Halsin+Astarion editionPC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08 [Embed]PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM [Embed]>News:Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of very low or very high rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>502056396
Astarion won
>>502235031A boatload of STDs
Karlach, Lae'zel, GaleShould I play Oath of Vengeance paladin or a ranger
>Enlarge Person on Halsin>Reduce Person on myself (deep gnome)Fully.Inside.Halsin.
Astarion wants me
>>502235292persuasion checks will be hell with ranger so paladin
how did gith learn english
>>502235380based
Me and Astarion rn
Would. both at the same time.
>>502235626same
If you play as a Moon Druid will it force you out of Wild Shape for forced dialogues or will they just talk to your companions?
I'd look up fanart on twitter if I knew how to filter some tags (there's way too much gay faggot fanart).
I bought this game recently and it's very fun. I'm still in part 1, does it get better from here? Which is everyone's favorite?
Never forget Gortash rape
How much text to read is there in Baldurs Gate 3? Is it like in JRPGs where you have to fight through an hour of chat dialogues before you enjoy a little bit of gameplay? Job and being dad costs too much energy to be able to read walls of texts at night. Makes me sleepy.
WHAT RACE FOR MY CHAOTIC GOOD PALADINI like Drow elf half elf and tiefling and human.
>>502236526your loss
>>502236567wyll
>>502237001You're wasting your time.You're most likely going to look at the classes, get excited and plan a Fighter-Rogue-Wizard-Cleric build, then make your first character, probably on a shitter difficulty, then kill yourself after the first 2 hours, and then come back here asking what you did wrong, expecting us to spoonfeed you.We'll tell you to fuck off and read the OP and use the wiki like the rest of us, and you will; you'll make a new character and try something new. You'll get to level 4 or something, get bored, and ask when the game gets fun. You'll eventually start asking inane questions, like what happens if you eat tadpoles, and we'll tell you to read the OP and fuck off again. You'll say something like "wah wah you bullies" and continue playing; you'll hit level 6 and realize this game is just about rolling dice so you get to roll more dice. You'll complain about this here, and we'll tell you, "It's a D&D GAME, you faggot." A game in which you roll dice.Enjoy, you fucking moron. Get the fuck out of our general.
>>502236567act 2 sucks and Astarion is best
>>502237390so true bestiee
>>502237374Arigato anon
>>502237374Asking for the third time.On Balanced would it be terribly dumb to go Fighter 3 > Rogue 3 > Wizard 3 > Cleric 3 or do I need to stick to one class even though that's boring?
stop staring at the Shadowbutt.
>>502237531
>>502236567I like 1 and most of 2. 3 has its moments but it isn’t the same >>502237128Human is the classic warrior of justice, Tiefling and Half-Drow are outskirts of society enjoyers that use the power of friendship and holy light to defend an undeserving society against the encroaching darkness…the world doesn’t deserve them, but they might just be exactly what it needs….
>>502237618her writer is such a disgusting porn addict he should be neutered
>>502237739Things that trigger me. By me.1. Vagueposting. Schizoposting.
T o o n a m a c
>>502238271
things that trigger me.The idea of cheating (I was cheated on as a young sapling).Perverting the genuine innocence of things.Strangers who relate to me as if we were equals.Europeans.Not understanding the cyclical nature of things.Thinking back to that fateful afternoon in my uncle's shed in the hot summer of 1987.Being considered a crackpot
>>5022388212. Posting stupid bullshit instead of just thinking for a minute, e.g., what is this obvious thing you're talking about, do you have a source for this shit that everyone who played more than 2 hours knows. I immediately scrunch my face up Tav-style (mocking you, not as an affliction of my own).
Do you have a single source for Karmic Dice avoiding streaks of very low or very high rolls? Huh?
>>502238661>filename>size>resolution>those subtitles with that specific backgroundoooooooh I can't stop nooticing things
Can someone help me figure out how to have a human oath of vengeance paladin that's like chaotic good. Like, what would my characters reasoning be for being a dick to some people. Or should I just say fuck it and be neutral good
>>502239234Things that trigger me (You):1. (You) Me
>>502237128Astarion
ooh watch out we got a noticer up in here
Thread theme>https://youtu.be/NE7dhplqLjs?si=C2E6k2CYDwlAlZb0
>>502239342>Like, what would my characters reasoning be for being a dick to some people.Chaotic good means you can only be a dick to evil people or ones that are indifferent to evil.
last 2 digits decide Astarion's horniest most sensitive spots1 nipples2 cock3 balls4 ribs (TICKLISH)5 feet6 ears7 heart8 butthole9 belly button0 neck
>>502239502
>>502238457cute
I've never had issues with the apostle fight, but this time im struggling, not sure what im doing wrong but im probably just being retarded
>>502239507ALL MY LIFE I’VE BEEN GOODBUT NOW
>>502239854taash more like trash amirite gamers
>>502239342think outside the box, lateral thinking, go against the grain in an unpredictable waythink aboutRobin hood, Michael Scott, Bilbo Baggins
>>502239725putting the astaritoes into my mouth as we speakmeanwhile his cock
>>502239793he's shitting
>>502239718Oh wait that makes a lot of sense and helps.One more question. Can a character be a paladin but not like, autistic about their JOB being a paladin? Like can they be more paladin out of their own inert desire to help someone rather than help someone because they're like sworn to do so, being a paladin?Being a paladin because of who they are, not being who they are because they're a paladin.
someone please draw Astarion and Cazador kissing for meI will draw your request in return
>>502239854There are two kinds of people in /bgg/…
>>502239725>>502240274Posts like these really reinforce the worst stereotypes about Astarion sisters.
>>502239793>>filename>size>resolutionYup, I'm still nooticing
>>502240050
>>502237618bro talks to himself
>>502240131think outside the box, lateral thinking, go against the grain in an unpredictable waythink about characters likeRobin hood, Michael Scott, Bilbo Bagginsand, don't be a dick
>>502240423what do you MEAN this is my first day posting in bgg!!! uwu
>>502240131What a silly question. Paladins are Paladins because of who they are. It's not a hobby, or a 9-to-5 they stop thinking about outside of work hours.
>>502239342Chaotic good is low IQ good, you believe in the right thing but don't understand it and operate mostly without constraints and without logic or consistency. For example, you might be a bleeding heart and rush into a decision before thinking things through. Your role as a paladin might have been the result of one of these decisions, you are now working to restrain yourself from punching chuds in the face and doing the objectively correct thing according to your oath. It would make for a good Paladin of V because Total Evil Guy Destruction is the only true belief you really have
>>502240738spotted the engineer IRL
>>502240593I don't make it a habit of parsing vagueposting, but I think it wants you to post more 4k screenshots from Mintharafag.
>>502241061wtf those are my screenshots from my game
>>502240593>>502241061brilliant play of fantasy to dribble the accusations and dirty the watercristiano ronaldo
Is this the ugliest goblin in the game?
Anyone got a potion of Speak with Animals?
>>502241446*hands you a potion of Speak with Animals*
mmm yes good yum mmm yummy goodberry yum yum
>>502241429she rolled a NAT 20 on Ketheric tho
>>502241429wyll is uglier
>>502235439THEY ARE A WELL READ CULTURE YOU RACIST DONKEY FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
Mintharafag's beautiful dream guardian...
>>502241618You’re thinking of this gobbo
>>502241961>It has become far bigger than usAll those smoothies with extra cream...
>>502242073shit you're rightbut Drenn's uglier then
*standing up* "Kill the goblins too."
I have finally decided what I want my Tav to be.You'll probably hate it, though.
>>502241961White woman check, blonde hair check, short ugly hair check
>>502242567Colorblind schizo...
>>502242641Shut the fuck up, you know what you did.
>>502242567that's a beautiful drow chud
>>502242486Well now I’m curious. Do tell
Act 3 is the best because it lets me be Astarion's blood and cum slave
>>502242778Initials: D.F. Military-age male. 200 lbs. Not proficient in magic.
Mintharafag taking a peek at their friend playing as Astarion going for the delicate neck of Lae'zel...
>>502242731
>>502242656>>502242748still a white woman
Would you sex?
>>502242901Shart warped Mintharafag and he had to bite the ugly frog
>>502242641>>502242927No one wants to see your modslop here. Do you understand?
>>502243103Shart mindbroke thousands
>>502243039No shes ugly and has Wyll's hair
>>502243117Babyheart is beyond based however
>>502242927>[4. Leave.]
>Babyheart is beyond based howeverTurning characters into 14-year-old anime girls isn't based, it's cringe.
>>502242778Silver dragonborn paladin, with an urchin background.
>>502243039I'd sex skoona, I'm not touching zrell bitch reeks of STDs>>502243469nah it's based
>>502243469finally hot devilesse!
>>502243469i just think it's cute
>>502242845real
>>502243469You know what, you just sold me
>>502243497i volunteer
Oak Father preserve us all.
>>502242893every single time
>>502243876it means rape
Oak father forsake us all.
Wyll?
>ctrl+f>swine>nothingHas the whiner kissed himself?
rape is fun!
>>502244318all the shitposting last thread finally got him to eat a bullet
Blade Father rape us all
>>502244318He won’t recover from last thread desu
Dark Lady embrace us all.
>>502244318he’s literally right here>>502241061
I wanna play this game with my boyfriend and i'm thinking of using a little boy mod. Does anyone know if animations will break too much?
>>502244520Wrong. That poster is clearly Mintharafag, posting with the name off and forcing their own screenshots, even though no one asked. Typical namefag behavior.
>>502244897
everyone in here needs therapy immediately
>>502243469Female Omega ff14. What is wrong with modders.>>502244479After he plowed Shart!
>>502245069this but being sent to a working camp and everyone replaced by some larian writers
>>502245035>called another anon ‘it’ whiner and his depersonalization method of speech where he refers to someone as an ‘it’ to degrade them.
>>502245205SAVING Shadowbaby from a horde of Sharran chuds
>>502245220i knew that I was being sarcastic nog.
>depersonalizationIs that like when you defragment a hard drive?
>>502245205Maybe Whiner was the one who hated beauty all along
>>502245549its when you press alt f4
Don’t look so innocentThis was no accidentYou planned this in the endAndNowIt’sOverrr
>>502244163i volunteer
I like Astarion, but the way he depersonalizes short races is really unsettling. No race is worth more than any other. We are all equal.
>>502245035Any evidence the whiner and the namefag is not the same poster?!
>>502246020They are the same poster
Any evidence me and (You) are not the same poster?!
>added to the amalgam copypasta when are you gonna admit you’re the slopfag who is the namefag who is the whiner who is the schizo?
here's your space larian romance bro
Alright, the truth, once and for all. I'm Mintharafag, the ugly Tav fag, Ilmatari, and also Noah anon. Figured there's no point in hiding anymore. Phew. I feel better now that the truth is out.
when are you gonna admit silfypedo is the whiner who is the namefag who is the frogfag who is the shartfag?
What is it gonna take for you all to stop posting in this thread?
>>502246694the bump limit :^)
The signature slop. The samefag accusation. The namefag obsession. The ESL babble. The deletion in shame. The worthless pig fuck would never.
>>502246694John's termination from Larian
What will it take for this general to die fully?
>>502246748based
It is I, Marcelini Mussolini
>>502246694nothing unless /bgg/ dies
why is babyheart bad
The difficulty curve in the game is completely bizarre.
>>502246745But I never deleted anything in shame, by the way.That is beneath my decorum.
>>502247064ugly ugly uglyyyyyyyyy
>>502247064
>>502247189based
I will give you all a break from my shenanigans for one week starting now.
>>502247064>when the party hear the namefag vocaroo
>>502247164me when i saw the astarion
>>502247189Mindbroken by big H
My shenanigans is only beginning
>>502247239:^)https://vocaroo.com/14Dk9gXoconh
The decorum in question.
Which human ethnicity would laezel be if she were from earth?
>>502247252t. Wyllfag
>>502247426One can rape with decorum dear Whineur
>>502247418based
>other schizo copies literally everything I doYou are a younger sibling and annoyed the FUCK out of your brother or sister I bet.
Would you drink blood that has been tainted by ghaik genes?Because House Oblodra tapped mind flayer ass back in Menzoberranzan.What? Astarion's past of sexual abuse? Yes, yes, of course...I relate to him because I'm more of a Finesse guy, haha.
>other schizo
>Whenever Whiner not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "where's whiner?"
>>502247047because (((he))) hates Shadowheart
>>502247717I’m sure there are at least two others besides myself
>>502247787May I have this dance?
The worthless pig fuck's prayer:>I never said that.>And if I did, I meant that as a joke.>And if it's not, so what, sexual abuse is funny.>And if it's not, so what, cheating is roleplaying.>And if it's not, so what, here's some on-topic slop.>And if it's not, so what, you deserve to suffer.
am i a schizo
>>502247879Could be.>>502247828No
>>502247875wow that is 100% astarion's character
I'm the only schizo here
>>502247875doesn't sound like a prayer
me and drow poster
>>502247556Gort mention!!
>>502248020No, you saw to it that anyone else who remained in this pit also became one.
>>502248012
>>502248052rawrr uwu
>>502248041In the worthless pig fuck's case, it sounds more like obnoxious pig squealing. The decorum to joke about rape and child abuse, by the way.
how do i kill the gnolls by karlach? ive died to them 6 times now. how come they do so much damage and can attack like 5 times in a row how come their penises have these big barbs on them and why are they getting closer and closer and oh no.
>>502247610out schizo'd nerd
>>502248057stinky man mmm
>>502248148think about it :3
>>502248156Child abuse? My my, honestly that's news to me: care to provide a nice pasta for that?
>>502248283As the slopGAWD saidImitation is the sincerest form of flattery and cocksuckery
>>502248413nom nom nom nomuwuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>502247556I think women are a little shallow. What does Astarion have that other characters don't, aside from a pretty face, great hair, a height of at least 5'9, single-digit body fat percentage, just the right amount of muscle, just the right amount of vulnerability, conversational skills, healthy hobbies, a sense of humor, and presumably an okay amount of sexual experience?
>>502248413ZAMN
>Dead>CHILDREN>Raped>CHILDREN
Mmmmmmm goodberries
>>502248462pookie looks so polite in the back there
It's still funny as fuck how that Astarion thing got under your skin. What do you care so much that he was sexually abused, anyway? Is it because you can relate? Heh. Anyway, discuss my freckled Tav. Not an attention whore, by the way.
You guys see that Laezel and Karlach thing
>>502248843He is protecting his cock from being molested by slopfag
Just took a fat John Corcoran
>>502248528>>502248592sorry i’m taken
>>502248843
the best way to make Astarion bearable is to play as Astarion
>>502248959*sad uwu noises*
I wonder if Godey ever boned Astarion? Get it? The joke is rape. The punchline is rape. It's hilarious, right? Heh, finger guns. It gets funnier the more you repeat it.
>>502249239Pow!!! *Rapes you right in the kisser!*
astarion reading all the rape jokes in this thread
Do I have to immediately fight the paladins of tyr?I want to grab karlach immediately (literally as soon as I defend the gate of the grove at the start)I'm only level 2 obviously so the fight is kind of out of the question
>>502249001Boy looking so stompable
>>502249367nah you can come back later
>>502249360Stop depersonalizing me. I have feelings, you know.
>>502249239Godey's finger guns in Astarion's cold dead pooper
>>502249367use command drop on anders
>>502247556As it should be
what happened to /bgg/
>>502249239So, what was that bit about child abuse about, some kind of Freudian slop?
>>502249750BG3 only has so much content in it. There is only degrees of insanity left.
Stop WHINING about my right to joke about rape and sexual abuse and child abuse. The crowd loves it, see? Anyway, I never even said that.
>>502249848We been knew he is upset he was raped as a child
>>502249907Mintharafag diddled him
>>502249750astarionsisters proving everyone right when people said they were the most insane
so smart
Babygirl’s black booties stepping on broken pookie
>>502250131preachhhh
>>502250010what no way
>>502250131hot
>>502250010slowly realizing vocaroo anon is an astarion enjoyer
>1 minute>30 seconds
>>502250010astarionsisters are most sane group in this general and thats saying something
>>502250447no that would be the frogchads
>>502249750Normies liked the game but moved on 6 months ago.Enthusiasts replayed the game several times but since there's no dlc there's no reason for them to come here to discuss.So you're left with people who go a hundred posts accusing each other of being a poster they don't like instead of talking about the game.
>>502249858There's plenty of content to discuss. We have just have worthless attention whores like the slopswine that make it their mission to shit up the thread. It's all they have to offer.
>>502250482i'm an astarionsister and i agree with this
>>502250495>>502250497>1 second apartMake it less obvious next time, yeah?
>>502250131Neuron activation
>>502250482Shadowbaby broke them. Those lost souls drift between threads pretending to be neutral. It's almost sad
>the phoneposting kansas city shuffle
>>502250717*sad ribbits*
my favorite poster is the one who posts frog and no text
>bgg if john corcoran was never hired by larian
And now, some excellent deafening intellectual silence. Embarrassing, almost: I can't blame you.
It said its catchphrase again! It is so profoundly stupid and devoid of originality.
>>502251262mmm
https://vocaroo.com/1h7eY2LQLGIC
>>502251334The only life that matters is mine.
The slopswine is a subhuman that for months suffered the negative influence of a BULLY general, which constantly abused it, and which WARPED its nature. When the swine distances itself from its sloppy routine, it demonstrates and understands that, while remaining faithful to its attention-seeking and time-wasting nature, it is also possible to be completely society's waste, maintaining its porcine aspect. https://vocaroo.com/13P1txr2YiKa
>>502251424Fresh kino just dropped
>>502251424Superb and I like the way you tone and modulate your voice. But there's a pause between "almost" and "I can't blame you", is this...AI slop?!?! AHHHHHH I'm going insAIne
>>502251536Astarion...
>>502251424Rpilled
Karlach is evil. Even without know about Gortash working for Bane. She was his muscle brained brute.
>the instant vocaroo bandwagoning
>>502251692nah i just didn't proofread before reading it mb
>>502251836it's crazy that astarion and shadowheart are the only characters with good and evil act 3 paths, maybe they should have dropped their shitty origin gimmicks and have given all of the companions a playable evil and good path in act 3 methinks
>the intellectually silent nooticer
cat in the haton the attack!WHACK WHACK WHACKACK
is this kronkposting?
Mayrina s evil. Even without knowing about Ethel being a hag. She knowingly sold her baby.
>>502252149heehee
>>502252165what the fuck is "kronkposting">>502252203Mayrina deserves to be punished for eternity. She knows what she did.
>>502252203husband > babyyou can always make more babies
>>502252165It's spamming the same shitty image on cooldown, but it's not like anyone cares.
Wyll.
Who?
>>502250497No, there really isn't. You're also kind of insane in coping about this. At this point, the most natural source of discussion would be mods and metadiscussion on everyone's philosophy behind modding or lack thereof.Reality is, when you get into difficult discussions like that, people are going to gravitate to inane shitposting.
>>502252804true talk about Shadowbaby and what she means to your personal philosophy
>>502252703
>>502237213Kek. You just reminded me of this headline I came across the other day.
Discuss
>>502253165LMAO
fun things to do in multiplayerbe shart/lae'zel. if your friend romances the other, kill her when she attacks yoube astarion. kill your friend's romance when he can choose a victim. killing your friend corrupts the save and it's even funnier
>>502252993ummmmmmmshe cute
>>502252079cute
All Illithids, fiends, demons, tieflings and vampires are scum. Always kill them, regardless of alignment.Duergar, Git kind and Seldarine Drow (no red eyes) are usually of good intent and their purpose is to fight tyranny. And no, I dont play Paladins or Clerics. I've read the lores while anons were fapping to Astarion.Also:>the material plane is literally the best place to live (all outer planes present problems of their own)>Mount Celestia, Elysium and adjacent planes might seem good places at first glance... until the player finds out they are patrolled by fucking furries (very dangerous place)Read your lores!
>>502252804>No, there really isn't. You're also kind of insane in coping about this.We literally had a brief discussion happening at the tail end of the last thread, thanks to Mintharafag and a Shadowfag. Of course, that was just a blip in an ocean of shitposting, but the point is that discussion still occurs, you just need the right people.>At this point, the most natural source of discussion would be mods and metadiscussion on everyone's philosophy behind modding or lack thereof.That's not even discussion. You like that stuff, I don't. I like this stuff, you don't. Nobody cares.
>>502252993I shit myself when I think of life before Really Shadowheart
>>502253737Interesting. But have you considered: seth rogen doobie?
>>502253737why would I read cringe ass dnd lore when I could read fantasy that is actually well written?
>>502253423*taking notes* Interesting. Hmm. *Glances at spreadsheet* Yes. Yes, that fits. *looking back* Don't mind me. Please, continue. Philosophically.... how would you justify your approval for..."Babyheart," is that it? Babbyheart? Or is it Shadowbaby? ..No matter.
>>502254002why read fantasy that is actually well written when I can watch astarion thirst trap edits on tiktok
>>502254002Because the cosmology and the races general intents are not that extensive and that way you get an idea of where you are/what you are facing when playing.
everything you need to know about dnd:1. it sucks2. female drow masterrace3. tieflings are cringe4. wizards are lame 5. don't play a dragon freak
>>502252165>kronkpostingCan't you guys be normal just fucking once?
>>502254547Real
>>502254265fair
>>502253898There's clearly a lot to discuss there, even if the discussion is challenging.I'm not sure if it's kinder to just leave you alone at this point or to say honestly that you're just another lunatic in the madhouse. Believe what you want to believe about that one.
>>502254547>5No.
>>502254547Yes
>>502254670This was a fruitful exchange. Well done. Back to the regular scheduled programming of posting uninteresting modslop for attention.
>>502254670There's a reason we call him the Whiner, darling.
>philosophy behind modsfascinating. I can't wait to take the deep dive into this bottomless(teehee) topic
Now one post of mine is enough to generate a chain of 0 replies. Just talk to each other. It almost doesn't even matter what you say anymore. All that matters is that you suck.
Mfw I’m an intellectual and nobody wants to discuss philosophically challenging topics
>>502255336You guys are not ready to have this discussiontrust me
>>502255903>obese bossman with a comboverno i totally get this one
post philosophically challenging thought-provoking images
>>502256987when Cazador wants to use Astarion for his rite, I would tell him"Hey, Mr Miyagi!...that's not cool!"then I would put on my sunglasses and while Cazador is wondering where they came from BAM!kick him in the balls
>>502256987
Philosophically, ethically, morally speaking, I think you have to be a special kind of subhuman to joke about Astarion's past of being sexually abused, so it doesn't surprise me that kind of "humor" would come from the worthless pig fuck. But hey, that's just my personal opinion. You degenerates seem to find it funny, so you won't mind me repeating that "joke."
>>502257478are you talking about me kicking Cazador in the balls?
>>502257478I do not find it funny grrrrr not at ALL
>>502257716I get it. Animal noises, rawr, uwu, pookie, very funny. You do your bit, I'll do mine.
>>502257845quack quack
>>502257845You are so mentally disabled it isn’t even funny.Astarion’s rape is hilarious though, we should talk about Shadowheart’s rape via cloister brainwashing!
did someone say pookie
>>502257965I love her so much it's actually unreal
>>502256987Frog with a mullet as Swen demanded: kek or cringe?
I know shit about rogues and rangers. Whats the ideal build to unleash hell from the shadows, hide again and repeat? Is ranged better than melee?Stealth and max damage basically.
>>502258351she cute>>502258390maintaining that hair seems like too much work imo
>>502258094>You are so mentally disabled >Astarion’s rape is hilarious thoughThe worthless pig fuck's hypocrisy, in a nutshell. Start posting some slop, and you too can become a thread personality.
>>502253737The tieflings are evil? How?The duergar aren't? How?
>>502259405Minthara if namefag liked girls
>>502258729>Is ranged better than melee?I want you to come up with a tentative answer to this yourself first.
>>502259039Keep proving what I said about you being disabled
>>502259405gross
>>502260143Making fun of people with mental disabilities only demonstrates a mental disability, and an even greater one, on the part of those who think this is funny.D&D was born as a way for people to represent themselves in any way they want, thanks to the power of fantasy: being bigoted and petty is the death of fantasy and wonder. Also, Astarion being raped, heh. Hilarious.
>>502259405cute
Why does the whiner always log in after the namefag log off one wonders....
>>502259168Thieflings are descended from fiends/demons, most likely from cambions and alu-fiends, which in turn descend from succubus/incubi (if it was from other demons they would look worse and not humanoid). The evil urges/cruelty of the ancestors still manifest into them.Seldarine Drow fight against Lolth, a tyrannical genocidal gyno-supremacist werespider deity.
>>502261190So all half orcs are evil because of their descent? DoubtAnd you didn't mention duergar
>>502260996You can be traumatized and also annoying and retarded. Nobody mocks Galesister or that Shadowbro
>>502260996which disability made you crop the gnome out
>log offThis isn't reddit, moronic tourist. You don't need to "log in" or "log off" here.
>>502261456>You can be traumatized and also annoying and retardedAstarion
>>502261456How am I being annoying? Was that the joke about Astarion being raped? But you just said it was hilarious, I don't get it. Maybe my delivery was poor. Maybe you can show me how to do it and still be funny and not annoying.
>>502261456I will mock every single Shartfag
>>502262698YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE LOGGED OFF!!
>>502262416We know, Juan
>>502261412Orcs are from the material plane, despite Gruumsh being their deity. Half-orcs are temperate but the alignments may vary. Thieflings can trace their lineage straight to the abyss, hence why they are more corrupted (the urge is always there).
>>502261456Facts
>>502260996Once again, you are disabled AND retarded AND homosexual AND a rape victim
Mass updating my mod during a playthrough was a mistake.
White human male fighter x Sebille
Forcibly putting the WARPED headband of intellect on the "tribe?" goblin before slaughtering it. I will not allow it to die in ignorance. This is my mercy.
Is there a class/background combination that will screw over your inspiration economy?
Really janny? You can't even take a joke?Tsk'va you fucking hshar'lak.
>>502269968lol
I haven't tried any of those mods that let you level past 12. Is there one in particular that you recommend? Is the leveling spread out evenly or does it feel exactly the same until you reach act 3?
>>502235432>persuasion checks will be hell with ranger so paladinI hate this meme. You don't need to be a CHA class to easily pass checks. There are plenty of spells and items which can help you with passing even if you are a 8 CHA class. My first run was a 12 CHA Fighter and it was incredibly easy to pass.
>>502269968go apply
>>502270456I rather spend a day in a zaith'isk.
>>502270456>requires discord
>>502271070
>>50227038112 CHA is very different from 8 CHA
>>502272853There are items which give you + to speech checks, spells which give you advantage and good ol' guidance which you can get from a necklace. It's not that bad as people make it out to be. I'd probably go 10 rather than 8 on Honor Mode. On tactician it doesn't matter.
>8 CHR
>>502273962>a githyanki would have known betterOh Lae'zel you're not gonna like my next run...
>>502261173Is it actually the same guy? I usually ignore both of them desu
>>502274556it dont mattahnone of this mattahs
>>502253165wyll's poly bear writer committing suicide rn
>>502274556
>>502274890Fact department
>>502270289it depends on the mod, IIRC, but the way the game distributes XP remains the same, but in act 3 there are so many extra points that you can reach level 20 comfortably by the end of the gameunlock level curve has patches with XP multipliershttps://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/377
>>502258005Can you draw Shadowheart? Pls
>>502276961fap away
>>502277635mooods
>>502274890Oh, it matters. Because in this ever-growing cesspool of bullshit and insanity that we call /bgg/, where reason and decency go to die, we are all fighting to carve our own little piece of the pumpkin pie, outline our own little gimmicks, catchphrases, and idiosyncrasies that eventually form what we call our "thread personality." No one wants to see your male Tav. No one wants to see your dragonfreak. Do you understand? Mintharafag (who is totally not me) has a "thread personality," the schizo has one, the slopswine has one, even that *other* schizo has one. So I thought I should get one too; it's only fair. I figured, since I like Mintharafag, I'll start from there. Mintharafag is generally nice, helpful, slightly autistic, and even sometimes kind of funny, so I decided I'd be the opposite: rude, unhelpful, slightly autistic (can't really help that part), and as unfunny as possible. I worked this hard to arrive at this point, and now you're trying to take it all away from me by saying it doesn't matter. Not cool, buddy. Webm related: It's how I feel about you.
>>502277707no it literally doesn’t
>>502277896Why are you still here?
>>502277971why are we still here? just to suffer?
>>502278043we are awaiting patch 8
>>502277896>the local gay hipster and his two butch lesbian friends who are just "roomates"
>>502277971To punish you nere-do-wells with my presence.
>>502278206Isn't it funny how I could tell it was you from just that post, though? Wasn't it funny? You find it funny, don't you?
>>502277707I forgive you.
>>502278437There's nothing to forgive. I haven't done anything wrong. And I'm not crazy.
>generally nice, helpful, slightly autistic, and even sometimes kind of funny>nice>helpful>"slightly autistic">funny
My favorite Mintharafag fact is that he made a stupid post about romantic relationships and then some girl read it for the lols
Blaze is a rank within the Flaming Fist, it's not her first name.
>>502278858I didn’t read it. I never do. He isn’t funny
My favorite Mintharafag fact is that he made truthnuke post about Shadowheart's infidelity and then some sharties freaked out about it
>>502278965>girlAnon, I...
Sarth, my beloved...
>>502279205Fr? He has a cute voice no homo
>>502279163Thank you for this post: it's so nice, helpful, even kind of funny and most of all, only slightly autistic.
>>502278310Tbf I didn’t really think you were assuming anyone by that last post
>>502276961
That moment when you’re generally nice, helpful, only slightly autistic, and even sometimes kind of funny moments after rereading your own post
luv me Minthyluv me 5Kluv me smoothiessimple as
>>502279619Super cute and super based ty
>>502279619that smug smile...
>>502279969
>>502279894np!
>>502279661me
Why is isobel not consider an ally? I popped the ghoul with resonation fist and she took from all of them popping damage
>>502279392referencing anyone*I get white girl wasted every fucking night and smoke 2 packs a day. S my pp. This is the real niggas general. Some nigga acting crazy in the parking lot and I pull out the tre duce and start lettin loose, ya feel me?
repetition compulsion is typical in schizophrenia btw
>>502279619I want you to know that the Emperor you drew before makes me very happy every time I scroll past it in my bg3 folder
>>502282146Spectacular observation Sherlock. You have John suckin on ya toesies?
>>502282303who's John? what are you talking about?
>>502282243<3 :)
>>502282757The one who haunts his nightmares
Who here is going to John's class next week? Just me?
>>502282757Sherlock Holmes has a little buddy named John Watson :)Sometimes it’s an asian lady
I've been looking forward to this.
>>502283481Slopfag they don’t allow swine in, only urswine
>>502283520>watching Elementary now thats peak slop
>>502283747I already bought my ticket...
>>502284023Tell John you love Halsin
>>502284131It's a two hour class about Shadowheart's romance. Have any ideas for questions?
>>502284584Ask how she likes threesomes and Halsin
me
>>502235439it's not English.It's Common.And everyone knows it, ESPECIALLY Astral Sea sailors like the Gith, because it originated on, and is the primary language of, Sigil, the central hub Plane of the Multiverse.t. visiting fa/tg/uy
>>502288130timmy?
>When attempting to Counterspell a spell of a higher level, the Counterspell caster's INT modifier is used instead of their spellcasting ability modifierWizards are so much better than people think. They just cant multiclass too much (2 fighter tops).
Is there a way to edit a save file?What I really want is to start a playthrough at the beginning of Act 3 at level 1.
How reasonable is it to have a paladin that starts to get more and more (or just sort of starts as) dicklike and more violent, because of the Dark Urge? Basically lawful good turned to lawful evil or chaotic good. Never following through with the Durge impulses but getting more messed up mentally.Sort of getting corrupted. Whether through actual dialogue or just in head canon.
>>502295575I tried that and indulging in your Dark Urge can fuck you if you want to respec. You need to regain your Oath and the prices goes up to 10k. If you don't want to indulge in Dark Urges then you can do that no problem. Game doesn't force you to do anything. Imo the game is more fun when you go the evil path and indulge in at least some Dark Urges. Also don't pick Drow as it locks you out of Dark Urge dialogue in Act 1 because your race dialogue overwrites those.
>>502295575>>502296775Also Oath of Vengeance/Oathbreaker is an asshole even without Dark Urge dialogue.
>>502296929>oof
>>502297625that meme implies that people are remotely interested in wyll or halsin
What's the most fun party/class set up?
I modded game crashes in the drider fight.
I want to eat Shadowheart's butt (in the game)
>>502297948i genuinely don't know anyone interested in either of them. I don't even think people dislike them, they just forget about them or find them very boring. Minsc and Jaeheria kinda suffer a different problem where they come when you've already kinda established your main party and you're not really incentivized to bring them along aside to make a encounter or two smoother
>>502301608minsc is also an irritating redditor faggot of a character
