Previous: >>506051275Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Version 9.2.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v910• Chill Season is on until 2/28>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
finally that big run is over
now /ink/ will die once more
>>506274458Feels bad
everyone complains about shitters, but what if I am the shitter?
>>506274814You become the stress release
>missed big runwell fuck, i haven't played in a week and got the itch for splatoon but i was a day late
I may be a shitter but I'm still cute at least.
post scoresyou DID get true gold, right anon?
posting again herehttps://www.tumblr.com/lumenid/769974354704498688/ordertune-ripordertune rip already available
I've probably dumped maybe 60 hours into Salmon Run and I never truly enjoyed it.
>>506275748Poomy!
>>506276246 piracyscene@noa.nintendo.com
>>506276105I only got to 138 playing with retards (myself included)
CALLIE!!!!!!!!
>>506276246honeypot
>>506277253
I'm starting to think there are more women and gays in here than straight men
>>506278285there's a big difference between being a homosexual man and a flamboyant fucking gay faggot
ugly ass yebby
>>506278341My wife.
>>506278913*doesn't repost*
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>506279523
>>506278285Which ones are women? Asking for a friend.
>>506280170the weyyo players
>>506280170The one with the cute ceph.
>>50628017090% of the yebweyy players
>>506280170You have no /ink/ friends
>>506280170If you haven't already figured it out you have low IQ, they won't date you anyway
If I had an /ink/ gf I would commission art of our cephs having sexo.
>>506278556I never said anything about that? take your meds
>>506276105
I'm the manliest weyyo player on /ink/.
>>506281135So you only suck two cocks a day
>>506281135You are a narcissist and a dredge on society.
I’m the cutest weyyo player on /ink/.
>opponent disconnects>rest of his team gives up and starts jumping>teammate kills them anyway
>>506267869Frye of course
can anyone update me on the pearlwoomie lore? is she having another fight with marie? man what a toxic relationship.
>>506280170me :3
these are very important questions that need to be answered asapwhat is this woomy's title and was she team past, present or future? >>506245043
>>506285393that's S, future for suredon't remember title
>>506285363pls be in splatsville…
>>506285393Cute Archdemon
>>506285393pretty sure it was team future
:D
the fug
>>506285393Saber, Cute Archdemon, future, woomy
>>506288760why are her flops so dry?
>>506288760kill yourself
>>506281181Not him, fr*nchoids are faggots by default.
Saber mutilates and rapes toddlers every day.
>>506289156Mental illness... Flop fryers.
>>506290128Why does Nogami enable this?
>>506290128mullet is the best mental illness
>>506290128The question is, which one's more mentally ill? Or as experts would call it, "silly."
>>506290975shredded flops are the original mental illness.
>>506291280Which makes it unfresh
>>506290975Shredders are psychopaths, while bedhairs are peak silly.
>both s1 hair>hime>side flop>bowl cutThe other hairs make inklings look dumb
>>506293789hime is overrated
leave, bad woomy
>>506219864>>506229963extremely late but HE DID IT!we go on to hell's wildcard against /twg/ and then /lcg/ if we win the first match on friday!
>>506295201>woomy>bad
>>506290975My woomy had the left one in 2 and the right one in 3......
>>506297097Why did he leave bros
>>506297201Dynamo feels even worse in this game.
>>506298441mpu was just a placebodynamo is objectively better in 3 compared to 2
>>506298950>muh coolerthe only redeeming quality
>>506299186not even close, though it does help>better paint>damage/hitboxes are closer to how they were in S1 without being gigabrokenonly thing it's missing is one more good kit (angle/booyah)
evens more sploon, odds non-sploon related
When are they adding splashdown stamper? That would be godlike.
god DAMNIT
>>506299186While still not restored to it's S1 "glory", it's quite retarded to say that Dynamo Roller isn't better in 3.
>>506300015we don't discuss the niggas who waited a year and a half for gold dynameme
>>506300227at least they had a usable kit at launch
I shivered when I went outside today and I thought of Shiver.
>>506302454I fell in a deep fryer yesterday and I thought of Frye
>>506304156Oh MAMA
what if sideorder but pearl is a titan and 8 is her pilot
>>506304579God damn right fag
I fell asleep so early into the night I missed the end of it and a teehee session. >>506268547And anon asking me to post a clip, I'm downloading one just for you babe.
Stinky girlfailure NEET woomies
>>506305552failed idol woomy gf
>>506305552
>>506305552*SNIIIIIIFFFFFFF*
>>506305987>NEET>clearly wearing school uniform
>>506304156
>>506306086It hasn't seen academic use (or a wash cycle) in several years
the fags asking for an /ink/ gf are undateable pedophilesno thank you lol
>>506305650she got fired from her retail job at walleye warehouse and now lives in a shitty run down apartment in splatsville
>>506306958Sunny...
>>506306958>Marina ditches Acht and this bitch for mediocre white woman squssyWhy are eighters like this?
fat veemo is 3,200lbs...
>>506306903I can fix her
>>506307542Need Cohozooner Veemo gf
yebby is going to meet his veemo gf’s family for christmas….i’m scared for him
>>506307953Her mother is a neglectful alcoholic chainsmoker living off government subsidies. Her father left when she was born because she was so ugly.Her two brothers are ghetto hoodrats and one of them has an ankle monitor.Maybe it's best if they just have dinner at his.
the hate for octos around here is borderline schizo
>>506305227I'm sorry anon, my clips lately haven't been very impressive and I often forget to clip the good ones during the heat of action.Here's normal gameplay looking sloppy I'll pay more attention what to clip next time
>>506298950You talk about MPU but he didn't even use MPU.
>>506307785fat veemo gets confused for a cohozuna all the timeit annoys her because they disrespect her private lunch time
>>506307083Buff jellies need to return
>>506310709I desperately need to bounce on buff jelly
>>506307706I can't fix your pedophila
>>506306903You're in your 20's I'm only in my 30's. There is nothing creepy about a relationship like that.
>>506312660Anon... she wasn't talking about age difference
>>506312660>you don't understand. I'm only in my 30's. 30's are youngWhen will you manchildren grow up? Go play adult games
>>506313010NTA but what other meaning could the word pedophile have?
>>506313343Saying "sex with woomy" when all woomies look like teens or pre-teens
>>506313386Nuh uh, my woomy is a 9000 year old succubutt
>>506313386Ive never said those words
sex with woomy
>>506313386If cephs in s4 are any older than 14, I’m not buying it.q
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>506314743That’s what you get for being a thief instead of buying it.
>>506314743What was it? The art book scans?
>>506314108They will all be 40
>>506314743https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLP6MG80A1UgQurCqC16m2Bt62Z-oHdMlS
>>506315143someone should ytdlp this and dump it on a filehost
>>506315614if you even know that yt dlp exists you should be able to do it yourself not that you should because youtube compression.
>>506315614i'm just uploading everything for easy access, but i still have the files on flac if you want me to do a wetransfer or something
>Switch 2 literally just a slightly rounder and longer Switch w/ extra shoulder buttons>Backwards compatibility means yet another surge in ports and "Uber Ultra Deluxe" editions of already-existing games>Execs taking forever to announce it because they know it'll be a great big nothingburger that will potentially demolish Nintendo's entire presence in the gaming industry Will 2025 be the year of the biggest jape Ninty has pulled so far? Is there any hope left after the marketing fiasco that was the Wii U?
they've said they're going to make a switch 2 or pro since 2017. i just want them to go third party so i can play their games on actual hardware. who actually takes their switch around with them?
>>506316815how legit are those leaks? woomy game on switch 2?
>>506317431>wmy swidge 2inevitable
I'm going to Switch 2 veemo
>>506298950>dynamo is objectively better in 3 compared to 2no, it is worse in almost every way even before we consider mpuit got its cover abuse gutted by new roller falloff mechanics, it's no longer based on distance but on time of flight and that means that old highly curved shots now hit like wet farts instead of tsunami waves of deathit got barely anything in return in direct combat, effective ranges are about the same on flat groundmap design in 3 is hostile to it, it can work on some s2 maps like humpback and sturgeon but the rest of the maps are too big and wide open for it to function, even museum is one of the few maps where splat1 d-dong struggledmeta is fucking cracked, it's super fast and non-commital which fucks slow and intimidation-heavy dong over, though to its credit it can provide cooler to its team and do stupid things when juiced upthey added two superior dynamos and two sidegrade dynamos, so it's no longer the one and only dong and if you don't want cooler feel free to pick between decav's brute force, wellstring's hitbox spam, swigger's godlike inking and painbrush's single braincell gameplayabout the only good change it got was more consistent inking, the rest of the changes dumpstered it and now all it does is spam [special] on select maps
leaky woomy (she got ink on the couch)
bad woomyno leakingbend over my knee now
>>506318190*splat*
>>506318334wtf black /ink/? nogami please add to multiplayer
>>506314818Shut up, I'm away from home and can't receive mine for a few weeks.>>506314878OST rip>>506315143Thanks, really would like to have a complete rip off all disks tho.
>>506319196https://gofile(dot)io/d/cZdydDdesu i should have ordered the artbook and album on buyee, i ordered it on playasia and i'm still waiting for them to ship it
callies big ol wobble booty
>>506316815>Backwards compatibility means yet another surge in ports and "Uber Ultra Deluxe" editions of already-existing gamesExcept all of the Wii U, 3DS and Wii ports on the Switch were games that weren't playable on the Switch? Retard.
>>506322980>zelda>mario kartcheck mate anonion
>>506324375What would her manager say about this
>>506317847God you’re fucking retarded.
>>506316815>"cut the gimmick crap and just make a more powerful switch">nintendo does exactly that>"will this be nintendo’s biggest failure since the wii u?????????"shut up
>No Acht AmiiboIT'S NOT FAIR
>>506326149no they/them amiibo
>>506319783<3 ilu anon, my vacation has just been made 333x better!>desu i should have ordered the artbook and album on buyee, i ordered it on playasia and i'm still waiting for them to ship itWish I did that too now, just to have both in one package and save on shipping a little. My artbook is still not shipped from Amazon, but it should be any day (original ETA was today lol).In the end I must have paid at least double the price for shipping and proxy, because Nintendo hates Western players. Fuck Nintendo for real.
>>506325237what an in-depth response, i salute your thorough insight on the matter and concede my position
There is no legitimate reason as to why Nintendo stopped making official english releases of the Splat art booksDo they hate money
>>506326684Yours isn't enough
>>506326684you don't get to complain, the usa got 2 artbooks, france only got one and it's a stinky hardcover.
>>506327360english is the lingua franca. french, ironically enough, isn't.
>>506327531>lingua francawtf is that
>>506327360>hardcover>stinkyBro what? Hardcovers are premium.
French /ink/ers can only whine and cry, so annoying
>>506328586Bahaha jaloux de notre supériorité, pad étonnant
>>506330573Putain mdr la woumi faguette hon hon hon
je ne mange pas six jours
La France? Le pays des calamazones.
I believe it's bed time for americans, /ink/ belongs to europeans now
>>506331832What about Australians?
Shiver's VA is rrally flexible
>>506331832>72 IP addresses in South Asia rangeHELLO BANGLADESH SAARShttps://files.catbox.moe/0o8eyl.mp4
>>506332082Frye taught her some yoga
>>506331832wrong assholethis is my wake up time
>>506331695>calamazonesgreat name, nice pun>squid sisterslazy, incorrect to the lore
Acht is a girl in the french version
I never played splatoon in french despite being french
>>506334534Frenchies know what's up.
>>506336620>the animated series' bath scene storyboardUGH
The splatoon devs probably have tons of concept arts with naked idols and cephs they never released to the public
>>506337146GIgaleak but it's woomy's clam
>>506337146No one could draw hips and tummies this sexy and not make porn.
Imagine you could commission Seita Inoue to draw your ceph in the authentic splatoon artstyle
Looking at Seita's instragram and it's so full of barefeet art. Is he a feet guy? Is he the one that insisted on adding the Friendship bracelet?
i still can't believe they buffed fizzy bomb, already the best sub in the game, and then buffed it again as compensation
Sloshmo nerf inkoming.
>>506341742It was a net paint nerf you nincompoop.
Less paint, going less far but can still do everything the other bomb subs do for less ink and the "less far" part makes it somewhat deadlier depending on the enemy's reaction Still is the best sub weapon in the game
kill yourself >>506309128>>506332082kill yourself
>Authorities believe he had stolen up to 100 different panties from the lockers of woomies and veemos in the lobby>When questioned, he simply stated that "his collection was ruined now"
>>506342108Both Sloshing Machine and Slosher do need some kind of movement or firing speed nerf. So annoying to fight at close range. Add in thetre trislosher, not the worst but it having more range than my main weapon annoys me
>>506345037>rangelet shootercels whining whenever other classes counter themThen you'll ask for Wiper nerfs, then Mini Splatling after that and so on so forth.
>>506345281And then my favored weapon will reign supreme. Perfectly balanced game
Try to fight trislosher as sploosh and get a kill without trading Everything should be balanced with sploosh in mind
>>506344970i hope he didn’t steal my veemo’s, they’re really embarrassing...
>>506344970His collection was ruined because he found out one of the panties he stole was from a hime cut yebby and not a woomy
>>506339660Being a professional artist comes with the tradeoff of liking feet
>>506346159>Veemo's nerdy My Little Seapony panties...
>>506346332>size XXL
>>506345662splash is terrible in S3you should play something that outranges it :)
>>506346518Nice try Crabmeta nostalgist, the future is Splash Neo
>>506346285Twitter (presently X) kept recommending this post to me for a good while, I wonder why.
>>506344738Wake up, they're posting feet
>>506346613>he doesn't know
>>506346332n-not that embarassing...
>>506346285>>506346675kill yourself
>>506346973Why you took so long? You're not paid to slack off
I am a certified Zekko ceph now.
so is Pearlina confirmed yet or do we still not have those pages of Bancala Walker
>>506347246>Zekko>in 2025Do you also miss Saltspray Rig, gramps?
>>506347246Why is Emberz so god damn rare in shops?!?!
>>506345662that was always the case. small guns that rely in mobility to not get hit could never go against consistent big hitbox guns like tri and octobrush.
will the switch 2 have better online?
>>506348241Ballin you're back!
>>506347447Old Underpass? Now THAT was stage design.>>506348013They only barely added enough gear to make the gold badge attainable and I'm sure a lot of it is catalog-exclusive, so yeah.
Cephs that bite!
>will [insert question that no one has the answer to along with a bait image to make people mad because you're craving attention]?
i think one of the biggest problems with splatoon stage design is nowadays a lot of stages don’t actually feel like the location they’re in, just near itit started in 2 but it’s more noticeable in 3not every stage in 3 is like this but there’s a lot of them
>>506352370you mad?
>>506352313Chihuawoomy bites everyone and everything
>>506352782Need more carton boxes on hangglefish
>>506352782i feel it the most with undertow because I still don't know what the fuck that place is supposed to be. is it a literal sewer?
>>506352892H-Hot!…….
>>506353645it's a spillway
>>506353947The Gaijin mind cannot comprehend
>>506353947i dont understand how it works. where is the water going? playing on a dam wouldve been cooler.
>>506352782barnacle & dime especially
>>506347263If you're talking about the short story, it's a prequel and Pearl isn't mentioned at all.
>>506347263>bancalatriggered
Specials are far too strong in this game, the only thing that should matter is your main weapon and nothing else.
I am the most toxic /ink/er
>>506356056won't go that far. all three parts of the kit should be in harmony. but they keep overtuning the specials so harmony is never achieved.
>>506346613well lookee here
>>506356451I only justify bombs because otherwise chargers would be beyond broken. If it depended on me I'd ditch snipers and just have your main. Specials are MOBA babby shit that has no place in shooters even Warcraft III was worse off because of heroes.
>>506356685>vExplo in top 8 and no coolerimpressive.
>>506356685The more surprising part is only one Decav.
>>506356685pencil needs to be raped and gutted along with triple inkstrike
>>506356685>tristrikes, sippies, zookas and bubblersit's really weird seeing a single wail, hammer and missile in here.
>>506356685at the very least the .52 clog is gone
>>506356685>s-blast 92huh
>>506357471booyah can (kind of but not really) compete with tri-strike now after the buff
>>506356906>implyingthis is what they played in quarter finals and even if I didn't check for the eliter team, I'm 80% sure they also switched to pencilI don't like these graphs and avoid posting them for that reason but this time I had to because there's no bad reason to spit on neo splash
>>506356056Main weapon?
>>506357601slider is unironically still better at it, and assblast with it has a sub that can actually charge it, but no compfag will ever admit that sprinkler slider kit can be better than burst booyah. their pride is on the line, afterall.
>>506357974You're not even S+.
>>506357809kill yourself
>>506356685Just make pencil 230p and it would be fine.
>>506347263Your ships will NEVER be canon.They/thems will NEVER be in splatoon.
>>506358331*250
>>506356685>slosher doesn't deserve a nerf
>>506357725that's not them retard, they don't get shown in the stream replay>>506357974>mmmmmh I know the game than the people offing their entire youth for it 'kay
>>506358572it doesn'tstrike does
>>506357809You will never be on the same level as sploosh anon.
>>506357974they are in comp because they are better than you
>>506323606They weren't going to abandon BotW or the Wii U's best selling game.
>>506358331the main itself is a problem. blue pencil is the best weapon in the series, but people forget that red pencil is still a top 5 gun and isn't used because blue is used. >>506358572right place, right time. slosher is only so prevalent right now because of extremely favourable meta, it has precedent of being well balanced in a different meta and the meta is shit so it's better to change the meta than to touch slosher that will react to the change.
>>506332082>>506332278I've never been more upset that Laura always wears socks in all of her casual pics
>>506358853I know I miss him too
>>506359264Slosher has too much movement
>>506332082is that even her? i thought she had boobs
>>506359264The problem is pencil being given to it in the first place. Even overlooking its sheer turfing power, the fact that it's a backline that doubles as support, so it lets teams have 3 weapons that actually fight and play the game because the same player is now acting as the superjump point, sippy dispenser and turf support. Red pencil would see a lot more play if the vanilla kit wasn't there, sure, but it wouldn't stiffle competition for backliners AND supports at the same time.
https://youtu.be/Be5Err7ygLs?si=f5WOZVRJHa24XNTo&t=28the chinks are ripping off splatoon
>>506356685>explosher top 8LETS FUCKING GO HELLS YEAH
>>506359819do not lewd the laura-chan
RollerGODS how are we feeling seeing rollers in area cup?
kill yourself
>>506358158i was s+ back when s+ was the cool rank for the top 1%. >>506358659i offed my entire youth for it too. except where everyone were honing their mechanical skills, i labbed, analyzed and theorycrafted. lots of top players genuinely rely on hunches and "this feels right", i have deep understanding of the game's core design and often predict things well in advance. watching meta inertia finally catch up to my findings feels gratifying. >>506359124i do have subpar consistency that prevents me from getting good results at top level. but the main reason i haven't played comp since s1 days is because i don't find splatoon nearly as enjoyable with communication. it's a different, objectively worse game with in-match voice chat, a good lot shallower and a lot faster, and in case of splat, fast is a plague. 3 is too fast even in radio silence of solo queue, with comms it regresses to an absolute clusterfuck. >>506360226no long-action weapon has too much movement. slosher does have good framedata for one and is good at denying enemy movement, but it'll never be a shooter. and it's too reliant on jumps since its strafe is abysmal, so it tends to willingly make itself vulnerable.
>>506361259the only reason roller is played over anything is to curl bubbles straight into the zone. the main is an accessory, its purpose is solely to threaten to swat people trying to get in and nothing else.
>>506361659you don't have anybody to play with anymore. you're old news and washed.
>>506356685welcome back crabtank
I'm not feeling like complete trash today, might woomy later
>>506354352>i dont understand how it works. where is the water going?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp2l6nFIsZA>playing on a dam wouldve been cooler.Wouldn't mind tbqhhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPgEb6dBiFI
>>506362171sexo muffin
>>506360657unironically looks more fun than foamstars
>>506362542t. woomy who remembered to take her meds
>>506362778Thats not a high bar
>>506362171begone whore
>>506362315old fishermen never die, they just smell that way.
>>506361659>i have deep understanding of the game's core design>calls pencil the best weapon in the seriesnah, you have 1v1 brainrot (from being a fgcfag and/or never realising what happened between S1 and S2) and since you never confronted your headcanons with other actual good players' views, you just sank deeper and deeper into your fabrication of what the game is and only looked at actual data by indulging in confirmation bias thinking it confirms your predictions
i like fisch
>>506363921we know, timmywoom
>>506363972Thats not me...im a weyy...
>>506363784>fgcfagQRD on that?
>>506364221it means a fightan' player
>>506364830whats the c stand for
>>506364895fighting game community
I only theorycraft about making woomy the cutest.
>>506365007oh. people normally just say fgc not fgcfag.
>>506365298he wanted to be extra rude I suppose
>>506365482This level of "smelling your own farts" warrants it.
/ink/'s best players are gay. Being homophobic is for shitters
>>506365482its not rude. its weird like instead of saying normalfag or even normie you stay typicalbro.
>>506365745attaching -fag as a suffix to turn anything derogatory is a pretty common chanism
>>506366031im not arguing against the -fag suffix.>only 200+I guess it must be fairly new or i evaded seeing the term for like 10 years.
>>506366031>derogatoryNot even. Just a suffix to turn any word into a word that is a person. Like a drawfag or an oldfag. It's a bit surprising there isn't a catch all suffix like that in English, it's a useful thing to have.
>>506363784if i had 1v1 brainrot, i'd say that squeezer is the best weapon. it's only the second best, and it's closer to the rest than it is to how dominant and enabling snipes can be. squeez just plays the game better than other guns, snipes plays its own game and forces it upon the 7 other players in the match. you can beat a snipes team, but in an organized setting you have to specifically set out to do so. and the funny thing? i've been saying that it's strong since it was released, back when everyone saw it as nova-tier meme. it took several buffs (particularly one to its efficiency that tipped it over the crest) and then half a year on top for it to just get noticed, and then a while longer for it to finally take over the crab-infested brains of top players. but nobody listens to people "from the outside".
>>506366954>It's a bit surprising there isn't a catch all suffix like that in EnglishWe do have it in English. It's -fag.
I got recommended a yt video about why inklings have titties.
>>506362171Why is it so rare to see good off-model art?
>>506367858because you don’t look hard enough
>>506368520this*posts yuta*
>>506367858I can't tell if you're calling that art good or bad
Anyone slim for a slom at the hour?
>>506369134I’m at work sorry
This is a fuckin video…to some FATFUCK on Gootube named Beebo2988z
>>506337782If only>>506368846If you had a higher IQ you'd be able to tell I was praising it
>>506369134fsh?
I wish I was good enough for be a charger main.
>>506369134i can
>>5063691343/4, (You) me if you want in.
>>506370660go play snipewriterit's good at teaching you how to play chargersand if all else fails, you can just keep playing snipewriter
>>506371334It really doesn't have the same impact when you switch dick to clit.
>>506359819I have a few
>>506371805it makes my penis feel funny
>>506371805Idk I kind of like how angry she is that she insists on me going down on her
>>506371829fuck off
>>506372376
I'm not afraid to call out people who come into my lobbies with the friendship bracelet on
>>506373469for being based as fuck?
I'm not a feetfag, I just like being barefoot it feels nice on my feet
>>506374046I like the casualness of it, but if the game had a regular option for socks I would use it instead.
>>506259008HOLY SHIT!!! THESE ARE ALL SUPER CUTE!! You drew my squid super adorable. This made my day anon thank you so much! I'll cherish it.
GG's Slammers!
ggggggggs salami! nice gold!
>>506374380Ecks, in my squid general? based
>thought my BR score was absolute shit>Top 4%Did no one fucking play or what?
footschizo when he's in the shower and he catches a glimpse of his own toes
>>506376006It's okay, he's so fat he can't see what's under his gut.
>>506376006when he finds out that foot is a unit of measurement
>>506376006it's bold of you to assume he showers at all with how much time he wastes his free time here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTylJAXzhs8what's with the sudden certainty?
Explosher should paint like shit
>>506377297it's clickbait
>>506377858It does.
>>506377297even if we do get third kits announced this weekend i don't know why anyone expects them to be goodnogami does not know how to design good kits
What if e-liter had to wait one more second to fully charge
>>506378795 you would still rage whenever someone manages to kill you with it
>mako mart but no one paints the fucking stage and you're a blaster with rollers lurling around and your shitmates are useless I never felt this powerless
Apparently Splatoon 4 leaked on a Chinese site with an image of the new all-male idol group.
>>506379823Don't play blasters if you need to be babied around.
>>506377297>burst/wail jethe should be shot on sight for even imagining that monstrosity
>>506379998whats the deal with this band. every youtube keeps talking about them.
>>506380417Buddy Holly is used like a Rick Roll in zoomer memes.
What if they made a third kit for bloblobber and gave it screen
>>506381129I do not think that would be very impactful
>>506381201but it would be funny
>>506381201combine it with point sensor and maybe thermal ink and you would essentially have wallhackscome to think of it why is there no sensor/screen kit
>>506381716because the user not being able to see through the screen is part of its design I suppose
>>506380053It's literally impossible to carry a match with Rapid Pro when the enemy has turf dominion and is a bunch of sharking one-shot weapon I have to wait for my teammates to lure them out so I can attack them or shooting in the void till I rat one out which is a waste of time and ink while putting myself in the foreground
>>506381129wall/screen would be kinda fun actually>>506381716precisely because of what you think there isn't. sensor plus screen is a vile combo, and the least they can do is split the duty between multiple weapons.
>>506371829Just saw that one this morning, first barefoot Laura?>>506372528tfw no IRL Pearl feet
pencilfizzycrab
>>506382076anonyou have a blaster with safe backliner rangeif you have even a smidge of awareness, you can un-shark them easier than anything short of straight up point sensorif you feel like a blind turkey, it might just be a (you) problem
>>506382864worse than cooler snipes
>>506382878I said mako mart, you played mako mart. You know how mako mart is like. You understand now?
>>506383113yes, i know what mako mart is likeit's one of rpro's best maps overall
>Pearl compliments Big Man>Shiver is angry at Big Manok>Pearl spends time with Frye>Shiver is angry at Pearl???
Does Shiver get white girl wasted?
>>506383425>one insult>bedridden for three dayshe's just like me
>>506383547no, she gets hiroi-drunk and calls you a motherfucker
>>506383414When your team is pushing, not when your team is useless and the enemy ledge licking with multiple zookas.
>>506384072>and the enemy ledge lickingYOU HAVEA BLASTER
>>506383547she gets sloshed on sake exclusively
>>506384282I give up you're trolling lmao
>>506385318no wonder you're so shit at this game
>>506385318i think you're trolling at this pointyou can't be this dumb
>pop rainmaker shield with a clear inked path towards left checkpoint>teammate takes it and runs head first into a 1v4 at the right checkpointMaybe it's time you take the L and rank down little bro.
>>506386774>rank downi miss those so fucking much
fish?
>>506386913shore
>>506386913I’ll have some fsh.
>>506387063>>506387238up
>>506386913salami fishing 3/4
I don’t like when /ink/ is mean to each other
>>506387758ok nerd
>>506387758it's okay, we're all friends but a friend will call a friend an idiot when he does stupid things, it's better for him because he'll hopefully stop doing stupid things or at least reflect on them and be better from it
>>506386913silly bedyebyou're playing with the wrong kind of gun
Sometimes I forget not everyone played all weapons and that explains why some people's opinions feel so disconnected from the actual in-game experience
>>506387464Joining
>>506387758smooch ur forehead
>>506388519bedyeb continues to be retarded>>506388974obining
>>506387758You're all just words on my screen.
I finished my catalogue, I took longer than usual I'm playing less...
>switch 2 might have its own game-clip sharing successor to miiverseyes...
>when you clear the checkpoint feeling kinda on your own then realize your teammates are deadweights and you're 1v4 the entire match
>>506391969people were celebrating twitter integration getting removed from the switch but it significantly reduced the amount of clip sharing ITT
>13 poopsggs sashimi
GGs fsh gang.
ggs fshvery clean boris
GGs salam
>>506392351kill yourself
every time I hate on Fyre I remeber Laura is having a blast playing the character which in turn makes me like Frye again
>>506392264it's more that the clip makers mostly left
>>506392892octarian instincts...
>>506393783Yet people wonder why octos get hate
where does the durian haircut fall under the mental illness scale for woomies
>>506395146butchwoomy
>>506395146dyke ass bitch
>>506395146>yeb cut on woomyfanfiction-tier, I will only ever see a yeb.
>>506395579
When my opponents are 20 years younger than me :)
>>506395854Aren't you 40something? LOL
>>506390923>catalog completed in 16 dayshow some of you freak(azoid)s keep playing this game 6+ hours a day, months after content ended, is beyond me.
>>506396235it's fun
>>506395662Why did she leave? :(
>>506396360game finished
>>506375519Hell yeah brother
>>506395662sex with U's woomy
>>506396542Not him but what was your art twitter? I forgot to save it.
>>506392264>make clip>realize my footage isn't worth posting>delete clip
>crabtank is meta ag-ACKWatch your back crabby
>>506397013hasn’t stopped nono
>>506397420it should.
>>506397420>>506397493nono can post whaever the fuck he wants and if you have an issue with it you have to deal with me first
>>506397493My new phone is better at scanning Qr codes now I can transfer clips faster!You can enjoy more of my high quality clips!
Which splatoon characters would speak in ebonics
>>506395146Brendan Fraiser
>>506398579He's an autistic man in his 30's playing children games badly, you're defending our local Chris-chan
>>506399087Pearl.
>>506398579Go to france and fuck him if you love him so much jerk
Anyone wanna play some open?
pearl ordering marina to twerk and act all ghetto
>wanna join anon for open>been playing for 5 hours straight feeling fatiguedI'm sorry anon...
>>506399926Me
>>506399926Sure why not.
>>506399841Brostar is at fucking distance from nono
>>506395662Is this the final version?
>>506400357>>506400392oh, sorry, someone joined so i started, i'll reopen after
Pearl murdering you for looking at her funny in downtown splatsville
>>506400398He's a bottom
pearl kicking and frailing her little arms and legs because you picked her short-ass up but she can't do shit
>>506400357>>506400392i reopened
>>506400820I do this with my cat lol
pearl biting your hand and skittering away on all fours into the floorboards
hand going gangrenous from pearl-spiders infected bite
>>506401061Full?
https://files.catbox.moe/i5an7k.mp4
>>506401862nope, ill open right now
>>506400508yea
(Marie's VA)
>>506403116deserved>>506401918frye if she fleek af
>>506403116fatty...
>>506403116>>506403515One more hip
>>506401294I hate this
>>506403116FREE CALLIE!!!
>>506404091I know it's so mean spirited. Literal Pearl torture porn.
I am the worst /ink/er.
>>506392964Why would you hate her in the first place
GGs opie
GGs openers
GGs open!
I made the worst title in existence.
>>506406827Nice to meet you.
happy birthday woomer :)
>>506408591it's my mom's birthday too
Your wife, she’s really beautiful.
>>506408815happy birthday anon's mom
>>506408591KYS JOEY
>>506408435We finally found the undisputed worst /ink/er.
still got it
stop bullying joey
>>506409214no
>>506413732i wish joey would fist me *sigh*
>>506412881ngl, that's kinda gay.
>>506412182I want a spinoff where you play as squibs and octobabies
>>506414854kill yourself
>>506414894You're a worthless waste of oxygen, faggot.
>>506414854I want a facepaint setting in s4 so my woomy can wear that without wasting a headgear slot
woomy is listening to limp shrimpzkit
fat woomy
>>506316815>>Execs taking forever to announce it because they know it'll be a great big nothingburger that will potentially demolish Nintendo's entire presence in the gaming industryLmao thats not going to happen be realistic
>>506412182WOOMILF
>>506412881you can join him in suicidekys
>>506416578can someone draw this but with nono counting his webms
I enjoy the mature and intelligent type.
>>506417247>posts ditzy bimbo doll
>>506417247>Retard posts a retard
>>506417736What your simple mind perceives as ditziness is 4th dimensional thinking
>>506417247You could not have picked a worse character
>>506416184My woomy's currently listening to "Splat Stuff."
>>506416184mine listens to sqweezer
I enjoy the silly and playful type.
>>506316815>Backwards compatibility means yet another surge in ports and "Uber Ultra Deluxe" editions of already-existing gamesare you retarded
marie tummy.
>>506420698
>>506404091i'm sorry
Big Marie belly.
good night /ink/
>>506419108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fols5Yr78-Ybased
How does your GF have 2k hours in animal crossing new horizons? I'm only at 905.
>>506408591its mine too
>>506408848they really are
>>506420621he's one of the doomsayers insisting that the follow-up to the 2nd best selling console of all time is going to be some kind of monumental flopso, yes
>>506423081Why do people shit on weezer? I always liked their songs, they're neat.
>>506423535memes and/or blindly following what other people say, kind of like nickelback
>>506422859
>>506425365shit-oomy
look at this photograph(every time I see it it makes me laugh)
>>506427782Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
>>506428247flopjobs would feel way better than the drill let's be real
>>506428380too bad there's no way to test this...
you staying fresh?
>>506428263THIS JUST GAVE ME AN IDEA>splatoon 4>crab tank replaced by a frog-based vehicle>lets you jump around>tongue as a melee attack>shoots darts
>>506428263This is how cephs look at me after my cyrosleep pod washes up to shore and I wake up with an erect cock
>>506428875kill yourself
>>506428902Your idea is garbage, worthless retard.
>foottranny mad because he didn't get the first reply again
you forgot to take your meds
poor guy, he's getting slower.
>>506429597some things should not exist
Drew a woomy. It was terrible. I will try again tomorrow and hope to improve.
dont forget to do your woomy reps every day if you want to improve
>>506429665bro is captain cuttlefish :joy: :sob: :skull: :skull:
>>506429710
1king salmoon?
>>506431567ogey.
>>506431567Sure
>>506431713>>506432058Wommenin up
>>506431567that image says not to repost....
>>506432582I'm a bad woomy.
I bought this for my /ink/ gfdo you think she'll like it
>>506433140woomy fell into the fuzzy ooze
>>506383925>gets criticized once>fucking dies
>>506433140if she's a JS or JC
>>506435103He's just like me frfr
"...""...um, can I help you?"
ggs woomin roomin
GGs slom!
>>506433140I'm sure your tulpa will love this anon
>>506433140Do you live near a middle school?
ggs fsh.
>>506436508>>506436525>>506437291gsgsgsss
underdressedyou have been reported to CPS
>b-but it's summer here!noyou are not Australian
>>506313386Actually Goji prefers they look like the 3 year old children he regularly rapes.
>>506438742it's 21C at this timemy woomy doesn't need winter drip
>>506433140This but eevee
>>506438742It seems pretty warm in the game where the woomies actually are, however.
leave, the woomy out in the cold
>Joey is backFinally something other than nono
>>506442292I can keep her warm with my body heat
who salmn
>>506444156Give me 5 mins I can
>>506444156>>506444516me too
>>506444516>>506444156I'm ready mate
>>506444636>>506444942gedd
heat lamp room for your woomy
rc you got issues?
>>506445836apologiesmy controller died and for some reason it wasn't staying on after I plugged it inI had to swap to handheld but my joycons are fucked tooi'm just gonna dip lol
>>506445898GG happens
I'm starting to wake up
>>506447708Right on, man. They can't control us.
>>506449208Q Woomy said the Moray Tower crash was an inside job
miswoomry - non-existent misyebyny - commonmisveemry - raremisweyny - rare
ggs nnvery cool rounds
GGs BB! Cozy morning salmon
>>506449208I saw on InfoTurfWars that they're turning the clown fish gay with chemicals in the water
The pctarians, they're eating the smallfries
it’s been so long since the last drawpile...
>>506452810Ask Noble or Rayzor
draw a pile of woomies
Nintendo's specially curated map list for SZ>Mincemeat>Crableg>Brinewater
>>506457063could have been worse, could have been eeltail or undertow
>>506457264>brinewater and mincemeat>could be worsethey also have undertow in 2 other modesalso mincemeat CB
THEY FINALLY SHIPPED IT
>>506423479Well Wii U was that, so there is a precedent.
>>506428902That's just zipcaster
>>506455370How many woomies does it take to make a pile??? Big thinking
>>506460168Paradox of the Woom-Heap
>>506458501Pii Puu was also a total disaster in both concept and marketing. At worst, a Switch successor that's just the same but more horsepower would do 3DS numbers.
What is this called
>>506464435Squid with facial deformity.
Switch 2 will need good games, and the switch 1 still doesn't so it's basically over
>>506464435my wife
>>506464435Severe developmental impairment
>>506464435kill yourself
>>506464559>the switch 1 still doesn'tBut it has Splatoon 2 and Splatoon 3.
>>506464435A blight on the Inkadian entertainment industry. She will be euthanized inshallah
>>506464435this is an eel
>>506465076If Splatoon 4 doesn't have Marina's bare ass I'm not buying
>>506465530sorrypearl's eyes only
>>506465530Her pants keep dropping
>>506465530The only ass in 4 will be the gameplay.
>>506457393undertow rm is one of the few good rm maps
no salmonno idolsfocus on the multiplayer
>>506465793Meh...
>>506465893it’s only real problem after the rework is that one route is still significantly better than the other
>>506457063Based and long-range pilled.
>>506457393>inkblot clamseugh
>>506466703Wym that's one of the better clams stages
>>506466915it’s too small and cramped
>>506466983Perfect for stalling and the basket is easy to defendLosses on Inkblot clans are 100% attributed to player incompetence rather than shitty stage design
>>506466983that's a good thing
what I don't get is why are splatanas allowed to exist??
>>506467148>Losses on Inkblot clans are 100% attributed to player incompetence rather than shitty stage designwhich is the case for every stage in the game unless you want to argue meluria offers significant peek advantage
>>506468023core design of all three is solid, they could've been the token high skill, moderate return weapons of 3 like the splat brella. but they are overtuned to make them more appealing to timmies, so while they still have high skill ceiling, they also have low skill floor and slightly overboard performance. still beatable, because they do have weaknesses.
I feel like Brinewater Springs would be a better map if I didn't constantly get paired with retards who refuse to leave the ramps and hold ground, expect to shark when the tower is up our ass in spawn.
>>506468023Brellaniggers' hubris. That and the state they were at launch.
>>506468023why not?
>>506468023*spam ZR while walking backward*Average wiper experience
>>506471126Only shitters play like this, good wiper players tackle the enemy head on
>>506465429She's splatlandian not inkadian
i want eliter with beakon inkjetnow, bear with meyou do eliter thingsthen when you need to go aggro, you have a safe spot to take off fromyou do your frontline murderthen you get recalled back to your comfy sniper perchit's super efficientany backliner will do, really, but eliter is the most backline-y so it'll appreciate a way to move forward
>>506472808That's just C-liter with an added vulnerability to other chargers.
>>506473054no recallno prescenseno funborn to fly, forced to slitherjust a panic buttoninkjet is funmore weapons should have inkjet
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?maybe like 5-10 after
>paired against 3 splatbomb weapons>all we got are a brap and two sprinklersReal epic.
>>506471126i prefer going left and right
>>506475753That's just 2-line shooterfags coping about any weapon that can outpace them, they can't just hold ZR and move around to win every other engagement so they throw a fit.
>>506470976why is laura so cute
>Still no sidearm chip damage subMarker does not count
>>506476070giving my woomy an old-timey six shooter
>>506476070they should take squeezer's short mode and make it into a subfor squeezer too, alt squeezer would be tapshot onlyimagine, anything can have shooter mobility and inking
You forgot about her.Apologize.
>>506476734Sorry, Kiki is just sexier.
>>506477103Porque no los dos?
>>506477103there's no official confirmation from nintendo that this character is female yet drawfags keep headcanoning that. could be a male for all we know.
>>506468023adapt
>>506477506sauce?
>>506477558Did I stutter?
>>506477823Artist nuked their Xitter iirc :(
>"They were once bitten by a drunken Nia, and proceeded to beat them half to death."How come Japs get all the cool worldbuilding and lore
>>506476734he is hotter as a guy
anyone here from oregon?
>>506477823https://x.com/cephalocrow/status/1808625847865114982
>>506478864real and canon
>>506470976>>506478545die
If nobody got me I know footschizo got me
Different Inkling species are CANONReligion is CANON
>at the age of 14, theystopped reading there
>>506479897>Religion is CANONerm yeah duh, did you play RotM?
>>506480246i dont play filler tutorial modes
>>506478383ohhhh she’s a piranha
>>506480072>anon doesn't know japanese pronouns
>>506480072>NOTE: Several characters are referred to with they/them. This is due to how Japanese is written, it's easy for pronouns and gendered terms to be omitted. This does not mean these characters are "canon nonbinary"
>Callie uses Tiktok>Marie likes Soap Operas
>>506477558>female voice actress>looks female>part of a band with 3 other femalesDon't know why Nintendo would intend for her to be anything but female, unless they want to erase tomboys like Acht.
>>506480072Obsessed and mindbroken
>>506481267>acht>tomboy
>Shiver is the queen of facades>Frye doesn't shut up ever>Big Man continues to be a pushover with a fragile ego
>>506481724>big man fucking pearl
>>506481724Why is Frye the cutest and nicest creature possible in one moment and then biting Big Man's head off the next.
>>506482667That's just average woman behavior.
Foreshadowing
>>506482756they are the splatoon 4 idols
>>506481724God Shiver is so fucking sexy
>>506482736Well can she act like a woman and marry me already?
>>506482979I want to eat her ass
>>506483560gay
Over did playing with randos in BR, managed to stop myself before I demoted to far.But some of those rounds I blame Lill' Judd for two pencils and two mochines how are the hell are you supposed to win that with randos?
>>506481097i wanna see callie shaking her big silicone booty live while the comments spam heart and fire emojis
>>506484268The live feed is cut short and her account is banned. Her fans storm the headquarters the next day and she goes full damage control mode while the media blames her for it
>>506484942Should've just paid to access Marie's OnlyClams feet pics like a normal person
>>506484183>FreelancjngWhy do you hate yourself anon
>>506485574Callie told me it would be fine she just wants to see suffering on the battlefield.
Any pics of /ink/ers in festive clothes or bundled up? I already have the tanlined one.
>>506490910There was a sweater pb last year if you want in-game pictures.
>>506491012I mean art not in-game pics.
WOOMY!
How would you seduce a woomy?
>>506491526>ahuwii!
>>506491830I would buy woomy ice cream instead. No sexo.
>>506491830a bucket o' chicken
>>506478383need piranha tard wife
i miss /ink/ vs /v/
>>506491830Locker room woomies love totinosBitches are dietary black holes and also come from a lower income class, gifts will guarantee their orbiting of you
VEEMO!!
How would you seduce a veemo?
WEYYO!!!
>>506493407fuego takis because beebs are latina coded
>>506493407Be a long flopper woomy
>>506493274I dont like that this sounds familiar to me>>506493407Normal or XL
>>506490910
>>506479897>Different Inkling species are CANONWelcome to 2015 anon
>>506495416>stay warm>no pantsWHERE ARE HER PANTS, ANON
>>506496586To silly for pants
>>506498195poor guy
>>506498195Neat, shame that is something that can only be done during BR
could a bimbo do THIS?
>>506499967Callie needs to go to the doctor because she's sick as fuck.
>>506499967>Callie I'm sick>me too
>series TC>connection error after a hard-fought victory>stuck on GAME! screen for a solid minute>entire match is just erasedI hate this stupid fucking game
>>506499967you know, i finally figured out what looks so wrong with brcthe sky isn't the early 00s blue, even on the more blue stagessplat3 has that too, compare how blue mahimahi's sky is in 1 and in 3splat1 might be the last game that had superblue skies, nowadays everything tries to emulate the smog we get from city pollution
>>506499967>>506501076Splat 4 should put grind rails in pvp modes.
>>506501076I dunno
>>506501368WHY DO ARTISTS KEEP DRAWING KID CEPHS LIKE MIDGETS
>>506501267they're not as fast as you think they areyou'd just be shot down
>>506501267Grind rails were on at least one shifty station, I don't remember how well they worked.
>>506501368kill yourself
>>506458501>one time is a "precedent"
>>506501284>colour pick the sky>your pic gives 190 blue>jsr one is straight up 252 out of 255it's blue, but it's not super blue.
>>506501521How else are you supposed to draw them?
>>506501076I mean it’s more realistic. When was the last time you’ve seen any really blue sky?
Cover abuse weapons don't take skill.
>>506502498That's precisely what "precedent" means, ESL-kun.
>>506464435eel goblin
>>506464435She does that when she smells food
>>506503423skill issue
>>506503423cover abuse is barely even a thing in splatoon
>>506503423>enemy hides behind cover>angle up a bit and lob arrows over the coverez clap
>>506503423bloblobber>>506504206there are entire weapon types focused on it, and several more like shooters and brellas can do it in a weaker capacity too
>>506501076At least in splatoon, there's a clear reason for the super-saturated colors being reserved for ink.
>enemy team has 2 nauts and an aimbot splatterscopefun
>>506504362>bloblobberIt doesn't take skill, it's just flat out a bad main weapon.
>>506505018>3 backlinersWhy are you not flanking
>>506477103Wife...
>>506505249can't flank when the aimbot splatterscope instagibs me as soon as I turn a corner
>>506505249>naut>backlineEveryone point and laugh.
>>506505110it's not up to par with the overtuned top tiers of splat3, and it requires a lot of work to actually work proper (and not "i'll lob in their general direction and they'll probably die"), but it is still a strong main weapon at its peak. nobody just bothers to seek its peak when there are weapons that are just as strong but much easier to get good results out of.
>>506503423Rapid Blaster Pro does, you can't just ooga booga your way through with minimal strafing like other blasters.
>>506505893why are you looking at the groundblasters should never look at the ground, always hold parallel or higher, even when not shooting
>>506505570Her type is deadbeat doomers who share her cynicism
wow a totally unforeseen acceleration.
>>506505893You're one of the worst blaster players I've ever seen.
>>506506071To see where I'm swimming bud
>>506505710If you aren't backlining with Naut and orbiting the objective you are a liability and I will AFK, crutchdown is wasted anyways
>>506506232Nobody cares but you, go take your thread parsing autism elsewhere or go rope.
>>506506232why don't you complain about the guy who takes up 30-40 posts every thread telling people to kill themselves?
>>506506287...are you retarded?
>>506506073PassI want an upbeat happy veemo instead.
>>506506432you care enough to reply and mald over my once per thread posts.>>506506524those generally get deleted and hence don't contribute to post count.
>>506506232meds
>>506506524schizos are a valuable part of the thread desu
>>506506558Show me your 5 star blaster badges you blaster expert, and your highest X power with blaster
>>506506432>>506506524Ignore him. He exposed himself as a gachafaggot a few months ago.
I would play the splatoon gacha
>>506506805you don't ever need to look down if you have good map knowledgethat's pretty basic fundamentals
>>506505893Nono your ceph ugly asf bro
>>5065068053000 Xpower with rangeblaster I have, but you 0 skill
>nono and joey posting clips at the same timeGoodness me I thought the thread had healed but now they're both back.
I know we're supposed to shit on Nono for every webm he posts but insinuating that you should just automatically know the exact state of enemy/friendly ink around you at all times without having to look down is pretty retarded.
>schizos seethe when people actually talk about the gamewhoa what a surprise
>>506507134>ESL babbleOpinion disregarded
>>506506881i was comparing thread speeds on 4stats when this thread rivaled gachanigger threads in posts per minute, i never enter those slop dumps but you got that false headcanon like you do with half the posters here.
>>506507134Ok soup >>506507107You're a barafag, what do you know about beauty.
>>506506805>3 is the only game in the series and you absolutely have to grind that one weapon for months in that particular game to be an authority on itokay zoomer
>>506507204you can see ink around you without having to look down though
>>506507469Experience is often indicative of skill
>>506507469>Shartlennial grandpa touching this gameY2K was never yours to claim, away with you and your receding hairline
>>506507204if you can see where the road is in og f-zero, you can see where the ink is while looking forward in splat
I'm going to take Nono's splatoon 3 cartridge away and give it to fat veemo
>>506506287Do you also look at the floor all the time when you walk outside?
Chara said rainmaker should be reworked to play exactly like the challenge. y/n?
>>506507758What if he bought a digital copy?
>>506507838chara is retarded
>>506507420Soup never went beyond 2900 lmao
>>506507851Then fat veemo gets the whole switch!
>>506507838not completely but the shorter timer should be implemented to discourage stalling
>>506507204He looks down to bank the shot off the ground. Then he looks up to hit the shot, then he looks down because he's trying to get away and his camera is getting fucked up by that ledge.
>>506507838He hasn't won anything of note in years so his opinion doesn't matter.
>>506507838Chara got mogged several times by /ink/ers dicking about in openHe is a casual wearing the mask of someone who knows what they're doing
>>506507838>tacticooler effectno>triple shotno>30s timeryes
>>506508559My wife.
>>506508038he could look forward to hit the marker that flies forward, then only do a little adjustment to hit the blaster direct that goes forward, then turn the camera left and look where he is going because in case he needs to ink his feet he'd need to fire towards escape path, so he should make the direction towards said escape forward
>mfw analyzing every frame of nono webms to find the optimal way to insult him
>>506509125not looking at the ground is like the first thing anyone learns to do
They hate him 'cause they ain't him
What Rainmaker lacks to be perfect is another attack for the rainmaker to diversify carrier gameplay a bit, maybe bring back the tornado attack from the first 2 games on the zr button and assign the bomb attack from 3 on the r button. Would be very cool to switch up between those and strategize. Killing camping dapples with the tornado and camping e-liters with the bomb sounds mighty nice.Still best mode in the game. Zone is just mini-turf war spawn camping competition, TC is sub/special-spamming nightmare and CB has the most potential but is ruined by being too team dependant to enjoy in solo queue unless 2000+ X queue which is some of the most fun I had playing X last season.
>>506509297it's to pick the floor crabs
>>506509886kill yourself
>>506508812banking the shot also painted the ground so it was technically more optimal than a straight shot by a tiny amount
>>506509886Why are you jumping so much while shooting? You lose momentum doing so and get easier to be shot at. Just strafe if you want to move around and reach stuff, basic shooter knowledge
>>506509886i think rm itself should only have one attack pattern at a time, but we should have multiple attack patterns on rotation. like, this rotation it's rainmaker on mahi and sturgeon with current bomb-like rm, next time it's bluefin eeltail with tornado, then it's something else. same with tower shapes. tall tower, short tower, wide tower with no grate, etc, all on rotation.
>>506510396>Urm, you should ackshually move LESS in the movement shooterPack it up everybody, IQ's never dropping lower than this
nono molested me at the wahoo world ride when it goes dark
>>506510786splatoon is not a movement shooter. splatoon is an advanced doomclone. jumping is a concession for map design purposes and can be used for vulnerable mixups, but it's usually disadvantageous.
>>506510786He said you can substrafe if you want to move around, retard. Of course the bomb chucking sped can't understand you can use the R button for more than that.
>>506510920Was he gentle? Did you enjoy it? You didn't tell the jelly police right
>>506511069There is literally an ability dedicated to improving your ability to jump while firing.
>>506511321some weapons that don't have many good options like blasters can use it to make jumping a less bad option, but for the most part intensify action is used for better rolls and functional surges.
I think we can all agree nono is the most average skilled player here. There is no point in criticising his gameplay he will never improve
>>506511223>>506511069>"Doomclone">Substrafing like it's still Spla2nI was wrong, y'all are invertebrates
>>506512710shut up you racist baguette
>>506512710Nono is black?
>>506512710Post power. Now.
>>506512710WTF is this Marina?
>>506512710>falling for low quality baityou are not doing a very good job of making /ink/ less retarded
>>506512710substrafing and rolling are not mutually exclusive, they both have their uses.>being a vertebrate in a cephalopod generalshiggy diggy
>>506512458I think I improved quite a lot since I started playing this game 2+ years ago tho
/ink/ is a thread of toleranceracism and homophobia is not tolerated
i got top 3k and have never substrafed once
Joey, GreatTusk, Ballin, Fryefan and Brostar are all gay and disgusting
>>506513219Shut upTell eighters to stop throwing their chicken bones on the sidewalkJellies need to learn some Inklish talk
>>506513397it's only relevant for frontliners desu
>>506513654nah, anything can benefit. little time saves here and there, bomb escapes, etc.
>>506513469ff is a woman
>>506513469And they're all better players than you
>>506513520Lose something old man?
>>506513770Okay it's relevant but it's hardly necessary to crack top 3k while playing ballpoint or something
>>506513397Everyone here is, it's like 2000 power now.
>>506513904before it was practically free, i mean
>>506513782"woman"
>ran into two Tenta Brellas in a single rotationTalk about bad luck.
it's hernow 100% more artificially idiotic
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>>506515932Why is the AI evolving
>>506495416Thanks
