>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-116>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passworderg>Touch Bloodstain:>>501269360
MADDY ARE YOU OKAYARE YOU OKAY MADDY
>>501600732You dont have to say that
Maddy getting impregnated by a 10 inch juicy black cock...
>>501601573>>501600796
>>501601681I do have to say that. Only a superior black male can satisfy you..
>>501602475>>501600796
this the elden ring thread?
>>501602786nope, try >>501532672
>>501602786Yerp
>>501601573You dont have to say that
>>501602786Maybe
>>501603406>>501603297>>501603256>>501602870whats ur fsvorite eldenring wepaoojn
>>501603429ClaymorePlayed through every Fromsoft game with itI dont want like my moveset to change just because I pressed a button twice, I want R1 to be the R1 button, I want R2 to be the R2 weapon. I like that R1 is always a slash and R2 is always a stab
>>501603546Boring
>>501603569Its interesting and fun to me
>>501603569Whats yours?
>>501604008They killed it a long time ago
>>501604052You would never use that outside of gay duels
>>501604478ER invasions are shit
>>501604052What did you like about it?
>>501605042The R2-R1 and Jump R1-R1 combos, along with the Weapon Art having a cancel window.But ONLY the Knight's greatsword is allowed to have combos now
>>501604573Then why does sane ryan like em
>>501605275Elden Ring is Ryan's abusive husband.
>>501605275>>501605328Who is Sane RyanHe's not on google
>>501605739Another self-hating libtard
>>501606098Whats his username? I cant find anything about him anywhere
>>501606256>>501606098>>501605739he’s meim sane reddit
>>501606328Whats your username?
>>501606384Maddy ryan
>>501606489You dont have to say thatThere is no one called saneryan, thats not a thingNot with a space eitherHe isnt real, thats not a thing
>>501606647why do you have ruskie results?
>>501606692Idk, I live in the USI use Yandex a lot so probably some weird algorithm thing with cookies
>>501606813may I have a kiss?
>>501606813Go to bed holy shit nigger
>>501606904Did you think I was exagerating or lying when I said I get 30 minutes of sleep a night?
>>501606872>Prattling Pate Lamentation
>>501606692>>501606647sane maddymaddy are you okay
>>501607091You dont have to say that
>>501606647I don't know for sure but I'd wager sane ryan is dsg speak for saint riotAlso for fuck's sake get some sleep will you? Pretend it's some kind of punishment if you have to but stop destroying your brain
>>501607831>dsg speakSo American speak?
>>501607831That makes sense, those do sound similarAlso, why? My brain is a perfect tempered instrument
>>501607965No dsg is so far gone they have their own words/names
>sane ryan is dsgnot the brightest bunch here
>>501608148Theres no such thing
>>501608020For obvious reasons I won't try to convince you that you are brain damaged/getting brain damaged, but do get a good 8-10hour sleep please for once, if only to give it a try, it's a Saturday, you can afford to loose the day.
How many unique users do you think this general has now?
>>5016084406
>>501608440Why did they remove ip count anyways?
What's the best way to give yourself 99 of an item? Why the fuck didn't they let you buy the St. Trina's FP regen flower everyone invaders already use a million startlight shards might have been nice if there was a legit counter to this but no just go farm it for hours to get 20 or so it still takes ages.
>>501609000Grind.
>>501609000Just use ce
>>501609259Only losers with a micropenis use CE.
>>501609298>how do I get 99 of an item>but no I dont want to cheatThen justgo grind for the item? What are you even wondering about then
>>501608227I do, every two weeks I usually sleep for a day
/erg/ standards:>cheating to get 99 of a very rare item?>it's okay>use mimic tears or summons or shields or any kind of magic or ranged attack?>LITERALLY CHEATING111 LITERALLY111Oh, the hypocrisy of man.
>>501609000wasted tripsbut get cheat engine and a table that has itemgib/gigagib or a variant, i start every playthrough with maxed out shards, round rocks and golden vows(it's faster compared to swapping to a weapon that has the ash, costs less fp too)
>>501609360>>501609682Thanks, that's what I wanted to check. Can't be fucked grinding for them, I never did the same with starlight shards because that was clearly taking the piss, but now there's a legitimate reusable item I don't see the point in wasting hours grinding for it legitimately its capped at 10 per invasion anyway so its not like you're constantly going to be popping them instead of flasks.
I love sluts!
>"okay, i'm motivated, let's play Elden Ring">dies in three hits to a boss that spawns in a pairFuck me.
>>501614663level vigor you retard
>>501614397You can see Rya's nipple
>>501614663You're one of the only if not the only good poster left miquella spanker anon...
>>501614797Nice try, snakes don't have tits.
>>501614743Having more HP won't help if I still die in three hits, retard.>>501614801If that's true, then it's very sad.
>>501615145Having more HP means you die in 4 hits, turbo coomer retard
>>501614663Why are there two of them?
>>501615241Because it's the sanctechair duo, not the apôtre sanctechair.
You don't even need big health, just eat some crab, drink physic with damage reduction and throw on one of the damage reduction talismans then jump in and you'll be able to face tank plenty of damage.
>>501615408Bullshit!
>>501614797I want to tie you up and torture your nipples
I NEED a Miquella bf, bros...
>>501618960you gay?
>>501619375I thought I was straight but femboys and trans girls are getting so passable at this point I don't even feel gay wanting them
>>501618960SPANK
>>501619619>tattooOof
>>501619874What's wrong with tattoos?
>>501620429They look ugly when you first get them and will only look even worse over time.
>>501603429This is my problem solver, right here.
>>501598362Cause I've been working, trying to avoid being homeless. Make a fight club on PSN. Or help me find an apartment in a different city so I can actually relax enough to play on PC.
>>501623221... Ehy would playing on pc take much longer on pc than console? 1 hour I'd 1 hour
>>501622530because we would both enjoy it
>>501622530why deleted
>>501624030Because I meant to post "Why post this" but pressed post too early and felt like "Why" gave a different tone
>>501624307the worst level up girl
>>501624395She should've shown up at every grace, it was dumb not to
>>501624148>Why post thisbecause I know you want it to happen
>>501600286They are pretty much forced to make Elden Ring 2 next right
>>501624849No, they're forced to make Sekiro 2: Wolf Boogaloo
>>501624849Think back to how many games in the world are like "What the hell? This game was great. Why did it never get a sequel?" Nothings veer guaranteed
>>501624849Elden Ring is getting a gacha game and nothing else
>>501623712I already have a character leveled up and geared on console. What level are you for FC? 150?
>>501626180150 is fine but likw literally anything, I lose like most games and it's still gun, plus you can just fc inbetween fcs, we dont do it that often, what level are you in pc?
>>501624671What do you even mean, like cutting nipple off? It's confusing if scars or damage heals in Elden Ring, since you obviously aren't resurrected super cut up when you die and come back, but you can start the game with scars
good morning erg!!!
>>501633984Good morning, how are you?
>>501603406update ur slop, DLC has been out for months now
>>501633984Why do you reply to other people but not me?
>>501626637not cutting, just pinching and pulling until you can't take it anymore
>>501636020How do you think the Tarnished thing works?
>>501636717presumably those scars are from before they received the call of gracedo you have any scars on your breasts?
>only 2 sorcery scrolls>8 incant prayerbooksfaithchads stay winning
>>501638103>Elden Ringeveryone loses
Holy fuck I know this is supposed to be the shadow realm and everything but I literally can not see
>>501638843You have torches, retard.
>>501639340?
>>501636912That makes sense, ive always wondered how they get out of bad end stuff like deathblight or being eaten by Rykard's snakeYou just want to say "prove it" if I said yes
>>501638843you have a latern, retard
>>501639382You. As in you, the poster, the flesh bag currently sitting his fat ass on a chair.Have. Possesses, owns.Torches. Sticks wrapped with oily clothes emitting light.Retard. Faggot, loser, American.
>>501600286Will I break some quests if I kill mohg the omen in sewer?
>>501639506I promise I won't ask for pics, just tell me if you do or not>>501641047nope
>>501641047No
>>501641047No. It's mandatory anyway.
>>501639730I wish I was a flesh bag
>>501643663I wish I wasn't mentally ill.
>>501636020>agree to rate a girl to death>won't cut herWhat brand of autism is this?
>>501645431I don't want to rape her to death, what are you talking about>>501645278me too varreposter
>>501620594Didn't post image, oops.
>>501645278I had a weird dream last night where someone was trying to blackmail me while we were having drinks at my house, and I grabbed a wine glass and broke it with my hand and forced/had the other person drink from the stem bit that and slowly dropped more blood into it until it was more blood than wine as they were drinkingWhat does this mean
>>501624849Souls MMO is next.
>>501642661I've stabbed them with thumb tacks but it didn't really leave a mark scar, no
>>501645993Means you're a homo. Sorry, fag.
>>501646229why do you harm yourself? are you trying to punish yourself for something?
>>501646387NoNONOOOOO
>>501645993Holy shit that's artistic. I'm gonna steal that idea.
>>501646506Looking too deeply/psychologically into it
>>501646706so you just like hurting yourself for no real reason?
>>501646645YayI don't keep a dream journal or anything but it was striking enough that I actually bothered to write it down>>501646794No, I'm saying if you're trying to psychoanalyze it deeper than the amount of thought I put into it then you'd only really he able to get Idk Maybes as repliesIt feels better than not doing it at certain times so I do itI don't think that's so complicatedWhat is complicated is ehy foes Rya give you Daedicar's Woe?
>>501647547>No, I'm saying if you're trying to psychoanalyze it deeper than the amount of thought I put into it then you'd only really he able to get Idk Maybes as replies>It feels better than not doing it at certain times so I do itplease see a therapist>What is complicated is ehy foes Rya give you Daedicar's Woe?why does kalameet, the second hardest boss of his game, give you the calamity ring? surely it should be accessible at the start of the game for people that want the extra challenge
>>501634172I'm pretty good! I have been enjoying playing seamless mod a lot and it's been quite lovely traversing through the whole uninterrupted game with someone. We've had some funny encounters with invasions too, it's nice receiving real rewards from beating an invader.>>501635926I'm sorry? But it's nothing intentional. Who are you and how would I recognise and ignore your posts specifically? Please try to not overthink an anonymous poster's posting habits.
>>501645993sounds hot I now want to drink my boyfriend's wineblood
Poison and blood exultation buffs don't stack, right?
>>501648082why did you delete that>I've never played whatever game that is or fought herliterally dark souls
>>501652797Because the first thing was cringyI dont think I got that far, Elden Ring is the only feonsoft thing I've beaten
>>501653183you harming yourself is cringy, don't do it anymore
>>501653362What?
I don’t like perfumes in pvp. I have come to the conclusion that they’re too high effort low reward. But they are fun in pve.
>>501654779They're DS3 weapons put into ER
>>501656459Do you think they’ll ever get a patch.
>>501657573
>>501657621We can only hope… i guessalso i feel like beast claw and dryleaf farts are only good as status phantom hit sticks lol
>>501657887bloodflame saves beast claws from being total dogshit
>>501658006and poise ig
We're never getting the 1GB patch that redeems every shit weapon and spellGO HOME
>>501658318I have no home… it was overrun by third worlders long ago.
>>501659512
One day, we'll return together...To our home, bathed in patches of balance and new content...
>>501660168Go back to your tranny general dsgfag
You guys hear something?
>>501634382I would but I don't even play anymore to be honest desu
>random level 80 coliseum ordeal>enter with meme giant dad clone>opponents name is all ***************>golden combatant>bkgs cold>tryhard swapping and abusing dlc items like the trishot messmer flame balls>bonk him with flame knights greatsword>across 3 matches he kills me once>he tries going for backstabs and flaming strike katar but it ends
why do dsgtroons keep posting here when they have their own gen to shit up? are they just that pathetic?
>>501662235Yeppers
>>501626317Like, 40 I think. Alright, on Monday I'll take some time off to grind out levels.>>501653183Did you play Bloodborne? You'd probably like it >>501645993 blood drunk hunters and all that... Also drinking blood like that will give you a stomach ache/scratchy throat.
>>501660168Every game is destined to become the seedbed for third worlders. The first worlders time in souls games is ephemeral. Queen of the Night. >>501661018Nothing… for not a single soul is alive. We are disconnected, soapstones and archstones broken. The fire fades and the lords go without thrones. >>501662285>>501662235Yeppers. We’re playing meta rp of invading generals.>>501660483…famous last words
>>501662432GoodYes, but I never beat it, I stopped before gehrmanI wasn't the one drinking it so I wouldn't care
>Go back to your tranny general dsgfag
when's the /dsg/+/erg/ peace treaty fc
0 elden ring pve rl300 character 1 shooty game2 drinke dark souls 2 dlcs4 clean the dust off my ps4 5 noita 6 kenshi7 dark souls 1 8 dark souls 2 mundane build because i hate myself9 dark souls 3 invasions
>>501663791We already have those sometimes, you just don't know
>>501663791Bro we already had so many fcs in erg with dsgniggies lmaoBRO YOU WERE IN THE ERG FCS IM GONNA RAPE YOU STUPIDAND I WA S IN ONE OF TGE MORE RECENT ERG FCS IM OH MY GOD YOURE DYMVER THAN TGE GUY WHO THOUGHT BIDENT WAS A MADE U0 WORD
>>501664086nuh uhI haven't brought the Perfume Jeegnome to erg
>>501664218Awful build btw im gonna bring endure pata if i ever see y with that fatfuck 2fps build law of causality + perfume r2 spam true combo into 1fps for everyone tag team when
>>501664359*endure R2s your gpu*Soom™
FC tonight?
>>501665229Sure I'd be down. Around what time?
>>501653485don't "what?" me, lady
>>501663791we're all shitty casuals and you guys are all sweaty retards so I don't think it would go great
>>501665373Like 3 and a halfish hours from now maybe? Give or take
>>501665728But I don't understand
>>501666174self-harm is cringe. what don't you understand?
>>501666064Sounds fine by me
>the vast majority of pvp ecelebs absolutely despise the game yet keep playing it because their income depends on it>steelovsky is on a meltdown mode permanently
>>501666550I like how their viewers accept that it's pretty much ragebait but they keep wathcing
>>501666275What anout it is cringe, and why would you care?
>>501663629What about the dlc? It's From's best.And idk, that's just what comes to mind when the idea of drinking blood comes up. Plus I suck at dream interpretation. Why would someone be blackmailing you? Some kind of sordid past??
>>501666792>What anout it is cringe"wooow look at me I cut myself, I'm so dark and tortured, won't someone please give me attention"self-harm is pathetic>why would you care?I want the best for all /erg/ anons, including you
>>501667031Your words fall on deaf ears
>>501666805I think I like cheated to kill ludwig after fighting him for awhile to like get his just because I wanted to beat the game with his sword, then killed Maria and stoppedI had previously gotten up to the gehrman fight and that's when I went into the dlcIt was about politics because I was threatening to purposefully split the vote by running as the party and saying that I was still the party (enauring theyd lose) unless they nominated me the candidate
>>501667124I'm not surprised, but I am saddened
>>501667031It's not fir attention, you're the one who like brought it up and asked about it, I haven't brought ut up at all You dont
>>501667124What?
>>501667365what does your family think about your self-harm?
>>501667506See?
>>501667646Go backNow
>>501667646>>501667882
>>501667882*does a 360 and walks away*
>>501667568I know I don't have a snowball's chance in hell of actually changing her, but it doesn't hurt to try
>>501668864>>501668946>>501668281>>501667882>>501667646dsg uhhh so weird
>>501668946What? I'm saying see in that like you're the one bringing it up
>>501669273oh my badbut whatever, there's no point to this conversation. you are too stubborn to changeyou never showed me a picture of your scars though
eyvehr sin gle ekd buir bvasiub us hyst a bn awfyk cabcer fest of item and magic spawm for like thirty minutes before one side buckles
>>501667202That's fair, Ludwig's sword is the best. The area after Maria is really cool. If you want help beating her some time.That's pretty devilish. No idea what it could mean but it sounds like an interesting dream. I used to have nightmares as a kid about vampires trying to kill me in my house. Pretty obvious what those were about, in retrospect...>>501668946Why do you want to change her at all?
https://youtu.be/A2k2JnTPlLQ
What do you think Marika's speech was?Ranni: I do solemnly swear. To every living being, and every living soul. Now cometh the age of the stars. A thousand year voyage under the wisdom of the Moon. Here beginneth the chill night that encompasses all, reaching the great beyond. Into fear, doubt, and loneliness… As the path stretcheth into darkness. Miquella: I hereby swear. To every living being, and every living soul. Now comes the age of our eden. A thousand year voyage guided by compassion.What was Marika's statement you think? The same confession and promise that she left with the grandmother? I know the First church of Marika has her saying "Put the giants to the sword and confine the flame atop the mount. Let a new epoch begin. An epoch glistening with life. Brandish the Elden Ring, for the Age of the Erdtree! ", but this is much less informal than the other two, and if Godfrey was already Godfrey and not Hoarah Loux, then the age of the Erdtree had already begun, and the gate already used
>>501672569>I swear to be as sublimely thicc as possible. Now comes the age of my milkers.
>>501672776She would not have said that and that would not be what Fromsoft would go with
>>501672569Pointless to ask when we'll never get a concrete answer
>>501672830Who cares? I want Queen Marika the Eternal to use my face as her throne
>>501672853That's part of the fun of the lore. Finding answers that are more likely than others. It's like real history. We'll never have answers to many questions, but it's still interesting to try
>>501673024
>>501669426See?
>>501673526Okay but now post the Miquella version. That Empyrean bussy is mine and mine alone
>>501673526built for bwc
>>501673801Needs spankings.
>>501673805I'm not gay, but there's no refusing Godfrey's berserker tendencies
>>501673717okay fine I admit defeat, self-harm is still stupid though. I hope your scars don't look too bad>>501673805built for btc
>>501673526>now It's my turn~Alright then.
>>501674208>THE DEPTHS OF YOUR HORNINESS
>>501673997That's fine, he can take it. Needs correction after abandoning Trina anyway
>>501674060I'm not saying I'm uncomfortable with you talking about it, I'm saying that you saying its for attention is retarded when you're the one bringing it up
>>501674386you still haven't given a reason for doing it other than "it feels better than not doing it"oh whatever who cares
>>501673024We all do.>>501673029This guy gets it
>>501674523What's a reason to not do it then that isn't just your preference?
>>501674298Yes. And some more for being a bad boy.
this is just a /trash/ thread
>>501674523cuttin feels good
>>501674593inflicting pain is considered by most people to be a bad thing, so normal people, me included, think it's a bad thing to hurt yourselfhonestly maddy I'm not a fucking therapist, so ask them why it's bad to cut yourself
>>501674736I dont get how he doesn't get the idea of doing something that feels not bad
>>501674803You masturbate which is also a bad thing but imprives your mood in the moment, right?You don't have to say thatAlso playing elden ring itself is a good exampl3, videogames are escapism that isn't good for you, right?
>>501674962masturbating is not a bad thingplaying video games is a form of entertainment, it's not necessarily escapism unless you have an unhealthy obsession with it
The Ring....it is Eldie...
I want to do unholy things to Miquella's ass.
>>501675996I want to do unholy things to Madison.
>>501676095You don't have to say that
>>501675996>>501676095like?
>>501675996that's gay though
>>501676648Real fucked up things, like kissing her or even having lovey-dovey sex with her. But also normal things like choking her until she passes out and cumming in her unconscious body.
>>501676648SPANKINGS
>>501676315you didn't respond to me, sweetie >>501675119
>>501677282There's not really anything to say?
>>501674803Pain isn't the same as harm. Things that are painful to some people are pleasurable to other people. Think of all the people that eat really spicy food and love it, while others recoil in fear or disgust at the idea of someone intentionally doing that to themselves.If there's no permanent damage aside from superficial scarring, what does it matter? There's worse things a person can do to themselves.
>>501677486you know what? you're right, I'm never going to change your mind. hope you have a nice night, sweetie
>>501677761It's just talking not a formal debate, you don't have tobput that much stock in it, we just disagree about whether those things are healthy or not, I think all 3 of those things are equally as healthy/unhealthyLike >>501677494, I don't consider it any worse than playing GOTT of 2022, Elden RingPlus glass houses with the stuff you said before, stuff that doesn't break the skin is still pain, right?
I want Malenia to enfold me in her wings
>>501678728You will catch scarlet rot
>>501676095MADDY ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY MADDY
>>501679786You don't have to say thatThat's not even how the song goes, it's Annie
>>501679786Plus he says the first part twice
Boss!
Arcane just isn't for me.
>>501656459If it's any consolation; dark souls weapons are just weapons from demons' souls.
elden ring is a babysitting game
>>501661747>he tries going for backstabsBackstabs in pvp stopped being a thing by ds3.
>>501663791There can be no peace until Souls MMO.
>>501680672Elden Ring isn't a Souls gameEither way though, you want an MMO? From Fromsoft? With Fromsoft Netcode?
when do invasions get fun
>>501680852No....
>>501681148why does everyone mash out of hitstun
Madison is not real
>>501681221PanicIt took me two years to realize that yoy can just like wait and then get out of it when it's safe
>>501676315I'm going to fucking rape you bitch
>>501681315You don't have to say that
>>501681445Are you up for fc in about an hour?
>>501678581>Plus glass houses with the stuff you said beforeI was in a bad mood and I was being edgy and hurtful, I'm sorry for making you hurt yourself then>>501681585NTA but yeah
>>501677005I do that to my wife.
I just had to kill 4 people to get the host.
>>501680847>Elden Ring isn't a Souls gameYou know what I mean.>With Fromsoft Netcode?They'd need to rework things. The focus would need to be a more seamless Multi-player experience. Which would be easy to do with more streamlined instances and pvp battlegrounds.Dungeons more queueable, you can stay in the same group even if you die. Get rezed either by a spell or when your team makes it to the next checkpoint, which also refreshes everyone stats and supplies, invaders too if they're present. If the team wipes just respawn at the last checkpoint. Bosses drop a pool of loot with a % chance. BoE and BoP items, market, etc, etc.
>>501682648>fs reworking netcodelol
>>501675996>>501677053>>501674630
>>501683068Cute.
Just had a 30 min invasion of a host and phantom refusing to move so I killed both of them
>>501684243sorry bro
FC time?
>>501687006let's gooooI'm ready for 2/4
>>501687345if i join itll be 3/4 lmao
>>501687531Your time to shine
>>501687694bro we have 3 ppl
>>501687937We can get more peopleAnd besides we have 2 right now
>>501688046fine. time for the eternal 3/4
visions of 3/4 ahead...
Three/FouahJoin, it'll be fun
4/4
where's the fourth guy
>>501687694still open?
>>501688603that mightve been me i got connection error
>>501688669Yes but we have 4 people, I can sit out though
this is laggy as hell
>>501688808nah don't worry, I'll just peek in to see who still hasn't found something better to do with their timeprobably dsggers lmao
Okay, requeue
3/4 rn
>>501687694Is there room for a sixth? Sorry I know I said I would join but I had a really long day and passed out sleeping
>>501689107Oh I wasn't queuing because >>501688669
>>501689107>>501689153booting up right now
I FUCKING HATE BACKSTAB WHIFF
can't believe I got an elden stars kill, did a whopping 10 damage
Hey i'm pretty sure we have 6. Also someone reported my profile picture and steam removed it lol
Eating spicy food while playing is causing me pain because I keep having to drink mid fightWanna see if we can get 6/6 real quick?
>IT'S ALL NAMES I DONT RECOGNIZEHOLY SHIT ITS A NEW ERA????DESOLATE BUT NEW???
2/6 and im assuming 4/4 ongoing.
>>501681315I get that feeling too. Not that it isn't a real person, just that she's not who she claims to be. But hey, that's crazy, right?>>501678848So? I'm used to it. Besides, I'm sure we could shave off enough unalloyed gold from one of her prosthetics to make a needle
jesas i don't miss this dogshit netcode
>>501690112That's rudeYeah but that doesn't work forever like millicent
are we going to do a 6 man?
4/6(I feel like 6 will be unmanageable but let's try it)
join 4/6?
>>501690318it's vanillaeverything is unmanageable, the fact that any of you are still playing is impressive
5/6 now
6/6Yay
>connection error occurredIM CUTTING
>>501690468probably one and done for me, i'm remembering why i stopped playing in the first placeyou guys have fun tho
connection errorwhatever, I'm out
Of course
>A connection error occuredFuck me goddamnit
connection error BRAVO fromsoft
>>501690514>>501690526Plleadsree just let us get 1 6/6 please?
2/4 since one anon left>>501690619I'll try again for 4
fuck you miyarzaki u cunt ass bitch
Are we doing 4 or 6 man now?
STICK TO ONE LOBBY GOD DAMMIT
>>501690851People lefttttt>>5016907984If there's 5 people I'll abstain for a bit
silly 2/4
3/4
Tell me if it gets stuck on 3/4
I'm gonna go piss have fun in 4/4 hopefuilly
man this dragon katana has got such an ugly sheathe
4/4 isn't real
>Controller out of batteryAre you fucking kidding me. Sorry I won't be able to play after this one
>>501691881I'll take your place!
my fuckign sides
>>501691916Sure thing. It's been a shit night honestly, long day at work to being late to the FC and now my controller is dead
>>501692328It's okayIf you want and have time later after this, we can just like duelIf not there's always next tine
>>501692328Actually, if you havr a USB a to USB c cord, it should work just likr actively if like you plug it in actually with the game and that eyeti doesn't need to be charged
>>501690468CUTE
>>501690223I'm sorry. Guess you could say I have trust issues. It's no excuse for being rude, just an explanation Why wouldn't it work forever? It doesn't need to be forever, anyway - just for life...
>>501692932Just come and find me then?Yeah but the end of life is when the needle stops working
>>501692452I think we should leave it for next time. I appreciate it however>>501692530I do have one but it's too short to game with, I should really buy a longer one
Thwee/Fouah?
ggs im done for the night
>>501689656Is elden stars good for anything, at all?Lots of FP, long cast time, low damage, etc.
>>501693632Ohh okiAnyone else wanna join or are we dome for tonight?
>>501693632You NEVER FUCKED WITH THE ALABASTER LIKE I DID
>>501693652its good for gankers and setting up a combo of 2hu projectile spamif you start an arena or invasion with elden stars + like as many other fucking spells as u think, something will hit since its all staggered
Man I wish arena teams were a thing. Every time I've tried 4 it takes way too fucking long to ever be worth it. 6 just never happens. At least duels are basically an instant queue.Arenas need to award more than just ranking, idk. I just fucking wish I could get more pvp than just duels and invasions.
>>501693652as far as I can tell, no
Anyone wanna Duel? Or do just 2 person combat ordeal?
>>501693992>>501693632It was fun!
>>501694207yep. til next time.>>501693769forbidden timesgod why the fuck was gravitas so fucking slow back then
>>501694586Fromshart was too afraid of cool ashes being good rip gravitas ss r1 combo from dollfag
>>501690318she dresses just like me
Im not madison btw
>>501694889>>501695017nigga shut up
>>501694889h-hey, wanna go out and be my pc fc gf?
>>501694889>>501695017hi gemmy
>>501695017You dont havebto say that
>>501694802gravitas is like a mid zone now tbdesu... iron cleaver gravitas KINO.also it has some poise and uhh yeah there's nothing really good about it otherwiseit kills invisible dung beeetles goodalso rip dollnig, he's in heaven playing minecraft with pooper
>>501695091bye I have the best boyfriend in the world>>501695293botman moment
>>501695597I'll 1v1 him
>>501695384Gravitas would be above average if they didn't patch out ranged WAs applying weapon buffs
>>501695293did you have fun in the fc?
Is the fc dead?
>>501695863ehhhh EHHH
>>501696383I miss my mundane build so much
>>501695945Yeah
>>501695891Yeah but I wish it lasted a bit longer but Im happy we could at all
Arenas should be queueable anywhere in the world and not just at the roundtable.
>>501693348Why should I find you when you already know where I am?Yeah, so what do I have to worry about? I'll be rotting when I die anyway
>>501696560I'm happy when you're happy. I want to protect your smile.
>>501696859What?
>>501696760yes.
>>501696760True
https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6398706-glemp
>>501696760IVASIONS ARE QUEUEABLE FROM ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD EXCEPT BELLUM HIGHWAY AREA FOR SOME REASONCOWARD PIG DOG
>>501697467I didn't say they weren't.
>>501681745It was fine though, why would I care?
>>501697719I care, it was not a good thing to do
>no fc 'ebmsrancid 'lub
>>501698356It was kind of a lagfest, there wasnt much to show off even if it was fun, so I didnt bother recording
>>501698219How not?
>>501697613THE WORLD IS THE REAL ARENA AND THE ARENA IS A BABY CRIB ON WHCIH BABYES ARE CRADLED THUSLYHENCEFORTH YOU ARE THE LOWLY BABY MAN Verification not required.
>>501698709Real men do both. You probably only do invasions because you rely on some gimmick that only works on plebs and wouldn't hold up in the arena.
Only in a fantasy game could a woman like this be an incel
>>501699138>480x599you should never be allowed to post again
I started using nagakiba + moonveil instead of DMGS for my int build. Much better.
>>501699448?
>>501699323gay + weeb
Rape madison aka mermaidtard, your body my choice
>>501699665You dont have to say that and no one mentioned mermaids but you
>>501699665qrd on mermaidtard?
>>501699138>>501699448also heres the correction res you stupid dumb fuck
>>501699527>R2 poke>L2 unsheathe with rellana's cameo>rellanas twin moon for tight quarters invadingLots of kills lately
>>501699758disinfo campaign on Noxy's latest obvious thread character
The amount of faggots in these threads is shockingly high.
>>501699743your general, my choice
>>501699758Basically>Ranni fated to be a successor candidate to marika>doesn't like this>makes plan where she steals rune of death and kills her brother>she kills herself at the same time>brother gets stuck half dead, his body being a giant mermaid creature taht keeps growingWe dont know if he was a mermaid before dying
>>501699878I'm not saving that you literal drooling mongoloid retard. Kill yourself alongside the other LGBT monsters.
>>501699939it's a late stage vg general for a game abandoned by its makers, the only who remain are the horny the ornery and the handful of jesters enjoying free entertainment at the expense of the former teo
>>501700002thanks maddie
>>501700184You dont have to say that
>>501700345You are both red, why are you fighting!
>>501700409
>>501700591Why is he not helping kill the Host of Fingers? Makes no sense
>>501700771red man bad
>>501700409You wouldn't get it >>501700771*Host
>>501701123But he's also red>>501701125I know I dontAnd what? It's Host of Fingers yeah thats what I just said
>>501701187>But he's also redhes a sheep in wolfs uniform
>>501701187No, just Host.
>>501701334I will launch the game now yo prove you wrong
>>501701397Estus BonfireBlueInvader Host Phantom
I stil call them blood echos
>>501701525>>501701334>>501701125?
>>501701873I'm sorry you started with Eldog
>>501701923I didnt, I started with Dark Souls 1 a couple months before elden ring came out but never beat it, Elden Ring is the only Fromsoft game that Ive beat because it doesnt become not fun
Wow
>>501696980How am I supposed to find you?
>>501705179Thats kind of up to you, isnt it?
>>501699939Last drop since you joined
>>501706242I guess so. It's not much much of an invitation when I have so little information about you to go on
>>501693652it's great
I wanna spank Miquella. How to cope with such a specific lust?
>>501710694femboys on grindr I guess
>>501710761I tried, but I'm not dominant enough to spank anyone IRL.>fapTried. It comes back.>touch grassTried too.
>>501711014>not dominantbecome the gf that gets spanked
>>501711292Tried that. Enjoyed it a lot.
>>501709207Thats what makes it fun, right? Like thats the equivalent of wanting to just have someone give you all 110 levels to get up to 150
>>501711508gay!
>>501681745dont act like it wasnt deserved>>501698219and dont fucking back down now
>>501600286Miquella just used her and threw her away.
>>501712876Thats his right to do so
>no dancer classWasted potential
>>501715892what would the starting stats and equipment be?
>>501716116A pole and a bikini.
i think i fucked up something there are 2 sellens in my world: i can talk to one but there's another one chained up in weeping peninsula
>>501716116Bloody Helice, Misericorde, Milady, Nox Flowing Sword, Varré's Bouquet, Petal Whip, Obsidian Lamina, Perfume Bottles, Poleblade of the Bud
>>501717439Can you rape the chained up one?
>>501717439I'm not certain how you're interacting with 2 but canonically there are 2 Sellens. The tied up one is the true one. The other's a projection.
>>501717439*sip*Back in my day, you see this, day "that's weird" then keep progressing through the game and eventually figure it out. Now you just post about on the internet and get an answer instantly. Gamers these days just ain't same...
>>501718139Boc tuah
>>501718139>progress through the game and figure out>beat the game have no fucking idea what's actually occurred>watch lore videos on yt
>>501711574It was a girl so it's okay.
*pours acid inside Madison's pussy*
>>501724268You don't have to say that plus what is the point of that
IT'S CLUBBERING TIME
>>501727464Marika deathbed companion?
>>501727773Yes.
POOPA ARE YOU OKAYARE YOU OKAY POOPA
>>501600286Crimsontear pill me on twinblades for pve
>>501731637what?everything works in pve
>>501731741Stop lying, fag.
>>501732264
>>501732264they suck dont use them
>>501731637put bleed or frost on them and proceed to win
>>501727225The purpose of destroying your pussy with acid would be to make you unlovable, thus mine and mine alone.
>>501711559Yeah, it's just frustrating after learning you were apparently willing to post your ID. It won't look good for me to be trying to track down a woman from the internet who said she wanted to be raped to death and who I offered to help do self harm on
>>501737428So?
>>501735950I dont really think thay more is needed for that, I don't think I'm loveable already but that is a sweet idea
MADDY ARE YU OKAYAE YOU OKAT MADDY
>>501738538No
Ancient Dragon Senessax more like Ancient Dragon SenesSEX
>>501738397You are so cute....
whats ur favorite way to play eldne ring?
>>501739247For the first time
God so much in elden ring pisses me of it feels like some weapons just don't fucking synegrizes properly>want to use deaths poker on a death / mage build>has weird scaling so the physical damage is literal ass unless you ramp up dex to 45 and strength decently high then two hand it but if you don't invest in int the ash of war does lousy damageLike seriously how the fuck do you use this under level 200 trying to hit like 40 / 60 int to get good damage on it
>>501740701You don't.FUCK YOU
>>501740701well you see...you fucking dont.
80INT build here. What ash of war would be best to put on nagakiba?
>>501742614the one that deals damage
>>501742806Cmon man...
>>501742969Use that 80 Int, dumbass
>>501742614be creative
>>501742614What's a nagakiba?
>>501743084Kill yourself
>>501743642Here comes the Airplane!
>>501743784LMAO gee I hadn't thought of magic unsheathe with rellanas cameo before, wow you're so smart
>>501743924so.......
>>501743924
>>501743989Wow so smart!
>>501743924Try moonveil instead with that
>>501744690Why? Moonveil's length is ass and the L2 is easily dodged.
>>501744774What planet are you living on
>>501744774Because it's fun? Also I disagree with both of those thinfs
>>501744958Ass compared to nagakiba, yes.
Is there a tetsubo in Elden Ring?
>>501742614>80 int>using anything that isn't a staveYou're doing it do wrong.
>>501739247With a controller.
>>501745018..............
>>501740701>death mageEntirely for style. Same goes for every other school of magic besides glintstone and carian. Gravity can be okay on some builds, but I never use it.
>>501742614Just use DMGS and carian shield
>>501748040No. Moonveil main with staff in offhand. God damn y'all are stupid.
>>501749650Staffs are useless on an INT build, retard
>>501749750Delete this right fucking now.
>>501749750>invade>fags get close>rellanas twin moon em all to deathez win
Malenia posts thinspo online despite not being anorexic because she thinks it's funny
>>501751736what the fuck is thinspo
>>501751817Thinspiration
>>501751817you missed the whole anorexic teenage white girl thing where they post extremely skinny photos and aim for that in life
>>501752067does she really do that?
>>501752670idk about malenia but girls in general do it
>>501752067apparently I did?
I have no idea how to fight against whipsLike I know they're not supposed to be great but my brain just turns to mush trying to figure out how to fight someone that has one
I thought some people were dumb for complaining about Malenia's second phase being nude in the base game because it was clearly trying to say something artistic about godhood rather than being coombait but now I'm suspicious since the other scene where they showed a newly-awakened god who happened to be male this time they instead had him magically spawn a new set of clothes for his new body
>>501753782Don't underestimate its range. Attack is slow, though. Most of them are poisoned/bleed.
>>501751736malenia would never, she's a warrior and would want a healthy amount of muscle on her stomach, thighs, and upper back to help her swing that giant sword.
>>501753782be careful of the range.be careful of the r2rush them down
New favorite weapon: Arcane brick hammer>low requirements>obtainable quickly>A in arcane scaling, B in strength>fast, powerful, good stance breaking
What now?
>>501758354fapping
>>501758590Why?
>>501758965feels good to cum
close the general already
>>501759040It doesnt
>>501759126Do you think that consumable ranged weapons like kukris still have a place now that there's so many infinite use ranged options?
>>501759126>>501759267yes more ammo for the war of attrition
>>501759267No.
>>501759520What do you mean?
>>501759713Playing dumb doesn't look good
>>501759595What ways do you think that Fromsoft could balance it and make them have a place?
>>501759713throws 99999 daggers at youand then 9999 poison daggersand then 9999 fan daggersand then 9999 kukris and then 9999 potsand then 99999 hefty potsand then 999999 those other potsand then 9999 fire coils9999 glinstone scrapsetcetcetcetc99999 arrows
>>501759761What? I'm asking like for you to elaborate, I'm not sure I understood but I don't want to say "Did you mean X?" I wanted to like give an opportunity to say
>>501759267also fromsoft is clearly not trying to make a game where everything has a special niche that cant be replacedthey have ten billion shields and weapons more than half of which are direct downgrades even though you can find them later in the game.fs has always been about, hey this looks cool bt might be dogshit but i'll use it because it fits the aesthetic of my character and idc if it handicaps me
>>501759869OuchieThat makes sense, like extra little bits that don't have stat requirements
>>501759126Make original content dummy
>>501760069I do, but the 900 coomers make it impossible for anything to happen here.
>>501760025True, I know that in the back of my mind, but I've said before that they should have less weapons and just making them more distinct but I guess I didn't really think about how that would also change and hurt the aesthetics of if you're trying to make a theme
>>501760189Why do you constantly swap between capitalization and lower case?
>>501760189Ah shit I am one of the coomers. I consider porn original content also. Do you have any talents? Art, writing, etc.
>>501760230Also i don't think a lot of playtesting goes into these games desu. They throw a lot of shit in from the previous games and maybe the reason is just that they think ppl will miss using certain items/they might be useful for the early game/look cool etc
>>501761356Check the credits for where playtesting was outsourced to.
>>501763029>outsourcedso pajeets or something?
>just found out fromsoft is a asian studio
Since I know a lot of people hate reading, and since some here wanted me to do it, I turned that critique of SotE I wrote into a video. Let's see how that goes.
>>501767813I'll give it a watch if you ever link it. I don't midn reading either
>>501767813Do you have a link? I lost link to vlog
>>501768102Original: https://medium.com/@catalogstr33t/skabudi-skibidi-the-dlcs-shitty-ba84fdcf5394Video version: https://youtu.be/N7-GEmTyzY4?si=lk0KdXEvTkO5z6Ju
Marika's Soreseal is just Messmer's false eye
>>501769986Oop
>>501770103If Messmer's eye is to keep the Abyssal serpent at bay, what is/was the soreseal for?
>>501767813>>501769986shalom mister goldstein!
>>501769986Unfortunately I don't have enough time to entirely finish he video but>remove softcaps Based
>>501770341>If X is for Y, what is X for?YX is for Y
>>501770449grimthese are the posters we have now huh
>>501770875But I mean why would she make like extra copies of it? Like miquellas needle was for like keeping away the scarlet rot and curing it, Messmer's seal was lije for the abyssal serpent, so like was the soreseal that you find for a different entity? Or just like a backup?
>>501769986>a gameplay mechanicCall me when someone makes the great YouTube breakdown explaining to normies how SOTE's story is garbage.
>>501771054>how SOTE is garbageFIFY
>>501771054What story? Whomp whomp
>>501771054Honestly, it basically doesnt have a story. You show up and fight a bunch of random nonsense until you find Miquella and kill him because youve killed everyone else up to this point so why stop now. Even the base game was better than that.
>>501770449/pol/tards just cant help yourselves can you
>>501771012just a backup presumably they aren't exclusively for the serpent any outer God's influence can probably be sealed away with her Soreseal >then why not give one to Malenia?because the writers didn't really think about the implications
>>501769986why are you jewish
>>501771886Im not, but making Muslims, Communists Nazis seethe is funny.
>>501771981*and
Me with Dane's Foortwork.https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/59/Soldier_sf12_taunts12.wav>>501771886He is a libtard.
>>501769986I'll give it a look. I have a massive headache and I'm sick but I'll see if i have any criticism. >that bit about caelid in the very beginningIt's almost got that like ds1 graveyard feel where you hit a massive wall and you realize you should turn back for now. It's a bit weird I guess, but not surprising for fromsoft.>explorationyeah i mean this is an issue with basegame elden ring, aside from finding certain gear, you explore to kill. and like u said you explore to get runes to level up, which goes into the whole scadutree fragment issue and level scaling etc etc. I think fromsoft isn't willing to change up their dlc formula. every souls dlc is aimed more or less towards a finished character, as the bosses and enemies will be pretty challenging, and to me it comes off as giving the player a sort of second minigame where you feel just as vulnerable despite having all of your toys from the basegame. scadutree fragments are pretty much bloat + fromsoft trying to experiment with the idea of a mostly isolated dlc as its own thing. (wha tthe fuck scadutree fragments are just the giant souls from ds2 but for the entire dlc). I'm not really turned off by how the dlc is disconnected in a gameplay sense desu, but I think scadutree fragments are pretty lame. Not sure if I agree with your idea to remove the softcaps, but I'm not against it either. But yeah sote is just fromsoft doubling down on their ideas of a dlc. so difficult, the peak of difficulty in their game, and you lose any sense of power fantasy that you might have gained throughout the basegame-- whether or not elden ring is supposed to give the player that feel is debatable probably. Everything on the player end begins to plateau here. Also imo the deflect tear is fs admitting that they were confused with what game they were making lmao.
>>501773713That said, I think the lack of focus in elden ring is also fs trying to combine all their games and giving the playee the most options
sharten shiting being openworld really kills my drive to play it TO BE HONEST teebeeh
>>501775365Why do you play it anyway then?
>>501775415ermm....
>>501775559Huh!? But if you dont play it why post here?
>watching randomizer race>Aggy tries to Vow of the Indominatable through Rykard's phase 1 shockwave attack>The hitbox lasts for so fucking long that he gets clipped by it after the spell wears offGod damn watching randomizers like this really exposes how retarded Elden Ring bosses are, if you can't muscle your way through the content with ash summons or billion-damage buffmonsters, so much of the content feels like complete ass to clear.
>>501775857Aggy always chokes....
>>501776376I bet he chokes on parky's muff
>>501776497Aggy is FtM, it could go either way
I am playing Version 1.0 of Elden Ring and I have already beaten some other updated version a year ago.What should I try for an build? I have beaten Godrick with the Reduvia and haven't leveled anything other than Vitality a bit. Should I do a faith build or an Int build with the Moonveil?I am sort of scared for the late game where the harder bosses come into play...
>>501777793Moonveil int
>>501777793There are only 3 types of worthwhile weapons in Elden Ring>Big dicked STR bonksticks that can pancake trash mobs and stagger lock big mobs and bosses>Things that apply bleed, frost, or rot>Beamswords that shoot ExcaliblastsIf your weapon doesn't fit into at least one of these three categories, you're stuck in the L2 cuck cage to temporarily force it into one of these three classes. So whichever weapon you've currently got that fits into these classes, build around that.Also, if it's a regular weapon instead of a somber weapon, you're basically stuck with that weapon until the last 20% of the game because of how stingy the game is with upgrade mats. Hope you like it.
>>501777793Dumb whore will die alone and unloved and unhappy
>>501778051you need a hug
>>501778196I'm just saying what will happen to that character
>>501779093that's what happened to me.
>>501779416You aren't died, liar
>>501779776oh right
Congratulation!
>>501738280So I've already got feds watching me cause they think I'm a potential serial killer/rapist/terrorist threat and looking for any excuse they can find to say it's justified. Or is that the whole point? Like my sister moving to the same place as me, without me knowing, just so she can tell people I followed her. Make the lie appear to be true.>>501738397Don't say that about yourself.
>>501782923I dont really see the relevance. That said like dont if you don't want to, obviously do whatever. Also remember fc tomorrowIt's not like it's not true though?
>>501783708Yep, them there are cats...
>>501782923You're accomplice of the death of /erg/ at least.I'm with the feds.
>hit someone once with a 80 STR 2h GUGS>1000+ damagewew
>>501785669never played, is that a lot or a little?
>>501786680>never playedWhy are you here?
>>501787160
>>501787258>>501532672
>>501787319they sent me back here
>>501787846Is your brain developed?
>>501787601Youre confusing to meI was going to offer to drop you the runes consumabke and smiting stones if you wanted but like didn't know if you wanted to like do it the "right" way, would you like me to? Because like most of the stuff I want isn't compatible with love? Would you accept your wife wanting to be raped to death or would you view that as threat to relationship and get a divorce if you didnt want to do that? None of my views or how I am are compatible with actual connections, which I'm fine with but it's not not true. I just play videogames and don't really get intimate with people
>>501785491That's like saying a passenger on the Titanic was an accomplice in it's sinking because they helped fund the voyage. Pretty much every blog post I made (that didn't get deleted,) got like 5 replies at most and half of those were telling me to fuck off. I keep the trip on so people can filter me when I respond to anyone actually interested enough to ask in the first place. Don't blame your failed operation on me you god damn pencil pusher! Am I being detained??
>>501769986I really don't think you need to remove softcaps or anything, just make the scaling start at about 80-90% of endgame base scaling (so around Mohgwyn Palace with the highest base game area being the Haligtree) and end at about 120%. This is what prior DLCs did, and they were as big relative to their base games as SOTE was to Elden Ring (that is, about 1/4 the size). The entire Scadutree system is a completely unnecessary solution to a nonexistent problem and is obviously just there for bloat.
>>501787601Take your meds you fucking psycho
>try out the elden ring expansion mod>its wildly unbalanced>all the dialogue is scuffed and shit because some ESL pajeet wrote it>half the features are broken, because some ESL pajeet programmed it>check the comments>most unhelpful troubleshooting ever>he turned comments off on his second modsucks because some of the magic is actually pretty cool
>>501793809I have not heard of that mod in my life
>>501793917its only a few months old, so, makes sensehttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenring/mods/6247?tab=description
>>501794628Wow...
>>501794895yeah, its got neat ideas, but even it's just got too many problems for me to suggest anyone else play itlike the idea of teaming up with sellen to kill rennala is kinobut the actual fight itself is ASS because she has a bunch of adds in the fight that spawn in at once including carian knight moongrum, the red wolf of radagon, two twinhead sorcerors, a lazuli sword sorc, and herselfyou cant summon spirit ashes and if sellen dies you immediately get booted back into your world
>>501795579For me I wouldn't be able to take any of it seriously because of the>YOU BLOODY BITCH BASTARD SAARtier writing.That boss fight sounds like cancer though.
>>501739247as bad red man with two ruptured crystal tears at level 6
>>501795579Eww
>>501739247as good blue man with two other over-levelled phantoms
Should I do moonveil main hand, with carian regal scepter and magic nagakiba in offhand?
>>501799795YeppersThough in my experience like you'll end up like using the offhand sword less and less like until like you just end up solely using the staff and moonveil
>>501799795Just get more hands.
Ancient Dragon Man - The gayest character ever.
>>501800951For the last time anon, YOU getting hard because of a character makes YOU gay, not them
>>501795579>>501793809I played the sellen and fia standalone versionits very jank and doesnt play well with other mods. it'd work better if he provided CSV's, but oh wellThe magic is great though I agree, for the most part anyway. The glintstone phalanx barrage was cool and very useful, the new moon sorcery was a straight upgrade over the regular full moon, the homing crystal release is VERY useful but not overpowered, and the new comet is imo just too good. its also very boring, just being Comet, But Better(tm)I would've preferred to see something like a miniature comet azur, kind of like what the sword of night and flame has
>>501801056Blame Islam, it teaches men that it's women's faults if they get hard.
>>501788539I was talking about when you said "come find me then." Runes I can get pretty easily, smithing stones could be more difficult in the few hours I'll have to play before the FC. If I haven't gotten enough of either by the time you're posting to start it, then yeah I'll gladly take them then so I don't have to sit it out or get killed even more than I will with a leveled up character and upgraded weapons.You say that like love is something that can only happen if the people involved meet some kind of prerequisites. Have you ever been in love or just infatuated with someone and even you were surprised at how unexpected it was? Or heard the phrase "we don't choose who we love?" And yeah, if she said like how you wanted it and wasn't a actively seeking it out, I coud accept it. It's the honesty of saying it at all that means more to me in terms of the future than how she wants to die when the time comes. Also, intimacy doesn't have to be sexual or "romantic. The right person is someone you feel intimate with just playing video games.
>going by the item descriptions of the Greatsword and the Brick Hammer, having over 31 STR makes you supernaturally strongUm, no-magic purists, what do we do??????
>>501801852dexchads stay winning
>>501801946Dex is the lightning stat
>>501801056If anything he makes me even softer than usual.>a zero depth character, randomly shoehorned in>makes weird noises before the fight>you have to fight him twice because once wasn't enough for some reasonPacman is a deeper and more interesting character.
>>501801718Holy shit kill yourself and stop shitting up the thread and the earth you sore loser
>>501801718I know but Im saying like you saying that you have a weird priority where like you want to do those things but don't want people to think you're doing themDo you want them now? Im free for like a little bitNo
>>501801718
>>501787601>just send me the same picture of your ID.>all the shitposting since foreverHow on earth this isn't a perma ban. jannies do your fucking job.
>>501803773I guess the porn spam that anon was mentioning a while back mindbroke them
>>501803773Be da change you wanna see in the world, I heard theyre doubling their salaries next year
>>501801718this nigga is genuinely cooked
>>501804285How do you plan to fix him?
>>501801718>The right person is someone you feel intimate with just playing video games.Is this something you want or something you've had?
>>501678728ditto
>tripfag is an actual psychopathand retards here were defending this pest
>>501804725stop giving him attention
ahahahahahaha ergsissies..... wtf is this???
Just do your part.
I started my randomizer run as a wretch whichin retrospect is probably like a really dumb idea because now I just get my pick of whatever I want to do instead of having to deal with the initial starting equipment
>>501799795No real need for a second katana, Slicer + Piercer + Gavel is more than enough offhand melee support.Specially after the 1h katana R2s were buffed.
>>501740701Just edit regulations.bin yourself>man this ash of war is fun but it does too little damage or uses too much fp>change the numbers to my liking>this incantation scales with arcane? Nah make it scale with faith and have no arcane reqsIts that easy>but muh onlineLmoa
>>501806856>cheatingCringe.
>>501690468Cutelenia.
>>501806926Enjoy your no fun then faggotI wipe my ass with the devs balance
>>501740701If you want to play with meme weapons like the Death Stuff that require 3+ softcapped stats just make a max level character.
>>501806926You triggered the newfag.
>>501801718Do you want the smithing stones or not
>elder ring>renna the witch
>>501809997my wife
How are invasions on PC these days?I have builds from level 60 to 180
>>501810453lol
>>501810635?
>>501811557Invasions are in a bit of a bad state
>>501812193Just like everyone but me in this thread then.
>>501812610Im in a good state
>>501812193How so? I invaded for around 2 months when the dlc came out and it seemed fine
>>501813216It just takes a long time for me to get invasions and like most of the time when I finally DO invade its someone entering a boss or a gankbut thats at 166 so idk
I loooove eldie ring so so much
>>501814115Retard.
>>501814571Im not retarded, why did you say that?
>>501814115Wait ages to invade. Get shat out miles away from the host. AFK hunter summoned in 15 minutes later. Host of Fingers has begun fighting the area boss. Go back to arena out of spite.
>>501814676You can use the little finger thing to spawn closer to the hostAlso I felt so bad I was the afk hunter the other day
>friend wants to try reforged with seamless>keeps saying we're blocking each otheri dont understand, what network issue could possibly be doing this
>>501814115Just turn off boss fogs like how coopers can turn areas off
>>501812747No you're not Madi
>>501815167Yes I am and you dont have to say that
>>501814950What do you mean?
>>501814676Uhg, just got a >invade>it's a taunters tongue gank>second person invades>proceeds to do basically nothing and I have to fight everyone myself
Take the reverse invasion pill>go to a level you've already beat>turn on taunters tongue>wait for someone to invade you>pretend like you're going through the level normally and then fight themYou get to both make the other person happy for finally getting an invasion that isnt a limgrave gank or a instant boss door, and you get to have a fight within the context of a levelonly gets you 1v1s but its the closest you can get
>>501816218>You get to both make the other person happyI'm an invader and that wouldn't make me happy at all
>>501816315Whats the functional difference between fighting someone normally who their summon dies and just fighting them?
>>501816358Its a 2v1 at first instead of a 1v1. The taunted toungue doesn't have to be on to invade them but it has to be on for the 1v1. There's a chance that I kill the host first before the phantom. People that are 2v1ing play differently compared to when they are 1v1ing. If I manage to kill the phantom first, I don't know how the host will react. Maybe he'll keep fighting or run away to resummon or suicide. Once its its a 1v1, me and the host will have less flasks and hp and fp from the earlier 2v1.
>>501816753Thats fair and makes sense
>>501816789Also in 2v1's or 3v1's you can punish over confidence with things that would never work in a 1v1. For example: lightning slash. Very slow and easy to dodge, also no poise whatsoever so easy to interrupt. Using souls game(except ds2) ability to 180 right before an attack comes out, I can aim my lightning slash at the host then change direction and hit an ober confident phantom who thought he was safe just because I'm not facing him.
I want to power stance something other than Guts Greatswords, but I love the running R1 horizontal slashes. Any other big weapons with the same moveset?
>onlywaifu slopez skip
>>501817591colossal weapons
>>501817591Colossals.They have the superior paired moveset too, because the crouch L1 is much faster now.
>>501817723>>501817808Dualist Greataxes it is then, thanks!
>>501816218>>501816315I do this but I don't give a fuck about what redman wantsI do it so I can hunt him in my world. It's the closest I can get to the experience of being a ratbro outside of Dks2.
>>501808459Lol, nah. You hold on to em.
so i killed the tree sentinel as a rl1 wretch with a club, now what
>>501819207But you literally justwhat?Did you not just say you would take them?huh?
>>501819384now if you hold down ctrl alt and delete at the same time you unlock the hidden ending with a 20 minute melina sex scene
>>501819207Oh I misread you said like if tomorrow you dont have enough, okayBut yeah youll be available tomorrow/tonight
>>501819575who is this semen demen
>>501821027
>>501821313tell me her name, Madison
>>501821437You dont have to say that
>>501821454please tell me?
can someone repost the fan art of Malenia telling you to go to the gym?
>>501821640But what if I didnt know it? What then?>>501821871This one?
>>501822060Yes that one thank you
>>501822060I wouldn't believe you if you told me you didn't know
>>501822238Why not?
>hit someone wearing a full gnome suit with a sword lance R2>almost 1000 damage, without even counting the follow-up R1 true combo
>>501822238>>501822279these are very clearly anon's own selfies
Duels are too easy unless I lose
I lost
>>501819872Yeah. Post more pics
>>501824339You forgot to speccify of what, so you get Rykard Morgott toxic yaoi
I'm going through all my old footage and it's really making me want to play again but then I remember what playing online is like.
>>501822279You look just as I expected you to look
literally all they would have to do to make fire giant a good fight is flatten his arena more and make him fully destroy the trees instead of leaving shitty stumps for him to get stuck on
>>501832567They should give him a big floppy penis. It would flop around every time he rolled leaving large phallic prints in the snow. Yep...that would make the fight more interesting.
>>501832847you are not wrong.
>>501832847I think it would be cool if every character in a loincloth or other piece of revealing clothing had this feature
MADDY ARE YOU OKAYARE TOU OKAY MADDY
nyanyamewnyanyameowi cant wait to play with spirit summons today in the dlc
>>501839223is it a yeag kinda day today gemmy or what
>>501839383Ummm.. not really idk. today is a very stem oriented cis male day with a side of rot pot
>>501839662it's nyover...
>>501840203ask again ina a few weeks
why cant i do rolling attacks with my left hand weapon
>>501840570this is not ds2. small indie compnany
>>501839223>>501839383>>501839662>>501840203>>501840470>>501840602Go back to your containment general, dsgtroons
>>501840913
>>501840913>>501841471sorry sorry *cuts cuts cuts*
>>501842054wrong gen xixta
dsggers are welcome here btw
>>501600286I really hate this boss, not just because of the fight but also because of how it makes Miquella and/or Radahn into idiots.If Radahn refused to be Miquella's consort, then "Kindly" Miquella is an obsessed nut who sentenced countless people to death or worse just so Radahn would be his lord against his will and as a result made his sister's condition worse.If Radahn agreed, then Miquella is still his "compassionate" self with most everything above still applying, but now Radahn is also stupid because -- despite the fact he is going to be Miquella's lord anyway -- he attacks Leyndell at least once, possibly twice. And demands a warrior's death or something? I really have a hard time finding any reason for Radahn and Malenia to fight if he agreed.I feel it would have been better if Radahn was a choice made out of pragmatism or desperation. Maybe Miquella needed a lord who could easily crush those who would resist and Radahn, being recently dead and very resurrectable, would be an easy choice. This would at least make his decisions vaguely logical AND draw parallels to Marika and Godfrey. In this form though, "The Promised Consort" just makes the two look stupid.
>>501845097That's one of the biggest problems with Miquella's writing. Saint Trina tries making it look like he abandoned all his compassion and love but everything from Miquella suggests he's a complete sociopath long before the DLC. He compelled Mohg but never got him to stop sending Bloody Fingers and killing innocents. He's directly responsible for many atrocities. He abandoned the Haligtree of his own free will even when his men are desperate enough to suicide bomb hoping the light of their deaths lead Miquella back home. He never mentions Malenia ever and it feels like he used her and discarded her.He's also a giant idiot. He needed two people dead, Radahn and Mohg, and he flubbed both. The Needle Knights and Dryleaf Sect did nothing to help Malenia defeat Radahn. Miquella just gambled that his sister can defeat Radahn after marching an entire continent. He has additional forces and was present to heal Freyja but apparently never felt the need to mercy-kill his infected lover rather than let him suffer an agonizing diseased death across years. Then he compelled Mohg but did nothing to kill Mohg either. If he just sent one messenger back to the Haligtree, Malenia and all Elphael's forces would've swarmed Mohgwyn Palace and Miquella's plans would've been kickstarted before the game started. Miquella is the dumbest character in the game. He has all the tools he needs but is too dumb to use them.
>>501799795If you're 80INT then your staff should pretty much always be out. It's your main damage dealer.
>>501832112What? No
>>501845460But he did one smart thing. PCR is so shitty that it makes you want to drop the DLC then & there. Miquella wins because the one guy who can stop him hates the boss too much to fight it.
>>501799795>>501845514Real mages duel-wield staves
>>501817591>mfw no dual smelter sword equivalentThis DLC disappoints me again.
>>501847271Dual Fallingstar Beast Jaw feels like a setup straight out of DS2, and it's pretty strong with the crouch attack + spear talismans.
>>501845460Miyazaki realized Miquella doing a full eclispe thing would be "hack" [I disagree] so he pivotted to the retarded Radahn thing.
>>501845990What do you mean no
>The DLC was so bad the lore community implodedI'm still amazed by this.
>>501816218I would hate invading into a world being run as a fucking participation trophy. If I could tell this was the case? I'd concealing veil and go smoke weed.
>>501848874“Have it writ upon thy meager grave, felled by the lack of a Miquella ending”
>>501825329Th-thanks...>>501848874Yeah it's fucked up. Amazing to think of all lore discussion going on at the launch of the game and how intriguing it all was, only to end up here
>>501814639You don't want actual multiplayer, you just want a blank card to grief, retard. Elden Ring is a solo game first, if you want to duel, go to the arena, retard.
>>501840913Based.
>>501850924
>>501851003Didn't read lol.Go back to /dsg/.
Don't reply to itYou know who
spectral steed logic>a giant dragon - go right past it>abyssal wood - nooooo reeeee 2 scary
>>501851336You struck a nerve, the tourists are seething. Good, we don't need troons to sabo
>invade>spawn into small space right before ancient dragon man>there's host and 2 furledfags>immediately cast rellanas twin moons>host defeated
>>501851987level int and make a webm
>>501851804The madness fire can kill spirits for good. That's why.
>>50185203280 and I'll start making webms
>>501852154Then why does he join you if you become rhw lord of Frenzied flame
>invade someone's game>they have friends >"noooo how dare they be ready for my invasion, why can't I attack them while they're vulnerable and distracted?">defeat them>grab the prison director's daughter>ride into the sunsetGUISE I SWEAR IT REALLY HAPPENED I WON
>>501852237A mage raped your mom, eh?
>>501852154hornshart headcanon
They are looking at eachother
>>501600286Is there some kind of good spoiler free guide to shadow of the erdtree missables/quests?I'm looking in paste and I only see for base game there
>>501852237I always find it funny that redcels see no problems with attacking a guy already fighting a boss, but the moment the host has friends, they get offended.
>>501852581Why do you need a guide?Just play the game.
>>501852439Yes they are
>>501852627Yes, their existence offends me, so I kill them and post it here so furledfaggots seethe and get mind broken.
>>501852668But then 90% of stuff will break for me and I'll miss out
PC FC when?
>>501852756You can play the DLC again
>>501852746Funny how you don't realise how apparent your own butthurtness is.
>>501852839I'm butthurt that I killed all my opponents? K then.
Don't reply to it
dsg killed my wife
>>501852924Utterly mind broken.
>>501852906Yeah, you're butthurt. It's obvious through your homophobic reddit choice of words.You're offended that they dared resist you, so much that you lied about how you defeated them. How sad!
>>501852762Tonight
Fresh bread>>501853334>>501853334>>501853334
>>501853286Cry harder. Killing orange faggots gives me joy.
>>501852695What are they thinking abiut?
>>501853286You struck a nerve, he's crying.
>>501850465Did you want thigh pics
>>501848874people keep saying this but I don't believe it. how did it implode?
>>501845460This character is the single dumbest character in all of FROM. He has all the resources in the universe and still needs the Player to carry him. He needs Radahn dead. What does he do? He gambles that his sister (which the artbook says was black and blue before the fight so she was INJURED) can 1vs1 Radahn. He has Dryleaf Sect warriors. He has Needle Knights. Radahn dying is mandatory and yet doesn't commit all his forces and leaves him dying until Jerren does a successful Radahn Festival. He also sends 0 manpower to the Radahn Festival because if it fails then lol maybe next Radahn Festival. If the Player doesn't care for the Radahn Festival, Radahn can be living for the next hundred years in agony and cannibalizing corpses. He needs Mohg dead. He does NOTHING to get anybody at Mohgwyn Mausoleum to kill Mohg. The Player gets there with no influence from Miquella. He has Mohg compelled and even if he doesn't order Mohg off a cliff, he can compel a messenger to send word of his location so Malenia can come. The people at the Haligtree are so devoted that they suicide bomb the Player so they clearly would march and kill Mohg if Miquella asks. If the Player doesn't kill the two people Miquella needs dead for him, Miquella's plans are dead in the water. He has full power to achieve his goals but is too stupid to use his resources right. I would go as far to say Miquella's so stupid that he's scary. His hugs? The reason you die from getting your heart stolen is an aneurism from Miquella's dumbness. Why doesn't PCR summon rocks as big as Starscourge Radahn or use Cragblade? Because equipping Miquella on your back lowered his INT too low. Miquella is so stupid that he risks infecting the entire universe. Maybe Miquella's power was never compelling people, it was making everyone stupid by passing on his negative IQ and therefore Miquella seems very convincing because you're too stupefied to realize how dumb he is.
>>501861947He's so dumb....
