Unloyal Elf EditionPreviously on /coopg/: >>502982719>Latest News/Updates:Darktide: Grim Protocols - Releasing 3 Decemberhttps://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/announcing-grim-protocols-releasing-3-december/101611Darktide Released Slop : https://warhammer-40k-darktide.fandom.com/wiki/Commodore%27s_VesturesVermintide 2:VERSUS IS OUThttps://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/versus-is-out-now-free-new-pvp-game-mode-patch-6-0-0-hotfix-6-0-2/101222Helldivers 2:Patch 1.001.102https://steamcommunity.com/games/553850/announcements/detail/4679892274020252125?snr=2___Wartracker:https://helldivers.io/Info:https://divers.ggDeep Rock Galactic:https://steamcommunity.com/app/548430/allnews/Space Marine 2: Patch 3.0https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2183900/view/4696781406109497749Payday 3:https://steamcommunity.com/app/1272080/allnews/Remnant 2:The Dark Horizon DLC releasing SEP24:https://steamcommunity.com/games/1282100/announcements/detail/4657374275884538366?snr=2___Earth Defense Force 6https://steamcommunity.com/app/2291060/allnews/>Acknowledged but not really discussedReady Or NotStarship Troopers ExterminationAliens: Fireteam EliteKilling Floor 2Left 4 Dead 2SCP: 5KGTFOThe Forever WinterNo More Room in Hell 2>Future gamesDen Of Wolves - TBADarkSwarm - TBABlight: Survival - TBABuild planners:Vermintide 2: http://ranaldsgift.com/Deep Rock Galactic: http://karl.gg/Darktide: https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor
TOTAL AND COMPLETE PIG DEATH.KILL PIGS. BEHEAD PIGS. ROUNDHOUSE KICK A PIG INTO THE CONCRETE. SLAM DUNK A PIG BABY INTO THE TRASHCAN. CRUCIFY FILTHY PIGS. DEFECATE IN A PIGS FOOD. LAUNCH PIGS INTO THE SUN. STIR FRY PIGS IN A WOK. TOSS PIGS INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOES. URINATE INTO A PIGS GAS TANK. JUDO THROW PIGS INTO A WOOD CHIPPER. TWIST PIGS HEADS OFF. REPORT PIGS TO THE IRS. KARATE CHOP PIGS IN HALF. CURB STOMP PREGNANT BLACK PIGS. TRAP PIGS IN QUICKSAND. CRUSH PIGS IN THE TRASH COMPACTOR.LIQUEFY PIGS IN A VAT OF ACID. EAT PIGS. DISSECT PIGS. EXTERMINATE PIGS IN THE GAS CHAMBER. STOMP PIG SKULLS WITH STEEL TOED BOOTS. CREMATE PIGS IN THE OVEN. LOBOTOMIZE PIGS. MANDATORY ABORTIONS FOR PIGS. GRIND PIG FETUSES IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. DROWN PIGS IN FRIED CHICKEN GREASE. VAPORIZE PIGS WITH A RAY GUN. KICK OLD PIGS DOWN THE STAIRS.FEED PIGS TO ALLIGATORS. SLICE PIGS WITH A KATANAPUT A BOMB IN A PIG'S MOUTH. THROW KNIVES AT PIGS.INFLATE PIGS UNTIL THEY POP. SEND PIGS INTO A BLACKHOLE. CASTRATE PIGS. FEED PIGS POISONED FOOD. FORCE PIGS TO WALK THE PLANK. PUSH PIGS INTO A PIT.KNEEL ON A PIG'S NECK. CURSE PIGS WITH A SPELL. STUFF PIG BABIES INTO THE WASHING MACHINE AND TURN IT ON. FLATTEN PIGS WITH A TANK.POP A PIG'S CAR TIRE. STRIKE PIG CHILDREN WITH A RULER. MAKE PIGS SWIM IN THE MARIANA TRENCH. CUT OFF A PIG'S LIMBS. AIRDROP PIGS INTO ANTARCTICA. THROW PIGS OFF THE BOAT. PRESSURIZE PIGS INTO FINE CRYSTALS. LIGHT FIREWORKS IN A PIG'S ASS. FALCON-PUNCH A PIG IN THE FACE. MAKE PIGS INTO FICTION. BLOW PIGS HEADS OFF WITH GRENADE LAUNCHERS. BLOW PIGS BRAINS OPEN WITH A SNIPER RIFLE. LOCK PIGS IN A CAGE AND DROWN THEM UNDERWATER. NAIL PIGS TO A CROSS AND STAB THEM. RUN OVER PIGS WITH A TANK FEET-FIRST. THROW PIGS OFF BUILDINGS. CRUSH PIGS WITH A PRESS. ATTACK PIGS WITH ACID. BOIL PIGS IN A PAN. LOCK PIGS INSIDE A BRAZEN BULL. BURN PIGS ALIVE.
Where is my frame and Kerillian pose Fatshark? I'm sure I played long enough
>>503090061fuck off already, Pajeet
>>503090184you're the guy who kept posting the steamcharts aren't you?
>>503090184Lmao. Stay mad steamcharts nigger.Don't make us post the updated version with 20k ratclick players.
>>503090405you just posted a steam chart, nigger?
>>503090061chinese people all flocking to a game is not something to brag about
Achlys will probably be the best single stubber because it'll be the fastest firing, unless Fatshark feels like flipping it like they usually do. Though the single shot mode will be concerning with it. I just want to shoot many boolet instead of being stuck with the Gorgonum forever until heat death.
Bros, I tried not to use smite + shield for leveling up and it's just not worth it desu
>>503090524Isn't it weird how nobody ever called the guy who posted the steamcharts before a pajeet? Now that VT2 is winning, someone else is doing it and he keeps getting called a pajeet. Isnt that weird?
>>503090536>BUT BUT IT'S THIRDIES!!!>BUT BUT CONTENT FOR DARKTIDE IS FREE WHILE YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR DLCS!!!! WHOS THE REAL PIGGY!!!>BUT BUT THE GAME WILL DIE ON THE HOLY DAY OF 3RD DECEMBER>BUT BUT IM A FAAAGGOOOOTTT
>>503090903Can you speak english, please?
>>503091013Felinid update when?:3c
>chartsposting darkjeet crying because his 40kek flop lost to fantasoul (again)never fails to make me laugh
Wish the mods would just ban this faggot instead of warning him. The only thing he does is post low quality bait and shit up the thread.
>>503090927it is lolyou can literally see that once China goes to sleep it's pulling about the same numbers as darktide currently ischinese people playing the game is not only not a benefit, but actively detrimental because they will join your lobbies and they will use cheats
>>503091013How come you arent posting the steamcharts anymore like you used to? Why does it bother you now?
>>503089391Depending on the eldar, yeah.Some are overly poetic, some are smarmy.Though it is unlikely that he is an eldar since eldar are much taller than humans on average.The average eldar is like 7-8ft tall, just like space marines.Also how eldar move is a dead give away to them since eldar movement is described to be inhumanly smooth and graceful.Basically eldar give humans the uncanny valley effect, but it is not because they are ugly or weird, the uncanniness they give off comes from is because they are TOO perfect. It's like looking at a living doll.Like it'd be cool if Swagger was an eldar but I doubt he is.What I'd want is a playable eldar character, but that feels just as unlikely to happen.
>>503091439>IT'S CHINA REEEEEEEE IT DOESNT COUNT STOP THE COUNT STOP THE COUNT NOOOOOOOOOW
It's been how many years already? Shartide needs new operatives. Geefucks released new ratling models and they were mentioned numerous times in game before that. Specs aren't hard just do sniper, saboteur and fixer/quartiermeister/cook/whatever. I want to throw sausages and bottles of amasec at my pals.
>>503091439>about the same numbers still lesswhy would these hundreds of people play vermintide 2 over darktide? no reason right? they just chose to play vt2 over dt for no reason, thats your point?
>not even 50 posts in>already rats vs pigs baiting and shitposting
>swagga becomes 5th playable class with is just a named character
>>503091737The huge vermintide 2 sale brought in a lot of thirdies, sadly.
Post vids of people cheating in VT2 vs. And don't post my gameplay, that's all skill.
>>503091737After weeks of the retarded steamcharts faggot not shutting the fuck up, I'll allow it this time because it makes him seethe that the tables turned
>>503091681lol love how you double replied because you knew the all caps seethe wasn't a good lookanyway imagine actually trying to make an argument out of a <500 player difference right after versus released, you are mentally ill
>>503092005seethe more losermore players = better gamevt2 has more playersyou lost
Just you wait rattos. Once Darktide vs releases, you're as good as toast.
Prepare to get mad and disappointed shopclick suffering bros
>Tweaked the Helmgart Sellsword Marks received from playing versus matches: Players now receive 5 coins for playing a match, plus another 5 if they won.Maybe there is hope for the mode after all.
>>503092312I want to play as a dog
HEY RATS I HAVE A VIDEO OF YOUR LAST FAMILY GATHERING!https://youtu.be/QSOD7m4XYg0?t=48
Prepare to get happy and hyped shopclick enjoying bros
>>503091737how quickly the tables turn, isn't that right anon.maybe think twice next time before spamming steamcharts for 3 uninterrutped months.
>>503092621We love Strawhat.
>>503091523Yes, we need more inbred hillbilly space hobbit smut.
>>503092358>>503092621I have once again raised my hopes to unmatchable levels
>>503092621What are we expecting?
>>503091737As we said before, it's pretty obvious everyone here plays both games whenever they receive an update, no one here hates ratclick over darktide or viceversa.Anyone claiming otherwise is shitposting.One (1) retard riled up another (1) retard and now we're stuck with this shitflinging.
>>503092819Questions answered.
>>503092871>it was a prank bro
>>503092871No. There are only two teams and you can't be part of both. You are either a rat or a pig. And one hates the other.
>>503092532good dogs
>>503092871everyone who plays darktide plays vermintide, but not everyone who plays vermintide plays darktide since it has higher system requirements and hasn't been given away for freehence why this pajeet is so mindbroken by people being able to play and enjoy a game he cannot
>>503092514>Only pounce on white female characters
>>503092819meltagun + power fist reveal for veteran
I was there when the ratpig war began, 1500 years ago.
>>503090061keep doing this he's having a melty over it
How do I build gun zealot? What's the most ammo efficient gun for dealing with specials/elites?>Inb4 >gun zealotI know it's aggressively sub-optimal, but saber snoozes through the game without support anyway.I like the recon lasgun but it's just not the same without vet. I assume my next best option would be sniping with the bolter, but I doubt its ammo efficiency and breakpoints without vet skills.
>>503093391Maybe he should try getting a job.
>>503093391>rats dont like pigclick because it doesnt run on their machines, there are NO OTHER REASONS AT ALL and if you say otherwise YOU ARE FROM INDIA
those 'eavy stubbas lookin good, lads
>>503091434>instead of warningMakes you wonder why they keep doing that. Warning after warning. Hmm…
>>503093486we could've been best friendsbut the pigs had to attack first....
>>503091473Don’t cross post. We’re all respectable people here.
>>503093546auric tested ranged zealot build, you can tell it's good because I won an auric with it and did the most damagecrusher + vraks iag
>>503092702Don’t insult them. They did nothing wrong. I want to breed her and see how our children will turn out.
what's the best voidblast staff? what blessings?
>>503094340Surge Warp NexusHave fun going bowling
>>503094412he said voidblast sweaty
>>503092532Lmao
>>503093391darktide lost
>>503094459Oh, right. Name change.Uhhhh Rend and Warp Flurry Warp Nexus + Blaze for fun
>>503094064whats cross posting?
I’m asking this genuinely. Where are the *good* cosmetics for this game? Because in the past 10 threads I’ve only seen ones that are ugly as fucking shit. Please post good looking skins and whatever else in response to this post to prove that I am wrong.
>>503094321But I wasn't. It's like calling catachans retarded Rambos, they like it!
>>503094729when you tie a man up across two different posts in an an uncomfortable position and have your way with them
>>503094856who gives a shit its not like you can pick what you want to buy
>>503093884Either he is a janny or friends with one or he sucks janny dick on the regular.It wouldn't surprise me, I mostly post on /tg/ and we've had that problem for sometime, ie. some users getting obvious preferential treatment from the jannies/moderating team.Like it was so obvious that when you called the jannies out on it, they'd fucking ban you for pointing out instead of banning the faggot who was shitposting and driving the thread quality down.
>>503094856you're just gonna say it's ugly no matter what people post so why bother
>>503095087Darktide lost, get over it
>>503090061you can only do this for another 12 days. Then it's over.
>>503094174>crusher + shroudReally? Crusher feels so clumsy to do those backstabs. At least I wasn't impressed after trying it once.
>>503095554shut up bitch I did the most damage in an auric so it's good
>>503094174Those 4 nodes bellow the fire grenade are pretty ass. Try moving those around. Get more attack speed and sprint speed for example. Way more impactful and is useful all the time.
5 More. Days. Until Playstationbros join us. Kino incoming. No more waiting time. No more frustration. It’s here.
>>503095908Retard.
How do I stop being racist?
>>503095885shut the FUCK up
>>503095885disregard this, i didn't read the original post
>>503095995Stop playing on the EU server.
>>503095995Lobotomize yourself.
>>503096142he would only be more racist after playing with gamepass basketball americans who spam smite I know I am
>>503094856I think this simple comissary set is more aesthetic than 100% of the shit I've seen in the paypiggy shop
Ogryns should get a greatswords.
>>503096508you're visibly too poor to afford a better computer, no wonder why you spit on paid skin kek
>>503096609pretty sure my 5800x3d is good enough for this CPU heavy game, but thank you for the input Rajesh
>>503096609learn english
>>503095995You don’t? It’s a natural human function.
>>503096301Again, why do people hate smite?
>>503096591>this is a knife,sah
>>503096609Who’s “spitting on paid skin”? It’s a fact that most of the stuff in there looks like shit, paid or otherwise
>>503096945You know why, we have this discussion every thread.
>>503096945Halts the game to a crawl. Basically everything stops moving,it ain't engaging especially since 80% of the psykers spam it instead of only using it as a "oh shit" button like a zealot flash
>>503096945it's boringmakes the game take longer because we can't cleave the enemies as wellthe people who use it are usually retarded since you have to genuinely have the IQ of a cat to enjoy just holding down a button while nothing can hurt you for more than one game
>>503096790learn english
>>503096945its no fun fighting stunned mobs all game long
>>503096945Smite players, could be filled with a slot of someone actually killing the people a smigger is stunning. Smite users have the worst combination of functionally being useless, but think they are the most useful team member. This is paired with them being paper squishy, and if they die, they will proclaim that 'the team should have protected me, im the support after all'
Sorry to say, but Smite sounds fun as shit and I’m definitely going to be using it a lot.
>2900 aquilas is actually 12ish dollars in my currency>for years i thought it was 1:1, aka 30 dollarsWow, I understand why so many people pig out.I must apologize to everyone in here then, sorry for calling you funny names.Now excuse me, I'm on my way to buy the 7000 pack.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwBfGQJhDT8
>>503097691It's the most boring thing in the game. Both for the player and the team.
>>503097723the ultimate flex is using the 1,5kk dockets cosmeticsabandon your pig ways, it's not too late yet
>>503097723Filthy pig
>>503066758cosmetics are not content
>>503097723>flexing about how you live in a low purchasing power countryyou really couldn't have done soemthing more retarded, you'll get made fun of for being a thirdie that buys status symbols.2900 aquilas are 25 dollars in my country
>>503089826elf thread
>>503098093>immediately assumes im from the third world instead of not living in an inflation ravaged country like muttistan or modern day europeI live in new zealand you fucking idiot.Why are piggies so fucking touchy?
>>503098178Actually, Kruber is the main character here.
>>503092532incredibly satisfying
>>503092702source?
Can I play now?
>>503098291constantly frustrated for they bask in the glory of ratclick, impotent and ever seething
>>503098291SA anon here, can I move to new zealand?
>>503098301Still counts
>>503098291>>immediately assumes im from the third world instead of not living in an inflation ravaged country like muttistan or modern day europebecause I know they're more expensive in muttistan too and europe has higher purchasing power on averageyou're again confirming that you're a thirdie because you don't know basic economical principles
>>503098524we'r gamingcan I get my two buddies too so we get a full team?
>>503098720not him but bro just take the L and stop coping, this was embarrassing and your english is subpar
>skim through Q&ALooks like they've made some pointlessly overcomplicated system for those havoc missions. And I bet they've forgot to add meaningful rewards to it, so we'd be doing all that bullshit for a couple of shitty frames.
>>503098720Does it make you mad that I'm buying pig coins at half the price while you have to spend all of your weekly allowance to afford one (1) skin?I'm so sorry for living in a country with a better and more stable economy than yours, anon.
>>503098524>>503098751sup
>>503098916I think it's pretty funny you think you get to be a gloaty little fella when you've basically confirmed you live in south america just now. The NZ cope is really funny, like you picked some country at random without knowing how much digital goods cost there. protip: I guarantee they pay as much as me, if not more.
>>503098524>>503098751>>503098979join my auric
>>503098524>>503098751>>503098979>>503099214Am here wait for me!
Revised Darktide story timeline from previous thread:>Prologue: Initial reject/trust climb>Heretics making stimms in the carnival, rejects sent to investigate>The Karnak Twins start stalking strike teams>Zola hysterically sends strike teams on a personal mission against the Twins.>Zola reprimanded, but the Twins defeated (except one)>Sefoni and Hallowette start handling missions to steal some kind of crystal or something, for lasguns presumably.>Swagger shows up with information on some lost factory in the hive city and the rejects go reclaim it>factory swarming with heretics so the rejects just manufacture a single pallet of moebian steel and extract>Brunt, the quartermaster goes missing. There is commentary on the Mourningstar about how strange it is for an ogryn to disappear and even Sefoni can't see him with her powers.>Commissar Dukane arrives to assess the situation on Atoma, oversees a mission involving a train being late>A moebian regiment gets infected with some kind of plague strain, a month later another spike of plague outgrowths afflict various heretics (correspond to the two events around the fall season)We are here>In two weeks the next update drops with a new mission to the Carnival which will involve the surviving Karnak Twin and the cult.There are small details I'm missing because I can't fully recall and the pieces of story are spread across cash shop descriptions and obscure lines here and there. Notable mentions that other anons can feel free to clarify :>Sefoni likely did something to Morrow's memories, likely that he is just a random soldier that had memories implanted to mold him into who he is now>The noble houses of Atoma are involved with the moebian traitors somehow, but I'm not clear on the details.
>>503099569crystals are for alice for selling or for personality scramble
>>503097723>2900 aquilas is actually 12ish dollars in my currencywhat's it like living in a thirdie shithole?
>>503099569alsoMorrow has history with the 6th, probably was with them before they went traitor and sefoni has removed those memorieszola knows wolfer from before he traitored as well
>>503099569Now do the reject backstories.
>>503095908i love women with armpits
>>503099972The reject backstories are based on your picks at character creation and are frequently mentioned throughout gameplay, haven't you noticed?
So are psykers the most hated players?
>>503100046All women have armpits. It came free with y'know, having a fucking body.
>>503096591The gav and bob finale gives me hope. I know it’s a pipe dream but if fatshark can asspull Krubes being a GK maybe we can get the emperors chosen ogryn somewhere down the line
>>503100250then why do i never see them? checkmate, womenfags
>>503096945Same reason I hate camo vets. It’s the stereotype of the person most likely to play it. 9/10 smiggers crutch on their blitz and then fold the second something goes wrong
>>503100171They are just based on the voice. Savant psyker was an enforcer on Atoma regardless of anything else you imagined up as your origin.
>>503100318not all women are sluts
https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/introduction-to-havoc-q-a-dev-blog/101706> If a Havoc Assignment (Havoc Order) owner leaves mid-mission without reconnecting it will automatically count as a loss regardless of the result of the mission for that player. It will also mean that player receives no rewards for the attempt, and it will use up one of the three attempts for that specific Havoc Assignment level.Sure hope they fix their server issues.>players who ALT+F4 to get around being downed will now spawn back hogtied.
Ogryn should get a skin that makes them look like a space marine.Like it's obviously an ogryn who is just wearing some custom made armor with some astartes armor bits mixed in, and he has a crudely painted chapter symbol on his left shoulder.You know that proper "space marine, space marine at home" feel.
>>503100679GW would never allow that!
>>503100679what the fuck are you talking about
>>503100530there's nothing wrong with women showing off their stinky pits
>>50310023250/50 vet psyker split for me
WHERE IS THE KARKIN BLOGPOST?
Actually.. yeah. They're not that bad.
>>503099972Ogryn got hungry and ATE the commissar
>>503098356Tile_10https://img10.joyreactor.cc/pics/post/full/Ratling-Astra-Militarum-Imperium-8668191.jpeg
>>503100678>players who ALT+F4 to get around being downed will now spawn back hogtiedSweet. Free carries!
>>503100526I know I was trying to dunk on how irrelevant those choices were.I might do a reject backstory one too, maybe after next revision.What I'd also be interested in is putting together a "correct storyline mission order" type thing so there's a cohesive narrative from the Tancred Bastion through the first factory-repair/throneside strike missions until the new mission coming up, at least.
>>503100678>ALT+F4:ing to circumvent being “downed” to complete harder penances has been an issue with the Auric penance, and to this end, we’ve introduced more checks when players reconnect.** Players will now respawn back with the health count they had upon leaving, instead of being spawned with a minimal % of hp, and players who ALT+F4 to get around being downed will now spawn back hogtied.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>503101049The are some hints as to the mission order. For example in Archivum Sycorax you start the mission in the sewers, having just crawled out of the Torrent. There's a mission in the desert area that starts in a metalfab-looking complex and so on.
>make my own build for psyker>trouble with lots of things, peril management, keeping toughness up, etc.>rip a random build off of games lantern with the same weapons>instantly perform better
>>503101814Don’t feel bad. I did the same shit coming back before I really learned the new trees
Is there a way to review you character backstory?
>>503101814Not sure if it's because I'm an ESL but I don't understand jackshit of what most things do.Also I feel the leveling process is a bit too "long" for my taste so being stuck with a shit build also encourages asking for help online.
>first time reaching 30 with a character>try an auric mission>completion time: 45 minutesare they usually this long? was surprised by how the other 3 dudes carried my ass tho
>>503101721This is incorrect, but I enjoyed the shitpost.
>>503102519Go into the personality scourge at the barber, you don't have to pay until the end, and can cancel out.
>>503102797What's incorrect about it? You don't start every mission from a valkyrie.
>>503099569I legit thought Brunt was the robot man.
>>503103032Nah he's in one of the early Trust cutscenes they added with the skill trees, handing out gear.I wonder if he's still there for fresh low level characters.
>>503102974Banter through the missions implies that you ride in on a valkyrie every time, and you extract on a valkyrie most of the time. There might be some small argument here and there for the missions that end in a lift instead.
>>503102519there's a mod that does it but I can't recall its name, its on the nexus though
zealotbros I just tried auric for the first time and I felt useless. the other people just killed everything before they reached us and I didn't wanna get separated. I just felt like a VIP getting protected
>>503103664Whatever is the case, they didn't seem to have notified their level designer since some of the mission starts simply don't have any space for a valkyrie to land. If you want to disregard that and try to deduce mission order another way that's completely fair I suppose.
>>503102765They are that long when I have to drag a dawdling deadweight through the map that goes down every 5 steps.
>>503102910I wish there was an actual character file in the morningstar. Using the barber re-customizing feature just to review your character story is kind of immersion breaker.
>>503104331I'll take it into account as a possibility. I plan to replay most of the early missions using the solo mod before I put it together anyway.
>>503104028You either carry or get carried, and it's extremely evident in aurics which scenario plays out.
Is there a way to disable the steam avatar change to Versus?
voidblast or voidstrike? can't decide...
>>503106701Both are underwhelming.
>>503106701staves suck, use a gun
>>503106701Voidblast activates your brain when you blow up a horde.
>>503106701trauma
>>503107013voidstrike activates your brain when it does the crunch sound
>>503106701Just go purgatas
>>503106701I prefer strike because the crunch noise is really satisfying but you can also try purgatas and purge the unclean. I like going full soulblaze and taking all the keystones that let me light as many things on fire as I can.
>>503106905Use a gun to shoot yourself you nigger retard.Taking up my ammo to do half as much damage as the staff psykers, shut the fuck up you are useless.>>502965239 look at this shit someone posted the other day. You are literally DaBootyBandit taking more ammo than the based gunlugger just to do half as much as the staff psyker who took zero. Fuck OFF.
>>503101814The thing is that every class has perks that are basically mandatory and you'll automatically be shit without them. You can make your own build just fine, but there are certain things you'll want to have most of the time.
>previous thread had people shilling staves>current has people hating themWHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS
>>503108159Psyker is the most divisive class on literally every aspect of it
>>503108159Anyone saying staves are bad is either genuinely retarded or trolling.
>>503107931>gun psyker is uselessno-hours pleb shitter detected, gunpsyker bangs (your mom)
>Surrounded>Trauma staff your feet>No longer surrounededYou barely need a melee playing this staff.
staves are good if you hate playing the game
>>503108494This wasn't a convincing comeback, either to me, any spectators, or yourself, so I feel zero need to continue this conversation as I've obviously won here.
>>503108659I'm infinitely better than you so I don't know what to tell you other than skill issue if you think gunpsyker is bad, bye retard
>>503108805post hours
>>503108881
>>503107931Rajesh is reeling from this.
Gun Vets often get good scoresStaff psykers often get good scoresBut gun psykers? Always bad scoresThe gun psyker anons itt are no different. They also suck
>I can't tell staves apart by their name
>>503099135>New Zealand>south americaI mean, you're trolling obviously, but the pigfarm is not sending their best.
do you guys actually play games together here?
>>503109162Bro the idea is that you pick a popular stance to shit on, not the undisputed underdog... Who are you going to argue against?
>>503101405BASED
>>503109392sometimes.
>>503109392>Due to the vast amount of permutations in the mode, there will not be any matchmaking in this game mode. Also the difficulty is so significant that you will want to tailor the group more specifically than a matchmaking service could do effectively.We will soon...
>>503109392Yeah, if people post lobby codes for Darktide I join them and it's usually a good time. Hasn't happened in a while though since people would rather have autistic shitfits at each other and call each other jeets and retards all day instead of trying to play a co-op game.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzLdZWIeq3c snowing outside, MMT low intensity damnation missions with bots, hot coffee, blanket around my chest, /copeg/ full of arguing faggots for the 800th time I am unfathomably comfy rn.
>>503110054>with bots
Goonloogin is really fun and I'm a credit to my team.
>>503110425do you not know that MMT stands for, dear lord tachanka?
>>503108561Yeah, but you just stagger and stagger and stagger and almost no damage.I'm convinced traumafags are latent smiggers because they actually believe that crowd control is valuable.
>>503109938All the thread queens already had a chance to get to know each other, say nasty shit about one another behind each other's back then swear off ever playing together. Some of them are still trying to make the general a miserable place out of spite as a result. Sorry that you missed out!
>>503096945>takes all the fun out of melee combat>makes the game even easier than it already is; every scenario just becomes "use smite", except for monstrosities >smiggers usually are bossy and think they're team captain/people should play around them
>>503110669>Almost no damageDo you not put your targets in the center of your fully charged circle?
Okay, which one of you played as a racist Saltz today
>>503097723COME ON PIGpiggy~, come on piggy~~suuuuuuuuueeY!*sounds of death*
But the real question is, can you actually use Smite in a good and efficient way that helps the entire team?Smiting poxwalkers as soon as they enter your FOV is obviously not what i'm talking about.
>>503109831Why can't those sw*doids just turn it into a lobby system instead of forcing players to party up first? Hopefully Stockholm eats a nuke in WW3.
its fucking cursed
>>503111075>suuuuuuuuueeY!
>>503111250Just stop dying, dude
>>503110842I do, but I'm not impressed. If I bother with full charge I should be able to at least reliably oneshot elite gunners / shotgunners with it. Also aiming this thing is pure cancer.
>>503111250>guy barrels himself into the void after killing the assassination boss
>>503111559>he thinks its me who's dying
>>503111803>If I bother with full charge I should be able to at least reliably oneshot elite gunners / shotgunners with it.why the fuck do you think you should be able to kill 20 gunners in one blast with no ammo costif anything the 2 shotting them is overtuned
>>503111998All me
>>503111998>ammunition train mission>herd a trio of retards through it on malice>5/5, ready to extract>the veteran inexplicably decides to run back and die spamming lights on a horde of poxwalkers>revive him while trying to speedtype "get to extract">he stands still and dies againim upset
I hate to admit it, but this train level is really fucking cool
>>503112023>20 gunners in one blastAre you retarded? It would only happen if those 20 gunners are literally inside each other, which is not normal.I only expect to one-shot one enemy that's directly in the center.
>>503112364>heresy>load in>two guys with xbox names talking in game voice>theyre both polishleft immediately
>>503111250>>503112005I always reset that contract for a reason
>>503111147Obviously. It's absurdly broken when used with a modicum of thought.
>>503112557why do people refuse to push like nigga there is a time limit
>>503112681It's pretty common that you'll get a pack of like 10 shotgunners or other specialists all huddled together in a tight group thoughever. You could definitely hit most of these with a trauma and at the very least knock all of them over.
What are the dumb stats and best perks/blessings for heavy swords, bolt guns and the eviscerators
>>503112364>>503112693Why are you playing on anything under auric? You don't get to complain about shitters when you're playing shitter difficulty.Inb4 muh penances
>>503089826Darktide update, Darktide General. Vermintide bends the knee and Space Marine 2 has also bent the knee.Darktide will endure DESPITE its shaky 1st and 2nd year.
>>503113015>can barely tell what weapon it is because of cheats
>>503112681>Are you retarded? It would only happen if those 20 gunners are literally inside each other, which is not normal.Oh I'm sorry I thought we played aurics here. 20 is hyperbolic but really not by much.It's an aoe weapon with infinite cleave, you're not supposed to sit there and charge it up for single enemies lol. That's what you've got a melee and blitz for.
>>503113126>get called a malicebaby>ok heresy it is>get called a heresybaby>fine, damnation it is>get called a non-auricbabyDamn, I just can't win.
>>503113215Not my fault you're literally retarded.
>>503113015Exploding rounds fired at the knees, some of them hitting the enemy in the dick, brutal
>Playing regular heresy with randos>Zealot grabs grimoire>Everyone seems fine with it>We find 2nd grimoire>Zealot asks someone to pick it up>Ogryn grabs and instantly dissolves it right in front off zealotit was funny and sad at the same time
>>503113338Don't even THINK about joining my aurics
>>503112807And what would that modicum of thought be?
>>503113126Why are you doing anything other than sucking the shit mist out of my asshole?
>>503113046>heavy sworddump defences, Flak+Maniac Deathblow+Headtaker>bolt gunsdump mobility, Flak+Unyielding Pinning Fire and Surgical/Cavalcade/Puncture>evisceratorsidk I don't use those pieces of shit
>>503113547Dunno. Haven't thought about it
>>503113515it's called discarding, piggie
>>503113046>heavy swordsJust dump the entire thing. Eviscerators are much better
I think I'll stay away from Darktide for few more weeks. I dunno what's up with their swedish nigger servers but the lag is making the game unplayable. I assume it's the fault of all the VT2 Russians and Chinks playing PVP.
>>503110480Brave and true. Keep LOOOOGIN ogryn bro
My most trusted class when a random plays it? of course it's _________! ?
>>503113410as opposed to figuratively retarded?
>no matchmaking>more retarded modifiers that just further kills the usage of any weapon, class and skill that isnt heavily meta favoured>convoluted system for leveling up that they've now tried to explain in 2 separate blogs and people still dont get it >fucking FOMO rank decay system to keep you in the hamster wheel by requiring playing every weekmmmmm cannot wait for HAVOC mode my fellow rejects
>>503113982fuck it, ogrynprobably because hardly anyone plays it
>>503113713I see.*keeps smiting everything*
>>503113015>It's pretty common that you'll get a pack of like 10 shotgunners or other specialists all huddled together in a tight group thoughever.Yeah, but getting them close enough to be in the epicenter is not something that should happen. It happens only for ~second after a group spawns and the game typically tries to hide that very moment of enemies spawning. Even if we see it sometimes it's more like an AI director oversight.As for the knockdown, I don't consider it particularly valuable. It's just a nice bonus, nothing more.Also I don't believe "no ammo cost" should be factored in the damage output. Because first it's already factored in the peril system and second ammo is fairly plentiful so it's hard to run out of ammo unless one of your teammates tries really hard to shoot at every groaner.
>>503113547>elites on screen>press Smite>????>profit!That's it
>>503103032me too!
>>503114134But /copeg/ told me that's wrong.
>>503114098>it's a 3 vets squad team
>>503114280No, I think most people were bitching because smite is absurdly overpowered and makes games boring, which is true. It's also frustrating when people just constantly smite trash mobs and make me chase after shit instead of just letting it enter melee.
>>503114012Yea. Being figuratively retarded leaves some room for ambiguity but literally retarded is quite clear. >>503114127I don't necessarily disagree with you but I also think the trauma staff is still powerful. You can charge another blast and kill the shit you've just knocked down. Sure, it would be nice to outright kill them but it'd be a little ridiculous if the blast was that strong. It's not my staff of choice but it's not bad by any means.
>>503113982Vet I suppose. In my experience vets are the most consistent. They stay with team more often than not, they shout, they shoot, they krak. It's just you usually know what to expect.
>>503100678>no quickplay for the new mode>group finderdoa as expected of the mighty obese fish
>>503114557I've been playing without smite and using staves, it's fun but for leveling up I would just recommend smite, you can't rely on randoms when leveling up a char
>>503114378my vet is melee weapon specialist
>>503099569Still not sure how an Ogryn became a quartermaster.
>darktide is getting its weaves updateI'm so sorry for you, bros.At least it will be free...
>>503114909DEI hire
>>503114708wow
>>503115031
>>503090061I will never understand how people get caught up in this vidya factionalism. You're gay fucking annoying losers.
>>503114624>but it's not bad by any meansI mean it's not """""bad""""" bad, but when I go back to the best guns like plasma or bolter I immediately feel way more powerful than I wield staves. inb4 it's not fair to compare to compare staves with non-psyker guns — it's fair because nothing keeps you from just switching classes.
>>503113871I blame versus
>>503116241again, who asked for pvp?
>>503116541*raises rat paw*
>>503109684yes no maybe do you know>>503109938>>503109831theres like other co-op games and stuff other then new games, why is this thread called coopg if the only game is darktide or vermintide?40koop would be a better thread title no?
Should I? I already have the Krieg saber.
>>503116754>9 dollars for a sword skin
I'm an absolute sucker for this sort of eye implant. I'm gonna have to pig out.
>>503116709also any of you play dawn of war 2?or is this one of those gens on the verge of player death?
>>503116754>>503116840This is my current setup. Eventually I'll get the tricorn when it comes back.I'm not sure if this new one is too ornate for my vagabond-esque Saltz
>>503116901what, clown glasses?
>>503116754It's a beautiful blade
I need to wait another 30 years before I can feasibly cosplay SaltzpyreFuck this gay earth
>>503116754Why? you already have a better skin
>>503117034>muh saltz muh sienna muh U5the worst kind of retardsimmediately barreled 10s into a match
>>503114909Ogryn are retardedly loyal so he's less likely to steal shit for himself, and there are servitors to handle actual transactions.
>>503117259zealots cosplaying as sisters of battle
>>503117259sorry chuddy but your game will never be able to escape being judged in the shadow of "what could have been" of a different game
All female psykers have dark brown slimy nasty stinky roastie pussies that are permanently gaped and blown the fuck out from taking too much ogryn cock btw
Hey guys I just played vermintide versus with friends for the first time, we only had fun for a single game and the rest were riddled with metafags, tryhards, all ranged comps that could spot you the moment you stick your head out and people using exploits so I gotta ask, do we just suck or is the mode ass?
>>503117527
>>503113694Thanks, man.What about shattering impact for the bolter? Is that ok?>>503113859I like both, I use a heavy sword on my vet.But ye, what's best for eviscerators?
>>503117782A little bit of both, it's doable and my friends and I have a roughly 3/5 winrate but there are way more faggots in the PvP """community""" than there ever were for PvE
>>503116541Me-me
>>503117794kek
>>503118015NTA but Shattering Impact on bolters is horribly fun to play with.
>>503117794you get a pass
>>503117034Are you trying to be a cossack or what?
>>503113982None>it's a veteran who can't melee episode>it's a zealot who runs off and dies alone episode>it's a smigger/psyker who blows up multiple times episode>it's a toonkgryn/actual ogrynbrain episode
>>503118015Shattering Impact isn't terrible but you'll generally get a lot more value out of consistent crits or the bleed damage from Puncture, run it if you like
>>503117794The least gay SoB enjoyer.
>>503118404That makes sense.
>>503117034lame, trying too hard>>503117794based
SoB are for heretics
>>503113982Vets. Ogryns are the worst because most are awful players trying to compensate with higher survivability.
>>503118304>toonkys
>>503117794kek everytime
>>503096609You're visibly brown and people only feign niceties with you because they've been browbeaten into tolerating your presence.
>>503117782U5 are overpowered compared to Rats, but you can't know this. U5 playstyle is too complex, requires hundreds to thousands of hours to master and no noob can stand up to autists with thousands of hours in this game like me There is nothing you can do about this unless you learn how to play as U5 in normal Adventure and Chaos Wastes modes. Or until Fatshark finally fixes matchmaking and gatekeeps me from playing with noobs
>>503114098why does no one play ogryn?I'ts going to be my next class
>>503118778Come again, but in english this time.
>>50311894780% of all the "playstyle" the U5 have doesnt work in versus, retard
>>503119057>Biggest hitbox of the team>In a game where there are more than one(1) or two(2) ranged enemies at once shooting at you
>>503119118>Come againOh I'll come alright*jizzes in your eyes, blinding you*
>>503119160Meta loadouts are different, but it doesn't matter at all. Noobs suck when playing as U5 because they don't know how to melee, don't know game mechanics, can't listen to sound cues and all other stuff like this. Siennas are blowing left and right and people are running from Chaos Warriors. Meanwhile single Cata player joins and nukes entire Skaven team alone.
>>503096508>jaggies everywhere>m-my free cosmetics are good enoughCope. most of the free cosmetics are actually fine to great
The worst truth nuke I've felt in this game is the cheaters I've run into aren't even Chinese. US west coast, the five hacking niggers I've had the misfortune to run into so far have been>2 fellow mutts>1 french>1 bong>1 ruzzianMy current cope is it's turkroach immigrants
>>503119167>30 hours in>keep forgetting about the suppression thing
Man I missed the voice acting and bants in ratclick
>>503114098Almost every Ogryn I've been running into lately have been LOOOOOOOGING faggots who take every single fucking ammo pickup even when they don't need it and almost never pull their melee out. They're the fucking worst, even worse than smiggers.
>>503119852Better LOOOOOGING than TOOOOONKING at least
>>503119852>>503119982Why do all ogryn players act like they're contractually obligated to roleplay as their character when playing?
>>503119982nta, but fuck that "lesser of two evils" line of thinkingHow about a good ogryn player for once?
>>503119830I've been playing ratclick more and more, lately, since the halloween event. I'll return to Darktide I'm sure but its true what anons in the thread say about VT2 having much more soul, and its not only in the characters, its the areas, all the maps have a little extra thats missing in Darktide, even if Darktide has better technical graphics.
>>50309485640kek looks like legitimate shit all around and there's no fixing that
>>503120953>generic fantasy shit is betterNot even close.
>>503119852this is such a lie. I see loogers all the time and they're super cautious about taking ammo. Haven't had ammo problems in auric in several months.
>>503120953The point of 40K from an aesthetic standpoint is (unless you just want 24/7 miserywank) the over-the-top opulence and visual expressions of imperial might. It weirds me the fuck out that even the high-tier expensive skins in DT seem to think slapping one or two prayer seals on = prestige.
>>503096609further proving my theory that paypigging in darktide is the direct equivalent to being a poor third worlder trying to show off your "wealth" by buying/stealing sneakers
>>503121240he's a malice player
>>503118015Shred + perfect strike for MkIII or momentum + rampage/savage sweep if you're a shitter who gets hitRampage + bloodthirsty for MkXV
>>503121271Fatshark has captured elements of the 40k aesthetic with the cosmetics but not the essence.
>>503121293oh ok my bad
>>503121273lmao that level of cope
>>503121206nobody mentioned fantasy but way to show off your inferiority complex
>game shows that I bought Skaven paypig skin even though I didn't>paypig skin is bugged and doesn't show up properly in game anywaykek
>>50312120640k fandom's obsession with using "generic" as an insult towards other settings when 40k is born from tossing generic shit into a blender and baking the result is so funny. Anon what the fuck are you doing?
>Reinstall Vermintide 2 because of Versus finally being released>Check out the Versus lobby then don't play it, go back to campaign mapsClass and career for this feel?
>>503120953NTA, There's significant amounts of art from the various 40k rulebooks and lorebooks that show otherwise. It is grimdark and edgy, yes, but its aesthetic is also hyper-heroic in a metal way or even sexy in the goth/bdsm way that was popular in the 90s and 00s.
>>50312183740k is extremely unique and there is nothing else like it. Dunetards in particular are delusional with their inferiority complex.
>>503120178Because speaking like a tard is faster to type and lore accurate.
>>503121619>ratfags are disingenuous little fucksGo figure
>>503122950>i think 40k looks like vomitGRR GRR FUCKING RATFAG FUCK YOUmeds
>>50312317440k can look good, Sloptide just looks like ass
I play the savant psyker because it's the only psyker personality that shouts "For the Emperor" when cheering
>>503123534i think it looks good actually
>>503119565ok esl thirdie
There are many types of ogryn>HereticRaper1488>WholesomeChungus>Durg
>>503126112I like the cosplay ones, like UncleRuckus or Santa
What's with Pajeet's obsession with the third world?
>>503127289He grew up in Canada, calling everybody "third worlder" is his way to cope.
>>503127289t. pajeet
>>503117034Looks based
>>503117034based
Skaven make me horny.
>>503126112>>503126390
>>503128945That is one handsome Ogryn on the bottom right.
>>503128945Upper left is me. TOONKIN all day.
>>503128924stop posting, kerillian
>>503117034The red version of this jacket would have been perfect, but they decided to release a black one instead
>>503128945Is that a plumber?
should I?
>>503130279One of them is
>>503130351>tacky thingamabobYES SISTER YEEEEEEES oh my GOD it'll go amazeballs with your hat :O
BUT THEY TOLDME THE TIDE GAMES WERE DEAD??? WHY IS THE THREAD MOVING SO FAST??
>>503130847Darktide is
Malice or Heresy when leveling up? I just feel like Heresy is not worth the risk till like level 25
>>503131492I play heresy 20+ and damnation 25+ but it depends how well you're performing
>>503130351https://www.youtube.com/shorts/480yFkQyygA?feature=share
I wish there was a more youthful male veteran voice available
I'm getting this one just because of the dead rats >:)
first time playing a 4 ogryns team, that was so fucking fun (we had a french Kriegster cosplayer first but he left early because he kept goign down)
>>503128945ROCK AND STONE amirite guys? Hahah btw for those who didn't get the reference, it's a special little in-joke for the members of the Deep Rock Galactic community. FOR KARL!
>>503132883Sir, we don't talk about dead games here.
>>503132275>Krieger is dogshitterMany such cases
>>503132275For a french guy he wasn't so.... "resistant"
>>503133212But he DID give up...
Man thank god for vidya like ratclick and poxclickI like the lore and characters and shit but I could not possibly stomach paying hundreds of bucks to paint plastic and then spend hours rolling dice like picrelI get tabletop is soulful but I have a chimp's brain and need hack n slash or shooty tooty
>>503133771Have you never created something beautiful in your life? Something to be proud of?
>>503113982kruber mercenary
>>503131926maybe if they drop 1000 aquilas from that number
>>503133946>I like video games because they're more interactive and quicker>UHH SO YOU HAVE NEVER MADE ANYTHINGHuh?
>>503100281Dont fucking spoil itI'm still waiting for the audiobook
>>503117034damn son your drip is awfulbuy some proper cosmetics
>>503114031>>more retarded modifiers that just further kills the usage of any weapon, class and skill that isnt heavily meta favouredHavoc increases in difficulty per mission.I can guarantee that the first missions will be piss easy, but then the last ones will be an absolute slog.Basically havoc is meant for the sweatiest of tryhards in the game who will autistically optimize builds to the point of banality.Aka people like Tanner for example.>>convoluted system for leveling up that they've now tried to explain in 2 separate blogs and people still dont get it It's pretty simple.>each mission has 3 tries, if you fail all 3 times your rank will decrease by 1>if you are say, rank 2 in havoc, but then complete a rank 15 havoc mission, then your new rank after completing the mission will be rank 15>at rank 15 you will then have access to rank 16 missions presumably>you have to remember no matter what your rank is you can play any mission level 1-40, only thing that matters is that you complete the mission>>fucking FOMO rank decay system to keep you in the hamster wheel by requiring playing every weekI agree on this.
>>503134168Silence, simpleton, I dom you.
>>503119160but reaction time, sound queues, map knowledge, movetechs, dodging with potion to regain stamina etc workretard
what melee for psyker?
my U5 playstyle is clicking my mouse extra hard when the team is in danger
>>503117782you suck but also rats are the underdogs
>>503094856on space marines
>>503134656>dodging with potion to regain staminahasnt worked since wom came out, buddy
Havoc will be instant DoA and there is no way around it.
>>503128924look at those soft thighsand cute eyes
>>503135063literally try it yourself retard>spend all stamina>swap to potion/meds>dodge>swap back to weapon>you are now 2 stamina short of full stamina
>>503135187I'll just farm it for the free cosmetics and never touch it again
>>503128924>>503129914I genuinely get a boner sometimes because her voice lines have this fussy panicked undertone, especially when it comes to packmasters, that feels like it's hinting at some past trauma with imprisonment. Like she knows exactly what's going to happen if she gets captured because she's been caught by the skaven in the past and spent years, even decades being used as a fuckpot and meat urinal for ratmen to rut. And it's almost like she's been psychologically conditioned to enjoy it after so long, something she's deeply ashamed of, which is why her voice gets pitched higher when a packmaster is near; women's voices are higher when aroused or speaking to someone they're sexually interested in. Even though she has three comrades-in-arms fighting beside her and she's armed, dangerous and covered in gore, when she hears the clatter of a packmaster approaching she suffers the Pavlovian reaction of feeling a sudden moist heat between her thighs. Even though she tries to forget it and pretends it never happened(all witnesses killed, she prays) her body will never forget the rapid-fire thrusts of thin hard ratcocks into her holes, the rancid smell of their panting breaths, the musk from their unwashed crotches, the hot sticky splashes against her cervix. It's seriously bizarre how well her voicelines and behavior in general fits this profile and I feel like a writer or two at Fatshark were definitely giving sly nods in this direction when they were coming up with Kerillian.
>>503135663
>>503135504Same, I'm interested since the devs said you don't need to reach tier 40 in havoc missions to unlock all of the cosmetics which sounds nice.I'm kinda interested what a level 40 havoc mission is like, but I have a feeling that I'm probably not cut out for it even if I'd use my lvl 950+ ogryn.
>Female loner psyker>Spam Brain burst right click>Get bonerWhy does she moan like that?
Oh bright-bright elf-thing, so swift-swift you run,Kerilian, shadow-dancer, daughter of sun-sun!With bow that sings-death and blades that gleam-shine,Your beauty burns deep in this heart-heart of mine.Your words cut sharp-sharp, like blades on my hide,But in cruel-cruel jesting, my love cannot hide.Your wit, like poison, it stabs-stabs my soul,Yet I worship, I follow—it's my only goal!Oh, cruel cruel elf-thing, with eyes like cold stars,No rat-rat could reach you; you're distant, so far!But still, I scurry, I creep in your wake,For love-love drives me, no matter the ache.If you would but notice, just glance down below,You'd see how this rat-rat's affection does grow!Though filth-filth I am, and Skaven by birth,For you, Kerilian, I'd scorn the Under-Empire's worth.Say not-not I'm mad, or squeak-squeak in disdain,For my heart-heart beats true, through fear and through pain.Oh bright-bright elf-thing, hear this rat's plea,Though low-low I am, let us scurry... as we!
>>503135872because either she succeeds the mission and gets dicked down by the ogryn or she fails the mission and spends the rest of her life cumming with a high fever on plagryn cockeither way she's getting laid
>>503135663Fap before posting.
>>503136032that's not how skaven talk, you need to give the chatbot better prompts
>>503136179Oh bright-bright elf-thing, sharp-pretty, yes-yes!Kerilian, shadow-stepper, all the rest-rest!With bow-bow that sings death-quick, so fast-fast,Your beauty—it blinds, like warp-light cast!Your words, so stabby-stab, cut deep-deep in me,But still I worship, tail-twitch, on my knees!Such venom, your tongue-tongue, cruel-cruel and sly,Yet I squeak-squeak your name to the dark-dark sky!Oh elf-thing so high-high, too far to snatch-grab,No filthy rat-rat can have what it can't have!But still-still I scurry, creeping in shade-shade,For love-love of you, no fear-fear to evade!Would you not-not notice, this heart that goes thump-thump?This rat-rat adores you, his soul a weak lump-lump!Yes-yes, I'm low-low, all claws and gnaw-teeth,But for you, elf-thing, I'd gnash-gash my own sheath!Say not-not "fool," or hiss-spit at my cry,For this rat-heart burns like warp-warp in the sky!Oh bright-bright elf-thing, just glance my way-way,And this Skaven would scurry with you, night or day!
>>503135415only meds work, potion dont work anymorenewfag lurk moar
>>503136314literally tested it right nowidiot moron
>>503135663I bet she's simultaneously thankful that elves can't crossbreed with skaven but also secretly wishes she had an excuse to say hentai dialogue like "nooo not inside, I'm ovulating!"
fucki nIGGER STOP REPLYING TO MY POSTS
>>503134770Deimos. Illisi, Duelling Sword, or Devil's Claw, depending on ranged weapon/build
>>503135663This should be expanded upon.
>>503136764You expand on it every time you fail a mission with a Kerillan on your team
>>503136853What did you think of Fatshark's recent elf+sneak rat event from last weekend?
>>503136965nta but imagine if instead of holding her down and using his knife claws to maul her he just mating pressed her....
>>503134534I'll probably drop the hamster wheel after unlocking the free cosmetics, which they claim can be unlocked without going full sweat at rank 40. Maybe they'll slow down the decay or remove it after enough negative reviews and bitching on r*ddit/d*scord/their forums
Its definitely an elf thread now.
Are melk's weapons any good now?
>>503137549Every thread is an elf thread she just sometimes fucks off into the woods as is canon for Asr*i treehuggers
>>503137578They are good for new players, to get a 500 rank weapon before they finish a mastery.
>>503137578If you're at a low mastery level, yeah. If you're maxed out then there's no point.
>>503121823everyone has that bug
>>503137578They're all max stats which saves you mats from empowering them (assuming you don't already have a million plasteel/diamantine) so you just need to find the weapon type you want with the right stat distribution.
>>503137773>>503137783>>503137829I see, thank you.What about the mystery purchases?
>>503137894Wtf how did she do that?
>>503137894Still meme, but you can try for curios to get +17% toughness or +21% HP ones
>>503134335It's about as good of a Saltzpyre as I can get.
>>503137894>mystery purchases?Never ever for weapons. NEVER.Maybe Curios, if you're endgame with a surplus of melkbucks and you want to gamble for maxed curios (17% Toughness/21% Health/+3 Stamina),
>>503118256Nah, with the addition of the Rapier even before it was clear how OP it was I was planning on trying to re-create Saltzpyre to the best of my abilities.
Chudpyre vs Trannillian
>>503136534best blessings from devil claw and duelling sword? just need something to melee stuff when I'm overwhelmed and my shit is on cooldown
>>503138326Is this the for the drip mod?I tried it but couldn't get it to work, like the game launched with the mods and all, but I couldn't figure out how to customize outfits.
>>503138623Leave Tanner out of this
>>503138315>>503138327Alright alright, thank you.
Yesterday I saw an ogryn use the special shield plant correctly for the first time ever. There was a big group of ranged elites past a doorway and he planted his shield while I was behind him with basically just my stubber sticking out from the side. Then I GOONLOOGED all gunners/reapers to death. Based toonkbro.
>>503138710>devil clawSavage Sweep + Rampage>dueling swordPrecog/Riposte/Uncanny/Rampage pick 2
>>503138932can you even use that mod without getting banned
I don't like Hallowette.
>>503089826Why is she like this?
>>503117259I don't have a Sienna, just Bardin, Saltz, and Kruber.
>>503139558Fatsharks unofficial policy is that it is okay until it starts hurting their revenue. And the whales don't use it, so all good.
>>503139558Client side cosmetic mods are greenlighted, since other players can't see your stuff/proof of being a paypiggy.
>>503139590All elves long to be raped deep down, it's an intrinsic part of their psyche
>>503139558Yes?At least haven't heard anything like that happening.Also the entire thing is client side only anyway, so only you see your cool armor.
>>503138932No, it's that mod that lets you see all the cosmetic items, sometimes I'll throw it on after an update to see what the new unreleased items are.
https://youtu.be/KZ9zY6q4NWINEW VIDEO BY /OURGUY/
>>503139590Jokes on her
>>503139704To be fair, I don't think there is anyway for them to check if you're using it.Same for the weapon customization mod.
>>503139959she's literally BUILT for ryonasnuff
>>503139959KERILIAN NOOOOO!
>>503139479Doorway planting is another example of wrong shield use
>>503139876Ahaa, that makes sense.Is there any cool ogryn chestplates/torso cosmetics?I currently use the luggers bootiful armor that I got from the penance points, the one which has pauldrons and the bandolier of grenades going across the chestplate. It's my favorite but I wonder if there's any other cool ones.
Wtf is his problem?
>>503139956Kill yourself, tranner
>>503140349Stinky
>>503139959It should be a breast growth + lactation potion.
man I fucking love bullying hookrat players with billhook
>>503140349Nothing, he's just your average brapfag
>>503140349he wants you to hear THE TROOOOOF
>>503135663God will punish you for writing this.
>>503140349COME OUT! COME OOOOOUT!
>level 20>lost 3 difficulty 3-4 games in a row
Ratcel retards are all mentally ill porn addicts
>>503140349I WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUTH NNNNNNNNNNNGHHNNNNNNNN
>>503140349Tacobell aftermath.>>503140234I sometimes do that if there is a huge room full of chaff shooters and I plant it for few seconds to bait them out since blocking with the shield taunts all ranged enemies, all of which stop shooting you and start running towards you into melee.Which I will then proceed to smash into the ground with ease.It doesn't work on elite machinegunners though, they will keep shooting you and only you due to the taunt.
>>503140327This has all the released items. Last time I checked there wasn't anything new that caught my eye.https://warhammer-40k-darktide.fandom.com/wiki/Commodore%27s_Vestures
So, Captain Woolfer is getting cucked by Rinda or what? lorelet here.
>>503140234Planting shield and using ogryn shield as an actual shield are valid ways to use that weapon and play the game
>>503141015Aah, that's a shame, but thanks man.Though, I haven't seen that krieg helm, is pretty cool.
>>503141085Presumably Wolfer is butthurt that his top lieutenant is now the top lieutenant of the cult, even though they're allied, so he might job offscreen sooner or later.
Militarum gf [spoiler ]yes I know what happens to her, I ignore that.[/spoiler]
>>503141085I havnt played dt in a bit but it looks to shaping up thats shes going all in on chaos and will likely get PopPop's favor while Wolfer and the scabs mostly seems to use chaos as a weapon in his war with the Empire
>>503141085Wolfer thought he could use Nurgle cult to "liberate" Atoma. Rinda is summoning demonic shit and he doesn't like it.
>>503141320Yeah it was one of the few items I noticed last time I checked.
This kind of stuff is why I don't care to buy cosmetics. It's crazy that GGG when making cosmetics for PoE literally invests new fucking particle shaders, from the ground up, meanwhile Fatshark (or the chink studio they outsourced to) can't figure out how to blend a single texture seamlessly.
>>503141565Built for being used as a breeder by parasitic xenos from the Ghoul Stars yet unknown to most of humanity
can you be banned if you use for the drip
>>503143385nothing is bannable except explicitly fucking with their servers or other peopleFTD does neither so you're good
>>503141187>validJust go over there and hit them. Learn to actually play the game
>>503141085Cult of Admonition is the nurgle cult infesting the streets, ie. all the dudes who wear yellow. They are in kahoots with the Moebian 6th lead by Wolfer.You fight both Rinda and Rodin in the special mission thing where Zola due to her obsession over Wolfer and the Twins (she has some sort of personal connection to them, might be family, might be former comrades in arms) sends you and 3 other dudes to kill one of them and then bring one of them back alive for interrogation.Rannick intervenes, tells her, correctly, she's herding the rejects into an obvious trap. Zola gets emotional, Rannick has her removed due to her obsession and leads the mission himself and tells the rejects to kill both Twins so this isn't complete fuck up and a waste of time.You and your team kill Rinda and Rodin, Rodin died but turns out Rinda survived if by a hair's breadth even if unconsious.This then segways into that one lore post on steam about how some Cult of Admonition dude found her half dead, and has helped her heal, and it's implied some cult doctor gave her some extra nurgle steroids or some other crap to make her stronger. And now due to her very neat death experience she has decided to devote herself to the cult and become a high ranking member.And that's about it.People are now speculating if Rinda is going to ascend into a nurgle daemon princess or whatever or is she going to mutate into some fucked up chaod spawn monstrosity that we'll fight as a boss somewhere down the future.
opinions on combat axe and tactical axe? best blessings?
>>503143921Combat axe is much, betterYou always want brutal momentum on the combat axe and the other blessings depend in your class and build, but most of them are good. I put carapace damage on it and the second perk depends on your breakpoints
>>503143921Both good, at least on Zealot. Combat Axe is better damage. Tactical Axe is more mobile. Brutal Momentum + Headtaker is what I use on both.
>>503143914>nurgle daemon princessI want the nurglussy
>>503140349I hate the Pox Bomber so fucking much. Whoever designed this piece of shit enemy should be hung.
>>503144621Yeah, he's hung like a horse
>>503143604You're the one that must learn how to play the game, in different ways.Doesnt matter how much you seethe, there are different ways to play the game, besides mindlessly rushing in.
Honestly feels weird that fatshark still hasn't given us the ogryn slab shield but with a power maul.Like it would just be a weapon mark, really weird they didn't do it this update.
>>503144621I heard he gives good head!
>open mr e stream>pops scryer's gaze and starts clearing a horde of crushers with saber>gets pounced by a dog>close stream
>>503144783You need to learn to not mindlessly stand in doorways while being useless and actually learn the skill of rushing gunners
>>503144994Or you can stand in the open, plant your shield, let ALL gunners shoot you while your team has free way to pick them off from afar without fear of retribution. Which is much better, safer and cleaner than getting close in melee and risk getting shoot.But I get it, everybody should be playing Zealot, it's the only good class in the game given all the crutches it has so any idiot can overperform and feel good about themselves thinking they are contributing to the team by holding W and dying alone.
>>503145495>But I get it, everybody should be playing ZealotYOU should be playing zealot if this is how you play ogryns. You can rush gunners just fine as an ogryn, but you never learn how to do so if you delude yourself into thinking it helps your team to be useless
>>503141187>Planting shield and using ogryn shield as an actual shield are valid ways to use that weapon and play the game
>>503146025>YOU should be playing zealotSorry I will have to pass, I'm not a raging homosexual with Main Character syndrome.
>>503144616
>>503146471No, you are just a raging homosexual with Support Character syndrome
>>503143921BM on eitherShred if you're going for crit builds, headtaker if you aren't
guys I'll have a girl at my place for the first time, she's a bit nerdy do you think I should show her a bit of Darktide?
>>503146734Read every post from this thread outloud
>>503146634kek fucking destroyed
>>503146734No. Girls don't like video games. They say they do but they don't.Watch a movie with her and go for the cuddles.
>>503146634>Support Character syndromeIt's almost like this is a team game and you should help out your team instead of acting like an anime character and try to rush ahead and solo everything yourself. And fail in the process.
buzz... buzzbuzz...
>>503146946>And fail in the process.You fail because you are aggressively averse to raising your level of skill beyond being a toonktard
>>503146924I like cuddles
>>503147121Fightan' words for a class that has to sit 10 class crutches to be able to perform well.Last (You).
Cadia?More like CACAdia!
>>503147289I'm an ogryn main
GET OUT OF MY HEAD I WONT DO IT
>>503147362Based.
>>503147362https://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/image/m_x1xfpPDS_9p_mA47wK1Q/This is what i'm expecting the TPD copypasta to be in the next few months.
>>503147362I hate you.
kek toonktard got fucking destroyed
Been following this suggestion>don't even remember what it feels like to pick or use ammo>tons of switching around stuff>hardly even use melee when teammates know what they are doingYup, it's gaming time
>>503147362I love you.
>>503145495>Or you can stand in the open, plant your shield, let ALL gunners shoot youbtw this never happens. The gunners don't shoot you just because you have a shield down. Mosto f the time you just stand there while nothing targets you, it targets your team instead, who are now fighting all the gunners without your help
are special assignements worth it?
>>503150317Toonktards are to stupid to realize this
I just can't finish heresy games with randoms
>>503145495>muh zealotThis is the same retard every time. His cope to being told his playstyle is useless is invariably>y-yeah? well y-you must play zealot then! tiny shrivel dick energy
>>503151503>tiny shrivel dick energyAs a grower of average dick size, I resent this comment. Kindly don't lump me in with this dumbass.
>>503151503People like him are the type who manage to still suck ass at lvl 800 because they thought they had everything figured out at lvl 100
>>503135663filthy lumberfoot
>>503152037This is a boy isn’t it
>>503152845God I hope so
>>503152845it's kerillian
will havoc be doa
>>503150317No it quite literally happens IF you're the first one to enter the room.Which, if there's a zealot, chances are you're not.
why do people stick around for so long instead of just going to the elevator/extraction asap?
>>503153878farming penancescatharsisscoreboard padding
>>503153878I need to pad my overall damage so I feel I did better than you on the scoreboard.
>>503141085>americans eat raw meatno wonder they're so fucked in the head
>>503145495this is what you look like in practice btw
>>503153563that dang evil zealot, without him your tanking playstyle would be viable!!
>>503154659In first world countries you don't need to cook your beef that much (since it's safe) so you can enjoy more the flavor.
>>503155128Or at all if prepped right
>>503154659Did you notice any parasites while you were eating America's shit?
>>503155013Unironically yes
>>503154659Pajeet...
>>503154659It has to be bait at this point, tell me you're not really a fucking Pajeet?
>>503153563>firat to enter room>lots of enemies just waiting to be killed>SLAM>plant shield and just stand there while your team kills everything without your help
>>503154991>Malice
play vernsus
>>503157395Of course. Toonktards can't progress past that difficulty
SOMEONE POST THEIR CODE I WANT TO PLAY SOME AURICS WITH COPEG
>>503157405Shan't, unlessbeit Farkshat fixes the cheatingtons right quick
>>503157806proof of cheaters`?
I only order medium or higher. I eat to live, not live to eat. Any option which reduces chances of wasting my time with digestive upsets of any kind, while maintaining as much unburnt nutrients intact as possible, is the option I will take.
>>503157405rat fren, why u neked?
What's the "rare steak" of Darktide?
>>503157978>Any option which reduces chances of wasting my time with digestiveAww you got a sensitive tummy?
>>503157970Not getting baited chuddy
>>503157978>seared steak>digestive upsetAre some people just built fragile or something, has that really ever happened to you?
>>503157405i do and i enjoy it quite a bit actually
>>503158372No, but I don't care to try. If the price doesn't change then why care?
>>503158432>i am one bite away from pooping my pants so why risk it?Hilarious
>>503157395it's been a long while but i believe i was still leveling my ogryn then and i didn't want to slog through heresy/damnation with scum sucking retards while i have greens equipped
>>503158432do you like only ever eat stuff you already know? I'm not saying you have to experiment or something but it's an odd stance to take against something as commonplace and harmless as a steak
medium rare is the quintessential smigger's steak of choice btw
>>503158779>do you like only ever eat stuff you already know?If that is what is available.>I eat to live, not live to eat.I simply do not care.>it's an odd stance to take against>take againstWell this is touching upon the point that the original anon was talking about. Why do Americans in particular treat not eating rare as some kind of religious slight?
>>503159063idk I'm not american nor am I very anal but rare tastes pretty good and there's good nutrients in it, e.g. the creatine doesn't denature
>>503159063>Why do Americans in particular treat not eating rare as some kind of religious slight?Not american, but why are so many turd worlders so obsessed with america?
>>503158004flame wizard
>>503159329was you? u got better!
I've been slapping damage to specialist and elits on most of my perks, what are the best perks?
>>503160306>what are the best perks?Depends on the weapons
>finally reach level 25>Start queing for Damnation>game is fun againI just don't get these games, they are a snoozfest for like 10-15 hours before they get fun.
>>503161635yes you earn the right to real difficulties10 hours is nothing you casual
alright bros just saw this on my steam page, what's this Havoc thing all about? I last played in November 2023 and thinking about reinstalling, what's the current status of Darktide?
Who's got a good build for the relic on zealot?
>>503162716Havoc is a challenge mode to make people use their team finder system for people who liked Weaves in Vermintide.Its a series of challenge maps with additional modifiers, like less toughness, Each havoc map completed is a havoc rank, which will unlock some cosmetics. Each higher rank map adds additional modifiers
I heard the wobbling effect when using the auto fire with Bolt Staff is baked into it. Is that true? Im even using "no wobble" and even turned off camera wobble in settings
>>503164171it's tiny wobble
>>503163275Something like this
>>503165867i'm so tired of this tree but there's barely even fun memes to find outside of itheavy sword vicious offering is funny, stealth hammer, ???
>>503165867Why the knives?
>>503166347Just a lack of points
>>503165867>>503166347Something like this if you want fire grenades
>>503168220That's very similar to the build I'm using now. I'll try this one, thanks
>>503169208Your're are welcome
>>503162716>introducing Havoc
>>503169172kek, literally did the same thing in the smae spot but with the gunner last night, shit was funny as fuck
>play Ogryn for the first time in months>remember I hate almost all of their weaponsBack to Vet and Zealot
>>503159442>mfw my /twg/ /coopg/ and my /tg/ folder is interchangeable
I don't even try to win in Versus I just want to LARP as a WW1 machine gunner
>>503166064Zealot has a small tree with little diversity. The good nodes are good and the bad ones are obviously bad.
billhook too funny
>>503171940>तthat's a hindi letternice try trying to hide the evidence
indian guy still seething about steaks after 3 hours
>>503171885why does your game look like complete and utter dogshit
>>503172654for visual clarity actually my pc is potato
>>503172654if you change one of the light settings it makes all the shadoes look washed out
>>503172338oh no no no
>>503172654framerate > everything elsealwaysespecially in a horde shooter where the amount of shit on screen is very inconsistent so drops are normal
>>503171940at least i'll have enjoyed it, dalit :^) nothing better than a bloody raw steak!
>>503173034sounds mega fucking gay. i'd play a different game before i played a game that requires me to make it look like it has 0 shadows and low res textures like that. don't know how anyone without crippling autism can stand it.
>>503173170
>>503173480there's such a thing as a shit opinion.
>>503173480lmao owned
>>503173480balloons are cooler than talking so she would be justified
>>503173808I'd understand it if we were talking about pails of water or peach smoothies, but balloons are a stretch.
>Play ratclick>Get hit from behind before the warning even finishes>Turn up FOV a bit to actually see>Enemies hit me from 5 feet away>Play Pyromancer>Everything about casting>Get punished by losing HP when ventingThis game is beyond fucking cringe
never forget what happened here today
>>503174012i'll show you a stretch you little word enthusiast
>>503174996>Pyromancerpyro is about having high crit not casting and venting you dumb fuck
>>503174996yeah this game has a high skill ceiling, it's too complex for most darktiders
>>503176107Then why does it have a talent specifically to lower damage from vent?Why does it have a talent that makes casting free?Why does it have a talent that increases ranged damage?Vermintide is a shit game
>>503176107>not castingPyromancer is about high crit, heat sink, and spamming spells with free casting. Pyro Sienna is the queen of spell spam
Psyker should lose toughness when they vent like Vet does
>>503175124I always knew the internet would become shit as more and more indians infest it.
>>503176264I played Vermintide before DT and i forgot how much QoL they put into Darktide.Darktide is just a better game.
>>503176416>QoL*crutches
>>503176336Psyker should be able to float above the battlefield like a god among mortals
>>503176479No ones impressed you have an acquired taste for shit.
>>503176592okay but doing so should generate peril they can blow up from
>>503176381pre iphones 4chan is what a high trust society looked like.
>>503176670jarvis, pull up the review score for tide games
>>50317647948 year old man hands typed this.
>>503176592Where it's easier for ranged enemies to shoot them and where they can't reach most pickups and where they float above railings and float to their deaths
jarvis, tug on my pud and slurp up my nut
>>503176776Jarvis. Pull up the cost of DLC for Vermintide
why the fuck are trappers silent
>>503110054>snowing outsideno fair! i intend to move somewhere that snows some day. would be fun to play the snow biome in deep rock in comfort with a nice blanket of snow falling outside.
>>503176970Turn your volume on, nigga
>>503176970Same reason the Crushers don't talk anymore
>>503176970the game has a fun meter and, oops! looks like you were having a little too muchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma8NR_EQXlU
Jarvis, why are trappers from the hit video game Darktide by Fatshark studio silent?
>>503116709not everyone plays those. i usually play deep rock galactic, but am pretty much done and usually return during the events.>>503117794kek, not my saltzpyre what have they done to him!
who the fuck is jarvis
>>503177429Jarvis, please explain to this Anon who and what you are
>>503117794was unironically duped, i thought this was saltzpyre at first but now im not syre who this is or if it even vermintide 2
>>503177494Jarvis, please tie this man to a pole and carefully remove all of the skin from his body
>>503176479True, "qol" in Darktide are there to make it easierMeanwhile actual qol features they had in ratclick like a fucking chat block, bot customization, bot commands or hub hotkeys they completely forgot about somehow
>>503178369>Ratfags arguing making the game better is le bad, actually
GIV EME TYHEFUCKING HEAVY STUBBER RIGHT FUCKING NOW I NEED HEAVY STUBBER GIVE IT TO ME GOD FUCKING DAMN IT THIS WAIT IS PURE AGONY I WANTED THIS SHIT SINCE DAY ONE
>>503178996https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeIb7Ms4xHc
Vermintide is unironically insanely boring. I have trouble staying awake.
>>503181230try not playing on recruit
>>503181230>I have trouble staying awake.Maybe you should stop staying up late then.
>wake up>still no pose for kerillian, no frame and no both types of shillings
>>503182152Playing on Legend. Theres so much downtime and instances of literally nothing going on.
>15 hour old thread>Almost finishedOh yeah. Nothing strange here.
>>503181230>only playable difficulty is $20 DLClole.
>power greatsword is finally here>it can overheatwhoever has possession of the monkey's paw, please relinquish it to the gypsy you stole it from immediately, thanks
>>503095908basedcvcks will seethe but this is a good thing
>>503182912Very nice.Very nice.Now show the entire DLC price cost.
>>503139959I don’t like it. But it must be done.
>>503140349Who says he has a problem? You don’t even know the guy. Probably pretty decent and fun. Don’t make unwarranted assumptions.
>Do Chaos Wastes Weekly>Suicide bomber rats>Basically Pox Bursters>They dont explode when you push them>They dont chain explode>You cant tag them>Forces you to kill them at range and play "Protect the Engineer"Am i missing something or is this just a shit weekly?
>>503141085why did you post this imagemy place of employment gave us all slips a few months of this exact image a few months back and that freaks me out>>503154659the more you cook the meat the more it loses flavor and the more rubbery it becomes. rare is still nasty though. medium well all the way.
>>503135663>because her voice lines have this fussy panicked undertoneJust watched some voice lines a while ago, I don't see it nor with the packmasters.
>>503182962Didn't everyone want a powersword which didn't need to be toggled every few swipes and deactivates by itself when 'depleted'?
>>503157405what a nasty creature
>>503182962If there would be a mechanic to vent the heat manually, then it might be better than powering it up with special attack button.
>>503158142my cock in your ass
>>503135663>Ratniggas beat their shit to getting cucked by ratsNot surprising if Im being totally honest.
>>503183468wanted something other than the ridiculous activate>swing>swing>swing routine, but "a sword that can overheat from swinging too much" is some clownshow bullshit
>>503159306Inferiority complex.
>>503183641I'm not getting cuckedI'm a rat irl
>>503183332all weeklies are shit. don't bother unless you're a desperate poorfag.
>>503170758>we have a fa/tg/uy AND a /twg/ poster here
>>503182962Now, now. Maybe it's good when it's unpowered and crazy good when you're against 20 maulers and you power it up. Remember that the pickaxes were obviously lacking on arrival but got completely fixed a short while later
>>503172338>>503172430>>503172852>>503173082>>503175124bringing attention to this again because LMAOOOO>>503176760trve post (except for me im the exception)
>>503098291I don't know what that guy's on about, 2900 is only $13.50 in USD
>>503098291*does the haka at you*
>Ratfags jerk off to rat cuck porn>Ratfags constantly bring up money>Ratfags constantly try to pick fightsWhy do you all have such small dicks?
>>503183817Evidence?
>>503184271Well… rats do have rather tiny peckers…
>>503126112>HereticRaper1488he’s literally me
>>503184407If they were clever they would just say theyre larping as Skaven but I doubt they have the creativity for that.
>>503118256Pretty nice clothes. Hair needs work.
HE IS DOING ITHE IS STARTING TO BELIEVE
>>503117794*vomits*
>>503110425>>503110526>rainbow dix players presentOut.
>>503100530t. abdul
>>503183880could be worse, coulda been a /calg/ anon
>>503094856>no effort made to refute thisgrim(dark)
>>503146734Bro is dreaming while posting on 4chan that’s dedication to the job.
>>503094856>Shopclickers hang out with women in bikinis while ratfags beat off to rat cuck porn in their roomI dont think you thought this one though.
>>503154991>colorHuh? How do I get my Darktide to look like this?
>>503182545More cute elf arts please. :3
>>503154991>Low-Intensity MaliceGood job outing yourself as a shitter and reaffirming my belief that people who bitch about builds and stuff are shitters that dont play auric.
I'm trying a lot of offmeta meme builds lately and just tried to make hagbane work on a quick cata run with bots and holy shit it was painful. I even took that talent to cause bleed in addition and still couldn't kill shit, bosses too took ages. Pretty much all my special kills were in melee or with ult, bots finished off everything I tried to snipe. What the fuck, I remember that hagbane raped in VT1 enemies in addition to your allies and not only your allies like it does now. I didn't care about FF with bots, but in public game I have no idea how to make this bow work.
>>503185697>>503158776kill yourself rajesh
>>503185226Jeets would absolutely be a nation full of Nurgle worshippers irl.
>>503185774>Mad because he got called out
Whoops almost posted porn there that was close >>503152972Shut up fag
>>503185791would? they are literally one with cow and human shit, in the present day
>>503176793im 49, actually. also what does that mean.
>>503145495lol whatliterally just do some heavies and heal broI rush gunners on my ogryn constantly, and yes I play exclusively aurics
>>503176776>>503176825>>503176921>>503177274>>503177429>>503177481>>503177604I shouldn’t have laughed at this but I did so fuck you.
>>503137940power of 90s sovl
>>503128924>>503135663>>503136491>>503136764Ratfaggots (raggots) everyone
>me unga>my team? they bunga
>>503182962Did you expect to get a weapon that had its I Win power active all the time?
>>503120953Nah, it’s very recognizable and iconic. Fatshark just have trouble portraying it, mostly because they seem to be obsessed with us not having nice things with the whole character angle they’re playing but also because a Hive City is one of the places where everything being ugly makes sense >>503121271Agreed. Every day it becomes clear the whole “reject” angle was a huge waste.>>503121837I mean, even if it did start out like that, 40K today and 40K at the beginning are very different. Even in the beginning it already stood out. It’s a fact that there’s nothing else like it as far as Sci-Fi goes, and early 40k had a very unique aesthetic to it with its whole rock/metal DnD influences in space. Yeah it might have borrowed some stuff from Dune but they’re pretty surface level at best.
>>503116709we’ve been over this/tide/ would be more appropriate but everyone likes it like this so whatever
>>503115031In *my* Imperium??? It’s more possible than you presume…
>>503186950god, I hope the activated state actually is "I win" mode, could you imagine if for some reason when activated it didn't have infinite cleave and destroy carapace armored heads?>power sword is part of vet's class identityUGH
>>503111215>>503112693>>503113610>>503117779>>503130474>>503134630>>503136073Posts of the thread btw. I declare it.
>>503182962It could honestly end up being quite good or quite terrible. Knowing Fatshark, I'm bracing myself for the latter to be its state for at least 6 months, and I hold a small amount of hope it's actually the former.
kinda weird how monkey paw randomly blew up in popularity again
>>503091523…. What is that shit on their faces and feet?
>>503092702Lovely image. Imagine the smell.
>>503185791>literally worship, eat, and play with cow shit and piss >entire country is covered in mountains of trash and human feces>their most holy river is full of corpses and toxic chemicals and is dangerously unsafe to drink, and millions of them bathe it in dailyThey already do worship him, it's not a hypothetical.
>>503189081Hair obviously, they're space hobbits.
>>503111454kek
>>503141565>>503143119No nothing happens to her she’s fine shut up
>>503133771Kind of agree. Wouldn’t mind giving the table top a try but thank god you can at least somewhat separate it from the lore unlike other franchises
>>503111454He said "TSU", though
>Stomp enemy team so hard that they literally acquire 0 points, since they wipe on their spawn point twice>Game will still force everyone to load into 5th round and then make us wait until preparation time passes>We step outside the gate and game ends since there is no way for enemy team to recover from thisIt's not the first time this happened and it's retarded. Either let us finish the match normally or end it at the end of 4th round. This scoring system is boring to be honest. Rushing is already an objectively correct way to play to begin with and so inherently very strong. No need to tie pretty much all possible points to it. Single U5 player will acquire almost all points if he gets to the end. It should be possible to earn points as Skaven for killing/downing U5 imo and penalties for killed off U5 player should be more severe.And sometimes matches are so cool I want for it to be possible to finish a mission and instead it ends in anticlimactic way because one team gets more points than another.
>>503116969I do have it but last stands makes me snore
Man, these orgyn penances sure are grindy.
>>503116969For me only 4 controllable units in campaign was already not enough. I tried to play it in coop, but giving up another 2 makes it too boring in this game mode to be honest. The Last Stand arpg mode was better for coop, short and basic, but a decent for a quick dumb fun. Now skirmish matches against your bro are fun there.>>503191339
>after LOOOOOOGGING for 10 matches to get the shitty lugger penances decide to start the next one>spam TOOOOOOONK with reduced cooldown an entire auric histg>need to do this another 7 times give or takeChristAlso I'm barely halfway with wasting frag bombs into hordes.
>>503192615the biggest fun I have with two friends is playing Sittard Summer against expert AIs in company of heroes 2
>>503192678in my experience ogryn had the grindiest penances of all classes
>>503192615versus is the msot fun I've had in this game in fucking ages. so glad they added this shithope they pump more maps out sooner rather than alter
>>503182962i've seen several anons here suggest this very mechanic over the past 2 years
>>503192678Ive been trying to get the frag bombs one for like a month because my muscle memory keeps forcing me to save it, it feels so wrong tossing it into poxies.
>>503170291lol
>>503193676Keep your eye out for maelstrom missions with the Blitz modifier. You'll feel less bad about it.
>>503169172>>503170291>>503171885>>503192615Thank you for posting these webms, rat anon(s). These generals have been in dire need of some quality content with all the shitposting, and even if I don't play or have any interest in ratclick, I still love seeing pvp gameplay. Please keep posting more so I have something interesting to look at between my shopclick games.
>>503135663This is actually pretty hot.
>>503193181Although Zealot backstabbing penances are up there as well. Not to mention throwing knife but at least that one just requires playing a good build effective wheres garbage like LOOOOGGING forces you to play like an inbred retard
>>503194901You can get the looger penance without playing like a retard, but it would take fucking ages. Best case scenario is finding lobbies with 2 or 3 staff psykers so you can keep shooting from start to finish.
>>503194901>LOOOOGGING forces you to play like an inbred retardIt only "forces" you to play like an inbred retard if you're trying to force the penance. If you just play your achlys gunlugger normally, you'll eventually get the penance anyway. If you absolutely must tape down your trigger, just dump all of your ammo before picking up your share of an ammo crate, and then again just before extraction.>but LOOOOOGING is le badI can only speak for myself but I'm doing well in aurics, as are other gunluggers I've seen, rare as they may be.>>503195603I had mine just around the time I got to 100 games on ogryn, and it was the last penance I got. But I did cheese the bull rush one.
>>503193181For me the worst one was the fragbomb one.Things like the heavy hitter penance, coward culling and burst limiter over ride penances are pretty easy.You kind of just forget about those and just focus on playing and they just kind of happen on their own.For the coward culling and burst limiter over ride you should use the stubbers, especially achlys since it has the highest fire rate meaning it will proc lucky bullet the most often.Coward culling is easy as well since you don't need to fully kill them as long as they are suppressed and your team mates kills also contribute to it.
flame staff totally rapes on scab melee only now goddamn. removes every mauler and rager, deals with hordes (not a small benefit since people usually undervalue this on that modifier) and softens up crushers significantly
>>503196265i always use trauma for that, but i'll check it out
>>503195603Actually you cant because the most grindy penance relating to lucky bullet forces you to take a stubber which is total and utter dogshit and the lucky bullet keystone is gimping ogryn immensely on top.You can have the looooogg ability and still make a great build with heavy hitter and using rumbler for example.
>level 30+ raging at you for running off trying to complete penances in sedition missionsreminder, there are people with 30+ level characters who only run sedition missions
>>503195813Whoops meant to respond to you >>503197241Achlys looogger is by definition trash considering they all take the lucky bullet keystone which is hands down the worst by a country mile
>>503197287theyre peak autists who figure>its easier to grind out the 50 mission penances here!while forgetting that games are supposed to be fun. Obsessive number grinding retards
>>503197287Why dont you just do them in damnation or aurics like a normal person. Nobody cares there.
>>503197241>>503197443I agree with the other guy, achlys looger gets so much killing power and toughness gen that he's almost on par with melee ogryns, the only caveat being that it eats ammo. Idk what the fuck you are doing to not rape with it
>>503197241If you have excess ammo then lucky bullet lets you spam F and unload all 800 bullets uninterrupted. I know the keystone is lacking but you're not that gimped, you're still an ogryn. You're still gonna shit on everything.
>>503197606Whenever someone struggles with gunlugger, I have to assume they're not running achlys, which has a very fast swap time and lets you fire almost immediately, and I assume they don't realize that you're supposed to brace a lot, and mostly fire while crouching. Idk what anon is doing bitching about lucky bullet being trash when the tree cheaply leads down to movement speed and damage reductions.
>>503197591>Why dont you just do them in damnation or aurics like a normal person. Nobody cares there.Utterly false, people rage when people are clearly penance farming in high level missions
>>503197606>>503197859>AAAAAAHHHH I'M GONNA LOOOOOOOGGG I'M LOOOOGGGIIIIIINNNGGG>BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM>*kills a dozen poxwalkers*>*steals an ammo pack*
>>503197934>rage when people are clearly penance farming in high level missionsMaybe in the thread, but not in game. As long as it's not a penance that will actively grief your team, I've found that people don't really care. I've brought silly penance builds into aurics, and nobody would bat an eye as long as I could carry my own weight.>>503198073What you're describing is a retard playing like a retard, and that has nothing to do with the build. Shooting poxies is literally a skill issue.
>>503197934The only thing that annoys me is when people suddenly decides to do long puzzles without telling the team. Just let people know and they're most likely willing to help.
>>503198073>build x is bad because people I see with it ingame only kill poxwalkers and waste ammothat would make every build in the game bad. Try not being a kneejerk retard
>>503198181>What you're describing is a retard playing like a retardYeah exactly, I'm describing every single achlys gunlugger.
biggest gets biggest pile of ammo
That's my pal. I toooonk. He loooogs. Spark-ead spams blue stuff and explodes. Simple as
The weekend is upon us. At what point do we make a new thread?
>>503198589I'm going to autosage it so you can make a new thread now. Ok done
>>503198439you're hurting my feelings :(
>shieldgryn who just does nothing with his shield up>lugger running out of ammo>smiter spamming smite into everything including an isolated boss and dying the instant something gets close>exec stance vet who dies to two poxwalkers who got behind himYep, its weekend darktiding time
>>503199004What about Zealots?
>>503198589make it an elf thread
>>503199102It doesnt have any builds to specifically attract shitters in the same way. Like at worst you see someone impotently slashing a crusher with a heavy sword and pressing chorus whenever a poxwalker horde shows up but that's about it? But if someone has a better example I'm all ears
>>503199448>It doesnt have any builds to specifically attract shitters in the same wayThere are, it's called shroudfield-knife fags.
>>503199448zealot has ranged zealot retards who just autogun/bolter/recon all game long and waste all the ammo while being mostly useless
>>503199910>I magdumped my bolter twice onto a single bulwark, you're welcome
>>503200024That's me. I just like the sound of bolter. Now excuse me while I grab the next 3 small ammo boxes. I know your gunpsyker is out of ammo but I dont care. Bolter goes brrrr
glad I main psyker so I don't have to bother with retarded ammo vacuums
>>503198208Fucking thisssssInstead of repeatedly doing some dumb fucking shit just ask and I'll help. I did the stun grenade penance and the ogryn charge penance in one try by literally just asking for help in game in Auric and everybody helped out.
>>503203291shame you'll see nothing but gunpsykers in two weeks from now until the force greatsword novelty wears off and people realize scrier psyker is dogshit
>>503203693warp unbound is amazing thoughbeit, just having 10 seconds of infinite peril lets you pump out a lot of damage and the cooldown is really shortyou still use melee as a staff psyker so we'll see what niche the greatsword can fill
>>503163720>for people who liked Weaves in Vermintide.so at most five poeple
>>503203291Honestly ammo is optional in this game for every class, ogryn/zealot can reasonably play an entire match without picking up even just 1 ammo and snipe most specials anyway, psyker has stavds obviously and vet has some self sufficient builds too via survivalist
>>503204357I suggest we remove survivalist and all ammo pickups from the game, then just increase ammo count for weapons across the board
In maxed out weaves in vt2 you get oneshot/twoshot by ratling gun shots. Havoc could be fucked
>>503204513I suggest you stop eating glue but we both know either of the things we want to happen won't
>>503203971Its pretty popular in asian countries apparantly
>>503204681why?
>>503205001I have no idea, I just usually see their lobbies up but few of western countries. Same as with Versus.
>>503204513Idk if that would be good but I do wish most weps had less ammosucks when you wanna go ham in melee and your team magdumps everything you look at
>be imperium>make gun that fires 2 bullets at once>mag capacity isn't divisible by 2
>>503205427what the fuck were they thinking with that burst fire
>>503203693Gunpsyker is the most patrician build in game and I already run Scriers on all 4 of my Gunpsyker builds
>>503206479>Gunpsyker is the most contrarian build in gameftfy
>>503205526It wouldn't be so bad if it was 16 rounds in the mag.
>log in>hmm today I'm going to try out all these new weapons I havent tried yet>end up just playing ogryn with the lead pipe againfuck!!
My crew of 3 will need a 4th for the new havoc mode. I'm going to have to recruit someone soon.
>>503206479Why didn't they give the bolter to psyker?Bolter gunpsyker sounds fun.
>>503208338Just play with randos
>>503208338You can always just dump a code here if you want a local autist to hop in.
>>503206547I don't understand where this meme of "le gunpsyker is le bad" came from. It has access to a lot of the same really strong guns that the other 2 human classes have like the recons, IAG, revolver/bolt pistol, and so on. It also has an incredibly good steroid for guns in Scrier's Gaze with great uptime and Disrupt Destiny is a very strong keystone, Veterans wish they had something like Disrupt Destiny instead of the dogshit that is Marksman's Focus. Retards crying that a psyker is picking up ammo instead of allowing some dipshit looger or room temp IQ vet who don't know what their melee weapon even is to vacuum up all the ammo on a map should learn how to manage their ammo economy better.
>>503208338I'll probably just use the official trannycord for Havoc.
>>503209108scrier's gaze is better on staves because warp unbound is the strongest thing about itall the other boosts aren't much better than minor nodes around vet's treejust play vet bro
>>503208562That's the thing, boss, you have to have a dedicated team. >>503209153That's what I'm going to do. I'm currently jobless so the job of recruitment fell to me.
>/copesneed/ finally diesgood
>>503209108>I don't understand where this meme of "le gunpsyker is le bad" came from.Because you are just a much inferior Veteran. You can stack your different buffs and amount to what Veteran gets passively. Nothing in the talent tree will prevent you from folding like paper either, unlike Veteran who can literally facetank an entire patrol of gunners. Then there's the whole ammo economy angle. You are actively being retarded for playing a gunpsyker and no amount of coping will change that.
>>503173034i played 1k hours of ratclick on cata at 30fpsretarded nigger this isnt cowadoody or any other competitive shooters, you dont need more frames to see rats stabbing you in the bum at 240hz
>>503209108>marksman is trashyou're one of those huhno wonder you don't understand why gunpsyker is bad
>no new thread
>>503210324Dead general and games
>>503152037sauce?
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>>503209108Holy based. Loooggers on suicide watch
I just realized the ogryn mk4 knife is basically a vt2 spear except it has an excellent cleave thats way better than what the spear had, plus it's high stagger due to being an ogryn wepDarktide really just made everything OP