Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General. Here we discuss ALL things Sonic!/sthg/ #7583 - Guardian Edition>Sonic the Hedgehog 3 - Official Trailerhttps://youtu.be/OSOyFiOiNd4 >Sonic is getting a five issue crossover miniseries with DC, further collaboration will continue through 2026https://youtu.be/t8b1woTWRIY [Embed]>Sonic Rumble - Announce Trailerhttps://youtu.be/Em6-SjjaYQE [Embed]>IDW Release Dates:Sonic the Hedgehog: Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special - 20 November 2024Sonic the Hedgehog #75 - 11 December 2024Sonic the Hedgehog #76 - 05 February 2025Sonic the Hedgehog #77 - 19 March 2025>General link compilation:https://pastebin.com/v28z0i4Phttps://web.archive.org/web/20201011115814/https://pastebin.com/ryx42C0W>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Uk5U8jY_RPZF9m_gmPfSOfCngAOSAxy393dsQVPoOyQ/edit#gid=0>Perfect System Collection:https://drive.google.com/file/d/1nnOjrAPad6L7Bvi_wKMcVJqD_ql8MLjH/view>Sonic comic scans:https://grabber.zone/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org//sthg/ OC info:sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive//sthg/ cytube:https://cytube/r/sthg/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Thread: >>502850028
>>502871587they are so cute together
>>502871587Trip is cute! Cute! CUTE!
so is knuxrip the plan now
Honey the Cat!Blaze the Cat!
Fang!
Sonic and friends!
Eggman smacking Sage's fat ass while she's laying on his lap
Inside you there are two worlds.Which one is canon?The one you write fanfics for.
trip poking knuckles' chest (he thinks she's checking out his birthmark but she just wants to feel his muscles)
Kill Chipumunks. Behead Chipmunks. Roundhouse kick a Chipmunk into the concrete. Slam dunk a Chipmunk baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy royals. Defecate in a Squirrel's food. Launch monarchs into the sun. Stir fry Chipmunks in a wok. Toss Squirrels into active volcanoes. Urinate into a monarch's gas tank. Judo throw Chipmunks into a wood chipper. Twist Chipmunks' heads off. Report Chipmunks to the Eggman Empire. Karate chop Monarchs in half. Curb stomp pregnant Chipmunks. Trap Squirrels in quicksand. Crush Chipmunks in the trash compactor. Liquefy Chipmuks in a vat of acid. Eat Squirrels and Chipmunks. Dissect Squirrels and Chipmunks. Exterminate Monarchs in the gas chamber. Stomp Squirrel skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Chipmunks in the oven. Roboticize Chipmunks. Mandatory abortions for Chipmunks. Grind Chipmunk fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Squirrels in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Monarchs with a ray gun. Kick old Monarchs down the stairs. Feed Chipmunks to Xorda. Slice Squirrels with a katana. Guillotine all Monarchs.TOTAL MONARCH DEATH
>>502871817honey cums honey
>>502871587
>>502871971Sex with this milf
>>502871587Tuckles/Truckles/Knip is now canon. Namefags should draw Knuckles and Trip doing wholesome things.
your drawfag is a lunatic who thinks its funny when men die
Boyfriends.
>>502872014i'll draw something later tonight
>>502871781>knuxripWade would be proud.
...
Sonic
>>502871587>so devoid of usable content that his anniversary special was about someone elseThe absolute state of Knuckles the Echidna. Why is he even still here if he's literally not allowed to be a real character? This is just getting sad.
Knuckles is gay
>>502872162which one is gayest?
>>502872253Knuckles: Quiet, brat! (She needs correction...)
>>502872162All of this is incorrect. This was made by a fake fan.The only canon lesbian in the sonic franchise is silver.
Classic Sonic.
>>502872253where has sage been in anything?
>>502872013Tails...don't be so crass.
>>502872253Looks like another brat in need of mentor correction.
>>502872210Touma should take Fang's rights with him. Sega doesn't know anymore what to do with Fang.
>>502872162My childhood franchise has been completely taken over by the mentally ill.
>>502872253>Moderntard getting uppity.
Silver
Did the whole comic leak?
>>502872228beautiful>>502871984cute crying sonic i would hug him
>>502872039>its funny when men dieyes. that's why so many video games and movies are about finding more ludicrous ways to kill them
>>502871978and she tastes real sweet~
>>502871971Why does the idea that Rosemary is unironically racist/speciest make her hottier?
>>502872312Yes.
>>502872253Shut your mouth, child. Knuckles got another girlfriend this issue.
>>502871587>I'm dumb and clumsy>Nah, you're perfectKnuckles knows what girls needs to hear.
>>502871971>Willing to give power to an obvious mentally unwell nutty wizard who attacked Robians before I will always make fun of how retarded the council was but her genuine hatred towards munks, to the point of choosing the psycho wizard over them, will always be funny.
>>502871817Honey the Kino.Glaze the Scat.
Shadow
>>502872338>>502872446>somehow forgetting that Sage beat up and kidnapped TARDckles>according to Sonic Channel, she occasionally visits the island just to bully him for funThe only 'correction' here is the clarification that Angel Island is the de facto property of the Eggman Empire. Know your place Chuckles.
>>502871587>Knuckles comic killed Tang once and for all
>>502872894think she sits on his face and smothers him?
>>502872918Rougher than the rest of them, tougher than leather.
>>502872039It is inherently funny when men die. I am not wrong for thinking that men dying is peak humor.
>>502872918Yeah. Trip is now living happily with her family and Knuckles is just vibing with life like a boss.
Rodents
This is Terios. Say something nice about him
>>502872894Sage needs a spanking
Marble Zone completely kills Sonic 1. How is this supposed to be fun?
>>502872894Does anyone else think Sega should just axe the Modern Sonic branch? The Modern Sonic games have never been good. Some might say Colors and Generations were okay but honestly they're just Classic Sonic gameplay but dumbed down, have Wisps, and are 2.5D. The Modern Sonic games along with their awful, ravenous fanbase have given the franchise an amazingly terrible reputation. I think it's about time for Sega to give up on Modern Sonic and focus on making actual Good Sonic games from here on out and the only way for that to happen is to make Mania sequels as it's a formula that works (the best received Sonic game in 15 years). Nobody cares about modernshit outside of storyfags and characterautists anyways. Despite the fact the worst games, stories and characters are all modernshit. So what do you think?Modernshit is genuinly bottom-of-the-barrel, incoherent drivel with not an ounce of intelligence, sophistication, substance or creative value. They chuck in a bunch of edgy, contrived scenarios, cliches and obnoxious, juvenile metaphors together and then repeats them ad-nauseam to keep knuckle-dragging goons entertained like junkies looking for their next shot cheap of poorly built plot twist and shock value. I'm sure Sega is laughing all the way to the bank milking this creatively bankrupt cow that is Modern Sonic. You'd have to possess the emotional immaturity of a sheltered teenage girl to be invested in its circus-tier, cringe-lord games, even worse to take its low-level, unsubtle, parodical writing with any seriousness at all.
Without the Time Stones?
>>502872650thats the hard truth
>>502872253“Sage! Shut your gob and get in here immediately! It’s time for my 6pm prostate massage!”
>>502873218
>>502873108>>502872650Misandrists will not survive the next year though.
>>502873228Best Eggman can do is ground her in a Tamagotchi.
>>502872690Racist girls are the best.
>>502873083Oh, for sure.
>>502873218He’s the cooler looking Terios.
>>502872690Racism is just fitting for foxes.
Rouge LOST
Fang's corpse floating in space
>>502872509buddy the sonic fandom has been mentally ill since like, 2003
Ok, Archie fans. Please explain to me if there is a legitimate reason why Rosemary sided with a villain over Elias.
Streets of Blaze.
>>502873293I'll do anything to bring the series back to just 1 Sonic again either just Modern or just Classic. I hate the era split with a burning passion, it's so pointless
>>502873559cock
>>502873581There's shit on 'em
I'm sad they didn't even mention Fang, but then THERE'S MORE SUNGAZERS?!
>>502873735It was not once implied Trip was the only Sungazer.
>>502873480…her breasts
>>502871587So just so we're clear, Superstars is undoubtedly canon right? Emerald Powers are a thing Sonic and friends can use but only on very specific areas of the world.
thoughts on amy being lesbian now?
>>502872253>generic anime meme facegod fucking dammit shitty anime girl #753. this is exactly what im talking about, like those shity touhou cancer
>>502873735
>>502873735Trip was dangerously close to just being girl Knuckles so I am glad she has a family and a people.
>>502873218he has a cool gf
>>502873858Why wouldn’t it be canon?
Rouge has been replaced by Gerald on classic Team Dark. Pour one out for our batgirl.
Psycho Amy AKA Amy Soldiers.
>>502873901>lesbian
>>502873858They stopped using them because they're pretty much uselessooooh i can grow a vine or punch woooow
>>502873921Just say you're gay, dude.
>>502873735>sungazer ethnostate
GranpaGazer
>Trip wants to teach you the game of her people.
>>502873901She’s not, you’re just a fucking idiot. Ian specifically said she’s still crazy about Sonic.
>>502873735I wish they all had different shades of orange than just the exact same
>>502873351Misandry is forever. Even if every misandrist on earth dies, it will always come back and evolve. Find new and ingenuity ways to abuse men. Next time you see a man, make his day worse. It's not that men are bad, it's that they should suffer. It's funner when men suffer. Cuter. It's funny that men get worried when you clutch your purse, it's funny that men feel bad when you suddenly turn around and walk in the opposite direction. It's funny that men get ashamed when women cover the bill. It's funny that men think acting like liberals will make women like them. It's funny when men get hurt. It's funny when men get raped. It's funny when men die. It's funny when male hobbies get ruined, it's funny when men get kicked out of bathrooms, it's funny when men get falsely accused, it's funny when worry about some slightly offensive thing they said 16 years ago.
>>502873581>>502874070>>502873814>still no new Sonic beat em up>still no new Sonic fighting gameSega is sitting on so much potential
Sonic X is leaving Netflix :o
>>502874107The Emerald Powers let them summon a clone army, slow down time, turn into water and find hidden areas. The slow down time power is basically Chaos Control lite ffs
Santiago shitdash
>>502874189
The virgin nearly extinct Echidnas vs the Chad prospering Sungazers
>>502873735.
>>502873901She's hedgehog sexual, not lesbian
>>502874221>Ian specifically said she’s still crazy about Sonic.He can damage control on his podcast, but texted being rewritten and scenes of her not going gaga over Sonic tells another story. He already admitted he tried to kill it in Frontiers.
>>502874221>Ian specifically said she’s still crazy about Sonic.He's only saying that to cover his own ass after how badly the blowback against Amy's "development" has been going.
>>502874189Trip I'm like 5'6" and white, I'm anathema to Ballin'
>>502874189The "ball" is actually a large painted rock since a regular ball would just pop on their spikes. You better have super strength or you're going to get outright killed.
>>502874221>the new versions of the sonic generation cutsceneslol sorry ian but no
You silly, naive children... Didn't you know? Fang was locked inside of trip's hut the entire issue. Don't tell gramps though..
>>502873293Classic is slop too now thougheverbeit.
>>502874396>scenes of her not going gaga over Sonicwhere
sungazer milf
>>502874435white people dont exist on 4 chan
>>502874402It's not even "development" anymore since it was erased in Generations.
>>502874042It's fucking over for Rouge if they remake SA2 based on Movie 3.
>>502874282very cute art stylei also think a chao garden gacha mobile game, like that animal crossing mobile game, would make a huge profit
>>502874189>>502874364
>>502874114anime and touhou is cancer and sonic frontiers and sage are anime shit
>>502874402He's only saying that to keep shippers from trying to send bombs to his family.
>>502874145>the Echidnas went extinct>the Sungazers survivedI wonder if they ever interacted.
>>502874272This got to be copypasta.
>>502874703ian deserves to die
>>502873581sally is more similar to SoR blaze than blaze
>>502874761I wrote it myself. Men are the funny gender. It's funny when men are harmed.
>>502874797That's a bit harsh don't you think?Just letting him go and not bringing him back would be enough.
>>502874586Movie 3 is so different from what SA2 is that it would a complete reimagination, also Iizka see the movieverse as it's own thing from the games
>>502874747Didn't you see him judging Knux? Grandpa Sungazer is old enough to remember the time when his grandpa told him about the echidnas genociding themselves.
>>502874640Reminder that Trip's armor is supposedly crazy heavy and Amy carried her without a complaint.
Looking at Tang fan art is seriously depressing and anachronistic now.There's no more point in being a Tang shipper.
>>502874145Why is he so mean to Trip?
>>502875009Amy's got to be strong since she took Knuckles' place in team Sonic.
>>502874272LMAO
>>502875009That’s because Amy is amazing!
I was really hoping that they'd elaborate on Dragon and what was even going in Superstars.>>502875043I kind of expected it desu, oh well it was fun while it lasted.
>>502872690In the context of a fox looking down on a squirrel/chipmunk, it makes perfect sense.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aDRNeyIE5E
>>502875009>this is supposed to be Knuckles' special
>>502874676>whining about anime shit in a Sonic the Hedgeho threadFake fan.
>>502875043Why give up so easily?
>>502875043Ship whatever the fuck you want.
sage CUNNY
>>502875145>Black Dragon is still unexplained... what the fuck? So there's just a random ass dragon sealed in a rock?
>>502874145i kinda wanna fuck him ngl
>>502874912>t's funny when men are harmed.Yeah, it's "funny" until you are the one who's actually being harmed. Don't get uppity, or karma will end up biting your ass someday.
>>502875043You've got to have thick skin and a strong spine if you're going to seriously invest yourself in crackships.
>>502875043there was never one in the first place
>>502875262Sonic Team probably told Ian not to do anything with it in case they want to. Same reason Sonic Boom wasn’t an origin story.
>>502875256dont forget her butthole!
>>502875179>Bump in the background watching the literal murder take place.
>>502875068>are you belittling yourself againThis is him actively telling her not to be so hard on herself. However, it's clear she's meant to be the Guardian of this place so he's being hard on her to make sure she's taking it seriously.It's just an overbearing grandad who wants to see her be a good guardian and to be the pride of the tribe. She respects him but clearly doesn't like all the caveats to the jobIt's not mean, he's just making sure she's ready. If you think this is mean you'd have a heart attack reading Fleetway
>>502875043You were delusional before, surely you can continue being delusional now.>>502875362Oh but I guess revealing Trip's secret lizard family and village is fine, right?
>>502875434doesn't have one
>>502875309
>>502875312>Yeah, it's "funny" until you are the one who's actually being harmedDid I stutter? It's funny when men are hurt. Nobody likes watching a cartoon about women getting hurt. But men? That's funny.Prison rape jokes are only funny when it's about guys.
Knuckles wishes he could taste the pancakes fang had
>>502875043wait what happened
>>502875202modern* anime shityou cannot compare immortal, timeless good old school anime to modern kawaii uguu seasonal waifu cancerfrontiers songs are no different to this gay ass shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aMOurgDB-o
>>502875009>>502875134STRONK
>>502875547he gets to taste trip instead
>>502873735I get that most of them besides the Grandpa are just background characters but I wish there was more variety in their designs. It's the same issue I had with the Enchiladas in Archie.
>Shadow's Japanese voice actor in Sonic 3 also voices Griffith from BerserkOh my god
>>502875490>revealing Trip's secret lizard family and village is fine, right?I mean, probably? It made it to print so they either accepted Ian's pitch for Trip, or they came up with that themselves and told Ian to put it there.
>>502875552Nothing happened, which is exactly the problem. Fang isn't a part of Trip's life after Superstars like people expected.
So where the fuck are the Sungazers in Modern Sonic if we're apparently back to timeline nonsense
>>502874272>It's funner when men suffer. Cuter.That's because men are stronger and more capable than women by default. Think about it, when a man suffers no one bats an eye because that's just the way things are and most people accept it automatically, but when a woman suffers people get offended, angry, disgusted and vengeful. That's because women are lesser than men in the same way animals and children are. They're seen as hapless victims that need protection by not only society, but themselves as well, and the act of hurting a woman is seen no differently from hitting a child or kicking a puppy because you're picking on a weak and defenseless victim instead of an equal.The real kicker to all of this is the fact that any woman who pushes this idea that it's ok to torment a man but not a woman is not only agreeing with this point, but actively pushing it as well. It's the equivalent to saying "you wouldn't hit someone with glasses would you?" and playing up their own weakness and vulnerability by playing the role of the damsel in distress.Having said all this, I actually agree. It is funnier when men get hurt, and I'd rather see male characters put through the wringer and suffer than I would a woman, animal, or child.
>>502875552Literally nothing. Anon is schizoing out
Trip's hot dominatrix half-sister.
>>502875703On Starfall island.
>>502875043Crackships need no reason to exist
>>502875703They're just living their lives away from the stupid conflict.
>>502875552Trip doesn’t give a shit about Fang and she likes Knuckles
>>502875043>giving up this easilyLol. Reminder that Fang got the Willpower description just like Sonic and Amy. He never gives up.
>>502875526Bro, you're literally a man yourself."No I'm n-" Them niggas said ITS A BOY when they pulled you out don't lie.
>>502875703Sega says it's back to one timeline but they will still treat Classic as a seperate universe anyway, so the Sungazers don't exist in Modern
>>502875703They gazed at the sun a little too long and now they're all blind and don't go out much.
>>502875490>Oh but I guess revealing Trip's secret lizard family and village is fine, right?If it wasn’t we wouldn’t have seen it in the issue.
>>502875692oh that sucks :(
>>502875490>surely you can continue being delusional now.Nah, it's all over now. Tang shippers should just pack their belongings and go home now.
>>502875262I don’t want to see that ugly ass dragon design again
>>502875913You think I'm a tranny? That's also very funny. Men are the funny gender.
>>502875604Beautiful treasure! Precious treasure!
>>502876001But I love tang
So how long until Trip gets to modern?
>>502876094You are one.
>>502876132liking crackships ironically is fine.
>>502875350>>502875838OG Fangfag must be throwing a wild party in his house right now...
>>502876138She won't, Classic is a seperate universe and brand
>>502876013I wanna slap Cream's butt ToT
>>502875678I think it's the latter. Sega allowing them to reveal Trip's people was likely because they just wanted to make it clear that Trip isn't the last of her kind like Knuckles. If they really are planning on expanding that dragon later, seeing more Sungrazers doesn't really affect much.
>>502876094nta but u talk like a tranny
>>502875710. It's not that men are evil or deserving, it's that these things are only funny when it happens to them. Nobody wants a buttrape joke about a woman or a child. That's psychotic. Men though? Hilarious.
Sungazer OCs?
>>502876264Cream needs to get FUCKED by Blaze
>>502873735WE DID IT BROS, THE MANDATES HAVE BEEN LIFTED!
>>502876236I've always been unironic, buddy
>>502876345Is blaze really a pedo?
>>502876305Precisely.
>>502876305Men are less likely to snitch on their rapists in order to save face, also.
>>502874272The artist behind this image is a man
>>502876114Amy is a sweet and compassionate young woman who could break all your bones, but would rather be your friend and sell you some delicious treats!
>>502873735Are their dress things skin or clothing?
>>502876415oh well good thing it’s dead.
This really is Trip's comic
>>502875703Still on the island to avoid the bullshit, Tailstube revealed they're apparently still in contact with Trip too. I wanna say that might've been a sign of Sega slowly beginning to introduce classic characters to modern in the far future but I'll remain skeptical.
>>502876569I'll keep the fire burning
>>502876390I mean we got Eggman's father and Maria's little sister in Shadow Generations so that mandate has been loose for a while.
>>502876138Never faggot. Trip is turbo classic.>>502876013Do I even need to keep posting to btfo moderntards? You guys do a good of a job of that yourselves.
>>502874272https://youtu.be/U-kTu9XOFQc
Revolver the Ocelothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P6DGzSRf3Q
>>502876585>Modern tripbut the adult sungazers are all still "classic" forme
>>502876138>Is she cute? Yes! ... I miss Relic.
>>502874272Im a misandrist but I dont want men to suffer, I want them to develop empathy and stop viewing women as less than equals and also i want them to stop being criminals.
>>502876585Classic design trip 10/10. This modern fan design? ............7/10, it's too abstract of a change.
>>502876673cause they are still classic not modern
>>502876775If women were as strong as men they'd be way more violent.
Revolver the Ocelot?
>>502876829These characters were created in 2024
>>502876673If they showed up in Modern Sonic they would have designs with Modern Sonic sensibilities.
>>502871727>You're damn right, KnucklesWade's stealing Sonic's lines from SA2 now.
>>502876651where’s his apprentice bullet the cat?
>>502876970Better than that confirmed bisexual trash from the Diamond Cutters.
Grandpa Gazer fucks Conductor's wife while he's at work
>>502876450Men are the funny gender because if they admit to being raped they'd be a laughing stock.
>>502876624you need to be 18 to post here
>>502876942You know how wasps are meaner than bees because they can sting without dying? It's the same thing.
Godzilla is coming to Monkey Ball Banana RumblePS4/5/Xbox One/Series/PC port coming next yearA new Monkey Ball is also in development set to launch next year as an Exclusive again. The port is to determine if they should keep making Monkey Ball exclusive
>>502876305Nobody wants a buttrape joke about a woman or a child. That's psychotic. Men though? Hilarious.What if the child is a male? Would it be "hilarious"?
>>502876989for the classic world?
>>502876741I miss her too.
>>502876390I wonder if people are aware that the mandates (that most businesses have) are just there to prevent retardation like Penders making multiple family members for Knuckles for no reason rather than barring family in general. Trip was likely devised that way in the first place.
>>502876794Also we literally have modern trips here, so fan designs should follow the new classic idw designs strictly. >>502873735My 7/10 was too abrasive let me study these trips and get back to you. Though Modern Knuckles doesn't look like the sa1 tikal tribe. So it could be up in the air.
>>502877074Bomb the Girl. He died while hunting for Maria
>>502876775>I want them to develop empathy and stop viewing women as less than equalsNot even women see themselves as equal to men, and that's ok. >>502875710
>>502876942Give me a break most of the school shooters are like 100 lbs tops.Men are just socially conditioned to be violent and lack empathy. A female childs first toy is usually a baby or a doll, something to care for and nurture. Meanwhile little boys are conditioned to worship violence.It makes the world a worse place, anon.
>>502877204Male children are still children.
>>502877296Or maybe they just gave up on Trip altogether since Superstars flopped. They would never give Sonic, Tails or Knuckles family so why would they give family to Trip?
>>502874145
>>502877316she looks like the secretary...i like the secretary...
my hot take is metal sonic is kinda lame and overrated
>>502877359What about that woman (who married a literal troon) who killed her own father just because he supported Trump?
>>502877204That's why they said child anon, that includes both genders.
>>502877493Snake, please focus on the mission.
>>502877510kys, i thought bigfags were suppose to be the chillest here.
>>502877510youre right but that just means he deserves betterhe deserves better and kisses
>>502877490Vanilla no! What about Vector?!
>>502876970he's pretty good
https://youtu.be/FQpXYUM89xEi ship it...
I made Amy if she Gordon Freeman'd
>>502877534>one woman vs a gorillion men who murder their entire families just because.You can cherry pick all you want, but lets face it, males still commit 95% of all violent crimes.Also the number 1 cause of death for pregnant women is homicide by her partner.
>>502876673Because this is a classic comic, silly anon.
>>502877510
>>502877660>GREEN EYES FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK I DIDN'T SEE THEM.
>>502871587>Sonic and Tails>Mighty and Ray >Knuckles and Trip
>>502877728where is the beard
>>502874272The whole hontails joke would be cruel if it was the other way around. The reason it's funny is because Tails is a man.
>>502877510I like metal sonic but metal sonic fanboys need to be publicly executed.
>>502877728Can you show the back view?
>>502877660umm i just like the cat>>502877673i would agree if he had any sort of personality or endearing notes to his characterhe's literally just "I AM LE EVIL ROBOT WHO WANTS TO KILL SONIC" except i dont think he can even canonically talk so not even that lol
>>502877204That's pure hypocrisy. Try saying that to any of your male family members.
>>502877193Oh
>>502877474>They would never give Sonic, Tails or Knuckles family so why would they give family to Trip?So what? We also got Maria's unnamed sister and both her dad and Eggman's dad too, different rules for different characters.
https://youtu.be/uBbyUHGVEOA?si=KPvRwr4V0C4cTLNt&t=113I find it cool how the multiplayer lets us see what Grand Metropolis looks like at ground level
>>502877310>modern tripswhere?
>>502877204Eh, women rape jokes are funnier.Honestly out of those three, male rape jokes are the least funny. Still funny, though.
>>502877510He’s just outdated. Not a credible threat nor a fun reflection of Sonic anymore. He already pulled the kaiju card and was promptly humiliated. He has nowhere else to go.All the other robot characters are much cooler too.
>>502877947METALSONICDOESN'TNEEDTOTALKTO BE COOL.(good picture though)
>>502877973>That's pure hypocrisy. Try saying that to any of your male family membersIt isn't hypocrisy. Men and women are different. Dark humor is different between men and women. You don't make jokes about anvils falling on women, you make it about men.
>>502878136who's eggmans dad? looking it up only showed gerald and gerald is NOT eggmans dad
>>502877947he has cool mental illness complex
>>502878202Male rape jokes are usually about how silly or emasculating it is for a guy to get raped. Female rape jokes are literally always made for sexual pleasure first with no real punchline. That's why they're less funny.
>>502878240shardfags get the rope
>>502878202rape jokes arent really funny in generalits like edgy middle school humor shit. like people on here who say nigger every sentence because they think shocking=funny
>Really? No giant anything?>eh, just *this* giant mushroom *parts legs*>w-well that's... Wow, uhm... T-t-that's something!
>>502876651>Sonic will never have something as kino as Solid Snake vs. Liquid Ocelot
>>502878219Heroes is unfortunately where he peaked. He upgraded himself and stole the data of the entire cast of Sonic Heroes and still lost and then despite getting a Super Form in the IDW comics, he got one-shot by Shadow.
>>502877804https://files.catbox.moe/64nsq9.JPG
>>502871587Soulless
Please stop raping Shadow, his butthole needs rest too ya know?
>>502878425No, it's why they're MORE funny and also have a bonus of being sexy.
>>502878350Gerald is Eggmans grandfather and we saw his sons come on man.
>>502878350You didn't see Gerald's diary?
misandry is bad.. krack said so
>>502877947He can talk to his sister now.
women aren't funny
Wanna know something fucked, we aren’t even halfway through the decade and not counting boom, we have almost as many sonic titles as the entirety of the 2010s
>>502878598also they can get pregnant lmaoimagine getting impregnated by some stranger like a whorehttps://youtu.be/ViT9tAz-hHM
>>502877823>Aww man you shaved your beard, sell out
this comic made it more apparent to me than ever that trip's purpose is to vault both cream and sticks and she could feasibly do it because unlike the legion of crying lesbians, she was actually designed to have a cute dynamic with amy and now also has one with knuckles. she's more integrated into the main cast than all the shoehorned kickbutt females created in the modern idw issues. she's a kid like cream that wants to grow stronger and is actively encouraged to do so by parents unlike Vanilla keeping Cream indoors and safe. She's overly polite calling knuckles "Mr. Knuckles", and has an orange adjacent color scheme. But she exists in classic canon unlike cream which means they now have a usable female 5th member in both continuities. That teaser at the end of that one TailsTube wasn't for nothing. And she basically lives in the bushes which was Sticks gimmick. Its pretty much over for sticks and creamfags
>>502878598you can just say youre a sadistic misogynist and be done with it lol>>502878732krack is a moronic pickme who will almost inevitably get taken advantage of because of it
>>502877947
>>502878442
>>502878598nobody actually believes this, it's just for horney
>>502878671Maria such a fucking Purity Sue. Her dad and uncle had to earn their college degrees to gain the respect of their father but all she had to do was just exist and everybody simps for her.
I wanted to read the IDW series after I finish Archie Sonic. Is there like a big collection anywhere? The internet archive doesn't let you download good stuff anymore ..
You will love idw lesbos
The reason Pepe Le Pew got removed is because forcing kisses onto women is not funny. Bugs Bunny does the exact same thing to men, even going for the mouth .It's funny because it's guys. Nobody is worried about if he's sexually taking advantage of tehm or scarring them for life. It's just how it is.Sonic and Amy's dynamic in the 2000s wouldn't be funny if you reversed the roles. Everyone would think Sonic is a rapist. It's a "double standard" because the standards are different. Consent is for men because men can do more harm. Men touching women or invading their spaces isn't funny. The opposite? Hilarious. It's funny to see boys becoming uncomfortable. You know it to be true. Stop with the Neo Liberal crap.
>>502878882>she doesn't hate men! pickme!die misandrist scum
>>502878671All this tells us is that Eggman have an uncle; we don't know which is which (though it makes sense, as eggman was born shortly after his Gerald's death).
>>502878882Misogynist? If I hated women I wouldn't want them to be in jokes in the first place.
>>502878923i like this pairing unironically and ive been meaning to draw it
>>502877510I disagree. He's got a cool design, a cool concept, a cool character, cool moves, and works really well as a villain for Sonic specifically due to his rebellious nature coming into conflict with Eggman, and his imposter syndrome causing conflict with Sonic himself.There's so much you can do with him and it's a shame he's so underutilized.>>502877947I can understand where you're coming from and why you'd think that, but that's just not true. It's like saying there's nothing to Shadow besides Maria, or there's nothing to Knuckles besides the Master Emerald. Sure it's kind of funny, but it's just an insult to their characters because there's more than meets the eye when it comes to them, and Metal is no different.
>>502879004grabber in the op
>>502878732quark was groomed on 4 chan at age 12.
>>502879003Now you relate to Eggman.Millenial writers won.
>>502879017shut up sissy
>>502877802>Amy and Cream>Blaze and Marine>Surge and Kit
>>502879003>recoiling at sight of Purity
How much money did sega get from the movies and frontiers? Seems like a shit ton with how much content they’re pumping out sonic content these days. Like compare the time between forces to frontiers and frontiers to now, we’ve gotten a new 2d sonic game, a huge expansion for frontiers, a new 3d sonic game on mobile, and a new 3d shadow game
>>50287912815
>>502878867I don't know about Sticks but then why bother using Cream for Dream Team? Imagine if they just put Sticks and Trip as a duo out of left field and that was the reason why Sticks was on hold for so long lol.
>>502879015bro you'll never be a real womanhttps://youtu.be/Dfqu3UH9EUw
>>502878867>>502879216*Amy and Trip
>>502879003Eggman made this post.
>>502874272Scribbles is a man
>>502879160Yeah I understand why he went evil if he had to bust ass for attention meanwhile all that bitch had to do was just get AIDS and die for Grandpa Gerald to go full schizo on the world
>sthg rn
>>502878867Based and hopeful futurepilled
>>502879003>Have to work hard to get a degree just to make your father proud of you>probably have resentment towards this>have daughter and vow to not have such high expectationsIt's simple, reallyAs for everyone liking her, she was a kid with a severe illness, people are going to be nice to her, especially her best friends and her grandfatherSorry Maria, everyone will be a dick to the terminal patient because you don't have a degree, otherwise they'd be simpsWhat's wrong with you
>>502879090i mean yes he does have potential, and he was cool in the ova, but i dont really see what "more than meets the eye" there is with him. he just seems like a very flat and unchanging character. if theres something im missing id love to know
>>502879271You know why this is called the "Controversial scene"? Because it made people upset. In the early 2010s! It wasn't funny because it happened to a woman.
Wow this thread is awful, I'll come back later.
>>502879263They're not going to make Trip's first modern appearance a mobile game no one can play. They know seeing a classic character make a modern jump will be a big deal, so they have to plant the little teasers first.
>>502879484very what the fuck.
>>502879346
Real women love and cherish men. If you hate men you are a tranny and ywnbaw.I cherish Shadow and will marry him. I love cute boys.
>>502879240no, 12. I am a professional quark-tologist with a masters degree in quark studies. I did an entire thesis on quark getting groomed by 4 chan
>>502879463https://youtu.be/-VZ0ElVLC0EWomen are crybabies https://youtu.be/zUm0uH6_eYo
>>502878867>unlike Vanilla keeping Cream indoors and safe.This is a blatant retcon, Vanilla has never had a problem with Cream going on dangerous adventures, and the only reason she seems sheltered is because she and Cream are both polite and modest people.
>>502879581and now krack is here this thread can’t get worse
>>502879375Left wing always has their mouth wide open in case a wandering cock is in need of some attention.
>>502879375>soiface versus flat affectClearly shows who got bullied by their parents.
*BEEP* *BEEP*Best ship coming through.
>>502879375>putting Sean in thereHe most probably is but he developed a whole game. Even if it's bad, let him enjoy his moment, it's not like he's showing off his Funko Pops.>Right wingEven just a bit of work put in to their hair or beards or a bit of confidence in front of the camera would do wonders. These poor awkward souls
>>502879707lmao
>>502879581I hate weak men and trannies.Strong men are too secure in their own masculinity to be misogynists.Weak men (aka misogynists) are pretty much trannies anyways.I mean, have you SEEN how much trannies hate women?
>>502874483Classic Sonic is less likely to reuse assets or zone themes
>>502879581Of course a Shadiarrhea freak would show up to present themselves as the logical one when you guys are literally all tranny scum who force your ship onto everybody who breathes.
What's goin on in the Sonic community toda- oh...Well... I'm glad I had played Miracle Edition instead
>>502879581This.Trannies impersonate women (poorly) and say they hate men because they resent themselves for being men.It's hilarious.
>>502879631its a retcon, but one sega has been forcing for years because they want cream to be a regular background character now. they're blatantly giving trip her personality
>>502878867The fifth member of the core cast should not be "Girl Tails". Trip and Cream are tied to Amy, rather than having any real tie back to Sonic. If Sonic and Trip or Cream interact, it's just Sonic with a female Tails. That's not good enough for a core cast member because within the core cast, a dynamic with SONIC is the most important factor. That's why someone like Blaze or even Sally is the better route. Trip and Cream are good for expanding the scope beyond Sonic, like this very issue focusing on Knuckles and Trip, or Cream being the sidekick to Amy in Amy-centric stories, or things of that nature. They are good for being supporting cast members expand the Sonic universe beyond Sonic himself.
>>502879897SPARKY’S WORLD
>>502878867I mean it's pretty obvious that they want the 5 man bad of 3 boys and 2 girls but apart from Amy, they were no female Classic Sonic characters so they had to invent Trip to play off her. Sticks was vaulted due to Boom failing but in any case Cream being benched is wierd because they just decided that Vanilla is a strict mother and wants to keep her inside.
>>502879801its not about appearances with these incels. Ive seen a lot of physically attractive incels. The issue is that their personalities SCREAM 'I will be a horrible father' and scares off all potential mates.
>>502879897>Sonic CD RestoredRestored to what?
>>502874272Why is this pairing associated with rape when there was no rape involved
>>502880085the sex dungeon
>>502871587https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dbqfgbw3ymA&ab_channel=SonicBoss1991
>>502879897i read the thread just now and what the fuck. how hard is it to not be a child predator?
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>502879631When did this retcon happen though? Up to Free Riders Cream was still hanging with Amy and then in TSR they just dropped her for Chao.
>trip OP>thread goes to shitHmmmmmm
>>502879003I get what he means but calm down bitch. That backlash bloodbath was really funny to see in real time too. He also thinks Elise is a good character lol, she's as boring as Maria but worse since Elise was suppose to be an "active" part of the story but she's deadweight. Not even being a container for Iblis made her interesting enough to survive the endless ridicule. Still, I wouldn't have minded Maria showing her playful side more like she sort of did with Abe in S05 very briefly and the manga. Also, >Her dad and uncle had to earn their college degrees to gain the respect of their father but all she had to do was just exist and everybody simps for her.She's basically a make a wish kid anon, that just goes without saying.
>>502879958This is what you get right.For a core cast character, the dynamic with Sonic is the most important factor.
>>502879907Dude trannies have women more than they hate other dudes. Troons will wear shirts that say "punch a TERF" (codename for woman) and talk about wanting to rape lesbians and women who dont accept them as women ALL THE TIME.A tranny has more in common with a theobro incel than a radfem
>>502879015>Sonic and Amy's dynamic in the 2000s wouldn't be funny if you reversed the roles.False. Sonic & Amy's dynamic IS the reverse! The entire point is that the girl is pursuing the guy because Sonic is not the typical protag that would chase after a girl. The standard is for the male protagonist to pine after the cool, aloof and mysterious girl who is way out of his league, and do everything in his power to win her over and impress her and make her notice him. All of that is what Amy does towards Sonic. Because Sonic is not that kind of guy.
why is nobody making exposed threads about the idw artists who drew tails having sex
>>502879456his motivation for betraying Eggman is the fact that he's terrified of the idea of being fake, like he says in his Heroes fight, he remodeled himself so that he'd "no longer be afraid of anything". The reason he fights Sonic the reason he fights is built on his false belief that he's real and he's fighting to maintain his false existence. There's also some unintentional horror with how immediately after this Eggman silences him, mindbreaks him and forces him to obey, sort of reflecting how he never really was the real Sonic.
>>502880148>>502880270>>502880295>>502873735>>502874640>>502875009>>502875604
>>502879541Still waiting on that sauce for this model
>>502880423>implying drawing tails having sex is badtails literally exists to get bred
>>502879897>Diaper fetishistIt's always the Classicfags lmao
Bandicoot
>>502879958>The fifth member of the core cast should not be "Girl Tails".But that's exactly what makes both Trip and Cream work. Amy with Trip or Cream is the equivalent to that of Sonic and Tails. Big sis Amy and her little sisters that follow her around. Amy, Cream and Trip would make for a cute new Team Rose too
>>502880493I don't think it's bad, I just want tiwtterfags to eat IDW aritists alive.
>>502879581>Real women love and cherish men.This will always be nothing but a lie. "Love" is just a fiction. It does not exist.
>>502880437oh thats true. to be honest i havent played heroes in forever so i kinda forgot about his arc in that game. but wouldnt that mean you just like neo metal?
>>502879631I've only ever seen Vanilla act that way in western media like the Archie and Sonic X comics for instance. In Sonic X, she never seemed to be completely against it, she even allowed her to go off with Blaze the Stranger in Rush ffs.
>>502880559>But that's exactly what makes both Trip and Cream work. Amy with Trip or Cream is the equivalent to that of Sonic and Tails. Big sis Amy and her little sisters that follow her around. Amy, Cream and Trip would make for a cute new Team Rose tooThat's why Girl Tails can never be a Core Cast member. It's fundamentally an AMY-centric role, meaning a supporting character OUTSIDE the core.
>>502880449TANG WON.
>>502880580who the fuck hurt you?
>>502880494Kuta should get a hold of this guy.
>>502880423Straight Shotacon is BASEDWilly is BASED
>>502880406> The standard is for the male protagonist to pine after the cool, aloof and mysterious girl who is way out of his leagueI don't see how Sonic is escaping this.
>>502880770Himself.
>>502878867Is Classic Amy going to turn into a yandere because she's next to another pure and sweet girl or will they figure out how to make her work with another female character this time?
>>502880684>It's fundamentally an AMY-centric rolebut that's exactly what they want so they can market to little girls. why do you think they spent so much focus into trying to reshape amy the past few years to turn her into more of a role model?
>>502880863Straight shotacon is tranny garbageGay shotacon is for CHADS
>>502880867The point is that Sonic & Amy flip it around by having Amy be the chaser and Sonic be the object of affection.
I only hate men a little. Like how people hate butter, or mud on their shoes. I don't have raging vitriol against men.
Uh... Fang gang... WHAT THE FUCK?
>>502879846i feel the same. honestly i dont have any problems with men if they arent misogynists coomer freaks but sadly a good portion of them are
>>502880863I feel a powerful urge to kiss this hedgehog all over.
>>502877802>>502879216>Heavy and Bomb>Eggman and Metal Sonic>Bean and Bark>Honey and... EspioFang: "Heh. Alone as usual."
>>502880482oh really I think this guy made it https://www.reddit.com/r/SonicTheHedgehog/comments/16a9dha/i_made_a_amy_rose_model_i_used_blender/
>>502880669Neo Metal is just a transformation that gives him a voice box, it recontextualizes all his appearances, because it's the same guy. The whole reason Metal created his Neo form is because of his past appearances.
>>502880753What a dofus.
>>502880580Not true. I love men.
>>502876262>Classic is a seperate universeWrong>brandRight
>>502880945they are going to escape this by making trip a power character which fill the slot of action girl
>>502880956Amy very much should be able to be her own protagonist in her own side stories with her own cast, and so should Tails and Knuckles. But the point is that a "Girl Tails" can not be on that level, because there's no direct link back to Sonic.
>>502880993men really think making everyhting about sex is funny
cumming inside ai
>>502880406>>502880867>The standard is for the male protagonist to pine after the cool, aloof and mysterious girl who is way out of his leagueThat was Sonic and Princess Sally.
>>502880684Amy is far too girl-boss at the moment to fill her previous role. Sonic is in need of a certified fangirl archetype to make him look cooler.
>>502874282SEGA hates money, what else is new?
>>502880993fang is such a fucking cuck no wonder he became a femboy
>>502880423what
>>502879003Hood weeb opinions are irrelevant. Sadly, they show up in swarms in social media. Look at posts like this and tell me they give a damn about how shit is actually written
Milking Tail's cummies against his will
Trip is canonically wearing weighted clothing.She's been training this whole time.
>>502879456He's not just a mindless killbot, he was made to surpass and replace Sonic entirely, leading to his obsession over his own identity becoming so great that proving himself as the "real" Sonic to both the world and himself was enough to drive him to rebel against his creator in order to follow his own directives instead.The more than meets the eye is his imposter syndrome, the fact that despite Metal being fully invested in the idea that he is the REAL Sonic neither him or us know what he defines "Sonic" as, and him trying to define and emulate that concept he fabricates in his mind is really cool.The other part is simply that he makes a neat villain and rival because of how similar he is to Sonic in how he behaves in regard to authority. They're both rebels that refuse to compromise, only listening to others when their goals align or someone manages to force them to listen. The main difference being that while Sonic remains free Metal is effectively enslaved, and his constant push against Eggman's tyrannical hold over him plays out exactly the same as if it was Sonic under Eggman's control, or if he was otherwise forced to work beside him for some reason.Metal is a foil to Sonic in the best ways, and I really don't like when people try to discredit him as shallow when he's anything but.>>502880669Neo Metal is just Metal with enough power to fulfill his desire to rebel and the resources to no longer need Eggman. Neo and Metal are the EXACT same person.
>>502881167Bro, you're a man too. Identifying as a woman doesn't change that.Sit down.
I am a MANLY MAN and I hate MEN
>>502881167That's cause it is.
I have the power to travel through time
>>502881428without the time stones?
>>502879707>>502879876>t. ranny
Imagine if Eggman walked in on Sage practicing twerking. How would he react?
>>502881387Is this abuse too, sthg?
>>502881127>Trip>power character Nah man she's got Cream vibes
>>502881458>archiefies your sheep
>>502875918>sega can't even let the game universe reference itselfThis franchise is a joke
>>502880998True. Like my whole life there's always been 3 types of males1: Nice cool guys who are chill with everyone. Usually they grow up to be chads/loving husbands and fathers2: Kind of crazy and reckless, but still great to hang out with and accept everyone. Also tend to grow up to be chads/good fathers. Maybe not the best husbands3: Complete and utter pieces of shit. Just the most judgmental and obnoxious assholes on the face of the earth. Worst case scenario is that they breed and become horrible fathers/husbands. This type of male should be culled for the betterment of mankindI feel like 3 is only 1/3rd of men but dear god if it's a minority it is a LOUD one
>>502881363imagine sage thinking of metal as an older brother and then connecting herself to his mind to talk to him and he just curses her out and tells her how much he wants to kill her and eggman
>>502881474>doesn’t like drama bitch = trannyhow fucking self centered do you have to be to think anyone who doesn’t like your whining is a goddamn troon.
>>502881130>>502881197And that's why girl tails can work this time, Trip will make him look cool again like she did with Knuckles since she is naive and earnest
>>502881532He'd probably just revert her OS back to the last stable build, wipe any twerking related memories and pretend it never happened.
>>502881674Tell me what your problem is with me without resorting to wokie talking points or HFOMA hatred.
>>502876585>Shadow stole his year>wade stole his tv show>trip stole his comickek
>>502881083fair>>502881363i understand your argument, i guess i just dont find "identity issues" to be an incredibly interesting character trait. i feel like shadow and surge do that better
>>502881674nta
>>502881663i wanna see her phat ass
krack i love you
>>502881629You’re just figuring that out NOW?
Trip stole my heart
>>502881595Unironically prefer this design for her. Would passionately sex.
Fang in Silent Hill
Japanese trailer https://x.com/SEGA_OFFICIAL/status/1858996171144052797
>>502881796you’re fucking annoying anytime you enter the thread either tranny posting, twitter posting, or shadria shit happens without a fucking doubt.
>>502881985We know, fang
Imagine being so annoying that not even 4chan likes you
I'm not sure if it's hilarious or sad that we're discussing Trip when it was the Knuckles 30th Anniversary special.
>>502881652I think that would make perfect sense since they seem to be pushing Sage as a diehard loyalist. Her and Metal would undoubtedly butt heads and perhaps even physically clash if tensions grew high enough. I'd love to see how they'd interact in the far future after Eggman eventually dies.
>>502882234she has so much of knuckles' cum in her she might aswell be him
>>502881690>they created Trip to memoryhole Amy ever being a fan girl so they pretend that she was always a girlboss They might just pull it off with a couple more games + Adventure remake.
>>502881796You force your shitty crackhsip down everybody's throats and attack everyone who disagrees with you. Also you're a fat chunky hippopotamus whale beast who needs to get on a treadmill before they set off an earthquake detector you obese friendless fuck. I'm glad a shithead like you will never lead a normal life because you're an awful fucking person. Maybe if you had any compassion people would be nicer to you. Retarded Shadria freak. Accept that other people like different ships for once. We could have been friends in another life.
>>502881363What evidence is there that Metal wishes to rebel against Eggman? Even in Heroes he doesn't hurt or kill him when he was in the most convenient position to do so.>>502881652>imagine sage thinking of metal as an older brother and then connecting herself to his mind to talk to him and he just curses her out and tells her how much he wants to kill her and eggmanSage would be heart-broken. I think ironically it'd take Cubot/Orbot's get-along and easy-going outlook as Eggman's other disfavored creations to break her out of the resulting funk.
>>502881652Metal would scream so loudly in her ears that it burns like the flames of hell.
Who the fuck is Krack, you talk about Krack but i dunno who that is, is Krack here in the room with us?
>>502882403Rouge is a shifty skank
>>502881197>>502882368What's even the point of Amy being a girlboss?Is there any examples where she even act like this?
>>502882234We were shitting on Tails for needing birds to help him save Sonic during his 30th anniversary special and we were shitting on Metal for jobbing to Amy during their 30th anniversary special. These anniversary specials are all about the agenda posting
>>502881363eggman reprogrammed him he doesn’t have free will
>>502882565The same reason they made Bo Peep and Bo Peep- I mean Movie Peach "girlbosses"Transgendrism
Reminder Rush!Blaze is a baddie.
>>502882536former artist who wants shadow to fuck her and grew up on /sthg/
>>502882403nta but shadria is a cuter ship than shadouge.I dont hate shadouge but rouge seems more romantically inclined to be with knuckles.Meanwhile who the fuck else would Maria be with?
>>502881563No.Knuckles isn't doing it because he's a purebred asshole and yucking it up while kicking her into the dirt, that's literally the cardinal difference. He's doing it because he thinks it'll make her more assertive and fitting for her role, because that's what he had to go through. We literally see him come to realize that he's too hard on her, and what worked on him doesn't work on her due to difference in circumstances and apologizes accordingly.
>>502882565They're apologizing for Sonic X putting her reputation in the gutter. Boom proved it can work so they're running with it.
>>502882536some girl who is obsessed with shadria and a yume for shadow, and she gets in fights here a lot. usually with the shadouge schizo lately
>>502882715Maria is dead
>>502882675you just want to talk about trannies dude
>>502882234Knuckles will always be a secondary character thanks to penders
>>502882745sonamy was cute in sonic x>>502882820So is shadouge what is ur point
>>502882278>I'd love to see how they'd interact in the far future after Eggman eventually dies.Sage could probably be convinced to join Sonic at that point by Tails's behest (just show her how well Gemerl is getting along at the Vanilla Household). The real questions I have in a Post-Eggman world are:1. What happens to Orbot & Cubot2. What does Omega do then?
Coolorfag and krack are transcoded
Rouge hasn't given about Knuckles since... Adventure 2
>>502882536a cutie
Fang is alone.
>>502882970>1. What happens to Orbot & Cubotthey’d follow sage>2. What does Omega do then?he shuts himself down
>>502881631Meanwhile there is only 1 type of woman: slutty, entitled bitches.
>>502882084>>502882403As I thought, it's some weird shiptard inferiority complex. We can coexist anon. Shadria *handshake* Shadouge.
>>502882467Eggman has survived countless things that would have killed an average person. It's completely reasonable to say that Eggman simply escaped.The main thing is that Eggman wants to rebuild the world in his image, whereas Metal just wishes to prove himself as the real Sonic, likely by killing him and taking his place as the fastest and most powerful "Ultimate Lifeform"This means that Metal originally couldn't care less about Eggman's dream of Eggmanland and just saw him as a means to an end, however after the events of Heroes where Eggman put various failsafes in place to keep Metal obedient to him so that he could use Metal as a unwilling tool, it would be safe to assume that Metal DESPISES Eggman now, and would actively seek out his revenge against him for taking away his freedom in order to serve his own ends.
>>502883040Shut the fuck up nigger
First person Knuckles ever meets is a fat egg
>Movie Shadow is voiced by Toshiyuki Morikawa>Roles: Yoshikage Kira, Paul Greyrat, Naraku, Griffith, Minato Namikaze, Sephiroth, BorosHOLY FUCK!
Fang is my bf now
>>502880316What about Merlina and Shahra?
>>502883216knuckles...
>>502883216Trip...
>>502883216Trip....
>>502880867That's Sally and Blaze.I guess the mysterious and aloof princess thing was always planned one way or another.
>>502883182If women are so slutty how come they won't fuck (you)?
>>502883191He also tries to rebel again in Free Riders via disguising himself as an egg pawn and stealing all of Eggman's data
Shadow is MGTOW
>>502883183I’m not a shippingfaggot you take the sonic discussion out of the sonic thread fucking stop
Shadow and Rouge have a strong bond. Rouge and Shadow have known each other longer than Shadow and Maria. Rouge has a powerful athletic body unlike obese fat fucking lardo tubbo rumble tumble freak Krack. Rouge is a manipulator but also crafty and smart. Shadriafags come here looking for their next big "win" and all they really do is start fights and then tattle on everyone who responds.
>>502883491Shadow was a simp for Maria and Mollie and would 100% be femdommed by Amy and/or Rouge.
>>502883505>t. shiptranny
>>502883472please delete this
>>502882536Bitch who is obsessed with Shadow and Shadaria from Xitter who rants about troons there a d here and is trying to start some kind of e-war against the IDW Sonic staff because they're left-wing. Massive attention whore.
>>502883216Tangfag...
>>502883210Is Shadow going to go on lengthy introduction while carrying Rouge's severed hand with him?
>the adventure games were so shit, they created a split down the middle of the franchise's universekek
I know we were talking about men earlier but it really is sad that society will never allow for them to be held in the same value as women and vice versa. Although, ideally, I wish both genders could be equally appreciated. I think that's all anyone wants deep down, rather than needing to put up an act.
>>502883715I want her to sit on my face
>>502883210>Shadow voiced by a guy who voiced some of the most kino characters in anime
Maria being dead means fuck all changes in the status quo.Want to interpret Shadria as canon or as a romance? Go to town with it, could as well be, it doesn't interferes with other ships because she is pretty dead.
>>502883547Shut the fuck up you projecting tranny.We all know you are a Shadria who HATES shadouge which is why you are schizoposting Shadouge because you prefer Rouge with KNUCKLES
>>502883805my boy deserves it
>>502883689>Massive attention whore.Massive as in fat. I don't know how her plump sausage fingers don't exhaust her from typing. She's a fat obese freak with 8 breasts because of how fucking fat she is.
>Movie Maria will be voiced by Aoi YuukiSHE FUCKING WON!
>>502881290hontails is shit faggot self inserter tailsfag
>>502883683of course.
Metal's Black Shield is in this weird limbo of obscurity compared to all the other SA2 multiplayer moves which are fully obscured, but the Black Shield routinely appears in the comics and is listed on Metal's Channel page, yet rarely ever appears elsewhere or brought up by anyone
Who should be Knuckles' love interest?Who should be Shadow's love interest?Should they even have love interests?
>>502883437Because a large percentage of women wants every man to be a 10/10 Chad. Men don't have those kinds of high standards for women when it all comes diwn to it, they just want a romantic partner.
>>502882970>1. What happens to Orbot & CubotThey join Sage as she strives to continue the Eggman Empire in Eggman's stead, since she'd destroy them if they defected, whereas Metal either seeks to find another brilliant mechanic to upgrade him to his fullest potential, he establishes his own base of operations and upgrades himself, or he reluctantly sides with Sage as long as their goals align.>2. What does Omega do then?He either follows Shadow around as thanks for his aid in fulfilling his original directive of destroying Eggman and his robots, he shuts himself down because his directives have been achieved and he no longer has a purpose in the world, or most likely he views Metal as the final and ultimate test of his power, and chases him to the ends of the Earth to finally put the last Badnik to rest once and for all.There's also a chance he identifies anything made by a Badnik to be a Badnik, and thus turns his sights against Sage and her Empire.
Trip killed Fang.
>>502883998Chaos Spear and Chaos Control are Shadow's signature moves. Sonic Team just refuses to bring back Sonic Wind and Time Stop or Storming Hearts and Amy Flash
>>502884041Rouge loves knuckles duh. And Shadow loves maria. It's not rocket science.
>>502884040I shouldn't want to fuck him.
Can we talk about the REAL ultimate HFOAM ship?>no dead bitches>femdom>canon
>>502884041After this comic, it's pretty safe to say Shadow can keep Rouge.Knuckles is for Trip.
>>502884181>mariaDead, I'm talking about the present with living characters.
*kissu*
>>502884249You can still love someone even if they're dead, retard
>>502884041Knuckles has a large harem of love interests that he will repopulate the Echidnas withShadow just lives with the memory of Maria
>>502883363The difference being that Sonic doesn't pine after Blaze either.
>>502883998It's in Archie and IDW a lot.I am also personally in love with it, it's so fucking cool.
https://x.com/JackalPhantom1/status/1858550703116959823
>>502884225dont ship but cute interaction
>>502884225Based and true
>>502880753Trip kissing Knuckles' booboo on his blob to make it better
>>502878156I hate how people say heroes is like the classics. the classic games took place in specific locations with their own lore and backstory. heroes is a bunch of random bullshit
>>502883363The thing with Sally ruined the Archie comics and while Blaze had potential, Silver threw a wrench into it by existing so it likely got dropped.
>>502884514>Sonallyfags still existed after this page.
>>502871587>Ever since her debut people been thinking Fang is gonna plap that dwagon>turns out it's Knux Hahaha that means the fruit bat is avaliable now, Shadow is only for Maria even if she's a corpse
>>502884225>Shadow can keep Rouge.I don't like ShadougeGive me an alternative
>Cuckles meme is deadFINALLY AHAHAAHHHAHAHA
>>502884052>women have standards for who they fuck! that makes her a slut!>men have no standards for who they fuck! That makes them not sluts somehow!Give me a fucking break, if you wanted to be with a fat ugly balding woman with poor hygiene, thinning hair, and shitty personality you could. But you don't want that. You want a supermodel. Why the fuck should she lower her standards?
>>502884663The fruit bat is for the vault. Without the movies giving Knuxouge fresh blood it's going to die out in the next generation
>>502884606>Sonallyfags still exist after the comic dued
>>502884040>>502884201https://files.catbox.moe/t23peg.png
>>502884514>Blaze had potentialGonna stop you right there.With or without Silver, Blaze would have ended up exactly the same as she is now, with no potential nor opportunities.
>>502884493You see first they're at the beach then they go to a city and through the casino district, then they go to an Eggman base but UH OH it was a decoy so they have to chase the Egg Fleet through the forest and then they make it to Eggman's real base and then up to the Fleet from there
>>502884718Shadow x Sticks is a fun one.
>>502883805Sephiroth, Dante, Johnny Silverhand...
Fat people have so much body and yet they are worthless. I can't believe a disgusting whale monster from the bottom of the sea like Krack thinks that Shadow would ever look at her with anything other than disgust. Nobody will love you. You will be a 90 year old cat lady with eyes too foggy to even look at the next Sonic game. Fat freak obese lard tubby wonder of the earth. I wouldn't have to deal with you annoying Shadria freaks if you didn't force it everywhere. Stop eating all those cookies and sweets fat bubble balloon. I bet your name is fat like Olga or Harley. The people here only simp for you because they think you look like the lady ghost from the TV when really you're too fat for TV. They wouldn't hire you. You're a couch potato only you don't even eat potatoes because you only eat fatty foods for obese landwhales. I'm glad Maris is depressed too. Worthless fat Shadria freaks who don't even care about the characters at all. They hate Rouge because they will never be like her. They hate Maria and just want to use her as a skinsuit.
>>502884718I like rouge and sonic
Fang the cucky
>>502884928Cuckboa
>"toy"
>>502884896Sonic is for Amy only.
>>502884606I feel like what killed the ship was Sallicole becoming a popular alternative. They could drop the shipping wars and get Sally as a girlboss in a 2 for 1 deal.
>>502884928we don't use that word here
>>502884896I like Rails.
>>502884793Don't do this to me, I'm supposed to be on my straight arc.
>>502871587>>502884359>>502884225He gotta update this
>>502884890Bro what the fuck
>>502884890Are your fingers too fat to space your schizo rants?
>>502885045we know sonic team
>>502885034Amy...
Knux will never live down Operation Big Wave
>>502884810It was Silver who messed up her lore. She was easily accepted as AU Sonic until 06 reintroduced her as from the future which led to a confusion about what she actually is.
>>502885034
>>502884718Rouge can be President's sugar baby and Shadow can warm Towers' lap
>>502878536Imagine thinking the bubble bitches will ever be more than sonic's cheerleaders
>>502884810>Blaze would have ended up exactly the same as she is now, with no potential nor opportunities.Blaze has the potential to explore her world with her own cast of characters and unique villains.You know who else has the potential to explore their world with their own cast of characters and unique villains? Silver.Silver and Blaze are in the EXACT SAME position of having the potential to be great, yet lacking consistent characterization and focus from ST, and every single time you try to pull this insult you're inadvertently mocking Silver as well since the same things you try and mock Blaze for are things Silver suffers from as well.
>>502885201Big deal, she'd still end up being just as unused and ignored as she is now, arguably even worse off.
>>502885039>Ian changed it’s name to Clucky because he felt attacked
>>502885089forgot one
>>502885201It's not that confusing. 06 happened before rush, and she was just sent to silver's future first. Time reset, rush happens.
>>502885268Thanks doc
shadow yumes this pic reminded me of you
>>502885083Infinite is weak though, so it's not gay to plap his cute butt and pull his fluffy tail and play with his cute hair
>>502884741>if you wanted to be with a fat ugly balding woman with poor hygiene, thinning hair, and shitty personality you could.Funny you say that since women who fit that description do end up getting married to men who do just that, but you'll never see a woman do the same because they are the ones who want supermodels, yet men are supposed to be the shallow ones.
>>502885423It just makes me imagine Shadow doing the exact same thing to Sally's ass.
>>502878849>slow down production to focus on quality>games are still shit, just take longer
>Tails grows limp and still as a plush toy from Toy Story in Sonc Xthis needs to happen again
>>502885083i want to give him the thwomp if you know what i mean
>>502877359all I've seen is boys being shamed for boisterousness and violence. they're only interested in violent things bc its their genetic prerogative
>Sonic x Amy>Tails x Marine>Knuckles x Trip>Shadow x Rouge>Silver x Blaze>Vector x VanillaThere.
>>502867252>>502877481*magic toy
>>502885624Absolutely based.
>>502885268We had Eggman Nega and you all shit on him for being a lazy recolor of Eggman with a shittier personality We had Marine and you all shit on her for being annoying. We had Captain Whisker and Johnny and nobody cared for them in the slightest. Just fuck off with MUH POTENTIAL already. We can barely give screentime to Tails and Knuckles much less tertiary characters from the Dark Age.
>>502885364That's not what happened.
Any non-exeslop Sonic horror?
>>502885423God, Infinite truly is the ultimate boywifeform.
>>502885624literally all trash except the last one is ok
So, Amy for Sonic, Trip for Knuckles, Honey for Tails Mighty and Ray are homosBean and Bark are HomosFang is KHHV chadCan we have another comic featuring the classic era cast but man, Trip having a clan really makes me a bit relieved she's not by herself, I really want to introduce her, Mighty, Ray, Honey, Fang, Bean and Bark to modern so we can have that sweet sweet continuity but how the fuck would you even begin to explain their absence after all these years ?
>>502884612Source?
>>502885364Rush comes before 06
>>502885714Nega would have been better if he wasn’t an exact copy of Eggman’s design.
Why do you think Rouge hasn't been on any of the previous twitter takeovers?
Thread was fine until the Shadiarrhea faggots showed up
>>502885859If it did, blaze would recognize sonic.
>>50288585906 happened before Rush.
>>502885864Twitter hates her voice actress
>>502880945Trip actually has her own gimmicks and doesn't need to leech off Amy
>>502885714This is way more than Silver who has... nothing.
>>502885836>how the fuck would you even begin to explain their absence after all these years ?It’s a big world out there.
>>502885836>how the fuck would you even begin to explain their absence after all these years ?there's nothing to explain they're just off-screenlearn object permanence
>Sonic x Tails>Amy x Cream>Knuckles x Master Emerald>Shadow x Maria>Rouge x Topaz>Blaze x Marine>Fang x Trip>Surge x KitBetter
Fang has nothing left to live for.
>>502884890*ignores your rant and saves the art*
>>502885089
>>502886068That's not true
>>502885430Meanwhile if you hear a story about an attractive woman marrying an ugly man you just dismiss it for something else and it "doesnt count"Shut the fuck up incel. It's your shitty personality that scares women away from you.If you never realize that then just accept being single forever without being a bitter faggot about it.
>>502885364Not canon. 06 happens after Rush.
>>502886068Thinking the HUNTER cares about a bitch he ain't a sucker but I find it hilarious that Fang didn't get a single mention in this comic Trip truly doesn't give a shit about him
>>502885860An anarchist witch queen with Nega's psychopathic and detatched personality who wants nothing more than to release the old gods and return the world to chaos would be way better than a blatant recolor.She could use sea monsters instead of robots, and ancient artifacts instead of Eggman's mechanical devices.
>>502886130Knuckles has a special ability where he ends up getting any girl who gets too close him vaulted. So far Rouge has managed to survive his murdercock
>>502886193That's something that gets said, but nobody believes it.
>>502885616>It's a mans genetic prerogative to be violent Maybe the world is better off without men...
>>502886225So that's your fetish huh
>that Labyrinth Zone bossThey really thought they could top Mario with this game, huh.
>>502886225and her name is Eld Witch
>>502886289Only Silvazefags refuse to believe it.
did you really expect tangfag to freak out, he already said he expected this
>>502885856https://x.com/Sonic_Hedgeblog/status/1858202097893744747
>>502885860>>502886225>Eggman Nega would be good if he wasn't Eggman Nega And there it is.
I've been gone all day. From speedreading the thread, I'm getting that Fang is a cuck now?
>>502886225>female villainNot with westerners involved. She wouldn't be pure evil.
>>502885934Blaze doesn't recognize Sonic because the Time Travel gave her amnesia like Sonic gets at the end of Metal Virus when he's flung into the Sol Dimension.>>502886003>Q:Okay, genuine question: When Blaze "dies" at the end of Silver's route in '06, she actually goes to the Sol Dimension, correct? If so, that means her backstory of being born into her royal family wouldn't make sense, because '06 happens before the Rush games. Was she reborn into that dimension, with fleeting memories of Crisis City that she remembers in Generations? Is the Blaze from '06 a completely different Blaze?Ian: I can't get too much into it because this is kind of internal stuff that has not been clarified publicly but Sonic Rush comes first, the Blaze of 06 is the Blaze of Rush and she doesn't die, she turns into Burning Blaze and warps back to her own dimension and forgets the events of 06.
>>502886494>now
>>502886298you don't think women bully and attack each other? just because they aren't as physically strong doesn't detract how vicious they are....
>>502886494yes basically.
>>502885380I generated that pic a couple years back. It's me and my husband Shadow.
>>502886514>Blaze doesn't recognize Sonic because the Time Travel gave her amnesia like Sonic gets at the end of Metal Virus when-Stop. Please..just stop.
>>502886282Not for long
https://x.com/Sonic_Hedgeblog/status/1857176434898296998What the fuck, she sounds so much more fun and bubbly in Dream Team compared to Frontiers!
>>502886130The only thing I'm getting from this is that all these girls are in the vault forever, Trip and Ariam will be no different
>>502886607Shadow doesn't love fat people
>>502885573It was cute, but only works when he's clearly an alien.
>>502886414>Artwork from the color script of the 'Sonic x Shadow Generations: Dark Beginnings', scanned from the art book.>>502884612The romantic tension is here is thick enough that even the Egg Breaker couldn't dent it.
>>502886481Yes, exactly.
>>502886481objections?
I'm being genuinely serious, do Shadow/Maria shippers really need to force their ship every single thread?
>>502886309Sonic and Tails are guys, and Blaze and Marine are girls, I think it makes sense for Blaze's "Eggman" to be a woman as well.>>502886481His personality is great, and it mirrors Eggman's nicely in the same way Blaze mirrors Sonic's. Despite that, his design is lazy as hell, and Blaze's arch enemy should be made specifically for her instead of just stealing what already was to save time and effort.
>>502886298Without men there would be no world since women can't run shit. You know the internet and the device you're using to connect to it? Invented by men.
>>502886414>Artwork from the color script of the 'Sonic x Shadow Generations: Dark Beginnings', scanned from the art book.Where can I find these scans?
>>502886554Women gossiping isn't the same as a violent male literally terraforming their home to have a hidden apartment below their house so they can kidnap, enslave and rape their own daughter for 20 years.Women just don't have that level of pure sadism. The bulk of womens cruelty is just shunning. It sucks but its not nearly as traumatic as what men do on a day-to-day basis
>>502886892I will take shadria shipping over sonaze autism any and every fucking day of the week
>>502886289>>502885934If Blaze was from the apocalyptic future then she would be just as naive as Silver.
>>502886998the sonaze shippers aren’t this bad
>>502886892>double-standards
>>502886892You are the only one freaking out about it right now.
>>502886957>Women just don't have that level of pure sadism.Lmao.
>>502886892Are you the guy that posts that BEEP BEEP best ship stuff?
>>502886998Sonaze shippers are WAY better than Shadria fags
>>502886651even Rouge?
>>502886928The first computer was made by ada lovelace.The idea of washing your hands before surgery was first thought up by midwives and the first man to actually notice that was a good idea was sent to an insane asylum.Without men we would be like whiptail lizards. Far more peaceful and in harmony with the world instead of living with an impending nuclear apocalypse by the male invented atomic bombs or the dystopia created by the male invented AIdesu I'd rather be banging on rocks and shit than dealing with shitty men.
>>502886957Look up Sylvia Likens.
>>502887158>not in the movies >her design is constantly censored >her VA is a chuddette Only a matter of time.
>>502879716right wing is saving themselves for the marriage they'll never have
>>502887002You know, I think blaze is even more naive than silver. It's pretty sad that she's willing to kill someone to save the world without much thought in regards to whether it's right or wrong unlike silver.
>>502887080Sorry anon. A stacy laughing at you once just isnt the same as getting brutally raped and murdered.
>>502887193Feminist delusion. You're basically the female version of an incel.
https://x.com/pungter/status/1859042525815992370
>>502887269Look up Elisabeth Fritzl
>Comparing Sonaze to ShadriaYep. Fuck Shadria dumbasses.
>>502887359>women NEVER murder and if they did it doesn't count because men do it too
>>502886639English voice direction in Frontiers was weird, and Dream Team was overall far better (the exceptions being Cream & Rouge who BOTH soundly appreciably younger than they normally do but I chalked that up to them having been vaulted for so long that their VAs had some throat rust).ShadowGens & Dark Beginnings' Rouge was better than Dream Team and the best in a long time IMO. The only part I found a bit dissonant was at the very end of the game she veered into Valley Girl territory with her parting "What ever."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvZ1pLrQG_k&t=4030s
Eggman Nigga
>>502879897Lemme guess: A SonicRetro user?
>>502887483>blanket colored like MariaShadriabros, another point to us!
>>502887563nta I mean scale wise it’s kinda ya know
>>502886130Knuckles FUCKS>>502886282Is this why he hasn't repopulated his people yet? Every girl he bones dies of snu-snu
>>502887383LMAOHoly shitA woman wanting to be seen as a human being is the same as a male who feels so entitled to sex he acts out and murders people.Give me a break
>>502875513Don't just stand there pretending to be shocked! Give me some Gramps porn!
>>502886639Everyone was told to sound really somber and serious in Frontiers.
>>502887658Woman here PLEASE shut the fuck up, you are embarrassing me with your delusions. Men are stronger than women in both mind and body. Cope.
A woman trusted Satan first.Sonic the Hedgehog.
Where is Kit
>gender war postingMay the nuclear winter take us soon. You lot are insufferable.
>>502887835Not in Speed Battle.
this all started because of krack btw
>>502887765Hopefully never again. It just doesn’t suit the characters.
>Comes back from work>Opens 4chan>Shadria>Fangcucking>Knuckles chad>Shadria>All men are pigs >KrackOh yeah, baby. That's the /sthg/
>>502887835Right here
>>502884718rouge x tails>>502886130did not shade get along better with sonic?
>>502887658If things were better if it was just women I would've seen an example a long time ago but history has shown the contrary.
>>502887891
>>502887891If I unfurled her tail would she die?
>>502880027Cream was benched because the shit anime ended
>>502887563Oh i agree women murder.But lets face it, almost 90% of murders are by men.
>>502888014Sonic, Shadow, and their JO Crystals
i drew a sonic, but came out looking sad.i do not like drawing with a mouse.
>>502880284>4 chao make a better partner for amy than cream didkek
>>502888072You have a Y chromosome.
>>502887803Don't fall for that shit. Women are superior to men, and that scares them
>>502887803jesus christ youre pathetic
>>502888072Women rarely get punished for the same crimes men do. Men are more eligible for the death penalty than a woman who commits the same crime.
>>502887993>did not shade get along better with sonic?She was planned to be Knuckles' love interest, that would have been a thing in the sequel.
>>502888196He looks like he's just been scrolling through the replies in this thread. GJ add it to the booru.
>>502888072Mostly brownoids
>>502888196He looks kinda pissed.I like it.
>>502888196i made him happy
>>502888235>>502888265>Go onto site that is 95% men to shit on themJust go the fuck back to Tiktok or Tumblr if you hate men.
>>502888235>Women are superior to men... in fictional Hollywood slop that is no way grounded to real life.
>>502888052You know, that never occurred to me that Cream was kept around just as an advertisement for Sonic X but if that were the case, she would have been vaulted in 2005 when the anime ended.
You guys sound like you could use some tang in your lives
>>502888417You must be very new here.
>>502886998> shadria and sonazeTwo ships that the writing does all the work for you and you don't even need to shit.I want to see real shit like picrel
>>502880284I mean she wasnt playable in the olympics but they kinda made her a judge and host in the olympic game seriesI do think that cream not being allowed to drive makes 0 sense when mario has babies in go karts
>>502888405Now he looks like he's ready to perform some mischief.
>>502888471I don't know who most of those guys are
>>502880683>this fucking leech is the reason why amy became a psycho and tails became a limpwristed jimmy newtron clone because they couldn't just be kids
>>502887891Is this AI? Artbros, is it Joever...?
>>502888265>insulting the only rational womanNice job there.
>>502888478don’t like crackship slop so no
>>502888417where did i hate on men in my reponse? im saying the way you put yourself and other women down for male validation is fucking pathetic lol. such doormat behavior
>>502888405>When there's only 30 seconds left on the microwave timer for the leftover chilidogs
>>502888445Idk women don't commit genocide or force young women to go to war and murder eachother in some of the most brutal ways known to humanity, Seems pretty superior
>>502888635Don't be so shy
Surge
>>502888491I have been visiting /sthg/ regularly since thread #400. Back then if I mentioned I was a woman, the response would always be disbelief and "post tits". Then pathetic bitches like you came in after to pretend this was always your hive.Go the fuck back feminist retard.
>>502880867>>502881187ooc, you self-inserting wankstain
https://x.com/RoxelGm/status/1859010366023590301
Fang the Cuckold>Fang the CuckoldFang the CuckoldTrip's face when Knuckles eats all her pancakes and is ready for moreHow can Fang's little effeminated baby maan stomach even dream to compete??
>>502888593Yes, it's Illustrious, a new ai checkpoint. Can pretty much generate anything I want now.
Kids, theres nothing more cool then being raped by someone you like
>>502888613What have men done to deserve any sympathy from women? All men have done throughout history is oppress women and treat women like livestock to be bought and sold. And the second women have an opportunity to succeed, they do better than men, and then men chimp out because they are scared of becoming treated the way men treated women throughout history
>>502888456No other tertiary Sonic media character has been as successfully imported to game canon.
>>502888823Trip when 4 dicks
Every time Blaze lore debates gets brought up there's always a contingent of Silvaze shippers who perletuate the future backstory theory and claim "it's not complicated" but then we debate it for the entire rest of the thread and BumbleKast gets dragged into it. Silver and Blaze's relationship is self-evidently confusing and inexplicable. >>502886514How is there secret undisclosed internal lore 20 years later? I need to know. >>502886624Silver and Blaze is such a clusterfuck.
>>502888668Nor do they go to war to defend their homes. Your point?
>>502888593>artbrosAnyway, AI is only good for coomslop and prettyslop like people in classy outfits and backgrounds
>>502888904
>>502888953It's just Tanabata
>>502888784I've been on 4 chan since you were in diapers. I didn't even say my gender. I'm just holding a mirror up to these whiny men who expect pity even though they are horrible human beings.A secure man would have just ignored my bait.
>>502888953>theoryIt's what was intended. Not Maekawa's fault they overcomplicated it later.
>>502888518>I want to see real shit like picrel
>>502888456There's a conspiracy theory that Cream was actually designed for Sonic X but then imported into the games as part of cross promotion.
sonic 3
Trip is Classic exclusive.Don't forget her place.
>>502888842Can you give her fatter titsAlso, AI will always be alright for personal use, its when paid, corporate jobs are involved thats fucked because of copyright issuesBut generating stuff for yourself is always cool.
>>502886374There's nothing more to talk about Tang. It's a dead, vaulted ship now. Forget about it.
>>502889050Nta but what are you 50 lol? Are you a granny?
>>502889050I am tired of seeing men shit on by people like you. Because you know it paints ALL of us in a bad light, right? You are sabotaging me when you sperg out at them. Stop giving them more evidence that women hate them.
>>502889228>>502889228>>502889228
>>502888994Sonic the hedgehog
>>502889125She was created for Heroes
>>502888784Nice LARP. We've had femanons and female namefags here since the beginning. Rafa, Kayla-Na, THP, etc. (You) can go back.
>>502889236Ok but women DO hate them?Face it, if you actually went out and actually socialized with these fuckers irl you'd realize they were better dead than alive.Don't let these worthless men exploit your natural empathetic instincts.
>>502889317>all women are friends >animals are also their friends>so is the weather
>>502889518>women are unable to sharpen sticks or make fire or shelter.Try harder, retard
>>502889489The only worthless person I see is you, shitting this place up with hatred when you should be enriching it with love.
>>502889125>Conspiracy TheorySo its a fact then?Yeah, I'm well aware that Cream seems to have been simultaneously made by TMS for Sonic X and by Sonic Team for Sonic Heroes. It's hard to say for certain where her start is actually.
>>502889401>Rafa, Kayla-Na, THP, etcDegenerate bitches or attention whores we all told to GTFO.
>>502889658I am teaching women that they should love THEMSELVES before trying to rely on a man to love them. Most men are physically incapable of love.I'm trying to undo the conditioning where women were taught their only worth is from serving a thankless man
>>502889657There was a reality show that accidentally showed they can't do all those things kek. Women suck.
>>502889815You seem more focused on seething at men because you have this narcissistic and delusional halo view on your own gender.
>>502889815You're only making me despise myself because I don't want to be associated with people who want men to die. I want to embrace my love for men. It makes me feel amazing to be in love with a man, and I want to care for him.
>>502889856>this show cherrypicked incompetent women to make incompetent men feel better about themselvesTheres countless irl examples of women living out in the woods alone. Shit even other reality shows had women who performed better than their male counterparts.But you're so fragile you don't want to admit that women are human beings. I feel like there needs to be 2 categories of Y chromosome havers. Failmales who cuck themselves out of greatness due to their fragile egos and men who aren't scared to work alongside women for the greater good.
>>502889489>saying this when a man was the reason your retarded ass was even born
>>502890164Wanting men to do better isn't me wanting all men to die.You can love YOUR man, but you also have to acknowledge men are dangerous. Lets face it, you'd probably rather hitch a ride with a woman driver than a man.
>>502890197Edited shit to make women look better than they actually are. Plain and simple. The media doesn't like showing women failing even though that's what they naturally do.
>>502890343Most men don't do anything more than bust a nut when it comes to child rearing.Women generally do the brunt of the work, and ALL mothers have to deal with pregnancy and childbirth.But what thanks to women get? Usually scrutiny if the dad is a deadbeat and abandons the child.Why is it so hard for you to hold men to a higher standard?
>>502890530>media shows a woman failing at somethingAnon: THATS HOW WOMEN ARE IRL!!!>media shows a woman doing well at somethingAnon: THATS JUST BECAUSE OF THE WOKE MEDIA!!!!!!Which is it anon?
>>502890409They are doing fine. Men are responsible for discovering all of the planets I love, men are responsible for making the device I am talking to you on right now, men are responsible for making Sonic and my favorite Sonic character. I love my father and my man. Of course it offends me when women, who've only ever rejected and shunned me, show up to tell me the people who've made my world worth living are horrible terrible people.
>>502890409Just because you spent most of your life picking men with obvious red flags and got burned by them until you settled on some beta provider you would've turned your nose at when you were younger doesn't mean men are the devil, bitch.
>>502881363oh he thinks he's sonic?
>>502890592Okay, and who built the hospitals you women gave birth in? Who used and created the equipmment for a safe pregnancy? Hmmmm.
>>502890838So you admit that theres shitty men out there, but then you can't admit that theres shitty men out there?
>>502891042Washing hands was made popular by midwives. Most men in hospitals wouldn't even fucking wash their hands because they wanted to flex to other doctors.
>>502891087There are shitty PEOPLE, retard. Not just men. It shouldn't be their entire gender's fault you dated dudes obviously weren't good people.
>>502882689a bad character
>>502890830>women have only rejected/shunned meDude I know you have a massive friendgroup of women. Don't give me that shit. And a lot of these men you defend think you are disgusting and actively talk shit about the things you're into. I don't know why you can accept those men but when theres women who accept you it isn't good enough?
>>502891248Who built the hospitals from the ground up? Certainly not women.
>>502882745how was she a girlboss in boom when she's lazing around on some fuckass island
>>502891696Women murder kids in their stomachs daily.
>>502891579I've worked in construction, and you'd be surprised how many women work in construction. And they work in the hospitals too.Women worked a lot of the shitty jobs men did, it's just that HIStory doesn't talk about them. They paint women of all classes as just sitting on their asses doing nothing to contribute to society.Its a crock of shit.
>>502891856highest cause of death for pregnant women is homicide. Who do you think is the one most likely to kill a pregnant woman?
>>502891856>stomachsWho's out here eating babies?
>>502891856>tranon thinks babies are formed in the stomach
Fang won. He married Trip while knuckles went to Ariem in modern.
>>502892120A loose tranny?
>>502885201the au concept alone is retarded enough. it's something sonic team pulled out of their ass because they're too autistic to just let a character be remotely functional to control for no particular reason. if she really was an alt sonic, she'd have her own games and stay out of the main series but she can't because no one would give a shit
>>502892496I mean, pretty much. Since they ARE men
>>502891462Guess why I have that small friend group? Because they were shunned and kicked out of everywhere by women. I accept those men because they were the only ones willing to be there for me at my lowest times throughout my life. The only ones who ever bothered to say hi to me when I was a lonely kid. Men give me a sense of security and I know that if I am ever ditched by women for the 10th time they will still be there. I don't get why you take such issue with me loving men. Yes, there are bad ones, but there are bad humans everywhere. It isn't a male exclusive thing, and I reject the mindset that all men should be killed or punished for the mistakes of some, because overall I think they have done far more good than bad. The air-conditioned house I live in is proof of this.
>>502892362Tang is just too cute
Who is the Dumbledore of Sonic lore?
If femcels hate men so much why don't they just leave? Go found their own female island or something instead of bitching?
>>502892773This guy.
>>502880993She used to look at Fang like that, and she will again.
>>502891924Women made up the majority of human computers in early computer science history also. Hardly any man wanted to do shit like that
>>502892941Fake shit.
>>502892673You didn't even get a proper chance to socialize irl. You dropped out of school when you were only a little kid. What were you doing after that? Just fucking around on social media, which isn't like IRL AT ALL.And I don't think all men should be punished or killed, thats part of WHY I'm telling men to stop blaming all their issues on women. Who is sending men off to wars to kill people and watch their own friends die? Not women. Women are just asking men to see them as human beings, and most decent men can do that, but these other men who are just entitled assholes don't give a shit about anyone except for themselves.Again, stop thinking women are physically incapable of building a home. Ive known tons of women who work in construction/plumbing/STEM/etc, and if society wasn't so sexist, there'd be even MORE women in construction.How are you able to see that there are bad humans everywhere but then you act like ALL women are horrible. >>502892845dumbass. I don't hate all men, I just hate shitty misogynists.
>>502892941Wasn't some of the earliest computers made actually looms? Like a tool used primarily by women to make textiles?
>>502888953>>502885364Sonic Rush happened before 06. There's no way to tell if Blaze and Sonic knows each other because they never talked to each other in 06.
>>502894065There we go with the personal insults. It's always like this. I'm not gonna argue anymore, do whatever
>>502895101where is the personal insults?
>>502892924No, Tang is dead. Accept it and move on from it.
>>502894591Have you seen a single cutscene from 06? Blaze has seen sonic IN PERSON and through Mephiles. She would fucking say something in BOTH of those instances come the fuck on now.
>>502895990mmmm tangu
>>502876013cream sexohttps://files.catbox.moe/ouoegr.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/gvy9fw.png
>>502888372the only people who will still spend money on sonic games
https://x.com/Mario123Doing/status/1859053152982483059https://twitter.com/Mario123Doing/status/1859069740649517365kek Shadow being forced to watch with these clowns
>>502871740Don't do it, /sthg/
>>502872312Nobody is fucking gay.
>>502874042This feels so wrong. I'd be broken if I were a Rouge fan.
