>Currently discussed serversTurtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla-)TBC5man - https://tbc5man.com (TBC content scaled down to 5man groups, 3 anons playing in total)Onyxia (Warmane) - https://www.warmane.com (Vanilla-Wotlk Progressive)ChromieCraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com (Progressive Wotlk client, currently at TBC)Ascension - https://ascension.gg (Classless Realm, Wildcard Season Realm, CoA+Wrath Coming in 2025, CoA open beta in December, Wrath release in march, Bronzebeard V+ Server Alpha During this winter season)Athena - https://twinstar-wow.com (Cata, who even plays here)Everlook - https://everlook.org (Vanilla+, chinked)Ashbringer - https://wow.classic-plus.com (Classic+, dead?)Felmyst - https://www.felmyst.com (TBC no-changes-addonless, dead)>Upcoming serversProject Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+, Using TBC as design base and Wrath client)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (Legion)Wallcraft - https://www.wallcraft.org ("Vanilla+")Mistblade 3 (Mop(+?)) | Stormforge TBC fresh (ETA Q1 2025) - https://stormforge.gg>Anon's Ass and Tiddies Mod (Vanilla and wotlk only)By anon, gives bigger boobs and butts to pretty much every female in game.https://files.catbox.moe/8abias.zip>Bikini mod (Vanilla only)Skimpier outfits for females.https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=12307>TurdelVanilla client enhancements - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks (most servers forbid them)Curated list of addons that should work in turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsPatch 1.17.2 new class and gameplay changes - https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?f=63&t=15157Misc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.orgReply to OP with upcoming server updates and news.Previous thread: >>500828172
MSB3 when?
>>500982086December
>>500982086December 7th, frankly i'm just waiting for them to provide more info on the custom shit.
>>500981882top - femalebottom - male
picked up ascension again, enjoying it
>>500982086not soon enough, hopefully epoch or some new server is up by the time I get burnt out on soo and timeless isle
>>500982214This isn't funny at all. This is just ironic post-ironic cringe.
>>500982837Nigga you will be burnt out before timeless isles ptach
>>500983553And your sister will rim hairy ass tonight
I like how even the trinkets followed the class fantasy back in the day
Prot pally absolutely shreds now bruh ong no cap frfr torta be cooking skibidi rizzler
>>500983821i do not get this fantasy
>the reality is that we all need a new MMO to latch onto>but there are no new MMOs on the market that are actually good
>>500982480is Conquest of Azeroth doa?
>>500983821Hunter trinket cant break polymorph because they arent familiar with animals... of course or is it because they're too familiar
>>500984306GW2 exists.
>you can apparently roll on unique items even if you have them>when you win it, its just unlootable for everyone
>>500984490It's definitely not doa, but manastorms are pretty soulless, so if they dont remove it from coa, it might as well be.
Go level up a paladin on Troondle right now and tell me it doesn't feel like retail the second you unlock Holy Strike
>>500983812sylma isn't my sister
Debating just grinding out the last 5 levels on my hc character.
Thinking human female paladin
>>500982156>With the first release of 2.0 client, players will be allowed to use old or new client to play. After some time only new client will be allowed.So in the future we can only use their botnet UE5 client? yikes dawg
>>500986515Bitcoins dont mine themself you selfish prick
>>500982156>cross faction quests, cross faction dungeons, cross faction raids, cross faction guilds, cross faction auction houses>somehow no cross faction battlegrounds>"Cross-Faction battlegrounds will be introduced Soon™"
>amerifat time>muh trump spam in all channels
>xe hasn't left world chat ngmi
>>500982156>instead of using the wotlk client we're going to spend forever back porting everything>heres thing we wont do, heres thing we will maybe do>more cash shop shitepic, truly
>>500987454Cross faction Bg's is something Ascension already does, but is due to the mercenary system.
>>500986515Watch them start a subscription business once every zoomer has migrated to the "new" UE5 slop build.If 17.2's launch is anything to go by it should be.. Interesting lol
I'm actually actually a trans night elf rogue
>make a new character>log in>/leave world as soon as the game loadsyep, it's gaming time
Anxious over raid performance with new specs
Why is there a nelf woman surrounded by three horde males......
Why is there a helf "male" surrounded by three nelf females......
>>500991373That Nelf Looks Japanese
>>500991373Dwarfchads won
>>500992212Still the best loading screen they ever made.Rolling a race+class combo from one of the wallpapers or official trailers is peak soul.
>>500991324>Anxious over raid performance with new specsYou're not pushing world first kills or top10 mythic keys nigga. It's just a game, there's no need to be anxious.
>Combat spec is about being a generalist RPG rogue with sustained damage>changes make it smoother and give it more flexibility in weapon choiceokay>Assassin spec is in the name, focused on poisons>changes make it more competitive with Combat and gives them new poisonsokay>Subtlety spec is about being a stealthy ninja nigga, focuses on bleeds and bursts of damage>changes turn it into a support specwhat?
>>500993513You don't understand, anon... If I don't have a cool story to tell at the lunch table, all my friends will laugh at me and share my embarrassments during reading time in the library!
>>500992212Vanilla and tbc loading screens are very soulful, I'm still in love with that belf.
>>500994314this was for >>500992479
>implying anyone cares about rogue besides (You)
i care about rogue, anon...
I am coming for you.
>>500993513Yeah but I want to prove myself to the pugcord to get into Naxx and AQ40
>>500996154All that muscle and they don't have any down there!
>>500996045>/target knottybear in ratchet>Kilxxsadge!
Want to get Sylma in the splitting bamboo position
>>500988645sex
I bumped into a femboy helf (using fem helf model) leveling in TN yesterday, his rp profile said "Rp voyeur" as in, he just roll into stuffPretty cute, wished I could dick him down.
I call this onecovid-19
>>500983147>backstab at 60 energy>procs>have to wait 6 seconds for energy>proc disappearsyou can really tell they don't play rogue at all.>openers>in a raid
>>500998124based retard
>hit 60>think about raiding>remember how boring mc is>wont get into bwl without gear from mc>remember that aq40 is assI'm surprised theres hardly any wotlk servers, they used to be all anyone played years ago, see you guys next year
>>500994007>focused on poisons>poisons don't do any damage>envenom is buggy and if used incorrectly will lead to less damage.>corrosive and deadly poison do not stack together and you can't run double deadly or corrosive.the amount of lifting taste for blood is doing for assassination is wild.>subthe distract and blind shit is so fucking out of place. playing with dust of disapperance its honestly quite fun and fits the theme of being a 'ninja' as when you use it on yourself or someone else they get a ghetto stealth(can't use openers out of it) and in pvp the enemy loses sight of them giving them time to run or set up damage. But mark for death being 3 mins for 15% increased damage to your party only for 6 seconds is just dumb, it should be a minute cd and honor among thieves should proc off your own crits when solo.
>>500996868can you show us an example of this position?
>>500998715you have ZG and Kara10 and Aq20 alsothe custom dungeons have MC tier or better gear too
>>500999853yeah, keep shilling. only thing that i have to ask you is PRICE?
>>500998715when i did those in asscension for tmog, i dont think any turdle player would deal with the strats of it since there are mechanics instead of dps checks.C'thun is possibly my best favorite and hated, second only to fucking huhuran and KT
>>500999168don't forget how those niggers RAPED hemo
I don't do damage aaaaaaaaaaaa hemo save meeee
it's kinda of wild how the HYPE completely died
>>501001428cc1 was hot garbage so we should have expected more of the same
>>501001428i'm hyped to play arms and drood desu
>>501001428I'm honestly pretty bummed out. This is the second time turtle has bummed me out. A couple years ago me and a bunch of other anons were naked bank dancing and we got forced to stop by a GM. I was assured by a friend they were done with vapid bullshit but I guess not. Maybe I should just upgrade my PC and play retail or something because I'm not finding an RP server elsewhere.Oh and windows defender keeps force deleting wow.exe
>>501002059quit cappin
>>501001428but i'm already level 20 and plan on doing Chudmines in the morning
>>501001428idk man, i'm the opposite of hyped, but i can't deny this patch brought in thousands of new players.
>>501002240butt dwarf......
I can't level without lft....
>>501002297I like the directions of the changes but i hate the powercreep that it added, i personally have more problems with them keeping the game too vanilla in the sense that content is straight up a snorefest and turdle seems to want to keep it that way, it's still fun to do stuff with friends, quest, run dungeons and gear up but it could be much better
>>501002753A lot of people don't even use it and just use /world but I guess /world is probably unusable at the momentAnyway please pray for many tier 2 drops for me tonight and thank you
For me, it's the TurtleWoW discord #events and #rp-rumors channel.
any cute helf twinks itt
>>501003286send me (many) gold and i'll namedrop one
>>501002240splitting bamboo position with Mjolka
>>501002240dont forget the force rename of <Full Sack> because one of their idiot GMs thought it was a dick and balls reference
>>501002896>I like the directions of the changesso retarded shit such as>melee hunter>cuckold rogue>jihad mage>hybrids outdamaging pure classes>more and more broken pvp
>>501003362preferably at a lower level
>>501003219>Scarlet Crusade and Nightsong Sentinelsgiwtwm
8g per eternal essencewe making good money now enchantbros
>>501003639>large brils are still tanked by china
>>501003428>melee hunterdon't care>cuckold rogueonly one spec is cucked and tanking got cucked and i don't care>jihad magethat's actually neat but maybe unnecesary>hybrids outdamaging pure classesnot always the case and only rogue and mage are pure classes if we are to be honest>more and more broken pvppure banilla pvp is broken and i don't care
>>501003219How those even work tho? Do you have to submit character sheets?
>Asscension>rogues>warriorsAnymore doomers to add to the list?
>>501003831so what do you even care about?
>>501003851https://docs.google.com/document/d/12c5Gy5hZEJ4zpAwhmX7aP_x3hMssGcZdepdQGEu5DJcLooks like they have a whole system worked out
Why are doomgods in every place of this forum. Patch is alright, lots of ppl in, the discord lads are okay and I finally can play Sub rogue on dungeons. Feels good.The first days of the launch were hellish though.
>>501003219sovl
does anyone play whitemane? seems like its another fake population server that actually only has a few hundred players, nobody can get raids together, nobody does guilds, its a fucking dead realm, same shit players in random heroics/ascended dungeons over and over
>>501004160because they released a shitheap of completely untested and broken garbage nobody asked for while destroying stuff that already worked and people likedthey switched your dinner plate with shit and you're supposed to enjoy it now
Warriors actually feel insane to level now on turtle. You get so much rage.
>>501004160>I finally can play Sub rogue on dungeonsalways couldnow they added meme shit instead of making it better
>>501004160Yeah the players on this forum should play turlewow and not ask questions or critique the hard working admins, I'm going to purchase some of the cool new cosmetics from the shop and I encourage others on this forum to follow suit
>>501004078I already explained it, you're bringing a few inconsequential points implying the game is ruined when most specs got a chance to perform better at what they're supposed to do. My issues don't come from some specs having gotten the short end of the stick or pvp
>>501004728>the GMs talk more than the players doand also GM on other realms, where, surprise surprise they also fake their population
>>501004728I played onyxia to 60 the last two weeks, made a gathering alt and found how bugged the mining/herb nodes are, I was going to raid in tbc and wotlk but I kind of lost interest after seeing how they couldnt even get something pretty simple right
>>501004801I dunno anon, I play Ret Pala and Hunter at moment, and they both feel like an upgrade, Shaman fren I played with liked it a bit. Dunno how other classes might have been affect though. Ass Rogue seems to be in a dire spot.>>501005006Didn't say that though, I give credit when credit is due, I am satisfied with what I experienced so far. The starting zones for Gobbos and Helfs are quite shit and the launch days were hella bad. Besides that it feels alright, played worse servers.Also is pretty populated atm and I like it, feels like am in the 2000s again
>>500984631gw2 stopped being good 8 years ago
>>501002976no one is looking for any dungeons in my level bracket........
>>501005492he said whitemane not warmane. whitemane is the cata server
What slop server do I play on if I want to play a male worgen that rapes night elves?
>>501007986Epsilon WoW
ive already seen the screenshots of whitemane's actual playercount drama but im curious
>>501007986play on turtle and level a sns to buy the worgen illusion and i'll be there for you 24/7
>>501008897nice
>47k players claimed>less than 0.21% of that in dalaran during what should be american primetime
Can I make a disenchanting alt in turtle or will they level gate me from higher level gear
>>501010058You need level 30 to learn 225-300 and the trainer for it is in uldaman
>>501010058send me all of your gear and i will disenchant itpls... i need so much dust
>>501006937Keep at it or if you're in the wpsg guild then ask in /g, a lot of us have alts sprinkled about no doubt
what's an addon that sorts bags that's compatible with pfui?
>>500983821lock has by far the worst pvp trinket in banilla but it didnt matter cause they were still the best class in pvp, both for 1v1 duels as well as murking niggas in bgs. Thats some good design right there
turtle sisters.... EoS.....
>>501011432Now they'll just trinket the stun and take a fat shit on the rogue's face.
>>501006937ask around in the thread, you might find that special anon that heals or tanks for you
Feels so good leveling a melee hunter.
>>501012165turtle didnt change how pvp trinktes work right
>>501012463Right.
>>501012427One for each end
>>501012427Very nice screenshot, full moon and all
>>501012463y-yeah man, its unchanged... its totally not all cc.
>>501012427full...moon...company...
>>501013549>How to Kill A Guild In A Month - Written by Anonymous
>>501012683None of the bosses in vanilla had that shit, and undead + demons took double damage from it
Tauri legion seems nearly done, I'm surprised they're putting the effort into making wod work, I wonder if they're going to release a wod realm but who would even want to play that
>>501014117Go on.
>>501014815I don't know for vanilla but it was the case in classic
>drood sends random item>end up selling it>time passes and I realize I need that item>he send another item>this time I keep it>once again time passes and I do end needing the item as expectedHow does he know?
lmao eventhe absolute fucking state of turdle
I've uninstalled
Only Epoch can save us
>Pots gathered>Rested exp at 150%>dnb playlist startedYeah, its grinding time
Tier 2 boots!!!
Over status?
How to turtle wow bans work?Like if I get chat muted 3 times, do I get permabanned?I got chat muted once and my level is kinda low and name kinda bleh, so I'm thinking about rerolling my account entirely to get rid of any possible issues.Class/race recommendations?I made an alliance hunter because I heard there was a 4chan guild on alliance. I just wanna be cheesy, or maybe I'll make another warrior
>>501015000> Tauri legion seems nearly doneI heard that in 2019
Im globaling mobs with holy strikevery in the spirit of banilla thank you shenna i mean torta
>>501022546At 60 it does no damage though :(
>>501022673nobody plays vaniller at level 60
>>501022546how do you think they appeal to the 70 IQ whales?
>>501022717I'm a no body, yes
Stormrage boots, gloves and shoulders in one run!
>>501020816>Like if I get chat muted 3 times, do I get permabanned?Some words automatically mute you if used in channels
>>501023701nah I got manually muted. There was a bunch of people talking politics and I put a message in, then they went through and muted like 5-10 people. The other time was someone mentioned something drug related and I commented on it and got muted like 10 minutes later.I don't wanna waste effort on a character if I'm gonna get banned in 1 more strike, I'll just make a new account if that's the case. If chat mutes are just warnings I'd ignore that.
>>501024629Sexo
>>501026542>>501024629are those tits supposed to be that large? Might be the lighting, but those look a lot bigger than I remember. Is there a 1.12.1 porn patch?
>>501026542
>>501026830read the op anon...
>>501027359>https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=12307thanks, didn't see it down thereIs the patch an improvement over>https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=12120
>>501027650it works with bikini too but it doesn't work with hd models, I think it looks better if you don't mind the old models, highelfs is the only one doesn't convince me
>>501027650>>501027997absolute fucking retards holy shit
>>501028940
>>501027997thanks anon, the one that I linked it broken, but I think the models might have larger asses. The tits look the same though. Wouldn't mind it a bit larger.>>501028940someone has a case of the mondays
I ran out of fashion coins...
>>501029513Sylma the unfashioned.
Can't even get out of the starting zone before I have to take a break...
Paladin>Let’s be frank - the only good thing a paladin can do in vanilla is heal. Sure, with the right setup you can do decent tanking or decent dps, but it still doesn’t all quite come together. A lot of the potential and uniqueness to the class has always attracted people to it, but that was progressively lost over time in retail post-vanilla. We believe there is a lot of opportunity to help the Paladin perform more than just healing adequately without making them too powerful or “warrior-lite.” Shaman:>Elemental and Enhancement both have struggles in PvE that can be addressed somewhat easily. Restoration is pretty solid in vanilla, but its talent tree leaves a lot to be desired — something to keep in mind for the future.
>>501031224>let's be frank: we have no fucking idea what we're talking about
>>501031224Theres no way this was posted recently
>>501031946It's literally the intro of the new talent section on their website.
>>501029724I'm there too... Looks like I missed you...
>>501032097I'm still here, too distracted to go anywhere for some reason...
>>501029678N-no!
>>501016994Dragunovi got blinded in a BG yesterday I see
>>501032531what a fucking clownfest of a server reallyhe also plays shaman btw and they removed gcd on totems ages ago so you can just plant all 4 at once and there's absolutely nothing a rogue can do to you everguess it wasn't enough
sylma does it better
>>501033993More the merrier and sharing is caring
How long until they unfuck the patch
>>500981882I have a server I'd like to host indefinitely but as I have no dedicated server machine, I can only have it on when my computer is on.What is the solution to this?
anyone know how to make the >https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweakswork?I did them all and I'm getting issues with the client (renamed the tweaked to wow.exe)
not logging back in until they revert the pvp trinket change
>>501034470figured it out, the multi monitor dll is messed up incase anyone else runs into this.no idea if there's a fix, but I'll just ignore it since I've never had issues with that before.
>>501035371People actually care about pvp on that meme server?
>>501035371>can trinket out of ice block, gouge, scatter shot, blind, sap, death coilgod forbid you CC the the paladin running over to 1 shot you
>>501032360Maybe a bit too distracted...
so gimme the names of decent ERPers
>>501036572meeeee
>>501035792>rogue is 100% countered by a potion and pvp trinket
>>501036572really depends what you're into
none of the dungeons I encountered so far feel like they're spammable. I do them one or two times and get everything I wanted.
>>501037465Stockades/SM Graveyard, you can run it to instance cap with a regular group (with GY easily/stocks a bit harder) and you grind that for like 10~ levels
saw such a handsome thing ride by today in the plague landslovely long hair, such muscles and powerful body shame the paladin riding him led him away
>>501038886Jaina...
Why isn't dual spec like a 1 gold unlock. Surely you want as many people as possible having tank/healer offspecs?
is turtlewow gooked? finna play some vanilla
>>501040192All but a few left, now we're in the era of awful rebalancing
i keep going to BB to see her but she's never online or there :/
not in the middle of the road, please..
>>501040640me on the right
>>501040640Just an innocent night elf helping that tauren tie his shoes.
i miss erping
>>501034369Hire a VDS.
>>501042030But tauren dont wear shoes...
>>501042413Ummm uh... ummm.... cleaning his... hooves?
>>501040640Who will stop these poor, gentle and defenseless souls from getting preyed upon by these savage and degenerate rapist knifeears?
>>501042413Taurens probably could wear something similar to horse shoes and regardless they'd still need to be picked out probably which would be uncomfortable for a bipedal to do for themselves >t. Horse knower
>>501042810I watched like 50 of those hoof cleaning shorts on youtube, so I'm basically an expert. It does seem annoying, but I see no reason why a bipedal cow with opposable thumbs couldn't do it if they had the tools. If they maintained it decently they wouldn't have to worry about a lot of problems that animals have.
is there a single server which doesn't fake their player counts?
>>501043192I was doing it since I was pretty young, it's not too hard but tauren have those three big thick digits that I wonder would struggle a little, but yeah they could sit down and cross their legs to so it easy enough There's not too many paved surfaces in WoW either that Tauren would use often so maybe they wouldn't need shoes either but then shoes would probably let them kick things with more force
>>501042810
>>501014117>Step 1: Make a guild.>Step 2: Spam thread with your nelf's coomer modded butt.>Step 3: Disappear without a word.
>>501043753based on at least two counts, possibly even all three depending on your point of view
>>501043753why did she do it?
>>501044082>she
>>501044271nothing in her trp stated otherwise unless that has changed
>>501043464Troontle and asscension
i'm a little drunkjust wanted to say i love anons thanks for playing with me and making the game a better place i'm always happy when you're online even if we don't talk that much i hope you have a good day and good gaming and get that loot and quest please remember to be nice to fellow anons because no one else is
>>501043753>Step 1: ADL, mossad>Step 2: Coordinate with packet logging intelligence gathering on target servers, identify trends, engage with targeted server audience>Step 3: "Teehee anon look at my big boobies on wow, don't you want to use your big throbbing boy-buster on me? Let's make a guild!"You faggots are that gullible. Enjoy being marked for life based on what they perceive your beliefs to be.There is a reason this general is bumped by a bot.
>>501032612>and there's absolutely nothing a rogue can do to you everstun/gouge/blind etc -> destroy totems -> repeatshaman goes OOM in less than a minute
>>501045259>israel has solid intelligence on me liking big boobs and hating niggersoh no?
>>501045992Let the retard think he has privacy
why do undead female priest players always act like chimps?doing a comfy wailing caverns, everyone's pretty talkative, going through it at a steady pacechimp keeps pulling with his wand, I get the memo, go faster, fine, I try to do a bit more, but it's getting a bit precarious so I dont push it furtherenter new kolkar wing, i pull 1 mob with the intention of pulling 2-3 in the next pull behind a wall with loschimp runs forward, wands a bunch of mobs, we wipe (1 guy survived skin of his teeth)ask him not to do that again>he immediately wands the next pack whilst we're all still sitting down regenning mana/food buffwhy are they like this? why are they always undead females?
>>501045259>Mossad is investing money into learning about how much I like to have greasy, sweaty gay sex with fictional bvll menBut why though? How does this help them bomb iran?
>>501046761The information is useful to know what kind of agent would have the best bet at convincing you to bomb Iran for them
>>501049070Anon doesn't know how much a jew would do to know his roleplay preferences
>>501049070>>501049160this is a rather unusual spin on the 72 virgins bit
>>501046675Femdead priests are big dick sigma omega PVMPERS gotta top the HPS AND DPS meter at the same time kid, you wouldn't understand bcs u are BIG SHITTERHe's more than likely on meth, most undead players are 2bh
You just know Marcus is having the time of his life
>>501051427me in the middle
>>501051427Yeah he gets to watch those cuties take cat dick every night.
>>501051427>cursed to die watching nelfs getting dicked by greenskins only to respawn minutes later and do it again
>>501051427>ponytail>cumcatcher beard>pink dressguaranteed he has the smallest penis out of the 4
>>501051427>Hannahthis is the least nelven you could possibly have besides Jessica>>501052369>>ponytail>>cumcatcher beard>>pink dresswhat i'm sayingif anyone is gettin they cheeks clapped it's Marcus' bussy
>>501049070>best bet at convincing you to bomb Iran for themCan't they get a professional to do that? I don't know the first thing about flying an F-35 and have 0 certification
>>501052556>>>cumcatcher beardyou catch cum with your chin?>>>pink dresschad
>>501040640what are you afraid of being hit by a truck?
>>501043753Step 4. Profit!
>>501024629does this even work with the hd models
>>501054513nyo
didn't take long for the PvP rats to start invading low level zones
Helf racial on rogue is bretty good basically a free Gouge every 3 minutes.
Did anyone play on Landfall back when it was still a thing?
>>501056630BGs are too scary please understand :(
>>501056630>turns on PvP like a greedy little rat>get's PvP'ed>"NOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING HOW CAN THIS BE?? TURTOS, SHENNA, CROGGE, FBI, CIA, NSA, MOSSAD, NAVY SEAL TEAM 6, BULLY HUNTERS, DOOOOO SOMETHING!!!!!!!
I'm bored and want to level with someone. Where do we even meet up?
>>501034369You could probably rent a server for $5-10 a month if you don't need that much bandwidth.
Rouge with axes feel pretty good so far
>>501059984Sword Spec works with it right?I guess you just build normal Combat for them?
>>501059041>corpse camps you in the valley of trials with a twinked night elf rogueheh, sorry kid. it's for the challenge. 9999 more kills to go. don't trip on the run back.
>kills level 5 arriving in goldshire on my 60 roguesimply outskilled m8
>>501059984Yeah is a good colour for your ax.
>>501059219what level are you bwo
>>501061216None of them are level 10 right now. I'm just fiddling around to see what I want to bring for the long haul. Could roll up a new char right now even.
>>501061570You level up a nelf druid I level up a Tauren warrior we meet around level 20 in Ashenvale.You are not allowed to wear clothes and your name should have something with the word "sissy" in it. My name is Blackhornbull I expect you to be ready by tomorrow or I will block you. Now get leveling or I will take my frustration out on you...
>>501061876I don't want to play a druid.
>>501061876Demanding anon... i like
In a few moments I will be posting some of the new Twow items never seen before until now. Stay tuned.
>>501065389NEW ARCANE RESISTANCE GEAR FOR ALL CLASSES AND REQUIREMENTS Recipe will probably drop in kara40
>>501065389New trash drops in Kara40, and the new tokens for t3.5 gear
>>501065389Low lvl drops
I have an idea floating about for a WoW server.It'd basically be an RP-PVP 3.3.5 Wrath of the Lich King server with a focus on changing the world through roleplay.Each player would have the capability to start their own faction (or join another player's), build an army, take over towns, territories and zones and fight other players' armies.Using in-game gold they can raise troops (in practice these would be playerbots and NPCs) and take over places with them in their raid parties and this would actually modify the in-game world's NPCs and objects. It wouldn't be too difficult to setup as similar things have been done before, but I'd have to rent a virtual server since I'm not keeping my computer on 24/7.Players could make alliances or wage war against other players. The battles would be so cool.And of course it'd still be a roleplay server so everything is done through that, with the exception of combat, which would still follow in-game mechanics.
I left the helf start and went and did all the vanilla starting zones on my HC S&S helf pally.I'm almost lvl 17 now, so I'm gonna go finish the elf zone. Then I can do loch modan, westfall, darkshore.
there's some bug with talent trees and basically I got 2 talent points for free, I'm essentially a level 62 character atm
>>501066469Where is those from?
>>501070776cant wait to see her get ORCED once she enters ashenvale
>>501071084idk, they were included in server database, and I que'd some of the itemIDs and came across them.
>>501071626Orcs are nasty, mating with humans is how helfs rebel against their fathers.
>>501071820>implying she'll have a choice in the matter
>can't make Anal [Hemorrhage] jokes in twow world chatniggers
>world chatshiggydiggy
Lw+skinning, Herb+Alch or Mining+Engi on a rogue?I need gold, should I just go Herb+Skinning while leveling?
>>501072923yes
>>501071084Most i recognize from new SM bosses when I ran them yesterday. Library and Arms each have a new boss. Cathedral didn’t. I didn’t run graveyard.
>>501072923mining skinningmetals are in big demand now that JC is out
>>501069372The one time I happen to check by /wpsg/ somebody else brings up this incredibly based concept.I'm working on this, minus the playerbots or NPCs. A hardcore sandboxed roleplaying server with survival mechanics. All dungeons are uninstanced, integrated into the main world. So if you wanna settle in Blackrock Depths or Scarlet Monastery, you can. There's foraging and you'll need to be scavenging and delving with groups to acquire resources. In addition I've also implemented a hunger and temperature system.I used to play on a server like that you mentioned a long time ago and it was some of the most fun you had. I'm still prototyping because I wanna be categorically certain I love this idea before going forward, but so far the results seem promising.
>>501072463/leave world
>>501066276Why would there be Lv58 BoP blues in a T3.5 raid? I could understand if they were BoE, but these are basically vendor trash at this level.
no nutters how we holding up?
no...
>>501074067Holy based.
>>501069372>It wouldn't be too difficult to setupThat's a lot of work for even an experienced dev.
>get a new shield drop for a HUGE upgradeI love HC.....
>substitute as a healer for dungeon>other players get mad for rolling on non-healer gear
>>501077872Cute Paladin
>>501078807I always ask "I will heal for you, but only if I can still roll on [Item] if it drops". If they say no, tell them tough luck they'll have to find another healer. Most groups immediately change their mind upon hearing that.
>>501074067Got anything to show for this yet? It sounds like a really interesting idea.
how often do dryad rpers have big futa cocks? asking for a friend.
>>501075416Just gooned hard with another anon.
>>501079573The two dryad roleplayers I know of on Turtle Wow aren't futa. Sorry buddy.
>>501074067>>501069372Indubitable based, but also hella hard to pull of, the closest I saw from wow on this style was that failed Naruto Mod which had a very spicey base and clan building dynamic, shame it died so soon
>>501079475It's a bit early to show off yet (and the thread is drowning in erp lol), but here's an equipment manager UI I'm working on. It's still very WIP, missing several UI elements. You can use it to obtain transmogs for your character. Armor and weapons. Obtaining rare and epic items will require you to get some items first though.You can also see the hunger and temperature system. Temperature changes when it's night or weather changes. You'll also get warmer when you're standing next to a campfire or find shelter indoor. Some races can equip certain temperature ranges better than others, etc.
>>501078807>look inside a chest without taking anything>some sperg flips out like clockworksurprised turtle wow doesn't just introduce chest rolls for greens+, would solve a big oversight
>>501070776you're almost 17 and you're in the starting zone?
>>501083340welcome to being a hardcore nigga who takes no risks
God I fucking hate hardcorefags they should all be rounded up and killed
>the level 32 HC who is still in Duskwood
>>501079980names?
>>501084191the level 17s i sometimes see doing level 9 quests in dun morogh are the biggest cowards i've ever come acrossHow much of a pussy do you have to be?
>>501083340You get xp from grey quests. I'm getting half kill xp and have rested xp disabled. Progressing normally isn't an option, even if you want to take the risk of doing on level zones.
>>501045815>t. never did pvp
>>501084191Plenty of people do this as non-HC for certain quests
>>501073958Thanks, just made a killing with just some stacks of copper
>>501083340Not him but the warsong server I am on has 7X xp. Frankly I rather have 1X but as I recall TBC was slog, so I am planning ahead.
>sw>drop mailbox and respec device in AH doorway>people get stuckits the little things.
anyone know where to get a client download of 1.14.x ?? Wowdl is kaput ... :( I cant stand 1.12 much longer
>>501072337Meanwhile Ascension have those on a daily basis and even the GM's gets into it.
>>501087505guess which one is the dead server and which one has 8k concurrent players
>>501087505icksame vibe unironically
>>501087505I love ascension, but damn I've gotten bored of "custom class" which becomes a hodgepodge of random gear and a 'legendary enchant' which is just a mini-class.Shame they're never going to release that other server since they've made money selling 'early access' for years
my character is weak to anal
>>501087657Nice womanly progressive language faggot
>>501087964ummyou're giving chud and desperatejust like, stop or something
Is it me or does JC look like it's primarily for casters? I was thinking about picking it up because I don't feel like doing BS again.
There are seriously a lot of paladins... Technically, Tanking, healing and DPSing, you don't really need any other classes. But seriously, this is a sign of the rot that has infested gaming.
>>501089074chubby slut panda
>>501088845Last patch if you did the elite quest at the end of the high elf zone you needed a party or you were cooked.Solo level 6 Paladins kill that guy in two globals now. Holy strike is fucking retarded. No wonder every retard under the sun is picking the path of least resistance. They're even marketing Paladin specifically because they know it will attract tons of retards.I've never raided on Turtle so I don't if they remain this OP at later levels but if they do then the server is cooked.
>>501088845Pally may overtake warrior on tanking but they're worse at damage and healing
>>501089074I NEED Moppy fresh
>class for retards is retardedwhat's next, water is wet?
>>501089074will she return for moppy?
all the current servers suck
>level 50 hc prot paladin>now can kill mobs in a 1/3 of the timefeels good
>>501087873s-same...>>501088845the only rot is minmaxer brainrot compelling people to play a class because it's "the best" or "meta" instead of playing it for fun
>>501090525Meanwhile frost mage AoE damage and slows were nerfed into the ground because....??????
>>501089074I love pearl now...
>>501090706unfun
>>501090706>because....??????because the devs dont play frost mage.
>>501090706Because you can kill yourself now as a mage :^)
Does every tick of Arcane Missiles count for the purpose of ticking Clearcasting?twow btw
>>501090706>still the best pvp and pve specwill someone PLEASE think of the light blue trannies....
twow devs don't actually play the game they just imagine it and make the class changes based on that
>>501091886based
>>501091886This checks out since none of the changes have been playtested and some shit plain doesn't work meaning they didn't try it at all.
>>501091886So retail devs then
Which expansion did they overhall the vanilla content?
I'm quitting twow after this new patch that ruined every single class. I may come back if they fix it in the future but I will not play it now. Recommend me a server pls. I'm open to any expansion, regardless of size. Just no p2w shit.
>>501092906mb3 is next month allegedly
>>501092408Cataclysm.There's a reason the offickal Cataclysm Classic essentially lost all of its players. They're even releasing Firelands this month I think and there's zero hype, most people don't even know it's happening.It's officialy the expansion which killed WoW and hated by the vast majority of players. Then WoD fucked up the models and started the Disneyfictation.
>>501093012Whats mb3?
>>501092906post your character
>>501093148Mistblade mop
>>501093220Nope. I'm not going to do that. I have people I like in my guild and I don't want to leave them hanging.
>>501092906send me gold and goodies
>>501093148Mistblade 3, a Mist of Pandaria pserver ran by Stormforge/Tauri.Excellently scripted and they're pretty hands-off when it comes to banter but also usually infested by jajas from South America who really, REALLY like MoP because it's the most graphically advanced thing their shared craptop in the favela can run.
>>501093364but you're leaving please say goodbye
>>501087601>Ascension>deadCry me a river.>>501087712CoA is coming next year, and they phased out Bronzebeard off the PTR Client because people were scooping too much the character creator for charssome interesting combos>Dwarf Shaman but using wildhammer clothes>Human Hunter but using crowsbows like war 1>Tauren pally, but isnt going to be the sunwalker shit but shamanism like pre lore-rape zandalari trolls.>Night Elf Mages but none of the lore rape about magic ban, but highborne shit that warcraft 3 had.
>>501093035The overhalled content was one of the few good things they did. Most people quit the game because they took an aprilfools joke and made it reality. The game was doomed anyways, after WotLK. Arthas was the main protagonist and they never took the time to develop a new pinnacle of evil for the game to focus on. They just slapped Deathwing in and he had as much relevance to the players as a sideboss.
>>501093494nah fuck that. I might return. Probably not. Retarded Turtle GM's ruined the server once again. Even their paid reddit shilling wont save them this time.
>>501093035Ohh and I forgot that they removed the talent tree, that sort of pissed a few people off as well.
>>501093660>don't want to leave guildies hanging>just gonna quit without saying anything people like you cause The Ghosting
>>501093035i keep forgetting that cata classic happened, insane that blizz greenlit anything classic beyond wrath
>>501094161They're making MoP for themselves
>>501094159I wouldn't announce that I'm leaving on fucking 4chan of all place. Although I'm sure a few guildies are in this threat.
>>501093558> because people were scooping too much the character creator for charssome interesting comboscan you reword this? What does this even mean? Scooping?
>>501094417They left bronzebeard open on the PTR but you couldn't create a char.You could look at the races and classes on the other hand, now they removed it because people were looking at it too much.
>teleported to westfall for some dumb quest>ok>do it>kill some retard warmoders>get angry PMsif you didn't want to get ganked why did you enable warmode
>>501094928>You could look at the races and classes on the other hand, now they removed it because people were looking at it too much.How does that make any sense? You can only gather so much info from looking at class race combinations
>>501091886>do absolutely nothing for shadow locks>make entire destro tree fire damage>everyone rerolls searing>every single end game raid set balanced around shadowbolt spam stilltranswow dev team are peanuts disguised as developers, i'm sure all tier, dungeon, and misc sets for paladins are play tested tho
>>501095343people "leaks" stuff on their pisscord channels, also they themselves said that they will be changing stuff in their V+ serverEven the new Hyjal boss Is a non tranny future infinite chromie warning nontranny past chromie about Sylvanas in wrath, including the suicide and post cata stuff, and that past chromie and the bronze will try to avert this future catastrophe.Also Blackrock caverns is pretty much the same as cata, but the twist is that we pretty much killed the twilight's hammer base of operations before cata and them summoning void shit.
>>501095817i met a tauren warrior in arathi and he started dueling me to show off his dps with the new talentsapparently lv 18+ warrior levelling is viable now
>>501096164??? warrior was always easy to level
[Absurd contrarian opinion for easy (You)s]
>being shit at a 20 years old game while parroting the unfounded opinions of other baboons
>yeah warrior so easy ahhh I love pulling one green mob and having to bandage/eat this is truly one of the easiest leveling experiences of all timekys
>I know no concept of upgrading my gear
>>501096687>admitting to being this bad
>warrior is actually piss easy if you spend 500g leveling up
>just have smurf gear bro it's easy lmaomeanwhile other classes do it with no gearyou're literally, unironically and positively dishonest
>>501096687put on your spirit skirt and dance for me
Every single retard who claims that warrior is somehow hard to level is guaranteed to be wearing random green shit from 30 levels ago.
every retard who claims warrior isn't hard to level is lying or spending thousands of gold on leveling gear>twinking for THATlmao
ackshually, you run a dungeon and get all the gear you need, and if you're struggling that much check a guide that lists weapons you can get through quests which work just fine
>smurf>twinkIt's just called playing the game and doing the intended content laid out in front of you but I guess that's too much for an average sub 80 IQ warrior player to figure out.
Warrior is the hardest class to level.There is no class that is harder to level than Warrior.That does not mean Warrior is hard to level, because WoW is an easy game.QED you're all niggers
>"warrior is le easy">meanwhile every brown begs for his welfare whirlwind axe at 30Dishonest brown class for dishonest brown people.
priest is probably the hardest to level. youre basically a shitty mage
>>501097558Priest is a faster leveler than mouthbreater mages who can't AoE.
>>501097549That quest is such a hard filter and shows how retarded warrior players are. It's meant to be soloed.>>501097558I'd argue shaman is slower since you're OOM 24/7 regardless of spec and priest can just go spirit tap.
>>501096105>Spoilerif there is a quest to stop the j'lor and redeem Arthas it will be funny to watch.
when are they going to retune hpal? why buff ret and prot only to make holy shittier
>>501097115I've literally done it multiple times, and though not difficult, all other classes are easier.
>>501097549What does that have to do with anything? If you had a chance at getting a weapon way over your level itemlevel you'd take it no matter what class you're playing to level quicker
>>501096936wait till you find out about enchanting a skinning knife with spell power and giving it to a lvl 1 caster
need tauren
>>501098223didn't people do that with Fiery Enchantment Medallions too?
>>501097920>stronger heals with talents>stronger scaling on heals>stronger self physical mitigation>infinite mana if going melee>overhealing protection on heals>holy shock resets if that's your thing>free mana for your party if you can melee and spare a global every 6s>mana return on heals nerfed
really need some futa cock down my throat...
>>501099228puppyboi...
I forgot about bags...
Going to try NNNUnsure if playing turtle is a good idea
>>501100064Nasty Nude Niggers?
Did they update the talent tree displays yet?
>>501100064
>>501100252your shit's bugged they've been updated since the patch dropped
>first time maraudon>group decides to skip half the bosses>get the one agility gear I wanted>bow from the quest tooI was really looking forward to SOME dungeon grinding. I fucking hate questing, what am I supposed to do?
>>501100000checkd, right from /ffg/
>>501100695Wait until you can grind HFQ
>>501100603I'm into males sorry And that dark skin looks bad imo
>>501100695>in tanarisGrind mageweave ogres
>>501100695dungeon grinding is a waste of time on turtle wow
>>501100626i looked it up and apparently Patch A of the HD mod breaks a bunch of stuff... guhhhhhhh
>>501100000/wpsg/ sisters... it's finally looking good for us...
>>501101569why can you elaborate?
>>501100873that's in two more levels, four if I want to contribute>>501101041what for? I don't need cash
>>501100000Salutations from /tesog/ and /tesg/
faralynn died in hc...
>>501102624tens + warmode + custom zones and quests means dungeon loot and dungeon XP aren't as necessary to progress anymore, doubly so because the gear from custom turtle quests is also really good + they buffed some quest rewards (for example that level 20 ring from the quest in SW keep)
Tomorrow I will get my fishing up to 300 so I can spend my life fishing in Hyjal and offering passerbys blessings of nature and good fortune in their travels I wish there was more hangout spots for high level fishing, I'm leaving BB behind
>>501100603Hot.
>>501088845meanwhile this patch killed paladin for me. i was hoping for nerfs to thin the herd.
>>501105313why not today...
>>501105501>noo I can't play the class if it's populartry being normal
>>501105616Tadei rufferens
>>501087505Anal [Out of Nowhere]
>>501105616I'm doing real life fun stuff
>>501105648is getting no raid invites or gear considered normal?
>>501106160raiding is considered abnormal I guessalternatively you could play all the other classes and still get no raids because lmao vanilla balancing is a joke
>>501105313>ywn get a 'mark of the wild' from a dryad in the wilds why even live?
>>501106691just get to hyjal anon, you can do it
>>501093656
>>501105313Let's make a fishing RP guild and make hangout spots for others to enjoy
>>501106691I'll save a special one just for you Anon, a nice big duration one too>>501106942No more guilds!<Cats Eye Drama Club> can fish together just fine if anyone would like to do that
>>501105501Im just here because Paladins are Chads.
>>501103009tents + warmode + dungeon spam is fast. Turtle 'quests' aren't actually that frequent, quest drought still occurs, and a lot of quests give like 3-4 mobs worth of XP for spending 10-15 minutes running across zones.If you wanna play the quests, that's one thing, but overall dungeoning/only doing specific quests for certain items is simply easier and faster.The whole 'turtle wow has all these custom quests!' is a bunch of hogwash, you still hit the same issues you do in classic
>>501108613the main drought happens at 43-47 and they added Gilneas to alleviate that
>>501108279you really don't, gilneas by itself is like 5 levels, tel abim makes the drought you get reaching 60 non existent. That island off booty bay mixed with gilneas makes it so there is no drought at 40-50 and 1-40 has no droughts, and even then theres custom content like that place near wetlands etc
Imagine being so shit you struggle to get to 60 with tents
What alliance quest hubs should I go to for new content at 1-30?
>>501107085no
I do dungeons for gear. if I wanted XP I'd just farm mobs + tent
>>501109530so you're just retarded or a roleplayer, thats fine. Turtle was literally made for players like you
>>501109275I'll never have a fishing buddy...
>>501109792poopoopeepee
>>501109000You'll get there eventually mouthbreather-kun
Anyone know any free bots that work on private servers without getting caught?It's been so many years, it's surprising there wouldn't be something floating about.
Well?
>>501111453sexo
the only custom quest I've done was some westfall questline like a year agoit was total shit
who asked?
>hfq>resetting respawns the mining nodes and both chests>boss drops de into large brill shardswhy shouldn't I live in here?
>>501112517Maybe you want company
>>501112517Because you make more by farming lashers for 1/10 of the effort.
>>501029724>>501106852average nelf man
Would anyone like to do UBRS tomorrow? Say around this time or perhaps a tad earlier
>>501114470That's what nelves are for!
>>501115061I'm down
>>501115426Nice! I don't have a key but I'll try and scope up someone to unlock for us I'll post nearer the time
>>501115061I'd be up to tank it sometime tomorrow
>>501115112ign...
>>501115552Forget what i said, i've been informed by myself that i need to attune for it first
>>501115767Neato>>501116272For UBRS? We just need a key to get unlock the door and that's itMaybe you're thinking of the BWL attunement which we can do and I'll help you with before we start
>>501116556i have the key
>>501115061I can, but I can only heal
>>501117130Well if you're one of the ones wanting to come that is great, if you're just offering to open that would also be very swell>>501117289That's okay, I'd prefer to heal so we have our healers and a tank and our key out of the gate! I can also kittycat if someone wants to heal instead
it feels so empty and tingly..
raiding with sylma...
raiding sylma...
>arcane rupture crits you for 3606 damage
>>501120015kinofinally us Arcane CHADS have our day in the sunif only Arcane Barrage wasn't a wotlk spell
>>501120015>"we do not make change that would affect pvp negatively" - turdle team
>>501120015stack arcane resist
>>501120015should've stacked more arcane resistance, you were warned
>>501120476Okay now explain the rogue changes
>players of the opposite faction walking around freely in hostile citiesOpt-in PvP was a mistake. These fuckers should be getting corpse'd before they can even pass the gates.
>>501121296holy based
>>501121296frfr
>>501121296it's a cross faction server, chud
>>501121296this ong
>>501121296cross faction anything was a mistake, it feels like retail
>>501121296I wish it was easier to get into a Horde city, nicer to hang around
>>501121126dragonovi got blinded by a rogue (on a shaman of all things) and now he's upset
a friend of mine has decided to start Turtle WoW again after a year or so hiatus. is the server any friendlier than it was during the chinese invasion??? she quit the last time over lack of friends, i believe. before you ask, no i do not play turtle wow and no i am not her.
>>501121296Nelfies and helfies have needs that only horde men can please, it's a necessary harm
>>501122676It's friendly
>>501122676what's her name
>>501122965she goes by the name of snowhaze on other servers iunno about turtle wow.
>>501122676still filled with shitheads but the Chinese have mostly left just get her in some tranny guild and she'll feel right at home
Hi, for turtlewow is warrior the only viable tank class like in classic or are there other alright/good alternatives?
>>501122676chinese invasion or not, being unable to make friends is her own issue not because of chinks, so i dont see how playing again would be any different.
>>501123264I don't know but if the things I've heard about pally are true then they're the best class at everything
>>501123284i never got the full story from her honestly but she doesn't have this problem on other servers or games.
dryadposter making me search questionable things
>>501123748Dripping wet doe pussy?Only us dotards know
>>501107085i'll take your nice big special mark instead of that other anon, just drop your name
>>501123264Bear and paladin are perfectly viable, dunno about shaman but they received a couple of buffs
>>501123586Pretty much most guilds that were around before the chinese are still around now. All of them great guilds to join with plenty of friendly people, so I have to believe it to be a lack of trying or attitude.
>>501123836yeahbrought back memories
>>501124776my wife.....
>>501123843it's sylma obviously
>>501097296>lvl 19 with crusaders enchant is just how the game was intended to be playedI shiggydiggy
>>501125334retard
>>501125405a twink has the very best gear possible for that level, you have to run raids multiple times with xp gain turned off to get all the gear, then spend hundreds of gold getting it all buffed/enchanted as much as possible. That is not what happens during normal gameplay.lvl 19 warrior can have 2k+ HP.
>>501123836i prefer Windranger (Windrunner*) footjobs
>>501125712nobody said anything about twinks other than that scrub making shit up
>>501125962shut the mouth, whore
>>501123836SOPPING WETDOECUNT
>>501127308Imagine her sitting on your face with an "Oops!" and you just drown in her juices
>>501127308i need proof
>pet decides to take the long (monster infested) path>dieas expected!
>choose herbalism as helf>there's barely herbs to pickwhat the fuck is thisguess I'm questing in Teldrassil
in good days there's already a dearth of low level herbs to pickyou decided to go pick herbs when there's a billion nogs doing the same
pick deez nuts
>>501128773you're gonna tell me these are around the same amount of herbs per zone?
>>501129385yes
>anon realizes that the World of Warcraft is in fact - a worldWHY ARE THERE NO WHITE PEOPLE IN MEXICOESTOY DONDE ESTA NO BLANCO NINO POR FAVOR TACO CARLITO CHIPOTLE DOUBLE MEAT BURRITO EXTRA GUAC
Have you ever noticed that the females in this game have literally no ass? Its just one roundish mass back there. Its weird after playing gacha games, were the characters actually have anatomy. I wonder how I never noticed years ago.
i had to uninstall the big butt mod so my game would workplease understandplease stop looking at my butti'm not actually a female
>>501130517brainrot
>>501130517buttsex with anonette
>>501130517I don't understand how you niggas think stuff like that looks good
>>501127545ffuck >>501128212>slip signs in BB
>>501130517I hope it gets fixed soon.
it really is over for turtle wow this time isn't it...
but anons big butt mod works fine
>>501131289I like the HD patch one but HD patch is crashing the game in a lot of places right now...
>>501131289one of the hairs is literally broken though.
flirting with other helf boys...
My helf is a lesbian
>>501133952lesbians don't exist
Me helf is exclusive with her pets.
>>501133868both of them having the big butt mod.
>>501134105Can i be your pet
>>501132075what one?
>>501134473the barbarian-esque haircut for the human women.
>>501134069They do because there are so few real men out there.
>>501134913all of them still fuck men
>>501134262you can watch us cuddle and kiss, if you want...
sylma hasn't got back to my mail yet
I've got a way to fix that.
>>501135803explain?
you guys really need to jerk off before using the thread
Wow unironically kills my day long boners
>>501136045Its a good warning sign for anyone thinking about joining the guild
>>501136221the guild is pretty tame
>>501136045i'll jerk off when an erp partner tells me to
super drippy in av right now
i'll jerk off when anon tells me to
>>501138140jerk off
>>501136662>>501138140>>501136646we get it you like to cum now stop shitting up the thread
>>501138140You're only allowed to jerk off if you make a fem nelfie and quest naked
My favorite thing about turtle is when you kick a mob spell cast and then it still goes off an entire second later
My favorite thing about turtle is all the loose night elf players willing to worship my tauren
>>501139423ign?
>>501139475Chucksteak
nice
>>501138317>>501138323>>501138429But i don't wanna log out from my main, which anon do i even obey...
Male human warriorFemale undead warriorI can choose. They are both really cool as warriors as far as build and animations go. I really need a human on this server so I can someday do the alliance WotLK missions, which were excellent and better than the horde side.
>>501139291>kick a cast>goes through anyways>use mitigation>whiplash and take full damage>chug potion>use consume but die anywaysEU servers are shit
>>501139291>>501141046never had any of these issues and ive played na for 2 years
>>501141296they probably don't realize 1.12 enemy castbar addons are only guessing cast durations and think they kicked shit when the spell already went off
should i take the plunge and ask anon if he wants to erp?i don't want to be known as the thread creep and laughed at
>>501141447no im talking about watching the animation of the actual enemy, using my kick, the animation stopping, and then the spell hitting me and taking damage from it a full second later with no casting animation.You know, bad server dogshit.
>>501141485anon erping anon is to be expected
>>501141548>watching animations in 1.12you're not gonna make it I'm sorry to be the one breaking it to you
>>501141296>i haven't played for two years
>>501141620>le 1.12good 1.12 servers don't have this problemnot my fault troontle sucks
>turdle warriors get free 600 armor penetration with might of menethil>they're now always rage capped even in pvpbravo shenna
>>501141689>he thinks animations are serverside
>>501140865ugh just shut up and make a nelfie anon...
>>501141981I have 3 nelfies...
>>501142323Make a new one, right now!
>>501141668the only time anything like that happened was during the chink invasion, but thats more due to the insane lag that would happen at times.
>>501141580okay... i'll try be brave
>>501142419Fine...
really just let the thread die if the only thing that keeps it alive is the same 2 guys talking about how hard they're gonna cum
>>501143116we're also doing ubrs tomorrow with the thread goonqueen
>>501111453Someone know here about modding? I have some questions.1. in what expansion it become difficult to make nude mods? Not impossible but harder.2. There is website with nude modes that have mods for every expansion. But those mods worked on retail only. They not making mods for pservers. So what a difference between retail modding and pserver. Pservers have some different file check system?Question #2 about newer expansions, after MoP.
the sexual tension in tomorrow's UBRS is going to be insane
>>501143509between who
>>501143116I dont know why these handful of obnoxious losers cant just make a discord, its the same recycled posts in every general
>>501143757pov: you are a helf boy about to get ara ara'd
IT'S BUSSY INSPECTION TIME!
>>501143998everyone
>>501144052they're doing a great job at making sure /vg/ never gets a proper guild thats for sure
liking femboys is the faggiest thing you can do. even playing a femboy is extremely faggy. it's far straighter to just take futa cock on a female character.
i'm just a gay male but i play female characters because it just works
>>501145051why are you gay?
Just wanted to say thanks to the anon who suggested A52 over the wildcard server. I'm enjoying my newfound addiction very much
>>501145714i don't know and i don't know how that's relevant to WoW
>>501145885you don't even know? then stophow the fuck can you be gay if you can't even make a solid argument for it?
>>501084637The HC crowd are the most massive of faggots and never stop finding new ways to impress me with their faggotry.Atleast the blizz HC server players are stupid enough to do shit like sunken temple which means they still have a pair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0nZbAgDpC8He's right...
>>501144991nuh-uh.... femboys can flirt with futas or other femboys...
what should i bring for ubrs i've never done it
bring urself it's banilla, that's probably enough
>>501146746it's literally the same as every other dungeon except you can enter with 10 people instead of 5
>inb4 all the good stuff is HR'd by the clique
>>501146746A few rations. You will be there for a while. Takes 8 days to do a full clear.
i play on warmane icecrown because it has a lot of people
I just did Icepoint Rock on Turtle, that is my new favorite zone, it has penguin critters. I wish there was more to do there, or that fishing worked in new zones.
>>501151191The 2% hit leather shoulders are HR for me sorry
wtf is HR
Finna get my Immortal title then sell the account to a russkie
>>501151796was thinking about selling my bis geared character account
>>501151651It's a lovely place>>501151663Nothing is reserved!
>>501151737A group of people whos job it is to demolish old organizations and pave the way for new and better ones.
>>501146238This retard doesn't represent HC players. You're just projecting and making excuses for being a SC baby.
I need UBRS but I'm too shy to speak up
>lfm heal+tank>it's a solo paladinEvery. Single. Time.
>>501153309How can I make it easier for you?I'll mention who to /w at the time
>>501153032There is nothing hard about not dying on your way to 60, it just means you avoid shit like caves and sunken ships you troglodyte.
>>501154101Most HCtards play hunter anyway which is a free ride to 60 with 0 risk of dying.
What size are turtle raids, I havent played since it got chinkd, but I vaguely remember they were sort of like flex
>>501154372MC, and Ony scale to about 20 I thinkBWL is maybe 30?AQ40 and Naxx to 35ES is 40
Its so easy to remember the good times and forget the bad.
>>501153309come ubsr anone
i'll only come if i get doe on my face
Pay up for the illusion first
>>501156449she already has it
Does anyone ever raid Booty Bay on Turtle? How much trouble would I have getting a party together to kill guards?
>>501156885why even bother? you can just do the custom pirate quests for rep
>>501156929because the rep quest mats are expensive / take a while to grind and this will break up that grind with something different / fun.
>>501157696cringesex with tauren is based but only when loreful and in character
They saw through us
Goodnight!
>>501157696actual mental retardation
Sometimes I just lie back close my eyes and imagine the smells of the different races of WoW
this general has permanently altered the way I view horde males
>>500993513There is if you screw up or you're not doing good enough and then you get shamed and ridiculed in front of everyone
>>501153426>LF2M heal and tank>paladin, druid and woyer in the partyNever gets old.
this general has permanently altered the way I view worgen males
>>501166104I always saw them that way
Sorry I didn't catch you when you said goodnight Anon, goodnight!
i just rolled a nelfie priest on turtle but i hate levelling. i just want to be 60 so i can raid and collect cute tmogs. anyone ever ERP their way to 60? should i just post in the thread when i need boosting? are there enough horny high level anons that would help?
Trying to pick which character ro bring to UBRS tonight like
>>501167872I think we have two druids, two healers and one tank so far
What is the latest on Epoch? Finally getting a new pc after mine died at the end of the month. These turtle changes look horrifically bad as per what you would expect from them, really.
>>501168016>I think we have two druids, two healers and one tank so farI got an enh shammy and a hunter at level 60. Which would be prefferable?
>>501168632Whomever you prefer really, I think either will be just fineThough maybe a hunter so I can guarantee a sensible and smart hunter to kite last boss
>>501168709>sensible and smart hunterI never said I was either of those things though
>>501168890I believe in you!
I'm leaving
>>501169179Thanks anon <3
>>501169405>>501169631Man I still remember when they anounced WoW and my imagination went wild with the posibilities compared to other MMOs, like playable dryads, nerubians, naga, flying units, hell even mountain giants in some sort of asymmetrical PvP gameplay (really strong but slow, resistant to magic effects but still weak to AoE magic and siege weapons but doesn't fit in tunnels, caves, whatever and its a huge target).Instead we got Everquest. Thanks Obama!
>>501172904I am begging you to play a roleplaying game with your friends instead of an online chatroom meant to accommodate millions of people under one umbrella 20 years ago
>>501173316I wish but most of my RL friends are either literally or metaphorically dead, so gathering four or five for roleplaying more than two sessions is impossible.
>twinks literally begging people in whispers to join BGs to validate their investment of time and goldi hope this is none of you faggots
>>501173708I am sorry to hear that anon, perhaps it is time to make new friends on the internet
>>501174132what does twink mean in this context?
>>501174253it's quite literally a faggot in both contexts.
>>501174289why not use the word fag then?
>>501173316>I am begging you to play a roleplaying gameSuch as?
Corecraft when?
I miss Mulgore, sisters
https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=15598Smitechads stay winning
>>501168175>When we last gave an update we stated we had 2,275 issues still open across a broad spectrum of the game. As of this post this now stands at 1,911. Meaning that the QA & Bug Triage team alongside our developers have been able to close 364 issues with a further 73 in the Testing state awaiting validation of fixes done by our developers.Looks like we're on track for the late 2026 release.
>>501177792Wear the dress brownie >:)
>>501178950>mfwI have a mid 50s priest since years back, if I were to hit 60 and go disc dps how hard would it be to find a raid group?
>>501176068personally i just use an AI chatbot to roleplay as a futanari mare horsecock succubus in a toxic relationship with a femboy elf warrior on an epic quest to slay the spire
>>501093558>>Tauren pally, but isnt going to be the sunwalker shit but shamanism like pre lore-rape zandalari trolls.And definitely nothing like that chromie fanfic posted aboveI don't see anything like that, on either the main discord or the v+ named one.
>>501179627>AI chatbotWhat do you use?
>>501168175Someone say about 3 months.
>>501176068Still staying within the realm of fantasy I can personally recommend savage worlds, worlds without number and shadow of the weird wizard(or poopoo of the peepee lord by the same author but that one suffers from his obvious fetish occasionally being inserted into an otherwise good system)For a real smoothbrain experience try EZD6Or, and don't tell /tg/ I said this, D*ng**ns and Dr*g*ns. I like 4e because it's the edition where they bothered to make an actual game, but 3.5/pf and 5e are worth trying out if only to see what not to do. A friend swears that some new reworks of B/X are fun but I can't say as I've never tried it
>>501179627>femboyfaggot
>>501180480NTA but I've been playing Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay 4e lately and I don't hate it. The complete randomizer aspect of it has been entertaining.
>>501155296the reason i won't play classicthose fucking usless soul shards in bagbuffs only with vendor item1 hr buffmany such shitDid Turtle remove some of them?
>>501179627they'll end up falling in love
I still can't believe these retards listened to the PvP community and made a PvP server. We could've had another PvE server and split the current pop to something enjoyable, instead we have an 8k pop server and a quarantine server with 700 people on it.literally never listen to PvPers they can't sustain shit.
>>501180701Unless I'm misremembering the edition I think I tried preparing a game of that years ago, made one attack and ended up having to roll on 4 separate tables for hit location and damage before I decided I don't like that sort of thing, but I see how someone might have a laugh playing it
>level 60s backstabbing freshies >goldmaxxed BiS twinks competing at arbitrary character levels>"non-combatants" who ambush Warmoders if they can winso this is the power of the PvP...
>>501181334still waiting for them to make a HC server so I don't have to read how fuckface died at level 40 to some rando mob
hahaha what the fuck is this, dude
>>501182750>"non-combatants" who ambush Warmoders if they can winsounds to me like someone wanted a 20% exp boost and couldn't handle getting dicked on mid pull :P
>>501182829.hcm 255
>>501182829I wish they'd at least filter out the boring ones. I remember last night some lvl 50 something died from drowning, the shitposting in the world chat was legendary.
>>501183130he was an rper too so you just know he was fucking furious about his adventure ending in Crystal fucking Lake.
>>501181334small price to pay for the ability to tell any world pvp NIGGER to go to the world pvp NIGGER realm when they complain about the server being pve
>>501182867>a weapon that summons orcs and taurensAlliance really need one that summon worgen males.
>>501183130>>501184086you gotta wonder if the jannies have a hand in some of these deaths
>>501184719That's what the scythe of elune trinket does
>All of Grizzly voted for kamala
damn this thread is filled with a surprising number of turtle newfags
>>501186526it's the only server currently that actually tries to do something different even if they fail spectacularly so it makes sense it attracts people
>>501174253it means a character that was stopped at a specific level so that they could get the best gear to have an advantage over other players at that level.They go into sub-60 BGs at the 19/29/39/49 cap and have full best enchants and the best gear, then they buff up and hit super hard and just waste everyone else trying to play normally.Unless of course no one queues...
>>501189463Always find it funny when the twinks wonder why nobody queues up to BGs for them to steamroll.
tfw no BG pairing based on overall character strength outside level 60
just started on turtle, how's my trp looking? can i get a horde bf like this?
>>501192610rape
>>501189463>>501189909being buffed up for your level range seems like the opposite of a twink to me. you are certainly a fag for it though.
>>501192742I don't know exactly where the term comes from, but it was there since the very start of WoW. I never played Everquest or anything so maybe it was there too.
>>5011926100/10 would not rp with. the people that beg for sex with such easy characters are usually terrible at erp and not worth the time.
>>501192610Yup, she's built for tauren cock alright.
>>501193138Where do you see anon begging for erp?
>>501193240in the trp he posted.
>501193068stupid term, I'll call it fagging
>>501193394the term is probably older than you are.
wouldnt surprise me
>>501193394I'll term your inability to reply to a post correctly fagging
>>501192610Would.
>>501193138there's ERP and then there's typefucking
Ü‚>>501193720
what's the most fun class in turtle wow?
Ü‚>>501194029epic for the win
>>501182867its a hardcore griefing tool since it literally summons an aggressive lv20 horde guard instead of an actual guardian like every other pet/summon trinket/effect
Is there a mod that makes Horde males more muscular and have bigger bulges?
>>501193138can i see yours? give me some advice :3 i'm writing one for the first time.
>>501193880yeah typefucking's really fuckin gay
>>501185651based
>>501195135undeniably, you'll rarely get an actual woman, and when you do they're usually a severely overweight autismo
>>501194560Druid or Pally
>>501192610TTRP causes micro stutters on the new patch. You should wait for an update anon
brainstorming some interesting class/class combos at the moment rogue and druid - because they can go invisible druid and hunter - because the hunter can hunt and tame beasts and the druid can turn into a beast or whatever so its like a hunter with two pets hunter and warlock - because theyre the only ones that can have pets warlock and priest - because one has demon magic and the other has holy magic also both of them use wands priest and paladin - because its the safest combo for tradcath players also both of their names names start with the letter p paladin and shaman - because both of them are a faction exclusive hybrid class shaman and mage - because one draws his magick from the arcane relam and the other sources his powers from nature mage and warrior - because theyre the most common class picks warrior and rogue - because both of them rely on melee combat to defeat their foes
>>501195929Paladin/rogue
>>501195313>wanting to erp with women? ? ?have you seen what these disgusting beasts like?they're fucking vile
>>501196270>tfw no bpd egf that breaks your heart every 3 months
>>501195897omfg i thought that was cause the server is in europe and im in usa. tysm for letting me know. i actually just got used to it after playing for 2 hours :/
>>501196170because?
>>501196270they mostly just want to write really abusive rape from my experience
>>501196493because it'd be cool and i have no clue what the criteria for this is
>>501195929Warrior+Priest is the ultimate Vanilla combo.Both are kind of eh solo but together they form the strongest wrecking ball in the entire game. Zero loot overlap as well. They cover the other's their weaknesses perfectly.
>>501196170>tfw no cute paladin gf trying her best to dissuade me from my crude rogueish ways and make me a functioning member of society. why even live?
>>501197284>Zero loot overlap as well>bows>staves
>>501197392>bowsOnly for nelfs on troondle and only trannies play nelfs>stavesYeah that one extremely early niche staff that the warrior can use for 2 whopping levels before he gets a sword/axe upgrade.
>>501197697half this general is trannies
>help mage out with his quest>keeps pming meit's not that deep bro jesus fuck off
>>501197818you're friends now, sorry bud
>>501197697>Only for nelfs on troondle and only trannies play nelfsThe fact that my nelf has a penis doesn't make me a tranny
>>501197284thats warrior paladin doebeit. Priest can't self dispell himself from poly/sap and he cant give warrior freedom. Priest also cant dispell a blinded warrior
>>501197373oh they're relationship duos, i was thinking about multiclasses guhhhi would second >>501197284, you can never go wrong with the classic fighter+cleric couple
I cant believe Sylma would do this
>auctions for crafting materials without buyout pricesliterally and unironically fuck off and kys if you do thisI see this so much in turtle and never seen it in any other server
>>501199091>multiple 1 stacks of wool cloth>bid: 10 silver>no buyoutgood luck with that one, chief
>>501180480>shadow of the weird wizard/poopoo of the peepee lordvery based. i still need to play in a campaign of this
>>501199091you need to let your aux load, it's not instant load like on retail
>>501199091>high demand commodity>artificially increase value by forcing consumer competition
>>501200530alternatively: everyone ignores your shitty buyoutless auctions and goes for auctions with buyoutsPeople want their materials for crafting NOW, not in two days
>literally cross faction everything>minus pvp>devs mention cross faction pvp>turdies on the forums having a meltyi hate turtle so much it's unreal
>>501200689>buyout everyone else to corner the market
>>500981882yjk she has her dick up her cooch
im resubbing to retail. thanks turtle, for crushing my dreams of community led MMOs
>>501201060Bro I picked alliance to NOT deal with paladin cancer oneshotting everything while they're able to trinket+bubble every CC in the fucking gameThey were doing so well too with nerfing Hardiness into the ground where it belongs.
nelf or helf alt?
>>501203753Nelfs have better melee animations, helf better casting ones.Nelfs look better in plate and leather, belfs look better in mail and cloth imo.
>>501201116>she>her>cooch
>>501203753Either way, she'll be a slave to her ORC and TAUREN BVLLS
>>501207047>leveling my orc warrior in the barrens>naked elves keep trying to take me away from my grindwhen will these ALLIANCE WHORES go back to their own god damn lands
>>501195309
>>501192610would avoid as it doesn't even make sense and is low tier coomerbaiti'm sorry but there's no intrigue
Bros I'm getting into Turtle and wanna play a paladin, should I go Human or High Elf?
>>501209030human
Any objections to UBRS starting in two hours?
>>501209030human racials are busted, but they did mention they wanted to unbust them a bit. Not sure if they did, don't think they have, so human all the way.
>>501209356Yes, can you wait five days so I can level up for it?
>>501209356
What came out of the Tranny WoW hacker leak I missed all the drama about it
>>501209658No but I can wish you luck and happiness and run it again in 5 days Where is our keybearer?
>>501209826there was a leak?
>>501209826I'm leaking
Where is redhanded
>>501209610Weapon skill on hoomen got nerfed, retri gives 3 weapon skill to 2hswords and 2hmaces, weapon skill formula after 300 isn't bullshit anymore either
>>501196486I also thought it was server lag or the new patch messing with graphics or config settings but nope, TTRP can literally freeze your game for a few milliseconds up to 2 seconds, super annoying troubleshooting that shit took forever, I thought my CPU was the issue for a while lol
Leveling is so fucking boring, I just wanna fish
shoo:>>501211421>>501211421>>501211421
>>501192742originally it was just level 19's, a level 60 would spend hundreds of gold gearing them up, the advantage a best geared / enchanted lvl 19 has over other lvl 19's is huge. The name Twink actually comes from MUDs and is much older than MMOs. Those games were all text based, and the rare equipment had a color change effect on the text so it looked like it glowed or twinkled. So a low level character with all twinkling gear means they have a higher level character that is funding that character. Twinkling got shortened to twink.
>>501216316How did twink become associated with young, shaved, attractive young gay men?
