Previous: >>506274392Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Version 9.2.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v910• Chill Season is on until 2/28>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
>>506516093Bimbo hoe, have fun getting diabetes you candyass skank
Gobsuhoeel
>>506516127because guys up top want to obsolete humanstoo much of a hassle to upkeep, and then if you don't do a good job they rise up and want you deadit would be so much easier to be a dictator if you didn't need people, and every single politician's ultimate goal is to be a dictator
>>506516398Dassa gud wimy rite der
>>506516524kill yourself
weyyo!
>>506516524Based Punch the goblin
>>506516524GIT THA FUCK OFF MAH PORCH
my wife
>>506516017inkling hater in the streetsinkling slave in the sheets
>>506516796Baby making sex not making babies :'(
>>506517006All the hybrids are social outcasts and spend their days indoors posting on 4clam LARPing as pureblooded squid supremacists
>>506517006Means Infinite sex without the brats wanting to sleep with their mommy and cucking daddy for years
>>506517395You leave the brats at granny's place for a night while you 2 get busy. That's how my parents did it
>>506517286Kid's gonna grow up and dream of shooting up Wahoo World...
>>506516796it’s always the other way around
>>506517664supreme gentleman
making eel squid hybrids with frye
Wish I had a veemo wife...
>>506518001Greencard veemos are free
>>506518001Which one's the race traitor?
>>506517858veemlets can't reproduce with squideels.
>>506518001I believe in Takowife supremacy.>Flaunts her superiority to surface octos every chance she gets>Insecure and requires constant validation>Lovingly cooks you traditional octarian wasabi dishes that she forcefeeds you to keep you healthy and strong>Extremely submissive behind closed doors despite her appearance>Uses her mechanical expertise to fix your weapons every time they break>Worships BYC like it was sent from heaven
Reminder to every smug yeblet poster in here like >>506519254Every single yebby in here is gay.
takos belong with surface-dwelling veemos and woomies
>>506517664mutt cephs a cute
I see the jelly psyop is under way
>>506519464veemos fear themwoomies mog them
>>506519475ugly mutt
feral woomy raised by octarians
>>506519880Rabid animal that needs to be put down
>>506519657strong, dominant takos with cute, hyperfeminine veemos...
>>506520157Peak
>>506519880The Octarian mind cannot comprehend woomy
>>506520157strong, dominant takos with cute, hyperfeminine weyyos
>>506520660>f*mboysGet the fuck out of my general.
>>506520660Gay
>>506520660>hyperfeminine weyyosdisgusting
what’s with the recent uptick in yurifags recently
My weyyo turns into a veemo when showered in hot water
>>506521424>recent
>>506521424>recent uptickBeen here since frame 1
>>506520960weyyos are made to be feminised and dominated by stronger weyyos/yebbies
HE SAID NO PICKLES
>>506522476HE HAS SHIT TASTE THAT NEEDS CORRECTION
>>506521424Always been here, just like to lurk
>>506522962my favorite yuriwoom
Good Woomy
>racemixing:I>racemixing (splatoon):O
Cute
>>506525009That woomy looks a little chubby
Woomy keeping /ink/ers happy and sane(ish) since 2015
>>506525195Peak performance
>>506525009Me on the right and squinty on the left
>>506524484Pearl after collecting all 7 chaos zapfish
>>506525419Squinty gained some weight
>>506525321>Peak performance
>>506523269Mistletoe correction is needed...
>>506525682Has enough HP to tank the eliter shot
This kills the /ink/roach.
>>506525948Yikes too vanilla no flavor
>>506525948BOOORRRRRINGGGGG
>>506525948They hated him because he spoke the truth
>>506525948IT BURNS NOOOOAOOO
Why are veemos so fucking slutty?
>>506526515god had a boner when making them
>>506526515kill yourself
gay cephs best cephs
>>506526515>I NEED TO MOD A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL WEARING NOTHING BUT UNDERGARMENTS
>>506526658Only if it's ironicMy weyy chugs major dick as a joke but is extremely homophobic
>>506521424dead general ergo relative increase in shipfaggotry (a type of poster not sane enough to leave) including yuri
>>506526961>he does not believe love can blossom between a homo weyy and a straggot yeblet love into your heart
anyone wanna turf?
>>506527016MILFrie...
>>506527128I do not care about identity wars but I will call shipfaggotry out for being an opportunistic infection
>>506527356>opportunisticnigger, this has been a thing since s1
>>506527356tourist plebeian
>>506527492>>506527592opportunistic does not mean new
marie tummy callie tummy
>>506527264Me
>>506527817Nobody wants to look at grandma flab
>>506527817>"Shrimp on ur head"-Marie Cuttlefish, c. 2024
>>506527635>not normally availablethere is no opportunism here retard, it's always been a thing and even nogami encourages it
>>506527870oben.
kill yourself
3922 1313 3427
>>506525471I like this woomy.
>>506526861there’s nothing wrong with that
>>506528995Shut up, glowie
>>506528720you stepped out of your comfort zone and included a ceph that's not the same four, impressive
>>506526861Different maturity rates. They're already adults at that point. In 10 more years they'll be infertile.
>>506528642Isn't this basically fucking under smoker etiquette?
>>506528026>it's always been a thingI just said that opportunism has nothing to do with being present already or not, go check a dictionary if you're that illiterate here, I'll just spell the analogy out for youa pathogen (shipfaggot) is not waiting until it senses a weakness (low poster count) to multiply (post), it always is but is usually kept in check by whatever immune system there is (other posts). Once it is weakened, the pathogen will then become significatn
>>506529172It depends on who has art. I've had R before, and it was going to only be R this week until p was posted.
>>506529245probably yeah
beakons by the way.
>activate hammer>enemy activates reefslider and winsRock paper scissors everyone
>>506529941learn how to time your specials better
>>506529632wish my ceph had art
>>506529763
>>506529941>using legacy specials
please kill the fucking beakons.
>>506529941>activate hammer>enemy shoots me through it>enemy activates hammer>shooting at them does nothing
>>506529763>>506530801Why do woomies keep hiding burst balloons in their bras?
>>506530801Panic noooo
>>506531093hard to do when the enemy has pushed all the way into our spawn
>>506529941You can easily change direction or get to a platform or something and avoid to be splatter by reef while using ultra stamp
>>506529230It's not nono pb tier
Maire find me something good to watch already
>>506531935Her sextapes
>>506531935>Flicks to SeaNN
>>506532152Emo splatoon
>>506532152we need more hairstyles
>>506532152Emo cephs but that woomy on the bottom left is rather nice.
>>506525948Me on the right and squinty on the left
>>506526861Stop being transphobic
>>506525948Tomboy woomy with her timid woomy gf
Gonna stop there, ggs K & S
>>506532724ggs!
>>506527313Looks like a fat hooker. Thats no MILF.
>>506532751kill yourself
>>506529338you are literally as smart as schizoid niggers in the psych wardimagine thinking there is opportunism involved when it's been the status quo since the beginning>pathogen (shipfaggot) is not waiting until it senses a weakness (low poster count) to multiply (post)holy shit, go pick up a book about basic bitch biology from med classes you'd get filtered on the first year at college with that level of fucking retardation
>keep seeing them dead behind their platform all gameyou were brutal.
>>506532846>Hooker>No fishnetsCriteria not met
>>506532846I mean it is Marie
>>506533281>>506529338kiss
>>506533337Mystery squigga
I hear people here like me well come on in I'll treat you to some great beats
>>506534596if blue wey's hair looked like that in-game i wouldn't hate it so much.
aerospray was a mistake
>>506534275>Acht lives in a shitholeBancala all but confirms it, Acht is a rentcuck
>>506528720Delicious woomy tanlines
>>506534275Wish Acht would beat me up
>squid surge up and dodge roll down to bait the hide-dra>just shoots through the floor to kill me insteadbrilliant game design, nogami.
>>506533281>it's been the status quo since the beginningyou are unable to follow a reply chainalso one does not counsel people on biology if you attribute intentionality to opportunistic infection
>>506535560>infection there is no infectionnothing was tainted or breached, it was built from the ground up with the things that you hate in mind nigger
>YWN watch Acht dick around in FL Studio>YWN rot in bed with Acht menhera-style>YWN have your name lovingly carved into Acht's arm>YWN watch AMVs late at night with Acht while wearing matching socks and sharing a single can of monster energyWhy live?
>>506534841Weakest weapon in the game???
>>506536001in turf warendless booyah spam
>>506536001It's good once you master reefslider and fizzy
>>506536135Shup up nono, cheesing isn't skill
stopping after this next match
i got into their lifeboat, that's the real win condition.
ggs turf
ggs k and s.>last game>shoot enemies>they diewhy isn't the game normally like this?
>>506534841the way aero was treated was a mistakethere's so much fun stuff you can do with a lightweight weapon with 4-frame firerate, but ngmi railroaded it into "you paint and nothing else" because it got onto his naughty list back in splat1 days. >>506536135it's not good right now. it's just got a cheesy kit. it needs main buffs to stand out.>>506536090>turd war
>>506537245
>100+ seconds per match during primetimedead game
>>506538389Your stank is scaring the hoes
>1shots you from e-liter distance with no wind-up at all
>>506537883are you a cock shamer or a pussy shower
Aerospray MG isn't "cheesy", both reefslider and fizzy bombs turf less. Tri-strike spamming is worst than what reefslider was at its prime
>>506538554You people complain about specials like zooka but it's keeping weapons like e-liter from being the best in the game.
Try not to get scaredScariest stories
>>506539013both are retarded
>>506539013see, it's cheesy and not even good at it. neo splash is plain better. it should've been fizzy and trizooka at high points to special (ideally with aero's spam potential getting zooka massively nerfed), and second kit should've been mine booyah, making both unique and both playing the bait-and-switch game aero did in 1.
>>506539013all you do all match is killsteal, yet you're the only mongoloid who doesn't itemize for either spu or double fizzy on your fischer price ass weapon
I'M CHEESINGSt/ink/y french cheese
>>506539689>this much seethe over le heggin frenchie/ink/ never beating the allegations
>>506539206it's doing fuckall against snipewriter's dominance.and eliter can be dealt with easily. it is a slow, low uptime, low paint, fundamentally limited weapon. it controls territory but it can't take opportunities, its team has to do the heavy lifting.
>>506539926pls fuck my woomy
Salmon Run room up at rotation.
>>506540449>Implying he would be the one doing the fucking
Weyyo needs correction
>>506541095still waiting for this artist to draw me :(
>>506542195Marie is the greatest gift I could get
>>506540964SR 2/4.
>swimming away from tri-strike>instagibbed by the very edge of it hitting me 3 times in a quarter of a second
>>506543201sorry, people complained that it was too weak on release
>>506542961Still open?
>>506546624Opening now.
>>506543365Elf ShiverReindeer FryeSanta Claus Big Manit's a cute splatfest theme
>>506535496NOOOO 4 DONT JUMP!!! YOULL GET A SPSOTLIGHT IN SPLATOON 4 DON'T DO ITTTTT
GGs.
GGs SR
>>506550969>>506550912GGs fisy
>>506551793punching this yebby in the stomach until he stops dressing like an edgy tryhard!
huhdidn't know you could do that with the front of enemy brellas
>>506552441post (you)r ceph
Panic sodomizes infants.
>>506552712They were asking for it. He's just another misunderstood victim.
>>506551793gay af bro
also rekt
>>506552712name an /ink/er who doesn't
>>506552483>let's give a gun 150 damage worth of explosions per shot and make it spammable as fuck, what can possibly go wrong?wellstring was a mistake
>>506553610no one even plays it anymore
https://files.catbox.moe/q0gjwg.mp3
Since that anon complained about the lack of clips and Joey's dumping his, let's post this even though it's from open and therefore no longer impressive.
>>506553610The kits suck
>>506553610there's so, SO many other weapons that are more obnoxiously OP than wellstring
stop trying to become the next nono or joey, we're saturated
>stop posting about splatoon in the splatoon general
>>506557230Are people actually creeped out by Mr. Coco? He looks like a banjo kazooie collectable.
Keep ‘em coming
>>506531134>enemy activates hammer>shooting at them does nothingskill issue
remember when good players posted in this general?
>>506558740no
>>506558736Ngh
>>506557996Cutie Callie
>>506558740I'm still here.
>>506555518>>506555970>top specials are so strong that a fucking abomination of a main can not carry kits that aren't even bad, just midsplatoon 3's balance was a mistake
>>506559514retard
>>506559514it’s not that good of a main weapon either, it’s just got annoying qualities
>>506559514Balance and the maps were(are) so bad every patch they weren't addressed was another shot in the foot.4 has a steep path to gain people's trust again. I don't think they're up for it let alone capable.
>>506559514It's just an explosher with better object damage. It's good but it's not meta defining.
>>506560059oh yes, i forgot, we do have mains that are so busted that they can hard carry even the worst kitslike snipewriter, or squeezeroh wait, they also have good fucking kits on top, how quaint!
>>506560698thisit plays extremely similar to explosher except you can choose between narrow radius or wide radius with less damage, and it shreds objects much fasterit's good but nowhere near OP or "mistake" powerful
>>506561053Sailor Woom
>>506560865>explosher is a well-designed, capable and very tightly balanced weapon, one step either way and it becomes either underpowered or broken>wellstring is stronger in every single way, with more of better options and much fewer weaknesses and vulnerabilities>somehow not a mistake
can’t wait for contrarians to sing S3’s praises once S4 comes out
>>506561342It wouldn't be contrarian if 4 continues the downward trend.
>>506561458disingenuous
>>506561342you guys need to stop huffing your own farts. Most people like splatoon 3
>>506561315correct, not a mistake
>>506561342i fully expect 4 to be even worse3 has a lot of things it can be praised for desu, just a few core things that spoil the entire experience, and considering they are all deliberate choices it's unlikely 4 will get better on any of the things 3 sucks at
>>506561342Nothing ever gets better
>>506561458>>506561702You'll buy it anyway.
>>5065617023 does have some quality of life things that are good, but that's like expecting improving the silverware to improve the meal.
>>506561676so, even if we disregard the relation of these two to other weapons, how does a duo where one gun is clearly better than the other coexist in the same game?
>>506561896it has, or in some cases had, a lot of very well designed new mechanics and weapons, and a lot of well thought out kits. but then it also has some stupidly busted things that they not just refuse to fix but all but state that it is the intended behaviour, and also a bunch of things that were well designed and balanced at some point but then got ruined by balance patches, like flux and zipcaster.
Stretching
>>506561254
>>506562827Stretching woomy's floppers
>>506562643>like flux and zipcaster.post powers
>>506558592>stops>clearly shooting from the sidenot the same
>>506561858Good singleplayer modes and new gendered clothing are my requirements for splatoon 4, so no I'm not buying it
>>506563104But that just makes them even longer anon
>>506531134fucking thisapparently every single shooter in the game except the ones that I used to play, can shoot right through the front of hammer no problembut only when I'm using it
Splatoon 4 for sure
>>506563291i'm not saying they are overpowered nowi'm saying that they were well designed, complex, diverse, high skill weapons that got ruined by buffs that didn't make them much, if any, stronger, but lets them have most of their power without dabbling into their now largely obsoleted old toolkitthey are still balanced, they just went from good design to shitty designit's kinda like if you gave tf2 soldier a jetpack
>>506563792I have hope.
>>506563984Gendered gear....
>>506563984cute yebby
>>506564301>woomy only eyebrowsthis has to be the worst meme on this site, it's in every single thread that has anything to do with fictional female characters
>>506563414I could go on
>>506563557More flopper equals gooder woomy
>>506558095He's canonically described as intimidating but nice guy
past won so octos will be paywalled YIPPIE
>>506558259greblin
>>506565875Can't argue with that logic
>>506565875hmmthat's a sound theory
dude le fake racism
>>506567981That's why they revealed that Inkopolis Octolings were just a cult and the rest of world accepted Octolings all along in this game
>>5065679814 is going to take place in calamari country where speciesism never existed against octos, like the splatlands.
Past will not affect the next game whatsoever and you're all dumb for not realizing it.
4 will take place in space
>>506568972thisthe impact of callie vs marie on splatoon 2 was minimal, and the impact of chaos vs order on splatoon 3 was very minimal, not sure why anyone thinks splat 4 will be different
>>506569514I'm just saying it will take place in a new country like how 3 did. Hopefully.
anyone wanna do some open at rotation?
>>506569514>the impact of chaos vs order on splatoon 3 was very minimalanon pls
>>506569848Side Order was a nothingburger and there's barely any chaos in RotM (or the game as a whole).
>>506570183there is chaos permiating through every fiber of splatoon 3, down to the fucking balanceonly side order and alterna are spared from it
>>506569845Just for a bit
>>506570669sorry im a little late starting up right now, ill open a room soon
>>506569845I can join
>>506571894reopening
>>506570183All the chaos for the game was placed into the netcode and egg detection
>>506572098Full?
>>506573517nope, ill reopen after
>>506568660what happens if I cut off her floppers?
>>506576828it would be extremely painful
>>506576828she'd be grumpy for a while until they regenerate
your favorite splatoon character, bald.
>>506579651big man already is
>>506579974why is she smuggling burstbombs
>>506580094Big tits is part of being a takohuge tentacleshuge chest
That’ll be all for me, GGs!
>>506581337GGs
>>506568859>calamari countryFuck you, stop stealing my ideas.
my veemo has no ass and small tits and she's really short
>>506582680same but with ass
>>506583302same but he's a weyyo
GGs Openers
GGs open
ggs opnn
ggs open
>>506583835hug this woomy and tell her everything will be okay
>>506584219All whores
>>506584219they touch hands <3
woomy with headphones (the clamping force has misshapened her soft head)
>>506585438
>>506585786Woomer1
splatoon 4 needsreggae fusionfolkprog rockbedroom pop
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>506565346yeah. never works for me.
only flatties allowed beyond this point
>>506589305*unsheathes ultra stamp*
>>506588371shoegaze or riot
>>506588371Needs Technical Death Metal
Me when Joey gets uppity
>>506590525Me hiding in nono's closet waiting to kill him after he made me watch 20 webms in a single day
>>506590919No one forces you to click on his webms.
>>506590990>not hovering>not having 4chanx
>>506588371it's gonna be eletro swing pastcore retro vibes
>>5065916614chanx sucks dick, it looks ugly and it replaces a lot of functionalities of the site with no-life shitposter alternatives if it was only a post filter it'd be much better
>>506591661No one's forcing you to hover over his bad post for more than 1 second.
>4chanx anons are forced to watch my clipsThanks for letting me know pov: Joey is trying to shoot at you
>>506591963It looks better.>replacesCustomizes. You could even make it ugly again if you really wanted. It's nice to have reverse searches and downloads at a single click.
4chanx lets me hear this
>>506592638>CustomizesIt makes it hyper autistic. It's the 4chan version of ADHD kids watching 3 different videos at the same time. >You could even make it ugly again if you really wantedYou can't.I tried to reverse it to the classical look, all it did was brick half the website.
>You will now remember GRAND FESTIVAL.
>>506592901It's ease of use. That comparison doesn't even make sense.
>>506589002>>506563745I'm sorry anons, once you get the hang of it, it works more often than it doesn't.
>>506593721one thing they really should add is a record feature for the lobby bot to have an actual practice mode. i wouldnt be complaining this much if i could see what does and doesnt work instead of relying on randoms in matchmaking. you also almost died so theres got to be some more nuance to shooting the stamp.
>>506592897Use your super powers
>>506594318the nuance is shooting low, the higher you shoot the more likely the shots are to be eaten. don't trust the reticle, percieve your weapon model, splatlings should be able to hit it shooting straight while some of the taller shooters would have to aim considerably down.
How I sleep at night knowing we're not getting third kits and that the playerbase is dwindling
Japs are laggier than usual this morning
>>506595861Who?
Random jap kids in series avoiding your shots and shooting your after image, they're below average skilled but somehow manage to get kills on you
>>506597220>being so bad at the game you die to japanese kidsi know that feel
Ah western kids, dumb predictable and easy to kill You feeĺ a little lonely but matches usually last less than 30 seconds anyway
test
The lobby bots are useless for anything but the most basic things.S4 really needs to have a proper single player match mode vs Takos, like you can't be going through After Alterna each time you want to have a proper offline fight.>>506594318>you also almost died so theres got to be some more nuance to shooting the stamp.I didn't die though. And when I do die (obviously I do sometimes), it's either direct trade or the enemy is chipped so hard they die to random droplet of ink flying around, so almost as good as trade. Also what >>506595309 said, that's basically it as far as "nuance" goes.And now imagine that stamp was moving inside a portable Bubble that you can't shoot through, that's the level of broken that they made the (previously balanced and counterable) Reefslider to be.
>>506599774You're lucking you weren't ejected by getting hit while in midair
are there guides on how to draw woomies/veemos? I can't seem to make them look right
Can't you useless faggots keep watch of the other flank routes I can't be everywhere at once
>>506604839Sure you can. You just gotta have a lot of squid jump abilities.
>>506601228>the level of brokenIt has to be this "broken" to be useful. You must have powerful unstoppable specials in this game to break open stallfests. Anyone who says otherwise is being disingenuous or hates fun.
>>506605690retard
>>506605690Only someone who plays a worthless weapon like aerospray would think this
>>506607669When has anything ever gotten done?
>>506607857That’s one big slice of tomato
step 1:draw an ovalstep 2: draw the rest of the darn woomy
>>506607365I don't think that
yebby is now mimikyu
>>506607857>>506608358>>506608626I'm having hambargar for lunch
>>506609107Horizontal oval
>Someone tell me they play roller>Glad to find another rollergod pal>They tell me they play carbon rollerCarbonnigers WILL never be RollerGODs
Laura-chan is gonna stream today in about 8 minutes and talk about ordertune.Is someone able to ask her what happened in the junior school track.
>>506610080Context?
>>506610080Someone ask her to show feet like frye please
>>506610178The context is that Laura-chan is going to stream in two minutes and talk about the Ordertune tracks.
>>506610178https://youtu.be/0rO8bLNcqNI?si=HJXDGWDExpWTYFOMShiver and Frye get into a heated argument and presumably cause property damage on the day of their graduation
>>506610919Oh so they're lesbian
>>506610919No, if you listen closely Big Man is arguing with a third party and Shiver and Frye comes into his defense after he presumably gets slapped.At the end you can hear Shiver laugh and Frye yell out bankara. They were fighting someone else and proclaiming their victory.
My woomy won't stop shaking her ass to this songI just want to play Series, this isn't even on any of the CDshttps://youtu.be/JZf4IdjVpMc?si=wDrc5xIsbG_ZEAF0
gm
>>506612012It's 2pm
>>506612195>brit
>X rank is empty
>>506612195Not in the part of the world that matters.
>>506612237wrong timezone
>>506610080>She's just singing the evangelion introI kneel, fryechads...
>>506612265It's a pretty good rotation too, yuros dodging I guess.Kinda wanna try my luck but why did they put it so early in the morning for me?
how to trigger fwar?
Oh new chapter got translated New Agent 3 deserves more love
life of a splatlandian
>continuum destroyedchristmas ruined.
>>506614864
>>506610080Their drawung if shiver a.d frye
stop thirsting over humans
>>506614581is the manga finally good?
>>506616602Seething yebcelWoomies FUCK human men
>>506617510My wives.
>>506616809silence pedo
>>506595473you’re gonna look pretty stupid come this weekend
>>506615686frye forma de namek
My woomy will never be barefoot in public.
have there been any news on a scan of the ordertune stuff
What extras are on the ordertune CD?
>grandma dies during pancakes vs waffles>mother dies during spicy vs sweet vs sour>father in the ER right before frosty festNOGAMI why did you curse me
>>506621641Gma vs Ma vs Pa
>>506621769>dark humorI would be team dad
>>506616602Not my fault Laura is adorable
>people taking sploosh anywhere outside of RMWhy are you doing this to yourself?
Can you believe it guys?Squidmas!Just a week away!
>>506623750>same fucking worthless faggot twice>only now noticed he's running TENACITY on itYeah I'm RQing the match.
>>506624135
we got those scans yet?also anything noteworthy happening anytime soon?
>>506628047>we got those scans yet?there is one, but it's kinda low quality https://www.mediafire.com/file/agep7ojayzf9qhz/BancalaWalker.pdf/file>also anything noteworthy happening anytime soon?the finals for that big jp tournament are this weekend, and some people are spectulating that third kits will be announced during it because of the recent dataminesfrosty fest is also pretty soon
Marie: Get Marina here stat.Callie: Pearl naked!Marina: I have been summoned.
hello, would anyone be up for a winter themed drawpile?
>>506629234I’m not an artist but I have ideas for prompts.
>>506629234Yeah
>>506629234Yeah but I got to go to work in a few minutes
>>506591940please no
>>506628362>recent dataminesque?
>>506630052
The moment my recent win-loss ratio dips below ~70% I start to feel nauseous, how do you perennial shitters keep playing if you whine about "forced" 50/50s so much?
>>506630203https://twitter.com/asasasa98765/status/1859565308656353589two strings were added in 9.2.0:>M_Pins_Cstm02>M_carabiner_Cstm02Cstm02 has been used to refer to third kits in both Splatoon 1 and 2, so it's a pretty safe assumption now to say that they are happeningwe just don't really know how soon
>>506628047this art makes me go feral everytime I see it
>>5066109192 minutes of fuck around with Big Man and find out a Woom/Veem duo comes to kick your ass
>>506632082only they can beat his ass
>>506631259I don't get what really started these images but they are great.
>>506632424JP having better splatfests than us on occasion
>>506629234I can't draw to save my life, but I would still like to see a drawpile.
>>506629772not for today but for around christmas/new year's eve
The only thing I hate more than losing is winning when I'm going negative. I only play videogames to appease my ego, I might as well just lose instead.
>>506636001fwar are real
>>506636498That just means I was the weakest link. Which, granted, it's still better than that being some knuckledragger who ignores the objective and can't flank for shit, but still feels demoralizing.
>top 10 badgeHome X A
>>506637368Don't care I will fight you just the same
Nintendo Switch? What's that?
>>506638515>goes 3/9
>>506638583Who cares I'll still have fun trying to splat them or at least just harass them with bombs.
>>506639580bratty veemo needs correction
>dark-skinned ceph with purple fingers is a fan of Shiverwhat did nintendo mean by this
>>506639580I don't play videogames for "fun"
>>506640594Every Octo has a hyperfixation it seems
>>506641589real subtle nintendo, she even has yellow hair
I guess people like that have to exist somewhere.Might want to get a stress test before you go belly up before you turn 40
>>506642276Son of fish where did the freaking numbers gomeant for >>506641542
>>506642276>before you go belly up before you turn 40God hates me so unfortunately I'm nigh guaranteed to die old
fat veemo is 3,300lbs...
>keep getting matched up against full teams of super laggy japsIsn't it like 2am over there? Go the fuck to sleep you goddamn gookneets
When I'm in a "don't move forward" competition and my opponent is a rainmaker player
>>506643894>pop inkvac>"This Way!">teammate holding rainmaker doesn't push forward with my vac
The only reason I still play this game is because my NSO only runs out until June.
>>506644543>anon can't afford $20/year
LOL
>>506637368Don't worry, I'll kill the enemy carrier over and over and make the match last till Overtime :)
I could suck a titty while I'm standing upDon't ever fucking tell me I ain't man enoughStanding 4'5", voice 6'5"Your whole whip crackin' 'cause we're short guys
>>506646510kill yourself
>aerospray is in rotationAnd I almost missed that
Ever closer...
>>506647783>Moron's BayNot even with a rented ceph.
I feel so miserable booting up this shit but don't have any other game to play.
>>506648069play TF2it's the only other online shooter anywhere near as fun and hectic as sploon
fish?
>Switch year in review out>it's literally just Splatoon for over a thousand hours
>>506649039okay, let me boot up.
>>506649039I wish to
>>506649039yes
>>506649039Sure but I can't join till around the hour I'll (you) when ready
>>506649232>>506649268>>506649325room up
>>506649409Nevermind I see you already got a chopper I'll fish later
who else listens to prochara while playing turf war
>>506649593Grezar's fat ass takes all the space in the copter
>>506650820If I had to listen to that nasal sperg's voice for an entire turf war match I'd probably turn into an active shooter on the spot.
>>506651056Grezar's fat woomy forcing the helicopter to graze the ground
>>506651056Too bad the jersey clips into the ass rest.
Fat veemo requires 5 helicopters to transport
>>506652582Grizzco unleashing fat veemo into the salmon hordes like a nuke as a last resort
Grezar stole my sandwich from the grizzco locker room
>>506653817Yay end of the year review!
ggs fiss we got em
GGs SR room
gggs fshses
GGs
>>506655125>no veemoHow boring
>>506655125kill yourself
>>506655219there aren’t a whole lot of veemo players left on /ink/...
>>506653817link
>>506655125Sex with these woomies
>>506655504https://year-in-review.nintendo.com/en-us/
T-thanks
>>506655470Nono can switch back to veemo
lol?
>>506656036Where do you check that? The website?
>>506656557>>506655694
>>506656557Never mind I just saw in my emails
>get killed by reefslider>wait a secGG N
>>506658285GG P! Just saw what match it was.
>meeting the french in-gameThe horror
>>506660586Not interested in defeating him in battle?
>>506660775How is spamming fizzy bombs and reefslider "a battle"??? I'd rather fight 4 neo splash-os than this obnoxious aerogay shitter
I love pressing the R button and the Right stick :)
The reefslider buff was a mistake
>marooner >shit maps in X>TC in seriesNo wonder the thread died
>>506665104>shit mode in open AND shit maps for it
>>506667731Average splatsville couple
>>506667731kill yourself
Grezar mutilated and raped a little boy in the ass today.
>>506667731sex with these cephs
panic and kold molested an underage yebby at mahi mahi resort restroom
>no /ink/er yuri art:(
>>506670092in the yebby restroom
>>506670394take it up with the /aco/ Splatoon thread
>>506670578d-doesn’t have to be lewd...
>>506670394draw yuri of the yurifag cephs
>>506670753oh absolutely
this but woomy
>>506671453So for the bottom part should they be in inkling form?
>>506671704in the transition form where they are still humanoid but already inky
>>506671804All right, I'll give it a shot.
>>506670394Does he know?
why couldn't they just make it fun
>>506673360i haven't seen any
>>506673868because fun is obsolete and doesn't make moneynu-fun like fomo and eomm are in vogueexpect splat4 to be full gacha to pull the big numbers
>>506674097my woomy after I beat her for being bad
>>506674459I'm ready to roll for SSR idol pulls
My entire sense of self-worth hinges on how well my latest match played out. I don't even pay attention to what happened during it, only the end result.
Squid criminal lore
>>506674920squishy muffin
>>506678641but that's a ceph
>>506667971Its true my woomy is dating a veemo
Callie = muffinMarie = muffintop
>>506680459Go on call me fat again I dare you.
>>506678036That small fry had a fork A FORK!!!!!!!That yebb got pushed into the water I guess Mr. Grizz didn't like someone else trying to make modded weapons.
>>506681339Fat in the right spots
>>506678036now are these filled with salmon who are getting ready to battle in the "arena"or are the ceph who get kidnapped during big runs put into these for the salmon to use and get extra special golden eggs in a sort of revenge setting
>>506683505Thats not what a golden egg is anon it don't work that way.
>>506684031wait so my ceph has been doing it wrong all this time?!?!?!
>>506678036I just know Ken Krak will show up as a villain one day
>>506684821No your ceph has been doing it right all this time kill the fish collect the unborn salmon and hand the egg over to Mr. GrizzNow if your ceph is a salmon fucker well what they do when off the clock isn't any business or concern of Grizzco industries ltd.
>win all but one match this rotation>actually mad about itI don't think I enjoy playing this game.
>>506686908fwar is even worse than flaryou won every match but you had no engagementat least in flar situations you can just go "fuck it" and play team deathmatch against stronger opponents and have fun by overcoming the odds, even if partially, but when it's fwar you just don't get to play
flar and fwar do not existthe only constant is you
>>506688369Winning a match such a shame eh a win is a win.
>>506688369>forced wins vs top rank badgesSure thing bucko.
fwarfloppywoomiesarereal
>>506688631>t. Never fishes with randos
>>506688706badges don't equal skillnot only that, they're spoofable
>>506688973>freelancing post-badge checkpoints>ever
I'm not bad, the matchmaking is just working against me.
>>506688631>i'm a constant>somehow get nothing but stomps either way because game fails to match my constant with other equal constantsfeels very much forced
>>506688742Truth
I don't like how long floppers look on S3 woomies.
>>506689810Die
>>506689914You know deep down that I'm right, the new models are a downgrade.
>>5066896943's floppers feel so weightlesswith 1 and 2's animations they feel meaty, not just in terms of weight but also in being muscles that can move on their owntry spinning in place, s2 woomies tuck the flops to their body like a ballerina, s3 woomies just helicopter them like they are nothing
flop
>>506690085>s3 woomies just helicopter them like they are nothingYou say that like it's a bad thing
>>506690025nah
>>506690339it is a bad thingfloppers are supposed to flop, not flap
>>506690085
>>506690664weird, seems like they flap on s2 >>506690850
picking up your woomy by her floppers and swinging her into the wall (so long gay bowser)
>>506690235kill yourself
>>506690850special charged flapping is supposed to represent a buildup of energy and be visible in gameplay from afar, plus is a keyframed animation, actually, it doesn't use physics, so you can let it slide. the baseline tentacle physics are much more flop than flap.
>>506691312>t-that doesn’t count!
>>506691713s1/2 is meaty most of the time, only just sometimes flappys3 is always flappy
>>506691886>moving the goalpost
>>506691312Fine lets have a woomy on the street jump for us
>>506692350that's a flop. compare how dampened the movements are compared to s3's.
>>506692571Lets get a long flopper woomy from the Splatlands to jump for us to compare.
>>506692350I forcefed my woomy meds just for this, hope you're happy.
>>506693071they'll go everywhere when she jumps up and then wrap around her head in an unpleasantly asymmetrical fashion
What are beeb flops called?
>>506693376octotroopers
>>506693376beebs don't have flopsthe longest hairstyle they got are curls, but we call them curls too
>>506693376Their tentacles don't flop.
>>506692350>clip into each other and get stuck for a momentwow
>>506693156look at them go everywherealso is it just me or does s3 have higher gravity too? she leaves the ground at higher velocity but comes down faster too.
Friendly reminder if your woomy doesn't have flops that's not a woomy that's a yebby
>>506693769>stuck for a momentSuckers were touching in publicLEWD
My veemo has a fetish for big flops (either gender)
>>506696102I miss that cute little touch 2 had with long flopper woomies
>>506696514
Why don't veemos get super long hair
>>506697021They’re not good
>>506697021marina does
>>506697492but she's an honorary inkling and "one of the good ones" according to pearl, so it kinda doesn't count
woomy wearing trousers
woomy saying trousers
>>506698339Compensated dating with these inklings.
>>506697492She's a tako not a veemo
>>506698448they're all yebbies.
>>506698636I called them "inklings" and not "woomies" for a reason.
>>506671453
shiver kissing her three frye plushes good night
>>506698783kek
>>506698783Excellent work
>>506697021Because it would shoot veemo sex over 9000 case in point >>506639580>Well what are you waiting for Nogami give us this tentacle style already.
>>506703086veemo that might call you "dude"
my woomy works at the paint department at home depot
My woomy eats paint.
good night /ink/
my woomy paints pornographic images and sells themshe uses herself as a reference
>>506704347It must hurt being reminded of how much fun she used to have playing in turf wars when she is surrounded by boring regular paint everyday
My woomy can't work, she was deemed too silly for labor.
>>506705431She's getting old and doesn't like the direction Judd and the jellies have taken in administering turf and ranked. She's at peace with her retirement.
fuck off
>>506708142>Low energyYes>Back painYes>teeth hurtYesI've turned into Capn' 3
splatoon 1, now that was a good game.
>>506689019>badges don't equal skilthen why the hell would I even bother with this shit ass garbage queue?
>>506689019>spoofablesince when
>>506711090clinical retardation?>>506711679Since forever, anticheat doesn't check for them.
If your team can't move the objective past 80 after the 2 minute mark the match should automatically be forfeit. Stop wasting my time.
five little utsus jumping on the bedone fell down and bumped her foreheadshiver called the doctor and the doctor saidno more utsus jumping on the bed
what does it mean when your woomy does this
>>506713060Standard silly behavior perfectly normal for a woomy
Romen TC is fucking trash.
>>506713736definitely its weakest mode.
>>506714261Yeah, it's impossible to lose once you clear the second checkpoint.
Eight is very cute.
My woomy died from a broken heart
>>506717613But she has several of them...
autistic woomy watching little dark age edits of human history
>>506718149Mini stamper
>>506723017
die
who salmn
>>506730304i could fsh a bit.
>>506731445i fsh for 1 king, (you) me if you make a room or want me to make a room.
>>506732075staying fresh, I see
I just woke up I wouldn't play right my brain isn't fully functional yet let's fish in an hour. I need my 5 regigigas turns
>>506732236ggs freelancers. i done now.
woomy in the treeyou get down from there right nowaaaaa
"VEEMOS could be here", he thought.
>>506734885With a reefslider, you can go anywhere you want.
agent 1: big flopper woomyagent 2: big flopper woomyagent 3: big flopper woomyagent 4: big flopper woomyagent 3: big flopper woomy
>>506735907
>>506708969Real question is do you still play it on Pretendo?>>506713060She's like me rolling up into a blanket roll for the cold days.
>havent browsed 4cuck in a while>look up ign on archives out of curiosity>i live rent free in some niggers head tsundere or whatever the tranime term for it is tb h
>>506739775go away ballin
>>506739775>>look up ign on archives out of curiosityhow do you even admit that without embarrassment
>browse 4chad every day>look up woomy out of curiosity>free woomies in every thread (I have 458 woomies)manmenmi or whatever the squiddo term for it is
>>506739775>wants to dissociate from 4chan using by naming it 4cuck and claiming not to browse it>yet knows its archive sites and wordfilters>wants to dissociate from anime by calling it tranime and feigning to not know any of its vocabulary>yet uses the right trope termwhat a viciously irony poisoned mind, I can only hope it's a passing phase of youth
>he doesnt keep up with the latest inker teaalso i dont think i ever claimed i was trying to use the site less, more like a lack of motivation to regularly check this shit site
Merry Yebbsmas
>>506741785>wants to associate with 4chan using by naming it 4chad and claiming to browse it everyday>knows its archive sites and wordfilters>wants to associate with manmenmi by calling it woomy and feigning to know all of its vocabulary>uses the right trope termwhat a viciously sincerity cured mind, I can only hope it's a lasting phase of youth
yawn...
if you wanted to get a woomy commission to put on a coffee mug where do you start
what a waste of money
>>506746898just for the drawing or for the mug too?
>>506739775Orion you're back!
>>506748581I'd drink her ink asshole
EveryVeemoIsLemons
>>506754146Mine is lime
THIS [woomy!] IS LOUD AND UGLY
>>506754146
>>506754931
>>506713060It's called a panic roll
>>506755469Now she is LOUD(And ugly)
Frye's earsboing boing
profreshional whore cephs get their sharp teeth removed for sucking cock
>>506759137Calling her "dumbo" repeatedly and asking if she gets stuck in the doorway on the qna line until she cries on live air
>>506759847queen never cry
>>506759847>she van goghs her ears in front of a live audience to "give the fans what they want"
>>506759997>Dalit-coded character>Queenlolno
*siiip*
>>506760249This is fake, hot cocoa is for octosWoomy prefers pilk
>>506760027>yfw
>>506760225>dalit-coded>when her clan is reveredyou lostfrye is coming back in splatoon 4 btw
utsutechsupport
>>506760667Saar I will redeem <3
>>506760667Frye will try to scam you and install malware on your computer and will threaten you when you don't give her money immediatelyMarina will upgrade your ancient beater pc and will turn down your offers to pay for her help, at most she will ask you to check out her github for tutorials and qol workarounds
>>506761281why are you trying to get people to hate marina
>>506761281I love my nerd wife (and her wigger wife (who is also my wife)) so much.
>>506761712i hate marina because she refused to cut a piece off her tentacle off and give it to me, my collection will never be complete if i dont take matters into my own hands
>>506761894Chocotako a cute!!
i don't like their kind
>>506763595Craig you can't say that...
Craig is a closeted gay guy
Do you think they confirmed Big Man as gay so people wouldn't think he's having sex with the other two.
>>506764450mrs cuttlefish just wasnt cutting ithim and octavio take turns wearing the maid outfit
>>506764860IT'S NOT FAIRIT SHOULD'VE BEEN MENOT HERME!!!!!!!
>>506765058>Tao Blu upon seeing another brown ceph with purple tipped fingers and yellow hair
I had a dream where my woomy did octolingface, and a group of veemos cornered her and threatened to beat her up.
>"connection is unstable" as I'm targeted by a mawsNice, thanks Nintendo.
>>506764743
Sillies.
>>506766103double digit IQ between the three of them
>>506764860blue ringed octussy...
Been sitting on too many silver scales so I'll let /ink/ decide which two slopsuits I should buy (that likely won't ever use).
>>506767808If you plan not to use them, pick Silver & Gold.
>>506767808Skin color of ceph?
>>506767808>BerryBoring>SilverOnly if you picked Order during 2's finalfest>GoldOnly if you picked Chaos during 2's finalfest>IridescentOnly if you're a raging homosexual
>>506768083>Only if you're a raging homosexualthat barely narrows it down
the post-big run cancer still persists.
>>5067679625>>506767947Koi too good.>>506768276That's just the new normal post-EVP checkpoints. It won't go away.
how chewy are floppersAre they tender or rubbery
>>506769454rubbery
there are people in /ink/ that haven't tried calamari yet?
>>506770936yup, not big on seafood.
>>506770936seafood gives me diorama
>>506770936I ate a bunch of dishes with squid and octopus in Japan, but isn't calamari specifically fried squid rings from Mediterranean countries? I may have ate it while in Italy or Spain.
>>506770936fried woomy is delicious
frye woomy
>>506774408
Good/cute qualities of Weyyos. Go.
>>506774786I don’t like how woomies have that V crotch thing.
>>506774912fuck off woman
>>506774912Tinted shades look the best on them
Who are the most obnoxious idolfags and why is it fryefags? All posts mentioning other idols combined is still less than how much frye gets posted about.
>>506775145Shut up Tao Blu, Shiver will never love you
>>506775028>womanDamn guess im trans now>>506775043fuck off Nono
>>506775145>tfw to intelligent to like Frye
>>506770936greek food is killer but it is expensive as fuck where I'm from desu
>>506775564>to intelligent
I should've played more Under Night.
>>506775529>nonoWho?
>>506776305What happened to this weyyo player is he still here?
>>506764860do you think nintendo just throws in these little lorebits at random for the purpose of giving a more obscure character fanart?
My Woomy listened to this and now she's top 5% in Tentatekhttps://youtu.be/YBJhzfvdyKw?si=TWOxM_-WCsr8iTtP
>>506776472It pisses me off, she should belong to the selfinsertfags What do I have that that seagull sounding ass blue bitch doesn't?
>>506776752>being cucked by a ceph that's also being cucked
wtf is with the short sr rotations
>>506776752You can't complete against a veemo just accept your a failure in everything
>>506776752*seal noises*
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