Previous: >>501687330Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Version 9.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v910• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
nono general
>>502020609can we rebrand to /nono/? /ink/ is irrelevant
>>502020639It's true!
>Nah I'm just tired bro>passes away
Starting with cute
>>502020839ill make a /v/ thread then
>>502021374but their mean to nono over there >:(
What if we rebranded to /woom/?
DEENZ was nice to me once...
>>502020639>three single-targets and a non-piercing backline>godlikebruh
>>502021942skill issue
>>502021668Not a bad idea...
No fatties allowed beyond this point
Total yebweyy oblivion.
Veemo game, post veemo
It is now (and always) yebby hours, post every single yebby ever.>>502021942Dapples and stringer are so much fun tho.
>>502022552
Anyone care to slim for a slom?
>>502022924Is it chalk or a blunt in her hand?
>>502023229I could schlums for a king.
>>502023354Its chalk veemo is just a cute dork after all
>>502023229Sure
>>502023229I'll salm
>>502023525>>502023646>>502023720Room going up
>>502023229Looks like the chopper is full I'll fish tomorrow then
>>502023229>>502023824Same here, was grabbing some food so I'll leave it for later.Good luck fishers.
GG slim, my power went out…
>>502025048woomy in the dark
Every wave without arrospray is a needle in my heart, oh I miss you!
>>502025048Shoot, GG for what he had!SR 3/4 if anyone wants in.
>>502025146Aerospray* I'm sorry for mispelling you! Pardon me! I'm using the AZERTY keyboard so typo like these happen! I swear!
weyyo!
>nono was ignored by the breadmakerbased
Tako!
>>502026578My wife.
>nothing clip worthy in those matches leading to my 10 win streakI played too safe...
>>502022372she would solve all my issues
ggs 1king kungs
GG's Slammers!
I wish nono would go away
>>502020560Thanks OP
>>502028162>>502028187GGs moonrunes, a, and HS Unplugged, good fishing!Took a while for this Coho to come out, and I started with a full meter, too..
You can't bring yourself to change your cephs pants.
>>502031252I tried but it felt weird.
>>502031252I do all the time, according to the fit.
>>502031252only dolphin shorts fit my woomy
>>502031252i used to use the long sweatpants but i switched to dolphin shorts one day and never looked back
>>502031252I mostly use spats in 2 and 3 but I do switch them around when it seems fitting.
My woomy doesn't wear pants
woomer
Playing horror co-op games with yebby.
My woomy wears "Female Bottoms 1 Black Bloomers Variant - A Mod for Splatoon 3." from GameBanana.
>>502031252WrongSpring/SummerWoomy get spats Veemo gets dolphin shortsFall/WinterRipped leggings
https://x.com/i/status/1856532735864586464new oth performance footage just dropped
>>502034840Both sluts.
>>502035836
>>502034075I bought my very first amiibo just for that>tummy>vagina bones>hips>superior dfc
Thirsty?
>>502040768oof
Stay warm
I like the squid sistersthey're nice
i sleep
leave the lobby if you got a negative k/d
I play tetras so it's ok if I go negative
is it a controversial opinion that 4 shouldn't introduce more idolsI feel we already hit the saturation point
>>502047060Sounds like a good idea
I have a woomy fetish.
I love Aori.
>Goo Tuber>BamboozlerMeme snipers have become my comfort weapons. It's so fucking over.
>>502048131This series would be better without idols in any capacity.
PvE and single-player destroyed this series.
>>502052054Forcing the non-stop idea of team fighting dealt the most damage. As always, I blame the nebulous e-sport mindset.There was more to Splatoon than fighting as a team of four. There were flank routes, there were little adventures you could go on. Nowadays when I look at the map schedule I see one-track hallway shit clogging up most rotations.On the flipside, the PvE is the mode that's keeping at least some level of quality.
>>502052742Salmon run being good is like putting frosting on a burnt cake. Sure, it's nice and can be a substitute for some, but it doesn't fix the main problem. The maps and specials did so much damage they just decided it's too broken to fix and left.
>>502053337Frosting can be eaten on its own, you don't need the cake to enjoy it which is why salmon run is exempt from the criticisms the base game has. The fact this general is still alive and the one thing holding it up daily is salmon run proves that it's a superior addition to the game, without it splatoon would be long dead and these threads would cease to exist
let it die
>>502055093https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzWR8SPGdwk
The woom must go on.
woomy = veemo > weyyo > yebby
>>502057338Veemos are quite possibly the most likely to ouch spam. Incorrect.
3rd kits and the rest of side order any day now
Yebby >>>>>>>> Everything.
Weyyo
>>502052054Nah, Splatoon 3's shit matchmaking did. Salmon run is unironically the only mode that got nothing but improvements from Splatoon 2.All but ONE of my losses have a sub .5 KDA player on them. All but one. I'm losing games because I get a dead weight player or two (or in some cases even three) on my team while the enemy team gets four good players.
>>502060664How about a video of the band playing the Side Order credits instead?
>>502063248>Salmon run is unironically the only mode that got nothing but improvements from Splatoon 2.and it's still the bare minimum, and considering how you get less rewards and more grinding, not sure that slight bit of new content compensates. >All but ONE of my losses have a sub .5 KDA player on them.don't forget to add that sometimes that .5 kda is you. that's important because it means that matchmaking doesn't screw you over, it uses you to screw over much better players.
>>502064093Nope, I rarely play that poorly in my games because I'm not an idiot. One of my lowest scores in a game was a 5-6 and that was still higher than everyone else on my team.
it's been 2 months and I still have post grandfest depression
it's been 2 months and I still have post final patch depression
it's been 25 years and I still have depression
It's been 30 years today since I was born and I'm still woomin.
>>502072719How fertile is Frye? How many daughters can she birth?
There’s so much art of Callie wearing a cat costume. I wonder if she was intentionally designed to look kind of catlike
>>502072719why she so ears
Sleepy
Marie doesn't wear underwear with her pijamas
>>502073617I don't want to find out, I don't want my children looking as ugly as her.
>japanese hourThese guys suck and are laggy
>>502076680True
Frye owes me sex
salm at rot?
I wish I had instant reefslider like the japs...
>>502073617I want to find out, I want my children to be as adorable as her.
>>502077701I haven't played in a couple of months but I feel like this is a good shift to get back into salmon run, is rotation in 22 minutes?
>>502078412yes
Life without Kitamura = :(Life with Kitamura = :)
>>502078445Then I can play for a while, I don't mind going with randoms if no one else joins. I hope I can fully remember how to play, my pro controller already feels weird just holding it in my hands
>win nicely>notice 2 of our players were bad eggs>don't pay attention and continue>regret I should pay more attention with what I'm matched with
>>502079134>*push chair and make her fall on her butt*
>>502078806wooms up
>>502080007Joining too, I play with /ink/ less and less ever since I start at 400 on every map and I feel bad about it... I'll do one quick match open to pass the time
>>502080272open
>>502080590Quicker than I thought, I'll wait next one
I should have grinded to evp400
>>502080834open2
I take it a bit too lightly fooling atound but our teammate may not be at our level
Gold is gold
Muffin sexo
GGs
GGs SR Crew! Comfy session
>>502083257slut
Siphoning your ceph's siphon hole
>>502078683what is this things IQ
>page 10>not bump limitwe are unironically dead. bring out the OCs
>>502102392>page 10I wanted to see if the thread would get archived
>>502102560i forgot to sage sorry
My OC is woomy and she woomies till she manmenmis.
>>502102392>spoileronly autism can save us now...
Nono please post more clips and save this thread
Let it die Let it dieLet it shrivel up and die!
>>502105415S2 night tomorrow or nah? Kinda feel like skipping this week or just take a break from doing them again.
Ah... Didn't mean to reply to the guy... Ah well!
>>502108627Sweet potatoes are disgusting, I don't get why japs are fascinated by it
i like it when people draw the woomies with a :3 face
>>502109273
>players are now spawncmaping bad teams in openHaha, man, as if this game couldn't get any worse.
>>502112369>Goes into dedicated pubstomping modes>Surprised there's pubstomping
>>502112369Shitters are leaving so more people who understand the game are playing. Spawncamping is optimal, stop sucking and don't get wiped out 30 seconds in.
>>502114121spawncamping is a bannable offense, chud
>>502114121No, as in they ignored the objective and spawn camped us for the duration of the match.
Studio version of we're so backMarina's VA also shows belly while singing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOlFw2EuxmQ
>>502114619Perfectly valid tactic in SZ other modes only needs 1 to do objective while the other 3 spawn camp.
>>502114619>playing CB open
>>502116686It was actually tower control >>502116584I bet your parents also hope you're pretending to be retarded.
Just kill the spawncampers
>>502116859I've won several modes in open by get lead then spawn camp till win.
/ink/ can't dress and now they admit they can't play for shit kek
>>502119059Lets see (you)r fashion sense and lets see (you)r win/loss rate then
>>502119059You don't play the game at all, so what does that make you?
>>502119059>pretending they aren't affiliated with /ink/That's a real kek moment. Here's your pity (You).
>[insert target name and/or group] can't [insert self proposed insult] and now they [insert weak bait] [insert acronym "lol", "kek", "lmao"]you only have yourselves to blame
>>502120550and they’ll never learn either.
>yebbies can't rise up and now they guard eggs ROFL
harmony time
shiver is a suckerhead chestlet kek
>>502122703
1king slalom?
>>502122980i could slomalomma.
>>502123045Slommerama up.
>>502122980Sure but I'll be a few minutes
>>502123240OK, (You) me again so I know when to oben.
>>502122980Joining
>>502123515Wave 3
>>502123515Opening up now.
Goji sodomizes infants.
this is my yebby
>>502126097Rare instance of straightchromia looking great.
GGs slim
ggs fsh good stuff
>>502125843Embarrassingly bad mod, yuck
>>502127372>>502127397Gold Games!
>>502127452they could stand to be a little more square, yeah.
...?
>>502127913mmhpphh
>>502114612i miss port.
>>502129959bad taste
>>502129286sex with all these cephs
>>502132538even the octos?
>>502129959I miss it too. Bobbing and weaving between the different lanes was fun.
>>502134572especially the octos
>someone in the plaza linked a youtube video about alt-right radicalization
Just a regular Big Run or a BIG Big Run? I believe it should just be BBR's from now on, unless they have more stages planed. I would love for one to be at Hagglefish.
>>502135775I hope Splatoon 4 isn’t localized. Fuck americans.
help i cant stop thinking about shiver
help I can't stop thinking about yebby
i stopped thinking
>>502137932
woomkind knew they could not change the metaso instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the balance patchesflar or fwar
Shiverchads can't stop thinking about Shiver and now they post images of Shiver KEK
there still so many retards even on splatoon who fall for the religion memeit's 2024 already
>>502140598You can still be saved.
Now that the dust has settled, who was the best tee of hee?
>>502139698>>502140206>>502141591YOU ARE ACTIVELY MAKING IT WORSE SOMEONE HELP ME
>>502137932>>502141949go to sleep frye it's past your bedtime
>>502140598He loves you
>>502141949We love veemlets, don't we folks?
>>502141949
>>502142585Yes we do
no i don't like shiver
>>502144685You don't like veemlet how can that be?
freezing shiver in a block of ice (she's definitely shivering now)
do not freeze shiver
deep-frying frye (she's definitely fryed now)
big man (he's already big, and a man)
>>502146660so you're telling me.. a frye deep-fryed this rice?
I grabbed the RM the least, maybe I that was my fault
>>502148054It's like all of your team's weapons were inferior versions of the other team'sBetter painbot, better corner attacker, better backliner, better range shooter
woomy learned about a man named Adolf Hitler in human history class today
No weapons are superior to another, they all have their niches and you're just not creative enough to see their advantage
Who's ready for the 3rd kit reveals this weekend?
>3 consecutive yebby death criesMusic to my ears
>>502147139Allegedly.
>>502151816if it happens it's not gonna be until after frosty fest
Friendly reminder that E-literfags should be drug out onto the street and shot.
>zookafag announces himself before shootingThanks...?
Friendly reminder that all E-literfags should be bent over and impregnated
>>502140598Its never to late anon
What if e-liter had to wait twice as long before shooting?
>>502154294They should get stronger tap shots and more range to compensate
>>502154294It's be a bit more fair, but the world won't be right until they remove the charge hold mechanic.
>>502051357I know it's November, but screw it, wintry muffin. :)
New charger mechanic; charge is influenced by how visible your laser is Very slow charge when facing a wall
>>502154607Cute winter muffin.
>>502154605hot take: goo tuber should be the only charger with a charge-hold
>rest of my team decimated at the first 10secUh... I can... uh... kill their carrier then try to flee but fail? Twice?
>>502127372>>502127660>>502129286Late ggsGood Zuna kill
>he brought Hydra to Flounder zoneNo... don't do that...
>>502154697The cutest winter muffin.
>>502156076woomy feet
>>502156076Callie plushie no do not drink the woomy
>>502156343/sipp/
>>502156303Veemo love woomy feet too
>>502156343
>>502156517
Bei solicits sex from minors.
who?
I don't need to get close, I don't need to pursue. Just one fizzy bombThank you lord Nogami for the reefslider buff
>>502156343>>502156517calorie
>>502157560My wife
Prank 'em John
notice how all of nono's clips are special spam or bomb spam.
It's the only kit he uses so I would imagine that he'd know how it works. It's not like aerospray itself is a great weapon to begin with.
>>502158783kill yourself >>502159094most of his posts are spam
good night /ink /
die in your sleep
>>502160626>most of his posts are spamHow rich, coming from you. Gahahaha
I decided im gonna take a break from Splatoon 2 nights till farther notice. So I apologize if you was looking forward this week.
>>502160626KYS anon calling someone else's post spam
>>502160626Pot calling kettle a nigger.
>>502160990>>502161375>>502161579A broken clock is right twice a day
1king fissings?
>>502162348ok
>>502162348I could woom for a king.
>>502162556>>502162648wyoomin
>>502159094Are you implying I play like a coward? Are you calling me a opportunistic hyena only killing preys that are weakened or with their attention taken away? That I attack their back more than I attack their front?Slanderous! As you can see in webm related, I can fight fair and square one v one with my main!
>>502161860factually wrong
>>502162783Bullying the mentally retarded isn't right.
>>502163376Least laggy japanese player
>>502162783>shark behind cover for ambush>attack them from behindYou're joking right?
>>502163753The joke is that this game rewards people playing like that
>>502164917Did you post in the wrong thread anon?
Sex with woomy
A Weyyo & a Veemo holding hands in publicLEWD cephs
>>502164917Yes. I think the other one was better but this one looks nice too.
Octolocks veemo tomboys
>nono stops posting clips>thread diesReally makes you think
GGs salmon woom!
ggs bday 1kingies
>>502167118Happy bday anon
>>502167992Thank wyoom.
Woonight /ink/
utsuback
night
>>502165245>veemo
>>502165572I have both, but I prefer the WING's version. I wanted another one just because.
>>502171734utsucrack
>>502140598You can never be a woman, but you are always beloved of Jesus Christ.
>>502140598Jesus loves you
>>502174583>>502174703skysantaisnotreal
>>502174963neither is the idol you want to fuck so much Anon
Are there really christcucks on 4chan?
>>502175575No, but they will keep larping if you keep talking about it
>>502140598On one hand people should believe whatever but on the other hand i feel like if you mentally stable you wouldnt need it. like i overheard two friends catching up at a store and they were both going on about how Jesus was talking to them directly and even as a born again I felt they were just insane. It seem like legit untreated schizophrenia.
>>502175784>on the other hand i feel like if you mentally stable you wouldnt need it.Factually incorrect, Christendom built western civilization and is a deadly toxin to idpol and wokeness, why do you think everyone ruining the world wants it gone
parko is an enemy
>>502176691probably cuz they use it to brainwash, abuse and diddle kids. also it endorses slavery and other backwards thinking.
>>502178173Wow it's almost like evil exists
when did reddit move in
>>502178795yeah maybe christianity is evil but its not like you can get rid of it.
>>502179242<tips fedora>
>>502179345concession accepted.
>>502179661I've got nothing to concede, you either worship science or the state
>>502180128Not really. science is a process or observation not a belief. state worship is more giving into authority which is kinda like religion but not exactly since there isnt a spiritual aspect but its not uncommon for religions to be tied to the state. And religion is more broadly a guide of how to live. Some religions do have worship but not all of them.
Woomy is my goddess.
>>502181565>>502181432Stop bumping
>>502178937Oldfag here. We've always been here. Im not reddit though.
Im pissed i cant sleep. Wheres (You)
Himmel the hero never got mad at video games
New Squidbox Generator prompt from me.
I'm going to break into the secure Squidbox Generator server room and make it go down again.
>>502191084Better not, cunt.
>>502183479>(You)??
Marie is immaculate
Marie is insufferable
>>502201460Say that again, punk
>It's early morning but if I queue at the very start of a new x-rank rotation I'll queue into a game for sure>Not enough players. Please try again!bruh
>>502204617MARIE. IS. INSUFFERABLE.
muffin mix
>>502204617Stfu nono
>>502205762>playing tentatekYour funeral.
>>502208597
>>502211445 >autistic finger twirlingMarie isn't shy or just introvert, she has severe autism. That may be why people like nono relate to her. She's the queen of autists
>play a single match>3 fizzy weapons and a scoped literHome X A.
>>502211445Footschizo's right.
>>502211937Fizzied
>>502214028Yes, everyone here knows you have zero game sense or mechanical skills and are carried 100% by a broken sub. Just like every Tri Nouveau and Machine player.
1king slamons at rot?
oops it's now 1king slamons now?
>>502215646Can't now I could at next rotation
nono tried to sexually assault marie and the cops arrested him
>>502215991ok salmon in 2 hours
i gain 2 x rank series yet im negative because i lost a single series this rotation :D ebin! thanks nogami for gifting me a 1/6 bucket shitter
>*gasp for air* finally compressed to 4MB *wipe sweat*>>502214392Fizzy bombs are nothing without game sense and mechanical skill tho? They're easy to anticipate if seen. You have to think of means to catch your opponent off-guard and get the upper-hand
>>502216376
>>502217060Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>502217060now that's some peak aero gameplayyou love to see it
>>502217060honk mimimimiI sleep
I hope in Splatoon 4 the spent casings for the heavy edit splatling last longer. I wanna make a trail of those things.
>>502218308I wanna see woomy & veemo laugh more when they fire it. Like they did with rollers.
If you main aerospray you've got to be autistic yet again anyone above the age of 20 playing this game is already assumed autistic
>>502217060I’ve seen more engaging gameplay from a pencil player
the best part of splatoon 4 is when Glen Fiddler said "it's fiddling time" and fiddled all over the place
>>502219005Yes we know the entire thread is autistic no need to point it out.
>>502219005autism is my superpower!
>>502219005Splatoon is nearly 10 years old.
>>502219393out of 10!
>>502219393No wonder so many /ink/ers are falling out of it, it's getting too old for their tastes.
>>502221456Your never to old to woom
We can win this bros! (We didn't)
>>502223585Can you blame a man for playing like this when his opponents spend the match hidden in a corner?
>>502223585smalltime
>>502223585i swear, if you see salmon run memorabilia on badges in ranked, they are always the biggest fucking shitters imaginable
>>502224594CocoRentin! Been a while I played with that guy
>>502224146Your playstyle is so disgusting it makes rollers look dignified
>>502216376We still fishing?
>>502226391>ai slop slom is cancelled
>>502226391Yeah. Making room at rot.>AI slopjej
Oh it's Lucas!The same as >>502010614 ! Sorry Lucas but I'm not a miracle maker
>>502226606>>502226614Opps didn't even noticed from thumbnail.
1kingen sloms woomin up. Sorry for the delay.
>Zone timeYeah! >Wahoo ZoneNice! >Scorch ZoneGross... ruined
Imma fish now, new rot right?
Squidder is apparently too right-fin now. All the artists are moving to blue sea.
>glogga in rotationEwww
>>502227839>wahoo anything>good
Man gloggas suck, I want aerospray back
Man this rotation is horrible even at 400 Evp, everyone dies and I can't reach them in time
Sexy inklings...
ggs fhshf
>play a game of x-rank>enemy team gets two top 500 players while you get one>go play series in stead>enemy team gets a 15 streak, 9 streak and two 1 streakssimply epic matchmaking
>>502231724They don’t exist
I don't like the S1 yeb hairstyle that much...
>>502234501Yeb hairstyles peaked with the bowl cut
how many more balance patches?
>>502235548We're lucky if we get one per season. I'm sure the game is getting dropped like an ugly baby after Summer Nights 2025.
giving weyyo ramen
>>502236353(it was laced with date rape drugs!)
why are you like this
>>502239268cephs are perfect for non-consensual sex!
giving nono's weyyo a drugged drink, drag him in the basement. What now?
>>502240394Tie him to a tire filled with concrete, throw him off a boat have disappear into the abyss
>>502236353Ramen date with yebby?
GGs Bamboo!
>>502242059instant ramen date with yebby who lives under the bridgeyou brought thermos and cup noodles to make him happy today
>managed to get a kill on a inkjet with a curling bombneat
Anyone wanna Open maybe?
>>502242770>RM
>>502242467Anon my new best friend... You really know how to pull my heart with such a bittersweet concept. You inspire me to want to write more but also read more from you.I need to know yebby will be ok.
>>502242770Joining
>>502242556Got a clip of that? >>502242831Literally best mod?>>502243457Aight! Open 2/4
single bomb kills are not clip-worthy
>>502240394
>>502243737Fizzied
>>502243663they can be if it's a very hard read or a very long throw
>>502244473lol
Ongoing 2/4 Open room btw
My wrist got stiff and stuck, I need to do those hand exercises from that chart
>>502245685
>>502243553d/c but no ban
I knew something was off when the dapples were floating in the airReopening the room
Should have grabbed them and killed myself, too bad
Our comp vs their comp
>>502245897I should probably do those exercises. Past few times I've played I ended with some minor wrist pain.
Is carpal syndrome anon still playing?
how do i draw a cute woomy
GGs N
>>502251481Don’t make them too human. Put them in a relaxing environment, maybe in a pink background. Draw a face of innocence.
GGs P! Thanks for the games, was a bit exhausted so I apologize.
hey ladies ;)
>>502252759>the worst thing she can do is say no
Color-Chip BiasYour Palette’s common color chips will be offered even more frequently. What is an example of this hack?
>>502253412
>>502232358ggs
>feel like doing salmon>check rewards, pure garbage>no longer want to do salmonHaven't done my bonuses in a week, please Nogami stop giving me drinks and shit chunks.
>>502256559If you need cash its pretty good I got over 100K woomy coin.
i haven't played salmon in 2 years
Would anyone be interested in some Anarchy Battle Open at the hour?
>>502256745That's not even enough to live off of in this inkonomy
>>502256745Yeah it's like two 5k capsules this rotation too.
>>502256871me
>>502256871Perhaps.
>>5022568713/4, (You) me if you want in.
>>502258621I can woom in.
>>502258743The woom is opening
I'm close to just selling off my Switch, this game isn't worth booting up anymore and I hate Nintendo shit outside of funny woomy game.
>>502259151kill yourself
Came across something cute in the plaza today.
cephs are cute sometimes
>>502259879then do it
>>502259879You'll buy Switch 2 anyway
>>502260871Not before Splatoon 4, no.
So..... Is Rainy a sub or a dom?
Callie why are you asking this? What are you planning to do?
>>502261958Why don't you look at his latest comm and find out
>>502194931splatoon anime when
>>502259879>selling a 2nd hand switch Enjoy getting $50
I completely forgot this animation was even available in the plaza. As that is how often I see it and this isn't a loop woomy did it twice in a row.
>>502263871people who let there woomies suffer with shorts in the winter...jail
>>502264049>there
>>502263871They removed the macarena :(
>>502264049It's a video game.
>>502263205my switch is natively paperclippable release day whitebox, pretty much the most desirable one for piracy.
>>502262187I bet the intro music would suck
GGs open
GG's Openeers!
GGs open woom!
ggs opnep
>>502265170kill yourself
>>502264753Mod chips are dirt cheap
>>502178173Kid diddlers like Panic?
>>502267030stop posing like a slut and get on the fucking tower
>>502267030it was funnier the one millionth time
It's only good if its a woomy for weyyo
woomies and veemos kissing
>>502265179who eats cucumbers for breakfast lol dumb woomy
>>502267030>>502267097Now hear me out what if what IF veemo does her posing while on the tower. Maybe a little bit of pole dancing if you were while on the tower???
>>502268357panic booba
>>502268357capturing this woomy in a glue trap
>>502266774Western slopship
>>502268357
>>502269151>western
why is nono stalking panic did he block him after loosing tricolor
Pretty sure it's a "I don't fucking care, I'm gonna play the game."
>>502269780nta but yeah the ship is mostly seen drawn by westernersjaps are extremely autistic and don't diverge from main shipsplus i think the ship started from a localization thing in the first place lol
>>502272549OHHHH WOMBO COMBO
who's up for a 1 king sr at rotation?
>>502273532let's kill 'em.
>>502273532What... I thought we were a 2 king general...
>>502273715It dwindled around Sizzle Season 24
>>502260149I saw that post just recently myself. I gave it a "Yeah!" because happy moments like that deserve it.
>>502273715One kingers have been rocking for a while now. Even in the two king era you'd find lobby slots being freed up after the first king.
>>502274307i thought her dress was a foot, and now i'm disappointed
>>502274450Footschizo...
>>502273587>>502273715>>502273532Room Open.
>>5022759362/4, (You) me if you want in.
>>502276135
>>502276135ill hop on after i eat
>>502276173Wave 1.
>>502276173>>502276292>>502276257Opening.
>>5022768083/4.
>>502276965>>502276257ok i can join now unless its full
>>502277208Opening.
i want fsh. anyone still left?
anyone elses game freezing up at the end of fishing?
>>502278860kill yourself
>>5022788602/4.>>502279132your switch has gone too many sleeps without a restart. power it off and on to fix it.
i suddenly realised another reason i don't like splat3. things lack the intimidation factor. there are a few jumpscare options like trizooka, but jumpscares are fake horror, and the rest, especially mains, have really fallen on the back foot in terms of being the big dick in town.for example, compare dynamo in splat1 with dynamo in splat3 and with decav. you don't want to approach the old d-dong because it will murder you, but it can't approach you either without big risks, so you kind of respect each others' authority and don't engage until you set each other up. "new" dong is still kinda scary if it plays right, but between it being weaker and things around it being stronger, a lot more things can easily bully it around in neutral. meanwhile, the new golden child dong substitute in decav does not need to rely on intimidation, it has the tools to go after you directly, and both kits have hard control tools to physically keep you out. it's kind of overwatch-ization of what dynamo does. soldier does rocket jumping? nah, just give pharah a jetpack. same kind of energy.on the other hand, we have snipewriter murdering all apex predator backlines. when you're playing against a proper charger, you're constantly in danger, there is no safety in their line of sight, whereas snipes is soft in comparison, there is none of this "oh fuck oh shit" anymore because snipes is not scary. especially solo queue snipes that will fire five in your general direction and miss every one.beaten horse, cooler made deaths cheap. juiced up fucks have nothing to lose, can't intimidate the fearless.i miss soft control. i miss winning without having to fight. i, like many, like feeling powerful, and splatoon was the only game that let you actually earn that power, not through standard progression or grind, but through in-the-moment wit and strategy. a rat won't fight an elephant. but now that elephants are extinct, all we have is glue-sniffing aggro. fuck that shit.
ggs
GGs SR
GGs SR.
ggs fishermen
>>5022788603/4.
>>502280470I'll do one king
>>502279964>winning without having to fight>I'm old and slow so I want others to play the game less because I can't keep upJust retire already.
>>502280505oben.
I think we can all agree that 4 shouldn't have splatanas.
>>502285080I doubt she owns any.
>>502285080this but squeezer
ggs fsh.
>>502285080it should have them, just nerfed to various degrees. but ngmi is not going to do that because he took the buff everything pill so the meta of shit will persist forever. >>502285563agree, of all the weapons squeezer should be the first one to get the axe. every other weapon is salvageable, but squeez is redundant and impossible to balance.
Sorry for that one game Panic lol
>>502287051GG MI still need more e-liter practice.
>kys nono you suck fizzy spammer we hate you die >ggs panic we love you panko here is some free arttranscord favoritism at work kek
Hit me with a woom, brother.
>>502295293
>/ink/ at night
>doing well, games are actually playable>suddenly matchmaking turns bad>lose 7 games out of 9 >lose interest in playing series and x-rank and fall back into afking open gamesThe bomb threats were justified since splatoon 3's matchmaking drove him to do it.
I got those thigh drawing done but I'll wait till morning to post them
>>502307471Did you draw Craig
>artist deleted all their art so they can reupload them with watermarksthanks elon
I got a cool clip but I can't post it here because it's nono general now. :(
>>502310509just take 30 mediocre clips and spam them to establish yourself :DD
>>502310087Which?
>>502312163https://twitter.com/midopi_chiHugs with callie artist.
>>502310509>capture a play during a match>start nitpicking every little thing when I trim the clip>have enough self-awareness to realize it's nothing special>save it anyway>never look at it again>rinse and repeat
>>502280936i didn't change. the game changed, for the worse. don't tell me it's for the new generation, i was the age of that new generation when splat1 came out and i fucking loved it, because it was like nothing else. now it's trying to be like everything else, in an era when everything else keeps crashing and burning. just go back. back to letting people be in control of the situation. that is splatoon's strength, that's what makes it unique, yet we have barely any of that left. not enough ways to enforce it, too many ways to subvert it. the only real way to control someone in 3 is to kill them, no different from any other shooter. it doesn't have to be that way.
>>502317132the pearl smoking one makes me happy
>>502266774why is she knight? she was team ninja
>>502262051Option A>Callie wants Agent 3 to drive that sub for herOption B>Callie has a submarine license and it's flexing that fact to Agent 3 who does not have oneOption C>Callie is calling agent 3 a bottom
>>502260149Honestly goals. I need to boot up my game so I can fresh both of these before they disapear
>>502299045>>502265320>>502318820kill yourself
>>502319090rise and shine there's feet to look at
>>502318820The reefslider buff was necessary, wish they would prevent it from getting stuck in corners and add a means to survive chargers and bombs...
>>502319310>please remove all its weaknesses so I'm no longer punished for using it badlykys
>>502319310necessary for what? for adding another terminally unfun to play against power special to the game?
>>502319310I don't care much for jihadslider but I do dislike the fact that Dread is back in vogue. They shouldn't have buffed that weapon's ink efficiency.
>>502319310just use splattershot with trizooka as god (nogami) intended you to, stop trying to make alternative win conditions work
>>502319612>>502319820>>502320035>>502320235why can't you faggots learn to ignore the frenchoid already? giving legitimacy to his retardation is why he continues to plague this place.
>>502320235I was going to object about vshot not being the hottest thing anymore, but I remembered people are dumb enough to play other modes than zones where it arguably is still the best 2-liner.
>>502320035I'm seeing Dread along with regular slosher more often too, they're picking it up for the kit?
>>502320413You're the AFK anon right?
>>502320413i wish he would go to reddit already
>>502320859they pick it as paint-heavy slosher alternative. slosher is one of the worst inkers in the game, dread is one of the best, the hit to combat capability is marginal as buckets are not direct combatants anyway and dread has all the same advantage states slosh has, and reefslider with guranteed followup is good enough to consider over tristrike nowadays. dread is actually kinda cracked, not to snipewriter's extent but it being widely considered shit on release is criminal. by the way, d-dread doesn't work not because it's too supportive, but because its kit doesn't paint.
>>502321436>d-dread doesn’t work because the kit can’t paintthat’s not an issue, dread is a good painting weapon on its own and can manage that on its ownthe real issue is that it’s burdened with wavebreaker and no reliable damage combo like the base kit, beakon does nothing for it unlike suction
>>502320859it's played because someone shilled for it again
>>502321436It's more than just lack of paint, buckets have no business having beakons.
>team of rangelets in a corridor mapThanks matchmaking
>>502323825Cute anemonemonemone
>>502321953>>502322089beakon does work on it, it's a survivable midline which is the best archetype for beakons, but wavebreaker really doesn't. dread is picked because it paints more than slosher, why would you pick something to paint more and then pick the version that paints less? that's not even taking into account that wavebreaker is too honest of a special for current meta.
>>502323825I know I shouldn't put my hectocotylus in that hole.... HOWEVER!
>>502323825the enemy
That's my wife you're talking about
>>502324367>wavebreaker is too honestno, it’s underpowered.easily avoidable and gets shredded easily because of its low hp.
Cheating on my boring old woomy wife with a sexy anemone
>>502325738it's not overpowered. it's exactly as powerful as a special should be, unlike most splat3 specials. it forces opponents to avoid it, making them more vulnerable in the process. it doesn't win you fights by itself, it just gives you an advantage, and when you wipe your eyes after looking at trizooka for too long, you'll realise that specials like that are way healthier for the game.it is also never worth shredding because aside from hydra, most things will only reduce it by one wave, and people hiding behind it are still vulnerable to bombs.
>>502326215*it's not underpowered. most specials in 3 are overpowered, so i kinda brainfarted that word into the post. that's what two years of trizooka does to a man.
>>502326014You do know you feel dizzy because she injected you with neurotoxins and you feel weak and thirsty afterward as she sucked up your bodily fluids?
Sex with succubus anemone
>>502326215>it doesn't win you fights by itself,so it's worthless, got it.
Bring back defense up
>>502326321why do splatoon 3 fans cope so much?
Reminder that every bad opinion posted on the thread is likely from nono and should be disregarded
Maybe it's your opinion that is bad, not mine
>>502323825
>>502328568I'm going to grape her, kiwi her strawberry while she mango her apple
>>502327425i fucking hate splatoon 3 tho
>>502329458then why are you here?
>>502330147i like splatoonjust not 3
I'm here to watch lame reefslide clips
>>502114612>don't do this in ranked eitherlmao
I don't struggle with spawncamping anymore, always find ways to kill 1 or 2 guys intentionally cornering themselves up for ambushes
Denying woomy sex
A woomy in heat can't be stopped
Deadweights
>>502337791The only deadweight I see is you the throwing weapon
>>502307471
>>502342318tree = ledgekobe = shark
>>502312390Nothing's stopping them from joining misskey or fucking bluesky of all sites if they're so paranoid about twitter.
>>502344409I'm fine with the move because I was looking for reasons to ditch twitter but artists are being severely misguided if they've been convinced that bluesky is some kind of haven against AIuh woomy
>>502345440No website's safe from being mined for genAI, twitter's just going deeper into it than every other artist site.Splatoon.
Is it bad being a pacifist during a match? We can win just fine without having to shed ink.
>>502350237Stop being a "passive-shit" and press the ZR button
>>502350237yes, FUCKING PUSH YOU RETARD THEY'RE DOWN THREE MEMBERS
>>502350237yes. there's no pacifist without fist. even if you wanna be passive, show your teeth every now and then so that people respect your prescense and not just disreagard you altogether.
Third kit announcement anytime now.
>>502351345after frosty festtrust the plan
>>502351345More Kensa kits.
>>502351345I'd prefer they improved the matchmaking over anything else but that's never going to happen.
>>502353598Matchmaking's working exactly as Nogami intends it.
>>502353720By driving people out of the game sure.
Fat Veemo is 2,000lbs...
I cant stop thinking about octoling hips
>>502355117Same.
>>502354917yesthe game is over, don't burn yourself out in the next two to three years it takes them to make splat4 and then buy the new product pretty please910 already knows they can get away with a shit game without tanking the sales of the next one
>>502354917Japs are engaged and they're the main audience.
brazilian veemo
>>502356464I'm sure Nintendo will feel that way if the game sells a magnitude less.
you're gonna buy 4 anyways
>>502357149Yes, because I love squid lolis too much.
>>502357149splatoon is the only reason I haven't ended myself yet so yeah
>>502357149No shit Sherlock
I am going to kill myself.
>>502357903>even W/L ratiowhy?
>>502357903Just wait until you drop below that.
ancient woomy outfit
utsuwhore
>>502357968I could keep 30+ wins consistently for weeks.
>>502358428That's normal. I was 39/9 two days ago and now I'm 20-28 right now.
It is sometimes informally referred to as the Beeb
>>502355295>tanlines includedOH...
>>502350950there is no pacifist without pac either..
>>502358340
Agent 8 is very erotic.
>>502358915We don't care nono
>>502307471liar...
glazing my woomy so ai cannot be trained on her
>>502365932i-in what, anon?
>>502358034adorable frye, who's the artist?
>>502366084your mom
>>502366084https://twitter.com/zhang_tian57284/status/1857289586323452027
>>502366019https://glaze.cs.uchicago.edu/
Regular time.
>>502308705No>>502342318>>502363250 https://files.catbox.moe/d236au.jpg
>>502367251naisu
>>502367251lovely ceph's
>>502367251thighs too smallhips too narrow
Open anyone?
>>502367251is it weird to fap to /ink/ cephs?
>>502368491why would it be?
>>502368491No
no one will ever jerk to my ceph
>>502368267Nationality?
always thinkin about callies round butt
>>502368491Not at all>>502368687I'm thankful for that too
>>502368491some /ink/er cephs are only good as fuckmeat
>>502368491Would you fuck nono's veemo?
i hope no one's fapped to my ceph
hard to sex fat veemotoo much in the way
>>502368740burger
>>502368267I can, give me till :30 to prepare tho1
>>502369161You and me both
>>502369201dicklet can't handle all that veemo
chubby marie
>>502369527
>>502369304Up
>>502368267>>502369304I'm ready anon!
>>502369701Marie getting softer.Marie wearing her pajamas throughout the day.
>>502368824sad
>>502369701That's not chubby, that's meaty
>>502369701how many times has this slop been posted
>>502370120sexo
>>502369701>ai slop*vomits*
Forcing all octolings to wear dolphin shortsYes, even the weyys
>>502370376isn't that splatoon 3 album with a new deep cut demo supposed to come out in a few weeks?
>>502370769yes, december 11th
forcing all octolings to twerk
big man post
oh nice an open ro->nono is onlinemaybe another time
>>502371331Rude, we just won
>>502369701Stop posting AI shit nono
Leaving on a win! GGs P!
Artists lost, AI is the future
drink piss
Am I the only one who gets more annoyed at close defeats than I do washes? If I knew I'd lose I wouldn't put all that effort into the match.
>18 straight series win>playing e-literI'm impressed, he lost tho.
>>502373993The losses I hate the most are when the enemy is clearly better and your team is just good enough to not get steamrolled but not enough to actually be a threat.
>>502373838ai-generating jtveemo is morally right
>>502374960you enjoy killing art culture?
>>502375236porn artists are disposable
>>502375236if its digital art, yes.
>>502375236No but at least AI art is being viewed as the cheap trash it is.
>>502374530He got to my team the next series and he climbed to 19 for 3 matches, happy ending :)
>>502374960>ai art is okay if it’s an artist i don’t like!kill yourself my man
>>502376454
>>502376086>spend years learning a skill>get trivialized by technologyToo bad, time to accept the fact you're obselete
how do yo pronounce Booyah? Do you say it like Boo-YEAH or Boo-YAW?
>>502376751woo-me
>>5023766942 years into the AI revolution and so far all it's done is make me notice when indie developers use slop for random posters on the walls of their games instead of drawing something
If you believe in Cod you are a fool. Yahwey is the one true god and he's a femboy.
>>502376751I have never once heard someone say boo-yeah.
weyyos butt...
>>502376662you don't realize how attracted i am to this image
>>502377365frye is basically chica if you think about it
>>502377416yeah, fat and greedy.
>>502376751Boo-Yah
>lose a guy>barely notice>crush the enemy like usual
>>502377748what's your ceph's skin tone?
>>502377985Michael Jackson's
>>502378389So child toucher white not Thriller black
>>502378935Michael Jellyson never touched those kids.
My weyyo loves other weyyos
my veemo only loves woomy
1, 2.. 3... I'm missing one, ah there he is!
>>502379939You sure you don't wanna stream this stuff?
>>502380184Putz got banned for profanity, I wouldn't last long
>>502380310You can just not call people niggers
>>502380504You can't even call them faggots, literally 1984
>>502380310Don't be racistDon't be homophobicDon't be sexistDon't bring up politics or religious valuesIt's not hard at all :^)But do stream your suicide
>>502380790The orange fish won, freedom of speech won.
>>502380310Just speak French.
>>502380930Sa mère la pute j'étais pas dans sa ligne de mire, j'encule tous les E-LitresT'es qu'un t'es qu'un pti pédé N'OUBLIE PAS
>>502380790YOU'RE WISHING DEATH ON SOMEONE OVER A GAME WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>502380930then no one would watch him, probably in the top 5 of worst languages in the world to hear spoken
>>502381669it would do iron man numbers
>>502380930https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMclzv4U3HQ
Anyone down to slim for a slom at rotation?
Time to change
>>502383456Ok
What name will it be ä? Something Swedish-sounding?
I'm not changing names again. I learned my lesson.
>>502383456I could slim for a woom
New>>502384627>>502384627>>502384627
