I love Lissandra!old:>>500397429>Current & Upcoming Content[09/25-11/12][Event Pass] Worlds 2024[11/06][New Champion] Ambessa, The Matriarch of War[Chosen of the Wolf] Ambessa (Legendary), Kindred, Katarina, Pantheon and Swain (+Prestige)>Latest Patch Noteshttps://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/V14.21>Latest PBE Patch Noteshttps://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/VPBE>Builds/Account Statshttps://u.gg/https://www.op.gg/https://lolalytics.com/>Model Viewerhttps://www.modelviewer.lol/lolg/ OP pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/8xZvBfnZ
reminder than Nami is retarded
>>500484216placed gold 3 and lost all my placements BUT life steal udyr will carry me to emeraldtrust the plan bros
Soraka my cute Sheep wife!
>>500484243Briar is evil and must be killed
>>500484243Got more pictures of Sona's massive chest?
>>500484302opps misclickdidnt mean to replyhere is my full build btw
just played a game of Poppy on a whim and she was actually really fun. buying swifties and angling for a good E felt great. can't believe lolg made me think she was just a piece of meat to be lusted over.
>>500484494Zoophile sissy
why are junglers like this? the lane became so brutal for mundo after this, why would junglers do this to a laner!??!
qrd on oz?
>Load in with default runes from last game>Spastic starts freaking outGod shut the fuck up.
>play jgl>dogshit mid feeds his ass off>cant hit point blank skillshots>get basically every objective in the game except>get top and bot ahead ahead>mid gets dragged to a close 4v5 victory>"retard jgl afk farm whole game">had less damage than me playing ivern>check his op.gg>somehow coinflips hardstuck 50%wr gets carried every victoryJust lol
>>500484705*Zilean ult*
>>500484669i haven't talked here in quite the while so when i read something i like this i tripple check just ebcause how much you niggas sound like weirdos , becuase you guys are all weirdos
>>500484765My old Ign that my orbital likes to spam. That dude loves me that much.
>>500484753Im more shocked at that absurd akali damage
>>500485129Akali is an overtuned piece of shitalways have been
>>500484765guy who played in vgs but got stomped so hard he became an avatarfag and support sissy
Stay positive /lolg/!
>my latest games have all been absolute nuke drops 5.0 kda minimumyeah riot i deserved to be placed in gold 3 good one guys
Istg riven players have main character syndrome. Will be 1v5 running away, 99.9% escape and the turn around trying to 1v5. Makes me cringe so hard every time
Nothing funnier than first timing a champion and stomping a 1 million point guy
Backdooring on a fun mode. Sad!
any of you guys like goated at jungle and can coach me maybe
>>500485474i'm afraid of this happening to me so i don't play vgs only aram and tft at this point
>>500486665https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EITHK7DaAochttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3838W8osA8Q&You dont need a coach
>>500486873i have actually watched this guy a lot its how i got out of iron when i was new to the game but i feel like im stuck now. The whole point is taking good opportunities but if that's how you jungle how would faker go 50/0 in pisslo every game? i don't know how to hardcarry through fundamentals
>>500482535Sorry, could you repeat that? I couldn't quite understand you with faker's dick so far down choky's throat.
nami is pregnant
>>500487313i didn't know fish and goat could cross breed
>Be me>Main mid>Washed up>Decided I want to main support since I can be kinda laid back and won't be too important if I die during team fights>Get absolutely mogged and gapped by niggas who lane swap, clear all my wards, rape my adc (who doesn't know spacing)>IN MOTHERFUCKING BRONZEI'm done with this shit.
I play like this.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CwFEml_kvL4
>>500486614it brings me great joy knowing it makes the enemy team absolutely seethe
Music recommendations for playing a game of LOL?
>>500488196emo screamo stuff
It's a new day to praise your ADChads !
Fuck this. Tired of retards in Iron complaining all game acting like they know shit when they're just as fucking terrible as everyone else.
>>500488418Cuck artist.
>>500488329More like Kinozakana.
is /lolg/ doing anything as a group here tomorrow? like a Halloween stream or /vgs/
Yone!
>>500488681someone said they were streaming but i dont know who that was
>>500488681So many girls on /lol/g think they're still boys. It's time we do a group plapping.
>>500488732Anonymous said it.
>>500488196https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAsQ9juo5BE&ab_channel=AustinSibleyI recommend the whole album.
>>500488196https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1ULJ92aldE
>>500488872>>500488998too much estrogen in the water desu
>>500487240https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PklLmovW8Gwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfVdRjjfpvU
>>500488681>he wasn't invited to the lolg halloween party
Briar is cute and must live
>>500484542Your fault
>>500488196Check this shit out bro. https://youtube.com/watch?v=kn7oU70Xbjs&pp=ygUTYWN0cmFpc2VyIGV2ZXJmcm9zdA%3D%3D
>Old chair broke>Replacement chair makes my back feel numb after some timeMan, what the fuck. I can't league like this.
>There is a volibear skin that turns him into a tigerFor what purpose?
>>500489624who is she?
>>500490040because tigers are cool
>>500485504<3
>>500488678thank youuu, thank youuuuuu>>500488998cute ear wiggle>>500489843dork in a red jacket. you like that type of metal, you might likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj26K77VVcQ&ab_channel=rutledge123
>>500484108last thread
why does this guy only respond to avatarfags
How do you fight Mordekaiser as Sion?
>>500488196https://youtu.be/ZcaaDTNP4d8?si=g3IvolV3Y8qJsi4z
>>500490242AIKA. :)>>500490537The vocals seem kinda…alt rocky? New singer would be good. I like the melodies.
>>500490537Challenge for Azakana, post music that doesn't end with >-core>>500490593Who??
>>500490702take Phase Rush, op rune
>>500488196I got a bunch of playlists on my youtube depending on mood and champpiratey tunes for gp and mfcowboy tracks for high noon skinsfgc tracks for settskating playlist for zeristill need a painting playlist
>>500490702You could try playing with your butt! It's free.
Jungler on my team>Doesn't pink ward anything>Doesn't use sweepers ever>Mental diffs after 1 death (invade at the start)>Fucks up multiple ganks on top lane>Never ganks bot >Needs help from mid + top to get grubs>Doesn't contest a single obj outside the first set of grubs>Blames the team the entire time What the fuck is wrong with the people who play this game
>>500490796>>500490537
>>500490593He has a parasocial relationship with them, sadly.
>>500490804Why specifically Phase Rush?
>>500490856lul newfag much? He's always done that.
>>500490949so you can dodge his Q and E and run out of his passive
>>500489913fatass
>>500490927
>>500490856Cute pics>>>sexual pics
>that viego obsessed polish girl on twitter is fat and has greasy as fuck hairwow totally didn't expect that
>>500491464No one with taste would waifu Viego or any edgy champ
>>500491297No. I ship them! They are cute! I want to watch them do all sorts of lovey dovey stuff! And I don't want to be part of it because I don't want to intrude and ruin the moment! I would rather they not know I'm watching!
>>500491965Are you a 4th wheel?
Wits end used to give 40 ad40% attack speed40 mr20 on hit movement speed Fray used to deal something like 15-80 or 25-80 magic damage on hit (depends on when you ask)now it gives0 ad50% attack speed (attack speed is also a cheaper stat now)45 mr20% tenacity0 on hit movement speedFray now only deals 45 magic damage on hit and doesn't scaleIt's shit defensively, guts your damage, guts your scaling, and is barely felt both in terms of mr and tenacityTenacity is a joke stat and both wits end and mercurial aren't viable for crit builds since they delay your ie + last whisper item power spike and need to be built last realistically speakingIt's shit for on-hit and bruisers don't build it eitherWho is it for?
>>500491140I weigh 75kg. It's just one of those weird school chairs that are meant to make children's lives miserable.
>>500488196https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgfsXTOn_pI&ab_channel=Drake-Topic
>>500487240https://www.youtube.com/@FzFrostThis guy can't hit chall anymore despite claiming to be chall but he is really good for learning the game since he explains his thought processes well. He can't play the champs he plays like a one-trick and yet he can still win games so your mechanics aren't that importantWhen I started the game I placed iron. Watching him got me to plat in months (as a jungler). Give him a try. I sound like a shill but it's true
>>500489913don't play league for a while and get a chair tomorrow
>>500492662kyoppi?
>>500489913go do some exercise.
>>500492662based Steel chad
>>500490702you rush negatron and go kaenic first itemyou concede cs take bad recalls and play to not feed him too hardthen you play for teamfights after laning phase since you can never kill him on side, only keep him there and stallyour jungler can help you kill him in lane but you never win post 6, you simply lack damage if you go tank and he outsustains due to no mana and built-in healing
>>500488998listened to this, cool old school hip hop vibes
>>500493170what! no! i love them! they love each other!
Another Day. Another Dollar.
>>500493021if you do this you will also win the biggest söyboy on the server competetion so two birds with one stone
>>500493290never speak on love again
>>500492784Obsessed,
>>500493476Morde is the most soi brainless nigger champ in the game You pick Morde into Sion and Sion can't play. His skill expression doesn't matter and you can make 100 billion mistakes without getting punished since he simply lacks damage to punish youIt takes no skill to get ahead in lane as stomp the midgame. If you expect Sion to bend over and get assfucked all game into a loss when you play cringe shit yourself then you need to rope immediately. Although your morbidly obese morde playing ass might bring the whole ceiling down if you tried.
Hmm another extremely suspicious matchmaking when i get into my master promos... hmm....
>>500488196https://youtu.be/jU6iP0WLsU8?si=GlQn-r2W7enNgMPo
>>500493703They met irl don't be jealous
Uhhhh. 4th times a charm?Vgs anyone?
>>500490537Be careful, they're dangerous. >>500490561>Soraka Gank>>500493197https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K07Ltx0mYDI&ab_channel=Jarv-TopicNice. It's just some good "Vibes"
>>500493947>enemy adc assrapes your handless sissy ass and solocarries with her support>ahhh save me riotman its rigged matchmakingYeah having a losing top, jungle, and mid is having the better team bro. I think Trist got carried for sure
>>500494068are you doing this on purpose
>>500493636No! You're hurting me! This doesn't feel fair! I am in tears!
>>500494215No I’m just bored and maybe I’ll play a custom before I sleep. Pass is vidya.
>enchanterfag had less kp than a marksman chadonononononono ahahahaahahhaahahhahahahahaaha
>>500493938>immediately assumes I'm on the side of mordekaiserhonestly just kill yourself. maybe buy some longswords next time you play sion and you won't be such a pussy anymorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8jXBZAnkss
>>500493947Differences between Emerald and Diamond ? I'll probably reach Diamond 4 again then only play to refresh the decay every two weeks... Diamond+ seems scary.
>>500494270youve been told multiple times that trying to start a lobby this late wont work and you come back the very next night to do it again
>>500494215yeah shes a tease
>500494270no one wants to play with an off topic spamming avatarnigger. go back to /sp/ and /soc/ where you can talk about sports and your parents
>>500494182All nami had to do was not die. Support players are subhuman. This was not a particularly "good" league of legends game when my team sends it to trist over and over. I had the least deaths on my team. >>500494391There is no difference between emerald up to D2 so don't worry. This nami will be there soon the way she was playing.
>500494270Humiliation ritual?
>>500494370>dude ad sionIf I wanted to pick an assassin I would pick and assassin
I got one! I need 8!
LOVE jungle man
what champ should i main if im tall and handsome and strong and athletic and white and rich irl
>>500494652idk bro, looks like a jungle diff to me
>had to explain to my doctor that my mom hasn't let me cum in close to 2 yearsit was so embarrassing. I dont think I can ever talk to another human being irl ever again.
>>500494652You have a 44% WR senpai. Fuck off to Silver you boosted faggot
8 more lads.
>>500494615no you wouldn't. you obviously don't have the balls for that.
I just won my ranked game with ap Sion>>500490702you don't fight him you just afk farm chill play and hope you have the better team Sion has 3 kinds of bad matchups1) it's basically impossible to actually win lane vs them but if you reach late game you will be more useful later. For example mordekaiser or Warwick 2) champs that if you play well you can actually win lane against them if you outplay them but if they get a lead on you it's basically gg. They will snowball out of control. For example fiora and darius 3) you basically just lose automatically no matter what you do, there's not many champions like this though, it's basically just Gwen and aatrox that are this bad, they outscale you and you will never win lane against them either if they are human Personally I ban Gwen if I'm blue side and aatrox if I'm red side. Nobody mains Gwen outside of this thread, they only pick it to counterpick, if they see Sion or a similar champ they will pick her but they won't just blind pick her. Whereas aatrox has many mains and they will just blind pick him so if you're red side it's smart to ban him instead because otherwise you're going to often end up with last pick counterpicking yourself like an idiot
If I kill myself by jerking off to Jinx, that means I spend eternity with her, right?
>>500494812Looked me love you too
7 MORE. WE CAN MAKE IT.
You will never go on a hunting trip with graves and kill rengar together and roast rengar and then make sandwhich with graves while roasting rengar meat and having graves show you how to cook medium rare and smelling his cigar and chest hair while the rengar meat cooks and then finding local berries to put on the rengar meat sandwiches and then smell the musk of a hunter while you two eat berries and a sloppy little rengar sandwhiches feeling kitty slop down your chin
>>500494997this is unironically the most non discord lobby that has existed in the past 5 years
>>500494604whos your crush and how often do you flirt with them?
>>500495092post lobby
>>500494370Lethality Sion is underrated but it's only good vs certain matchupsMorde is not one of them XDYou want to go lethality vs ranged top and Mundo. Works vs Darius if you're good at spacing
6 MOOOOORE
>>500494504And Trist has two less deaths than you with higher kp, both relatively and in total, when she plays a riskier champ and has no defensive items except maw.You have seraphs and built armguard and have better built in cc in your kit.Nami almost has the same kp as you if you want to pretend like she is "bad" and solo-lost the game lmao. She only has 4 more deaths than you.You aren't even the best player on your team, a team I might add preformed better than the enemy team as a whole. You play a braindead handless enchanter who relies on their team to carry and then complain when a better player wins due to their efforts. It's pathethic to seeSupport players are subhuman indeed, you are one of them
>>500488196https://youtu.be/tsPdVsIXqzU?si=bQnsTzK_U5GFJxio
>>500495162
>>500488196https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqP5sSNAeqY
>>500495162come in and check, unless you are scared
>>500484108In wild rift the MMR has a short memory and is mostly based on your gameplay, your stats.So if you inflate it quick you will get literal apes in your game, if you constantly feed you will get the best players to carry you.The ranking ladder is a +1 and a -1 system, with ranking protection cards that you can buy and which are rewarded to you all the time and also lots of events to protect you from a poss this means that you can endlessly climb by sheer volume of games even with a sub 50% winrate.Now they've added a system where if you score an S you do not lose any rank and if you score an A you get refunded 50%.
>>500495038I put a lot of work into this
5 MORE LETS GOOOOO
WE GOT 6
>>500494976You really shouldn't be touching it. Cumming without touching is much better :)
>>500494652I love junglers too man
>>500495291>snowballing adc snowballs the game>hur durr you did poorly despite not dying once in lanelol the cope and delusion in your point is crazy. if nami didn't die 3 times trist wouldn't statcheck my heal shields. she fundamentally doesn't understand how league works when she thinks we can ever trade in the early game against trist. Its ok, like i said she deserve emerald with the way shes playing. can't do much when she instacleanses my ult. going to report for scripting too.
NEED 4
>>500495726>can't do much when she instacleanses my ult. going to report for scripting too.this nigga thinks he's dumbdigger
GUYS COME OOOOOON
>>500495930its ok you can keep coping lol riot will always ensure i lose my master promo i wonder how they gonna rig it when i duo with my jungler friend haha
>>500496101stop being an attentionfag
>>500496304I have to since I just need 4 more
>>500495726>instaclears my rthe extremely telegraped ability? damn, must be scriptingyou clearly deserve chall and the master trist that beat you fair and square is scripting, it's your teams fault even though they played better and trist won singlehandedlydont forget to dialate btw
CAM ON GUYS. 4.
>>500496669if you were a cute girl I would
>>500496498it unironically is my teams fault when i don't die a single time in laning phase and my nami ints a snowballing champ. highest k/da so i didn't feed the fucking statcheck champ. learn to play the game two enchanters dont win early but this nami sure seems to think so. if you count last split, i have failed 10 master promos solo. it is blatantly rigged. its ok that trist will be banned for scripting and i will get consolation lp
Need four players for vg vs vg game
>>500496878HELP DISCORD SAVE US
Guys….just one game…..
imagine how mad the seraTROON would be if he had >2/7 top>1/13 jungle>5/11 mid
NOOOO I CANT GIVE UP. VG VS VG PASS IS VIDYA
the lobby right now. only 4 more
THREE MOREEEEEE
WE ALMOST GOT IT. TWOMORE.
>>500497014that would never happen because i cross map all the time to ensure my topside wins with tp. troll harder
ONE MORE
The, uh, the goddamned...
>>500497752will there be another one after? i wanna join but i'm already in a champ select...
>>500497812UhhhhhWell if demand is high then i can do one more.
>>500497887guess i'll wait after my game and see. thanks friend
>>500497808do you kiss your bf on the lips after you eat his ass?
>>500488196https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sChzAHIHQpQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SId8Hl60JOshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFcCzCGZaYEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_bdUyIkn_c
How many champs do you play for your main role and how many for your secondary?
>>500497972Actually don’t wait because it’s raining hard so I don’t want to risk any dc sorry bro.
>>500497303omw morgy hang tight
>>500495038>>500495458cute
>>500498404You really should have 1-3 for your main role, and 1-2 for your off role. Don't be like me...
>Completely stomp the game>12/2/10>Enemy complain my champ is broken and has zero counterplay. >"Won cause bad jungle, and lucky">No one aknoledges my 200+ games this season of playing ONLY this one champion I hate that players can't admit they've been outskilled. So annoying.
>>500498838windupsissy
good night /lolg/>>500498404>midahri, cass and lb>jgonly evelynn
>queue pops>suddenly realize i have the wrong summoners>decline>get a fucking warning "IF YOU EVER RUIN THE QUEUE AGAIN WE WILL LOCK YOU OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"what the fuck lmao seriously??
OH N-
what season 14 does to support players
Based god doubleshit hater here. I know that shitter yearns to shit it up and consume all NA oxygen again. What is that shitter up to?
>>500499939>take one of the most annoying, swingy mechanics in the game>make it even more fucking cancerousi don't know why they did this. funny webm though
which league ladies would hunt you down and kill you
Should I main support or jungle?I like junglers a lot but farming seems boring
>>500500960Evelynn.
>>500501192>enable auto attack>watch lanes and my character autos between cooldownsyea farming is boring bro
UH OH THRESH MELTY
>>500501312Wym anon
>>500501274how would she go about doing it?
>>500501192It's time to become a support main ! But only if you're coming from another role that isn't jungler, otherwise you're going to be pretty ass for a hot minute.
>>500501328I thought Mundo was a tank wtf is this
>>500501542mundo is one of the weakest champs early game, he becomes a menace at lvl 16
results lol
>>500501882If he dies like that to Akali I can't imagine laning against Darius as Mundo
>>500502007filthy voli abuserI spit on your mother
https://x.com/sjokz/status/1851709801891303538wtf she is literally me
Was fun lads. Gg and GNM!Sorry about no new game, storm starting.
>>500501328genuinely the most vomit inducing champ in the game. what the fuck is wrong with this bitch (i know it's because she's rito's pet ever since kda)
>>500502076you picked khazix in a vgs bro
>6W 0L on latest account>nonononono says riot, here's a 4 stack against your double duo and (TEEHEE) they're both only 25% and 32% win rate!>win anywaysThis company is trash. I cracked your faggotass code. Hire another washout MIT programmer to fix your Tribunal / MMR / Churn / Matchmaking / Forced 50 cunt slobbering shitbag failure to keep me down.
>>500502007qmm sucks lol
>>500501460Eating me. I will like it.
>>500502083someone else could make one
>>500502007GGS bros>>500502184not my fault i missed every critAlso the build got nerfed so hard manBack when Essence had sheen and navori was a real item it was sick, it's totally unplayable now
>>500502164i dont care and everyone that doesnt like you/something you did isnt me, obsessed
>bwipo replaced
>>500502386>the discord has resorted to forgoing lolg and just playing vgs amongst themselvesrip
>>500502187please explain in some more detail
>>500502007tubby tried to run me down gg ez
>>500501328Cancer abuser imagine being stuck diamond playing this piece of shit
>log in>volibear still reworked
>>500502578thats an old screenshot but good attempt
>>500502651You int it down every other vgs bolo
>>500502781proof ?
>>500502594she would eat my meat. it would feel good.
>>500500960
>>500502118>>500502660but that's not yone in the webm
Tonight is the night I'll get to Diamond 4 !
vgs done?gg then
>>500503240>every match atleast 2-3 silver achievement(lvl30-40) account in the game to this day>even after vanguardgrimi sometimes check challenger ladder and atleast half of them are just lvl50-60 accounts on some servers
why does this remind me of shrek?
you are working on rizzing up your lolg crush right anon?
WR keeps winning
>>500504293it doesn't worki need a new crush
im about to play my first ranked game in years. wish me luck!
That's Nami. Say something nice about her.
>>500505030we have lots of manly boys and femboys looking for their match anon go for it
EVENS REINSTALL LEAGUE AND REFINE EVERYTHING SPEND 40 MINUTES LAST HITTING MINIONS IN PRACTICE TOOL BEFORE I PLAY MY FIRST QUICKPLAY GAMEODDS KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT. END YOUR FUCKING LIFE FAGGOT STUPID FUCKING IDIOT FAGGOThttps://files.catbox.moe/0x2y0q.webmNIGGERhttps://files.catbox.moe/f023gt.webmSTUPID FUCKING NIGGERhttps://files.catbox.moe/lug9mx.webmFAGGOThttps://files.catbox.moe/16zbt4.webmKILL THE STUPID NIGGERhttps://files.catbox.moe/twaucb.webmFAGGOT HITLER RETARD NIGGERhttps://files.catbox.moe/yh4ub1.webmIM "cherry picking" YOU FUCKING STUPID NIGGER?https://files.catbox.moe/e861wi.webmThis made me quit the game lolhttps://files.catbox.moe/0if9oy.webmFUCK YOU
nvm i aint reinstalling that shit thank god i deleted it.
>>500505806>got jonkled by his own teammate so hard he quit the gameLOL, what is even your goal playing this game?
>>500504293she said I lost my chance with her so no.
>>500505806>play in rank that is designed for people with mental or physical disabilities>complain that people are retarded
>Enemy Mundo mid asks "cs and chill">My mid agrees>I open top>Somehow I'm a problem but letting a late game monster just not be punished for being weak early is okSilvers are retarded
>>500505806>https://files.catbox.moe/lug9mx.webmyou cannot possibly complain about your junglers and make these playsyou are literally auto attacking the tower after using both ult charges
It's over. I'm back on my way to silver...
>>500506590>200 games played this splity, u hit diamond and then what, ur pants dont magically unpiss themselves when you get there
>>500505806Holy shit every single one of these is gold
hnnnnggg okay I'm gonna play jungle pick a 1v9 champ sigma grindset muteall monk mental I'm literally gojo from jjk like my favorite L9 streamer taught me WTF WHY CAN'T I CARRY PIGS FUCK I WILL NEVER MAKE IT OUT OF GOLDOkay gg go next
>>500505230we lost super fucking hard. 13/0 or so sylas on enemy team. had to report like 5 people for being toxic in chat. onwards!
I'll never have a lolg duo like some anons hereI hate you all bragging about your love while I'm alone on Halloween
>>500507392are you guys going trick or treating?
>>500507392Be like those lonely incels bragging about a garbage video game score in the worst version the game has ever been while we score actual pussy ;)
>>500505806
>>500507549It's all si17 has
REPORT FEEDBACK>REPORT FEEDBACKREPORT FEEDBACK>REPORT FEEDBACKREPORT FEEDBACK>REPORT FEEDBACKREPORT FEEDBACK>REPORT FEEDBACK
>>500507671god he's so strong and cool. i love darius so much
>>500507392lolg romance is back on the menu!?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gBjI-t2b0wHappy Valentines Day everyone
>>500507392You and me, man...
>>500507392how cute are you? region?
https://x.com/Shindonuelle/status/1851382921833431174esports slop
>>500507392gotta put yourself out there buddyeven if you get rejected at least you tried, it hurts but I can tell ya it feels way worse to think about potential missed opportunities instead
>>500508608I'll be your boyfriend, nitedew
>>500508787pic related and maqe
>>500506713I want to go on my alt account and put more time into learning ADChud !
Swain.
>>500508706what did he say?
this new name system with # is so faggy why did you people do this? also you can't change name more than once every 90 days what made you fags think this was a good idea?
>>500507392Unironically covering late shift today because everyone had plans for Halloween and I was just going to play games after work. I think the worst one is probably being alone or online on Christmas or having to think about what you did the entire year in new years.
I wonder if Annie Anon made it to Diamond last split...
When is the next patch?
>>500509410No one thought it was a good idea besides Riot so that riot accounts aren't tied to region
Is this game fun still?
>>500509520next week I think
>>500505806you have 10 deaths in fucking iron. give me a webm of each one of your deaths where you argue if they where justified or not? i want to see more self reflection from you
>>500509630no and it's worse than I remembered
>>500509630pov: you main ahri
>>500507671hes made to be a tank killer. his laning is shit and his scaling sucks, pick any non tank and you can hard outscale him. just dont run into him with an underleveled tank and let him get full stacks because you will die
>>500510361>he's made to be a tank killerMost tanks literally beat him in a 1v1 after 3 items. I love shitting on Darius as Sion after finishing Endless despair. He's really strong early, a huge lane bully, and a monster midgame if he gets ahead. However all his damage is flat and gets kited for days.
>>500510549you forgot his dogshit teamfighting. if he doesn't have both summoners up he's straight up useless
>>500509630>>500497598>>500494914I need to rub one out
remember when it actually took nasus scaling a while to kick in so it was a gamble whether or not the pick would pay off
>>500511650He falls off super hard late. He just gets melted.
>>500511717>He falls off super hard lateme when i lie
Who knew playing safe would be good and fun...
>>500511861He can win 1v1s, maybe 2v1s, but Nasus is not inherently tanky like say an Ornn or a Malphite. He also gets kited really hard. You can remedy that with Phase Rush, but then you had to lane without extra sustain.
>>500512045>you can kite against nasus' wme when i lie
>>500509550but it still costs $30 to transfer region
>>500509410It's free for me now so I don't care.
surely there will be euw vgs tonight
>>500512853I'm not gonna make it and I'm working late shift.
there aren't really any garen skins that i like. god king is cool but i don't like how fucked up and evil he is in that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-AlJd3ttg8
how to respond without sounding mad?
how do I make money with these stats?Briar is my favorite league of legends character
>>500513450stick your fingers in your butt!
>>500488196https://youtu.be/e-Gxd7a7KyE?si=XGQzcWDFiBJnuUw4
>>500514684Never find peace like this ever again.https://youtu.be/a_4vNoYRfYw?si=BRnFX_-m5_8Ym7-t
>>500512986https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SLlE1UF7iY
>>500509630Serious question : how do you wake up everyday in her skin and not just feel like an absolute Goddess? I would treat men like absolute shit and steal all of their money and they would cum their pants at the idea. I would feel like the entire world is my bitch. How are such people even real.
>>500513409>role that is supposed to set up the pace of the entire game is occupied by a n*gger (I'm sorry advertisers) who isn't going to do shit the whole gameWhy is it not permaban worthy? Genuinely all my games are losers thinking they're gojo from jjk but they're useless as fuck, just farm and surrender.
i think the most frustrating thing about playing league is that you'll never get a rematch. like if you lose lane you'll probably never see the guy that beat your ass again and you'll never get another shot at winning.
>>500515350League isn't meant to be an interesting pvp experience, it's a slot machine where you just push the button again and again until you hit the bing bing.
>>500515345that's what i ended up doing. got farmed by enemy trundle because there's literally nothing for him to fear, who's going to come gank him? teemo? lmao
>>500515226>be good looking woman>open onlyfans and patreon and proceed to swim in money>be good looking man with big dick>uuugh>i guess i can upload vids of me jerking off so a few homos can buy my onlyfans?>use my hard earned money to buy a loaf of bread every week league of legends is a fun and entertaining videogame developed by riot games
>>500515350that could be good, but it could also be badimagine if you played the same guy 100 times and lost every time
>>500515513it'd be better than never even getting a shot at it, man. especially when you're a top laner, because 99% of that is just "did you get counterpicked?" lol
>>500515584try playing fighting games
>>500515636i have 1k hrs in strive and like 600 in sf6
>>500515672i have some hrs in tekken 8, strive, and sf6. league is my chill game personally
Does jungle get a lot more farm than support?
dota dragon>cool league of legends dragon>unspecified gender tranny disney plus mutanthow come everything about league is so gay? it wasn't always like that.
>>500512045how many top laners actually have better sustain than nasus? nasus has elite sustain regardless of build or keystone imho his level 1 ult gives him 2400 gold worth tank of tank stats for 15 seconds, at level 18 if both have 15k gold then nasus will have roughly 1400 of extra tank stats compared to ornn when he ulties despite the free masterwork and 10% bonuses that ornn gets to tank stats. ornn has 0 sustain outside of his base hp regen and whatever he gets from runes and items
>>500516445Trying to cater to the arcane watchers (they think arcane watchers drink marvelslop and disneyshit)
>>500508620Still wondering if I should buy a ticket to worlds for this weekend... I hate scalpers so much it's unreal.
It's cooked...>>500516343Ye, supports will always have the least amount of income unless stupid shenanigans happen.
>>500516878How many games do you play a day? Also how do you have such a large stamina playing more than 3 games a day?
>>500501328I would actually like to watch you play Akali, you don't stream now do you?
>>500516684No
>>500517294I might unironically do it. Just waiting.
lol the last 2 boxes i've opened have just been champ shards and nothing else. riot nerfed the rewards? or what?
>>500517279She's built like a fridge what are you doing lil bro
>>500517363They did a year ago or so, yes.
>>500515672whats your sf6 main?
>>500517435she's got a nice ass
>>500517435stfu lil timmy!
>>500516928I'm a NEET for another two months... About ~5-10 games a night though. I ultimately play 4fun, and rarely tilt, or stress about this dumb game.
>>500517363Got decent drops this year on the main account but the new accounts have been terrible bad in terms of drops after vanguard.
Dude, what?
>>500518154Go back to saying another day another dollar.
Briar is the cutest champion and must be loved
>>500518154>he didn't say the thingwtf
buff serpents fang
>>500517587ive played like 8 different characters because that roster is dogshit but currently bison
>>500518521>Bisonwe could've been brothers, I take pride in my fellow 4channelersbut this?this is low, even for lolg
I cannot stop thinking about sex with these little succubi.
>>500518570sorry man pressing 5hp is too fun
>>500518580describe your feelings in detail. visualize it. explain in a poem what you want to do with them. put some effort so we can be all entertained. similar to a the last threads with the lulu poster making some steamy paragraphs for her admirers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2rG-K47wyAnew zaned drama just dropped
>>500518597most characters get to 5hpI just hate how flowcharty and easy bison is, specially in pro play, you watch 5 different akumas and can tell which is which by their choices in neutral, their choices for punishes and corner carry, their oki setups, their firball game, and even their combo choice if they go for the demon or notbut you look at every single Bison from the start of a tournament to the 4 in top 8 and they ALL do the exact same thing every time>bomb combo>drive rush>block the opponents DP>combo again either with a lvl 3 finish to win or another bomb to do the exact same thing all over again
>>500518745Link, I can't find it.
>>500518745i pump my dump inside her rump
>Play ARAM>Get Poppy>Build full tank>Pin people into walls>Interrupt all the dashes>Spam laugh throughout the entire gameGod I love Poppy
>>500518892Poppy needs to slam me into the wall
>>500518828yeah the thing for me is that i like bison's design, visually, and i like his moves. it's a shame he's linear and kind of bland realistically but i have more fun if i like the character, it genuinely has more of a weight on my enjoyment than any other aspect of the game.hoping they change him in the patch though, there's really no reason to ever do anything different with him. i say this but lmao at the idea of this shit fucking game ever getting balance patches.
>>500484216MINDBROKEN
>>500518864>>49 here it is. press control+F and search for "good boy" that's what i remember and you will see lulu lewds and some Shakespeare level goon yapping>>500518870come on bro, i am sure you an do better than that. girls dont want ounga bounga every time. you can try being gentle and she will want more
>>500519424You didn't link anything
How do I stop caring about having cumguzzlers in my team? I can detect them after not 3 minutes ingame and then I know they will be fucking useless and vote no to surrender to make it last for 45 minutes because they're well aware of how worthless their lives are.
>>500519503i will try again, maybe i pasted it wrong. tell me if you want me to post the screenshots. i have them. >>500022198
>>500519684Do you mean the Lulu dom stuff?
>>500519771yeah. i mean, maybe i am exaggerating on how good it is but it's defiantly something women want or at least the girls i met. maybe i am the weird one.
>>500519684Let's see the screenshots
>>500519771Sucking on mommy Lulu's sweaty toes
>>500519883>>500519867
>>500519973how would she dominated me? asking for a friend haha
>>500519867That's literally me writing that, and you are a bit exaggerating about how good it is. And I can't really bother myself going in detail with the exact fantasy I want for each yordle, although getting dominated by Lulu in lane and being her eager human pussy eating slave is fun to think about.
>>500519973actually i will just post them together. i almost waited minutes for one by one
>>500519565There's always another game.
>>500520197you can read this a bit >>500520236>>500520229understood. i just happen to find it interesting. i am not really good in it and i want to learn.
>>500520324There's not much skill in writing what you fantasize about, just have an avid imagination. Like seeing pic related and imagining Lulu just told you to get on all fours and kiss her toes one by one or else she won't be ulting you.
wtf creepy
>>500513409teemo is literally one of the strongest junglers rn below diamond
>>500520802well he sure wasn't in that game bud!
https://youtu.be/_0lOZwsIRBc?si=d2tN-7-aLWd6_Tlq&t=90
>>500520461>lulu ulting my cock to the point it hurts like hell just to satisfy herself on it because she's a turbo size queen
>>500520461ok i will try - imagine how much fun would be if you feed a bit in game and she is thinking for an ideal punishment...like locking the chastity belt plus the eye cover and then bending over inviting you with her little finger rubbing her bean but just before you do anything, she reveals that you are not allowed to touch with anything other than tongue and dont even think about throwing an a lick on the clit. the thing is... your tongue will live inside her anal opening from now on. would you listen like the cute submissive femboy you are?
>>500520461im not into feet :(
>>500520858And we still don't get champs or reworks with full facial rigs.
>>500521145is mine better? >>500521136
>>500521136the esl adds to the cuteness
>>500521364yey, positivity
at least all the subhumans are on eu
>>500519565Ye there's always next game. You'll never remember these people within the next two minutes after the game ends, so why give them control over your mentality and emotions ? There's bad players every game, and you're most likely making the same mistakes as them - it might not be the current game you're in, or the next few, but you do make their mistakes. Focus on yourself, and know how you can improve to help other people on your team win more.
>>500521534Actually helpful advice? On my lolg?
>>500521145Would you rather plant kisses in her big purple butt cheeks while the enemy bot duo watches?
frankly im not listening to anyone playing a turbocancer champ that can't be built against, has no significant counters or counterplay, is spammy as fuck and has a 30 mile dash in any direction she wants tbqh
>>500521443are you the femboy that wants to be in chastity in that scenario?
if you can just buy the support item and leave top lane why does anyone play top lane normally?
>>500522165I can always destroy her playing Swain, her disadvantage is her holding still every other second to gather stacks for you to openly trade and punish her with your entire rotation once she's vulnerable. This happens across her entire existence in the map.
>>500522219Toplane items are expensive and you will need cs and ideally kills to keep up with the pace of your enemy laner, just getting a support trinket and leaving the lane essentially gives them free cs, free tower plate gold which probably snowballs to first tower and also void grubs + rift. You passively siphoning like 2 gold per second is nothing in comparison and you're gonna be level 4 while they're 6.
I can't win!
>>500522317>her holding still every other second to gather stacks???
>>500522202i suppose i am. gotta be real. it makes sense in my history. my "gf" has complexes. religious+daddy issues+mommy issues+anorexic and that leads to being a lesbian but God sent me so now i have to fulfill her fantasy with buying cosplay costumes of male and bisexual anime characters.
>>500522219https://www.op.gg/summoners/euw/Diwine-EUW?hl=en_USIt's a viable strategy ! I saw it on Yozus vods: https://youtu.be/Q0vBbyAAyBg?1&t=5955I'm sure there's a handful of people who play this way, it unironically seems incredibly fun.
>>500522529The wraiths, maybe you were talking about some other champ idk, sorry if so.
>>500523562senna doesn't have a 30 mile dash in any direction she wants lol
I actually don't understand what I'm supposed to be doing mid when support and jungle just decide to not let me play.Can't ward because pinks everywhere, can't get past my turret because these two are allowed to perma roam with very little to lose and it's all up to my jungler and support to capitalize on it, which they never do.Literally completely out of my hands.
>>500523612Too. Early.
mfkn skeletons on my lolg
>>500523684You pick Ahri and farm from afarThat's literally midlane
>>500523684In situations like that you can just farm up and wait for the midgame. Mages scale.
>lost a game in EUNE silverits doomed isnt ?granted I was playing Irelia jg
In a PRECICELY 11:30 game i had a minion score of 104, with literally no pressure from an enemy combatant, with a general rule of trying only to last hit and not use abilities, only autos. redpill me the implications having 104 minions at the 11:30 mark and what that means I should play around in terms of item spikes in terms of how strong i should expect to be at about 10-15 minutes in game. redpill me about what 104 minions at 11:30 truely means. i am now going to practice tool 3 jungle clears. and then i will practice tool hitting my ults with irelia. and I will que up a game and call everyone in it a nigger.
any euw neets tryna get some dubs (gold 4)
look who i got in my lobby
>>500524763You said you uninstalled?
>>500525173I did.
>>500525173Have you seen the screenshots that faggot posts? He just said that for attention.
>>500525239Leave.
>>500524763grim friends list
>>500521304im not a femboi :(
>>500525243no fuck this game but i want to get good at this game so im doing that
>>500522163oh hell yea! nom them cheeks like theyre the last purple cheeks in the world.
no really does my cs need to be higher at 11:30 or what. imagine i have a shitter opponent that literally lets me free farm what should my EXACT farm be at 11:30?
>>500525475It depends.
>>500525543it literally cannot depend. im mid lane for specifics. i simply need to know how much cs i should have to be a challenger player.
>>5005254759cs/min
>>500525812not ingame in practice tool with nobody around 9cs/min would be what, 90 there wouldnt it? i got over that.
>>500525910nvm im a nigger. i got it. im gonna win right now im hyperfocused im a killing nigger machine
>>500525334you a sissy?
today I will remind the rioters lurking the thread to remove vangaurd + the devs behind it ok thank
>>500526385what game you playing instead puu?
>>500525475>>500525910>what should my EXACT farm be at 11:30?Minions spawn at 1:05 and take 32 seconds to reach the centre of mid lane.Each wave comes out in 30 second intervals and has 6 minions, 7 every 3rd wave before 20 minutes.Therefore in 11 minutes and 30 seconds you get 20 waves, 6 of which are seige waves and 14 of which are normal waves. So the max amount of farm you can get if you have perfect cs is 122 which is just under 11cs/min
>>500526476You're such a nerd
>>500526447I dabble in runegame and tricky towers and some other games here and there maybe trying out rimworld at some point
>>500526579
>>500526758Why don't you try getting a husband and putting your eggs to use before they dry up?
>>500526758wait youre a girl?be my gf?
>>500499310people have been abusing declines to stream snipe
>>500526880*cheek kiss*
>>500527230mommy!
>>500526935>>500527051the desperation
>>500527532Welcome to lolg
>>500525173
You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"
>>500527420I don't think I'll ever get sick of this.
>>500525420Lulu's ass does have that effect on human men!
>>500528660Making lolg anons pump and stroke?
>>500527532These guys will say shit like that to anyone, don't even know why they bother, wish I could filter.
>>500529329I only say it to anons that post cute Lux pictures and spread positivity
ahhh im high elo
>>500526935>Woman just... exists>Some random man "PUMP OUT 100 BABIES NOW!!!!"What if she doesnt want to have kids though.Do you have any kids?You probably dont.Manchildren who think women are baby making machines usually dont have any children of their own they live a single childfree life so they can get drunk and play vidya all day but demand women have 15 kids and then they will shame her for being a single mother when her husband leaves her for a another woman when she gives birth because she got stretch marks and loose skin from the pregnancy so he isnt attracted to her anymore.
>>500530368women's purpose on this earth is to sire and raise children.
>>500530368>>Woman just... exists>>Some random man "PUMP OUT 100 BABIES NOW!!!!"
/lolg/ is feeling romantical today I am inspired, lowelo will get a taste of my Crescendums
>>500530434Until her husband leaves her for another woman with a body that isnt damaged from pregnancy then having children is something to shame a woman about.
>>500530603I'd make you a single mommy babe
What are team comps I should avoid and just split push instead of team fighting as Sion? Because last match it was against Shen, Nocturne, Neeko, Vaybe, and Zilean.
>>500528660can I help her put lotion on
>>500528660>>500529146I mostly do it for myself and occasionally share the results.
>>500531374Have you made any that require catboxing?
How did you guys get Meripu is a female from 1 post?
>>500531570Meri has been posting for years dude
>>500512853Yeah sure bro it will be at 10:00 CST 2niteNAME EUW VGSPASSWORD EUW VGS
>>500528660Can you make me cum really hard I have 1 hour until NNN…
ambassing will save league of legends
>>500531795oce?
>>500518772>I'm sorry young women want me broPDF Sigma rizz
>>500531695Oh ok ill be there and do my iconic jungle Akshan.
>>500531851ya…
>>500531868Pedophilia is attraction to prepubescent girls the girl Tarzaned slept with was 12 which is after puberty.
This just inThe worst people in the game are blaming others and flaming other players who play badly as if they aren't 1/8 themselves
>>500518772>jarvan is 14/1/20>tardzaned is 2/9/2 and DOWN csholy molythis is the best jungler in na?
I'm gonna blind Viktor in ranked, anything I should know?
>>500518772holy fuck I remember tarzaned since when I started playing in 2016 and TF blade since… I think he started streaming 2018?Both of these fuckers are ugly, annoying aren’t funny have no charisma, aren’t entertaining at all and do nothing but whine. How the FUCK do they have careers 6-8 years later
I really wish mods would stop deleting my /v yordle threads....
>>500532339creator viktor is his best skin
>tf >disgusting looking babyrage midget with an autism voice>but an actually good player who can hit rank 1 and compete on real servers>hardzaned>handsome looking midget with autism and sassy gay tone and no social awareness>and washed disgusting low master freak Who do I cheer for?
>>500532442That's why I unlocked him, took a while to get mid as a role though...
>>500532339He will get dicked down by Jayce in Arcane season 2
>>500532507The loli chad(tarzaned)
>>500532507tf blade is legitimately a midgettarzaned is 5'10 or so
sion matchups
>>500532507whoever side /ourguy/ is on
>>500532895thank you for your tips mr gold sion
>>500533039yw
>>500530434This, that's their only purpose. They do not pay taxes, they leech beyond belief on tax-paying men. Take me as an example. I am a modern day Robin Hood. I work for a private company owned partially by several big name oy vey companies. I am pretending like I have a repair man coming over after finishing my work. I am actually going to play league of legends. Point being? I am getting money from these vermin and my subhuman socialist state takes about half of it and hands it out to leeches (women, amongst others). What's the contract in this society if women aren't child bearers?POINT BEING, I am playing league of legends while I technically should be working but since I'm fast as fuck boi I've already done what needs to be done.
ratirl is literally gay
WHAT SORAKA SKIN DID I GET MAN WTFFFFF NIGGA IT MADE AN EPIC SOUND
>>500533279
Tarzaned is at least somewhat of a functioning human being.TFBlade is a skinny manlet that that is only good playing the pdf champ and yelling funny stuff when he gets ganked.
Why didn't I have an ADC? Only managed to win thanks to Kayn.
>>500533507>pdf champ go back
>>500532763imagine if she sat on me haha that'd be cool
Can someone explain me the system behind the free hextech chests like I'm a fucking retard.I unlock some when I get S ranks but then I don't and sometimes on lower ranks, etc. I don't get it.
post your halloween costumes, /lolg/.
>>500533768you click on a champ, you see the milestone at the bottom the more you play the more you progress, you can get 2 chests from a champ and X amount from all champs/split(they had to cap it)i don't know what the cap is cause i forgot but rating doesn't matterat the bottom left corner you can see the ratings you need to progress
>>500533925>but rating doesn't matterin a way that it did before, you don't need S ranks for chests
I love watching 30 year olds cry at each other on a videogame while I pick sides and make fun of everyone else I'm 35 and balding and never had sex btw
>>500533507>sunfire>no overlords or titanicehm.....
>>500533523I was wondering why this build wasn't working. By the time I reached Winter's Approach, I'm literally unkillable and 1v5 everyone.
>>500534130Basically me but I'm 28 and my hair is really fucking nice still
>>500534130>I'm 35 and balding and never had sex btwWe know seraphine is 17
>>500533830I'm gonna cosplay as Ahri.
sex is overrated, petite video game waifus are better
>>500533925>>500534030Okaaayy, thanks dude. And a last question, does it reset at all, between seasons or updates? Got a fresh new account, I can't check it on my champ pool.
aram niggas are so unskilled I just hop in and make everyone suck my fat ballsack 1v9 every god damn time sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh doe
>"I choose to play the game mode that appeals to unskilled lazy people">"urgggghhh y are u guys so bad!!1"UH OH NIGGER TRANNY ONIONS ALERT
>>500534489every split
>>500533431WRONG, NIGGA
>hail of blades support darius and click on a bush and go afk chinese vayne is your bot lane>this is their first play of the game>if you complain about it you will be told to play betterlol
>>500534778arr rooks same
oh hell naw nigga this bitch ass hoe be mad with it for what doe? nigga you mad cuz i be styling on yo bitch ass 1v9 in an aram? sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesj
frfr
Why my dick smell fishy?I didnt fuck no sushi.
How do I make my friend to stop maining shit champions like Cho or Ivern so I can make him my little twink
>>500535614Rape him.
>>500535614male or female friend?
>>500535780Male for now.
>>500535826Yeah >>500535674
https://files.catbox.moe/097za5.webm
I assume this niggalow is the fizzwhy did you go in at this point, retard?
>>500535614Cho’gath is a twink champion
how do you lose lane with fucking ignite and barrier lmao
>>500536019https://files.catbox.moe/097za5.webm
You wouldn't a fish.
>>500536019>picked fizz top>Chinese cancer champ on enemy team>jungle issuedeserved, play better
>>500535942>catbox webm>not porn
gg game over
>>500534345can I touch fluffy tails?
>Señor Cat on Settzased
>>500536391There's only one tail and it's not what you're thinking about.
What if somebody posted cropped porn of a league character with a catbox link but when you click on the catbox link instead of getting the uncropped version you get cartel execution video?Wouldnt that be really funny?
>>500536662you need a cage
>>500536898>cartel execution videooh my science pedro just had his face cut off!!
>>500537014No
Who are the most annoying melee match ups for Sion besides Gwen? I struggle against Malphite, Shen, and Riven. Fiora is surprisingly normal mainly because I can fake her out with my Q.
>>500537115dumb fox
>nice ks sivirt. yasuonaaaaaaaaaaah you aram niggas be diffy with it ... and when i be saying diffy with it, i be saying you niggas be sniffing dem chromosomes like its coca! fr you niggas be straight ass ... nigga i'm dropping mustard GAS on these lows in aram
>>500538140Now make one for likelihood of being put in a chastity cage
crazy to think that your ancestors have lived for thousands of years having sex and kids and your bloodline ends with you playing league all day
>>500538253So?
https://files.catbox.moe/0zm5k1.webm
when the fuck are we getting better anti-heal, faggots like kayn, aatrox and briar just heal straight through the anti-heal
everyone is going partying and sex having tomorrow and I'm gonna play league all day
>>500537358Someone answer me?
>>500539031Beats working all night.>>500539067>>500532895
>>500539031yeah life feels miserable without s*xwhy do i have to be this coombrained
I wish Ahri would take my virginity
>>500538659this has been a problem for 7 years, not only are they not buffing anti heal, they have been actively removing it and nerfing it where it exists because chinks love statcheck heal bruisers
>>500539031boo hoo nigger
>>500539370I don't think League is that dopamine inducing (anymore) but I don't think sex is all that amazing either. Though never done it before, seems a bit spooky.
>>500539031Just do what you enjoy which is playing the game since that's what you're planning to do anyways.
>losing a game because both solo lanes died 1v1 level 3>get a level 6 fight that was actually winnable but mid lane fucked literally everything up>tell them they are fucking useless and not to queue up mid since they just steal the role from me>gain a second dog following me around in the jungle hitting the camps i do for the rest of the gameyoure telling me there is 0 chance matchmaking purposefully puts loser retards on your preferred role ready to flip shit the second they get called out. like its way too hard to design a system that checks the last 10 games a player has played, sees they are a random trash playing volatile retard, and throws them on a team it wants to lose?
u suck goldie
>>500532442>>500532528Wrong. This skin has no pimp walk.
>>500540581no u
>>500539031Do people who play League all day even want to go to parties? I have never felt comfortable or enjoyed attending a party or drinking. I feel a lot happier now not forcing myself to go to those sort of things for appearances and instead actually doing things I enjoy like playing vidya or reading.You should never beat yourself up for not being a normalfag because normalfags generally are not people to be looked up to, don't have their life together and aren't happy.
i haven't played anything but aram since 2013am i missing out on anything or do i just go back to aram
>queue up in league
>>500487245Who the fuck is choky's coach? If choky wants to play his farm-heavy playstyle, he needs to be on champs that are unstoppable lategame. Not shit like ahri.
JUST QUEUE AGAIN BRO XD
>>500541005better yet, tell him to fuck off with that behavior and adapt for the team. a "farm-heavy playstyle" is actively discouraged by the game mechanics, and the devs.
>>500541005>>500541248Mata is
IM GONNAIM GONNA QUEUE
https://files.catbox.moe/bmxp0j.webm
>no history of heart disease>young wild and free>feeling like I have low blood pressureis it joever ?
>Ashe is doing really good>Morgana leaves her to help the rest of the team as we contest at grubs>Ashe gets pissed off and flaming her>Ashe dies once>She says I'm done and says she's gonna AFK farm>She later mutes allHow do these players exist? I'm glad the enemy eventually surrendered but still, holy shit.
>feeling likeyou are a fag
>>500541691niggerlows will learn to play where the gold is at one point i'm sure
I am so good on ADC doe? Like this is not normally??????????????? Nigga I pump out damage like I am pumping nut into your gay ass doe fr sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
calm down firestorm
>>500542206Firestorm quit Vayne after I one tricked her to above his peak in 50 games doe frrrrrrrrrrr
>>500538140Why did you leave yuumi out
I'M A HOT HEADI CRASH ANY SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>500539127Thanks m8
>>500539627that means you die, bro
>>500541625why are americans so dramatic. you are aware you can have low blood pressure without any sicknesses
>Enemy base is open>Type in all chat For Frodo>Sion ult into their base>The enemy always understands what I'm doing and all immediately backIt's the funniest fucking thing ever.
It is official
>>500544370>panth renekton warwick lose lane but outscale???
>>500544541Renekton gets outscaled at 1 item and boots if he isnt running ignite which he shouldnt bePanth is aids before first back and in the early levels especially if he takes ignite but after tabis and bork hes finewarwick has a hitler laning phase but after laning phase you play with your team and chill
>>500544370What do you mean Sion gets outscaled? He's a late game champ.
>>500544671oh you just worded it a little esl i get it :)
>>500541691because ashe would like to continue playing the game but morgana roaming while enemy support likely AFK sits in lane, makes it impossible for ashe to touch farm. and forcing your adc to drop just one or two waves of xp + gold so morg can be somewhere else is enough to mental boom them.
>>500544692That tier is for champions that can or rather should lose lane to Irelia but outscale her.
Kayle needs a rework. This champion sucks.
Hitlerstomp all bigots
You guys ever like a champ but there swag is so fucked that you cannot play them?>Rakan has fun kit >his entire personality is him being xayah’s yes man cuckold
>>500545435>Ambessa has an interesting fast paced fluid kit>Shes a black granny
>>500545208hitler killed blacks trannies gypsies and mentally handicapped, jews just cried the hardest and hijacked the whole genocide
>>500545572Damn ... Ok but if I was Hitler I wouldn't be doing all that
>>500531695wtf is that timezone hell na
>>500545435>https://www.runeforge.io/post/japanese-champion-voicelinesPlay Rakan ! Then you never get to hear him say anything about Xayah, unless you also understand Japanese...
>>500545782cringe and pathetic
>>500546013Most, but not all
>>500484753junglers found the PVE gameplay overwhelming so riot has given them:>free garen's passive while in jungle>free blue buff mana regen while in jungle>free aoe clear against jungle campsthis has created a massive disparity between gameplay within and outside of the jungle, causing things like your webm to become regular occurrences
>>500546954wow that sounds broken surely everyone is gonna want to be the lucky guy assigned to jungle
do you think beifeng (#1 qiyana) crossdress when he alone with his bf?
>>500545435i think gwen's kit is interesting but i would never play her because of the stupid sissy AGP gayboy meme
>>500484753>have to lane against an akali abuserlane was already brutal, matchmaking just broke his legs giving him a shitty mage jungle
>>500545520>Senna is a black queen. >She can't shit in my mouth because she's not real.
I feel like i got Evelynn passive everyone just ignores me and doesnt give me any you's like im invisible.Smh.
didnt ask
>>500517812And now is Gourdon's turn
i think your dad crossdresses when he's alone with his bf that your mom doesn't know about
does anyone wanna duo queue for halloween i play adc
>queue 7 games mid/jungle>get jungle 5 times>person they put mid is always a useless pissant
>>500549114Im probably too low rank to duo with you.
happy halloween guys
>>500548442play gwen in LOR if you don't like herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMmBr8toMUEshe genuinely has a cheerful,nice personality and i don't get why playerbase has to push tranny/faggot agenda on characters
>>500546954>free garen's passive while in jungle>free blue buff mana regen while in jungle>free aoe clear against jungle campswatexplain yourself
>>500549843girls
>>500550039jungle egg gives you basically infinite hp mana regen when you're not in lanes
>>500549327what rank are you i haven't played in a while
>>500550039There's no real girls on this board only men and trans "girls"
>>500545435Rell is basically Leona+ but I will never play her over Leona because she is ugly, annoying and overall has a terrible design.
>>500550169Iron 2
today i feel like the yamcha of league
>>500527230>>500528660>>500531374
in case you were wondering, chogath mid just works
Zoe support
>>500550270Trans girls are cute.
>>500539031I twisted my ankle and couldn't walk for 2 days last saturdayIt's not worth it bro, get that lp instead
>halloweenI'm not american consumerist cattle or a spiritually american cucked europeanI don't celebrate it Keep dancing to their tunes, slaves
>>500550270What does this have to do with jungling you mentally ill schizo
Opinions on cowtitted Demacians?
predictions ?
>>500552720Lucky orphanage boys
>>500552720back problems before 20
>>500552754Bot gets shat on, Galio will probably be in 99% of the fights with the jungler and shen/skarner are OP so they automatically win their respective roles.
>>500552720Do you think Sona is into paizuri or does she do it begrudgingly?
>>500552272Yeah it's a bit consumerist for me too, though atleast the aesthetics morbidness is nice and the horror movies. I also miss doombots.
>>500552272so braveso smartnow be a good goy and queue up on your favourite chink game for the 10th time today
>>500552720What does having your pp between boobs of this magnitude feel like?
>>500553042
>>500533190doesn't look at all like kda desu
