Previous: >>502020560Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Version 9.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v910• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
Not today you won't.
fat veemo is 2,100lbs...
>>502383456SR 3/4, (You) me if you want in.
>>502385398forcing fat veemo to go on a diet
>>502385403(You) for a king
>>502385921The doors open
utsubot...
>>502385624impossibleshe eats the diet and then eats the non diet
GGs slim!
GG's Slim!
GGs
>>502388243>>502388252>>502388374GGs, that was a quick one!
>>502389583SEXO muffin
Give me a ceph or 2 for oral draw https://youtu.be/0TN5bJ1v03E
Greeting your enemy with your First Splat is a formality >>502390167Cunnilingus right? I don't want no brostar or Joey near my weyyo's rod!
fuck off
>>502390458>implying you won't be on the giving end
>>502389583callie butt is bigger...
>>502390167
>>502390458Either or, both be doing the oral regardless
>>502390167I'm sexy and I know it
>>502390167do a fuzzy tako please they don’t get enough love
>>502391290I would plunge myself head first into smelly yummy tako pubes
Nonoctoro raped a little boy until he died from an anal hemorrhage.
Suction bomb didn't get nerfed hard enough going from 2 to 3.
What if you could shoot at bombs to deflect them like you can torpedoes, how would this change the meta?Shooting at splatbombs to make them rollShoot at fizzies to force them in another directionShoot at sticky bombs so they only explode on the opposite sude you shoot them
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>502392501
>>502392417shooters become 90% of the meta instead of 75%
>>502367251Nice! I like how these turned out. Probably only lewd my woomy would get.
How do I stop caring about match results so much?
>>502393452Be like nono
>>502393452Just play for what little things you need to obtain. Be it your catalog level, an ability chunk from your outfit, or the ink color you need for a plaza picture.
>>502393452live your life a quarter mile, i mean, one engagement at a timeit doesn't matter if you win or lose, if you got some fun skirmishes in the match you're in the green
>>502393452Caring is loving, embrace the rage and passion. Turn it into power!
>>502393452Think about how scared your woomy must get when you’re angry
>>502393452https://youtu.be/Lm77VCkf_doListen to silly music that makes you motivated and channel all that vivacity into performance
>>502395495did timmy get a new haircut
>>502395495never forgive Nogami for ruining this shirt
>>502396057She didn't shave yet(it regrows every morning)
I tryhard more playing Open solo than Series lately
why couldn't you just stay fresh...?
>>502396982Aside from one rewarding you differently and stopping you from constantly playing the mode, what would be the difference in tryharding one over the other?
>>502393946I don't need either and I'm not an OCfag.>>502394269I'll try, but honestly matches as of late just become a gray mush where I can't remember a single highlight, most of them just feel like a stomp in either direction. Maybe I just lost interest.>>502394369This is such a homosexual post I would be surprised it wasn't Nono's.
>>502397763You can be gay and straight!
>>502390167Yes >>502391290 draw a tako
>>502399009a fuzzy tako not a normal tako
>>502395002My woomy is a bad woomy, she yells racial slurs at octos when she loses
>>502399483Sorry I don't have any images of player veemos with fuzzy tako hair.
>>502399504UH, ALL THE OCTOLINGS OR SUCKERHEADS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OUT OF SPLATSVILLE BECAUSE ITS FOR INKLINGS ONLY, UNDERSTAND, CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL MAKE OCTOLINGS LIVE UNDERGROUND AGAIN!!!
>>502399504Is this your woomy?
>>502399504>bad woomy>describes something a good woomy would do
good night /ink/
>>502400281>forced meme
>>502390920>>502390962straight or gay draw
>>502401069straight
>>502400520Holehdo, Choto Fryedy Fazbare? Hur hur hurhur hur hurhurhurhur hur.
>>502401479My wives.
>>502395802That may do it, revving up my eurobeat playlist next time.
>>502403703It's not even december yet...
>>502404198I'd let her suck me dry
>>502403817That hasn't stopped some crazies form putting Christmas lights up Nov 1st.
listening to reeflife by blub
say it
at Hotlantis need anything?
>>502405903Deep Cut's Tricolor Shout was the best.
>>502405959Deep Cut plushies
>>502405959Buy me a splatfest tshirt (3XL) (in america thats more like a 5XL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4wvwTr_jDMRainbow Color Inkantation had a full mix play during the Gachi King Tournament stream. It features transitions into each of the different "Now Or Never" sections of the song.This is likely to be how it will play on the Ordertune CD coming out next month.
>>502405959An anemone please.
>>502405959anemonahole
>>502405959woomy stickersflopshredders preferably
>>502406209>splatfest tshirt>3XL>in america thats more like a 5XLAnon the Grand Fest shirts had really fucked up sizing for some reason.My L, which is what I normally wear, is like a 10XL night gown.And I can easily put on my son's XS, and it only feels a little snug when I stretch my arms.I'm 6'1" and I wish I had bought an S for myself before they sold out so I could actually wear it out.
>>502406328SUPERFRESH!
good morn/ink/ may I request that you post your finest Marinas?
>>502409450
>>502409450As if I needed an excuse.
Woomy is pregnant
>>502410609again
Is game alive? Is thread alive? Are teehees alive? I was thinking about how much I enjoyed the Grand Festival and felt really nostalgic. I don't really want to pay 20 bucks for a single dead game, but... well, how are things? I heard Neo Splash and Big Bubbler are terrorizing the meta. Is that true?
>>502410949kinda, no, and not as much
>>502410949Everyone left...
>>502410949yesit's gotten rather quietkindait's goingyes, tri strike reigns supreme as a counter to bubbler which is being run by decav
>>502410949Unless you play X ttek, yes. Thread's barely holding on, but it's par for the course. Attentionwhoring is eternal, just look at the people posting cephs for a blowjob art piece. Bubbler is mostly a comp thing (though it trickles down to solo if your MMR is high enough), but Neo Splash is so gormless even timmies can pick it up and spam specials all day. It's RG but good.
>>502411095>>502411189>>502411375>>502411575Thank you for the response. I will think about it. Forgot to attach veemo so here is veemo I was going to attach.
>>502411713good veemo.
>>502411713Non-mobilenigger cropped screenshot version
Should I become a Neo Splash Timmy or stick with my Zimi a little longer
who salmn
>>502412276They're not even comparable.
>>502412276zimi is honest, stick with it.
>>502412363I'll
>>502412763makin room
salmnn2/4
it's illegal to be so cute
>>502409450I guess this is my finest so far
manmenmi
>>502405959a plane ticket so I can be as happy as the person who got to go here
ggs mik very fun stuff arigato for join
>>502419695GG's BOI
>>502420945a faintly familiar woom from times past
>>5024059591:1 scale of HarmonyMy dick is erect
Slow times after the Grandfest.
I love Aori.
opening a room at the /v/ pool
>>502424050You should probably make a thread to go with that
>>502427895beat the woom
>>502428000>Pearl.. *cough* *cough* I don't have much time left, this cancer is pretty strong *wheeze* tell Acht and Eight that I'm sorry *dies*
>>502414857futa pearl getting her revenge by knocking up shiver after this...
The thread will need to equip quick respawn at this rate
>>502401069don't you dare ship me with niggeroctoi would never suck his cockhe's not good enough for me and I secretly hope he never wakes up again
>>502437908>implying it's not nono who's gonna be doing the sucking
>>502437908I hate fellatio, I prefer the holes I use not to have teeth and potentioally have a gag reflex soaking my rod in burning stomach acid. It's a turn off
>>502410716will this woomy have to get a sea-section?
>>502410716vorebait
>>502410949>Is game alive?let it die>Is thread alive?no>Are teehees alive?dead for half a decade>I was thinking about how much I enjoyed the Grand Festival five days of turf! wow>felt really nostalgicit was like a month ago>I don't really want to pay 20 bucks for a single dead gamedon't>how are things?shit>I heard Neo Splash and Big Bubbler are terrorizing the meta.no, it's still cooler and zooka, bubbler is just a counter to zooka and in turn tristrike is a counter-counter to bubbler
nagger
>>502423964kanzakicoula bakes the best muffins.
>second aerospray in my team.... twice in a rowPlease stop
>no feetso now someone is imitating the foot schizo, like one wasn't already enough
3 times in a row, I won this time but c'mon
>>502443826you can guarantee having one less aerospray by yourself you know?
slammin?
who lives in a pineapple under the sea
>>502443826>>502444356Did some E-celeb say "MG good"??? That second match was atrocious, the enemy was sharking and the other aerospray wouldn't step a foot in till I did and obviously get shot at from 4 directions. The other 2 backline only had ~2 kills and bareky left spawn
>>502444707can do
>hiding kill countscurious!
>>502444849They saw how good aerospray is because of your guest appearance on dudes stream.
>>502444914wooms up
>>5024450413/4
>>502420945I want to buy this woomy's gym socks
>>502445143I can join for a fishin.
>>502447218w2
>>502447348Oops, king wave.
>>502447218open
>power goes out the moment I decide to playI'm so sorry.. Today was not meant to be.
>>502448298Don't worry about it
>>502448298Worry about it, I'll never forgive you
GGs SR room
STOP WATCHING WHEN I FIGHT AN ENEMY AND YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO ME YOU PASSIVE NIGGERS
>just give up bro, we lost a guy and their lead is 1 WHO DECIDED THAT? This match WILL last the whole 5 minutes + OvertimeWe may not win but we took the checkpoint and pushed nicely toward the goal. SHAME TO ALL COWARDS
>>502456093>literally wasting people's time for his shitty egoI hate you more everyday
>>502456412no, that's very based for once
>>502458969How is making an unwinnable match last long "based"?
>>502459579How does it affect you?
>>502461002It would affect me if I were in his team and forced to wait till the match ends
>>502459579>he only plays to winif the team is really so much better, you'll knock it out anyway. if not, you'll fight a team that just got an extra power boost as they have nothing to lose and a lot to gain. fighting stronger opponents is more fun than fighting weaker ones, isn't it?
>>502461062I doubt you're good enough to get matched with someone ranked S+50 so no, I doubt it affects you.
>>502461637All S+ ranks play in the same matching pool. And it's not impressive to reach S+50, it's just time consuming grind. Reaching 2500+ X power is what's impressive since it shows you can maintain a decent win rate playing with higher level playersI have yet to see nono at 2500 X power
stop being mean to nono
>>502456093>thinking fighting a blaster stuck in your ink as a shooter and abusing reefslider's over-expanded damage radius in a closed space require "skill"/ink/ really fell off if you think this is remotely worthy of praise
>>502462865then no one here's good
>>502463306I wouldn't have to be if he could be normal and move on to a different game and generals to shit up.
>>502463784Hey some people try to flee or swim directly toward blasters just to die then complain about them being "unfair", at least he has some game awarness
Blasters would be more okay if they didn't have necro shots.
I forgot it's at reset.PB 0/10
>>502463784all the good players left or don't post here anymore, so this is the dreg you're left with
blasters would be okay in a more control-heavy metablasters are explicitly designed to punish poor turf control, and guess what meta we are in nowfull offense, brute force your way and grab everything that isn't bolted down, snipenigger or reddit will do the janny work behind youbut suddenly oops, range and slosher turn out to be good against that strategy, and now everyone goes to cry to their mommy that they got splatted by buh-bwasta and that prevented their win button from giving them the big win they expectedthis meta needs to be reset
>>502396153he didn't ruin the shirt, woomy just got taller
>>502465850he could adjust the shirt, like he did with big versions of regular shirtsbut he did not, and instead of being the biggest shirt it's the smallest of the big shirts
>>502465850Woomy shouldn't have grown up, this is why previous games' cephs are cuter.
>>502466231splat 4 will have a timeskip anyway
>>502466283That may only make them more grown up and less-gooder.
>>502465006>0dead game...
what is this, the mahi mahi special?
>>502443126I bet this muffin tastes really good.
86 Mahi Mahi
Forced loses are real with that team
I am the worst st/ink/er.
lol
always remeberif your unhappy with forced losses, someone else is happy having forced winsso all you do is transfer happy to themsome day you will get happy wins back, apperciate them better when you hav them
>>502470182flarcuck
>>502470182>bike cuck logic
always rememberflar is shitter cope
Brb
What an overtime.
i think karmic luck is in the shitter
>>502470273>>502470312/ink/ers watch cuck porn kek
>>502470182>unhappy with forced losses>unhappy with forced winswhat am i supposed to do?
>>502470182nigger end your life
>>502471479Jerk off to squidkids and ignore the game
F...
>>502472053Are you not able to come back?
>>502471007this would only happen if Frye let her win
GGs R
ggs pb
Whoops. Sorry G.
>>502472154Not me. I was going to leave at the hour but it was at team selection so I didn't want to disrupt. GGs and all that.
>>502474770GGs S
i really shouldnt join pbs straight after waking up only sleeping for 3 hours
Ggs Pb! Thanks for hosting. Lovely time
>>502475370You should be doing nothing but going back to sleep if you only slept for 3 hours
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://voca.ro/191gwe2ThLBJ
ggs pb!
>>502477428i should be spamming open for my horrendous gameplay
GGs PB!
>>502477517ggs PB!
>>502477517GGs, thanks for hosting!
ggs pb>hs clown outfit for lobby picsf
too many calories
I'm the anon that asked to move the PB to late hours so I would have a chance to play with /ink/ but then I felt bad about other /ink/ers no longer joining so I didn't object to it going back to usual hours, sorry guys
>>502477517GGs pb
sex with the pb regulars
>>502478306fuck em. yuros deserve less
>>502478638Woo hoo! Not me.
>>502478638Alright anon, I top. Bend over.
>>502479246>Ben DoverThat's a /v/ guy
>>502479338ooooh that's what his name means...
>>502478638Which pb'ers do you ship with eachothe
>>502479580R x Tl x K
>>502441184what did he mean by this
>>502480692cute
>>502479580Me x your woomy
>>502479580L and k
>>502484221Based
1kinger fishers at rotation?
>>502486572ogey.
>>502486572ye
nearly every mode in this game becomes miserable when Triple Inkstrike is in play, especially zones
>>502488094More so than Tristrike itself, Neo Splash needs to be blood eagled next patch.
>>502488094
>>502486940>>502487608Room will be opening 10 minutes past rotation. Apologies for the delay.
I really really really really really really love it when a teammate spams THIS WAY when we lose the lead.
>>502488832I'm gonna tell Nogami
>>502488986His game shouldn't have given me a 10 min ban when my power went out!
>>502488887When teammates do nothing but throw nothing-burger sticky bombs from spawn when you could break into the enemy with a push, I do tend to get mad and spam this way.
>>502488832i asked w and he said maybe.
what baffles me about splat3 is that we could've had almost the exact meta we have now on release, minus bubbler since it specifically got shredded by all the specials day 1 and distribution was eh. cooler, zooka, strikes, most of the mains used, hell, even snipewriter got released in season 2. same elements doing same things, just in a more balanced way. but no, top players had to wait for these things to get massively overbuffed to even give them a chance. meta development in splat was always stupidly slow but 3 is on a whole other level. nobody labs, nobody experiments, everything is safe and easy until some gorilla picks up newly borked thing, says "look guys it's borked" and suddenly their word is gospel and everyone uses it, whether it's actually borked or just hype.
>>502486940>>502487608openin the woom
>>502489434nouveau stamper would’ve dominated with pre-nerf crab.
>dizzler lands on me>fall through floorthanks, nogami.
>>502491414nah. crab was overrated and stamper still is overrated. crab died not because of nerfs but rather because it can't keep up with cooler teams, release day crab would still be bad in current meta. and stamper without burst being top tier is a bit of a meme.but if we are talking transplanting new weapons into early crab meta as it was then, c-cav would be a very common sight, inkjet is a strong crab counter and the only thing that stopped it from proliferating early is the fact that for the longest time it was on two suboptimal weapons, and by the time we got more options we got snipewriter which kills inkjet and also kills crab through cooler.
vomits
ggs woomy roomy
GG's Solomon!
GGs SR
>can't do anything because my team is absolute trashI'd call that painbros a hundred times if it wasn't a 4v1
eggs fsh.
Me on the left
I FUCKING HATE HYDRAS, STOP BEING SLOW AND CLUNKY NEVER WHERE YPU NEED TO BE >>>>>>:((((((
>why do people hate nono?
>>502497702Letting your anger out makes you play better
SZ according to Japan
>>502498696>shot slosh decav snipeshow predictable
um, pleased to feet you?
>>502488094It was always fucking bullshit in tower control I'm just surprised how long it took to catch on everywhere else
Slosher may be deserving of more nerfs, maybe undo the minimum damage buff
>>502498696>a group with Pokémon names
>>502499276slosher doesn't need any nerfs, other than tristrike nerf as a part of nuking the big 4 specials. >undo the minimum damage buffoh no, instead of 2-shotting 100% of the time it'll 2-shot 99.9999999% of the time! how will they recover?
>compfags are actually considering banning SPU reefsliderkek
>>502500651source?
>>502500716a western twitter post I'm betting
>>502500631splatlinggods stay winning
>>502500651of all the things to ban
>>502501396zones is their favorite mode and slider disrupts it in a fucked up way
Ah why are my teammates subpar tonight, it makes me so mad
>>502484221conch-clashing veemos...
>>502501460as if cooler, tristrike and bubble don't
>>502503349cooler doesn't
>>502503351Boobsuho
Love is in the air tonight. (cute)
>>502503840L(oser) + L(oli)
>>502503840IT'S NOT FAIR, WHERE IS MY WOOMY GF
>>502503403>>> fucking >zones are a defensive mode. cooler is a middle finger to defense. it disrupts the mode on a fundamental level, more than any other mode.
I have a yebby bf but he says he's too scared to play because he hears me get mad at the game to much
listening to ok compwoomer by radiogillchod yorke is so talented
>>502503840discords latest grooming victims
>>502503351that's where i want to die
>>502504780groom this*whips out flopper*
>>502503840team love lost thoughbeit
>>502498696>the only team without cooler is in last placeseems about right
>>502504956Love shall not die.
they should make it so that if wavebreaker's wave hits bubbler, it reverbates inside and applies full damage to anything in it, whether grounded or not
>>502505957Too MuchSoul
>>502505957Marker should pierce bubbler, crab, and splash wall
>issued a warning because I mentioned the name of a certain anon in the Pool "T W"Don't do the sale mistake as me
>>502504956tf is "thoughbeit"
>>502500991Why the fuck was this removed? Isn't that literally someone's ign in the pool?
>>502507060ESL terminology, it's another way of saying "although", "albeit" or "nevertheless" and they spam it like "lol" or "kek" at the end of their posts because they think it makes them sound smart but only outs them as being retarded>>502508406Probably mistaken for political posting or the op deleted it in case mods mistook it for that
>>502506527yes, marker should pierce everything
>>502507060It's a new word like thoughever.
>>502508791what the fuck
>>502508624>ESL terminology, it's another way of saying "although", "albeit" or "nevertheless" and they spam it like "lol" or "kek" at the end of their posts because they think it makes them sound smart but only outs them as being retardedits a shitposting term that originates from /qa/ ev&o its largely co-opted by literal soiteens
>>502507060it's something shartykids add to the end of their posts when they can't think of anything funny
>>502508982the magic of it really died after /qa/ was locked. yeah yeah "blah blah blah it was always shit" i dont care about the opinions of the trans community
SELL! SELL! I haven't seen my Yebby and kid in twenty-seven hours!
>dying to someone else's killerwhail trying to dodge it thinking it's yours A special good at killing anything but its intended target
>>502494272Buying these woomies' shoes
>>502492027Your not the only one that has happened too
>>502499029Hello veemoGood veemo
>>502401069where is it
Woomies shouldn't wear socks
GGs again.High Res: https://files.catbox.moe/c4tibl.png>>502478306I might try later PBs sometimes but it most likely wouldn't be permament.>>502492791Cool.
>>502514217Most shoes in the game don't have socks.
>>502514661what's wrong shiver? mad about your chest again?
>>502514886She saw Peal in a bikini and found out even Pearl is bigger.
>>502515219
>>502516831shit game
>>502516831woomy booyah one
Might be my best clip so far
>>502516831>go online>every single opponent is Squinty riding the FloppercycleI hate metafags fuck
>>502517535Ok I laughed a bit at this one
i'm a mammalian and i'm proud
>>502517535This Flingza user aims like shit, you'd be dead from the start if he could aim
Splatoon 3: Reforged
>>502517943for the last time just because your woomy has huge inkers doesn't mean she's part mammal
>>502516831I'm the best /ink/ Team Racing player here, I main myself of course.
>>502518192>You didn't release 3rd kits, knowingly? Arrrgghhh!
>>502515995I don't get this, she has free access to them?
>>502516831>not on the list
>>502519721>his woomy isn't fast enough
>>502519284Shiver if flat, Frye is bouncy Shiver is jealous of the tits she doesn't have.It doesn't matter if she has 24/7/365 access to Frye's she wants her own pair.
>>502506803>evades a 24 hour ban (granted that underserved) cuz he can't stand not talking about himself for this longMon frère, please do go get medicated. With an explosively propelled lead pill, if all else fails.
Splatoon 4 will have 4 idols. 2 male and 2 femalesone of the males is a BIG Octo nigga
Woomy has fallen and she can't get up.
>>502516831lets see those character stats
>>502520820pov its breeding time
Am I a asshole for playing like this when I encounter another /ink/er in the wild? Still lost tho GG(again) to him
>>502519284>>502520023I'm pretty sure there was supposed to be another comic before that.
>>502522484shouldn't you be in bed by now, gramps?
>>502522258Yes but that is still the point of the comic Shiver is having a typical oppai envy moment for years on end.
>>502522258it was just an abridged version
>>502522861
>>502522484>OCtranny
Veemlet naizuri.
>>502523062ocfaggotry will be what saves this general
>>502520820she really did the /aco/ pose.
this is my woomy her name is ika-chan she likes playing salmon run with her friends, and hates clam blitz!she's actually also a secret agent who spends time with Callie and Marie (who are also secret agents, don't tell anyone!)Her favorite band is Chirpy Chirps and she's even met and is tableturf friends with their vocalist!
>going AFK, afraid of a mere 500 x badge>costing us a potential victoryI'm reminded people like this exist
>>502524658little creature yebby
>>502525220all yebbies are little creatures
Would you still love your woomy if she had round ears?
good night, woomy
>>502516831funny how nono has destroyed all the transcord clique on there kek
>>502536774food fight woomy
how did nono get so good he can single handily beat x rankers like fantasy (1200 x power but still kek)/happy sky/panic/squinty/rainy/timmy/dude/putz, cheaters like ballin/brostar, and shitters like limon/kold/cranberry/freakazoid all while using the aerospray one of the weakest weapons in the game for slaying??
>hit 39 wins 9 losses >suddenly disconnects and laggy players in every game>play eight games, lose sevenafk farming losses in open again i guess
>>502549573how many times are we allowed to press it
>>502549810you are not allowed to press it
>>502549573how many times are we allowed to push it
>>502516831I got teehee'd holy shit, thank you anon, I'm saving this.
>>502554180I'll be joining her in bed
rare footage of goblin using the powerful brainwaves to destroy the squid sisters
>>50255434800p
>>502554219
>>502554628least points but most fun :D
you on the left
>>502555779Where's the yeb daddy
>>502509392If you haven't seen your kid in that long, then Goji must have kidnapped and raped them in the ass.
>>502555825At work, providing for the family.His cute little angel daughter will grow into an ungrateful hysterical teenager, his wife will grow old and get bitchy and grumpy. His boss will treat him like shit as he ages and his work efficiency drops due to chronic backpain. He will lose his hair due to stress. If woomy wife files for divorce he will jump off Moray tower
>>502554348Frye with shoes on is wrong, but the outfit is so good and dare I say, cunty...
>Eeltail / Flounder>insanely biased maps but on the extreme opposite ends of the spectrum so you can't pick what to abuse without getting fucked over by chanceThe worst kind of rotation.
>>502559221skill issue
>>502559221it's almost like you're supposed to pick something universal and play the actual game and not try to cheese every match because you can't be assed to play honest neutral
>>502559338as if anything can play "honest netural" when .52 gal exists
>>502559475.52 is honest neutral personified. >butit's just a 2-liner shooter, you can't deal with a 2-liner? unless you're using aerospray, you have no excuse, and even aero can just say "fuck it" and go do something else while .52 is locked into its wall.
>>502560296*places a splash wall*
>>502560296>t. Hishashi Nogami
>>502560296Name? FC? Rank?
>>502560296>.52>locked to it's wallhey man try using a .52 gal after using a splashwall and see how far you can get on the last 40% of your tank.52 gal isn't locked to its wall at all
>>502560373wow! now it's a surrogate 3-liner in terms of its sphere of influence, except it's purely defensive and can't harpoon you out of your own ink like a 3-liner can. how quaint! and it's not like there are whole three (3) walled 3-liners to choose from instead, ones that can actually deliver on effectively using the wall not just to halt your progress. >>502560815>get nuked by the ubiqtous succ the moment you poke your nose beyond the wallgg
>>502561483how often do you see those three other walled three liners actually played?
>muh splashwallJust lure them out of it and bomb
>teammates too good they leave no crumbs for me>not leaving the weakened onesI have to ink random floor away from battle to get gold medals, I'm this desperate
splash wall is a flawed sub and should be removed
>>502561778.96d is fairly common outside of zonessqueezer is still the second best weapon in the gamegloogas exist>>502562080splash wall is a necessary sub. without wall, the only hard defensive non-special option in the entire game is tent. meanwhile we have half a dozen grenades, each on as many weapons as wall is. if anything, we need wall 2 and 3. sprinkler used to be kinda wall but then they made chargers pierce it and now it's not really a wall. >captcha AGAYW
>2 gold consecutive matches with enemy gold X badges>my teammates are outching>I'm running in circles, killing their weaker ones and stalling the zone in vainMy win streak...
How do I avoid tunnel vision?
>>502564049Blink and refocus more often, avoid overfocusing on one target when you're potentially exposed to enemy fire
>>502564049turn off the k-pop
>>502564049look at the map more
What's a weapon that literally does not work and makes you wonder how it made the final cut?
Aerogay, H-3 Nozzlenose, splattershot Nova, recycled brella
>>502568309pre buff tri stringerit’s paint was laughable at launch
>>502568309Goo Tuber and Hydra Splatling, enough said.
>>502568309clashlike, release day 2, both it and goober were both garbage and outclassed, but where goob eventually grew into its own weapon with a lot of nuance and complexity, clash just became a timmy blasterstill bad, still outclassed, and completely squandered its unique potential to be a mobile blasterand they brought it back in 3 unchangedeven cosmetically it doesn't work, we had a lot of highly animated weapons introduced in both 2 and 3 and clash's crayons still don't spin
>>502569510they buffed it's strafe speed
>>502568309Ultra stamp
>>502569065>aerowas good in 1, got nerfed by system mechanics and then demonstratively ignored for years, has potential to be a fun weapon if ngmi stops sabotaging it and gives it more mobility and good tools with kits.>h3best shooter main in splat1 (uncontested), still very much capable despite getting kicked by nerfs (both just and unjust) many times and not getting any love in the powercreep we are seeing.>novaif they make it accurate, it'll be the greatest shooter training weapon out there. if they make it accurate and 4-shot, it'll be lowkey really good. old ds was very underrated as a weapon because its kits were niche. >recycledentirely maps' fault. recycled on something like port would be a menace. but port's dead.>>502569094it was a decent inker up close on launch. like, you know, chargers are. no ranged paint was a balancing decision that didn't fly because suddenly, instead of turflet chargers, it has to compete with turf god snipewriter.>>502569263>goobgoob works, it's just hard to use. most people use it suboptimally and say it's bad, it's not, it's just a lot deeper than it appears on the surface and has a lot of unintuitive tools.>hydradoesn't work because of snipewriter, but that's the fate of all backlines because snipewriter obsoletes the entire range bracket. >>502569642they couldn't even do that properly, it's still sub-0.72 so it can't even play keepaway with 2-liners. but the biggest problem with clash was never strafe anyway, it is that its framedata and inking SUCK. same 20f action as rapids and vblaster but they paint solid lines with guranteed foot coverage so they can move around with just one shot, while clash needs two shots to fill a line and foot coverage every second shot, so it goes nowhere and gets trapped easier than fucking luna. l3 also has 20f action, shoddy lines and foot coverage every other burst, but it can swipe down and paint its feet, clash can't. they wanted to give it burst once, but decided against it.
>>502568309Zipcaster feels like it was made specifically for stamper.
>>502571257>entirely the maps' faultnothe fault falls on recycled's nonexistent shield
>>502571639it's not a splat/undercover, it's a little tent, you're supposed to be punished for using it attached. when using it launched, it's got just enough health for you to approach one guy and stuff full of buckshot, just like undercover. any more and it goes from good at 1v1s and useless in 1v2s to unbeatable in 1v1s while still getting shredded by 1v2s.
>>502571639Recycled has range, a great deal of range for a brella other than Tenta. The shield is most of the time a distraction, quick turf or something to block a few bullets while you reposition where you can shoot the enemy.>>502571257>hydra >doesn't work because ofE-liter, it's e-liter. Snipewriter too but at least it has a chance to move to safety after being hit once. E-liter forces them to stay hidden full time and they have no means of ripost unless your teammates make a good distraction even then it's unlikely
>>502571257>goob works, it's just hard to useIt is a strictly inferior Squiffer (which is arguably currently outclassed by Reeflux, but let's not go there yet). Mid-jump charge beats the long charge hold as an offensive gimmick.>doesn't work because of snipewriterPencil is just the coup de grâce, the truth is Hydra is too slow to ever matter at high levels and partial charges are too inefficient to cover up for the entirely redundant 1st charge ring - it's alright against rushdown but that's it. Most other backliners will bully the weapon out of the game and it's crippled by bomb poking. Even at its best (S2 Custom) it was still mediocre.
Goo Tuber is the only charger that deserves a charge hold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3HpZNE1Z9k
>>502578749Hey that's my weyyo! Ain't he handsome, just like me
>>502575685goob has not been a strictly inferior squiffer for the better part of a decade at this point. goob's long-range tapshots and steep partial charge damage curve give it quick 3-line bamboozles, exceptional paint and efficiency, surprisingly good mobility (especially with fizzy in tow), 100-charge oneshots and ability to finish just about anyone off with a quick partial, splat1 eliter-style. and in 3 it has chip damage subs to capitalize on that last ability too. that's on top of charge hold getting a new tool that other chargers don't have- it can hold the charge for long enough to use 3's new movement mechanics. flux does outclass squiff, but that's indeed a whole other rant. i legit want to strangle ngmi for doing that to my boy flux. more than for cooler, more than for squeezer getting away with it for so long, overbuffing flux is low key ngmi's lowest moment. like, he might want cooler to be stupid, but flux's aerial charge buff is 100% a "i have no idea what i'm doing so i'll just hit it with a hammer" solution to a non-existent problem that turned a complex and nuanced weapon into "lol squiffer except squeezer baseline".
Pride is a deadly sin, you should always remain humble even when winning.Refuse all credits, thank your teammates for their efforts and our Lord Nogami for providing you with this game.
>>502579154No one likes you
>>502580132He likes himself
well i had the weirdest splatoon dreami met an /ink/er who could turn people into woomies. he turn himself into one and posted a sex tape online so me and other /ink/ers tracked him down and we all became woomies.
>>502580689no you didn't
>>502580689What if I want to be veemo?
woomies on film
Woomy in the casting room sitting on the couch
My beeb is streaming on chaturbait
>>502582742https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bT1IgtsCsQ
Anyone wanna 1king Salmone?
>>502588873I'm opening a room in 5 minutes
sheldon’s picks reveal this weektrust the plan
>>502588940comin
>>502589593Geddin'
SR 3/4 opening.
>>502589640oh yeah good times
>>502590482Still fishing?
>>502591732Ye, opening now.
>>502592109Nice!
Everyone wanna go for one more?
GGs slim
>>502593270Yeah, comm error tho...>>502593306GGs!
>>502593270ye gotta comm but ggs if not uno mas
>>502593508>>502593576My internet just went kaput, I guess I'll call it there.
>>502593613>>502593576>>502593306Ah well, GGs then!
>>502594265GGs!
>>502594265kill yourself
>>502594265remain alive
Panic sodomizes infants.
hohumhs
I don't like playing Splatoon any more.
>>502602305interesting idea
>decent enough zones rotation>have no interest in playingIt's over.
>>502603317spit him out! spit him out!
where my bedhair woomies @?
pink haired thing
>lose>feel anger>win>feel nothing
>>502606931an enemy
>>502606931Sex with the pink haired creature
>>502602305A float with my /ink/ bros :)
i agree
Choose this faggot's new hairstyle.
>>502609741woomy
>>502609741hipster
>>502609817No, yebby.
>>502609741bottom one
>>502609954i don't understand
>>502610189"Yebby" is the colloquial term used to describe male inklings, unworthy yet necessary liabilities for the sake of bringing more woomies to the world.
>>502610348in english, pointdexter!
>>502610606They ngyesing our woomies.
>>5026097412nd choice
>>502610348but inklings just lay eggs
>>502610664???
Octolings are now left handed. How does the meta change?
>>502611967good players don’t play as octolings so nothing changes
>>502611967octolings will be able to left peek instead of right
This will be woomy in Splatoon 4
I didn’t know we passed three other versions.
>>502616940Nintendo hire this manmenmi
Would anyone be interested in some Salmon Run at the hour?
>>502621679Yeah if you still are
>>502625203Apologies, I had already quelled a king and got my bonuses.
>>502626602No worries!
>>502626602Start worrying.
>>502627797
>>502629068the biggest child predator on /ink/
>>502630753SEX
i like the cute woomies
>>502632836>weyyo not yebbyI miss cute woom-yeb couplesOcto Expension ruined everything
>>502636096ଳ
So that you can climb, somebody else has to fall <3
>>502637071Maybe clam blitz isn't for you
>>502637164It is my favorite mode though
I feel like Callie is the type to do TikTok dances
>>502637778You're not wrong
>>502637778sounds about right
>>502637578What are you doing wrong? Do you flank wrong? Do you get flank? Maybe fail to turf or kill?
Shiver: Frye, your hand is on my butt.Frye: Oh sorry it was an accident.Shiver: ..........it's still on my butt.Frye: It's still an accident.
kill yourself
>>502638353I don't know, anon. I guess I'm just not playing aggressive or "meta" enough. It's tiresome.
>>502638353>flanking>in splatoon 3good one
>Been wanting to exercise, get a haircut and draw woomies>All I've been doing is fish and watch videos I feel lifeless
>>502642662draw a fish
I can finally sleep soundly.
>>502646315that’s not a good win rate
>>502641454There are still options on some maps
>>502647167I know, it's the bare minimum but I fell off too hard this weekend so I had to recover.
>>502647189kill yourself
trad wife woomy
secretly gay trad husband yebby
tard wife woomy
Imagine having your entire team decimated by one aerospray, the weakest weapon in the game
>>502648110You mean fizzy bombs and reefslider? Kit abuse makes any trash weapon look good.Jr, Splatbrella, Splat Nova and Aerogay among others
>>502648110Me trying to imagine that scenario
>>502648110>things that never happen
>>502564746I listen to kpop while playing turfwar always
i listen to marie's podcasts
uhh...
>>502649354>someone in the hub mourning his mom's deathkinda wish I didnt see that
>>502649305I don't but I made sure to check out her Trout interview
>>502649354Why are you surprised?
>>502648110imagine having your entire thread decimated by one aerospray, the frenchiest weapon in the game
>can finally play again>pool deadwellmakes sense
>>502654783Did you get banned?
>>502654998? no
At least reeflux is still fun, though it hurts my hand now to play.
>>502654783its late on a work night
I thought we were all hikkiNEETs here...
>>502656946overbuffed
i miss woomy posting
>>502658183Is it? Its kits are kind of jank, I just like nailing someone with a charge while still having mobility.
>>502663703woomy!
if i like woomies does that mean i'm into monster-girls
>>502665908Don’t call woomy a monster.
>>502666660you don't think this is a scary creature?
>>502667826This but with ChargersPlaying Zones is basically queueing to play against Snipewriter/E-liter every fucking game
big sis woomy
>>502669086my disdain is of a different nature I scoff at its uselesness, knowing it makes the game a 3v4 for whichever side has it
>>502669718Sounds like an MMR issue, Neo Splash is pretty strong.
>>502670181it's a garbage weapon picked by people who don't understand why it's in competitive play but worthless in solo play
it's like how people say that missiles were meta to justify them playing VJet and 89 in 2.
>>502657640Nah, only posers. The pool was always virtually dead after like 10 PM, even on Friday nights.
>nothing but enemy japanese teams in seriesThis game is pretty much done isn't it
no better feeling than getting #1 popular target as inkbrush
>>502676209>4 to 7 for burgers>wage time for eurosyou're not the brightest
>my game isn't dead you just have to play at specific times to play against people in your own countrysounds like something that happens to dead games
>>502676814you're an idiot for ever responding to these schizos, they do this EVERY where and EVERY single day without fail in EVERY thread they can find about literally fucking anything
>>502677203You just admitted the game comes alive at certain hours of the day, when people have the most free time. Something that's dead can't be alive, you contradicted your own shit post. How can you be so fucking stupid? Could also be that you're just so shit at the game that it's trying to pair you with children so you're on the same playing field but they're all at school
one day /ink/ will learn to ignore bait poststoday is not that day it seems
schizo is such an annoying buzzword along with tourist. erm thing i dont le liek??? SCHIZO TOURIST WOW IT MUST BE LE SUMER TIEM xD
>>502679698"Retarded nigger" is too verbose to use frequently.
>>502680009if youre referring to the anon above i mean hes not too far off. not even the trannys who avatarfag their oc on xitter play this game
Good morning /ink/
>>502650148literally me
>marlin/scorch zonesi wanted to host an open room but i guess i’ll wait a bit longer.
>>502684459No one would have joined your french ass
>>502685503not him
>>502669608Teaching her littke sis about the weyyo cock
>>502669608kill yourself
>>502688083that's a yebby
>>502688545Teaching little bro about the weyyo cock*
>He's 2-0 on his Rankup Series?>Send in the japs
>>502691428>keeps winning>MMR goes up>gets paired against people with people in the same rating range
>Other teams push into the enemy side of the map when they take the splat zone>Your team always camps it (and loses it instantly)
That match was confusing to go through but then I could see why in the result screen
>>502564821Having a bit of trouble checking the map occasionally without completely losing focus on what's in front of me. I think I'm just mentally retarded.
1king fssh?
>people with matching names in seriesIt's that easy to get in the same team through matchmaking now?
>>502693342i could fsh.
>>502693575woom's up
>two shiftsthat was quick
ggs bssh
>>502695576ggs!
The splatoon experience
>>502696486Woomy when she riding me
>>502696486my woomy rewards my wins with erotic woomy sex moves
Which shades look better with this fit? This is important, I need to plan subs accordingly.
>>502697706aviators
>>502697706Tinted Shades
>we win with a close lead... because the enemy forgot to pick up the RM before overtimeThank you for being dumb
hey /ink/, should i buy BOTW or just emulate it? Is it sinful to do anything but Splat?
>>502698568You should buy me SMTV:V
>>502698784:V quack quack
>>502698568if your pc is good enough to emulate it then emulate it
>>502698568Yes it is a cardinal sin to play other Nintendo games, this company is shit and I wouldn't give them the time of day if it wasn't for squidkids.
>>502698784>>502698867But I don't want it>>502698990It is, but I wonder if the convenience of portability with the Switch is worth the cost. Is the Switch still easy to emulate? I do remember reading they shut down a lot of Switch emulators. Do people here run Splatoon on the console or emulated?>>502699012But anon how can I resist the tempting allure of Nintendo Labo
>>502699531>But anon how can I resist the tempting allure of Nintendo LaboLabo has no lolis.
Your death has merely been delayed
>>502699531there's not much reason to emulate splatoon since you can't play the pvpthe switch is still fairly easy to emulate, but it might take a little longer to find an emulator and set it up if you haven't already done that
why is this general filled with Reefslider/Fizzy Bomb abusers?
>>502700031it's one guy
>>502700031Everyone else is self-aware enough to know most clips aren't impressive or worth posting here, but. Nono sniffs his own farts for no discernible reason.
>>502700206why is this general filled with one Reefslider/Fizzy Bomb abuser?
>dynamo being a thrower in the enemy teamI feel bad even when it's not happening to me
>>502697957Guess I'll go with that, thanks.
>>502700918Looking bad Lame shades, get them tinted
>>502700918lookin snazzy.
>>502700416>>502700031There is no such thing as kit "abuse" I'm given tools and I'm using them to win
>shitters that ruined my previous 4 win series get back in my team after I waited 3 minutesGET THE FUCK OUT
>>502702008you don't deserve the win if you can't carry 3 bad teammates :)
Nothing tells me I'm paired with shitters than game start booyahs. It's so consistent I'm not surprised anymore.
>>502703310
Hopefully by next game the devs would learn buckets should never ever be given bombs again. None of them need them or deserve them.
>>502703310>>502703540>but frye is the brown one
>>502703045haha you are miserable
>>502703837Happiness is a meme, all it does is lead you to a false sense of security.
>>502703798it's fan art, can you imagine the meltdown if they used frye
>>502703798She prefers dine n' dashing.
>>502703045>he doesn't booyah backthis is why you are losing.
>>502704526Ha, Penis!
>>502704823Most people aren't constantly thinking about race, just you and a few twitterfags
Poor little veemlet...
>most usekess inkbrush user in the world not trying to kill their carrier I'm shooting from behind letting them regain the leadMan I wish I could kill people remotely writting their name in a journal and cleanse this world
Say their name.
>>502706196Sluts
>>502706196Moo Moo Milkers
Sometimes I should follow my gut feelings and quit after game start, spares me 5 minutes wasted on what is essentially ritual humiliation.
>>502706196dum woomiesinb4 that one faggot who always complains
>>502699753>there's not much reason to emulate splatoon since you can't play the pvpOh right, I didn't realise Online was blocked, I thought there was a workaround for some reason. I haven't set up a Switch emulator, surely there are loads of forks out there though and it can't be too hard?
>>502709032it’s not difficult at all, just a bit tedious
>>502705612you literally brought up race in the previous post>b-but that wasn't me!then shut the fuck up dipshit
>shitters deadweights from the previous matches all gather up in one teamDon't mind if I stomp
>>502709885Please put on a trip.
The "shitters" you guys complain about are literal children, there is a mode without children it's X above 2000. Play X if you don't want any. Stop ruining other modes for this game's targetted audience
>>502710504>above 2000it is not possible to queue high enough to avoid children
Children are better at this game than me
>>502711813You're the legendary uber shitter, loser of games. The player that made 3 top 10 x badges lose??? Impossible
>>502703540I like how this artist consistently does not want to draw oth
>>502713562Yeah, motorboating Marina.
>>502709202thanksstill, dunno whether to get BOTW for portability sake or just emulate the bastard. I have TOTK, unplayed.
>>502696486>>502696954Sexo
Flatties were lacking in hormones during puberty but it didn't only impact their breast and hips, they act immature too 'cause their brain didn't develop properly either Thus Shiver has the intelligence of a 14 years old
frye has more boob than brain
>was in an interesting match, having a blast>ISP decides to cut my internet for 3 seconds WHEN IT'S ONLY 8PMFUCK OFF
Why did Side Order not get nominated bros?
>>502716048doesn't matter splat 3 still got multiplayer goty
>Enemy splatter against a 2 top 500 team with a top 3000 as aerosprayOkay?
I havent been here since like may, did people leave after finalfest or is it just as active?
>>502719856Nono is still here
>>502719920hope that french faggot dies
>>502719856Most did, yes. Expect the general to go back to 2020-2021 levels of activity.
>>502720029its genuinely over. hope splatoon 4 comes out early in the switch 2 lifespan
only ocfaggotry can save us now
>>502720029Grim. I have a lot of memories fishing and playing ranked with you guys. Hope S4 comes out soon
>when the enemy is so predictable you're not even trying to anticipate them yet they still fail
>>502719920my beloved
>grand festival is already 2 months oldi miss it so much bros
Sara... I failed you>>502721332Grandiose! Magnificient work anon, I'll cherish it.
>>502719920Did Kold fuck off?
>>502721557still here
>those maps in Open>>502684459 is it time?
>>502721805>hammerhead
>>502721805ah, i forgot i said i would host later...i could host at the hour if there’s genuine interest i suppose
I don't get the hate for Hammerhead, it's fine
>>502721736Do you still cry about people who beat you in pb kek
>>502720169you guys think they'll release S4 in a short amount of time like Splatoon 2? S2 only came out like two years after S1
>>502722638i would hope they take their time with this next one but probably
>>502722283it's "fine" on zones only
>>502722907Having a blast during RM tho?
>>502723494hammerhead rm snowballs too hard
>>502722241Joining
>>502722241Same here, let's fill up that room
not that impressive but it looked kinda cool
>running into japanese teams in series when its 5:00 AM there
transvestites are way too comfortable in this game. i think nintendo needs to do more to keep troons away from children
>rank up time>first enemy team has a gold x-ranker on it>second enemy is japanese >third team has a 11, 7 and 3 streaker on it
>>502726262Keep reporting them. It's funny watching them get mad over "politics" when they've been shitting up the game since launch.
>>502726561S+ or S+10+?
>>502725552>>502725629room up
>>502726810S+20
>>502726839Got to S+50 this season, my rank ups were tame enough I failed none of them. Guess I'm lucky
3/4 open(You)my if you wanna join
>>502725842Getting the day started early.
>>502726981Must have been. I just played another series game only to run into an enemy team with FOUR players on 2+ winstreaks while my team had none.Great matchmaking.
It's not just me, that match was a lagfest
ban?
the porl of great price
hiya HS
Wait Happy Sky you were a random encounter, GG
>the enemy team getting four players on winstreaks happened againcool
Damn gg
>>502729725That usually doesn't mean anything for me
>>502729913well when one of them is 11 and another is 6 it's a pretty big deal
>final series match has everyone on the enemy team end the game with 2+ KDA'slmao
Ah dammit, everyone is dead...
GGs Open lads! Very fun games
ggs open crew good stuffs
GGs open
>>502731870That's a bitch slap of truth right there.
>>502728996One day Nogami will find his balls and give us maid gear
>>502733687Frills strike fear into the splatoon dev, we will never have new gendered gear
Splatoon 4 will not have amiibo gear. You are welcome.
Anyone care to slim for a slom at the hour?
>>502733687or you'll find yours and realize they're not adding your fetish gear that stylistically and thematically does not fit the game
Bunny suit when
>>502736884Me
>>5027368842/4, (You) me if you want in
>>502739009I’ll play until my food arrives
>>502739568Opening
>this game's shit>remember all other games are even worse>keep playing
>>502740739I can't think of a single game I own that's worse than splatoon 3. Even original Metroid II with no map is less frustrating
you people are miserable
GGs micro slom!
>>502741338GG's!
>>502741338GGs hs
>>502741323Nah I'm feel pretty good here
>>502741235Modern games I mean. There are a plethora of good games released decades ago, but they don't count.
>>502726262Pedophiles like Happy Sky are always luring children to rape them in the anus.
>>502741323Contentment takes more effort than I'm willing to put on living.
>>502741323The real world is a shithole too.
GG's p!
>>502744098GGs F
My life is miserable because I don't have a woomy gf IRL
>>502745053She would love splatoon more than you chud
>>502745053She'd spit on the controller to ensure all gaming time is hers.
>>502742705Skill issue
new milestone, we are finally comfy.
>>502745838This thread's anything but, retard.
>>502745897rude, all we need now is a final solution to the french question.
>>502745838>finally attain comfy slow thread>at the cost of qualityI thought the slower threads meant they'd be better, not that all the good posters would stop posting...
>>502745053Have you tried getting an irl hebe gf and asking her to cosplay as a woomy?
>>502746315Human kids are stupid and not silly like woomy...
you're a kid nowyou're a squid now
New>>502749750>>502749750>>502749750
