Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Starshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3053199741>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644# News:>October Poll Results - Episode 3A and 4 delayed to create a proper gameplay/story transition between the chaptershttps://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/4482863594844717103# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>502235624Supreme elegance edition.
Cutely is cute.
sisterwifebrotherhusband
>>502619130Fatley is FAT
I fixed the timeline!
>>502619350YOU'RE NOT NEMLEII WANT MORE ABUSEMORE SUFFERING
>>502619307Bullying her for her baby weight? Not cool anon
>>502619307Rude, She's carrying Andrew's child.
>>502619305Duncle, momt, and nephson are okay but there's no good way to combine daughter with niece.
>>502619621You like abuse, gay boy? I'll give you abuse. Drop down and give me twenty, then stick your dick in my fireplace.
>>502619938Nemlei wants me to give her 20 pumps! I'll cum like 3 times at least!
>>502619912Nieghter... uh, can't say that in public...
>>502619307Squishy CUTE!
>>502619912>there's no good way to combine daughter with niece.Denise
>>502620097Of course all you think about is cock, FAGGOT! I asked for 20 push-ups, and for that lip I'm making it 40!
>>502620320Yeah, but you can only name one of them Denise, you need more names after that
>>502620602>you need more names after thatDenephew
>>502620957Hmm, you're a clever one... for the next kids, I think Dason, Dadaughter, Dawson, and Dasani.
Dinnertime!
>>502624192This wasn't part of the deal! Nothing bad was supposed to happen to me, only other people! How could this be happening!?
>>502624598I wAs GoIng tO uPhOld oUR dEAl bUt I gOt HUnGryoOpS
https://jiggie.fun/r0mx6phttps://jiggie.fun/r0mx6phttps://jiggie.fun/r0mx6p
>>502626061It's amazing how Ashley mogs that ugly tramp on the right.
dam it is coldyou guys staying warm
>>502630381It's amazing how Ashley mogs that ugly tramp on her right.
>>502626061sorry 4 fat fingering sm shit
>>502626061Three cheers for teamwork
>>502632362>Julia finished firstAs it should be!Also, why are you green?
>>502632362>Piece in the middle is shown out of place in the final shotFUCK I HATE JIGGIES I HATE THEM>>502632443You can't just ask someone why they're green!Anyway, you can change the color of your background.
>>502630381I lost NNN to a pic of Andrew plowing Renee.
>>502632443finished the same time in the webm
ah shit
>>502632774apocalyptically bad taste holy shit what a pathetic thing to "lose" NNN to
>>502632362Does it help when I organize the pieces by shape at the end? I like to think it does
>>502632583Sloppa
>>502635587fat awesome tits
>>502633863yeah i was too zoomed in to realize you did that though
I dont know how to doo jiggie but im a keep postin anyways
>>502633863Yes, it helps me tremendously.
>>502636119>>502637413Ok, thanks. I'll be honest and say the reason I do it is because I hate having to finish the puzzle when it's all the same color tiles left, but I don't wanna just leave at the end
>>502637558That's the worst part of a jig. The alternative "method" would just be guessing and test-fitting even more randomly, so please keep up the good work.
>>502620957The MD5 of this image has "Thu" in it, what are the odds?
>>502638376>The MD5 of this imageIn English, four eyes?
>>502638497The 5th series of the message-digest algorithm contains the characters "T," "H," and "U" in that exact order. What is the mathematical probability of such an event occuring?
>>502572687A 13yo boy can easily be overpowered by a 16yo girl. The psychology of abuse can also make it very difficult for him to say no even as he turns 19.>>502587585Scandis only care about ice hockey
>>502640806ok you win
Ashley better baby trap her brother in at least one of the endings.
All I want for Christmas is a sibling. Unfortunately, I miiiiight have given Santa milk with antifreeze in it last time... and I haven't seen him in 12 years, so I don't think he liked it.
>>502644232Decay incest ending
Imagine how huge Ashley's breasts will get after a few pregnancies
You will play Divilethion. And you'll be happy.
https://x.com/gwonyeo72889735/media
>>502647004I want crazy to stick his dick in me
>>502647004Post the Divlethion art thats older than Coffin
>Watching TV with sister>My phone is on the coffee table vibrating an alert seemingly every ten seconds>Sister is getting visibly annoyed>Pick it up and toss it in my bedroom before settling back down with her>She tells me she loves me and gives me a kiss on the cheekThis bitch is going to give me a heart attack with the cute overload.
>>502647004What happened to their mom and why is this gay?
>>502650198This anon flunked out of his Nemlei History course. The modern education system is so fucked.
My sister rarely freaks out and starts screaming at me when I'm mean to her these days. Now she either ignores me or is mean back. I'm losing my powers
>>502651471Just be nice to her?
>>502651564I'm bad at human interaction. It's more fun to poke at her for ages and then smugly smile when she blows up on me and everyone gets mad at her for yelling
>>502651471Have you tried kissing her goodnight
>>502651826I like to annoy my sister to the point where she's almost about to get upset and then I give her a hug and a smooch on the forehead and tell her I love her. Psychological warfare of the highest caliber.
>>502651953Well... my sister doesn't really let me hug her. I guess that's the difference in our approaches
>>502652457Maybe she'd let you hug her if you were nicer?
>Have a sister you love enough to want to comfort>Torment her anywayAndrewmaxxing
>>502647004I still follow the crackpot theory of Marrow being Lua off of vibes alone, but I still have no idea how to fit Tal into it
>>502652457Forcefully hug and fug her
>>502652981That is an extremely crackpot theory. Is there more to it? I don't see it; Marrow isn't a dick like Lua, nor does he have a disregard for people's lives like Lua.
>>502653406No and that's why it's crackpot. I guess you could say their faces/bangs look similar as wellI haven't even played Div yet so I'm literally solely basing it off of looks (and wanting the Nemleiverse to be real)/spoiler]
>>502653406Not him but I can see how trekking who the fuck knows how far through the wilderness into a society you have no experience of while dealing with survivor's guilt and only your psychotic older brother for company would change a man for the worse.
Do your hunk the cult leader is related to Nina?
>>502653895Do you think the cult leader is related to Nina?
>>502653638>spoilerPLAY IT NOWIt's very short, it won't take you more than an hour and a half. I believe in the Nemleiverse myself, but I don't think every character has to necessarily interact or be personally connected for it to work. Every single Nem game has magic as a plot point, so you don't gotta explain shit!>>502653641Yeah, that certainly wouldn't help his mental state, but Lua and Marrow are so drastically different in their core morals and personalities that I can't see one becoming the other.
>>502653895>your hunk the cult leader
>>502654446HUMMINA HUMMINAIs he single...?
>>502619307Listen, this is a pro-sisterchub general.
>>502647004I have. I only got the ending where they escape though. Pretty sure that's the good ending... right?
>>502657064girls with small squish squish r adorable. fatley LOVE
>>502657153Yes, that's the good ending. Unless you like human sacrifice.
>>502657064Why don't these assholes ever clean the blood off that cleaver? They'll ruin the blade and probably make themselves sick.
>>502657064Wrong. This is a stickster general.
>>502658032gorgeous
>>502658279u
>>502657064Thicker. She needs to be chubby enough to make a comfortable human bed for her brother.
>>502657064>>502658175You're both wrong. Brothers and sisters should both be in good physical health at all times.
>>502658032baby girl
>>502658390I agree. My long-term goal is forging my sister into a valkyrie.
>>502658924She will never be a valkyrie drunkanon
>>502658390>>502658924Faggots. Sculpt sistermass into the golden ratio instead
>>502658554me
>>502658970God dammit. Either way, she's made considerable progress. She managed to run a whole mile with me and didn't collapse into a heap of tears and titmeat by the end.
I would pay thousands of dollars for a chubby sibling to cuddle 24/7. I would go into debt for the privilege.
>>502659223do u want my fat homosexual sister
>>502639719>A 13yo boy can easily be overpowered by a 16yo girlDebatable, but then what happens after she overpowers him? You don't get hard if your brain thinks that your life's in danger and you don't maintain your erection unless you want it.>b-but statutory rapeI agree with the existence of statutory rape laws but I wouldn't call it rape when it's a woman and a little boy, it's something lesser.
>>502659637...Yeah. How much?
>>502659732idk man take her for free when i die
>>502659709>You don't get hard if your brain thinks that your life's in danger and you don't maintain your erection unless you want itRetarded and wrong. If he doesn't have ED you can rub his dick for a few seconds and it'll go up
>>502659805When you die?! I can't wait that long!
>>502659905ILL DIE FOR YOU, ANONYOU DONT HAVE TO WQIT LONG
>>502659817That's not how dicks work.
>>502660386I'm sorry you have ED
Shroomley!
>>502660349NO ANONLIVENOTHING IS WORTH WATCHING A DELPHIC WARRIOR DIE
>>502658032Cuteley
>>502660482Hand over the Shroomley’s, now.
>>502660482I haven't seen shroomley in awhile, /calg/ is truly losing it's roots (or mycelium in this case)
>>502661487/calg/ has been busy. We just haven't had mushroom to post her lately.
>>502661397No!
I have never jerked off to coffin porn
>>502666253me neither i think
Sister feet contestAshleyTomokoWho has cuter soles
>>502667167tomoko because she is a minor
>>502667167Tomoko because Ashley has better hygiene
>>502659817>yourapefemanon?
Big sisters >>> all
>>502670275incorrect
>>502670275I agree but you shouldn't say that on this thread or else you'll activate The Creature
>>502670295Nope, I think I am correct. While twins are good, I think they are a bit too much of a "safe" choice because you will naturally feel strongly attached to your twin and little sisters are kind of just a one-note thingBig sisters however are great not only because of the fact that older girl/younger boy relationships make my penis massively erect but also because of the fact I think there is something truly beautiful about a woman who actually loves her family and cares about it deeply, especially when it's her younger brother for whom she holds a mix of sisterly affection and motherly care, a brother she may one day grow to view not just as her little brother but a handsome man, with the feelings she has for him growing deeper and developing into something moreAnd big sisters who give their siblings tough love but care deep down and have a soft side are great tooBig sisters are truly justice.
>>502671201incorrect
>>502671201For me the appeal of elder sisters is that I find it deeply poetic to have both the seniority of an elder sister and the natural male seniority of her brother. If you're not a strictly dominant male then elder sisters provide flexibility without necessarily going full femdom.
Who's the top?
>>502673124ME
>>502652536I've given up on thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D93vYwuMeUw
/calg/ I have jury duty today and don't wanna go.Guilty or innocent?
>>502678413Guilty if black
>>502678413What trial?
>>502678694Dunno, I leave to go find out in 5 minutes
2025...........will it be our year?
>>502678814Trust the plan
>>502679071my economic vision is about titfucking your sister
This girl got doxxed a while ago right, despite her privacy measures. How can one be doxxing proof?
>>502678413Be a contrarian and vote the opposite of the other jurors
>>502680903ESL-chan, are you old?
>>502680903what is blud wafflin about
>>502640806Does Andrew like Raven?
>>502680903first step is not to make 1m usd off incestsecond step is to make sure none of your accounts have any PI and no accounts connected to it have PI
>>502682697The million part...I don't agree with that.There must be some way to obtain the cash without the privacy leak.
Every joint Andrew and Ashley cosplay should provide proof of relation. It makes me sick to my stomach knowing most (all?) of these people aren't real siblings.
>>502683143Its possible but it makes it much more difficultthat much money moving around leaves trails and gets people looking into you
>>502683342I don't mind the bank and the taxman. I mind any random
>>>/gif/28155924>>>/gif/28156815/calg/ denizens sighted?
>>502683475>piercingsew, no
>>502683143I mean it all depends on your threat model. Whoever is paying you the money directly has to know who you are, so what you need is a trustworthy middleman.Steam works. I don't think I've ever heard of them doxxing publishers. Even though they could.Of course, if the government is hunting you, then Steam doesn't work since they cooperate with police. That's where you need to get creative. Monero is my preferred FBI honeypot.
>>502683559The doxxers that got the dev, how good are they?
>>502683714Cream of the cream. They know how to use Google.
>>502683714not really very good, some guy on calg accidently gave them most of what they needed
>>502683886Heh.I know their name but I am intimidated, they have one that's good.I'm worried on a private personal one I've noticed online.>>502684063Your own Judas? Gee.
>>502684163>JudasNah, just an autistic imbecile, but most likely not a malicious one. Had enough brain cells to obsessively snoop around and uncover information while not enough to take a moment to ask himself if there might be a good reason Nemlei tried to avoid revealing her personal identity. He deleted the post and apologized but it was too late by then.
I've noticed a shortage of pregnancyposting in this thread. We mustn't lose sight of total sister breeding.
>>502689117
>>502689153Guess I missed the colored version. Thanks.
>>502690174somebody say 'colored version'?
>>502689117>>502689153>>502690174Imagine the birth defects
>>502690270Kek
>>50269083798.75% chance there won't be any
>>502690174This artist loves drawing Ashley biting her hair
>>502691493
thank you hiroshimoot for not uploading my file twice in a row, so epic
>>502690837imagine the anal
>>502690837About on par with mid/late 30s women giving birth.
>>502692183>on parit's actually safer than that
>>502670275True
>>502670275Based
>>502671201>>502672693Good arguments but I still stand by wanting a younger sister to protect and care for.
>>502670295>The CreatureThe Creature that features the... Creature?
>>502693103Meant for: >>502670617
Older sisters are the best!
Gooning instead of getting ready for work hehe
>>502693567Older sister deprived individual here, how can I get one?
>>502693904Adopting one sounds fun!
>>502694041Nta but wouldn't that make her a mother?
>>502691493>>502691825>>502690174
>>502693902Who are you gooning to?
>>502689153Mistakes into miraclesPlease god let me not be sterile I just want to give my little sister the baby we’ve been trying for
>>502694147It doesn't count if you are the one adopting her
>>502694202
>>502694202>>502694382this is some AI bullshit, if it's not AI the artist needs to be slapped around for drawing AI style
>>502694618Nigga what
>>502693078I can respect that. Having a little sister you can both love and watch her grow into a beautiful woman is admirable. As that one femanon said "it's like dating your best friend but better"
>>502695850Probably the realest thing I’ve ever heard. My little sister looking up to me makes me feel a hundred feet tall. Dropping her off at school every day is physically painful. I just want to spend every second holding her close to me. and I know she feels the same way.
>>502696778Well, I wish you the best,
>>502690174>>502694202>>502694382When my sister was a toddler she liked to chew on my hair.Do you think Ashley ever chewed on Andrew's hair
It's called being a true fan
>>502694727looks like soulless AI
>>502698842Clearly, he has not taken the care to familiarize themselves with all 281 (or was it 282?) threads.
>>502699014You're retarded and wrong.
>>502698626i think she does it at the age of 20
>>502701157Does she do it in her sleep?Does Andrew wake up with wet hair?
>>502701073Fucking cute.>>502701157Also fucking cute.>"Ashley. Stop it. Do you WANT to throw up a hairball? You're not a cat.">"Shut up whiner. It feels like we're Andy and Leyley again. This is soothing.">"Not to me! You're going to make me go bald!">"Good... no more hussies will stare at you."
>>502698842who cares what some random faggot on twiter thinks
>>502698842Our bullshit has been called out coffin sisters...it's so over...
>>502698842How did you even find a random post by a small account that didn't even use a coffin related hashtag?Did you make that post?
>>502709972Looks like he searched "andy and leyley," based on the bolded text>>502708402
>>502710425Correct, although without the 'and'.
Nothing.
>>502712843And yet, you are still here.
>Julia is doomed in Decay since the only way to see her perspective is if the demon gets her soulIt's gonna hurt...
>>502713145That's what it's there for
>>502713392Yeah, for her!
>>502709420We'll have to kill the threads, Twitter is onto us
>>502717019Don't you dare let the outbreds kill our spirit
>>502698842Easy: fill them with art, writing, theories, and smut.Lots of smut.And if needed, compare it with Nemlei's other games.Really, 200 threads is possible, even 200 good threads could've been possible, were we anyone but ourselves.
LIIIIIIVE
>>502722229Thiu needs a good dicking
>>502722845A good dicking would be nice, but it can't replace the personal fulfillment of making your own pizza.
>>502722845Well yeah that's why Lua did that spell in particular
is it just me or does Andrew Graves look like Eren Jaeger?
>>502724237you're just weeb
>>502722229I do not know any boys like Thiu but I do know several women who fit that description.I think most men would kill themselves before they get to that state.
Guess I'm on bump duty today. I hope the bossman will give me a 20% raise on my pay.
>>502728498>I think most men would kill themselves before they get to that state.Anon... have you SEEN 4chan users? We're the most useless, incompetent bunch of manchildren around (and proud). Killing yourself is hard and painful. Living in a purgatory of your own making is way easier.
>>502728859According to the advertising stats, >50% of you have attended college.I want to believe that this is one of the few places where neets are accepted so it just appears that there's a lot of them and most people are functional and just here to look at the zoo animals.I want to believe.
>>502728498>anon does not know any boys like thiuwhy live
>>502729505I attended college and still (sort of) flunked out. I began as a tourist, crawled in a cage, and became the zoo animal. Can I have some peanuts? Ignore the sign that says not to feed me.
>>502730172Keeping humans in zoos is an atrocity anon, I'm dispatching a UN peacekeeping squad to rape you as we speak.
>>502730562No, you ruined it! I love it in my enclosure! I get to sleep all day and throw my own shit at the glass.
>>502729635Is the experience different when it's a small boy? Most of the girls I know like this I want to strangle to death.
>>502678570>>502678694One of the juror's name is Renee, I cannot escape this fucking game. It follows me into the real world
>>502733867Anon please concentrate, you're not supposed to coordinate with 4chan while serving on a jury.
>>502733867pay attention to the way he blinks twice every time someone mentions the axe. there are no coincidences anon
>>502733867Raise your hand and say, "Your Honor, my fellow juror sold her children for organ harvesting. I request we put her on trial instead." I am not joking. Do it.
>>502734064>>502736028She didn't get selected for the final jury, but I just couldn't believe it. I had genuinely removed all of 4chan and Coffin from my mind, but hearing that name made it all come flooding back in
>>502736156Obviously the trial is about cannibalism or incest and she couldn't swear to be unbiased.
>>502736156>I had genuinely removed all of 4chan and Coffin from my mindI wish I could still do this
>>502736745Just go outside and do something interesting...Is what I would say, if I wasn't a hikkikomori who spends all day on 4chan. Though it really does work, you will forget about things while you're active. I just rarely go out
>>502736987Does this prelude sibling sex or Andrew having another homicidal melty? Probably both.
>>502737464That's just a more detailed version of him grabbing Ashley and covering her mouth when he thinks the hitman is coming around the corner.
Are the monthly news going to be any interesting
>>502737783Yeah, but the expressions are completely different and more serious.
>>502737464>Heart symbol in eyes>BlushingPretty obvious.
>>502739868Plus "chu" is written in her hair... fuck
>>502728498>I do not know any boys like ThiuProbably because male Thius burrow in their apartments for a decade after maturing
>>502738125Andrew can rest his chin on the top of Ashley's head...Pocket sized little sister...
>>502740640NEED Thiu nature documentary.
>>502740647Pocket-sized little sisters are easy to transport and require far less sisterkibble than other sibling models. Buy one today!
Smug Hag.
>>502744474BasedFull when?
>>502743915If you want a truly ergonomic little sister....
>>502746513How do you think Nuggetshley makes her drawings? With the crayon in her mouth?
>>502737874Nope.I wish we at least got progress bars again. It would at least let us estimate the pace of development and have a decent idea about how many months of work are left, even if imperfect due to the possibility of further unexpected delays, revisions, etc.
>>502754504The smart thing would be to forget it even exist then have it be a nice surprise when it releases. but we're not smart people
>>502754707>wespeak for yourself
>>502754504That WOULD be helpful to include, but at this point in development, spite and the suffering of others are my only motivators. Any truthful artist will tell you that all things are created from passion at the beginning, then rage until the end. Your posts about the agony of waiting, the rug pull of the Decay reveal, and your dwindling hope fuel me like no positive feedback ever could. I draw every cutscene with the malice of a thousand suns. I mix your tears with 100% proof alcohol and swig it like water. I eagerly await the next batch of delicious fan agony when the December update (read: nothingburger) comes. No, there will be no Christmas or Yuletide art. Fuck you, and send me a photo of you sticking a firecracker up your asshole if you want me to push development forward a month. Truly horrid regards,Author
>>502754950Agreed. I have no issues waiting. All things equal of course I'd rather get more and sooner, but since I have yet to find a way to bend the laws of reality to my whim and manifest my will in the corporeal I have to accept that instant gratification cannot always be achieved and that when it can it sometimes diminishes the experience.
>>502754504>progress bars
>>502755674Awesome, looks like the game will come out within 1 to 100 years!
Why is it taking so long to finish a RPG game?
>>502757757one person working on a game of much larger scope than anything they've ever made and technical issues occurring due to limitations of the engine they're working on
>>502758447Thanks Nemlei.
>>502757757Scope creep. In March Episode 3A was as big as both previous episodes together. Right now together with Episode 4, who knows? Could be twice as big by the time its finished, unless Nemlei had to ditch significant parts of the episodes in progress and start over at some point since then.
I think Andrew sometimes walks around without his shirt "accidentally" for the ego boost of Ashley mirin'.
Twice the size of Episode 1 and 2 would amount to about 10 hours. I'm setting my expectation for 8 hours of content. Seems a reasonable amount with low odds of disappointment and a decent chance to be pleasantly surprised assuming Nemlei didn't experience major setbacks other than the issues with the engine limitation from March until May.
>>502759620She'd never let him see her looking because she thinks it'd give him power over her. Andrew doesn't have anything to show off anyway.
Sometimes I think about taking my laptop to a public place then posting porn on here and going home when I get banned
>>502764774Sometimes I think about telling my sister I think she's insanely cute and that I want her to sit on my face, sometimes our impulses are not rooted in wisdom.
>>502764848Sometimes I call my sister ugly every day just to really get under her skin. It's really funny
>>502765949That's fucking horrible, she deserves so much better.
>>502766017>she deserves so much betterYeah, you're probably right
>>502768006I am absolutely right. Sisters deserve hugs, snuggles, and compliments.
>>502768629Someone has to be the villain in the story. Otherwise the good guys have nothing to do
>>502768839The good guys in this story are all too busy kissing and snuggling their sisters.
>>502768970Which is why I must take it from them
>>502769049You can't. In fact just for that I'm going to roll into my sister's bed and make loud exaggerated snoring sounds until she hits me and then decides it's not worth it and just curls up next to me like a cat.
>>502769152Tempus fugit
I want a physical release of Coffin. What console do you think it would go on? What company would have the balls to add it to their lineup?
>>502772837I don’t think any console would do it. But on the .00000000001% chance it happened, Playstation would probably be the most likely since they currently have the most M rated games
>>502624598>>502624758>>502624192I want Andrew to become host to the demon or something.
>>502693078>a younger sister to protect and care forThe ultimate male fantasy is to make a princess of your hot older sister.
>>502777785lol no, it's that for the little sister
>>502778412Wrong, turning your hot older sister into a princess is an act of conquest, as well as a way to repay her for her own doting. It's a testament to the devotion of brothers, and sadly such peaks cannot be reached through spoiling your little sister.
>>502779253After considering your post, I can confirm that you are wrong by all accounts and your insulting of spoiling younger sisters (as they deserve) has rendered any future argument nil.Worst regards.
>>502779496Younger sisters deserve spoiling, it's just that spoiling older sisters is infinitely more kino.
>>502779592Argument preemptively refused for prior reasoning.
>>502779592Gotta agree on this one. Going for women older than you is inherently cringe and an inversion of the natural order.
>>502781617>inversion of the natural orderbullshit, older women are fetishized even if she's a week older
>>502785017And yet society is based around acceptance of men being into younger women and being into older women is considered a fetish.
>>502785138society is based around acceptance of anything because it's not anyone's business
>>502785219lol, lmao
>>502786851la gata
Society is based around being lame and gay (they won't let me eat people even if I'm hungry)
>>502787690Ashley is an Honorary Imp.
>>502787690>>502787801Would they hate each other, or would Andrew and Noelle have to separate them?
>>502788021They'd hate each other and endlessly escalate since Andrew is playful about it most of the time or willing to deescalate. But Yule would probably kill Ashley without a care.
>>502789860
>>502789860Canonical
Do you think Andrew ever "accidentally" put his head right between Ashley's tits while he slept?
>>502791625I've done it and I'm not as weird as Andrew
Did Noelle breastfeed her child Lord Unknown?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GctLcR7WwAAhDIk.jpg
>>502793893those peircings and huge nipples make this look suspiciously like the ashley that was posted yesterday with a pube forest that wasn't liked very much... but the tits are much bigger
>>502773643Sony would never allow it because there's no black or trans people in the game.>>502772837I could see Limited Run Games bringing us a physical Switch release. It'd work well on that platform too since the game is only 720p, just like the Switch screen.
>>502794589Lots of people have the same shit taste.
>>502794589bigger and more shapely*
>>502794697That's borderline hyperslop lad
>>502794589>that wasn't liked very muchSpeak for yourself, at this point I'm not even attracted to shaven pussies.
>>502794589Same artist
>>502794768You say that like it's a bad thing
>>502795306See >>502794684
>>502794768still better than the isolated granny pancakes from yesterday's image
>>502795784>isolated granny pancakeswhat
>>502795842it was 3 days ago actually>>502510030
>>502795976Granny pancakes? You fool. If they're not big enough to sag, they're not big enough PERIOD
>>502791625
>>502796556cute
The curvier the better
>>502788206>Yule would probably kill Ashley without a care.Still mad Nemlei didn’t go through with the ending of Yule and Noelle killing Ivy, would’ve been kino as fuck
I think you're crazy, maybeI think you're crazy, maybe
>>502804548Cute
>>502805812I WILL SEE YOU IN THE NEEEEEEEEEEEXTLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
>>502794589Makes sense she would have an unkempt bush considering if they weren’t being given food it’s unlikely that they were being given razors
>>502807662>Lil Andy
>>502808520Lil fella
overworked shopkeeper woman uuooooooooohh
>>502809454will cock cure her tiredness?
>>502809454She's a bitch.
>>502809627It worked for Noelle's mom
might be better to rename it to /nemg/ (Nemlei General) at this point, ppl talk more abt the other games than tcoaal nowadays
>>502812396ESL cop?
>>502813935she's so horny she forgot how 2 english
>>502813935Erratic Sister Lover
>>502817321Need sister toes
>>502817321Why does her ankle have a black belt in blowjobs?
>>502819612me when I have constipation
what was /calg/s fav indie game before calg?
>>502823471Four Elements
>>502823471Weed shop 3
>>502823708four elements trainer?
>>502826126Yes.
>>502826126>>502823708love that gameonly game that can make me both cry and cum sometimes at the same time
>>502823471Chronicles of Myrtana: Archolos
I like to imagine this is how Ashley sounds like https://youtu.be/E-5FF7fIvrI
>>502793029No, Yule did
>>502829925Gross. Tell me more in explicit detail about how it works.
>>502794589Now I understand why there aren't that much coffin artists around these days: you guys became too picky.
>>502807662Well hello there little one>>502809454Based filename LMFAO
>>502840551This game has too much porn anyway, we need more regular art.
>>502840791>Well hello there little oneUmm, hi miss?
>>502841109Yo kiddo... so where are your parents at?
>>502841479Sorry but mom said not to talk to strangers.
>>502630381Mr. Graves is an expert flirt
>>502841660Well, you are currently talking to me, kiddo.
>>502842384You do have a point... my mom and sister are in the store, aren't you too old to be at the playground?By the way, happy to see you. Hope your day is going great.
>>502842798I'm too cool to play in the playground. Do you want to be as cool as me? I can show you.>By the way, happy to see you. Hope your day is going great.Thanks buddy! I'm doing very well today, but I just ran out of goth Andrea lolI hope you are feeling the same. :)
>>502843260Sure!>I hope you are feeling the sameI am now that you're here -3- Haven't done anything note worthy but I might replay no good noelle.Got some more bunnies for you https://files.catbox.moe/sj0jba.rar
>>502844845Good boy. Follow me.Aw thanks :). I hope you have fun with NGN, I had fun playing it for the first time.Btw: Happy International Men's Day! I hope you realize how wonderful you are.This is us (pic rel lol)
>>502845364Yeah, no good noelle is the only other nemlei game I actually liked. I always thought better half was a bit too gay for me and not in the sexy way. Yule, Ivy and Noelle have fun chemistry and all are cute.>Happy International Men's Day!But I am not a man, I'm a cute boy>picrelUntrue, I am shorter than you so this is us https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QSn7JzKNGQ
>>502846182I agree. I also liked Jack In a Castle hah.>But I am not a man, I'm a cute boyA man's soul trapped in a cute boy's body ToT perfect. Unironically Nemlei could make a great game out of that.>shorterI would like to put you in a tall piece of furniture everytime we get in an argument))
>>502847226Jack in a castle was fun if short but seeing how it was nem's first visual novel game, it's understandable.>Unironically Nemlei could make a great game out of that.Would fit Lord Unknown. A side story with the cultists and 2 souls get swapped while the 3rd soul gets taken over by lord unknown.>I would like to put you in a tall piece of furniture everytime we get in an argumentI will just parachute down
>>502847745It was short but sweet. I enjoyed the art style.> A side story with the cultists and 2 souls get swapped while the 3rd soul gets taken over by lord unknown.That sounds like it could sell very well. Soul swapping should be in one of her games.>I will just parachute downThat's smart. But I would shoot it down with a mini 8,8 cm.
>>502848614>Short but sweetI agree. Hopefully the next nemlei game will come out as a package deal and not in episodes.>I would shoot it down with a mini 8,8 cm.I would die. Saving private Andy
See you next thread
>>502848995>package dealThat would make more sense. But I rather have the full game instead of waiting for her to finish it.>I would die. Saving private AndyKek. Imagine if Andy got kidnapped by the cultist and now Ashley and Renee must team up to save him.
>>502849535>if Andy got kidnapped by the cultist and now Ashley and Renee must team up to save him.Both women setting their differences aside for the one they love. Cute.
>>502852351>Both women setting their differences aside for the one they love.YES! That's what I exactly had in mine)) Smart bestie
another day of this...
>>502849535Based
>>502859012Cute
little sister thats like thiu and ashley
>>502861531Sounds like a fucking wreck of a person
>>502861531Thiu's story is proof that only children are insane
>>502862463We're crazy, but at least we're not cannibalistic murder spree crazy like siblingfags.
>>502858181No u
>>502862306
>>502864186Sorry Ashley, I love you, but you're already not holding it together with just your personality in the mix
>>502862684Go cut yourself some more because your parents failed to provide you an emotional support sisterwife.
>>502864742AHHHH SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP I'M NOT LONELY I'M PERFECTLY FINE LOOK HOW NORMAL I AM
>>502852789It was fun but I'll call it here, very tired. Night, love you and hope you get more Andys in ch3 -3-
>>502865230I want to kiss you; please stop being a homosexual
>>502865349Good night. I hope you rest well. I love you too! <3Hope to see you tomorrow.
>>502859012Actually loled
>>502798867My sister is a fat fucking sloth. My motivation for getting stronger is to give her piggyback rides.
>>502866841Your motivation for getting stronger should to full nelson her.
>>502865697I am getting EXTREMELY mixed signals fro. this post. Do you want me to be straight or not?
>>502859012Kek
My sister was telling a story and she was so excited that I didn't have the heart to interject with snide remarks. Guys I think my sister might actually be cute, what is happening?
>>502867235Yeah
>>502872704>anon experiences conscience for the first time in life
>>502872704Your sister was always cute, you merely lacked the tools to recognize it. Now go, young brother, and make opportunities for her to be cute.
>>502872704Have sex with her NOW
>>502872704Sisters are extremely cute, it just takes some people longer to realize this than others.
Whatever happened to the anon who ruined his sibling bond by confessing his love to his sister last Christmas
>>502882937QRD?
>>502883313No.
>>502882937Probably made it up.
>>502883910Ok, I understand
>>502882937Anti-delphic LARP.
>>502883313Sure. Last Christmas, an anon confessed his love to his sister and ruined his sibling bond. You're welcome!
>>502882937She got him placed in a mental institute
>>502884067Thanks.
>>502883313>>50288505399% larp considering this was the time where every day there was like 1-2 new "stories" every day.
>>502885385Was there? calg's been pretty conservative in incest stories and I've been here since #1
>>502842270Why is she huge?!
>>502885053last christmas, anon gave his sister his heartbut the very next day, she gave it away
I lost NNN to a pic of Peter Griffin plowing Ashley.
>>502885763This yearTo save him from tearsHe'll give it to someone special (a hussy)
>>502885490I am probably exaggerating the number but there was constantly new "stories" after episode 2 dropped starting around November. Especially during overnight EU hours. Far too many for the max population of /calg/
>>502886329Speaking of max population, I miss the post count. I like knowing how many anons there are, compared to how many I consistently recognize
A dramatic confession of love is such an only child's idea of how he would win over his sister. No one, no matter how in love, is going to walk into their sister's room and pour out their heart unless they had very strong reason to believe the feeling were already reciprocated. Anyone with even a single brain cell to spare isn't going to YOLO and potentially set a lifelong relationship on fire with a method that doesn't even work on normal girls, because who acquires girlfriends these days through being a sappy romantic? No one does that anymore. Instead they first gauge interest of a potential partner, and upon either implicit or explicit signals of receptivity progress from there. Romancing a sibling would follow the same pattern, while the much higher stakes involved would force a lot more careful and thought out ways establishing that interest. Ones that leave as much room for maneuvering and plausible deniability should advances be rebuffed, because that can easily end up being the difference between a moment of unserious embarrassment that you both put behind you and forget after a while and permanent alienation.I wish LARPers at least put effort in their lazy screeds. For fiction to be enjoyable, it must not insult the reader's intelligence.
>>502887530>because who acquires girlfriends these days through being a sappy romantic? No one does that anymoreNot everyone uses Tinder dude
>>502888884You don't open relationships by doing romantic things, it's something that grows once you're already in one and it's gotten off the ground.
>>502889995Being a sappy romantic is something that happens once you realise you want to be more than friends. Tinder is where you go to skip the friendship part
>>502888884Friendly chatting and flirting is the norm for approaching a girl in person too. "I'm in love with you" isn't what you say to someone whom you've yet to go on a single date with.
>>502890195Yes it is
>>502890170There's nothing sappy or romantic about a Tinder date. Sticky, maybe.
>>502890319If you're an Aquitanian troubadour from the 12th century, maybe.
>>502890319>t. Pranaramagranamjush Suraktapoomegranayan
>>502890405That's what I'm saying
>actually talking to girlsI hate you fakers so much
>>502890583Why did a random /calg/ anon just drop the most Thai name I've ever seen
>>502890614Yeah I realized it as soon as I posted. Please excuse my retardation.
>>502890705I talk to my sister and mother
>>502890705I talk to the girl characters in my head
>>502891131And I thought I was the only person here with an imaginary gf
>>502890413I wish I could date a 12th century Aquitanian troubadour. Seems like he'd really understand my views on love, plus he's really good at blowing.
>>502887530your biggest mistake is giving people here the leverage of sanity.
>>502890413Why do you think the retard with the guitar always get all the pussy at the party? It still works.
>>502891881You're not alone anon, I've had imaginary relationships since I was 12
>>502892510I tried to make a really sexy wolf tulpa at 14
ashley graves with level 1 autism
>>502892842Did it work?
>>502892990"canon Ashley Graves" is an odd post to make, but I accept it
>>502892510I wonder if there's a relation between being a Better Half fan and being in imaginary relationships (which functionally are relationships with one's self)
>>502892998no. werewolf bf never ever
>>502894879>t. white girl
>>502893756I think you're right. People who relate to Thiu the most are going to be lonely and antisocial, and way more likely to make up a love interest to fill the void. This would describe me perfectly, and to get extra meta, I fantasize about Thiu.
>>502895016FUCK YOU
>>502895131I can smell the rolls of fat...
>>502895131
>>502893756Last night while crawling into bed I did that thing where I got in my hands and knees over my pillow and pretended it was my wife. I made pillow talk (hehe) with her and shared some laughs before failing to fall asleep for an hour due to crushing loneliness
>>502895018>>502895328These are my people
>>502895131fuck YOU
>>502895496I WILL
>>502897142But that anon isn't a werewolf...
>>502895410
>>502899386>two daughtersAshley would go ballistic with having two other women vying for Andrew's attention
>>502900025anon that's Andrew Jr. He... well... she...
>>502899386Why is one of them fem-thiu
>>502900803She inherited depression from her grandfather
>>502900497Yes I see the son, the photo depicts them with two daughters in addition to that and that's who I'm referring to
>>502899386>>502899120Cute
>>502899386CUUUUUUUUTE>>502900803to make me horny
>>502901353yeah... the eldest you know...
>>502899386Yandere twin brother. Absolute perfection.
>>502901495please love me too
>Tell sister I think she'd look cute with short hair>She calls me a homoThere are moments when sisters are less cute than they could be.
>>502902135Weird thing to say to your sister anon
>>502902135you're meant to tell her she'd be cute with a bob
>>502874826I don't know what to do around her anymore. She's making casual conversation with me, which she's never done before. I think I prefer when she's having a bad day and being mean to me because it's more familiar. Today she asked me about advice for interviews and I felt so odd talking to her, it's like I was talking to a stranger
>>502902135But banter with your sister IS cute!
>>502903324It's not weird at all in comparison to the things I say to her as a matter of course. Or in general, it's not weird to compliment people even if it's indirectly.>>502904069Problem is she's stepped up her game considerably and I find myself having to exert effort to stay afloat in the arms race. I can't even sexually harass her properly because she's ascended to saying some of the most vile things I've ever heard and almost managing to keep a straight face while doing it.
I am going to sex jiggieanon.
>>502903660Enjoy it before she goes off to college and starts hating you because of Orange Man or some stupid shit like that.
miserable day, miserable year
beautiful day, beautiful year
>>502907745i'd love to forget the whole thing by throwing myself off of a cliff, im not close to a single person anymore, i think i dont have anybody i can even call 'friend'
>>502907996>im not close to a single person anymoreMe and my last friend drifted apart after high school. That was nearly 10 years ago. I just small talk to coworkers, go home or go grocery shopping and then home.
>>502908684damn at least you have a job and finished highschool unlike certain losers in this thread (me)
>>502908824Depending on your country you'll flip burgers with or without a high school education, although finishing high school is usually a requirement for certain trades (e.g. electrician) so if you're interested in that you have to go back to get your diploma.
>>502909069i know, thank you
>>502908824me too!
>>502905619cute
yall are fucking losers haha not me tho haha.......
>>502911321mwah
>>502911321well whatever if anybody wants to take care of a loser I'm 50% off right now on sale (nobody wants me)
If I ever climb out of loserdom and make like $100k a year I'll get a loser pet, someone to talk to and play Counter Strike with me after work. Free food + basic necessities. No romance cuz that's gay.
>>502911453mwah
>>502911453I wouldn't buy you if you paid me.
>>502911684I'm sold. Can I start tomorrow? You don't have to pay me or for my needs, I just want to play CS and sleep under your bed like a dog.
>>502911936yeah, I wouldn't either, who buys rotting fetid garbage?
>>502912081Ask console gamers.
>>502914308funny
Better Half HD Remaster when?
>>502915629When Coffin is done in 50 years, Better Half-Life 2 will start development
WE'VE JUST GOT WORD THAT DECAY WILL COME OUT BEFORE 2030!
Found out that /tg/ has made "Jumps" of several of Nemlei's older games, which from my understanding attempts to explain the lore in a way that helps you create a character of your Nemlei tabletop RPG, with perks and classes and whatever:>No-good Noellehttps://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/92001539/#92005705>Divilethionhttps://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/91969281/#91969686>Better Halfhttps://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/91440614/#91444191>Candy Scabshttps://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/92245075/#92250579
>>502923320Time to make a No Good Noelle OC:>OriginsMagical Master>SpeciesSnow Sprite>Perks-Ice Detective (200SF)-Useful Idiot (200SF)-Gone Snoopin' (200SF)-Hard Worker (100SF)>Items-Hidden Cave (200SF)This character will be an amateur hunter living in a cave, somebody who said "fuck the Snowbama economy" and returned to the wild. Will it work out for him? WHO KNOWS!?
>>502924769Is this the character sheet of the guy who supplied Yule's new body?
FMK?
>>502926070marry kis oh wait
>>502926070haven't played Div so marry fuck kill
>>502926070marry … idk. idk man i dont care i dont want to have sex with sweet women right now anon i cant do that anon i want to have sex with beautiful handsome caucasian men>>502926516your answer probably wouldnt have changed if you did
>>502926070Marry Lua, fuck Tal, kill Aenon.All other answers are wrong.
>>502926070Tal is the feisty minx I need as my wife, and I also don't want to take Thiu's beloved away from him. I'd fuck Vivian in the butt so Thiu can take her virginity, then I'll marry Tal.
>>502926070kill kill marry
>>502927594she's not going to heaven, she's going straight to a demon's fridge
>>502927974Can you guys please say nice things about Julia, she is a sweet girl who doesn't deserve bullying
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScLhkwCUMVdzGvgncqN4MRog5bFTI18GTEU_0L7nui3LFOAlQ/viewanalytics>584 responses so far
>>502929341>404 botted responses
>>502927332You can't do that!
>>502927463>>502927594>>502929151Cutelia
I like myself more than Julia, and that fills me with pride.
>>502927463>>502927594Cute cute cute cute!
>it's Coffin but after episode 2 Andrew starts gooning 3x a day so he doesn't even react to his sister's flirting anymoreincest avoided and Ashley confused AF
>>502939194*snip snip*
>>502939194If your gooner level is high enough you won't even think Ashley's hot because she's too old for you.
>>502941649I never reached the loli stage of gooning. Porn addiction didn't lead me to "wait, hang on, prepubescent girls!"
>>502942013I think it also requires bisexuality, it's far easier for your brain to make the jump from cute skinny twink guys (flat chested. duh.) to flat underdeveloped girls. Your monkey brain puts them in the same category.
>>502942796Yeah my aversion to lolis might stem from the fact I have a religious experience whenever I see big tits. I instinctively do the pog face in real life whenever I see an impressively milky rack and I'm not kidding; a cat instantly reacts to danger with the same acuity I react to massive breasts. This year I was out in public and saw this lady with huge, absolutely retarded mamwangamwangas that were bigger than her head and jiggled like she had Parkinson's. I seriously had to suck my lips in to avoid pogging in public, so I might seriously have a problem; an oral fixation at minimum.
>>502942796>flat chestedOnly if Japanese.
This thread is something else.
>>502944087
>4chan got mp4 support before webp supportkekbeit
>>502944686It takes zero dabloons to download ffmpeg
>>502944725Ashley is very smort and perceptive when it comes to insults.
>>502944686wow
>>502945470How have you been enjoying the 90s anon
>>502945674The 90's was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when George Bush came out in 2000, I think kino really came into its own, commercially and artistically.
>>5029466302000-2007 was a magical era for art because social media wasn't a thing, the internet wasn't just half a dozen big sites, you used to own your entertainment (CDs, cassettes...etc) and artists had big bad Christianity to oppress them and motivate them to make kino edgy art.
>>502946630>>502947204Is this game Clintoncore or Bushcore?
>>502948692This game has George Bush energy
>>502948692Bushcore like Marilyn Manson.
>>502948692Realistically Clinton since it takes place in the mid-late 90s
>>502952221Nemlei said it takes place in the "late 90's/early 2000's"
>>502953093But is the game pre or post 9/11?
>>502953352they're canonically euros, literally not relevant
>>502953705Regardless of location the 9/11 status would encapsulate the current ethos
>>502953860This, my brother woke my parents up in the middle of the night to tell them something terrible has happened in America.
>>502953860>>502953946Yeah, I was 6-7 years old and dad woke me up to go to school. He told me what happened in USA last night and all news stations were showing WTC with smoke coming out of them.
Question: Is it gay to try on your brother's condoms because you want to know whose dick is bigger?
>>502953352>>502953093The compromise year that the game clearly takes place in is 2000, as it is both in the 2000's as well as the 20th century.
>>502957107>am I sexually aroused by my brother That is the question you need to ask. If the answer is yes, them you are gay.
>>502957107It's stupid, condoms only serve as a measure of girth, and only in a very general way since they're elastic (although they're not one size fits all as some think)
>>502957107would you bop up and down on his cock if it turned out to be bigger?
>>502957107>being sneaky about itJust act cocky (heh) and spin some bullshit about how you're better than him at everything, then follow up his retort with "oh yeah? I bet my dick is bigger" and just have a dick-measuring contest with your bro. Literally.
>>502940427Thank you Ley! :3With my ballsack gone nyow I can focus on more important matters (Taking Mussy cock)>I hope you´re happy NOW dipshit!
>>502961606I call dibs on you
>>502962053I´ll blow your head off with a 12 gauge shotgun NYA :3You´ll serve as a loveLEY meal
>>502962508It will be hard to reach for a shotgun when you're under me getting mating pressed
I AM NOW DEEPLY HOMOPHOBICBRING BACK CONVERSION THERAPY
>>502967932Too late ashley, I will make your andrew boypreggers
Stick.
>>502968008THAT'S NOT HOW BIOLOGY WORKSI AM BUYING A CHASTITY CAGE FOR ANDY IMMEDIATELY AND RIGGING IT TO ELECTROCUTE FAGGOTS
>>502967932Yeah! Conversion therapy for the incest freaks!
>>502968294I already gave him one he seems to enjoy it
>>502968309>>502968376*incoherent screeching*
>>502968732Don't worry he can still cum just only when I am cramming my cock in his ass
>>502969596Bullshit, zoomer humor is "if you're so weak that you die just like that, then clearly nature didn't want you to live." Skibidi Toxisoda is Gen Alpha.
>>502968197Stickley
>>502969596Gen Z are steadily coming around to "I hate my wife" humor. The old shall inherit the Earth
>>502969596Andrew and Ashley are Gen X like my parents. Imagine if they were your parents. I wonder if we'd end up here all the same, or way worse.
>>502974496I want to bully her
>>502971664Andrew would make an okay if somewhat distant father if he actually has time for the kids. Ashley on the other hand would be an absolute menace. Smothering the kids one moment and throwing a tantrum against them the next, not feeding them properly (she still cannot cook,) letting them get away with things as long as it wasn't against the family. She'd fuck them kids right up.
>>502971664>Hey /adv/, I don't know what the fuck to do. Yesterday, I was helping my mom clean the house because she's obsessed with me and my dad, and she can't stand doing anything alone. While she was outside of her bedroom talking to my dad on the phone (and bitching about him coming home 10 minutes late yesterday), I found a shoebox under the bed and pulled it out. It had some barely-decipherable crayon drawings and one dusty family photo with the parents' faces torn off. The weird part is that the kids look just like my parents. They've always looked really alike, but couples tend to look similar after a long time together, so I've brushed it off for years. And then I saw a scribble of what I think is supposed to be two little kids holding hands, with the caption, "me n mi brudr." Bros... are my parents siblings? Am I inbred? What the fuck do I do? I can't ask either of them, they'll be pissed and ground me. Yes, I'm 21. They're insane.
>>502971664Becoming a mother would fix Ashley
>>502974769No being mean!
Uwahaaaaaaah /calg/ I just had a conversation with my sister! Like, a totally normal conversation about my day where she asked me questions and we chatted! I dunno, I don't think we've ever done that before. We were just talking and then she asked me if her hair looked nice and I said yeah and then we chatted more and then she said she had to go to her job interview so we had a super casual "ok cool, we'll finish the story later" moment. /calg/ I think I might be a normal real human being
>>502979371Have you considered having unprotected sex with her
Anons please stop living out your incest fetishes vicariously through the people you talk to, it's socially maladaptive behaviour
>>502982134Is your sister hot?
>>502982476Yes.
>>502979371Anon got high off sister pheromones. Careful, those are highly addictive!Happy for you, bro.
>>502982590mmmm, visible labia folds
>>502983824That has to be the least sexy way to describe it
The Coffin of Andy and Leyley? Incest? I think you've had a very strange dream... Come on, let's go play NGN2, it just came out!
>>502800653You want the Ivy death ending. I curse Nemlei for not going through with the Noelle prostitute ending.
>>502988314What the fuck, Jack in a Castle 2: Back in a Castle was pushed back AGAIN?! That damn sequel is never coming out. Why did she even tease it?
>>502988989A perfect sculpt takes time. Have patience Padawan, fujology is a delicate art form and not to be trifled with.
>>502989718You're right, I'm waiting on a masterpiece of fujo fiction here. I should have faith. I just really want to play the slutty Ken doll route and see Marion's wood in the sex scenes.
>>502969596Why is their dad's head so big? Fucking Mr Mackey looking ass.
>>502991607all the characters in coffin have oversized heads
>>502991607He needs to room to think all of his depressing thoughts
The Graves killed everyone ITT, that's why it keeps almost dying. Fortunately, I have Ashley- and Andrew-proofed my house! Can't get to me now, suckers! /calg/ lives on!
>>502929341>literally who poll from literally who place
>>502929341>delusional faggot thinks he has any power to influence nemleilollmao even
>>503000726GIWTWM (on the bottom right)
Ashley gets to cuddle with THAT every night?!
>>503003021>Andrew gets to cuddle with THAT every night?!
>>503003021And yet he only does sometimes. Fucking waste of a sister, in my eyes.
>>503003021how much does ashley drool in her sleep?
>>503004056not much
>>503004056Gallons. Andrew almost drowned once
>>503004275>drowning in sister drool
>>503004056I drooled into a chick's cleavage, she thought I was sweating. Kino experience
>>503008195Indeed, but have you considered our premium option, drowning in sister grool?
I hate waiting
I've decided to love waiting. You know what, Nemlei? I LOVE WAITING!!! I will wait forever and be happy! I'm having so much fun, you should just push back development a decade. It would make me really angry if you decided to pick up the pace or release Ch. 3 on its own, so you better not! Don't you DARE give us a release date in December's devlog, either.
>>503013409Okay!>Release date: Time is subjective
>>503013409This, so much this. Waiting only hones my excitement for the next infusion of coffin kino. It's like sticking a barrel of wine in a cellar for decades, it's WORTH it!
>>503013612ew no
>>503014037Wow anon, I can see the pure joy on your face! You look just as chuffed about this wait as I am. This is going to be the greatest game of all time, and I'm so proud to say that I will get to put my hands on it for the first time, cradling it like a newborn baby, when I'm 80 years old and have spent a lifetime of ecstatic patience. Gee, I think the wait might be even better than the game itself!
>>503015338Me on the left
>>503020214How do you get a tan like this? Looks great
>>503013612He didn't actully love her, she was nothing but a cumdump to him. On top of that he killed her friend and used said friends death as an excuse to dry hump his sister every night after hitting pubity.Fuck Andrew.
>>503022571Everything "bad" Andrew did was either self-defense or a tragic accident. In fact, no Nemlei boy has ever done anything wrong. Except Lynn. Fuck Lynn.
>>503023259Using Julia as a cumdump was self defense?
>>503023813Yes.
>>503023259I used to agree, but after thinking it through, Lynn was saving his entire town and his brother by sacrificing one person every time it was required, even using drugs to make it less terrifying for the victim. He was groomed into this role, and had to become an uncaring psychopath to protect himself, because he was selected by Divilethion before he was born and had a chance to become anything else. He's a victim of circumstance just like the Graves.
>>503024226By this same logic Andre can't be considered guilty for manipulating Julia because he didn't have any healthy outlets. If Ashley had been a better sister and Philip and R*nee had been better parents his brain wouldn't have become a pressure cooker of stress and unresolved traumaand none of this would have happened.
>>503024908>my parents made me do it>"did they have a knife to your throat?">"no">"did your sister?">"no"Straight to jail.
>>503024908I should have been clearer. I'm not saying Lynn is innocent, I'm saying he's in a similar situation to the Graves and that he's not 100% evil. I wouldn't forgive anything he's done, but he's not much worse than the Graves.
>>503023259>no Nemlei boy has ever done anything wrong
>>503030454he dindu nuffin
>>503022571>He didn't actully love her,Look anon, I understand. But we should appreciate happy moments when they happen. I'm increasingly worried that Julia's ending will be an unhappy one, but we've just gotta hold on to faith. Through faith, we are saved
>>503030597i wish this artists’ 5000 old accounts didnt get nukedmiss their vocaloid and okegom art
>>503030597>Julia's ending will be an unhappy onethis was already known
>>503031213I feel like, as development has gone on, our god has become angrier and more vindictive. I envy the dead, for they have seen the end of waiting
>>503030454Vivian's sister was an accident bro! So is his unethical human testing! Free my magigga!
>>503031769>our god has become angrier and more vindictive.I would too if I saw all of the haggots and hussylovers stealing my ideal brother-husbando from m- I mean Ashley, in defiance of my holy canon.
What's she looking at?
>>503036193I meant haggots, hussylovers, and self-inserters who ship those characters or themselves with Andrew
>>503036339I'm a committed Hussite and I would never ship Andrew with Julia. He is a bloody benchod and doesn't deserve her.
>>503039180Based. I feel the same way. I want her to be happy with someone else, not stuck waiting on Andrew for hours because Ashley broke a toenail.
>>503039180>>503039427Ich bin Hussite
>>503039579Hussy heretics belong on the cross!
>>503039693Unless convinced by reason, I cannot go against conscious!
>>503040151The world doesn't run on reason.
>>503040343Well I choose to love, whether the world will have it or not
I told my sister I want to make out with her and she said I'm drunk this is bullshit I wanna kiss her
>>503041158
>>503041735Love is bulletproof
>>503042307That's very untrue.
>>503042307GET THIS HUSSY BITCH OFF THE PLANE!
>>503036339I ship myself with Ashley cucking Andrew
>>503046285same I want to cuck Andrew so bad. He's a piece of shit and she's a piece of ass
>>503015338Goddamn that hussy bitch has some hairy arms
>>503046239Nice job
>>503046285>>503046365You, too, will be turned away at the gates of Nemlei's Heavenly Kingdom
>>503046431those are self harm scars anon..
>>503046285>>503046365I want to cuck Ashley, she deserves it much more.
>>503049881you are gay and cringe and wrong
>>503049881Based
Why would you cuck either of them when you could have a threesome and discover what it's like to love and be loved by both?
>>503004237Snoring sister...
>>503050421The only way they'd both have anyone is for dinner.
>>502747635I want a cute spin off of Julia being normal having some kind of encounter with the spiritual world.
>>503050421:(
>>503049309Hussies can’t stand getting called and reminded that they’re stealing someone’s big brother so they slice their arms open and spill their own blood in a futile attempt to right the wrong of stealing away someone else’s.
>>503052384Your term are acceptable. I just want to hold hands before they stick an apple in my mouth and roast me on an open fire.
>>503053073>better not eat this guy, I don't want to catch whatever made him this way.
Starting to archive my twitter bookmarks.... at 124 files so far.
>>503054213Fucking kek. I survive to be sniveling and pathetic another day!
>>502907483another miserable day
>>503053048geez, anon!
>>503056004you should try smiling more :)
>>503056081>:((((
>>503056270I SAID FUCKING SMILE
>>503056349OKAY JUST PLEASE DON'T HURT ME(´･v･`;)
wow blocked by my brother and my sister defriended me while i was asleep. cool. kill me.no idea what i even did. i dont care. i knew i had nobody.
>>503056718I'm sure this happened.
>>503056880i have no siblings i just refer to them as that but yes, it did happen, because im a piece of shit i guess who knows who cares
>>503055328>I survive>>503055063Happy Ashley is cute!
>>503056993i want to kill them
>>503057363its fine anon they probably werent even real and im not worth it haha...
>>503056718they probably wouldn't have done that if you stopped trying to fuck them all the time anon...
>>503057225I completely agree. Happy Ashleys only!
>>503057564???>>503057715yay..
>>502923320Make an OC faggots
>>503061920Only women make OCs, men insert themselves into already existing characters
>>503062373female general
>>503062750All men show penis or gtfo
>women in denial that men love this gameuh... how do we tell them?
>>503065268with boobs
>>503046239Ashley could easily cosplay her
Julia is so unlovable that she has no fanart or edits featuring her feet.
>>503068147Andrew too
>>503068147>no stinky hussy toeswhy even live
It all returns to nothing
>>503072239Of course it does, silly.
>>503068996There definitely is some andrew feet art somewhere, but I'm not a footfag so I won't look for it
who has all the sprites/cg's
>>503066829I love hag toes so much>SNIIIIIFF
>>503073491You can find them at the wiki page > Gallery
I hope this fella got to play the 4:3 mod
>>503073491https://files.catbox.moe/bjp0i5.7z
>>503073513Based
>>503074348Based smelly smells
>>503074410HHNNNNNNGGGGGHH Lady 302 feet
https://files.catbox.moe/oumfog.jpg
>>503074973BasedWhet else can I say
>>503075110This is... coal.
>>503075159We need more lady 302 art. She's so attractive.
>>503076091Facts my bestieSpit your shit indeed
>>503075110I fail to see the appeal.
>>503073641Which wiki?
>>503076448I want Neco arc Renee, we already have Neco arc Ashley NOW WE NEED RENEE AND LADY 302!https://youtu.be/WK6KFYqoR5A
>>503076750https://tcoaal.wiki/
>>503077184BASEDNeco Arcs for the win!
>>503075110Disabled-one-trick-pony
>>503077459Mhm
>>503077929Holy shit that's a peak imageBetter-Half if it wasn't woke
>>503078328Better half but for straight people
>>503078382Better half if it was based
Not even the author herself making fun of me was enough to dissuade me from haggotry, but the idea that mentally people would associate some faceless version of myself with this is repulsive on an existential level. Fuck it, I'm #teamsis now.
Julia is so unlovable that everyone tends to forget about her.
>>503079012>author herself making fun of meLuckyHow hard/wet were you that day?
I hope Nemlei makes fun of the haggots again.
>>503079243I wasn't, faggot, because I actually like the character and not the fanfiction bullshit you spout on the daily between your ERP sessions. I like the fact that she's a complete shit bitch, she's not a fucking sex icon, there is less than zero sexual or romantic tension between her and Andrew, and I strongly believe that half the stupid shit you post about causes people to rethink whether they like that thing or not because they would never want to associate with somebody this mentally ill.
>>503079519>Gets bullied by a chick>Doesn't get hard>"You're the gay one bro"
>>503079701>man who ERPs with himself (or, at best, another man) calling other people gayCannot make this shit up.
>>503079756Just say that you didn't liked it because Nemlei is not a 6 feet tall macho-man with hairy chestI won't judge you, we are in a free nation after all
>>503078573Luv Renee, Luv Lady 302, Luv Ashley. Simple as.Also don't give shit starters fuel, if they're fragile enough to dislike a character because of the actions of someone else, they never truly liked said character
>>503075110This artist hates Ashley even though she did NOTHING wrong
>>503075110How does his artstyle get uglier with each drawing?
>>503081451Ugly, twisted things have an instinctual hatred for the beautiful and pure
Ashley and Andrew sex https://files.catbox.moe/w1zt0r.png
>>503085546Finally
>>503085546How do "people" find this hot?
