Cancerkiddie EditionPC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM>News:Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of very low or very high rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>501401591
First for Gortash rape
Astarion love
First for Minthara rape!
Putting Astarion in a collar and forcing him to lap up bloody slop from a bowl.
>>501532723SLOP????
>>501532819A slurry of goblin, ogre, and dog blood. Eat up!
So we’re all cool with the shitpost OP?
babygirl drow abuse <3
>>501533027what about it is shitposty? just because its silfy?
Murdering Gale in cold blood
>>501532374I just explained why it doesn't necessarily mean fewer followers. Selune has always been more popular than Shar. This is how it's been in dnd canon for as long as I can remember, and the most recent contemporary dnd material, bg3, also confirms this. I don't know why you keep citing some dbz power level article when the game explicitly states Selune is more popular, yet the sisters are perfectly balanced. This statement, in clear terms, is saying that despite the difference in popularity, they are equally as powerful. If they are not equally as popular yet are equally as powerful, that means popularity is not the only factor in power. It's said to you plainly when you play the game anon, I don't know why you're having trouble with this. Unless you're trying to insist that bg3 is not canon, which is a different conversation.
>>501532548Does anyone have the QRD on Silfy's development IRL? It's kinda weird. She is in the first act, completely absent from act 2, then reappears in act 3 with a different VA. What's up with that? Is it just one of those things where they recorded her lines for act 1 all nice and professional like and then she caught the kung flu and then sent in her act 3 voice lines she recorded on her phone while everyone was working from home?
Forcefeeding Lae’zel powdered glass
Peeing on Karlach to cool her down
>>501533368What does Foil_Silfy even mean
Punching Volo in the face
>>501532723Ok Cazador
It's /bgg/ timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq4OtRsdXls#ddg-play
>>501533560do you think i remember what i had for breakfast? unless it’s tooooooooonamaxxxing I don’t remember shit from the last 4 years of my life.
>>501533224>Unless you're trying to insist that bg3 is not canon, which is a different conversationbg3 does retcon or change a lot of things. regardless, this debate has strayed from it's original point. selune isn't that relevant here, shar's super high divine rank does seem to imply she has quite a few followers, which is absurd given the history of the setting. yes, shart being a shar worshipper is dumb, but shar's implementation in the setting is dumb in general
>>501534049THE GAME IS MID
>>501533693Cazador? Astarion belongs to the drow.
>>501534252Thats what Cazador calls his 10 inch pitch black with blight monstercock that excretes bimbofication spunk.
>>501534049>has strayed from it's original pointit always does that’s why nobody replies to him. he doesn’t care about the argument, you, or the topic, he wants to be “right.” if he’s wrong he changes the topic and refutes something you didn’t say. his crippling insecurities and disabilities prevent him behaving like a normal person so it’s best to ignore him
>>501535176Ouch
>>501535176Couldn’t have said it better because I’m an ape retard If there is still the original poster in there it doesn’t help that he’s refused to get a trip, the name is free use, everyone falseflags as him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxu_9m23qHg#ddg-play
>>501533027It's the weekend. "People" are going to shitpost regardless.
>>501534049The thread has been over the way it changes illithids dozens of times. It doesn't mean it's not canon, it just means it presents a retcon. Until a wotc employee makes a public statement about it, there's no reason to believe it's not canon. Additionally, even if it is not canon, that wouldn't suggest everything in it is not true, so when a character who would know something says something, we would not automatically assume it's not true just because the overall game is not canon. Elder Scrolls fans and Fallout fans make this mistake all the time. Aylin saying that the sisters are perfectly balanced can be taken at face value, because she is in a position to know, since it's her family she's talking about, and she doesn't have reason to lie, since she hates Shar and so wouldn't exaggerate Shar's power. So bg3 does indeed tell us, in clear terms and from someone who would indeed know, that the sisters are perfectly balanced in how powerful they are. This is why Selune doesn't just barge in and steal Aylin from the prison: she can't. She can't just overpower Shar, because they're even.So when we look at the setting, and we find that worship of Selune is open and popular, with temples in every major city and town, worship of the moon popular, and with a portfolio as broad and generic as her's, she has more followers than even most other gods. Yet Shar, with the secretive cult that's literally illegal in most nations, and a goal that is only appealing to a pretty specific splinter of militant nihilists, is said to be equally as powerful, what does that tell us? use your brain for a minute. The secretive, illegal cult that only appeals to mentally ill, vs one of the most popular gods in the setting. Yet they're equally as powerful....hmm....our thinking caps are on. Oh, it must be that popularity is not the only factor! Amazing.
>>501535675BABYGIRLLLLL
>shitpost OP>spammer nowhere to be foundvery very curious!
Wow I just preordered DA4. Does anyone else have any regrets about doing that too…?Anyone?
>>501535663Nothing wrong with being an ape retard >>501535675Holy bussin
>>501536285I am literally actively posting right now.
>>501536285taking requests btw anything you want to see?
>>501535675purple _____
>>501536301Nah I needed to give da4 a chance. Even though it was bad, it was still the right thing to do. I loved the old games too much to not at least give them a chance. I'm probably going to end up finishing it too, because some of the plot lines are interesting and the gameplay is alright, the issue are the characters, dialogue, and puzzles.I'm preordering ME5 as well.
>>501536479UhhhhhhhWyll bbc shitposting
>>501536301>Just preordered>08/11/24
>>501536059again i'm not trying to argue about canon vs recton vs non-canon. like even if we look at bg3 specifically, its retarded for viconia to be a shar worshipper given what shar has done in the past. it's retarded for viconia to believe shar would give a shit about her loyalty. it's widely known that all shar wants is to destroy everything. she already ruined an entire country and nearly destroyed the planet and killed everyone. "muh trickery and deceit" is absurd because everyone and their mother knows what she's doneshar's implementation is stupid on a major worlding building level. i keep trying to tell you this but you're ignoring the overall point and arguing about something only tangentially related
I hate living in a crèche where the discourse around the individual is more important than the individual themselves. Mintharafag gave me hundreds of hours of fun, joy, sadness, everything I could ask from a namefag, and more. They will always have a special place in my heart, like many other namefags I've talked to. Mintharafag is lightning in a bottle, they've been at it for many years, and it's the work of love of a dedicated scholar. They're The Lord of the Rings movies of namefags... for now.
Asking again.On Tactician would it be terribly dumb to go War Cleric 1 > OoV 1 and then start packing levels into OoV or War Cleric or do I need to go 7 Paladin or 5 Cleric before I dip into the other class?
Think about it
>>501537270I think i see papa sin back there
>>501537046No, the original claim that started this was you saying "shar has more followers than selune" which is not only false in every book before now, but it's false in bg3. Here is the post to remind you, since you obviously forgot, if you think the relative number of followers between Share and Selune is somehow not related: >>501526114. Why do I have to remind you of what you said.
Nobody answered my question last thread. sadge.
boyega’s blade
>since you OBVIOUSLY forgotWho is this bitchy diva?
>>501537420the first sentence is the main point. she has many followers and is a greater deity, which is retarded given her deeds
>>501537540a 45 yr. old severely autistic man that lives at home with his parents
>>501537618It’s mam
>>501537324lingering in the bushes >>501537485whoa we’re vibin
>>501537678sorry mb she is so valid and sassy
>>501537270*crosses the street*
>>501537434What was it maybe I can help?
>schizoposting starts at the same time as namefag falseflagging>slopswine has always been obsessed with namefag>schizoposting involves copypasting posts from months ago>slopswine has admitted to going to the archives to dig up old postsI just think that's interesting.
>>501537940>>501441436
>>501537979Be honest with me and I’ll be honest with you.Do you genuinely believe this is the slopswine’s doing?
>>501537979>he cropped out the gnomeKys
>>501537979>slopswine has admitted to going to the archives to dig up old postsWhoooom else goes to the archives to find their previous posts to link them back to the thread….Timmy…
>>501535675
>>501538439CUTE
40 more cc’s of schizopsting STAT
>>501538439OPEN THE BLOODY GATE
>>501536624CLOSE THE BLOODY GATE
>>501538439Ok this is epic
being burned alive by cute tieflings
>>501539025A noble death
>>501538118I just think that's interesting, that's all. The worthless pig fuck is known to accuse everyone of being the namefag and a samefag. Why should it be exempt from such suspicion? It's also known to rejoice when thread derailment happens, and to get chummy with known spammers like Pea that "contribute" nothing but spam.https://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/text/pea alright/width/2880/That part is just factual.
>>501537606So you did forget what you said. You just accused me of going on an irrelevant tangent, because you forgot you had actually made a claim about exactly what I was talking about.I expect an apology on my desk by monday.So now that you're saying to ignore the second part of what you said, because we've cleared up that misconception, Shar makes sense when you remember that the smaller number of people who worship her are more fanatical. Only a mentally ill militant nihilist would actually like her, and you're not going to find that many people who fit that description. But when you do, when you find that person who's shitty life makes them that way, you have a very fanatical follower. The nature of Shar's cult makes it so that the people who DO join her, are really into it. There aren't very many wishy washy Sharrans who are only there for the sunday brunch gatherings. So it does stand to reason that even though Shar's congregation is much, much smaller, the fanatical nature of each member makes up for the smaller congregation.Meanwhile, Selune may be much more popular, but you have millions of people who just sort of default to the popular thing, worship what their neighbors worship because it's convenient, "Oh yeah, sure, I like the moon I guess, so I may as well worship the god of...moons". There's no conviction there, there's no passion. If Selune made a call to all her followers to take up arms, a large portion of them wouldn't, because they're just random people worshipping the popular thing and don't really want to put in the effort. Meanwhile, Sharrans actually want to blow stuff up and think they're hardcore and they're here for the real deal, so a larger percentage of Sharrans would enthusiastically show up for the war.It turns out, only recruiting psychos can make those who do show up extra invested. lazy normies don't make for strong worshipers, even if you have a lot of them.
>>501539025*fire crackling* Aahhhh. Peace, at last.
uh oh
> I expect an apology on my desk by monday.You still have to opologize for p r i o d e r i n gTHAT game
>>501538439Nice. Now let’s see this bitch ingame.
3 days without /bgg/, can you imagine??For sharing a picture of Shart, Frog, and another chick. Wowo.You know, I might get mad if there was off topic garbage, bestiality, cuckschizo spam posted here 24/7but I'm glad they're so uncompromising in drawing a linethanks, jannies.
The Blade.
>dos2we got lizard hookers lol>bg3we got bear sex lol>space rpgwe got bird people with donkeydicks lolwhat is wrong with larian studios?
Mintharafag.The most influential poster of /bgg/.Whether you're a hater or a fangirl.Whether you're mindbroken or starstruck.We all owe something to Mintharafag.
>>501539276so are you just gonna continue to dance around the main subject? i didn't forget what i said about selune, but it wasn't the main point. it's up in the air over the follower thing. selune wasn't even a greater deity prior to 5e. she was an intermediate deity in 3e while shar was still a greater one. they were not actually matched. 5e did upgrade her follower count and made her a greater deity howeverSTILL this isn't the main thing i was trying to say. shar DOES have a lot of followers and its DUMB. its one of the dumbest things about the forgotten realms and most characters that are forced to have shar in their story in some way are made worse for it. viconia is silly too
>>501540027honestly his beatdown on the sharties was pretty funny
>>501540246
Which bg3 companion would enjoy refreshing smoothies?
>>501540246Yeah that never happened. The mockery over his Minthara rebound was though
>Yeah that never happened
>>501540798i saw it happen
The elusive and silent frogposter…elusive and silent no more. Interesting
>no effort to split the thread despite the obvious shitpost OPman i just keep nooooooooticing things...almost like sharties are pedo supporters
>>501541137Rebounders stick together
this is new to me. I never given him the book before
>>501541137Shadowheart shattered his psyche
>>501540189No, the entire post after the first paragraph is directly addressing what you are now claiming is what you meant to say. So no, I'm not dancing around what you're claiming to be the main point. I answered your question as to how Shar is so powerful. What a strange question. It's like you're not following the conversation.Selune has more followers, but they're more tepid on average since she's the easy god. Shar has fewer followers since she only attracts psychopaths, but the fanatical nature of psychopaths makes up for it. What is hard to understand about this?If you want to say something is dumb, just say that Shar is even still alive. She keeps trying to destroy the world and she keeps breaking the rules to do so, so the other gods including Helm should gang up on her and kill her. Nobody likes her except a couple people who want to bang her. The only reason she's still alive is because Ao says not to kill each other, but since everyone unanimously dislikes her except the couple people who want to bang her, they could obviously make an exception. Mostly on the grounds that she often disregards the rules herself. Nobody would object (I want to bang her is not a valid objection) so why haven't they?The answer is that "For lady Shar!" is a cool catchphrase for the villains. It's a writing conceit. And to be fair, a nihilistic god who wants the universe to end is a totally fine writing concept. Her having a smaller number but super fanatical followers makes sense. Everything makes sense. The biggest problem you seem to have with it is "how is she so popular if she just wants to kill everyone" but that has sort of been answered by the fact that you just straight up had a misconception about how followers work. She's not as popular, and power is not only related to followers. My explanation from the beginning was addressing your misconception and how your misconception is directly related to why you think it's bad writing, and why you're mistaken.
>>501540189When are you going to acknowledge the possibility that you could be wrong? Gods. You can't even admit to that much. You can't even say, "I was wrong about that part, sorry." Instead, you have to deflect by saying, "Uhhh okay but that wasn't even my main point." This isn't even a real conversation; you're just sticking fingers in your ears and going, "La-la-la, I can't hear you." Grow up.
>>501539489>priordering
Cool, another Mintharachud freakout
>>501539619
Suspicious lack of Love & Harmony slop. Noticeable increase in falseflagging and accusing various posters of wrongdoing. I just think that's interesting.
>>501541745He thinks we don’t know. I think that’s interesting >>501541760The balanced colors are satisfying to my autism
>>501541760Would hug
FUCKING STOP
>>501541527>but that has sort of been answered by the fact that you just straight up had a misconception about how followers workexcept for the fact that all source material says she's extremely popular with subterranean and nocturnal humanoids, among many other races? plus petty criminals? followers are listed as the main, primary source of divine rank and you've yet to refute this
>>501541760Make a drow.
>>501543030m or f
>>501541630He's not gonna fuck you for defending his shitty posts
is there a way to have expertise in nearly every skill?
>>501543512Do you need to ask?
>>501543836larian really thought that people would romance wyll
>>501543557I think it's satire, thankfully.
>>501541679I suspect he may have the word preorder filtered
>>501539963lizard hookers are based
>>501543991How could anyone resist? I’m not gay, but damn if Wyll doesn’t make me feel things.
>>501542741I already did refute it anon. We're talking about a god who is outlawed vs one of the most popular gods in the setting, that are explicitly said to be around the same power level despite this disparity in popularity. We've gone over this like 4 times now. It is very clear that numbers are not the only thing that matters, and this is presented clearly in the game. If you want to make a case that Aylin was wrong, you're welcome to do so. If you want to make a case that bg3's depiction of Sharran cults needing to be underground and small to avoid detection while Selune's statues are in the city and she had grand temples that we visit in act 1 is wrong, then you're welcome to. There are gods that are patrons to sneaky people and to criminals that are not also nihilistic death cultists for them to follow, and being popular among "subterranean humanoids" is nothing compared to all the other races, especially when you remember that the dark seldarine are popular among drow so these "subterranean humanoids" don't even include one of the main and famous "subterranean humanoids". The duegar also don't particularly give a shit about Shar so the list of "subterranean humanoids" they're even referring to is running short. Use your brain.You're making the mistake that lots of people make about stuff like this where you turn your brain off from what is right on your screen to see and hear in order to just repeat outdated info that is contradicted or outdated.
>>501544010It's not. And that post wasn't defending anything or anyone. I just think we need more accountability around here. It's the bare minimum if you want an actual conversation and not just a time-wasting back and forth of nuh-huhs and yuh-huhs.
>>501544274Weak bait
>>501544334I already did refute it anon. We're talking about a god who is outlawed vs one of the most popular gods in the setting, that are explicitly said to be around the same power level despite this disparity in popularity. We've gone over this like 4 times now. It is very clear that numbers are not the only thing that matters, and this is presented clearly in the game. If you want to make a case that Aylin was wrong, you're welcome to do so. If you want to make a case that bg3's depiction of Sharran cults needing to be underground and small to avoid detection while Selune's statues are in the city and she had grand temples that we visit in act 1 is wrong, then you're welcome to. There are gods that are patrons to sneaky people and to criminals that are not also nihilistic death cultists for them to follow, and being popular among "subterranean humanoids" is nothing compared to all the other races, especially when you remember that the dark seldarine are popular among drow so these "subterranean humanoids" don't even include one of the main and famous "subterranean humanoids". The duegar also don't particularly give a shit about Shar so the list of "subterranean humanoids" they're even referring to is running short. Use your brain.You're making the mistake that lots of people make about stuff like this where you turn your brain off from what is right on your screen to see and hear in order to just repeat outdated info that is contradicted or outdated.
>>501544334blah blah blah blah blah
I get white girl wasted every fucking night and smoke 2 packs a day. S my pp. This is the real niggas general. Some nigga acting crazy in the parking lot and I pull out the tre duce and start lettin loose, ya feel me?
I love the world's worst Sharran.
>>501544120Mintharafag is the word preorder filtered for you?
>>501544334dude shar is not outlawed everywhere and sources state that she has many followers. her being outlawed in the city of baldur's gate and some other cities doesn't contradict that she has many followers elsewhere and even secretly in those cities. christ almighty
>>501544580I do feel ya. I feel seen.
>>501544414It doesn’t matter what my character is, I always end up dancing with Wyll. The scene is so charming and so sensitive. I feel it tug at my heartstrings in a non-superficial way. Wyll deserves everything.
>>501544679>the Shpear of Shar on full display on her back
>>501544363that’s so sad if true
>>501545187When are you going to acknowledge the possibility that you could be wrong? Gods.
>>501544721I'm not talking about Baldur's Gate, I have already clearly stated multiple times that she's outlawed in many civilized nations. You're dishonestly reacting to something that I didn't say. As I have already said, it's quite normal for monarchs to outlaw her, because nothing good comes from allowing her. Even people like Asmodeus or Bane are at least lawful and predictable. Shar just wants destruction and she sends her minions out towards that goal.I just explained why she doesn't actually have very many followers elsewhere. If she's popular among "subterranean humanoids", but oh wait not drow or deugar, then use your brain anon. Being "popular among" a tiny popular still amounts to a tiny number. I keep telling you to use your brain. I'll explain it again. She's popular among subterranean humanoids, except not the drow or deugar, which means we're talking about a small number of people. If you're popular among a small population, that still equates to a small population. It doesn't mean she's not popular among subterranean humanoids (except drow and deugar), it means that statement is true but it's not actually saying she's popular in general. You're misunderstanding what is being said. What you keep quoting does not actually mean "she's popular".
>>501545169Well, Shar has flair.
someone is making essays full of headcanons about the shitty lore of his favorite videotoy
>>501545396>sources state shar has many followers>mintharafag says she doesn't because he said so
>>501545487i hate gale
>>501545498Wrong about a basic fact? Don’t want to admit it? ADD MORE WORDS!!!!
He's actually right about that one. It says popular among X, which doesn't mean popular in general, especially if X is small.
Wow 90% of all the mods that get uploaded to mod,io are game genie cheats tier garbage
>>501546359really shadowheart is all we need lil nigga, it's /ourmod/ and swen loves it
>>501545593Shadowheart cares about Gale.
A boy.A girl.A dream. CaN I mAkE iT aNtMoRe ObViOus?
what's the point of even giving me the option to choose whenever these are my only options
>>501545770>the definition of a divine rank above 11 outright states that the deity has hundreds of thousands of worshipers or beyond>mintharafag: no thats not real because i said so
>>501546806Conjure Barrage is pretty neat.Longstrider is also a no brainer if you have no one else to buff it.
>>501546976very well
Going to brazil and convincing swen that bg3 not getting a definitive edition will tarnish his legacy
>>501546642Female dragonborn reshaped is the only swen approved mod im afraid
>>501543030
>>501547689Uggo
>>501547689Drow. Arwen. Darwin? Natural selection. Purity. DarWIN. Win = epic. Based. Kino.
>>501544363Mintharafagfag...
>>501547689i look like this but white and ugly
>>501546872Multiple problems with this. The first is that you're trying to use a 3rd edition book for a 5th edition discussion, which you should already know doesn't work. They don't use the dragonball z scouter power level numbers anymore, and they haven't for about 20 years now. You shouldn't need this explained to you. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you didn't know you're looking at a 3rd edition excerpt, rather than the worse case scenario, which is that you're aware that's from 3rd edition and you're still using it anyway, which would be deceitful.The second is that I've already addressed this anyway. bg3 and Aylin contradict this, and newer takes precedence. Both in terms of edition (you're looking at 3rd edition material) and in terms or release date, since even within 5th edition new takes precedent over old. As I have already said, unless you want to make a case that Aylin is wrong or lying, or that bg3 is non-canon, this has already been addressed.
I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT II'm with youuuu.......I'm with youuu....MMMMmmmm.....
>>501545554Are you implying Shar somehow has more worshipers than Selûne? Because if that's what you're implying, then you're clearly wrong and we don't need to go any further. Otherwise, you admit that there's no direct correlation between a deity's power and their number of worshipers (i.e., quality matters just as much as quantity, if not more), which means you admit Mintharafag is right. This is very disappointing. You should come better prepared if you're going to get into an autistic lore quibble.
Wtf were they thinking with the stupid ass act 1-2 shart hair
>>501548541>The second is that I've already addressed this anyway. bg3 and Aylin contradict this, and newer takes precedenceAre you legitimately making the argument that Shar no longer canonically has many worshippers because John Corcoran supposedly wrote a line or two into Dame Aylin's dialogue?
>>501548773Idk but she looks boring as shit without her concept art tattoos
don't look so innocent...this was no accident...you planned this in the end and NoW iT'S OvEr
>>501548770There is a direct correlation between number of followers and power. Nobody said otherwise. There also exists a direct correlation between strength of faith and power as well, in addition to the one about numbers, which is the topic. Shar being just as powerful as Selune despite having fewer followers is the proof of it. Some people are trying to argue against that by saying Shar actually has lots of followers. What they seem to miss is that Shar does have "a lot" of followers, she's has a reasonable number, it's just that it's fewer relative to Selune. And fewer relatively speaking still proves the premise.It's really not that complicated of a concept, but a few people will always shitpost any time a lore discussion comes up, because it's an actual discussion instead of talking about which poster is who or other nonsense. It's just the way some people are.
MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM THE SCHIZOS ARE FIGHTING AGAIN
AND IIIIIII IGNORE ALLLLL THE WARNING SIIIIIIIGNSFALL FOR YOU EVERYTIME
Based Avril poster
>>501548930It's not just what Aylin says. It's also the fact that Selune didn't rescue Aylin. If Selune was more powerful than Shar, she would enter the Shadowfell and search for her. But she couldn't do that, because they are matched, and the attempt would put her at risk. Selune and Shar being equally matched is presented in dialogue by a character that would indeed know, since it's her family, but also by story, because if one god was stronger she would solve the issue herself. Both of these things have already been explained.Also, you're mistaken as to what I'm even saying, which is weird since I've been clear. I'm not saying Shar has no followers, or that she "doesn't have many". What I have been consistent in saying is that she has noticeably and meaningfully fewer than Selune, relatively speaking. She still has enough people to build her underground temples and populate them, and she's still an important and widely known deity. She's just relatively unpopular because generally only psychos like her. She still has thousands of followers. But that's less than Selune's millions.
ok if the name is autistic how is he logically incapacitated? have I been lied to?
>>501549627Mood
spent 20 minutes organizing my inventory and accidentally blew up a barrel and aggroed my camp. forgot that i did all that organization and reloaded my save... prior to having organized my inventory..........
IT'S TIME TO ACT YOUR AGEIT'S THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN
>>501549873Dame Aylin wasn't originally trapped in the Shadowfell. Nightsong was a different character. John Corcoran rewrote and tied everything into one character to give Shadowheart's little moment more punch. I wouldn't put much stock in the logic of it. John has gone on record saying how unfamiliar he is with the setting
Not having a Cleric has my guy looking like a fucking Leper, while the debuffs aren't bad enough to long rest
I have returned you have not been well behaved anons
Boy literally spent the entire day arguing about something nobody cares about
>>501550474>John Corcoran rewrote and tied everything into one character to give Shadowheart's little moment more punchOk I know we meme a lot hereBut do you actually believe this? Are there actually people blaming every rewrite on John?
how do i pickpocket someone's whole entire inventory without getting caught
>>501550650And in bad faith and with a bitchy tone lol
>>501550723Roll wellRogue 11 with enhance ability, proficiency, and expertise basically can't fail a pickpocket
>>501550474John should retire and save us from his shitty writing
>>501550662I read an interview awhile back and John said he wrote Nightsong, Balthazar, Viconia, and basically any character involved in Shadowheart's personal quest, so yes. Those rewrites are his doing
>>501550662lmao is John a trigger word? He was responsible
>>501546976why use that when I could get it for free at higher level?
A question with no definitive answer? *shoving people aside* I got this.
john is such a dogshit writer and he's an obese manlet to boot, larian doesn't need him here's hoping he fucks off like astarion's writer or gets AIDS like laezel's
>>501551157Lmao and it's every fucking thread
>>501550990Cool man, do you have a link to that interview>>501551051Do you think I like Shadowheart or something, anon? Here's some of my workI just think it's pathetic how much /bgg/ desperately wants to unload their anger on John
>>501549281>There is a direct correlation between number of followers and power.I should have phrased that better. What I meant to say is that it's not really the kind of correlation that suggests significant impact, so just looking at the number of worshipers can be misleading. It's better to look at quality of worship, or to consider both quality and quantity. This does away with childish arguments such as "my goddess has more followers than yours so her power level is way higher!"
>>501551274Show me on the doll where John touched you
>>501550507>imagine getting sick
>>501551274>wrote viconia and halsin, the two shittiest characters in bg3>surprised people want him to kill himself in act 2 when fightign the hyena and the goblin
>>501551338>>501551420Show me the link, anon, or your 70gb Shadowheart folder
it’s crazy how angry the schizos get over Shadowheart
>>501550662Not all of them, but since Aylin is part of Shart's quest and this scene in particular is directed at Shart, it stands to reason that a writing error in this particular scene could be potentially his fault, since he would be part of writing it.But it doesn't really work. It's an assumption, and obviously if he were to contradict the entire setting someone would tap him on the shoulder. He can write whatever wacky thing he wants about Halsin and Shart, but if he starts trying to rewrite how the deities of the setting function, then obviously someone will step in. >>501550474See above as to why assuming Aylin is just wrong because of John doesn't really work. I don't like him any more than you do, but the assumption that John got to rewrite the dnd setting lore and no one stopped him doesn't really make sense. It's more likely that it can be taken at face value, because Shar and Selune being roughly similar in power is true in 5th edition. They're both major deities. The dragonball z power ranking the other anon was posting is from a previous edition and can be ignored as it has been officially decommissioned.Almost 16 years ago. But who's counting.
>>501551501we do not care about the fat cuckold or his shitty waifubait
I think that lore quibble is more interesting than just spamming Avril Lavigne lyrics or crying about the writers once again, but that's just me.
lae'zel raped me
>>501551624it's so boring and cyclical it makes me want to scream
>>501551586Jesus christ, do you have any internal consistency? Like, any at allYou spend days arguing about Aylin, saying anyone who opposes you is headcannoning shit and so obviously wrongAnd then say shit like this
HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
>>501551624Sure we break some balls now and again but we go way back and in light of recent humiliations, it is an honor to be joined by men, and not faggot ass twitter obsessed trannyloving cocksuckers that ruined my BG3 romance. He should fucking die.
>>501551814what he said is right. assuming that the author made sweeping changes to dnd lore and no one stopped him is illogical
>>501551958Kill yourself fag
>>501551958No he isn’t you pants-on-head ape. Did you even bother to skim his shitpost before posting this, or?
>>501551958It's not even just that, it's also the fact that Selune and Shar are both bumped up to roughly the same general rank in 5e. They don't do the minutia number rankings anymore. In 5e, they're about the same. Which means what Aylin said checks out in matching what is already established. So you can ignore anything about John and just look at what is presented. People are reaching far with the "John is just wrong" angle, since what Aylin said matches current lore. There's no grounds to assume she's wrong.No matter how much we all dislike John.
>>501552295>No matter how much we all dislike John.Why would Mintharafag formerly Shadowheartfag ever harbor ill feelings toward John?
>>501551586>I don't like him any more than you do, but the assumption that John got to rewrite the dnd setting lore and no one stopped him doesn't really make senseSelune is stated to have waxed and waned in power over the years, much like the moon itself. Her always being matched to Shar's power doesn't exactly make sense. I suppose you could argue Selune and Shar's magic cancel each other out regardless of how independently powerful they are. That's me headcanoning to make sense of John's writing, however.
The goalposts teleport once again. How does he do it?
>>501551708Feel free to spam nothing-posts then. Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated.>>501551814Mintharafag has been very consistent so far. Aylin is directly stating that Shar and Selûne are equal in power and your idea of refutation is to go, "But what if the writer got the lore wrong?" which is a nonsensical headcanon tangent.
how do we fix /bgg/?
>>501552543Mass Effect Larian edition gets announced
>>501552519aww poor baby i didn't mean to frustrate you. i do mean that tho repetition makes me want to scream
>>501552543we create a custom bgg honor mode ruleset together and do a 4-man playthrough
>>501552295>it's also the fact that Selune and Shar are both bumped up to roughly the same general rank in 5e. They don't do the minutia number rankings anymore. In 5e, they're about the samethey give a reason for this. they said she got more popular after the spellplague
>>501552543We kill Mintharafag and whoever is slurping "him" off
>>501552543lethal injection to namechud’s neck
>>501552762Uh sorry anon, source? Do you have an in-game source for that? Where's the proof? I haven't seen it so far so it isn't real. There's no source. I know it's an established setting with rules and precedent that predate the game by 40 years, but uh source?????
>>501552817>>501552904Kicking him from my Fortnite Lobby as we speak
>STOP DISCUSSING THE LORE OR THE CHARACTERS OR THE GAMEPLAY OR ANYTHING RELATED TO THE GAME>INSTEAD JUST... POST AVRIL LAVIGNE LYRICS>>501552634It's a damn cold night, trying to figure out this life.Won't you take me by the hand? Take me somewhere new.I don't know who you are but I... I'm with you.
>>501552543Kill namefag and the shitposters that enable him.You can take the trannies that post their female tavs too
>>501552417contradictory writing is bad writing. Shart says he doesn't want a threesome in act 2 then actively dissaproves if you back out of the threesomes presented then. A good writer writes consistent characters, and if the characters do have a change in viewpoint, that change is shown and justified. So even if we remove all context, it's still just a writing issue.As for content, it's really not hard to give players what they want. He could have easily just made it optional. If you bring up the topic of polyamory, she ponders it and says "okay, I'll think about it". Suddenly the people who want it can have it, and the people who don't want it don't have it. Easily done, no real hoops, and everyone is happy. But instead, he actually wrote the character to have already been dreaming about it, meaning the people who don't want it don't have a choice, that's what their love interest has been dreaming of. The way it's worded, she's already been doing it before you ask, and she would be doing it if you never asked. So he did it in a way that forces it upon the player. There is no one's game anywhere where Shart isn't canonically dreaming of Halsin. Some people choose to plug their ears and pretend by installing mods that edit clientside game files but that doesn't change the story. The reason it's done this way is a mystery, but the fact that the only two characters that John wrote also happen to be the only two characters that do this type of thing with polyamory, which leads us to the logical assumption that John inserted his own fetish into the characters he had influence over, and I don't need to go into why "the author's thinly disguised fetish" trope is a trope for a reason. It's people like him.So it's actual, real writing issues. The criticism is valid.
>>501551586>posting is from a previous edition and can be ignored as it has been officially decommissionedit's not actually non-canon even tho it's from a previous edition. selune was an intermediate deity in 3e and bumped to a greater deity in 5e. 3e happens earlier on the timeline than 5e so selune gains power between those two times. only an official retcon stating that she was in fact a greater deity during the 3e time period would make it non-canon
>>501553318YOU SAYTHAT I'M MESSING WITH YOUR HEEEEEEEAD(YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH)ALL, CUZ, I WAS MAKING OUT WITH YOUR FRIIIIIIEND....
>>501553325>>501552904>>501552817Sound ideas
>>501553638So things that might have been true two editions ago or two centuries ago in-setting are no longer true or relevant to the discussion at hand. That's a long-winded way to concede you were wrong. "Actually, you were right, Mintharafag." is only 5 words long.
>>501552543Eh, it's [popular thing] so you get some trolls and shitposters.It's also a year+ later with no new content so some people are antsy. They'll show something about tes6 and Larian's next game soon and people will shitpost about those instead for a while.>>501552762Gaining more followers makes a deity stronger due to the correlation between followers and strength, and after the shuffling of the deities followers also got shuffled around. These are correct.>>501553638I am aware of how things have changed over time. That ranking system has been officially decommissioned. 16 years ago, to be exact. In current lore, they are bumped up close to each other, as I said, and is relevant to the current discussion. You're not disagreeing with anything.
>>501554296No we want you to die
AND I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUTIF YOU LOVE MEEE, IF YOU HATE MEEEYOU CAN'T SAVE MEEE, BABY, BABY
>>501554432I can save you.
>>501552543with more love
>Larian spends multiple patches making Minthara recruitable on Good runs>Jaheira dies because of her own AI>I can't recruit MinscI fucking hate these people
>>501554107shar has a shit ton of followers. you guys are headcanoning a modest follower count
>>501554616many have tried....but honestly, I just need to be a little crazy
>>501554665Just recruit Boo
>>501554770>O sing a song of Balduran>Who founded Baldur's Gate>Empire golden built on trade>Could not avert his fate
Made an Eagleheart Barb.Made them dragonborn for the poison spit, so they can be a Hawk too.
Is Marcello the most normal, funny, interesting and well intended anon to ever post here?
>>501554296Thanks for being here. You are valued and we want you to live, and post many, many, many more insightful, albeit slightly autistic posts.>>501555126No one wants to see your dragonfreak. Do you understand?
>>501555142I don’t even call him that anymore you must cease
Actually found a nice little permutation I haven't encountered beforeIf you kill Roah in act 2 and her replacement in act 3, the Zhent don't offer you a deal and you're 'forced' to side with the Guild.I gave Zarys the Iron Flask, so let's see if it comes into play
>>501555126I look like this
>>501554784
>>501545025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip76O6g3hZs#ddg-play
>>501552543I'll continue to post Shadowheart at semi regular intervals.
>>501555541it’s HER
>>501555541*dances*
>>501555492You in the middle.
what armor do i give astarion
>>501554784rude slut
>>501556029
>>501555386No Beholder, but maybe because this person holding it died before they got a turn off
>>501556159>Have you heard of the wood elves?
>>501556159hes actually way better than W*ll
>>501556159Slayyy
>>501553487This random cuck post right in the middle of a lore discussion gave me a good laugh. Thank you Mintharascholar
So... this is /bgg/ when the namefag isn't hogging the spotlight... not bad...
>>501556147but enough about your mum
>>501556919The Act 3 brothel mindbroke him to this day, namefag lost a chunk of his smoothie loving soul in August and he never got it back, he can talk about minthara all he wants, Shadowheart WARPED him.
>>501556770 he could be worse looking.Kinda a blessing that it’s just a black dude with elf ears and not the qunari. I’m just comparing him to the other dogs in his game mind you.
>me: gloomstalker>frog: fighter/warlock>shart: light cleric>mint: sentinel pallyHow do I improve this? Should I turn minthara into a wizard or something?
>>501557396You should turn minthara into a woman
>>501535675>>501538439I really like this hair cut
>>501557451All of them are tall evil futas and I am a small girlfailure woman just as sven intended.
>>501557531Oak Father preserve us all.
>>501557396>frog: fighter/warlockWhy.
>>501557396Make frog your sentinel/pally/warlock, make shart a tempest cleric and respec minthara into a dragon blood sorcerer. You're welcome.
>>501557739Eldritch BLAYST
>>501557739All the gith stuff has psychic damage and spell stuff so I gave her warlock powers to fit her theme.
>>501557368Enough gawking. Get me down.
>>501557368I love lae'zel's hair bun
>>501556345
>>501558237I can't wait for larian's token asian female character to mog the shit out of DA's
>>501532548High Elf Love
>>501558323Looks like a Wood Elf.
>>501558237HOT
>lae'zel is closer to an elf than shart ishm
>>501558323Oh fuck yeah I love ugly bitches *Jerks off and gets a bit of my sploogie on your picture*
>>501558237Draw the black elf
>>501558516This is a Wood Elf
>>501558701
>>501559404GAAAWWWWD
>>501559404Looks like the subnautica guy
Fuck off with your off-topic garbage.
>>501555126Cute lizard
>>501559759>FUCK OFF DRAWFAGYou are the death of generals whiner
>>501559759
>>501560157id let my president kiss my baby with those luscious lips
>>501560157Draw shart and taash kissing
>>501560040One voice of dissent has never stopped the majority.
>>501560157*Sucks his cock*Thank you drawfag senpai
>>501560260No but whiner chan over there is really intent on killing everyone’s buzz
>>501554784>>501557368Can you do Shadowheart if she was a high elf?
>>501560628Rape time
I want to compile the unused cutscene of Astarion attacking Shadowheart but I'm too damn lazy right now. The animation of him running up and hard tackling her into the ground is pretty funny
>>501558604put your name back
>>501560157Subtle chest hair
>>501555386Why would you kill Roah? She is chill.
>>501561835I could personally list many reasons, but the simplest one is her race.
>>501561446No buddy he LIKES dogs that look like that For me for half-elves it's a close tie between 2, 3, and 4. 2 and 4 are hot and 3 is cute.For elves though 3 is the most attractive to me. Larian got a supermodel to come in for a face scan. 5 is second place. Drow share the same faces with other full elves as far as I can tell.I don't really like most of the humans, 6 is the clear winner imo.For gith, 2 is my favorite. 4 is the worst, possibly in the entire game.For teiflings I like 2.For halflings definitely 1. I don't like most of the others.For gnomes I like 1 and 2, 1 is the overall winner.
When do I get to kill my closest companion? I'm in HM and I am sweating>Fel appears and tells me to kill Isobel>talk to her>don't kill her>long rest (partial) a bunch of time>nothing happensI had such a stone in my stomach I removed everything from her, because I read all items will be lost on her. I even quickly respecc'd to a Bard just to have enormous Deception advantage. Please! I can't take this much suspense, not in HM!
>>501562051Get a life, schizo. Even the namefag is above you.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't this tool kit thing I heard about allows to play with the models too? Can you even make the children naked? Please tell me I'm having a boomer moment rn.
>>501562389You should be having a suicide moment rn
>>501562779Why
>>501562063should have just killed isobel
>>501562063I think the choice is forced on you at the end of Act 2, once Isobel is effectively "safe" from you.
Best tits in Faerun
>>501561835I wanted the Armor of Devotion.To sell, mind you. The Armor itself sucks dick. 2000g for free.So I dragged her to another room with Minor Illusion, then murdered her first and everyone else in Moonrise.It was my first time there.
>>501562295no u
>>501562939I've had it happen on my first long rest after meeting her, way before I killed Ketheric>>501562063Be vigilant, anon. Scleritas could be behind any corner.
My schizoposting is a form of protest against this BULLY general. It WARPED me. I felt myself be SEEN by the SUSSY NATURE of this general. At the end of the day, the only life that matters is MINE.
>>501563343Your schizoposting is a warm light on this evil general. Thank you for your service m’lad.
>mfw I'm completely hammered and browsing /bgg/ and I read about the whiner schizo theoriesLove & Harmony 4uYes, even (You)
>>501563685Love and harmony indeed mah n’wah
>dude, like, I'm so wasted, hahaThe worthless pig fuck proves to be as worthless when inebriated as it is when sober.
>>501563685What we drinking tonight, /bgg/?For Rudiger, it's a fine Luksusowa over ice while I clear out act 3>>501564027Chill out, loser
Good taste overall, Mintharafag (repost). I'll disagree on a few points.You're sleeping on Half-Elf Face 1. She's a cute dork.I think Gith Face 3 is cute as well. Perhaps a tad too innocent-looking.And I like Tiefling Face 6 too. Alfira is a cutie.I'm disappointed you would even rate midget races.
I love the animation for Paladins where they pound their chests to buff themselves.
>>501564356
>want to leave sambo dead by the side of the road>don't want to miss out on mizora>want karlach to have someone to help her in avernus so she doesnt die
>>501564027Well, no actually the 'Drunk' status gives disadvantage on attack rolls and ability checks. So I think I'm actually worst now.So, having a good ol' lore discussion, eh? I love those, especially when they last for days.And now Mintharafag is discussing about the Lady of Loss? I just find that interesting.Anyway, Shar's forbidden feetsies
>>501564229You should do a buttchug might chill you out
>dude, like, DRUGS, hahaShut the fuck up.
>>501564442HAHAHA HOLY SHIT SAMBO I GET IT HE'S BLACKHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
>>501563343I SEE what you do while I'm sleeping. It's DESPICABLE the way you constantly MOVE GOALPOSTS to justify a presence in these threads that STOPPED being relevant MONTHS ago.
Gale
>do it for her
>>501564551aunt jamima are you ok?
>>501560239I forgot they were supposed to be making out
>>501565115HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT SO GOOD JESUSBased anon
>>501565189Me on the right
>>501565189she actually has a broken horn like karlach but hers is jade green
shoving my astarion mtg cards up my pussy, what are you guys doing tonight?
>>501565189What a sin to have my beautiful flawless Jenevelle next to that ogre of a xerson
>>501565189draw lewd shadowheart
>>501565189Ok now realistic shadowheart
ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE
>>501565189nice art
Can I be embrace Durge but keep Karlach? I want to genocide the tieflings. That's necessary.
>>501554665Did she die during the tower raid? You know you should've cleared the tower before leaving for the gauntlet, right? That way everyone is safe and the tower raid is easier.
>>501566891This encounter looks so epic when you're standing at the altar.
>>501567234no
If I leave 2 of my companions knocked or dead and 1 still in my party and Durge has to kill the remaining - then I don't have to make no persuasion roll, right?Or if I change 2 of them to hirelings, is it?
>>501565970
>>501570927AAAAAAAAAAA STOP PSYOPPING ME INTO FROGS
Still no workaround for Halsin being stuck in Last Light Inn when he should be at the lake short? No workaround for Barcus being permanently affixed to his workstation yet excited that Wulbren is ten-feet away from him?
>Cancerkiddie Edition>no mentions of the kids
Someone convince me that EK is a more fun class than Pally. It's only one or the other for character lore reasons
Tourist here. Is there a way to mod BG3 to remove ugly girls (even NPCs), homosexuality, cuckoldry and the elf with the manly voice to turn it into a good game?Not like I'm going to play it anyway since I don't have the time for a long RPG rn.
>>501568235>Did she die during the tower raid?No, she died by running into my Wall of Fire when Last Light Inn got destroyed>You know you should've cleared the tower before leaving for the gauntlet, right? Every single person in that tower was dead before I even went to Moonrise >>501563023>That way everyone is safe and the tower raid is easier.Shut the fuck up fag
>>501572975Before I even went to Last Light*
>Tourist here.
>>501572953you forgot your lust provoking image with your pointless time wasting question
>>501573318Fixed itNow answer pls
>>501573470find out yourself
>>501565970>scratching my head trying to figure out how to get sweet with Shadowheart>Lae'zel: "I have a confession.">have to turn off the game to calm down
Tourist here.Is there a way to mod BG3 to remove ugly girls (even NPCs), homosexuality, cuckoldry and the elf with the manly voice to turn it into a good game?Not like I'm going to play it anyway since I don't have the time for a long RPG rn.
>>501572007Fighter is just a very straightforward class. It gets the job done, and that's it. EK essentially gets +5 AC for as many turns as you can afford to proc Shield, which allows for more flexibility in itemization compared to a Paladin. I guess that can be considered fun. You could build an archer, which is another area Paladins suck at.
>disgust-provoking webm>irrelevant, time-wasting question
>>501572007I switched from Paladin/Cleric to Fighter/Cleric and never looked back. Having 99 attacks per turn > Smites. Paladin has better dialogue but I used mostly the Cleric one anyway. Also the Oathbreaker Knight is a dirty jew who wants more and more money.
>>501573536No.See >>501574751There are other newfrens asking the same question.
>>501575327>I switched from Paladin/Cleric to Fighter/Cleric and never looked back.But what about the famed Druid/Monk build?
>>501575931No idea.
Oathbreaker/spore druid is fun. You could lead a horde of undead mushroom and wield a flaming sword.
Is this the most equipped but least used item in the game?
>>501576745My problem with minion oriented builds is that combat feels too slow with many minions.It's not satisfying enough.
>>501576823Why would you equip this if you aren't poisoning people? Just to have a cloak?Tbh, I'd rather get a Hide Cloak option
>>501576887There are some minions that it's fine withI had a Necromancer Wizard build, and realized I could move a skelly -> click to the next skelly and move them before the previous one had finished moving. Then you can just attack with both of them. It really speeds things along.But I guess I wasn't hyperminmaxxing every summon's turn.
>>501576745That sounds dreadfully boring, actually. Both conceptually and mechanically.
>>501577147I think that having one summon as your slave and focusing on personal damage would be the way to go.Can you use a headless Karlach as a undead minion?
>>501576887The spore shield is a nice roleplay ability. You could pretend to be a space knight that crashlanded alongside the illithid.>>501576823I have been using stinking cloud in combination with protection from poison. I might get some use out of that.>>501577343I like it, mainly for the flame blade. 3d6 ontop of smite is monstrous.
>>501577492Chud face
>>501573470ayou’re not a tourist faggot i see this image aLlllll the time on the rpg boards
>>501577492Maybe. Try bring her to the shadow land and see if she get reanimate there.
>starting a new playthrough as my all time favorite class, life domain cleric of eilistraee>back on a reasonable resolution you can actually see what you're doing>playing the game of the year 2023, that 2024 was not able to beat or even match>got some fizzy water and blueberries>comfy in my nice warm blankets>going to do my favorite playthrough, happy ending marrying MintharaLife is good comfy gaming
>>501579654>marrying Mintharayou don't though
>>501579654Very cute Tav and post.
>>501579654You ability to consistently make these disgusting transvestites is almost impressive
>>501577492Tragically, you can only behead her when you first meet her.Your best Act 2 minion is the Beholder from the Iron Flask. Summon it, let it die to the Shadow Curse, and then Control Undead (Oathbreaker) it. Boom, Undead Beholder fighting for you until you long rest. Buff it however you want.
>>501579806Yes you do. She says her name belongs to her mother, so the house you make together will be in Tav's name. She even comments on spending the rest of your lives together at the party. I feel like at some point anon, you should play the game. It's been out for a year, I believe in you.
>>501580080I'm sorry, where does that happen in-game? Does Minthara's name change?Or is it just some more... heh.... headcannon?
>>501580080>She says her name belongs to her mother, so the house you make together will be in Tav's name.Post this line if it's true.
>>501579864Can't you just pack her corpse in your inventory and reanimate her yourself?
>>5015781203d6 (10.5 average) damage of a commonly resisted type, and which doesn't even get additional damage modifiers, is shit. I'm going to assume your post is a joke, for your sake.
>>501580426>anon plays the game challenge: impossible
>>501580845>almost ends tenderly>goes bloodlust
>>501580845Thanks. I just don't romance manfaced monstrosities but you proved your claim, good.
Cute happy Minthy marriage ending!>>501580964based Minthy
>>501580845This is a mod. There is no such line in the vanilla game. Mintharafag is lying as always.
>>501579654>Life ClericIsn't that, you know, a little BORING?
Minthara should have been a 20 yr. old 6th daughter that never dated anyone
>>501580697Grab the feat that bypass resistance. +2-3 is not much compare to an extra d6.
Lae'zel is love.Lae'zel is life.Lae'zel a miracle of the universe.Lae'zel might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful person inside and out.
>>501580845>>501581028She looks much better in her default form. You made her look like a man.
>>501579654YOU ARE COPYING MEEEEEE
>>501581728The difference is that Mintharafag remained true to themselves, and consistently created short-haired cute Tavs, whereas Ilmatari's creator (if this is really you) chose to become ugly and a schizo. I'd ask you to apologize, but I doubt you can be that sincere.
>>501582248I like roleplaying. Its fun, ya know. Like whenever my character is faced with a decision, their choice is obvious. I know what they like and what they dislike, how their past has shaped them into the person they currently are. The things they value and how theyd respond when different values begin to conflict inside them. I never regret any decision one of my characters makes, because in their eyes, that was the only choice to make.I remeber after the Hag fight, fucking Ilmatari got the surrender cutscene. Unfortunately that meant not getting the scalp. She couldnt risk mayrina in an attempt to barter with the hag, much less accept the deal as-was. So, no-deal. Lost one few asi sources in the game and dont regret it one bit. If I had played that out any lther way it would have compromised Ilmatari's character, reducing her to just another game piece on the board.
>>501582248shut the fuck up mintharaloser
>>501582408See, that's another difference between Mintharafag and you. Abstaining from the hag's +1 is a given for honest roleplayers. It doesn't warrant a moment of self-congratulation, as if you did something that required incredible willpower. For some players, like Mintharafag, it's a matter of honesty. For you, it was happenstance.
>giving up on a +1>everEnjoy your 19 main stat at 8, nerds
>>501583245You did this once already, you are so so so so small. So is your cock.You are geeeeenuinely as much as a schizo as I.
>>501583918I don't betray my roleplay.>>501584000I'm not crazy. I'm not a schizo. I'm not re-deleting files that no longer exist. Just reminding you that it happened, for a reason.
>I’m not crazy >I’m not schizoAny man who must say, "I am the king" is no true king. I'll make sure you understand that when I've won your war for you. The Game of Thrones of GeneralsThe Gaza strip of ThreadsThe DEI OF GAMES
Mintharafag WARPED you.
SEND YOUR ARMIESTHERE'S NO MAN OR MACHINETHAT CAN STOP ME
Oh nice, I finally found a mod that adds all the goblin styles. I can finally use that super cute one.Also I got hdr turned on to see how it is on my new monitor. Still not sure why it's taking screenshots in 3840x2097 instead of 3840x2160 but you know what? I'm tired messing around with it.Comfy gaming time. I'm so excited to play this awesome game.
>>501586218Why would you pick a goblin hairstyle? Why are you always like this?
>>501586472It looks cute
I want to have sex with my Harpy Guardian
>>501586870I like the original hairstyle better.
How much experience is the Shadow-Cursed Shambling Mound?
Off to a good start>flaming sword: acquired>75 xp from killing Zalk: acquired>waifu: spottedIt's a shame that the flaming sword is outclassed as soon as you get to the grove and Dammon has a +1 greatsword in his inventory, but it's still the principle of the matter, getting it is fun.Strange explanation for why screenshots were 3840x2097. turns out my monitor was in "true 4k" which is 4090x2160 while the game was in "uhd 4k" which is 3840x2160. So the difference in the monitor's resolution and the game's resolution had to be made up somewhere, which was slightly cutting off some vertical space. Weird. All it took to fix it was to match the monitor's resolution to the game's.
>>501589019Poison: drank
>>501589019>+1 greatswordWait, woh?? It's better because of the raw damage? You're tellin' me I've been prancing around, happy as a beetle, and I'm actually working with a handicap?
>>501565490You're probably not here anymore but I did it. I was playing Fortnite with the boys
>>501589445Based as fuck
>>501589271Everburn Blade is a +0 weapon that does 1d4 extra damage on hit. Average damage of 1d4 is 2.5.A +1 weapon is a +1 weapon. It does 1 extra damage on hit which is lower... BUT gives +1 to attack.Early game, your impediment to winning fights is your hit chance rather than your damage. It's a very minimal difference, but midwits will act like it's huge.
>>501589445What skin do you use?
>>501589271+1 enhancement adds +1 to both the to-hit and the damage. Meaning the +1 sword is 5% more accurate. Accuracy is better than a tiny slight more damage (the average roll on a d4 is 2). Over the course of 100 swings, you'll find that the +1 is marginally better than the flame.
>>501589897>the average roll on a d4 is 2
>>501589857Black Cat
>>501589763>>501589897Thank.
>>501589445why did you make her so small
>>501589271>>501589763Everburn cannot be dipped into fire. A +1 greatsword can. This makes the latter strictly better than Everburn, aside from the cool factor.
>>501590258Why not
>>501590358we can go bigger
>>501567234Yes, just play nicely in act 1 and kill the goblin leaders. Then you can go full murderhobo.
>>501590330Nobody does that lolNot a single human being has ever dipped their weapon in fireUnless you’re on balanced mode or something, in which case have at it
>>501589445She is now a halfling
>>501590503
>>501590953bigger
>>501590953You must have seen this >>501591009 coming, right anon
>I'll need to research the particulars, however>Give me a bit of time, and I'll have this little issue sorted
>>501591009>>501591114Yep lol
>>501591269now give her a pp
>>501591315Oh shit
>>501591315:^)
>>501591483Draw Karlach but cute
>>501591483Based
>>501591552Error 404
>>501533560There's a conflict between the two pedos at one point, and this red Silfy is the foil to the normal Silfy.
>level 2>nobody knows anybody>Astarion has never met anyone else, I went up here alone speedrunning recruitments>he still decides Tav is the leader of the party>the Tav he's never met and doesn't know existsSwen....
This is probably a stupid question but is there any way on PC to like, play couch co-op but instead of split screen I could split it into two monitors, gf on the one, me on the other monitor, instead of split screen?Id rather not buy both BG3 a second time for PS5, and pay the money for a second dual shock
>>501592224He can literally smell the lack of leadership on her, he can tell Shadowheart is acting in someone else's place.Have a *little* imagination.
>>501592224Tavie... That's... the name you chose...
>>501589897Wait a second, you changed your hair again? When will this madness stop?
CROSS PLAY WHEN
What's the best most cruel way to deal with Karlach on a Dark Urge playthrough?Recruit her and purge the Grove? Don't recruit her and purge the Grove and then come to gloat and kill her? Any other interesting way to deal with her?If you dont kill her, will she appear later on or does she disappear from the game?
>>501592983This was already posted in this thread.
>>501593553The cyclical nature ofg boopie’s booper
>>501593685Objective:Survive
>>501593286>that dumb faceEvery time
Was Spider Matriarch patched? When I push her into a chasm she teleports back.
>>501594393Just nuke her bro, she's fucking easy. Also you need to aim for the chasm and not just down the web.
>STOP!>Bibberbang
>>501595472IGNIS
>>501596327
>>501593520Picrel looks enough cruel. Only the frog follows you into the act 2, if you don't hire her (as a corpse)
>>501591421cute frog
>>501594872ew
I know that Wyll, Karlach and Halsin leave you if you play evil, but what about Jaheira and Minsc? Can you still recruit them, and if you do, do they reach a breaking point and also leave down the line?
what makes silfy such an iconic character?
>>501597325If you embrace daddy bhaal, then they will attack you in the temple.
>>501597325If Jaheira survives the Moonrise Tower raid she will join you. You can then recruit Minsc. If you don't recruit Jaheira Minsc can't join. They will leave you if you become Bhaals Chosen or rather they will attack you.
astarion is really trying lae'zel's patience tonight
>>501596502>Picrel looks enough cruel.To get that you need to save the Grove, romance her and get her to Act 2. I meant what to do with her if you kill the Grove.I guess it doesn't matter in the end, does it? Chop her head off and put her body in storage. Can't romance her without Dammon anyway.
A viper bares her fangs defending her brood. I call her mother. You call her monster.
How flexible is team building in this game? Do they have fixed skills? I just came out from finishing metaphor/romancing saga 2 and I'm willing to give this game a try.
>>501599605Anybody can be anythingjust respecc them
>>501599605bg3 uses a class system, you can respec all of your party but some characters have unique abilities(the vampire is the only one that gets to have a vampire bit attack for example)
>>501599605>How flexible is team building in this game?Extremely flexible.
>>501599720>>501599880>>501600051Alright, I'm going in.
>>501599605You can do whatever you want. You can change class whenever you want for all party members. Play on Tactician, game is very easy. Don't play on Honor Mode because it's not the combat encounters that fuck you but mechanics and environment. Also don't play as Tav, pick Dark Urge and customize your character to your liking. Dark Urge is Tav with more personal content and the canon protagonist. Tav is for pussies who are scared of mature content. Tav is the Custom Character. Dark Urge is the custom character with more story.
>>501600135I suggest for your first playtrough you keep characters in the class they start as.
>>501600907Bad advice. Go wild, have fun.
>>501600407Don't listen to him. Play as Tav and play on Honor Mode. You will die and restart the game but Honor Mode is the best way to play the game.
>>501600992Absolutely not. Dont play on Honor Mode and don't play as Tav. In Honor Mode you'll just die to shitty mechanics you don't understand early on. Companions are retarded if you don't micromanage them during certain situations. Tav is useless. You will regret picking Tav.
>general of mostly femoids>obsessed with gay sex and futaYou all disgust me.
>>501602036there are at most 5 women here and about 15 "women"
>>501602036
How bad is the split screenAny picture I've seen, it looks horrifically zoomed in
>>501600407I don't wanna kill people though. I wanna be a good boi.
>>501600407>>501600992>>501601292who to believe
>>501602690you can always lower the difficulty
>>501602186>5 women
I love the frog
>>501602186>and about 15 "women"Who asked?
>>501604059you asked
>>501599605You're wasting your time.You're most likely going to look at the classes, get excited and plan a Fighter-Rogue-Wizard-Cleric build, then make your first character, probably on a shitter difficulty, then kill yourself after the first 2 hours, and then come back here asking what you did wrong, expecting us to spoonfeed you.We'll tell you to fuck off and read the OP and use the wiki like the rest of us, and you will; you'll make a new character and try something new. You'll get to level 4 or something, get bored, and ask when the game gets fun. You'll eventually start asking inane questions, like what happens if you eat tadpoles, and we'll tell you to read the OP and fuck off again. You'll say something like "wah wah you bullies" and continue playing; you'll hit level 6 and realize this game is just about rolling dice so you get to roll more dice. You'll complain about this here, and we'll tell you, "It's a D&D GAME, you faggot." A game in which you roll dice.Enjoy, you fucking moron. Get the fuck out of our general.
>>501602036can't help it. hot men being turned into sex slaves and watching them getting tortured is every girl's wet dream
>>501604867>Fighter-Rogue-Wizard-ClericBattle Master3/Assassin3/Divinator2/Tempest Domain4?
>>501605119>War DomainHOly shit, I never read it, replace Tempest Domain with it.
>>501605119Wait wait!Battle Master5/Rogue2/Divinator2/War Domain2
>>501605393Why 2 lvls of War Domain instead of just 1? Make it BattleMaster 5/ Thief 3/ Divination 2/ War Domain 1
>>501605632Ops i mean:>Battle Master 6(Dattle Master dice/2 Feats)>Thief 3(additional bonus action, sneak attack, expertise, bonus action dash/sneak/dis)>Divination Scool 2(Portent)>War Domian 1(full attack for bonus action 3 times per long rest)
I remember watching a YouTuber rate classes from worst to best, this was before I started playing the game. He put Monk and Ranger at C tier. Obviously I shouldn't have bothered caring what some random guy thinks but the video had 10k likes and almost no dislikes so people obviously supported his opinion, unbeknownst to me the general playerbase consists of room temperature IQ tacticians. So I spent my first 200 hours of the game avoiding the two best classes in the game. A tragic comedy.
>>501605632>Why 2 lvls of War Domain instead of just 1?I saw the roll bonus.>Thief3Two bonus actions is pretty busted, but I have a hard-on for Assassin's pre-combat feats. You're the main character, after all, but I'll concede that you can't sneak attack every encounter.
>>501605862>He put Monk and Ranger at C tier.Monk is busted, that retard is brain-dead.
>>501605862Hunter and Way of the Open Hand are beastly.
>https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/1gmyhls/halsin_keeps_asking_shadowheart_for_a_swim/Wake up babe it's time for the daily reddit post complaining about shadowheart
>>501608737I mean she is a total slut. Surely that's obvious at this point.
>slutshaming pixels in 2024
>>501608995Not really, Shadowheart is very inexperienced when it comes to sexual things
>>501579654It's honestly impressive how consistently you take the best female face in the game and decide to make the character look as ugly as possible.
>>501609291>oh I bet she could pick me up and throw me over her shoulder so easily>oh halsin yes I will suck your bear dick>wow two prostitute drows I'd love to fuck both of them and halsin wants to join too? can you take on dog form and give me the knot?>inexperienced
>>501609291she's not a debutante
>>501608737You have to go back
>>501609478Can you stop using problematic Minthara dialogue, please? Namefag doesn't like it.
>Strength check>drink Hill Giant's Strength>500gWorth?
>>501602036gay sex doesn't really do it for me being honest
>>501609291she's a 50 year old woman and most likely had to fuck people on shar's missions
There is a gay cook in the brothel. Sad.
>>501602036>general of mostly femoidsUntrue. The gay sex is probably gay men and futa is always "straight" men
>>501617724His name is Sauceman Chorizo and he's better written than 1/3rd of the companions
>>501617724watch out he gonna suck your dick
Sauceman Chorizo
>>501618615goty writing
>>501618615>directed by swen vincke
>>501618570He said no to my chorizo
Who knew a guy could rock lingerie like this!
my favorite minthara art
>>501620214What the fuck does this mean
>>501619890she's not fun like that
her boot x Astarion’s neck
>>501619890wish minthara were hot, female and an actual companion
>>501621342"her" being cazador, yes?
>>501621395“her” being a cute drow
>>5016213951 billion barve
>>501599309You once called me monster. Seems you’ve proven me right. >>501602036Mans mad at a joke
>>501621395
>>501622672we don’t laugh at girls with big pps around here
I hope all faggots and trannies leave /bgg/ and move to TrannyAge:The Trannyguard. A game made for them. I see some faggots remain but i would urge them(urge hehe) to go and play the real game made for faggots. The gayest most tanny game out there, DragonAge. And hopefully we straght chads can peacefully continue Stadowheart/Frog/K/drow/waifu posting.
>>501622964I consider myself woke but that game too tranny for me
We stand with: drowcutiesdrowdrawfriendsdrow again epic gamersand last, but not least, drow
>>501622964BG3 is lowkey more pozzed than DA4
and astarion
>>501600407The peak experience for an engaging first time (and every time) is using Custom to replicate Honor mode without the permadeath.
>>501623547true but we sold him to drow(his rightful owners)
>>501623672
>>501623463They even got the being groomed into it part right, this is truly peak representation
>>501623751
>>501623463Nocturne died so Shadowheart’s purity could live
>>501623463take your schizo pill troon, BG3 is nothing like TroonAge The Troonguard.
Her: I have never heard the word “no” once in my entire life Me: Halfling bard, professor of “no”
>>501623568The Permadeath/Single Save is what makes Honor Mode the best.
>>501624352I like the part of bg3 where lae'zel misgenders someone and starts doing pushups to make up for it
>>501624430What do you call a drow’s knickers?
I hate that i have to allow that boring fucking monkey into my camp to have mizora around
>>501624842Underwear eheeheeheehee
They took Duke Ravenguard…? Hells…Anon: spacebar spacebar spacebar spacebar
Played this on release on PC but I recently got a PS5 and wanted to try some games out on it. Is the console version any good? Has there been enough updates since release to make a replay significantly different?
>>501625280Playing on controller is better than kbm, but playing on console is worse, console mods are also trash
Good evening /bgg/...I shouldn't have drank all that Love & Harmony last night...*belch*...I don't even remember where I left the Waifus and Husbandos....Hey, hey, for the pub!
>>501623463>CocoranThe writer of Donkey Kong
BAM BAMLEZ GOBAM BAM WE KNOWBAM BAM ASTARIIIIOOOOOONBAM BAMWUZ ASKIN FER IT!!!!BAM BAM heeheeheeheeheeheeBAM BAM
>>501625473Do a vocaroo
>>501626036Not even under torture
>>501626401#JustDoIt
>>501624504Shadowheart and Isabela agree that trans folkx are the best lovers
>>501624352Yes it's way worse pozz-wise please try to keep up
>>501626750>>501626750Pajeetas are so ugly
The slopswine is a subhuman that for months suffered the negative influence of a BULLY general, which constantly abused it, and which WARPED its nature. When the swine distances itself from its sloppy routine, it demonstrates and understands that, while remaining faithful to its attention-seeking and time-wasting nature, it is also possible to be completely society's waste, maintaining its porcine aspect.
Wyll is trans.
>>501627190Trasnigga?
Making fun of people with a different gender identity only demonstrates a mental disability, and an even greater one, on the part of those who think this is funny.D&D was born as a way for people to represent themselves in any way they want, thanks to the power of fantasy: being bigoted and petty is the death of fantasy and wonder.
>>501627724>>501627032Sauceman Chorizo strikes again!But I can't find a picture of him so here's a cute Minthy instead.
>>501627190need that big black manpussy
A worthless pig fuck with nothing to offer beyond "I'm ESL" or "I'm drunk haha" shitposts. Where's Pea?
I’m…I’m not seeing a vocaroo.
I Share your concerns about Pea, btw: I haven't seen them in a while....maybe 'Speak with Dead' will reveal something>>501628548I'm NOT doing that. I've seen the script, my agent tells me this could kill my career.
>>501628969Kill your career? Baby it’ll make it. Make the vocaroo. Show us some magic.
>>501629742I'll give you an oldiehttps://voca.ro/18tfqkCvgF5qwe miss you, hornyanon, wherever you are
Do you think they have finished with major patches? At least the crucial stuff.
>>501630503They were finished with major patches a year ago>>501630367no we don't
>>501630367I haven’t seen it yet, but your service is very much appreciated, King.
>>501630367Based
>>501630671>>501632059We used to have a good amount of "creative" people in here, well at least they contributed more to the general, more than whatever is...this.
>>501629742>>501630671Don't just stop there. Ask for its number. Maybe you can have a date in its pigpen. Post picture of VAs and bitch about the moderation that is somehow bullying you, yet allows your continued bitching and off-topic shitposting. Gee, I wonder why /bgg/ is dead.
>>501632608>I wonder why /bgg/ is dead.because the final act was mid and larian stopped supporting the game to make a space rpg next question
Dead? Yesterday we had long conversations about them led by our debate leader Mintharanamefag, which went on for several hours.Veilguard is out, and it hasn't dented the grandeur of this game in the slightest: the greatness is revealed in moments of crisis anon, like when during the final battle with Raphael 200 barrels of smokepowder barrels magically appear thanks to some mischievous mod on the Nexus.
Mintharafag generates actual discussion; you drop a dozen shitposts a day to everyone's complete apathy or servile encouragement. There's a difference, worthless pig fuck. It lies somewhere between beauty and slop.
Honestly, the thing that gives me pause the most in Evil runs is Volo's unshakable belief
>>501633892Why is your tav ugly
>>501634496He's embraced his potentialHe's quite handsome otherwiseAlso I don't know how to make the "hide half-illithid appearance" mod to work
I've been here for months. If I wanted attention, I would have already put on a name. I don't want to and I won't do it just because you can't contain yourself from interacting with things that bother you. What kind of disorder is this? LEAVE ME ALONE and suck on this screenshot.
This shot's for the ladies
>>501634875mmmmm butt wrinklesmack that grandpa ass
>I hate everything.>Except Mintharafag.Ponderous
>>501633020>make a space rpgInteresting that both Larian and Owlcat decided to do that after releasing a major high fantasy trpg title.
>>501636037Everybody loves the final frontier
And furthermore, I'm supposed to believe that even though there are other people who do it, mainly the NAMEFAGGOT, I would be the one who wants to stand out? Seems more like a PERSONAL PROBLEM, rather than the "moral high ground of being ANONYMOUS" you've been speaking of.
>>501636037Sci-fi and fantasy have a ton of overlap in their tropes and themes
>you'll get to customize your spaceship and everybody will call you captainholy ludo
i just wanna scream and lose controlllllllllthrow my hands up and let it gooooooo
>>501636659YES
>>501636659*puts my paws up* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is https://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/501532548#bottom
>look for bg3 fanarts on twitter >get astarion and halsin gay porn instead
>>501638287Uh... sure.... anon
THIS INNOCENCE, IS BRILLIANT…I HOPE IT STAYS…
>>501638478holy based
Why does he look so mad
*mwah*
>>501638670he's running out of goodberries
>>501638670me on the left >>501638720me on the left
>>501638670He cam hear Tav crying again
>>501638720Me on the right
>>501638720A beautiful drow would never settle for a h*m*n m*le.
>>501639057female drows have to look for human or orc cocks because lesbian sex can't satisfy them for shit, it's canon.
Something about the deafening intellectual silence.Where is MintharaMAGA when you want to discuss the implications of Vlaakith using 'Wish', Sharess Caress Policy on group activities or Astarion's nature?Alas, I have the quorum.
>gratuitous avatarfaggotry>irrelevant, time-wasting wordslop
>>501639383Who are you talking about, anon
*wags tails*Yes, you have multiple tails.
>>501639057she heard "godhood" and stopped thinking there
>>501639548Wrong, my NAME is Tails. But yes, I have multiple tails.
>>501639654Hey man.
>>501639548one of em is plugged into my anus
Astarionsisters... our response?
>>501639765Still on that chaos emerald grind fr
>>501639383>avatarfagging>this implies Marceline is talking directly about Mintharafag>this means Bg3 characters canonically browse /bgg/Astarion is obviously the Whiner! that's why that copypasta thing got under his skin
>>501639818The only life that matters is his. But who knows, expose him to the city's colors long enough and his more "gentle" nature might emerge.
>>501639818drow boots + Astarion's neck
>>501639985real and trve
I mean I can still use Jaheira or Minsc, but I should have seen it coming. HM doesn't wanna let me have ANYTHING - anything at all!
>>501639985>>501640000Lizardstarionsisters......
>>501640000witnessed
>>501640000CHECKED
>>501640000and so it is written
>>501640000CANON
Oak Father preserve us all.
>>501640000
Futa drow cock + astarion
>>501640000I feel your boot upon my neckA soft caress, as cold as death...
>>501640000Astarionsisters….
>>501640773Ow! Mommy…
canon occurrence
>>501639818he's unfixed clearlyI can fix him
>>501641380No
>>501641380Then one day, for no apaprent reason, Ketheric asked Orin to lobotomize her brother and send him as far away as possible from Gortash
bgg is kill
>>501642279Wait.
Why does Act 2 feel like such a slog?
>>501642640It's more of a slog than act 3
>>501642640it's the shortest act, the only obnoxious part is the shar dungeon but you can skip the trials by using gale's arcane lock spell>>501642730lol
Boards they would browse:>Lae'zel/k/ + /jp/>Shadowheart/x/ + /mu/>Karlach/a/ + /vp/>Minthara /his/ + /lit/
I LOVE BLADESINGER I LOVE BLADESINGER
>>501643396Minthara would 100% browse /pol/, Astarion would be an obnoxious namefag on /soc/ and /lgbt/
>>501643396>minthara and lae'zel>not browsing /x/1800comeonnow
What vidya would lae'zel and minthara play?
>>501643812Lae'zel plays Stardew Valley and MinecraftMinthara plays Morrowind
>>501642640You are bad at the game, that's why.
WowAstarian really is awful, isn't he?
>>501645034
>Less spam>more slopfag vs whiner bullshitI think I know who’s responsible.
>>501645337
Neck status?
>>501646154Unbitten
>>501646154Wyll's was shattered right after Gortash got reelected
>>501645534Jews
>>501643812Lazy likes Mortal Kombat.Minthy enjoys painting maps in Total War Warhammer and ruling over the map. She usually plays drukhari but occasionally enjoys vampire counts.Gale plays puzzle games and calls them his "mind exercise".Shart starts off only playing Thief and says that lady shar would want her to pay attention and learn how to be surreptitious, but later on she plays the sims 4 and has a house with lots of pets.Wyll plays generic fantasy games where he can be the knight in shining armor hero, and never chooses any bad options. All of his characters are unironically named "The Blade".Astarion plays mmo's and just does the social aspects. He's good at acting and stays in character.Alfira plays rock band and guitar hero and is pretty good.
>>501646154Stepped on
>>501646779You’ve got to stop flexing those $10 words.
>>501643812Neither would play anything. Lae’zel would openly mock anyone that plays videogames. Minthara would begrudgingly acknowledge esports and streaming and applaud those that manage an income doing nothing, but dismiss them as intellectually useless, lacking in experience, and physically weak
Thread theme>https://youtu.be/a6UHwN7SQZI?si=QjDG42yH-fcvq3oi
>>501647617Damn this song is a banger, anonIdk what kind of weird burn you meant by this, but nice song
>>501643812Lae'zel would play Deep Rock Galactic and she'll sayfrog and stone
>>501645583If Shadowheart’s brothel scene hidden behind 3 layers of dialogue checks and bizarre choices is a knife in the back, this scene is a bullet to the back of the head. Imagine the girls that romanced him getting this jumpscare
>>501648231>Oh yeah, the guy I booty booped and soul-devoured…which one were you again? Well. Anyway. It’s time to confront Cazador. It smells, and this…this is icky.
>>501648593>he doesn’t knowYou need to take Astarion to the promenade before entering Cazador’s palace. Only by seeing all the trees and the happy spring colors does he truly begin to unlock his more “gentle” nature.
>beating lae'zel or having her beat you unlocks her more gentle nature
>>501648781>HE doesn’t knowThe “gentle” path happens only after stepping on Astarion’s neck with a female Drow. No other race or gender works. I won’t spoil anything, the scene is kino.
>>501648231>comparing someone your romance was forced to seduce to the hunky chad shadowheart was literally dreaming about and tried to fuck at the first opportunity
No way for him to see this coming
>>501649176Raise the slopswine alarm
froggo and the sluts
>>501649604quite the harem she has
>>501649176Does the subrace matter?
>Astarion sacrifices 7000 souls to the Hells>kill him to send his soul to the Hells to suffer eternallyIt's like poetryThe only things left in this run are Ansur, Raphael, Orin, and the final fight.
>>501649854>create a rite that earns you 7,000 souls, tailored to seduce only the most depraved of vampires >someone actually does it >get the vampire’s soul mere moments after because his own companions were so disgusted they betrayed himImagine Mephisto in that moment
>>501649604Gale looking cute today
>>501650232>He did HWAT?
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>>501650232Astarion be likeshiiiieeeeet
>>501649390>hunky chadsus
>>501650232Normally you don't get vampire soul because they damned themself to somewhere else. 7,000 rare soul on top of an SSR ascendant vampire soul
>>5016502321. Tell Astarion he’s dumb and ugly2. Boot on neck
>>501651318He would be the first vampire ascendant correct? Would it be infused with the souls of the victims, or at least made more potent by them? What use would Mephisto have for it, soulforging?
Do you guys think Godey BONED Astarion?
>>501648781What's up with the pretentious quotation marks?
>>501651774The souls go straight to Hell, and Mephistopheles empowers the ascendant. And because of that empowerment, the ascendant goes to Hell. So Meph gets 7000 souls worth X, and an Ascendent soul worth X^50
Vampires have souls?
>>501652531You'll find out soon enough if you stick around
>>501652512I believe Godey RAPED Astarion.Laughed while it was happening.
>>501645337>cazador tortured gay people for 100 years with astarion
What's the point of using gender change mods if they still have dicks?
>>501651774“The silk radiates a pale, soothing light, tickling your skin and filling your soul with inner calm. Once, it was flesh, the broken body of a broken man. Now, it is beautiful.” Armour class +2You gain a +2 bonus to Spell Save DC and Spell Attack rolls.You have advantage on Deception and Persuasion checks.
Astarion is the Joker 2 Folie Au Dux of companions
>>501648231sebastian did not effect me because astarion had no choice in the matter and it was 170 years ago lol
Tell me about Poopie. Who is Poopie? Is he into boopie? Who gets loopy with Poopie’s poopie? Sebastian’s boopie?
>>501653543And yet, Astarion is clearly deeply affected by it and blames himself
>>501652973Heh, hilarious. Time to repeat that "joke" a hundred times. Surely, you swine-adjacent faggots won't mind.
>>501652973chat is this real?
Actually I'm glad sebastian was included because there wouldn't be this convo otherwise:https://youtu.be/VwDk4PkG43s?si=3n5XHopZlGTI3TNW&t=334Got me right in the feels
>>501653983Anon you understand In this exchange that YOU’RE the swine right
Oink oink oink. Oink? Oink! *sniffing sounds* Oink oink!
>>501653983This is only the second time I’ve told you about my rape fetish
The autismos tried their best but I still like Shadowheart
>>501654097Why do tiefling players insist on making the most retarded looking characters possible
>>501654932posts like these must have a Shadowheart image attached.
>>501655021real
>>501654932She’s perfect. It’s the autismos who hate her.
>>501654932Even normies bitch about Shart
>>501655116>>501655405I didn’t like her at first, liked Lae’zel, and then my opinion swapped
>>501654932too bad shadowheart likes halsin
>Shadowheart, you know I'll love you no matter what. I'll be right here if you need me.
>>501654932there was an attempt
>>501654932who asked
The autismos won and now I dislike Minthara
>>501655116True
>>501658603cute drow
>>501658612>posts a literal shadow whore
>>501658757cope
this your girl
>Come astarion sisters. Soothe me
Whats the best caster for control gameplay?Both wizard with twin spells and sorcerer with metamagic can cast to more than 1 opponent but the sorcerer has a metamagic feat that gives disadvantage for saving throws which might be useful for enchantment spells. I also heard wizard can actually learn spells and the sorcerer is limited to what he picks when leveled?The char would do other shenanigans like darkness+party dark vision, grease+fire, water+lightning, pressuring casters with counter spells, throw shit with magic hands, etc.
>>501659006replace ACK with a bear and it'd be right
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Our little general is so popular.
>>501600407Dark Urge is pure cringelord
>>501659628Should’ve used Shadowheart for the OP
