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still no employment
IFRIT
asuka is everything
Can someone please post Lili butt?
>>506737287looks like a toy sword kek
what have i done
I'LL FACE MYSELFTO CROSS OUT WHAT I'VE BECOME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA52uNzx7Y4
>>506738042the bald guy looks like the phantom
dead generaldead game
>TO MEMPHISWhy did Clive say that?
TO LILI'S BEDROOM, TORGAL
you'd fin Jin sleeping there soundly
THIS ENDS NOW
Ben Starr is an excellent performer wasted on this tripe desu
I need toI need to I need to
>>506739161
>wastednigga they payed him for his voice
What the fuck is up with mailman's chatroom? He himself is constantly talking about gay shit also
>play against some lee >he presses constantly after wr3,4 >keep power crushing into him >works like 8 times in a row >check his stream >he is losing his hairline over me mashing
>>506739518these are the people saying you can't play waifus btw
getting pegged by waifus
IFRIT!MASKUUU!
just for posterity clive's stance slide is -1 on hit and -13 on block don't let clives slide on you for free
Just want you to know I'm an aids ridden fag and I do not approve of scrupman
TMM is 39 btw.
knee is 40
>>506739909>>506740063SIC EM TORGAL
kill yourself
>walking in the forest >see thisWat do?
There's a man who has artistic vision,He's showing up RGG with each decision,He makes it in a flash,And all the assets clash,Do his artistic skills know no boundaries?Sega hired this man,Sega hired this man,He's using Unreal Engine in any way he can,Change the VF models for the first step,And put them in a town filled with stock assets,Then adjust the lighting gain,And though it runs at 40 frames,This man's still a master of the medium,Sega hired this man,Sega hired this man,He's using Unreal Engine in any way he can,Make a model's textures look realistic,With no regard for artstyle or the aesthetic,Oh, crank the bloom and then,It'll really look next gen,This man truly is a fucking genius,Sega hired this man,Sega hired this man,He's using Unreal Engine in any way he can,
>>506740182GARUDA
>>506740182Can't tell who this bitch is
>>506740279it's Azu
why does the game try to match me with the same retarded wifi nigga 10 times in a row and will keep saying "connection quality did not meet the selected conditions"
>>506740321Ewww I have no idea what Peruvians put in there but it can't be good
>>506739628asuka looks nothing like this, she looks like a goofy ugly ass retard
>>506740251fucking kek
https://youtu.be/8GYEkXfPJRs?t=71
IFRIT FRICK EM
>>506740731As always, he's right, but for the wrong reasons
TORGALFETCH THE SATURN STICK BOY
>>506740731fuck off retard
>>506740771Clive from tekken
nigga sit here hears zantetsuken thinks for a bit and starts joking about cocks
I got ki-charged by Clive....
This is your final fantasy, tifakeksIFRIT
Clive actually seems retarded, and seems really fun. I want to play him but I don't want to play another character when I'm trying to get comfortable with my main again... ahhh.
>he doesn't use magic mirror
>>506740974I need to see what kind of faggot I'm facing with since I don't rematch ki faggots
Clive has legit mindbroken me. I haven't played the game since he was announced. I am watching mailman play him now and it makes me want to cry. Looking at this nonsense on screen. The tekken I grew up with is truly gone
>>506741081LTG...
hitbox akuma main btw
and it's not going to get any better because harada and murray have constructed this little fgc money laundering streamer influencer tourist echochamber for themselves where no matter what happens everything they do is right. and even when they do something egregiously greedy or wrong, they are only criticised for it for about a week or two before people completely forget about it and actually move onto buying into their greed schemes. it just makes me so sad.
>>506741081Geese Akuma Noctis Lucky Chloe and plenty more have already raped and buried tekken, we're just fucking its corpse like Ted Bundy at this point
>>506741081noctis main btw
at least tekken 7 was actually good when those characters werent on screen
>>506741204Chloe was honest as fuck tho?
17ers really be like >n-not my tekken!
>LTG is 40 alreadyWhat the fuck?
>The tekken I grew up with is truly goneAnd that's a good thing
>Mainman got cooked by a raijin Lidia Surely he knows the matchup...
>>506741561he doesnt
>>506741548>NOOOOOOOO WHERE THE BACKDASH INTO JABB WITH FENG ON INFINITE
Clive is a lot of fun to play but they need to destroy F1+2 immediately. It sucks the soul out of the character. Why did they make a character with many moves that basically all cover each other, and then they gave him f1+2 and ss2,1. i thought we were past the p2w dlcs ffs.
>>506741548>resetcould've been a nice video but that ruins it
>you can't do anything against Lidia Does Mainman not know how to defeat her stances...
how to defeat Lidia 101 = just stand block until heat is overall Lidias are too pussy to ever go for the high
>>506741828he's not wrong about lidio and eddy
kazuya casino goodeddy casino bad
>>506741081clive has convinced me that 99% of online players wouldn't even know what tekken is if it came up and bit them on the end of their fuckin dicks literally clueless people. like 40% of it is Clive being annoying and braindead himself but when you block clive's severence MULTIPLE TIMES in a match don't you think you'd try to punish it? even with a jab string? Also what were they legit thinking with his effects feel like they're going to give me an aneurism.
Is Jun the only character who can parry throws?
*spreads clive*
>>506742104I doubt they know it's even punishible
>>506741828https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn8IUI-M2_gdeserved
>>506742165Any high or low crush move essentially does it.
>>506740979Are monsters scared of lili? Cuz Lili ain’t looking that way
do u guys htink ur smart when u mention random unknown moves by name instead of input
Lili is scared of Clive's one eyed monster
>>506741915Congratulations you lost 60% of your health to chip damage while Lidia spasms + on block mid launchers>captcha: NAKATS
I got a little one eyed monster and now the time for cope is long gone
>>506742552>chip damage*heat engages on you after you've ran out of juice and heals back to full*what now white woman
I main Leo and I jacked off 3 times this morning and I'm still horny
>>506742667your age?
>>506742219another problem with idiotic stuff like early access dlc, basically a free pass to shit on clueless players with a potentially broken character before they can lab or even use the same character. So lame.
>>506737287I can't believe how many times I apologized to all the other guest characters I disliked just because of Clive.
>>506742723at least now you can go to the replays and control your own character so that's something
>>506742723replay takeoveryou have no excuse
Day 14 of my belly button leaking sludge
>[slop feature]>you have no excuse
Day 14 of my neovagina leaking semenBryan main btw
my game is crashing everytime I match against clive guys I'm totally not plugging and am actually the victim if murray asks
>>506739518Chat reflects streamer
>>506740731I like how the trolls make more than he does.https://youtu.be/Bqo_mJ3fVMk
>>506742949>can pause at any frame and do anything you want in that moment>slop feature
>>506741081Sucks to be you i'm having fun
>>506743081How do you avoid the new anti plug punishment, or is this quick match?
>>506743253if you plug on loading screen it takes points away from your opponent
>>506743363ok that's epic
>>50674284599.99% of people complaining about matchups and knowledge checks never use the features meant for learning
>>506739518
I'm not doing homework to learn about a kusoge
Anna was not where she planned to be tonight.When she awoke, still being carried over a shoulder that she could only assume was Marduk's, she was frightened, but moreso frustrated, to find that she couldn't even see, or make much noise, as the bastard must have put a blindfold and ball gag on her shortly after her defeat."No point fighting back now," she sighed internally, feeling rather resigned; the reality of this situation was that she didn't have a way to stop him right this moment. But Anna was a strong woman. Independent, fierce, a femme fatale. She was still prepared to take advantage of any opportunity. After all, her hands and feet weren't tied, maybe she could make a stand-Just as she was thinking that, she heard a slightly muffled whisper of, "Stay calm." It was definitely Marduk, as she could feel his beefy chest rumble subtly as he spoke, his voice not as raspy and crude as usual, but still recognizable as his.What the f*** is stay calm? Heeding his words, however, she stayed quiet to cut her losses. As she pondered her next move, and whether to actually make a move since this is when he'd be most on guard, after he knew she was awake, Marduk stopped walking. He gently coaxed her off of his shoulder and placing her... in a seat? It was undeniably leather, as she could feel the distinct smoothness of it under her thighs through her leggings. Her captor moved to unfasten her gag and untie her blindfold. Normally, yes, this would her be last chance to mount an offense, but- Is this some kind of...The first thing Anna saw as that dreaded cloth was removed from her eyes was darkness, but a less harsh version, as there was a ceiling, as well as lights hanging from said ceiling, and small, faintly glowing lamps in the room, all distributed rather evenly. Already she didn't know what to think, because this obviously wasn't where Marduk lived, but where else would he take her?
>>506743746I love how the fandom decided to meme Marduk as a bad guy just because of one scene when in reality he's just a nice guy that does martial arts.
In a hushed voice, this was the very question she posed to him the moment the gag was removed. He ignored her and instead handed her a napkin. No chloroform, she determined, then used it to wipe her face.Marduk sat in front of her facing her, and she heard a click -- he flipped a light switch -- as a miniature lamp no different from the others lit up next to her. This was a booth, alright.The second thing Anna saw was the gargantuan man's expression. It was uncharacteristically somber. This infuriated Anna Williams almost as much as the thought of her sister, yet if you asked her today, she couldn't tell you why that was."Surely you realize this is ridiculous?" No answer. "Craig?" Anna's voice was raised, her tone shrill like a schoolteacher's, moreso than she intended, but she couldn't fathom what this brute must have been thinking. So he flirted with her, beat her up, restrained her, then took her to this restaurant-like establishment where they were no doubt accepting of this kind of thing, and what now? Yes, maybe this was better than what she expected to happen, but this was ridiculous. The very least the imbecile could do was appear smug and triumphant like usual... "Ridiculous," she muttered again aloud."It is. It's very ridiculous. Absurd," uttered Marduk. He sounded somber too. "Spare me," he snapped as he saw her open her mouth again, no doubt to tell him off. "There's nothing you can say to me that I haven't already thought to myself, believe me."Fair enough, scoffed Anna in her head. Right, no point getting worked up; she leaned back, her arms crossed as she began to think again, staring intently at Marduk's semi-lit figure, who stared intently at his own hands, the marble table between them, the clean, sparkling silverware, anything but Anna.After about a minute, he spoke softly, "I was drunk. Hear me out, for f***'s sake." He interjected. Anna huffed.
>>506739518Sounds like the average tekgen conversation
tgirls aren't gay
>>506743802He murdered Armor king I in a bar because he was drunk over getting banned from Vale Tudo fights because he ignored the rules
>>506743802He killed a man, he's a drunk, he lives in vanity and excess, he is smug, and he is Australian.
He wasn't right, but he definitely was going to continue speaking. Might as well listen? She had nothing better to do."I was drunk," the wrestler repeated and proceeded to continue, "And you're beautiful. You know it, I know it, your sister knows it, everyone knows it." Marduk paused, probably choosing his next words. "I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum. And I'm pretty much a failure. Typical loser's sob story, right?" He paused again. "Right. I'm hammered, and all of a sudden, just as my vision is becoming a little bit clearer, I see you. Deep down, I wanted to tell you that you're beautiful even though you already know that. Even though you're out of my league, wouldn't you agree?"Anna hesitated. She never was one to care much about other people's feelings, but when she thought about it, that's because no one ever shared them with her. In fact, she'd never had a real emotional attachment to anyone but her parents, and by extension, Nina. Suffice it to say, she wasn't experienced with this kind of thing. Usually, people's comments stopped at compliments on her appearance. In fact, she's heard very little else for many years.Anna's silence brought a scowl to Marduk's face, an intense one that made her feel... something. Something she hasn't felt in a long time.Just as she was about to open her mouth to speak, a waitress approached from her right, his left. While she introduced herself, Anna took the time to consider her words. But she just didn't know how she felt about this whole thing. Then she noticed both the waitress and Marduk staring at her. Before she could answer, he said for her, "A raspberry lemonade for her, please, no lemon." The waitress nodded and did her typical waitress thing.No lemon? She squinted at him. "Craig, are you-?"He simply shook his head, dismissing the question quickly, then continued, as if nothing had stopped him to begin with.
duk got em malding
"Deep down, I wanted to tell you how I didn't think it was fair for you to have to be alone all the time." Very short pause. "I earned my time alone, regardless of what I tell myself. I've always been the one to jump from high places and then wonder why my leg hurts afterwards. Never thought, just action. I should be alone, and you deserve someone better than me, but... I wanted to show you how it feels to be respected. I respect you-""Craig, are you serious?""And I'm sure you're not familiar with this kind of thing. Talking, eating out with another person. You should be. I want there to be someone else in your life, Anna.""I just wanted you to see what this is like. And being as pathetic as I am, I had to knock you out to get you here. I'm sorry." He faltered a bit at the end there, obviously not happy with himself regardless of whether his intentions were good or not. They probably weren't, but... It makes sense. And he could have taken her anywhere. Hell, he could've killed her. But..."No, you're kidding me," Anna growled incredulously. "Who are you to decide what I should and shouldn't have in my life? And you wanted me to 'see what this is like'? Bulls***.""Sweetheart, are you really that dense?" asked Marduk, sighing, still using the same, melancholy tone of voice. She was appalled at being called dense, of course, but still intrigued. She never thought there could be a side like this to someone like Marduk, who just seemed so... unruly. Unsavory. Undesirable. She unfolded her arms and listened to his words. "No one wants to see a beautiful woman alone on a beautiful day. In a way, it's the most hideous spectacle one could ever hope to imagine. Do you know what people say when they see that? 'That's a shame.'""Is it a shame?" asked Anna, seeing his point, but surely, he was exaggerating?
ramblings of an incel
"I've never once felt that I needed another person in my life.""Okay." He said simply, as if he didn't believe me. Hell, he was perceptive, because I'm not sure if I even believed it myself. But I've always been independent, and I'm not sure how to just readily let go of that. "In any case, if you enjoy dinner tonight... Could you do me a huge favor? The next time someone tells you that you're beautiful, radiant, nigh perfect, or a heavenly being, if they seem like an alright person... Start a conversation with them. That's it. And in return, and as retribution for my misbehavior, in addition to dinner, anything you want me to give you or do for you, I'll handle it. Any wish, granted."What the hell. Somehow it didn't seem right that she was forgiving him so easily, but she didn't need to pursue some kind of vendetta, right? She already had one to focus on. Anna had nothing to lose except a little bit of time, which didn't matter much anyway, and it'd put Marduk at ease.Anna Williams didn't exactly know how to "be herself," because she didn't know who she was beyond her name, beyond whatever she was letting consume her life and all of her attention. But she was relaxed, for once. She enjoyed Craig Marduk's company, even though he really did like to talk about himself, she surprisingly enough did like to hear about his life, from him. She did like having idle conversation. She did like hearing his voice slowly return to normal as he told the bleak tale of his self-inflicted decline and stagnation, and was amazed that he could speak about his mess of a life so casually. She did enjoy the raspberry lemonade without the lemon wedge. She did enjoy dinner. And before he took her home that night, Anna's wish was to have dinner again sometime, but without being knocked out and taken by force, to which Craig happily agreed.And Craig was the next person to tell Anna she was a beautiful, radiant, perfect angel.
>>506743921>He killed a man, he's a drunk, he lives in vanity and excess, he is smugNobody's perfect.>and he is Australian.Off with his head.
why can the games have this kind of character writing?
>lydia steam peak 13k>heihachi steam peak 14k>clive steam peak 11.6kuhh....
>>506744796No way Kyle flopped harder than Rydia
>>506744796early access greed killed their peak numbers, good for you bamco
what is season 2 patch that saves the game?
'na
So do I plug clive on sight?
Clivebros, maybe we should just stick to Hwoarang (and copy Edge)
My wife forced me to cum as Clive came inside her...
>>506745503NOT LIKE THIS!!!!
>>506745419Learn the matchup
>>506745581lamo
>>506740251Might aswell slop it up for funsieshttps://files.catbox.moe/h1tpjb.mp4
games dead I buried it
>>506746138jej
games shit I flushed it
games toast I burned it
I'M NOT GAY!
I'm not straight
posts shit I farted
That’s good I won’t need to kill you during the second coming of our lord
I... I WANT TO LIVE
*dies*
>>506746984Where's Lili?
games fire I extinguished it
saleel al sawarimnasheed ul abar
retard
just ate a bucket of lilis shit
>>506744796And most of these players are new friends who are going to quit in a week anyway, unlike the previous releases who had all the loyal Tekken players+the ones coming around just to check the release.Clive killed Tekken.
tekken 8 is only 30 bucks a pop nowgo buy it
hmmmmmmm no
the only fun part about playing against heihachi is blocking and reporting them afterwards
>>506747382Sometimes i wonder if the people who type this reatrd shit actually believe it or if its all 32 Dimensions of mirror universe galaxy chess
lmao nigga be crying about a char with no lows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zklE3_1kG0I
>dress Clive up as Vergil>do Judgement Cut on opponentLife is good.
Clive saved tekken and he saved your life and your wife (he had sex with her too), everyone is clappin unironically and its a great success
Did they jack up the price for costumes on the store or is it just for the final fantasy crap?
I clapped when Clive had sex with my wife
VFtrannies will shit themselves once we are out of early access
tgirls saved my life, clive didn't do anything.
in 2030?
I have decided to emulate BloodborneI am done with Tekken 8 for nowThank you for reading my blogpost
see you tomorrow
assets from my last software
>>506745419after the new patch plugging on load screen gives point reduction to both players so do that
>Kazuya mongoloid with 4 frame rollback attempts to rematch meWhat do you think goes through the minds of his playerbase? And they're always on PC so they get easy inputs. Man, fuck the PS5 and for literally not letting me compete at the highest level against the low IQ mongoloids of this game who are all on PC and get carried by easier controls. Is there even ONE player at high levels using the PS5 controller? This shit is abominable.
>>506748204Basically every PC peripheral for inputs works on PS5 anon
One guyI don't know whyIt doesn't even matter how hard they whineKeep that in mind that they brought in CliveTo make Tifafags cry
>>506747668I hate Vergil. He is a fucking shit.
>>506748384Nope. You can't use keyborad, dumb nigger.
>>506748560You would love him if he ever got into Tekken.
*hop in*
>>506748607Literally nobody plays on keyboard
>>506748661Kill yourself, dumb nigger.
a fighting game maintaining 9k~10k every day 10 months after release is fucking crazy, don't let Industry Plant 6 take away from how much growth we achieved
>>506747874Is it true that in the new VF all jabs are forward jabs? I heard about this in a fighting game podcast. You inch forward automatically
Tekken 8 lost to the better game
dix won? since when?
>>506748906average ltg
>>506748860Are KingJae and Lil Majin the most boring black guys ever? Usually black dudes are funny as fuck, but these guys have zero charisma. Compare them to KBrad or LTG or Mike Ross.
I'm talking with chatgpt about the differences in breasts and nipples of Lili and TifaJust wanted to let you guys know.
I'm certain that Clive isn't above B tier now.
>>506748982when neverheard player coinflipped into winning the 1 milly tournament
>>506746220She's MY bitch, not anyone else's.t. Nomura
Honestly new chinese Tifa never felt like the real Tifa. Tifa was meant to be a big titty anime girl.
If they really wanted character with a sword Vergil would have been better
>>506749165his game is too old so he doesn't fit the player exchange goal they envisioned
>>506748991Majin is a likeable nice guy that's impossible to hate, that is a form of charisma. Bruv is just insufferable and too retarded to figure out why he's failing.
Vergil would not be bring with himself a lava stage you retards
Would Vergil fuck my wife?
>>506748991Nobody can even pretend to be excited or have fun playing casino 8I don't even feel good when I win or promote
>>506749150>Tifa was meant to be a knockoff of an actual 1993 Hgame character.fyi >>506291382
Tifa will be announced as S2DLC4 and then EOS
>>506748906I love how TMM has arcs where he actually tries labbing and being conscious of his "toxic" behavior, then a week later he gets mindbroken by a xiaoyu and reverts
>>506748204average tekken snoy monkey
>>506746138Can it sing along to Secret Agent Man? That's what the copypasta was going for.
>>506749673Tifa was meant to be a white girl.
tifat fatrans femaletgirls
>streamer calls me a masher>watch the replay>he is mashing more than mehmm
>>506750116I know but it doesn't work quite like or at at least I don't know how to wrangle it into doing it so I just went with the best sounding one I got out of like 10 attempts
>>506748994What does Chat got say
>>506750689Eh, I'll take it. It got a chuckle out of me.
SF6 > T8/tekgen/ >>>>>>>>>> /fgg/ >>>> /sfg/
>>506750607if you mashed less his mashing would've worked better so your faultyou played wrong
I love teaching a bryan main how to be a sissy
I want to mash around the shit in a man's ass
>>506750152Does Nomura's eroge whorefu Aoyama Misao (since 1993) look white?
>>506751784get it together
And I thought the bikini/panservice schizo was bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETo4J5UhRD0well well well
>>506752105very nice
>>506751423idk dude i was born in the mashing and molded by it others only adopted it in casino 8
why is miirio hardstuck tekken king with kazuya when he's god of destruction with lee
>>506737586what is this from?
>Nina abuser
>>506752690that nigga also one and dones everyone
>Clive is letting me watch him fuck my wife tonight
>>506752731yeah i dont rematch people i didnt have fun against which is most peoplei think i just dont like this game
>>506752607open store page on steam
>>506752914at least you're honestand you have thousands of matches, stop the cap, you're not going anywhere
FUCKING FRAUDULENT ASS 3.0 RANGE SAFE CHECK UNSTEPPABLE HEADASSKILL YOURSELF NAKATSUKILL YOURSELF YOSHIT P
can't wait for the blasted salami clive video six months from now
>>506754015>this game fucking sucks and i hate it>queues again>demotion match>queues again
>>506752734>t.
kekken 7 didn't kill this franchise and brought it back with 12+ million copies sold, despite being despised as a game for most of its lifetekken is never dying and the eos shitposting is cope
it was her tun...
>>506754273anon...it was clearly dragunov in his post
this layout is just too comfortable
>>506754608What's the difference with mechanical keyboard?
>>506754832i don't remember seeing mechanical keyboard with 16 keys
>>506754360>T7 sells 12M in 7 years>T3 sells 8.5M in 2 yearswow T7 really was the pinnacle of the franchise what an amazing game!!!
The funniest retcon? Ogre jobbing to Jun instead of her jobbing to him.
The only consistent thing about Tekken's story is that it's shit
>>506755289T3 was also bootlegged like fuck
I don't rematch Tekken 7 and 8
I'm sorry Negan. I'm sorry every MK guest I shit talked.
If there’s one thing going for Clive, it’s his voicelines They’re already Negan tier earworms
Current power level should be:1) Heihachi2) Jun3) Reina4) LarsPaul in his own tier.
who's Jun?
NOT COOL
Drake the type a nigga to get a lightbulb above his head when he thinks of an idea
>>506754203https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIO1g97S2x8
my dick belongs to akira
>>506756412>I CAN'T QUIT!Yes you can nigga just walk away just go outside
Story power levels would be more compelling if every fighter could win against any other but maybe make it like rock paper scissorsCleansers;>Jun>Claudio and the like are effective against diablo gene users but not very effective against those who aren't Diablo gene users;Effective against martial artists but not very effective against cleansersMartial artists;Not very effective against diablo gene users but effective against cleansers
nigga shut the fuck up
>>506754832less customization but far easier to plug into an offline tournament console
>>506756541didn’t think gooning to femkazuya was on the menu today but here we are and here I go
....................................................................................................pissin your pants yet?
TORGAL IS THIRSTYHE IS A VAMPIRE DOG
Sony Group Corporation is now in full control of Fromsoftware
good, hopefully both go extinct
>Sony wins yet againHoly shit that's so BASED
without sony, where would tekken be today?
I'm here to fuck your wife, any objections?
>>506755289>T7 sells 12M in 7 years6 years.
I'm here to fuck my hand, any objections?
is there a tekken streamer whose rage freakouts rivals aris in the tag 2 days?
>>506757306nigga they had to sell copies for every single arcade(which is a pc) since 2015 and I can assure you they used these numbers to inflate their sales number even though they are bulk-deals.8 years of sales in total and they could only hit 12 mil by faking data, absolutely awful.
im getting deijabu
Sorry to keep you cumming
>>506757428kingbeeno
https://www.twitch.tv/jfk_tk/clip/BoldBlazingBeaverDeIlluminati-iVaYfpBVxx_DYw0IClivefraudies?? what is thisss soulcalibur ass shit LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>506757612he's the new """kunimitsu"""" only retards can't see this yet
>>506757448No, you fucking retard. When they game came out they announced sales after several months and then a year. And continually upped that number. It is specifically COPIES sold.You're coping fucking retard.In fact Tk8 had no arcade release and is selling faster(tk7 sold 2 million copies in 3 months, tk8 sold 2 million copies in several weeks).Which means at this pace Tekken 8 is going to sell more than 12 million copies in 6 years.
kazuya looks like a manlet next to clive
>>506757612wooooah a fucking 80 damage combo that only works with heat string and you can drop at any moment and probably doesn't work on females
>>506757821>When theyLearn to type>they announced sales after several months and then a yearPost them or never happened>You're coping fucking retard.Just giving a quick look at steamdb proves that the game was not nearly as popular as they want you to believe>In fact Tk8 had no arcade release and is selling fasterNo one mentioned t8, try to limit your imaginary conversations to your head. We are talking about T7 here and inflated fake numbers.
Kunimitsu? Linear and low damage
>reaching the wall on coliseum from starting point>clive frauds: uhhh actually he plays best from range 5LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>506755418For me it's everything related to Heihachi>Tekken 's Japanese plot says he wasn't aware of Devil>His own profile says he noticed Jin having the same "dangerous power" as Kazuya>Wants the devil gene in 4>Tag 2 Leo's ending says he was doing experiments to create a synthetic devil gene, bringing into question why he didn't get Jin's blood before>In Tekken 7 he suddenly hates the Devil gene and Steve's episode quietly recons the Tag 2 info as just an attempt at creating generic super soldiers>Tekken 7 also decides to say Heihachi didn't do nuthin'Tekken 8 continues that by having Raven and Victor talk about him like he's a noble man>Then he returns in Tekken 8's DLC and now he's treated like an utter bastard>Plus the impossible way he was rescuedIt's so stupid and hilarious
>>506758195 (me)>Tekken 's Japanese plot says he wasn't aware of DevilMeant to say Tekken 3's Japanese plot
>>506758036>Learn to typeYou having difficulties understanding within the context that it's "the"? I mean, not surprising given you're a retard.>Post them or never happenedHere, retardhttps://x.com/Harada_TEKKEN/status/10536443926348062723 million just under a year, specifically mentioned by Harada. Doesn't fit your narrative that it's been selling since 2015 now does it.>Just giving a quick look at steamdb proves that the gameThe only thing it proves is that you're a fucking retard. Just like i initially said.>No one mentioned t8, try to limit your imaginary conversations to your headI did. The point being if arcade sales are taken into consideration for tk7 and tk8 is being considerably faster, than tk8 is even doing better than everyone thought eh?
10 million Akuma players
>>506758543Retard. It's 6 million Akuma players, and 4 million Geese players
>>506758543Akuma was an incredibly unpopular character.The most popular character from guests was Noctis
>>506757725>the new ""kunimitsu""I prefer my Waifu than this button mashing retard.
>>506758498>You having difficulties understandingPointing out an error literally means acknowledging and understanding it, retard.>Since original launchLiterally arcade copies>Steamdb doesn't prove anythingThe data is literally there even if you ignore it>I didYes I know you did it and therefore I asked to keep your fantasies to yourself. T8 sales are meaningless in this context.Stop being naive and think that Harada of all people wouldn't go and pick even beta copies to inflate his number. Only a literal retard would take that number at face value.
>>506758871She should be in the main roster. Lee is the only mechanically defficult character in the game right now.
>>506758880>Pointing out an error literally means acknowledging and understanding it, retard.It also means it bothered you enough to type it, must have taken you a while to click in. Retard.>Since original launch"Launch one year ago" tweeted in 2018. Retard.>The data is literally there even if you ignore itProjection much? Clown.You're so fucking stupid. I'm just going to ignore you. No point in talking with likes of you.
time to lab leo again
>>506759493Isn't she one of the easiest characters to read?
>>506759217>You're pointing out a mistake, you're the retardlmao sure buddy (retard)>Launch one year agoActually the Since original launch refers to the entire serie (yes this includes Tekken 1 which wasn't on console originally, proving that they count arcades too) retard.>Projection much? Clown.Said the clown projecting his clown fantasy on me.>I'm just going to ignore you.You won't, cause if you do it means I won the argument. Retard.
leo - reactable
rape - reactable
is TMM GoD ? i thought he was ass tekgen
>>506740251how does a budget project from an indie studio have better animations than a multimillion dollar game published by bandai?
>>506759097what the hell was mechanically difficult about kunimitsu
is TMM poor? i thought he was rich cause of 334k subscribers
what the fuck why is everyone on red like optimzied combos optimized everything this is fucking red ranks what the fuck
>>506760017Playing with 1 hand XD
>>506760030you need more?
https://x.com/yagami2428/status/1869600580244849059clive is very fun that was some good ass tekken make some noise
>>506759626>You're pointing out a mistakeYou mean a simple one letter typo? Yeah if that created difficulties for you it does mean you're a retard.>Actually the Since original launch refers to the entire serieIf you were talking about original launch of the series written on the pic instead of Harada's words which literally say the game reached 3 million just under a year after its release, then you're even stupider than i thought.And btw:>serieLearn to type. Retard.>You won't, cause if you do it means I won the argument.No, it doesn't mean that. You're just stupid as fuck.Goodbye.
virginity - unbreakable
>>506760030you don't know if it's just one gpu or scrupman uses two pc for streaming
>check mailman stream>complaining about gimmicks and not knowing matchup of a legacy character while playing an early access DLChe is ragebaiting on purpose right? nobody is this retarded in real life
>>506760124how am I supposed to do AI sloppa without 24gb VRAM
>>506760378you need 100 000 hours to learn the xiaoyu matchup
>>506759545i dont know what they do no one plays it
every DLC so far is dogshit eddy is the only good pick but his change suck ass
>>506760212>Yeah if that created difficultiesYou're the only one having a hard time getting over it. Retard.>If you were talking about Consession accepted, you proved you couldn't understand what we were talking about. Retard.>SerieHonest mistake, I will do my best to correct it. (Happens due to my first language having similar words)>No, it doesn't mean that.It does, normally, but since you have already conceded, it doesn't matter anymore.
>>506760684heihachi and eddie are pretty goodclive and lidia are garbageso net zero I guess
Lili combos are way too confusing i need guidance.
just plugged like 5 clives feel good I didnt buy tekken to not play tekken
>>506760803Try Lee combos
You plugged Clive in gameHe's coming to your house to plug your mom in front of you
>>506760803What do you mean by guidance? Just watch some Youtube videos if you don't understand how to do them.
>>506760803you need guidance but not for lili combos you need to take care of your fucking mental health
I swear to God they fucked up even more the already fucked up Azucena combos with this new patch.
nigga we all moved on to clivetalk about clive
i see clive i plug
Clive sees your mom/sister/girlfriend he anal plugs
Clive is strong and boring what's there to talk about?
>>506760704Wish him goodbye back you ill-mannered fag
how the fuck do i handle people as clive in range 0? i literally got wrecked by jack 8 by jab spam and im going to fucking lose it.
New Challenger:Isotope Dupreé1, 1+4: vanishes backwards and takes your back, ends at -7df1 (i11 mid) is -4, with 1+4 extension vanishes backwards and takes your back, ends at -7d3 (i12 KND high crushing low): does 15 damage, takes 30 self inflicted damage, good okiPauli Exclusion Principle (PEP) stance: parries every move for a 70 damage combo but loses 10 moves from his movelist if it lands
sexwith eliza
duck, nigga
he keeps mixing in d1 and df1.
>>506761410Huh. I had a feeling that Jin combos got changed somehow.Normally a hellsweep into floor blast allows this combo:>b3 > ZEN1 > bf2,3 > ZENu1 T! > b3 > ZEN1,3But after the Clive update the last ZEN1,3 always drop for me
I would let myself be burned a thousand times by Ifrit if it meant Clive would fuck my wife
Final thoughts on CLive?
>>506762298plug on loading scene tierready for the next tournament to be clive vs clive
>>506762298yayayyayayaya lol
isotope dupree
Please make her stop spinning
>>506762298his neutral is too fucking retarded
>>506762298FASTER
>>506762298he's definitely broken
will murray get any ideas after seeing this? we know how much he likes kinos
>>506762298TO BUSINESS
I use this power to seek atonement!
>>506762298I haven't played him but let me just use the downplaying guide that works with every single characterhe's linear bad lows bad small tekken just pressure and step [right/left] don't press when he's plus
so he has a sword, a magical wolf dog, can control ice, has magical wings, and he has a demon inside like Naruto, and a fucking Bankaiand I was thinking Victor has too many weapons
Ifrit, give me strength...THIS ENDS NOW!
>>506761896my bad :(
>so he has a sword, a magical wolf dog, can control ice, has magical wings, and he has a demon inside like Naruto, and a fucking Bankai and I was thinking Victor has too many weaponsJabanese Kino~
He also has your slut wifeBut not Lili, Lili only belongs to Jin
I am the master of a thousand Waifus. Like a samurai able to wield 100 Katanas.
VF is the only thing moving the world right now
>>506762298I dont have any final thoughts I havent played the game since he got announced
THE ONLY FANTASY HERE IS YOURSDEVIL!
>>506762298at least his sword is smaller than it was supposed to
Akira's hat is a one piece reference
LowTierGod Has A New Nightmare As He Gets Chased Down By The Clive Army Tekken 8
>>506764313shitli belongs to trash
based
https://tekkenmods.com/mod/5147/liberation-sourcian-m-music-remixwell well well
>>506765491You belong to trash fag
>>506765668did u get matched against the empathy schizo or just postign ur own shit
>>506765737dilate tranny
chipotle
cute
>>506765857>>506765887HOLY PLAP
Italo Kazama
>>506765957Cute and Canon
>deletedyea that works as an answer
>>506764013but his combos are sick
>>506766126>CanonJin started WW3
>>506765857No tits
>>506766204And? he lived with her in Mishima state both trained under gayhachi tutorship
>>506765491Lili is cool you’re just gay
i play Clive
>>506766270shut it she has a good ass I already checked it
>>506766452Guys have asses too. Tits are more important
For me not and stop weirdo idgaf about tits
>>506766420So true
>>506766403chud if i were gay/tranny i would play and spam shitli
if they keep design fun guests like this, T8 is gonna sell so many copies
>>506765857sex with tekken cosplayers
>>506766820>chudOmg a leftist... Sorry i spoke to you. Go jerk off to Abby
>>506765857SEXO
>>506765857This fucking picture is why I started trying to learn ling. Fuck you coomers for tempting me to try characters that require execution
it's time to make a lobby, chudsen
>>506767026SO TRUE!
Now that we got Clive it's safe to assume the other guests are just going to be from the same franchise T7 collabed with.JP from street fighter season 2 guest, season 3 we get Cristiano Ronaldo from fatal furry and season 4 it's a character from whatever western TV show is popular that year.
>>506767060leftist my ass retard get a life loser down syndrome autistic child endogamy product
I lost to a Clive new player 380k mastery points TEkken God Lili with 74 defense lolthe guy would just run away mash launchers or catch my sidestep with random fulslcreen movesthis game is a joke
>>506767238Josie was the first tekken character i really learned. I miss her and those big, fat, juicy, CH combos so much
>>506767271Well saying chud unironically is primarily done by leftists.If you’re some other kind if corrupted creature it doesn’t really matter much to me. Same shit different flavor. One way or another, not worth engaging with in any way.
Torgal cucks what the FUCK is this?
Lost 4 timers in a row to a faggot new player mashing launchers with Clive
>>506767681What the FUCK is that? A new superman movie?
>>506767853https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhUht6vAsMY
>>506767894Looks terrible besides the doggo. James Gunn is pedophile who hasn't made a single good movie
I dont see how you can be a new player and beat me 4 times straight without me winning a round. So sad man.
>>506767894>>506768363It's over Supbros
YOU'RE CARRIED YOU'RE CARRIED YOU'RE CARRIED YOU'RE CARRIED YOU'RE CARRIED YOU'RE CARRIED YOU'RE CARRIED YOU'RE CARRIED YOU'RE CARRIED YOU'RE CARRIED YOU'RE CARRIED YOU'RE CARRIED
no i'm not
I'm literally a new player ranks with Lili. LikeBuy the game yesterday get to Kishin after learning the controls type joint.It's crazyAfter 5000 hours playedA new playerHello sirsI am the 5000 hours new player How are you doing sirs?
damare
This game is a joke
DODGE THIS
then why am I not laughing
>>506769221bruv
>>506769221cant see SHIT
>>506769054this but pluggingthere should be no penalty for plugging, you shouldn't be forced to play if you aren't having fununfortunately the tryhard sweatlords pressured the dev team to add "disconnect percentage" and other pointless features which just makes the game worse
>>506769221VF6 is gonna kill this piece of shit so hard, I'm kekking already
vf6 killed himself being irrelevant
>>506769402bro it's literally 2 minutes of set, fun or not, you should stick to it faggot.>i don't want to drive cause i may have to stop at red lights and it's not funretard, get the penalty if it's so unberable that u can't alt tab for 2 mins
lost 6 times in a row to this new player faggot niggerbecause whoever decided this stupid fuckikng faggot ass game made the game about empathyeat a fucking dicfkworthloessnew plaeyr game
>>506769716you too were a new player to this game, however you decided to remain a loser
>>506769716you should ask GM for coaching sesh maybe it'll help you with the 5000 hours
>>506769571no leaving should be whenever, you already don't have to finish a set so no reason to finish a match eitherthey should also let you see who you are about to be matched with, their character, prowess, other characters and steam account so you know if you even want to accept or notthis would also reduce the number of leaving overall so a good change
>>506767171nothing wrong with that, you're out eye candy now
>>506770225i'm not a new player and i would love to have these things done to me ~kazuya main btw
shut the fuck up retard
>>506770365you wouldn't like it
Can't find games today
>>506770197they can't limit the matchmaking otherwise no one is going to find matches anymore, this is the same reason as to why there is not "create lobby" on the win/lose screen.to solve the leaving issue they could add a forfeit button, let people forfeit and take a loss and give a win.forcefully leaving or crashing should be punished cause it's your responsability to ensure 2 (two) minutes of fun
>>506770453Your face literally exists to censor tits
Is tekken dead for good?
>>506770989yeah this is the VF6 waiting room
Remember when these clowns tried to make a VF general lmao?
>>506770989i mean all the 1000 hours new players are thriving beating me 6-0 through empathy so it seems pretty alive to me
>>506770973I wonder if the artist knows of this
>add a forfeit button>let you see who you are about to be matched withboth would be good additions.i dont mind playing against any character or the memedc% they have, i only mind if they're cheating or otherwise doing shit to gain an unfair advantage or ruin the other player's ability to play
Why do you keep saying empathy?
the intangible tekken skill booster probably just genetics is better
i watched me being juggled by bryan every round after one ch just because i decided to try playing defensively, i fucking hate this character
If it wasn't for TMM, tekgen would be dead
>>506771737fucking coward pussyyou should stop thinking and enjoy getting juggled for 3 minutes straightand REMATCH or else u a pussy coward skill issue!
>>506770893You should play Marduk
https://youtu.be/gzxnLgC9U1M?si=fJNkwPDSm20z1NhY&t=402What was it like to be a Tekken player during this?
>>506770671>it's your responsability to ensure 2 (two) minutes of funif the opponent's character isn't giving me fun then their end of that bargain is null and I'm allowed to leavethat way nobody has fun and it's a fair exchange
>>506771396shut the fuck up loser
>>506770453>>506771336>>506770973>>506771396retards seeking for (You)s
>>506772121That's not very empathetic
>>506741081kek is not that deep
>>506772293shut the fuck up
I thought Clive was well designed on release day 1 but now they've optimized it it seems questionable
>>506772475
>>506772557
>>506772583other than the VFX vomit and f1+2 he's pretty alright honestly
>pedophile+retardation=anime
>>506772756how about KND->WR2->KND->WR2->KND->WR2?you can't sidestep
Tekken is the lowest form of Tekken
Quit Tekken? I don't know. I mean I'm Raijin rank, how could I not quit Tekken?
hey guys
warm finger in inexperienced assholes of tekken players. does that feel good?
>sleepy>cant find game in quick match>find one>lose set>aight>switch to ranked >accept wifi law from germany >mashes every button perfectly >lose seti am sad now, sad and sleepy, can i cry
>>506768632AMERICAN DANTE
>>506773729i think i played that exact mashing scrub.He's cheating; running macros while playing on wifi to make your input lag worse and your reaction as well.I've stopped accepting pc wifi shitters exactly because it's always the same pattern.
A wrinklebound 30 year oldCondemned to be bad at TekkenIn their stinky crammed roomComplaining on the internetWasting their life awayAll because their genetics were subpar
Practice: occasionally get a punish, occasionally step a move based on some bit of data (which by the way you need a literal dictionary worth of information to sidestep so it's not even a realistic goal)IQ: predict the opponent throw out a launcher whenever you want and get 80 damage + okiTell me again why people "practice" and try to "learn" to play what amounts to a beauty contest?
the pizza is aggressive
I think i need to lower my desk to play on full size hitbox comfortably, but it's such a hussle it's your fault murray
if you aren't top 10% ranks in a given game in 500 hours of gameplay you should quit the game IMMEDIATELY. If you aren't top 10% ranks in a second game in 500 hours then you should quit competitive gaming altogether. This would save so many young people's time.
damn phiddy had a glow up
>mfw i see the state of tekken 8
at the end of the day you still dont play d8 for a living
>does 23 frame short ranged standing low for 18 damage
I can't see how VF6 is gonna mog us, the characters in this game look so fucking good >>506777428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv0_gfSSwqs
>>506767026are you sure
>>506777536TEKKEN LOST
>>506777536
>>506777794We have Lidia though?
>>506777908lidio is just a regular toilet, he has no skibidi rizz
>>506777998chun x lidio
Sexo
>>506777998cuckkken bros wtf why isnt that jin!!
>>506778260Why would that be Jin…
Why is it always Jin
>>506778351my bad i meant kazuya
>I WILL queue up in ranked with Clive>I WILL spam F1+2>I WILL play at range 3 the whole match fishing for FF2 or F2,1>I WILL sic torgal on you
>*plugs you on loading screen*
CAN'T WAIT FOR TASTY STEVE CLIVE QUOTES
can someone please to god help me out losing my fucking mind i am such a professional jobber it fucking hurts>win advantage with clive>he launches them so far away have no fucking oki>lose because i can't escape pressure from my opponent the moment i whiffwtf moves do i use
>>506778892the most delusional reinafag
sicc em torgal!
>>506778260how dare you to compare SKIBIDI GOD with lame jin>>506778351
superakuoma wins evo with clive
superakouma uses a hitbox and that's good enough for me
Why do people care so much about the female characters being old? Do they not realise they are playing an anime game?
Reckon they'll charge more than $50 for VF5 Revo?
if no one played the beta they should gift it
>>506779451once a woman stops being called "baby", it's over
>muh prominence
>>506779612cringe
>>506779091bump. i can't fucking open people up when they're turtling too the moment clive pops them far away....
I play this game on my own terms (like a faggot) and enjoy myselfThank you Clive
Denying the rematch...as we always have and always will.
>>506778892
TheMainMan is sooooooooooo cool! >_< KYAAAAA such a godlike Kazuya! He got me into Tekken and he has such a good sense of humor!!! <3 <3 <3 TMM!
>>506754360Tekken, alongside SF and MK will never die. Tekken's biggest issue were its console ports, which were contaminated by atrocious input lag. TTT2 on PS3, the "best" home release, was nearly unplayable and it contributed to people complaining, even if they did not know how to convey what they wanted to say. As soon as we had people testing this stuff with the release of SFV, Tekken had to to actually fix their console release.
>>506779091>>506780003just stay far away do f1+2 or ff2 when they run in and ch launch them
next yearMai in SF6Lucky Chloe in T8
>RTX 2070
>>506778231is that a mod or what?
tested positive for low talent
>>506778231skibidi
>>506781468Yeah, the chinadress one
>>506780760if only
>>506779612Gimmy Casamia
Kazuya mains, what resource should I start with when learning him? Also, how often should I drill EWGF this early?
>>506782086Kazuya stinks do not learn himt. recently migrated from kazuya to another character
>>506782086Just play clib man
>>506782086Nigga do not
>>506782225>>506782274>>506782305I just wanna try a Mishima
>>506782086because of small his move list is, either you land ewgf or you lose. even if you hit ewgf the properties of back 2, 2 make you whiff combos a lot and the 3, 1 , cancel has an unreliable hitbox. Let's just say Keisuke would've won a tournament by now if he wasn't playing Kazuya
>>506782672b2,2 is pretty consistent now, you just need to dash-in sometimes if you hit an ewgf from afar
>>506780698ff2 i'm always whiffing, even when im not they block it and isn't it minus and then f1+2 they block it and i panic and lose my turn
>>506782517Clib Mishima
>>506782672You know Kazuya's combos are unreliable when some of Keisuke's combos is electric into 3,1
>>506782798the b2,2 from after electric is a done deal, but i'm talking about after tornado the variance of timing it slow or fast that fucks up even pro players
>>506782086Any practice is good pratice if done with consistency.The electric is his most important tool so you never will have had "enough pratice". I do not trust any English-speaking guide or tutorial because every single one still repeats the same tired bullshit that Kazuya is a defensive character when that has not been the case for a good while now. Aside from studying Keisuke -quite a composed player- and Crazydongpal -the gigagorilla- I cannot really recommend anything else. I don't think BoALuv is that active anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nMlC7b2_V0and this, tekken was killed
STELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
am i doing it right?
>>506783219I really don't need high level tourney stuff, I just need a general run through of gameplan and surface knowledge checks
>>506783225>Kisekitards are going to shit out all other boards
Just watch mirio playing kazino mishima and having mental breakdown after losing one game, going to replay and failing to kill nigga at the wall because nothing works at that angle, then look at it happening again and again. Or watch duelist who plays online like a gigagorilla cyborg and still fuck up inputs
it gets good soon, you just have to put in 300 hours
>>506783491don't do hell sweep unless 80% certainty. Stature kick in most situations. Won't get half your health bar taken after a single block.
>>506783446On your way to GoD.Keep it up
>>506782856get into practice mode and visually look from what ranges it reaches, also, focus on timing it so it'd counter hit rather than of throwing it out in neutral. d1+2 gives good pushback ob and only -6 so its basically neutral again and you can try to keepout them again1, f2 (+1 ob) is a good close-range button since on block it gives Clive good spacing, annoys people too, its a high high so be careful to not spam it too much and do a simple 1 jab to mix it up
>>506783491If you are looking for novice gameplans then maybe TMM's videos might be a good idea, even blastedsalami's stuff could help. Bare in mind, however, that those channels have a bias towards glazing Kazuya as if he were still his Tekken 6 garbage version.>surface knowledge checksKazuya doesn't have those. The most you will have to learn about "traps" is what the other anon said, that Kazuya's combos are, rather bizarrely, the most inconsistent in the game by a very large margin. I do not know if you care to know, but this is a result of a nerf he received after the first beta in 2023, during which all characters have absurdly long combos and Kazuya could do 3 electrics for free, every character got properly regulated, Kazuya's combos got shanked.
>>506783225This shit looks like it was released 10 years ago
>>506783446>Beginner Clive gameplay and GoD Clive gameplay is indistinguishable
>>506783491>surface knowledge checks1243 into power crushuf4 into hellsweep
>>506782672>Keisuke would've won a tournament by now if he wasn't playing Kazuyano other character casinos that hard so no he wouldn't have
>>506784580shaheen lol
There's one kazuya knowledge checkFUKITOBE
>>506784580like law and shaheen arent scheming to give you the slide low every other second, fuck outta here!
Game's mid
>>506784945I meant CliveClive is mid tier
>>506737287Clive is bottom tier he seriously bad
The Superman trailer is GOATED thoughever
>>506782672Keisuke did not win tournaments because he got completely unlucky, not really because of this character. That Grand Final reset against Atif was a complete domination that clearly pointed towards a landslide win,but that one combo drop killed it. It was Knee at TWT Finals 2018 all over again.
Emerybros, where the fuck is the TMM vid?
>>506785150and somehow the people who wanted tifa for being a martial artist are the coomers
>>506785220Pornhub
>>506785220Did anyone ever crack the mystery of why DOA players are gigabuff?
>>506785215nobody in pakistan plays kazuya, it took all of one series for atif to adjust to kazuya. ie wait out demon paw then crouch
Clive seriously needs longer block animations. I've lost count of how many times i tried to i12 both the normal powercrush but especially the stance powercrush, and they can just block it. Especially the stance one, there's so much particle bullshit between the 1 and the 2 that idk what i'm supposed to be punishing or not.
>>506785503Itagaki's strongest soldiers
>>506785503Xbox players were dudebros
>>506777704Yes
>>506785715>my top 5 most hated games? why, it's:>Tekken >Tekken 2>Tekken 3>Tekken 4>Tekken 5
>>506785958>no Tag 1Thanks Science!!!!
>>506785848
>>506785848>xiaoyu ingame: slut>xiaoyu cosplayers :slutsCOINCIDENCE??
700 hours played this year. I ought to kms
always knew that guy was a faggot
>>506786552>questionab4leatmospherebros working at Steam?
>>506786747K-Piss should kill himself after that rando Korean almost won TWT Finals with Hwoarang.
>>506786810lmao
>>506786747Please, I come here for Tekken, not for negroes and globohomo """games""".Godbless AstroGOAT for wiping the floor at TGA.
>>506786747He plays Hwoarang, that alone says it all.
I come here for Virtua Fighter
I love Sony raping my anus btw
I'm such a fraud...
>>506787354kwiss is the face of hwoarang community tho
>>506786538maybe
>>506787567Nah, he's no MadDogJin and he got completely exposed by a random Korean Hwo that beat everyone left and right.
>>506786747I love how disliking and calling out bland character design is now "anti-woke".I MUST be far right thinking butch chick with shaved head and tattoos we've seen a thousand times over is uninspired.
>>506787562>still plays the game in decemberbeing a fraud is the least of your issues
>>506786838>>506787562This shit doesn't load for me. Are Valve servers dead?
>>506787975kinda, winter sale just begun
>>506787975works fine here saar reeem the router off and on for thirdy second thank you for understandment
>>506788218I thought Gabe fixed that a long time ago.
>>506787705Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, dude. Name?
>>506788424it's a guy, yang pi on twitter
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eYAawi2iQg
>>506788385yeah, everything else works fine
REAL THREAD THEMEhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZRcd2fY4qM
ACTUAL THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAx4Ax3lIio
>>506788597I used to listen this song a lot.
>>506788580>it's a guyWait, what? That's disgusting!I could see the dick a couple pics ago
ACTUAL THREAD THEME*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>506787975Steam-kun is shitting the bed for me and the 2024 recap doesn't load.
>>506788580>it's a guy, yang pi on twitterI couldn't even tell, i can't believe i'm this gay
After 800 hours i don't want to touch mishimas in t8 and fuck wavedashing
i wanna touch mishima dicks and jerk them off and let them shoot ropes after ropes on my hands
any lobbies?
Good to know I only have a woman cosplay pics
>>506789808calm down nina
Good to know I only have a tgirl cosplay pics
nina is femcel school shooter archetype
why every faggot is corpse kicking in a most toxic way but can't press even most basic punish and drops every combo
>>506789930>the retard underground video in which he glazes the goyslop US remake and exposes himself as a greenie fighting game playerThat video was so painful to watch I had to stop a couple of minutes in. The autistic subhuman is only useful when reviewing input lag, and nothing else; and even then, he cannot tell when a release's high input lag comes as a result of the difficulty of emulating a certain system rather than developer incompetence, he proved as much when he talked so much shit about the Saturn cotton game on switch. It breaks my heart that one of the first videos that comes out when looking for Ninja Gaiden II content is his literal ramblings of a shitter who just beat normal mode.
its pretty funny that electric fag didnt show his own gameplay in his last temu8 video, speaks volumes on his level of expertisebtw, I still remember that fag saying T7 had better ss than T8
>>506789930>who
>>506791118>It breaks my heart that one of the first videos that comes out when looking for Ninja Gaiden II content is his literal ramblings of a shitter who just beat normal mode.that video is a pain to watch, not gonna lie
>steam is downNOT LIKE THISIFRIT
>>506791118>>506789930just watch this video: https://youtu.be/dAJx8RQZUDU?si=9K5MjnRk6fd42J0unowhere in half an hour's time did he make any in-depth analysis about the game's mechanic or draw any meaningful high-level comparison to tekken, it's obvious he's a retarded poser that only repeats whatever boghog tells him, and boghog doesn't talk aboug FGs so he has nothing of value to say
Servers went down?
>>506791849Nice costume..
GET DOWN, MR.STEAM!
winter sale broke steam
Chat, post that twitch clip of TMM's wife fucking his friend behind his back for half a year
Steamies in the MUD
oh servers went down, i thought it was just me
Kazuya got the logos mixed up and attacked Steam instead of Violet Systems
>>506791632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqpLYLfKWKM&t=636sin this video, he hyperfocuses on backdashing because in his mind it's the tell tale sign of good evasion or not, without realizing that 1. sidestepping is what matters, and has been dramatically improved in 8, 2. backdashing was changed to be more timing based as a direct answer to T7i honestly fucking despise this dude, he offers nothing new to the shmup and fighting game communities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj2q5iZlvcY
B-b-but Harada said that Tekken 8 works through Playstation servers.
>>506760030TheMainManSWE makes more in one Twitch stream than your family does in an entire year. Maybe I just don't need a better GPU?
>Compared to Tekken, Virtua Fighter was always too sophisticated to be commercially successful.a sophisticated way to say it's a failure game never will successful
>>506792391what's emilie thinking here?
new vf will bring back t4 soundtrack sovl
>checked Deadlock streams>everything worksWhy is Tekken such a failure?
>>506792715>runs tekken with 4 layers of upscaling>maybe i just don't need it, right? r--r--right???if he had money he would upgrade
>t4>sovl
>>506792747after playing REVO, I will say the game is 100 times easier to understand Mindfuckken , but the movement is not smooth and the general aesthetic also doesn't stand out much
>>506792364ahahahahaha, he says some crazy shit past the timecode too, idk how people can bullshit you with such confidence
>UE polaris has crashedWhat's going on with my game Tekgen
>>506792391>>506792774kys
>>506793240shut the fuck up
>>506762298they did a good job
>anime fighter zero is getting huge balance updates and tweaks>meanwhile tekken; the supposed competitive fighter
>>506793584shut up my man, balance is questionable right now yes, but they have made huge changes since launch, probably the most active patching cycle of any fighting game in history actually
>>506769402fun or numbers pick one fag
clive is not fun to play or fight
.............
>>506793584I'm trying to understand the ziptie contraption, what is it for?
>>506793301kys
>>506788580>yang piI searched for it and found this:https://x.com/noraneko_skmz/status/1026074218935377920Not this Yang Pi, and has visible breasts in other cosplays so hopefully not a troon
>>506793194turn off the following shaders at game starthyperthreading
>>506786747>>506787806>bland character designNever hear you "anti-woke" grifters call out the thousands of gruff brown haired white dude protags from the 2000s and 2010s for being bland. It's almost like you're allergic to female characters that you can't get off to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcQhEl_q1YQcheck this out NIGGGGA
Outrage tourist culture warriors found /tekgen/. Great.
>>506794665found the gay
JUSTICE FOR GENMAJI TEMPLE
>>506794714thanks so much brother i will try this
>>506795494the -sm5 one worked for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBbK1BeJRD0
>>506794876what the fuck is this mid ahh shit lil bro never post again
>>506795995
I was considering buying clive but now that steam sale started idk man
>>506792364>until movement is buffedDefinitely not going to watch it. He is completely shameless, he is a green-rank level player that cannot move to save his life.>>506791849That's the video I could not stomach. He was already walking on thin ice after some of the shit he had said like "Deathsmiles is the greatest horizontal STG, oh, by the way, I have only play 3 other horizontal shooters" even if DeathSmiles is, indeed, a great game, or, as I pointed out earlier, his utterly moronic claims about how 7 frames of input lag in a Switch version of an emulated Saturn port from arcade was "unnacceptable" despite the fact that Saturn emulation on Switch is a fuckign nightmare to begin with. However, I still referenced back to him when it came to STGs re-releases becasue he does actually test input lag quite accuratelly.However, he then complained about OutZone being bad because "the hurtbox is too big and I cannot dodge, so I use the 'specia' mode included that reduces the size of the hurtbox, don't come at me, boomers, I don't care" and went on to make videos on fighting games that showcased that he is actually a one-trick pony that simply spent 3 years griding a 2-all on DOJ and has nothing else to show for.>Moving around throwing electrics is not neutral, Tekken brosHe said something along those lines and I have never bothered checking his mental rot again.
Everybody is laughing at you porn addicts. You don't want unique characters, you just want sex dolls.
I want armor king with 2d timberlands
>>506794781>I never heared anyone complaining about basic, military white man in videogamesThen you did not play videogames, you lying retard, that was the number 1 complaint during the 7-th generation. Disgenuous conniving mongoloid.
>>506796981Is that so? Pretty sure the only complaints I've heard back then were "why can't I masturbate to her anymore", but Gamers like you disguised it as "why does she look boring/ugly now"
>>506795894it worked! thanks
saar your brown it's so over
>>506797357Sounds like you're just seeking confirmation bias
>>506797720I'm not the one whining about "unfuckable" female characters and "FUCKING PRONOUNS REEEEE" existing in a fictional medium
seething femoid
i'm futa
So I've been considering getting into Tekken, but I'm not sure who I should play.I play Carmine in UNI2, Nier in GBVS, Relius in BBCF, and Jack-O in GGST.
>>506797976What a creative and insightful argument. I'm surprised you didn't call me a tr00n as well.
>>506797863Sounds like you're STILL seeking to confirm your bias by just repeating yourself over and over holy shit you're clueless
>>506797357You have a sex addled mind and you're projecting.Has nothing to do how attractive she is.Think of the design not the female
>>506797357Forgot to mention I’m transgender!
>>506798215troon
wish we could have this in tekken
>>506798325>>506798343based>>506798215>>506797863>>506797357cringe retard mongoild
>>506798247You don't even know what that word means>>506798325>>506798343Yes you are. No need to brag, lil sis.>>506798301Again, I'm not the one demanding every female character look like a sex doll.
is negans not cool move the most broken shit in the game? what the fuck were they smoking with that armor launcher concept
I wonder when my suffering will end. I don't remember what joy feels like anymore.
>>506798490Congrats on coming out as trans, lil sis. But this is /tekgen/
>>506798523launch it greenbu
concord 2 by naughty dog staring la pelona guardian de la galaxia
>>506793240She is thinking that Jin should kill himself?
hitting a new low
>>506798513Who is demanding that? Wanting creative design = Wanting goonslop big tiddy broad?Why is that concept so hard for you to wrap your head around?You're seeking reasons to be upset anon
calling people coomers or porn addicts is the ultimate troonie projection, your whole identity is a result of porn
>lil sis
>>506798970>>506799040Again, real happy you came out as trans>>506798939Have you not seen the whole culture war? It's just bigots and incels whining about games being a little less sexy and a little more queer than they're used to.
>>506799040I love the guy
>>506798353We already have a blonde in a skintight suit althobeit
>>506799430500 tekken coins
>>506799229Yes I've seen it, but that doesn't mean that every single gamer hyper sexualizes characters/wants TFD or Stellar blade tier protagonists all the time.You're listening to the vocal minority.I'd like to think a lot of that discourse comes from gamers fed up with DEI shit in gaming so they're lashing out, actively encouraging a return to roots where a little sex appeal and suggestive themes werent condemned across the board
did they run out of classic costumes
>>506798513are you the retard who hate leftist u write like him
Here's your sexy protagonist
>>506797357>I did not play videogmes back then and I do not play videogames now
>>506800203>a little sex appealMe when I'm being disingenuous
BLUETOOTH BALLS
>>506799861they gave everyone 500 coins lil gup
If you're defending anything like ugly whores in games you're beyond lost and there is no point conversing with you
>>506800447And what, pray tell, is the gameplay of the shit you like to gas up?>>506800556Not everyone is a porn addict like you. Sorry you had to learn this the hard way.
>>506800395airballs by Samsung
>>506800514I donated my coins to ltg in exchange for lobby march
>>506799861>>506800514She's still more recognizable than not-Samus is
Literally what’s the point of existence of ugly women? Anywhere in anything
>>506800675>Not everyone is a porn addict like you. Sorry you had to learn this the hard way.I don't like porn, it's lazy garbage. Hentai is fine though. Especially rapey hentai.But as a leftist YOU should like porn, retard.
>>506800675You have done nothing but deflect, troon -ywnbaw, by the way-.The single most common complaint during the 7th gen was that all protagonists look the same, hence the picture I posted that was made nearly a decade ago.
he writes like fat retard in fedora
>Walks inHey guys! How's Cliv->Sees how shit the thread is more than usual>Turns around and walks back out
'ate ugly bitches simple as
>>506801001disgusting troon (samefag shitli poster)>>506800675the same shit (samefag shitli poster)
>>506801001Not a leftist. Just tired of culture war grifters.>>506800846>>506800556>>506800305>>506801143>>506801274>>506801309Congrats on your bottom surgery and hrt lil sis>>506801038It wasn't the Gamers complaining about itAlso>troon -ywnbaw, by the way-.And are the troons in the room with us right now?
you can smell lilinigger yuck
>>506801309He talks like a leftists, sounds like a leftist, smells like a leftist but he just SWEARS he isn't a leftist.What a pathetic loser.
>>506801540he is a whore attention pretending to be other nigger ewww cringe
>>506801412>it wasn't the gamersPathetic shill-tourrist. Try again some other day with better bait.>are they with you right now?He is in this very thread, pretending he played videogames and oblivious to the fact that the basic militeray white man was the single most common complaint.
>>506801412>grifters.You're like the meme pic of a leftist with a mask of a centrist complaining that the anti-woke are as bad as the woke
oh damn niggaS are we shitting on porn?Wait for meEveryone who wanted Tifa in tekken didn't even play FF or Tekken.They're just coomers.Clive was an absolute punch in the nuts to them.
Nuts?
>>506801615He talks like a gooner, sounds like a gooner, smells like a gooner but he just SWEARS he isn't a gooner.What a pathetic loser.>>506801876>>506801951Aw. All out of arguments?
shitlifag is >>506802278 tifanigger and sfnigger too pathetic waste human
tgirl nuts punching session
>Tekken Monksjust wanted to remind you about this
>>506802179I wish Tifa would punch me in the nuts...
>>506794876Had to hit tha griddy to this
>>506801540>>506801764>>506802387>>506802434Are you on HRT yet lil sis?
>>506802278What arguments, are you retarded? I'm just saying you're a walking meme>>506802387You need to learn to write, reading your posts is a torture.
HAHAHAHAH NUTS TGIRLS TRANNY LEFTIST GOONER OHOHOHOHO TIFA FINAL FANTASY INCEL WOKE SEX TEKKEN 8
>>506800675>>506798970
who's laughing now
>>506802712>>506802798>I'm just saying you're a walking memeSo sayeth the culture warrior
>>506802712>>506802676its sus they both use capital letter and same mannerisms to write
Just purchased Final Fantasy thanks gaben
>>506802564Oh they'll probably come back. They know the Mishima style so they probably survived getting thrown over a cliff.
>>506802905Schizo, capitalizing first words is basic grammar, lmao
>>506799229>little
almost no one does this shit here...
>>506803081They were saved by the Tekken Hikers
>>506802905They use... proper punctuation?? AND the shift key?!?!?! LE GASP!!!
If tifa got put into the game i'd just be plugging simply to not let them play the gameclive is fine just his phoenix pachinko is bs
>>506802887So are you not a culture warrior yourself? You spend an hour here arguing that people shouldn't care about somethingWhat for who cares?
I Am Into Men>&Men Are Into Me
>>506803262>Tekken HikersThat's just that one monk that saved Heihachi instead of letting him emerge from the lava like a badass
>>506803405>>506803405>>506803405
>>506803391>n-no u
>>506802905it's easy to tell when some retarded faggot samefagging in tekgen
>>506803679More like just u, bro. Without a "no".
>one and done most of my matches now>suddenly start to enjoy the game a little bitYeah I'm not rematching Nina. Take the W, king. I'll go play against a fair character. That's all the points you're getting from me.
>>506803821>>506803875See >>506803092
>>506804846See what? Are you a moron?
BACK FROM MY HENTAI BAN
>>506779640lol. men wanna fuck chicks too