Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Starshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3053199741>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644# News:>October Poll Results - Episode 3A and 4 delayed to create a proper gameplay/story transition between the chaptershttps://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/4482863594844717103# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>501862859
What do you think the difference between Happy Decay and Happy Burial will be?
Andy a cute!!
>>502235624Game... never... ever...
More Hag... Soon...
>>502238164Sexcelent
andrews a bitch ass sister fucker and i hope he dies fuck you andrew
DIE ANDREW DIE DIE YOURE THE WOEST CHARACTER IN THIS GAME!!!!!! DIE!!
>>502242042Woe is him, more woeful than all that came before
>>502235659I want to pinch her nipple.
Today I will remind them
General #279 is deadLong live General #280
>>502243328>arrived at the Place de Graves for executionWow... Nemlei showing her genius yet again...
Andrew is the best thing that exists in the universe
>>502247538Ashley would NOT draw herself killing AndrewShe'd draw her and Andrew as bunnies, frolicking through fields filled with dead hussies
>>502247972How WOULD Ashley draw something like a falling out between her and Andrew? I think it would be a piece steeped in denial. A surrealist piece with the two of them as rabbits happily together, but the background betraying her awful reality
>>502247972
This game has ruined the names Andrew, Ashley, Andy, and Julia for me. I can't see any of them without thinking about Coffin. Leyley isn't anything I actually see IRL, but the other 4 feel like they're everywhere now
>>502250951What about men named Ashley?
>>502247972Oh yeah?
jiggghttps://jiggie.fun/s3aQ3Thttps://jiggie.fun/s3aQ3Thttps://jiggie.fun/s3aQ3T
>>502242407The resemblance is uncanny...
>>502252472"Oh, that's Maleshley. How's your bro- I mean, what's up, bro...?"
>>502254029KEKFor once, I see the resemblance
lovely
Beatles songs about Julia: 1Beatles songs about Ashley: 0I rest my case
>song decades before the events of game using a common namek
>>502256932It's fitting, because Julia will share John lennon's fate in episode 3.
>>502257262LSD lets you see the future. The Beatles saw Julia and were so entranced by her that they wrote that song
>>502260165Why would they make a song about a suicidal finnish girl to begin with?
>>502260432She's just that lovely
I'm booooored. Entertain me, Andyyyyyy.
>>502260668Today... you will entertain me! SEXUALLY
>>502260773Oh no! Whatever will I do about getting what I've always wanted?
>>502260891Leyley would never. She would call Andrew a pedo and cry.
>>502261083and then entice him into acting like that again within a week*
>>502260773Please don't molest your little sister.
>>502261083Dude, shut up! I was luring him into a sting operation! I was going to get candy for catching a predator!
>>502261195Better me than someone else! And she was asking for it changing in our room while I'm still in it.
>ep3 delayed>oshi no ko somehow made attack on titan's ending look s-tierDelphists, is it over for our movement?
>>502263472Do not become disheartened, warrior. They are but two minor setbacks in a long campaign for GREATNESS.
>>502263472>oshi no ko somehow made attack on titan's ending look s-tieroh no
I want to bite Ashley's toes
I want to bite Ashley's nipples
>>502265716BasedSmelly sister toes
>>502265716t. Andrew after he kills Ashley in Decay
>>502263472At least Ruby didn't get cucked by a hussy because every girl lost, but holy fuck that ending is pure dogshit. Vindicated in not picking it up before first seeing how it concluded.
>>502269204qrd of the events leading up to the ending and the ending? I stopped caring when it went into the spiritual "le ruby doesn't love you she is actually the dead girl from the past's soul in love with you by proxy of having my soul" copout. A quick glance shows something violent or whatever started happening and then he fe falls in a freezing river for like 4 chapters? Busy and can't read manga atm.
>>502269851Basically this.The protagonist stabbed himself, then the antagonist, and threw both of them into the sea so it would look like he was merely defending himself and would thus save his sister's idol career at the cost of his own life.
>>502270554Once again, it's good to be a contrarian who doesn't try new things outside of Coffin. History will absolve us
>>502270554>create shipping wars>realize there is no happy ending out of it now>remove the subject of the shipping wars entirely via fucking death while lampshading how it's a terrible idea the whole timeThe Japanese have no idea how to do endings and this becomes increasingly more obvious.
>>502270554That is fucking retarded. I'm glad I wasn't coaxed into reading it by the wincest baiting.
>>502270923>The Japanese have no idea how to do endings and this becomes increasingly more obvious.I don't think I've heard of anything Japanese having a good ending in the past decade aside from maybe a massage at certain parlors.
>>502270554On second thought, didn't the manga start off as a critique of the idol industry before that part fell apart to give more time to the love triangles and secondary characters? I'm basing that solely on other people's descriptions, but if that's the case, maybe the author thought he had "glamorized" the idol industry by having the leads be happy and successful, and he tried to hammer in the original message at the worst possible time for the story.
>>502270640Nemlei was special. Even before we got explicit confirmation, she sent out a lot of strong signals from the very beginning that she could be trusted to deliver unambiguous incest without any bullshit. The most important ones being:-The game centering around Andrew and Ashley and no one else, relegating every other character to a sideshow and greatly reducing the likelihood of some hussy stealing the show and having it devolve into harem trash.-She openly approved of incest fanart on her blog-Her devlogs from the start featured heavy sexual innuendoIf any other dev, mangaka, or whatever that was dipping their toes into brother-sister incest had as much going for their unfinished product and had no history of pointless baiting, asspulls, and cop-outs, I'd be comfortable putting my trust in them too. Problem is, there really aren't any.
>>502274914NTA. It's genuinely refreshing. Nemlei doesn't dance around her preferences, she's not coy with any of her shit. She's not trying to pander either, she's doing /what she wants/. It's unironically art, she's not just making some product, and I love it.>Verification not required.
>>502272440Something like that. The author also apparently underwent a divorce recently so that might have affected the story direction too.
I did a double-take when this showed up in my YouTube recommendations
>>502274914>>502275195It's what happens when you make stuff literally for the love of the game. Remember that she did it for free. She really had no audience to lose, no shareholders to appease, no gods, no masters
>>502275216Damn. I can see why that would sour his opinion on happy endings.
>>502275232Kek.
>>502275536Truly, there is no love purer than that between siblings
>>502280026
>>502280267So cute. If there's any mod I would want, it would be one where the plot is about Andrew and Leyley surviving quarantine and where they go from there.
>>502280267I want to fucking kill myself why cant this be me ill never be happy
>>502281520ywnbh
>>502282112idk what that means anon
>>502280026>>502280267The problem with having a little sister is that the version of her in your head never really grows up past this point. She'll insist that she's not a little kid anymore, but somehow in your mind you only ever see the delicate baby girl who burned her hand pulling food out of the oven bare handed. You see the girl who clung onto her blankie until high school. You see the girl who believed you when you made up outlandish stories to mess with her. At least, I do
>>502282787You will never be him? Happy? Hungarian? Neither will I... suffering.
>>502283709We have been losing so hard Coffinsisters
>>502284273Literally never a chance. I'm insulted hagfags even had the gall to try their luck with Renee.
Loving Julia
Killing Julia
>>502284273Predictably, shit taste prevails
>>502284718I can respect Renee losing to helltaker Beelzebub in the first round. But how the hell did Ashley lose to that green literal who in round one?(Also Tifafags can go fuck themselves)
>>502289204Kanna is a time honoured tradition of coomposting on /v/
>>502272440>>502272380>>502270923>>502270554>>502269851>>502269204>whole series is about how the idol industry is cancer>aqua's mission is to rescue ruby from this>nvm lol, actually aqua goes and kills himself so that it looks like he killed his father in self-defence...that way ruby's idol career doesn't end from being the sister of a murderer (being the daughter of a murderer is just fine, though)>naturally, none of the characters are happy with aqua's decisionDid this dipshit really think Ruby would be happier dancing on stage to strangers than, I dunno, having her fucking brother alive and well?
>>502282935This exactly how I imagine Ashley would see Andrew if siblings ages were reversed. In her mind Andy never grew up, he’s still the scared little boy who has nightmares and need to sleep with his older sister.
>>502290845
>>502284273Hopefully Hex and Tifa winI haven't even played their games I just like their appearance and personality which is more than can be said about most haggots
Are there any ep3 fan mods?
>Ask imouto for a scalp massage>Shit puts me asleep immediately>She put a blanket over me while I was sleeping>Tells me it's cute how easily I fall asleep from head scratchesSometimes one must also accept the pampering.>>502295121Why in God's green Earth would you want such a thing?
>>502295651When are you going to have unprotected sex with her
>>502295931The nanosecond I get the slightest hint she'd be into the idea, at which point I plan on moving to a state where it's not a criminal act and plant roughly four babies into her.
>>502243328Nothing wrong with those hussy answers, if a man wouldn't die for his woman he's beyond useless. Putting your life on the line for your family is the bare minimum to being a man.
>>502295121No. It's taken well over a year to make the real thing, so imagine the workload if you're just a modder.
>>502296152>Putting your life on the line for your family is the bare minimum to being a manGuess I'm a woman. No fucking way would I die for anyone else except MAYBE my brother
>>502297024>Guess I'm a womanThat's okay, most men these days don't qualify either so you're not alone. There's a reason over 60% of men are single.>except MAYBE my brotherHomoanon?
>>502297446>over 60% of men are single.This is literally not true
>>502297446>Homoanon?Homoanon would die for his brother. I doubt it.
>>502297446>Homoanon?Dude, how the fuck do you keep identifying me? I don't even post the same images or signatures or anything>>502297946I mean, I probably would die for him if I really had to. But I also don't want to die
>>502299156we know all. we see all. you cannot hide
I just finished playing through Coffin, Better Half, and Noel.How the hell is Nemlei able to capture these archetypes so well?I swear I've met all of the main characters at least once irl.
>>502300568>How the hell is Nemlei able to capture these archetypes so well?She has experience as a brocon, a hikkiNEET, and a necrophile
>>502299156Not him but you are the only one who ever talks about having a brother. I know drunkanon and the guy with the girlfriend the same way.
>>502296152A man should give his life for his woman, but to just throw your man's life away without a desire to protect it with your own, even if he won't let you? Disgraceful. Parents are supposed to die for their kids, but how many sons out there would say they wouldn't give their lives for their parents?
>>502300862Well maybe others should be better siblings and talk about how great their brothers are. I can't be the only one whose brother is their best and only friend
Stick.
>>502303837Stickley
If you're gonna try and walk on water, make sure you wear your comfortable shoes
>>502304381Deep
>>502235949The cutest
>>502304381It's gonna be jarring to actually play Episode 3 after seeing so much stuff like this. Not even just because it's Decay. I feel like people forget they spend as much time or more fighting as being friendly.
>>502270923100 Girlfriends has forever mogged the entire genre IMO.
>>502272440>On second thought, didn't the manga start off as a critique of the idol industryNo. That's just redditor 'media literacy' nonsense. Ai is literally treated like a goddess idol who even mindbroke her murderer through her idol-ness and the dad is Satan for leading to her death.
>>502306761
>>502280026>>502280267Nice feet
>>502306878What?
>>502307050It's what you get for having such horrid brainrot.
>Greetings moon and star, have have you been, Nerevar, my friend. I would like you to meet someone, my adopted son, Andy. He's such a good boy, let me tell you.>Him and his sister have made a deal with one of my lesser demons and now, I am in possession of both their souls.>Fret not, Andy, my son. No harm will come to thee. Oh Nerevar, would you like to join us, my old friend? I have been travelling worlds and found a place called 'Ice cream shop' where they sell ice cold, delicious treats. Simply magnificent Nerevar.>Hmm, what Andy? Oh yes, your sister and mother can come as well. Come Moon and Star, we shall get my son ice cream, be it through fire and war.
>>502306853>Ai is literally treated like a goddess idol who even mindbroke her murderer through her idol-ness and the dad is Satan for leading to her death.Yeah that sounds like the idol industry creates cults
>>502307809I can't tell if you're the pedospammer or not
>>502308195Best way to find out is not replying, retard
>>502308195>sister and motherit is
>>502309053>Andrew as butler and cook>Ashley as housekeeperI'd probably regret it but I'd hire them.
>>502309878you will be killed and eaten, and then they'll have sex on your bed
>>502311952i wish i was the bed
>>502311952Not if they want to keep getting paid under the table and avoid getting glowed on
I just finished this game and I can't stop thinking about it, I have got the brainworm now...When is next chapter again bros and sisters...?
There is light at the end of the tunnel
>>502313704Nemlei needs to come down on modders like the wrath of (finnish) god.
>>502313704The light at the end of the tunnel is beaming from my colonoscopy camera. It is over, it has always been over, and over it shall forever be. Nothing short of an immediate Episode 3 release will quell these overwhelming feels of overhood.
>>502313580Uhh, any day now champ, don't you worry...
>>502313820What does Noelle think of Dagoth Ur?
>>502314191Not hardline enough on his anti-human policies.
>>502313704The sniffing of Ashley's feet
>>502282935Just because I fell in love with her for who my little sister was doesn’t mean I don’t see her for who she is now and love her just as much if not more. I would be out of bed and not have her back pressed against mine right now otherwise
>>502308195No, it’s Lord Dagoth Ur
>>502317062Damn, anon gives grooming lessons.
>>502317219Me, on my phone enjoying the warmth of her back pressed against mine and not wanting to wake her up: *stomach growls loudly*Her, groggy, clearly awakened by that: “go get some food stupid.”I love her so much :,)
>>502314351You do you, beautiful. I'll just continue enjoying the snow.
Why do snow sprites even make snow? Who pays for it? What is the character of the Snow Sprite economy? How does Noelle know what a potato salad is?
>>502321062Economy? Uhh why don't they just ask their dad for money??
>>502321180not all of us are trust fund babies with oversized egos..
Who do the coffin characters main in Smash Melee?
>>502317550My sister would be like "why are you so gay? go eat already".
>>502323809Ashley = YoshiAndrew = MarthRenee = ZeldaJulia = Young LinkFather = Mario??? = Mr. Game & WatchCultist = Ganondorf302 Lady = Kirby
>>502323809Ashley: PichuAndrew: A dark edgelord character like Mewtwo or Ganondorf
>>502325483oh also the guard would be Captain Falcon
>>502323809Ashley is a white woman, so she would main Fox on account of being a dog. Andrew would main Ness because Earthbound is some slowburn postmodern kafkaesque masterpiece that encapsulates the current ethos.
>>502328139>Fox>Dognigga what
>>502329871Yes they are canidae
>>502321180
>>502330079i guess as long as they have a big red bone and a knot thats good enough for white women
>>502325483Implying ashley wouldn’t main the ice climber twins for obvious reasons
Why does it take a game about the most morbid shit to finally get fun writing? Does every other writer just hate their audience?
>>502331293Most entertainment isn't made by indie creators, if you need corpo money to make your game, TV show, music...etc you have to give up creative control and bend over backwards to make them happy.
>>502331605Even indie games are all spiteful garbage that have marvel humor at best and try too hard to depress you at worst
Did "Decay" always refer to the "moral decay of Andrew Graves", or was this a post Episode 2 revision? It was never made explicit, but the obvious assumption with the way Episode 2 wrapped up if you went down that route was that it referred to the decay of their relationship. If anything Andrew in Burial seemed to be the more morally decayed one with the way he just accepts butchering his parents.It would be nice if, after the game is finished and all episodes released, Nemlei gives us insight into how the development progressed and changed as time passed. To hear about the ideas that were intended at first but eventually discarded, and those that were only later shoehorned in.
>>502334724Seemed to me that their friendship as we understand it is decaying and leaving behind charred remains. Andrew becoming a nympho solely dedicated to constantly fucking his sister because he no longer cares about anything was always a possible outcome.
>>502338673disgusting
>>502335309>Andrew becoming a nympho solely dedicated to constantly fucking his sisterOh no... what a terrible ending. What a shame we didn't get Burial first. I'm going to completely hate playing a chapter where Andrew is a massive sex pervert for his little sister.
>>502339470Pocket sized floozy, for all your on the go floozy needs!
Forced to spend time with my normie sister tomorrow, I'll have to stay sober so I don't reveal my power level.
>>502340437You know what you must do, anon.Be nice to her and spend time together if you get along well enough. It is the way.
>>502340242what does she do for me?
>>502341161You can hold her, kiss her, show her interesting things and watch her go "Wow!", she can even be set on a timer to call you when you want to escape your sister! Really, there's nothing the Mini-Julie can't do!
>>502342080So completely useless.
>>502341061I'll try not to make fun of her political meltdowns.
>>502338673Delectable
>>502344468I'm sorry your sister had to be American anon
>>502344468Fuck, I'm sorry. Good luck with that. Obsession with politics is a cancer to yourself and everyone around you.
>>502344468>her political meltdownsgrim, political obsession is the hardest to break
>>502344468fuck your sister into becoming apolitical
>>502344468My sister is completely tuned out of politics and man is it a huge blessing. Hope yours gets better eventually.
>>502342080But will she get the approval of my parents?
>>502348320Depends on whether your parents are racist against 50 pixel tall people, or PIXIES as I like to call 'em, dirty bastards
>>502348484they dont want teeny tiny grandchildren
>>502346070NTA but I have a 35 year old cousin who wants to have a kid yet refuses to compromise in any of her beliefs when it comes to finding a man. Baffling stuff>>502348175Mine too, mostly. Sometimes she'll rant about total troon death unprompted, but she didn't really care much about the election either way.
>>502348320The Tiny Hussy is programmable to be whatever you want her to be. Just adjust her settings to those your parents would like most!
>>502348967>yet refuses to compromiseShe doesn't have to, depending on your country she could just get pregnant and then get welfare. Some countries even pay women to make babies.
>>502348967>35 year old cousin who wants to have a kidat least she wants a kidmost millennials abort on sight
>>502348879Cowards! Do they know how much they'll save on Christmas presents?
>>502348967>35 year oldToo old. Tell her to not to do it, she'll birth some mentally ill mess like me.
>>502349217Anon, what? My cousin doesn't want a baby for money, she already has a job. She wants a baby because it's an allegedly life-changing and deeply fulfilling experience
>>502348967>Sometimes she'll rant about total troon death unpromptedBased based based
>>502349635>deeply fulfilling experiencelol how happy are your parents to have you?
>>502349635She's right, if your kids turn out well. Some people have kids who don't end up on Finnish delphic discussion boards and become doctors and shit. The difficulty is that you can't fully predict or prevent someone from turning out one way or the other.
>>502349676>Based based basedYeah, I was kinda surprised to hear that from her. Especially because she spends all day on Tiktok. Sometimes she does kinda drone on about it though. Like the other day, we were having lunch together and she gave me her little manifesto for the 100th time. I've just heard it before, you know?>>502349876Hey man, I did say "allegedly"
>>502351857Hey, handsome. Are you free tonight?
>>502348967>Sometimes she'll rant about total troon death unprompted.Based. Mine's not truly apolitical, but she holds heterodox views (moderately feminist but also really racist) that don't endear her to either side, so she doesn't concern herself with political happenings. You really learn to appreciate living in a family where politics aren't a serious business when you observe just how many people destroy their relationships over it because their brains got fried, like that woman that ended up in the news a few days ago for killing her father with an ice axe.
>>502348967your cousin wants you to give her a kid
>>502352471>but she holds heterodox views (moderately feminist but also really racist) that don't endear her to either sideDamn, do we have the same sister? My sister is broadly pro-women, obviously, but when Kamala lost she barely cared. And she really has it out for trannies and black people, it's honestly really funny. She's not racist in an aggressive or overtly hateful way, but she does say things like "if a white, hispanic, or asian person is rude to me, I'm rude back. But not to black people because they might freak out and start beating me up if I'm rude to them". It's hilarious
>>502352886I think such attitudes are just more common than we think, but since politics are a matter of coalitions and not giving every person a party that fully represents them, the women who have them are forced to either hold their noses for one side or the other, or just give up altogether. It's worth remembering that in every election, eligible voters who don't vote outnumber the voters of either party. That's a lot of people who are completely unrepresented in political discourse.
Pouring micro-floozies into the water supply so they can work their way into the bloodstreams of every brother in the world
>>502355456Tell me about Noelle. Why was she there when Andy decided to trap Nina and did nothing to intervene? Did Yule give her a taste for child flesh?
>>502357941Imagine the catfights
>>502352020>Completely ignored...Even Thiu is out of my league! It's OVER!
>>502359698people like him are only ever interested in themselves.
>>502360763You know what, you're right. I should raise my standards. Do you know if any cannibals or toys are single?
>>502357941I can't get over Ashley's Chris-chan outfit
>>502357941Teenshley's messy hair, autistic clothing, and moodiness make her extra cute
>>502365089It's so fucking good. I genuinely think the resemblance is intentional. On Ashley, it's adorable.
>>502366098Those sleeves don't look sensory-friendly to me
>>502358116How will the micro floozies get past my immune system?
>>502367120They're insidious. They disguise themselves as sister cells to get past the blood-brain barrier.
>>502357941Huffing Julia's dirty sweat-soaked hoodie...
>>502357941Chris Chan vs Jeff the Killer
Andrew putting on black eyeliner and blasting three day grace songs at full volume
>>502368357Ashley relentlessly mocking Andrew
>>502368357He's so lame
>>502368731floozies love a moody, all black wearing man
>>502368731Andrew gets aaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the hussy girls. Every. Single. One.
Back in my day, this would be considered a fast thread
>>502368357Imagine how much pussy Andrew would have swarming him if he went to some emo rock concert in the 2000s.
>>502373397he would've just blended in with everyone else. There were andrews by the dozen back then.
>>502373397None because Andrew doesn't care for hussies
>>502373397>if*when. Andrew always frequented semi-underground rock events while he was in college and he drowned in pussy every time. Every day he came home smelling of another woman
>>502372587Back in my day, we "posted" about delphic love on 4chan by mailing handwritten scrolls back and forth. You should have seen the look on the postmaster's face when I placed into his saddlebag a humorous ink drawing of a man's face and asked him to personally tell the recipient, "Thusly, I present my 'You.' You successfully ushered me to reply."
>>502373495>There were andrews by the dozen back then.Hot.
>>502373675>Normally would just be like everyone else>Ashley goes with him because she would rather die then spend a night alone without him>Inexplicably makes him 4x as attractive just by being attached to his arm all night>Has to be really openly affectionate and stare daggers at hussies throughout the concert
>>502374029>Ashley forcing Andrew into a french kiss whenever a woman tries to talk to him
>>502374029>>502374849Erm, actually, this would be the peak Copedrew times so he would neglect Ashley because that's normal
>>502374947his terrible no good little sister just keeps on shoving his tongue into her mouth!He can't do anything about it, it's not his fault!
>>502374029Based Ashley protecting her brother from loneliness and concert floozy STDs.Experiencing this for the first time was a fucking trip. I have never been hit on by a woman when I wasn't already with another woman.
>>502375084Erm erm actually... Copedrew would leave Ashley at home and get mad at her for showing up
>>502375296He'll be so mad when he'll have to grope her ass during the entire concert so she won't run off and accidentally do heroin or something!
>>502375296It's not her fault Andrew doesn't appreciate what she does for him. Who knows where he would be without her? But does he care? He won't even say he loves her.
>>502375587Well, that's as maybe. I'm just reminding the thread that pre-Ch1 Andrew was a dirty hussy-loving, floozy-finagling, outcestuous man
>>502375084shes terrible at it so he has to teach her how to kiss deep into the nightwhat a good brother!
>>502376214Hussies(singular)(Julia)
He has already spread his seed far and wide and there's no undoing that
>>502376880>A hussoid AND an elfLevel 20 Melty activated
>>502376489They had an open relationship. Though Julia wasn't told about that
>>502376978>the STD Sprite
>>502377327She's a Ho Sprite
Hag's feet
>>502375221>Andrew goes up to the bar while the next group gets ready>Well aren't you handsome :)>How did you enjoy the set?>I->Ashley cuts in front of Andrew, and slams her elbow on the bar while leaning towards the bartender>We would like two vodka sours>Interaction immediately gets awkward>Ashley pays for Andrew and makes sure not to tip
>>502377876>If the bartender wants a tip she can take mine
>>502378408>"I will get us both permanently banned if you don't shut the fuck up."
>>502379773>THIS ONE GOES OUT TO THE EMO CHICK WITH THE HUGE CANS
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>>502380285>What's he talking about Andy? I'm not emo and I didn't bring any cans? They serve the drinks here, why would I?
>>502382520Not pictured>Andrew throwing his glass like a baseball at the band member who said that
>>502382476You made the link annoying to click by putting words on the same line... I hate you
>>502383223
>>502377419SSNIIIIIIIIIFFF
>>502368357Andrew putting on black eyeliner as I blast 3 loads inside his rectum
>>502383739Based and trueI missed you kek
>>502385103smart smart girl
>>502385103hrh
>>502385103When the LEGO says "4-99 years" but you eat the whole thing in one afternoon
Post the Ashley thinking bust, I need it to make a joke
>>502385758>he doesn't have the game rips
>>502385853I'm at work right now
Andrew petting me
>>502385758There's also this one
>>502386069Look at how much effort it takes for Ashley just to think! You can hear her tiny brain working harder than normal
>>502386197Ashley's head gets gets hotter the harder she thinksshe need some ice packs after solving a highschool level math question
>>502386565Ashley is a mathematical genius: https://youtube.com/shorts/SazeXDb6ZG4
>>502385979Boss makes a dollarI make a dimeThat's why I make incest game jokesOn company time
>>502388239Ashley is the smartest individual in the coffin universe, she would've solved all millennium problems and made millions if she used her massive brain to think about math instead of Andrew for 5 minutes
>>502384404The graves women have dick stiffeningly stinky pheromones. One I have would give a man a raging boner for 3 hours>SpoilerMe too, I've been busy at work and with friends, sorry.
>>502388941What is more important? Theoretical questions for obsessive literal-who nerds or the most important person in the entire world? Exactly.
>>502389315KEK good observation. Her stinky smells can be both in her feet or armpits.That's fine. I was also very busy this week. I hope you had fun with your friends :)- What did you guys do?
>>502390451Ashley filled the entire apartment with her girlsmell, surprised Andrew didn't mating press her while huffing her feetNowhere just playing together. Sorry but Im about to fall asleep. I'll see if I'm free tomorrow but no promises
>>502391409>surprised Andrew didn't mating press her while huffing her feet>Nowhere just playing together.He is well trained. He got bullied by Renee so badly he can no longer thing of doing that anymore kekSure! You must be tired. Have a goodnight and I hope to see you tomorrow.
How long would they last as helldivers?
>>502392445Literally Nem and Kit9
Andrew gets +4 points in charisma whenever he interacts with a woman, he can't stop himself from attracting hussies.
>>50239277415
>>502393376Like years?
>>5023935971413121110
>>502393641GET DOWNTHIS THREAD'S GONNA BLOW
>>502393923Fucking kek my sides
>>502393923987654321...
>>502394123THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD FROM YOUR SIDES GOING INTO ORBITWE NEED A MEDIC STAT
>>502394762LMAOOOOOO DUDE I-
>>502394863By God... he died in the middle of his final words...
>>502395070KEKEKEKEKRIPBOZO
>>502395070Kino interactions. I kneel anon.
I want to know Julia's surname
>>502397052Cuntington.
>>502397052Sluttingworth
Andrew killing me
>>502397052Hussey is an actual surname
>>502397052Mungus
>>502397052Meeker.
>>502397052Lemmings
>>502397052Pistolcunt
>>502397052Shekelblatt
>>502397052Bergsteinowitzmann
>>502397052Your last name (Nonymous)
>>502397052>insert jewish surname
>>502397052Shapiro
How do I get an Ashley gf (not incestuous)?
>>502397052Goldberg
>>502401213A virgin sociopathic girlfriend? You would have to meet them while young. These are the type of women that marry the first man they date. Or kill him to make sure no other girl can have him. Basically, a girl that has been obsessed with you since kindergarten. If see is not already very clearly in your life, then she will never be in your life.
STOP being mean to Julia! She doesn't deserve it
>>502401581You are correct, even as a Jewish woman, she does not deserve it.
>Ashley is barren>She forces Andrew to impregnate Julia so she can raise the kid
>>502401581shes in the way of my ship so she has to die>>502401889this will be one of the bad noncanon endings that makes everyone mad
>>502401213>not incestuousWhy even bother? That's not an Ashley gf
>>502401889Ashley wouldn't do this. She'd rather "adopt" a kid.
Do you think Nemlei will draw Ashley's soles? She's better at drawing feet than hands.
>>502403620she already did, remember?
>>502405073She didn't, she only gave us a side profile
>>502407007Sisters... cute...
>>502408234Nuh-uh
I'm just playing games, I know that's hussy loooooooooooove
>>502408767My sister keeps a stuffed harp seal I brought her from japan on her bed and hugs it when she sleeps.
>>502411864That is so cute you need to knock her up
>>502413570It's a long-term goal.
You know Ashley is literally a witch, I'm surprised she's not some feminist egirl icon
>>502416742That was the same group of people that were part of the original melty that got Nemlei to go into hiding for a while."Incest bad" is higher priority than anything else.
>>502416742Ashley is literally a bitch
>>502416742She's not an e-girl icon because she's not popular enough for i-ladies to notice that she receives unduly large amounts of male attention. Trend-chasing necessarily precludes the niche.
Are we even 10 ips?
>>502420678Every post in this thread is me.
>>502420985Except that one, hussies are trash.
>>502420985ah! aaahh AAAAHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHA HHHHH
Poor Julia, always under attack for no reason. She's cute, CUTE!
>>502421631She's UGLY
>>502421631and shit
>>502416742She isn't a feminist icon because she's a raging misogynist
>>502423982She just doesn't want random street floozies hitting on her brother and getting him into trouble. Unless that's enough to make you a misogynist in and of itself...
>>502397052Julia Goldsberg
>>502426031More like every single woman to her is a useless floozie who wants to fuck her brother, and she seems to believe the only purpose of women is to get fucked, cook, and clean.
>>502426926>she seems to believeI don't think she seems to believe any of that, she's just cynical and knows that fucking men is the most effective tool all woman have to survive hence why fucking the Cultist neighbor was her first instinct.
>>502427392>fucking the Cultist neighbor was her first instinctDude, she was making a joke to provoke Andrew's jealousy.
>>502428550I don't know. Considering the outfit, and the BPD, it WOULD make sense if Ashley slept around.
>>502430253Ashley is a hopeless romantic saving her virginity for her one true love (oniichan)
https://x.com/Dakooo_sito/status/1857510754968125643
>>502430253you need to stop
>>502431183I genuinely don't get analfags. What's the point of sex without impregnation?
>>502431443Because Ashley's butt is cute
>>502431443Fuck her hard enough and she'll poop on your dick.
Are you guys excited to play Decay in 2026?
>>502435227
>>502436962I actually jumped.
>>502437564At your screen? I'd do the same for Renee feets
>>502401845Most of the characters are probably jews
How did she become the choice of secondaries?
>>502441992Her dead eye stare is incredibly hot and liking older women is in right now. Also her being evil doesn't matter. People have simped for fictional women who have done far worse than Renee.
GET PET GET PET GET PET GET PET GET PET GET PET GET PET GET PET GET PET GET PET GET PET GET PET GET PET GET PET
>>502445673Hag hair is probably so soft too
>>502447917Imagine being her little boy and nuzzling close to her face and just having the feeling of floof on your face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVMdW5RgBjomy fav song from the game. it's chilling and strangely nostalgic at the same time
>>502448132Touch fluffy hair
>>502448153>strangely nostalgicI think melancholic is the right word, songs like these are always haunting to me.
>>502448674I get that reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nyHPIcbn88
>>502441992they like the stench of old pussy
This feels like a game that could've come out when George Bush was prez. It 100% feels like a game that could've never existed in the Obama years
>>502452250Well it's intended to take place in the late 90s/early 00s
>>502448153https://youtu.be/qjUi4kc-Lpc?si=TiLmzoaV16ougItaPicture book is my favorite. Definitely sets a good tone for burial / decay. A slow, methodical, melancholic descent of the (last of the) graves
>>502452250What do you mean? It exists right now so it clearly could've existed in the Obama era as well. Or you mean technologically? We see in episode 1 the phone Andrew answered, it was an old rotary dial phone.
>>502456036>so it clearly could've existed in the Obama eraNo, it never could've been made then because Coffin has too much soul
>>502456290It was made in the Biden era though and that man's a corpse.
>>502456397At some point though we as a society started to grasp that we lost sovl and have been trying to find it again
>>502452250I don’t know. The 2012-2016 era was pretty edgy. I can see the game being released somewhere at the tail end of it
>>502457269Coffin isn't edgy
>>502457632You're right. Coffin is deep and brooding. It's for the broken poet's soul...
>>502457632They’d fit right in with the animemes of the era. Yosuga no sora memes about incest. Cropped hentai. FBI open up.good times. Compared to the antis of today, anyway.
>>502457269>2012-2016 era was pretty edgy??? The edgiest thing was GoT as far as mainstream entertainment goes, however Japan passed a moralfag law that resulted in the death of true wincest anime like Yosuga no Sora, most Western movies were aiming for that PG13 rating so they have the widest appeal possible, you even had these wannabe thug rappers afraid of saying faggot and retard all of a sudden. I think 2010-2020 was ass.
>>502458507>Yosuga no sora memes about incestThat's Bushkino not Obamaslop
>>502458612What was the law?
>>502458617The anime adaptation aired during the Obama presidency
>>502458612I still remember the sjw / feminist wrecked vids of the 2016 days. It wasn’t that clean.
>>502449762Imagine instead of a helpful fox its an alcoholic hag helping you do chores
>>502388810>Boss makes a dollar>I make a dime>That's why I make incest game jokes>On company time
>>502458612>I think 2010-2020 was ass.Lockdown made us so nihilistic that we stopped pretending to care about social norms (reminds me of the hit game known as The Coffin of Andy and Leyley). We've been seeing certain improvements in attitudes, but it's not because of optimism for change, rather, it's no longer giving a fuck about humanity and consequently what other people think about your beliefs. It's grim, arguably grimmer than pre-2020, but I think it eventually leads to results.>>502458840I read that as the Obama pregnancy.
>>502458826I'm an ancient man of 30 so I don't remember clearly, it was a moralfag law that indirectly forced writers to make all incest adopted fakecest. These days you won't find real incestuous relationships outside of VNs or light novels.
>>502459441I remember the national day of mourning when he miscarried his boygnancy...
>>502459462>>502458826>>502458612The Tokyo Law necessitates that glorification of incest be limited to 18+ media. It's not really the killing blow to incest that some say it is.
>>502459350Hey, that anon got his Ashley sprite and we never posted his joke. WTF? Where's my joke, court jester?!
>>502459282Neeeeeed
>>502459678Thank you. That's not as devastating as it sounded.
>>502459526Reminder that /calg/ coined the term "imboygnate". It's true.
>>502460290I remembered this fun fact when I made that post. It's fucking awesome. This is our legacy.
>>502459678So it basically takes it off TV entirely? Damn.
>>502303121>Giving one's live for a parentSeems futile, biologically our offspring should persist I'd not want my child to die for me. Though with that said I think I would still risk myself for my mother despite what I believe is 'correct'.
Guten Morgen
>>502460630I want to have feet
>>502460747They should have come free with your birth, unless you got short-changed by the genetic cashier
>>502460290I don't think there's many instances of that word outside of 4chan. I searched far and wide and found no instances of the word being used outside of 4chan. This one might be lost to history.
>>502461021And all the 4chan instances are here in /calg/, right?
>>502461161I think so. There may be some exception like it appearing in /j/ but obviously I can't know that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hG-2tQtdlE
>>502463138Such cute kids
>>502464036I want more flashback scenes of them bonding and having little happy childhood moments.
>>502464790These parents, they're awful people!I need to make an edit of Trump saying that
It's truly unbelievable
>>502467126habeeb it
>>502467126It's rather conceivable
>>502467126
>>502463138Cute ñittle Andy
>>502464036Do you have the chinese version?Please someone post it
>>502470012>"Ohayooo!!! Yes you, silly! I'm Ashley of the Graves clan. Have you seen my brother? Spiky black hair, thin, pale like a ghost-">Naruto: *flashbacks*
>>502470012
>>502471090Will we ever get a DLC where we get to play as the parents and we can finally know how they were together before being murdered?
>>502471090The Graves siblings and their 3 metre tall father
>>502471124Kek
>>502471124>>Naruto: *flashbacks*No one can convince me that Naruto wouldn't have been a love story if Sasuke was an emo girl.
>>502471238Well there are the Renee POV bits in the devlogs so maybe
>>502471238That'll be game two silly. Asuming Nems doesn't get burned out.
>>502471124My entire clan is dead. I must take my revenge on the perpetrators.
>>502472037>if Sasuke was an emo girlNaruto is already a love story between Naruto and Sasuke
>>502473105I also wanted to see it as a yaoi story but the ending ruined my immersion.
>>502470808I know exactly the one and I can't fucking find it either
>>502472836>Asuming Nems doesn't get burned outMy negro we are currently in the middle of Nemlei's burnout. I don't blame her, but that's the reality
>>502473674Kit9 could help her motivation tremendously if he'd eat her out once a day. Useless bastard.
>>502473674meant more in "I don't want to make visual novels anymore/go back to other random ideas and be done with coffin" she's def burned out with how large the story has gotten.
>>502473831Nemlei I can eat you out any number of times in a day please message me
https://files.catbox.moe/rjxaej.jpghttps://x.com/NotSorapoi/status/1857863432139321806Stupid wet sister
>>502474993The rendering is fucking insane, but not even an artist this talented can make assholes appealing
>>502475245Personally I find Ashley's asshole extremely appealing
>>502475245You are saying that because that's not Andrew's asshole.
>>502476242I don't want to see his sphincter either! I like assholes LIKE Andrew and Ashley, not their actual assholes
>>502476415KEK you are confusing me so much but I also understand your point somehow
>>502476415So you are a bottom
>>502476415Based.
>>502476415What part of Andrew and Ashley do you like then??
>>502474993>catbox link and twitter linkYou, anon, are the only sane person ITT. Thank youAlso, Sorapoi is so good
>>502476808
>>502476415assholes are gross yes, though sometimes they can look nice.
>>502474993I don't find this hot in the slightest, the charm of Nem's art doesn't translate well to porn.
>>502477154Based
>>502477154kokoro...
>>502476415>Liking assholes>Not liking an asshole's assholeMake it make sense
>>502477154Eat yours out
>>502478253I am a creature of contradiction
Picture of Noelle's asshole (NSFW)
>>502478874HEYTHIS IS A WORKSAFE BOARD
h8ed Yule... he's nowhere near charismatic enough to justify that level of assholeness, nor is his magic strong enough to make me believe that he wouldn't get punched in the face by acting the way he does. grrr that prick
>>502478874A bit hairy but it's cute
>>502471238I honestly can't imagine Nem's depicting the parents relationship in a positive light like she does with Andrew and Ashley. I'm 90% sure the entirety of the Renee pov section well be dedicated to showing how awful she was to everyone with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
>>502479369Aww, but he never actually hurts Noelle, he's just taunting her because it's fun. Yule is a nice guy, he would never.
>>502479369I feel the same. Nemlei wrote him like a real asshole, not the romanticized version of an asshole. The same can be said for Ivy. I felt bad for Noelle the entire game.
>>502479369His magic was much stronger before he got yeeted.>>502480763True. Yule is literally the best husband anyone could possibly ask for, and never did anything wrong in his entire life before or after becoming a Snow Sprite.
>>502479369You'd need to be female/gay to understand.
>>502481291Stop sucking your own cock, Yule, that's Thiu's thing.
>>502481851Fine. No need to bring Thiu into it.
H-hey guys, d-did someone say my name?
>>502482092Good boy. I see the domestication is working.
>>502482238I will mating press you
>>502482238I will give you a big hug and then mating press you
>>502482238I'll cook you breakfast, give you a big hug, and then mating press you.
>>502482469>>502482657>>502482774>they don't know how bad his hygiene is
>>502483057Oh I KNOW
>>502482238>>502482469>>502482657>>502482774This is why nobody wants to hang out with you.
>>502474993Sisterbuttholes are truly incredible
>>502483057I'll grab the garden hose before we begin
>>502486390Thread 300, and with it, the next aggie, is quickly approaching.
Do you think we'll get a release date by the end of the year? Something to aim for and hope for?
>>502488750Y-yeah, I'm sure it's coming out soon, anon...
>>502488750I reckon Christmas will be an interesting time
>>502488750God is dead, and we have killed him
>>502489592It's the only thing I think I care about barring my sister, so I guess waiting is fine>>502489942Always is, but fingers crossed it'll be good this time>>502490457Thanks Neetch
>>502490457Why is she so smug? Her life and future with Andrew is on pause until we get the game. You better get on your knees and beg for Ch. 3, Ashley!
>>502491893It's Decay next so it taking a long time to come out benefits her.
>>502492951That also means she has to wait longer for Burial. If it were me, I'd want my shittier rebirths done and over with so I can get to the true ending.
>>502493429The fate of destruction is also the joy of rebirth.
>sister is almost as tall as meDo I kill myself now? She's 15, is she done growing?
>>502494571Manlet
>>502494571I'm 6'4 and my sister is eyeball height, embrace big little sister
>>502494571Have you considered fucking her?
>>502495167>15tips.fbi.gov
>>502495361I forgot not all siblings are within 2 years of each other
>>502495515I suppose that's possible, but then he'd be an underageb&
>>502494571Big little sisters are cute, too
>>502495167I like the way the text curves with her leg. Nothing gets me going like high quality typography.
>>502494571How old are you?
>>502495917Oops, it's with the car's bumper, but my point still stands.
>>502494571That's rough buddy. My tall friend's little sister is even taller and is assumed to be the older one all the time. You're going to look young again when you're together, so appreciate your second chance at youth, sonny!
DEKAI IMOUTOCHISAI IMOUTO
>>502500156god he's so fucking hot
>>502500156Kek, phenomenal. The sweet thing is that Qshley will get just as wet thinking about Andrew when he's this age, or even 80, as she does now.
>>502500156Canonically this is probably what he would look like in 2024
>>502500156>twink deathYou guys really love using that word even where it doesn't belong. Andrew and Thiu aren't twinks
>>502474993I want to wiggle my tongue inside her butthole
>>502474993>monochrome cartoon face and body>hyper detailed asscheeks, vagina, and asshole
>>502500156
>>502500156Holy shit, that actually looks really good. Maybe I should start wearing more layers.
>>502507739Remember, anon. Andrew is a pretty guy, he looks good in anything. You will look like you, just with more clothes on
>>502508809If I wear more clothes, less of myself is visible. This automatically makes me look better.
>Albums Andrew has listened to at least 17 times
>>502475245Hey faggot! The #1 most expressive thing for artists that they all draw differently is assholes. Two artists can draw a face and even hands the same way, but no two artists draw an asspussy quite alike. What Sorapoi has achieved here is nothing short of an excellent anus, it looks like an inviting pair of lips, its subtle lighting clues you in to the pressure points and fuckable shape, it is a delicious gel layer perfect for both an intimate rimming and exploring via a penis. The artist has made Ashley's pussy obsolete with how realized this tender hole is.
>>502502813Imagine how smelly and hairy Thiu is. Imagine his tiny frame covered in stinky body hair marinating under his unwashed hoodie.
>>502509607Where's the rest of the explanation, I need to be able to present this to my sister
>>502509607Board?
>>502474993Not hairy enough.
>>502509873There may yet be Ashleyhairs: https://x.com/XU53R/status/1857934818983477364https://files.catbox.moe/ogw0mw.jpg
>>502509697>>>/sci/16472673
>>502510030
>>502509697/sci/
>>502510030>nipple piercings
>>502509369
Found a cosplayer dedicated to larping as Ashley, she even got a time machine and dressed get younger self up as Leyley!
>>502512838https://www.instagram.com/ash_as_in_ashley/
>>502512838>>502513919>3d outcest thotsBitch, dumpster, bitch.
>>502513801Why does he look depressed? He should be fucking happy AND grateful!
>>502514726Look at the PoV, he's exasperated because he's stuck talking to somebody who isn't his sister and is currently not ramming his dannon cannon into his sister's baby box.
>>502514897Oh, phew. I guess I overreacted. >Dannon cannonKek, that's a new one to me
Gays get to have sex now but not siblings. It's so unfair
>>502515335I'm telling you bro, hussies are in every level of government and are keeping the delphic man down
SnowSpriteSex
SnowElfX
>>502511996God giveth and he taketh away
>>502518739God giveth Ashley nipple piercings and he taketh away my lunch (I threweth up in my mouth a little)
Who takes anal better? Andrew or Ashley
>>502523021Mr. Graves
>>502523021Senior Graves
>>502524126Boooooooooooooooooooooo
>>502524126Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>502524346>seleccionar archivoWe have a Mexican among us...
>>502523021Monsieur Graves
>>502523021Herr Graves
>>502523021Mиcтep Гpaвec
>>502523021Herra Hautanen
>>502523021Guravu-san
>Andrew in the shower>Ashley goes through his phone>Secretly added one of her fingers to his fingerprint reader without him knowing>Finds he has Tinder downloaded>20+ matches>Starts messaging every single one of them>Slurs, death threats, slut shaming, harassment>Deletes the app content with herself>Andrew doesn't notice that he's not getting Tinder notifs for a few days>Eventually notices that it's not on his phone anymore>Assumes he deleted it on accident while freeing up space>Redownloads it>He's banned
Mr. Graves is not an active participant.
>>502529249>Mr. Graves watches other men get peggedGrim
>>502529249Actually, it's Mom who sits there and watches Dad drill other women (and sometimes men)
>snuggling with imouto like usual>she pinches my side out of nowhere>Ask her what the fuck that was for>"Just to remind you who the bitch is."Sisters are fucking cute.
>>502529249As if. Loving her husband is Renee's only redeeming feature. They invite the new neighbors to watch.
>>502529739Do you two ever sleep together?
>>502529249The chair is actually for ???, Mr. And Mrs.Graves secretly sacrificed several of their neighbors and their only request of ??? was to watch them have sex
>>502529739Your sister is becoming an architectress. Like any artist, she's measuring the canvas she has to work with.
>>502530081We took a nap together once but it ended up with her karate chopping me in her sleep despite her protests that I'd roll over her or something.
>>502529739Pinch her back to assert dominance
You know, I actually don't think I want Andrew or Ashley to have an unhappy end. I don't think I'll feel any better seeing them fall apart, by their own doing or others. I think I want them to be happy, in whatever form that takes
>>502529248Cute and made me chuckle, but man am I glad the game is set before smartphones. They kill immersion in any story, and if Andrew was on his phone swiping through Tinder during the quarantine, I would have reached my hands through the monitor and strangled him to death myself
>>502530439I've bitten her buttcheek like it was a chew toy, I am still the reigning champion of sexual harassment unless she decides to grab my balls.>>502530539There's a reason the best stories are set before the age of high technology, and that's because the age of information is fucking boring.
>>502530539>if Andrew was on his phone swiping through Tinder during the quarantine, I would have reached my hands through the monitor and strangled him to death myselfWhy?Because he's literally marked for death and still pulling?
>>502529248>Ashley looks through Andrew's gallery to delete any hussy pictures >She finds his dick pic collection
>>502530807Because he's ignoring his little sister who loves him for transactional hook-ups.
>>502530539Andrew doesn't get anything from railing random hussies anyway.
>>502531160That is true. He would be searching for another vulnerable Ashley look-a-like to cope-date for years, not just sex.
>>502530851>Once he whips it out for real she teases him to no end about his obvious angle trickery
>>502529249At this point I wouldn't be surprised if the cuck shit is revealed to be true in ch3. I don't think Nem's liked that some people took a liking to this woman.
>>502533095>I don't think Nem's liked that some people took a liking to this woman.I hate you newfaggots so much it's unreal
>>502533095>I don't think Nem's liked that some people took a liking to this woman.I love you oldfags so much it's real.
>>502535713NEED (minced and served in a delicious broth)
Incest incesty incense incest sex sibcest brother sister sex incestuous intercourse with each other i want big brother sex sex with bif brother old mad big boy man brother sex incest sex
>>502538159yeah
>>502538159Gross!
>>502538713
>>502538713I just love feet a lot
>>502540394Same
>>502538713>>502539220
legal incest in 2025 trust the plan
>>502538713What is Andrew holding?
>>502543313good
>>502494571>remember being almost a head shorter than my sister and her using me as a practice child>hit my growth spurt at like 13>a head taller than her all throughout our teens>now as adults she still has the habit of tapping on my scalp with her finger tips rhythmically which always makes me wanna sleep and she's a huge feeder trying to fatten me up and ruin my gainscan we trade sisters, manlet anon? I want a normal one
>>502543836your sister simply wants you to be reliant on her
>>502543836you need to have unprotected sex with your sister right now
>>502543932I think growing up she cultivated suburban-white-mother-of-three skills, except she's childless at 27 so I'm kinda treated like a son>>502544154nah, I wouldn't bother lifting if I was a sisterfucker
>>502544474aosdiadanhdinaduandaiosdnaiodunasiunasd if you do not fuck her I will fuck YOU. In the ASS.
>>502544653dude that's gay
How accurate is this?
>>502545963I don't think femboys in real life are cute brooding goths with large dicks
>>502546982>goth>large dick
>>502547056That's an accurate description of andrew
>>502547118neither is true
>>502547238Andrew isn't goth but with the way Julia acts I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss that other point.
>>502547428Andrew never slept with Julia, he's still pure.
>>502547473>t. never played the game
>>502547473>Andrew never slept with Julia, he's still pure.
>>502547238The existence of big dick drew is indisputable
>>502547428She's a desperate and emotionally clingy girl and he's her first "boyfriend" so she put up with a ton of his bullshit through naivety.>>502547679it's disputable considering it fit into inexperienced Ashley's mouth "just fine"
the joke is small penis because he said her mouth was too small for big words
>>502547118Andrew is canon tiny pp
>>502547824Fatshley can fit a whole rotisserie chicken into her mouth
>>502548298Fatshley vored Julia.
>>502548240Yeah, I don't know how people miss that. Everyone on youtube treats it as just exposition but Ashley gave a retort to Andrew's insult and he found the small dick joke funny.
>>502549616You know it's true love when a man isn't insecure about a woman calling his dick small.
>>502549616>>502549846>>502548240Are you retarded? Andrew said big words don't fit in her mouth, which she rebutted by pointing out that a large object had just fit in her mouth.
>>502550120Why would Ashley compliment his dick size after he insulted her instead of following his insult to turn it back onto him? Do you not understand through lines?
>>502550120>mouth too small for big words>same mouth big enough for your dick>therefore your dick is smallIt's not rocket science anon.
>>502550206>insultedyou are awful at flirting if Andrew's comment is enough to get you defensive>>502550291She's saying her mouth can't be very small after all if Andrew's dick fit inside
>>502550448>Andrew calling ashley stupid isn't an insult>you must be bad at flirting for interpreting it as that (???)You must be an esl. My condolences.
>they think Ashley wouldn't say some bratty stuff in the bedroomda fuck?
>>502550635You are an ESL if you don't know what defensiveness is
>>502550960>no uWell you don't understand how banter works so...
>>502551036I don't understand banter? Nigger, what about YOU overanalysing the scene?
>>502551106>understanding basic conversation is too advanced for esl
>>502551106>overanalysingESL-kun...
>>502555287Anon that's not ESL that's just British
>>502555904NTA but same thing
>>502554149>covering the cleavageWhy?
>>502559083liberulz
>>502559083I'm 80% sure this was made by AI
>>502554149Artist replicated Nemlei's art style very well, especially at the hands
>>502561004Cute and stinky hag
I've thought up the full story for an tragic incest drama involving a comically libertarian politician known for challenging every social taboo from reckless driving to vandalism
>>502561186NOT STINKY! MUSKY!
>>502562069>libertarianThe sister better be underage or you'll break my immersion.
>>502562123Stinky feet, musky armpits?
>>502550695She’s a bratty bottom 100%
>>502562069The Argentinian president?>>502562260Nah she will be a commie just to despite you.
>>502562260Libertarian is not the same as liberalOr I'm wrong
>>502563341No, they're actually worse. All the major guys in the libertarian party won't shut the fuck up about lowering the age of consent and drugs, as if fucking kids and smoking weed are the pinnacle of the human experience.
>>502563595What the actual fuck. Where are you from?
>>502563630A small country known as US, you probably never heard of it.
>>502563712The politics in the States are so wacky over there kek.As long as they don't win you will be fine.
>>502563823This is the kind of cringe our libertarians produce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BAOiGTizU4
>>502564001LMAO what I'm watching.It's funny how the same continent (America) has two kinds of libertarians: On the North, you have a shitshow filled with clowns. On the South, it seems they are doing things correctly that even the new US presidents mentions it.Kek my sides
>>502562790
>>502563595That's kind of the natural conclusion when their position is that the government should do nothing
>>502565459Based
>>502565705HAGSCENTSNIFF
>>502565787BASEDI'm not immune to your propaganda
>>502565787nobody likes the old people smell
>>502565787everybody likes the old people smell
>>502566118Haggie cute. I like. Hope nems makes a DLC with her.
>>502567984Haggie my beloved <3A DLC with her and Andy = Heaven
>>502568180
>>502568817My bestie can't be this cute!
>>502568865But you are!Do you think the hag mod ch2 will come out before next year?
>>502569416I hope so! It would mog Nemlei so badly... kek))
>>502569565The only way Nemlei would be able to combat that is by drawing a 3 hour sex scene footjob included
>>502569962It's the only way she can makes all of us happy again! We can apologize to her.>spoilerEveryday you become more based
>>502562260Sorry to disappoint, but the catalyst is Mr Liberty being molested by his three-years older sister when he was 13, causing him to develop several complexes. His rise to a libertarian firebrand was motivated by the freedom complex he developed after having his innocence and autonomy violated. He also became a raging misogynist until his final year of high school: he started viewing women in terms of their ulterior motives (imagined or otherwise). School became a sanctuary where he had power over women by treating female classmates and teachers like shit. While his friends were sticking their hands up the skirts of any girl who'd let them, he wasn't concerned with wooing his female classmates because he was already getting sexual validation from an attractive chick a few years older and more built than his classmates (even if he was being abused). Ironically, the misogyny he developed ended up enabling his sister in a way:>get raped>become misogynistic towards female classmates>spite female classmates so much that you can actually easily ignore the fact you're getting raped, because ultimately getting pussy justifies your hostility towards the useless girls in your grade whom you have no need to impress>keep getting raped>keep being a misogynist>she's got bigger tits too, which does a lot for your dumb egoThe consensuality became more complicated as time went on, and the incestuous affair came to a close during his first year of college.
>>502569416>>502569565>>502569962>>502570430Kill yourself
>>502569416Every man should kiss their hag on the forehead.
>>502571832Based
>>502570430Nemlei WILL draw Ashley's soles.>>502571832So true.
>>502572162Holy BASED!
>>502572162I kneel Nemlei.
>>502570968How can a man get raped by a woman?
See you next thread
>>502572513Nems should honestly flesh out the world a bit. I know it's a character focused game but giving little hints here and there would be nice.Hope you're doing fine, by the way.
>>502573049Hints, references, anything... I like that idea. Anything for extra content.>Hope you're doing fine, by the way.I was until you came to the thread.Now I'm doing even better! I'm glad you are here hiii)) :)
>>502573049>>502574638You already did this conversation. Can you pick a different one?
>>502575237Fuck you, said the fuck you guy.
>>502575395Fuck you, I said to Thiu as part of my instructions on how he can learn to love himsef
>>502576316Kek based
>>502574638Even somethings like that could be done after the game comes out. Just make frequent updates that adds a little bit to the world, as well as maybe have character stories of the people the siblings met along the way.Happy to hear it -3- I've been just playing a lot of CRPGs, fallout 2 and all. Took a break but now I'm back playing RPGS like BG3
Hooray for mental illness schizo hours!
>>502577561Honestly. A bit of a background gameplay as Renee and Mr Graves sounds really fun. I would play that.Wow that's a lot of games. I'm glad you had fun!You should get Half-Life 2, it's free right now
>>502577561>>502578080Why are you spoilering half your posts?
>>502578251The spoilered part is the thing he wants to talk about, the unspoilered stuff is so his shit doesn't get deleted for being completely off-topic because he doesn't care about the game.
>>502578413Oh, really? Sorry, I'm new to this general
>>502578521Don't feel bad, it's his fault for being a faggot who treats the thread as his personal discord server.
>>502578080Renee is the 3rd most interesting character so I'd be happy for more content with her.>glad you had funI did, hope Fallout sonora isn't too confusing for you.>HL2Thanks, already got it.
>>502579126We also need a Julia DLC because why not kek>hope Fallout sonora isn't too confusing for you.Video tutorials helps a lot>Thanks, already got it.It's amazing how the game was so ahead of it's time
>>502579430>he is not ready for julia route to be main game and ashley to be made into the dlc girl
>>502580585I'm so ready for anything. I just need Nemlei to upload it already.
>>502579430>We also need a Julia DLC because why not kekYou're an ironic Julia fan, you don't actually care about her
>>502580852>you don't actually care about herNobody doesAt best she's a temporary stand-in for Ashley
>>502580852Julia how?Oh, Andy's bitch!
>>502581210>Nobody doesI do. I'm the only one who does
Uh-oh
>>502581534>Julia how?ESL-chama...
>>502582596I typed so fast lolI wanted to say "who"
>>502582082Fucking loser.
you all got fooled
>>502582286fake & homosexual
>>502579430I'd be done to see more of her, she's got a distinct design after all, so I'm sure nem wouldn't make her look this distinct for her NOT to show up in ch3 and 4.By the way, have some buns and a little extra -3-https://files.catbox.moe/rchkw9.rar
>>502584689Please don't say that about yourself.
>>502583948Kino if that's how it happened, it's probably just Teendrew hormones and enough trauma to carry the attraction into adulthood.
>>502584816It's been confirmed she will appear in the new chapters, as a teenager during school days!I also hope we get to know something else about Lady 302.>spoilerLMFAO thank you so much for this. I love these memes and lewd arts uooohWhere did you get these from?
>>502543372Lotion. For the longest time I thought it was hand sanitizer, but lotion is the only thing that makes sense.
What kinda sports do you guys think Andrew and Ashley watch? I ask because I've recently gotten into football (NOT soccer) with my brother
>>502587585None? Okay, maaaybe Andrew watches football since he's an Euro.
>>502587585Soccer (not football) because they're European. Maybe rugby, or cycling/Tour de France because they'd get to see so many beautiful places and escape their shitty lives for a bit. I doubt they're invested in any particular team and just watch sports for entertainment.
>>502585913Lady 302 wouldn't be shown. She had a distinct design, same with the cult leader but both have gray eyes. Maybe we'll see her souls somewhere, as we're more likely to see lord unknown.>Where did you get these from?Twitter mainly, glad you love them. Hope you like the Fallout 2 one as well, made her after you -3-
>>502587585Probably non, even if they did watch sports Ashley won't allow Andrew to watch any that feature women
>>502588484I hope we can see her soul being happy. They did her dirty bestie ToT>TwitterOh that's nice. Thank you for taking your time for saving these and giving them a special filename :)>spoiler LOL yes. I noticed it. I got a bit shocked when I saw the skills images lol. The porno one is insane lmfao. You can't repeat that in modern games kek
>>502588859>Andrew never gets to watch women's sports, so he watches men's sports and spends hours staring at broad chests, tight glutes, and six packs>Suddenly, Andrew is staring at Friend B a lot>Level 60 Ashley melty
>>502589594>they did her dirtyOh, I agree. Don't get me wrong, it's ultimately a story about the siblings and all are stepping stones in their way but it was a good way of showing the vile nature of both Andrew and Ashley. A good protagonist/antagonist is someone you can understand and see eye to eye, despite their horrible actions and I think nemlei has done that well.Even Lynn in Divilthion had understandable motives in both endings, though I prefer one over the other.>taking your time for saving theseDon't mention it, I do it because I like to.>skillsI had to work so hard and min-max to get those perks and by your reaction it was worth it, lmao.>you can't repeat that in modern gamesNope. Look at TrannyRage: Failguard, most evil thing you can do it not give a coin to a beggar.
>>502591551That's so true bestie. The game is around the siblings, and it should stay like that most of the time. I just hope we get to see 302 again.>by your reaction it was worth itI'm sure it was really worth it. I had to double/triple check the moment I saw it LMAO. I been missing out so much then. I had no idea that was an actual thing))>most evil thing you can do it not give a coin to a beggar.Oh my bestie. You woke up and decided to start posting in based language LOL.I completely agree. Games these days are too soft, even for my liking.
>>502593870I'd let Ashley eat me, if you know what I mean... (I mean cannibalism)
>>502594904Kek
>>502592464Speaking of the siblings, the only way we get new hag content is if it's related to the siblings in some way, otherwise, why make it is probably what nemlei thinks. By the way, sorry for not doing any new Renee edits, either been busy, tired or just not inspired enough.>missing out so much thenThat's normal fallout 2 not sonora, so you'll have to buy/pirate that to play itThink I'll call it here and head to bed early. It was nice talking with you, even if it was short. Love you, have some related images I hope you like, night -3- https://files.catbox.moe/67ck2h.rar
>>502596228>By the way, sorry for not doing any new Renee edits, either been busy, tired or just not inspired enough.Why are you sorry? There's nothing sorry to be about. Just enjoy some rest :)>That's normal fallout 2 Holy shit those developers were wild back then lolThank you for the rar ToT I love you and your filesBtw do you have the "You look lonely" but with Andy and Renee image? I can't find it
>>502597073 --> >>502569565https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpV8HUMwfMURenee drives a fiat
>>502597530Thank you>fiatBased. I was going to say Ford but she's in Europe, so a Fiat makes more sense lol
You already said you were going to bed, remember
Shut up monkey
>>502593870relations sexuelles avec des sœurs élevées à l'étranger
>>502598378Oui oui baguette Paris Louvre Napoleon!
Eating a slightly overcooked frozen pizza while watching a movie with Ashley
>>502598558Hon hon hon croissant Arc de Triomphe macaron s'il vous plait
>>502599292Uh, Louis Eiffel Tower merci Avignon pan au chocolait
>fake french
>>502599495Non! Idiote! Notre Dame chateaux fleur de lis perfume escargot!
Omelette du Fromage
>>502601195Uh... Uh! HUGUENOTS QUEBEC ROI DROIT RHONE BORDEAUX
Il faut dire que franchement, il n'y a aucune femme avec qui un homme devrait faire l'amour sauf sa sœur. Cependant, c'est tout à fait possible de baiser une femme qui n'est pas sa sœur. Un homme peut être un jumeau, mais seulement avec sa sœur, lorsque ce n'est pas possible d'être le jumeau d'une personne qui n'est pas dans ta famille. Lorsqu'il semble que je parle seulement du corps ou de la génétique, ce n'est pas dont je parle ; les bananes et les humaines sont plus qu'un peu similaires génétiquement, mais nous ne sommes pas des fruits (sauf toi, Anon, sale pédé). Tout cela, c'est pour faire une fondation pour dire que ce n'est pas du tout permissible même d'utiliser une autre femme pour « se reposer » ou, vulgairement, « vider les couilles ». L'une exception qui existe, c'est de baiser sa propre mère (ou père) pour recevoir une sœur ou un frère. Chaque autre usage de la fonction sexuelle devrait être vu comme une imitation perverse et offensive. Le seul amour, c'est l'amour delphique.
>>502602848>L'une exception qui existe, c'est de baiser sa propre mère (ou père) pour recevoir une sœur ou un frère.Ta sœur devrait cuisiner du anon al vin
>>502602848Getting called a dirty faggot in French feels like a compliment
>>502603318Pourquoi ? Je dis que, tout simplement, si un parent est déjà mort et il y a un homme sans sœur ou une fille sans frère, c'est acceptable de FAIRE un frère ou une sœur. Mais ça ne devrait pas être normale, en chaque autre cas, un homme ne devrait avoir des relations sexuelles qu'avec sa sœur et vice versa.>>502604018Why?
Ashley should learn French to show Andrew that she's actually smart
>>502604531>Ashley tries really hard to pronounce the letter R correctly>Andrew makes a joke about her sounding like she's choking>Ashley replies that he didn't seem to mind the sound last nightI agree, Anon
>>502604487Ce ne serait pas votre frère ou sœur, mais votre fils ou fille. Ils sont d'une autre génération. Ce n'est pas delphique, c'est pédopiégeage.last reply since janny doesn't like seeing too much non-English text
>>502604531Chanteuse Ashley at Club 666FU...
>>502606245They'd be half your sibling, half your child.It's about the best one could get if they don't have a full sibling.
>>502607358Preposterous. Even if she wanted to and Andrew would let her Ashley is ugly, can't sing, and has zero charisma.
>>502608039>Ashley is uglyPeople used to be burned alive for uttering such heresy
>>502608095>didn't deny she can't sing and has zero charisma
>>502608349There's never any proof given either way with regards to her musical ability, and why does she even need charisma? She already has Andrew. He can't go anywhere. He chose her already.
>>502608095Modern /calg/ has gone so soft. I remember the riots when someone claimed she was Armenian. We hung that man on the gallows and strung his corpse from the village's guard tower to ward away crossboard invaders.
>>502608095>>502609546You have to face the truth.
>>502598558Je suis monte
>>502611442I always imagined her as being 'plain'.
>>502611442The only reason the guards didn't try to turn her into a prostitute for food is because Andrew was there. Plenty of other people were starving, and I'm sure many of them were attractive. Ashley is beautiful, and that's at least part of why Andrew is so obsessed with her.
>>502612164Yeah, plain UGLY
>>502474993HAGGOTS BTFO!!
>>502614089I was going to respond with Julia gore but I couldn't find it. You may have this.
>>502614721Based
>>502614721Cringe
>>502479369Calm down, Ivy.
>>502614859I'll take it and run
>>502615204SHE IS SO FRIGGING CUTE!
>>502615037Go ahead and commission some more deformed cuckquean art by DisabledFetus Haggot.
>>502615824Good idea!
>>502615824>haggots get MentallyDisabledFetus and his godawful anatomy>sisterchads get pristine sisterly buttholes>also brotherstacies get some stuff too idk I'm not a girl so I don't know what they're into
>>502616118Brotherstacies get 10,000 word delphic smut fics with perfect grammar and spelling
>>502615824I'm 100% he does that for free you stupid dork.
>>502616118True dathttps://files.catbox.moe/x3i180.jpg
>>502616408>haggot>ESLpottery
>>502616408Go back
>>502616624>>502616624Ooooh nyo Please accept my apology and let me post my favorites hags
>>502616367>tfw describes the feel of andrew's stubble on the back of your neck>tfw describes andrews penis odor>tfw describes the rough skin on his finger from smoking brushing on nipples
Would you still love Ashley is she looked like this?
>>502617317only if she got top surgery
>>502616118>Juliavirgins gets nothing.hahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUm36WY0YWk
>>502617017Don't forget descriptions of Andrew and Ashley's sweaty bodies being so close together they can hear each other's heartbeats, and Andrew kneading her breasts and licking her nipples while she plays with his hair...
>>502618476Cringe
>>502618476Haggots are so stupid and helpless they need a video guide to download a mod. In attempting to replace Mr. Graves' role, they become just like him. Poetry.
>>502618961>>502618961>>502618961Warm. Fresh. Moist.
>>502618476Based
>>502618040You get me.
>>502618476Thanks ma
>>502619003bread should not be moist
>>502622431Freshly baked bread should absolutely be moist ya git.
>>502622839no. no it absolutely should not.
>>502623183Have you ever baked bread? If it's dry you overcooked it.
>>502623376'moist' is a derivative of the word 'moisture' as in noticeable, tangible wetness. If you touch fresh bread and it leaves wetness on your hands then it is nasty
>>502623661u dum af
>>502623851no u
>>502623851>>502623926Now kiss each other on your moist lips!
