Royal Edition>New Hero - Hazardhttps://youtu.be/sR8N3cXWxqM?https://youtu.be/u282-SDwYtg?>A Blast to the Past Begins with Overwatch: Classichttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24146047/>6v6 playtests in Season 14https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24151413/>Latest patch noteshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/>Season 13 "Spellbinder" trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBIWoBpWnvQ [Embed]>Overwatch: Classic Official Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBj4SCL4PNo [Embed]>Comics, short stories and musicoverwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/Schedule>Oct 15 - Season 13 "Spellbinder" (Map reworks incl. Havana, Circuit Royale, Numbani, Dorado, Widowmaker Mythic, Soldier: 76 Mythic weapon, Gilded Aspects versions for all Mythic skins, MHA collab, Halloween Terror event, Cassidy and Brigitte hero mastery, QP: Hacked Limit 2, QP: Hacked Kingmaker, more Mercy and Kiriko skins)>Nov 12 to Dec 2 - Overwatch: Classic, Soldier 76 mythic weapon>Nov 29 to Dec 2 - Competitive Drives>Dec 10 - Season 14 (incl. New tank, 6v6 playtests, Venture skins)>Overwatch Wikioverwatch.gamepedia.com/>Overwatch dev trackerdevtrackers.gg/overwatch>Overwatch Esportsliquipedia.net/overwatch/Main_Page>Mercy spam filterlisthttps://pastebin.com/vB5D1i4X>Kiriko spam filterlisthttps://pastebin.com/VXp7mUqGPrevious thread: >>502860871
the kiriko brought you donuts
>>502967403kill yourself jose
genji ears
>>502967403thank you <3
I LOVE ILLARI'S BURNT PUBIC REGIONS
>>502967403love yourself jose
https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/stories/tear-it-down/https://youtu.be/u282-SDwYtg?
>>502967991make Boomslang a damage, make Touch-up a support, make susannah a toaster.
Support my thread >>>/v/695138421
>>502967991these phreaks ain't even that phreaky
>>502967991>phreaks>most of them are black and robotslol wtf
>thought my aim was dogshit>actually my sensitivity was just too high and my aim is fine
>>502968923no you are just dogshit :)
>>502968923no, your aim is dogshit
>>502968657Now I see why the last couple of threads have smelled like /v/shit
>>502968923Just adapt to being dogshit
>>502966945theyre not even hiding it anymore pal, nor is the auto reply meds/schizo poster even paid to do so anymore. The playerbase is too thinly spread because of the tank ratio...
>>502967991Would Susannah.
bros i hate playing dps but sombra is fun af to play
When the hell are they gonna list this again? It only got listed once seriously wtf
Are you guys still playing classic after the first week?
que onda
>>502969253>nor is the auto reply meds/schizo poster even paid to do so anymoreqrd on this? There was a paid shill in here defending the forced 50 despite it being the most obvious shit on earth even for a complete normalfag normie?
>>502970118said no one in the past five weeks
>>502970264meds schizo
>Listen to the Scottish VA read his origin comic>He say's "didn't" and "down" and "to" and "can't"Pure pish they cannae even day a Scottish guy right.
>play homoweaver>save mercy many times>spams thanks>4 endorsies
>>502970264
>>502970239I stopped after two matches
>>502970239No, I'm bored of team deathmatch
Mei's ass is my favourite character.
>Scottish hero, Irish hero, English heroWelsh hero when?
>>502970131zayyymn she has a skin like that? that's top 3 for sure, mythic and mob boss included
Youngest...https://x.com/CreamSandwichBL/status/1859280635933884897
>>502970264nice fanfic
>>502970453>>502970543post your current rank
>>502970823one tier above yours
>>502970823diamond 1
>>502970823two tier above yours
>>502970732I think I need The Youngest pussy asap
>>502970495https://www.instagram.com/conormcleodgoldenboylad seems as scottish as they come
>>502970576Fug Punk Mei when?
>>502970881rofl>>502970871nt
>>502970959He's Scottish of course, but he doesn't use Scottish """words""" he's just speaking american english with an accent.
tanking in this game is fucking miserableMarvel Rivals can't come soon enough
>>502971173Yes.No.
>>502971173are you a hero shooter maingamer or something lmao
>>502971173Name one game where tanking is fun
behead tracer
let me guess; tank diff again?
impregnate tracer
>>502971725FFXIV
>>502972015she doesn't even know what that means
>>502972015I'm already tracer
Hmmmm
>>502972354rent free
>>502965091I had to same experience trying to play Dva in quickplay. Why is the Overwatch playerbase like this? Do they just hate fun?
>>502971173>Marvel Rivals comes out>it attracts all of the Funko pop buying F2P only mouth breathers to itGod I can’t wait. We’re finally getting our game back.
>>502971108Not every Scot talks like a walking stereotype but I guess they should've written him as one for retards like you.
>>502972354Ship them
>>502971725Paladins, when playing as this cute girl
>>502972354>enlist on your own volition>a fucking plane gets shot out of the sky and it lands on you>it's an OW plane so assumingly this is during the full on omnic crisis (?)>they give you a monthly check, robotic prostethics, assumingly all medical expenses covered and put off duty>DA SYSTEM IS BROKEN, MANG. YOU WOULDN'T GET ITTunironically who the fuck wrote this? real life vets have it WAY worse to the point they can't even live on their own home safely and the goverment don't care about them at all. The US even fucking shot at WW1 vets gathering in crowds just for wanting their agreed on payment to come in a bit earlier while crusing through the fucking great depression, why exactly is the system broken for this guy again?
>>502972015would she like that?
Why doesn't Mercy have any kids? What about Moira? Would having children fix her?
>caring about overwatch "lore"
>>502973261Alright fart smella! Let people enjoy what little they have.
>>502973261what's even left if you strip this game's universe and characters out of it? The pretty (mediocre by today's standards) colors and graphics? The fucking fire and forget gameplay mechanics?
>paraplegic>quadraplegicWhat the hell is triple-plegic?
>>502973254>Why doesn't Mercy have any kids?neither genji nor pharah have a dick>What about Moira? Would having children fix her?no, she would've used them for experiments, who knows maybe she already used up all her eggs to make xenomorphs or something
>>502972008these quickpaly fanfic screenshots are really embarrassing
>>502973419if you care about overwatch "lore" then you are probably a capeshit fan tooYUCK
>>502973085>enlist on your own volitionYou are fucking retarded. Do not impart your thoughts to any kids.
>>502973642you think of overwatch and believe it to be a capeshit settingi think of overwatch and i see a squandered and fucking demolished sci fi settingwe are not the same
based gunface never hiding his face, always remaining in gold limbo, unlike some mo*ra shitters
>>502972518>Do they just hate fun?if you connect the dots your just realize it's played mainly by trannies; brown subhumans etc, so behavior like that is to be expected, they have nothing going on in their miserable and pathetic livesfor example, just look at the thread schizo >>502972008 carrying the team but got no (You)s from Anons? Thats typical crab in the bucket mentalty, huge in shitholes and niggers, they are basically lowlfe scums, literal insects
>some braindead Hanzo player with lower damage than my Ana is upset when I call him dogshit
>>502973773>we are not the sameyeah, you have brain damage and I don't
>>502970974Hopefully soon
>>502973725learn to fucking read dipshit, most people have a shitty life and a broken home but barely anyone is enlisting to the military nowadays
>>502973992why do people like this fat disgusting cow?
>>502974056black people
>>502973962>says the guy posting the literal mental midgetwots that meen?
>>502974056but enough about your mom
>>502974056She's cute and she has a massive ass.
>>502974037>nowadaysI FUCKING WONDER WHY, maybe look at the fucking page where Hazard loses three limbs and then is told to fuck off!You are illiterate.
>>502973573>still defending the forced50 in 2024actual mental illess unless you are paid by blizz
>>502974292meds
>>502974056we found him, the one man more gay than OP
>>502974270precisely my point you mongoloid. we live in 2024 and the omnic crisis happens in like the 2050's. Why the fuck would people start going to the military in the future when information and live footage from the trenches only becomes more and more common?
>>502974568nice fanfic pablo
>>502974195Lena is a former RAF pilot, she's highly intelligent.
>>502974056Hey leave some semen for the rest of us
>>502973992fug needs to put qos tats on goth mei
>>502975025you need to put a noose around your neck
Do you guys play the game or is it only that tank dude? what a sad general, even dota2general is less worse
>>502973992Fucking vile
Remove them from the list. They came back HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.
>>502974571>precisely my point you mongoloid.>we live in 2024You're so fucking stupid. Search and READ 'subtext', add that to this being media meant for children. If you think you're still right, kill yourself.
>>502975237I do, just got railed bad and enemy Ashe tbagged me when they killed me. And I'm fucking lw
>>502975292combat medic and comic book were also on the list
>>502975379nice selfie retard
>>502975581oh, it was "them" not "it"
>>502975379>>502975602be my girlfriend widow!
>>502975813stupid frogposter
>>502976098kys
>>502975292No shit? They brought back pink, everything is coming back in time
>>502976098perfect
>>502975148nah
>>502972692if only
>>502976098Beised
>>502974037>could've gotten a cool guitar playing type hero>nah big buff dude with chain gun lolfucking lame
>>502976098more...
Happy Birthday Amelie! Overwatch's sexiest futa.
So I finally have 50 mythic crystals. What should my first mythic skin be? My most played class is Tracer but the Zeus Junker Queen skin is probably her only good skin
>>502976839Yuck! She's like, over 30!
>>502977064>Junker Queentrash hero unironically
>>502977325most intelligent illarikek
the kiriko dance
>>502977147my pov...
>>502977064can't beat the elf
>>502977381????????? I played one game of support in my entire life
>>502977528can beat the not-elf though
>>502977528elf is dumb
>>502977638i can tell
>>502977746changing from illarikek to "i can tell"I see I see
>>502977852i can tell
I'm finally going to man up and play ranked. I'm just going to do tank placements and call it a week. I'm probably about to get flamed for 10 games in a row but hopefully I have a more fun time than that guy from the last thread posting his JQ games. Wish me luck.
>>502977995>hopefully I have a more fun time than that guy from the last thread posting his JQ games. Wish me luck.just dont pick her if youwant to win and have funt. jqspammer too
>>502978126I feel like playing any other tank would be a bad idea considering I've literally never touched them.
>>502977943m*ira mains mental capacity, yuck..
>>502975237i play 1 hour a day. i cant stand any more or i start to rage. no other game makes me this angry.
>>502978420Can't blame you. I take months off whenever I feel like it, now I am enjoying support games again.
>>502978370Dva is easy mode
kissu
>>502975237I do, but I suck at it.
how it feels to play dva with no mei, sym, zarya or brig on the enemy team
i just pick pick mauga and then swap to ball when they inevitably counterpick himthen swap back when they start to counterpick ball
>>502979394brig???
>>502979716she can boop you when you thrusters, thus cancelling your dive attempt
the brigger downplay HAS to stop
Briggers, unite.
In Push, Overtime shouldn't kick in until pushbot is actually at the block pushing. Being able to walk the robot to the enemy so it's easier for them to get OT is crazy.
>>502979883doesn't cancel shit, just delays it by a second, you can still burst her from 100% easily, brig into dva is throwing
>>502980127What's crazy is that a lot of players still push the fucking robot when they really shouldn't
>>502973446how does the brig with 800 damage doing so much healing, is she just using packs?
>>502977995Lost the first one but it was a good game. Their tank switched to Sigma after his first life and I don't know the implications of this.First round went to 99% to both sides and there was a scrap to win it. I kinda choked that round away because I got baited away but the Venture and had to reload to take down a Baptise lamp. Second round wasn't as close but it wasn't a stomp. Good game. Time for number 2.
>>502973254She's too old
>>502981338I really wanna like her. I just can't.
>>502981861She's only 39. My mom had me at 41 and I turned out just fine outside of the crippling autism.
good night my joses
>>502981340keep doing your best :)
>play QP to learn Hanzo>suck ass and have miserable stats>tank is still the one to get flamedHow?
>>502983981I wanna eat her bean clean.
>>502983637people who get mad in qp are retarded
>>502980159not if youre already playing from Narnia's asscrack and your other supp isnt braindead
>>502981340Lost this one too, another choke. The other team had like 80 fewer seconds in the second half and we lost because we couldnt contain them for the first two points. Their tank got off Zarya after the first round for some reason, I dunno why because Zarya is what was giving me the most trouble. Good game though.>>502983473Thanks.
>play ballcounterpicked>play dvacounterpicked>play roadhogcounterpicked
>>502985129just play dps, scoreboard sally
>>502985271Im just posting the match results I dont know enough about overwatch to understand the implication of scoreboard stats. I just thought it'd be fun to talk about my first time doing placements as a new player.Gonna do the third match now.
>>502979883also your heals cant be eaten by dva
>try to climb as a below masters dps>healers are deaf and blind and refuse to heal anyone that isnt directly infront of them or the tank>blame me for their dogshit awarenesswhy are they like this?
>>502986210aim better and use health kits
>>502986315aim isn't going to help much when im 60 hp and depending on the map i would have to travel a very long time just for a mini and go in the open to die anyway. i literally play support just so i can be the support these plat shitters could never be (i turn around and help my teammates) and boom im gm. why cant these retards do the same for me when i play dps
>>502986210not your personal healbot, scrub
>>502986857you are too bad to use ur mouse to turn around, you mean?
>>502985220deal with it CHUDoh and if you do bad, your team loses and blames you sweety, this is what you signed up for
>I want to ____ Pharah!
>>502987693can she be counter sniffed though
Be honest, do you use a single avoid slot for a dps or support?
>play Arcade Deathmatch>hit all my shots and win easily>queue into comp>suddenly suck and can't finish anyone offseems fishy
>>502988007as a tank player yes. they are mostly dps but whenever i avoid a support you KNOW they are shit. i usually avoid illaris or moira otps and sometimes lifeweavers
>>502988351gee i wonder why you never avoid any tanks
>>502985129Third one down, lost this one too but it was really close. They started double pocketing their Bastion at the start of our attack and it took us a while to crack it. Good game though. Time for the fourth.
Angela Ogundimu
>>502988490don't give up :)
>8 years>still can't decline mercy's reviveexcuse me what the fuck?
>>502989736why does commitment scare you so?
>>502989837commitment to what? being forced to die and delaying my respawn?
>>502989736Mercy HAS to stat-pad her ress per 10 mins stat. Please understand.
>>502980159Dva is still free inspire procs
i can't aim :(
>>502990213yea, getting punished for making a wrong play sounds about right to me
>>502990423moirafrens welcome you
>>502990508meant for >>502989953
>>502990423me before season 9
>>502967381
average 6v6 redditor
>>502988489when i play supp i avoid every doom main i get
>>502990773Ew.
>>502990773sex sex sex sex sex sEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
Hazard owes me sex
>>502990773look how much she loves to hold and taste those chocolate delicacies mmmmmm
>>502990773>NestleHalf of that bottle is probably ground up cockroaches
>>502934538Bestie
>>502991937wdymbt
>>502988490Lost the fourth but this was probably the closest one yet. I fed at the end chasing an Ashe that got invuln'd by a Kiriko. We would've won if I didnt do that. Silly of me to think the Baptise would stay on Baptise and not swap to something that could teleport when they needed to touch the payload. Good game though, probably the most fun one yet.>>502989613Thanks. This is already more than double the amount of Overwatch I've ever played in one day and I'm not even halfway through yet. Ranked games take so much longer than quickplay.
>>502992231bestie
>>502992754
>>502993347what's venmo
>>502993347They say he's one of the last in the aaron video for his reveal.But not *the* last*
>>502992473First win is also my worst performance of the day. Funny how that works out. I'm not complaining though. Time for number six.
>>502994705congrats keep the streak going :)
>>502987646make a mother of
>>502991686Shittest character design overwatch has had since Mauga
You hard carry a match? Apparently you did nothing.You make a single mistake? You’re the reason why every single horrific tragedy, man made it otherwise happened throughout all of human history.Diving enemy supports? Your DPS will INTENTIONALLY wait until you die before pretending to help, and since supports pocketing eachother outheals every possible form of damage you can do as a tank outside of oneshots, without your DPS’s help a loss is GUARANTEED.Enemy DPS peppering you at range, making it impossible to actually do a goddamn thing, EVEN WHEN YOU TRY AND DIVE, PLAY COVER, DO EVERYTHING TO TRY AND COUNTERACT THEM PERFECTLY? Your DPS will also intentionally wait for you to die before pretending to shoot at the fuckers harassing you all match.
>>502995178venture is worse than mauga
>>502993516
>>502995230The most vocal complainers tend to be the dumbest faggots, this is universal not just in overwatch.
>>502995178Just admit you don't like seeing a big strong white man blaccboi
>>502995343
I kinda liked that hazard comic read bros, it might be over for me
>>502996221no it was pretty well done with good sound design and stuff
>>502996221I liked he's dog
>>502995820>porridge niggers>white
>his VA is gayFUCKSO CLOSE
>>502996568hanzo's VA is gay too, so what
>>502996568*Flips MAGA hat off of head*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OVERWATCH WAS this CLOSE TO SAVING THE WHITE RACE
>>502994705I'm too new and inexperienced to delegate blame but I feel like we would've won this if our dps (ashe, cassidy, sojourn) shot the Torb turret that was out in the open 90% of the time in the last two rounds. It was still a close game though, so by definition a good game.>>502994832The streak is dead! Time for number seven.
>>502996568he looks like he breaks bucks not sure that's really gay
remember that time Flats wasted 15 minutes of valuable dev interview to unironically shill his 7v7 idea
Wish she'd give me a touch-up if ya know what I mean/
>>502997216>valuable dev interview
>>502997216All these dumbass content creators waste valuable time with stupid shit like that I know we make fun of Eskay, but I have a little respect for him for being given the opportunity to balance the game his own way, and he actually took it seriously until he learned the other two fuckers were going "LMAO MEME MODE XD" and he had to follow suit
>>502996108
>>502995868
do I have to do all the battle pass missions? im losing my sanity with the Flex queue one
>The moment that inspired the iconI don't see it
>>502997551
>>502997847no? you can easily complete the bp by ignoring the worst weeklies
>>502997820
>>502996568>he thought they were going to add a straight white guy to Overwatch in 2024
>>502998037
>>502998272>VA is gay = character is gaywhat?
>>502996958This but unironically.
ragey loss of the day**what the fuck happened to 4chan dudes, it asks for gay email confirmation, cloudfire clicks and the capchas are now a puddle of gray shit the AI solver can't solve anymore. WTF, do people even post here anymore?
>>502998653
>>502999108
>>502999140Pov you are a bowl of beans
>no Zar bikini skinWhat's the best skin for her then?
>>502997109Okay number seven was a win, and our Echo was really good! I've learned that Mei perfectly counters aggressive monkey-brains like me though. Most of my deaths were due to being walled off or frozen while brawling.Time for number eight.
>>502999085only kiriko has grippers, mercy has little dainty angel toes
>>502999608>>no Zar bikini skin???
>>502999284>He would rather fuck the Omnic than the nigger/ourguy/?
>>503000139>fucking a robot instead of bleaching that pussy rawngmi
Who are "they"?
>>503000717
>>502999608this is hotter
>>502999708Won another! First consecutive wins of the day thanks to good Echo players :)Time for number nine.
>>503000717>THEY want us to spend all of our time fighting against each other so that THEY can continue to lord it over usBlizzard getting a bit too based for my liking
>>503001434nice :)
Poor complad has no idea that the Forced Fifty™ is about to kick in any moment now...
>>503001434Lost the ninth. This one was kinda weird? Halfway through one of the supports started playing DPS lifeweaver, it was strange. Wasn't really close after that but wasn't a stomp either so gg.>>503002385Thank you.
>>503003848You got Forced Fifty™'d, not your fault.
>tfw another sup heals your duo
>>503005261what would licking her pussy feel like?
>>503005261White men only
>>503003848And here's the tenth. I won't say gg to this one because I'm actually kinda upset about it. Our Ana was afk from the start and we still pushed the robot 100m while fighting 4v5. Then the other team realizes we're down one and pushes back 120m. The Ana disconnects and we're still fighting 4v5. He reconnects 2 minutes later and we push 110m then he goes afk again for the final fight. Not a gg.
>>503005794Anyway here's the final result. Gold 2. Six out of seven of these losses were super close, like by a pubic hair. But I guess a loss is a loss to the matchmaker.Back to quickplay!
>>503005794Hmmm yeah weird would you say that loss felt FORCED?
>>503005015You gotta stand your ground, girl.
>>503006049>>503005794>>503006096why would anyone willingly play a video game where your wins and losses are already predetermined by the matchmaker? nothing you do matters
>>502984939>I wanna eat her bean clean.
>>503006096I don't know but I do think the final placement match would've been an easy win if the Ana decided to just play rather than figure out why his game was quieter than usual.I don't plan to actually play any ranked though, I just wanted to do the placements for the sake of doing it since it'd be a new experience for me.
>>503007205Good for you, compniggers inevitably burn out. Quickplay Chads are the only people that are able to enjoy the game long-term.
>>502988806Akande Ziegler
>>503005015>ywn have mercy main gf that gets pissy when mercy is taken from her and increasingly jealous throughout the match as they're pocketing you
>>502988806Sorry I missed your post earlierAkande Morrison
>>503007618>tfw you remember mercy main catfights
>>503006812video games are fun :)
>>503007903>The faster Support (only knows how to play Mercy) picks Mercy first>The slower Support (only knows how to play Mercy) spends the rest of the match commenting in match chat about their every mistakeYeah great days
Holy shit retards really don't know how to fight zarya. It's fucking simple:>she's not a threatdon't shoot, don't give her charge>she's far and will potentially waste both bubbleswait and shoot her>she's clinging to her lifeshoot her>she has full charge alreadyshoot her if your life depends on it don't just give up I see too many retards shooting her when she's at full health and has both bubbles, like why retard what are you doing? And then you have retards who are always to afraid to pop her bubbles when doing so would easily get a kill. It's fucking retarded
>>503010074Do it for ne
When will blizzard let us buy this one again?
>>503010894built for doom
>>503010894built for me
>>503010894built for cardio
Do you feel like you can carry more in 5v5 or 6v6?
>>503010894built for burger king
>>502992473>drop 47>lose lel welcome to overwatch and welcome to tank buddyyou'll fit right in
>>502992473you're not a team player, play fighting games
>>503010894>no visible QoS tattoo Garbage.
>>503011961The fact that deadeye doesn't automatically reload your gun is fucking dumb when almost every other ultimate does it
>>503012181This but unironically.
>decide to do flex role queue for cattlepass points >11/13 tank gamesI fucking hate playing tank
>>503012662So does everyone.
So in these ten matches I've faced more Sigmas than in 130 games of quickplay. Most of them were swaps to Sigma. Is he a known counter to JQ or do people just like him a lot? Honestly I don't know how to feel about him. At least with Zarya and Orisa I have an idea of how to navigate them but Sigma confuses me. I still try to open up by bullying a squishy but I'm always walking on eggshells aroudn Sigmas.>>503011568Well like I said I fed at the very end when I really shouldn't have. I was hoping to secure the kill because Im pretty sure the Ashe was gonna get Bob ready soon and she was also just harassing my supports a lot too.>>503012150Ive only been playing for a month man I'll learn with time. I think if I used my mic to comm who I was focusing a lot of these matches would've went differently. But again, I just gotta learn.
Imagine being a six stack and getting completely dominated by a bunch of silent randos.
why is swallowgod playing quickplay, did he get bullied too much in gold?
5v5 has forced every meta into a one dimensional pokefest and it's retarded that even release ow is unironically significantly more enjoyable than the base game is now
>>503013047I haven't played OW in a long time.
>>503005261I can see her clitoris...
honestly the kiriko feet posts just feel like bait
>>503014534And yet you keep acknowledging them and talking about them, therefore feeding them. stfu
xqc's gambling addiction was caused by EOMM
>>503015458I want her to feed me her soles
>>503015872who
>>503016094mr. skibidiwatch himself
>>503016454actually who doe
Will you guys play Hazard?
>>503016990if his gameplay is good and tank isn't dogshit by thenlet's be honestneither of those things will be true
>>503016990I'm a supportsissy but I will be stuffing my face between his pecs before each match
>>503016990if I get him in mysteryfuckwhile typing that I remembered it's role queue now so tank queue is probably gonna be ass there too
>>502999140This is fucking hot
How did cream and mercymain meet?How did Jose and the abbo meet?
>>503018036would you rather be olivia or lena
>>503018036no it isn't
>>503018325love D.Va
>>503018174role queue finds a way
>>503018174If anyone should me it’s you and a doctor desuu
>>503012662former tank main here. i also hate playing tank. fuck jewzard for removing 6v6.
How do I OTP Mei in solo queue?
>>503018325
>>502977995One more question about ranked, but do these points see use for anything besdies the weapon skins? I haven't explored much of the shop or any of that stuff.
>>503022503
>>503022938How did you and Jose meet?
>>503013293kek nice aimbot the projectile shot nor your crosshair weren't anywhere near the head hitbox
>>503024110On /owg2/. He posted about some huge faggot that’s still BTFO about “mexicans” and we laughed about it. Then posted 2GBs worth of Kiriko feet and slit.
>>503024604Shitter seethe
>>503025220Do all of your /CUM/ buddies laugh and clap when you make your little Overwatch posts? lol
Kek 6v6 was fun for like a day or two but all it made me wanna do was git even gooder with gengu. I dunno why he's the only dps I actually enjoy playing
Classic is a slow shitshow for widow mains to practice on.
>>503026531wait but classic is the only time I've felt like I had good widow games....no it makes sense now....
>>503026531I felt like fuckin necros for those first few days. 5-6-man blades. It was literally digital crack. Then I felt so empty inside. So I hopped on live and popped blade, and instantly faced the brunt of 5 people with escape options. I was humbled
>>503026962bro..............
I did not miss 2cp
bros i might actually switch to rivals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMmZ8wuXNG0
>>503030486welcome back concept genji
>other dps refuse to play because they didn't get tracer (I'm already tracer)>literally just being a hoovy friendly and taking in some foreign babble>mention it once in all chat >enemy team salty at me for some reason and two butt buddies gang up on me (teabagging me and insulting me out of the blue)>hard carry the 4v5 and winPeople on quickplay are just looking for drama
>>503030486>Hawkeye but he looks like he's dressed up as RoninI don't get it
/unsubscribe
is there a character more bland than illari? how could anyone find her even remotely interesting?
>>503032350You have no choice
>>503033020>is there a character more bland than illari?Brigitte
>>503033020>is there a character more bland than illari?Venture
>>503033850v*nture is a lot of things but bland is definitely not one of them
>>502999140why my pp hard?
Which overwatch girl do you want to be?
>>503034713Can't you just ask me something normal like which one I want to impregnate while holding hands after marriage?
>>503034713probably d.va but either of them would be a massive improvement over my....current situation
>>503034713None. I instead want to all 5 of these ladies to be my concubines that fight daily over who’s gonna pleasure me while I continue getting fatter and balder while doing nothing but playing games, getting drunk, and smoking.
>>503035282no one would fuck a fat, balding, alcoholic smoker
>>503033020>is there a character more bland than illari?pharah
>>503035476Who said they would have a choice?
>>503036145impregnate
>>503034919No that's gay
>>503036116anon, if they dont have a choice that's rape
>>503037353They’ll like it so it can’t be rape
>wait 7 minutes to queue for comp>finally find game>SERVER UPDATE REQUIRED>logs me out >log back in, authenticator doesnt even work the first 3 times??>suspended from comp what the fuck???
>>503039004For me it’s flat chested Echo
>full held anubis against hitscan waller >tried to spin bot at the end and got right clicked starting to get a little toxic in classic mode
>>503037775sucks to suck
>>503034713Pharah or Ashe
>>503037685It is though.
>>503042590King.
Every time I play bad I want to fucking die
>>503042467It’s not if they like it
Hey do you guys know if achievements follow you to console? I got the 2 Genji achievements after I played a match that I certainly did not do the requirements for them. (the pixel and chibi ones)
>>503043312yeah I think they do.
Jesus fucking Christ I hate myself so goddamn much every day it's the exact same goddamm thing I never learn I never improve I've been stuck in goddamn gold/plat level for 8 goddamn years I'm an actual fucking fialure dude and actual fuckign digusting subhuim,an failure I literally do nothing else in my whole life bedsides pot and Overwatch and I can't evne be fucking good at it I am 31 goddamn yhears old and I am going to kill myself soon.
>>503043987Like I was legit a promising child. I got good graaes and was highly praised by all my teachers. And I even got a degree and now this is what I'm stuck doing. I have no other ambitions in life, I just want to feel good playing this game and I don't, I am embarrased dialy by my total lack of progression. I am braindead, autopilot, always looking fro someone else to blame on a game by game basis. If I look aat myself form an objective perspective, I am truly the worse person ever. I haave throw away my life, my entire life and the life of all my future children, for plat league in Overwatch. I want to die. I deserve death. The pits of hell are too good for me.
how much longer till classic ranked
>>503044152its okay to have low iq
>>503043987>>503044152Try headbullet or neckrope.
>>503044298I don't have low IQ, I have faulty programming. Somewhere along the line I fucked myself up and got super depressed and it all just fell apart>>503044379I know idiot. I'll at least wait until I talk to my therapist again tomorrow
>>503044298now that i think about it i knew 80iqs who were the meanest halo3 legends in the world real chuds who couldnt spell their name so yeah youre fucked dude
>>503044180Since Fortnite is making the OG map permanent now, I’d say chances have slightly increased. We’ll see how much more they can squeeze out some nostalgia bux from this playerbase.
when are they removing Orisa from the game?
Was that one screencap of amethyst weapons total bullshit?
>>503044658no limits took the wind out of my sails i barely play at all now from that week of suffering
>>503045074when they remove Ana
>>503045913Mercy*
>>503043987Wow you sound like my twin aside from being a drama queen and I gave up on playing ranked long ago
>>503046542Mercy is dogshit
>>502999271
>>503046628I get exactly as butthurt about QP games because it's about my play, not the win. But yes I'm the drama king baby
>>503043987I thought you killed yourself. Good to know you're still alive. What's your tag? Let's play together.
>>503047434please no same fagging
>>503046853Do you also live at home still?
>>503047434I'm done for today. I'll post tomorrow if I feel like playing>>503047521Sort of. It's complicated
everyone in here is a pussy and retarded goodbye
>>503048256wrong thread?
>>503047521I do.
>>503047521where else would one live
>>503048718underpass?
>>503048718i fucking love being homeless
Overwatch?
>>503048389
I got your overwatch right here
>>503048946
>>503049079this is... huh... wow!
hmm maybe today i will try to actually win my games and not just jump off the map when my supports pick mercy zen
>>503045643Blame your fellow players. They cried and moaned for 6v6 no limits thinking they weren’t gonna get bored immediately of the meme stacks and failing to realize that the majority of this fanbase now are esports brain fried tryhards who are playing Widow, Genji, and Tracer like they’re gonna get recruited to fucking OWL or something.
>>503049286I don't care about launch. I just want a dps fist patch.
>>503049434>go to xitter to look up info about any patches>Immediately get flashed with a pic of Mercy’s face being covered by inhuman overly proportioned looking black veiny balls and cock>close xitter My fault I guess for trying to be helpful
>>503051571sauce?
Good morning Lena lovers
>>503051652SuperFutax is the account. I guess it was someone that I follow reposted it. Unfortunately. https://x.com/superfutax/status/1858170519436120368
behead tr*cer
>>503051979she's gonna behead YOU
roundhouse kick tr*cer into the concrete
>>503051979>>503052151unfathomably based>>503052132fag
Lena Ogundimu
why are there no ashe posts, she is hottest
>>503052556bob's used goods
I just want a normal match. It's either we can't get around the first corner in pushing the payload or Our Doom solos the enemy team.
Need more Brigitte posts
>>503052707tell people to stop smurfing and stacking then
>>503051571>>503051810That's Ashe you silly goose
>Is that little thing supposed to scare me?
let me guess, tank diff?
mace to the face
>Installed OW2 just to play Classic while it lasts>Already make it NOT Classic by adding the Hero Limit inFuck NuBlizz I hope it burns
>>503053613retard
>every game on both teams is literally >mercy + juno>dva or mauga>reaper and widowsuch diversity...
>>503054164bro is mad people play to win
>>503054134They advertised Classic and this is not Classic. No wonder this shit game is dying.
>>503054256Should've been on a week earlier retard-kun
>>503054416I was. But then they took it away and now it's shit.
>>503054502retard[2]
>>503055126I am so sorry you like Nuwatch with its hero limits, role queue and 5v5s. May you find peace in life beyond this place.
>>503054256no limits is classic too, it was added what, like 4 months after release?
>>503055219They may as well add Ana to the hero list, since she's technically Classic too by that logic.
