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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Version 9.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v910
• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
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https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
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less than two weeks in the season
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What if I changed my weyyo's hairstyle?
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>>502749971
whatcha changing it too?
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>>502750943
Tentacurl and crossdressing him
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>>502750943
Ponytail.
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>>502749971
Fro is the only way to go.
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>>502751057
what was his original hairstyle?
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I think explosher deserves a 0.25s extra time of firing delay
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>>502751360
Yooo this nigga is playing brinewater zone
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Hugs with Callie
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>>502751102
Afro.
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Have a bearl I did today
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>>502751856
Cute porl.
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>>502751774
seems like a reasonable change, go for it.
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STOP KILLING YOURSELF AT THE ENEMY SPAWN, THEY HAVE SPAWNSHIELDS
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>>502752487
no
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>>502752487
If me shoot and you shoot then shield go away fast
Stop throwing and spawncamp them with me
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Why are veemos like this?
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>>502754047
I like your Woomy
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>>502752343
my future wife
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>cleaning the Snipewriter's trails
I feel like a janitor
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No fatties allowed beyond this point
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>>502754842
>Vivi
Cursed name, it's not our vivi right?
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>>502755232
No, he changed his name and abandoned his old accounts. He also trooned out and told people about it on /ssbg/.
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/r/ing an appropriate fit for these shoes.
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you DID preorder, right?
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Boomy :DDDDD
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>>502757296
cursed woomy
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>gold tarokaka badge
How rare
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So has the S3 player base stayed pretty much the same since finalfest?
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>>502759131
You will see the same names over and over, yes
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Frye...
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>smartest craptank user
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>>502760327
it has armor you can't do that
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>>502760445
Watch your back bro
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Just a bit more to the left... that should be it... nice!
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kill yourself
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>>502761378
I still have much to learn, so much room to improve. Perfecting little things like that can change the course of a match methink.
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five little yebbies jumping on the bed
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>>502762115
one fell off and was pronounced dead
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>>502762043
kill yourself
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I'm the worst /ink/er.
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Bad woomies do exist
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>>502761378
>>502762043
>trying to pass fizzy bomb spam as something thoughtful
You're not fooling anyone
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I saw something very unexpected while at the grocery store someone wearing a Splat fest shirt Big Man's Zelda fest shirt to be exact.
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>>502763153
Shame them, call them a nerd. Ask them when was last time they showered
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>>502763057
My woomy thinks like this.
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>>502763057
American players are a blight
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>>502763057
That woomy isn't bad that woomy just has a bad flop cut. Lack of floppers make woomy unfresh
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being cold blooded stinks
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I LOVE SHIVER
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>>502764370
why
how
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>>502764370
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>>502764664
Look at that smile…look at how much of a goober she is, despite making herself out to be someone refined and sophisticated…look at that queen…
>>502764768
YEEEAAAHHH BABY
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>>502764768
What's in the tupperware? French fries?
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>>502766182
noodles
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fuck off
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>>502766381
They're rancid
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>>502766986
that's why she's giving them to you
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>>502767186
Their not rancid Shiver just isn't good at cooking.
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Shiver posting a cook-along thread on /ck/, gets mocked by mean anons
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Haven't been to /ink/ since June of last year, what's changed
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Eating all of Shiver's home cooking!
Why is there so much.
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>>502769461
Artfags aren't here anymore :(
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>>502769626
one posted art last thread
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>>502769461
Terrible reefslider clips spam every thread
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>>502769626
all the autists scared them away
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ocfaggotry will save this general once again
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>>502769626
I'll cram one out for you, need to de-rust anyways.
Can be lewd if you want.
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New weapon:
Turkey Baster
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>>502771004
How would it work?
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>>502771004
LEWD!
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>>502770865
fuzzy tako sexo
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>>502770865
Draw the security guard jelly
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>>502771373
>>502771427
Better idea draw sexo fuzzy tako staring down security jelly.
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>>502769770
Not an artist.
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>>502769626
Between the idol spam and the nono spam, these threads don't inspire much these days.
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>>502771921
???
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>>502771427
>>502771727
too late I wanted to draw tits
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>>502774327
would
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I fucking love dualies
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kill yourself
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>>502774457
Sex with this woomy
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>>502774327
Ooohhh Jellyboob even more bouncy than normal tits.
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>>502775179
new meaning to the term "bouncer"
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>>502774327
I need this man carnally.
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>>502774457
why are woomies like this?
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Th-thanks.
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callie flopper jiggle physics
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>>502763057
I'm so sick of faggots and trannies shitting up this game. This pisses me off more than seeing a black squid
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>>502782882
You shit up OUR game and I don't report and complain about you.
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>>502783267
i will always report you
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>>502783390
>doing it for free
clean it up faster you nerd
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Takos.
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>>502784515
おやすみ woomy rest well
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Hey guys. It looks like my space is filling up (96% used lol) so I'm going to have to move servers. I'll do it this weekend so expect downtime Saturday and Sunday. Sorry in advance for the inconvenience.
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>>502786136
Thank you for maintaining it.
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shiver is so cute
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>>502793010
she is AND I LOVE HER
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>>502774327
most my grandfest screenshots where of him and his pecs
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the world would be a better place if they gave splatana wiper triple splashdown and autobomb
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>>502794504
not sure if you want to nerf it or naively "buff" it
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I love Aori.
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The world would be a better place if I could hug woomy right now
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>>502782882
>This pisses me off more than seeing a black squid
this is exactly why i chose the black skin color
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this is how it feels to chew 5 gu- I mean, play aerospray
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>don't want people to afk their games
>also make your matchmaking so terrible you can immediately tell which team is going to win within the first 30 seconds of a match
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Salmoen run?
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>>502801927
Looks more like wiper when he pick up the metal bar and starts to swing from a distance
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>>502801927
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>>502808043
Soup is gone... let it go...
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>>502808043
kill yourself
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WHERE THE YEBBIES????
>>502806816
I can but only if you aren't this very stinky woomy >>502757296
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>>502808043
Another version
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>>502808209
Sorry this is nono general now
Only one guy
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>>502808683
as if aero needs a fizzy to beat range
slow and gay weapon, aero is too straight to be killed by it
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>>502808209
>>502808683
kill yourself
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>>502808139
soup will never be gone.. from my heart, he is an integral part of my splatoon journey beyond the silly S+ Rank up he made me lose and that Challenge we got gold together when it still meant something. He is one of the many /ink/ers that opened themselves to me and that is heart warming
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Guri stripped a three year old boy naked, forced him to suck his dick, then creampied in the toddler's ass.
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>none of the good players quit splatoon 2
>all of the good players quit splatoon 3
that should say something about quality of splatoon 3
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>>502808878
Good blaster users know how to swim, strafe, retreat, jump to the side and shoot around a shooter and even more around a slow killer like MG. You'll get blasted in the face before you even deplete 75% of their health bar if you're too greedy on the shooting time.
When they're stuck on your ink tho, that's another story
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kill yourself
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t I see you fishing...
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>>502793010
>>502764370
Frye...
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>>502810068
which t?
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>>502809289
>source: my ass
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>>502809289
But I still play anon.
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>>502811545
You're not good
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>>502812184
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>>502810557
time, sorry.
I got kidnapped so I can't fish anymore, but next time.
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I want Frye to embrace me after a long day of work.
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>>502815293
Get a green card wife
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>>502815293
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>two markers and two curlings vs an eliter
FLAR
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>good match
>shit passive teammates
>gold X and 2 coordinated blasters shooting at you
>2 backline and a useless second frontline
My luck ran out...
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No range 4 u
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series not going well...
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stop blogging about how your series matches went
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>>502825159
>>502825340
Thanks for subscribing to my series review! Won a match against 4 niggersquid sharkers. They were annoying but we wiped them off and painted the routes 1t that point they were powerless
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>>502825159
>>502825340
shut the fuck up?
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>NOOO DON'T TALK ABOUT THE GAME
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>>502825159
>>502825340
Wanna see my latest match k/d? It's pretty alright I think
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>>502825267
Frye with full socks on feels unnatural otherwise its a cute image
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do you really think there's going to be a splat 4?
also wtf is with the new captcha, my eye sight is already shot for shit i can barely read this crap
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>>502828452
Of course there's gonna be a splatoon 4, the question is will you buy it if it's the same devs? I will not
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>>502828452
There will be, but with how much they didn't want to make 3, its hard to expect anything.
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>>502828452
there's going to be a splat4 and it's going to be everything you hate about modern gay ming because splat3 selling just as well as 2 showed that most people are going to put up with homosexual chinks and other atrocities for woomy
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>>502828452
Yes but it won't be switch 2 launch title
>new captcha
I've been getting them a few times for the past couple of weeks a bit annoying but they usually return to the older types after 4 or 5 post.
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>>502828452
yes you fucking retard
anyone who thinks a ten million seller isn't gonna get another entry is a special kind of retarded
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>>502830165
Asymmetrical docking...
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>>502827030
Gehehehe
>>502828452
MG's kit in S4 probably won't be what I'm used to, I don't know what I'll main...
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>outch
>outch
>outch
STOP IT
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>>502831668
>THIS WAY!
>THIS WAY!
>THIS WAY!
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>>502830868
You will get fizzy/zooka and you will like it
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>>502830947
i'm gonna poke her
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It's taking 2+ minutes to get into a SR match now
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I want Splatoon 4 and /ink/ without Nono
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>>502832172
Do not poke the Shiver entrance hole.
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>>502833458
Leave him alone
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>>502834221
Stop defending him
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>>502834381
Stop attacking him
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>3 matches of clam with good teammates
>perferct coordination even against tough opponents
>they hit their 5 wins
Clam Blitz can be do much fun sometimes
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>>502834381
Thanks for giving me new Marie material
Marie wears it better
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>>502834381
>removed from his pixiv page
>all the versions image search can find aren't no larger
>such a good image stuck in small file size forever.
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>>502834381
>>502835545
marie would definitely fall for octo cock
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>>502835987
Tako's & Weyyo's all get sent to heaven with those hands.
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I gained 120 points in 2 hours 30 of series!
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>when you're the only one tryharding against the top 3000 takokaka jap gang
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>>502837365
>he still plays series outside of rank ups

roflmao

The matchmaking in splatoon 3 is so shit you're going to end up facing enemy teams that are just as powerful as a 4 stack in open. There is no legitimate reason to play series unless you want to make your games even shittier by wagering points.
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>>502839543
I'm going for S+50 9999 for bragging rights
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Building a general splatling build, I'm deliberately overbudgeting on subs so I can ask which abilities need only one of and plan accordingly. Sendou only gave me more questions than answers.
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>>502842158
you're never gonna need more than one sub of qsj for starters
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>>502842243
two is the norm, gives the best ratio of speed to diminishing returns
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>>502842158
https://splatgpt.ink
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>>502842589
>suggested two subs of sub defense
might as well ask nono for build advice
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>>502842589
>pick h3
>equip opening gambit and nothing else
>"output quality" stat plummets to minimum
it's either dumb or very dumb
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When the open match begins, what is the first step everyone takes?
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>>502844331
booyah
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>>502844331
honestly Id like to know too because I usually accomplish nothing before dying on my first life
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>>502844162
It just summarizes builds from sendou
if few people uploaded OG H3 builds, confidence will obviously be low
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>>502842589
>put in tetras
>outputs respawn punisher
how reliable
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>>502844331
Throw fizzy bomb and get first splat
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>>502845215
respawn punisher tetras are good
but respawn punisher tetras are exceedingly rare because everyone's too much of a gorilla nowadays so i have no idea how that one snuck in
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can you imagine making a webm of every fucking splat bomb kill
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>>502845818
I can do that
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>>502842589
this was basically my exact heavy splatling build but I feel like analyzing 15 million matches to come to this conclusion wasn't really necessary
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>>502842158
I'd drop one ink resistance and both swim speeds to take stealth jump and 3 run speed ups
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>>502845818
Have some more
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and here we see why replying is a mistake
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any clip from anyone else would be 100 times more impressive than whatever this guy is posting
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>>502847191
It's the result that matters
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>>502847191
I've become more self-conscious about posting clips because I don't want to post something "nono-tier"
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>>502846040
this is the chad splatling build.
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>>502845315
>>502846003
>>502846497
>>502847298
How is this guy not a streamer?
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>>502847191
true
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>>502847761
>equip a roller
>57P of intensify action
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>>502848657
a main of intensify action on carbon roller can be kind of fun
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>>502847807
because you're french and everyone hates them
>w-what do you mean "you're" i'm not nono!
yes you are, no one in the world gives a rats ass about this freak other than himself
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listening to the currents by radiogill
my iron gill is my favorite track
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>>502849464
>>502846584
How is this guy not a janitor?
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detecting multiple fatties in this thread
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>>502852475
*burrp* just because I play as a veemo doesn't mean I'm fat
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kill yourself
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Why do I get the most braindead teammates today, is it a holyday in america?
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>>502853958
It’s the afternoon, schools over for the day.
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>4 wins 2 losses
>last match are the most stupid motherfuckers on the planet vs top 500 Takorakaka
This game used to love me now it does everything to piss me odf
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>>502857221
Was your victory/defeat history really really good? My matchmaking had also turned to shit to the point I gave up playing, I might try some series after the next rotation.
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>>502852592
(You) are fat
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1king slommen?
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I understand why people sit in spawn now.
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>>502857841
Yes
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>>502858376
Roomy woomin up.
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I envy people who can enjoy salmon run, I can never get into it. I hate PvE in general.
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Gottem
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>>502861671
That charger couldn't shoot a still target, you were beating low level children. There is nothing impressive about that
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>>502858621
Still going?
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>>502861671
kill yourself
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ggs shlem

>>502861918
Just finished.
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>>502862252
GG's a!
I'll go for another king, SR 2/4.
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Me and my Woomy
Eating Sticky BBQ Hot Wings
Watching NASCAR and getting ready for Thankswooming
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>>502862367
fugg it I'll come back for anotha kingi
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>>502862367
Woom me in
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Nonoctoro sodomizes infants.
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>>502862598
>>502862705
The doors open once more
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>>502862568
woomy is a proud racist
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Imagine a thread with no shitty clips and no schizo, just silly woomy and salmon run
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>>502865007
I miss brazilanon
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>>502865007
/ink/ won't ever be comfy until we find an answer to the yebweyy question.
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>>502865320
the only good schizo
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i'm loving these games where no one on my team can do anything and if i make a single mistake i lose

i love it

it definitely doesn't make me wanna start afking my games
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>>502865320
He pushed his luck too much, he will be missed :(
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imagine a thread with no silly
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>>502866083
this is where my woomy showers
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>>502866083
KEK do south Amerishits really?
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ggs re-slomming
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GG's Salmonators!
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GGs salmon woom!
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>>502853712
>Huge ears
>Large fangs
This is Frye's redneck cousin from Osaka
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>>502867943
>Sata Andagi
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>>502865537
maybe if I played a woomy I'd have a better time playing this game
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kill yourself
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>>502868459
Yes learn the science behind it
Playing woomy increases your enjoyment of the game by 3x
Also playing veemo increases your enjoyment of the game by 3x
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>>502868404
I wish Callie would shoot me
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>>502868798
But playing veemo puts a stacking debuff on your teammates every time you press up on the d-pad, making them enjoy the game 10% less.
For this reason, woomy is optimal.
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>>502868958
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>>502868798
I didn't have fun playing as a veemo so I'll second the woomy option.
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Callie waved and pointed at ME after I made love hearts with my hands at her during a performance
I can die happy now
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>>502869016
weehee
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>>502869016
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>>502870951
she's not real you fucking sperg
how pathetic lmao
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all ouch noises are annoying this isn’t just exclusive to veemos
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>>502871091
Nuh uh I was there, cringe anti
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plush marie came to me in my dreams
she told me to put the wide end of a lightbulb into my mouth
when i woke up all the pepsi in my fridge was gone
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>>502871167
You belong here if you were really there
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>>502867530
>>502867549
>>502867613
>>502868312
GGs frens
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>>502871103
All woomy noises are good, even the ouch ones. The series should be woomies only, octolings and male inklings were a mistake.
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>>502867943
Have you seen Frye? She has large fangs and big ears.
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Callie spamming ouch after I'm done with her.
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>>502871486
You say this but playing as a Yeb is clinically proven to spike testosterone and cortisol
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>>502871602
then how come yeb players are the biggest faggots in this general?
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>>502871709
horseshoe theory
the more masculine you are the more you like men
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>>502868798
Playing as an octolings feels gross
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>>502871560
But those ears and fangs are even larger than Frye's are.
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>>502871373
Woomy Garden when?
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Nobody fish?
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>>502869016
Its a simple patch fix just disable the d-pad up button while playing.
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>>502874587
That map
Those weapons
That looks like a 4 /ink/ map only. Even one rando will cause defeat.
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The only thing veemos are optimal for is sex, anything else woomy does it better. You can't refute this.
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>>502875121
Put Veemo through the wall
Designated baby making machine
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>>502874914
there's nothing wrong with the weapons by themselves (except pencil maybe) but the lack of any trash cleaner really hurts the whole
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>>502874914
Yeah, it's rough. Very surprised we made it through glowflies. And the high tide that was a minute long chain of "One player left!" towards the end.
>x1488 power eggs
Grizz Heil!
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It went better than expected, but it wasn't a very high bar to reach.
>page 9
Sad woomy noises.
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>>502881124
>Sad woomy noises
We are in comfy mode now sometime woomy falls asleep at the screen
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>>502881408
Comfy as the sweet embrace of death.
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>patch
Hold the fuck up.
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>>502881939
Oh shit
https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v920
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Splatterbros we can't stop winning!
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>vshot buffs
ok but why
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>>502881538
>connected to respawn pad death is little more than a moan before a Woomy!! back at spawn.
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>>502883003
To incentivize people into using tshot instead of nsplash.
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>only meta relevant things the patch touches are buffing vshot and nerfing some of the better shield users
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>>502883003
Neo Splash and .52 Gal started to get picked a bit too much, can't have them take over the paintbot role.
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Took this long to do something that should have been included from the start?
>Enabled a feature that allows players to remember the Grand Festival, even when not connected to the internet,

>Booyah Bomb
>5% larger blast area
>Charges faster

>Improved communication processing to reduce the time between players not on the host device touching Golden Eggs and being able to use them by approximately 1.5/60th of a second on average.
2 years later and they still can't fix egg lag.
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>SSP buff
Always welcomed
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>>502884032
NONONONONONO YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
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>get matched against big dick X rank badges
>no badges on my team
>decide not to plug on the spot
>unsurprisingly, get raped with no chance to change the result
Literally physiognomy but for match outcomes. Would just rather have the shellout machine decide my rankups.
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Who was asking for torpedo to get nerfed except chargerniggers?
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>>502884032
It's over for nono
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Sturgeon is such a dogshit stage.
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>>502884485
torpedo is one of the strongest subs, it kinda deserves that
not in a vaccuum, it's one of many subs that need nerfs but they are not unjustified
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>>502881124
Over 2 years into the game and people are still willing to throw good waves just to inflate their meaningless egg count.
I don't know if my playing there was optimal (probably not, I'm a bad fisher), but I don't understand why they still kept dying while I was trying to kite the grillers away from their side...
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>literally said "splattershot is our baseline so we are buffing it and will then buff things around it"
it's over. they have officially declared that powercreep is a feature and will continue. pack up and abandon ship, splat will never be not stupid again.
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>>502885339
>he somehow missed all of 5.0 Splatoon 2 patchnotes
It was obvious from the start anon.
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>>502884590
kill yourself
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>>502885456
this is an explicit declaration of intent. it's not idiocy, it's not misunderstanding, they know exactly what they are doing.
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>buff booyah bomb to be better against bubble
good idea nogami, that's much healthier than tri strike, surely you'll also nerf strike to make booyah bomb a more viable pick
>tri strike untouched
nogamiiiiiiiii that's not gonna work nogamiiiiiiiii
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>Devs really thought "it's not spammable enough"
??? It's already instant
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>>502886085
I'd even take leaving tristrike untouched if it meant Neo Splash got blood eagled out of viability.
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>>502886085
>make b-bomb do more damage to bubble
>it already pierces bubble
por que?
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>back to shit wl ratio
I'll never amount to anything in life.
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Japs about to insta kill you with their superior nippon lags
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Once again no combat buff for aerospray, even nerfing fizzies when MG heavily relies on those for range. Our rightful fire speed increase buff was given to fucking splattershot of all things. The devs have abandoned us...
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>>502887506
boohoo little biatch
play mochine like a real nigga
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>>502887506
Spray shooters should never be good. Pick up a real weapon.
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>>502887274
They already do that tho, they will do it more consistantly now
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>>502887506
then play splattershot retard
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Why didn’t they buff woomy?
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I wish they would go back to nerf all weapons instead of buffing them so we'd get real combat with strategizing instead of shitty "who stomps first"
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>>502884032
sloshing machine unfairly nerfed yet again
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>>502886085
>autobombs buffed
>booyah bomb buffed
vhydra will be meta soon bros
>>502887239
this isn't a shit ratio, it's literally the game working as intended
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>>502888098
Sorry the Switch isn't able to handle a woomy buff it already takes 95% of system resources just to handle woomy in her current state.
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>>502888246
NOOOO BALANCING SHOULD ONLY BE BUFFING
IF EVERYTHING'S STRONG THEN NOTHING IS!
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>>502888852
okay bucko make undercover strong.
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>>502888985
it's legitimately already decent and would be a menace with better kits
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>>502886647
>Buff Wiper
>Not Stamper
I'm not mad I'm just confused.
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>>502889194
Stamper is one of the best weapons in the game, what are you on about?
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>>502889194
Everyone uses stamper over wiper
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>>502889254
It's a speed buff to the fastest sword in the game, that's what I'm on about.
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>>502888246
Ok I'll balance the game then
All weapons but this one are removed
All subs but splat bomb are removed
All specials are removed
All chunks are removed clothes are now for looks only.
Game is now balanced
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Splatoon has been about "stomping first to win" since the first game, it's 2 and 3 that made the mistake of "changing that" removing defense up, attack up, main power up, ink armor and adding shit like squid roll parry
If you're a true fan you want S1's dynalo back
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>>502889732
we got splat1 dynamo back tho
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I need some pencil buffs. They nerfed it way too fucking hard last time.
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the devs so clearly love this meta and don't want to change it directly
special rock paper scissors is their "magnum opus"
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>>502889732
splat has always been "building up to not lose" rather than "pushing to win". it's hard to win at splatoon, but it's very easy to lose.
splat1 did the mistake of giving unconditional qr as an ability, but you know, their first rodeo, outside of that it's faithful to series' spirit.
s2 is has enough defensive tools even without the dedicated defensive tools like armor.
s3 does everythng in its power to nuke all defensive options. even bubbler being strong right now feels like "we'll now use its buff state to make more things strong against defensive options".
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>>502891314
>Level 29
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>>502890149
splatoon version when
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Oldfag here, does this general prebake the threads?
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>>502891920
baker woomy works in mysterious ways
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Where the yebby patch notes??? That's all I care about.
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>>502888664
Too bad it's the main weapon holding it back.
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>>502892097
What about sniper woomy
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>>502888098
That's like asking why they didn't buff pencil
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>>502882551
>>502882190
Thats hilarious. Are these changes gonna be live tonight?
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They forgot to add reefslider deleting bombs.
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>>502892482
they are supposedly fixing the captain's hat not showing classic yebs' ponytail
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>>502892954
tomorrow
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>>502893135
they're nerfing beeb supremacy
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>>502893196
The truth will never change that yebby was inferior to beeb all along for the fact it tooks months and a patch just so yebby could do what beeb could do from day 1.
Beeb supremacy will never be nerfed it is now part of history can not be undone.
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>>502893001
They forgot to extend reefslider's invulnerability post-use for one second to avoid chargers camping them
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>>502893746
>wanting more invulnerability instead of recovery frame buffs
Absolute midwit take.
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the shitposters I have to deal with at the new general i was trying to use make footschizo/koldschizo look like angels
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woomy > beeb > shit > yeb > cancer > weyy
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>>502894256
The what now
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>>502894256
>the new general
Welcome back cheater
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>>502894504
Ah other generals non-splatoon, there are video gales other than splatoon on the splatoon-playing machine 2 I forgot about that
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>>502894501
beeb a little too high
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>>502894641
I got burnt out of this game after almost a thousand hours... I was just getting no joy even from daily slomming
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theres an update? i thought they were done with balance changes?
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>>502894872
read squigga read
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>everybody uses the same hairstyles so no one noticed the captain hat didn't work with the yeb topknot until now
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Didn't they used to release 10 page PDFs of balance patches?
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>>502895120
It was complained about for countless threads when the hat was added, how new r u?
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>>502895128
no, this patch is surprisingly big compared to previous ones
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>>502895242
I know, forgot to add "in Japan" because I'm tired
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>>502895128
They're like less than 10 people left in the dev team, the other devs have been drafted to other projects
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>>502895291
they used to release pdfs...
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>>502895313
Japan is woomy territory.
But yes, for the 6 yebs in Nippon I believe 5 of them use the bowl cut.
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My woomy is a bad woomy.
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along with the patch, the tournament manager is adding support for salmon run tournaments
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>>502895520
My cock is woomy territory
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>>502896817
Why?????? SR is a co op pve mode
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>>502896773
annaki brandwhore
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>>502896834
Weyyo hands typed this post.
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>>502896931
Inb4 it's futa woomy or beeb craving for the woom clam...
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>>502896817
>Big Run
huh?
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>>502896773
Your woomy isn't a bad woomy she's just mentally ill.
Now make your woomy walk out of the counter.
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>>502896912
That's what makes her a bad woomy.
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woomer sluts
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>>502900264
All hail the queen
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Can you wear whatever you want with minimal downsides or are the stats/skill bonuses too strong to allow that? I wanna get the game but that'd be a dealbreaker for me
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>indirect Hydra buffs
Happy belated birthday from Nogami himself. Won't do jack shit to make it relevant at high level but I'll take anything that comes my way
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what makes me a good woomy?
if i was a bad woomy, i wouldn't be h
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>>502901643
most weapons aren’t super gear dependent and you can do well with them regardless of abilities
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>>502901643
Depends on the weapon. Some weapons are more ability dependent than others.
That said, there's a system where you can replace abilities on gear, so with time you can get enough ability chunks to make any clothing have the skills you want on it.
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When does the "balance" patch drop? Isnt it a day before because it goes by et and/or jt?
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>>502902540
tomorrow night
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>>502902540
It's usually an hour after shop rotation the night after a patch is posted.
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>>502799647
based
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>>502902836
thats so nigger. At least we're getting buffs for honest mid-tiers like Splattershot.
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foxy grandma
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>>502903441
shes 12
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splatana got buffed again its never been more over
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>>502903482
No she's not, you worthless nigger waste of oxygen.
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ohhh shit! Shes mad!
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kill yourself
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>>502903482
ZAMN
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>>502893135
FINALLY...
Justice for the yebbies.
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>>502881538
Shh, no more pain. Only woomy now.
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>>502906363
thats a yebding
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>>502906363
Very well then WOOMY
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>>502900264
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>>502907358
She looks like she mogs rainy
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>finally get partial nozzlenose un-nerfs and tiny goob buffs
>all it took is for ngmi to start buffing splattershot again
does that geriatric fuck really think these weapons are too good to be buffed unless they raise the baseline?
also lol, instead of trying to make pro and squeez diverge and be distinct weapons he's just catching pro up on all the cool things squeez got over it
it's almost like we've heard this exact situation before, with a certain particularly inaccurate pair of shooters
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>>502907358
I wanna sex this woomy without taking off her shorts
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>>502903441
Im gonna be that guy and ask for source for this one.
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>>502906363
I miss mspaint anon and woomy in the dark so much.
I doubt we'll ever again be blessed with as much soul and joy as those two (or one) brought to the thread.
Not that we deserved them in the first place, anyway.
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>>502910512
I never got art from them and was left out of the final drawing so fuck them I guess
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>>502913017
Well maybe you should’ve spammed your ceph 24/7 like everyone else.
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respecting Acht's pronouns so I can she-them titties
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i love flopshredder!!
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damn pag 9
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woomy is king gorilla
donkey kong
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>>502910113
I fell asleep, here.
https://x.com/zhang_tian57284/status/1859064775701131603
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>>502922329
All good thanks.
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fat veemo's sweaty belly
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fit veemo's toned belly
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>>502882551
*.52 gal drops a splash wall*
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>you're a bad ojisan, you need correction!
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kill yourself
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>>502934861
>one point away from lead too

man what a lucky shot
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stop maining splatlings
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GOOD MORNING KRUSTY KREW!
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>>502936926
more like stop playing this kusoge
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>>502936926
idk what to play instead anon
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>>502936926
not my fault they made them spam good specials
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>>502938338
>splating
>good specials

lmao
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>>502938832
reddit splatling
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>>502938832
vedit and zimi
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>>502939116
>>502939889
Both are rarely played.

https://splat.top/analytics

in b4 'muh esports'
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I miss active /ink/ bros.... I shouldn't have taken it for granted
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>>502941956
I'm still here! One of the few active europeans. Brostar barely posts anymore, RandomGuy has never been very vocal and Frye fan been silent for a while
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>2 top 500
>top 3000 takokaka
>350 wins takokaka
Ah it seems like this was a scripted loss
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>>502943834
yeah that's splatoon 3's matchmaking alright

was this x-rank? i had a match in x-rank where the enemy team got two top 500 players, and two players with silver x-rank badges
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>>502944431
Nah just series, which is worst since your teammates mightvnpt even be 2000 XP worthy
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>>502943834
I beat them sometimes, tho I should probably check on the site if they're not frauds
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>>502945908
motherfucker unironically posted those results to call the other a fraud
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>>502945908
GRRRR a fake, what a let down
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>>502946716
how do you even fail at using a modern website?
https://splat.top/player/u-ak4kbuve73vt36zkanmm
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>>502946850
??? I typed "CM" on the takoraka region any category, I don't get it
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>>502947518
Ahhh I get it now "August 31" he changed his nametag afterward
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Guys I think I might not be as smart as I was led to believe
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Just realized Splatoon gameplay isn't fun enough to keep playing on the game's own merit. No wonder people dropped it immediately after grandfest. I'll finally break free from sunk cost.
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Did those people intentionally decide to switch to matching weapons or was it pure random chance? Sometimes I it feels like people coordinate their comp in series
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>a 2-3 X series is worth -115
oh right, that's why i don't bother with this shit
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start maining the Aerospray RG
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>>502949402
You should only ever bother with X if you can hardcarry games on your own. Normal people shouldn't try since nobody respects any powers below 2500 anyway.
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>>502949621
it's worthless and unfun, let it be a complete and utter failure with zero pick rate at any level of play so that there is a slim chance that ngmi never gives aero sprinkler again.
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>>502950109
Booyah got buffed, expect to see more of them
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>>502950824
for 5 minutes until they realise that splash is still a straight upgrade.
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>try playing not just for the sake of winning, like drilling substrafing into muscle memory or work on my map awareness
>quickly lose my thread of thought when matches stop going my way
I will never improve.
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>>502950824
booyah will not replace strike unless they do something to strike
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That's only my third straight win series in 2 days, I fell off
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>>502952695
>>502953094
Thank you anon, this is boosting my moral
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>>502953328
Then have another
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>>502951876
b-bomb might've pulled punches with tristrike if distribution was good even before the buffs, but the only thing that can spam it is aero and the rest are all turflets.
but the problem we might be facing now is b-bomb being too fast to shoot down and potentially b-bomb being too fast in general. heed my word, test it with special power up after the patch, it got significant speed increases from it before and they didn't explicitly say that they nerfed spu's effect so you'll likely be getting fully armored and throwable splashdowns with just a bit of investment.
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>>502951876
This change literally only exists to make people pick more FSSP, maybe mochine but the thing still needs some nerfs to be undone (namely the firing rate one). I guess Assblast too but the main weapon is still rather mediocre.
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>>502954307
it can keep its firerate nerf if we get 200p and ink consumption back
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I wish they'd revisit the modes a bit for Splatoon 4
Like add a new attack to Rainmaker it can switch by jumping, maybe bring back the old tornado attack alongside S3's bomb would be cool
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>>502954581
210p, no less.
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>>502954307
>assblast
>mediocre
i mean, it requires skill, which i guess in splat3 means mediocre by default, but other than that it has everything going for it.
>but muh no ranged indirect
it's not a range, it's a luna with a long range and super consistent direct packed in. at that, it excels.
the main thing holding assblast back is a weak synergetic kit and a strong kit with zero synergy. nobody's gonna be playing purple blast for b-bomb, it'll get three per game because it's a terminal turflet.
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bad shopkeepers
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kill yourself
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>>502954582
Maybe add a new feature to the tower, uh... a sprinkler on top dunno
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TC should be reworked entirely and work more like the turbine tower objective in Side Order
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>>502955017
Do this.
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>>502954582
Adding rare Clams worth 5 clams that spawn randomly on the map, would be cool?
For zone, maybe deccelerate it when no one is standing on it so it would push would-be spawncampers to not spawncamp
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>>502955604
It'd probably be even more cumbersome if you had to be constantly shooting the thing with how fast-paced this game is. Main thing TC needs is a rework on special advantage. Make it only work on the people sitting in the tower instead of the whole team.
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>>502955604
tc is already facing resistance from the tower pushing into enemy territory slowly enough that just blazing a thin path and hoping they won't catch you (like what occasionally works in rm and cb) doesn't work. if you also need to shoot the tower, you'll never push anywhere because you aren't shooting the ground or the enemy when you're shooting the objective. at least rm compensates the team that wins the shield tug of war with turf, turbine tower won't even do that.
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>>502955604
Adding a turbine on top to shoot to accelerate or dececelerate the tower would be cool
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Nogami buffed splattershot because he wants ttek to outclass neo splash like it should’ve from the start
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Clams is the only mode you know you've lost. When you see none of your team with clams after killing 3 of the enemy and scored a big one
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>>502956259
>Gets wiped out
>Ememy teams zooms into goal before you can respawn.
No it would be a bad idea you would have to add more check points or drastically increase the timer and even that wouldn't fix it it would still be bad
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>>502956893
why are you killing 3 of the enemy and scoring a big one when your team doesn't have clams
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>>502932287
Post full please.
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>>502961512
asian woomies
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>>502949402
Funny, that's the same as 0-3!
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>>502961657
look on pixiv lazy anon-kun
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>>502963565
I had to see this so now you have to.
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>>502963565
I did, but it's censored.
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>>502954452
cold utsutoes
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>>502963972
MR. FEAST
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>>502963972
is that big man’s little man
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>>502966193
Beautiful goblina.
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kill yourself
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Woomy time.
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>>502970698
isn't it always woomy time?
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Fat woomy ass
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Fat woomy ate 10 cans of beans, her stomach hurts. Anon asked her to sit on his face
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anyone wanna open?
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>>502966193
>>502969496
big forehead rape
i will rape her big ass forehead
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>>502954704
aunt flow...
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I like the cute ones
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Now that Trout won, will splatoon 4 bring back more gendered stuff?
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>>502976394
who?
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Me and the good woomy I pulled by being funky
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>>502943565
i’m still around here checking the thread daily, i just haven’t felt like playing splatoon at all lately unless i get asked by friends or i feel like joining any room in here
been drawing mostly or playing other vidya
t. 3rd /ink/er mentioned
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>>502978217
He won against Seaharris
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>>502978217
An orange skin yebby
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>>502981708
Even the Squid Sisters do p cosplay.
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>>502982969
Best /ink/ Woomy
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pls post bedhair woomies
they're my favourites
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>>502984705
bedhair looks too much like hair
it strips the woom of the flop charm
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Anyone down to slim for a slom at the hour?
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>>502985028
okay
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>>502982969
why did callie and marie steal panic earrings kek
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>>502986460
Cause they love her.
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>>502985028
3/4, (You) me if you want in.
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>>502984705
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Splatoon will be 10 years old in 2025. When will the characters start settling down and having families?
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someone pls 'jak him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbLhyVlgQGg
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>>502987945
Once they meet me.
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>>502987407
Joining
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>>502989024
Opening
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fat veemo is 2,200lbs...
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>2 sploosh in my team
>ranged weapon enemies
Fuck you too???
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GG's Shalom!
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GGs SR
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GGs
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I've been thinking about the fizzy "nerf", it said it each little bursts would send the next one less farther but wouldn't that mean they'll explode faster as a result??? Hmmm... if so that's be closer to a buff especially against things like chargers that just stand still when you throw one at them
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>>502992565
No? It just means it won’t go as far
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>>502992978
Yes meaning the next bomb touches the ground sooner
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>>502993169
They also changed the way they bounce, so probably not
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>>502992565
>i've been thinking
yeah right
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>last four games everyone on the enemy team ends their games with 2+ KDAs
>I'm playing series
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0-1 rain
2-3 pan
4-5 kol
6-7 fan
8-9 cran
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0-0 no
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Question: If I post something for the plaza will I be shown in the ink color I am currently?
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>>502997841
Probably not but it wouldn't hurt to try.
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>>502997841
the ink colors of plaza cephs are random
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I'm going to take a shit. Splatoon artists for this feel?
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>>502997308
what's this for
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>>502999558
was it kids gamera?
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>>502999558
Can you commission Nono art for yuta, as a joke haha.
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>>503000031
You'd be spending money on me, am I worth it?
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>10 win streaker and gold x-ranker on the same team

lmao man this matchmaking is hilarious
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>>503001242
>nono and brostar
Would you still cry knowing these 2's skills?
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>>503001935
Will your parents cry when you kill yourself?
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>>503002291
wait, you can upload mp4s now?
did they do anything about the filesize?
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>>503002291
Holy shit, that useless gook is finally doing something significant to this site for once.
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>>503002291
>mp4 before webp
>still need an external script to play sound outside of /gif/ and /wsg/
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>>503001973
kill yourself
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So how long do you think we're gonna have to wait for S4? Be real
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>>503002370
still 4MB
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>>503002915
2027
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>>503002291
yaaaaay now we're going from shitty nono webms to shitty nono mp4s
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>>503002915
at least 2 years. probably more
chances are that the Splatoon team is working on a new AC for the Switch 2
After how much New Horizons sold I think they'd want a new AC out on the Switch 2 quickly
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>>503002554
Sound being disabled outside of those boards is a very deliberate and jewish decision I don't see them ever overturning.
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>>503002915
Nigga we don't work for nintendo how are we supposed to know
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>>503002291
>No sound
>Won't care until they add sound for them.
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>>503002915
Too long. Splatoon 3 will be deader than Splatoon 2 by the time SPlatoon 4 comes out. I honestly can't wait to see how much damage Splatoon 3 did to the franchise.
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>>503002554
>and the ip counter is still gone
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>>503003885
Japs will still lap it up, who cares.
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>>503003885
What damage, disingenuous doomfaggot?
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>>503004027
I'm sure Nintendo will be totally cool with losing 5 million sales. And the matchmaking is just as shit in Japan as it is anywhere else.

>>503004208
This game still hasn't outsold splatoon 2.
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>>503004578
>sequel on the same console doesn't outsell the previous game that released seven years ago
Shocker.
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Wait I don't have to convert my mp4 clips to webm anymore? I probably still will cause my converter does everything at once, file resizing and sound file remover.
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>>503004578
>games that's been out for 7 years hasn't been outsold by the game that's been out for a little over 2
find better bait
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>>503004578
Splat 2 2017
Splat 3 2022
Try dooming when splat 3 has been out for 5 years like 2 was on 3's release.
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>>503004941
You still have to remove the audio and size it down to 4MB so its pointless right now.
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>>503005903
She's no maiden
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>>503004578
Matchmaking can't be defended, yes, but you're vastly overestimating how much that sort of stuff matters to the general public.
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>>503004895
>>503005351
>>503005376
We literally have the information of how poorly Splatoon 3 sells.

[NSW] Splatoon 3 <ACT> (Nintendo) {2022.09.09} (¥5.980) - 1.589 / 4.378.725 <80-100%>

We even have its eShop placements. Pic related. Japan is literally the only country where the game comes in at number 36 in the top 50.

>>503006291
You mean like the guy who called in bomb threats?
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>>503006041
Slander
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>>503006041
That's reserved for her goblin maiden.
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>>503006360
>You mean like the guy who called in bomb threats?
That's like saying Japan's not a safe country because of the concrete girl case, stupid nigger.
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>>503006360
wonderful pic there
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Hot weyyos in your area
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>>503007186
Mmm takoyaki
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>>503007031
https://www.installbaseforum.com/forums/threads/nintendo-switch-eshop-charts-week-46-2024-nov-04-nov-17-2024-various-regions.3214/#post-287483

it's also number 162 in canada

even after three years splatoon 3 won't reach splatoon 2, and that's not surprising because there's no real good word of mouth you could possibly use to describe this game besides 'it's the latest entry in the splatoon franchise'
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>"Oh, Splatoon 2? I heard Splatoon was good, but never had a Wii-U. I'll try it out!"
>weird gyro controls
>global shit like missiles and ink armor
>yebbies
>"I don't think this series is for me"
And then they don't pick up Splatoon 3.
Thinking Splatoon 3 selling less is entirely based on its own merits is a short-sighted thought process.
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>>503008257
>>global shit like missiles and ink armor
99.9% of players don't care about that
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>>503007186
WHERE THE HOT YEBBIES???
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>>503008515
No such thing
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Hot steamy logs in your area
Courtesy of Yuta
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>>503008481
nice!
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>>503008515
being a vocal minority and outweighing the weyys
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>>503008481
kill yourself
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>>503008515
Me looking for hot male cephs
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>>503006360
Doom much>
Splat 2 has been out for a total of 7 years Splat 3 has been out for 2 and its total global sales are 1 millionish apart why don't you try dooming in 5 more years? Oh wait you can't because Splat 4 will be out by then and you'll be dooming about 4
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>>503008257
It's even simpler than that.
>S2 comes out early in a popular console's lifespan
>gets a second wind because of kung flu
Versus
>game that comes out much later in the console's lifespan
>coof's on its way out so people aren't stuck indoors anymore
Bad decisions were made but it's disingenuous to pin it just on just a singular factor. Sales numbers aren't even that bad, just because it didn't outsell 2 doesn't mean it did poorly or at risk of getting F-Zero'd.
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>>503009618
Sex
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>>503009371
>a million ish
>1500 physical copies a week for 52 weeks is 78000 copies
>even in the five years you listed that only translates to 390000 copies

even your 5 year example doesn't sell enough copies to reach splatoon 2 lmao
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>goji with a lower case "g"
FAKER
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>>503010254
*gasp*
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>win match
>stick with this team!
>the 3-12 enemy vshot is now on my team
>win second match anyway
>wait two minutes before requeuing
>the 3-12 vshot is still on my team
Fantastic game Mr Nogami!
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>>503010058
And? You seem so hung up on sales numbers like they are the only thing that matters and that it MUST outsell the previous title or its a failure.
Its the best selling Splat game at launch 3 million+ sold. Its merch still sells it still moves copies. Nothing about it is a failure just your dooming.
Sure the netcode sucks but Nintendo just can't into internets.
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>>503003401
I said how long do you think not know dummy
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>>503011287
>nothing about it is a failure

Never said it was. It'll be Splatoon 4 that'll bear the brunt of Splatoon 3's failure.
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>>503011287
>netcode sucks
game's direction sucks
balance sucks
grind sucks
matchmaking sucks
mode structure sucks (too many queues, too much arbitrary separation)
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>>503011797
hey at least single player and salmon run are good
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kill yourself
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>>503011797
>balance sucks
sucks less than 1 and 2 thoughbeit
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>>502999734
who i fapped to
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>>503012346
woohoo! not me.
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>>503012284
nah. 2's top tier strategy of missile spam is so boring that nobody wants to engage with it, and qrsj was unironically less bullshit than cooler because at least it's an even relentless back-and-forth and not who can end other team's cooler cycle and push them all the way to spawn.
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>>503011797
It almost like the exact same problems Splat 2 had. Only excessive grind is new otherwise its the same thing.
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>finally lose the 3-12 vshit from my team
>enemy team is now Top 500, Top 500, Top 3000 and 12x series streak
I hope the maintenance lasts forever.
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NOOOO I forgot to clip something and couldn't find back the match, it's gone now
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>>503012986
Just feed so the game ends quicker. In my experience like 80% of matches are decided by matchmaking nowadays. And it's only going to get worse as even more people quit.
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>>503012713
>netcode
sucked
>direction
kinda sucked but nowhere near how much it sucks now, with focus on fast pace at cost of literally everything else
>balance
broken bullshit in 2 was more of an exception. except for squeezer, armor and bubble blower, every unbalanced thing was "they broke it with patches". s3 has way more fundamentally bullshit things that can't be fixed with patches.
>grind
spla2n had grind when you started the game for the first time and had to grind for ranks, but otherwise not much. 3 is grind city.
2's matchmaking was incompetent, 3's is explicitly malicious with its engagement-based matchmaking.
>structure
2 was simple, you had one turf queue, one ranked queue, one league queue and one salmon queue. 3 gives you options on top of options on top of options, and then also splits x into two for no reason so you can never play it.
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>>503013615
>having more modes available at once is bad, actually
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I will miss you old-version fizzy bombs... MURDERED by sore losers despite how HONEST you were
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>>503013615
i meant, things in 3 can be fixed with patches, but they won't be "just tweak some numbers", they would have to be fundamental reworks of several weapons' core mechanics. and a LOT of nerfs, including buff reversions, but those are never happening either.
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>>503013780
you should be murdered for the betterment of the world
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>>503013921
wish that car accident did him in...
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>>503013615
>splatoon 3 matchmaking
>engagement-based

i don't know how forcing the player into having to look at a sub 50% winrate in their play history is supposed to improve engagement

seems to me like it'd do the opposite and either make them quit or troll their matches (like i'm doing right now, i'm s+20 and currently -700 points in series with a 16-28 matchmaking history and my games seem to have literally no sign of getting any better so i'm just trolling anyone who happens to to land on my team)
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>>503013763
yes
when only one mode is available, everyone plays that mode and matchmaking has a large pool of people to choose from.
when you have multiple options, people spread out. on top of that, one of these options is "undesirable", lots of people will do placements and then not play x-rank again for three months. on top of that, that mode is also split into two leagues for an arbitrary reason. result? only casualfag open is always populated, series hellhole is dead outside of real jap or real euro hours even with a pool of players not restricted by rank, and x, the actually fun mode where people actually play the game, fucking dies for two months every three months because everyone's done with their placements.
it's the same idea as rotations, if you don't give players the agency to choose they won't choose the worst option like they inevitably do when they are given choice.
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>>503014041
sounds like a you problem
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>>503014254
how else am i supposed to improve my matchmaking unless i purposely lose games?
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>>503014303
by actually getting good at the game? oh wait you play hydra, you're a dead end skillwise
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>>503014353
i play all the splatlings because i try to have fun and not use video games as a substitute for real life achievements
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>>503014353
At least I don't play aerospray
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>>503014461
you should play a real class instead of "chargers for people who can't aim"
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>>503014041
it's all calculated, anon. social engineering is a vile science, and the worst thing, it works. you feel like you don't want to come back, but you will, unless you have the willpower to realise you're being manipulated and say "fuck that shit".
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>>503014578
nah im going to continue playing splatling and trolling my teammates until my matchmaking gets better
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kill yourself
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>Broy, nono and joey get in your team with their non-meta weapons
How do you react?
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frye would solve all my problems
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>>503016216
Yes she could
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>>503017127
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>>503015297
Home X A.
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>2 finalfest gear for summerfest 2025
Fsh... soon...
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>>502963976
Found it at Baraag
https://baraag.net/@fatwave/113477834705734836
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>pearl punk crowns will finally return
i can finally recreate my full s2 fit...
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>>503016216
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>>503018534
>>503018642
My turn? :)
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>>503016216
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>>503019071
kill yourself
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>that new fizzy dynamic
It's disgusting, fuck these devs
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>This change will give enemies more time to shoot down torpedoes.

People really couldn't shoot down the torpedo???
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>>503020278
>least out of touch shooter player
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>>503019860
disgusting bad or disgusting good?
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>>503019860
Tho I like the expended trail
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Can't add a third to Naughty vs Nice.
Don't know of any other ugly seasonal attire for Sweater vs Socks.
May perhaps this next fest will be all new.
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>>503020679
it doesn't matter since unless you pick the least popular choice you're gonna have a bad time
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>>503019860
This wouldn't be an issue if fiizzy was on more weapons. Same with torpedo.
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>>503020679
>What's the best part of holidays?
>Gifts vs. food vs. get-togethers
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the season ends soon? Catalog 87... not gonna make it
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>>503019860
Hmmm... I guess it can get people offguard when they're used to stand still when thrown a fizzy at, they might die if they stand still and react badly
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Booyah bomb doesn't seem much faster.
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so what does the captains cap look like on yebs now
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>>503020794
if fizzy and torpedo are put on more weapons, you can obsolete and delete curl and autobomb
but there is a reason we have weak sub and strong sub (even if the weak ones are sometimes put on shitters like vcarb for no apparent reason)
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>>503021486
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>>503021817
hooray
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I hate to say this but... fizzy is a bit of a buff. I lost area control but it's deadlier in combat and the trail is very nice to swim in
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>>503021817
at last... yebby buffs...
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>>503021051
Its just a repeat one nothing new I think I'm around 48-49 not really worried about it.
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>>503021817
Veemo could do this from the day the amiibo was released
Veemo supremacy!!
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>>503021051
I fucked up and went to the store before getting to 100. I was looking forward to seeing all the money in one go.
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>>503022176
>copium
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>>503022721
and weyyo...
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>>503023258
To that end, this isn't a yeb buff because top-knot woomies are possible.
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>>503022826
I get more kills with fizzies alone, people back off or stay still and they end up dying or with 80+ damage
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frye is going to punch you and suck your dick
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>>503024284
in that order?
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To combat .52 they made another weapon into .52, very smart
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>>503024284
Ooohhh kinky
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I'm S+50 9100~, can I make it to 9999 before season ends???
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>>503022176
They made it so they're more useful in active combat and less of a tard enabler like >>503013780
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>>503026301
How will I cap the zone with just one fizzy now???
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>>503026301
holy obsessed
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>>503026515
He could, you know, actually participate in the match instead of only popping up to chuck a fizzy or brap out a reefslider then fucking off till he can do that again.
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yep still orange
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>>503026650
Imma paint her blue tomorrow
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>>503026564
>obsessed
Says the tard spamming clips in the thread daily hoping someone will give a shit
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>>503027095
But you do give a shit, that makes me happy anon :)
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you people still play this kusoge...?
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>>503027702
it's fun
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>>503026230
Yes but only if you start posting with a tripcode
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>>503028058
But you can recognize my posts, I don't need one. You love me so much
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>>503027506
If I gave a shit I would have replied positively to one of your posts, thinking I care is like saying the footschizo cares about every clip you drop in the thread. He doesn't and he most likely wishes you were dead, same goes for everyone else who has to watch you beg for literally any form of attention endlessly like you're doing right now
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I wonder what percent of /ink/ bought side order.
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Anyone for short open?
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>>503028161
hi king
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kill yourself
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>>503029534
I can play.
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>>503029917
Up
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>>503026614
*laugh* I play the way I need to in order to win
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Ok fuck you
*mammalizes marina*
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>>503030671
She has pubes now
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My woomy’s mask just fell off…
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>>503031516
Can I have it?
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Hi HS lol, testing booyah?
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>>502798013
>I love Aori
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>>503032579
What would you do with it?
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Can't you just be normal? Do you have to call out to everyone you play with or against? Notice how no one calls you out because no one cares, you're not friends with anyone any more. Move on and stop trying to warm up to people who hate you because you're an insufferable piece of shit
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Anywom wanna open or salmon?
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GGs B
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>>503033485
GGs p!
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Bros, I think I love woomy...
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>>503033056
Give it to my woomy to wear like a moustache.
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I was going to shit on the Hydra for the sin of being matched with me on this map and mode but then I saw his k/d and felt like he really tried so I can't say anything bad...
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>>503033470
I'll slom in about 2 hours
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>>503035527
Too late soz.
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where is my grim range blaster
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>>503035616
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>>503035963
summer nights 2025
trust the plan
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Touché
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>>503035963
Never ever.
Next game is culling the fluff to make third kits more feasible.
Things like E-liter and Range Blaster?
Gone. Too similar to Splat Charger and Blaster.
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>>503036210
kill yourself
>>503028387
i'd be so happy if he dropped dead right now, one less burden to deal with
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>>503036537
Why you replying to your own post?
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>>503036210
It's just a shittier splatbomb now
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>>503036852
As it was always meant to be
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>>503035963
curling/wail
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harmony time?
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>>503041591
>>503041591
>>503041591



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