Previous: >>506516017Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Version 9.2.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v910• Chill Season is on until 2/28>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
third kits soon, sisters
>>506778667Me when Nogami walks up on stage and reveals Emberz splat roller with fizzy bomb and triple splashdown.
sex with my wife,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZd3XeNKkJIThe stream link for the Gachi King Finals is up.
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>506779138aw, man...
>>506779249THIS IS A GOOD CUTIE WEYYO
>>506778895shiver...
>>506778667what do you think they'll be? personally I'd like to see them make Nova usable
>>506779675Dolphin shorts are better because you can just barely see ceph’s ass at the right angle
>Japanese name in western lobby>ChargerBoy I like dying behind walls.
>>506778889It'll be a boring throwback kit.
>>506781769yeptrust is at an all time low, do not invest in any hope
>>506778667kensa splattershot novaburst bombink storm
>>506779925Form-fitting vs slightly more skin. Both are good.
>>506781959oops, meant for >>506779554
I think weyyos are cute
i don't think
Fish for one king at rotation.
>>506784593I’ll join
>>506783547Even nono's?
>>506785419An exception.
>>506784593>>506785050SR 3/4.
>>506785773Open?
>>506786370Opening now
Utsuhoe
>>506788072I can't believe you would say that.
>>506785536
>>506788606You're exceptional
GGs SR
GG's Salmonators!
GGs
>>506789696>>506789556>>506789551GGs fisters
>>506783547They are very cute, true.
>>506790405>autistic>racist>ugly>slutwhy are /ink/ers like this
>>506790749post your ceph (you won't)
>>506789696Yeah thats me with a charger in SR
>>506790749Land of the WoomyHome of the Chuds
>>506790405Give me the name of the yebby. Now.
>>506791415his name is yebby bravowoah mama
>>506790749Cause being a plain normal player is boring.
>>506790749Narcissist/french couldn't make it
>>506790749frye's not a slut
This is canon. Have sex. Have sex. Have sex.
>>506792093I destroyed my relationship of 11 years and these games are all I have left in my life.
>>506792093shinzo abe w-will never win...
It's almost Squidmas /ink/
>>506792512Sex with this woomy for secret santa
>>506792512https://youtu.be/EPJnTM509NM?si=4Qolmnu5x5yD297k
>>506792512get out
>>506792719Nogami could have given her to usInstead all we got was pencil meta and a half baked dlcDid u rike?
>>506792512Dead woomy
>>506792719why did she turn her bandmates into cookies
>>506792512my wife
>>506793505FAT VEEMO TURN YOU INTO A COOKIE
>>506793505She was hungry
What are the cephs counting?
>>506794625The amount of woomies she'll be woomying soon.
Howdy, I just rolled into town.
>mincemeat/bluefin clam blitz
>>506795338Why didn't you walk in like a normal ceph?
>>506795338Stop avatarfagging so much
>>506795338Putting gum between the wheels on this Beeb's shoes so she falls and scrapes her knees on the asphalt
>>506798093Yebby catches her before she falls and then they spend the rest of their lives together.
>>506798842yebby patches her knees up then instantly cucks her as he walks back to his weyyo bitch without giving so much as his name
>>506798842But that is just what veemo came into town for a new yebby as her last one well she uh rode him a bit to hard and fast. Had to be shipped out to the Home for dehydrated yebbies to live out the rest of his days.
>>506799557BASED
>>506799557she already had a girlfriend anyways
>>506800320veemos are too stupid for relationshipswoomies only hang around them out of pity
Pretty close before she gets the ink off
>>506800562bomb her
>>506800498who said it was a woomy?
>>506800562Is it even possible to ink Maire? I have tried many times in 2 & 3 with no luck
>>506800837Every tako lusts for yebbiesThey have a thing for scrawny exotic zoomers
>>506800975only if your name is agent 4 and nobody else is watching
Veemo took the house and kids
This is the future democarps want
>>506801247Thats right best woomy on her way to cover Maire in yellow ink again
>>506801503>Handsome copper skin>Well off>Great sense of fashion >Culturally rich background>Clearly has a healthy loving relationship with parentsWhat is wrong with this Webby
>>506801503Yes my Woom/Veem plan on having a child in the next few years.
>>506802208he speaks canadian frenchtabarnak poutine woomy eh
>>506802208Eyebrows anon thats a Veoomy
https://the-sidaba-bunch.fandom.com/wiki/Blue_the_Inkling_Boy_(Splatoon)
>>506802514All hybrid cephs are androgynous at best and sexually ambiguous at worst
>>506802669Sometimes I think I’m autistic then I see stuff like this.
>>506802669>Full Name>Homosexual>Dislikes>Gay people
sometimes i think about splatoon proportions and how it translates to the real world
>>506803313Dangerous to think aboutI dwelled on it for too long once and found out I spooged my entire central nervous system
I wonder who the most popular splatoon characters are between men and women
>>506805129>MenMarie and the generic tako rival>WomenProbably Pearl and their yaoibait boy ocs
Marie isn't more popular than Callie, you're delusional
>>506803994My wife.
>>506802669Is this some Pooh's Adventure type of shit?
>>506803994but like.. imagine
>>506806224My wife's girlfriend
>>506803313>>506806542I cannot WAIT for the splatoon gigaleak
>>506778667all I want for frostyfest is blob with beakons + cooler
>>506809281That's fucking retarded, they won't give cooler to a paintbot weapon ever again.
>>506809354yesa yeb can dream, though......
E-liter sisters...
>>506809831Would you like it if someone did that to you?
>>506809831Put on a trip.
>>506809917I'd like to see your head smashed in with a steel baseball bat.
>>506778667give me a dynamo roller with angle shooter>but give me a dynamo roller with angle shooter
>>506810096imagine advocating homocide over a video game?
>>506810113Marker's so undertuned they may just give it to Dynamo for real.
>>506809831needs more ZL presses
>>506810237other than burst bomb (which is extremely unrealistic) it is unironically best possible sub dynamo could get
>>506809831>hey you know this elder god tier sub that combines upsides of every other grenade?>you know how its only weakness is being unable to kill people who stand still?>how about we make it kill people who stay still too?>and then present it as a nerf and tack on a buff to its curling bomb function to 100% obsolete that sad excuse of a sub?impeach ngmi
>>506778667Bronze AerosprayBeakonTenta Missiles
>>506810113This but stamper.
>>506810113>kill button for anything in squeezer rangeno
>>506811175yes :)
>>506810874vjet is that, except even better>buti can write you yet another character limit post, or i can just tell you to go pick it up and play it super aggro like stamper and see for yourself>but it doesn't workif you're an aimletbetter performance requiring better skills is an expected tradeoff in any videogame, so get on itgood thing jet is such a good gun at teaching itself
Anyone interested in fishing?why?
>>506778667there is still no zipcaster splash.give me zipcaster splash.
>>506812051probably autistic completionists because I can't think of any other reason why you would want to put yourself through the retardedly long grind of scale farming
The Inkipedia is dead too. The schedule isn't up there anymore.
>>506812210why not?
>>506810846>beakon>aerospraySpecial farming isn't what aerospray is best at, give it an offensive sub
>>506812449I found this on the top of the main page.Splatoon 3 stage rotation and SplatNet Gear Shop info is currently unavailable due to a SplatNet 3 update. A fix is being investigated by the relevant non-Inkipedia parties, so please bear with us in the meantime.
>>506812196i do it because i enjoy the mode and it's been fun but im just braindeadt. gold banner owner
>>506812516it already has an offensive kit
>>506812196That's every mode in this game.
>>506810454You can't buff curlings beyond ink cost
>>506812713more offensiveand buff its strafe, it deserves it more than jr
This game's only fun when I win. Not even the match itself, just the victory screen so I can feel I got something out of it.
>>506813053you can make it so that it's the best in its niche by limiting the stronger optionsor you can buff the squeezer of subweaponsand then run around with hair on fire with no idea why the balance sucks
>>506810454are you retarded? the nerf was to address fizzy's absurd paint output
Why is the thread suddenly alive?
Anyone interested in open?why?probably autistic completionists because I can't think of any other reason why you would want to put yourself through the retardedly long grind of badge farming
>>506813704Woomy got the jingle bells out
>>506812836farming scales takes an order of magnitude more time than any other grind in the game, and it's RNG on top of that
>>506813863it doesn't even take that long to five star a weapon.
>>506813595he could could just, you know, make it paint lessjust reduce the size of paint blobs, it's that simpleor give it 70% cost, like all other grenadesbut nopeinstead, he turned its sprinkler painting into still very respectable suction bomb painting, and in return buffed it to be a better curling bomb and a better splat bomblike, okay, curl is shit so whatever, splat bomb is the second best sub in the game, and best sub in the game now does what it does, and then a lot of stuff on top
>>506813831I need more of her, NogamiWhat the hell are you doing?
>>506814186she has two entire dlc campaigns
>>506813990But you get scales in your bonus now so all you gotta do is play till you get all your bonuses
>>506813595One fizzy was never enough to stall a zone, not even Mahi's
>>506814650NTA but you really are fucking retarded, the paint nerf goes beyond just muh zone cheese.
>>506813990>>506814002So you'd prefer to get everything done quickly and just play casually.
>>506813863>why?
>>506814186>Open Marina folder>Much more of her everywhere
>>506814186She's THE most fleshed out character both in and out of game, don't be greedy anon. Same.
>>506814285Two is not enoughI need her whole life story and private life
>>506814871the nerf was in order, fizzy in general should be gutted and a painting nerf is a good first stepthe way he did the nerf made it kind of a buff-nerf, it is worse at inking but better at killing nowbut okay, let's say he wanted to do it like that preserve the relative balance, fizzy is on a lot of weaker weapons, i don't condone it but i understand the reasoningwhy the fuckdid he buff its first stage trail on top? the only explainantion i can give is that he had zero idea of what he's doing and didn't actually expect it to meaningfully differ from its previous iteration in anything other than paintingmaking what could be a questionable but elegant tradeoff into a bone-headed buff to the best sub in the game
Im squinting
>one-shot mid-airThat's not what was supposed to happen...
>>506815856poot her in the boiling oil as punishment for jobbing so many fests
>>506815714
>>506815856
>>506816258Stop drawing her with pants at that point
>>506813704clique raid
>>506815501Ever wonder if Pearl just sits at home and watches Marina's tentacles sway its very relaxing like a lava lamp
>>506815696They want people to actively use these in combat instead of just gearing up for double fizzy and chuck these from half the stage away all match. Stupid shit like Tri Nouveau and Mochine are mostly fizzy's fault so maybe they can address those after they fix this glaring problem.
>>506813053True, you should just replace all curling with fizzy, and also all marker with burst and all autobomb with torpedo. Shitty second rate subs shouldn't ruin weapons.
Strongest Special vs Strongest Sub
>>506813053Honestly curling doesn't need much beyond being 60% cost. Maybe give it its Splatoon 2 explosion range back if you cook it all the way through, but that's more of a meme buff than something it actually needs.
>>506816409Should probably memo that to Inoue
>>506817085autobomb is not a worse torpedomarker is not a worse burst
>>506817000a straight painting nerf and a 70% cost would do that, and is wholely deserved considering how it's got a lot more dirt beyond the double fizzy spamand if he feared that aero and goob would not survive the nerfs, guess what- buff these two, they've been struggling for a long time
>>506817416That is why the rings on Frye's pants are blue they are Shiver entrance holes
>>506778667it would be so awesomeit would be so cool
>>506816717You bet.
>killed 3 Maws since start of wave>use Crab>suddenly 2 Maws targetting meI fucking hate Craptank
>>506821032Lovely pair
>>506823536yeah, marina's boobs are great
Naut suck balls in SR and I'm tired of pretending it does not, the tetra dualies of splatlings
Would anyone be interested in a little Anarchy Battle Open at rotation?
Pearl but goatsie
>>506825610
>>506825610dohkay
woo
>>506825529>Skill issue
>>506825529tetras aren’t even close to the worst dualies in sr
>>506825529Damn has /ink/ fallen this hard?
>>506825529Hydra is worse for its movement alone.
>>506825529Heavy is worse, and it’s maybe better than mini
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIBiGb0heIA
>>506827701She looks like Jay Leno before any of you fags start lusting.
>>506825610Yes
>>5068256103/4, (You) me if you want in.
Sploosh is simply the best SR weapon in the game, all other shooter-type weapons feel like a downgrade
>>506827410>>506827353>>506825529If you can't use splatlings in salmon run you shouldn't be playing at all
>>506828764>Be me>Everytime sploosh is in rotation>I get it on the mothership wave>No is attacking the ship but me>Jumping at the basket trying to get some of the shots to land on its vacuumOtherwise yeah I do really love getting it in SR
Why is /ink/'s opinion on things always so bad
>>506815115I can't believe how well that cartoon holds up.
>>506829487Doomers and shitposters tend to be the loudest of the bunch
>>506829487>>506829906This place is the lowest of the low when it comes to the discussion of the game. Plus you'd rather have the opinion of one skilled player on their social media channels rather than a cluster of casuals.
>>506830220>he only listens to Chara or Squid school babbles
>>506829792If I were an artist I would draw babby /ink/ers.
>>506830336nta but if people here are struggling with things like Nautilus in SR unironically you'd probably be better off
>>506830220>Plus you'd rather have the opinion of one skilled player on their social media channelsNo I wouldn't why would you?
>>506830971Nope, better to think for yourself and have your own opinions along with the many players who have a similar and/or equal opinion to yours.
I'm gonna try to draw a squidmas imagegonna report back in a few hoursif I don't then assume I cried myself to sleep
>>506834621Good luck.
>>506834621You can do it
That'll be it for me, GG's Openeers!
GGs open
>>506835162>>506835189GGs!
>>506778667I don't think they can make a third undercover as bad as the other twoBut I'm probably in for Dart - Wave Beaker or something
>>506778667Nogami is my dad who also works at nintendo and he said he wants jet squelcher back
i want them to make a 4th game, and support it for ten years, at least.
>>506840959>nogami learns absolutely nothing from 2 and puts this in the gamethat’s bullshit but i’ll believe it
>>506809281>beakon>not wallwall wail would be evil. lame spammy blobs should get nothing. >>506778667>not a single inkjet
>>506778667give carbon roller a kit with crabcall that shit the crabon roller
>>506841257there's no roller with inkjet.but which one would be the best candidate...
>>506841670dynamo would be the most fun one definitely
Nzap with burst bomb and hammer :D
>>506844229>vsplash except no special
Wiper with splat bomb and stingray
>>506845924>shilled characters from franchise-killing games
>>506846253stfu doomfaggot
>>506846253Speak up, DoomCHAD.
>>506845924
>>506845924ceph women LOVE ultimate lifeform cock.
>>506846618kill yourself
the organized effort continues
Reefslider:Damage (far) 70 => 72
>>506846742
kill yourself
>the organized effort continues
>>506847596
"..."
>>506848795
>>506850023fatty
>>506850970that's what happens when you eat half as much as frye
>>506851364and pick team bread
>>506851517Wait bread makes you fat!?
>>506851517the bread was sadly also eaten by frye
who salmn
booyahboy stuffed me in a grizzco employee locker
In splat 4 Judd should wear costumes during seasonal splatfests like the idols do.
tummy time(?)
>>506852782If you're still here, I'm down
>>506793887I bet splatoon 4's story will be about AI generated content, somehow.
>>506863934It'll be able hedonism
>Bored>Pick up scoped e-liter even though I hate it>Literally just works>Every game I go 11/1 comfy as fuck and stress free>E-liter charging gives me a lot of time to admire my sexy barefoot shirtless woomyI think I have a new main
>>506868383>e-liter
Post webms of you buttfucking e-liters
If third kits really happened which main weapons deserve Fizzy Bombs the most?
>>506872582CarbonUndercover
>>506872582splattershot
>>506872582Any slow firing weapon that doesn't have curling bombs like Painbrush, with some sub ink saver you might have enough ink left to finish whatever escapes your attack range mid-killing
>>506872582Recycled Brella would be funOr maybe Tenta, you could hide one into the canopy
What if there was a free mode you could make your own kit for any main
cooking up 3rd kits
>>506873739>everyone playing zooka/splat bomb kitsNah would be lame as fuck
>>506873739>snipewriter changes to fizzy instead of sprinkler>only two weapons exist otherwise, squeezer (for murder) and flux (for spam), both with one of the meta trio specials and a grenade (some squeezers might keep wall)gg
>>506871318You're carried by your kit, shitter.
>/v/ posted it before usCome on guys
>>506877669>experiences As in food? Frye's choice is always food
>>506877669Experience > presents > money
Candle hat!
>>506878669These are ugly :/
>>506878669>SOD9What did beeb mean by this?
>>506878669someone post the full imagetwitter doesn't work on my shit without an account
>>506877669white inkWhite InkWHITE INK
>>506881905Grow up dude
>>506877669>>506882320The cold answer for adultsThe answer for family adults The answer for child adults and coomers
If you're getting presents you're getting free stuffIf you get money you'll just have to worry about spending it later
>>506878026They always find a way to give Frye the choice for the ignorant masses.
Team presents, not just cuz i like free stuff, but because i like giving gifts to my friends
>>506877669>money is bluecouldn’t’ve they have gone for a green/red/white color scheme?
>>506883052I have awful christmas memoriesI am torn between shiver and big man but I'll wait for what my cute waifu picks
It's not about the monetary value of a gift. It's about the action, intention and symbolism behind it. The true spirit of holidays is sharing with loved ones. A reunion, a feast and meaningful gifts.Greed, grudge and jealousy should all be left behind to die buried within the rotting leaves of the passing year.A new year is an opportunity for a new beginning.So feast! Share! Smile! Don't forget to show your gratitude.
>>506886248Only nono could say something this gay
>>506886982you sound obsessed
>>506827701>>506828002I can't lust with all this clipping anyway, it's one of the biggest boner killersf for me.
>>506827701>female voiceI'm so lonely this gave me a boner
>>506877669Money, because it can guarantee stability even if just for a short while
>>506877669Team Money always wins baby!
>>506887890Stop wasting your salary on anime figures
>>506872582none of themmistake of a sub deserved to be left behind with the rest of splatoon 2’s mistakes
>>506878669>Not updating the year on the New Year glassesWould it have been THAT much work to change it from 2019 to 2025?
>>506888185Small indie team end of support please understand
>>506887916lol. lmao.
>>506889141When you have money, even when you lose you're still a winner.
>>506889363A loveless fat winner I suppose
I wouldn't invite any of you ungrateful slobs for my christmas dinner
>>506889665Shut up mom and give me my cash
all the /ink/er cephs at a christmas party!
>shiver picking money againgreedy bitch
My woomy keeps on trying to open her presents early.
1king fissh at rot?
>>506896752okay
>>506896752Thinking about it.
>>506883052>ignorant masses whilst she has the minority pickretard?
>41 wins>5 loss>Rest are discconect because i made them ragequirYup yup, woomy rollergod btw
>>506897578>when "these maps" with "that mode" are in rotation and you can't stop winning
>>506897397It's both.Yes she has the choice no one picks but her choices have always been the choice the ignorant masses would choose in a real world situation.
I'll pick the same team as keity.pop, as always
>>506897796bait or mental retardation
>>506896986>>506897297womenin
>>506898417Can you send an invite again?
>>506898518I'll reopen after this first game
>>506898518opening
>>506899295>recruitment already endedAlright, another time then.
>>506899460Someone joined and I thought it was you..I'll ping again soon.
>>506899775Got in, thanks!
Stop stealing people's spots
We're a dozen people left in this general we all know each others playing for the past 2 years and more. You've got no excuses taking another /ink/er's spot when he announced he was going to join a room in the thread you worthless piece of shit
i miss the ip counter
>>506901702Why? There wouldn't be many IPs here
ggs fiffers
GGSR!
>>506898006Better get it out of the way now you know what the thread will be during the fest.
>>506901582
It is now yebby hours, post EVERY yebby.
>>506901582All is fair in the inkgen pool invites.
>>506902570meds
I am the worst slommer.
>>506903021Nah, I'd rather find out what the flavor of the shotgun barrel is.
>>506878669cripes, they're like smissmass hats
Next time put a pw room pls
>>506904494Do you wanna play now?
>>506888298end of support yet we're still getting new content?
Sex with woomy
>>506889413Frye is not loveless
>>506904962>"new">"content"
Sex with yebby
>>506905381>new theme>new gear to useyeah?
>>506905538It's reused assets from splatoon2. Not new.
>>506905667the theme is completely new and not a rehash like the splatoween one was
Splatfests shouldn't count as content. If they weren't the only source of snails at the moment I'd skip them entirely.
>>506905538>new theme>it's just three pngs, all the other stuff including ink colors are reused>new gear>it's reused from splatoon 2
>>506905841there's gonna be new dialogue from deep cut
>>506906025>i love money >wow i love memories like my family and that time i fingered shiver>i love gifts and cocks in my ass>please buy nso to continue playing
>two early enemy DCs in a rowThis will ruin my recent wins/losses numbers...
>>506905381cry about it
Grezar mutilates and rapes toddlers every day.
I lost to a giant squid.
>>506908483>Bejitabro humiliation fetish brought him hereKek
/ink/er shimejis.
>>506880637It WAS supposed to be 2019 but Veemo's diabetic ass bought it because she thought it said "soda"
>>506908483Eaten by Fat Veemo
>>506908840picking /ink/ers up and dangling them in the air
>>506908981>squid>veemo>>>>>vore
>>506908483you lost to frye?
>>506909097One day.
So many torp weapons lately, the glue eaters spamming fizzy bomb moved on to ndapples and cjr instead.
>>506908483
>>506911238kill yourself
>>506911327>Wallahi WarehouseFUCK TAKE ME BACK
>>506910410I'm still here!
>>506911463You don't count NonoThe world would explode if you picked a kit with poopedo to base your clips around
>>506907146this woom is going to be stuffed into the bushes and plapped
>>506911446fuck no, that map is horrid
>>506912267>woomanon was in the bushes getting plapped when writing that
>>506911238fatty...
>>506912538I know that look she was a woom before switching and will be addressed as such
>>506912797Actually that player has been a veemo since the beginning. You got the wrong guy.
>>506912612I love her so much
They should nerf suction bomb's paint out put.
>>506913893He repeated this joke like 4 times in the manga.
>>506913951sublet hands typed thisit already takes longer to blow up than a splat bomb
early merry woomsmas to all of you, /ink/! Our divegrass team is in the hell's wildcard of /vg/League 23 and we possibly have 2 matches today. The first is against /twg/ and if we win that, /lcg/ awaits us in round 2. If we win both of those then we advance to tomorrow in the top 16!https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_23#Wild_Card_Round_1https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleagueGame 1 should be in around 2 and a half hours. Tune in!
>>506914446>Still no sporty woomy mascotDrawfags?
>>506914756Uuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I wanna draw oc shit that’s outside of splatoonnnnnnnnMaybe
They should make sub weapons interactive not just torpedoes Shoot a splat bomb to deflect it away, shoot a fizzy to change its trajectory, (constantly) shoot a sticky bomb to shield your side from the blast by bending it, shoot a curling bomb to slow it down It's still fair cause the enemy gets distracted and backliners would waste previous shots on them
>>506914097Only the paint, keep the damage radius the same. This is a zoning tool, not an AFK farming supplement. Fuck vShot, fuck Mint and fuck Neo Splash.
>>506915194This would kill Jr
>>506915357the sub isn’t the problem for those weapons
>>506915357This would kill turflets reliant on succies to paint
>>506915643Nothing of value would be lost. Get off the tutorial weapon and pick up a real gun.
>>506915996Jr is picked by both beginners and Pros, still is one of the top weapons in Zone even when splat roller and Decav try to take its niche
>>506915194>shoot the splat bomb to kick it away>get shot by the guy in the meantime>get checkmated by jr using splat bomb as a fast explosive mini shield gg>shoot a curling bomb now>kill whoever is surfing it
so if third kits do get announced at this tournament or whatever, what time would they announce them?
>>506887950The Selvaria figure beckons.
>>506916843probably midway through or right at the end
>>506915920
https://x.com/sassan_splatoon/status/1870057127978643677
>>506917957>japs fell into consumerism
https://youtu.be/sd5HvJB_G5A?si=SVMVsaKdzFX6hZwBAnyone who didn't vote Future missed out desu
>>506918668i don’t know how anyone can listen to this and then say deep cut isn’t the best idol group music-wise
>>506917957Money isn't necessarily consumerism.
>>506918668I ultimately voted past because I refuse to let nogami take callie and marie from us, but holy shit was it a tough choice when deep cut had bangers like this.
fuck off
>>506919910Shiver tummy sexo
>>506919393>he genuinely thinks the splatfest will affect the idols>even when it's been confirmed that splatoon 4 has been in development before splatoon 3 even finished
>>506919910I'm not a minority but I would force myself into her without asking first
>>506919910faster
>>506919910what is this pose from anyway
What are some cursed footwear? That aren't just barefoot
>>506921997dadfoot sandals
>>506921997Flippers?
>>506922130He said cursed, not silly.
>>506921997Frye socksBurden of floof and fresh fish feet without the matching gear.
>>506921997Sandal with Socks
>>506921997Tenya Octopurps. I can't find an outfit I like using them.
Johnny Flingza
>>506923082Johnny Splatsville
Splatoon stage builder when
>>506924063Open world story mode is more likely
>>506921192she does this during fryedays
>>506924063It'll probably have set pieces as tiles with a small, medium, & large piece. A meter telling you how much you can use before going over the limit. Seeing how the stages in Side Order look would be how the pieces are made to be used.
>>5069248250/10 no tools for ocfaggotry
>>506924063You don't want it, it must be really, really hard to use.
>>506922529frye socks are sexo tho?
>>506921997There's like a half dozen socks+sandals options
>>506924063this will be the splatfest gimmick of 4during splatfests nintendo will pick the most popular fan-built stages to put in rotation
>>506925584>forced to play on giant amoguses and inside toilet bowls
Friendly reminder that E-literfags should be drug out onto the street and shot.
>>506925801Friendly reminder that Callie and Marie's biological clocks are ticking
Talk about cursed.
>>506926140halloween was 2 months ago anon
>>506926140pure sex
>>506925801Just use your sub weapon >>506809831
passionate holiday lovemaking with veemo
>>506926140Tinted shades make her look handsome>>506926515Winter time means she will eat tons of fatty cheese and cured meat dishes, she might be too heavy to ride you without sending you to the hospital
Bring me BEJITA
>>506926140>Vivi hair>Nono glasses>cheese pizza sweater>mochine>friendship bracelet>dark skinThe final boss of /ink/
>>506927060I thought they were the Jenna glasses, /ink/ has fallen...
Gyarutsuho...
>>506926795don't reply to me, frog
>>506927805AAAAAUUUUUUUGH
>>506926140And this is to go even further beyond!
>>506928661Dear Cod...
>>506929221This is fake, Shiver is perpetually cucked out of spending time with Frye
>>506929461Clearly a dream.
>>506929221i want what they have.
>>506926140>>506928661kill yourself
My woomy will never show her toes.
>>506927496I'm still here anonDon't want to wear those after the frog took them tbqh
>>506930019kinda hard to show something you don't have nugget-chan
>>506930109LMAO
so you CAN claim clothes and gear to make as your signature fit. interesting.
>>506930414you have to be a faggot tho
>>506930609>4chan>not being a faggot
>>506930109We can share them, don't wanna monopolize the style. I think everyone should wear shades. Everyone has the right to look as handsome as I do
Post Shiver's panties NOW
>>506931292You can just ask her, Frye.
>>506931292>he thinks she wears anything under her spat
>>506929221
>>506931261You're a douchebag
>>506931261Please change and grow as a person
>>506877669I used money to buy tickets for Sonic 3Gave the Sonic 3 tickets as presentsAnd will have the experience watching Sonic 3
>>506914446we're next! PREPARE FOR BATTLE!
If you chose past and aren't choosing experience then you're a fraud. Same with present and presents.
>>506931908Wdym? I already stand at the pinnacle of manhood>you have to belittle yourself to be "mature" You let others dictate how to feel about yourself, as long as you do you will never be enough of a man.Self-love is the purest form of love
>>506932403Based. The movie is so fun. Gerald's death had the theater laughing for an entire minute
>Self-love is the purest form of lovethat's called narcissism you retarded french roach.
alright that's it *throws woomy out in the cold*
>>506933559You're saying it like it's supposed to be a bad thing
>>506934697>heart flops>octo scarf cute details
>>506934697>A scarf and jacketToo merciful
>>506934697>superjumps back in
>>506934697>saving woomy from the cold while she's about to faint from hypothermia>all woomy saw were my floppers>woomy growing big floppers to be just like me
>>506935740>Nugget woomy saves the day!
two years have past since splatoon 3 released and theres still no matchmaking for table turf.
>>506936608Only nerds play table turf so who cares
>>506937398Nerd
>>506937926
>tf2 gets a good comic>splatoon gets a bad mangait's not fair.
>>506940272Yeah but you won't ever find Scout pantsing Soldier in that comic.
>>506940503The mercs just pants themselves to prove a pointNogami should take some notes
>>506940272>That octoling took our plane!>Anything that's not nailed down, yes. It's in their dna, I believe.
MLG Squids...
this is a bukkit
>>506942908Image ruined thanks to retarded oc
>Harmony promoted from background character status>Acht promoted from background character statusWhich background character do (you) want promoted in Spl4t next
>>506943960signs are pointing to H2Whoa being significant in the next game because they were apparently in charge of a lot of the Grand Festival music
>>506945748>two retardsperfect match
>>506945748ToTPLEASE!!!!!!! Need touch Need touch Need touch Need touch Need touch 𒅄 𒅄 𒅄
It's comical how every pencil on my team plays like a dumb nigger shipped from Zimbabwe while the rival team's pencil has the zone on lockdown.
i hate spawning grounds but i still wanna fish. anyone?
>>506946083Why three team fortress symbols?
>>506946226I can at the hour
>>506940272Japanese humor strikes again>dancing_cats.webm
>You wanna live forever?
>>506946550>At least one passing comment from Marie how she's getting old and needs to find a suitor soon GUARANTEEDCan't wait for Splat 4
>>506943960All of them, with splatfest being band battles instead of random themes (too much to soul for Nogami)I also want to see mostly new bands in splat4 because splat3 only having 2 actual original bands was lazy as fuck
>>506943960the onaga sisters
>>506946226why is he so fucking cute?
>>506946550Yes. It's always sad to see a series end.
>>506947328he is cute but im more of an arvenfag
>>506947328Mindbreaking then cucking him out of not one but two legendaries was the best part of ScatVomit, the one thing they got right in that shitshow of a gameIf he was part of the Woomiverse I would bully him too
>>506943960Yoko or Tau
>>506948106kill yourself
>>5069504590p niggas
>>506950459Duh, why do you think they shill for Grizzco every broadcast? They've picked the splatlands clean by now
>>506950890Agent 24
>>506949695there's a genre of these images
>>506951384suspicious overlap between splatoon fans and vorefags
>>506951608no that suspicious, they're both very autistic
>>506951608these aren't vore artworks, they're made with wholesome intent
...
>>506946353opening room at the hour, if you're still there
>>506952260fixd
>>506952637kill yourself
>>506952568Yuh
fsh 3/4
>>506952721idgi
>>506952956I wish to join
>>506953931opening
With third kits entering the realm of possibility once moreIf any weapon gets cooler it’s dead on arrivalUnless they gut pencil and edit it will be strictly inferior
>>506955578Pencil should be 250p
>>506955578counterpoint: wellstring
>>506955578Splattershot with Cooler and Fizzies.
>>506956260like dynamo, a niche pick for select maps at best
>>506956761zap sidegrade, will be popular among timmies
>>506955578Stamper with Fizzy/Cooler
stop imagining third kits
>>506958342it’s no longer a matter of if, doomfagjust when
>>506958342Trislosher burst bomb/wail
>>506914446well we died to /twg/ in round 1 but they died to /lcg/ round 2. twas a good run all things considered. thanks to anyone that came out and watched the vods!
ggsfsh sorry for playing shit today
ggs fisks
GGs SR room
>>506950459bigman is going to have to whore himself out and shiver&frye are going to have to work minimum wage
>>506959406>>506959378>>506959332GGSR
>>506959984huh why are frye's pants around her ankles
>>506960081have you never worn loose pants?
>>506959857
>>506960752Do you think they kiss during shifts
>>506958342you're no fun :(
>>506960872Good luck kiss at the beginning of each shift
>>506960872sloppy makeouts while everyone else is dead
Shiver should be MINE, not Frye'sI deserve the veemlet...
>>506960872kissing your coworkers is part of the job
Hotdogs.
>>506958342Fine, I'll imagine having sex with woomy instead
>>506961390Like that gay greeting thing Yuropoors do, or do they pay workers to get freaky in the helicopter?
>>506961469rip
>>506961620>Like that gay greeting thing Yuropoors doTotally different, they're not kisses - they're a salute.
I'm unfazed by third kits because my main weapon's problem is the main weapon itself.
>>506961919>saluting another dudewhy is europe so fucking homosexual
>>506962214brella?
>>506961773I wish.
>>506962214H3?
>>506962239Why are amerifats so insecure?
>>506961390grizz I dont see how this is relevant to the job
>>506962214why do you main nova?>>506962298brella's issue is the meta, the archetype will never be good in current enviroment>tentits own thing>>506962425h3's main is good, the issue is the kits, they make it too team-reliant and also largely outclassed by easier to use mains filling the same support nichesevery kit prior to 3 let it both support the team and bolster its own push power, 3's bubble doesn't let it push forward like 1's did, and while it likes cooler, it would rather get cooler from someone else and have literally anything else for itself
>>506961375Tao Blu...
>>506872582By the looks of it, third kits are a thing of the past but in terms of the inevitable Splat 4 I would like to see Octobrush get a projectile like Fizzy Bombs or Burst Bombs. That would make me pick up the weapon again. Sticking with Painbrush in the meantime.
>>506966758everyone be like>give everything burst bombs!and then when asked "what would the second kit be?" they go either>eeeeeeeehor>give it fizzy!good thing none of you work at 910
not too fond of the current SR rotation
>>506967050Yeah, maybe get back to us when you can actually manage to string together a coherent response.
>>506966758>third kits are a thing of the pastwe just got datamines confirming the opposite?
>>506962425>>506962298>>506964621Hydra. Weapon's problem is that its gimmick is too extreme and poorly thought out, and it's obsolesced by both Heavy Edit and Snipewriter.
mentally ill weyyos…
>>506967510reeeeaaaalllyy?? (I'm out of the loop)
>>506967614then stop playing it nigga
>>506960872possibly
>>506967624https://x.com/asasasa98765/status/1859565308656353589cstm02 has been used to refer to third kits in both S1 and S2 so it’s pretty safe bet to say that they’re happeningwhen? no clue, but some people think they’ll be revealed during the tournament stream tonight
>>506967638I like to pubstomp with it.
>>506967614The fact you immediately point to two cooler weapons as making Hydra obsolete says more about special balance than main weapon. Hydra is a humble mid-tier, perfectly average, stop downplaying.
>>506967614if anything it's made obsolete by ballpoint
>>506967050Alot of weapons would objectively be much better with burst bombs so of course people want it on alot of kits. If the ability to make your own loadouts becomes a thing I guarantee like 80% of loadouts will be weapon + burst bomb.
I know heavy splatling is probably considered a training wheels weapon by the developers but I hope whatever third kit they give it is just fun to use
>>506967450everywhere you go, you see people who say that all they want their main to have is either a burst kit or/and a fizzy kit (unless it's a backliner main yearning for the beakons)no restraint, no consideration, only "i want the good shit because all i want to do is win"victory with ideal tools is hollow, learn to appreciate limitations and you'll derive more enjoyment even out of failures than you would out of successes with your perfect kit>>506967614edit doesn't obsolete hydra because it's like two range brackets down, they are completely different and play different roles. in fact, hydra as a main is lowkey pretty good into edit comps. the problem is snipes, it indeed obsoletes hydra.but snipes obsoletes the entire backliner space in general, hydra is not alone in its suffering.
>>506813053maybe increase it's ink coverage slightly?
>>506813053make them cook like 50% faster so using them offensively is less of a meme
>>506813053give them 60 damage on bonk, nobody's gotta get hit by it anyway but it'll be funny
>>506969167I get that S tier subs shouldn't be added to just any weapon but I don't think it's unreasonable that low range weapons that are hopelessly mid tier at best should at least have one kit with a projectile option.
>>506969964octobrush is "hopelessly mid tier" by design. it is a frontline focused on ease of use/consistency and versatility. it has tools for anything a frontliner might want to do, but all of these tools are a bit subpar. it's got good mobility and ttk for a non-shooter, but it's not a shooter. it's got good cover abuse and crowd control, but not to the level of something like a blaster. it can paint, but it's rather ink inefficient. it always gets at least one grenade kit to give it another tool to add to its toolkit, but it never gets a chip damage sub that would mitigate some of its weaknesses elsewhere. it is not supposed to have overwhelming strengths in any aspect other than consistency, it is a jack of all trades.if it gets a burst bomb kit, it will become defined by its burst bomb kit, like carbon. but carbon is explicitly balanced around burst bomb combos, while octobrush is explicitly balanced around having a good enough main because the second kit is always beakon. the low range is an issue of map design, not weapon design.
>>506968473>>506969167This is strictly about the main weapon itself. Edit is the "high firepower at the cost of long charging" gimmick done right, the damage or range difference doesn't matter because one can actually move around and use partial charges for more than self defense.Custom Hydra had a meta-defining special in 2 and even before shooters took over it never accomplished shit at high level because of the absurd levels of commitment it demanded.>>506968730I forgot BP existed.
>>506972671didn't they nerf chydra's points to special in 2? it was an actually decent armor choice prior, but 200p armor with mediocre paint doesn't cut it. they can buff its paint, actually. snipewriter dominates because it's a paint monster, give hydra some of that pie. not to snipes' extent, just make it average.
>>506971515Octobrush is like a lower mid tier weapon IMO. And I don't think it's that good at being a jack of all trades. It doesn't have the agility to scurry around real fast and flank people like the Inkbrush. It can't concentrate as much ink in front of it at a large range like the Painbrush nor does it have the Painbrush's damage range to attack enemies head-on. So it seems to rely more on waiting for the 'right moment' than the other brushes. By design, it seems the weapon relies on a good kit that either helps to mitigate it's range weakness (i.e. Splat Bombs from S1) or plays to its strengths (i.e. Kraken from S1) which it hasn't really had since the first game. Didn't a top weapon like the Range Blaster recently get Splat Bombs? Sorry but I don't see a good reason why a mediocre weapon like the Octobrush can't be given a projectile sub. Even the Angle Shooter would be nice on it.
>>506974129long range painters should not be a thing at all unless we're counting specials
>>506968097sounds cool but never count your chickens before your eggs hatch, anon
>>506974129Unnecessary, it turfs an obscene amount already at full charges. The problem is 1) getting there and 2) partials are horrendously inefficient.
>>506975715octobrush is not a solid mid-tier in 3 solely because of relentless powercreep.octobrush is indeed the "right moment" kind of weapon, it is made to take advantage of opportunities. and its strength is that it can take advantage of more opportunities than most other weapons.it's not the best in direct combat, but if you don't let the opponent get the initiative, it's got just enough firepower and range to fuck them up anyway.it's not the best at cover abuse, but it has it, while most weapons either don't or have a limited range of its application which you can take advantage of.it can't wipe clumped up teams and walk it off like range blaster, but it can give out 2 for 1 trades for days. it doesn't have inkbrush's super special mobility, but it can get around about as fast as an average shooter most of the time, more than good enough, and occasionally can still sneak in some inkbrush-like shenanigans.it's too inefficient to be your main painter, but it won't look dumbfounded at an unpainted zone like a blaster would.it can't afford to chuck the subs around all game like jr, but its swings are more quantifiable than most long action weapons' shots and have just enough effect that you can still make good use of them.splat bombs were replaced with suction bombs, they don't offer the immediate power but they are much better at setting up a disadvantage state for your opponent, which plays into octobrush's gameplan better than splat bomb's brute force.kraken got replaced by inkjet and then zipcaster, two specials capable of eliminating key threats at long range, they don't have the big team push power but they can turn the tables if the opportunity arises. range blaster is one of the most extreme weapons in the game, riddled with weaknesses on every single corner. adding a grenade to its toolkit won't suddenly make it not have these weaknesses, it'll just diversify its gameplan a bit.marker... might work. but only because it doesn't combo.
>>506968730It was completely obsolete to BP initially, but after the nerfs it does have some perks over it. It edges out BP's range just enough that in a 1v1 between the two BP actually is at a disadvantage. BP is way better at dealing with most other weapons, but Hydra is still very annoying to deal with for them.
>>506982029hydra sits prettily in its range slot in x, only thing it really has to worry about is if the opponent still gets a sniper in addition to a backliner splatling or if they have a vanilla bow user
>>506975998>>506978480counterpoint- explosher. it compensates safe ranged paint that just barely brings it up to par with the rest in terms of output by being a very low effect weapon in general. it does things very slowly. and hydra is pretty much that, except concentrated into a 4-second burst (that can and likely will be interrupted midway for even lower overall effect). even if its ranged paint on full charge is as overwhelming as its firepower, it'll still just barely break the "don't be a burden" treshold. as it is now, it's got the painting power maybe a bit better than regular chargers, and it's not as good as regular chargers, nevermind snoipes. alternatively, give its partial charges better fill inking so it can clean up for itself, kinda like ballpoint's short mode.
Anyone down for some Open at the hour?
>>506982841I'm down to open your legs for an hour ;)
>>506982841Am I too late to say yes?
>>506984347It's never too late
>>5069828412/4, (You) me if you want in.
>>506984683i can
>>506985118Opening
>winrate just dipped below 75%god I'm so fucking cooked
is this you?
>>506987546kill yourself
>>506985607Full? I can play even for one or two matches.
>>506989301Yeah 4/4, sorry.
>>506981489>its strength is that it can take advantage of more opportunities than most other weapons.That doesn't really make up for its weaknesses though. It's still a more situational weapon than the other brushes. Too much of the time the Octobrush is consigned to the role of being an ambush weapon that has to wait for the right moment. You can't play it as aggressively as the other brushes so its harder to carry a team with it. Being halfway between Inkbrush and Painbrush just makes it stuck between both worlds and never really excelling at either of the roles of the other brushes. I just don't think the 'jack of all trades' concept works for the Octobrush (not without a proper kit anyways). For a good example of that concept, see Splattershot.>adding a grenade to its toolkit won't suddenly make it not have these weaknessesSame could be said about Octobrush. It had Splat Bombs in the first game and it didn't break it. And while Suction Bombs aren't useless I just don't think it mitigates the range problem that much. Give it something more than a Zipcaster to pressure campy backliners. Give it something to maybe score a trade in a failed ambush.
Octobrush is better in 3 because the netcode is worse, falloff from ledges is good I suppose but splatanas are just better.
GG's Openeers!
GGs open!
ggs
If I knew how to mod and animate, I would make this an emote.
>>506989483don't compare it to other brushes, look broader. both inkbrush and painbrush are extreme weapons with extreme strengths and extreme weaknesses. octobrush is a versatile weapon that doesn't excel at anything, but doesn't really have weaknesses other than ~2-line range (which is expected of a frontliner) either. it can do everything, but there's always someone better at something than it, so it has to pick fights where it avoids those better things and capitalizes on weaknesses instead, whether built into their weapon or set up with positioning and map control. thus, it usually can't brute force its way in, it has to be more strategic with its approach. it has to actually (gasp) play splatoon, and not a pew pew me shooty game. sshot is more focused than it looks. it's got very strong neutral, but no cover abuse and, being a precise weapon, needs initiative for best effect. the range of opportunities it can take is narrower, but it's better at taking the ones that it can take.>ambush weaponambush is one way to do it, a primitive but functional one. if you have good awareness and can play proactively, you can be more active and actively seek octobrush-sized holes in enemy defenses. a good octobrush is always roaming, seeking for and setting up little advantage states.octo can get a splat bomb again, it would be fairly balanced. succ is more fitting, a "i don't want you here" sub is a perfect fit for a weapon that is all about scooping up little advantage states and avoiding them itself, but splat would work. fizzy and especially burst will not, they would tip it hard into aggression, where it would be annoying as fuck, and also obsolete any possible other kit so you don't get "old" octobrush's more methodical playstyle because the weapon is balanced around being a carbon 2.>failed ambushanonif you fail an ambush with octobrush, you did something very, very wrongand more than deserve to be punished for it>>506989828maps and meta more than compensate
>>506992443Just overlay the audio over a clip of furious squidbagging
does anyone even like fruitcake also oops
>>506997363I wanna share fruitcake with this woomy...
Dynawommy squidmas
leave woomy and her fruitcake alone
Arowana Mall... now that was a good map.
I'm cold.
>>506999454*rubs floppers down vigorously*
>>506999139Strawboater E-Liter fun in Arowana TC while Hightide Era blasts... take me back...
>>506998934Where mistletoe
>>506998934good woomies
>>506998934Gonna prank Whacka when he comes back to /ink/
>>506778667Two more hours until we find out.
Why would they take a 6 month break from updating the game and then suddenly add third kits now?
>>507004119obviously they were busy working on the wave 3 DLC
>>507004258Imagine if 3rd kits are behind the DLC paywall
>>507004041retard it's not going to be announced there
>>506999780
>>507004906Mistletoe is poisonous when eaten. Spit it out
>>507005324Woomy is too dum to geddit.
>>507004906I won't get to see this woom use tempered dynamo tomorrow......
>>507004119the same reason they did the same in 2?
>>507005324best case, sweet release of death immediatelyworst case, sweet release of shit tomorrow
poomy
HAHA LE FUNNY WHITE INK AGAIN XD
>>507007295you sound mad
why did they make this brown character and decided to name her frye "onigga"?
>>507008358cause she's my nigga
>>507008371wait but then does that mean Shiver Whoreojiro is your....
Zipcaster splash in a few hours trust the plan
>>507004859Chara said it will
>bonelessbarely any contortion fanart>inkbarely any bodypaint fanart>tentaclesbarely any tentacle fanart (using the hair tentacles, lots of tentacle pits)>regeneration and respawnbarely any consensual ryona fanart>effectively slimegirlsbarely any maleable and half-melted fanartwhy is all splatoon fanart either "cute girl but squid" or "sexy girl but squid"?
>>507011527Imagine sex
idk what sex is
>>507011819Bend over, I'll demonstrate
>>507011819sex oh yes enter super mario
Can that roller shitter named "Light" stop getting into my team all the time.
>>507012679when your flar runs out, he'll be on the other team, waiting for you
>>507012984I went 5/2 on my series having him 4 matches not even consecutively. He went like 2/10 even when we were winning thzt's some skill
>>507013615>got flar>still wongame will give you double flar tomorrow
>>507014586They just gave me triple, I lost my silver crown :'(
>>507014803see, the house always winsdon't try to disrupt the omen of the flar cycle>captcha AVGNAAAAASSSSSSS
>>507014954It's mostly holiday kids having the IQ of ass worms
>>506987546Oh God sheer bottoms with nothing (or almost) underneath made see-thru by backlight make me diamonds hard on the spot even when it's FryeG-got more?
>baby shitters in my team>top 500 takokaka in the enemy team I'm trying
youre a baby shitter
>play by myself>easy knockout wins and positive k/d>play with /ink/>I drag everyone downWhat did I mean by this?
>>507017403just stop joining high MMR inker lobbies?
>absorbed a full luna shot directed at our carrier climbing the goalI feel patriotic
>3 backliners in my teamStop saturing my team with backliners
>>507017403Performance anxiety, it happens to a lot of people and most don't even know about it
>>507018528Me when I play with my /ink/ crush ä
>>507018610She already has Whacka, she will never love you
Squeezer kinda ruins it but it's an okay-ish rotation depending on the fourth
>>507018528I know about it, that’s why I don’t play when someone asks for an Open room.
Getting a wipeout in front of fellow /ink/ers! Getting praised with Booyahs!
>>507017596no such thing
>when you weren't paying attention to what scales you just got so you take a clip and look back
>>507021896Nice
horrible picture like its an S4 leak on /v/just needs a bit more blur
>>507022246I have bad eyesight, this is how I see the world.
>>507022457people older than 30 shouldn't be playing this game
>>507023129there goes the entire general
>tune in>Eeltail RM
>>507023713Uh... anon, Eeltail wasn't in rotation
>>507023129I'm mentally stuck in my twenties
>>507024960More like mentally 13 years old.
>>507025053Never lose your child wonder, anon. Don't let the world around you turn grey
There is no shame being a manchild in our current era
ur a kid now
/ink/ers IRL are either twinks, fat fujos or pic rel
>>507025772How did you get a photo of me, Anon?
Nothing ever happens.
>>507025772I look like this
>>5070258683rd kits in a few hours, you lost Chud
>>507025965Tourney's over bro, give it up.
>>507025965Copium overdose
this is me
>>507025161I was born rotten.
>>507025772i'm kind of a twink on the top end but look down and you'll find big meaty cyclist legs
All your twink are belong to us
>>507011527>>507021283>>507026527kill yourself
/ink/ this is you
>>507026527this is me sleeping
>>507028149Veemo told Yebby she wants to marry him when they're all grown upLittle did he know it was never youthful innocence
I want the goblin to beat me up.
So... Third kits aren't here huh? maybe monday is the day...
>devs spend 2 years making 4 hour dlc>people somehow expect third kits???
There have to be 3rd kits it's Splatoon THREE for god's sake
>>507029751Currently Sunday Japan timeIt's possible, but I have a hunch they'll drop them when Switch 2 is announced next year to draw in player activity one last time
>>507029223Can she beat me up barefoot
>>507029985sorry mate, game's theme is chaos, can't have everything conform
>>507029938How do games that nobody played get more dlcs than splatoon in less time
>>507030376This game had a better roguelike mode than splatoon and it had like a few months of work put into it
>>507030281He's right.There should be fourth kits too
>>507030429smarr indie company, prease understan :)
Is New Horizons or S3 a worse sequel?
it's been a week and the big run faggots are still around.
What are we gonna do now that the game's confirmed dead?
>>507030465>four splattershot kits and two for everything else
>>507029223outercourse with this goblin
>>507030870NH, no contest. S3 is dookie but NH is a complete downgrade to NL
>>507030870S3>>507031097Wanna fish at rotation?>>507031251Continue to berate everyone here for absolutely no reason
>>507030870New Horizons, keep in mind it got beat in content by it's mobile game too while it was playing catch-up with New Leaf.
do not the goblin
>>507030870splatoon 2
>>507031912I wanna fishy
>>507037152All right, room will be up shortly.
so besides the whole sanitization thing why is acht not okay
>>507037676the writing
>>507037152SR 2/4
New>>507039139>>507039139>>507039139
>>507037676>Get turned into an emotionless husk and find out it fucking sucks>Reconnect with your best friend who ghosted you all those years ago>Find out she could not care less that you're alive and (mostly) okay>Instead she spends 90 percent of the time raving about her dyke wigger girlfriend and the other 10 about her nonverbal retard child she found in the sewers >Become a rentcuck whose only friends are literal plants
