Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General. Here we discuss ALL things Sonic!/sthg/ #7565 - Football Edition>Sonic the Hedgehog 3 - Official Trailerhttps://youtu.be/OSOyFiOiNd4>Sonic is getting a five issue crossover miniseries with DC, further collaboration will continue through 2026https://youtu.be/pCpY090QHRI>Sonic Rumble - Announce Trailerhttps://youtu.be/Em6-SjjaYQE>IDW Release Dates:Sonic the Hedgehog: Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special - 20 November 2024Sonic the Hedgehog #75 - 11 December 2024Sonic the Hedgehog #76 - 05 February 2025Sonic the Hedgehog #77 - 19 March 2025>General link compilation:https://pastebin.com/v28z0i4Phttps://web.archive.org/web/20201011115814/https://pastebin.com/ryx42C0W>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Uk5U8jY_RPZF9m_gmPfSOfCngAOSAxy393dsQVPoOyQ/edit#gid=0>Perfect System Collection:https://drive.google.com/file/d/1nnOjrAPad6L7Bvi_wKMcVJqD_ql8MLjH/view>Sonic comic scans:https://grabber.zone/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org//sthg/ OC info:sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive//sthg/ cytube:https://cytube/r/sthg/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Thread: >>502196497
>>502227097>Marine - MUH PIRATES>Eggman Nega - MUH WORLD DESTRUCTION>Iblis - MUH FLAMES>Mephiles - MUH DISASTER>Mighty - MUH POWER>Ray - MUH MAITI>Espio - MUH NIPPON>Vector - MUH MONEY>Charmy - MUH JOKES
It's called soccer
Look at this cute bat! She's so happy!
>18 years since 06 >Silver is still a joke >7 years after MGS4 Raiden became cool >5 years after MGS4 Raiden got his own game Bro Silver is all kinds of cooked. It only took Raiden 13 years to be redeemed.
>>502229453>>502229601>It's Knux time!
>>502229735Wade is half-BritishHe wouldn't say that
TWO THOUSAND TWENTY FIIIIIIIIVE
>>502229549That's college reject youtubers changing the narrative to look smart 14 years later
naaaah, rapever is not funny anymore
>Sonic is canonically homelesskek
>Shadow is canonically joblessKEK
>>502229976They're both cooked, it's Amy's turn.
>>502229768Back when ABT was copying Yardley instead of Stanley.
Masafumi Ogata took part in composing this non-sonic game and it's neathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3Z77Rc375s&list=PLMgly1fs1WMqKGyYfw_MgK3PhH4PlLI3w&index=1
>>502230039...It was funny?
Reminder that Sonic's tan stomach is anatomically his penis because hedgehog penises are round nubs on their stomachs. This tracks with Amy not having a tan stomach in canon and Shadow also being covered with fur there because the ultimate lifeform does not need to reproduce.
>>502229978>Sonic was meant to be beaten to death by a deviantART OC and then replaced by another OC Honestly that's likely as good as a death as any he'll get. This franchise hates him.
>>502211864The Black Arms would rape Silver. He doesn't stand a chance.
>>502230276when he was raping horses, yes, it was fun
Eh eh wrappy wrap ears lol (don't worry, he unwraps later)
>>502229869>Bring it on, Knuckles...
>young and naiveNaah, he's the one getting rapd
>>502230039None of the forced memes for this whole year were desuThey all had the same punchline with it usually being rape which gets old fast
>>502230347>Amy pressed herself against Sonic's dick in front of their friends
>>502230134Who was he copying in IDW #7
>>502230350And then years later the west proposes that Amy gets over Sonic and Sonic turns into a sad cuck who "missed his chance" and want to make lesbian OCs from the comics canon like the true fans they are.
>>502230386Silver lived his whole life slaughtering Iblis and Iblis monsters. The only way the Black Arms beat him is if they get him with the spores like they did Sonic and friends.
What's your favorite term for the non-human Sonic characters? Mobians, Gaians, Jokerians, Blobians or Islanders?
>>502230596Spaz
>>502230689Where's that gif of laggy spiderman?
>>502230746Furries
>>502230386
>>502230350I'm surprised that gangbang scene didn't catch on as tails worst moment. If sonic legitimately died because tails was too busy playing candy crush to fight, create a distraction or even just CALL FOR HELP, he would've never recovered. Actual shitty friend
>>502230386He'll show those creeps the real super power of teamwork
>>502230505>*burns the fucking ball*
Bumnic the Hobohog.
>>502230746Jokerians is the best one.>Mobians doesn't make sense if there isn't a mobius>Gaians makes NO sense because there weren't even any of them in Unleashed aside from Sonic and his two minions>Blobians is a close second>Islanders is boring
>>502230884The Chaos 0 scene was enough. He failed to save Sonic, he failed to repair Omega and he would failed to protect his foxhole from Chaos 0 if Santiago didn't save him.
>>502230884>that gangbang sceneYou mean that one from Forces with Omega and Chaos?
>>502230746Anthros. Just call them anthros
>>502230689Even then Silver might have the power to filter them out with his psychokinesis.
>>502231084What was even going on with Omega in Forces? I just assumed him being broken was an illusion that just wore off eventually but I don't think that was confirmed
>>502231061>Mobians doesn't make sense if there isn't a mobiusThat's like saying humans doesn't make sense if there isn't a Humius. It's still the best one. I'm assuming it came to be because Sonic's feet woul turn into a Mobius strip when running. That's the only Mobius you need. >JokeriansWhere did this come from and what's the justification?>BlobiansIs this not just a snide riff on Mobian based on their toeless blob feet or am I wildly off base?
>>502230746The species of animal the character I’m talking about is. Otherwise just animal person.
>>502230689Black Doom traps him in with his mindtrap/vision powers and leaves
>>502230921Silver desperately needs his own team from the future...
I caught a cold, so no work today
>>502230746whoever came up with blobians deserves a medal
Is Sonic like Naruto where even though common characters are strong, wild animals are still automatically stronger?In Naruto, even though the main characters can punch buildings into dust, tigers and snakes are still considered a threat. So even if humans get strong, animals are strong. I'm wondering if that's why Sonic can't fend off killer whales. Even if he is strong enough to fight island guardians, a killer whale is still stronger than him.
>>502231084>Forces TailsSovless. No butthole.>Advance 3 TailsSovl. Shows Tails' butthole.
>>502231256He was broken down by Infinite until Donkey Kong repaired him.
>>502230746I call them fairies even though that's not exactly what Ohshima meant.
>>502231093No the one where zavok, metal sonic, shadow and infinite blow out sonic boyholes while tails sits in the cuck corner
>new, white haired characters in a nutshell>>502229854Raiden and Nero got lucky that they were eventually redeemed even with some haters. Silver has been rotting for so long that people that don't like him will continue to be vindicated as long as he stays as he is
>>502230884It'd be ironic for Sonic if he died like that. He saved Tails from being bullied by a bunch of thugs but when it's time for Tails to return the favor, he just stands there and lets Sonic die
>>502229453thats not football you retard
>>502231293>>502230921Silver having his own supporting cast would be cool but we can't have nice things
>>502231256he was depressed and shut down, i think was the implication. Not that they said so in the story but Tails did everything he could to fix him and he randomly woke up at the end when they all fight back so...robot depression.
Give me names for heroes of the past (I.E. prehistoric to ancient)
>>502230746Jokerian because it includes two of the most influencial figures to the Sonic franchise, Joker and Ian.
>>502231525Sonic didn't even originally do that, Tails originally just met him in a random forest and ran after him.Sega shit on Tails so hard they rewrote the timeline from SA1 so Tails even has to go "Sonic help me!" in the past. Dr Manhattan-level character assassination, going forwards and backwards through time
>>502230689>if they get him with the spores>ifIt engulfed the entire planet in less then 10 minutes.
>>502231613wdymlike fictional or realsonic related what
>>502231267>I'm assuming it came to be because Sonic's feet woul turn into a Mobius strip when running.That makes even less sense, what were they calling him before then>Where did this come from and what's the justification?During the big Joker Mania where everyone on /sthg/ was talking about The Joker. There was a discussion about what to call animal people and someone said this and it caught on.
>>502231420>Donkey Kong repaired Omega>Fails couldn't care less about him>muh "FRIENDS" IS EVERYTHINGGIGA KEK. Fails is a huge narcissism, so it makes sense after all.
>>502231447Sonic is a Western magical creature.
Fang won.
>>502231267>Where did this come fromSomeone clearly wasn't here for the Joker milestone...>what's the justification?https://youtu.be/xsMb_MaOYS4
>>502231362In Chronicles there are enemies that are just oversized regular animals
If Dr. Robotnik used his advanced technology to teleport an anvil directly into Sonic's stomach, it would be catastrophic, combining the sudden and invasive weight with internal shock. The anvil would materialize in an instant, embedding itself within Sonic's torso, displacing organs and tissues that once functioned in harmony. His body would struggle to cope, the mass of metal pushing against muscles and bones, disrupting vital systems and leaving Sonic immobilized and in agony.The intense pressure would make it hard for him to breathe, his heartbeat would slow under the stress, and every attempt to move would only heighten the pain. His usually indomitable spirit would be challenged, both mentally and physically overwhelmed by the abrupt trauma. Dr. Robotnik's attack would not only target Sonic's physical form but would test his resilience and resolve in a way few others could ever imagine.
>>502231780Tails vs ShitlarisHas to yell "Sonic help me!" in the past, present and future
>>502230746Mobians. "People" are only pretending to hate this perfectly good term that has been used for decades because their corporate masters told them to.
>>502231948This would never work, because an anvil appearing in your stomach is nothing compared to eating the entirely of Angel Island.
>>502231839>That makes even less sense, what were they calling him before thenNothing. Mobius was the name of the setting in Sega of America's bizarre old Sonic Bible. If it didn't come from the shape of Sonic's shoes in his run animation then I don't know how it came to be.
>>502231539shut up fat>>502231915>iizuka had to waste his birthday answering these stupid questions
>>502231569Sega barely has the budget to do anything with Sonic's supporting cast
>>502231910Fag won.
>>502231618>Archie - Team Hooligan>IDW - Fang's Gang
>>502232047If the world is not called Mobius, then the term Mobians makes no sense, you numbskull.
>>502232047I don't like it because it smells like hamburgers and lame comic book writers
>>502231613TikalSalugh and her teamThe AncientsChip/Light Gaia Shader
>>502230884I wouldn't take Tails along. Tails is no longer Tails. That's right, it's not the same Tails any more. He used to... Run around, and run around so fast. He could carry you into the air, he could hit the robots, he could bop Robotnik and just keep on coming. A real fighter, he was, incredible. You see him and you say, who is this guy? This guy is so cool, I want him to follow me forever. No wonder Sonic likes him.How he's... Cowering in fear all the time, he's on his iPad while Sonic - and Sonic is a very good friend of mine, fantastic hedgehog - is getting clobbered, absolutely clobbered out there. Tails, what is he doing? He talks and talks and talks and does nothing. He's all talk, and no action. Who is this fox? What happened, Tails? Very sad what they've done to him - he's become a total LOSER!
>>502231948Anvils are bigger than Sonic's whole body. He'd just burst on the spot.
>>502232154Smells like diapers and baby powder to me.
>>502231267>It's still the best one.It's an outdated inaccurate term that comes loaded with a ton of other misconceptions, such as the planet being "Mobius" and other western inventions.I'm fine with anything as long as it's not Mobians, genuinely the worst term to use in the modern day context.
>>502232089>this is what convinced him to pitch Infinite killing Sonic while Tails watches
>>502232237Nuh uh he ate Angel Island you know
>>502232134Again, humans vs. Earth. It works just as well since we aren't called Earthians. Get over it.
>>502231780The WIDELY INCONSISTENT line is beyond meta for Tails. It's the meta of the meta of Frontiers doing Soft retcons while referencing itself and past events unaffected by the same soft retcons. Sonic has gotten so meta that it self-references itself while self-referencing itself. Absolutely beyond comprehension of anybody hoping to take the lore and writing seriously.
>>502230746Freedomlings.
>>502232218I hate you, anon! Why are such a meany to me?
>>502232218>>502232289How will we afford Sonic games after the tariffs double the price of everything from outside the country? Will the great Tails be able to fix the shattered economy?
>>502232372We’re Earthlings, although now I’m not so sure about you… an alien wouldn’t know that…
>>502232134The planet we live on is called Earth, therefore it makes no sense for homo sapiens to be called humans. We should be called Earthlings. You see how fucking dumb that sounds? Knock it off. >>502232154>>502232269These posts smell like crusted jizz. At least clean yourselves up after giving Izuka a sloppy.
>>502232406Windlings.
>>502232372The word human has etymological meaning. What does Mobian mean? Nothing. It's just a word you like because it was used 30 years ago, you nostalgiafag.
>>502231837Something to match >>502230921 but for characters that are in the far past instead.
>Americans forcing SoA canon
>>502229854Silver getting better voice direction would be his equivalent of Raiden's cyborg makeover.
>>502232538N-nonsense. >>502232564It's a word I like because it's the most concise and convenient term for anthropomorphic Sonic characters. Ian's Archie is the only media I really cared for that used the term.
>>502232516We'll reform copyright laws and make our own Sonic games.
>>502232541You sound livid. "Mobian" is about the characters in the DiC cartoons and Archie and Fleetway comics, never the games. I think AoStH even does use Mobian to refer to literally everything on the planet, including the animal and sausage people.
The only reason the term mobian survives is because Sega hasn't given an actual canon alternative, so while everything else from the burger canon can be safely ignored, since it contradicts the actual canon so much, the lack of an official term for the Sonic-type-people has made it that mobians still sees use to this day.I wonder if Sega even wants us to notice they're different from hunans, considering they're just called "people" or "people like us", like come on the fuck on.
>>502227472>>502227768>>502227847Anyone who sincerely believes that must have no media literacy because the entire point and literal plot was that Amy was not psychotic at all until Tails gaslit her into allowing him to frankenstein her. Amy being a "psychotic stalker" isn't actually a thing in any of these videos. Heck, Amy being a "psychotic stalker rapist" is entirely fan-made with NO canon basis anywhere. Not even X or any of the 2000s stuff actually portrays her like that. At most they make her a nagging annoyance because lol women jokes amiright, but "psycho stalker rapist" is flat-out not a thing. It is entirely perpetuated by disingenuous Amy haters who will resort to any means of making Amy look bad, taking anything she says and does out of context for the sake of lies and slander against her for simply existing. Amy Rose could be portrayed perfectly fine in the next game and comics by all accounts, and the Amy haters would still perpetuate the "psycho stalker rapist" meme somehow, or find some other way to slander Amy's name. They'll even use this very discourse to suggest that Amy is simply a "failed character" who should be thrown in the garbage, because that's what they've wanted all along. They never liked Amy, and they'll never be satisfied until she's erased. Amy's actual FANS love Amy, even the 2000s Amy in many cases. They love and appreciate her with all her flaws and virtues, and even Sonic Team loves her, so Amy Rose is not going anywhere any time soon. The Amy haters are the real psychos, and they should not be gratified for their incessant hatedom.
Sonic the Policehog
>>502232694Silver is so cooked that even his definitive voice actor makes him sound like a tool. Like people still default to the Pete Capella voice for him when they read his lines like how people hear Jason Griffith when they read Sonic's lines.
>>502232702>It's a word I like because it's the most concise and convenient term for anthropomorphic Sonic charactersIt doesn't MEAN anything you retard. Nothing about the word 'Mobian' describes Sonic and his friends at all. Human is a word with latin roots. Get a fucking brain.
Silver's problem is that he's an Extreme Sonic but the fandom wants him to be an Anti-Shadow.
>>502232373>Frontiers says that Tails was always unreliable because he's just a kid unlike the great and infallible Sonic>Tails was still a kid before Unleashed/Pontaff but was never like this>saying he was always this way because of his age is a soft retcon created by Frontiers, retconning Tails as always unreliable and always just a stupid kid held back by his age>This is also a meta reference, but, a reference to the retcon that Frontiers ITSELF created>Frontiers is referencing itselfAn infinite loopOr as some would say, a "Mobius" StripBravo Ian. I underestimated you.
What if Ian met the Joker?
>>502232959Frontiers also says Tails has known Sonic for "most of his life" implying he's at least 16 at this point and barely a child at all (older than Sonic)
Moomin
look at this
>>502232634>JP purists desperately pretending that anyone in Japan gives a shit about Sonic
>>502232847Counterpoint: Sega's entire meta era pivot was entirely due to Gamegrumps and people who never played Sonic games and never will.
>>502232915Buzzwords
>>502232845What official term could they even give them?
>>502233205The Niggerians
>>502232959Why does Ian think being young makes retarded and incompetent? He benched Cream and shit all over Tails and Silver throughout Archie.
Sonicians
>>502232727I'm mostly worried about how we're going to fucking eat but that's not relevant here. Sonic Forces didn't cover shit like this. Are you not worried? Everything's fucked, man. Just like this franchise. Frontiers 2? Please, no, make an actual new game. With a new staff, God willing.
>>502233191>Idiots pretending like the interest of people in Japan has anything to do with the purists' interest in the JP Canon and story
>>502232847>Anyone who sincerely believes that must have no media literacy because the entire point and literal plot was that Amy was not psychotic at all until Tails gaslit her into allowing him to frankenstein her.The context doesn't matter, you fucking retard. People don't give a shit about context. They hear "Amy's a rapist!", laugh, and that is how they see the character until they are forced to acknowledge otherwise.
>>502233126>I knew that reference>they did the thing! Eata da sloppa
Sonic characters are just Finnish people.
>>502232845>>502233205I assume Sega has never bothered giving them a term because they see it the same way they see explaining Sonic's backstory or why he has powers; it's something they don't want explained in the first place.
GUYSI JUST FOUND OUT MARIA IS SICK D:I HOPE SHE GETS BETTER
>>502233393explain
>>502233375If people like that can not pay any attention to an actual story, what does anything they say matter?
>>502232959>Tails is widely inconsistent due to the retcons to make him widely inconsistent which I am now referencing as if they've always been canon as they are because they're retcons
>SoJ tells SoA how to do Sonic>SoA ruins it>SoA ruins the CD, spite releases the 32X and the saturnI wonder why gaijins aren't trusted
>>502233376We mocked the idea of a soulless corpo Mario movie but we were the ones who did it
>>502233202Silver is supposed to be like 90's American Sonic but the fandom/comics want him to be a retarded twink because his color scheme infers that his character should be the complete opposite of Shadow in ways that make him a frail faggot.
>>502233341>JP purists still deluding themselves into thinking there's a "true" canon or that Sega aren't blithering retards incapable of keeping anything consistent
>>502232564Mobian has etymological justification even if the planet isn't called Mobius.Consider this: "Mobian" could be derived from "Mobile Being" "Mob-ian" Think about it.>these creatures are INSANELY mobile - running, flying, swimming, climbing, spinning...>the suffix "-ian" is commonly used to denote "belonging to" or "characteristic of" (like in "mammalian" or "reptilian") not necessarily of a place, but also potentially a characteristicThe term could be a linguistic evolution from:MOBILE MOB MOBIANJust like how we named ourselves "homo sapiens" (thinking man), these creatures could have classified themselves based on their most distinctive trait - their incredible mobility.And let's not forget that Sonic himself is literally the embodiment of peak mobility. It's almost TOO perfect.
>>502232845There's this disquieting thing where Donald Duck isn't actually a duck, he's just a man we see represented as a stylized duck. I think Sega is trying to do the same thing without wanting to come out and say it. Sanrio also insists Hello Kitty isn't really a cat. It's this...thing.
>>502233602You would call them Mobilians then
>>502233205Memes aside, I think Islanders works fine enough.>but what if they don't live in an Island?All Japanese people don't all live in Japan, it'd be about where they come from rather than where they live.>what about humans that live in islands?Also islanders, but with a different meaning, it actually being about where they live, rather than them being animal people.The problem with Islanders tho, it's that it's kinda vague and not really specific enough, assuming this became the new canon term, Sonic fans would understand "islander" meant animal people, but the average public would be somewhat confused before learning why.A completely original term would probably work best, something like Mobian but without being tied to the outdated western canon.
>>502233536For me it's the fact that Ohshima changed Sonic's design and his team decided on CD's music style to appeal to America and then they just changed it all in burgerland anyway like what the fuck was the point
>>502233585Silver is supposed to be a "FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME" type of character.
>>502233536SoJ told SoA to make Sonic appealing to westerners, and then chimped out when they did exactly that.
>>502233323>I'm mostly worried about how we're going to fucking eatEat local, grow a garden.
>>502233602This would work if the actual reason for the name wasn't just that they thought mobius strips were cool and Sonic-like.
>>502233496Ian retconned the retcons to never have been retcons, they were now always true.
>>502233205How about Fauns (from fauna)
>>502233801But, that's a perfectly good reason to call them that.
Thoughts on this creature?
>>502233550The Sonic movies so far were a lot more like this greentext than the Mario movie ended up being. I also enjoyed the Mario movie more than either. Hopefully 3 can finally be what it should be.Was that "Sonic the Roadhog" script "leak" an actual earlier draft of the movie or a pure shitpost fake?
>>502233694No you wouldn't.Faggots can't be bothered to write Aluminium instead of aluminum, people just forget letters and pretend they're right anyways.
>>502233694That would be like calling ourselves sapiensians. I mean we could but humans sounds better.>>502233801It could be the actual reason, Sonic retcons itself five times before breakfast.
>>502233941She’s adorable and incredibly kissable.
>>502233661The thing, at least with Disney characters, is that they live in a world full of animals, and sometimes humans too, it's not like Sonic's world, they differentiate themselves with obvious stuff like>That's a dog! That's a mouse! That's a pig! That's a human!They don't need an in-universe term for the funny animals since the humans are funny too, but in Sonic the differences are more obvious.
>>502233585>the fandom/comics want him to be a retarded twinkThe only people that care enough to use Silver are the ones directly responsible for that. You should thank your fellow Silver fans
>>502233906It works for the name of the world because it's all loops and corkscrews. But it doesn't describe the characters. His mobile explanation worked better for that.
>>502233951Sonic 2 factually ripped off several parts from Alvin and the Chipmunks 4. It's not just their looks, they are Chipmunks movies
>>502233590What do you think all those displays and buttons in front of Eggman are for? I think it's interesting there doesn't appear to be a steering wheel or flight controls in there.
>>502233875How about you go fuck yourself instead?
>>502233590Never said that, there IS a JP canon though even if it's not fully consistent. They rewrote Generations in the ENG version but left it untouched in Japanese because the rewrites are for English Canon to appeal to fans of that kind of stuff (and yes they do know by now that there are English-speaking fans who are more interested in Japanese Sonic and play with JP voices, Iizuka has talked about that in an interview before iirc)
>>502233875>fauna
>>502233714Nah, way too generic.
>>502234117Elora, my beloved goat
>>502233496>>502233836"Before the final blow was struck...I flung a retcon into the past, where my faggotry is law"
>>502233958Don't call them Mobians then call them Mobi, or Obi, or Mi
>>502234170Fauna the Reindeer...
>>502234285Fauna is a Kirin.
>Blobian females boobs tierlist:Giga Flat: Cream, Vanilla, Blaze, Marine, Wave, Tikal, Shade, Ariem, Trip, Carrottia, Jewel, Tangle, Surge, BelleModerately Busty: Amy, Sticks, Honey, TiaraS-Rank Busty: Lanolin, Rouge, Whisper, SA2B Render Amy>Human/Humanoid females boobs tierlist:Chaotically Flat: Maria, Elise, Merlina, Sage, Witchcart, Lumina, NiGHTSMarginally Busty: Shahra, Lah, Ulala
>>502233763Ah yes, changing the entire CD ost. Making a kids game edgy. Shoehorning their chipmunk OC and calling Amy "Sally" I would be fucking mad too if I worked hard and then SoA sabotaged SoJ
>>502234189I mentioned that but with the information we have right now it's unironically the best choice.
>>502232847>Amy's fate in this franchise will be decided by a Shadowfag She's got insane odds to beat next month. Her character will be fine since portraying her as anything from the 2000s is verboten but she really needs that movie bump to have the movie kiddies value her as important.
>at least once a year or two>"Tch, UUUHMMMMMMM, the term 'metroidvania' is so outdated and esoteric. It's time to rename the genre to something more appropriate.">... Such as? >"U-um, well, uh...">Or maybe we could just stick with the term that everyone already knows. Same shit, different fandom. It's all so tiring.
>>502234280I can see Mobi being an informal way to refer to Mobians.Mo Mobis Mo Problems.
>>502234326Jokerian are better when flat.Don't (You) me.
>>502234104It’s to hook up his Dreamcast with.
What's the future of this franchise then?Asking so i can revaluate my opportunity costs to be spent better.
>>502234356Shut up Yuji Naka
>>502232134>If the world is not called Mobius, then the term Mobians makes no senseIt's called Sonic's World, so the correct term would be something like Sonicworldians or Nicwordians.
Sonic the Fauna
>>502234508From now on they're gonna be called Silksongias.
Do you guys think Shadow will be in the third Sonic movie?
>>502234508Mobian is outdated an inaccurate bub, get out of here.
>>502234326>Giga Flat:>Marine
>>502234558Being struck down, inshallah
>>502234558Sonic Origins - Classic Era retreadSonic Frontiers - Sonic Adventure retreadSonic Dream Team - Sonic Heroes/Advance series retreadSonic x Shadow Generations - Sonic Adventure 2/Shadow the Hedgehog 2005 retreadThe next logical step is a Sonic the Hedgehog 2006/Sonic Rush/Sonic Rivals retread focusing on Silver the Hedgehog and Blaze the Cat. If that is successful, then the next game after that has to be Sonic Adventure 3 or something of that caliber. The Sonic franchise is currently rising. There is no need to be cynical.
Sonic characters for this feel?
Did you know Vector and the other bandmates were still used briefly in like a couple pieces of European Sonic 1 material
>>502232702JUST SAY ANTHRO
I remember when you faggots came up with the term sworldian, I still haven't forgiven you for that.
Why the fuck is Sonic CD the second game in the timeline now? What was wrong with fucking release order?
>Yeah, she left me for Knuckles...
>>502234683No.
>>502234613Sonic and friends live on Earth.
>>502234812WE'RE NOT SAYING ANTHRO JUST FUCKING FURRY
>>502234812THAT'S GENERIC YOU FAGGOT
>>502234192>goat>implying
Ian wants to use Nermies now. But that makes them sound like the fucking Smurfs.
>>502234841Sega of America ruined everything.
>>502234528>Don't (You) me.No, I'm going to (You) you!
>>502234981What the fuck? Explain.
>>502234841Sonic 3 is immediately after 2 so CD cannot be in between them to make any sense and they didn't want to put it after
>>502234927I love her so much.
>>502234871with me.
>>502234841The release order doesn't make sense because Sonic 3 happens immediately after Sonic 2. CD has to come before 2 or after &Knuckles. Besides, release order isn't even that good of an argument considering CD was in development at the same time as 2 anyway. CD was designed to be a sequel to 1 in the first place.
Is this real? Are we getting robot kino in 4?
>>502234812Anthro when referring to anthropomorphic animals is only a term that makes sense to furfags, it actually has more to do with humans than funny animals, it's not a good descriptor.
Lanolin has a cute little tail.
>>502235043>>502235071Alright, I'll concede. It just feels fucking weird to me for some reason.
>>502234792>The next logical step is a Sonic the Hedgehog 2006/Sonic Rush/Sonic Rivals retread focusing on Silver the Hedgehog and Blaze the Cat.May god have mercy because flynn and sega will not.
>>502235041shadow's menu screen has a line that says "Let's destroy the nermies together, shadow", and nobody knows what nermies means so they joke that's what they're called
>>502234841Because CD is essentially Sonic 1.5 and 3 continues almost directly from 2.Then you have stuff like "See you next game" or the weird spindash.
>>502234981>Ian wants to use Nermies now.I'm fine with that, at least officially cause I'd still use Jokerians for the funny.Nermies is a unique term, would the singular be nermy or nermie?>But that makes them sound like the fucking Smurfs.I don't see it.
>>502235226Because Metal Sonic is supposed to be more advanced than Mecha Sonic? But you could chalk that up to him coming from the bad future.
>>502235138I hope he's saved for After Credits just to make Amyfags suffer and seethe
>>502235226Sonic 2 and Sonic CD are basically diverging timelines from Sonic 1. Both are meant to be direct sequels but have nothing to do with each other and go in wildly different directions from the same core root. Sonic 3 then directly expands on 2's path, while CD basically stops right there unless, like... Chaotix is its evolution or whatever.
>>502235052Same. ... It's sad how talking about Sonic is such a pain in the ass now, that I would genuinely prefer to use this thread to talk about other franchises.
Sonic and the One Night Stand
>>502232584Tikal and Sonic's egyptian ancestors from aosth. Shade. The owl tribe.
>>502235302This is probably supposed to say enemies but Nips pulled an Engrish. They did something similar with the Engrish on the Sonic Rush Zone cards too.
>>502235149Anthropomorphic literally means human-like, physically and\or mentally.A human is already physically and mentally a human, it necessarily needs to describe something that's not human otherwise it's redundant.
>>502235261The thing is that Classic Sonic was good and so were the Adventure games. It's from Heroes and onwards where Sonic imploded and tacking that shit is like walking into Chernobyl. It's a complete fallout zone of where Sonic went wrong.
>>502233268Because he's a lore whore nerd who took the canon ages too literally
>playing Sonic Mania with nephew>get to Metal Sonic>"Oh, it's Sonic.EXE!"Well, he was happy at least.
>>502234863What on Earth are you talking about, my dear Fangu-kun? Knuckles belong to Ariem!Anyway, here's a present for you! A nice emerald!
>>502235545I want a Heroes remake but only if Iizuka is still in charge of level design and stuff I want to see him remake it but not under the stress and malnourishment of the original
>>502234927>>502235460Elora my spyro fav.
>>502235541>Anthro may refer to: Anthropo-, a prefix meaning human, humanoid, or human-like.Newsflash budy, YOU'RE AN ANTHRO.
>>502235668>Heroes remake Lol
>>502235460>Spyro x cynder is better then Spyro x Ember>Have you played the games?Yeah fuck that
>>502235424>unless, like... Chaotix is its evolution or whatever.Chaotix continues from 3&K. The island surfaces from Angel Island touching down and the giant rings from the second half are a plot point.At the same time, Metal Sonic is there and the manual indicate that he lost to Sonic before.
>>502235668Iizuka will never come back down from his cushy Producer role again.
>>502234117>>502234927>>502235460Who is the Elora of Sonic's world?
>>502233495Because sega will listen to retards like that, long before they care what we think
I swear, half, even two thirds of the problems that plague this IP wouldn't exist if the characters had just been humans. >B-but it wouldn't be anywhere near as popul-ACK!Then so fucking be it.
>>502235424is that why cd is so bad
>>502235639Beat his ass
>>502235780I mean Chaotix linking to CD on a thematic, aesthetic level. >>502235867There's a 7 hour video essay on why CD is actually good. It's just different.
>>502235835It wouldn't just be unpopular, it would be dead just like Alex Kidd.
>>502235071>or after &KnucklesConsidering the progression of the Mecha Series with MKII (2) & MKIII (3 &Knuckles) which were dropped when Metal was created wouldn't this make more sense? It always weirded me out that Eggman made this sleek fast Sonic duplicate (his finest creation) in CD, but then mothballed it and went back to iterating on the heavy armored design from before it for the third time.
>>502235368My headcanon is Eggman “borrows” Metal Sonic from himself in the future using Little Planet’s timey wimey nonsense, but it’s destroyed during its race with Sonic and Sonic leaves Little Planet with a good future.Eggman spends the events of Sonic 2, and then 3&K to try to replicate the robot, but just can’t get it right yet.Generations happens, and Sonic once again races against Metal Sonic, but due to the Time Eater’s interference Little Planet has been left in a bad future. Metal Sonic is left there once defeated.During the events of Sonic 4:Episode Metal, Eggman retrieves the Metal Sonic left on Little Planet which has been left in the bad future since its defeat. This is the Metal Sonic we’ve seen in the franchise timeline wise ever since.
>>502235820By appearance, sally
>>502235835What's your point man? We can't just retroactively turn these jokerians into humans unless you can travel back in time or something.
Post Black Doom's legs
>>502235545>Classic Sonic was goodI don't know about Sonic 1 and especially CD but I can agree with this broadly.>and so were the Adveture gamesHonestly, no, as much as I sincerely love them.
>Silver in the Post Credits 06 remake for 2026 >Metal Sonic in the Post Credits CD/Heroes remake for 2026
>>502233424Sega doesn't want to give them an official term because they want crossbreeding
if silver is in the movies can we have sonia too
>>502235929>There's a 7 hour video essay on why CD is actually good.>7 hourSeriously? Couldn't they just explain it in less than 30 minutes? CD isn't really that special.
>>502235820>leader of a group of rebels>pseudo love interest>brown fur and hair>nostalgic sex symbol>makes the anti-furry crowd seethe so hard their eyes and throats bleedSally.
>>502235959It makes sense if you think of it about focusing on differing aspects: Metal was built to match Sonic's speed while Mecha is based on his abilities.>>502235929Oh, on a thematic level then yeah, you can argue that Chaotix is a CD followup.
>>502235768>There's no way out of getting a tarot reading
>>502236109https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORJryigA0Ck&t=3285s&pp=ygUUc29uaWMgY2QgdmlkZW8gZXNzYXk%3DSee for yourself. no it was not made by me.
>>502236101who
>>502236043>both Silver and Metal in the Post creditsHeroes remake with Silver Blaze and Marine in it
>>502235998>travel back in timeWITH THE TIME STONES?!
>>502235835>Humans curling into a ball to launch themselves aroundAre you out of your fucking mind
After the events of Shadow Generations... Gerald knows that Shadow KNEW Maria was going to die, I wonder if that pissed him off
>>502235931The fuck part of "Then so fucking be it." do you not understand? >>502235998God I wish I could. I also wish retards would stop drawing the humanized versions with that shitty technicolor hair. Pick a real hair color, you fucking hacks.
Black Doom will give Shadow Doom Cock in the next game
>>502236176Yes, there is: just retcon the tarot card thing off from CD's Japanese manual.
>>502236101Shadow will not fuck her.
>>502236175>It makes sense if you think of it about focusing on differing aspects: Metal was built to match Sonic's speed while Mecha is based on his abilities.It's interesting to date that only Mecha has gone Super, but not Metal even in his Madness/Overlord form.>Oh, on a thematic level then yeah, you can argue that Chaotix is a CD followup.I always felt this way in terms of level aesthetic and design. And Kai is what CD's final boss should have been.
>>502236091Sega clearly doesn't think about the Sonic universe enough.
>>502236307>Humans curling into a ball to launch themselves around
>>502235768>”Hello there, my GOOD FRIEND Sonic!”>”Hi Amy! What’s up?”>”This time there’s no way out of eating the cupcakes I offered you at your birthday party during the events of Sonic x Shadow Generations!”
>>502236307Oh yeah, a human character rolling up into a ball and zipping around really fast is a completely absurd concept.
My cat passed away. Can you guys please post your funniest Blaze pictures for her honor?
>>502235673Of course, but when referring to a human it's redundant because a human is expected to have anthropomorphic characteristics. But when you say "anthro fox" it further defines the fox as a creature that displays human shape and/or characteristic, contrary to just fox. Which is you know a fox. You're right in the sense that anthro has more to do with humans, but it's used in relation to something that's not human typically.On that note, you're a Homo, and so am I.
>>502236647
Do you think there was racism towards Jokerians at some point?
>>502236043The plot suggests SilverThe Core suggests AmyThe leak suggests Metal
After playing Shadow Generations...Is there a version of this image but with Shadow?
>>502236485>It's interesting to date that only Mecha has gone Super, but not Metal even in his Madness/Overlord form.There seems to be some loose implication that the robots need the Master Emerald to go super. Metal did end up going super in the IDW comics as Neo Metal, but the form in Mania Adventures is apparently not a super form.
>>502236647This is my favorite Blaze picture.
>>502236494Fuck you. Elise did nothing wrong.
>>502236792Absolutely.
>>502236808True ending: Battle Kukku XV
>>502236279Silverspergs keep posting this Discord screenshot as proof but I have literally no idea who this is.
>>502236392>removes all mention of tarot cards from the original japanese source>no more chances for Ian to make references about them in future games/comics>Amy's personality continues to revolve around Sonic instead of some nothingburger esoteric cardsKino or not?
>>502236043If it had rank choices voting I'd go1. Metal Sonic2. Blaze3. Amy4. Silver
>>502233550That p diddy line didn't age well
When will Sega introduce the first Human/Jokerian crossbreed character?
>>502236091>>502236494>Sonic's bodyguards>Princess SaraBros...
>>502237067I can only listen to that song in my head with "Wake up in the mornin' feeling like C-Viper"
>>502236845he looks better with blue eyesthe bongs had the right idea
Why am I still here? This IP hasn't given me any joy in years, and whenever I try to reminisce about the parts of it I do like, I get shouted down by insane shills who are legitimately trying to convince me to stop liking things because we should all just obey the executives and their psychotic whims. The internet was right to hate Sonic.
>>502237042>>Amy's personality continues to revolve around Sonic instead of some nothingburger esoteric cardsLol no, she's just going to be Cream since they're dead set on her never chasing Sonic again
>>502236647I'm so sorry, Anon.
>>502234496Ironically, Amy was alright in the actual 2005 Shadow game. One of the few times they didn't fuck her up
>>502237042>"Waaaaaaaah, Amy should be totally defined by nothing but wanting to fuck Sonic!">Sonamy shitter telling on itself again
>>502236217sonia, she was in the game with silver
>>502237379This is true, Sonic is shit, especially archieshit
>>502236540>>502236612>Human>Chozo>X>Metroid>Further mutated by Phazon and AionSamus you don't fucking count. Your DNA is a genetic Cosmopolitan Drink and makes Shadow's lineage look positively inbred by comparison. Actually Maria (another famous vidya Blonde) now having Human, Hedgehog, and Black Arms DNA post-treatment makes her the closest analogue.
>>502237379Fandoms are always shit and the people who consume it just end up killing it.
Sonic
>>502237006Our timeline is not so benevolent
>>502235835>half, even two thirds of the problems that plague this IPis having games of insanely bad inconsistent quality and being left with incompetent devs since its inception
>>502237764>
>>502237087Here's your abominations bro.
>>502237465>Fowler is going to think Amy is the girl who rescues rabbits.
>>502236647Okey dokie, here's a dramatic photo of a blazy cat!Also, consider this:>Elise is a princess from Soleanna, so she's a Soleannian human!>Blaze is a princess from the Sol Dimension, so what she is? A Solean cat, of course!Hm... could there be any connection between Soleanna and Crisis City?
>>502237831now where's shadow x maria fankids
Silver
>>502237640I hate myself for immediately thinking "What if Samus and Shadow met?". Nobody is immune to corporate brainwashing.
>>502233092What did those Swedish hippos do to you?
>>502236819Sure is.
>>502237975dow spotted
>>502238081Thank you, it's perfect.
>>502237831These ugly fucks would get bullied hard.
>>502237391Nah, Cream is boring; make Marine the new Sonic's fangirl instead!
>>502234792Naw, they're gonna remake Sonic 4 next.
Shadow
>>502238151>those circuit board patterns in his suit Is that some kind of armor?
>>502238151TINY FIST AHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT HIS TINY ARM HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>502238081>only lost his dad and sisterOh cry me a fuckin' river, rat boy.
>>502237831Destiny kinda looks like an expy of Alex Kidd.
>>502237210Muscles
>>502234792Is Dream Team that kino?
>>502237545Well now she's defined by... nothing.
>>502235181I love Lanolin's fluff
>>502238283Samus wouldn't say that, she would show compassion and understatement, because she lost her parents once and the idea of seeing them again just to lose them again would hurt her a lot, she would help the rat boy, not laugh at him.
>>502238047At least she has a history of meeting characters from other series in their games.
>>502238345I mean, the tutorials are a bit much but vastly blown out of proportion, it's great.
Ine
>>502238461*sniff*
>>502237210Butt
So Mario fans have discovered that beyond the popeye influence for Mario (and the Arle running animation for Mario), that Miyamoto was also a huge comic westaboo and Super Mario was partly influenced by Superman. We in the Sonic community know that Sonic was partly influenced by DBZ, but does anyone else think there’s a influence from “The Flash” series from DC? There are a lot of lore concepts that overlap that doesn’t make it look like a coincidence.
>>502238412She's defined by being sweet, silly, and compassionate. Again, telling on yourself.
>>502238151>>502238268This is so fake it hurts
YOOOOOSOMETHING'S WRONG
>>502234792>Sonic Origins - Classic Era retreadWhat about Superstars?
>>502235959>Mecha Sonic prototype: Sonic 2 8-bit>Mecha Sonic Model No. 1: Sonic 1 16-bit>Mecha Sonic Model No. 2: Sonic & KnucklesThis was Mecha Sonic Model No. 3 according to X-Treme. Maybe Robotnik thought he could replicate Sonic's abilities better in a different form? I'd like to know what he was thinking, why this one looks so different.
>>502238461Sonic and Shadow playing footsies under the table.
>>502232134The Mobius and Mobian thing never made sense to me period because if the planet is called Mobius wouldn't everyone on it be called Mobians and not just the anthros?
>>502238558We didn't start aping The Flash until the movies gave Sonic the lightning shit
>>502238654Why does Shadow's Air Shoes need laces?
>>502238683This design was so fucking cool in TT16B
>>502238558>So Mario fans have discovered that beyond the popeye influence for Mario (and the Arle running animation for Mario), that Miyamoto was also a huge comic westaboo and Super Mario was partly influenced by Superman.Source? I haven't seen anyone talk about this.
>>502238671Mania retread
>>502234841It fucking looks like a sequel to sonic 1 more than sonic 2 does
>>502238683Here's Model No. 4, back to copying Sonic's form.
>>502238558>SupermanLet's be honest, what action oriented media isn't influenced by Superman to some degree?
>>502238683Look-a-like.
https://x.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1857106222291562669?t=4wr_t2_vjmHmoViTKpcjGw&s=19Shadow won't eat his coffee beans
>>502238942Me.
>>502238476He's also a cute critter, which helps. >>502238493How and why was she on Pop Star anyway?
>>502238916And here's Model No. 5. He doesn't look nearly as cool and menaxkn as the precious four models, but he looks functional, I guess?
>>502238626>sweet, silly, and compassionateSo generic girl? Also on dumping work on other people.
>>502235545lol fuck no, even heroes was a course correct after the goofy bullshit adventure 1 and 2 used as filler
>>502238916>>502238683Eggman really went through an Abstraction Period...Many outside viewers look upon it with disdain and bewilderment, but I always thought the experimentation was very important for him creatively.
>>502239181Looks like a Kirby enemy
>>502238654Fake Shadow boss fight from Pizza Tower
>>502238061Being swedish is already enough of a crime.
>>502238636
>>502238654>finde die fehlerThere's two of him right there.
>>502238283Suffering isn't a competition, you mongoloid
>>502236828The Mania Adventure form to me seemed like the same kind of thing Tails and Knuckles' "super forms" are.
Post farting mobians right now!!
>>502239332Why the fuck is Dr. Gerald back..... Is he only a joke character
>>502239189
>>502234792Superstars was the Classic retread.
>>502236647So sorry, how old was she/he?
>>502238558I mean, I could believe it (generally strong, implied to be speeding, obligatory leaping mention), but where was this revealed?
>>502239393
>>502239332that fucking neck is so bad
>>502239471I don't think you know what that picture means.
>>502235959>>502238683>>502238916>>502239181I like how you can see that Eggman never simply makes a straight 1-1 robot replica of Sonic. It's always these clunky looking motherfuckers that were rejected from some B-list mecha anime.
>>502235369Metal Sonic will be voiced by Jalleel White
>>502239119>howShe flew there in her gunship>whyThere were some Metroids there
>>502238558Sonic's most obscure inspiration is probably the whole pilot aesthetic which is funny because his logo, his plane and even his original theme were all based on that ideahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nKFoxlco0w
>>502239332Is Rouge in the movie, please say yes.
>>502239465My crackpot theory is that they saw that one Shadow The Hedgehog concept art with Gerald and Eggman and ran with it.
Movienic is a government agent
>>502235959Mecha Sonic is just supposed to be a reference, like the Death Egg or Super Sonic.
>>502238558Popeye = Superman = MarioFelix = Mickey = Sonic = Goku = Luffy
Why couldn't Sonic Origins Plus be this excellent?>Why posting nowIt has another update coming. Probably multiplayer fixes since almost everything is either fixed or a tall order for Software Rendering (skybox shenanigans).
>>502239801I'm glad he's back. If 3 couldn't be a straight adaptation of SA2, and it was never going to be, doing something brand new with the characters was the best thing they could have done for it.
>>502239684>She flew there in her gunshipTo another fucking dimension, apparently. >There were some Metroids thereWhy the fuck were there metroids on Pop Star? This is why crossovers are fucking retarded.
>>502239667That could be cool actually if they also put him through the Heroes voice filter.https://youtu.be/cb3xf81AwZc
>>502238654>Eye color>red ears>Smile>red marking on top of the head is split>Only 4 fingers on one hand>red dots on the side of the chest>longer tail>Shoelaces>White top of the shoe instead of red>Bottom left spike has no red stripe>No backspikes>red legstripe removed
Do you believe you're popular with /sthg/ or an outsider with bad taste?
>>502240021You're autistic.
>>502238558>those were for the Olympics Mario.
>>502239945Because nobody cares enough about the game gear games or Chaotix to faithfully remake them
>>502236279Stop trying to make Silver/Blaze/Marine a thing.
What do we want from Frontiers 2? Be realistic
>>502239581>HURRRRRRRR AMY DOESN'T HAVE A PERSONALITY ANYMORE>describes her personality>HURRRRRRRRR GENERIC GENERIC GENERIC AH PLFFFT PLFT HURF DURP!!!Fuck off and kill yourself, Sonamy shitter. Your trash ship was never real and thankfully never will be.
>>502240157Hopefully neither
>>502240157Why would you care?
>>502239328...true.
>>502240406a good game
>>502240495elaborate
>>502240407So her personality is "generic girl" then. Glad to see you agree. You still don't know how to use that pic.
>>502240407>kill yourselfAh, it's dramafag.
>>502240191You're a corporate drone who subsists entirely on slop. Kill yourself.
>>502240404i'm not and i hope not, the hero's mash ups is retarded, and Silver is his own team, he only needs a sidekick to make him look less sad.
>>502240406More interesting settingsMultiple playable characters/character storiesShadow relevantPlease do not just go back to the same islandsLevel design built into the world itselfCyberspace/Action stages more like actual levels
>>502240406Blaze and Sol Dimension travel.I don't think it's unrealistic. It's confirmed they've been designing what the Sol Empire would actually look like behind the scenes and IDW got to use that as reference back when Sonic had amnesia. I don't think they'd do that just for secondary materials. Morio Kishimoto also said Blaze is his favorite character, and usually a creative's favorite is relevant to them somehow.
>>502240576a game that plays good
>>502240585>generic>characteristic of or relating to a class or group of things; not specific.The word is not a synonym for "WAAAAAAAAH MUH SHIP SUNK". Fuck off.
>>5022404061. Individual stories again like Final Horizon but for entire game.2. I don't know if this realistic or not, but more variety of zones.3. Relating to #2 integrating game gimmicks (rails, springs, bumpers, balloons) more seamlessly into the the level theming4. Story arc or at least evolving interactions between Sage getting to know Orbot, Cubot, & Metal.
>>502240406Sex
>>502236006The problem wasn't the different interpretations, the problem was the games sucked ass
>>502240601You want someone to kill themselves over Metroids in Kirby. Go stare into in a mirror and be honest with what you see. Get off your fat swampy ass and actually do it, pussy.
>>502240406Core 4 + playable Shadow + playable Surge
>>502240021>>502240601oh my god its you, long time no see crossover autistdo you still think luigi should be banned from mario games
>>502240406I want Sega to go bankrupt so I don't have to put up with this shitbbox of a fake franchise anymore. At this point, I'm convinced Sonic the Hedgehog is an elaborate scam that went way too fucking far. How the hell does a series go for thirty fucking years without producing a single good game? This has to be a money laundering scheme.
>>502240425Because I'm tired of having to argue with people when I bring up that I'm not COMPLETELY put off by movie Sonic and I feel unwelcome.
>>502240709>I don't think they'd do that just for secondary materials.>4 years ago
>>502236307Mario had better rolling physics in 2017 than Sonic had in the prior 17 years
>>502240892I want you to kill yourselves because you're all genuinely terrible "people" who spend all day slurping on corporate dick.
>>502240892>>502241030I present you guys: dramafaghe/she will tell you to kill yourselves at every.single.occasion
>>502240406Plappable Shadow
>>502241059>I want Sega to go bankrupt so I don't have to put up with this shitbbox of a fake franchise anymore. At this point, I'm convinced Sonic the Hedgehog is an elaborate scam that went way too fucking far. How the hell does a series go for thirty fucking years without producing a single good game? This has to be a money laundering scheme.This is the image that materialized in my mind the entire time I was reading this.
Sonic characters with this feel?
>>502232845Sonic calls himself a hedgehog in SatBK
>>502236317The bigger problem is that he knows whatever malicious programming he did to shadow will fail
>>502241220Wishing death on humans over a flimsy assumption isn't what a terrible person would do? What makes you so good, person spending time on /vg/ in a general dedicated to a corporate brand?
>>502241307Blaze
>>502241059You don't have to put up with it, just leave
>>502241059I'm just here for the porn
>>502241326Yeah cause he's a hedgehog and Tails a fox and Vector a crocodile, etc.There's still no official canon term for these talking anthropomorphic funny animals.
>>502240406More optimization, the pop-in is atrocious.Maybe instead of short Generations-like levels they could make longer heroes-length stages.Les babby padding puzzles, maybe a few more elaborate and decent ones could be cool.EVOLVE ZE OPEN ZONE
>>502241341or not, for all he knows Shadow blew up Earth a long time ago and now Black Doom is just messing with Shadow, that lives in space
>>502236792That's literally the plot of the first game
>>502232845>>502241483In Sonic Boom they're just called animal people but that's a weird side canon like SatAM/Archie.
>>502241173He would look better with tan arms
Who is the reverse flash of the sonic series?
>>502241556No it isn't, the plot of the first game is that Eggman is so mad that Sonic keeps kicking his ass that he hunts the Chaos Emeralds to power his destruction weapons and turns the entirety of South Island against Sonic when Sonic hears about it and comes there.
>>502241640me
>>502241059based post
I think Eggman was right.
>>502241286I DO hate Sonic. This IP has done nothing but give me temporary joy just so it could kick me in the balls.
>>502241640Metal Sonic, I guess? He's obsessed and eternally seethes over Sonic.
>>502238539I'm literally halfway thru NNN stop this!
>>502241176Superstars took 6 years.
>>502239517I got her from the humane society near me when she was 6-8. It's been 4 years since then. So around 10-12. She was previously from a cat Cafe that did not treat her well, botching her declawing. I made sure her last years were in the upmost comfort.
Turbo should be playable.
>>502241353>Wishing death on humansHumans are inherently monstrous pieces of shit who deserve to suffer, as even a cursory look at a history book will tell you. Black Doom did nothing wrong. And neither did Gerald.
>>502240406>no one mentioned the controls or the shitty combat
>>502241640MetalScourgeShadowBlazeSilver(just due to time travel bullshit)
>>502241828NNN? only losers do that to feel less losers (yet they stay losers after)
>>502241904>Black Doom did nothing wrong.He picked a fight with Sonic
>>502241904Okay Satanist.
>>502241853Nobody gives a shit about your dead cat, you attention seeking cunt. This is the Sonic the Hedgehog general. If you're not here to talk about Sonic shit, then fuck off. Either go get a blog or kill yourself.
>>502240251>Sega doesn't care enoughI believe that is what you mean. Just so we're clear about the situation, Bethesda:>Paid Nerve software to port the Doom games to Unity first but these had performance problems. This was primarily to get them playable on console.This was the bare minimum Bethesda did originally and Sega's current level of attempt. Wasn't great but wasn't bad....Then out of nowhere:>Called up Nightdive and contracted them to port the game again to their proprietary "Kex Engine".>Licensed the renderer of a Sourceport called "Rum and Raisin" Doom cause it somehow has Doom running on multiple processor cores (magic)>Contracted Andrew Hulslut to make multiple versions of the Doom soundtrack>Had Nightdive among other finish up and add unused assets from the Doom vault>Created a whole new campaign with new enemies and weapons>Established a whole new modding standard for the modding communityAnd finally>Gave all this away for FREE to people who already owned DoomPoint of this rant is fucking Bethesda is a better publisher/dev then Sega. No questions asked. Meanwhile, we can't even get a Shad05 level in Shadow Generations.
>>502241758God, you're a whore for Sonic, you'd rather keep coming back to him no matter how many times he disappoints you than move on from him and find someone better to live your life with.
>>502241598Maybe, but I think /sthg/ has more of an issue with his personality.
>>502242004Damn can't a nigga feel like less of a loser?
>>502240406No more shitty gameplay please. Everything Sonic does in Frontiers except the stupid fucking boost kills his momentum or stops him in his tracks, I hate it.
>>502242045Satan is a bitch ass cuck. I don't worship any god, because they're all just as shit and useless as we are.
>>502241904>Humans are inherently monstrous pieces of shit who deserve to suffer>Black Doom did nothing wrong>The guy with the race of parasites
>>502237832That's a better basis for the character than flinging cards around
>>502241941Frontiers is the best controlling Modern game and the combat is nothing and barely takes any time
>>502242242t.
>>502242208Do you think Kishimoto will follow-through with slope physics in Frontiers 2? Update 3 had a lot of ramps and slopes after all
>>502242171No NIGGER, you are stuck with me (white man) in fluffy island.There is only hairy pussy in fluffy island.
>>502242242Makes no difference what you think you believe, you act like a Satanist, therefore you are one.
>>502238157>pirate amy
>>502242364Tf are you two niggas talking about?
>>502242282Shadow is an antisocial twat who has never properly observed human behavior or history. This nigga's only friends are a thief who moonlights as a government spook and a rogue badnik with a murder boner. He doesn't fucking know shit.
>>502242242Careful you don't cut yourself on all that edge
>>502242429Did you know that Knuckles' roll move in Final Horizon has slope physics but nobody else's does
>>502242460...no trip?
>>502242489>[generic girl personality] but not the corporate token girl, not a Mary Sue, is actually accountabile for her actions and treated reasonably for how she behaves instead of everyone pretending to respect herYes please that's all I want. Fuck Amy, give me Marine.
Good morning
>>502240406Platforming being built into the terrain rather than having all the platforming in the skyUsing the terrain around you to gain and maintaining your speed by running, rolling, spin dashing and skillful platforming rather than spamming the boost button all the timeI don't see them removing Boost but giving it less focus
>>502241518>More optimization, the pop-in is atrocious.He said be realistic.Realistically, Frontiers 2 will still be on the Xbox SeX/S & PS5 or being extremely generous basically a launch title for the Next-Gen Xbox & PS6 like how '06 was on the PS3 so hardware limitations will still be in full force. God help us with how underpowered the Switch 2 is looking to be. Also is Hedgehog Engine 2 even capable of such a feat? Shadow Gens didn't have nearly the same problem by comparison, but neither the levels or White Space didn't had nearly the same class of Draw Distance of the Starfall Islands. And there was still culling of noticeable enemies throughout.>But with Mods you canAgain be (((REALISTIC)).
>>502242693ONLYFOXES
>>502242364Fuck the material world too. This garbage planet produces shit like hurricanes, arsenic, and wasps. >>502242473>anyone who disagrees with my delusional candyland view of the world is a SatanistGo get raped by a horde of wasps.
>>502242335>Frontiers is the best controlling Modern gameHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAA no>combat is nothing and barely takes any timehow is that a good thing?>>502242592I know that. I think it's a glitch because they set one of the values to an extremely high number. That's why he doesn't lose speed while rolling
>HUMANS ARE BADI disagree
>>502242540>he doesn't know
>>502242820You sound like a weak little baby bitch who can't handle basic inconvenience or even the smallest challenge to overcome. You lack the human spirit. Just return to the Earth.
>>502241853>I got her from the humane society near me when she was 6-8. It's been 4 years since then. So around 10-12.She had time to enjoy Cat Social Security.>She was previously from a cat Cafe that did not treat her well, botching her declawing. I made sure her last years were in the upmost comfort.Good on you. Declawing should be illegal.
>>502242973The "human spirit" consists of spending all day trying to make raping children legal. Go jump into a volcano.
>>502242870What competition is there? For context by Modern I mean every game from 06 to now (I consider Adventure era its own thing). The Boost games control like you're playing as a truck, 06 is twitchier than a crack addict and Lost World is Lost World.
>>502241756That's nice, Sage.
>>502243118Ah, I'm talking to a legit schizophrenic. I hope you're nicer to your caretakers.
>>502242820Then kys?
>>502239189>generic girlWhat a stupid assertion. The generic girl nowadays is a butch lesbian with an undercut dyed blue who hates men
>>502234981Based. I welcome Nermies.
silver and the freedom fighters
>>502242820The fact that you haven't self-terminated proves your words are meaningless. You're just spiteful about something and you fear responsibility.
>>502243292Don't give them any idea, they will turn amy lesbian.
>>502236819
>>502243614These should be donated to the Sonic museum after production wraps.>What Sonic museum?The one that should totally exist.
>>502243292He means actual generic girl in real life, not a leftist woman. Most girls are right-wing. Well, most white girls anyway.
>>502243170I thought by "modern game" you meant "every video game from the last decade".I prefer how Sonic controls in the boost games. Those controls are not perfect but at least they are momentum-based unlike Frontiers' controls. Frontier's character controller reminds me more of Mega Man than Sonic and it's extremely janky.
*SMOOCHES*
>>502243245>>502243630I never claimed to be free of human weakness. But therein lies the issue. My humanity keeps me from purging a worthless monkey, but had I not been born a monkey, I wouldn't have cause to kill myself in the first place.
60s generic girl>helpless victim tradwife70s generic girl>party girl with an afro80s generic girl>"One of the boys"90s generic girl>Misty from pokemon 2000s generic girl>"not like other girls"2010-Now generic girl (west)>Teela(east)>hinata from naruto
>>502242108And that's why Amy is never going away
Eat humans.Kill nermies.Love Radical Highway.
>>502242745I'm a clueless when it comes to game engine stuff, so I really have no idea if these optimizations are even possible.I haven't played Shadow Gens yet, but if the culling isn't as aggressive as it is in Frontiers, maybe the engine is just poorly equipped to deal with an open world or vast areas where you need to load in a lot of objects, which is a bad sign if they want to keep the open zone design.
>>502243942They all wanted to fuck, they just change strategy to fuck.
>>502244112yes, daddy
I like engaging in Reboot Archie and Reboot Archie fan stuff but it does feel a ton like stupid fanslop. It has the exact same energy as /sthg/'s fan characters
>>502242429No, because Superstars didn't beat spider-man so in japanese-businessman-speak, that means no one wants decent rolling physics >Source: used to be a Nintendo fan
>>502244168I threw up
>>502244365So what was that about?
>>502242707She'd turn to shit from overexposure like tails and knuckles did
>>502244146my god, the side mouth is so atrocious
iykyk
>>502244301/sthg/'s fan characters are rich and complex with multifaceted writing inspirations and a complex network of motivations and social interactions.
>>502244596Molest him
>>502244598yeah but the general idea is still "Remember stupid obscure concepts from side medias? What if we mashed them together"
>>502243801No woman who's sweet or compassionate would be a neocon dicksucker, but they'd have to be silly
>>502244598This is sadly true when compared to Ian's "writing" and don't get me started on Evan "Everyone is gay and sad" Stanley.
>>502244662ssssssshhhh our boy is sleeping!
Sticking cartoon characters in more "involved" storylines attracts autists like flies to shit.
>Silver gets teleported to lethal highway
>>502244917Pefect, make sure his penis is developing properly
>>502244970Silver hears Sonic say damn and starts crying
>>502245049Our boy is for cuddling only, pervert!
>>502230921silver doesn't have friends in the future because he's a loser. that's why he was so upset when lanolin kicked him out.
>>502244505>Whitehead has to crawl back to Sega after Penny's big bombLooks like >>502222210 called it, kind of.
>>502244505They got drunk. I'm not expecting anything until I see a trailer
>>502245149But what if he has any deformities down there? What if there's a rash he hasn't noticed? Or what if he has issues cumming that could come up later in life? You need to inspect him for all these abnormalities and maybe some hurts can be cured with your mouth
Sonic characters for this feel?https://youtu.be/HAw412b4zd4
>>502245195If all the progress I ever had making friends was reset every unspecified amount of time I would be a loser tooThat actually was me when my family moved across the country mid-high school
Silver has like 7 wives in the future
>>502243909Damn, you were born black? I'm sorry.
>>502245226Sega is also crawling back to Taxman after Sonic Superflops.They need each other to succeed.
Shadamy
Would Penny's game had done better if she were cute & Asian? How bout White & sexy? We know Black & Ugly didn't sell.
>>502244505Iizuka is friends with Whitehead, it doesn't mean anything. Pretty sure he still keeps in touch with Yasuhara too but there's no way he's coming back to Sonic
>>502244872That's true, that's why those blue haired left-wing girls suck neocon dick now while normal girls hate them.
>>502245439why the long face
>>502245507she already is cute
>>502245439How do you get blonde hair out of brown & redhead?
>>502245507she's really ugly man
>>502245342He's a healty boy with nothing wrong (i checked on it).
>>502245507if it was the exact same game but you played as santiago it would have everyone going "OH MY GOD WHITEHEAD SAVED SONIC AGAIN"
>>502245553so why would Hoshino post that?>>502245507It needed a cute big titted tomboy to sell
>>502245804Because it was a fun hangout? If it was a relevant tease it would probably be on the actual Sonic accounts, not Hoshino's personal one
Shadouge
>>502245708You didn't check hard enough, you have to get right in there with your fingers
>>502240406>>502241941Have enemies block repeated attacks and have them do a quick counter attack, if you keep spamming the same attack you are very likely to get hurtAlso doing a move causes a cool down where that move to do less damage untill it has given time to be fully recharged and all your moves will have different amount of recharge time so you need to use all your moves in a rythmin to do the most damageBascially making the combat more rythmic and maintaining a flow to do the most damage without breaking that flow
>>502245507Her skin tone isn't why her design is terrible. Game's just a tech demo with no setting attached to it that gave anyone a reason to care about it or its characters.
>>502245971why would that be posted on an official account? That makes no sense
Sonic should play like Sekiro.
Reminder: Penny's design is a knockoff of Mischief Makers.
>>502245758No one gives a shit about sonic gameplay if the sonic characters aren't in it
Shadria
>>502246105>oooh look mania guys hanging out with iizuka what could it meaaaaanThat kind of thing. But they are just hanging out, it doesn't mean anything as of the moment. Maybe at some point they could get drunk and decide to do a new Sonic on a whim like Superstars but I don't think that's what that was
>>502246209Marina my beloved
>mania 2please let it be all original levels
>>502246045I have an idea for punishing spamming. You remember phantom rush? Sonic Team should use phantom rush as the base damage and when Sonic is not in phantom rush he is dealing minimal damage. They should also make so new moves increase more of the phantom rush gauge than the spammed moves like how the style meter from DMC games does that.
Shadikal
>>502246353it would be cool if they called it sonic discovery like mania's original name
>>502243217Thank you, :) .
Reminder that the Sonic movie originally wasn't going to have Robotnik in it at all.
>>502238942Zorro
>>502246310Why would they turned that into an ARG? They probably just started working on Mania 3. It would be too soon to announce it now
>>502246209Thanks dick, now I got trouble maker playing in my head.
>>502243710Bro I feel so bad for this hedgehog I hope things get better for him in the Sonic 3 movie, I heard Maria will be on that movie so maybe Shadow and her can have a nice happy life
>>502245507
>>502246757They really need to start from scratch with that design
>>502246141Which Sonic character would make for a good Dark Souls variant?
>>502245507Her design is awful, those eyes are painfully ugly and I have no idea what the fuck is going on with her head/hat/hair?
I AM SALLY
>>502246030I ALREADY TOLD YOU, i checked on him, and when big sis sally checks on her family she's never wrong!
>>502245226He wanted to make "the next generation of Classic Sonic" after Mania anyway. He only had to make Penny because Sega wouldn't give him the green light.
>>502246654I wouldn't call it an ARG, just a tease.
>>502246141that makes no fucking sense>>502246864Merlina
>>502245356Justin and Alex should be Tails and Amy's dynamic.
>>502246864Those hammer wielding Egg Pawns.
https://files.catbox.moe/z2eamv.png
>>502245392Not that far into the future
>>502247108they're just called Egg Hammers.
>>502247041I was being too hyperbolic but companies very rarely post such personal images on their official accounts so it would be weird
Sonic the HOMELESSShadow the JOBLESS SLACKER
>>502246864Tenchu/Sekiro with Espio is an obvious one.
>>502247356pretty sure SEGA's done it with other stuff before but I'm too lazy to check
>>502247248
>>502247248What's this, an image for ants?
>>502246974Open Zone Classic Sonic game
>>502247248That's a no use for ants.
>>502247479>>502247504Oh so that's why i have two pics
>>502247378What's the point of having a home when you're always traveling the world and you can just keep your stuff at your friends' houses
>>502246894Some people pushed really hard for Bauhaus to heavily influence the visual design of Penny, those same people were the liberal arts types and that's fundamentally why the game is so ugly. Thankfully those people aren't with Evening Star anymore.
>>502247559imagine... green hill zone but like.... all over the world.......... just like sonic utopia...................
>>502246864I've always liked the idea that "Sonic Dark Souls" would see you play as a robot (either Metal Sonic or a Shadow Android) in a doomed world where Sonic has been defeated and the remaining desolate wasteland is ruled by Eggman. You start as scrap, but with every victory you collect new parts and grow stronger. You see various badniks that mimic Sonic and friends (Pink Hammer bot, Plane with multiple tails& so on) with the final battle being Eggman. you defeat him, only to realize he's a robot disguised as Robotnik to give the remaining badniks a feeling of victory. You can assume his place and continue the charade or go Metal Overlord and become the last being on Earth.
>>502247378Sonic will always have a home. His parents' house in Hedgehog Town on Christmas Island.>>502247559Sounds great.
Rouge calmly telling Shadow TO GET A FUCKING JOB
What Sonic character would be a painter
>>502247771Utopia wasn't going to have GHZ in the final game, it was going to do its own take on the tropical paradise first level. Too bad Lange folded under the pressure of Twitter being completely retarded and cancelled the game, God knows the limp-wristed pussies he left it to won't be able to crack the whip and get shit actually moving.
>>502247248But a future ruled by ants
>>502247916he does he's a freelance merc like her
>>502247853I'd prefer if it was so far in the future that Eggman was completely forgotten about, so you see his logo over the place and nobody even knows what it is. Then the secret ending has you find Silver and you go back in time and fix it
>>502239181That's just Don Patch
What's she looking at...?
>>502248059it's cancelled? Source? I thought he just left the dev team
>>502248339a big black rooster
>>502238916sex with this thing
>>502248339
>>502248339Fang’s penis
I want to see what else was in the vaults. In fact, I feel like every major faction has a vault that they keep all the weird and dangerous shit they find. What the fuck does G.U.N have in containment?
Do you think bush on Sonic characters is weird?
>>502247976espio and marine (but she's not particularly good at it)
>>502248434What's the difference? It's never coming out under anyone but Lange.
>>502248674>e-107 Theta>this guy who got fodderized by IDWnic and IDWverArchiebros? I thought we were the strongest???? We can't even handle Monsters of the Week?????
>>502248674>what does GUN have in containment?Sally Acorn.
>>502248689Nohttps://files.catbox.moe/drrtvs.png
>>502248689If it looks like a merkin in the Archie tradition, yeah, like the wig hair itself. I love an exaggerated tuft implying a bush, though.
>>502248904Lange is a faggot. He ruined Utopia's reputation by engaging with twitter troons and by having his own discord server for trannies
>>502248964God DAMN I was so aroused by this I yelled.
>>502248964Disgusting
>>502248931That was genuinely depressing. Theta was set up to be a major threat can couldn't be fully destroyed and had to be sealed away. But then IDW comes along and it's just a Zeta rehash. Fucking lame. >>502248934No, they probably have Maria's still living body. You know Izuka will pull that kind of hack shit.
>>502248674Gee I wonder, it'd be cool if they had like... a black hedgehog who looks just like Sonic, in their vaults. What if Eggman like... unleashed him, and he tricked Eggman into following his evil scheme to destroy humanity.
>>502248964surge would have pussy stubble not a bush
https://files.catbox.moe/bvqqw6.jpg
>>502249325... So what's Shadow's Object Class?
>>502249110I don't know or care about any of that, I just know he understands Sonic better than 99.9% of people and he knew how to crack the whip.
>>502249274I don't get why a random E-Series robot would be that strong anyway, Omega is said repeatedly to be the pinnacle and even he's only a little stronger than Sonic/Shadow.
>>502249349Starline kept her clean shaven and programmed Kit to ensure she stays that way.
are we just posting porn now
>>502249480I always kind of assumed that Eggman, in a fit of desperation, installed some kind of fucked up experimental technology to Theta in that timeline that made it into a dangerous anomaly.
*stomach rumbling* oh no....
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!
>GUN built cyborg Maria>drama and fight scenes happen, but she befriends Shadow, Sonic and his friend group>she falls in love with Omega
>>502249634Maybe he was like Archie's version of Neo Metal except Eggman gives it to him instead of him making it due to wanting to kill Sonic, since neo Metal got turned into the Metal Soldier guys
>>502248689Yes. Unless fluff is key charm point of their design of which only really Big, Lanolin, Ariem, & maybe Vanilla really fit.https://static1.e621.net/data/9b/95/9b95ce6835f0708b9e263cfeae2bf425.png>>502248964I wince whenever I see nip piercings but for Surge I make the exception.
>>502249471Ticonderoga-class SCP
>>502249475>he understands Sonic better than 99.9% of people and he knew how to crack the whip.How do you know that? He still haven't finished Utopia and the original demo is from 2016. It will be 10 years old in 2 years. That's Yandere dev level of incompetency
>>502248105Rouge legitimately looks cuter this way.
speaking of soccer would an anon recreate a /sthg/ logo for the divegrass team? This is the current one for an example. Not looking for anything specific but something that's in the spirit of this general.
>>502249835That'd be kind of interesting. The liquid metal form makes it absurdly hard to destroy, while allowing it to assimilate stuff. Full on grey goo scenario. I dig it.
>>502248561Lol get COCKblocked by Knuckie
4K image of Sonic 3 confirms that is in fact Maria's corpse
>>502250103this shit is so goofy
>>502250103Some skill points
>>502247378Why is it a problem for Sonic and Shadow to not have homes or jobs?
>>502249480How does Omega feels about being the second-strongest robot after Metal Sonic? After Metal Sonic is defeated, Omege holds him so gently, almost reverently.
>>502250103so they're totally gonna change it to her dying in an accident and the military being totally innocent right
>>502248105>M on Shadow's mugMaria?
>>502249932>How do you know that?I enjoyed the gameplay of Utopia amd read all his comments in the Sonic Retro thread for the game.
>>502249471Sentience usually bumps them up to Euclid automatically.>>502249923I know they've been changing shit, so I genuinely can't tell if this is a joke or not.
>>502249923Eh, Ticonderoga makes sense until you remember G.U.N already had him on ice for 50 years. Plus there's the alternate timeline. I feel like he's more Archon. They could contain him, but it's not practical to do so since he's out there fighting the good fight.
>>502250298no, babidi cursed shadow's mug.
>>502250263In Shadow Generations he says that since Metal is said to be equal to Sonic, he should destroy them both to prove his strength. He also said he and Shadow spared Metal in Heroes because they saw him as being used by Eggman the same way they were.
>>502250526kek
>>502250279the us military has a partnership with paramount
>>502250279That's cucked as fuck, but what do you expect from Biden-era media
>>502250279If Maria's death is an accident in this gay Paramount universe then what the fuck does Shadow want revenge for?
>>502250436That's not enough to me since Utopia was just a demo. He never managed to finish it himself
*heavy breathing*
>>502250748Pussy
>>502250748We’re in /sthg/, you of all people should know you don’t have to have accurate information in order to be angry
>>502250263In ShadowGens, he expresses a desire to test himself against both Metal and Sonic. But Sega hates fun, so that's not going anywhere. >>502250471>I know they've been changing shit, so I genuinely can't tell if this is a joke or not.It's a newer object class, but not a common one. Or at least, I haven't actually seen one yet.
>>502250878Fuck you
>>502250790S-Sonic, I already told you this isn’t funny! You’re scaring me!
TRIP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>502250763Nevertheless, the demo, the Sonic Retro thread, and the concept art had me certain he was right for the job. Unfortunately for us, modern Sonic fans are very weak and fragile professional victims who couldn't handle a normal working environment, or any dessent from far-left positions, so he was slandered until he quit.
>>502249349Pussy stubble is super underrated but I don't think a furry animal is going to have that and don't understand how it would work.
This Highway is Radical
>>502250878It's a good question, though.
>>502251091I always forget Bokkun wasn't meant to be a Dark Chao. They really dropped the ball there. He doesn't even look like a robot.
>>502251271He’s angry because he’s brainwashed.
>>502250084Fang is getting COCKsucked by knuckie and turned GAY against his will
>>502251127Arguing with modern morons is fool's errand. Instead of talking about why boostshit is shit he should have been talking about what made classic Sonic special.
>>502249932He abandoned it years ago, anon, it hasn't been being worked on.
>>502251206Speed HighwayRadical HighwayBingo HighwayLethal HighwayMetropolitan HighwayEternal Highway
>>502251396source?
>>502251483Green Highway
>>502251098>Moments before dragon mating press
>>502251321He's supposed to be some kinda goblin thing right?Right?
knuckles can be seen from the space colony ark
>>502251832I always thought he was a robot that was made to look kinda like a chao
>>502251846Being useless most likely
the person hit with the missile is the GUN commander
>>502252034What else would he be in a movie focused on Shadow
It's so fuckin over, dudes..
AS LONG AS I'M AROUND, YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE A WINGMAN.THE FOREST IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE ON EARTH.I DON'T NEED THE DETAILS, JUST TELL ME WHO TO SMASH.YOU MAY NOT LIKE THE WAY I DO THINGS, BUT I GET THINGS DONE.
>>502252105I can't believe they added Garten of Banban to the Sonic movie
>>502252051
>>502252143do you think if that one guy asked about dragon ball instead of The Joker we'd get a dragon ball crossover
*BEEP* *BEEP*Best ship coming through.
I saw a person in a store who literally had Classic Eggman's body proportions once. And I really mean that. Their body was huge and round but their legs in their tight black pants were thinner than bone. Despite this, they had absolutely no issue standing/walking and were talking to another person about something when I saw them. I legitimately became disoriented and anxious because what I saw didn't make any sense. I still don't know what to make of it. I know this sounds like a shitpost and I don't know how to affirm that this was real. I studied them as hard as I could without being outright rude and openly gawking at them but couldn't see any explanation for their impossible physique.
>>502252051Blaze a few moments later:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qtgm5g5Gyo&t=39s
>>502252346We need to find out where that guy lives and bash his head in with a crowbar.
>>502252573How long has this shit been going for?
>>502252762>Their kid hates thisYeah i guess
>>502252576Some people just store an absurd amount of fat around the gut and little everywhere else. It can also be that plus liver issues for a truly rotund physique.
It's not just Amy, and her love isn't a bad thing. It's consultancy firms pushing their anti-hetero agenda via localization. Some even work with Nintendo/Sega like Hit Detection did with Sonic Frontiers. It's up to him to put a stop to this disgusting hatred of man and woman passion by cutting the fundings.
>>502252762Since 2017 at least since that's when I got here and I think I remember it still being there then
>>502253020Nintendo was always anti-sex
>>502248931This robot was originally supposed to be Theta in Reboot Archie but it was changed.
>>502253001It's the legs that really get me. They were so small that they should have been in a mobility device to get around, but no, they were walking ordinarily. Their arms were normal for a larger person.
TOTALBIOLIZARDDEATHTBD TBD TBD
>>502253152I like the lineart here. Which issues of archie have this same art style?
>>502253146The Japanese bio says she's very close with Mario. It's like localizers are scared of the word close bonds and just say "friends" to downplay on it.
>>502253524I don't think Nintendo was trying to imply that Mario plows Peach everyday
>>502253448It’s Evan Stanley’s work in the Archie reboot.
>>502252303>Anyway i gotta go take care of other royal duties now>my my look at you being responsible, guess i picked a perfect man>see ya!the royal duties:https://files.catbox.moe/7ieufa.png
>>502251483>>502251662Scrap Brain HighwayHill Top HighwayHydrocity HighwayPumpkin Hill HighwayMusical Plant HighwayGimme Shelter HighwayDragon Road HighwayAsteroid Coaster Highway...Stardust Speedway Highway
>>502253830cringe kys
>>502253437I'LL BE LOSING YOUUU BEFORE LOOO-ACK!
>>502253830The only thing more cringe than shipping is ntr
>>502253748Back when all the artists were emulating Tracy instead of her
>>502253830Make sense, if Sonic is horny he'll not sex a flat woman.
>>502253748Thanks
>>502253212I think I've seen something similar to the physique you're describing, and yeah, it's pretty odd. But the femur alone can support up to 30 times the bodyweight of the average adult. If that person had just the minimal amount of muscle mass required to move under their own weight, they're more than fine.
New Sonic Speed Simulator skin!https://twitter.com/SonicSimulator/status/1857182436007858397
>>502253830KEK
>>502254081MIIIINNNNNAAAAAA!!!
Scourge
Sonic is just like Halo
>>502254292Gay?
>>502254081Is Mina a sex goddess?
The GUN commander, Tom, Knuckles, Tails, and Sonic all die in that order and are revived when Shadow chooses to sacrifice his life and his chance at getting Maria back to undo the damage he's caused when he sees Eggman fighting to save the last person he has left.Eggman and Shadow are consumed by the portal, supposedly never to be seen again.
>>502254192do you think nibroc has to get all of the things he does in speed sim approved or is it just like "go wild"
>>502254335and no longer good
>Sonic dying
>>502254081I guess that's all it was, then. It really felt like some stage magic trick or something, though.
>>502254463
>>502254439I think he designs it and then Sega looks at it and does any corrections if they feel the need to.
>>502254619>>502254619>>502254619
>>502254649>>502254649>>502254649
>>502254656this one
>>502254192>>502254439>Sega lets a Roblox game do whatever>Meanwhile the comics are heavily tard wrangled and denied permission to do thingsReally shows who Sega REALLY sees as important and valuable
>>502254841>What if Shadow had a COOL fucking ninja skin?Vs.>What if Sonic was a big gay baby and cried REALLY hard?
>>502254841Actually Speed Sim can't use Infinite because he's considered dead. The game is weirdly canon compliant.
E-100 AlphaE-101 BetaE-102 GammaE-103 DeltaE-104 EpsilonE-105 ZetaE-106 EtaE-107 ThetaE-108 IotaE-109 KappaE-110 LambdaE-111 MuE-112 NuE-113 XiE-114 OmicronE-115 PiE-116 RhoE-117 SigmaE-118 TauE-119 UpsilonE-120 PhiE-121 ChiE-122 PsiE-123 OmegaEggman halted the E-100 series because he ran out of Greek letters and refused to cycle back to E-124 Alpha. Instead, he designed E-123 Omega with a programmed-in desire to destroy him and his creations, placed Omega in stasis, waited for someone to find him, and let the world believe Omega was too powerful and dangerous for even him to handle. That's way cooler.
>>502254841Roblox is made for getting people to play and characters, skins, and levels are the main reasons to touch it. Would putting a new character in an X-Men leather outfit every month get you to keep reading through IDW?
