Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Starshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3053199741>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644# News:>October Poll Results - Episode 3A and 4 delayed to create a proper gameplay/story transition between the chaptershttps://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/4482863594844717103# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>502618961
Release date soon, I can feel it!
I want more official Julia content NOW
>>503103131All that and more in CH3
So how have you guys been doing this NNN Neverending Nut November?
Decaype
heh
kal-gee?
>>503112164Ashley needs a kiss the cook apron.
>>503113475She needs to wear only an apron.
>>503113579Pervert
>>503113475Andrew needs a kiss the cock apron (imoutos only, sorry hussies)
>>503113965Oh my God thank you for this anon.
>>503113965>pregnancyOn god my little sister is in perilous danger of being ravaged by my big brother cock runI need to put a baby in that little minx so bad after seeing this shit.
Julia? More like Jewlia
>moral decay of andrew gravesummmm guys... does nemlei think he hasn't completely decayed by now?
>>503116245He wasn't. Without love, it cannot be seen.
>>503116245Obviously not, Andrew does a lot of bad shit, but it's out of a desire to protect Ashley as well as appear normal. The continuation of his decay will be losing Ashley in some way (i.e. her death or them falling apart). After that, he'll have absolutely nothing left
>>503116334>Without love, it cannot be seen.
>>503103361i failed my streak 3 times because of these threads>spoileractually i haven't been doing it enough
>>503114762Our Lord was a Hebrew too
>>503117863I only believe in the One True Devil, Lord Unknown
Reach out a hand to touch your face, it's slowly disappearing from my view
>>503114762I would still marry Julia, despite being Jewish.
>>503125406Who wouldn't? She'll put both of your savings into some stocks and you'll be millionaires within a few years.
>>503114762Every character is a Jew but Nina and 302 Lady. They are all black haired Northern Europeans, peak Jewishness.
>>503130513Then why are they poor?
>>503102596I wouldn't count on a release date before February. It's doubtful that Nemlei would have put the partial release up to a vote the previous month if there was less than 6 months of work to go.
>>503131012>he thinks episode 3 will come out in before 2026
>>503130787Because having premartial sex in a Jewish family is grounds for being kicked out. Renee got pregnant with Andrew at age 14. She and her husband were probably on their own at that point.
>>503131262I don't like how believable this theory is getting.On another note, this art is so hot. It would be better if it was Ashley, though.
>>503131262It's so hot how submissive she is. I bet she likes to be tied up
You know, I never really understood why some fanbases got assblasted about secondaries until coffin. It feels like having to shit with the door left open.
>>503135592>anon doesn't shit with the door open to assert dominance
>>503135592what?
>>503131703I would not say "tied up", more like "pinned down" into a bed.
>>503135592What a sentence, I need to write that one down.
I wonder what Julia's sister is like.
>>503138231How stinky is she??
>>503138393Not even a little bit, she showers twice daily.
>>503138058Someone has made fanart of them.
>>503138490BOOOOO
>>503138745Damn girl go easy on those flowers, your brain is gonna explode
What's Joutilainen's policy platform?
>>503138231Don't disrespect Hex Maniac by comparing her to Ashley.
>>503139448Fuck you faggot Ashley is an angel
>>503139183>My state voted for NoelleFuck yeah
>>503138531.... Now this makes them look Jewish. They could not look more Jewish.
>>503139936Im actually Jewish, not a fag. >>503125623Gold is typically the go-to investment after the 2008 recession. However, since the Ukraine war started in 2022, I will admit that defense contracters such as Northtrop Grumman, Lockheed Martin, and Raytheon have been very profitable. Avoid the clusterfuck that is Boeing.
>>503136226Why not both?
>>503140570Jewish AND a hussyfag? Pick a struggle!
>>503141321Ok, hear me out. The "Hussy" looks Jewish. So it is one struggle, not two.
>>503142105Alright, I'll give you that one.Also, thanks for the financial advice. Maybe I can hit it big and pay Nemlei to hire extra people for development.
>>503140570Never forget the hussycaust where 6 million brother-stealing outbreds were genocided by the Incest Reich.
>>503143446This is both funny, and the most brainrot thing I have ever read. What does the "1488" on her thigh even mean?You didn't kill all the hussies, you just made the survivors even stronger, and wealthier.
>>503144476
>>503142278When buying gold just try to buy gold bars that are stamped with a serial number, not casted bars. Try to buy one ounce bars, or bars in the 10-50 gram range. Sell your gold to pawnshops in exchange for cash. Put the cash into your wallet before you walk out, so no one sees it. Do not have the pawn shop wire the money into a bank account. If you have a gold bar over one ounce, or about 50 grams (1.60 ounces) you may be forced to sell it to the government, which will make you pay taxes on it. Finally, pay for everything you can in cash for the next year. Groceries, gasoline, clothes, shoes. even restaurants.It is easier to sell 32 bars that are 1 ounce each. But nearly impossible to sell one 32 ounce bar.
>>503145941Sounds hard, and pawn shops are in scary places. I think I'll just give up immediately.
Just buy Costco stock, it's that simple. Gold's a meme
>>503146342Dude....Just buy it online using the APMEX website. And when you go to the pawnshops, go to one in a major city during the day.
https://x.com/NotSorapoi/status/1859709895240712526Time to vote /calg/
>>503146463what the fuck
>>503103347
>>503146463Look at all those green numbers holy shit
>>503147408>>503147858Costcocels are God's chosen people. I give my life for Costco
>>503148046I'm a Sam's Club enjoyer, personally
>>503143446Based
>>503146604That's woooooork. I don't wannaaaaaa.And anyway, won't pawn shops know the prices of APMEX gold and charge you the same or less?
>>503130787This >>503131262 but you can see they’re still jews from how sneaky and greedy they are.
>>503147701>Andrew has a subconsciously created hussy in his mindIt has never been more over for sistercels
>>503148046Thanks anon, this is actually very usefulAlso you can tell they're doing good when they are still keeping that hotdog and drink combo at the same price after all these years
>>503148659I-i-it's just fanart! Andrew can't even picture a woman in his mind! He has aphantasia!
>>503148046Leyley's hidden talent being economics/stock market is now my favorite HC
>>503149007Well she is Jewish
>>503148486Usually, they will give you what the gold is directly however, you lose money on gold when buying it. When you buy gold, you have to pay extra for it. If im buying a $2700 one ounce bar of gold, then I have to pay $80 dollars extra. This is called the "premium". Which is about 3% for a once once gold bar. This is also the reason why people try to avoid buying silver. If you buy an ounce of silver ($22 dollars) then you have to pay $27 dollars. That is a nearly 25% premium.
>>503149507Lmao
>>503148251
>>503149597The way he never smiles?WACK!!!
>>503150779I love that flip phone. Very accurate fanart.What does the numbers mean?
>>503151037she's texting...
>>503149597So how do you make a profit if you're paying a premium, then selling it for the same price (or less, if they don't include the premium)?
>>503151037You used to have to select letters by entering the corresponding number on the keypad. The number of times you pressed corresponded to which letter was selected. You can still see this on modern phones. She's saying "kys u stnky hurry" (she meant hussy but Ashley is illiterate).
>>503151516The point is not profit. It is about preserving family wealth for generations. Gold gains value over time, while cash loses value over time. And the banks will lie to you, and then fail the next day in the US, like with what happened last year.
>>503152143>It is about preserving family wealth for generationsIf that's your goal, you want to buy property, not metal. I'm only just tapping in to this conversation, but if the other anon's goal is making money then he should by profitable non-meme stocks and then turn that money into buying property to rent>reeeeeeeee that's evil jew stuffThere is no nobility in poverty
Does anyone else think Thiu thanking us for subscribing was a bit out of character?
>>503152317Property can be seized. The Germans were kind enough to teach us that. Gold however, can be moved, hidden, and passed on without tax.
>>503151119I know. But do the numbers mean something? Like can you translate them into actuanl words?>>503151903I see. Thank you anon. Crazy how much changed over the years.>kys u stnky hurryIs that for real? LMAO based artist
>>503152906It's just less reliable. The value of gold (from an investment perspective) is it's stability. Gold is less likely to rapidly lose value in the way stocks might; but, that also means it can't rapidly gain value. Property can quickly gain value and it really is unlikely to quickly lose value. Yes, 2008 happened, but that's considered an anomaly for a reason. There's a reason so many billionaires/companies buy up land, it's normally a very good investment. Of course, the main downside to land is that it's hard to get started. For that reason, people should buy good stocks like Costco, Nvidia, Apple, Raytheon, etc. These are all likely to make you money without going belly up overnight. And if you're worried about the gov't seizing your property, I would suggest moving countries before buying gold
>>503153191>I know. But do the numbers mean something? Like can you translate them into actuanl words?how old are you?
Ashley cannot be trusted to make sound financial decisions
>>503154434>how old are you?20
>>503154619ashley doesn't know what money is
>>503154619Ashley cannot be trusted to make decisions at all
>>503154619Wrong
>>503154619Neither can Andrew. His financial decisions revolve around making Ashley happy and cigarettes.
>>503154686that's what i thoughtand yes, those numbers correlate to letters but i wont tell you what letters
>>503155452thanks I guess, grumpy old man
>>503155671:)
>>503155880>:(
>>503150208No, I don't think I will.
>>503156097:O
>>503154619Me neither...
>>503156194:P
>>503152449Not at all, he's a polite guy, and it made sense for the plot because that was the scene where I subbed to his OnlyFriends (he posts pictures of himself playing vidya and hanging out).
>>503156680alright, you're cute so i'll tell you - see pic relatedthe number of times a specific number is typed consecutively corresponds to the letter you want, so for example 333 would be 'f' and 88 would be 'u'
>>503157057222 2 66 444 7777 88 222 55 88 777 8 666 33 7777 7 555 9999
>>5031572758 44 2 8 222 666 7777 888 7777 33 99 8 777 2
>>503156132Ashley will think that Sam's club is a strip club andrew frequents
>>503157660... 44 666 9 6 88 222 44?This fucking rules, I wish texting was still like this and not soulless.
5 88 555 444 2
>>503153191>>503157943Anon I want you to know that you make me want to leap through the screen and rip your head off and I'm only 22. How have you not heard of how texting used to be?
>>503157880>No Ashley, Sam's Club is not a gay bar...
>>503158198I'm not the anon who asked, I know how it used to work and just wanted to play with it. I'm actually >>503151903
>>503158336Oh, either way that guy fills me with far too much range given that we are in the same age bracket and I never owned a phone until modern keyboards were a thing
>>5031580813 88 6 22 333 555 666 666 9999 444 33
>>503151037
>>503160830THE NUMBERS MASONWHAT DO THEY MEAN
>>5031608262 222 88 8 33! 222 88 8 33!
>>5031613366 666 777 33 555 444 55 33 666 22 8 88 7777 33 555 6 2 666
>>50316133688 4 4 666!
8 44 444 7777 7777 666 6 33 9 2 222 55 666 44 444 666 7777 44 444 8 22 777 88 44 333 777 333 777 333 2 6
ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING NUMBERS!
>>50316387480085
>>5031638744N0R3W 45H13Y
>finish my bi-weekly maintenance a while ago>sister walks in my room>"Christ, must've been one hell of a nut."I want to fucking die.
>>503166454rape
>>503166454How long was your edging sesh? I've done 14 hours on several occasions.
>>503166504Yeah, she should definitely rape him for making such a stench. That'll teach him.
>>503166454>bi-weekly maintenanceWhat are you, a woman? I clean my room once a month at the most
>>503166578I don't goon myself into a coma, I just need fifteen minutes and a healthy imagination.
>>503166454you should forcefully ejaculate in her
>>503166623Anon, I...
>>503166910Yeah... I know. My room honestly smells pretty bad, and I live in it
>>503167056I'm in the same boat, my room smells terrible and I can't even pinpoint the problem after cleaning it out. But my point was that he was jacking off, not cleaning.
>>503167213>But my point was that he was jacking off, not cleaning.Oh... whoops. Who jacks off twice a week? I thought everyone fapped daily
>>503167454bi-weekly means every two weeks, and I really only do it because I want to bend my sister over the couch and go absolutely ape on her and I don't want mr. penis trying to trick me into thinking she's down for it.
>>503167741Mr. Penis is correct.
>>503167794I fucking wish, and on a few occasions I felt that she would have been completely cool with me getting into her buttcheeks, but then I crank one out and realize I'm fucking stupid.
>>503167741>every two weeksIf only there were a word that
>>503167741>every two weeksHow? Am I the only one who faps daily? Is that a lot? I thought it was normal
>>503168273>How?Because I live with my sister and finding a good opportunity to commence clobberin' time is difficult. I tried stealth-fapping but she finds out every fucking time.
>>503168698If she finds out anyway you may as well involve her. Remember, titfucking isn't incest.
>>503168827>Remember, titfucking isn't incest.Titfucking is more intimate than vaginal penetration, it's super incest.
>>503168925Even the Bible says it doesn't count as premarital sex. Read the Song of Songs, it's the shortest book of the Bible and one they curiously never read during sermons.
>>503169251Yeah but the bible was made before God invented growth hormones and whatever else they put in the tapwater to make my sister's jugs into monstrous orbs of sin
>>503169397damnit drunkanon just tittyfuck her and get it over with
>>503169743FINE JEEZ
>>503170642I'm glad getting penis improved her mental health. It's a tried and true method
>>503166454Anon, you win. I don't hate you anymore. I don't want anyone to fall apart or lose those close to them. I don't want Andrew to hate Ashley or for Ashley to hate Andrew. And I don't want to hate my sister anymore. I want everyone to be happy in the end
>>503171845that's not funny
>>503171915Kiss. Your. Fucking. Sister.
>>503171845does he do anything that's no grotesquely bad comics and shitty momcest ntr with bizarre hypershit-esque anatomy?
>>503172240I don't know how. I never learned how to be intimate
>>503170820Where can I get penis prescribed? That used to be a cure for hysteria, but this modern medicine bullshit means you can't find a solid dicking at the pharmacy anymore.
>>503172401Even if he did I wouldn't want to see it. He had his chance.
>>503172959I'm still seething at Ynd Blndr. Used to be one of my favorite artists. Fuck that triple nigger
>>503172763I just do whatever comes naturally, by which I mean do what the chimp part of your brain says it wants and ignore the parts that say what is correct or incorrect. Monke is always right
>>503173142The chimp part of my brain is scared of everything and feels awkward telling the people I love that I love them. I hate that part of my brain
>>503169397I always regret blogposting but I can't stop myself sometimes. I tried this because you keep talking about it. It was only okay and I probably won't do it again but her embarrassment, contagious giggling, and getting into it was 30/10.
>>503153445Yes, this is what happened. My family were Ashkenazi Jews from spain, then the civil war broke out in the late 1930s. My family made the very poor decision of moving to Nicaragua. Unaware that the current president would later become the countries' dictator. Long story short, in about 1960, they seized my families' land because it was worth a lot of money. So my family came to San Francisco.
>>503174632Oh, yes. Then a bunch of us got polio in the last year before we moved to america, which split the family apart for 3 years because US immigration does not let in children infected with the polio virus.
>>503174632juden
>>503174448Excuse me
>>503174448DRUNKANON
>>503174448Autistic fiction
>>503174448Is this an imposter or the real drunkanon
>>503166454>he doesn’t toiletcoomUnironically it’s peak. Cleanup is way easier. Even more so if you take a shower after.Use a bidet or a showerhead to wash down the semen into the water and then wash it some liquid soap in there. Then flush.
>>503180431>wash the semen awayits not fair, cum on my back big bro/sis
>>503180431I tried jerking off with a condom on the other day. While it's nice, condoms have some kinda lube or something on them that coats your dick and makes it oily. Can't really recommend, since you have to clean the lube up in the shower regardless and you have something to throw away
>>503175518I made it up. It was cringe and TMI, but what you post at this point is barely any better. If you aren't just an extremely committed LARPer you should probably reel it in.
SO HERE I AM
>>503181141Doing everything I can~Holding onto what I am~
They're so cute.
Nothing quite like eating at 3am until I hate myself!
Noelle!
Shroomley!
Ashley's first internet post
Stick.
>>503196686Poetic
>>503184343I HATE MYSELF O HATE MYSELF I HATE MYSELF I HATE MYSELF I HATE MYSELF
https://files.catbox.moe/yw09uu.mov
>>503203024ASL? I want to ruin your life/have you ruin mine.
Is the 3A kiss going to be passionate and hot or is it going to be like pic related?
how to kill a general with one poll
>>503207891At this rate we won't get to #300 till next year
>>503209056was excited to do the drawing thing again too
giwtwm https://files.catbox.moe/j8otsa.jpg
>>503209870GOD DAMN NIGGA
>>503203024>>503203267Please I think I am in love with you
>>503210424fuck off and die
>>503210424im somsorry
>>503203024Nigga what the fuck?
>>503214620she has a fucking cuck chair in her room
>>503214620lies
>>503214620Sex toy closet
>>503214620shes definitely pretty horny considering all the sex toys
>>503214418>initiates all the sus physical contact with AshleyThe couch scene proves otherwise
>>503218458nothing sexual about pouncing on someone
>>503214418>Every woman wants to fuck himEvery female here wants to
>>503220735yes
>>503220735same with every male
>>503222143yes
>>503222143Only if andrew has a fat ass
>>503196525Stickley
https://thecoffinofandyandleyley.com>There is NO unreleased merch store for TCOAAL. This link does not mean anything. Take your meds.
>>503226559If we do ever get merch, it better be mandatory to get the Andrew and Ashley plushies together.
>>503102558Long time no see you perverts. Still no episode 3. Still miserable and forlorn (Going through involuntary Thiumaxxing)
>>503226559That site is definitely fake and gay as it's registered in Iceland
I want to huff ashley's foot condoms
Hard to feel bad anymore.
>>503229167Why are they staring like that?
>>503228130what is a foot condom
>>503229980Socks
>>503229872I whipped it out
>>503232738They don't seem impressed.
>>503231142>tfw they invent actual foot condoms so footjobs are safe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un0TCzDuDH8best song
>>503233136I wouldn't be either :(
>>503233359For me, it's https://youtube.com/watch?v=HF0bu_bgLWUBut seriously, I love Jester's Pity (everyone does), Twisted Clowns, Dream Dance... all the music is fucking good.
>>503238230does he just cum into her lap?
>>503238663That makes it 10x more erotic, thank you for bringing this to my attention.
My brother is out of town and he said there would be a package arriving today that needed a signature, so I said I'd take care of it. The package just got here, I signed it, and while walking to his room I looked at the shipping label to see what it was.It's an engagement ringIt's happening. It's finally happening and I'm not ready. He's really going to propose to her soon. /calg/, I don't think I can cope with this. I don't want this to happen but I can't stop it. I just thought I'd have more time, I didn't think it'd actually happen for at least 6 months.
>>503233270>Ashely offers Andrew a footjob>He agrees>He loves the feeling of her soft soles against his cock>Her nimble toes caressing his head making him climax>His cum is between her toes and on her soles>They both go to bed>Andrew wakes up to screaming>He rushed into the bathroom and sees Ashley sitting on the floor>She looks at her foot, a mushroom growing on it>The mushroom has a smiling face>It looks like...>"I TOLD YOU TO USE PROTECTION!">Andrew screams at her
>>503158430>>503158198Wow you're so OLD dude>How have you not heard of how texting used to be?Eh I guess it was because I got an Iphone the moment they were released I don't remember :3
>>503160830KEK
>>503171845That's funnylmao
>>503240892thats where shroomley came from
>>503214620>Redeemable People who want to redeem evil women are cowards.
>>503245817Holy fucking based
>>503240892At first, I thought this was funny, but the more I think about the details, the more I feel like throwing up. Truly despicable, 10/10
Hussy posting! :]
I, as a normal brother, am completely unaffected by my sister sitting in my lap with her arms around my neck and fat titties in my face. Why would I feel anything other than annoyance during these intimate moments? It would be absurd if I did so obviously I don't, in fact I'm so secure in my normalcy that I won't even tell Ashley to get off. Ever.
>>503189286And here I thought I had killed you
>>503245708Yes>>503247329Glad you enjoyed it
>>503240892>"Andrew, this is a happy moment!". Ashley's smile cures world hunger>"IT'S GROWING UNDER YOUR FOOT!">"A loving mother always looks after her brood.">"ASHLEY! YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO WALK AGAIN!">"...Maybe it'll bud off?">"Gaaaaogooooo" the shroombaby chimes>"I'll fucking kill it, Ashley."
>>503249130Note also my hand hovering near her thick fucking thighs. This is a normal position for siblings to sit in, so I'm totally comfortable with my hand being near this specific location on her body. Not seen at this angle is my other hand with my finger threaded through her belt loop, which is another mundane choice of body language.
>>503249775You're not going to kill our beautiful daughter! Look, she got her cap from you!
>>503249130>>503250214None of those are sex organs, unironically there's nothing wrong with touching your sister there. You have to be sisterless if you've never teased her to the point of poking your asshole.
>>503250673I've been occasionally daydreaming about getting pegged by my sister...
>>503250673I've never held someone I wasn't making out with in my lap.
>>503250490What are you gonna do to stop me? Stand up and fight? Kick me?
>>503251474I don't need my feet to knee you in the balls. You're going to give Shroomley a complex with this attitude. Take responsibility!
>>503252784NO! You're getting an abortion or whatever the equivalent is, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
>come home from gym>not even 30 seconds after walking through the door, my sister asks me to drive her to her friends houseI fucking hate everyone else so much it's incomprehensible. And I'm going to have to get her tomorrow to. I fucking hate going outside, nothing good ever happens when I leave my room
>>503255034>gymbro>still an introvert hikiliterally how?
>>503255034do a trade like my japanese hentais
>>503255184>literally how?I'm not a gymbro, I just go to the gym. I feel like gymbros are people who have a passion and knowledge about working out, I'm just a guy who only leaves the house when going to work, the gym, or the supermarket>>503255238She gets: to stay homeI get: to be left alone
it's Andrej and Natasha slav squatting
>>503255034Anon ITT:>FUCKING BITCH I HATE HER I HATE EVERYTHING I PUNCHED HER IN THE FACE AND TOLD HER TO WALKAnon's reply in real life:>But I- O-okay. Get in...
>>503257494nta That's how normal people usually deal with family, they seethe internally.
>>503257751I know, that's my life in a nutshell. I just think it's funny.
>>503255832I didn't know slav squatting could be so romantic
>>503255832Look at that dorsiflexion!
>>503257494She'll be sorry when I kill myself, they all will
>>503265723Oh you will be! Cause I'll fucking kill you first!!!
>>503266516Who are you talking to Andy? Seeing ghosts now, are we?
>>503266804Wh-whuh? You deleted that post! I know it was there, you can't fool me!
>>503266989T-That wasn´t even my post! Big Andy is a LIAR!
>>503267181YOU'RE the liar! No fucking way that wasn't your post! You were in it!
Reminder to never make your sister cry.
I'm going to make my sister blush soon.
>>503265723>won´t>>503267181>wasn´t>´ESL? Busted post timers? In MY /calg/?
>>503267806I'm gonna do it just because of this post. She's had it too good for too long.
>>503265502Yeah, yeah, we'll all be sorry when you get your revenge.Mr. Taxi! I need a lift!
>>503268964It´s more likely than you think!
>>503267579WAIT YOU´RE NOT LYING THAT WAS MY POST I JUST FORGOT. Im a dumbass
>>503274227Sorry to hear about the dementia, anon. Hope they find a cure.
>>503274739I hope they don´tmeep
>>503274908WHAT?! Sorry, I'm deaf.
>>503275101deaf people don´t deserve human rights
>>503275671Neither do ESLs, little missy!
>>503274227>´>>503275671>´Why are your tick marks backwards? Quick, someone find out what keyboard he's using!
>>503277714Based
It's important to remember that Andrew and Ashley would be ESLers if they ever bothered to learn English.Imagine their funny accent.
>>503279591>Ashley with finnish accent
>>503103131Andrew doesn't deserve her>>503130513There are some black-haired Sami tribes in far-Northern Europe>>503140121How so? They look dressed up for Midsommar.
>>503240887I would cry myself to sleep in that situation, and most probably will in some years when my sister decides she wants to marry.
>>503255832
Decay Andrew will kill Ashley to protect Julia.
>>503278009https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_QWERTY_keyboard_language_variantsThe acute accent (´) key is seen with no apostrophe (') key on Spanish keyboards.
>>503271054I asked her to watch Up with me, since we were talking about Pixar movies the other day and she's never seen it. Surprised she agreed to it so easily but she said she loved it. She also cried during the opening sequence, just as planned. I may have cried a little as well.
>>503284519cool slavdrew and slavshley anon
>>503287401it's an old favorite
>>503131198>>he thinks episode 3 will come out in before 2026nah that's impossible, would the game even survive or retain interest if it took this long?
numb
>>503284068I've felt like shit all day. I'm just trying not to think about it. Everything is happening so much faster than I was expecting
>>503287338>Got her cry but in a positive wayEXTREMELY based.
>>503289198I'm sorry, anon. I don't know exactly how it feels to "lose" a brother, but I've had the same feelings and fears about "losing" my friends (all 2 of them) because they're also moving forward with their lives while I'm not. I hope you maintain that bond and let him know how much he means to you.
>>503287338>UpThat was an ambush.>>503289198Friends come and go but your brother will always be your brother. For what it's worth I work with a lot of married men and all but one of the ones I know to have siblings still regularly talk to them. My older brother and I were never very close but he's married and I still talk to him too. You will see less of him, but there's no reason to think it's over.
>>503291070>>503292513I know he's not "leaving" in the sense that he's dying, but it's that inexorable feeling that things are going to change for the worse. He's going to move out and I'm going to see him way less. He's going to always be with her and we won't hang out as often anymore. He's going to leap boldly into the future while I cling to the past. I hate it all so much, I don't want things to change. I want things to be how they were when we were kids
>>503139183Why are they all running for the Imp Party? It's like Whites running for the Black Hebrew Israelites Party
>>503299627Imps aren't any different from Snow Sprites, CHUD! And any cultural differences are heckin' beautiful!
>>503287980This is so me-and-my-little-sister codedThe only way it could be more us-coded is if she took the opportunity to move her arm down and feel him up
>>503255034Why is tending to your passenger princess a problem?
>>503283242Behold, the cutest Jew!
>>503309397This is even worse slander than the old shitposts about her being a nymphomaniac drug addict
>>503309397Not even in the top 25%
>>503309397Jewlia's Khazar Milkers
>>503310616>lower c at best
Ashley's non-semitic milkers are bigger and more shapely
https://www.tiktok.com/@10391_1/video/7430412629694287111NGN cosplay!
>>503309980At least she's not Algerian
Julia just sucked the life out of me behind a Harvey's. I WAST wearing a condom because of all the STD's she has but it tore to pieces from the sheer force. How long do I have before I die from contamination.
>>503312493ACADEMICS PLEASE RESPOND
>>503312493>>503312929>made this post>made another 5 minutes laterYou're already past the average survival rate. I don't expect a reply.
>>503313083Bu-
>>503312493>Harvey'sI'm afraid you're already dead, but not from Julia's STDs. She laced your poutine with heroin, because she's so addicted she dies without a hit every three hours.
>>503309397Our children will be God's chosen
>>503315696Indeed!
>>503318994I want her to turn me into a vampire so we can live forever
>>503321097Best I can do is shot execution style, followed by ritual beheading and burial beneath a crossroads.
>>503321097can't wait
>>503288194burphttps://jiggie.fun/lIEvaAhttps://jiggie.fun/lIEvaAhttps://jiggie.fun/lIEvaA
>>503278009Those are acute accents, or "ticks". The one you're thinking of as being normal is the grave accent, or "backtick". It's actuall the latter one that's backwards.
>>503325125>grave accentBravo Nemlei!
>>503288194>>503323839Imagine if Ashley actually liked Julia...
>>503312493As, an american...what the hell is a Harvey's?
>>503326930that photo booth the hippie owns
jig 4 babyhttps://jiggie.fun/AKee0yhttps://jiggie.fun/AKee0yhttps://jiggie.fun/AKee0y
>>503288194>>503325519What could've been...
>>503326930A really bad burger chain. They cook on an actual grill but the grill marks are literally burn marks that taste like raw charcoal ruining any flavour and the meat is such low quality that the sheer amount of fat makes the buns soggy with grease.
>>503327580goo goo gaga nigga
>>503328150I like the taste of char
>>503327580>Andy and Leyley and the no-good very bad trip
>>503328259That's the only taste there is on their burgers. The meat is nothing.
>>503328291wanna try to draw them shooting heroin now
i wanna draw ashley doing meth
>"This new Toxi-soda flavor ain't shi-"
>>503330835hhaahaahah wtf
Episode 4 leak
>>503329412Ashley won't do any drugs, she already has Andrew
>>503335659>Ashley huffing andrew's cum like people huff glue
>>503285371Decay Andrew will kill Julia to protect Ashley, realize that Ashley wasn't worth it and kill her and himself.
>>503338085>the person who understands him better than anyone isn't worth itUh-huh. Sure.
>>503338628Imagine the hugs
>>503338986nta but we do see that Andrew is reaaaaaaally bad at cost/benefit calculations.>Nina to make Ashley happy>spirals out of control>Date Julia to get rid of rumours between him and his sister, the absolute worst possible person to try this schtick with>backfires horrendously and makes everything realistically far worse for everyone>even Julia escaping after growing some agency in her life seems to be a farce since she 99% dies in Decay and possible sub-routedependent dies in Burial likely under different circumstances or becomes the sibling's manipulated slave
is there any actually good incest fiction or is there just tcoal
>>503341927listen I just like goths but yesthe incest era begins SOON
>>503338628Reminder that Ashley is canonically pocket-sized.Picrel is misleading. Andrew's hips appear to be level with Ashley's hips due to the downwards camera angle and him being closer. If the camera were level, or if they were standing next to each other, he would look even taller. And not only that, but he's also hunched over in this specific image so he can talk to her. When Andrew straightens his back, he absolutely towers over his sister.
>>503342439Renee's face going like "Where did I go wrong?" is great.
>>503343830>"When did this START?!">She's digging through their trash
>>503342439A woman wrote this post
>>503342439Shortstack supremacy
>>503346549Sex goblin sister
Ashley washes her feet daily, they are not stinky!
>>503342439No wonder Ashley has to ask him to be gentle in bed. He could throw her around like a ragdoll on accident.
>>503347684FalseStinky feet are better
>>503341295>Nina to make Ashley happyKid Andy was expecting Nina to be alive based on his reaction when opening the box, he was only willing to bully Leyley's classmate in order to make her happy. Kinda like a '90s movie bully shoving some nerd in a locker, it's not supposed to be deadly.>Date Julia to get rid of rumours between him and his sisterI think he's just an opportunist looking for band-aid solutions to his problems, there's no way Andrew's lazy apathetic ass would've put in the effort to rizz Julia if she wasn't already into him.
>>503351129Ashley stop trying to get out of taking a shower!
>>503351347Andrew is a lazy indecisive retard who depends on luck and above all, cope. Pretty much every good decision they make in the apartment, city, and house was thought up by Ashley while Andrew either agrees or says it's stupid and does it anyway. I want to be a 90's movie bully shoving that nerd in a locker.
>>503351913I still think that going after their parents was dumb and they should've stuck with Andrew's idea of never interacting with them ever again. They could've robbed some suburban cat lady.
>>503352557The only way you can guarantee never running into them again however is to kill them
>>503351913>I want to be a 90's movie bully shoving that nerd in a lockerAshley has the glasses, she's the nerdy nerd little sister.
>>503353269That is NOT Ashley. That's a filthy, disgusting HUSSY REEEEEEEEE
>>503352557True but we wouldn't have the absolute peak of ashley and andrew commiting patricide and matricide if Ashley followed Andrew's lead.
>>503351913>lazy, indecisive retard who depends on luckWow... he's literally me...
>>503353261How much of a priority is that when you don't even have a roof over your head? Just drive in a different direction from their bumfuck nowhere upper-class community and settle down first.>>503353615Yeah, I guess sometimes characters have to act retarded for drama.
>>503353269that's not Ashley that's some wetback's hussysona
>>503353387>>503353767>when OCs are so "original" that you need to zoom to tell them apart from main charactersjfc I refuse to believe that normies can be so uncomfortable with fictional incest that they reskin Ashley
>>503353707keep up the good work
>>503353707I don't even rely on luck, I just fail and feel nothing about it.
>>503354546
No! I'm not showing you my feet!
>>503338628>reproduction prohibitedHear that, anons? Do NOT reproduce with your sister!
>>503354961I demand your feet!
>>503354546Everything *I* do fails and I've stopped caring or feeling, but luck keeps me fed with a roof over my head, so I owe 50% of my "success" to that.
>>503355451O-Okay, just don't shoot me!
>>503354252It's that, but even more it's Andrew fangirls and their hussylust for his big brother cock. It's also pretty funny that the self-insert designed to attract Andrew's attention looks so much like Ashley, like they know the truth on a subconscious level.
>>503355809Good girl. Now take off your clothes.
>>503357369eeww… gross
>>503357582Two girls having sex is so gay, amerite?Here's something for you, my little faggy.
>>503357859Not him, but that is the dictionary definition of gay, even if it's hot
>>503357859thanks dad
>>503358376Lesbian sex is gay, yes.But you are also the gay one if you don't get turned on when you see them (at least if you are male).
>>503358620It's okay son I still love you
>>503358931nta Personally I don't find sodomy appealing, it's something fairly unnatural that makes me go like "okay but why can't you choose to be normal? are you two man haters or mentally ill or mentally ill man haters?"
>>503359752I was thinking the same.Most people that belong to the lgbt group were molested when they were young, so you're not wrong if you think they are, in fact, mentally ill.
>>503357859If andrew was built like this >>503209870 then yes
Held my sister's hand yesterdayWe're so back, watch Chapter 3A and 4 release in January/February at this rate
>>503365561>Held my sister's hand yesterdayCareful, things could go very awkward and cold very fast.
>>503367209>Careful, things could go very awkward and cold very fast.What do you mean, how could they go wrong?
>>503365561Now all you need to do is put a ring on it.
>>503368058We were getting closer than ever and had one awkward intimate moment (at least from my perspective) and the next day she went iceberg mode. As for me, after a couple of days I gave up on our relationship entirely because I have my own mental hell to deal with and chose to spend more time on /calg/ and with my steam friends.
>>503368614All things in due time>>503369346>I gave upI found the issue
I want, nay, NEED Decaype and Burape. I want Ashley to initiate one of them, too, and baby trap Andrew. Andrew should do the same to keep his sister tied down and safe at home. I will leave everything to Nemlei in my will if she fulfills my one request.
>>503370140The issue is her being moody, if it was some sort of shit test then RIP our friendship cuz I have zero tolerance for mind games.
>>503371727I respect not wanting to put up with that. I want everyone to get along with their siblings, but if you have a shitty sibling, it's better to avoid them.
>>503371727Shit tests are a spook. If you cannot productively be natural in somebody's presence, then they're not worth your time.
https://twitter.com/zayaaa_zaya/status/1860360922780566002
>>503376157Ashley helping Andrew put on his Pennywise makeup since he wants to be a fucking clown
>>503376304Peniswise
>>503377523More like Penisdumb
>>503378186Actually naive is the opposite of wise. Dumb is the opposite of smart.
>>503174632Der Juden.
So what's this anti Andy propaganda lately? Is it just "noooo he's not le victim anymore" or "nooo he's not literally me anymore"?
>>503378780Andrew is literally me BECAUSE he is the real villain
>>503378636Fun fact! Pedant is the opposite of sexhaver!
>>503379064based
>>503378780I haven't seen any Antidrew propaganda here, unless I'm not paying attention
>>503379729Anon wanted to shove him into a locker
>>503380050Oh, right. I thought his point that Andrew isn't a good planner and relies on luck had merit, but he's definitely smart. He plays Ashley, and other people, like a fiddle. He's an excellent character and very believable, and he would probably shove that anon into traffic in revenge and get away with it.
Nobody likes Andrew, not one single person
>>503381297Andrew is a femboy twink who has never bested anyone (not even a wooden board) in combat without the element of surprise
>>503365561I did that as well because she was cold.Then we shared a blanket and watched Arcane.
>>503381425Come on, Andrew isn't Thiu.
>>503381450Thats true I mating pressed him when he tried
>>503381450True, but what better place to surprise someone than a busy street?
>>503381425Ashley?She likes him a little too much maybe?
>>503382052Ashley is the person who hates Andrew the most
>>503382209t. AU Andrew with Ashley's self esteem issues
>>503381665If Thiu has no fans, then I'm dead!
>>503382958Is it gay to suck your own dick?
>>503378186Andrew's penis makes Ashley dumb
>>503383338It's masturbation, which is inherently gay (you're getting yourself off and you're the same sex as yourself), so yes.
>>503382052She doesn't love him THAT much. Wouldn't even do anal for him.
>>503351913Honestly most of Ashley's ideas are pretty bad and only succeed do to a mixture of luck, Andrew picking up the slack, and everyone in their world being a retard.
Sistertitty thread. Sistertitty board. Sistertitty life. Sistertitty reality. The Demiurge may be a faggot, but the existence of sisters and tits means that he at least got some things right.
>>503381450Andrew can probably kill Thiu if he stared at hin hard enough.
>>503384012>he at least got some things right.WRONG! Sisters (2D) are a perfect part of God's creation. It is the vile, physical, third-dimensional world that causes the improprieties that we all know. The first and second dimensions belong to God, the third is that of the Dem*urge
>>503384550This would work on me too, he's scary when he's angry
>>503384813All sisters are great, including 3D ones. My sister is, of course, the greatest and cutest of all sisters so this is irrefutable.
>>503385182>including 3D onesI hate the third-dimension, you agent of the Demiurge. You will never convince me to love it
>>503385541>Anon doesn't have a sisterSad!
>>503385541Out here we love soft snuggy sisters
>>503384813This is true, and also true of brothers. 2D always wins.
>>503385773I do though, that's the worst part. It's a constant reminder that the third dimension is a cruel mockery of the second>>503385782I aspire to the platonic form of sisterly perfection, you lounge in the cruel waste of sordid reality
>>503386047Yeah but I can pick my sister up and give her hugs, can't do that with a 2D one.
>>503386047>I do though, that's the worst part. It's a constant reminder that the third dimension is a cruel mockery of the secondMy sister is superior to an image of her as the second is an imitation. Read Plato 5head, this isn't the Delphic way, masturbating to shadows of sisters on incestuous caving forums
>>503384012>the Demiurge may be a faggotHeY mAn, tHe FuCk?
>>503384550So could anyone. Thiu is a pushover.
>>503386174Sure, the third dimension has some nice qualities, but it's all still a vile adaptation of God's true second dimensional vision. The entire physical world is evil. 3D sisters can be nice, but they can also be mean, wretched, impossible, filthy, crass, and fundamentally HUMAN creatures. All of which are horrid qualities that are exclusive to the third dimension>>503386509>second is an imitationThe second is the true form as created by the true God. The physical world is an improper creation, the very existence of which mocks the true beauty of the second dimension. Listen to The Police, 6head, we are spirits in the material world
>>503387340nO, hE'S rIgHt, I'vE sEEn yOu wAtcH mUsiCaLS aNd cRY
>>503389732yOU AgrEed nOt To tEl anYoNE aBoUt tHAt!
>>503387340You? The Demiurge? Don't make me laugh! You're a baby demon.
>>503383760shes bluffingAndrew's gonna cum in any of her holes that he wants
>>503383760>>503391692Classy ladies don't do anal.
>>503391985The classiest ladies will let you do whatever you want to them.
>>503391985>classy>wears choker>jokes about getting impregnated by a satanist>shows thighs and cleavage
>>503392469Please don't post ugly whores when talking about Ashley, or ideally under any circumstance whatsoever.
>>503392469Ashley is a virgin, Emiru is a whore that has talked about herself getting railed when she was 13. Plus, her father is a failure. One of her brothers is gay, and the other one became trans.
>>503392992>two brothers>faggot and ultra faggotHer father is more than a failure, he's a bi pedo that touched all his kids to various degrees. She was probably touched the least due to his sexuality leaning towards little boys.
>>503392838so you think that whore who looks like ashley is ugly. understandable
>>503393218>looks like AshleyShe doesn't, stop posting e-sluts all of the time.
>3D>shitI told you so
>>503393195I cant imagine being her father, working for 40 years, and then having 3 kids that cant produce grandchildren. Emiru lost the ability to pairbond after having sex with someone that was not her husband. One brother is gay, so he is either an assfucker, or taking it up the ass from another man. And the other brother chemically. then later on physically castrated himself.
>>5033939563D sisters are great, he's just a retard projecting his awful taste in mentally ill i-ladies onto Ashley because he's face blind and possibly retarded.
>>503390839bUt iT wAS fUnNYLoL ??? iS a sEnSitIvE faGgOt
>>503394118Talk about suicide bait... I'd pray daily for God to un-curse my kids or to just put me out of my misery.
>>503394118I mean, he probably molested them, at least the boys. Nobody turns out with two gay sons and a whore of a daughter by accident.
>>503394206Look man, the third dimension is evil. You don't get that shit in 2D. It only exists in the material world
>>503395219>You don't get that shit in 2DExplain Julia.
>>503390839>>503394492Will you two assholes learn to speak mortal words properly already? You sound like broken radios.
>>503395389A cute!
>>503395465Bitch so nasty she caught 3D STDs.
>>503395426I hAvE a SPeeCh impEdIMeNt sKuLlFAce!
Um?
>>503395465Ah, look at how cute she is. She deserves to be taken care of. >>503395508Stop slandering Julia, she has only slept with one man so far. And only left him because of the 127 threatening voicemails Ashley left for her.
>>503396387>only left him because of the 127 threatening voicemailsExactly! It's all Ashley's fault, there's absolutely nothing Andrew could've done about it. Why should he be held accountable for it?
>>503396387Total hussy love
>>503396341Tried to download and play this when it came out and documented my struggles here. It's cute though, watch a playthrough.
My sister just came into my room to show me her new haircut and ask if it was cute. Fine, maybe the third dimension isn't completely, totally, 100% evil
>>503396387>Stop slandering Julia, she has only slept with one man so far.Does that mean she got those STDs from Andrew? What kind of gutter sluts has he been spending time with!?
>>503396702But I didn't play the other game.
>>503396387By "taken care of" this actually means taken out into the woods and going missing into a shallow grave she was forced to dig herself.
>>503396815Why not? It's short, play it right now. It's probably in my Top 3 Nemlei games.
>>503396387>wearing Andrew's sweaterIMAGINE the absolute melty Ashley would have over this
>>503397021She would never be allowed to and he'd tell her to wear her own clothes.
>>503396790Every moment in which Ashley and/or Julia did not have their eyes on Andrew, he was in bed with a different woman (he never once slept with the same person twice). In fact, Andrew never actually went to college. What really happened is that he ran out of girls in his municipality to fuck, so he needed to start moving into neighboring regions>>503397021>would*did, because it really happened
I want to lick the sweat off her tits
>>503397021Ashley is like a dog, she can smell it if andrew was even in the vicinity of another woman.
>>503397258>*did, because it really happenedYou don't have to be so... hurtful
>>503397310ew cringe
>>503397310BasedI need her.
>>503397258>because it really happenedfanfiction
>>503397310>>503397569Reminder to space it out more to be believable
>>503397310There's nothing I hate more than mom shippers. It's peak bad taste with the layers of cuckshit and it's always tar-skin proportions.
>>503397798I was hoping to go a day without another autoerotic roleplay session.
>>503397641t. Andrew trying to lie to Ashley
>>503397798Reminder to deal with it
>>503397641It happened but he wasn't that into it. Swap his expression to the one in this and it's closer to the truth
>>503397964Deal with what?
>>503397917Andrew would probably be angry at Julia about wearing is clothes desu. He'd only be a tiny bit less mad at Ashley but she would resist stopping it enough to escalate it into a fight while Julia would fold immediately.
>>503397798It's funny how easy it is to tell which posts are his
>>503398152>while Julia would fold immediately.I would fold Julia into odd positions while we have SEX!!!
>>503398323It's not hard considering how few people here have genuine third-world pajeet taste.
>>503398127Deal with being a massive bitch
Do you think it's possible to throw ??? like a volleyball?Andrew and Ashley should summon him on a beach and throw him around
>>503398814Until somebody tries to spike him and chokes everyone out with the follow-on gas attack
>>503398546Nta but arent pajeets into feet
>>503398376Julia becomes a world-class contortionist from having sex with you and then leaves you to compete in the Olympics
>>503399180You'll note that said individual has a great number of common traits with the average Bihari call-center worker
>>503399180they are into shit
>>503399324Footfaggotry IS shit
>>503398890DemonmonGotta catch 'em all
>>503398549Ashley's half-sister, don't reply to bait on 4chan
>>503399706I'm bored... Did you posted the vampire hag image?Now i'll have to wait 1 (one) hour to reply to this post oh nyo
>>503399643The Koffing of Andy and Leyley
>>503399950Yeah that was me
>>503398549>>50339970610 minutes isn't nearly enough time to appear organic, you should wait at least 20 minutes to not make it obvious that you're replying to yourself.
>>503400104Even better if he posted once and then waited the remainder of his life before replying.
>>503399950>I'm boredYes you are, Ashley NyArc.>Did you posted the vampire hag imageYes, I love Renee.
>>503399985Based Do you still have more?
>>503400385no
>>503400379>Ashley NyArc.Kek>Yes, I love Renee.Based uuuuuh bestie is it true there's no more pictures?
>>503399978Did you know that Koffing's code name during development was "Ny," in a nod to NYC's pollution and to Never Yever, which is when we'll get Ch. 3?
>>503400674>Based uuuuuh bestie is it true there's no more pictures?Yeah, sorry I got a new hard drive.
>>503400674>it true there's no more pictures?Sadly no, I'm afraid. The artist only drew 2 but I have something for you, Ashley, Andy and Renee as bunnies https://files.catbox.moe/mffqt1.mp4
>>503400694I didn't know that but it makes sense based on its British-looking variation.https://www.dexerto.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=3840,quality=75,format=auto/https://editors.dexerto.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/06/pokemon-go-koffing-weezing-galarian-weezing-1024x576.jpg
>>503400902>videoHonestly it's kind of lame how you keep posting these rabbit videos trying to flirt with me. Really low effort.
>>503400823Don't worry>new hard driveWow! Congrats! So how is it??>>503400902Now they are 3 of us? Wtf?>https://files.catbox.moe/mffqt1.mp4Cute and fluffySo how's your weekend?Are you also seeing that Ashley anus post lol
Chapter 3A was supposedly ready to release around October/earlier this month. Chapter 4 is just an expansion from Chapter 3's Decay route, which means it isn't necessarily as big as Chapter 1, 2, or 3A will be.Ergo there is a genuine chance that Chapter 3A and 4 could come out ~4 months after 3A was ready, which would mean roughly in March of next year. This is assuming that Chapter 4 is 1/3 the size of 3A and that the entire year was dedicated solely to Decay. I think some of the time was spent doing other things (some Burial writing, IP protection, the "transfer" to Kit9, incestuous sex, etc) so it may be a bit before March, but I can't be certain.
>>503401219>So how's your weekend?Great, just got a new boyfriend.
>>503399978Andrew running out of cigs and smoking the Koffing's holes.
>>503401601Do you like getting railed?
>>503401219>Now they are 3 of usNo, just me. Pretty sure 503400823 is just trying to ruin the fun, so pay no mind.>So how's your weekend?Pretty boring, though I hope to see some more art from fans but it seems people are still behaving like ouroboros (the dragon eating its own tail) so we get the same old, same old. Still playing Baldur's Gate 3. >spoilerYes and it does nothing for me. Watch this be a Bernstein bears situation from now on, lmao. But I do hope for another comic from that artist, they are good.
>>503402431>Still playing Baldur's Gate 3.I love you bestie, but I literally do not care.
>>503400326Goddess-tier butthole.
>>503401573I'm sure Kit9 worked on the IP protection side (and certainly the sex) while Nemlei focused on the game itself, but since he was involved in the programming side, those months of dealing with the engine limitations probably slowed them both down. I appreciate your hopium. I'm going to take a big hit of it and cross my fingers for spring 2025.
>>503402431>so pay no mind.Okay. They got me good lol>Baldur's Gate 3Is it as good as Fallout?>Bernstein bears situationI have no clue what is that sorry lol
>>503403010>Okay. They got me good lolSame.>Is it as good as Fallout?Better. It has more gay sex, which is cool.>I have no clue what is that sorry lolIt's a joke about porridge lol.
>>503402431>>503403010>>503403257Reminder that talking about stuff that's not even tangentially relevant to the game is in fact off topic.
>>503403257>Same.Even the best can fall once in a while.>It has more gay sex, which is cool.Freaky bestie lol Say GexNemlei should add more homosexual things in her game, just like BH>It's a joke about porridge lol.Lmfao okay I see it now
>>503403257nta i don't get the joke
>>503400326*lick lick lick lick*
>>503402909This is the last thing the Hitman saw.
>>503405442I could think of worse ways to go.
>>503405687Such as?
>>503405812I dunno
>>503405812dying WITHOUT seeing ashley first
>>503405867lol>>503406797true
>>503403010Sorry, had to leave for a bit. Vomited due to food poisoning. I'm fine now.>Is it as good as FalloutYes, it is a good RPG. I might explore the idea of what class, race, origin, Andrew, Ashley and Renee would be if they were BG3 characters. Andrew isn't much of a fighter, so he'd be a warlock or rogue. Ashley is in the same boat, so she'll be a magic class, same with Renee.>I have no clue what is that sorryDon't worry about it.
>>503407234Wait, who are you? I'm so confused rn.
See you next thread
>>503407234>Vomited due to food poisoning.Wtf are you ok?? What have you been eating??? Hello????>BG3 charactersMr Graves could be just a side character that carries stuff lol>Don't worry about it.Silly, that was not me kek>>503407510Hold up who is whoWho I'm talking to
>>503407510The anon you replied to wasn't me. I don't really care about gay sex in BG3 and for romance in general. If I wanted to play a dating sim, I'd play one.Anyhow, don't worry about it. Just try and don't get bamboozled by the impersonator and focus on something cute, like Andy. Andy is the cutest character drawn by a woman.
WHAT IS HAPPENINGWHO IS MY BESTIEWHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
>>503407849>Andy is the cutest character drawn by a woman.So true.>Just try and don't get bamboozled by the impersonatorYeah, you're so right.
People will see this and reply "Hell yeah!"
>>503408217No, they won't.
>>503407234>BG3I don't see Ashley as anything other than a warlock, a level 0 one if such a thing existed because she doesn't even have eldritch blast. Andrew's a level 0 rogue close to multiclassing into warlock after the ending of episode 2.>Reneelollmao even
>>503405687>be Mr. Washing Machine>seen and done some shit>made a name for yourself for taking care of problems quickly and quietly>soda company offers you big money to track down and disappear some faggot college student and his teenage sister>weird but should be an easy payday right?>start connecting the dots about what's going on>sucks for them but it's not your problem>eventually track them down to some shitty motel room>they're not at home so decide to wait for them inside>girl comes in and yells in the fakest voice you've ever heard that she's gonna get some shit then go for a walk>how the fuck did you get made?>whatever, you can just kill them there>gotta do it now anyway, if they know you're tailing them you might never find them again>follow them into the park>girl, again obvious as fuck she's talking to you, says we're gonna play hide and seek>is she retarded?>again, whatever, at least they're separated now>guy wanders over to your bush>go time>he pulls a revolver>how does he have a revolver?>fucking sodajews didn't tell you they were armed>too late to stop now>...>bleeding out on the ground>this stupid bitch is laughing at you>not for long though, they're arguing again>something you've heard quite a lot of this past week>the last thing you hear as your consciousness slips away is the guy is yelling at the girl about how retarded a plan this was>(he's right)>(it worked anyway)Sounds like a pretty shit death to me.
>>503408496Ashley is 20, not a teenager. Otherwise good post.
>>503408496>dying with Ashley in my field of visionHeaven-sent angel meant to carry me to the pearly gates.
>>503409554Ashley would teabag your corpse
>>503410229God I fucking hope so.
>>503407849Is this real?
>>503411185huh?
>>503410290Ashley notices you look really excited to bleed out and makes Andrew teabag you instead. What do?
>>503411287I'm still a winner, bitch
>>503411285What?
>>503411287cream
I MISS NEMLEEEEIIIIII MISS WHEN SHE DIDN'T HATE US WAAAAAAAAA
>>503413058luv ut.nemnems
>>503413156Yay! I love you and your games!
>>503408014>So trueMhm, mhm. I hope Nemlei will give us other cutes in coffin, maybe random NPCs you can interact with. Just having bits of normal everyday life being experience by Andrew and Ashley from time to time will be a good contrast to their previous actions and how they act after committing them.Sorry but I'm heading to bed, just showered. No you can't see until we are married -3- Have there bunnies I collected for keeping you waiting. https://files.catbox.moe/z95wla.rar
>>503413937cute
>>503414209Bestie, no! That cat is an imposter among us!They got your ass (again?) lmfao>just showeredCan I s- oh dang it lol. You were two steps ahead this time lolThanks for the bunnies, so cute ToT - Have a good rest and be careful next time))))I choose Nemlei. Omocat is a really cool korean lady but right now I have a special place for the blue cat (for now)
>>503417624That wasn't me, I'm still up lol. Always happy to provide more bunnies! It's getting kind of obnoxious tho, so I'm probably going to bed for real this time. Nite bestie!
>>503417452This gif makes me smile every time it's posted. Such good animation and so in-character.
>>503392469Is this from the /gif/ thread?
>>503417837I have no idea who is who anymore lolUh yeah goodnight and take care
>>503399180The only reason they are is because everyone is white underneath their feet
>>503417898That's because Ashley is top cute.
>>503419664
>The mom's kinda... appealing
>>503420594>*teleports behind u*>*unzips brick*
https://jiggie.fun/86uWAt
>>503420647I love her so much.
>>503422006I'm in this picture and I don't like it
>>503420753OW WTF
What do yall think about burial ending? Heard a lot of points of view but never the one that I am thinking of. Considering rooms with paintings before vision I guess Ashley just got too fucked up and let herself be raped to stay beside Andrew
>>503424440Burial? I predict the openly incest ending but also a secretly incest ending using Julia as a cover. Provided the paintings aren't just Ashley coping before the visions proper and envisioning what she thinks the future is. Also provided Julia doesn't also die in Burial like she seems to in Decay.
>>503426560>Julia as a coverOh yeah she'll just swim right back into Andrew's arms!
>>503427127I didn't say it was willingly. But she was already easy to control before and with both siblings doing it instead of 1 antagonizing and 1 controlling?
>>503424440Which painting(s) make you think their relationship will end up with rape?
>>503427231I would hope Julia's sister will intervene the second time
>>503427231Julia dumped Andrew
>>503427786And? Only because he was forced out of her ear by quarantine. She might be more resistant at first but if Ashley has been "tamed" and pretends to be friendly with her she will be more pliable than ever and more willfully ignorant of what's going on.
>>503427786>Women don't ever come crawling back to shitty exesZozzle, my glorious gaslighting king will return and at the first sweet nothing her legs will open like an automatic door at a grocery store
Spooderlia
>>503422006Jiggers PLEASE help
>>503429163no
>>503429163i was about to go to sleep...
saw a shooting star
>>503428921SpiderliaSpiderliaDoes whatever a Spiderlia doesCan she swingFrom a web?No she can'tShe's a talentless HUSSY
>>503411287bite his dick and balls off before i die
>>503435952That's pretty gay
>sister is close-ish to graduating>instead of bursting with confidence and independence, feels like she's more dependent on me than everI should be happy that I'm effectively a brotherhusband, but I can't help that nagging feeling in the back of my head that I've somehow kneecapped my sister and made her emotionally dependent on me somehow. Anyway, happy Saturday. Yippeee!
>>503436913impregnate her on graduation night
Episode 3? Who needs that when I can get my possessive codependent sibling incest fix from hentai: https://hitomi.la/doujinshi/yuutousei-no-nee-san-to-honki-no-sex-de-kyoudai-kankei-o-owaraseru-hanashi-english-3088519.html
>>503439447that's illegal
>>503439447I don't know what I was expecting.
>>503439447>older sisterI turn up my nose in disdain and close the tab.
>>503440232I'm okay with older sisters but... man, they just don't hit the same.
>>503439447Is the male MC a non-character like (unfortunately) most manga and hentai?
>>503436913Get her a new social group she can depend on and that could support her emotionally and build her confidence. Having her go to church is the first thing that comes to mind, though she could do anything as long as it's not destructive
>>503440684They're both non-characters and there's no story, it's just porn.
>>503440776Do not do this.
>>503436584he's gay if he got his balls so close to my face. besides i'm dying, so i may as well end his bloodline
>>503440882There is a story. The brother is basically an anti-Andrew; he's a pushover like Andrew, but he likes an outbred hussy girl while fucking his villainess sister>>503440684It's not Shakespeare but there's more character than most hentai
>>503440882Then it's not for me. I need even the slightest semblance of plot and character to get my rocks off. Shame.
>>503440776She mostly hangs out with me and my friends, by which I mean she hangs out with me while I hang out with my friends. She hasn't completely isolated herself from her friend group, but she's sort of passively drifting from them, which is fine because they're all cunts.I don't think I necessarily want her to be independent, I just want to wave a magic wand and absolve myself of the guilty feelings so I can fully enjoy sistersnuggles. I am not a good person, but I'm okay with that.
>>503441287Don't listen to that retard he's lying
>>503441213 >>503441473Sorry, posted before I saw your reply. Looked at it briefly and it does have a story like you said. Still doesn't look like my cup of tea, but I'll read it. Thanks!
>>503409490Be cooler if she was
>>503439447>older sister. Eww. I prefer this one bc it looks like my little sister and I https://hitomi.la/reader/2734311.html
>>503441681Do NOT groom your teenage sister, anon. That is illegal.
>>503441681DO groom your teenage sister, anon. That's based.
I am extremely straight and write non-contrarian posts.
>>503443028please stop
>>503444443No.
I think my brother and his gf really do love each other, am I wrong for wanting them to break apart?
>>503445481Yes.
>>503445481The world would be a better place if people could admit to their selfish desires.
>>503445065make sure to keep your doors locked at night. someone might break in and smash all your teeth with a hammer. you never know these days
>>503446085Good luck.
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God I wish I was jewish
>>503447830?!
>>503447830!!!
>>503400326Sisterbuttussy...
>>503449615ah…
>>503449615EL DIABLO
Ashley would've liked Inuyasha
>>503453063What about Twilight and 50 shades of gay?
>>503453063half-demon furry things are the sort of stuff Ashley would've secretly read fanfiction about
>>503453573Dunno about Twilight but Ashley wouldn't even finish 50 Shades of Gray. It's practically designed to bounce off of her.
>>503453063Inuyasha gets brought up a lot in these threads kind of want to watch it again now
leyley’s pussy smells like piss because she doesnt wipe good enough
Leyley's pussy smells like nothing because Andy tongue cleaned it every time. This continued into adulthood.
>>503458737All pussy smells citrusy unless you use wet wipes, and it can smell like death if you have STDs.
>>503458872
>>503459125H-Hold on! Citrusy is a pleasant aroma, I wasn't complaining.
>>503453063>>503454617>>503455087>Ashley palsically stumbles and tremors into the book club meeting, immediately perforating the room in the smell of Hot Pockets and her three-months unwashed bathtowel.>The club coordinator reluctantly greets her, "Err....hello. Ashley...">She takes a seat, causing immediate death to Sally next to her (she was a whore anyway)>The coordinator continues. "So, Clara just told us she's been reading Pride and Prejudice, since her grade got to watch the BBC series in class.">Clara nods, "I just love a good romance.">Ashley's eyes light up, "Oh! Me too! Oh, the new Inu-Yasha volume just released, you should read it!">The room falls silent.>Ashley anxiously looks at the resigned look on her peers' faces.>Coordinator-san's expression is particularly discouraging.>"Ashley, the only thing you've talked about since joining is that comic.">"It's not a comic! It's a manga!">"Please just try reading something else. This is a BOOK club. It's for BOOKS; not cartoons.">The only other literature Ashley cares to read is Andrew's middling poetry, which she's reminded the club several times. Furious at the attack on her taste, Ashley stands up, Hot Pocket crumbs falling out of her overalls. One-by-one they rattle against the floor.>"IT'S NOT A CARTOON!">Suddenly, a new fellow walks through the door.>"Hey, erm, I'm Eric, the new guy.">Coordinator-san turns to greet him. The rest of the club ignores Ashley's tantrum and welcomes him.>"So did I miss anything?" Eric asks.>"No. Not at al---" Coordinator-san is interrupted by Ashley skipping up to Eric with her collection of Inu-Yasha tankobons.>"I was telling everyone about Inu-Yasha!" Ashley proclaims with the Cheshire Cat's grin, "It's about this girl called Kagome" (pronouncing the name with a flawed Japanese accent) "who travels back to 1500's Japan and falls in love with a half-dog demon boy. Do you want to read my fanfiction where they are long-lost siblings from other dimensions?"
>>503459649>Do you want to read my fanfiction where they are long-lost siblings from other dimensions?"I like the idea that Ashley shoves incestual themes into every piece of media she enjoys
>>503459649>Ashley smells badFunny but fake.
>>503461792she was practically cosplaying Chris Chan in high school.
>>503461792
>>503102558I ironically think about my sister when I'm alone sometimes. I wonder if my sister thinks about me at all
>>503463947Well played, this image is perfectly capable of being represented with an 8-bit color palette...SIKE! Firstly, an 8-bit palette is only possible if you do not have equal bits of red, green, and blue (since 8 is not divisible by 3). Luckily for you, a 3-3-2 palette exists (notably used on the MSX2), so these are the closest equivalents in 332RGB to the shades used in Ashley8bits.jpg
>>503466168Huh, the MSX2's CPU also had an 8 bit data width.Well played. This is a genuine 8-bit-compatible Ashley.
>>503466941And here's a NES-compatible Ashley.
>>503461993I want to see an ai cwc voiceover of Ashley now
2-bit monochrome against a green polarizing film
>>503467957
>>503442876How could I not be her groom when she wants so badly to be my bride?
Reminder: juliafags lost
>>503473096>implying her staying with Andrew is a win
>>503475158I believe I misinterpreted your post and you misinterpreted his.
>>503475553I did, and I know she deserves better
>>503475639Coward, you're supposed to double down on your deranged takes
>>503475986The only thing I double down on is making sure you raise my and Julia's kids properly as she spends time "at her hobby" in my private club whenever you're at work.
>>503475872>deserves bettershe deserves several beatings from an alcoholic husband until she grows a spine and either stabs him to death in his sleep or divorces and moves to the other side of the country and becomes a strong independent lesbian
>>503475872A better half, perhaps
>>503475872>I know she deserves betterThe only reason people like Julia is because she's a complete punching bag. She accepts all of the abuse because she knows in the depths of her heart she deserves all of it, and she's right.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScLhkwCUMVdzGvgncqN4MRog5bFTI18GTEU_0L7nui3LFOAlQ/the october poll will be overturned any day now...
>>503479540>stop the count
>>503480091>stop the steal
>>503483094>AI slopGuess the call center employees are finally let out for the day.
>>503473096Today I will remind them
>>503479540Delusion
It's going to be a Coffinless Christmas.
>>503489028Will you be my Andy?
How do we feel about nieces? I bring this up because my niece looks a lot like my sister did at her age and it makes me want to spoil her in a way I never did with my sister
>>503489117Sorry, I already have a sister.>>503489408Nieces are more like daughters due to the generational gap, except you spend much less time with them. All being equal, they cannot replace or compete with sisters, obviously. But if you get along well, that's good.
>>503489408Not my thing unless < 1 decade age gap. There's a 14 years gap between me and my older sister so I was only 5 years old when she had her first son, I spent so much time together with my nephew that now my brain registers him as a little brother.
>>503489408My sister and I are trying for a niece!
>Ashley is being annoying. I wish I had a bouncy-breasted hussy to cum in right now
>no ep 3>the only active fanartist draws hag ntr>retards are unironically excited for the hag modCoffin, it's finished.
There is an idea of a /calg/, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real thread. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shitpost and feel (Yous) gripping your posts and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
>>503493375I see new fanart of the siblings daily on X.
>>503491981>Andrew is being annoying. I wish I had a big-dicked cad to cum in me right now. How do you like it now that the shoe's on the other foot, Andy?
Yeehaw!
>>503478279If Julia deserves all that I am afraid to even think what do I deserve, I don't want that shit
>>503495853If you're an honest asshole then you're respectable and don't deserve anything bad in life.
>>503495360NOT fucking funny, Ashley. You will not fool around with some fucking delinquent. Don't say that kind of thing ever again
>>503495998No actually I am not an honest asshole, I am an asshole with pretentions of being a competent functioning member of society
>>503496151Then you deserve to be marked and toyed with by a demon.
>>503496049Hypocrite AND a killjoy! Two for one special! If you talk about another woman in my presence again, I'll slit both our throats.
>>503497452>Hypocrite It's not the same. When you do it, it actually fucking matters! I'm serious, Ashley. It's not funny
>>503500353In a totally hetero way, I wish I had a while who was into pegging
>>503500353I love the siblings in the background
>>503500353>fridge fullNot canon
>>503502110As M and Mme Graves are there, it is possible that the fridge would have been full. Not necessarily out of concern for Andrew and Ashley, but there could have been food there.
>>503502110I don’t think the hag wasn’t keeping the fridge stocked (at least not before she sold them to Toxisoda) because her problem was never explicitly shown that Andrew and LeyLey were freeloading so much as that they were clearly in love for which she was extremely jealous
>>503500353Love hag
>>503503237Why would she be jealous? She has Mr. Graves. She's pissed about their romance because it makes her look bad.
Why do koreans seem to make more fanart of the game than the Japanese?
>>503508760Because it has a bigger following in Korea.
>>503508760Koreans are based
>>503508760The Japanese were here before you were born
>>503508760more incels in korea
Anons, it has been more than a year. How does one ease the pain of waiting?
>>503509793I keep thinking about how, this time last year, I was wishing for Coffin merch that I could buy for Christmas. Specifically, I wanted a black hoodie with the Steam icon on the breast. I really like low power level clothes like that. Either way, doesn't matter; I can't get one this year either
>>503509793Hard drugs and alcohol. Just kidding, I cope with the most life-destructive vice of all: posting here.
>>503508760If you compare how many views the most popular Coffin videos have on Korean and Japanese Youtube, you'll see that it's just substantially more popular in South Korea. A while ago, a Korean anon explained how the game just aligned well with the type of drama that's popular in the country. The fact that they tend to have better grasp of the English language which makes their media consumption less insular in general compared to Japs also inevitably helps.
>>503510478I was doing it around month 7 after last episode. Even earlier I was doing fanarts but from a lack of content, I have no drive for it. Maybe it is time for alcohol.
>>503511631Don't become an alcoholic for a video game, man. Become an alcoholic from a loveless marriage or PTSD like a real man!
>>503511631For me it was unhealthy eating. I used to order pizza at ~10pm and wait until 3am where I'd have as much as I could alongside 4 fudge covered Oreos as I posted ITT.
>>503509793>How does one ease the pain of waiting?It helps to have varied interests rather than single-mindedly obsessing over any one thing, with the sole exception being your sister which should always be obsessed over and to whom you should be single-mindedly devoted.
>>503513539https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr5isFIY4Lc
>>503505948Kiss hag
>>503513961Ashley and Ramona are some bodacious babes!
>>503514134Ramona looks like a dyke don't compare her to ashley
>>503514280Ramona MAY be a dyke, but she's still hot
Andrew looks like a dyke
>>503514523Dying your hair doesn't fill her empty personality
>>503517039WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
>>503517039I can't explain it, but it reminds me of that one gif of Dipper and Mabel
>>503517141Ashley kisses Andrew's cheek
>>503517141Nothin'. The animation was never finished. GET BLUEBALLED SUCKER
>>503517365I see it too. Went to see if there was one by that guy with this exact pose/scene, but there isn't, so it's even weirder how familiar this seems
>>503514000Smell hag
>>503519372Sex hag
>>503519547Marry hag
>>503520167Raise children with hag
>>503520217Neglect children with hag
>>503520643Escape to a new home with hag
>>503521083Start a new life with hag
>>503521083Get away with your crimes and die peacefully in bed with hag
>>503521594>>503521605The perfect life
>>503521594>>503521605I lived bitch
>>503522207Yup. Nothing can go wron->>503522265Oh.
>>503522379Worth it
>>503523698Kek yeah
3 days has been the average record for these recent threads. Slow is comfy.
Baking
New:>>503529610>>503529610>>503529610
>>503529660Thanks babe
Last for hag
