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THE SMUGGEST Edition

PC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08
PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM

>News:
Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121
Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108
Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99

>Wiki:
https://bg3.wiki

>Mods:
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/

>FAQ:
>Q: How often should I long rest?
>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.
>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?
>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.
>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?
>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.
>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?
>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.
>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?
>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.
>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?
>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of very low or very high rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.

>Polls:
>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6
>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ
>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA
>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnY

OP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpasta

Previous thread: >>502637171
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Tiefling race sucks. Barely any unique dialogues after act 1. At least the fire resistance isn't bad.
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>>502743257
>Is this game hella complicated?
In a way, yes. Let's say you want to build a pure caster. The full caster classes are Bard, Cleric, Druid, Sorcerer, Warlock, and Wizard. The other classes are considered half-casters, or even one-third-casters, or non-casters, and are therefore utter garbage for this thought experiment. Now, consider for a moment, the number of possible combinations of Wizard/Cleric.
>But why would I multiclass Wizard/Cleric?
Don't interrupt. It's rude, especially when I'm trying to help you. It's just an example. So, as I was saying, the number of possible combinations starts at a modest 11, ranging from [Wizard 1 / Cleric 11] to [Wizard 11 / Cleric 1]. Because the level cap is 12. However, we must also account for the various Wizard and Cleric subclasses. Wizard has 8 different subclasses (schools), one of which you choose at your 2nd Wizard level, and Cleric has 7 different subclasses (domains), one of which you choose at your 1st Cleric level. Consequently, the number of possible combinations of Wizard/Cleric now becomes 1 (the first level of Wizard) * 7 (the number of Cleric subclasses (domains)) + 10 (the aforementioned 11 minus 1, that first level of Wizard that doesn't yet commit to a subclass (school)) * 8 (the number of Wizard subclasses (schools)) * 7 (the number of Cleric subclasses (domains)), for a total of 567 possible combinations of Wizard/Cleric.
>But what if I want to mix two other classes?
Then you merely need to follow the template I provided above.
>But what if I want to mix three classes?
You shouldn't do that. It becomes too complicated. Not to mention, arrogant much?
>But what if I don't know the proper multiclassing progression?
Then you merely need to ask about it here.
>But what if I don't know which deity to choose for my Cleric?
Then you merely need to read the Forgotten Realms wiki.
>But what if I have another question?
Then you merely need to read the BG3 wiki.
>But what if...
Then you need to shut up.
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Thinking of how warm and soft and snug it feels inside the Shadowvagina.
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>>502758389
won't be snug after halsin is done with her
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>>502758280
>muh sources of my bruises
>almost kills you "as a test"
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>>502758589
what's wrong, player a gaycaster?
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The issue with these people seeking advice is that they will ask the most general question in existence and then leave you to do the groundwork on workshopping a build/trying to figure out what they want. How about presenting me with 2-3 potential classes and 2 specific questions BEFORE coming into office hours? But maybe that’s just me
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>>502758701
*casts hold person*
Nothing personal.
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Never forget Gortash rape
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>>502758389
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>>502758842
It's Lord Enver Gortash for you
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>>502758792
*hold monster
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Can't you guys just be happy romancing who you want to romance and not insisting on attacking the fans of the other choices?
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>>502758974
Astarion is a sex predator
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>>502759108
Yes, and?
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>>502758743
I know what you mean. But when you hit them with the "You're wasting your time." pasta, you're considered a rude or bitter anon. Even though you're trying to be helpful.
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neutral good is the best alignment. I will defeat any arguments to the contrary.
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>pepe
I don't care.
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>>502759370
you say good I say brick wall
you say chaos I say freedom
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Alignment is a guideline, not a straightjacket, and especially not a tribe.
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Alignment is something I don’t care about
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>>502759486
didn't ask
>>502759503
the only way to be happy is to forget yourself and live for others, whether it be your wife or your children. being good is a requisite for happiness. anything else means you are a slave to your ego. non-good chaotic people are just hedonists who burn out.
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>>502759742
wtf me too
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I care about our wives, our pictures.
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>>502759808
to my family: neutral good
to myself: chaotic neutral
in the workplace: lawful evil
in the bedroom: chaotic evil
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>>502758941
He whimpers more when I call him that
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Handholding with Astarion
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>>502760252
I'm from tesg
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>>502760252
Your worst f*cking nightmare
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>>502760252
guess
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Nere’s hand on my shoulder
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Where do these tourists with their tourist pictures come from?
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>>502760734
I'm from tesg
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is lae'zel the MLK of BG3?
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>>502760703
uwu
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>>502760734
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Nere? You're talking about male drow again?
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>>502760630
I'll clean the sweat and dirt off him
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>>502761715
This is a female drow general…?
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>>502761715
ywgi
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Asking again. Is Guided Strike worth losing your 3rd attack?
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>I care about Astarion
:^I
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Asking again, post frogs
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>>502762593
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Need a male drow to abuse
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Much dragons much dungeons
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Game finnaly downloaded so should I go sorcerer or wizard for a high elf. I might want to do a little necromancy but I mainly just want to nuke things
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>>502762984
fr
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>>502763132
Sorcerer is better in every way
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Whiter than you muhammad
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>>502763132
So, is this your thing? You come in here, ask a bunch of vague questions, then completely ignore all the posters that replied to you?
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>>502764129
By the end of this thread you'll know exactly what my thing is, I assure you. This is just digging the moat.
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luv bg3
luv Larian
luv happy marriage endings
but most of all
luv Minthy

Simple as.
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Curious
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>>502763770
Can I learn spells tho or can only wizards learn more spells?
>>502764129
Sorry I was eating dinner with my wife when I asked in the last thread and I didnt much understand anyone’s build ideas because I don’t know anything about dnd
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>>502764819
I've seen this screenshot already.
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>>502765060
No, with the exception of a familiar named "Shovel." But you won't care about learning spells anyway, having everything auto-prepared is much better
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>>502765060
And what about my Wizard/Cleric suggestion? Will you at least consider it?
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>>502766069
Can I be a necromancer if I’m a sorcerer? I hear you can do cool things in this game like kill people steal all their stuff reanimate them and lie to them saying someone else killed them. I want to be a bastard like that but also be a strong enough mage where I don’t need to use summons
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>>502766192
I’ll consider it but I only see one option to pick one class starting out how do you pick 2?
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>>502766442
the button will show up when you level up
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I'm not going to help you if you bought a 4chan pass.
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>>502766348
Yes, but the best necromancy content comes later into the game. You don't need to play the necromancer class to be a necromancer
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>just bite her bro
>holds a grudge for the rest of the game
>a literal dungeon full of thousands of his victims exists and he wants me to pity him for biting a sour neck

He’s so cringe
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>>502768743
narcissist behaviour
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>Still no puzzles in the Gazette
What the fuck is the Baldur’s Mouth’s problem
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American hours used to be bad, now they are bad and dead. Sad.

Furthermore, I am scared for the future of the Linkin Park female singer of generals, /bgg/. The most of good posters left in flocks and now all you hear is whining here, whining there. A general divided will not stand
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Have you tried not whining about whining, like a little bitch?
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>>502769132
It’s 11pm in America, these are Aussie hours
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>>502768840
Maybe I could if he showed remorse, at least once, about any of his numerous crimes, but he never does. In this case his reaction disregards everything about the situation and makes it all about himself. I want the potion so I can continue risking my life on his behalf? Learn to make a sacrifice bruh
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>>502769132
Have faith, my child.
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Which is less fitting
Light Cleric of Selune Astarion?
Life Cleric of Selune Astarion?
Knowledge Cleric of Tiamat Karlach?
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>>502769364
Would you drink blood that has been tainted by ghaik genes?
Because House Oblodra tapped mind flayer ass back in Menzoberranzan.
What? Astarion's past of sexual abuse? Yes, yes, of course...
I relate to him because I'm more of a Finesse guy, haha.
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>>502766753
I’ve grown up here anon I love this place I want it to do well there is nothing wrong with that
>>502766915
I see maybe I’m getting ahead of myself then
>>502766518
Can I respec everything I'm doing in character creation? Are the spells I tag the only ones I know and will have to learn more after or can I just switch out later? Is it only face presets? I don’t really like any of the elf chick presets
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>le whining avatarfagging out of nowhere
>it's 5am in Italy, there's no way right?
>
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How hard is it to play a paladin? Like you throw a funny line for the bantz or get greedy (steal or kill a neutral for loot) and your oath immediately goes to shit?
Seems strict AF.
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>>502769743
Vengeance is the Oath for literal retards, you have to actively try to break it
Ancients you just want to kill undead and keep people alive
Devotion is le knight in le shining le armor
It’s a Reddit class for redditors
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>>502769551
In this world of ours, anon, one can
never be sure of anything. You'd do well to remember that.
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>>502769527
Nice pasta but if you swapped the positions, yes, absolutely. Why not? I would also like to add that I initially turned down the offer and tried to steal the potion instead, but that option does not exist
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>>502769743
See roleplaying as an aspect that helps you decide your build, your way of creating the character, and through combat you will begin to better understand not so much how the game works, but the mentality of your character. Roleplaying is not something as demanding as going on stage and playing an actor, it should be more natural, even if in such a large game, FOMO is around the corner.
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Astarion when sacrificing the life of a pregnant woman and her unborn child in exchange for power: :)
Astarion when asked to bite someone he doesn’t want to bite in exchange for power: >:OOOOO
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>I wish you had pair of boots this big to stomp on me
what were they thinking with that line?
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Who cares what Astarion wants?
If I say bite, he bites. If I say sex, we’re going to have sex. If I say eat the tadpole because you’ll be a pathetic wretch without it, he’s going to cram that shit right in his earussy. When I help him with the ritual and then murder him, he finally doesn’t have to want anymore. No more illusion of free will and the horror of being your own person.
Everybody wins.
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>>502770080
You recognized the pasta, but not that the original question was asinine and just a pretext to post slop.
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>>502770363
>the goblins in the camp asking a female MC for her shoe size

what WERE they smoking
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>>502769884
Vengeance looks good on paper with inquisitors migth along with a bunch of dps weapon enchants. Should probably beat many fighter/barb builds in DPS.
The problem is keeping the fucking oath, lack of versatility and possible low initiative.
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>>502770363
one word: stomp
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>>502770880
>dps weapon enchants
Anon what
Like I said, you have to be extremely dumb to break vengeance. You can murder fucking everyone and everything
Like, if anything your oath is most likely to break by sparing people
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>>502769743
not really
Vengeance = evildoer DIE. It’s the most difficult to break, but there are a few moments where you might forget your commitment vengeance and show mercy
Ancients do not fuck with undead and want to protect life. That is all
Devotion is similar to a chivalric code, you’re all about protecting the defenseless and showing mercy. The big thing is that you cannot attack someone that is not aggroed
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>>502771726
For me, it’s 8
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>>502771184
Stack all this shit and multiclass for DPS max.
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>>502772813
Inquisitor’s might is a Bonus Action, so you can’t use it with Thunderous Smite since Thunderous is both an action and bonus action
You can combine divine smite with either one though
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>>502773024
Ofc you can. You have rogue for an extra bonus action and fighter for extra action. Then you "lay the fucking hammer" for 2 turns.
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>>502773337
*Theres another decent dps spell which is branding smite or something like that.
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>>502773337
>blowing literally every resource for 10d6 +12 damage
Whatever floats your boat, anon
>>502773576
Also a bonus action + action
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>>502771981
I’m a 7 rn
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>>502770880
Very good, anon, very good... Well observed. I must commend your knowledge. However, if you'll allow me to interrupt... the term "DPS" (Damage Per Second) makes little sense in this turn-based system that BG3 (Baldur's Gate 3) is based on. Indeed, it might be more appropriate to talk about "DPR" (Damage Per Round). And while it is true that each round consists of a fixed number of seconds (6, to be exact), action (or inaction), combat, talking, drinking, eating - life in general - is not measured in seconds in the game of BG3, but in rounds (of 6 seconds each). You may accomplish something within a round, but you would not accomplish half as much in half the time (3 seconds). If a character dealt, say, 120 DPR on average, it would not be relevant to instead say they dealt 20 DPS (120 divided by 6). Or at least, it would be misleading and confusing, since an enemy might be defeated in 1 round, or 2 rounds, or 3 rounds, or even 14, but never in 4 seconds, or 7 seconds, or 8.8 seconds.
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>>502772813
Thunderous is an attack. Its wrathful smite or branding smite that works (weapon enchant and enemy debuff).
Paladin doesnt have misty step and is usually low on DEX making it dogshit for taking initiative. DPS wise its at the top vs single targets though and if undead/fiend scum is in the area they get goatsed.
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>>502762593
ok. here's my fip (frog in progress)
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>>502776821
She... looks... very... ahh... tired...
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we only care about wyll
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>>502775778
>it actually does have misty step
Ok then. Vengeance Paladin 5, Fighter 4, Rogue 3.
Im interested.
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>>502776821
cute frog
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We are training to fight GHAIK
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>>502762593
Is it cowardly from me to play a frog with pink skin instead of green?
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>>502777710
waluigi looking ass frog
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K’CHAKI
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dats wacist
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Pea/namefag/Merri/ugly devil/redhead druid/monsieur whineur is spamming again
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Subtle.
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>>502781586
Yy'rul's sistas from another shu'kyani
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should i kill the entire creche?
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>>502783753
bathe in their blood
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>>502783962
the younglings will be spared
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>>502784206
K’CHAKI
WE ARE TRAINING TO FIGHT GHAIK
YOU THINK THEY WILL HESITATE?
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>>502785291
Irrelevant GHAIK wretch. The queen has spoken - your DEATH is decreed.
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Words forged in steel. You would be wise to remember them.
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What race has the most interesting interactions? I would assume Drow, on the sheer basis that you meet a lot of them. I haven't played since Patch 7 because I was holding off on a Durge playthrough until it was "finished". Drow Durge seems like it would be like playing your average Drow like they are in the lore.
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>>502783753
I just knock them all out and don't go in the egg-tender's room.
They all live, I get all the xp.
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>>502797415
>Letting go an entire batalion of dimension jumping fightfags that got troughly humiliated in battle to the point that their opponent "went easy on them" and denied them a warrior death
Realistically doing anything but killing them all is sheer suicide, obviously that's not the case because non-lethality has consequences like twice in the entire game.
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What feats should I go for a vengeance paladin, evoke wizard, and wildheart Barb :(
Feats confuse me there are so many and they all seem good
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>>502800614
>Paladin
Savage Attacker, GWM (if you use two handers), Alert, +2 STR, +2 CHA (if you dump STR with Elixirs)
>Evocation Wizard
Max INT, Alert, Resilient Constitution (prolly better to dip 1 in Sorc) or Warcaster
>Barb
GWM (if two hander), Alert, then +STR (if you don't use Elixirs)
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Would a DnD monk do romance? Or are they enlightened and beyond that like some Buddhist shit?
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post pics of your bg3 merch, official and fan made
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>>502801774
my good monk didn't do romance until he met Astarion and became gay and evil and the absolute
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>>502758280
>Zhak vo'n'fynh duj
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>>502758701
>caster
Rogue. She fucking destroyed me.
She used speed potions, scrolls of greater invisibility, arrows of slay humanoid, all the expensive/rare shit I gave her, then calls me a cheat if I use a speed potion!
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If you playing Gale origin do you really feel anything for Mystra? I mean she's our ex gf and dating some ugly toad or shar slut is repulsive.
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>>502762593
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>>502758280
The whole game is gay/cuck fest, no need for infighting.
It's all the same californiaslop
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>what will you do?
>go live in the house of hope forever with you, the ace in the hole parked above it
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Good afternoon, /bgg/
Waifus, Husbandos
Love & Harmony!
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>>502758280
Kill J the fat goblin from act 2 from baldurs Gate
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>>502805071
who?
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>>502807157
Joe the obese goblin that keeps giving shitty quests , I wish larian let us slit his throat , act 2 is already a mess storywise idk why they added him to the game some modder should get rid of him bg3 doesn't need more shitty memes and more deviant shit
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>>502808130
Yummy!
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Why are most of the feats so mid?
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>I notice Florrick's hips peeking out from the slits in her dress at the waist
>a sudden urge to ask her how babies are born
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This is one of my favorite screenshots, I love the armors design even if its from mods. And the spooky lights in Act 2 make it perfect.

I can almost hear the music
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>>502808732
ask? you mean SHOW
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>>502811018
Wyll is so lucky bwos...
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>>502811250
Provoke the cock... and suffer its sting.
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>>502771726
every day is a 3
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Rare unique monk rat dialogue options
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>>502812129
based
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>>502779358
that's just a twink pornstar
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>today I will spam to everyone's complete indifference
The worthless pig fuck isn't even hiding anymore.
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>>502815831
I've been worried about (You), where have you been? Don't you dare ever do this to me again, young man.
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>>502815831
SOMETIMES PEOPLE DON’T SAY THINGS BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT TO EXACERBATE THE ISSUE. THE ISSUE BEING HIS WORTHLESS PIGFUCK SPAM. HE MIGHT HAVE FUCKED OFF HAD YOU NOT BEEN A MASSIVE KIKE AND OPENED YOUR BIG FAT JEW MOUTH THAT SITS UNDER YOUR BIG FAT JEW NOSE
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>IT MIGHT HAVE FUCKED OFF
You're just new, aren't you? The cancerous, spamming, avatarfagging attention whore is here to stay. It's in its nature. At least now you know I was right from the start.
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>someone else spamming screenshots
>hmm today I will do the same
main character syndrome
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Sigh.
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>>502816161
NO IM NOT NEW I JUST DONT SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE I DONT LIKE ADDING TO THE PROBLEM LIKE YOU RABBI FATASS
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Hypocrisy exhibit #1:
>Also I repeat: if you are stupid enough to need a name to filter my posts, or rather my images, which bother you so much, you deserve to suffer.
>>502816382
You are condoning the problem by not saying anything. Silence is complicity.
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Hypocrisy exhibit #2:
>So you're upset because I'm posting images of my game in a video game general thread on an imageboard.
Cancerous slop that generates no discussion and is just plain attention whoring and/or avatarfaggotry. Coincidentally happens to be the resolution that is shared by other posters.
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>>502816161
>>502816290
>exactly 90 seconds apart
Someone call detective François DuBonais, for I have a case!
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Hypocrisy exhibit #3:
>And furthermore, I'm supposed to believe that even though there are other people who do it, mainly the namefaggot, I would be the one who wants to stand out? Seems more like a personal problem, rather than the "moral high ground of being anonymous" you've been speaking of.
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Does anybody know what mod changes the starting equipment for companions? Like Laezel now starts with a githyanki greatsword and xbow while Shadowheart gets a flail. Not sure if it's the same mod but for some reason I am also no longer getting cutscenes from the dream visitor. The only mods I use are dice and other cosmetics.
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>>502816504
Silence is Violence and I want to VIOLENTLY shit down your throat
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Love & Harmony. And maybe a ritual shitpost no one asked for? If the slopswine gets away with it, why wouldn't you?
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The Baldur's Gate 3 thread on the Video Games Generals board of the website 4chan, is a thread for down to earth individuals, who don't tolerate disrespect from anyone while giving respect where it is due. If you were in a parking lot, and a man started performing in a boisterous and confrontational manner, you might produce a .32 caliber handgun and begin firing upon said individual. You feel me?
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>>502763132
Warlock eldrich blast is pretty nukey. It has it's own resource pool aside from spell slots so sub into sorcer/wizard for your variety. 1
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>>502816504
Right, just like what you're doing, baiting is smearing shit all over your own face in an attempt to drag other people down. If you think someone is being all high and mighty, it's funny to bring them down into the mud.
But what if someone is humble already? All you're doing is smearing shit on your face. People who do that all the time don't see themselves as human and should look inwards about that. It's easy to be flippant until you're faced with reality.
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a picture of santa's little helper
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The slopswine is a subhuman that for months suffered the negative influence of a BULLY general, which constantly abused it, and which WARPED its nature. When the swine distances itself from its sloppy routine, it demonstrates and understands that, while remaining faithful to its attention-seeking and time-wasting nature, it is also possible to be completely society's waste, maintaining its porcine aspect.

https://vocaroo.com/13P1txr2YiKa
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>>502816793
those were 80 seconds you fucking retard
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>copypasta spam
>worthless pig fuck
>whiner
We just need the thread tranny to round it out
Oh TIMMMMMMMMMMYFAGGGGG
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>>502817457
The worthless pig fuck takes refuge in crass stupidity. When all else fails, it can always "pretend" to be the dumbest animal in the room. The slopswine is not a dishonest and lying attention whore, though.
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Look sirs I think we all know Lae’zel is bitch whore
Minthara manthara heha
Karlach is gay
Shadowheart Jenevelle is pure. She open up Sharran secrets
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>>502817443
I remember when people found those reactions funny, then the slopfag started posting them because it begs for attention at all times, then it stopped being funny.
Funny how often this happens.
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>>502817709
Nah, that never happened. Or if it did, it was a joke. And if it wasn't funny, you didn't get it. And if you did, so what, you deserve to suffer. Anyway, obsessed much?
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>>502817709
it happens so often unironically
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>>502817330
>But what if someone is humble already?
This won't do. You have to up your copypasta game. The slopswine is neither a "someone" nor humble. It's a subhuman attention whore.
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>>502817709
surely it was that one who stopped galesis from coming here and not the guy who did the rankings of the femanons of /bgg/
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I hate living in a crèche where the discourse around the individual is more important than the individual themselves. Slopswine gave me hundreds of hours of fun, joy, sadness, everything I could ask from an attentionwhore, and more. They will always have a special place in my heart, like many other attentionwhores I've talked to. Slopsuine is lightning in a bottle, they've been at it for many years, and it's the work of love of a dedicated scholar. They're The Joker 2: Folie A Dux movies of attentionwhores... for now.
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Mintharafag is JEALOUS and got offended that someone else posts SCREENSHOTS with black bars like they do in /tesg/.
NO ONE ELSE is so CATTY and AUTISTICALLY persevering.
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SlopSWINE is JEALOUS and got offended that someone else posts SCREENSHOTS with black bars like they do in aids victims anonymous.
NO ONE ELSE is so CATTY and AUTISTICALLY persevering.
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>>502818261
>>502818381
Yin and Yang
Duality
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a trained dog
performing his daily routine
sigh
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A worthless pig fuck. Taking a thread hostage because it can't stop being an attention whore for 24 hours. Slop & Hypocrisy.
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https://x.com/SNGentleman/status/1858635663723123140

No... it was only supposed to be the Shartcucks... NOOOOO!

>>502763132
Sorcerer is cooler, but you're always going to have trouble not nuking your allies in AoE situation.
Evocation wizard is the safest bet for being the big nuker, or storm sorc/bronze draconic sorc since your nuke(chain lightning) only chains to enemies.
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>I'm nooticing
>passive-aggressive bitching about Mintharafag
>What is "slop"?
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Is it over yet?

Is the fatherless individual done?
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The slopswine's been here for months. If it wanted attention, it would have already put on a name. It doesn't want to and it won't do it just because you can't contain yourself from interacting with things that bother you. What kind of disorder is this? Leave it alone and suck on this drow.
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>install 5e Spells mod
>learn Shadow Blade
>creates +0 2d8 psychic sword that lasts until long rest, concentration
>upcast it to 6th level spell slot
>+0 4d8 psychic sword
Is this balanced or not, I honestly can’t tell. It gives no bonus to attack and it’s Concentration so I can lose it from basically anything. But it fucking trucks
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People who get on the internet and lie about games always confused me. Especially in a case like this where we've all played it and know they're wrong. It doesn't make sense. And a person who would ignore Astarion's trauma and do it anyway is a shitty person.
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This is one of my favorite screenshots. The subtle joke about cheating, I mean, roleplaying. Tav being named Tav, because it's just an avatar created for attention. Mintharafag just got JEALOUS, that's all.
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>>502819510
Flame Blade is 5d6 as a 6th level spell
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You just don't get it. The idea is that Mintharafag takes the name off to feign "moral superiority" with both the name on and off. But the worthless pig fuck is above that. The slopswine only needs its singular persona to joke about Astarion being raped. And it's hilarious, too.
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Enough whinery, fella. It's a bright tuesday for touching grass if you ever feel like stop spamming cringe

Now, for the true lovers of BG3/bgg/, post gameplay screenies!
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>>502819409
I need a mod to fix her face, but other than that she is so perfect.
I wish she could be brought in as a companion.
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It's still funny as fuck how that Astarion thing got under your skin. I wonder if Godey ever boned Astarion? Get it? The joke is rape. The punchline is rape. It's hilarious, right? Heh, finger guns. It gets funnier the more you repeat it. Mintharafag was never this funny.
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>>502820645
Finger guns to fingerblast Fagstarion's abused blownout anus
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>I would post a photo but it got me banned for 3 days last time so it's better to limit myself to posting off topic: I want our jannies to have a quiet evening, alone at home for yet another Saturday night.
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Today I will dump a few sloppy screens... but only because Mintharafag forced me to. It's always Mintharafag's fault!!
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Slopswine before his official introduction: >>502781015
Slopswine after his official introduction: >>502807432
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>>502821549
Stop noticing patterns. Are you done? It was probably Mintharafag's fault, anyway.
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>>502821549
All posters he’s obsessed over.
Makes sense.
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>>502819404
seems like the most influential poster on /bgg/ is making all the chudderonis seethe
again
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>>502820997
3 days without /bgg/, can you imagine??

For sharing a picture of Shart, Frog, and another chick. Wowo.

You know, I might get mad if there was off topic garbage, bestiality, cuckschizo spam posted here 24/7
but I'm glad they're so uncompromising in drawing a line
thanks, jannies.
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So you're upset because I'm posting images of my game in a video game general thread on an imageboard.
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Sigh. The deafening (really intense sighing) intellectual silence (absence of sighing) of the American hours (24 sighing hours a sighing day). Sigh. I tried. Sigh. I really tried. Sigh. Did anyone watch the normalfag event last night? Sigh. A BG3 reference. Sigh.
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I can't even post the original text with all the quotes because the system says it's spam
but surely our very own sane poster has a different idea that we will find out very soon, about it
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>>502760703
Nere's head in my bag
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Sounds like a (You) problem.
Learn to ignore and filter people you don't like, and stop acting all mighty and superior, and eventually people will stop even thinking about "Who's behind this post?!"
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>>502823714
That's a nice face, what mod is it?

>>502760703
Do you see him at Moonrise if you side with him?
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>>502823313
>I was raped repeatedly and beaten mercilessly if I resisted

So you’re saying you’re a whore? You “cucked” me. I’m a “cuck” now, is that it? Well guess what, WHORE? I don’t NEED you. There’s a beautiful Drow mistress out there, yeah *nodding vigorously* yeah, she WORSHIPS me. She’s going to be my wife, we’re getting married, heh. What’s that? *imitating voice* What’s that? What’s that? We SHARE our passion every night now, just the two of us. You wouldn’t understand that, now would you? *frowning* Yes, I understand that. That’s all in the past. Look, she’s *cutting her off* She’s from a noble family, they do shit like that ok I don’t got to explain SHIT. Especially not to YOU. *getting uncomfortable* Yes I know she said that. Yes I know. Just- *getting angry* Just shut up. Shut the fuck up I’m not taking this SHIT from you. Shut the fuck up. *walking away* I can’t do this holy shit. *under his breath* Fucking whore.
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>>502821549
Nah, you just don't get it. It lumped Pea with the spammers, but previously it had been friendly with Pea. So, huh, it totally can't be the same poster. Work on your noticing skills, you've got the wrong swine.
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Monsieur whineur is a cringe term that only the slopfag uses.
I do not use it and everyone knows it’s just me and slopfag in here.
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a few months ago, towards the end of summer
on /tesg/ there was a similar bot, it copied and pasted old posts from the archives
now I don't want to say that 2+2 equals four but surely by changing the sequence of the addends the result will not namefag
who coincidentally tried to learn code during lockdown
(emphasis on the word "tried")
do what you will with this information

>t. a concerned citizen of /vg/
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>Ketheric's elite
>all died without a fight
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>>502824391
Speaking of faggotrg, it that really the attitude you want to have over THAT?
Did it ever occur to you that I might be honest, sincere, and correct? A lot of the times, people assume others are non of these, and those assumptions come from a place of undue tension.
It’s really rude of them to act like baseless faggothomos all day and then accuse others of not being nearly as sincere and basedAZ THEY ARE.
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>/tesg/ out of nowhere
Mintharafag (Seranafag) WARPED you.
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>>502824601
Tranny V Tranny
Only one will win.
I put money on slopfaggot
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>>502823069
Another for the collection.
This one’s pretty good.
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>transphobia out of ...somewhere
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>>502825478
Transphobia runs freely though the veins of /bgg/
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Are you done?
Are you tired enough?

We can start again.
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>>502824601
He should not be allowed to play games with create a character. Everything he makes is hideous.
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>>502826447
I’m just a ‘concerned citizen’
The slopswine is a subhuman that for months suffered the negative influence of a BULLY general, which constantly abused it, and which WARPED its nature. When the swine distances itself from its sloppy routine, it demonstrates and understands that, while remaining faithful to its attention-seeking and time-wasting nature, it is also possible to be completely society's waste, maintaining its porcine aspect.
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*Sniff sniff SNIFFF*

I smell his name
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>>502826841
I already posted that. Get your own gimmick.
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>>502826914
My gimmick is reposting
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"Pedo" its his title, not his name, btw
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Ok, I'm usually against bans and jannytranny shit, but they need to clean these faggots up.
People bitch about the thread's content, yet you post something about the game and it's entirely ignored.
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>>502827435
What’s your question baby
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>>502827435
how do i kill the gnolls by karlach? ive died to them 6 times now. how come they do so much damage and can attack like 5 times in a row
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>>502827613
Always kill the archers first, focus them even if you have melee risking an opportunity attack to get to them.
Ideally, use Karlach or another really tanky barb to fight the flind. She's the only character I've had that's been able to withstand the flind's smite-tier whack, and that's only with Shart's buffs if you have her gloves from Zevlor.
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>>502827897
What if the gnolls start physically gangraping my party.
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I'm glad the gith stopped attacking so we could have this conversation
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>>502812772
he just looks like half the guys i went to school with including 2 of my brothers
i don't think he looks effeminate desu

>>502827613
go to the raised position to the right of the mouth of the cave and start the fight from stealth. 1 smokepowder bomb and 1 cloud of daggers will significantly weaken the group, and the survivors will move up the steps to attack you, passing through the daggers
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>>502827595
Not them, but no one answered mine: >>502762432
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>>502828018
oh I don’t know what to do then.
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>>502828045
curious UI interface
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>>502828474
I’m GOING to kill you
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>>502828547
Don't give in to the dark urge
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Soon.
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Your BULLYING doesn't work with me, loser.
I will post IMAGES on an IMAGEBOARD and there's nothing you can do about it.
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>>502828324
>i don't think he looks effeminate desu
my brother in christ, he has dicksucking lips, fuck-me eyes and a genetically perfect feminine face
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>>502829046
Well spoken!
Namefag's wife seething in the background
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jannies, hitting a little too close to home uh? pretty pathetic considering you only have to name him to make them intervene

oh btw baldur's gate 2+1 what do you think of this jester Tav I'm totally posting to make this post on topic so that jannies can suck my dick
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Stop grooming me
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>>502803259
>>502803402
cute frogs
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>>502829961
DO NOT NAME MINTHARAFA-ACK
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Now, and you see this in much of the media, the way to capture the player/audience's attention is to see yourself represented through a character and their experiences. BG3, through its cast, presents a great variety of archetypes: the straight but bi-curious, the one who is pansexual and panromantic, the mature and handsome lesbian, and so on. Many people have relived these situations over the course of the game: a big part of the success of BG3 is that, to use a fashionable term that I hate, people felt "seen" thanks to these characters.
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>>502829961
Would look better with purple hair and blue highlights.
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>>502758280
>lets Halsin join
LMAO cuck
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>>502829127
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>>502828324
twinkGOD
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I would replace shitfart with halsin so halsin could cuck the player when they try to romance halsin and they find out halsin has been LITERALLY DREAMING ABOUT HALSIN'S DRUID COCK FOR YEARS imagine the innovative shit posting halsin fucking halsin while halsin sits in the cuck corner watching halsin cuck him with halsin halsin getting halsin tattoos after getting halsin'd halsin cock halsin balls halsin tree sap druid halsin cum halsin asshole more halsin tonguehole amirite halsin halsin halsin
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In your opinion, is it better not to have any weapon equipped to use unarmed attacks, giving up the buffs/nerfs of Phalar Aluve and Pale Oak? I have a druid/monk, I have many spells for AoE and those of the monk 4 elements, but I don't know.
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>>502830695
funny how at the first sign of the jannies you go back with your tail between your legs to post copypsta
a hypocrite and a coward
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>>502831491
You can just unarmed attack with a weapon equipped anyway, can't you?
The weapon can just be a stat stick. But elemental monk is for casting, not melee.
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>>502830961
>lets shart have an orgy with hookers
LMAO cuck
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As for Astarion, you don't seem to understand what I'm saying. Tav and Ascendstarion's relationship is consensual. Tav has to manipulate the entire thing, and the choice is theirs regarding whether Astarion ascends or not. Tav has to allow him to do it, or else he cannot. Which means Tav is orchestrating events the entire time, including their "enslavement". It's a fetish. Tav is fetishizing Astarion in this scenario. They think it's hot if he's a vampire, and they think it's hot if they become his slave. So they make it happen, when they had the option at all times to stop it. Hell, it's not even a matter of not taking a chance yo stop it, you have to actually go through effort to have it happen. Which means it's not only consensual, but it's actually orchestrated by Tav. It's not the player being treated like a toy, Tav does that to Astarion first. That's what the author in the original screenshot is saying, and what you seem to be misunderstanding.

There's nothing dubious about consensual slave play, but there IS something dubious about Tav orchestrating events that are bad for Astarion's soul so that she can get her rocks off to his Ascended behavior. Tav is the bad one in this scenario, Ascendstarion has been manipulated. But because it's now in his nature to act this way, he goes along with it, so they're both getting what they want, to an extent.

It's actually quite nuanced and it's unfortunate you just say it's icky and that's all you see. It IS icky, but you're mistaken regarding why and by whom. Spawn route is for the poepl who actually like Astarion and want what's best for him.
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>>502828324
>>502831285
Please tell me you’re romancing Shadowheart
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>>502831684
Thanks for helping me, anon. I still have 9 other party members to optimize after this. Cheating is hard work. What should be the Druid/Monk split for a level 20 cap?
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>>502832097
I am romancing Shadowheart
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>>502832097
I am romancing Wyll
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>>502831940
Yeah, sure, whatever. Who cares. That's a lot of words to say nothing. What about his more "gentle" nature that is revealed upon seeing the colors of the city? Huh? Bet you're not smart enough for that kind of character analysis.
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>>502832256
>>502832337
Getting mixed signals here
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>>502831940
Never 4get
https://vocaroo.com/14Dk9gXoconh
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>>502832617
>he genuinely thinks that anyone would ever legitimately waste their time romancing low tier god
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>>502832368

Astarion specifically also talks about how he feels alive again, how the colors of the city bring back ancient memories: we don't know his specific actions, but we can intuit from these dialogues a more "gentle" nature.
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>>502832773
Words of porcine wisdom.
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>>502832746
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I am the walter hartwell white of this general
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shadowheart's writer is literally huell
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>>502834575
Oak Father preserve us all.
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>>502834575
Mintharafag you ugly and nasty as hell shut the fuck up
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[BG3 character] is like the [pop culture reference] of the [pop culture reference] of the [pop culture reference]. Sigh. It's lonely being the only smart one in these threads.
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>>502834695
>>502834654
sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt. i know threats are fucked up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from her royal hoodrat olive and all of her nasty friends. but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me, my dad screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings. i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a fucking girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.
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>>502823069
kek he really does sound like that
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>>502834813
Oh namefag you're such a handful.
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>>502828371
hell no
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>>502831684
Thanks for the good faith reply anon, a few months ago I would have needed it, now I can only appreciate your good will.
Thanks anyway so! Don't think that a madman who repeats things said in these threads has the control to decide what deserves to be discussed, and what doesn't.
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>>502835509
BE SILENT OR I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK
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>they made the alien the cutest
how did they do it
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Thank you, good anonymous person, for you've just reinforced the fact I've been here for MONTHS, and NEVER wanted attention. I've ALWAYS wanted to remain on-topic and discuss CHEATING (ROLEPLAYING). You are a good anonymous, anon. Now, what about that level 20 Druid/Monk split?
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>>502835509
>losing a 9v4 that badly
holy shit
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Say whatever you want about Mintharafag, but at least they've actually beaten the game on Honor Mode (multiple times), instead of relying on multiple cheats and removing the party size limit just to be an attention whore.
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>>502835661
karlach dies in most of her endings
minthara looks like a man
shadowheart
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>>502836185
all the phantoms are still alive too lmao
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Mintharafag x Slopfag is the most one sided relationship I've witnessed
Mintharafag literally never acknowledged Slopfag's existence
Meanwhile Slopfag seethes about Mintharafag daily
Very curious
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>>502836782
untrue>>502835558
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>>502836185
So you're laughing because I'm pigshit in my game in a video game general thread on an imageboard.
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I really want to do a playthrough as one of the small races. Dwarf, Gnome, Halfling. The problem is that I want to make a male character but all of the male body types and faces are fucking goofy. Male Dwarfs are top heavy, Gnomes are lanky with hands that are comically large, same thing for halflings but also all of the available male faces look like they have down syndrome. The females of all of these races are cute! They have normal proportions and normal faces. Why can't I make a cool looking edgy fuck boy Halfling? A handsome Gnome? A male Dwarf that doesn't look like in inverted triangle? We need goofy and handsome options. Otherwise I just can't take the game serious enough to actually enjoy playing and being immersed as one of the small races.
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>I really want to do a playthrough as one of the small races.
Get the fuck out of my general.
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>>502836185
>mfw (your face when) I mod the game to make the Gauntlet of Shar slightly more challenging
B-but slopfag's BG3 Director's Cut Edition=cheating?!?!? Whinebros our response???
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Not an attention whore, by the way.
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>>502837539
then don't reply to him?? its that easy
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how do I become like swen IRL?
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>>502837924
He ‘doesn’t’
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I love Astarion and his gentle nature
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>>502837485
>posts a picture of a level 1 spell and the counterspell reaction request
you are retarded
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>>502837363
If they never bothered to add these races to the game, then people like you would complain.
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>>502838357
Sometimes I think he's illiterate
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>>502838507
they were forced to add all the phb races, a single manlet race is way more than enough, maybe two if goblins were an option
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>larian really thought that people would want to play as wyll
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>>502839205
I know he is
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>Karlach picks you up and tosses you into the barn
>Leaps and lands with ass on your face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LANHWwEjOAU&t=65s

What do you do on your next turn?
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>>502839497
People think he's boring, Lae'zel is the least played. I think most fans wanted his story to be edgier so he could have some type of character growth or emotional arc. If I'm going to do a wander noble warlock, I'm going to make him a drunk, angry, depressed, brooding whoremonger who has to fight both personal and literal demons.
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>>502841072
Press nostrils directly to anus, inhale with all the force my lungs can muster.

>>502837363
Gnomes are based, and are far better and more attractive than elves.

>>502837062
Don't make a male small race, that's cringe. Unless it's a dwarf.
You embrace the male dwarf's masculinity and play something like barb, paladin, or fighter.
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wyll is barely a character and he's a warlock
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>>502841804
>Don't make a male small race
but the role play I have in mind requires a male
I'm still playing around in the character creator hoping I land on a good look
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>>502842383
How are you going to romance as a manlet? It just doesn't work (in my head)
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>>502842209
Mizora is better than him
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>>502841757
>I'm going to make him a drunk, angry, depressed, brooding whoremonger who has to fight both personal and literal demons.
That way players can "fix" him through romance (but not really because that shit never works). They could have just used Tyrion Lannister as inspiration.
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>>502838507
Different people are different. We've been over this already, multiple times. Some "people" feel compelled to avatarfag and become a "thread personality." Some "people" enjoy playing as midget races.
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Really annoyed there's not a drow specific response to Wyll asking why drow would want to kidnap his father. Also I never even knew Duke Ravengard was anywhere in Act 1 lmao. I missed so much shit my first playthrough

>>502842527
Nta but I was considering roleplaying a halfling bard whose sole mission in life was to woo as many tall women as he could. I was gonna name him Timbo Longlog
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why is she like this
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Why does the character creator randomize button always make me a member of the LGBT
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>>502838357
But anon, tell me, how many times can I use a reaction per turn? And if that character has two actions?
And, if like in this case, it's an AoE spell? MHMMM
Don't worry though, I'm much more understanding than another anon: your arrogance doesn't cause me discouragement.
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>>502835509
>>502837485
Holy shit now I understand why you all call it slop
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What would an oath of vengeance paladin do when it comes to Quil/alfira as Durge?
I think they wouldn't hide the body, and they'd let their companions confront them but i don't know. Hiding the body always seems like the better choice
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I really do not understand what people see in this Shadowheart cunt.
Is it just plebbit and faggots creaming themselves over a worthless emo whore?

A real missed opportunity for there not to be an option to tell her "loss is gift you dumb bitch, now get lost" after you complete the trials/shadowfell without her.
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@Jesse
Pass me the rock

>>502844061
She is feeling anxious and excluded. You are the group leader and she is confronting you
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>>502844636
Fun fact: For our friend Whiner, it's just a haircut-related term.
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>>502842527
Not for romance. Don't want to share too much of the story, but I'm going for a bit of a warrior poet vibe. Why does he need to be a gnome or halfling? I want him to be a bit folks/ forest/ druid like too. And the other races just don't have the vibe I'm looking for.
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>>502844346
Ngl he made he forget my mission for a sec
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>>502844061
She is perfect
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>>502844886
She's just cute and the only conventionally attractive (i.e. human looking) woman you can romance in the game. I originally avoided romancing her but added her to my party and she quickly wears your defenses down because she's so readable even though she thinks she's being secretive and it comes off as endearing, then you kill a bunch of goblins and she's like sneak off with me and you're like yeah I'll fuck you, why not?
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>>502844886
>worthless
You really like that word, don't you not-the-name-faggot
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>>502844346
Why are they forcing you into Shart's POV? To make that line extra awkward?
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>>502844636
That's just the tip of the iceberg. The slopswine is known for modslop (visual and cheating), AI slop, and wordslop. But don't you dare point that out or it will snitch and bitch and cry about being "bullied." At least we have Mintharafag to serve as the striking opposite and as an example to follow. That's why the slopswine resents the namefag so much. It's an ugly, misshapen creature, incapable of honor or honesty.
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>>502844886
because she’s the worst Sharran of all time. Instead of playing you like an emotionally-detached fiddle with a sass problem, she yells at you in a fit of anger followed by a clingy memory-exchange. She will cry at the sight of wolves and seek you out for comfort but proudly brag about her knowledge of obscure psychological torture techniques
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>>502844061
>Catty for me, but not for thee!
A typical situation where the top Stacy feels threatened; if you consider the fact that she was sent on a super secret mission on behalf of her also super secret Goddess, you will understand why Shart has this sense of exceptionalism that makes her feel simultaneously superior to everyone, and extremely insecure when something calls into question her figure.

The cringe thing is that initially she seems forced to have hostile behaviors, since in reality her reactions, investigating better, turn out to be more empathetic than she wants to let on.
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The worthless pig fuck has more insight to share about a character. It's time to listen. Why doesn't it joke about sexual abuse for Shadowheart? I thought it was hilarious with the case of Astarion.
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>>502845573

Being the only human who isn't a nigger or a homo I decided to let her stay but I swear to god every time I attempt to include her in anything I do she just acts like an insufferable twat. Maybe I'd be less harsh on her if it wasn't for her being a devotee to the literal worst goddess.
Also kinda gives me the creeps how many dialogue options are designed to romance companions. Romance in vidya is cringe and the people who seek it out are reprobates.
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>>502846253
A bit of a stretch, if I may say so: I was completely enthralled until you started talking about being a "snitch," as if you had a personal grudge rather than pure histrionic instinct.

Ugh, the thought alone makes me sick.
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>>502846674
Don't use the n-word here. It's not acceptable.
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>>502846818
Based
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>>502846818

Are you lost? Fuck off back to plebbit if you can't handle conversation.
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using dyes is fun!
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>>502847135
>Are you lost?
No, I've been here for a little while. You, on the other hand, sound like a tourist.
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>>502847261
>for a little while
for SIXTEEN YEARS , exactly, Seranafag
thats the age of consent in many places, let that sink in
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>>502847341
the ea camp had so much soul
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>namefag namefag namefag namefag namefag namefag namefag namefag namefag namefag
Not mindbroken and obsessed, by the way.
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>>502847341
hes just sitting there criss cross applesauce lmao

>>502847556
but he's not wrong, so
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>>502843834
Nice drow
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>>502847639
>>502847556
the namefag persona can't lie or he will die in his sleep
thats the power of autism
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>>502847439
finding a lot of cut content but might try an older patch since I think this is the one right before release
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I love the worst Sharran.
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I hate living in a crèche where the discourse around the individual is more important than the individual themselves. Mintharafag gave me hundreds of hours of fun, joy, sadness, everything I could ask from a namefag, and more. They will always have a special place in my heart, like many other namefags I've talked to. Mintharafag is lightning in a bottle, they've been at it for many years, and it's the work of love of a dedicated scholar. They're The Lord of the Rings movies of namefags... for now.
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Does bardic inspiration work on companions you summon from spells and items?
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Name a lamer god than Eilistraee
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>>502847893
many people loved her at the same time
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>>502847893
cutie
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>>502848030
the seemingly innocent clueless post that is actually a samefag several hours early to legitimize yet another wall of text

put me in the screencap
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>>502848030
Willingly serving Shar is pretty fucking retarded.
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>>502847893
Same fr

>>502848030
Redeem Drow should worship Selune, the goddess of navigation, self-reliance, and mercy. Inverse Lolth complete with the same matriarchal system is so uninspired it's actually unreal
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>>502848253
they can't be THAT desperate
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>>502848283
shes a sweet baby who didn't know any better
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>>502848253
The perfectly legitimate question that is immediately met with an autistic tantrum

Don’t put me in the screencap(it’s just the usual)
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>>502847647
Thank you anon
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lets settle this once and for all:
https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJaY2XKg3
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>>502848538
I'm sorry for ruining your plans
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>>502847969
google ai says no but I really can't find an answer from a human that has played this game.
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>>502848456
Fact nvke

>>502848597
Nice
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>>502848597
<3
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>>502847969
Yes
test it on scratch
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>>502848761
Don’t worry, he’s still typing :^)
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>>502847261

/vg/ is younger than my preceeding post history. You are a newfag and a nigger poser. Fuck off.
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>buy an expensive ticket to a convention to meet jennifer, devora and neil
>buy the meet and greet package for jennifer
>jennifer cancels a week in advance

fml
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>>502848030
I’ll have you know that Eilistraee, the goddess of good-aligned Drow, song, beauty, and freedom, is anything but “lame.” ….You are incorrect…….I am factually correct ….. etc. etc. Feet. Toes. ……etc. etc. She is my deity of choice. ……etc. etc.
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The you pull up Christmas dinner in your signature bowlcut(fresh from the salon) and dad says “come here son”
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>>502849705
>Feet. Toes
???
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>>502849968
“Dad. My name is Serana. And my pronouns are she/her.”
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>>502849970
Yes?? And??
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“And my pronouns,” *music thumping* “are she/her.” *cymbals crashing*
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>>502849149
okay thanks anon.
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I'm a vampire, dad.
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>>502848656
proof there's only 2 people in this thread
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>>502849547
she knew you were coming so she canceled
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>>502844375
>how many times can I use a reaction per turn?
with 9 characters in your party, 9
>b-but only one has counterspell
that's a you issue
>AoE spell
then why did you position everyone in the same place
>b-but the turn order
another you issue
>I'm much more understanding than another anon
Mintharafag WARPED you, god you're pathetic
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Astarion is a *record scratch* edator. Say what??? Astarion is a *double tap truck horn* edator. Shiiieeeeet. Astarion is a *horse whinny* edator. Ah maaaan. Astarion is a sex- *laugh track* edator. Yup yup.
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>>502849970
>he doesn’t know
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>dnd ''lore''
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Post it. THAT. Yes, that. You know what I’m talking about.
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>>502851130
lmao u mad??
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>>502851792
Stepping on Astarion’s grave. With my boots. Dragging a toe through the dusty top soil. Thinking about Astarion’s tiny, gentle, sickly neck. Thinking about stepping on it. Stomping on it. Smiling to myself. Running a finger across my waistband. Breathing a little faster. Composing myself when the grave keeper approaches from behind. Biting my lip and crying fake tears when he asks what I’m up to. Telling him I’m visiting an old friend. Letting him hug me. Trying to suppress a giggle as I walk away. Feeling the gravel crunch under my feet. Forgetting to breathe.
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>>502851776
Isn’t it magnifique? Intellectually stimulating? Philosophically challenging? Life-altering? Fantastical in an impressive, but safe, way? Don’t you feel “seen”?
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>>502852397
Your intellectual status: silently deafening.
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>>502851792
Well don't mind if I do!
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>>502852397
yes my favorite lore bits are elistrae worshipers having an orgy to celebrate their marriages and drows taking fat demon cocks when they get their cleric phd, I sure am glad we will never get a bg4
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>>502852692
I never noticed the way Gale is floating
kino
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>>502852692
Where's minsc, herr Slopfriend?
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Toes. Feet. Heels. Arches. Perriwinkle painted nails. Padding across the hardwood. Squishing into the rug. Stepping up into the bed. Slipping under the covers. Grazing against hairy calves.

To worship Eilistraee is to know bliss in its purest, rawest form. My first few days, weeks even, living as a women were….difficult. But I’ve since grown into a routine and have come to enjoy, love even, my new life.
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>>502852758
is this an inside joke? why is she asking about a dowry?
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>>502852942
Canon btw
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>>502852942
>My first few days, weeks even, living as a women were….difficult.
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>>502852916
He had not yet been freed from the clutches of Orin's shapeshifters at that point.

Now I hope that in this post of mine there is not a certain word that triggers our personal acoustic autistic.
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>>502853150
he'll whine anyway that's all he can do
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>>502852942
Seranafag, I kneel
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>>502853452
why doesn't wyll get porn featuring female OCs?
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>>502853559
no one wants to fuck the ni
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>>502853657
ce guy
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>>502853150
>>502853320
>91 seconds
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>ulder, tav and wyll are having dinner
>wyll:Soooooo, I'm nonbinary.
>mizora: nigga that's nuts
>halsin: hey did somebody say berry?
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>>502853148
The typo. A typographical error. A mistake. A tragedy.

The first few seconds were full of shame. But, remembering the sweet kiss of dewy grass, the evening breeze on my sweaty skin, I soon forgot. Instead, I gave myself to the ecstasy, the knowledge of the one true faith. That delectable twinge of submission. To feel the grace of a god.
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>>502854282
UWU?!?!?!?!
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that wasn't even porn astarion was just helping that female oc stretch
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post frogs to cleanse your eyes of that filth
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>>502854912
Ok
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>>502854650
….I said. But She did not react. I fell to my knees to beg her forgiveness, pressing my face to the ground and whispering the prayers as I had been taught…. Finally She responded, touching a foot to my chin and bidding me to rise. I did, leaning back on my heels, looking up at my Goddess, my Queen. And as the tears slid down my cheeks, she leaned in and, holding me by the face to part my lips, kissed me, deep. My cheeks flushed and I closed my eyes, letting it happen. Lolth was in the past…she would never take me back now. Ever. She withdrew, looking me deep in the eyes and said simply: “That’s a good girl.” I could never go back….
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>>502856102
,':^O
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>>502856102
Alec Baldwin, why?
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Sloppy makeout sesh with the boys(no homo we were all turned into girls for a religious exercise)
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>>502856656
h-hot
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>>502856656
Let us take a moment to discuss the philosophical implications of this.
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>>502856959
Not gay if you worship Eilistraee
*throws mic at the wall*
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>>502857164
oof
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>Phalar Aluve
>Phalar

wait a second
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Trying on panties with the boys(we’re not gay btw)
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>>502857437
>a longsword
>that can be made to shriek or sing
sus
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>wyll
>astarion
>gale
>halsin
no wonder 99% of women romance the vampire the male love interests are absolute SHIT you got:
>a black guy
>some dude hung up on his ex
>that one creepy uncle
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I'm down to one short rest left after clearing the dank crypt. Hopefully I can find Lae'zel and the other destined heroes before I have to use up my remaining short rest.
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>>502857912
Astarion assaults you in the middle of the night and murders you if you don't physically stop him
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>>502858202
>Astarion assaults you in the middle of the night
so do minthara, ea shadowheart and laezel. astarion being this popular despite being a dickhead only shows how bad the other male romances are
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>>502858461
Minthara is literally mind-controlled
Lae'zel is killing the camp because you're actively becoming a Mindflayer and you can talk her down
>EA Shadowheart
who gives a fuck about ea lol get the fuck outta here femcel
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Astarion is gay
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>>502858617
I'm a dude...
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>>502858678
Then replace femcel with "retarded fag"
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sebasboopie x poopie
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>>502858461
>ea shadowheart
that's a dropped plotline. orpheus was making her go schizo or something
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My Tav is aroace and unworthy of love.
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>>502859210
All aces are
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>>502859210
Big H will fix them
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wyll is aroace and worthy of love
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Haven't played since release, they added a lot to the dark urge path right? Thinking of replaying, I know they added more endings and shit
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>>502861050
>Alfira as temporary companion until she gets durge'd
>additional cutscene if you embrace Bhaal + control the brain
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Wait why did she suddenly become a redhead
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>>502853129
The joke's the comparison between Ranni's and Shadowheart's romance paths. You get engaged with the former and get an engagement ring, a greatsword given by wedding tradition as a ceremonial gift, and other stuff from her quest.
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>>502861232
Huh, any other notable changes in general?
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>>502861923
Durge got a ton of new lines that play when you select them
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>>502861923
Not much honestly, there's some new dialogue here and there, new animations for kisses and whatnot.
Biggest change is arguably that you can recruit Minthara on a good playthrough by knocking her out nonlethally.
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Why has no one switched to the official mod tools?
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Oak Father preserve us all.
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Bibberbang?
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>>502863960
FUNNY
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>>502863960
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>>502863272
*laughs* The Oak Father? Where do you think you are, jaluk?
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>>502848253
Mintharafag WARPED you. Can you even read a post here without thinking of the namefag?
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>>502861349
Curious graphic settings, "Timmy"...
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Ah, sorry, I understand what you mean: I thought you had a genuine interest in the discussion but as usual, you're being petty about a lexical choice.

>Synonyms: copy, steal, appropriate, borrow

In the sense that Shar "stole", she "appropriated", therefore "plagiarized", through torture, the souls that belonged to her sister. But I'm sure that now in your head my entire argument is invalid because I used a lemma that you consider inconsistent.
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Perhaps you misunderstood. This isn’t a playground, a trash bin, or a psych ward. When we log into /bgg/, we bring our all. We’re ready to go from minute 0. No coffee breaks. No loafing about the water cooler. We’re excited to be here. We’re excited to sit down and grind. I don’t know who you think you are, or what you’re used to, but I never, NEVER, want to see that again. Am I clear???
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>>502864652
>>502864778
>>502864791
>>502865447
samefag
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pyll and his pink panties
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It will never stop being funny that until June of this year, the slopswine was convinced Mintharafag was the one who had coined the term "Timmy."

>/tg/?
>This seems like the kind of board that someone who frequently offers to DM her community's DnD games would frequent.
>Strange, isn't it? Anyway, thanks for educating me on the subject, you just can't do without it can you?

It's unfortunate BG3 was so popular with the tourists it even brought clueless pigs like that here.
/tg/? What's that nerd board have to with Dungeons & Dragons?
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What did Wyll mean by this?
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Why do you guys keep posting that random NPC from the Zhentarim hideout?
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>>502869164
she has great crests
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>>502869164
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Just took a fat John Corcoran.
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>ghaik
>hesitate
>mfw
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GHAIK
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I think violence is wrong.
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>>502864791
Meds
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There is a gith in the crèche called Rheg'zel.
https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Rheg'zel
How is this the first time I'm hearing about this?
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GHAIK
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Who's this balding uggo
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Man I should not have done my first playthrough of this game as a Cleric, easily one of the most underwhelming classes in this game.
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GHAIK.
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>ghaik
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>>502875015
frog
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>>502874480
Cleric is not underwhelming, at least if you pick the right domain. Take War Cleric, for example. 2 levels of it already give you more value than an extra attack and a feat.
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>training
>not hesitating
>mfw
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GHAIK
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We are training to fight GHAIK
You think they will HESITATE?!
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Shut the frog up with your forced GHAIK meme already.
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GHAIK. THERE ARE GHAIK.
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Astarion love and kisses
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>that one moment when ghaik
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Is it worth dipping two levels into Warlock on a Sorcerer for Eldritch Blast + Agonizing Blast + Devil Sight?
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>>502877281
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>>502877634
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*GHAIK GHAIK*
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>>502877372
Whether it's worth it is a question only you can answer... I cannot answer it for you. Certainly, you might benefit from Eldritch Blast (augmented by Agonizing Blast) and Devil's Sight... You can also convert Warlock spells to fuel your metamagic. It wouldn't be a bad dip by any stretch. But in exchange, you give up 6th-level spells and a feat, which is significant... You gain something, but you also lose something... as is often the case in life. There's only so much you can add to a soup before it becomes a stew... There's only so much tomato you can fit into a tomato sandwich before it turns into a tomato salad with two slices of bread (four, if you cut the sandwich into triangles)... but I digress. If I may be so bold as to ask... what did you have in mind with that build concept of yours?
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>>502877372
I'll get the real answer for you dw
btw
I got some kind of scrpting error or something
>spared nightsong
>didn't put shart in my party once during act 3
>go to viconia intending to surrender her
>I don't get an option to accept
>my only option is "shadowheart is dead", despite me removing her gear minutes ago
>DC30 persuasion to not fight her
>go back to camp, shadowheart's still there with no dialogue about the house of grief
>everyone else talking like I turned her over
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>>502880419
What the fuck is your problem?
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larian did a lot but not enough
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>>502880514
hohohohohohohohohohoho heheheheheheh hahahahahaha
Time for the funny farm
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Sigh
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>>502880159
I see, very insightful anon. Thank you.
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I heard Mintharafag got banned for offtopic recently
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>>502880883
who?
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>>502880972
You'll meet them soon enough if you're new.
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>them
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>>502881494
Sorrry, *HER******
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Guys, I need some help deciding a build after talking to one of my friends.
He said that wizards are equal in power to sorcerers but only if I choose the abjuration subclass.
Am I right to follow that advice?
I’m not entirely sure that is accurate given what I know about double casting and heightened spells.
Keeping my current playthrough, an evocation wizard, would be ideal
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>>502880883
Does removing the name and spending time shitposting count as a ban now?
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>>502880883
Not true
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>>502881786
I don't help posts that come with tourist pictures.
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>>502881986
also, Lisa is clearly the superior blackpink
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The first letter of every sentence
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CATEJj2-NTM
why isn't this in the ost
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>>502882528
GHAIK on 'em
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>>502882528
Well done. Very sneaky. Very funny. You done?
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>>502882528
..ghaiak?
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also Jennie is clearly the superior blackpink
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>>502882528
Based
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>>502882528
WOWIE SO BASED ZISTER
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Ghaik on suicide watch
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ghaik meat
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This place is /dbs/ tier
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>>502883073
kek
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The ghaik LOST
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American hours are truly astonishing.
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Are we sure these aren't Korean hours?
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*squeaky nasal whine* American hours are truly astonishing.
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>>502884381
Big whining vibes from this one
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every ghaikpop fan is mentally ill
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deafening

do better
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Seething ghaik
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I heard Mintharafag once pulled an elven woman out of building on fire. I heard that they saved Tiefling refugees, out of the goodness of their heart. What a kind person.
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>>502877372
Yeah Sorlock is good, but remember that you can also snag spell sniper feat and get eldritch blast on your sorc that way, if you don't like the downsides of multiclassing. With Alfira's robe you're doing fine damage without the boost from agonizing upgrade. Sorc has good stuff at later levels and I personally usually like to get those, same for wizard and cleric.
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>>502884739
evader
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So you’re angry you got mind flayed by a mindflayer.
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I can't believe the namefag preferred answering that question over mine. Asking again. Is Guided Strike worth losing your 3rd attack?
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Big ghaik
Elder ghaik
ghaik
lesser ghaik
drone ghaik
tadpole ghaik
(You) are here
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I want my EB-spamming warlock to wear heavy armor, what's the best way to attain this? 1 level of cleric or fighter or paladin? or should I do a deeper 4 point multiclass?
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>>502885628
fighter 1
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>>502885350
I can't believe the namefag preferred answering that question over mine. Asking again. Is Guided Strike worth losing your 3rd attack?
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>>502885628
War. Cleric. 2.
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>War Cleric
>2
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>>502886056
He's so perfect
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who's going to the shadowheart romance presentation?
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>gay serial rapist with a lisp
>perfect
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>>502886562
You’re ghaik if you go to that btw
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>>502886592
this moid is jealous
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here it comes, open wide laezeil
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>>502887071
>ywnbagsrwal
It’s over
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Astarion tell me how you want to eat my period blood again
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Post Laezel's feet.
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You could have prevented this. You could have walked away. But you chose this.
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>>502887595
Yes!
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>>502887463
I know.
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>>502886497
...ly shit
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>>502887704
Oops meant to reply to >>502887650
You know how it be sometimes when the brewski falls on the keyboard and just hsts whatever it wants
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boots
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how does that boat in act 3 carry the shadow curse all the way to bladur's gate??
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>>502888395
cut plot
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>>502888395
The one with the infested imp? I think that just a random infested ship.
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they're so salty tonight why is that
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>>502889037
(You)
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>>502887881
no fr
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>>502889015
no
the one where the guy calls you a cuck
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>>502889037
>this
>perfect
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>>502889559
yes and
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>>502889264
They're smuggling stuff from moon rise tower into the city. It's the shipment from act 2 that left before you get there.
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>>502889037
whomst
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The Shadow's Choice:
Beneath the moon's soft, silver glow,
A secret blooms where shadows grow.
Her whispers drift to Halsin's ear,
A love that anon cannot bear.
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>>502887947
A moment of silence for these original memes like the drow with her feet made for stomping that arrived like an unexpected guest and were funny but for a brief moment like a match that only illuminates the darkness for a moment before being extinguished and now the light is gone and the novelty and the humor with it and you can only remember the faint memory of what once was but is no more like a charge of Guided Strike that is gone until the next short rest yet mockingly reminds you of your only two attacks per round.
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>>502890189
thats not what I asked
how does it do it?
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Shadowheart enjoyers are the mean girls
Lae’zel enjoyers are the girls from math club that are secretly meaner than the mean girls
Karlach enjoyers are the dumb girls that smoke weed
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>>502890397
real
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Look sirs I think we all know Lae’zel is bitch whore
Minthara manthara heha
Karlach is gay
Shadowheart Jenevelle is pure. She open up Sharran secrets
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>>502890397
Me? I'm an Orin enjoyer.
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>>502890392
Stuff Shadow cursed stuff inside the box and ship it. The curse don't magically stop working when they leave.
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>>502890567
Orin enjoyers are the girls that read manga but keep it on the dl
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Why are we all girls in that alternate universe?
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Forest Fire:
Her heart, once shadowed, finds the sun,
In Halsin’s arms, the deed is done.
Anon weeps where wildflowers grow,
Lost to the druid’s forest glow.
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>>502890321
Never 4get
boots x neck
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>>502890969
It's already forgotten. Magic's gone.
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Bound by Nature:
She turns away, her gaze alight,
Halsin waits in the depths of night.
Anon stares at the dying flame,
Shadowheart whispers another’s name
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My cooldowns.... My cooldowns.....
Please, let me refresh my cooldowns.....
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I did not get to play today. Shar gauntlet just drain the fun out of me.
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The Druid’s Blessing:
Shadowheart giggled, her gaze turned coy,
“No offense, Anon, but Halsin’s… a joy.”
Anon protested, his cheeks aflame,
“It’s not the size! It’s skill in the game!”
But she just smirked, with a teasing grin,
“Then why do I keep sneaking to him?”
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"This lazy post was generated by an AI" report option when?
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The Great Oak:
“Anon,” she said, “you’re a lovely dear,
But Halsin’s… talents are crystal clear.”
“He’s like an oak—so firm, so vast,
While you’re more a twig, and a bit too fast.”
Anon stood silent, his pride bereft,
While Halsin returned, shirtless, to her little cleft.
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>>502890870
Uhhh you DO worship Eilistraee, right?
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>>502890208
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>>502891072
It's over
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>>502891272
I hate living in a mecha where the discourse around the anime is more important than the anime itself. BG3 gave me hundreds of hours of fun, kawaii, utsu, everything I could ask from a game, and more. It will always have a special place in my kokoro, like many other great games I've played. BG3 was lightning in a bottle, they've been working on it for many years, and it's the work of rabu of many ningen. It's the Neon Genesis Evangelion of video games... for now.
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>>502890947
these are fucking gold
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>>502891463
The Soundtrack of Betrayal:
Through thin canvas walls, Anon could hear,
The moans and groans that drew him near.
His chest grew tight, his fists did clench,
As the bedroll squeaked under pressure’s wrench.

"Oh Halsin!" Shadowheart cried with glee,
"Your power’s like the mighty tree!"
Anon wept, unseen, unheard,
While the druid growled like a feral bird.

With every sound, his pride dissolved,
A problem no spell could ever solve.
For some battles, no sword could win—
Not against a druid’s primal sin.
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>>502891140
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>60s apart
>it bought a 4chan pass for this
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>>502891294
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>>502892131
Shadowheart warped him
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>>502891470
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>>502892131
Nature's Choice:
"Anon," she said, her voice contrite,
"I prayed to the Moonmaiden last night.
I asked for guidance, a sign to show,
Which heart to follow, where to go.

Her light shone bright upon Halsin's form,
His body built to weather the storm.
I love you, but I can’t deny,
A druid’s love moistens my thigh."

Anon stood silent, struck and pained,
As Halsin strode by, broad and unchained.
The stars above mocked his despair,
While Shadowheart became the druid's mare.
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>>502892039
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ghaik slop alert
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>>502892372
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When I long rest, the game crashes. Am I screwed?
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>>502892262
The Shadow's New Dawn:
As dawn broke over the wooded glade,
Anon watched the choice she made.
Halsin emerged, all muscle and pride,
With Shadowheart tucked close to his side.

"Anon," she said, her tone demure,
"It’s not your fault, don’t be unsure.
But Halsin’s connection with earth and beast,
Makes him, well… the best in the feast."

Anon smiled weakly, his heart askew,
Knowing full well what he now knew.
Love, it seems, is wild and raw,
And the druid had hit it, wild and raw
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The slopswine would probably celebrate this. It loves AI-generated slop.
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>>502892613
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>>502890264
Shadowed Heart, Broken Dreams:
Anon gazed at Shadowheart’s face,
A vision of beauty, her quiet grace.
But at night, she crept to the druid’s side,
Leaving Anon alone, his tears to hide.

"Halsin," she cooed, "your strength astounds,
And, well… your size knows no bounds."
Anon bit his lip, his pride in tatters,
While her preference for girth proved what matters.

Lae'zel approached with a warrior’s grin,
"Anon, leave them—let me in!
A Gith’s embrace is fierce and true."
But he recoiled, saying, "Not with you!"
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>>502892702
it would hate it for taking attention away from it
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>>502892702
aww do you miss him (me)?
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>>502892982
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The Clap

A boy man tries to joke with clumsy grace,
His quips fall flat, a pitiful embrace.
Eyes sparkle dimly, hope soon wears thin,
Each punchline dripping with palpable chagrin.

His laughter echoes, hollow as a shell,
Attempts at wit that never quite compel.
He jests and giggles, longing for a laugh,
But only earns a single, awkward clap.
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The Frog’s Offer:
Anon knelt near the campfire’s glow,
Dreaming of a love he’d never know.
Shadowheart’s laughter, Halsin’s sigh,
Echoed beneath the starlit sky.

Lae'zel stepped forward, bold and brash,
"Forget the shadow, feel my lash.
A warrior’s body, lean and fine—
Why waste your tears when you could be mine?"

Anon cringed at her yellowed grin,
"I appreciate it, but I’ll stay in.
No offense, Lae'zel, you fight like a queen,
But kissing a frog? That’s obscene."
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>>502892983
>The idea that something bad happened to Pea saddens me.
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astarion next please
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>>502893246
It probably believes that's proof it cares about someone else and not just about attention.
It is that dumb.
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>>502893246
The Cleric's Cruel Jest:
"Anon," she teased with a wicked smile,
"You’re sweet, but not worth my while.
Halsin’s raw, untamed and free,
And Wyll… oh, he moves like poetry."

Anon stammered, his love sincere,
But she laughed, "You’re no match here.
Two men to satisfy my need,
What could you offer? A lesser deed."
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>43 posts since you last checked /bgg/
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Two Is Better Than One:
"Anon," she said with a playful grin,
"Monogamy’s dull; where to begin?
Halsin’s strength makes my heart race,
And Wyll’s finesse is full of grace."

"But what of me?" Anon implored,
Her laughter cut like a sharpened sword.
"You’re fine, dear boy, but look at them—
A druid and blade-dancer, men among men!"

Anon wept as the trio departed,
While his lonely vigil left him faint-hearted.
In Shadowheart’s world of passion and play,
Anon was merely a castaway.
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>>502893648
All from the whiner, with the customary whining. Curious.
Anyway, I love my pookie.
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>>502893913
>b-but the slopswine
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>>502893913
No I'm his less creative cousin
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>>502893872
You called?
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wtf is up with those math club bitches
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>>502894005
tardkie?
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>>502893851
The Slop Chronicles:
Day and night, he types away,
In the Baldur’s Gate thread, he’ll always stay.
A smoothie spills, he wipes his shirt,
Another meme posted with greasy mirth.

"Here’s my take on Halsin’s lore!"
He proclaims, though his words are a bore.
The replies roll in, none too kind,
But the slopswine cares not—he speaks his mind.

An unemployed master of digital grit,
His life may be slop, but he’s proud of it.
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the poetry is funny ngl
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In forums dark, he lurks with endless prose, A pseudointellectual, duller than a janitor's clothes.
He nitpicks posts with pedant's weary might, Complaints his only solace in the night.

His words, a droning hum of empty pride, No insight found, just ego's hollow tide.
He spends his hours in futile, endless scroll, A bore who thinks he's wise, but lacks a soul.
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Shots fired
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Oh, I get it. The anon that complains (whines (sighs)) the loudest about slop or spam must be behind the slop and spam themselves. Trying to fool the detectives and noticers of this general is a waste of time. First of all, continuing to behave like a schizo, posing as multiple "different" anons, is truly idiotic. I realize that, now.
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I had a nice dinner I thought of bg3 and then got rid of the thought :)
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>>502895085
handsome creature
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>one anon spam using ai to write poems
>drooling retard screenshotting every single post and reposting it
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>>502895557
you don't think.....you don't think he could be samefagging??
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>>502895557
peak /bgg/ behavior
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>>502895557
>someone screenshots for easy reposting
>a sharty SEETHES at the thought of that
lol
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>>502895738
heres the retard fooled by ai
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chat is this real
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>>502895919
Imma need both to wield dual crossbows for a one to one comparison
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>Manthara
Volumes
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>>502895812
i hate living in a creche etc where the author of the post is judged before the content of his post
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I hate living in a gith warren
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im in literal hell
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>>502896945
It’s all a matter of perspective
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GHAIK status?
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Alright guys. We have roughly 50 posts left in this thread. Our move?
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>>502897759
I'm cool with another bout of schizophrenia
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>>502897759
go to sleep knowing that even today we have done our best to contribute to the moral and intellectual growth of this general
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im going to start this game for the first time in about an hour once the download is finished. are there any mods that i need or can i just play it vanilla?
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>>502898121
vanilla
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>>502898121
Just play vanilla. Save mods for subsequent playthroughs, and even then they'll likely just be cosmetic.
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>>502895919
A woman's ass is meant to be subtle and refined, not a fat filled sack. Shadowheart is for a refined lesbian, Gale is for Wyll.
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>>502898580
Gale has steel buns however
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>>502895919
Gyatt of Waterdeep
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>>502898278
>>502898573
should have specified that i meant optimization mods. or is the performance of the game generally ok? im on an amd 7600X + 6800XT cpu / gpu setup
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>>502898835
the game is well optimized in fact rogue trader makes my pc run just as hot and it looks 10x shit
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>>502897759
more of him
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>>502897759
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The next game is going to be reddit as hell
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lots of playtest updates for patch 8. bet its coming soonish
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>>502900893
you would know
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>>502900940
Sh is so cute
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uhhh
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>>502900986
I knoew what the devs are like yeah
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>>502901059
uh oh
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uhhh it gets worse...
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Sigh
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>>502901380
turns out gale wasn't the only rapist in camp
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sus
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>>502901680
cutie
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>>502901794
please don't say that about my grandma
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>>502901380
frog and shart are two inches from kissing
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>>502901890
is your grandma single
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>>502900986
kek
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>>502900940
>>502901380
Where’s the eerie tiefling OC? Taking the picture?
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>>502902267
having sex with minthara
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>>502901680
cute
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>>502902053
she's not baking you any cookies if that's what you're asking
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>>502902428
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>Play Spore Druid early game
>90% of turns are autoattacking with a Shillelagh club and a 60-70% hit chance
>literally two damaging spells
Uh… fun I guess
When does the class get good?
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>>502901380
>Lae'zel putting herself physically between Shart and her lovers
the jokes write themselves at this point...
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im starting my first playthough now
>Human
>Male
>Fighter
already met two cuties which is a good start to building my harem
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>>502909452
>Human
>Male
>Fighter
Based
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>>502909452
Nice anon, hit us up with a screenshot of your character!
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>>502906361
Once you multiclass Monk, install cheats, avatarfag (yet deny you're here for attention) and ask irrelevant, time-wasting questions. You don't even need to understand how the class works, or what kind of damage you deal. Necrotic, poison, whatever. It's a green icon, alright? That's when the class gets good.
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>>502906361
When you summon a literal army
>4 Spore zombies
>3 skeleton archers/flying ghouls
>2 minor elementals
>1 dryad, wich also summons
>1 wood woad
>1 elemental Myrmidon
Enjoy your micromanagement nightmare and 30 minutes long turns. You also get a spammable BA and Reaction.
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>>502910442
This feels like you’re talking about a specific person, anon
>>502910770
Okay I’m sold
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>>502910770
That sounds nice, but it's not interesting. You know what is? Having 9 or 10 party members and slopping them all up. Then you can post group shots here and become a thread personality and shit up threads with your slop. Something about the namefag being to blame, or maybe jealous.
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>>502910230
just washed up on the shore, found one of the cuties and met a white haired twink
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>>502911345
Don't forget to blog your playthrough, and grab 2 levels of War Cleric. For the Guided Strike.
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>>502901380
bg3's party is so fucking bad holy shit
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>>502911345
Based Human Male BT4 enjoyer
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>no option to kill and eat Shadowheart
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>no option to kill and eat Karlach
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Now, a question of etiquette - embarrass ourselves with a new thread during dead hours, or just let it go?
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any eta on the next patch
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>>502921058
>he doesn’t know
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>>502921597
>>502921597
>>502921597



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