Previous: >>506778607Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Version 9.2.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v910• Chill Season is on until 2/28>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
lmao looks like those third kits weren't announced
can you believe it guyssquidmasjust a week away
I wanna get on Shivers float for Frostyfest
lmaoing at third kit copers
>>507039201>>507039934Maybe the 3rd kits were the friends we made along the way.
>only thing to look forward to is forced turf war
>>507040119That’s the spirit!
>>507039201>>507039934just because it didn’t happen today doesn’t mean it’s not happening at all
GGs.
>>507041851GGsClean shifts, nice gold
kill yourself
>>507042227sex with all these cephs but especially 8-bit chan
>>507042153>>507041851Oops, forgot
>>507043458finn's a funny guy
>Come back to Splatoon 3>Find out I missed the fucking finalfestSo how's your day going /ink/
>>507043732How long did you hibernate?
>>507043732At least you can visit the concert venue if you have one of the idol amiibos at hand, so you don't miss out on the only cool thing about it.
Oh boy tricolor!Fizzbangs really change the flow of turf!
>>507043843I put the game down after Side Order because I was burned out and genuinely thought the update cycle was over>>507043902Haven't spoofed the new amiibos yet, am I missing out?
>forge won a majorthe buff worked???
>>507044678You get to listen to concert versions of certain songs and go with the flow alongside the audience. Waving your arms, Swaying slowly, Fist pump cheering, & Jumping up and down.
>>507044678>what doomfaggotry does to a mf
>>507044885yeah, booyah is now a part of the rock paper scissors special meta
.....no third kits
fuck off
>>507046560…yet
why does everyone sweat so hard in the pbs chill the fuck out. i know yall are pedophiles but your woomy isnt on the line
>>507046560Nogami and the rest of the team revealed their true colors today.
>team brings pencil to the very finals with no SZ matches>goes 1-3gee what a shocker
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>507047219Onagasisters...
>Onaga means very old man in japanese>Frye uses old man pronouns because of her grandpa>Naga is a word that originated from hinduism and refers to serpent-like beingsNogami, I kneel
>>507043458WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THATYOU INK SHOOTIN'
>>507048740She's oirish, not sc*ttish (concession brit)
>>507047353No fatties, none at all, leave, depart, farewell
Did salmonids absorb the human crystals from the middle east?
>>507049961NoThey are the exception and evolved sentience independently, one of the artbooks state they mutated from radiation/pollution
>>507049961the splatlands is the middle east
>>507046560
You people want third kits so bad when it would be nonsense like wiper with screen.
>>507050753I'm really bummed outthis was the perfect time for Third Kits and they did nothingNogami doesn't care anymore and I doubt splat4 will even have an alt kit for every weapon at this rate
>>507050753screen is a good special
>>507051258calm down doomfag
>>507049961No, they were an Alterna thing and they only had good Christians and Shinto Buddhists.
>>507051258After the prize ceremony for sure
>>507051468Alterna is in the splatlands and is the cradle of civilization for cephs.The middle east is the cradle of civilization for humans (despite some people being butthurt about it)
How did water faring birds like seagulls not evolve with human crystals
what the fuck
>>507052983most helpful aerospray player
>>507051891All the people worth a damn left the middle east, funny how that turned out.
>>507052718cuz they weren't in alterna
>>507052983Gold aero is the worst thing to see on your team.
>>507053662>Not Order weaponsBait used to be believable
u can tell the yuropoors are posting with how mind broken they are about the middle east
>>507054216You wouldn't even be locate any of these countries on a map
>>507054216So you're okay with a cohock stabbing a baby jelly?
>>507054216It's a shithole but maybe you would enjoy living there
>>507054594the only countries I care about are japan and korea and the united north america
>>507053329All the people worth a damn left the earth because they're all dead.
you clung to hopes and expectations but all they brought you was hurt and disappointmentwill you finally embrace renunciation?
I like flinging ink with the grizzco rollerI like flinging ink with the dynamo rollerI like flinging ink with the flingza rollerI like flinging ink with the big swig rollerI like flinging ink with the splat rollerI hate flinging ink with the carbon roller
>>507054825Why does this dude have croquembouche on his head lol
>>507054630>jelly sympathizers
>>507054825I will never stop wanting. I will be tethered to this realm and live forever!
>>507054825No.I'll be a hopechad for as long as I live.
>>507054630Only woomy lives matter.
PB 10/10
>>507055968kill yourself
>jap premade playing 3 dualies>splatted before their roll is doneStop pairing me against people on the other side of the planet.
Team you forgot to play the game
Hammer should be reworked into a weapon classy/n
How'd you get the party hat?
>>507058106>she didn't check the news
>>507058106News menu, restart the game
>>507058106Switch News but you have to restart the game to claim it.
niggerfaggot does nothing but chuck fizzies for 5 minutes
>>507058530
>>507058530nono dabbin on the pb
>>507059819No you're not, people come here to have fun and you're just here to spoil it. You're making everyone uncomfortable please leave
i'm done for tonight, just wanted to say hi,ggs
>>507060256GGs. Thanks for coming.
they've almost finished defrosting paruko carey
>>507061338Is that a real thing?
having bones is such a hassle desu
>>507061517https://youtu.be/EPJnTM509NM
Wellstring was a bad idea
it's not that serious bro
a lot of you play like sub 1600 niggers.
this is my serious face
>>507062089I'm watching TV on the side
>>507062443What about your eager face?
OH NO BRO
>>507063397I love this woomy.
>irl people literally screaming in my face while I'm trying to playweekends suck sometimes
>>507054630Salmonid *clap* lives *clap* matter *clap*
>Broy proudly wearing his top 3000 badgeAlright I will wear mine too, I'm not ashamed
>>507063551Only an /ink/er could have made this
>>507063554Oh right you can't change your badge mid-PB i forgot
>>507064271Why is she licking a gnome in a glass?
>doesn't grab the rm after clearing out the enemy????????????????
Grezar is everything ok? You feel kinda distracted
>>507063507You probably should be interacting with other people instead of playing a squid game on a Taiwanese toothbrush forum to be fair
I'm seriously bout to start screaming at my tv because of you people
>>507065068I'm the paintbot I should be going forward to open the way
>>507065279you have no excuse faggot they were all dead
I dont like when /ink/ers fight
>>507065919I do, it's funny
play better or I leave the pbyour choice
>>507065998don't let the door hit your ass on the way out
>>507065919Woomy putting the headphones on to drown out the sounds of yet another dysfunctional /ink/er argument!
>>507066043It will anyways, his ass is *this* big
>>507066143But woomy always has her headphones on
>>507066313zamn
I uncrabbed the garden
>>507066313>
>>507065919cry more pussy
>>507066470De-crabbed the garden*
Sorry guys I'm playing handheld
>>507068696You shall be fed to the salmonids for such disrespect
Sorry guys I'm playing one-handed, too many sexy woomies
>>507068696me too
>>507069016Do you use any kind of stick extensions? It's a game changer for me
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://voca.ro/11PAX4VlUbAi
>>507069490>more control on the camera joystick I can't do without mines anymore, tho the silicon loosen over time and when temperatures fluctuate too much
ggs pb!merry squidmas
SR at :15 anyone?
>>507069851Yes.
>>507069851Would
>>507069851kill yourself
ggspb sorry for being bad
woomy on rails
GGs
>>507069658GGs, & MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
>>507069658GGs! Thanks for hosting.
kill yourself >>507069941>>507070019kill yourself
GGs PBStay warm
isn't jesus christmas in 4 more days? i'm still confused by catholic one. orthodox one is on 7th of january and it's just one day.
>>507069658GGs PB.
>>507070201>>507070260kill yourself
>>50707025825th
>>507070329>>507070130>no barefoot cephs this timeFootschizo's just butthurt he's left out.
>>507070329
>>507069851ye
>>507069851Aye
>>507069851Ima sneak in
>>507069851yeap
PB was ruined for me, you can guess why
ggs /ink/mas pb
>>5070698513/4
>>507071328Wow that must be a record.
>>507071328waiting
>>507071179sex with all these cephs
>>507071498Opening
>>507072165Just got sniped so I waited for nothing
>>507072306By me
>>507071750Bendy girls are peak
GGs again.HQ: https://files.catbox.moe/8l5ub3.png
Had a dream about Pearl using a tiny ultra stamp
Bonus
>>507073772>short>flexibleIMAGINE
>>507074560Woomy's smelling each others breath
>>507074560happy cephs :D
>>507074515it would make a squeaky noise
>>507074560Technically this is yuri
>>507074560I can fap to this
>>507075316It's slice of life you philistine.
Late but GGs pb!Sorry I had to afk for a short while my last game.
>>507074560they later conch clashed
>>507076110a-all three of them?
nono = nonofizzy = webmspanic = /ink/
>>507076187all four. the bottom left clashed too.
2 woomies 1 veem
>>507075316>>507075628¿porque no los dos?
>>507076291Accurate
Does anyone wanna join me? Been dealing with nothing but fucktards for the past hour and just want to get this king
GG's Slumn.
GGs SR
GGs slmmers!
>>507078601>>507078606>>507078867GGs holiday heathens
>>507078867>>507079127kill yourself
>>507079127>>507078867not a single octo in sight
fuck it then
Maybe aids doesn't exist in cephs because if you get injected with foreign ink you just explode.
>>507079527NOOOO LET ME IN!!!! LET ME IN!!!!
>>507079938Frye looks fat
>>507080435What makes Woomies so smoochable?
>>507079527I would have helped you but I just ate 3 big chicken fajitas tacos extra spicy and my tummy been acting up
>>507079938disgusting
>>507080571stupid fat veemoyou fat cow, you make me sickthar she blows, landwhale
Stop posting this ugly ass jeeta.
>>507081237Put her in the hydraulic press
>missed the slom call
>>507080819kill yourself
>>507039139That fanart is very cute. Squidmas it a wonderful time of year!
>>507081953Fanart peaked in S1
>>507080513Her woominess
>>507082173I've seen some pretty good Splatoon 3 fanart! Though there was definitely more enthusiasm for Splatoon 1.
fsh?
>>507085123Yes.
>>5070851231 king for me.
>>507085314>>507085353oben.
>>507085123kill yourself
>>507083860>aerospray kingthats not the french GOD nono
>>507086069Stop talking about yourself
>>507086069>aerosprayMore like Fizzybomb cause spammed those the entire PB more than you used your main
>>507086776How does that affect you?
>>507087624I join a PB it's to have fun with skilled /ink/ players, not the thread's autist using a useless weapon everyone knows is asking to throw.
I miss when we had some high level players
>>507088834You didn't leave with them?
i think nono is cool
>>507089218It doesn't take much to impress you
>>507089218We get it, you're in his discord and sucks his dick daily. You're everything he has since he has no IRL friends.
>>507085632room?
Stop yapping
>>507090576Me explaining why 3rd kits will happen despite all proof of the contrary
>>507090930GGs again fis
>>507090994Based Hopechad
ggs fsh.>squiffer squeezer squeezerrip bozo.>>507090558we just started last game when you asked.
>>507091347unfortunate
>>507090576Cute weyyo
>>507091668>he doesn't know
Ketchup vs Mayo vs MustardI'd change it to Ketchup vs Mustard vs Relish
>>507096121siracha
>>507092197What do woomies even talk about?
>>507097570>Woomy?>Woomy!>Manmenmi!>Squeequee!!!
>>507097570How they plan to kill Sheldon for not making third kits.
>>507097570conch clashing
>>507098412Still not playing Persona 4.
>>507098405saber...
>>507098580
train otaku woomy geeking out at the upside down monorail in inkopolis square
>>507101165shupowoomy
>>507101235My wives.
I feel bad when I fish with /ink/ because I dont know the autistic overfishing strats like how to use the crab tank on mothership waves optimally
>>507105164Don't let it get to ya, /ink/ rooms can handle the mothership without using the special. Only if it's wave 3 just cause.
>>507105671I know, but I feel like people still care about getting 200+ eggs in big run despite it not mattering beyond seeing a number on the phone app.
>>507088143were you the one who threatened to leave lmao
>>507109095Shiver sex
>>507109095holy fucking flat
>>507109921My wife.
eel
>>507109921Kiki is FLAT.
>>507111686not after her third kid
>>507110414i love spunky eels
>>507111881frye unironically made me attracted to Indian chicks in real life
Life is a squiggerHere in Old SquigsI hate fucking squiggersSquiggers suck dick
>>507111881>>507111939kill yourself
>>507113640I'm racist but
Would any woom like to play some Open on the hour?
i love eel hours
>>507114696Me
>>507114696You invite us to squid Hell?
>>5071146963/4
>>507113640Utsutum.
>>507041267
>>507116127uh ok
>>507039934its almost worth not getting third kits just to see hopecucks cry
>>507117595Opening
>>507039201There's getting to be too many weapons for the devs to be bothered with making & field testing third kits.
>controller disconnects mid matchSorry
>>507111730Kiki would be a horrible parent. She would drop her kids off at the studio, make Baker babysit them, and then leave forever to go munch clam.
>Baker
who salmn for like an hour
GG's Openeers!
GGs open!
GG open
Ggs ez
nono saved ink
The reason why third kits are taking forever is because every main is getting one and its own tableturf card.>266 cards>+ 65 mains>= 331 cardsAdd two more and the grand total is 333. As for what the last could be is up in the air.
>>507124889
table turf fucking SUCKS
>>507125859table barf is more like it. should've just left it as a mobage instead of trying to force a third mode into splatoon 3 because of themeing.
squidbeatz died for table turf...
>>507125859>>507126191So you hate fun?
What were they thinking with tableturf?
>>507126473"we need more shit to put in the gacha machine to keep people playing"
>>507126440>dwe dwe dwedwedwe dwe dwedwedwe dwoo>hold home>A
My pro controller suddenly rumbled really hard and made a weird screeching sound.
>>507128656woomy is trying to get out
just took a big swig of my drink, coughed choked and spat it all overhow's your day
>>507131409Guess you've got a drinking problem there, huh?
>>507131807i will find you and turn your ceph into nono
>>507132514A cute smoochable weyyer?
Weyyos aren't cute, they're gross. The default male haicut from Octo expansion is disgusting.Players that pick weyys are either ugly fujos or narcissistic cunts. All bad people
>>507135172
Afro weyys are good weyys.Afros are silly.
>>507135172Is that Orion in the background
>>507135318>Please Skyla...I miss you.
Reminder all weyy haters are woomies in denial of their sexual desires, they hate what they lust after Woomcels stay mad
>>507136071Keep your weird sexual fantaisies for yourself, fujoid
>>507135172>ugly_octowhy say the same thing twice?
Stop racism
>>507137934>>507138605HA HA SPECISM SO FUNNY!!!!!CUZ ITS NOT LIKE ITS RUINED PEOPLE'S LIVES OR ANYTHINGCUZ ITS NOT LIKE OCTOLINGS HAVE SUFFERED, AND STILL SUFFER EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THIER LIVESCUZ ITS NOT LIKE SERVING DJ OCTAVIO, OR LIVING UNDERGROUND, OR THE GREAT TURF WAR WERE ABHORRANT TO ANYONE WITH EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SENSE OF DECENCYCUZ ITS NOT LIKE THERE'S AN OPENLY INKLING SUPREMACIST PARTY IN CONTROL OF HALF OF INKADIACUZ ITS NOT LIKE OCTOLINGS GET ARRESTED MORE THAN INKLINGS FOR THE SAME CRIMESCUZ ITS NOT LIKE OCTOLINGS HAVE THE GOVERNMENT AND THE POLICE AND THE CORPORATIONS AND THE MEDIA ALL WORKING AGAINST THEM
>>507138934It's not funny.It's a good.
>>507138934Judd is bias against octolings too.
>>507139083More reasons why Lil Judd isn't evil but misunderstood
creature
Top heavy /ink/ersBottom heavy /ink/ersFlat /ink/ers
>>507140771I usually RP as petite
>>507140771Bottom heavy /ink/er (male)
>>507140771irl I'm the last one ha
>>507140852>>507140893>>507140903#?
>>5071409536
bottom heavy splatling
>>507140893which one could that be…
>>507140771Not sure what this is about, but it sounds like a nice doodle opportunity.I wonder who they are
>>507143295Not at all what I intended but certainly welcome>Not sure what this is aboutI just wanted to shitpost and think about /ink/ really but this is getting the gears in my head turning again
>>507143295Waaaait a sec...
>>507143873bottom heavy shiver is cute even if it's semi-cope
i'm a thigh guy
I'm a pubis mound enjoyer
flopper main here
>>507144887Pubis mons* Resting my head on woomy's crotch
/ink/ is too scared to post their ceph now unless they're already a designated lolcow in which case they have nothing to lose
>>507146023We already know who you're referring to. God damn man he just won't stop winning.
>>507146023Im weird about receiving art, its nice but something in my ape brain screams at me about it
>>507146805I like art but I feel weird about posting my ceph. It feels like I'm putting the artist in a bad spot of he doesn't draw me.
i like drawing /ink/ers but i don't like how my drawings look so they end up getting deleted or saved in a folderjust know that somewhere there is an ssd with YOUR ceph in it!
I have no artistic talent so whatever art style you have is impressive to me and I couldn't replicate it in years of training
ä drew me once I'm very happy
FIST FIGHTING /INK/ERS
>>507148298You'd lose with a broken nose
>>507148298itd be an unfair fight with me winning every round
top heavy inkers:limonpanicfantasybottom heavy inkers:grezarsquintytimmyflat inkers:awhackagoji
>>507113640>>507110414>>507078606splacoom time
>>507150153>not on the listthis is the one time im disappointed
>>507150309half those people don't even play anymore
>>507150153mid heavy inkers:fat veemononorzme
>>507150335Wdym?Limon plays, saw Whacka active on the friendlist a few weeks back, timmy too
>not on the listim healing
draw me or else >:(
>>507151919post ceph ;))))
>>507152078what if i post nonos instead
>>507152457what if manwhat if
wmi
>>507151919
>>507150153Surprisingly accurate
>>507158342Veemo would never be this silly
>>507158342troll doll looking motherfucker
who would win in a fightdire miralisor 4 yebbies
>>507160541Yebs win by virtue of their sheer power to be as insufferable as humanly possible
>>507150335>tfw play almost daily but haven't changed friend status from invisible in over a yearI maybe cringe but I'm free
>>507160541they whip their dicks out and piss miralis into the grave no contest
>>507135172>>507144272>>507160774kill yourself
Can’t find the artwork for this fest.
>>507168279She needs calories after all the sex she had
Heading to the store to pick up some stuff for the Squidmas party.
>>507169391My woomy wants titty implantsGo buy some burst bombs
>>507168375but they're sisters...
>>507171138I blame Callie. She is a cancer to all the young woomies insecure about their body image.
Marie's natural saggers are a national treasure
Image: the sisters staying fresh.
>>507171581No, cousins are legal.
brinewater has a nice setting for a location, shame it's a bad map.
>>507173250Idk I think it edges out Nickel and Mahi.
>>507172639kill yourself
This kills the /ink/roach.
>>507172217No lies detected
>>507174551*yawns* boring...
>>507174551Cod I wish that were me...
>>507174551>those eyesthose are both woomies
>>507174551>eyelashes on the yebuhhh what
>>507175893What guys can’t have lashes?>t. Guy with naturally long lashes
>>507176108Not inklings, they arr rook same.
the eyelashes on Callie, Marie, Frye and Marina are actually fake and they can be removed.
>>507176151We know cephs don't actually look like *that* and are just stylizedWould cephs be chinks in real life
>>507177224Craig has a caucasian facial structure in the sunken scrolls showing him in his primeMaybe squid MacArthur got the yellow fever after the war
>>507143873lel
Deep Cut really is ass vs tits vs personality
>>507178686Frye: You ever wanna talk about your emotions Shiver?Shiver: No.Big Man: I do!Frye: I know Big Man.Big Man: I’m sad.Frye: I know Big Man.
>>507144304>Semi copeHave you seen the fucking BAKERY on that bitch?
>>507179515We've seen the bakery on all idols, they all have the same bakery.
>>507179515WOAH MAMA
>>507179791>pretending marie and marina have the same amount of ass
>>507177419Caucasian is a very broad term, he could be Al-Squid's grandson
Acht has the biggest booty of them all.
>>507179929Point is, Frye and Shiver's models have the same amount of ass.
>>507180109>troonoids will see THIS and say to themselves "yep, this character has no gender."
can we go one thread without talking about acht’s gender please
>>507180412I'm male and I have a bigger ass.
>>507180509I don't a fuck about Acht's pronouns, wouldMenhera cunny is divine
>>507180509We could go through a thread without talking about a lot of worthless stuff.
>>507181162sex appeal is an integral part of the gameplay, tourist pleb
>>507181652this, we wouldn't have had more than one game if it wasn't for squid lolis
>>507181652You just assumed someone was a tourist. They can easily be a member, but you don’t care cause it’s worthless.
Splatoon 4 with the detailed Frye feets.
>>507182293I want to be able to play as Shiver and Frye..
>>507182293she will be 4k in splat 4
I love all /ink/ers and hope all of them will have a joyful holiday
>>507182994I believe in us all to enjoy the holidays as well.
>>507178686>big man>personalityAY (LMAO)
>>507182994thank u anonhappy holidayshave this gift :DDD
>>507182994>holidayJUST SAY SQUIDMAS YOU FUCKERSFUCKING JELLIES WAS XMAS NOT SUBTLE AND SUBVERSIVE ENOUGH FOR YOU?
>>507182994merry squidmas
>>507183808My woomy doesn't celebrate squidmas...
>the team that qualified through SZ got completely wiped by all other teamsDoes this represent a disconnect between SZ specialists and other players or was it just skill difference?
>>507184330Happy HanuSkkate
>>507185106Modes don't play the same
>>507184330Watching 8 Crazy Nights with this Woomy!
Would anyone be interested in some Open on the hour?
>>507185786You still wanna play anon?
>>507187412Façon meunière
>>507187391Opening
>>507187636I'm sorry Growl I can't join you unless you let me
>>507187412You wouldn't a salmon...
>>507187779Never mind then.
>>507187852I'm still open to it if you are
>>507187824I want more even Salmon content next game
>>507187779Stop deadnaming
>>507188245Switch nameIn game nameBut you wouldn’t know that.
>>507188245Ok Drizzle
>>507188032Salmon run story modeSalmon run infinite modeSalmon run marriage mechanics
??? Context behind the Open room that just got cancelled?
>>507188673Sorry Charlie, but that’s a dry well at this point.
>>50718904218 days until my ceph can wear this hat
>>507189042Mentally eel.
>>507188673the person who wanted to join is blocked by the host
>>507188673There was once a woomy and a weyyo, they were friends and had fun together. After a while, weyyo struck woomy's nerves being too much like himself and woomy decided to never see weyyo again and kept ignoring his pleas. Weyyo got sad feeling betrayed he started badmouthing woomies to his other friends, that made woomy sad and angry. Ever since, weyyo and woomy can barely tolerate one another even when weyyo try to reconnect with woomy he is met with coldness.Will they ever make peace and have fun together once more? Only time will tell
So anyone wanna actually play Open?
>>507190325Passion? I do
>>507190216> Weyyo got sad feeling betrayed he started badmouthing woomies to his other friends, that made woomy sad and angry.And yet, Woomy did not do the same thing that Weyyo did when Woomy had lost other friends too.
>>507190216>they were friends<citation needed>
>>507190678Weyyo has always been sad and insecure, maybe he should be forgiven
>>507190216They should hatefuck, they probably don't even remember why they started being enemies
>>507191074that already happened
>>507190447yes
>>507191269New month new name
>>507191007Every /ink/ member does not have every /ink/ member on their friends list.
>>507191074There’s only been two drawings so it’s not that interesting to invest in.
>>507191452... yet
Our team doesn't stay grouped and paints the stage like trash, GG nonethless
open 2/4 probably til the hour
>>507194382I'll join
>>507187412Do you think salmonid cookbooks exist?
WoomyxWeyyo relationships always end up like this
>>507194950Yes but it's the equivalent of military field prep
>>507195823Hippie smacking Woomy ass.
What a loss
>>507195823I want to slap a woomy's ass...
>>507195823Burn the takoyaki, get the coal.
>>507197685"In between" what? There is nothing to be "in between" of
>>507198151they're small, as confirmed by the grandfest outfit, sure they might not be the big but they're there
GGs RG! Nice playing with ya after so longYou wanna continue P?
ggs
>>507195823weyys cannot be trusted.
>>507199735One more>>507199836GGs
>>507200374GGs P! Always a pleasure
stop being racist to octos
>>507201172GGs N
>>507201217Octos are already self-hating enough.
>>507201172Why is octoling on inkling crime so high?
>>507202415Crime? They give consent.
>>507202415Octo on octo crime is waaaaaayyo higher
le fake racism XD
How often do you guys still play? I haven't been here in years but I'd like to get back into things
>>507203858Whenever someone hosts sr or open I usually join.
>>507203543Shut up nigger.
>>507204270XDDD
Well?
>>507205707Every time I think of something to confess, I tell myself that I'll save it for a congyes post like this. Then the post comes around and I forget what I wanted to say.
>>507205707I think Pearlina is a weak yuri ship compared to some of the others on Splatoon, especially after Side Order.
>>507205707I had sinful thoughts when Panic brushed against my shoulder in the locker room...
>>507205707I've developed an addiction to taking pictures of my woomy in many outfits.
>>507205707i was retarded enough to self harm after so long and now my arm itches so i can't play splat properly
>>507207945k?
>>507205707I’m choosing Shiver for Frosty Fest cause I wanna be on her float.
>>507205707I was going to post result screens of yesterday's PB on the 'cord in which a certain anon underperformed while I had the most splats of both team to see if schizo was still around to spam it in the thread like he did twice before but then I realized it would make me look like a jackass and that person might have personal issues explaining why they played so poorly even if it were a casual PB so I didn't do it and felt terrible having the thought of doing it
>>507208174why would that ever be a good idea in the first place?
bang bang bing
>>507208620Mental illness
Straw boater woomies walked so bowler hat cephs could run
>>507207945why are weyyo players like this
>>507205707spent 120 bucks on pokemon cards
Stop being mentally eel
>>507209958Hell yeah
>>507209590they are women
>>507209958What box did you get? The last box I was able to buy was surging sparks. Wasn't great, didn't get the pika, though when I got a twilight masquerade box I ended up pulling the illustration rare carmine. I wanted her brother though, hate carmine, so I just traded her in.
>>507207945Need an /ink/ wife like this
>>507210238And european "men"
>>507210429 Shrouded fable, stellar crown, and morpeko v union premium box
>>507211672Noble...
>>507205707My brain melts after every open session with /ink/ but I still keep trying in hopes that I can overcome the immense anxiety and guilt of not performing well enough.I do not booyah because my shitter ass doesn't deserve to booyah and I don't want anyone accidentally thinking I'm happy with how I play.
>>507212523kenny...
>>507212782idgi
>>507212523Based
>>507212639>centuries since last turf room
>>507206015Panic only likes kids
>>507211672Get anything you wanted? I didn't get any of the stuff I wanted from my surging box, but the etb I bought weeks before had the ceruledge card I wanted.
>>507213402>/ss/ with panicunf
Where the YEBS.
>>507215504Getting groomed by older girlcephs.
>>507210194no
>>507215791>>507215841kill yourself
>>507216120neither of them have their feet out in >>507215791 you fucking retard
>>507215791is this a shantae and the pirate's curse reference?
>>507215841*squeaking noises*
>>507216368Yes
>>507216368yes
>>507213521Wanted at least 1 of the BA elite 4 trainer cards in Stellar Crown and got NONE! all I got was a Medicham exGot Shrouded Fable for fun other than a shit ton of penny cards, I got three EX cards and full art of Cresselia Didn't open the morpeko box just don't feel like it right now
GAME OVER YEEEAAAAAAAH!
they call her MC SuperClean
I think I'm starting to fall into depression over no third kits.
Realistically, what could they even change about the gameplay going into 4? Aside from the netcode.
>>507217846adding vehicles
>>507217846Rollerblading, Skateboarding.
>>507217846retard, nothing matters beyond the netcode
>>507217846Rollerskate weapon classBulldozer specialNo seasonsNo catalogNo gacha
>>507217846more singleplayer exclusive elements being used on stages (dash tracks, soaker blocks, etc)
>>507217846Bringing back sting rayBringing back agent 4Bringing back two splatfest teamsFourth kitsFour idolsNew ranked modesSlingshot class
>>507218562sting ray made tower control and rainmaker unplayable
>>507217846The core gameplay is largely fine. Special balance is a little off, but the main issue is stage design. 80% of the time I think about playing the rotations look like dogshit.
>>507218562>Bringing back sting ray
>>507218562>Bringing back Sting rayOnly for Salmon Run.
i like to imagine marie being a smelly, dumpy alcoholic has-been
>>507216992That stinks to hear. I really wanted the latias from sparks since I'm a gen 3 homo but just ended up getting the dumbass egg. I also wanted drayton for the same reason. I really want to get a few boxes of the japanese set but right now is a bad time since I'm in-between jobs.
>>507217763>third kit expectation
>>507217763>third kit reality
>>507220603kill yourself
>>507221880>>507221908Just basic shooter?
Callie age 9
>>507221908>actual third kit reality
1king Salmons?
>>507222967Yo
one day this thread will not have any pedophiles or racists left in it, but not today
>>507223003Room up.
>>507223151>t. biggest pedo-racist of the thread
>>507223151one day the world will not have any pedophiles or racists left in it, but not today
>>507223248Open?
>boris on first tryGuess I can go for one more.
>>507195823>going 0/8Deserved
>play racist pedophile game on racist pedophile website>mad at racist pedosgood luck with that I guess
>>507225513As they say, better a pedophile than a podophile.
>>507221880this wouldn’t get picked over either of the other splash kits tho. neo is too broken rn and crab helps splash more than zip imo
>>507226206>neo is too brokenit’s a throwing weapon
Bait used to be believable
>>507226206>this wouldn’t get picked over either of the other splash kits thowelcome to splatoon 3 kit design
>>507226206fun is way more important than competitive viability
>>507227540Winning is the only times you have fun in this game.
>>507225513I want a racist anti-lgbt /ink/ gf...
>>507227540Those things aren't mutually exclusive unless you're a "a win doesn't count if the weapon is good" dorks
>>507227604sounds like a (You) problem
>>507229012Not really, I win most of my games.
GG's G, L, and S!
>>507230173GGs Holiday Salmonators.
your teammate for today
>>507231731At least he's japanese, if it were a westoid then I'd be concerned
>>507231613kill yourself
Anyone for some fresh Slom at rotation?
>>507232689Me
>>507230173>>507230216Late GGs fishersDreams... don't die!!!!!!>>507232689Yuh
>>507232689Yes
>>507231791Damn man you don't have to choke on that yellow dick that hard
>fsh fullanyone else want fsh at rotation?
>>507234161Splatoon fanbase would be 100x better if every westerner was vaporized.
>>507234683ye
>>507234683Whomst
>>5072326893/4, (You) me if you want in.
I'm going to farm some Ls in turf war to get my hidden rank down. I'm not a good player but the game acts like I am and expects me to carry every dumb kid who just got the game.
>>507234927>Couldn't tell by giflurk more
>>507234927uhhh gif related. squint.
>>507235245I literally have no idea who that is.
>>507235905The best player ever.
>>5072346832/4.
for you
>>507236679Wonderful Woomy
>>507236180Booting up. I wsh to fsh.
>>507236180i'm down
>>507236679My woomy would never do this for me...
>>507236774>>507236792oben.
>>507237121bootin up
>>507237121sorry be like 5 mins
bros i don’t know what gift to get my veemo for squidmas...
>>507237121>>507237261ready now
>>507237418a soldering iron and an electronics book
>>507236882That's because you treat her like shit and don't even dress her properly for winter
>>507237121OPEN UPPP
>>507237940Not my fault, she picks her clothing herself.
>>507233741Shiver ready to receive
>>507209958>>507210429
woomy!
GG's Salmonators!
>>507238539We have an /ink/er with a frye plush and another with a shiver plush yet we've seen none with a big man plush, curious!
>>507239157gt probably has one but he probably came on it
>>507239157I have all three but I never post my buyfag shit here.
>>507239230can brazilians even afford them?
>>507238872Where’s her mask?
>>507239157I posted all of them when the squidmas season started. Do you mean Big Man solo?
im putting together a slom team join if you want
>>507239076>>507239039GGSRJoe caught these hands
>>5072397593/4
>>507239706I've seen no one put him in a vulnerable position like the other two maybe you can change that haha
>>507238026full.
>>507239997do we wait for 4 P and S or do we go as is>>507240130still 3/4
>use wail to take on several flyfish that just spawned>AND HERE COMES A MAWS OUT OF NOWHERE
>>507240176Fuck it, let's babysit some freelancers
>>507238539>Uoh cardLucky
>>507143295>>507150153Oof, I'm out of touch. I don't know who any of those are and I don't know what they look like.I just doodled whatever instead.
>>507243592Given the skin tones it looks like you went with the first choice of all three.
>>507243592Right is sex
>>507150153>not on the listi’ve been forgotten...
>>507243723a doesn't have that hairstyle
GGs C, P Clean shifts, sweet gold
>>507244813So what’s the hairstyle?
>>507245432Idk that nigga changes it every week.
If your woomy keeps the same tentacle style for longer than 3 days she is unfresh.
things I like to see woomies wearing:fluffy cable knit sweaterhigh denier tightsa smile
>>507245508So it could be correct
>>507245568woomies can't change hairstyle, it's genetic>butgo sew your arm to your butt, see how that haircut goes
>>507245732Woomy wearing her boyfriend's oversized airflow & hustle jacket
>>507245732You forgot glasses.
>>507245432floppers
>>507245732
>>507243592I forgot one tiny detail.
>>507246014
>>507245973>muh "your ceph dies if you change any single detail about it" headcanon
>>507246232Now draw me hugging them all
On the topic of hair, what's going on with Craig? Do flops not count as hair in splatoonland?
>>507245973sure looks genetic to me!
>>507246601retard
>>507246370Flops is where the soul is kept. Different flops different soul
now draw Marie and Agent 4 at a nativity scene
>>507247049>Agent 4Who?
>>507247183just another child soldier. don't worry about it.
splatoon 4 bald hairstyle
>>507247183>>507247428
>>507246601>those ears
>>507247613Mystery squigga
>>507243592love your stuff as alwayssorry you couldn't finagle actual refs pics out of us, we're too shy now
>>507247049Closest I have is this
>>507247613Why are her flops so short?
GGs fsh gang.
>>507246232you should draw woomies kissing woomies
GG's G, S, and T! https://youtu.be/oi_fq7rjxAo
GG's SMG
>>507248138Too shy? As if! You ask you will definitely get some. They could have just used pics from their /ink/ folder.
>>507248617but that's less fun and they could be out of date
>>507246625the base style is genetic, but then they can be grown out and styled differentlyfor example, the og splat1 hairstyles are same phenotype, and so are short flops and double bunyou can go between these, but most of the time you just maintain what you have
>>507248685Fair point
in splatoon 4 they will finally fix squid forms having different eye color to the kid form
eggs fsh.
>>507243757i too am attracted to poverty
>>507249091fix it in what way?
>>507249149Which is funny because obesity is most common in people who live in poverty, buying healthy food is expensive while processed food is cheap unless you meant not having tits is somehow tied to how you are financially?
>>507249339I was coming at it more from the angle that if a woman is poor (I.E. if she has a shitty ripped up shirt) she's more desperate and will do more things for money
The sekrit discord is having a christmas event instead of actually being with their family...
>>507249140/ink/ told me tofu was dead
>>507249570it's not christmas yet bro
>>507249190Swim forms all have black eyes.
there is no fishcord and hasn't been since s2
>>507249732Yeah they do. Do you want them to have the eye color of your kid form?
>>507249693Yeah but on christmas you'll be with a group a like minded losers playing in a password pb
>>507250163I hope they have fun playing 3v2.
>>507249575Wish I could be dead but I love the game too much.
>>507249575They say that about everyone, it's best you stop believing what /ink/ says>>507250251With a reply like that you'll make people think it was me who said this, I wish I could live forever and the thought of dying actually makes me mad
show me one ceph to draw, priority to pigtails
>>507250673>I wish I could live foreverNow that's what I'm talking about.
>>507250743
>>507249781There fucking is and I'd name drop you and your entire clique if it didn't compromise me since you're so hot on the trigger to janny sperg and would take the opportunity to ban me
>>507250914>he's mad he can't get in on the new 'cord and is stuck on the nono one
>admits there is a sekrit hugbox cord
>>507251214yes there is and i'm the only one allowed in there, i make fun of every st/ink/er and no one will know what i say about them
>>507249575no one's ever really gone
>>507251214How does this affect you personally?
hugbox discord where I horde artists drawing my woomy hugging other woomies
He called rayzor a fat retard? Yeah mute him for 30 days. Oh this is his second time doing this? Ban his ass from the server sis.
Hugbox discord where we goon on vc to all the fryejeet pics I saved on #nsfw <3
>>507251974Mods tie him and force him to play TC on crableg.
on the seventh day of squidmas woomy gave to me
>>507251974Whar
grouchy woomy just had her monthly ovulation
>>507254063that would just be them laying unfertilized eggs like chickens already do
>>507250880Sex with this woomy
woomy serving you her unfertilized eggs for dinner
why are mullet woomies so goodis it because they are so rare and exclusive?
>>507254706Because you only see them in fan art. What you get in-game are penis woomies instead.
>>507254706Still the ugliest hairstyle in the game
>>507254979Ocks' fade is uglier.
>>507255024Nah the Mullet is way worse the fade is just overused in media
>>507255024nothat cut can genuinely work sometimesthe mullet is unsalvageable outside of fanart
>>507254979It's between the mullet and the afro for me. Can't decide which is worse.
>>507254979bell pepper octo
>>507254804they can look dopey when idle, but the moment you trigger an animation that gives them a wide woomy smile, it hits juust right.
>>507251040I think it's time we let nono back in, he's cool now
>>507257226I wish japs would stop using these ugly anti ai filters on their art
>>507257226you can feel the mischief radiating through the screenshe's up for some shenanigans, that's for sure
>>507257226Giving penis woomy the penis.
>>507257679but then it's penis yebby aka dickhead
Fat veemo eating the last thread bump
I require fresh bread
MAKE PENIS INTO WOOMY
>>507258501Fat veemo took ozempic and now she doesn't know how to handle all of the attention from yebs and weyys.
>>507259074A little cap with tentacles on them would be cute on a dick
Ahah wouldn't that be cool if they buffed firing feet paint of rapid blasters?
>>507259256Fat veemo took ozempic and now she has kidney failure
>>507257401It's not a nip, it's a chink.
>>507259347anonrapids have it every single shot, followed by a fat line of ink pointing you towards hopefully an escape routemeanwhile clash has foot coverage every other shot and no lines, and same framedata
>>507259347Don't think blasters are for you.
>>507259706Imagine if it had both ahahImagine it being the snipewriter of blasters ahah They overbuff weapons lately maybe they could give it that
>freelancers with gold big run badge play worse than those that don't display itmakes you think
>>507260068Snipewriter is a broken piece of shit and they should stop scaling weapons to their retarded Squeezer meta
>>507260147it doesnt mean anything after they changed it from top 5%
>>507260068>Imagine <...> the snipewriter of blasters ahah
>>507260560It can be a slug to use on its own
>>507260475yeah, that was my point, the badge is a giant red flag that screams "shitter"
>>507260638As all blasters should be
>please remove all my weapon's weaknesses!!!You guys are deranged
To the next utsuthread
>>507261648With the current matchmaking system I think it's only fair to give more autonomy to weapons that had it taken away for balancing
>>507262335>let's solve a problem by creating more
Unnerf dynamoUnnerf squeezerUnnerf missiles
>>507263081yesnono
>>507263081Squeezer should be heavyweight.
why are /ink/ers always complaining about weapons that don’t exist at their level of play?
>>507263834trizooka and cooler exist at all levels of play, even if they are not optimal in lower ranks where instead of two god weapons people pick two generic 2-liners for them insteadand balance is all-encompassing, just because clash and flux are equally unused doesn't mean that they are the same
mumkys
time to die
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