Clank Edition>Ugly New Herohttps://youtu.be/sR8N3cXWxqM?feature=shared>A Blast to the Past Begins with Overwatch: Classichttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24146047/>6v6 playtests in Season 14https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24151413/>Latest patch noteshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/>Season 13 "Spellbinder" trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBIWoBpWnvQ [Embed]>Overwatch: Classic Official Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBj4SCL4PNo [Embed]>Comics, short stories and musicoverwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/Schedule>Oct 15 - Season 13 "Spellbinder" (Map reworks incl. Havana, Circuit Royale, Numbani, Dorado, Widowmaker Mythic, Soldier: 76 Mythic weapon, Gilded Aspects versions for all Mythic skins, MHA collab, Halloween Terror event, Cassidy and Brigitte hero mastery, QP: Hacked Limit 2, QP: Hacked Kingmaker, more Mercy and Kiriko skins)>Nov 12 to Dec 2 - Overwatch: Classic, Soldier 76 mythic weapon>Dec 10 - Season 14 (incl. New tank, 6v6 playtests, Venture skins)>Overwatch Wikioverwatch.gamepedia.com/>Overwatch dev trackerdevtrackers.gg/overwatch>Overwatch Esportsliquipedia.net/overwatch/Main_Page>Mercy spam filterlisthttps://pastebin.com/vB5D1i4X>Kiriko spam filterlisthttps://pastebin.com/VXp7mUqGPrevious thread: >>502796695
the kiriko brought you donuts
baraGODS stay winning
Thoughts?
>oh classic has hero limits now>still boils down to who gets the better snipers >and now you can only have one Winston
JunkerQueen turning Lifeweaver straight
The thing I hate most about OW is that it genuinely makes thin wristed pencil necked faggots believe that they're better than everyone else at least briefly, just because they're in a discord group with someone else equally pathetic and they co-ordinated to press q at the same time together against a bunch of kids or boomers playing solo for their 2 hours of free time per day. We need to normalise bullying both mentally and physically once again for people that step out of line.
>>502860871
>>502861173lifeweaver isn't gay he's pan which means he'd smash already
>>502860871NO IT IS NOT
>>502861247u mad
>>502861057
Better send some bodybags!
>>502861510>Starcraft 2 Medicneed this skin
>>502861723WELL IT JUST SO HAPPENS...
Mei's ass is my favourite character.
finna pop one of these delta 8 thcp gummies and queue tank. i cant take this shit anymore
>>502862105Imagine putting peanut butter and jelly between those cheeks
>>502862105Give her a bush and I'll play her. Love it when a Mei joins her ult with my grave.
the kiriko brought you donuts (and her feet)
>OP image
It's true, you can find robots hot if you want.
stomp
>>502853686bestie
>>502826863I liked this design a lot more, getting real tired of these cartoony proportions
>>502864032>getting real tired of these cartoony proportionsare you new to this game or something? widow and kiri are like 80% leg
>>502864032Then it starts getting into Lawbreakers/Concord territory without the cartoony proportions.
>>502864374and 20% feet.
the game desperately needs a pretty boy character, specially if they keep doing anime collabs
All women should be proportioned like this
>>502864828i look like that
>>502864828who?
well it was fun for acouple days but the hacks have been recalibrated and now theyre going to ruin the game until next update, back to Dwarf Fortress
>>502865209you're poopoo
i thought 5v5 would give us more dive tanks since dive was hard to balance in 6v6 but it turns out Aaron Keller just fucking hates dive
The
>>502864828Remember when this image had /tv/ in chokehold
>>502861163Still better than 5v5
>>502865720black cat hana
>classic is no limits>two people instapick widow>no limits removed>two people instapick widow and hanzo
>>502865935
>pick ball>enemy DPS swaps to sombra>doesnt work>swap to junkrat>still doesnt workholy shit didnt your worthless parents decide to teach any shame? this is plat 4 not OWL or whatever just fucking play the game instead of looking like dumbass when youre counter picks dont make up for any skill gaps
Do you guys ever get skins for heroes you don't even play simply because the skin itself is so erotic? I might have to start playing Ana now because this mummy skin is too sexy
>>502864828Tracer and Sombra are built like this
The Illari brought you a fajita (hers)
the kiriko dance
>>502866482the kiriko smother
kissu
>>502866956kissu
great thread, everyone
tanking in this game makes me violently angry. i havent broken a controller, mouse, or monitor since i was in high school but every time i come back to this game i feel close to the edge
>>502866392This is like saying a Swede brought you spaghetti.
>>502868686holy fuck /owg/ is actually going to die because of me. oh well!
>>502861163>and now you can only have one Winstonone winston, and one dva. there, i solved your sniper problem.
>>502868686Thanks dad
>>502868978everyone south of the Rio Grande is mexican
I am an artist. A tanking artist.
>>502861057Delicious I will now play your game, Blizzard Please don't be annoying or hetero.
>>502861057Phre𝓪ky
even though he's a little generic lookinghazard is a good design
>>502868908unironically play Paladins, tanking is way more fun theretanking in OW2 is pure masochism
>>502870026Paladins has girls that look like that?
>>502861057He looks like if they took Sigma and gave him Orisa's gun arm.
>>502870026Paladins is the coomer's FPS. This is an ingame base skin.
>>502870026>from a dea game to an ever deaded gamexdif I wanted to play a 500players game Id go play wakfu or some shit
>>502869921>literal fag pandering>good design
>>502861350straight. exclusively.Junker pussy is just that good
>>502870560if people respected your opinion then every character in this game but bastion and torb would be "fag pandering"try harder with your bait next time
>>502870729winston is alright
>>502870026>tanks are OP>tanking is masochistic pick one
I don't think theres ever a more hated tank than Mauga, everytime you see one or play him the entire team switches for countersIts honestly really funnyAnd healers still don't know how to play WITH him
>>502871135It's masochistic because tanks are so OP the entire enemy team will swap to counterpick you, and if you fuck up ONCE you basically lost the game because tanks are so impactfulalso zen+ana renders almost every tank unplayable if they decide to focus youbring back 6v6
>>502869405Deep, dark Tankasy
What's the actual state of the game.
another episode of a zarya going 30-0 because people REFUSE to stop hitting the shield
>>502871606She went hard in the motherfuckin cake
>losing to indieshit and a Factorio clonelmao
>>502871906Now include the battle net numbers.
>>502871906>>>/pol/
Echo is actually really fun
>>502871906Rivals will probably bring it down to 20k. Oh well, bnet and console numbers are probably still really good.
>>502864374>are like 80% legNot a problem when my leg fetish is catered
how the fuck do you kill the squishies as queen when all the fucking niggers play is moira reaper pharah mercy junkrat mei etcIt's pissing me off already
>>502870026The only thing Paladins has over overwatch is coomer skins, that's it.
>>502872053always was, I think she'd be more popular if released under better circumstances
>>502872053>6v6 enthusiastaryanhigh
>>502861057The only way they can salvage him at this point is if there's some Venom kind of shit and this isn't his final form. Let him turn into an actual freak, and this is just his "origins" skin.It's a giant cope, I know.
>>502873263Sounds like aimlet problems.
>>502870026>Paladins ewww no lol
>the perfect character design doesn't exis-
funny jap may may
>>502861057Are females into this? Does this look like a male Juno to them?
>>502873968This isn't about them
>>502873720How do I submit a game for you guys to analyze, I have a better aim than 99.9% of the playerbasealso, what kind of crosshair is goated with the sauce for jq? I use my csgo one but I lose track of it sometimes
>>502873968>bara>femalesFemales are into LW because he's fujobait
>>502874160hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread
>>502874415>I have a better aim than 99.9% of the playerbaseIf this was true you'd be in master 3 minimum
>>502874160Thinking of it, are there any male characters that appeal to females?
>>502874582soldier 76 commander morrison skin appeals to me
>>502874582No because 91% or something of female gamers wont play as a male character no matter what you do if you go by that study riot games did
This is the man designing all your heroes nowhttps://e621.net/posts?tags=nesskain+
>>502874824Do you know what words mean or are you some sort of subhuman cattle?
>>502870715JQ constantly killing any suitors. Swaths of aussie bandits and mad-max-esque raiders of Junkertown lose their life trying to seduce the queen, only for her to eventually fall for an incredibly soft and effeminate guy who just happens to be temporarily hiding out from vishkar in junkertown. the concept of JQ talking and wrecking total shit with everyone else only to end up flustered and bottoming to a confident twunk is quite funny.
>>502874824>makes redditors seethe because they wanted another shitskin insteadBASED BASED BASED
>>502871734I GO HARD IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN CAKE NIGGALEAVE YOU STARVING NIGGAWHAT THE FUCK YOU BAKING NIGGA
>>502874954>>502874824>gay faggot tranny monitoring the thread 24/7 to (you) at any nublizz critic
>>502875151huh?
>>502875052big sis finna need a wider lens soon on skibidi
>>502875151unironically brain fried
>>502875151hazard will never be a poopskin like you bitch
>>502874824Good, maybe we'll get a bara support now
>>502874582
>>502861057This man about to go on a Stardust Crusade
It's McCree.
>>502876161who?
>>502874982
>>502875584He is the butt of every joke in OW2.
>>502877054no matter how much they make d.va and ashe insult him. it won't change the fact he's a hot ass cowboy.
>fat robot with nose ringso whose self insert is this
I miss when bait was believable
>>502872053AnnoyingThe word is annoying
>>502864004
>>502874582Soldier and Rein have the daddy vibesCass and Hanzo are pretty handsome
>>502874582Women like cute things.
>>502874582Hanzo, Cassidy, and in a "I can fix him" way, Junkrat
>>502874986Was there reddit seethe?
>>502877957There is, but not because he's white. They're seething because he just looks shit and they wanted the skinny punk Phreak instead of the ugly offspring of Mauga and Sigma.
>>502877871I've seen some freaky ass women thristing over sigma of all characters. Also in a 'I can fix him' way.
>>502877452
>>502878354If he takes his meds Sigma is top tier among the selection.
>>502874582No. That's why they're all fucking trannies, lesbians or retarded
please ranked classic holy shit quickplay is getting old
>>502878157>they wanted the skinny punk Phreak instead of the ugly offspring of Mauga and Sigma.That's fair honestly. I was hoping he'd be more similar to his original design, but be like a 9 foot tall skinny/muscle build with a hunchback.
que onda
>>502879198A Civic sedan, I guess.
>>502879198What's good
>lost one entire level of medal after playing jq and it still droppingI will stop at two fuill level lost but the hero is trash so far, you guys memed me
>>502880194Unironic skill issue.
>>502880281I gained unironic an entire fucking rank playing dva, call it what you want desu
>>502878540
>>502880194how to kill a squishy:shootknife mag knifeshoot midairmeleeshoot again. axe if not dead.
>>502880510mfw the kirikofriend
How do Zarya?
>>502880380So you're a 1trick that needs to adjust, literal skill issue.
>>502880687
>>502880881it's not a skill issue if I can detect that the hero is less good>>502880575how important is melee compared to a shotgun hit, isnt a melee attack like 50, 40 with 15 bleed, when a shotgun hit is like 100also the shotgun range is so fucking bad
Juno Ogundimu
>>502881545
I am bad at this game but I still have fun although having people get mad at me in zero stakes qp is funny
name my band
>>502882016The checklist.
is Hazard and a half assed 6v6 event series really the management decision to cope with MR, seeing how character immersion is paramount, what on earth is aaron thinking?
>casually healsluts for warn
>>502881838
after re-releasing Medic Brig, i am holding out for a nostalgia BlizzCon pack. Then I may unironically have an account with all possible skins. Yeah, I'm feeling based
>>502882726
based anglo saxan chad
>>502861057Daddy. Daddy. Sex with daddy. Daaaaaaddyyyyyyyyyy.
>>502883018after pink came back literally everything will
The demoness demands that you kiss her feet.
>>502885582stop
>>502885895You gush and goon over the women, I'll gush and goon over the men, thank you very much.
I've noticed on Twitter it's mostly troons and retarded zoomers who are shilling for MR and complaining about every damn thing Overwatch does. Quite grim how easily the Chinese were able to wrap younger Americans around their fingers.
>>502886346+10 Overwatch Coins have been deposited into your account!
>>502886489+0.03 yuan has been deposited into your account!
Herro Western man. Please excuse broken Engrish.I come to ask you to play our Marver Rivars on release of Decemba sickth, 2024.We launch with thurrty-three diffrent superhero.Three week from now we chunge hero shooter genre forever.Tick tock Western man...
>>502886846tank diff
>>502886846you're supposed to emote with the staggered enemy mercy not instantly kill her
>>502883734
>>50288692610 more Overwatch coins have been deposited into your account!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmiKUD_ruYg
>>502887241基佬
>>502887224
Team 4 sleeps well at night knowing Luna Snow, Mantis, Magik, Wanda, and Peni Parker will never have barefoot skins.
>>502887845Kiriko's best skin because it looks nothing like her.
>>502887598
>>502888385
>>502886346hey man, i just like devs that make slim, curvy women and aren't pushing some sort of agenda on me
I'd just like to say thank you to whoever on the art team thought it was necessary to give us Mercy as a sexy submissive catgirl
>>502888469I can assure you you are not describing NetEase kek
>>502886346That's just who is on twitter
>Beg for Overwatch classic for years>Finally play it and have less fun than I've had in the entirety of Overwatch 2 I don't think I've ever been this disappointed in any video game related event ever.
>>502865874coping hard today, aren't we, predditor?
This ult might actually be a little overpowered
>>502879198>>502879363>>502879619Footage of Sombra at the Kpop festival
i haven't tried out classic yet i'm permanently glued to comp
>>502889798I'm permanently glued to something else.
>>502889587Reddit is on your side Aaron Shiller
>>502889606Echo has always been a GOAT tier character if you know how to play her A lot of people don't thankfully because she would end up as one of the most annoying heroes to fight
>>502890437That's exactly what happened to Widowmaker. Too many people got good at her and now the game is shit.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sR8N3cXWxqMHazard looks coolWhy are Overwatch fans so negative in the comments.
>>502891017>What if Van Darkholme was a Scottish amputee
>>502888446I love you
>>502891017couldn't they have made the 'designer's fetish' part more subtle?
Who does skins better?
I guess this is the game telling me to not bother for today.
>>502891415We haven't seen these in game yet so you can't give an accurate answer. But as someone who doesn't consume capeshit, I'm not particularly impressed by any of these.
>>502891275i love you too
>>502891415Only one I liked was Venom MvC costume because of nostalgia. I assume the characters being from Marvel that there'd be a lot to choose from in the comics. That makes their job a lot easier. Don't even have to hire designers, just model it 1 to 1 from the comics.
>>502891667It's saying that you've been avoided by so many people that it can't find a game for you.In other words, you're either so shit that no one wants to play with you or you've been a naughty boy and been inting.
>>502881594melee is arguably more important despite doing less damage because the bleed regen is where most of JQ's survivability comes from. Try to have someone bleeding at all times if you can between knife, melee, and axe.
>>502886973mercy apologists are haram and will have their hands cut off
>>502874982hot
what is the official Overwatch ass tier list?
>>502892691juno dethroned widow
>>502892691S - everyoneF - k*riko
>>502891828
I want to worship JQ and Ashe's feet
>>502891017his overall design is truly hazardous to my eyes
This could be your duo if only you had sent her a friend request, anon...
feet is a bottom-tier fetish, even lower than scat or vore
Kill yourself scat vore faggot
How do you not lose awareness when boosting as Dva? I always lose track of where my target is after they go inside my hitbox.
>>502893210need dat
>>502891415
>>502893969yeah i bet you wanna fuck her
ZARYA IS THE HOTTEST CHARACTER IN THE GAME
>>502893018
>>502893592Just be aware.
>>502894076Hazard is unironically worse than this
>>502894087yes that would be amazing I also wouldn't mind being her in the slightest
>>502894250men in 2024
>>502894417What's wrong with his post? I agree as well.
>>502894175
>>502894585
so, why did jose and his abbo friend switch to mercyposting?
what is the official Overwatch feet tier list?
>>502895058idk but i much prefer mercy spam over that cringe kiriko spam
>>502895058They're in love
>>502895058they want to be the mercyfags and/or are jealous of them
I wonder if Jose fucks himself with a horsecock dildo
>>502891017>Why are Overwatch fans so negative in the comments.They're just doing whatever is safe for them to post. It's expected to hate on OW. They don't actually have a single original thought in their head.
>>502895806Perhaps people are hating on it because it's a genuinely shit hero design that obviously is meant for gay twitter to drool over.
>>502894801
>>502893592im a top 500 dva and even i have this problem sometimes :(
Evil Kiriko will step on all the tinies who criticize Overwatch!
>>502895928>shit ong luk liek ai fr fr skibidi crashout Yeah riveting critique.
>>502895675can you not be a fag for 5 seconds
>>502895806>>50289609850 credits has been deposited to your account
>>502896253>50 credits have been->ACK!!!
>>502896253Are you allowed to call other people shills while being one yourself? Wont your boss get mad?
>>502896021
>>502878157That's where you are wrong, if his skin was black or if he was trans, reddit would not dare to criticize his design, they are only doing it because he is white and you are all falling for it
Now, I understand that Classic might be the first time seeing old OW, and that they might be doing it for challenges; but can someone tell me what goes through a person's head when they have a disastrous K/D and decide to not change their hero?
I swear these meltie dudes always resort back to pretending whenever theyre super into their heads over the kiriko poster. Worse one is when they pretend to be Mercy posters.
>>502897034Because they want to play that hero
>>502897034>tell me what goes through a person's head when they have a disastrous K/D and decide to not change their hero
I love you Anon!
>>502885582this is the poster replying to people talking shit about Aaron Keller btw
>>502897687proof?
>>502896702
>>502897837i love you
>>502897034Having fun.
>>502886059While on one hand I find faggots distasteful and repulsive (as any man should), I have to say this fag has a point. Also the shit he says reminds me of how my boyfriend compliments me. Allowed.
>>502894250this is why you'll always be a virgin
>>502897034I don't care that we're playing attack. I'm not switching off Torb.
Does Aspen ever shower?
>>502890009I bet you watch antman's content, don't you?
>>502897971I love you too..
>>502898412>>502864670I knaow YOU do.
>>502897034pridespite for whoever dared ask them to swappretending to have fun
>>502898567pretending to have fun to spite the person that told them to swapthis is ALWAYS the case
I love getting mercy players banned.
Any tips on how to get more value playing Ana? I'm probably a mid player but I always struggle juggling healing/damaging with her compared to more burst heal characters
>>502898680I love making chuds like you seethe by simply playing Mercy :3
>>502898423good night..
>>502898709>compared to more burst heal charactersAna is a burst heal character though?
>>502898412>>502898557Literally who
>>502898802Good night!
>>502898801That's kind of sad you're so starved for attention you'd be obnoxious on purpose to get it.
>>502898925
>>502898949I'm just playing Mercy, anon. Is there a problem?
>>502898567>>502898665Spite is partially correct. Sometimes, I look at my performance mid game and think "this isn't working out, should probably switch" then someone types in team chat "Useless shitty [hero name], switch off". That's enough for me to stick with my hero out of spite. Yes, I am that petty.
I want Echo to pin me down and fuck me with a hardlight robocock until she reprograms my brain as her eager fucksleeve
>>502899045would you switch if they act nicely? trying to work on being nicer to my shitter teamates
>>502899007If you're "just" playing mercy why are you making it out to be a statement that you get some benefit out of (that benefit being people angry which is weird to see as a good thing unless you're a sadistic psychopath)
>>502899148If it's comp then obviously yeah, lmao. If it's quickplay it depends on if I'm just straight up not having fun with the current hero, but I might switch anyway if the person asks nicely.
>>502899182I wanted to let you know I'm just playing Mercy :3
>>502899182>I love getting Mercy players banned (you, literally four posts ago in the same chain of replies)>wtf enjoying others suffering? That's like, totes problematic (you, having forgotten your own post five minutes later due to tiktok brain rot)
>>502899345huh?
Oh my, looks like you just got exposed, anon! Maybe you should look inward and realise you're being a nasty person :3
>>502898817Not with my mid ass!
>>502899401sorry, try asking chat GPT to rephrase at a third grade reading level it might be easier for you
>>502899586Just press E or Q?
I love Mercy
If mercygroids weren't so toxic I wouldn't get a "thank you for reporting" every time I log in.
Having beef with Mercy players is honestly one of the funniest things ever
Angela Ogundimu
>>502900221especially considering it was probably some 16 year old girl he was having beef with
>mercy hater confirmed to also be the nigger fetish poster and responds to being BTFO with his fetishweird, creepy, and degenerate
>>502900221The emnity is earned.When I play tank and things go poorly you can guarantee the first person on the team to pipe up about how shit I am will be the mercy.
>>502900521sounds like things are going poorly because you're feeding, have you tried not feeding? Mercy as a spectator has a better idea of your positioning than some mindless hold W mauga player
>>502900432What the fuck are you talking about? What's with the shitposting meta in these threads just being >[person i imagined in my head] is so [fanfiction] with [different person i imagined in my head] Are you literally actually mentally ill?
>>502900754sorry you're too stupid to read but>>502900249and the guy seething impotently about mercy are the same person
>>502882016they really made a fat omnic
>>502900896What's your evidence for this?
>>502900521Hey man if having a number 1 opp makes you play better then keep hating Mercy I guess
>>502898412>>502898557I'm getting impatient, tiny. Who is antman?
>>502900979vibes and the fact me saying so upset
this cutie makes chuds seethe by existing
>another blatant (You) farmer>they keep getting fed (You)s
>>502901289Please seek time outside the internet
>>502901307She makes me want to procreate
>>502901403Maybe we're all (You) farmers, have you ever thought about it?
>>502901243So you do? Just be honest so I can get to the point
>>502901403>Go to social image board>Doesn't want to be social on the social image boardYou stupid or just a tourist?
>>502901516get yourself a cosplayer gf
>>502901820But how? Nobody ever talks in game anymore, finding an actual female Mercy gf is impossible now
>>502901783>4chan>social4chan is antisocial media
>>502901968you gotta go outside and find girls into video games. best place to look imo are nerdy clubs at uni, like video game/anime/dnd clubs.
>>502901820ew
>>502901968>an actual femaleLower your standards and you'll do fine :3
ow1 heroes are just iconic
Hanalickers...
>>5029020014chan is social media for antisocial people, hence the lack of IDs and short thread life. People who don't desire commitment but still need to fulfill a basic human desire to at least socialize or they'll break down (further)Basically I'm saying you're fucking dumb. Btw I love you, thank you for the dance <3
Sombros...
>>502902534doesn't look like anyone
this game needs to die asap so aspen has to resort to making an onlyfans
>>502903202fuck yes
>>502902534>>502902738the kink of sombra is hacking and mind control, without that she's just a mid Latina with weird hair
>>502902341I want to lick Hana…
>artfags so tired they're unironically making gore nowscp-1004 is real
Okay I thought up a way we could salvage this hero's retarded fucking proportionsOnly problem is the show's probably a bit too vintage for a collab
looking through concept art and found what they based venture off
>>502903631that SCP is literally just local image models lmao
>>502903675i'd make little chuddies with her
>>502903675what
>>502903696So was Cowboy Beepboop
I think the schizos who bring up str*mers and post the same pics of them every day are the worst newfags to come with the game going f2p.
>>502903954They should've went with that instead of whatever abomination we got instead
>>502901968>>502901820i've known a lot of girls from OW, dozens at least, and only like 2 of them are good people or people you'd want to datejust go to hiking groups or something, you don't want the OW women
>>502904412>think the schizos who bring up str*mers and post the same pics of them every dayit's one guy who does this, a discord tranny who's haunted the thread for yearshe has quite literally no life
kinda crazy that other games have hot streamers and overwatch has thiswhat is it about overwatch that repels hot people?
>>502904484Yes I do
>>502904981first you should know 90-95% of overwatch girls are fatnext you should know the remaining 5-10% have extremely bad BPDthere is always a reason why a girl would get her social fix on a videogame, usually coz people IRL either find them physically repulsive or their BPD makes them impossible to be around
>EU hours
>>502905097I’ll take my chances with that 5-10%
>>502904815ass pen used to be really cute when she was jailbaitunfortunately, birth control makes women gain a lot of weight in their face
>>502905187no. you would MUCH prefer dating a fat chick over a BPD one.BPD girls are genuinely psychopaths, they're fucking weird.
>>502903298Seeing her being submissive and girly is hotter
>>502904489>>502903675posting random troons is not overwatch
>>502905664Die mad.
>>502903675>>502904489>>502904815>>502905264eskay mogs
>>502905801not before your trannie offs itself
in a moment of weakness i actually signed up to eskay's patreon and jerked one out. the post nut clarity was devastating.
>>502905959when's the last time you touched a woman you wasn't related to or you didn't pay
>>502906015god and i thought nutting to kiriko was bad
>>502905832Eskay is a fucking dude, dude.A whole nigga.You like penis, that's cool, but who the fuck you foolin? Actual trannies say that shit so you have achieved confirmed tranny status. Did you get the surgery or are you just one of those preds who got addicted to porn and use it to get close to actual women? I'm legitimately curious here.
>>502906015lol retardhttps://kemono.su/patreon/user/84733034
>>502906670chud
>>502906782i can't lie he makes my penis hardam i cooked bros
>>502906893idk i think you're just gay like 5-10% of the world
what's this shit about classic getting hero limits?
I was having so much fun in classic I was in denial the first week that they’d actually take it away. I haven’t had this much fun I’m a video game in years. OW1 is probably my favorite game of all time. I kind of told myself it wasn’t true that it would just be an event, that it’d stay. Now with hero limits patches in it hit me. They’re actually going to take this away after finally giving it to us after so long. I really hope they make it permanent, but my faith in blizzard is pretty low at this point. I can’t believe ow1 classic is finally here and they’re just going to delete it after 3 weeks and maybe bring it back for another limited time event whenever they feel like it. This is truly how OW Classic is going to be. Limited time events a few times a year. Holy fuck man I detest live service FOMO gaming. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>502907489get a job, study something, go to gym, read something, grow a garden, travel somewhere. here are some suggestions instead of worrying about a video game.
>>502907802dilate
>>502908260have sex
>>502908367Why do trannies say have sex? I have literally all the sex I could want, let's move on. So why are you so addicted to fantastical internet porn?
>>502907802The contents of my personal life have very little to do with my dislike of blizz artificially deciding we can no longer play OW classic. Are people not allowed to feel strongly about their favorite hobbies anymore? Is corporate dicksucking now more preferable to negative emotions and opinions on shitty decisions modern game developers make that we disagree with? I just want to be able to play this great game that I fell in love with that was revived. They give it to us and then take it away after a few weeks because, eh, why not? Engagement metrics and artificial player count spikes from “events” are more important than the lasting enjoyment of the playerbase? Is this really what gaming has turned into? And people really accept it like it’s normal?
>>502908707school shooter coded post
Hazard owes me sex
>>502909036Can you stop being such a reddit homo with the "yikes" "erm school shooter much?" "have sex" Males don't give a fuck what others think of them unless they're devastatingly low T or mangling their cock to sissy hipno okay? Learn how people work if you want to insult them lmao it's boring
>>502909264you seem to care a lot for someone who doesn't care
>>502909264deranged
>>502909497>>502909476This is an overwatch thread, the only thing I care about Overwatch since I'm in the thread in the first place. What I *tolerate* is the tranny who can't even make up for their being a tranny in the first place with humor, intelligence, or even status. Talk about Overwatch and stop signalling to the rest of us that you've clearly given up on being a normal person, you're annoying more than anything.
>>502910051>bro just stay on topic>brings up trannies
Trannies ruined this general bro. A whole wide world and no one cares to post in this shit thread because of their constant bullshit
I just like playing Mercy :3
>>502861057Do we have his abilities too?
>>502903202>>502903235who is simping for that hag
>>502903202what's stopping her from playing pic related
I'm excited to find out that people are still queueing for the arcade version of mystery heroes, might make that my main mode now and just play the QP version for challenges
>>502910447We'll find out this weekend
no one gaf abt u hazard we want this diva
>>502912625Not usually a >piercingsType but those are horrible
>>502912625when you're in an ugliness challenge and this thing is your opponent
So why are they called Phreaks?
>>502912916You'd still win
>>502912978https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phreaking
Aspen
More like Asspenetration
>>502900249Akande Ziegler
xqc
>>502860871>Echo spam filterlisthttps://pastebin.com/uC6BfGiD
>>502912978They look like freaks and outcasts I assume.
>>502913950put some respect on the queen of /owg/
>>502902738Let them eat cake
gonna have to spam mercy in QP to get out of endorsement level 0I want to kill myself
>>502860871Cole CassidyCole CassidyCole Cassidy>You called?I just like saying your name, that's all.
>>502915596I can't imagine caring about your endorsement level
>>502915649you literally cannot use voice chat, text chat or match chat at endorsement level 0, you knuckledragging dent headed retard.
>>502915645Still funny to me that they swapped his name from from a perv to a pair of murderers, one of whom even had women in his bodycount
>>502915694oh nooooo
Not spiky enough
>>502915876What's up with the male stripper design?
>>502916310It's cyberpunk
>>502916310gay sex mostly
this was once a respected game
>>502916564lol
bros...
>>502916564oh the days when the biggest criticism against overwatch was costing $40 for multiplayer only
>>502915876based
more like brapsen
>>502874582i know of this chilean girl that's OBSESSED with sigma to the point she's told me how she'd willingly clean the smegma off his dick with no hesitation. she doesn't play him, though, only mercy and maybe kiriko
>>502917713>>502874582ive come across a few women who are obsessed with ramattra
Women are not like men children who obsess over cartoon drawings and characters, that's for losers
>>502918369Wrong because Love and Deepspace exists.
new hero playtest this weekend or in two and a half weeks? can't be the next week because of comp drives
>>502918369
>>502918472>>502918985Cherry picking isn't going to make you right.
>>502918369That's fucking funny you think that
>>502907489OWC is good for a spill but this is not something I'd want to play long term. The balance is atrocious and Assault is so bad. I understand why people detest the power creep that started as early as Ana but I would get very bored and annoyed at just seeing the same 10 or overpowered characters. Plus it might be fun now but you know if people started playing it long term or hardcore that you'd instantly get shit for "throw picks" when the best characters are so solidified and easily identified.
>class limits in classicmode was already bad enough with all the ttv trannies stacking now you can't even have fun with a full torb or bastion team. There is zero reason to play this now
they should make classic competitive
>>502921494lol
>>502921516actually scratch that, they should just revert the whole game back to 2016-2017
>>502921574lol
>>502921574you failed jeff
stop fucking laughing
lmao
>>502921791stop being so funny
I wanna play more OWC but I also have two Mercy skins I haven't been using and it's driving me crazy
New tank guy looks boring desuI have a feeling that his design was either made up by AI or he was specifically to look boring in order to sell skins. At least he doesn't look like paladins character like Ilari
>>502922912You're so stupid
>>502922985no, you are! >:(
>>502923192I'm not the one who thinks a design that has existed for 10 years was "made up by AI." Where did you even get that from? A youtube comment?
>get new content>complainy'all don't deserve shit
>>502923262>a design that existed for 10 years The phreak guy from the early concepts? I'm pretty sure he was green and lanky. Either way, I would like to see your words backed up by proof
>>502923490There never was a possibility of satisfying the detractors my dear friend. They're just here to bitch and moan.
>>502923637Proof of what? That they didn't use AI to make a character?
>>502924101either you are illiterate or just deliberately obtuse
>>502924101a proof of that boring design being 10 years old
>>502861057Crazy how Overwatch used to have some of the best character design, but now they release characters like mauga, illari, and this guy who are wearing the most overly busy yet boring costumes I've ever seen. Hate the ow2 overly clean and sleek outfits with the floating armor bits
jesus fucking christ i swear people have lost their fucking minds>AI AI AI AI AI AI AI everything is AI you're literally brainrotted cattle
>>502898994
>>502925724How DARE you talk about Illari like that. Self-insert annoying bitch kid Kiriko is way worse.
>>502923490>Don't think just consume
>>502925724>Crazy how Overwatch used to have some of the best character designfucking LOL
>>502925724Overly busy or overly clean? You can't be both anon.
>>502925860a lot of the ow1 characters are very iconic and you are disingenuous if you think otherwise
>>502925876And yet they accomplish that
>>502925961oh he was serious lol
>>502925819I don't like some parts of Kiriko's design like her retarded giant shoes. But atleast its unique and not just a whole bunch of nothing. What is illari even wearing? It's just a whole bunch of nothingness
>>502926002Not really you just say shit without thinking and contradict yourself.
waifu
>>502926080le ebin facetious troll faceso tiresome
>>502926837Yeah maybe dont troll with outrageous claims like that ever again.
Hi handsome how was you sleep?Hey love, my everything, my best gamer, my sweetheart!I want you now
You could just use your sacred mercy filter and not melt down about them. Again.
>>502926580Hello beautiful!Hope you slept well!
>>502925807
>>502927012Hi love. Filter them out like kind anon pointed out.>>502927137It sure is starting to seem like it never was a problem they wanted to be solved. Just need a reason or an excuse to post shit and be angry all the time.
omw to lose some more as jq LETS GOO
>>502927259Let's get the "bread" anon, gonna queue up now as well>5 losses in a row get
>>502927336I lost an entire rank number already, I'll give myself another silver number lost before I go back to DVA and grind it all backalso I learn you can change the boosters option, and make it that you cancel the boosters when you stop pressing shift, potentially a game changer
>>502927427Yeah I am done (like the ow streamer) with comp until next season at least. Grinding out the points and playing with a blood taste in my mouth ain't fun. D.va was one of my three tanks in ow1, rein and winston as well. OW2 with one tank killed any need to do tank games
>>502927190
hazard and his gang could be a good foil to moira, using the same technology in a self sacrifical way rather than forcing it on people, and could be struggling against the unstable crystal stuff while moira is in perfect controldoubt theyll do anything interesting with it though and just do some neutered punk progressive revolutionary type thing
>>502927906
>>502927162>Hello beautiful!Hey love, my everything, my best gamer>Hope you slept well!uhm, maybe someone was missing :( but thanks for asking how was your sleep? Did you decide on what you want to play? Was yesterday fun? I had fun, as always, with you, most beloved. Overwatch was fine. Oh, I didn't ask do you like the new hero, his design? What do you think? Do you think his design fits the game? Actually think it does, kinda want to see his abilities. Also, what do I get for predicting the new hero this week and the doctor ziegler skin? Classic was also fun, like the hero limit, does make that mode better. Needs role queue though no tanks = lose.Sorry for setting up so long, but that's just part of WoW, guess that filters some people :^). I want to play classic now! Pretty hyped for it, hope it's like in 2019 that was cozy and comfy. Also snow here, so running will probably stop :(.Anyway are you gaming already? If so, have fun! I want you now! My love!
I'm in silver and almost every game a moira is terrorizing our backline :(
>>502928597Just shoot her
>>502928597most high ranked illarikek
>>502928659seems the illari enjoyer rustled your jimmies for you to keep up with this rivalry
>>502928801change it to moira enjoyer and meant for >>502928597
>>502860871Friend is baiting me into playing OW2 with him again by showing me the new hero. Did they change the game from 5v5 to 6v6 already? Is the game still fun?
>>502929130Why didn't you just ask your friend this instead of random ERPers
>>502929130You are contradicting yourself, do you think OW2 is fun or not?
>>502926580>>502927162kys
>>502929609do it yourself coward
>>502928578>uhm, maybe someone was missing :( but thanks for asking how was your sleep?Ended late again... Sorry... Tonight I make sure we end on timeI slept fine, thank you>Did you decide on what you want to play?Not yet! But I'm still leaning towards mage>Was yesterday fun? I had fun, as always, with you, most beloved.Of course, you always make my day better!>Overwatch was fineYeah the games went well though we still got hammered in classic because we're the ones that get these gold players that can't even move their charactersAnd just as I wrote this I remembered the first anubis game where the enemies had complete idiots on their team...>Oh, I didn't ask do you like the new hero, his design?Hm, I'm not sure, first impressions are not very good, worse than Mauga and I think Mauga still looks dumbWe'll see after we get to play around with him a bit, maybe he is animated really well and has good voice lines?>Also, what do I get for predicting the new hero this week and the doctor ziegler skin?How did you know that anyway lol, did you read some leak?>Needs role queue though no tanks = lose.Yeah, or I have to start to swap but I don't see that working seeing how few supports we had yesterday too lol>I want to play classic now! Pretty hyped for it, hope it's like in 2019 that was cozy and comfy.Yeah, classic should be fun! But I don't know how it's going to work if we play different races>Anyway are you gaming already? If so, have fun!No gaming, just checked vault lolJust dupes and completely useless things like one handed weapons, actually got nothing this week too...>I want you now! My love!Soon! Tonight!
>>502929727ok fine*dies*
I thought you'd like the fat-assed robot pegging
>>502928276
>>502929987...
>>502927215>gaslighting others into thinking that your offtopic cringy shitposting every day is other users fault for not installing a filterTypical tranny behaviour. Why don't you solve the problem by necking yourselves?
>>502930241>literally pisses and shits everywhere if the filter isn't posted i the OPok
>>502870026Which way, western man?
>>502930241Still going on about the trannies huh?
>>502930131
>>502930768chuu
>>502929795>Ended late again... Sorry... Tonight I make sure we end on timesure you can try :^)]>I slept fine, thank yougood to hear at least one>Not yet! But I'm still leaning towards mageok well if you want mage game that otherwise you know what I want.>Of course, you always make my day better!Same, just writing with you here make it better :3>Yeah the games went well though we still got hammered in classic because we're the ones that get these gold players that can't even move their charactersWasn't it more because we didn't get a tank?>And just as I wrote this I remembered the first anubis game where the enemies had complete idiots on their team...Yea, the matchmaking in classic is kinda weird.>Hm, I'm not sure, first impressions are not very good, worse than Mauga and I think Mauga still looks dumbhmm, you don't like Mauga design? I dislike his gameplay loop but his design? I think it's fine for a tank.>We'll see after we get to play around with him a bit, maybe he is animated really well and has good voice lines?maybe, hopefully is not overpowered cancer.>How did you know that anyway lol, did you read some leak?no, just luck. Hopefully you get that winter skin this year.>Yeah, or I have to start to swap but I don't see that working seeing how few supports we had yesterday too lolYea, I need to swap, probably.>Yeah, classic should be fun! But I don't know how it's going to work if we play different racesif you want to play gnome you need to come over to me.>No gaming, just checked vault loloh fug right did you get anything? I completely forgot about retail, my brain is just classic.>Just dupes and completely useless things like one handed weapons, actually got nothing this week too...You know why I hate the vault, the system is terrible. It's 3 layers of rng that will fuck you over.>Soon! Tonight!but now! I want you now! lovey... you're amazing!
>>502902029Why does Sombra have stretch marks on her belly?
>>502931489because the artist is obsessed with the thought of genji cheating on mercy and impregnating sombra, giving her pregnancy stretch marks
>>502931489That's generally what happens when you have babies.Even super lean fitness freak Soe was not immune.
Sex with Soe
>>502931009Chuuuuuuuu
>1win for the rank up>smurf moira in teh enemy team literally obliterating mineXD
>>502932073silver do be like dat
CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>502932073>compnobody cares
>>502931921chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>502932225I care. I asked.
They kinda fucked themselves by making the new character a tank, if he's weak nobody will play him and if he's too strong nobody will have fun playing against him, and they can just play another hero shooter now. But again this nu-Blizzard they are so full of themselves, especially the Overwatch team, let's see what happens.
>>502930335How should I feel about the idea of Kiriko using a donut as a device for sexual gratification?
>>502932304dps truly are the most oppressed
>>502931375>sure you can try :^)I promise, tonight we end by 2:30!>ok well if you want mage game that otherwise you know what I want.Dummy!! I'll look at some gameplay today and see how they play>Same, just writing with you here make it better :3Feel exactly the same>Wasn't it more because we didn't get a tank?On King's Row?Remember the monkey suiciding every single respawn? All we needed was a Rein afking with his shield up really>Yea, the matchmaking in classic is kinda weird.Needs to be tighter in regards to player skill, yeah>hmm, you don't like Mauga design? I dislike his gameplay loop but his design? I think it's fine for a tank.I don't like either, he's just too wide lol, he's like a walking box, not even Rein is that much of a box and he's in full armorI mean, I guess the plus is he's a big target unlike Junker Queen but is that really something to be commending the developers on? Making a tank look like a tank?>maybe, hopefully is not overpowered cancer.He's not a support so we know he won't introduce power creep abilites at least :^)>no, just luck. Hopefully you get that winter skin this year.Yeah, I'd like thatThe season goes into December, maybe it'll show up in the shop for the final week of the anniversary event?Now that I'm thinking about it will probably mean it won't happen lol>if you want to play gnome you need to come over to me.And how long would that take? Do I need to do a few quests? Maybe we can play classic today and see how I would get to you?>You know why I hate the vault, the system is terrible. It's 3 layers of rng that will fuck you over.I'm upset over it, it sucks, I hate it>but now! I want you now! lovey... you're amazing!Sorry! We both have to wait sadly...
>20 days left>haven't even started leveling bpit's owari da
>>502932225>not playing compXDDD
>>502932569>eksdee
>>502932227Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>502932718
>>502932486You have time
chu
>>502932996
>>502931375I run, I see you soon again!! I love you!
Hazard seems well received.
>>502933290
>>502933386God help us.
>>502932398>I promise, tonight we end by 2:30!ok, we can, need sleep for classic>Dummy!! I'll look at some gameplay today and see how they playplease do...>Feel exactly the sameYea you're amazing. I want nobody else.>On King's Row?Yea for example>Remember the monkey suiciding every single respawn? All we needed was a Rein afking with his shield up reallythough not sure if 1 rein is enough against 3 other tanks.>Needs to be tighter in regards to player skill, yeahthe queues are so fast, there's no way they can do that.>I don't like either, he's just too wide lol, he's like a walking box, not even Rein is that much of a box and he's in full armorhmm, I guess we need to wait and see his ingame? I just think he will be mauga size.>I mean, I guess the plus is he's a big target unlike Junker Queen but is that really something to be commending the developers on? Making a tank look like a tank?I think that's important, tanks should be big, yea. Queen however is fine designwise as tank.>He's not a support so we know he won't introduce power creep abilites at least :^)sure because tanks don't do that :^)>The season goes into December, maybe it'll show up in the shop for the final week of the anniversary event?hmmm, probably not. You already got two mercy skin, but I can see it this year.>And how long would that take? Do I need to do a few quests? Maybe we can play classic today and see how I would get to you?Yea, no. You need to run to ironforge and take the tram to stormwind. We can try it today if you want to play gnome.>I'm upset over it, it sucks, I hate itdon't be, classic soon better loot and farm there.>Sorry! We both have to wait sadly...but I want you now, my most beloved so long away till I get you :(, I love you!>>502933306ok, have fun and not a long day!
>save ana a few times>provide platforms>he spams good kitty voicelineI feel molested.
>>502933408Good night...
>>502933424Good Brig skin when? It has been like 6 years.
>>502934474good night!
>>502934496Soon, I hope. She got a few nice ones already so no issue for me.
>>502934496Sparkplug.
>>502933386What the fuck man…
>>502934672yuck
>>502933386These "people" on "X" are the most sex starved degenerates outside of 4chan
>>502935120We do say little raunchy things every now and then but that shit is fucking gross
>play qp>first match our team gets 0 kills>second match their team gets 0 killsclassic
Is it too early to switch to Christmas themed cosmetics?
qrd on why jose switched to mercy?
>>502873968Female here, he is just my type. I fucking love white/platinum blonde hair, fingerless gloves, exposed abs and that kind of eyebrow. Hope xkov draws the shit out of him.
>>502936058They didn’t. It’s one of the shitposters that’s obsessed with him larping. Again. We’ve seen him do this and act like this when the schizo meltie fag is feeling increasingly more irritated or someone here has him anally aggravated.
>>502936140>Female here
>>502937182lw would pass as a woman if you dolled him up
>>502936530>>502937182Overwatch has some of the highest numbers of girls playing outside of final fantasy and genshin impact.
>>502937501Whatever you say.>>502937508Makes sense. But a real woman, here? In our incel cesspool safe haven?
>>502937648Counterpoint: fake women are all "lesbians" and don't care about manly heroes
>>502937508like ESKAYYYY
>>502937883I meant real girls
>>502934423Sometimes when I play LW, I equip my thorn hand, crouch down and walk back and forth with W-S-W-S quickly, to imply seggs. If I'm in voicechat too, I say "prostate exam". I think it's quite funny.
>>502935583same but compthe funny is, teammates will find someone to blame when it's an obvious stomp
>>502937994This is the height of LW humor.
>>502937994I do not wish to go as deep into lw-ism as you have. But glad you enjoy the character.
>>502938208I've only been playing OWC for the past 10 days. I heard LW got a buff since then? I might go back today so what happened?
>>502938465I haven't actually looked at any patch notes of late but I just thought about how fucking many weavers there have been currently. Maybe he has gotten a buff or something
>>502938523Oh yeah. His grip is on a lower cooldown with more healing than before, and his Ult's overhealth lasts more than twice as long
>>502938619Well that explains a lot. I don't think I've seen this many lifeweavers since his release times, shame I am so burned out on him.
>some old ass OW1 skins for sale>but only in a bundle lollmao
>>502939040could always be worse, they could be 2000 individually
are games secretely supports diff?I play tank and I stop/get stomped daily, but sometimes our dps damage is the same for both teams
>>502941092unfortunately, tank still. Relying on support swaps means you're in your right elo. Dont get me wrong, its the easiest role to hit peak with but the game still unfolds that if the tank doesn't counterswap or manage cool downs to engage/disengage, then having brig and juno instead of lw/mercy isn't really why you lost. Now you can get some free wins as the better tank, playing into lw mercy, but the supports arent the reason, almost all of them have broken CDs and sustain. Are you holding the lobby hostage trying to play doom and ball into your counters, or are you swapping to easiest value counter. Thats pretty much it.And tank is so bad to play, the occurrences of dooms and balls that don't swap will increase, bc, funny thing is, doom and ball are FUN to play
>>502941092Stats barely matter, especially damage ones.I've had games where my supports both had double my deaths as DPS.
>>502941092I am quite biased to supports since it's the only role I give a shit about. If tank is absolute garbo it's pretty much over or quite the uphill battle.
Any anons want to play together?
>>502941092Not really, maybe a good Moira or Ana in the lower ranks can have a lot of impact. There will always be people who get fucked by a Moira in the backline no matter how many times they've experienced it.
>>502941868play what
>>502941868i would but only if you're a cute dominant trans mommy who i can pocket for.
>>502941953Soggy biscuit
Hard to argue that DPS isn't the weakest role overall when Open-Queue is nothing but tanks and supports.
>>502941953Overwatch 2, any mode you want>>502941989I don't quite fit the bill but I'd still want to play with you
>>502942069no, it's not hard, open queue is just a bunch of mouth breathing shitters, the real dpschads who can make a difference only play role queue
remember to behave, anons ;)
>>502941868mite b kool, drop your battletag
>>502942449>muh safe space where I can be accepted as a freak tranny teeheekys unironically
>>502942251>Overwatch 2, any mode you wantwhy would I want to play overwatch
>>502942268Watched kraandrop play open queue to T500, the most optimal comps had 3-4 tanks and the rest support.
>>502942575don't know who that is, sounds like a shitter
>double pocketed mauga>nobody goes for the anaah yes, it was the support diff
>>502942503now say it in game chat :-)
>>502938208I'm only level 85 or 86 on LW.
I CANT PLAY JQ AAAAAAAAAAAI JUST CANTIF I FLANK AROUND A CORNER WITH SHOUT THEY ALL TURN ON ME AND SMOKE MY ASSIF I POKE AROUND CORNERS THEY WIN FIGHTSI GET RUNNED DOWN BY ANY TANK 1V1
>>502943321Mentally you're far ahead
>>502943257tranny, enjoy life until you inevitably kill yourself
>>502942503trans people live rent free in your head, just say youre attracted to us and all will be okay. :)
/owg/ explain the engineering reasons that an omthicc existsis it like the fat guy hits harder in the hockey game
>>502943362just throw your knife into a soft targetif they dont die they've probably exhausted an important cooldown. it's free pressure
>>502943639Inclusivity/image of the people&creatures around them whatever. Engineering purposes would probably be bigger is better bigger is better bigger is better bigger is better
>>502943639bigger robot = can carry more stuff
>>502943375I really am.
>>502943614lmao yeah I do
>>502944175cute
curbstomp kiriko players ^_^
>>502944175typical illari player
>>502944015I feel like a big gay homo by association for playing this character. What can I say, he is fun.
>>502944527I'm struggling to understand why someone would have a rageboner for Illari, perhaps a mad Kiriko main seething about not getting a cat girl skin?
>>502944731Pretty sure he is still rattled by Illari enjoyer calling him out earlier for being a M*ira player
how many comp matches to farm a jade?
502944731It's free (You)'s so why not keep doing it, you always take the bait.
hug all juno players ^_^
>>502939040>1000 coins for Dr. Ziegler skin also few free skinssign me up.
>>502943639Have you seen the fat blonde with big rose tattoos phenotype? Therein lies your real answer.
>>502944920just do your placements and wait for the comp drives to come back, you'll get enough for a jade in a weekend though I am not sure why would you want one, they all look like shit
>>502944920Too many. But I still did it and probably will do once more next season.>>502945025Juno's massive hugs.
>>502943769that's what I do, but I feel powerless usually, they just gain space little by little, and my shouts usually never land on a kill, those niggers all play heroes with invincibilities or escapes, it's hard to run to ana compared to dva since I 100% eat the sleep or nade Ill keep trying but man it's rough, they also always focus my ass whenever I'm visible, I'm squishy as hell
>>502945116i thought we don't get any comp points for waiting
>>502944540He really is, but playing Mercy somehow still feels more gay.
>winstreak>queue anxiety starts
>>502945025yaay
>the entire enemy team says "gl hf" at the start>we fucking stomp them>not one single one of them says "gg" at the end
>>502946460bukakke
>>502944731nta but they are both cute and i enjoy playing either character
>>502947245Based enjoyer. But don't bring positivity here, we need more misery and antagonism.
>>502946492saying anything is fucking cringe, shut up and play /hidechat
>>502946492Carrying your ass isn’t fun
>>502947095
>>502947494>just be an anti-social recluse bro
>>502948932
hero stacking is GONE
>>502949405fun ain't allowed
>>502943639>Probably built for manual labour like mining and hauling heavy shit>Gained sentience and said "fuck that, I wanna be elegant and free"
>I feel like Venture is being used as a vehicle for some internal feud, they've been sandbagged so hard it's spiteful.truth nuke?
>>502949905what feud? she was included so they could check a box but the suits know skins for her would not sell, why do you think mercy and kiriko get a new skin every month?
>>502949905Eh, they've clearly been struggling getting enough skins done for a while now and had to prioritize the most bought ones.
>>502946460curious how many skins there are that make ethnic characters caucasian
>>502950456Love this one
>502950456nigga you realize caucasians are ethnic too?
>>502950029shed probably sell as much as someone like zen or zarya, but they still have a decent amount>>502950114yeah arent they outsourcing them now
>>502951054thats cap
>>502943639She was built for my dick
why do zarya players even get out of bed in the morningsthey don't have fun and their hero isn't even strong, she just exists to reduce the overall fun in the entire lobby
why do silvers always have vendettas against the most random heroes
>>502948932Yes, exactly. Nobody needs to know what a gigantic asshole you are.
>when you perform badly and the girl gamer gives you a pity endorsement:3
Kiriko gripper isn't real...right?It's a joke....
>>502951897That's how I reached level 5
it’s lookin’ like a bluidy rev’lushun
an opera?in space?
How do I stop being bad
>>502953086https://youtu.be/ZwM2kMKgtdU
>>502953086On what role?
>>502953153havent seen this in over 10 yearsdid the original get deleted?
>>502953153I played with him a few times in CS. Super chill guy and I'm happy he was able to achieve the level of success he did post esports career.
>>502953435>did the original get deleted?tons of old stuff got deleted off youtube for no reason
>>502953250Tank/dps.
>>502954121>TankPick Orisa>DPSPick Torb
>>502946460Is this racist?
Lena...>>>/aco/8611336
>>502954635putting the lena cylinder in the lena hole
>>502954264I pick Orisa and never kill anyone and I don't understand how to play Torb
where do i find friends to play with
>>502954953I can play with you but I suck.
>>502954953message and add people you play with in quickplay, arcade and comp
>>502956126they are all stupid niggers
>>502956419>i press the 'stay as group' button pretty frequently after matches but literally nobody else presses it.did you message them first? Sometimes staying as group is also a bit more pressure because it can get quite awkward if you lose and stuff
I haven't played in months. Is dva still good?
>>502956818no, she's really good
>>502956818shes good for 2 minutes until enemy switches to zarya
Hana bros…I know D.va kinda sucks in classic but it feels so good to no longer be forced to drag around the ball and chain that is my retarded team.
>>502957361just play open queue, you retard
>watch video of erinaow crying about being a mercy main and getting shit on in voice chat>on an account named "Tight" with a male smurfing DPS main why don't they just go kiriko there's multiple female kiriko gms all they have to do is run and spam chokes
>>502957697>just play tank and support simulator
>>502956602no, but even after very good games, nobody presses it. nobody talks to each other in games either excluding flaming.
>>502957926erm tight doesn't necessarily mean anything sexual you weirdo
>>502950456I didn't know Juno was supposed to be ethnic she just looks white to me oops
>>502958002yes? or is having a tank buddy to save your ass every time not enough and you need enemy team to have helpless dps to kill so you could feel powerful?
>>502957243Zarya is genuinely not a problem thoughJust ignore herYour retarded teammates keep charging her beam?Fuck them, go fight the backline while your stupid ass teammates deal with the consequences of their own actions
>>502958345It does in this context thoughJust like if her male DPS' name was Hung
>>502933692>ok, we can, need sleep for classicYeah we do.. are the servers up midnight? Do we know the exact time?>please do...I looked at it a bit at work lol, I'm not sure... I hate the pressure I feel when I play wow, I know you compare it to Overwatch but it really isn't the same to me>Yea you're amazing. I want nobody else.Only you matter>though not sure if 1 rein is enough against 3 other tanks.Well, what do you choose, Rein afking with his shield up for you or a monkey suiciding as soon as he respawns? :^)>the queues are so fast, there's no way they can do that.It plays fine, it's just unbalanced teams that cause the stomps>hmm, I guess we need to wait and see his ingame? I just think he will be mauga size.I was referring to Mauga here but it seems to apply to Hazard too, he's just too square, it doesn't look good, like all other big guys in the game have proper proportions when it comes to shoulder to waist ratio but Mauga and him both look so dumbI need to see other angles>sure because tanks don't do that :^)I guess all roles bring in a little bit of it but no where near as much as supports have, playing classic made that very clear>hmmm, probably not. You already got two mercy skin, but I can see it this year.Well if you're saying it then I 100% won't get it this season...Unless you're counting the rereleases too lol, she has two extra in the shop, valkyrie and doctor>Yea, no. You need to run to ironforge and take the tram to stormwind. We can try it today if you want to play gnome.Yeah, I don't know the names or areas so you need to guide me through it>don't be, classic soon better loot and farm there.I hope so!>but I want you now, my most beloved so long away till I get you :(, I love you!Closer now! How's your day going?
>>502953017I'd watch it
>>502959328rotten cumbrain
Enemy Junkerqueen just went 24-0 while my tank went 9-8 and I lost extra rank because it was apparently a "Reversal"
>>502960048team diff
let me guess; tank diff again? rofl
>>502960185Tanktard
>>502960365tank diff
>>502960365nt ana
>>502960365unironically tank diffif your tank is worse, it reflects poorly on the entire team's stats
>>502960365Seems like your team kept falling over because you decided to play JQ into Ana+Soldier+Rein
>>502960365BRUH DELETE THE GAAAAAAME
let me guess; tank diff again too?
>>502960776tank diff
>>502959837https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LysSf1q92Cw>>502958345lol, she put this in her twitch panels after that video
>>502960776often in these cases, the entire team is worse than the other team. so yes, tank diff is correct.
>>502960776>Junkerqueen into WidowmakerI think you're just a shit Junkerqueen player who doesn't know when/how to play her Find the JQ from >>502960048 this guy's comment and get some lessons
>>502960706>muh picks while metalfaggonna be an XD and a rofl from me dawg
>>502961067Hey sweetie I know you've never even comp role queue so you wouldn't know this but Diamond and above players know when to swap because their pick isn't working
they should add multi-player emotes, it's twenty fucking twenty four
>>502958298>nobody talks to each other in games either excluding flamingHas this always been the case? It feels to weird to play a competitive party game where everyone goes hard on the competitive part and forgets about the party one.
>>502960776Yeah you're playing a character with no shielding against a widow what is your team supposed to do when they're out in the open?
Give the guy a break he's probably silver or something
let me guess, another tank diff scenario?
>>502960776>>502961847stop censoring the names pussies
what happens if i lose all my placements?
>>502960365Replay code you guys could literally run at them with ring/genji even against rein and win what the fuck
>>502961847>>502960776>>502960365Seems like a (You) diff, actually
at least it's a new-ish kind of tilt posting
>>502961847see>>502961010
>>502961682yeah
16 days until Marvel Rivalsare we hyped?
>>502960595>if your tank is worse, it reflects poorly on the entire team's statssame applies to a tank's stats with a team diff
uuh i'm not sure if i'm just getting better(newer player) at the game, but lately it's been pretty chill with games like these.or is the game just fucking me over and will throw me into a huge losing streak?
>>502961847t a n k d i f fankdiff
>>502962356what kinda fake stats are these
>>502962017>Seems like a (You) diff100% the case actually
>>502962532niggalow stats
>>502962532? it's qp
>>502962729oh so fake gamemode, got it
>>502962356looks like you're being thrown into baby lobbies, the enemy team's dps is probably learning how to work a keyboard and mouse still
i'm in gold 2 as a dps and climbing i have no knowledge of this game just lots of cs:source custom server (54k hours) and i've had games where i did absolutely nothing impactful and my team just won. i could have been anyone, any skill. my team would have won regardless. why am i being put in these games and given rank for it?
>the thread schizo is also losing as jqhero is definitely not that good eh?
>>502962268a tank can play well even with poor stats if the correct moves are made to enable your team, distract enemies, create space, etc. Likewise a tank with good stats can be played poorly if your team is not enabled.the fact that your team cannot get a single kill is almost certainly because you are not playing correctly and contesting the right players. Not to say that you would have won if you had played correctly, but if you played better, it wouldn't be a zero kill game. And yes, the tank is the most powerful role, so losses are typically more your fault than any other the other four players.
>>502963107it's called forced 50 and it's a fake conspiracy theory that is obviously incorrect
>>502963107a lot of people lack game sense and positioning awareness, so if you're positioning well and your aim is fine you'll climb to the rank you deserve
let me guess......erm.... tank diff again?
>>502963390yes
>>502963390struggling against pharmercy as dva lol
>>502962921yeah it feels like it. i'm fairly new myself so idk lol
weaver is fun looking nigga but he doesnt really fit overwatch kiriko is literally fanmade OC and new guy looks like an AI made amalgamation of overwatch charactersthe only good designs are ram and mauga
why are people still responding to this schizo?
>>502963680anon diff
>>502963680You have to be more specific than that.
>>502963680entertaining
>>502963390bro the game barely started why are you taking screenshots instead of carrying the game like a real man would
>>502963619>strugglingI was literally afk posting my previous post and the enemy widow farmed us alltheres no fucking tank diff, it's an obvious team diff with games that are unplayable and unwinnable, alll the jq and dva games I posted, a dude in my team abandonned it
>>502963893tank diff
>>502963946idk if you are trying to make me mald or something with that tank diff reply but thanks for the you anyway brown subhuman
>>502963893>I wasn't struggling I was just throwinglike pottery
>>502963670Venture and Phreak look like Concord roster rejects, Mauga and Weaver are safe horny fetish bait. Kiriko has no ass and someone on the team is anti-sex and begrudgingly allowing their discolored or disfigured feet being shown because flesh colored girl feet make penis hard.
>>502964034brown subhumans play tank and get diffedoh wait, that's you>>502964146tank diff
why do you keep censoring your name you already slipped up
https://youtu.be/u282-SDwYtg
>named illidangenji>not using illidan genji
Tank diffed again
>>502963893This one you are very obviously worse than the enemy tank. Your widowmaker is playing very well to get those kills with presumably no map control to work with.>>502964146This one on the other hand does not show you being clearly worse than the enemy tank.
>>502964708>name is mercymain>playing d.va
>try having fun in UNRANKED with Hana>enemies get Zarya and Sym every single time>"just focus the backline" when they are huffing Zaryas fart 20cm behind herthis game is the pinnacle of unfun holy shit no surprise it's dead as fuck
>>502965091>UNRANKED>fun
>>502964862Yeah it's always my fault that we start the first ever fight 4vs5 or even 3vs5 because my allies peeked and lost their 1v1 against reaper genji windowoooppps my bad
ASPEN
Hazard backstory https://youtu.be/u282-SDwYtg?
>>502959557Welcome back love, my everything best gamer>Yeah we do.. are the servers up midnight? Do we know the exact time?Yea midnight, need to look up the time but probably 24:00>I looked at it a bit at work lol, I'm not sure... I hate the pressure I feel when I play wow, I know you compare it to Overwatch but it really isn't the same to meYou hate the pressure when you play wow? oh, hm good to know. Yea, you play mage. I feel like this when I play Overwatch 2 sometimes. anxiety?>Only you matterfor me :3 You.>Well, what do you choose, Rein afking with his shield up for you or a monkey suiciding as soon as he respawns? :^)If you put it like that, rein obviously, dunno that game was on me.>It plays fine, it's just unbalanced teams that cause the stompsI guess more the stacks as always.>I was referring to Mauga here but it seems to apply to Hazard too, he's just too square, it doesn't look good, like all other big guys in the game have proper proportions when it comes to shoulder to waist ratio but Mauga and him both look so dumbI can see why you hate that look, but they just look like Space Marines to me, and I like that design.>I need to see other anglesmine :^)?>I guess all roles bring in a little bit of it but no where near as much as supports have, playing classic made that very clearI honestly think classic mercy is more overpowered, mass rezz is legit broken, but yea character like ana started the power creep.>Well if you're saying it then I 100% won't get it this season...but I said you maybe get it this Christmas.>valkyrie and doctorno, but they will probably rerun jingle belle or snow angel.>Yeah, I don't know the names or areas so you need to guide me through itYea, I will gladly do that :3>I hope so!my vault was so bad I just closed the game...>Closer now! How's your day going?it's fine, kinda boring, how was your day? I want to game with you now! Are you gaming already? I love you!
kissing venture
>>502965913upper lips or lower lips?
>>502965527Maybe if you protected your range heavy team against reaper and genji with matrix they'd be able to do something
>>502966005cute ramattra
>>502966005soooo what happened to Ramattra being the last ravager omnic? Hello? Writing team?
>>502966043>do everything please or else it's a tank diffmight explain why no one wants to play that literal cuck jobI see
Did someone just sick a bot on this general what the fuck is this?
>>502961585No one talks to each other because you'll get mass reported and get silenced for hate speech or something since a real human being isnt even gonna glance at your reports
>>502966369wdym
>>502966369N-no.
>its another "enemy Widow is much better than yours and also has a pocket Mercy" episodereally tempted to alt+f4 out of these matches
>>502966369another one?
>>502966264This is backstory, he's likely dead at the current point in time.
>>502966435spic
>>502966264He's not the last, but ravagers were hunted down so there aren't many left.
>>502965604I missed you a lot!! You had me worried there>Yea midnight, need to look up the time but probably 24:00Hm, yeah... and what are your plans? Staying home?>You hate the pressure when you play wow? oh, hm good to know. Yea, you play mage. I feel like this when I play Overwatch 2 sometimes. anxiety?I just don't want to mess up and ruin dungeons for us, tank and healer have the most pressureOverwatch is easy, I can game whatever I want there and not really care, wow is a different story lol>for me :3 You.Then we're two!>If you put it like that, rein obviously, dunno that game was on me.Omg no it was not, like our monkey was 2-9 or something like that, like all he did was jump at the enemies and die over and over>I guess more the stacks as always.Yeah, willing to play as a team too, lots of dps last night, not enough supports or tanks>I can see why you hate that look, but they just look like Space Marines to me, and I like that design.Those space marnies have armor, it's different then, you can even see it on Rein, his body looks proportionate, very much unlike Mauga and Hazard>mine :^)?Dummy!!>I honestly think classic mercy is more overpowered, mass rezz is legit broken, but yea character like ana started the power creep.Not denying that lol, mass rez is unfun to play againstOh you killed 3 heroes? Uh, no you didn't, go do it again :^)>but I said you maybe get it this Christmas.I wrote this season!! I hope they rerelease it this Christmas though>no, but they will probably rerun jingle belle or snow angel.Jingle belle for sure comes back, snow angel maybe>Yea, I will gladly do that :3Sweet, I can't wait!>my vault was so bad I just closed the game...Yeah... Sucks...>it's fine, kinda boring, how was your day? I want to game with you now! Are you gaming already? I love you!Going ok! I'm waiting, like always!! No gaming, yetMight game some Overwatch soon! I love you too!!
>>502966005>boomslangtell me thats not our south african representation please fuck no :(
I find it absolutely marvelous that after a winstreak I'm getting- one dude with "bad internet sorry" that kept dc and reconnecting- two leavers after the first teamfight- one afker- obvious smurfs or maybe cheaters idk, playing doom, and then the sniper ladybut then suddenly, when the lose streak equals the winstreak, I get normalthe pure product of coincidence and luck, isnt this absolutely perfect and awesome, really makes me thinklife is beautiful and full of surprises
>>502966809https://youtu.be/sR8N3cXWxqM?t=40
>>502966267Again, it is very obvious that in most of the screenshots you have posted, you are worse than the enemy tank. The enemy tank is likely enabling their team to do well against yours as well.Playing to help your team is often better than playing selfishly, and this goes even more so for tanks, as they have the most tools for it. In cases of stomps, the losing teams tank is almost ALWAYS substantially worse, and that is what causes the stomp.
>>502967139Ye i know thats the hero i just dont want our first south african representation to be that b
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>>502966692i can't believe you're still doing this
>>502966573J-jose took your nose.
>>502967612:3
>>502966945theyre not even hiding it anymore pal, nor is the auto reply meds/schizo poster even paid to do so anymore. The playerbase is too thinly spread because of the tank ratio
>>502966692>I missed you a lot!! You had me worried theresorry busy...>Hm, yeah... and what are your plans? Staying home?Not sure, probably need to do something on Friday.>I just don't want to mess up and ruin dungeons for us, tank and healer have the most pressuresure, but in classic, you just heal the tank in general.>Overwatch is easy, I can game whatever I want there and not really care, wow is a different story lolYea, I understand if it's too much pressure.>Then we're two!Yes.>Omg no it was not, like our monkey was 2-9 or something like that, like all he did was jump at the enemies and die over and overyea, but we had that point already...>Yeah, willing to play as a team too, lots of dps last night, not enough supports or tanksI mean, that's the reason why role queue was added.>Those space marnies have armor, it's different then, you can even see it on Rein, his body looks proportionate, very much unlike Mauga and HazardYea, I do agree with you Rein looks better, but in a game with Doomfist do you think both Mauga and Hazard look out of place?>Dummy!!yours :3?>Not denying that lol, mass rez is unfun to play againstYea, I can see why they remove that>Oh you killed 3 heroes? Uh, no you didn't, go do it again :^)Not only that but it's so fast compared to live? I feel like you can't punish the rezz.>I wrote this season!! I hope they rerelease it this Christmas thoughI hope as well would be a good christmas present for you :3.>Jingle belle for sure comes back, snow angel maybeJingle belle 100% free money for them.>Sweet, I can't wait!me too>Yeah... Sucks...stupid rng mechanics I hate them>Going ok! I'm waiting, like always!! No gaming, yetok, my slacker :3, not working out so long today so maybe online earlier >Might game some Overwatch soon! I love you too!!kk have fun and win your games! I love you more, lovey I want you now... game with you going now
>>502966264show me where it says ramattra was the last living ravager and i'll venmo you $500
>>502968886>sorry busy...It's fine, just know I miss you!>Not sure, probably need to do something on Friday.Hm alright, well we have tomorrow too>sure, but in classic, you just heal the tank in general.Yeah I don't know, I'm just scared of messing up>Yea, I understand if it's too much pressure.Maybe if I played wow a lot more I could learn to ignore that but we haven't played enough, I still know so little about the game>yea, but we had that point already...Yeah I messed up there lol, tried saving the genji using his blade like an idiot and died in the process because her movement is so bad in classic>Yea, I do agree with you Rein looks better, but in a game with Doomfist do you think both Mauga and Hazard look out of place?Doom looks like a human with a robot arm, his design is pretty good I would sayLike Mauga comes off as a Disney character with his exaggerated proportions lol>yours :3?Only mine!!>Not only that but it's so fast compared to live? I feel like you can't punish the rezz.It's instant, you just hit the button and they respawn, you can kill Mercy 0.1 second after she presses the rez and it goes off>I hope as well would be a good christmas present for you :3.Yeah, I'd like that a lot!>Jingle belle 100% free money for them.Yeah, it was a shop skin so it makes sense that it returns>ok, my slacker :3, not working out so long today so maybe online earlierNot slacking!! Sweet, can't wait!>kk have fun and win your games! I love you more, lovey I want you now... game with you going nowI hope I can win some lol, yesterday's solo games went wellI love you!!! I see you very soon!
>>502958648All East-Asian female characters in OW look White. Don't sweat it.
>>502965586>Lena canonically crippled him with her mini-9/11 jet crashWhat a silly Sally.
>>502966267peeling is also something a good tank does fyi
>>502967190>Playing to help your team is often betterok well my team is throwing then because they're not playing to help me !!!!
