I think you can read what I'm calling you, bitch.10. Declining to argue with me.11. Immediately agreeing to argue with me like you're the hottest shit alive and not scared at all.12. Agreeing to argue with me belatedly, as if rolling your eyes.13. Being first to argue with me. Yeah, you're not the namefag, bitch, I win by force.
I count 19 schizos
You don't quote the post directly which demonstrates your egocentric mania. You've always been nothing more than that, a nuisance, a nobody with nothing to say.
>>500438335I think it's just two. Or one with a 4chan pass. It's really fast, you have to give it that.
>>500438474Fr tho I’ve counted 4
>>500438474>It’s ALL two guysWill you ‘people’ ever get tired of spreading this lie, you’re no better than the swine.
Wait WHAT????WHAT??????????????WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK?????????????I LITERALLY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING AT ALL. AND IT'S A GAME OVER FOR ME??? DUDE WHAT IS THIS SHIT???????
>>500438749Try turning it on and off again.
>>500438474I think it’s four but I don’t pay too much attention
>>500438705The elusive and silent Frog poster...
>>500437736grim
>>500437516Astarion’s abuse was handled respectfully and with care, Halsin’s however was done horribly and why even include it at all with the way it was handled, very weird choice by them
Did someone mentionASTARION’S ABUSE?????????
>>500438994>Astarion’s abuse was handled respectfully>but of course tav I would love to join the nearest orgy and let you fuck around with another man sex slaves are nothing but sex positive <3
>>500439052
>>500438109>Which female character besides your waifu do you think had the best voice performance? For me, it's Arwen.For me, it's Minthara. The Galadriel of video games.
Baldur's Gate 3 is one of the deepest, most philosophical games ever written. It starts by asking you to consider the value of a single mortal life, seemingly for no particular reason, then ensures you remember your answer 100 hours later. A timeless masterpiece that will be studied for decades to come. Truly the Lord of the Rings (movies) of video games... for now.
Repost the truth once or twice, and you will be called obsessed. I just think that's interesting. Don't you fellas think making fun of Astarion's sexual abuse past is hilarious?
>>500439052Would you drink blood that has been tainted by ghaik genes?Because House Oblodra tapped mind flayer ass back in Menzoberranzan.What? Astarion's past of sexual abuse? Yes, yes, of course...I relate to him because I'm more of a Finesse guy, haha.
>>500439192
>>500439184He dissociates during the orgy btwBut yeah I admit the Halsin poly is a bit weird, but it was forced into the game unfortunately. The scene makes it sounds like Astarion thinks it’s a one time thing since at the point in the romance he’s holding off on sex completely but meanwhile Halsin is describing it as a whole relationship. Complete miscommunication
>>500438994I don’t think so, he’s an abuser himself and this is barely acknowledged outside of a few “aggressive” dialogue choices. He never shows remorse and is systemically hypocritical. I understand some people might react that way, but “respectfully” isn’t the word I would choose to describe this
It's uphttps://youtu.be/Q2zzFYSd3qY?si=07D1Gc4QKPdJjn36
>Astarion is treated as a SA survivor because of Cazador’s bites and abuse>he tries biting you without your consent in the middle of the night and literally kills you by doing itWhat did Larian mean by
>>500439860cute
>>500440028the fact that you can't stop the fuckfest while your SO is having PTSDs is all you need to know about the way larian treats traumas in Act 3 lol
>>500439810I never said something in favor of sexual abuse, that's beneath me.Has your brain been raped by your uncle recently?
Interesting. Am I misrepresenting meaning again by copypasting words?
>>500440097His more "gentle" nature was not yet revealed at that point, because he had yet to reach the city and remember its colors.
>>500440245ugh the entire orgy part is a disaster
Whether Astarion deserves redemption is a nuanced question and largely depends on one's perspective and interpretation of his character arc in "Baldur's Gate 3." Here are some points to consider.Arguments for Astarion's Redemption:1. Victim of Circumstance: Astarion was forcibly turned into a vampire spawn and subjected to centuries of servitude and abuse by his master, Cazador. His cruel actions can be seen as a result of his traumatic experiences and lack of free will.2. Capacity for Change: Throughout the game, players have the opportunity to influence Astarion's behavior and decisions. He shows moments of vulnerability and the potential for growth, suggesting that he can change if given the right guidance and support.3. Search for Freedom: Astarion's primary motivation is to gain freedom from his master's control. His journey can be viewed as a quest for autonomy and self-discovery, which are key elements of a redemption arc.Arguments against Astarion's Redemption:1. Dark Actions: Astarion has committed many morally questionable and outright evil acts, both under Cazador's control and independently. Some might argue that his actions are too severe to be forgiven, regardless of his circumstances.2. Manipulative Nature: Even as a companion, Astarion can display manipulative and self-serving tendencies. These traits might make it difficult for some players to see him as genuinely deserving of redemption.3. Moral Ambiguity: Redemption typically involves acknowledgment of wrongdoing and a desire to make amends. Depending on how players guide Astarion, he might not fully embrace this path, leading to questions about the sincerity of his redemption.
>>500440681I can fix him
>hey I heard Karlach from bg3 is pretty popular what should we do?>I got just the right idea...
>>500440883I told you not to do this to me
>>500440498This is the only good pasta
>>500440883Does Taash fingers you too?
>>500440996The only pasta that matters is this one>>500439253chudfaggot.
Imagine dating Shadowheart, helping her survive Shar, then taking her to a brothel and being like “pleasssse the madam is offering us the special for free come on baby” and the best she can do is force you to a compromise: your first time together cannot include a prostitute orgyImagine dating Astarion, being taken advantage of by him, learning about his past, then taking him to a brothel, hitting on a male prostitute, and being like “this sounds fun…you’re ok with this right?” and then getting fucked by another man while Astarion watches and pretends to like it, his eyes glazing over and his heart sinking to the core of the earth
>>500440883Karlach is cute though, Taassh is hideous
>>500441262>directed by swen vincke
>>500441297Taash is White however
>>500441262The brothel scene mindbroke trillions
We honestly don't know much about Astarion's life before the events of the game, other than the things he himself tells us so he's a classic case of an "unreliable narrator". Nor do we know if Cazador chose him as a target because of his position of power, or because he was a lover of the good life and therefore an ideal "hunter of prey".Astarion is a classic case of a narcissistic personality and at the beginning of our adventure we also see some sociopathic aspects of him: lies, abuse of trust when he tries to bite us during the first nights at the camp, almost total absence of empathy.As the story progresses, albeit through selfish actions again, such as the considerations through the cult of the Absolute or his reactions of "Astarion disapproves" when we selflessly help someone.However, as happens with Rolan, the vampire witnesses much better examples of leadership than what he experienced and suffered with Cazador: for example with Araj, when the party could benefit from a great boon, if we refuse the offer Astarion is amazed, but grateful for having listened to him. He almost doesn't conceive that such an action is possible, after years spent thinking only of his own interest, to survive. Again, when the nature of the inscription on his back is revealed to him with Raphael.There is a difference between having a high opinion of yourself, to the point of holding a mirror with you even if you don't have a reflection as a vampire; and being a hunting machine with a constant "fleet or fight" sense activated for 200 years.
>>500441420They are grey, actually.
>>500441420Trash is grey and the qunari are like muslims.
The game discussed in this general is now completely different from the experience I hadwtf is this schizo mindbroken arena
>>500441262omg can you actually trigger the orgy with shart before you fuck in act 3if so that’s insane lol
>>500441262This is why I love Gale>ugh I know we share something special but maybe we could spice things up ;)>Baby we’re through >w-what? >Girl I’m out. That shit nasty *a single tear of disappointment trickles down his cheek* I will never forget what we had
surely this counts as spamming/flooding by nowbut having namejannie is like not having any
>>500441546>>500441645Yes, Taash is English coded
>>500440996I'm partial to this one:>Astarion is a character who for centuries suffered the negative influence of a bully master, who constantly abused him, and who perverted his nature. When Astarion distances himself from Cazador's clutches, he demonstrates and understands that, while remaining faithful to his narcissistic and opportunistic nature, it is also possible not to be completely society's waste, maintaining his human aspect of him.Endlessly parodiable. What's funny is that the slopswine thought it was actually insightful back then.
>larian's producer follows milo yiannopoulos, an alt right misogynist on twitter>swen follows elon muskuhhhh how have they not been canceled yet?
>>500441687Nah you get the dialogue as described, you attempt to pressure her into participation, she resists, and then finally agrees but only after you have your first time together. It’s evil imo
>>500441823HAVE WE ESTABLISHED INTENT TO SHIT POST HAVE we dOOOOOONE IT WILL THE JANNY FINALLY ARRIVE AND SAVE ME FROM THE INTENT TO SHITPOST AaaaaAAAUUGHHHDHH INTENT TO SHI-
>>500440681I'm proud of chatgpt. It correctly distinguished Astarion's primary motivation of freedom, rather than the common misconception of power.
>Pea dumping 100+ screenshots in a single thread>"You're alright, Pea.">a few copypastas mocking the pig (among others)>WOW WHAT ARE THE JANNIES DOINGI just think that's interesting - and hypocritical.
Astarion actually thinks very little of himself, it breaks my hearthttps://youtu.be/zf-AN4C5x5E?si=lnsxHQ99JeF_4WQa
>>500442384Asty is soooo pathetic, I love it
>>500442384He’s motivated by insecurity desu. My drow mistress is abusive and cold and he’s deeply in love with her
I think swine, whiner, and pea should makeout while taking meds
>>500441859You never explained what you find strange about it, during all these months: I find it very peculiar, especially since you seem to have been obsessing about this specific post. Especially for the recursive tautologies you use in externalizing your (others') thoughts.>repetition compulsions can stem from attachment issues or obsessive-compulsive disorder
>>500442606dont forget namefag
>Just two more days and this thread will get great again
I don't owe worthless pig fucks an explanation, since worthless pig fucks are only here to waste time.>It's still funny as fuck how that Astarion thing got under your skin.>By the way, isn't Astarion being a SA survivor hilarious? Do you think he enjoyed the rape? haha.
>>500442885Are the schizos at all interested in gayguard
>>500442597>200 years a slave>finally break free>the first person you meet is a drow that has never heard the word “no” once in her entire life I almost feel bad for the guy
>>500441670Pretty sure everybody had a rushed buggy badly written experience though
>>500442227I'm proud of you. You actually care about characters beyond your waifu. You don't joke about harming children or sexual abuse for a cheap punchline.
>>500442895I'm basically talking to an infant. I accept your whiny, snot-nosed surrending concession.I can't believe you and the namefag have the same brain, wow. Deafening.
>>500443195He’ll never succ ya cuh’ not like my perfect lil’ gal righhhhhht here she got that danng ol cancer kxidei stick that makes the mouth extra slippyery
I will always love him
>>500443054He deserves it
Whine about it some more, swine. The original posts are there for everyone to find in The Archives.
>>500443195the only punchlines the namefaggot knows are the cocaine ones he gets after getting punched in the head
>>500443418Same
>>500443598So the months of personal, racist insults and slurs and suicidal post directed at me (you can also find those in the archive) instead did not shock you, as you typed them without your name. Gasp! Curious, truly peculiarly intriguing...something about being an hypocritical schizoid, or something. I wouldn't know tho, I have art deco rum.>using the w wordlol
It’s a MATTER of FREQUENCY
>>500442895You seem to spend a lot of time preserving, spreading the word of someone you claim is uselesssurely your life doesn't have the same idiosyncrasies, does it? after all you spend so much time here I doubt you have time to do anything elsetruly a life well spent
Rogue trader was my runner up for game of the year, but I only have 70 hours in it because I played it once and now I'm waiting for dlc.Meanwhile, I have almost 1700 hours in bg3 and I'm playing it over several times already, and I'm still planning on playing more.I think the main difference and the reason for this disparity is that bg3 is finished, whereas Owlcat notoriously takes a year or more to bugfix their games and their dlc generally add to the game and warrant a new playthrough so lots of people (me included) just wait for the second playthrough.A second contributing factor is that bg3 multiplayer is popular in most of my friend groups including non-dnd ones, whereas not a soul outside specifically my 40k group has even touched Trader.So if a bg3 fan is looking for another game to play, and they're already played DA1 and Divinity, Rogue Trader would be my third suggestion. It has cool waifus, cool husbandos, great turn based gameplay, reasonable voice acting, and lots of story branches and decisions. Ah, and very importantly, excellent music, one of the primary strengths of DA1 and bg3. Many of the same things we enjoy from bg3. What it lacks however is cinematics and animated cutscenes. Also not every line is voice acted, it's more of an important scenes thing. But all in all, it's pretty good considering it had a tiny fraction of bg3's budget.
Sigh
>Stop BULLYING me by reposting my own words>Actually, it's so funny when you repost my own words because imitation is the sincerest form of FLATTERY that mediocrity can pay to greatness.I just think that's funny.
>>500441543almost better than anything the mintharafat postedsee >>500444481
>>500444481Who asked??
>>500444595It's almost as if you're trying hard to understand the opposite of what they're telling you.I aspire reaching the same level of delusional cuckoo head
Ya'll want some goodberries?
Start with character ai website. It's easy to use, doesn't require local programs, and is free. It has pretty good knowledge of famous characters and a lot of the bg3 characters have been added recently.If you enjoy it, then move on to chub ai and search for the character on there, and if you find one, import it to kobold ai interface. This is also where you might look into local vs remote hosting.Then the third step, if you're still having fun in the future, is to learn the instruction tags like {{char}} and {{user}} and what it means to instruct an ai, so you can make your own and instruct it yourself rather than someone else. Quality does scale with effort, and I've made a few for like skyrim and fallout that were great since I put in the time to make lorebooks and extensive instructions.
>Mintharafag desperately trying to stay relevantyour times here is up darling, see you in /dag/
Tanya…really mintharafag?
>>500444283Cute pig.
>>500445230It was either that, the tranny, the ugliest dwarf known to man or the bogged asian dyke
Thanks, for defending me, anon, but there was no need.If nothing else, I'm sorry: that we got to the point, of making this kind of post: because of a person, who has been showing his whiny, nobody, fatherless behavior, in front of everyone, for months now.
Dark Lady forgive me.
>sis cropped out the gnomeLMAOOOOO holy triggeroni
>>500445401I’m GOING TO HURT U for removing the gnome
>>500445461Looks like a Qun worshipper. We don't tolerate your kind here.
>>500445401Im starting to think you are a bot
Was Wyll representation done right?
>>500445072Far more relevant than the swine spamming slop to either everyone's indifference or mild disgust.>>500445648No one wants to see your midget freak. You understand.
Characters: Tav x MintharaTags: Handholding, wedding dresses, wedding night, cuddling, wedding rings, kissing, ear massage
why does this retard spam copypastas all day
>>500445787Minthara is nothing like delusions. She would strangle him to death
>>500445838it's the only way people will pay attention to him
>>500445838I DONT KNOW WHY DO YOU?????
>>500445763who?
>>500445072They're gonna change their name to Nevefag in about two weeks
>Searching for posts that contain ‘bgg love harmony’. 192 results found.Why does this worthless pig fuck spam its signature slop every day?
>>500445783>"sure I'll talk about rogue trader in a baldur's gate 3 thread, and by the way I havent even really played it, but I just wanted to tell other people that I started playing it, and its a nice game even if its not baldurs gate 3. I also like smoothies"ok I can see where your morality lands
>>500446025What are your thoughts on the Tav X Halsin X Shadowheart trouple, dearest Pea?
>>500445993>They're
what race/class would I be if I was teleported to forgotten realms>170cm/70kg>130iq>read a lot, lit degree>most charismatic person in my friend circleinb4 halfling bard
>>500446249yesbe kind
Also Minthara playing Emperor Palpatine saying "do it" to Shart and Astarion during their story scenes is really funny. She's great
>>500446347You would be reincarnated as Wyll
>>500446143good
RepostingSome people are saying untrue things about paladinsPaladins have been divorced from alignment in 5e. You don't have to be lawful, or good. You can be any alignment, because alignments have been replaced by oaths now. The exact words of your oath are what determine what you have to do, can't do, or if you fall. OoD coincidentally seem lawful good, because their oath is basically being a knight in shining armor from classic romantic literature, but it's not explicitly required. In 5e, you have to stop thinking of paladins within the context of alignment, and you have to just look at the oath itself.Also, about alignments, some people are even saying some untrue things about that too. Lawful Good is not necessarily someone who jumps to killing stuff. Mercy for those who ask for it is actually under the purview of Lawful Good as well. A criminal who is honestly contrite and wants to like do something to fix his crimes, a Lawful Good paladin is within their purview to take them and teach them. To give a more obvious manifestation regarding these two approaches, angels of mercy and angels of vengeance are both Lawful Good entities. Slicing a baby orc's head off so it never becomes a threat is Lawful Good, but so is taking that baby orc under your wing and raising it.A second untrue thing I've seen some people say here is that Lawful Good has to abide by the laws of the land. That's not true. A Lawful Good character has to abide by the JUST laws of the land. There is such thing as an unjust law. A Lawful Good characters serves the metaphysical laws of Law and Good, which transcend mortal kingdom's laws. If a Lawful Good characters sees a baron or king who is mistreating his subjects in heinous ways, he is actually called to smite that unjust ruler, not let him continue to do unjust thins. Lawful Good holds others to Law and Good, not just himself.Some exceptions CAN be made, like if a Paladin is traveling through an evil king's land towards a another goal.
>>500446587my penor is big thoughever
>>500444595repost the full silfy smut fanfic, coward
>>500446893You should do it for me so I have something else to post
Just like the real namefag….
>raising a baby orc>good Pozzladins…
>>500447083Elf women aren't going to fuck themselves Timmy
What is it about beauty that scares you
>>500447139>Timmy Makes one think
>>500446893The janny’s didn’t touch it the first time so why not?
The mintharafag posts that the schizo is reposting out of context are the only posts of substance in this thread
>chaotic evil Half orc monk >chaotic good halfling bard>true neutral dragonborn sorcererFuck Swen Vincke and his elf obsessed writers
>>500447327STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF ITS UNBECOMING SCHIZO CHAN
>>500444481This is a good post, because it mentions another game, but only in comparison with BG3. How can you understand how good or bad a video game really is unless you contrast it with other games? Now, I'll attach a worthless, irrelevant, off-topic pigshit post. Surely, honest people are able to tell the difference.
Lae'zel
>>500447636Yuck
I should write more kino like this, yes. Thanks for the input, not!Mintharafag
>>500447834Yuck
>>500447728
>I should post more off-topic garbageThat's what you're already doing, swine.
>>500432630I hope the space lizard girls are cute and that's there's finally one as a companion, third time's the charm right???
>>500447761>minsc calling me a queerdidn't know i needed this till now
i have infernal alloys and plates and damon is not offering to forge themam i bugged?
>>500443598Do you think Myrkul boned Godey?
>>500447429They’re reposted textwalls outlining lore everyone is familiar with. The posts lack both substance and entertainment value
>>500446347pls respond
>>500448228bend over and ill make you bugged
>>500447834Is she hotter than Minthara? I can't tell anymore
>>500448206it's directed at jaheira in this context but you're right and i'll never forgive larian for cutting the minsc romance
>>500446347Halfling Tempest Cleric
>>500433124works on my machine
>>500433972start?
>>500448226>tfw no breakfast brothWHY EVEN LIVE
Now one post of mine is enough to generate a chain of 0 replies. Just talk to each other. It almost doesn't even matter what you say anymore. All that matters is that you suck.
Got a little carried away during my Gortash rape sesh today
>>500449239poor Minsc will never understand why they had him set fire to all those ballot boxes
>>500436307He's the "male human fighter" of the group, except they made him a warlock and it's still boring.It's honestly impressive how bland everything about him is.
>>500448429Jaheira is hot but old, Minthara has NO excuse for being ugly.
>>500449239topical, i like it
>>500449339kek
This game is full of ugly Drow and it makes no sense
This game is full of ugly Elves and it makes no sense
Only a quater deep, but perhaps too much so for our young Silfy already. Short pants escaping her mouth with each thrust as she liad beneath him staring up, eyes locked on her hero. The rise and fall of her small belly in concert with her ecstacy."M-uh, Mist, Tav, s-suh, suhmthin" she tried to speak, but couldnt through the pleasure of this new sensation building up inside of her. The arch in her back grew as her knees began digging into his sides, her body suddenly tesning with each whimper escpasing her now pursed lips. Our hero watched the scene unfold before him, her hips rocking back and forth as see starts seizing around him, legs shaking.Spasms gave way to twitches as she calmed down, an entire lifetime of tension leaving her body in that moment as she collapsed back down onto the bedroll and experiencing relaxation for the first time in her life. Regaining skme composure, she looked back up at our hero with a cute grin on her face.That grin suddenly gave way to an expresiin he had never seen her wear before, for she had never had a chance to wear it until that night. He had seen her smile before, but it was always the smile of shy little Silfy. Nothing like the giant smile beaming up at him from his bedroll. He stared at this rare sight (not even she knew what she looked like when she was genuinely happy) for a moment when she gave him a squeeze reached up for him, not content to let that moment fade just yet.Our hero can still remeber what she looked like in those moments. That smile... the way it faded as he leaned back into kiss her as she closed her eyes to meet his lips with hers. Those are his last memories of her, beacuse when their lips met, Tav fell asleep.It'd be more accurate to say he was no longer there at all, for it was now The Durge that young Silfy shared a tent with.
This game had one ugly fat pig, but I got rid of it.
>>500449239FOUR AM BALLOT DUMPS
>>500449653>>500449784Both true. I found it hilarious that they reused the 1 passable female elf face for 90% of npcs because the rest are bog tier
>>500449828Should I open this hidden post. Is it worth is?
last 2 digits of this post decide what Cazador used to do with Astarion in canon1 have him sit in his lap while reading2 bought and made him wear sexy clothes like a dress up doll3 spitroasted him with a werewolf4 Gave Astarion rare, tender kisses after punishments5 took him to the opera for night shows6 watched him sleep7 shared a coffin and cuddled8 left him chained up in the sunshine and burn nearly to death before saving him9 Kept him close by his side at parties, a prized possession in public0 took a hot bath together
>>500450137so cute<3
>>500450137A wearbear
>>500450038copypasta about fucking Silfy
>>500449828
>>500450269OH BOY! YUMMY
>>500450340please censor this, it’s like posting porn for him.
>>500450357Can she fit that inside herself?
>>500450517Jezz can but idunno about Silfers, as deep as my pinkie if ya catch my tokyo drift
/bgg/ hurt itself in it’s confusion!
wise frog
Sigh...sigh.
Do give it the honor of another pity copypasta. It's stupid enough to fall for it twice.
Bg3 characters that tried hard but did not go hard:Cazador Dame Aylin Orin GortashMintharaWyllZarysMyrkul The AbsoluteLae’zelThe Shadow DruidsBg3 characters that actually went hard: Auntie Ethel NereMysterious CowKethericMalus ThormLumpbug
>>500451334booooo i wanted to see the piss ending
>>500451539i embraced bhaal last run so
>>500451504Ketheric can't get hard anymore silly anon
can't believe someone called aylin and isobel well written despite them having 70% of their story cut
>>500451838They add nothing to the game really. The story is more impactful with both of them dead
how big is his cocklast digit of this post decides his size in inch
>>500452305reasonable
>>500451838She is well written, and so is Isobel, DESPITE the cuts and vague premise of their backstory.If you want to see terrible representations of LGBTQ+ people, you have /dag/ available>>500446425
>>500452305sister, you made him mid
>>500452305HES ugly, stop lusting
>>500449784Astarion??????
>>500452551Exactly
>>500452305jesus christ
https://files.catbox.moe/3im089.mp4Holy kino
>>5004523055 inch flaccid is ok
>>500452504Men have the privilege to be both ugly and attractive at the same time. Look
>>500452463Neither character has any depth. They aren’t DAV but the Act 3 cutscenes and their dialogue etc. is token tier
>>500452305He looks like a crackhead
I think neil said once he went into video games because he had a hard time getting casted in TV and movies because of his face
>>500453003he definitely has radio face
>>500453003>the man that looks like a snnnnnnneaky snnnnnnnnnnake has trouble getting casted bc hes uglynot shocked
>>500452924Neil is based?Honestly, he looks like cooler Hunter
>>500453052>radio faceclassic burn, but for real, he looks like a sith lord
not for communal use it seems
>>500453208>Drugs>BasedI know which loser is behind this one.
>>500453003neil could you please turn off the light while I fuck you yes but please talk in astarion voice to me thank you
>>500453003Male actors can be ugly. He has a hot voice so good fit
>>500453248Halsin could never understand this concept
>>500453251>>500453208>crackObv unbased. Real niggas just do meth. Crack is a waste of money next to meth.
>>500453330neil could you put this brown paper bag over your head? Yes I drew astarion’s face on it, no it doesn’t matter.
Telling Astarion to do a Neil voice while I ride him and slide a paper bag over his wrinkled face
kissing poopie’s purple eyebaggies <33
Where’d it go?
booping poopie’s pooper <3
it has been angered
>>500453442Please get your life under control. Drop the pedo persona (I hope it's a persona). Go back to who you once were. There's still hope for you, I hope.
"But please, Mister Tav!" exclaimed the young Silfy as she leaned forward, grabbing his forearm, wrapping her tail around his thigh, and burying her face in his sleeve in an unsuccessful attempt to fight back her tears of worry. "I-I got seperated from the rest of the caravan in the dark and have been wondering around lost, and I cant find them, and I'm really scared, and I dont know what to do!" she finished, now fully crying and sniveling as any young girl lost in these dark, monstrous woods would.Our hero took pity on her. How could he not? Her young crying face could break even a golem's heart. Without needing to even consider his oath to protect the weak, he took her back to camp where he and his companions prepaired their finest campside feast, and replayed some of the more lighthearted moments of their adventures for her. Eventualy the lines on Sily's forhead that betrayed her inner turmoil faded to be replace by those on her cheeks as she laughed with the adventurers and reveled in their stories.The night grew darker and still as the giggles became more frequently replaced for yawns, and so our hero set out a bedroll for her next to the fire, in the middle of camp. Promising that in the morning they would search for the caravan, he retired to his own tent for the night. Refreshed for bed, he laid down, resting an arm across his eyes as he retreats into his mind to meditiate on following day while drifting off.*Ok, so they were heading to Baldur's Gate, and if Silfy ran into us here, that probably means they meant to take th-*"Mister Ta-"Our hero jumps, heart skipping a beat at the soft whisper suddenly at his tent flap. Seeing a little horn and red circle looking at him through the tent flap he quickly realises what happened and dismisses her oppology for startling him with a compliment attributing her lightfooted approach to his tent to the gratefulness of a lady."Oh, h-... well, I walked over here because I was hoping to ask you..."
neil is unconventionally attractive tho
>>500453583>Telling Jennifer English to make a Shadowheart face
running my fingers through neilbae’s receded hairline <333telling neil he can touch my dinner rolls <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imf5VIk_zmQ
>>500454042no hes not
>>500454042Perhaps to those suffering from an ocular imparement
>>500454078Funny.
>>500452924He was saying in interviews that he had a bad time in his life where he was financially struggling, maybe some drug involvement isn't so far offThen in an interview he recommended less than zero movie which is about a broke guy who ends up prostituting himself... Really makes you think
>>500454180whew is it hot in here or is it just me
>>500454042I think he's conventionally attractive
>astarion got mad at me for fucking mizora and i had to gaslight himwtf, i thought he's okay with it?
>>500454245Is it normal to know this much about a character's VA?
>>500454042weird way to say "conventionally unattractive" but ok
>>500454360For retarded stans? Yeah.
>>500454042he goes to a lot of conventions though
>My bf was upset that I sold my soul to a devil in exchange for sex…I had to emotionally manipulate him? What the fuck was his problem.
>>500454360neil is a yapper tho
>>500452305I saw him at a convention last month, he looks better in person.
Random pictures of voice actors are not on-topic, nor are 3DPD cosplay, your favorite e-celeb, tweets from the writers, or Swen's secret scalie suit. It's about degrees of separation, and just being tangentially related to the game doesn't mean you get a free pass to just post whatever's on your pig mind. Try talking about the game that you no longer play.
>>500454360I listened to 2 interviews in total I'm the most sane neil fan
>>500454545do you have any suggestions
>>500454447heh
Neil is the most boring topic ever discussed in this cesspool
>>500433275This is what I keep remembering Morrigan as only to be disappointed by reality.
Talk about Theo
>>500454827Well behaved young man
Have we established pea’s intent to spam?
>>500454545Fair enough. Are we going to play Jennifer English's next game though?
>>500454827Good guy
>>500454180I'm considering his milkers bros...
>>500454530the opposite is true for halsin's VA, he looks adorkable in photos. but in real life he looks like random neighbor guy in baseball cap
>>500455015REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>500454827He's actually hot unlike wyll
>>500453665>>500454009And then???
>>500455015This thing where people pretend that voice actors are JUST AS important and valid as real actors makes me scream. Like holy fuck you’re getting replaced by VA, get over it
>>500454448but he used to be okay with it, why remove his polygamy
>>500455015yeah. Looks fun.
>>500455125I don't know what Halsin's VA looks like. But I also saw Jennifer, she looks nothing like her photos imo.
>>500455125>adorkable>davesister... your standards.....
Haven't posted here since like a year ago. wagwanin bgg?
>>500454827he is hot as hell. His autograph line was next to Neil's this weekend though and I felt a bit sorry for Theo for how absolutely empty it was, while like 300-400 people lined up for Neil on a single day
>>500455434Okay, you're based.
>>500455524NOBODYWANTSTOSEEYOURMALETAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!2!2!1!1!!!!!!
>>500455535And you didn't say hi to him? :(
>>500455386he wasn’t the scene was bugged so it didn’t trigger
>>500455535i'd have loved to talk to theo
>>500455583This, but unironically.
>>500455583oh no - this place is all like that now?
>>500455289Whispered little Silfy through the still night, its contrast cutting straight through the maelstrom occuring in our hero's mind.And the urge subsided as if it had never occurred to him in the first place. He let out a big sigh thinking on all the trials young Silfy has faced. How utterly hopeless their situation at the grove was, and how relieved she must have been to finally not be stuck between the goblins and druids. To finally set off for the better days thay were just around the corner, only to get seperated from her brother and caravan. Of course she'd feel safest with the person who defeated the goblins and found her when she was lost.Once again satisfied his was doing the right thing, and acting in accordance with his oath, he gave her a i am the real mintharafag and told her she really did make a good tent heater. Letting out a short giggle, she wiggled and snuggled up into him more.*buh-bump*and he suddenly became accutly aware of his own heart beat, but it was not in his chest that he felt it. A more grown woman would have known better than to move in such a way when pressed up against a man, unless that is, there were one particular reaction she wished to solicit from the creature. A more grown woman would have known there are usually implications when approaching a man's tent at night. A more grown woman would have had known her hero would have had expectations when the rescued damsel asks to share his bedroll.But our young Silfy was not a grown woman, but a young girl. A young girl who had always heard stories of brave heros rescuing princesses, them falling in love, and living happily ever after. A young girl who had always wished she was enough of a princess for a hero to come and rescue her from all her troubles. A young girl who drew from the well of fate and found nothing resembling a childhood or innocence in her bucket with which to quench her thirst. A young girl who had finally find her hero, and made her way to his tent..
>>500455386he's a mono icon
>>500455671bro I'm not gonna say hi for 70 bucks
>>500455524He's cute for a male tav
>>500455386it's inconsistently written. Also Astarion being mad for Tav cheating is absurd when Astarion is a two faced cheater all the time
>>500455797I fucking hate pedos
>>500455972astarion doesn't give any notions of being a cheater though
is it me or have there been way more people bitching about the polyshit outside of 4chinz? Did it really take people a year and a half to reach act 3?
>>500454127more proof that asty is the true main character
>>500456256What other sites do you visitPray tell? Is it REDDIT?
>>500455972>Also Astarion being mad for Tav cheating is absurd when Astarion is a two faced cheater all the timeThis is a decent bait, but I'm not an Astarionfag so I don't need to bite.
test
>>500456294X and tumblr
>>500456294>Is it REDDIT?Yes. I like to follow what happens in the astylust subreddit.https://www.reddit.com/r/OnlyFangsbg3/comments/1gfiqu6/a_very_bloody_good_time_very_nsfw/
>it's testing again
>>500456391GET OUTTA HERE
>>500456475Testing my patience more like it am i righttttt
All this schizoery has to be the slopswine why have we allowed it to run amok in this gen for ages?
>>500456132>prioritizes survival and pleasure over ethics and morals throughout the gameanon...
>>500456605you're reaching harder than I reach for astarion's cock each playthrough
>>500456597
It's very telling that half the complaints about her are things that are only true if you bring them up. She never mentions an open relationship unless you do, she never asks to cheat on you unless you do it to her first, and she never mentions polyamory unless you have already brought it up. She defaults to being completely monogamous and sensible without any player intervention changing her. So the detractors are kind of revealing a bit about themselves, accidentally.I like the frog, she grew on me over the course of the game, but my feelings towards her are less romantic and more friendly. I want to see her riding a dragon and leading her people against the evil Vlaakith and being happy.I just got to Minthara so I'm only going on the first couple hours with her but so far she's actually awesome too. She's not what her initial impression would tell you, she's much more likable.
>>500456605Shadowheart doesn't prioritize these things and she still cheats on Tav, curious.
>shart discussionalright let's go back to discussing Neil
would shart fuck neil? would she stoop so low?
>>500456810Shadowheart never did any of those things in my game, because I was monogamous and loyal to her. She only accepts or encourages a threesome if you bring it up, and she doesn't even talk about it at all if you don't. This is a case of people selecting a certain dialogue option, making the character react a certain way, and then being upset.There is nothing romantic implied between her and Nocturne(she/her) and her being abused as part of a cult lifestyle is neither her fault nor her choice. It's like you people seek ways to make yourselves upset, and then make up a few extra if you're not properly upset yet.
>>500457017So what you're saying is that you married her? I guess that makes you a better man. A better man...
>>500457017It’s also worth mentioning that the frog guy is in part motivated by racism
>long rest>all companions have an orgywho fucks who?
>>500457339As long as Lae'zel fucks me I don't care what the others do.
>>500457339Kill yourself>>500457426you too
If you used any tadpole powers, you didn't beat the game. Consequences to using tadpoles is supposed to be in the game, but was cut.If you stacked barrels, you didn't beat the game. A person would react to you stacking explosives near them, and them not doing so breaks immersion and is completely illogical. Setting traps is ok, but blatant stacking them is not.If you pickpocket things that don't make sense to pickpocket, you didn't beat the game. If your party walks up to a vendor, then suddenly all of their possessions disappear and your party is standing around him, they would react. Much like with barrels, if you do things that don't make logical sense, you didn't beat the game.Respecing is for testing other classes and fixing mistakes you made while leveling. If you completely respec the stats and class of your companions, then you didn't beat the game. If you play a dex class with a normal dex stat spread, then respecc yourself to dump dex and wear the gloves, or other similar metagame cheese, you also didn't beat the game.If you abuse any obvious bugs that are just waiting to be fixed, such as Sharpshooter not applying to offhands or Bladelock giving extra attacks to other martial classes, then you didn't beat the game.If you use tadpole powers or magic to influence the decision making process of someone, then you didn't actually romance them. A true romance is pure of any manipulation.If you savescum, you didn't beat the game. One save before important story scenes is acceptable, but if you reload during combat or until you get some specific desirable result, then you didn't beat the game.If you betray the narrative of the game by constantly long resting, then you didn't beat the game. Even when you find out that the tadpoles are suspended, you learn that the person doing this is under constant duress and urges you to hurry. If you dump spell slots making every fight easy under the assumption that you'll just long rest, you didn't beat the game.
>>500457339they get in line and take turns letting Big H pump em up
>>500457536TLDRMy verdict: boring autism
Oak Father preserve us all.
>>500455797AND THEN?!?!?!?!?!
Could go for some goodberries right now...
Oak Father pump us all
>>500457550They are SO lucky
>>500457654You DID find the wedding rings for Shadowheart, right anon? You DID wear them every moment for the rest of the game, right?
>>500455849thanks anon!
>>500457339Can't believe we still don't have a camp orgy scene. Anyways who fucks who:>Wyll and Karlach>Lae'zel and Shart>Gale watches and participates with mage hand>Astarion doesn't fuck anyone or participate in any way
>>500455972never once does astarion display cheating behavior lol
>>500457834I’m the most autistic person in this general though. I don’t romance
The same shit every thread every day every week every month every year. You are incapable of stopping yourself. Pathetic.
>>500458017Cyclical Nature
>>500457991oh no no no
>>500457991WTF I was gonna romance her my next playthrough but IDK if I want to now..... I don't wanna get cheated on...
So now let's actually select the option to ask them about a 4some, or 5some.Oh no....., it looks like Shadowheart actually shoots it down, and says absolutely nothing to or about Haslsin! Wow!It's almost like you specifically have to have already flirted with Halsin while in a romance with Shadowheart in order to have any poly content in the game, meaning it is up to you and your choices whether the game features that! Wow!
>>500458382Don’t even bother. These are irredeemable autistics that live in mental cages of their own creation. Rattle the bars, have a laugh, but don’t engage them
>>500457983based
Maybe I owe an apology to the namefag, looks like someone else has been falseflagging as him since EA.I would have never known this as I didn’t know the artist formerly known as Shadowheartfag
talk about gayle
>>500458940NoI think we should talk about the guy who falseflags as Mintharafag/Shadowheartfag.
>>500458987PLEASE talk about gayle
>>500458987I agree actually. Lets talk about him and the things he’s posted which seem to for no discernible reason, completely contradict Shadowheartfag’s stances on certain things.
>>500458940
>>500459191BASED ALERT
there are no good human females in this game
what’s pookie going to do to me heehee
What could Namefag have done to piss that nigga off?
>>500459532…..Disproving the cuckrelationship….
>>500459487I want him carnally.
>>500459487>implyiing yyoure light enough for pookie to carrynice larp
>>500459532ask for goodberries
>>500459668Same
>>500459736I'm both light enough for my husband to carry me and strong enough to carry him.
>your witch goddess is a lying whore. you're so disgusting UGH you're a decadent calf fit for slaughter!? how can you live with yourself...>?>UGH you would say that. selunite filth. >um but maybe you could ask me about my Shar worship....umm..? >ok. what's the deal with that>she loves me...she loves me....>shar attracts those who have suffered loss. i'm sorry she seduced you >.....umm..... what were we talking about??Why am I supposed to care about Lae'zel again?
>>500460029speak english
>>500459532Bearschizo has been here since EA it’s probably him. But so you really care?It’s some tranny namefag who doesn’t have a trip.
There is some legitimate brain rot going on here. Shadowheart wants a threesome, not to cuck you. They're not the same thing. Can we at least look up the terms we're shitposting about first?Shadowheart never said a word about a threesome or anything about Halsin in my game. I know this because I played my game, and I know this because I never asked her about threesomes and never took her to the brothel (until I did so on purpose to test this content). The game lacks any mention of this content unless you instigate it. This tells us that the default is that she doesn't bring this up, and she will bring it up if the player inputs something to trigger it. This is what the shitposters donj't seem to understand, and keep consistently getting wrong with their schrodinger's cat metaphor. If a character doesn't do something unless you trigger it, then the default is actually that they don't do it. It not happening unless you make it happen means the character doesn't do it without your intervention. It's the exact opposite of the narrative they're trying to posit.So now that we've definitively established that cucking is inherently the wrong term, and that Shadowheart never does any of this without you nudging her to, we can discuss the third issue with this shitposting, which is that real people are constantly estimating how hot everyone around them is, and that saying "oh shit, Halsin is hot" is actually a normal response. I love Shadowheart with all my heart, but I still said "oh shit, Isobel is hot" when I first saw her. This doesn't mean I'm unfaithful, it doesn't mean I want to cheat on Shart, and it doesn't mean I find Shart any less attractive. I reacted to seeing something. So when Shart says Halsin is hot, it's normal. She's not a robot. Having the realization that he's hot doesn't mean she wants to cheat on you, it doesn't mean she's unfaithful. People are insecure that their partner is human with human reactions to visual stimuli. Doesn't mean anything.
>>500460473No he’s reformed
It's equal parts pitiful and impressive how much of an effect the namefag has had on this place. Even without much of an actual presence, you still get one or several schizos digging up and spamming months-old posts.
We sure were a handful a year ago, I'm glad we grew up and stopped talking about silly things.
Where patch?
>>500460497Namefags and cuckposters are always, ALWAYS wrong anon, and they will always, ALWAYS double down anyways. Dont bother
Act 3 is 50% fan service for fans that no longer exist
>>500460497get out, no sane people are allowed here.
>>500461109>>500461248https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/445465980/#q445468418
>>500460497i can't believe someone actually typed this in sincerity
Separate the companions from their physical appearance.If every companion was a genderless amorphous blob and you only judged based on their personality and backstory, I think I would still like Shadowheart the most. I'm invested in learning their backstory and finding out more about Selune vs Shar and going on an interesting schizo questline about Manchurian Candidates and brainwashing and stuff. I'll always go for the mystery, the drama, and the tribulations that bring you closer together because you do them together. It's just what I like.I think second place amorphous blob would go to Halsin. They're just a good person, pretty friendly, mentor figure for the other druids, leads by example, isn't afraid of going to the goblin fort alone, cares about nature, cares about children. There's a lot of very, very easy stuff to like about him (or them, in this case).
It’s not like you have a thread persona it doesn’t matter that people know it’s you. The only time you had one of those is when you spammed shit about ‘spice game’
>>500460497>a whole text wall to cope with the cuckinglol
>>500462227Someone else remembers that? God he is so cringey.
>>500460972>HE SAID ITHe said it>HE SAID ITHe said it>HE SAID ITHe said it>HE SAID ITHe said it>HE SAID ITHe said it>HE SAID ITHe said ithttps://youtu.be/KQ6zr6kCPj8
>>500462643Of course I do. He was using it to get around filters because he’s a gay bottom fag.I bet if you reminded him about his failed threads he’d sperg
>I was just having a natural human reaction to visual stimuli…insecure much?
>>500462802Someone really named himself goonrock
>>500461689I would still go for astarion what does that say about me
>>500462925/bgg/ posters, best to worst>me>anyone who isn't me>a mentally disabled monkey>a rotting pile of garbage>mintharafag>a half-decayed mutilated corpse>bearschizo
I’ll let it go
>>500463681yeehaw
>>500463681the karlach clothes look so good on him
>>500463883Consider Minsc's milkers.
mealso mesomeone that is actually me yes, also mesome guy that is funny sometimesapespam squadastarion squadfrog squadpoopthe tickle monster (You)
>>500463883gross>>500464080*smacks his ass*
Things that trigger me. By me.1. Vagueposting. Schizoposting.2. Posting stupid bullshit instead of just thinking for a minute, e.g., what is this obvious thing you're talking about, do you have a source for this shit that everyone who played more than 2 hours knows. I immediately scrunch my face up Tav-style (mocking you, not as an affliction of my own).3. Posting gimmick memes like missionary with Astarion, weave sex with God Gale, etc.4. Posting stupid baits like "Why do people hate <very popular thing>" and thinking you'll outfox me just by being a bitch.3. Posting only pastas without any attempt at originality.4. Samefagging accusations. No, moron, it doesn't work. No really, let me show you. See, watch. Yeah, exactly. Bitch.5. Not conceding when dead lost. Yeah maybe you'll eventually bore me to death just like your favorite namefag, haha. You fucking nerd.6. Denying me a (You).7. Ignoring me without even denying me a (You).6. Not replying to me when I'm being actively aggressive. You are literally soulless.7. Replying lightning fast like you're the hottest shit alive and that shit is natural, heh.8. Being a milquetoast nonentity with no backbone at all and pointing out a small typo like you're the hottest shit alive. No (You) of course.9. Telling me you're ESL when I'm being abusive. Yeah I think you can read what I'm calling you, bitch.10. Declining to argue with me.11. Immediately agreeing to argue with me like you're the hottest shit alive and not scared at all.12. Agreeing to argue with me belatedly, as if rolling your eyes.13. Being first to argue with me. Yeah, you're not the namefag, bitch, I win by force.
>Ctrl+F "Pea !">95 matches>in 5 hoursJust a casual reminder that this is what the worthless pig fuck said was alright.
>>500462950Im still mad shuffling isnt that big :/Tripp pants shuffling was cool as hell, but also cute bitches with nice legs shuffling is hot af.
wow he actually said that? does he know?who is Boo btw? WEAVE SEX w GOD GALE Seriously. Why do people like Shadowheart? She's gross?[ Astarion is a character who for centuries suffered the negative influence of a bully master, who constantly abused him, and who perverted his nature. When Astarion distances himself from Cazador's clutches, he demonstrates and understands that, while remaining faithful to his narcissistic and opportunistic nature, it is also possible not to be completely society's waste, maintaining his human aspect of him. ]>>500464170>>500464276nooticing >500464276>123434boy can't english on an american imageboard
>>500442384>Astarion actually thinks very little of himselfThat's okay, I think very little of him too.
>>500464714What you noticed over thar big boy? Gonna blame it on bearschizz again?
>>500464058
ctrl + f "frog"
>>500464635What a.... weird thing to take a stance on in a general for a video game for dorks.
Why is he such a fan favorite?
>>500465508Hes the nicest turd :)
>>500464474I've made more posts than that in this thread and I'm not a personalityfag or a schizo. Git gud.
>>500465743I’m whichever one you want and have made more than that
>>500432313Shame you can't save her. She turns up dead in the Gith creche's jail.
Say what you want about Pea, but at least they're cute unlike the average hamekian bloatlord that peruses this general.
>>500466463Stop talking about yourself. Please GOD stop talking about yourself.
>>500466506sexo squid
Pea he’s trying to flirt with you. Give him a (you) or else we’re in for four more months of schizoposting
>>500466824I think that would have the opposite effect you think it would
You are watching https://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/500432313#bottom
>>500467104Jesus christ what happened to Oscar the grouch
>>500467202The Multiplayer Experience
>>500466824They might be cute, but I doubt their cock is big enough to satiste my lust. Sometimes its ok to just compliment someone with out it being flirting, incel.
>>500467150I never see it when it’s the bottom post lmao
Goth corrupted Halsin would kinda go hard
>>500467751I need Astarion's cock in me dearly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwwFU2f45n8&list=RDbJB7TPW-NUo&index=24>>500467450sadge
I cant wait to refund failhard after playing for 1.5hrs and leaving a scathing review.
>>500468145baldur's gate
>>500468145>Giving them money for 1.5 hours
>>500467942It’s him…
>>500468268anon.... your reading comprehension....
>>500467751ew
>>500468402No i read it rightThe money is theirs for 1.5 hours.Imagine even letting them hold it.
>>500467751yum
>>500468748kys pea
The ladies can't resist The Blade
*Peeks in here*Still too schizo
Did they fix the broken quest in the fireworks place?
>>500467857me 24/7
>>500469107"ladies" are the only ones that like him
>>500468590Ill keep it if it convinces me to in that 1.5hrs, but the main part is having the [refunded] cred to leave the negative review saying that "I wouldnt even pirate this garbage, lmao"Protip: Refunds hurt them worse than not buying so if you can spare the couple of bucks for a few days, go ahead. Fuk em.
>>500470014In my last playthrough it would still crash
daddyyyyI love daddy
My female dragonborn picked astarion up and carried him like a bitch
>>500470318>hurts them moreNeutrality is more vindictive than hate
>>500470014I'm unfamiliar. Which quest is this?
>>500470504call him pookie or husband please
>>500470853Loss of sales is a marketing failureRefunds are a development failure
>>500471125They will die with or without my intervention. Only question is how long
>>500470870I'm not sure. I haven't played it for year. I just saw a post on /v/ and it made me think about it. I heard Larian isn't updating the game anymore so I was wondering if they fixed all the bugged quests.
ok what the actual fuck is going on now
>>500471501>if they fixed all the bugged quests.lolmayoact 3 is still a crapshoot on quests.
>>500471501Larian released two really bad updates all year that made the game worse in most aspects, and no one really cares because everyone who could possibly be interested in this game already played it and won't play again.
>>500471684your game must be bugged halsin is supposed to be killed in act 1 rookie mistake
>>500472326*throw sharp stones at the bear*
>>500472326You can't kill Big H
the name is running interference for DA:V in their containment general btw
I hope bioware dies before they can ruin mass effect for the third time
>>500472513I don’t care
>>500472451grrr
>>500472629it's a big meltie tho
>>500470947daddy husband pookie
>>500472513How bad is /dag/? can't possibly be any worse than our general right?
>>500472641GRR!
>>500473028the vast majority of posters know exactly how bad the game is. mintharachud does too but doesn't want to, and is currently defending his preorder status like his life depends on it.
>>500472871okgood for him
>the namefag is posting in another general, by the way>the namefag posted another essay without their name, by the way>the namefag just took another sip of their berry smoothie, by the wayI wonder when you're going to stop being obsessed, by the way.>>500473028It's not bad in the sense that there is a lot of shitposting. It's bad in the sense that everything shown about the game so far looks terrible, so everyone seems to be coping.
>>500473028its comfy. Theres been a lot of talk about the other games throughout the threads, but veilguard shitposting is fun too
love my babygirl vamp bf
>>500473425S i g h
I miss the mass effect general
daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddyyyy
>>500472475rip
>>500473086i would instacum if Gortash growled for me
When I get Baldur's Gate 3 (and I assure you, I will), I will play using a custom character, not recruit any other party members, use only the bare minimum of rests, and gain a level in every class. After I beat the game under those conditions, I will show it to you, and you will give me the praise and affirmation my dad denied me when he died in a car crash in November 1997.
Hmm, yeah, no, not funny. Go back to your other bit, whatever it was.
>>500473752good luck anon
>>500473752Don't play a dragonfreak
>>500473752god speed
>>500473902swen does it all the time and he's our daddy
>>500473752Lol, ur dads dead, haha
>>500473653I got a print of this signed by neil
Who is the Taash of BG3
>>500473902Female dragonborn durge is necessary for a canon playthrough
>>500474164Shart
>>500474164There is a containment thread for you! Go entertain yourself there!
>>500474509But I'm posting in /bgg/ already
>>500474160good taste
>>500474164Nocturne exists to be a vehicle for transgender identity discussion, so that probablyhttps://streamable.com/fn6sso
>>500474983Representation is supposed to make underseen communities look cool and empower the people sharing said community, the people who wrote Taash, Nocturne or whoever the fuck aren't writers and should be kicked in the nuts, especially J. Neutered preferably. In front of his parents.
kinohttps://youtu.be/2uOqSlvyJSA
>>500474614touche
>>500475757Taash is literally an ugly woman that doesn't feel like a woman because she's ugly, so she assumes a new "genderless identity" as a means to cope with reality. It's lowkey depressingI don't think a transgender character fits into DnD at all given the existence of magic. I also think Nocturne being a brainwashed cultist of Shar detracts from the overall message of "being who you want to be"
I'm not sure even Halsin would want to fuck Traash tb h
>>500474983That generic protagonist just along for the ride has me in tears
>>500477405Big H has some standards yes
>>500477292Do you even care about the shit you’re arguing about?
>>500478159>do you even care about the way rpg characters are written in a story driven video gameYou are such a sad npc, grow a spine. For once, please. Believe in something, it's ok to have values. Fight, hate wyll, kill halsin. Sneed idk go nuts
>>500475757>Representation is supposed to make underseen communities look cool and empower the people sharing said communityThat kind of representation is more harmful than helpful. It becomes shallow, inauthentic, preachy, and, oftentimes, sadly politicized. Why should an underrepresented group automatically be portrayed as virtuous or better than everyone else? Are you cooler than the average person just because you're brown or gay or disabled? Obviously not. I still think Aylin is the coolest, but her sexual orientation has nothing to do with it.
>>500478297No I’m serious. Do you honestly give a fuck about failguard enough to argue about it in here?
I’d rather /tv/ shitposts and debates desu.
>>500478447There are bg3 characters who are just as lame as veilguard's so yeah, it's relevant to bring them up. They both do representation wrong, nigger. I think it's pretty a propos to bring up that game. Any other dumb takes or are we done? I could bring up how New Vegas does representation way better than BG3 too if you want.
>>500478159I don't have an emotional connection to any of these topics, if that's what you're asking. I'm just sharing my thoughts for the sake of the discussion. My issue with transgender characters in fantasy is that the player always needs to "discover" the original gender at some point for the character to "be" transgender
>>500474164Putting aside the shitpost to give a real answer, the closest analogue at first glance is Karlach. They're both big strong tall muscular females of a human-adjacent species.But the differences becomes clear as soon as they talk. Karlach has an impending death situation and decides to be cheery anyway, up until the point she does have a meltdown. She has very clear anger issues, since her life is quite literally unfair and she's about to die as a result, so it's justified anger. Her personality of a cheery and naive do-gooder conflicts with an intense inner rage at the injustice she's experienced at the hands of Gortash adn Zariel.Taash, on the other hand, her problems are mostly social. She doesn't identify with the male nor the female roles of the Qun. In order to understand the character, it helps to have some backstory on her culture, but the short version is that they are strictly gendered, but that gender is not actually dictated by physical sex. The Qun is a societal code and law system that binds all Qunari who choose to live by it, and within that code there are clearly defined gender roles.The problem with the character, and why I've been criticizing it in the relevant thread, is that there's literally already a term for an adherent of the Qun who does not identify with either gender. You can already do that. We met one in Inquisition. Yet Taash rejects the term that already exists to instead use the term "non-binary", as if this is [current year] and not a fantasy world with their own language for this. Her mom actually says "oh sure, you're a akun-athlok" (existing qunari term for someone who's desired role does not match their sex) and she's like "no mom! No! You don't get it!".So this is a long post to say that Karlach is well written while Taash is a mouthpiece for modern terminology in a setting that already has a term for these concepts, but the writers are being cringelords.I'm betting 100 usd that bg3 is the better game.
>>500478657Sure. BG3 is The Lord of the Rings movies of video games. DA4? That's more like Inside Out. The first one or the second, it doesn't matter. A whole lot of worrying and agonizing about one's feefees.
>>500479039>physical comparison Sigh
Have the evening you deserve faggots!
4 years left
A wise namefag points at the moon. The simpleton stares at the finger and sighs.
I'm staring at his outfit actually. He's wearing white knee socks, black shoes made of fake leather, and cargo shorts
joining my friends game with his friendswhat build can I run that will ruin the fun for everyone by stealing the show with how busted it is?
>>500479612Kek based
>>500479710sword bard
Making Neil do the Astarion voice while I fellate him
>dev making CHK noises
>>500480113
>>500479335This actually made me laugh out loudBoy these threads are a treat. What a thing.
>>500480113He has a wife
>>500479039>So this is a long post to say that Karlach is well written while Taash is a mouthpiece for modern terminologyStrange. I wouldn't have guessed you were the type to be critical (yet reasonable) about such things. You're still going to play it?
>>500480326No, that’s Mintharafag
Who is the Taash of the thread personalityfags?
>>500480534Mintharafag duh
>>500480534Namefag. He boughted
>>500480534Mintharachud
>>500480534Shadowheartfag
>>500480534Seranafag
>>500480534Bellarafag
>>500480848no I bet hes going to romance the pajeet
>>500480029explain
Let's see how this fabled 5k looks. >>500480342I enjoy Solas and his story, so I'm here for the continuation of Trespasser. I'm also an og DA1 fan from the golen age of bioware, so you might say I'm a creature of habit. I know bioware is an entirely different crew and the people who built the company got old and retired, but I have a high tolerance for cringe and I'll see it for myself. If Neve is a cute waifu along the way, then that's just icing on the cake.
>>500480534More concerned about its identity and how the world perceives it than with contributing anything of worth? That's the worthless pig fuck.
>>500480931Withers is in Failguard?
>MFW commanding the zoomer shitposters to follow my lead
>>500480921the flourishes are very good especially the ones that let you attack two targets or attack a target twice, stack that with gear that does damage per attack like the acid ring from the underdark and you'll pump out damage faster and more effectively
>>500481005But what if the character is cute?
>not oink-bsessed by the way
>>500481156babygirls: you may pass uggos: get the freak out
>>500481024that's karlach to astarion
>>500481046I do kinda just hop in on shitposts….and I’m black not sure if that matters
>>500481350Truth nuke
>>500481097interdastingperhaps a 6/6 split with battlemaster fighter...
>>500481350Fr
>>500480965>>500481397I liked your 4k self better.
>>500480965>>500481397looks retarded ngl
>>500481350is Marceline babygirl?
>>500481734she's a pookie wookie
>>500481596>>500481669The screen can now fully surround him
>>500481734Scales, heterochromia, freckles, hair things. Its all too much.
>>500481734the opposite. an adultman.
>>500481904You have to understand. It never meant to become an avatarfagging attention whore. It's simply the truest expression of the character (an attention whore).
>>500432549GOTY material right here
I don't know about the rest of you guys but this guy looks like he broke into a bakery and ate all the pies.
>>500482619heh heh
>>500482619>I'm ready to settle down now
>>500482619He makes me feel "seen".
>>500482619this is where vincke stored all of the cut content
>>500482796Hard not to see you when you take up half the screen
>>500482619Me every morning circa 6 AM
>>500482619thinnest astarionsister
>>500482619>Lae'zel? Gross. I prefer Shadowheart.
>>500482619I talk and look like this.
>>500483148he ate both of them
>>500483150ASL?
>>500482619I look like that
>>500483310I'm at Mcdonalds right now
>>500483148FUNNY
that's right little black boys, give my post the (you)s
>>500483385omw
>>500482619
>>500483229Who would have the tastier meat?
>>500482619Teehee Neevefag
>>500483604Thread themehttps://youtu.be/OxvjkLn0ZTY?si=KLOVDAJ5xIqBBkt6
>>500482619>>500483569aiieeeee daddy~~
What is it about beauty that scares you "people" so much?
>>500483897wyll has daddy issues it was meant to be
>>500482619Bellarafag*giggl*
>>500483925Wrong thread>>>/vg/dag
>>500483925You always bully the girl with the cute elf though
>>500483850Tonight we bumpinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGrqW3nx5HM#ddg-play
>>500484068They/them
If Lae'zel had pubes, what color would they be?
>>500484360She has pubes
>>500484453For realsies?!
>>500484231Them/thems can’t make cute characters no cap
>>500484821Facts
>>500484821fr
>>500484696Take off her clothes ingame
>>500484821Trvth warning
>>500484821ong
>>500475757bring back blaxploitation
>>500484821They/thems got no character creator rizz
bake et
>>500485329pls daddy
>>500484661who is that
>>500485542>>500485542>>500485542
daddy
