Therezzyn EditionPC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM>News:Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of very low or very high rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>501532548
Missionary with Astarion
Booping Lae'zel's upturned nose.
>Saturday evening>page 8Let this be the last thread.
>TWO FROG THREADS
>>501662662We are all playing the game right now.
Someone should vocaroo the slopswine post.
bgg is kill
>>501664205im not
lae'zel raped me
>>501664205>Be elf Tav/Shart>Become romantic with Lae>Convince her to cuddle eventually>Nibble and suck on her ears thinking they're just as erogenous as yours>She's just confused wtf you're doing
Damn. You were not even in the top 10 of her favorite lovers. Minthara is for the streets.
Remider that astarion will never love your female durge/tav
>>501664230https://vocaroo.com/13P1txr2YiKaThe voice used was "Elizabeth - Wise and wistful."
>>501666375
Song of Balduran status?
>>501666647>instrumentalyes>vocalno
>>501666707that's a nice line
>>501666707>Laezel already knew about the ''spare lover accident'' deepest lore
>>501666707>>501666863>>501667176This is actually what I don't like about the Frog. her creator speaks through her too much. She is supposed to be like a 19 yo or something fresh out of a Creche Frog. All she did there was train in combat. When we meet her in game she has far too much insight for every single thing happening in the game. She should be more oblivious, she's too young to be that wise. It's actually him you are talking to, not Lae'zel.
>>501666251ExcellentThough I want to hear the whiner do it himself. He's committed to ritualposting it, he should stand up and proudly say it loud.
>>501667584>just absolutely SEETHING that frog is wise and smart
>>501667584her writer proudly shows on twitter all the ugly fags him and his husband bang together why the fuck would you ever expect nuanced writing from him? It's a larian game the fact that laezel came out with a satisfying story and twists in act 1, 2 and 3 is already a miracle
>>501667584>FiddlecubSounds like a furry pedophile.Considering he's a BG3 writer, he probably is.
Good eveninhhng /bgg/Waifus, HusbandosLove & Harmony>>501666251Holy audiokino. Hello Lady~
How do I make pickpocketing as easy as possible?
>>501667960>https://files.catbox.moe/i5738o.pngSome rabbit holes are best left unnoticed, laezel will remain the only good thing he will ever write no way tubby is capable of pulling another good character this decade
Never forget Gortash rape
What the fuck is her problem? Was she fucking Wyll behind my back or something? What a fucking annoying character. I'm chopping her head next time for sure.
>>501668437larian want us to pretend that the party members are best friends despite them almost never talking or interacting with each other
>>501668156unironically looks like a man
https://voca.ro/1kKZ2IF6DhAJ
>>501668410Did you know that Nubaldin raped Gortash?It's a little gnome fact.
>>501668651Evil Barcus did WHAT?
>>501668367Her being alien-like is the reason she works. Wyll has just as much flowery prose in his writing but it's just cringe coming from him
>>501668615this sounds like a bored milf from the valley
>>501668797damn I'm in my 20s
>>501668753That's because he's a black guy and his VA just can't sell the character, I can't remember a single wyll line where I found that he sounded cool, a female wyll with a decent VA would have been way more popular
>>501668938I'm not saying it's a bad thing :^)
>>501668537She's fucking retarded. When you sleep with her and say it was a mistake you get a -100 disapproval from her, same one you get for the grove massacre.
>>501669036aw thankss
>>501669097now post your feet
>wanting hairy man feetwhy can't you people just be normal
>create a rite that earns you 7,000 souls, tailored to seduce only the most depraved of vampires >someone actually does it >get the vampire’s soul mere moments after because his own companions were so disgusted they betrayed himYou're getting a thank you card from Mephisto next long rest.
>>501659654how is a female astarion?
>>501669203killing myself LMAO
>>501668651Hot. Do you think him Harleep and Raph took turns or was there some gangbang raping overlap?
>>501669039Just don't be mean to her asshole
>>501669039>karlach is more offended at being pumped and dumped than you murdering isobel, murdering jaheira, dooming last light inn, murdering random innocents in the city to be bhaal's assassin, and murdering a tiefling with paralyzed legswhat did they mean by this
>>501669203Lil niggas ITT go loco in the coco whenever they remotely think that they're replying to a womanI wish Act 3 had more areas like the Underdark and the Montain Pass, making Cazador's mansion or Gortash's fortress their own mini acts would have made act 3 way more digestible
>>501669529>Lil niggas ITT go loco in the coco whenever they remotely think that they're replying to a womanYou mean everyone on this whole site
>>501668615Nice voice, but you mispronounced "porcine."
>>501668615PLEASE post cock
>>501669476woman logic
>>501669969
>>501670241gale wondering how he got stuck with this beast as his party leader
>>501670438if the crew is fine with wyll they're fine with less disgusting adventurers
Who would want to play as a rape baby
>>501659351>female gith face 3 is the same as the cute githyanki youth in the creche hallwaykawaii~
>>501667584>All she did there was train in combat.She explicitly says that when she wasn’t training, she was educating herself and learning song and poetryWhile you were partying, she studied the blade.While you were sleeping around, she was mastering Tirsu poetry older than your entire lineage.
>>501670714this. she is strong both physically and mentally
>>501670714>While you were
>>501670601Orcs are based
>Oh sing a song of Balduran>Who founded Baldur’s Gate>Empire golden built on trade>Could not avert his fate
>>501670963>NOW HOPE IS GONE>Or so it seems>The game’s not over yet
Will you stop me from getting Baldur's Gate 3?
>>501670648She doesn't look a day over 16.
>>501671130Nah it's a good game go ahead
>throw the ghaik down the well>throw the ghaik down the well>so my astral plane can be free
>>501670648>>501671170I think I have here somewhere around here...
This is so cute
>>501671839Dragonborn are cool, but doing romance with them is gross.Animal heads are not sexually attractive in any way.
>>501670714And now that the world is on fire and the goblins are at the gate, you have the audacity to come to her for help.
>>501672045Pathetic
>>501672045Shart finds the bear attractive enough to dream about sex with him
>>501672691Multiple times
Shadowsisters... don't look at Reddit right now
Astarion <3
>>501673594You have to go back
>>501673575>>501672691oh no...no no no NO NO NO NO
>>501672593It's just gross. I'm down with furries/scalies, but only if they have humanoid heads.>>501672691And it's gross. But a woman's opinions on anything are unimportant, only her body matters.
>>501673825>but only if they have humanoid heads.Then it's not a furry at that point
>>501673594Oh god.. she hit the second oak tree...
yikes
>>501674160john committing suicide rn
lol
>>501674160>>501674390oof
>>501674160>>501674390Frogchads we just keep winning
Why doesn't Larian change it? Do they WANT Shart to be remembered as the cheating whore who wants to get dicked down by a bear?
>redditor for 6 days>only submitted postThere's a strong likelihood you're just reposting your shitpost here, which is a really sad level of obsession to reach.
>>501667584>certified daddy bear
>>501659351
>>501674624yes that's her character and that's what you romanced
>>501674648This. And the whole 2 and a half minutes+ only 1 post gap between the (basically) duplicate pictures above. Doesnt really work for a "oops didn't see someone already posted it!" kind of thing when its both right next to the last post and not within like ten seconds or less of each other
>>501674436What the fuck was her problem
>>501674856I didn't romance that cunt but its crazy Swen would do that to a major character
>>501674648hey how did you know that info unless you're a redditor too!
>>501674931>>501674648>anons are taking their schizo “everyone is the same person” shit to Reddit nowGod damn nigga go outside
We're so back, archduke supporters
>>501675090Whiner behavior
HIIIIIIIIIIIII GUYS!
This is like a 4chan shitpost, complete with ESL speech
>>501675136You won't be celebrating so much when your precious archduke becomes just another murder victim in Baldur's Gate.
>>501675250She looks like a WW2 era racist cartoon
>>501675090Its literally just you and me here faggot. Stop posting reddit screenshots and lets ERP again
>>501675136It's ok, my peanus weanis is the only vote Florrick needs
>>501675136I mean, Florrick is a dumb bitch that trusts Mizora
>>501675313Reporting this threat to the Flaming Fists rn
>>501674956awful lot of interest in her character for someone who supposedly didn't romance her
>>501675298Post it word-for-word with the same image in like a week and you'll get multiple genuine responses, including an essay from Mantharafag if you time it right.
>>501674160>everything is always about her>Never says “I love you” Literally me. My mom told me not to lie, sooo :)
>>501674160>the first thing she sees before wakingWhat did they mean by this
>everyone that points out the person i romanced is a slut is the same personthis really is the state of sharties these days huh
You've gone to the gym today, right anon?
>>501675962eslanon made the post
>>501675701Not him but I already added it to my copying repertoire
even reddit is making fun of shartfags oh no
>>501676478It's unironically over for sharties
>>501676105Yeah, it was heavy upper body day 3x5 DB press3x8 DB lateral, front, and rear raises superset3x5 landmine presses5x5 t-bar rows5x12 pull ups5x5 DB rows5x5 DB bench press3x12 chest flies5x5 DB incline bench3x10 ez bar curls, superset with skullcrushersAb work
hmmm, Kielbasa
>>501674941goodberries withdrawal
>>501674160The absolute state of shartfags
>>501676885>opening you her Sharran secretsIs Shadowheart the waifu of choice for ESL people or something, what the fuck lol
>>501677052It's like when a horde of pajeets swarm a white woman
>>501674648>>501674931did they make 1.7k accounts to like their own post too?
>>501676885>by not want to
>>501676885Actual building relationship saars… response???
>>501676885>won't try to kill the partyfact check: false she attacks froggo in the middle of the night despite promising tav to settle the issue in the morning
He won.
>>501678127>despite promising tav to settle the issue in the morningI don't recall that.Lae'zel makes the offer and Shart "agrees", you're completely out of the loop there.
>>501676885>top 10% commenterHow the fuck do you even manage that???
We need Mintharafag to tell us with cold hard facts whether the Shadowheartgate is legit or just a meme, my /bgg/ user brain is way too small to think for myself and I could use the help of a BG3 scholar.
At this point, you are really getting over yourself, making fun of ESL anons. As long as you plagiarize the soul, what's the issue? You're acting like a few typos is blood that has been tainted by genes. Stop pretending you're on stage and playing an actor. All of this because you can't contain yourself from interacting with things that bother you. I'm a fan of funposting as the next guy, but you really need to stop being society's waste. The whole deal with English works better when the rules are little loose. I mean, language was born as a way for people to represent themselves in any way they want. Being bigoted and petty is the death of the fragment of imagination.
>>501678380Seriously, that’s fucking insane for that subreddit that dude must have no life>>501678372Then you didn’t pick the right dialogue checks. You can ask them something like “so it’s settled until morning then” and Shart agrees, only to try murdering Lae’zel in her sleep and saying she’ll lie about it>>501678658Yes Saar is doing the needful on these bitch!
Blah blah blah blah blah
>>501678372why do you go on the internet and tell lies?
>never gotten further than shadowheart's temple in act 2kinda wanna pick the game up and play it all the way through. should i beat it vanilla before putting a bunch of mods in? probably lewd ones desu
>>501679128No. Cosmetic mods/transmog are worth it
>>501676885>>501674160Shartfags need to be put down
>>501674160can't believe it took them a whole year
>here's your bg3 romance bro
>>501679530My wife
Shadowheart was really too much for autistic niggas
Tav was really not enough for Shadowheart
>>501679530I would kill every single person in this gen to be as comfy as this frog
>>501679530
>>501679813It's up to you, my son.
>>501679605optional content hidden behind specific choices: *exists*autistic niggas: NOOOOOO! NOOOOO! FUCK NOOOOOOO! *hugging Lae’zel plushie* OHHHH GAAWWWDDDD *bawling* I-JUST-I-THOUGHT-I-I-I *gritting teeth and glaring* HALSSSSSSSSSIN. I WILL CUT YOU. SSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
>>501679530>>501679841>froggy sitting at the top of the waifu tier list, unbothered, moisturized
>>501679991I'd buy the fuck out of a high quality laezel plushie
>>501679991
>>501679991Imagine if there was hidden optional content where Shart fucks Scratch
Oak Father preserve us all.
>>501679605>>501679991Niggas made an entire mod to remove “optional” content and they’re calling OTHER waifufags autistic lol
>>501680081https://youtooz.com/products/laezel-plush-9-inchthis one is official but she has a 5head sadly
>>501680381shart already exceeded the beastiality quota with halsin>>501680478yeah that's the craziest part
>>501676105I'm aiming for the githyanki aesthetic, so I don't really need to lift. Just calisthenics and about 1600 calories a day.
>>501680552>no yanki eyeshard pass
>>501680552>fivehead>didn't model the bun correctly>closed eyesthis is character assassination at best
>>501680478you also notice the first defense they always jump to is>y-y-you romanced shart toolike hell no bitch frogga4lyfe
^w^
The 6 origin characters trapped on the nautiloid can handle saving the world from the baddies by themselves. My character is just useless meat.
Shadowheart? Hot. Lae’zel? Not.Simple as.Monkey see? Monkey do.
>>501681725King energy
>>501681036I would buy him if they did his hair better :(
>>501681036Does this come with a hole already cut out on the bottom, or do you have to make your own?
>>501681714>I’m a wizard My condolences
This plushie astarion is still my favorite he's just too expensive sadly, can't really justify spending 100 dollars on him even though he is very very cute
Shadowheart? Hot.Lae'zel? Hot.Karlach? Hot. Literally.Minthara? Hot.You may not like it, but that's my opinion, and it's not going to change.
>>501683002I'd fuck it
>>501681725the difference is shadowheart is hot on the outside but on the inside she's ugly, a liar and a whorelae'zel is beautiful both inside and out
wow there's not nearly as many lewd mods for this game as i had expected
>>501682868Gale's a wizard, and he pulls his weight, unlike my character.
>>501683470I want to fuck shart now wtfthat hair has too much power
>>501683780That's how i feel about mass effect modding
>>501683780With ES and Fallout, you gotta go to Loverslab. Is it the same with BG3?I know there's a couple on Nexus, but those fags are supposedly purging lewd mods.
>>501684063FFXIV makes this game look like a church
>>501444530Its been a couple of days but I really like BG3, definitely a very smooth experience and I (obviously) didn't refund it. I created a Dark Urge character and its been pretty wild. Questions though, can I still try to be a good person or am I railroaded into becoming evil? I'm using Lae'zel, Shadowheart and Asterion and my character (Ranger) seems to overlap a lot with Asterion, does respeccing Asterion to another class affect anything story wise? And can Asterion and Lae'zel stop being so evil eventually
>>501683780I just download the sexy outfits and call it a day, leave the sexlab shit to Skyrim
>>501684287>Questions though, can I still try to be a good personyes you can try to resist the urge
>>501684287>can I still try to be a good personw/o spoilers, yeah>Astarion respecNothing iirc. Try shadow monk>can Asterion and Lae'zel stop being so evil eventuallyThey dindu nuthin tho
>>501684287Who the frog is "Asterion"?
>>501684287>Lae'zel stop being so evil eventually??? she's never evil? name 5 evil things she's doneand if anything shart being a member of a literal death cult is more evil than lae'zel
>>501684847>>501684792Less of an asshole I mean, wrong choice of words. I'll just assume she warms up to the party eventually. >>501684847Okay that's true about Shadowheart
>>501684287>Can I still try to be a good person?Yes.Ranger DURGE, Fighter Lae'zel, Cleric Shadowheart, and Rogue Astarion is an extremely well-rounded party. Very martial, but still quite good.
>>501684847shart may be a whore but being a member of a death cult is not her fault
>>501685143>this againhow many times does mintharafag needs to beat you retards down.unlike astarion she retained free will
I wonder if the Armor of Agathys Sorcerer + Abjuration Wizard build actually performs well in 5e tabletop, or if it's more specific to how BG3 works.
>>501684287Also, why the fuck does my amnesiac Dark Urge keep on talking about killing for their father in their voicelines? Is this a bug and they shouldn't be saying that yet
>>501685378Larian oversight as usual
>>501685246literally had her mind wiped hundreds of times to overwrite her free will
>>501684953The game does a bad job of convincing the player of the urgency, but Lae’zel is 100% right. Within days, you’re going to explode into a Mindflayer and become a soulless killing machine intent on enslaving and devouring all other life.There’s a good bit if you take her to Zorru and afterwards try to chide her.>MC: Do you have to be so cold to people?>Lae’zel: Cold? Within days we will become Ghaik. When our faces burst, our blood boils, and we lose all self: will you still complain that I’m ‘cold’?
>>501685519
>>501685546Lae'zel is the only one with senseImagine how frustrating it must be to know of a potential cure (the creche) but the rest of the group is like nah and fucks around while you only have a few days left to live
>>501684287You can respec any companion to any class at your convenience, but I'd advise against it, at least for a first playthrough. The disconnect between gameplay and their identity will detract from the experience. Shadowheart is as a devout Cleric, Gale is nothing if not an arrogant Wizard, Lae'zel is very proud of her Fighter training, etc. I guess you could respec Astarion into a Bard, and that would still be somewhat fitting.
>>501685849reposting an awful argument by mintharafag isn't helping you here. she was kidnapped as a child and mind wiped
>doesn't refute the argument>just calls it awful because you don't like someone spitting facts
you see this in your doorway wyd
It's hard not to pick the same companions again on my 2nd playthrough cause I liked them so much
>>501685905>is the wisest despite being the youngest member of the partyhow does she do it? is gith public education that good?
>>501683708Shadowheart is hot on the outside and damaged on the inside(just like me) so I forgive her and don’t care
>>501686269the situation mintharafag creates is not like shart's. she was kidnapped by force. mindwiped and indoctrinated by force. her free will was overwritten. stop blowing the namefag even when he's wrong
>>501686361
>>501686480
>>501685995Accidentally, a word. Keeping him as a Rogue (Arcane Trickster) is also fine. You really don't need to overthink it, the game is easy enough that you can have some redundancy in your party comp, as long as you cover your bases.
The issue with Shadowheart is that she’s resistant to the mirror only when it’s convenient for her character.She’s simultaneously all in on being a Sharran while also being so pure and devout that the mirror somehow doesn’t work the same way it does for literally everyone else
>>501686590Recommending Arcane Trickster to a new player is a level of depravity not even I can abide
>>501686552imagine you got kidnapped by mongols and they mindwiped you. you are indoctrinated to being loyal to mongols and devoted to mongols. you are repeatedly told mongols are good and everything else is bad. anytime you resisted or questioned they wiped those memories. you then fight in wars for mongols due to this forcible mindfuckerywould you consider yourself as truly having free will in this situation? stop sucking off the namefag you dumbass
Sex with darkliver
>>501687117>would you consider yourself as truly having free will in this situationyes. he even addresses your retarded conditions you try to add as a gotcha moment
uwu princess Shadowheart was kidnapped and abused and raped by everyone. Me, a straight human paladin can save her from this cruel world. John her evil writer, also forced to love Halsin uwu
>>501687062Arcane Trickster is a very solid subclass and is the strongest pure rogue from level 9 onward
>>501687062Anything will work on Tactician and below, assuming they get the hang of the basics. I think recommending some meta S-tier classes to a beginner is actually a mistake. They're probably more likely to find the game less fun if a single Swords Bard Astarion is already destroying encounters on the first turn. Simple is good.
>>501687226do you literally have an iq of 60? its like half the regulars here have downs. forget your hate for shart due to her romance, his argument is unsound
>his argument is unsound because i say solol
>>501687325Same. That’s why I like her not even joking
>>501687772you can't even defend his arguments you just repost screenshots to waste my time
>make gayle jump off a cliff and die because he feels like some writers self-insert>make wyll jump off a cliff and die because hes ugly>make karlach jump off a cliff and die because i just dont like demons dont have a problem with the race or anything just lik the concept okay>make shadowfart jump off a cliff and die because shes ugly and stupid and an elf>kill the grove>somehow wyll and just wyll leaves my partyhow did he know? i gave them all to the old man in the camp, they're souls. he physically can't leave, yet he did
Good to see classic trolling still works on bgg
>>501687826the abused part or the fixing
>>501687949The abused part
Is there any way to join a player in multiplayer during the Act 3 Finale?
>>501687847>kills GaleDon’t worry, anon, you won’t have to worry about it for much longer
>>501687836there's nothing to defend when he's yet to be refuted by you
>>501688003ong
>>501687847
>>501688104Ong
>>501688020so you can't defend it then, got it
what did asterion do
>>501688435Ugly
>>501688540
I hate living in a crèche where the discourse around the individual is more important than the individual themselves. Mintharafag gave me hundreds of hours of fun, joy, sadness, everything I could ask from a namefag, and more. They will always have a special place in my heart, like many other namefags I've talked to. Mintharafag is lightning in a bottle, they've been at it for many years, and it's the work of love of a dedicated scholar. They're The Lord of the Rings movies of namefags... for now.
>>501688756
>>501688828Things that trigger me. By me.1. Vagueposting. Schizoposting.2. Posting stupid bullshit instead of just thinking for a minute, e.g., what is this obvious thing you're talking about, do you have a source for this shit that everyone who played more than 2 hours knows. I immediately scrunch my face up Tav-style (mocking you, not as an affliction of my own).3. Posting gimmick memes like missionary with Astarion, weave sex with God Gale, etc.4. Posting stupid baits like "Why do people hate <very popular thing>" and thinking you'll outfox me just by being a bitch.3. Posting only pastas without any attempt at originality.4. Samefagging accusations. No, moron, it doesn't work. No really, let me show you. See, watch. Yeah, exactly. Bitch.5. Not conceding when dead lost. Yeah maybe you'll eventually bore me to death just like your favorite namefag, haha. You fucking nerd.6. Denying me a (You).7. Ignoring me without even denying me a (You).6. Not replying to me when I'm being actively aggressive. You are literally soulless.7. Replying lightning fast like you're the hottest shit alive and that shit is natural, heh.8. Being a milquetoast nonentity with no backbone at all and pointing out a small typo like you're the hottest shit alive. No (You) of course.9. Telling me you're ESL when I'm being abusive. Yeah I think you can read what I'm calling you, bitch.10. Declining to argue with me.11. Immediately agreeing to argue with me like you're the hottest shit alive and not scared at all.12. Agreeing to argue with me belatedly, as if rolling your eyes.13. Being first to argue with me. Yeah, you're not the namefag, bitch, I win by force.
>>501688540Yes Gortash is ugly
>>501688953why my boy catchin strays godam
>>501689089he is ugly
>3. Posting only pastas without any attempt at originality.
>>501685849Lae'zel says Shadowheart was never a real child of Shar but merely her captive. Does that make Lae'zel an imbecile that can't see the unmatched genius of Mintharafag?
>>501689089Someone posted his face and I was reminded
>>501689124>>501689269fr....
>>501689164I thought it was funny because I committed so many of the sins in the pasta
>>501689257still in act 1?
>>501689257Cute frog. When are you going to finish that run?
>>501689216>mixing in game and notmeds now
>>501689606When the spore druid drow monk player finishes his run.
Don't fuck frogs
he's talking about me again isn't he
>>501690091
Tav + Lae'zel + Shadowheart + ???I cannot decide on who's the most entertaining to keep around
>>501689474holy basedoni>>501690091I think I have an idea about that..
>>501690289The Blade
>>501689606>>501689437When I reinstall the transmog mod since it broke after the update and after I beat Yakuza 0...
So how do you deal with a Durge/Absolute run?Do you make your companions go evil endings as well like Shar Shart, Vlaakith Lae'zel etc?Do you kill everyone you can? Be an asshole to everyone?Or do you try to "manipulate" and weaken everyone to be on top yourself? How do your Durge/Absolute runs look like?
>>501683780What, you wanted Ostim?
>>501691656My Durge’s always end up killing themselves at the end. I think I’ve had a single one live lolCurrently playing Durge >>501669260 as documented here and the last threadKarlach was beheaded for the robe.Wyll left after I raided the grove.Shart got given to Viconia and the Sharrans, who I then murdered.Astarion sacrificed the spawn for the ritual, then I killed him to send his soul to hell.Jaheira and Minsc are dead. Isobel is dead. Aylin got sold to Lorroakan.Everyone is being forced to eat the Astral tadpole. Shadowheart and Gale both lost eyes.Every other companion is going to die when I take over the Brain. Still trying to decide if I wanna side with Orpheus or the Emperor, but either way they’re dyin
What would be a good build for a swarthy sea captain?
>>501692354Thief Rogue 5/Battlemaster fighter 7Dex > Con > ChaUse a rapier, wear light armorOr just go Rogue 12 and install the Swashbuckler subclass mod
>>501692354fighter battle master/thief rogue
>>501692336I'm stealing your run for my next run.
>>501692126very creepy
Hey guys. I suffer from an insatiable urge to kill and I’m dating a Sharran. So this is the Shadowcurse then? Weird. Anyway, I’m going to need some supplies and then I’ll be on my way. Yes, we will be venturing into the gauntlet of Shar, why do you ask? Oh, him? Yes, he is a vampire haha. No, he won’t bite haha please ignore him he’s just joking hahaha.
So if you're readyand if you'll let meI want to see itin motionin 3d
Someone, somewhere, is playing Arcane Trickster. And the realization hasn’t kicked in. Yet.
>>501667584Anyone know what this bald cunt is responsible for in DOS2?
The very first blast of lae'zel's seed into durge while you are asleep or leave them at camp, permanently changes her "scent."This is a druid thing, he essentially completely marks her as his. Even though he allows you to be with her, the scent transformation is always there to remind both of you about his ownership of her.
>>501694572Whichever character you don’t like
should I bg3 or fortnite
>>501689216It's up to player intervention. Shart's Shar route proves Lazy wrong, and Shart's happy route proves Lazy correct.What is being discussed is Shart's choices before the game started, and are not subject to player intervention.The gist is that Shart allowed herself to be molded into an Evil aligned person by Viconia's influence, because she didn't kill herself. She accepted being evil rather than kill herself, because she valued her own life over the countless other person's she murdered and tortured over the course of 40 years.To Shart's credit, when she gets the chance, she pretty much immediately defects and takes up an Neutral alignment. Wanting to retire and take care of your own parents in a happy little cottage is Neutral. So one could argue that her preference is Neutral, not Evil. I think that's pretty self-evident. But one cannot deny that she has spent most of her life with an Evil alignment. Someone standing over her with a whip saying "be evil" doesn't change the fact that she said "okay" rather than kill herself.
>>501695489You wouldn’t get it
>>501695286Get some dubs
>>501695719ok i be dubbin
Victim-blaming Shadowheart and making her cry
>>501696072WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL YOURSELF?!?!? HUH?!?! EVER THINK OF THAT?!?!?!
>>501696131Sincerely, a nobleborn High Elf from a religious background
>>501696241Bowlcut status?
Shart was kidnapped because she didn’t eat her vegetables.
>>501695489>She accepted being evil rather than kill herself, because she valued her own life over the countlessFrom what I saw in game, Shadowheart was brainwashed into believing Shar's ideology was superior to all others. Her entire view of good and evil was perverted by Viconia since childhood. Any slip up was punished by erasing her memories and starting the routine anew. Your oddly distant philosophical garble doesn't seem reasonable here when we're talking about a character who was not allowed to have authority over her own mind.I fail to see how her being in Shar's cult is "her fault". She could not leave. Viconia would not let her leave.
>>501696131This. What the FUCK was her problem?
>>501696303Bowlcut status: Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. Flourishing.
>>501696131real talk would viconia even let her kill herself?
>>501696541A soul has to be willing to return. No forced resurrections>>501696365She frequently leaves the cloister on missions. She could have run.
Making a suicide part with my darling Shadowheart via poison but I switch mine out for something harmless at the last second and watch her only realize what I've done as the life fades from her eyes and only hers
>>501696131You can joke as much as you want, but that's literally what you're supposed to do.When the big bad evil guy gives his speech and says "join me or die!", what are you supposed to do? The protagonists of fantasy will say "Never!" and charge at the bad guy and try to kill him. This will likely get them killed, if it's an actually strong bad guy, but they have chosen to die fighting rather than compromise their morals by joining the bad guys. When given the choice between die fighting or join me, the characters in this hypothetical chose to die.Shart, on the other hand, chose to drop to her knees and say "yes master! Anything you say, just spare me!". She chose her own life over the lives of others, and has joined the bad guy in torturing people, murdering people, and causing chaos in Shar's name for 40 years. When she always had the choice to die fighting. Die honorably in combat with Viconia, even though you're a teenager with no chance to win, you would have done that had you been of a Good alignment. But you're not, you took the deal to preserve your own lifestyle and your own life.>>501696365>she couldn't leaveYes she could have. You can kill yourself at any moment. Even if I am in the same room as you with the intent to stop you from killing yourself, I cannot jump across the table faster than you can snap your own neck. There is absolutely nothing preventing Shart from leaving the cult, one way or another.And the reason this matters is because in dnd the afterlife actually exists. If you take your own life rather than harm an innocent, Ilmater swings by and says "yo that was the right choice child, welcome" and you get to go to the dnd equivalent of heaven with a god who thinks you're the bee's knee's for taking other people's suffering over your own. You would get a place of honor for that choice.The simple fact of the matter is that someone who cares about doing the right thing, or being Good, would not have done what Shart did.
>>501696541Shadowheart was Shar's Chosen and likely under constant surveillance, so I doubt it
>>501696678>I cannot jump across the table faster than you can snap your own neckviconia casts cure wounds. what now bitch
>>501696678>Even if I am in the same room as you with the intent to stop you from killing yourself, I cannot jump across the table faster than you can snap your own neck. How do you think snapping a neck works
Mintharafag being autistic and having absolutely zero nuance as usual
Under the thrall of the god of nihilism? Brainwashed? Tortured? Made to do terrible things? Prevented from developing emotionally? Mindwiped? Kept apart from others and made to forget in the rare instances that you get close? Broken and reformed since childhood to be a psychopath, the perfect destroyer? *tsk tsk* Should've killed yourself.
>>501697104Again I ask: What the FUCK was her problem?
He's right, as always. She had plenty of opportunity to escape but chose not to because she was loyal to Viconia. Which is even worse than what Mintharafag is saying because shart stayed with her out of loyalty for saving her.
There's Mintharafag with his name off again
What’s Mintharafag’s excuse for not killing himself instead of subjecting us to this horseshit
Post viconia whipping shart
>>501668332Expertise, gloves of thievery, high dex, breaking up gold
I'm busy playing the new lost eidolons game and it's a pretty solid turn based tactics game, but of course it has 1/100th the character interactions and cutscenes and such that bg3 has.We will be waiting many years for something on bg3's level in those regards. Well, until the next Larian game, as a matter of fact.>>501697365Of course, the internet being what it is, art of that does exist and of course they're both naked for it because of course they are. Even though I'm critical of Shart I am actually sympathetic and I still get her happy ending every time, and I find art depicting her abuse distasteful.
>off topic>/crpgg/ exists>useless reply>brings nothing to the discussion >again
>le vaguewhine>again
>>501697745Boo
Shoutout to Mintharafag for being a steady presence in the threads. Their contributions have a way of keeping things interesting and helping the culture here grow over time. It’s always good to see the ways they add to the conversation.
>>501698390How is she supposed to kill herself in this moment? She's restrained
>>501697104I think it’s funny that the hatred for Shadowheart boils down to a lack of empathy. No butthurt, no delusions, just an inability to understand
>>501698525nah the hate is due to the halsin shit that spills into making retarded posts about things that have nothing to do with it
You don't quote the post directly which demonstrates your egocentric mania. You've always been nothing more than that, a nuisance, a nobody with nothing to say.
Did orin fuck durge's corpse after lobotomizing him?
>>501698484Just snap her neck
>>501696678> The protagonists of fantasy will say "Never!" and charge at the bad guy and try to kill him>Shart, on the other hand, chose to drop to her knees and say "yes master! Anything you say, just spare me!">Die honorably in combat with ViconiaRemember he's talking about a girl who joined an evil brainwashing cult when she was 10, all because Shar wanted to make her sister seethe.Wow.Sigh, almost. No empathy, and absolutely no harmony.
If Shadowheart didn't want to be whipped by Viconia, she would have bashed her head against the wall and killed herself. Therefore Shadowheart is complicit in being whipped and its actually her fault. A good aligned hero would have killed himself rather than suffer such an indignity
>>501698931No but I’m pretty sure Kressa did
>>501699258Seriously. What the FUCK was her problem?
I find his obsession with punishment and sacrifice as a path for moral redemption very interesting.Textbook Madonna–whore complex.
Reminder that mintharafag was molested as a kid
>>501699751Did he ever try to run from his molesters? If not then he only has himself to blame
>>501699906This. What the FUCK was his problem?
>>501699906they jumped over the table before the Minthanos snap
>>501700028fucking kek
Here we go.
>>501700028I died
How does the party of next year's rpg goty look compared to the cast of bg3?>>501700028lmao
I'm going in.
>>501700270Esmeralda types activate my autism. If you know you know
never reply to my post again especially when you use it as an excuse to post offtopic anime garbage
cuck her before she cucks me
I'm not falling for that one. Picking this definitely puts you on some watchlist.
>>501700631Pick 3
Pretty mid scene desu.
>>501700687I picked 2 to see the scene. Lae'zel's scene was much better. I didn't even get Shadowheart's scene yet because I have 20 long rest scenes queued it seems.
Worst thing is that even though Shart asks for details BEFORE you fuck Halsin, there is no dialogue with her AFTER fucking him.Also this made me feel bad. Like she agreed to me fucking Halsin because she's scared I'll leave her. Might reload.I kinda feel scammed by Larian and /bgg/
>>501700890Sex scene rankingMinthara > Ascended Astarion > Laezel > Shar Shart > the rest
>>501701150I really like the second karlach sex scene if my character is female
>>501701150>Minthara >I kinda regret saving the Grove. Karlach rejected me because I was already romancing Shart and Lae'zel and in Act 2 there was no option to start a romance with Karlach even though her engine was fixed and I dumped the Frog. Only Astarion, Gale and Wyll were up for a bang. I should've killed the Grove and fucked Minthara. Next run will be dedicated to her.
>>501701236if you're a male it looks like she fucks you with her horsecock
There's really no dialogue with Shart after fucking Halsin? This is an actual scam. Apparently there's no banter as well. Scamdur's Gate 3.
>>501701801Why would she discuss it with you? To her, it’s natural. It’s as natural as breathing and eating. A way to live, a necessity. She needs Halsin as one needs air.
>>501702002What a weak shitpost. Embarrassing
>>501702284Do you discuss continuing to breathe with your partner? Why then, would you discuss Halsin “Big H” Gutierrez
>>501702359>Why then, would you discuss Halsin “Big H” GutierrezBecause she wanted the details and then there was no dialogue about it.
Onto other projects.
>>501702525She’s watching it through the tadpole
Shame you can't bang her though.
>>501703063Show was pretty mid. He's a premature ebearaculator.
>>501703087
>>501703202What kind of a subhuman creates a character like this? I hate him so much it’s unreal
>>501703087>>501703213Did you forget something, Pea?
>>501703279He's fine. Pretty much all shitposting about him is out of context. He's more interesting than Wyll at least.
Though if you want him and only him his romance sucks as he won't stay faithful while Minthara will.
>>501703562He’s a sex doll that pumps and dumps you but bottoms in the romance scene. Halsin is a tragedy
>>501703379>PeaI don't know this name. This better not be living-in-the-thread bullshit.
ok i'm going to bg3should i use the modded sh face or default
>>501703765Honestly no wonder Astarion is so popular. The pickings for females/gays are pretty bad. Gale is all over Mystra and he's her sloppy seconds, Wyll is so incredibly boring and ugly, Halsin will never really love you so that leaves Astarion who is not only a bro but can be pretty loyal.Halsin is fine as a side chick but sucks as a main romance interest. Mintharafags lucked out.
>>501703701>the wolf mates for life>john made his character with wolf genes a poly queenwhat did he mean by this
>>501703804a trans streamer namefag called Pea used to post like you do with such file names but if it's not you then he hasn't posted since Trump won...I'm getting worried about our little Pea.
>>501703949>Mintharafags lucked out.>incredibly bugged half-baked character who has 1 romance scene and didn’t have kisses until seven patches in
>>501704054You do get a happy cottage end with her from what I've been told so that fits. She is not stepping out of the relationship, you are.But the game is pretty inconsistent. Here Halsin is surprised Shadowheart is okay with sharing due to Shar's strict teachings but apparently Shar wants you to fuck around and it's the same writer no less.>>501704176>>incredibly bugged half-baked characterWhole game is half baked and incredibly buggy. Act 2 was a fucking mess for me, one year after release. First thing that happens in Act 3 is Selune Shart talking about how she worships Lady Shar and Jaheira dropping Viconia's name in banter like we already encountered her and killed her.
>>501703902Modded. It’s very cute>>501703949True. I can’t decide if I like or hate Gale, I can look past his past with Mystra I just don’t find him all that likable. Wyll is a nonfactor. I don’t like Astarion because it’s impossible to start his romance as an intelligent character. I HATE Halsin. He’s low quality and his aggressive grooming bothered me bigly
>>501704568>I don’t like Astarion because it’s impossible to start his romance as an intelligent character.I mean, no intelligent person would romance a Sharran, a Githyanki, a Tiefling with a bomb in her chest or a fucking Drow from one of the most infamous houses of all time.Also no sane person would romance a fucking Bhaalspawn like Durge.
>>501704079>used to post like you do with such file namesLiving-in-the-thread bullshit.If you won't go outside, kill yourself instead.
>>501704568ok
>>501704904>Living-in-the-thread bullshit.Pea spam posted screenshots so it was not hard to notice him and he was one of the only two namefags we have.His last post was on election night and it was Divinity spam not BG3 spam like always. It's probably over...
Hey guys it’s me Pea please send me all your money
>>501705115Something off about you.
>>501704079Trump personally executed pea for his crimes
>>501704796I can understand Shadowheart simply because she’s the worst Sharran that ever lived. Karlach is dumb as a rock and dying of cancer but harmless. Lae’zel comes onto you and makes her boundaries clear from the onset so it isn’t retarded, you know exactly what you’re getting into. Romancing Minthara is retarded, I agree. Astarion is simply categorically untrustworthy, tries to kill you, and shows a disturbing contempt for others>>501705057I feel bad now, I’ve beaten DOSII more times than I can count on every difficulty but ignored him because I didn’t feel like talking about the game
>>501705638Someone called him a tranny a few weeks ago after he posted his steam account and he stopped talking with anons since then anyways
>>501705834>>501705638He's a streamer and he posted his steam profile himself. People called him a tranny because he looked like one (no idea if he actually was one) but he still posted here and he did talk to people but he stopped giving advice about the game like he used to. He seemed more angry. After the election he stopped posting completely.
>>501705057I thought pea’s last post was done the day after. Picture of the halfling mackin on the emperor. ‘I’m gonna kill myself’
>>501706058He's just attention whoring, he'll come back in a few weeks
>>501706058You are right.Hope it was a larp.
>>501704079>such filenamesmultiple people have filenames like that
>>501705834>>501706012Oh. I doubt discussing optimal DOSII ranger builds would change all that much, but he always struck me as neutral, too unbothered to react to politics like this. If he’s a steamer you could check his profile to see if he’s been online
Washington insider herePea was moved to a secure CIA black site as she uncovered evidence of widespread election fraud
>pea (was/were)
>>501671519>Not putting your necromancy fodder orderly inside a containerI personally used a book with a hidden compartment I found and I roleplay it's my Necronomicon.
>>501707356Are her lips modded lol
>>501707505yes :)
>>501707567AGP decision
>>501707645:(
>>501707314>>Not putting your necromancy fodder orderly inside a containerI like to look at them when I open my chest. It soothes me.
>5k people agreesharters i don't feel so good
>>501707789Sorry that was mean
>>501708016it's okwhat color should i paint my armor
>>501708254Pink
>>501708254Drake GeneralOr Harlequinn white + black, that looks good on that armor
>>501708336>>501708341kk i'll do harlequinn black
So if I tell my companions they can use the Astral Tadpole but don't actually use it on them they don't use it? Or will they snatch it away from me?
>>501710143If they’re in your party, they automatically use the item and it pulls up the dialogue choices of “use, eat, stomp, don’t use” etcIf they’re not in your active party, they don’t auto use it but the next time you control them you can use the item
>>501710601Alright, thanks. I suppose I'll make Minthara an uggo next time.Can't decide if I want to use it at all on anyone.
>>501706264Rest in pieces
what would lae'zel do here
>>501706264Imagine posting a halsin pic right before killing yourself
>>501703701You are not a bear you're a druid on roids
Imagine saying this to a Bhaalspawn Prince.I'm going to blame him when I do the deed.
>>501712835They overdid this bear meme, true.He even talks how he fucked animals.
all that sharran training paying off
>>501713493“Training”
I know they want to be gender neutral but that's a lot of they's
>>501713762wyll is such a dogshit character
I'm starting a playthrough as Astarion. Which is the best romance?
>>501715310Romance Astarion.
>>501715310They don’t call him Halsin “Footlong” Valencia for no reason
Just to warn you, I shall not post any screenshots of my character when I play any of the Baldur's Gate games.
>>501716870Good
I hope Pea is ok.
No one ever wondered if Marcello was ok despite him being a much more honest poster.
>>501718192She's dilating>>501718421Marcello can take care of himself
>Searching for posts with the username ‘Pea’ and with the tripcode ‘!F3UoenMyGg’.>2845 results found.>oldest post on the 11th of August>average of 25.6 posts a dayit's actually over
Pea kept us alive.
>>501719353>Mythal vs Mystrawho wore it better
>>501719459We did it better.
>>501719459Mystra’s model just being the most boss bitch Stacy will never fail to make me laugh
>>501719607Missing the best one
>>501718192Pea BTFO>>501719810based
I am pretty sure Astarion was based on this actor
Our hero. Our CEO. Our savior.
>>501721360Future they/them Swenja Vincke
>>501721360He's the Todd Howard of the 2020s
>>501719353>>501719459Why are retards comparing this to mass effect 2
it's over
>>501724307The Blade...is without its sting...
>>501724307Blade provoking
>>501724307trve
>>501696678>and causing chaos in Shar's name for 40 yearsIt's not like she was already a hardcore Sharran agent at the age of 8 so you're misrepresenting the facts here. And maybe it makes no real difference whether it was 40 years, or 30, or 20, but still. As for the rest of your post, it's not even that you're wrong; it's just that you come off as insensitive and coldly factual. How many of us would be willing to kill ourselves if push came to shove? And aren't we easily convinced to commit evil, so long as we can be convinced the other is our enemy?
>>501719353Fuck off. We don't need spammers, swine, and shitposters. If you encourage that garbage, you're not welcome here.
If Shadowheart opened flower shop, how would she name it?
I hate living in a mecha where the discourse around the anime is more important than the anime itself. BG3 gave me hundreds of hours of fun, kawaii, utsu, everything I could ask from a game, and more. It will always have a special place in my kokoro, like many other great games I've played. BG3 was lightning in a bottle, they've been working on it for many years, and it's the work of rabu of many ningen. It's the Neon Genesis Evangelion of video games... for now.
>>501726989debutante & cubs
I love my neutral good wife.
>>501728312Same, but with my githyanki girlfriend.
>>501719607who is the human top left?
>>501729209I will not be your girlfriend.
High Elf Love
good morning wyllsisters
>>501730151Tasteful domes
>>501730151*gets some cum on their ugly bitch elf tits* aheh ooops sorry ‘llllllllladies’ *tips fedora*
>>501731240Don't reply to me, faggot.
>>501733016tee hee <3
>>501733016gets some cum on their ugly bitch elf tits* aheh ooops sorry ‘llllllllladies’ *tips fedora*
>>501730151i'm still going for the half-human.
>>501736210Well that’s because you’re a better ‘Man’ than us Anon.
Good evening /bgg/Waifus, HusbandosLove & Harmony~!...and, snapping your neck if you're doing evil things before people jump over the table to stop you?Weird take, but ok.
>>501734082Don't reply to me, faggot.
The idea that something bad happened to Pea saddens me. Every person in these threads deserves affection, happiness and respect.I hope they are okay, wherever they are.>>501718421>No one knows what it's like>To be the Slop friend>To be the Slop Fag>Behind Slop eyes
>>501726651I just explained that most fantasy characters actually do choose to die rather than accept it. Everybody says "Never!" and charges at the bad guy. You've seen it a million times. It's not as uncommon as you seem to think, and choosing to die rather than surrender even happens in real life not just fiction. It doesn't matter if you win or lose the fight, it's the correct choice.I also just explained why it's correct to kill yourself. It's literally better for you. Ilmater takes you by the hand and escorts you to heaven. It really exists in this setting, and you get to his particular heaven by saving innocents at cost to yourself.I think the biggest hitch people have in understanding this situation is that alignment matters in this setting and determines where you go when you die, and that this is a popular waifu so it will always have people who don't see things clearly because they like her and kneejerk react to defend her even though this is a fact based conversation. But the simple fact is that if heaven exists and you get there by not harming innocents, then it's really stupid to harm innocents for the sake of preserving your own lifestyle or your own life. You're much better off killing yourself and going to heaven, and that's a simple hard fact.The entire premise of Shart's character is that she didn't *really* drink the kool-aid and she was always a problem student because her inherently neutral soul never really got corrupted. Viconia tried for 40 years and Shart just stayed true to her elusive inner self the whole time. So the premise that she didn't know better doesn't really work.
>literally just kill yourself>it's fine>trust me bro>come on kill yourself Shart>no it has nothing to do with the brothel scenethis HAS to be bait
>>501728312It's still funny to me how namefag chose to shitpost about her 24/7 just so that other anons leave her literally who waifu alone kek
>>501739348Shadowheart WARPED him
>>501739138she'll never drink your kool-aid bro, she only opts for goodberry flavor now. just move on.
>>501739348They’ve been baiting you for months, why would they change now.>>501739368>herhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eTTL6N5KO5k&pp=ygUWa2FueWUgc2h1dCB0aGUgZnVjayB1cA%3D%3D
AlfiraisUgly
>>501739368There is not much to say about Minthara unfortunately, she is a well-made character on paper, but with little content. The numerous phases of rewrites and consequent bugs in the game have not helped to make her relevant as other characters, such as Wyll or Halsin, for better or worse.What is left for her fans is to build imaginary headcanon scenarios to add personality to her: which I personally do not find sad or silly, but I prefer to invest these resources in more complex characters in the game.Honestly though, I don't understand why someone as proud as Minthara didn't snap her neck the moment she realized she was in the service of a Cult.
what is minthy thinking about?
>>501739834How viciously ugly MAN-fira is.
>>501739814>What is left for her fans is to build imaginary headcanon scenarios to add personality to herSpot on lmao
>>501739894Alfira and Minthara.Oddly colored ugly bitches.
>>501739980b-b-but the e-endings are canon! She t-totally controls Baldur's Gate and succesfully fights against the entire drow empire!
>>501739834the thought of having a thread fag that isn't embarrassing
so now the shitposters are saying in game screenshots don't count
>>501739834>>501739814She is SO ugly
>>501741180So true, namefag picking and choosing which screenshots are good and which aren't is a typical shitposting strategy.
>>501741180The cognitive dissonance is pretty funny
>>501740624>>501741485Someone much more namefag than me once said that BG3 endings are "carebear hug endings", the discussion went on for 3 days.I don't remember if Minthy was included in this consideration, it was probably the only fully justified exception, or something.
>>501742170Oh, it's very simple. If Manthy gets a happy ending where she turns into a girlboss it's cute and canon but if Shart gets a happy ending where she's fully free from Shar it's le bad and boring
the only character who deserves a girlboss happy ending is Gale
>>501742672Interestingly peculiar.I find it very funny.
I didn't say Shart's ending was bad, and Minthy's endings were included in the silly wish fulfillment discussions. The constant lies about what was said is getting silly. Bad faith doesn't even begin to describe some of you people.>>501741180Their entire thing is bad faith, see above. It's literally just shitposters with the goal of making the thread worse because bg3 is [popular thing] and actually good and this mindbreaks contrarians. There's a few of these sort of people in every thread but they're awfully persistent here, probably because bg3 is as popular and as good as it is so they're especially butthurt.
>Bad faith doesn't even begin to describe some of you people.He's finally getting it
he's fuming isn't he?
>>501742672I think it’s funny he’s sympathetic to Minthara but not Shadowheart
>>501743096You're unironically one of the worst offenders, though. Don't try to make it seem like you're good while all the other bad shitposters are bad.
>>501743551Because Shart broke his heart
>>501743096it's obviously shitposting though. it doesn't fool anybody. don't worry so much
>>501743096True: I also think that the usual 4 people who haunt these virtual rooms are all trolls who came here en masse, a year later, just to continue their intellectual dishonesty towards a character, Minthara, whose representation is perfect.In particular, I consider their continuous addressing towards (You), our esteemed Namefag, to be totally coincidental, since they (You) have always shown themselves to be open-minded, ready for fruitful dialogue, bringing objective arguments and not at all the result of an obsessive need to justify some behaviors in one way, and others in another.The perfect example of this type of empathy in dealing with complex issues is seen in the diplomatic solution proposed by our excellent Minthara enjoyer:if you are morally good but in a bad situation (didn't they remove alignments in 5e? At least I remember that this was true for Minthara, huh), break your neck and kill yourself, idiot.
>>501743604But he writes long autistic paragraphs about his headcanons!
>>501719607where frog
pookie
Sigh
Name my band.
>>501743096Give me some credit. We know what you actually said so when the shitposters lie like this you don't need to police it up. That is what they want and why they are lying in the first place because it derails the thread if you bite. It's a shitposting derailment tactic. Just ignore it like everyone else is right now.
>>501743096oh no hon It’s not because it’s [popular thing] I have to ruin the thread to free all the trapped spirits still posting here
>>501744790Imagine being this pathetic lmao
>>501744079I could not find her original model. There is a ton of ingame models and scenes of BG3 where the artists and modelers that worked on the game showcase their work. This image is a collection of some of those images. I was collecting some of them and posted them on /v/, /vrpg/ and here.
>>501744778the "see you in 3 days" guys>>501743816giwtwm
>>501744934Lae'zel's not in the art dump because she was designed by WOTC, not Larian
>>501743668It’s insane. Shadowheart was adbucted and broken by one of the most evil gods in existence and forced to do its will, but managed to preserve a kernel of her innocence despite everything, thus subjecting her to constant “reeducation” and torture? Should’ve killed herself. Drow from a noble family that voluntarily delighted in evil for centuries in a world where good Drow abandon Drow society, worship good gods, or do quite literally kill themselves? uwu my lesbian princess future queen of menzoberranzan
>>501744934
>>501745126Waifufags do insane mental gymnastics
>>501743096>They are just shitposting about me because they le hate bg3 >Ignore that they mock me for pre*rdering da4
>>501745087Nope, All the design in BG3 are Larian with the exception of characters that are from BG2, even then Larian furthered the designs. WotC is only responsible for demanding trannies and other crap to be in the game.
>>501745345yet only sharties are the ones who made a whole mod to make her more suitable to their headcanon
>muh shartiesthere he is kek.
Excuse me what is the status of my preorder for Failguard?
>>501745469The art director Alena Dubrovina literally said they went with WOTC's Lae'zel because they thought it looked better than what they had at the time
imagine if the froggers bitched about their wife as much as the sharties
>>501745707Lae'zel is ugly, no one really cares about her that much.
>>501745345Poor guy fell off the bar and broke both legs.
karlach reminds me of the two times I dated 6'0 girlskinda miss them compared to my 5'8 current gf, but then again just like karlach, they were both very average IQs
>>501745126By the way, if tav/Durge really understood their situation in the first place they should have snapped their necks right there on the nautiloid
>>501745816>I'm making a whole mod to make shart suit my headcanon>no it is everyone else who are mentally ill
>>501745686Nope, WotC did not make Lae'zel, they went with the gem armor style that was made for the gityanki but that's it. Also OG Larian design is great but too erotic for WotC monkes.
>>501745816That character’s name?Alice.
>>501745126Minthara is evil, so obviously she's not trying to preserve a Neutral or Good alignment, which is one of the main aspects of this discussion. Which has been entirely clear from the beginning, so the fact that you missed this is rather impressive.If Minthara killed herself, she would go to the wall of the faithless, because she rejected Lolth and Lolth was the only god she had a relationship with. It's the dnd equivalent of hell, in addition to the other hell equivalents like avernus. So the advice to her is not the same for. The advice does apply to Shart, and anyone else who has someone like Selune waiting to reclaim her or has a reasonable relationship with any good god.Killing yourself instead of changing your alignment or ruining your relationship with your god is good advice for anyone with a good god. If you don't have anything set up, and you would just go to the wall, then obviously the advice would differ. Obviously.I don't mind explaining things like this to you since you obviously aren't aware of these details and why the situation is different for the characters, which is why you said what you said, but you have such a bad attitude about it for some reason. So instead of just happily explaining how the afterlife works in dnd which is a fun topic and I love sharing lore, it's this strange argumentative bullshit because you make these absurd accusations.
meanwhile astarion is perfect
>>501745126The only context that can negatively influence a person by allowing my good Samaritan fetishes to save a horrible person so that, since I am the only one who shows them affection, I am quite certain that they will never abandon me out of pity and fear of being abandoned, is mine.some psychiatrists would have a Nobel case if they analyzed our very own "character-that-only-you-the-Player™-can-fix-her-fag"
>501746096Slopfag take his name off right now
>>501746062Is this your way of trolling, anon? Just saying random ass shit?
>>501744778dude
>>501746058Why does this retard keep implying that /bgg/ anons created that mod?
>>501746338Everyone knows the creator shilled it ITT for weeks.
>>501746058>Shartfagsproactive, technically savvy, brings new content for the community>mintharachudsEh, I'm going to live with my INT 8 wife LAWFUL AWFUL EVIL WIFEmommy and we will rule the world (but in a good and wholesome way)this is a bad thing how?
>>501745472It's been a year now it's time to move on Shadowheartfag.
>>501746431Bearschizo didn't create that mod, you mindbroken schizo lmfao
>>501746482never was never will be
>>501746278No, unlike faggots i can recognize when people who are ESL don't express themselves properly. WotC are incapable of producing anything good and only create faggotry and tranny crap.
>>501746524Did I say bearschizo shilled it?Reread the post and get Halsin’s cum out your eye.
every morning I thank swen for creating him and making me a whore
>>501746634Oh, you're unironically retarded. Got it.
>>501746626So it is your way of trolling. Got it
>>501746708Oh no I am not. YOU cannot fucking read >>501746431Use that inner city education and read.
>>501746259Don't you ever dare even imply that you might even confuse me with the Namefiend again.
>>501746827>muh creator was hereYeah, I already realized that you were retarded. You can fuck off back to your manthyfag hole.
>>501745686You are a retard. You can even see hints of Larian's original design they kept for Lae'zel's underwear and the bottom part of her armor. If you think that this was WotC you're delusional. WotC is full of troons and faggots that would scream faul if they knew what Larian were cooking behind the scenes.
post things that really makes you think
>>501746096I'll be honest sometimes I do feel bad about shitposting and lying all the time because I actually like bg3 but I'm in it this far so there's no stopping. stopping now would feel like leaving the job half finished
>>501746941Eat your own taint >>501746994
>>501746745Go see the OG Lae'zel concept art you dickless troon.
>>501747050>muh nexus link that everyone can accessAgain, I already knew that you were retarded. Just kill yourself at this point.
>>501747137You VILL NEVAH surpass 8,000 Unique Downloads
what's up with the shitposting surrounding wotc designing laezel
>>501747218>muh creatorrefer to>>501746941
>>501747246sharties lashing out at froggos
>>501747327You VILL Continue to Shill your mod here!!!You VILL be one of the thread jesters!
>>501747413Get a life, Mintharafag.
>the good old topic change switcharoodon't forget where this thread started: namefag making himself ridiculous once again in every post>muh 5k monitor for veilguard>"uhhh guys the game is not good and the screen is too big how did this happen?"this is the mindset of a person who then wants to let everyone know - no, rather - impose his thoughts on everyone, accusing you of being a troll if you think differently
>>501747413that mod is based and deserves to be shilled t b h
>>501747496No Mintharafag has nightmares about me.I would replace shitfart with halsin so halsin could cuck the player when they try to romance halsin and they find out halsin has been LITERALLY DREAMING ABOUT HALSIN'S DRUID COCK FOR YEARS imagine the innovative shit posting halsin fucking halsin while halsin sits in the cuck corner watching halsin cuck him with halsin halsin getting halsin tattoos after getting halsin'd halsin cock halsin balls halsin tree sap druid halsin cum halsin asshole more halsin tonguehole amirite halsin halsin halsin
>>501747550>impose his thoughts on everyoneand the sharters imposing their mods by posting about it ITT isn't?
muh 5k monitor for 2 hours of veilguard
>>501747794He earns his daily humiliation ritual
bro is having a melty over a silly mod oh my vincke
mfw tards are fighting again
>>501747582I love Halsin also
>>501746443>bringing new content = removing contentit do be like that sometimes
>>501747861Swen needed a trip to brazil to wash the aftertaste of DA4, this says a lot about RPG in our society.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2258469014?filter=highlights&sort=timeSkip to 51:50 to hear the art director talk about Lae'zel
>>501748297no can you tell me what they said instead
>>501748205the mod adds cutscenes, lets you marry her, have kids, restores EA lines and dialogues and squishes bugs. It's objectively the bestest bg3 mod ever
>>501726989Selune’s Blossoms
People who get on the internet and lie about games always confused me. Especially in a case like this where we've all played it and know they're wrong. It doesn't make sense. And a person who would ignore Astarion's trauma and do it anyway is a shitty person.
>>501747710Reading a link in a thread doesn't distract meseeing yet another block of text to justify how one character is absolute evil while the other is the best wife ever forged by the gods like the namefag does daily, when he's not posting off topic garbage, somehow irritates me
>>501748683its call hypocrisy
>when they tell you that your lawful evil drow matron mommy dommy girlfriend wife is, for all intents and purposes, evil and wicked with 8 INT (your plans are doomed to fail, like every single one she's ever organized before)
>>501747710I choose to make fun of namefag more than the anon shilling his own mod because namefag shrimply deserves it more for being a bigger tranny than the other guy.
>>501748930she also cheats on Alice and wants to eat out Shadowheart's stinky pussy btw
completed game for first time just nowhow to not get extremely depressed?
>>501749057What didn't you watch the happy epilogue
>>501749003Nothing wrong with occasional eating out
>>501749057play DOS2, Kotor1&2, Mass Effect 1/2/3, Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines, Fallout New Vegas, Disco Elysium and Dragon Age Origins
>>501749057now do a durge playthrough
>>501749186The CRPG equivalent of bathtub estrogen. Good job asshole, anon’s gonna troon out now.
>>501748363>Alena Dubrovina: They did such a good job that we kind of put our Lae'zel and then their Lae'zel and then we were like "Oh we're in trouble" you know, because they made far better looking Lae'zel than we did>Luality: Oh no>Alena Dubrovina: And then when they finished the cinematic, we basically took the base of their mesh... (gets cut off by retarded camera error)>Alena Dubrovina: (resumes) So Lae'zel's face was essentially inspired by actually Wizards of the Coast mostly, their concept art, and then by Unit's (team hired by WotC to make intro cinematic) interpretation of her in the cinematic
Finally starting my second playthrough after a long time and I'm struggling on whether to play Durge or a Paladin. My first game was pretty straightforward Warrior Tav, and I can't decide which playthrough will offer more new stuff.I want to play a somewhat good guy this time around, and I kinda feel like if I'm playing Durge I want to commit to being evil. But will Paladin Tav just feel too similar to Warrior Tav? How much do the oaths actually affect things? Paladin Durge would be the best but I can't really justify it from a role playing perspective.Aaa Damn choice paralysis
>>501749276No one under 35 wants to play your booomer isometric sloppa, ok?
>>501746096I’m impressed that you could complain about my “attitude” AFTER typing a disingenuous goofball post like this. Don’t you understand? I’m mocking your lack of consistency, your emotional state, your silly fantasies, and your arguments made in bad-faith. I’m not grandstanding about DnD’s 123 moral alignment system, I could dismiss your “argument” on the same basis but I don’t need to because your words speak for themselves, I rest assured in the knowledge that most other posters see what I do. Pro tip: You should consider applying your pig logic to the point you’re trying to make BEFORE clicking send. Embarrassments like this could be avoided!
>>501749521Anon, please shut the fuck up. You’re talking to Mintharafag, renowned DnD scholar and tenured professor of Bg3. Sit down. Be humble. When a waifufag speaks, we listen.
>>501749406>posts the official /v/ troon’s gaming list>poster mad when it’s correctly identified as a troon gaming listLike pottery it rhymes
>>501749763:skull emoji::skull emoji::skull emoji:
>>501749186SWTOR mogs them all desu
>>501747121>>501746626>>501746062.........................
>>501749781>knows every single tranny-core videogame grim
>>501750016Touché Troonché
The slopswine is a subhuman that for months suffered the negative influence of a BULLY general, which constantly abused it, and which WARPED its nature. When the swine distances itself from its sloppy routine, it demonstrates and understands that, while remaining faithful to its attention-seeking and time-wasting nature, it is also possible to be completely society's waste, maintaining its porcine aspect. https://vocaroo.com/13P1txr2YiKa
>>501749916not an RPG
>>501749763It blows me away how he can affect this snarky intellectual-wannabe persona and follow that up with one of the dumbest posts made in existence, and then lean back in his armchair like he just managed something impressive. This is why cavemen threw rocks at the people they didn’t like
>>501750169Stop pretending to be your nemesis
>>501750258>typoOh my god anon. Get somewhere safe! Now!
>>501750572*hides behind you* uwu
You're all incredibly retarded
>>501750873Except me, of course. *smiles intellectually*
What mintharafag said is true though. if I didn't know any thread culture and his name was anon I wouldn't object to any of it because it's factual. shitposting about something because you don't like the person who is speaking is still shitposting. the rest of us don't give a shit about your stupid personal drama
>>501750873
>>501750937If lizardman durge had been a companion, he would have easily been the most popular male romance desu
>>501751035Sometimes, the truth hurts baby. Come here and mommy will kiss it alllllll better
>>501751035As for Astarion, you don't seem to understand what I'm saying. Tav and Ascendstarion's relationship is consensual. Tav has to manipulate the entire thing, and the choice is theirs regarding whether Astarion ascends or not. Tav has to allow him to do it, or else he cannot. Which means Tav is orchestrating events the entire time, including their "enslavement". It's a fetish. Tav is fetishizing Astarion in this scenario. They think it's hot if he's a vampire, and they think it's hot if they become his slave. So they make it happen, when they had the option at all times to stop it. Hell, it's not even a matter of not taking a chance yo stop it, you have to actually go through effort to have it happen. Which means it's not only consensual, but it's actually orchestrated by Tav. It's not the player being treated like a toy, Tav does that to Astarion first. That's what the author in the original screenshot is saying, and what you seem to be misunderstanding.There's nothing dubious about consensual slave play, but there IS something dubious about Tav orchestrating events that are bad for Astarion's soul so that she can get her rocks off to his Ascended behavior. Tav is the bad one in this scenario, Ascendstarion has been manipulated. But because it's now in his nature to act this way, he goes along with it, so they're both getting what they want, to an extent.It's actually quite nuanced and it's unfortunate you just say it's icky and that's all you see. It IS icky, but you're mistaken regarding why and by whom. Spawn route is for the poepl who actually like Astarion and want what's best for him.
>>501751038>Shadowheart named her first daughter after herselfHow incredibly narcissistic
Guys, girls, fellas, can we finally be honest and discuss characters in an intellectual manner? Also, Astarion being raped.
>>501751119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwdcW7Q6IiYliterally
>>501751119His canon voice is way too good, I can see it.
>>501751252No Astarion was RAPED by Godey and it was HAWWWWWT3 times now for the nooticers and counters at home.
>>501751035You are logically retarded if you think anything he said or tried to say is “true.” Jesus Christ “anon”
>>501751119Red prince was the most popular male romance in DOS2 iirc so yeah probably
>>501751379Jesus Christ anon, just stop being a contrarian at least once. Mintharafag has +100k karma on reddit, he is just not wrong, ok?
>>501751035Notice how the detractors, or that obsessed swine, never try to engage with the argument presented, but instead attack something tangentially related to Mintharafag, like their waifu, other games they have played in the past 20 years, or... their monitor resolution. They know they can't win in an honest debate.
>>501751486>most popular male romance was the cuck optiontime repeats itself
>>501751274Woulda been a cool story. Murder investigation. Discover the truth. Help him overcome the urge(or not). You get to fight two blood demons in the temple. High relationship he helps you fight one as one, then turns on you as baal takes control. Low relationship, you have to fight both at the same time.
>>501751708women who enjoy larian games want to be enslaved, go figure
YOU FORNICATEDWITH A MINDFLAYER
>>501751670Nobody wants to honestly discuss things with a shitposter besides other shitposters. It’s why namefag doesn’t get genuine interaction here, you don’t count, anymore people have wisened up to the fact that he’s a shitposter.
>>501751708Red prince is based because he cucks the player to be with his lizard waifu
Me(a High Elf girl with a bowl cut) sitting in the park with my wife(Minthara, a beautiful Drow princess) for a picnic. Minthy(I call her that sometimes <3) told me as we were watching a young couple walk past that the youth of our future empire are best suited to labor camps, given we have so many projects to complete. She’s so funny like that! After our picnic we went to the beach and held hands. It was so romantic. I told her I loved her and she told me she loved me and then…well. ;) Maybe some day she’ll show me her old palace in the Underdark, after we conquer the whole of it together of course. Life is beautiful…
>>501752194she's dreaming about shadowheart
I love astarion and I love red prince
>>501751889Mintharafag has generated more intellectual discussion than the groupies and haters on the sideline that are only good for commentating (or digging up months-old posts). That's just factual, even in this very thread. One Mintharafag post is more valuable than 1000 shitposts from the worthless pig fuck forcing its disgusting (word)slop.
I see Astarion, but nothing about necks, Drow, or boots.Let’s fix that.Drow girl boots x Astarion’s neck
>>501752463He isn't gonna fuck you
>>501752194You mean ugly Karen mom hair
>>501752373
>>501752512Drow futa cock x astarion is better
Why don't you fellas feel like discussing the game anymore? I even posted an animal from the game to spark discussion. Hello? Anyone left here?
>>501752512
>simping for a literal trannyWhy are you like this /bgg/?
>off-topic tourist pictureDon't you have more reddit posts to screencap?
>>501753135burned him.you simp for a tranny.
>>501752695Nah. /bgg/ - boot god general
>>501753254Is the tranny in the room with us
Nah, Pea found another general to infest.
>>501752953I'm not, I like karlach, mizora and laezel
>>501752194My heart…UWWWWUUUUUUUU
sigh
falling asleep next to astarion like this
>>501753353I don’t know, but we can test it by posting a picture of transthara though.
>>501752751It's funny because nobody can recall the last time the worthless pig fuck had anything insightful to share - because it never happened. Astarion specifically also talks about how he feels alive again, how the colors of the city bring back ancient memories: we don't know his specific actions, but we can intuit from these dialogues a more "gentle" nature.
>>501753427What general?I need to confess to her before it's too late!
>>501753765he never had anything valuable to share i hate both of you
Thread theme>https://youtu.be/GMOQodVNlts?si=haYiHC6nYgZ-9Cbi
Bgg is kill
>give the atheist an ability called "empowered faith">her description line is "paladin of lolth", which could be referring to her previous status as a paladin of lolth before the game started, but one of her abilities refers to having a tadpole meaning this takes place during the events of bg3bruh
>>501753913Maybe you can ask its best friend, the worthless pig fuck. I don't really worry about the fate of spammers dumping 100+ screenshots in a single thread. Shitposters stick with each other.
>>501754567holy mobile sloparoni
>>501754695I too miss peaare you gonna cancel anonymous now too?
>>501754567Why are you always like this?
I love Astarion's gentle nature
>>501754567empowered faith is a general game buffbut lmao to include it in the minthara pack
>>501754954And what about jokes about him getting raped? Is that hilarious to you too?
>>501755332Yes
>>501755332No
>>501755332it’s hot as fucki love jerking off to cazador x astarion rapeporn
I wonder what Galesister would think if she saw this
Boopie escaping the rapedungeon
>>501755709Nothing. She would silently post screenshots, Whiner would freak, and the world would continue to spin
>>501755873Is that a rape joke?About Astarion????Why that makes me so fucking MAD!!!It gets RIGHT UNDER MY FANGS!!!
Degenerates. I guess we're lucky you're not attention-starved enough to turn it into a thread personality with slop attached.
the cuckoldry grumbles have raised to a scream on reddit. it'd unironically be weird if larian ignored them at this point
>>501756214Seething
Say whatever you want about Mintharafag but at least they never made fun of victims of sexual abuse (as a "joke") or used sexual abuse as a punchline. I can respect them (myself) for that.
>>501756338larian doesn't care about bg3 anymore and keeping the cuckshit is a great way to give a final fuck you to WOTC
>>501756839Coper’s delight
Over 8k people think that Shadowheart is a whore. Maybe our good friend Mintharafag was right all along and the only people who disagree with them are seething shitposters.
>>501757046Why her ass bit
>>501757187
>>501756746kek
>>501757053Ok seriously which one of you made this post
>>501757609meeeeeeeeee
>>501756746Post the one where it bitches about getting a 3-day ban (which it immediately evaded) for posting a picture of VAs and encouraging others to harm them. It really spoke to its more "decent" nature.
>>501757053redditors are turning into anti-cuck bigots and you're laughing?
>>501757841Sauceman Chorizo said it best: '' She's just not my type.''
>>501757046Astarion sisters literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.
>>5017577173 days without /bgg/, can you imagine??For sharing a picture of Shart, Frog, and another chick. Wowo.You know, I might get mad if there was off topic garbage, bestiality, cuckschizo spam posted here 24/7but I'm glad they're so uncompromising in drawing a linethanks, jannies.
>>501758159Why does everyone post this modded picture of shart
>>501758159The worthless pig fuck is truly subhuman.
>>501758078real
>>501758539Wtf is wrong with the girl's skin
>>501758469Yes but I’m done agreeing with you today.Post another long winded rant about the slopfaggotswiner
>>501758465Modded shadowheart is the better character
And I killed Sparky too!Ha Ha!
>>501758691It insists upon itself. Or, should I say, the slopswine excessively seeks attention, and furthermore shallow validation, chiefly in the way of repeatedly asserting its self-aggrandizing importance, the understanding of storytelling it so desperately wishes it possessed (despite time and again demonstrating a lack of basic narrative literacy), and the veracity of its pseudo-arguments bereft of any substance, awkwardly abusing run-on sentences that rely on exhausting the reader, whereupon a lack of response could then be considered a victory (pyrrhic or otherwise), and therein betraying its pitiful confusion of unintelligible gibberish with the intellect required of concisely conveying a single clear point (brevity is the soul of wit, said Shakespeare), let alone a meaningful one, all the while committing the same rookie mistakes it accuses others of ("argue your arguments" until they're arguably argued beyond any doubt) but inevitably lost in the pursuit of its own attention whore gratification; a narcissistic behavior, which is built on self-revisionism (we might be arguing about endings in the context of the epilogue, but any point in time where a character can die could technically be considered an ending to their story), a complete refusal or even inability to admit error even faced with overwhelming evidence, and not even realizing, or perhaps worse, knowingly parroting another collapsed mind ("written, coded, scripted, directed, voice acted, painted, animated, sequenced" therefore canon), along with the extensive misuse of a thesaurus, clearly in a vain attempt to mask the vapidness of its rhetorical (dialectical) rambling, in which even the rare conceded truisms are nothing but distractions, feigning the most minimal desire to reach a basis of agreement, only to give way to the next supposedly coherent but self-consciously dishonest non-argument, ultimately achieving a pointless outcome that could most aptly be described as time-wasting wordslop.
>>501758674Firebolt and Fireball and spells like that would leave scars like that. Healing magic closes wounds in a way that leaves no scar, but if a person didn't have access to a cleric at the moment, due to being in a remote area or super poor or other reason, they might have scars.
>>501759091Put the gnome back now!!!!!PUT THE GNOME IN TH BAG!!!!!!
>even gale is slutshaming the whore
>>501759316Why do you care so much about some random midget freak?
>>501760671Shorties seem to piss you off and I find them charming.
>>501760568
>>501760568gale deep down wants to get cucked
playing a drow is kinda fun ngl
>>501760924if I've learned anything from astarion fanfics it's that gale enjoys being cucked
>>501760568I missed taking the screenshot, but after I sold Shadowheart to Viconia Gale's reaction was basically>Huh. Well, Shadowheart's loss is our gain.Minthara said she doubted it was a smart move at first, but now sees that it was very clever and the right choice.Lae'zel's reaction was great desu. She kind of paused and said "Hrmmmm... Shadowheart. We did not get along, but she deserved better than this."
>>501761051>using your race to bypass the entire goblin camp segmentYou didn't beat the game.
How is the split screen on PS5? Every pic I've seen of it, it seems horrifically zoomed in. Any mods worth looking at, either somehow relating to split screen co op or just in general. Ive not played in over a year
>>501751670I literally spent 3 days talking with "him" once.
>>501761278It's pretty fucking zoomed in. My GF and I did a runthrough on the ps5 couch co-op, and the camera was a constant source of frustration. I have no problems with it on PC, mind.Apparently patch 7 made it so if you're close by, it merges the split screen so that'd probably help
>>501761278>consolecuck
>>501761182
>>501761134
I miss swen
>>501761704>heuehuehue but it's ok if I become a god
>>501761843rest his soul
You're not really going to spend a slow Sunday night seething about thread personalities, are you?Maybe me, in particular?Tee hee hee~
>>501761953I've actually already convinced him not to become a godIt's pretty easy
general question without much spoilers as i somehow didnt play this yet:If I plan to have only one playthrough (as this seems a very long game and I am very through + a wagie), is it worth going dark urge and being evil or is that intended as a "what if" path like most evil playthrough in most RPGs? Atleast that's my opinion on it, I think if you play more RPGs you know what I mean
astarion theme songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOcYdHwc1Zo
>>501762493Durge could be considered the canon protagonist of BG3 story but following a full evil path makes the story a little more limited, its not really a "what if" scenario but you eventually lose some content because, you guess it, a lot more people dies in a durge runso its up to you, but I would suggest you to play as Tav for a first run
>avatarfaggotry out of nowhereSad and desperate. No worries, I'm sure we can find an old Mintharafag post to drive discussion again in the next thread.
Asking again.On Tactician would it be terribly dumb to go War Cleric 1 > OoV 1 and then start packing levels into OoV or War Cleric or do I need to go 7 Paladin or 5 Cleric before I dip into the other class?
WHITEMALEHUMAN FIGHERCHADSRISE UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5KBMhw87n8
>>501762703I see thanks.I guess i just start a couple of hours of it and see how it goes, I read you can still be evil if you play dark urge so if its not to my liking I just restart it as that
New thread here.>>501751537>>501751537>>501751537Oh oops, that's the DA thread ant not a Shit Troon Gate 3 thread? OOPSIE, since you guys are constantly raiding the DA thread to cry about how you have nobody to talk about BG3 because of how irrelevant and forgotten it is i would have thought the Dragon Age thread was the new Baldur's Gate thread.Keep your pets to your garbage containment thread and stop raiding other threads, it's not our fault Veilguard is better than BG3 and it's not our fault this general is dead so you guys have nobody to talk about BG3. Die already.
>>501762493The evil playthrough is much more limited and the Dark Urge is far more narratively satisfying if you choose to resist your gift.
>>501762925I’m doing this for the meme and it’s actually pretty fun
>>501763045Sry brain fart i meant to say *still be good if you play dark urge>>501763082yeah that's what I meant, thank you too
>>501762772If there's one thing I've learned from our mutual secret friend's posts (*wink wink*), it's that he can humiliate himself on a daily basis; no need to dig into the archives.You attribute to me an unjustified obsession, at least judging by the negative reactions he receives unilaterally.
>>501763057Seething that DA:TalmudVision is much worse than anybody anticipated?
>>501763057lmao
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>>501761051>>501761641Based desu Drow is the best race in the game
>>501761179>Minthara said she doubted it was a smart move at first, but now sees that it was very clever and the right choice.The problem i have with minthara is, beside her joining in mid act 2 and being buggy at release, is that her reactions are really retarded and not fitting for how she is presentedShe is SUPPOSED to be someone that is only concerned about her power (or of you both, if you are lovers) and position, but the "difference" to someone like astarion is supposed to be she is more stable and more cunningHer reactions are retarded as astarions tho. Like you objectively lose power if you give away shart and the thing you get in response is not better more powerful nor does it give you more status at the end
>>501763057this catty and vagueposting behavior reminds me of someonesomeone who pre-orderedand who expanded his vision a little too much (58420x1040)
You are a hypocrite: you talk about "wordslop", alluding to my long arguments, and then reduce everything with the most misrepresented, speedreader award-winning summary that doesn't take into consideration at all what I have said.
>>501763159Make sure to always wear your helmet in cutscenes as well. Much more badass experience and really shows you how sad all the avatarfags are who insist on posting their OC donut steel characters mugs everywhere.
>>501762906Terribly dumb? NoDumb? Yes, kind of.Martials want to get to level 5 before multiclassing for multi-attack. All War Cleric 1 does is give you 3 extra attacks per long rest. It's much better to go pure Paladin or pure War Cleric for improved spells, subclass features, etc.You'll still be able to beat the game, man, and if you actually played it and tried you'd know. So, like, just do it.
>>501763549>Like you objectively lose power if you give away shartI did not. She was never in the party and spent all of act 3 mopping in camp. >nor does it give you more status at the endStatus is irrelevant. You get more hordes of minions to send at the enemy to die, while you focus on taking over the brain and becoming a god.
>>501763057omg this is so sad
>>501763914Headcanons will never fix bad writing
>>501763640I’ll get on and post my guy. Leather helmet of haste…home.
>>501764095>Headcanons
>>501763057>[Medicine] BioWare... your vitals are... OHNONONONONO
Say whatever you want about /dag/, but at least they're actually discussing the game (even though it's awful), instead of schizoposting about the same 2-3 attention whores on a loop. And they don't have the slopswine.
>>501764513The only people who like BG3 are trannies who use it to play as female or lonely incels with NOBODY in real life so they need the fictional love the awful poorly written romances of this game give them.I feel so bad for BG3cels, especially because you don't even enjoy the game because of how garbage it is.Has your 1 hour long turn based combat finished yet? HA HA HA.
>>501764652is Bintharafag an attentionwhore?
>>501764681>female dwarf with beardbased and tolkien-pilled
>>501764681BG3SISTERS NOT LIKE THIS
>>501764681I'm sure that hireling a forced companion that you can never disagree with, right?
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