Lewd edition>Elden Ring: Nightreignhttps://www.bandainamcoent.com/games/nightreign>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passworderg>Touch Bloodstain:>>507540373
>>507789393>>507789517It's gooning time
>>507789548
>>507789517>heels instead of barefeetruined
Okay faggot.
>>507790047Based Tarnished making Mike shit himself
>>507790345I'm going to shit yourself.
>>507790476I dont poop.You cant beat me
>>507790476gotta love marika's big fat dumptruck ASS
>>507789393>yurishitI'll wait for the next thread
>>507790963>yuri
Aah, you were at my side all along.My true mentor...My guiding starlight...
>27 minutes later I finally find it
>Change from katana to LGS>Swap bloodloss to frostbite>Change ash to a stance>L2+R1 does the current combo>L2+R2 does Onze's ice judgment cut thingThere I made this the coolest sword in the entire game.
>>507791353Meant to quote: >>507791116
Where essay
>>507790143>failed the reading comprehension test
>>507791003pumping
Malenia...
The damage done to Marika's character by coomers is the literary equivelant to the holocaust, people have been gaslit too hard into thinking fan fiction is canon.
How are we feeling about Nightreign lads?
>>507794226excited
how do i safely use cheat engine to get things without being banned? i don't want to do a whole ng to get another milady
>>507794226It'll be shit and I won't buy it
Canon?
>>507794843>>507791351Godfrey and Rennala would have made a better pair.Godcest shits deserve death
>>507794226fort,night
>>507795012GET OUT #
>>507789809Why do people pretend that Malenia gives a shit about the Tarnished?
>>507794226Couldnt care less.
>>507795125Why do people have anime waifus who have their own crush?
>>507794226couldn't pay me to play it
god damn, power stanced blood infused milady's makes pvp easy
If I'm doing a Dragon Communion Samurai build, would it be better for my Uchigatana to be Occult infused or Blood infused if I'm going to be focusing on my Arcane stat?
>forgot to unlock during malenia's waterfowl >AGAINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>507796717occult does more raw damage and scales better with arc, but blood is just better because of the % it takes off enemy health
>>507796656got any webms?
>>507799687i'll make some when i play some duels later. right now i'm watching squid game s2 with some lamb and pork ramen i just cooked
>>507799846Yummers
>>507796656that's not even strong>2h club>2h warped axe>any hyper armor with lat>2h ts>ps straight swords>ps nagakiba>halaxe>haldagand the list goes on
>2nd playthrough after a long break>playing a lot betterPhew. I guess it won't be as painful this time
Pvp makes my head hurt
>>507801156Overconfidence, yadda, yadda.
>>507801132>acktually, OP meta weapons are betterwoah crazy
>>507801571Let's see how i do once i reach the DLC area, but right now i'm doing a lot betterMaybe i'll forego the mimic tear this time, it's OP and even allowed me to kill malenia in my first attempt on my first playthrough
>>507801983I love the mimic tear. I recently realized it uses your items, so I made sure to equip oil jars while I use pyromancy.
>>507801731wronghalf of the game is better than ps light greatswords, even a 2 handed one is already better
The zweihander should be a greatswordGreatswords should be light greatswordsLight greatswords should be longswords
>>507802298Longswords should be daggersDaggers should be needles
>>507802490I hope they do more HEMA moves in their next games. I want to swing the flamberge like a light greatsword
>>507802192fair enough, i suppose if you're shit at the game a light gs won't be very good for you
>>507802698Greatswords not having the weight of a sledgehammer would be a great start in the following games, but we all know it's going to be the same recycled shit because AAA game studios+publishers are terrified of changing the formula a bit
>>507802917>Greatswords not having the weight of a sledgehammer would be a great start in the following gamesThey can keep it, they just need to add more and bigger light greatswords
they should add great flails
>>507803443they should remove charge forth and add it again but buffed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ4F7lWZQss
>>507805206Tried it, doesnt work
>it's another episode of alien light potato swimming and flying around the arena and spamming ranged attacks
what?
>what?
>>507807742>>507807665what?
>>what?
>>507803519astora gs moveset swapped r1+wa combo my beloved
>>507808507WHAT?
>>507807742>>507807813>>507808507>>507809076proof?
Alright, I finished it. Have at me.https://medium.com/@catalogstr33t/miyazakis-blindfold-e0edf6d0633d>inb4 git gud
>>507809491What is this trash?
>jewcuck
madison…
>killing tree sentinel before I even fight margit >all I had to do was find a high ground and spam pebbles Is this life as a mage?
>>507809908You dont have to say that, I've been making a mod for the past 4 hours Im not writing shit
>>507809491>in defense of israelofcourse
>>507810104What? Also what’s the mod about?
hi madison, are you wearing any makeup right now?
>>507809908>>507810268>>507810274kys
Why won't my hefty pots refill when i rest at a grace? Auto-refill is enabled, i checked
gigantogiganormous if true
>>507789809the drawing of messmer here is so fucking funny>>507791116pretty kino weapon. any particular setup/ build you use it with it that you can recommend? im planning on doing my last run of the game with this weapon. i know its mostly a dex weapon with an int tax, so i can probably use some other cold weapons on the same build.
>>507810529Why didnt you tell >>507810104 kys too
>>507810713It's early in the morning
>>507809491shalom mister goldstein!
>>507810951it's 4PM though
>>507794226cautiously optimistic. i already put hundreds of hours into random co-op in elden ring so i may as well try it out.>>507791353yeah honestly stance skills allow for the most versatility and more weapons should have them. especially with the light greatsword, we see that its possible to L2+R1 into L2+R2 for a serious combo that looks good.
>>507810976Oh Im not Jewish I just dont like headchoppers
>>507810951>>507810713>>507810529>>507810639>>507810702What?
Why arent you posting gigantic Marika milkers?Colossal sloshers with an unreasonable str requirement?
>posts own article>nobody reads it, but everyone starts spying on him
where's the fc webms
>>507811473What kinda of schizo nonsense am I looking at
Sorceries with this feel?
>>507811087you're a gigantic jew shill if you believe they don't hate you as much, or even more, as mudslimes do
>>507811620
>>507811760Given I would be killed immediately if teleported to Tehran and left alone if teleported to Tel Aviv, yeah no, I dont buy that for one second.
>>507811582>>507811473this is a beginner level trans meme unfortauntemylyyly>>507811773OUUGH THE FWOOR IS WAVA THE FWPPR IS WA-- oh nevermind my good sirs I am taking very little damage in the double digits this is actually quite nice
Elden ring would be a lot funner with a durability mechanic
>>507812335Could /erg/ handle 3 gr***es?
>>507812203but you're already in tel aviv
>>507791116DLC had no good INT weaponsWing of Astel, Moonveil, Bastard's Stars and Carian Slicer are all cooler
>>507812845could /dsg/ handle a single rusty tierlist??https://youtu.be/XHyPG2dIO6A
>>507813221>proves my pointAre you retarded? That's not a gotcha, whatsoever.
>>507813351Rusty has consistently awful takes on everything but I respect the fact he refuses to back down from them. Youwy remains the only tier lister worth watching at all.Chrightt is still my autistic Asian husbando and is better than all of them.
>>507813425you have been exposed as a jewish shill living in tel avivembarassing!
erg is still failing the talk about elden ring competition
>>507814157Only for /pol/fags obsessed with Jews. I'm not embarrassed at all.
>>507814367the what?
>>507814157Based, made the jewcuck seethe.
I love sluts!
>>507815292you can see rya's nipple
>>507813704Chrightt is MIA
>>507815432when is amirah coming back
>>507815432Probably taken out by CCP agents, sadge
>>507815525Amir is dead and slurm killed him
ded genny
>>5078028212h light gs is braindead though
>wake up>extremely horny
>>507815635*her
>>507815998That doesn't mean you should shit up this general, fuck off to /trash/ and stay there.
>>507815635>>507815525>>507816048>ds3 groomed amir into become a tranny>elden ring finished him off and identity death'd himsad. still laughing about gabri holy fuck
>>507813351No I truly cannot handle rusty. The guy unironically said square off is bad. Like the other anon said he constantly has terrible takes.
>>507816292His takes are so bad and I love that his mods are all magic 2hu kill fps crap. He's a beautiful retarded monster
>>507816239>mimic finds my goop cup pile
>>507794226I'm hopeful, it looks fun (from what little we know) and I like Elden Ring co-op. Fingers crossed Fromsoftware gets to just mess around and try new things before getting back to cooking
>>507815998good post>>507816062you should kill yourself on the other hand
List your top 5 weapons1. Bolt of Gransax2. Lusat's Staff3. Sword of Night4. Fallingstar Jaw5. Coded Sword
>>507816514they better have meowmics in nightreign it'll be so funny for all the ppl who only played eldenring
>>507816239many such cases!
>>507817059You've got good taste.1. The Greatsword / Ancient Meteoric Ore Greatsword2. Marais Executioner Sword3. Milady4. Sword of Night5. Smithscript CirqueHonorable mentions:6. Backhand Blades7. Grave Scythe8. Wing of Astel9. Eleanora's Poleblade10. Bloody Helice11. Rellanna's TwinswordsMan, the DLC added so many great weapons.>>507817063Honestly you're right, that's a great point. It would get so many ER-onlys and make more some hilarious moments. I'm really looking forward to the enhanced movement in Nightreign - I loved traversing the landscape in Sekiro.
>>507818209You're not a real person
>>507818209>11. Rellanna's Twinswordsstr/dex/int/fth chad detected
>>507819153i think therefore i am>>507819736its honestly such a fun weapon
the only weapon i use is blee patas
>>507820231shut up nezuk
>>507820101>>507819736gotta use staff of the great beyond with it too for fun sorcery and incantation combos. carian piercer, stone of gurranq, burn o flame. fuck man its one of the most fun builds in this game for sure
light of michelangelo kinda sucksi saw people whining about it in pvp, but every time i used it people dodged it with ease, and in PVE the fp to damage ratio is abysmal
>>507813234Retard
>>507821026its not an "i win" button. you have to be smart when you use it. i've seen anons drop tons of great webms using that incantation
imagine getting a hug from varreposter...
>>507821050very rude>>507820985isn't it only good with minimum investment in faith and int?
Is elden ring any good whatsoever on the switch
no one plays elden ring in this thread retard
>>507824485>>507823837>>507822573what?
generals on /vm/ are more active than this lol
>>>/trash/71860831>>>/trash/71860831>>>/trash/71860831AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, WTF??!
>>507825913:(
>>507825913dsg literally got moved to trash??
What's your level? I'm thinking of going over 150
>>507825913oh no nonno no no DSGSISTERS THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
>>507827196>>507826902>>507825913bro why is ds3 on pc literally dead there's only gooks and chinks playing rnfuck me elden ring won
>>507827187166
>>507825913>>507825451fsg it is then
>>507827697thread too dead to do bantersigh
>>507816062>That doesn't mean you should shit up this general, fuck off to /trash/ and stay there.>>507825913
>>507827187222
>>507822515I have 46/46 INT/FAI and the damage is good. You can change all your shit to all different elements (or just physical like gravity sorcery or stone of gurranq) as you need. You can also run tons of different infusions. For example I run Relanna's Twinswords (it lends well to the stats), but I have a ton of other weapons that I switch around whenever I feel like it. A flame art great katana with flame skewer, magic smithscript cirques, cold dryleaf arts, you can run moonveil or sword of night and flame. Switch your talismans depending on what you're using too.>>507827397>>507827187I'm at like 162 or 164 right now, can't remember. Still getting plenty of activity. Must be the sale
Marika's tits?
you gotta spam l2 with the staff of dogshit then r1 into the r2 for the epic own
>>507832469you rang?
>>507791003I will rape and impregnate marika
>>507832945based
>>507832469No. Sellen's ugly feet
>>507833298wheres the nail polish.
>>5078170591. Star-Lined Sword2. Fire Knight's Greatsword3. Death's Poker (though I wish Ghostflame Call was at least a usable ash)4. Grafted Dragon5. Magma Wyrm's ScaleswordHonorable runner-up mentions to Regalia of Eochaid and Spear of the Impaler.
>>507822040Soft and warm...
>>507822040I want to watch Varre scream in pain while being fked to death by a Rune Bear. Fuck I hate that guy so much.
Discuss.
>>507838125wow i hate malenia now
Test
>get good>learnto parry most parriable bosses in game with 90% success>want to help christmas newbies so I make new character>My parry amounts to me not taking damage and the attacks going through me with no damage nor staggersthats it? thats the coop experience? what a disappointment
>>507838125Malenia does not look like that.
>>507838125I like her voice.
>>507838125now i understand why i instinctively disliked her
Wow these fire prelates are stingy as fuck with drops. I've killed this one 63 times now and all I have to show for it is 1 pair of gloves and 2 helmets and this is with discovery boosting shit. I just want your boots you fat fuck, drop 'em already.
>>507838125we wuz empyreans...
Anyone got the new SOTE artbook?
>ergies actually farm rare itemslollmao even
>>507838125Old news
>>507845147>NOOOOOOO YOU NEED TO CHEAT AT THE GAAAAAAAMEKys
Does anyone else get angry when they see someone praise the DLC main story or enjoy PCR's lore
>>507845476What the fuck is PCR
>>507845476The DLC story is kino though? Much better than the base game.
>>507845284welsh w*men only look good on the internet
>>507846171Shut up brownie
>>507845882polymerase chain reaction
>>507846303>t. roastie
>>507846608Nope, just a white man who loves white and yellow women.
>>507797218I've never locked off to dodge that shit. If she does it right in my face I just sprint around her to the left and dodge away from her.
>>507846890timmy you won't fuck shit
>>507847031Who the fuck is Timmy? Take your meds, I'm not whatever thread schizo you just made up.
>>507847264My test is high tho, I actually go to the gym and eat healthy unlike you fat fucks.
>>507847119>>507847427The anon you're replying to is a dsg nigger
>>507847487Figures, knew he was brown.
>>507847603>>507847487>>507847427>>507847264>>507847119what the fuck is this
>>507848035Go back
>>507794226Let Fromsoft cook
will the real /erg/ please stand up
>>507848958That's not elden ring fag, go back
>>507848035>>507848958here's your home >>>/trash/71860831
>>507848958good webm8/10
>>507849118>>507848958>>507848613>>507848952>>507849137what???
>>507849594Tourist
>>507850090I'm so confused
>>507850357Lurk moar newfag
>>507845476No because its true and PCR is based
>>507845476You're just mad because your "Chad" Radahn turned out to be a pedophile. The DLC lore was based as fuck, it made Mohg and Radahn rightfully swap places to utterly fuck the community narrative of both characters, it reduced Malenia to a lapdog fujo, it gave us the new best demigod (Messmer), added another hot carian woman, and made Marika based for genocide against horn niggers. If you hate this DLC lore, I'm forced to assume you're a tourist from reddit.
>>507851578This. The lore utterly cucked the two most annoying groups in the fanbase (Malenia fans and Radahn fans), it's good for that reason alone.
>>507850509I AM
>>507846073Unironically this. The story in the base game is just typical rpg slop with you fighting god and becoming king with a bit a bit of a twist towards the end where you learn that Marika is actually the one guiding you, not the GW/Fingers. The dlc on the other hand actually has a narrative going on with the whole mystery of Miquella and how the individual stories for the followers develop and intertwine as the mystery is unraveled. It's not perfect but I genuinely think it's the closest thing to a real story that a Souls game has ever had.
>>507852049No you're not, you're posting. "Lurk moar" means browse threads more and learn the local climate before you start posting. Again, lurk moar newfag.
>>507851578Based
>>507851578>added another hot carian womanShe doesn't even have a model. The only reason you even visually know she's a woman is that her armor has boobs.
Why the fuck is there no place like the pontiffs balcony in Elden Ring? we need a place that has a spot for spectators. That shit was premium Kino.
>>507852853I don't give a fuck. We know she's Rennala's sister so she must be hot. Artists have done what FROM won't.
>>507852963lollmao even
>>507845476i will personally assrape smoughtown to death
>>507853090You KNOW im right.
>>507852963elden ring already had its pontiff balcony academy gate rest in piss
>Nokstella was right behind BeluratWhat are the lore implications?
a year and a half of gameplay later.....should i keep it up until a new soulsbourne drops or clear it for the new year?
>>507858837I never clear mine. The 4k chinks can stay blocked
>>507858908that's why I'm reconsidering....if this page had better UI, i could sift through and leave all of the SA mudhut dwellers, chinks, streamers and underage peons blocked
>>507859037It’s not worth it.
is the convergence mod finished already?
>>507858714How long until modders can combine the dlc and base game?
>>507790047Is there more? This is really cute. The one thing I like that the dlc did with Miquella was make his past self more timid and unsure of himself. Like he has low self esteem because of his curse, and I love itLET ME HUG HIM MIYAZAKI
>>507860983>Is there more? Should be but I've been unable to find it.
>>507860983https://youtu.be/jo_-vr1FwJ0?list=RDjo_-vr1FwJ0&t=74Miquella...
>>507791116>ANOTHER L2 INT Weebstick
>>507851578Based and witnessed.
>>507856734MAG was way more fun and consistent than the colliseumsthey should push out an update to allow pvp in completed boss arenas
>>507856734There was no overlook there though
>>507851578The DLC story was complete and utter dogshit. Not even subjectively, objectively because it breaks continuity and makes no sense. Why did Malenia even fight Radahn in the first place if she was a fujo who supported their relationship? Why did Radahn draw Malenia as far away from the Haligtree as possible if he planned to be his Consort? Why does he have the Erdtree symbol on his cape and not the Haligtree symbol? Why does Miquella call the player the Lord of the Old Order if Radahn is literally the embodiment of resistance and stagnation in favor in change? Why is Miquella's prior ownership of Torrent never mentioned or explored despite it literally being the first promotional image for the DLC?It even reads like a edgy fan fiction that heavily relies on inversion and shock value rather then the stability and consistency of good writing. It turns out the death cult leader who abducted war surgeons and raped them into his obedient slaves while imbibing them with his cursed blood was actually a victim all along! Please forget his prior actions, and work with one of his minions who is actually reasonable, nice and sane to overthrow the evil messianic cherubim rebis who is hypnotizing everyone with his love! The horror!
>>507866201Malenia poster? is that you who posted the needle theory pic a bunch of times? anon...
why couldn't miquella have just used radahn's body? scarlet rot or some shit?
>>507851578But I fucking hate Radahn and one of my biggest complaints about them bringing him back is that he's still not an interesting character in the slightest and only exists for cheap fanservice with how narratively vapid his presence in the story is. Miquella gets turned into his backpack and does nothing but talk about him being his consort, having a character with so much interesting lore behind him and connections to so many characters and events be reduced to a cheerleader for the most boring demigod in the game is a pure insult. Even ignoring how his base game lore is completely meaningless to learn about, Miquella's presence in the fight has nothing to do with what the DLC set up: he looks perfectly fine, and none of his dialogue or design reflects the abandonment of his emotions and love that he had to go through to achieve apotheosis.
>Invade a faggot called "pls don't be mean:)" with base class gear, the sword of night, shitty spells and a full bullgoat max level monstrosity phantom>Very willing to gank me, the second I kill his phantom he starts doing gestures and not fighting back>Kick him off the drainage channel roots
Bro why tf do I have to collect several curses for this shit eaterJust give me the fuckin rune
>>507866201Even going by the "Radahn resisted and didn't want to be Miquella's consort" point of view it still makes no fucking sense. Why exactly did he need Radahn to be his consort specifically? Like people talk about him wanting the "strongest" demigod as his consort but his plan literally involves Malenia overpowering him (meaning she must be stronger than him) as a requirement for it to succeed if this is the case.
>2022*dies*
>>507869106presumably because Mohg's horned body is a better vessel for spirits and the main point of the Lord is to be the yorishiro to Miquella's kami, there's some lore about that.
>>507872237>there's some lore about thatNo.
>>507872237There's 0 lore on that
>>507869925did this really happen? or did you get your asshole gaped wide open by L2 spamming casuals?
>>507872237the real question is why he needed Radahn at all if Mohg is the one supplying the body, the entrance to the Land of Shadow, the followers, and the spirit connection, on top of already being brainwashed. He could just have his soul directly inhabiting Mohg's body instead of sharing it with Radahn's soul. It's not clear at all what Radahn brings to the arrangement.
>>507872635i got raped
Miquella did nothing wrong. SOTE isn't real. Mohg isn't real. Radahn isn't real. Godwyn isn't real. Age of Fracture isn't real. Age of Duskborn isn't real. Age of Order isn't real. Blessing of Despair isn't real. Lord of Frenzied Flame isn't real. Age of Stars isn't real.There is only one ending for Elden Ring that is real. That is the Age of Abundance. Malenia is restored with the memories of Millicent. Miquella is still resting safely in his cocoon at the roots of the Haligtree. The Haligtree becomes an Erdtree gradually as more shards of the Elden Ring are collected from the demi-gods and offered to Miquella at the roots. With the completed Elden Ring at the base, Miquella emerges from the cocoon and cures Malenia, Miquella then embraces the Tarnished after a scene similar to the very end of Ranni's questline where a ring of Unalloyed Gold is offered to Miquella (from Marika's Bedchamber).The "One Great" DLC begins post-marriage to Miquella with the Tarnished in a war room in Elphael where a discussion is being had on expunging the Outer Gods from the material plane after the successful stabilization of the Land's Between after the Shattering. Miquella then discusses the need for re-integration not expulsion, as all is one. He then highlights the mistakes of the Golden Order's past which caused the emergence of the Frenzied Flame."The followers of the flame are not wrong in essence, but in method. My lord will join me in providing a lesson to them and all acolytes of the Outer."Miquella then miniaturizes himself into a shota and rides the Tarnished's back for the remainder of the DLC and becomes a stronger supporter throughout, slinging holy bolts of light and providing passive healing along with one resurrect. The DLC ends with the Greater Will returning after the Avatars of the Outer (including Shabriri) are defeated. The pacified Outer Gods are brought into the Greater Will and what was to be an Age becomes an Eternity of Abundance. The end.
>>507870106>In their childhood, Miquella saw in Radahn a lord. His strength, and his kindness, that stood in stark contrast with their afflicted selves.Rodney was not only strong, but also kind, unlike the incest twins, Mike fell for the horsey meme.Also, Malaria cheated and still failed to kill him.
>>507873102happens to the best of us
>>507873772>stronggets bodied by Morgott in cinematic slide>kindthe Red Manes burn and torture Albinaurics and there is as many corpse piles of civilians as there are near the Volcano Manor and Mt. Gelmir, he's definitely very stubborn and prideful though
*incoherent headcanon ramblings*
>>507873772Miquella>creates a safe haven for the oppressed>tries to cure those suffering from outer god aids (FF and Rot)>only person trying to solve the Godwyn issue>every character in the game (including Ansbach after he was charmed) expresses nothing but sympathy for him>not kindRadahn>followers are all battletards that live to kill and wage war>hosts coliseum battles where the losers are eaten by lions>corpses piled all over Caelid within his own settlements>idolizes a psychotic conqueror whose bloodlust is legendary>but he likes his horse and would rather drag the poor thing into battle instead of letting him rest and getting a new horse>kindThis feels like 2022 Radahn fanfictionwank that somehow made it into the actual game. Anyways Malenia's strength is way more impressive than Radahn considering the circumstances as well, and that still doesn't address the fact that unless he decided to send her to her certain death for the lols, Miquella assumed (correctly) that she was at least on par with Radahn.
So was the dlc lore good?
>the DLC lore was so good!>the lore
>>507866201>Why did Malenia even fight Radahn in the first place if she was a fujo who supported their relationship?Read Radahn's DLC armor you retarded rot simp. She fought Radahn to give him a warriors death and send him to Miquella.
>>507875680Who are you quoting?
the DLC lore was so good!
>>507875367Everything involving Miquella is an absolute dumpsterfire with no redeeming qualities that ruins a huge chunk of the base game loreMarika's backstory is fine in a vacuum but it has basically nothing at all to do with her previously established backstory, nothing about the Elden Ring, the Numen, how she met and married Godfrey, her battle against the GEQ and ascension to godhood, Maliketh, when Radagon came into existence, etc., is ever mentioned and has basically no relation to what we learn. Even within the DLC you never learn shit about what the "seduction and betrayal" was, which makes no sense with what the Hornsent's role wasRest is pretty good, glad the notion that the GW abandoned the world a long time ago (something already all but stated in the base game) is now widely accepted, I've seen a drastic reduction in people treating it like the big bad evil.
>>507875680My favorite character
>>507875702That's another thing, what the fuck is this convoluted bullshit? Since when did you need to die to become a consort to a god, something that no other consort had to go through including the Tarnished? >sending your sister to a death battle that leaves her crippled and an entire region obliterated over a larp10/10 writing
>>507876505We told you Mike was evil
>>507875680>the base game's lore was so good!>the base game's lore:
Should I go above 150 if I wanna be summoned for DLC bosses? I'm at 150 now and I mostly get Malenia and Radagon.
>>507875367Non of it makes any sense in the DLC or the base game.
>>507876672Then they should've committed to that angle instead of trying to overtly force his story to be a tragedy where the premise of the tragedy is ruined before it even happens
>>507876942>Then they should've committed to that angleAnd they did, that's why I never smoked his weed
>>507876672Who's "we", schizo?
>>507877362Every character in the game feels bad for him and you have multiple characters tell you point blank that his story is a tragedy, they absolute did not want you to see him as a villain. There is zero emotion to be had by his narrative if he was always a little shit, but because of Radahn's involvement you have no choice but to view him that way with how fucking stupid the story is
>>507876942>>507877362He's not good or evil, jesus it's like you've never read a Gurm story. Mike does evil for the sake of his good intentions.
>>507877787>Every character in the game feels bad for himLel
What's the appeal of the katanas? I get nagikiba or whatever has range but in general wouldn't you just be better off using a straight sword since it does more stance damage with its skill than unsheathe?plus 30 points of bleed barely seems noticable
>>507877943Yeah, he was just a homo for Rodney
>>507875702>Malenia, please fight Radahn to the death even though he supports my cause completely and definitely isn't holding the stars in stasis to prevent Empyreans like me from interfering with the existing Erdtree Order which he has embroidered on his cape for no reason at all so he can get his battle addict fix and be resurrected in the body of a death cult leader who I intentionally let kidnap me and ruin my original plansThis is bad writing to the extent of making it non-canon. End of discussion. Accept that Miquella is a time traveling cherubim playing Kingmaker with the Tarnished as the DLC keyart and cutscene from the DLC Gameplay trailer allude to. He sought out the highest timeline and worked with his Empyrean siblings Ranni and Melina to bring forth the final lord who'd bring about the end of the Outer Gods, save his sister and make the Greater Will return. Any other take is headcanon shit eating faggotry from Shabriri possessed dullards like SOTE was.
>>507878891>>Malenia, please fight Radahn to the death even though he supports my cause completely and definitely isn't holding the stars in stasis to prevent Empyreans like me from interfering with the existing Erdtree Order which he has embroidered on his cape for no reason at all so he can get his battle addict fix and be resurrected in the body of a death cult leader who I intentionally let kidnap me and ruin my original plansSeems pretty obvious that Radahn's "part of the vow" that Miquella and Malenia had to fulfill was to defeat him in battle
>>507878376unsheathe is betterbleed is better than no bleed2h kat is better than 2h ss
>>507878891sexooooo
>>507878891>This is bad writing to the extent of making it non-canonStopped reading there, that isn't your call to make.
>>507789393>>507789517>>507790476>>507790660>>507790660>>507791003>>507815998>>507832818Literally built for black men.
>>507879182>2h kat is better than 2h ssWho the fuck is 2h'ing a straight sword? It's powerstance or nothing and power stance straight swords blows the fuck out of katanas.
>>507879661>bestialityDepraved & cringe.
>>507877464Me and that guy >>507875702
>>507877464>>507880060Hi yes "that guy" here, can confirm I also tried to tell people Miquella was evil.
>>507880060>>507880189kiss
>>507879659It is my call to make Shabriri. If an author goes against the logical framework of the universe they built it negates the legitimacy of the content they produce that uses it.
>>507878891>This is bad writing to the extent of making it non-canon.NoU
>>507880328It's absolutely not your call to make. You're not the author nor do you own the IP and had no hand in its creation. You're just some fag on a computer nobody has ever heard of, you have zero authority to claim something isn't canon just because you don't like it.
>>507878891>This is bad writing to the extent of making it non-canon.that's not how it works retard
Can anyone here spur me to finish the game? I'm 110 hours in and still haven't reached the Fire Giant.
>>507879835im listing things that make kat better than ss dummyi fucking know that psss is better than 2kat but that's only because of nerfs
>>507880472It doesn't matter who the person is. If they notice a mistake it doesn't make the mistake any more or less one. The fact is the plot holes in SOTE are outstanding and world breaking, to the extent that all lore enthusiasts on this game went suspiciously quiet weeks after the DLC's release exchanging platitudes while clearly not enthused about having to cover it. It is non-canon Shabriri.
>>507880657
>>507880884>that's only because of nerfsPSSS was always better than PS katanas.
>>5078808841.10 they were even
>>507880945>If they notice a mistake>mistakeIt's not your call to claim it's a mistake. It's what the author intended, you have zero authority here. >B-B-BU-B-BUT THE SOULSTUBERS!Literally why should I care? Why should anyone care about these grifter hacks? They aren't experts on the lore either. They just play the game and extrapolate based on what they see, same as any of us. None of them have a fucking hotline to the author or have any information we don't. Also:>It is non-canon Shabriri.Why the fuck do you keep calling me Shabriri? Take your meds schizo.
>>507881149meant for >>5078810032kat now compared to 1.10 is way fucking worse and the nerfs were retardedanyway good job telling the guy that always plays psss that psss is good I FUCKING KNOW
>>507881419>2kat now compared to 1.10 is way fucking worse and the nerfs were retardedEven then PSSS were better.
is there a straight sword that does physical damage scaling off faith?
>>507881545PSPSPSPS
>>507881272A mistake is a logical inconsistency. Therefore, if an event is told to have occurred when it is later stated to have not occurred or treated as if it didn't occur, then it is a mistake. That means whatever is predicated on that mistake illegitimate.Lurk and read Miquella discussions to learn why SOTE is non-canon.
>>507815292is the one kneeling supposed to be fia?
>>507881774>A mistake is a logical inconsistencyJust because you consider it inconsistent doesn't mean it is, and no a "logical inconsistency" and a "mistake" are not the same thing. At worst, you could call it a plot hole, and regardless of if it's a plot hole or a genuine mistake, that doesn't mean it isn't canon. Just take the L.
>>507881774>SOTE is non-canon.this is my new favorite loreschizo take
>>507881774Name one logical inconsistency, I'll absolutely bet you're just a lorelet. Everything in SOTE makes perfect sense.
>>507881774None of that matters. Shadow of the Erdtree is officially produced content for Elden Ring, not fan fiction. That makes it canon by definition.
>>507882114>Name one logical inconsistencyWhy would Miquella wants a tarnished among his followers when every in the halig tree and even Elphael wants to drag the tarnished in the jail and rape her?
>>507882314>Why would Miquella wants a tarnished among his followers when every in the halig tree and even Elphael wants to drag the tarnished in the jail and rape her?He doesn't? Leda ASSUMED Miquella had charmed us, he hadn't. From the very first moment we were in the shadow lands to ruin everything for Miquella, following Marika's guidance.
>>507881545except that 2kat had faster kill potential and better rollcatchesplus it had the same crouch uncrouch that psgs has
>>507882314Its easier to rape someone you're close with and trusts you.
>>507882530>psgs>goodNow you're just shitposting
wtf is psss?I'm the anon who asked the question originallyI was jsut curious what made katana better
>>507881851that's THE ALBINAURIC WOMAN
>>507882494I mean, Miquella has two very good instruments to charm people.>>507882557Then how come most rapes are given by complete strangers?
>>507882639yeah great spear is weak
>>507882787A vast majority of rapes and sexual assaults arent from strangers
>>507883124Source?
daily reminder rarity is a mandatory stat >Most Recent Patch Noteshttps://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/3645467>Launch Live Updateshttps://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/3594080>Patch Noteshttps://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-forum/2212>Buy Early Access Keyhttps://pathofexile2.com/purchase>FAQhttps://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/3587981>Trade Sitehttps://www.pathofexile.com/trade2>Ladderhttps://pathofexile2.com/ladders>Wikihttps://www.poe2wiki.net>Game Databasehttps://poe2db.twOld >>507852805
>>507883560Google it
>>507883565elden ring
>>507883565excuse me?
>>507881774>it's bad so it's not canonThis is unironically the correct way to view fiction
>>507883565Are you at the right place?
>>507881774it was a dream?
>>507882713Power stance straight sword, use context clues dummy
>>507883565Leave it to POE retards to be, you know, retarded. Dopamine receptors are fried from too much loot gacha.
>>507882557>>507883124you would know...
>>507883643>no sourceok
>>507884572Literally just google itIt is known
Is Convergence or Reforged worth playing?t. played lots of DS1-3 mods, never played an ER mod
>>507882114Why did Miquella cocoon himself when he would've known that Radahn was not dead and Malenia was MIA? Why did he not tell any of his followers what his plan was or where he was heading which lead to them killing themselves? Why did he not use any of his available resources to kill Radahn and instead waited around doing nothingHow would he have even known about the secret rite scroll beforehand? Did he enter the land of shadows without any real plan besides "Radahn dead, ???, become god"?
>>507883565>>507885071Rude
>>507884959>Why did Miquella cocoon himself when he would've known that Radahn was not dead and Malenia was MIA?How could he possibly have known? For all he knew Malenia may have succeeded. He was already in the cocoon by then.>Why did he not tell any of his followers what his plan was or where he was heading which lead to them killing themselves?Because it was a need to know basis and charmed slaves he knew would no longer be charmed once his great rune broke didn't need to know? That'd be stupid as fuck. Without his mind control he couldn't guarantee their loyalty.>Why did he not use any of his available resources to kill Radahn and instead waited around doing nothingWhat are you even basing this on? He used the greatest resource he had, his sister.>How would he have even known about the secret rite scroll beforehand? Did he enter the land of shadows without any real plan besides "Radahn dead, ???, become god"?He probably knew the gist of what the rite contained before he went there. That or he already knew what needed to be done and the rite scroll was just a copy of the method. Nothing states Miquella needed the secret rite scroll, it was just in the storehouse.
>>507884890Both are, but they do different stuffReforged is essentially just like expanding on vanilla's systems without trying to completely change the game's thing. Like it adds stuff that the DLC straight up just stole like little things that reward exploration by having a thing called rune pieces throughout the map you can use to give little staff buffs, and redoing some spirit springs, and parries, different affinities have special effects, it's essentially a sort of vanilla+. If you're wanting a completely new experience, you wont get it with reforged, but I like it a lotConvergance is a lot more expansive in how it redoes areas and spells, classes and stuff. I have less experience with it but it seemed pretty good, but not finished. I dont think you'd regret checking it out, it's a lot more of a different experience. Different classes have different starting areas even
>>507884959>Why did Miquella cocoon himselfHe didn't? He let himself root into the halig tree, but the coocoon was the rapist evil faglord, Morgoth or whatever his name is.
>>507885378>How could he possibly have known? For all he knew Malenia may have succeeded. He was already in the cocoon by then.No he wasn't retard, talk to Freyja>Because it was a need to know basis and charmed slaves he knew would no longer be charmed once his great rune broke didn't need to know? That'd be stupid as fuck. Without his mind control he couldn't guarantee their loyalty.What the fuck are you talking about? His plan literally requires the assistance of external forces to complete, and he couldn't be assed to tell his loyal followers where he is? Are you fucking stupid? Additionally that's not how his charm works, everyone he charms doesn't just become a mind controlled slave, and even after the charm breaks everyone but Ansbach and Thollier is still loyal to him>What are you even basing this on? He used the greatest resource he had, his sister.The fact that none of the Haligtree soldiers are at the Radahn festival, an event he says himself that he is aware of. Not to mention that Mohg was just chilling on his own with nobody having any idea where the fuck he is when his death is another requirement for his ascension>He probably knew the gist of what the rite contained before he went there.And how would he know that? This isn't how Marika became a God, so where the fuck was he getting information from a very specific ritual that his mom didn't actually do herself?You can't call other people lorelets when you don't know shit
>>507885893He was ripped out of the cocoon by Mohg, you can see where he was likely held in Malenia's boss arena. There is no reason to cocoon at that point regardless of interpretation of Mohg's involvement
>>507886101Oh, you mean the root cocoon he was already in. My apologies, I thought you referred to evil rapist horny faggot in a skirt's cooocooon.
>>507885896>Additionally that's not how his charm works, everyone he charms doesn't just become a mind controlled slave>and even after the charm breaks everyone but Ansbach and Thollier is still loyal to himNow you're contradicting yourself lmao
that feel when dee ess jee just had a four man seamless club and erg was arguing about dlc loreagain...
>>507886370While Ansbach and Thollier are compelled to follow him, they don't just blindly worship him and still largely have their own agendas even while charmed, Ansbach is there to figure out what Miquella is up to, and Thollier is...basically the same. His charm subdues people's violence and prevents others from harming him and each other, but it is never shown to just be flat out mind control. There is nothing contradictory about his followers still continuing to follow him after the charmed is removed, there are were very good reasons to follow Miquella. This is another reason why the DLC's writing is so horrid btw, mind control used in this fashion is such an awful, awful plot device that kills discussion of a character and everyone they interact with, it's such an incredibly lame direction to make a focal point of his character especially with how the actually kind parts of Kindly Miquella is completely ignored.
>>507886983>but it is never shown to just be flat out mind controlMohg
>>507887163Mohg was a psychopathic blood rapist long before he kidnapped Miquellla, and there's no confirmation that Miquella kidnapped him as part of his retarded keikaku.
>>507887372>Mohg was a psychopathic blood rapist long before he kidnapped MiquelllaSource: your ass
>>507882114Alright, I'll preface this beginning with the marketing phase of the DLC:It begins with the first promotional image of the game showing Miquella riding on Torrent. This establishes the first thread of connection between them and the Tarnished, and is intended to show that they worked with Melina, Ranni and perhaps even Marika to ensure they could be strong for the journey ahead. We could treat this dismissively and say Miquella wanted to ensure the Tarnished could kill Radahn for his purposes, but it's important to establish this preexisting connection.Lets dissect base game Radahn. He is stated several times to idolize Radagon and Godfrey, his armor is intended to be derivative of them melding their motifs. His cape has the symbol of the existing Golden Order. Why is this important? It showcases his loyalty to the existing Order and implies his desire to succeed it, which he demonstrates by holding the stars in place. An act that prevents any Empyrean from being able to interfere with and establish a new Order, as is shown during Ranni's questline. Knowing this recontextualizes Malenia's desperate battle with Radahn, as if she succeeded and he perished Miquella would be able to ascend to godhood in the Haligtree as Ranni did during the Age of Stars ending. It was a last resort and why the spirits of Cleanrot Knights and Redmanes fight so fervently even after death, it's the difference of whether or not Radahn gets to become the third Elden Lord or Miquella ascends to godhood and supplants the existing one.Even if we say that part of the vow was that Radahn was to be defeated in battle by Miquella and Malenia before he joined the Haligtree Order, why would he already promise himself to a different Order by adorning their motifs and sigils, making clear his intent to succeed the existing Golden Order? From noticed this logical inconsistency and thus redesigned his DLC armor with the Haligtree Order symbol to be fitting.
>>507887661He communed with the Formless Mother when he was stuck in the sewers, y'know the sadomasochistic outer god that feeds off of pain and suffering as an outlet of her "love". Not to mention he spent his childhood throwing his cursed dookie at any poor soul who wandered by which turned them into violent monsters. I like Ansbach but I'll never forgive him for causing people to actually think that Mohg was just a chill dude minding his own business when the lore completely contradicts that
>>507888078>y'know the sadomasochistic outer god that feeds off of pain and suffering as an outlet of her "love".Again, source: your ass, there is NOTHING in the game suggesting the Formless Mother is an evil outer god. She COULD be, but we have zero evidence of this. She and Mohg seem to accept any and all willing to join into their order, which suggests she's more benevolent than the otherwise. Especially considering Mohg's bloody fingers only hunt tarnished who haven't join, as they are direct enemies as they seek to renew the golden order and prevent their new one.>Not to mention he spent his childhood throwing his cursed dookie at any poor soul who wandered by which turned them into violent monsters. Genuine schizo headcanon, what the fuck are you even talking about?
>>507887945You are putting way too much fucking stock into a god damn cape emblem. Did you ever stop and think maybe Radahn just didn't see a reason to change his cape out yet?
>>507888329>source: your assJesus fucking christ, I can't believe this is the level of loretism pro-DLC fags are at>Long ago, a subjugated tribe discovered a twisted deity amongst the ravages of war, and they were transformed into bloodfiends. The mother of truth was their savior.>Greatspear of the bloodfiend hexers. One of the most significant implements used in their blood rituals. Sacred spears of blood are the instruments of communion with an outer god. The mother of truth desires a wound.>Weapon used by the bloodfiends. Three tines of carved bone spear the victim to provoke blood loss. A ritual implement for blood offerings to the Formless Mother. At times, the bloodfiends will spill even their own blood using these forks.>The mother of truth craves wounds. When Mohg stood before her, deep underground, his accursed blood erupted with fire, and he was besotted with the defilement that he was born into.>But Mohg's rune is soaked in accursed blood, from his devout love for the wretched mire that he was born into far below the earth.Yeah I'm sure the outer god that is repeatedly described as twisted and wretched and demands violent blood sacrifices is a real swell deity dumbass>Genuine schizo headcanon, what the fuck are you even talking about?>Craftable item prepared using a ritual pot. Decorated with the crest of the Lord of Blood.Throw at enemies to douse them in accursed blood, causing summoned spirits to assail them with a rabid fervor.A childhood memory of the Lord of Blood.Don't argue with me again
>BRO THE LORE IS SO DEEP! YOU GOTTA STUDY THE LORE BRO! HERES A PLAYLIST FROM BASED VAATI, KING OF SOULSBORNE KINO LORE! BRO HE ONCE MADE A 15 MIN VIDEO OFF ONE IMAGE!! THE MAD LAD!gen z were a mistake
>>507889039DamnOne of these I actually agree withI cringed a lot when someone mentioned vaati to me in public
who are you quoting?
>>507889039Lorefagging becomes less fun when you actually get into it once you realize that 95% of "loretubers" pull their shit completely out of their ass and has zero real evidence in game beyond their own headcanons, and that the "kino" storyline that lorefags shill is actually just a bunch of barely coherent snippits of text that isn't conveyed in game in any meaningful way and that Miyazaki didn't give a fuck when writing it
BRO THE LORE IS SO DEEP! YOU GOTTA STUDY THE LORE BRO! HERES A PLAYLIST FROM BASED VAATI, KING OF SOULSBORNE KINO LORE! BRO HE ONCE MADE A 15 MIN VIDEO OFF ONE IMAGE!! THE MAD LAD!
>>507888521Miquella also calls the Tarnished the Lord of the Old Order, when Radahn is literally holding the stars in place to prevent things from changing from the Golden Order. In Old Order customs Messmer would burn the Tarnished to death long before they approached a state of citizenship much less a place of lordship. The only way for the Tarnished to succeed the existing Order is to make a new one that is tolerant and compassionate of the graceless. Checkmate Shabriri.
I think the worst part about lorelets is that they think people actually care when they cry about how much they don't like it. Okay, great. Now can you fuck off and move on already?
>>507889335>>507889601
>>507889335See >>507889601
>>507888890>>Long ago, a subjugated tribe discovered a twisted deity amongst the ravages of war, and they were transformed into bloodfiends. The mother of truth was their savior.Illiterate retard, it's saying that the Formless Mother SAVED them from the deity they discovered. Why the fuck else would it refer to her as a "savior"? Also I like how you're quoting all this bloodfiend shit but conveniently ignoring Mohg's spear, which states the bloodboon ritual is used to pierce the Formless Mother herself. She desires a wound ON HER OWN BODY to grant boons to her followers. But of course you'd ignore the one single item in the game that references her in a positive light, as it completely shatters your point. Check and mate bitch, you lose.
anyone wanna............ y'know............................. play the game?
>>507889440isn't this obvious to anybody with a brain?
>>507889936No?
AHHAHAHAH holy shit. Onlywaifu is quite literally an AGP troon who goons to ranni hentai.I've found a rabbithole within his community and the people he follows.There is a group of gooners with anime avatars who post Elden Ring gooner content on youtube shorts. Onlywaifu just happens to follow all of them and you can see them replying to each other in Onlywaifu's comment section.I've also noticed that in his later videos he started to use his real voice but with the annoying ranni filter on top of it. He often speaks in Spanish to speak some gay ass shit like "Ay si dame rico papi" or some shit like that.I may have found the next GoonGate and Onlywaifu is the epicenter of that.
>>507889798How fucking ESL are you? She's a "savior" the same way the antichrist is a "savior" retard, she's the one that transformed them into BLOODfiends in case you couldn't tell.>the bloodboon ritual is used to pierce the Formless Mother herselfNo shit, what part of sadomasochistic did your third world ass not understand? Her whole deal is inflicting pain and sustaining pain, that's what that word means you disgusting brownoid. They even point that out with how the Bloodfiends will stab themselves to draw blood, or how Mohg got a boner from Okina stabbing him which made him invite him to be a bloody finger.
>>507889936I'm down to FC
>>507889798It literally says on the River's of Blood item description that Mohg offered Okina the life of a demon who's appetite for blood will never be sated. He also kidnapped Varre and other war surgeons during the Shattering and made them into his sycophants who'd find him more people he could turn into serial killers so he could harvest their blood. Lurk more.
>>507890320I fucking hate that guy. I unsubbed from his channel a while ago and his followers are fucking weird. Not surprised in the slightest. Good work, detective anon
>>507890331I hate Liu Bei.
>>507890325>How fucking ESL are you? She's a "savior" the same way the antichrist is a "savior" retardNot gonna lie, I genuinely stopped reading there. You're a fucking idiot who not only doesn't know the lore, but also doesn't know basic English so I'm forced to assume you're a retarded ESL. Take another English class, pajeet. I won't be responding to you again.
We only watch JeeNiNe Media in /erg/
>>507890502t.
>>507890415>He also kidnapped Varre and other war surgeons during the Shattering and made them into his sycophants who'd find him more people he could turn into serial killers so he could harvest their blood.Incorrect. He kidnapped them to tame his own cursed blood, you know, the same blood Morgott references he has? Mohg's twin brother? You don't know the lore at all.
>>507890331>>507889936sure lets FC. we should have at least 3
>>507890715Okay you're trolling, nice talk.
>>507890867NTA but that's what I assumed too. What's wrong about it? Sounds more believable than your theory.
>>507890637I don't like how Liu Bei got good rep while Cao Cao is known as"that manipulative, wonderful bastard". None of the three kings was any better than the others.
>>507890715what a joke lmao>>507890919im nta ur replying to but hell no it doesnt sound more believable. the in game text contradicts that
>>507890867I accept your concession.
>>507891004perhaps because the romance of the three kingdoms portrays him as a good guy?
>>507891259Exactly. And the Romance is biased.
>>507891192The ingame text has Morgott having "cursed blood". Mohg is his twin, so he would too. Varre was kidnapped to tame the "cursed blood". Why the fuck would "cursed blood" in regards to a pair of twins be referring to two different things you fucking moron?
lets get this shit started lads
>>507891360they have cursed blood because marika's pussy is stinky
>>507891360>he didn't read the description of bloody helice only after acquiring it in late eveningngmi lorelet
>>507891715>only after acquiring it in late eveningKeep trying strength on that truck bro, you'll find Mew eventually.
let me know when its 3/4
>>507891409>united combatare we doing teams
>>507891916oh oops i meant to do free for all>>507891831ok, is anyone else gonna show up
it was 3/4 for a second there
3/4
4/4
1/4
Good night<
I love Miquella so much bros...
good game, but lemonade what level are you?
>>507893721He loves you too
>>50789378412
>>507893784idk how do I level
>>507893784lemonteen
>>507862410Bro that goes hard as fuck why am I learning about this game here?
>>507893784not high enough, I should be 250>>507894393fuck I wish I came up with this response
ggs. fun games in the fc. im still down to play
>>507893784Is mayonnaise a level?
i thought fc was supposed to be rl150
So how safe is using cheat engine to make a build? I am absolutely not playing through the DLC again just to make some dickbag to use in FCs
3/4 right now
>250/erg/ never fucking listens
>>507894774One sec Ill join
>>507894774oh yeah I left I should've said
>>507894756its easy as fuck dude, stoolovsky has a guide on youtube. ive been using CE since before the DLC and have had no issues
5 eliminations without a deathYay
>>507895461good job!
Connection error!
>>507894719It is, but you can go above or below within reason. Fucking 250 is absurd and that fucker should get blocked.
>>507896227250 ain't block tier bad like max level, but yeah tone it down whoever you are anon.
yo, matches i think your name is, with the godslayer? you're good man. ggs
>>507896227>>507896332I was obviously joking, I'm 182
matches is overleveled as hell
>>507896394thanks man, it was a fun fight, gg
>>507896460Prove it or fuck off
how many weapons have a unique moveset within their class?>partisan>cross-naginata>greatsword?>morning star and mace?
3/4 again
>>507896763SighOne sec
>>507896460Even 182 is too high. Cut your level down or make a new character.
>>5078967632/4?
>>507896460>182
182 is fine
>>507897214No it isn't. Even 170 is pushing it hard.
>>507897286I feel like most of the people complaining about 182 are people who never join anyway or join at way higher levels
>>507896707Warhawk TalonShamshir
>>507897380Warhawk Tuahlon!?
>>507897432Please do not.
>>507897432This will never be funny
>>507890715Kill yourself
>Mike>Rodney>RonnieWho else
>>507897581 Its so so so so so so so funny
>>507897594See >>507891360 and then kill yourself instead, dumb lorelet.
>>507897697melanie, knife of mikequeen mary the very long
>>507897704It really isn't. In a few years you'll be cringing at yourself for ever laughing at it.
im not overleveled im 150
>>507897432based, i kneel
>>507897950Prove it
>>507897950Thats overleveled.
>>507897950Should be 120 you fucking faggot
i have no poise and i must trade
>>507898045No 150 is proper for FCs, go back to /dsg/>>507898098You also go back retard>>507897950Post a screenshot then
>>507898121me every time I use dryleaf arts
>>507897376not acknowledging blatant overlevelling says more about yourself that it does other people
>>507898302Reread
This game is gay, like actually gay, final DLC boss is two gay brothers. I'm gonna go play stellar blade instead.
>>507895330You got a link?
im leaving
>>507898703ggs!
>>507898538Use glorious merchant
150 or below is acceptable
the fc games we played were finei won a few games with my 150 character so clearly level doesnt matter that muchdo people still want to play? currently its 2/4
>>507899479sure i'll play again. i had to go find bloodhound step cos quickstep is shit
>>507899479I kept trying to join and it kept getting becoming 2/4 once I joined so I left, me done for tonight
guess what time it is? that's right, it's fap o'clock
>>507899792your life is incomplete and you are a broken person
>>507899864correct on both counts
>>507899792Don't cum
where are the fc 'ebms
>>507900495do you want me to save it for you?
>>507900537lol
alright seeing as we cant get a 4th now, i think i'll call it a night too. thanks to everyone who came out.>>507900537i didnt record anything but i hope someone did. i got some good kills
>go to sleep>thread wakes up and has FCs>wake up>thread dies and FCs stop
>>507900675Kill yourself
>matchmaking cancelled
>>507901024I just nutted thinking about molesting younot really though
fc status
close da fc...
>>507900975shoulda woken up earlier, kid. we played for almost 2 hours
post webms people
>>507902926>using consumables in a duelNice cheating, fagtron.
>>507901024why didn't you respond to me
>>507902926why would you post this black mold
>>507902926>consumablesHow embarrassing
>>507902926vantablack coalpost fuckin hell
>>507903029>>507903574uh oh, someone's mad he got frosted!
>>507903276i simply cannot get webms to under 4mb without making it mouldy
>>507904534bro I can see the pixels on that webm
I think I might just finally be done with elden ring, sadly. I have no further interest in PvP and have played every build I love to hell and back, there's nothing left for me to do. It makes me really sad, considering I love this game but I've just become burnt out I guess. See you guys when the next Souls game comes out I suppose whenever they're done trying to get a quick buck off of shitreign.
>>507905304bye, have fun playing other games
>>507905378who's this semen demen?
>>507905586That's a man
>>507905586>demen
>>507905378SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm drunk and bored
>>507908628Hi drunk and bored
>>507908868I am going to kick you in the balls
>>507908628fag
I'm bored too
>>507908974But...
>>507794226Don't care. Already started playing something else.
>>507910549what are you playing?
>>507908628drink some water and play elden ring>>507909962play elden ring
>>507910994no
>>507794226Really looking forward to it
>>507910751Started the Bravely Default series, it's been on my backlog for a while.
>>507910994I might but I'll probably just go to bed
>>507902926>moveset with double the moves per input >blood infusion in a game where status is broken>cold tossing for more status abusal>pretending to be more of a player with incants being on display>pretending to be good at the gameMay Miquella reclaim his rage and rape your asshole into a torn apart bleeding mess with Malenia and Radahn keeping you still.
So, Old Monk in Nightreign?
>>507916771no pvp
Malenia.
Why is there a whole second after you finish crouching where you’ll still do a crouch attack
>>507905586Probably that /civ4xg/ dude.
>>507919108Malenia...
>>507902926webm
>>507926801get off poop3 and hop on worm lil sis
>>507927142theres no aquamarine dagger in elden ring :(
Thread is following the footsteps of dsg. You'll leave but you'll also be back when you rediscover erg. Been playing The Elder Scrolls VI and V for the past 2 months, but Elden Ring is an objectively better game, which is why I still check this thread. Ergtroonification incoming
>>507927763what?
>>507927274whorebtw what did u think of my post from the trash thread >>>/trash/71877171
>>507928650i left the thread cuz u kept posting porn and i rly dont like porn.
Is there anything death related in Rauh
>>507929312i dont think so
>>507929389How odd
>>507931380>>507931776How is your net so bad
pancakes is not from europewhy would our ping be good when there's an ocean and maybe half a continent between usinb4 you are pancakes
>>507916290>waaaah you're bad for not playing the game the way i want you toF R O S T E D
>>507932030>>507931828>>507931776>>507931380meows very slowly and loudly
>tfw no assassin twink bf
>>507932812Needs capture and anal rape in the prison.
>>507932812i look like this
>>507933275Needs capture and anal rape in the bedroom.
>>507933368>>507933047stop anal raping is not nice
i bet he hasn't anal raped anyone
>>507933668I dunno, I find it pretty hot, personally.
>>507933958Poop comes out of there :(
>>507933958
>>507933937I'm not retarded enough to admit I raped someone on 4chan.Nor to admit I got raped in the ass myself.
>>507934673dude what the fuck are talking about what why are you posting about this here jesus christ
nah you're just retarded
>>507934673you can stop now
>>507934776ok Ahmed.
These are legit the worst bloody hours to post on this god forsaken general, I hate all of you.
>>507934798You're bringing the thread down
>think about refighting dlc bosses on a new save while dueling randoms abusing dlc ash spam>recall all the hours spent wandering through empty content deserts to pick up scadutree fragments>go back to arena
guys i'm eating salt and vinegar pringles and also crispy m&ms
Need Nightreign now
>>507929526The Rauh used sprite magic which is more of a nature energy thing than a death thing. If the connections between the Stone Coffins and Uld are real then the Uld seem to be the culture that began the worship of death.
>>507935946hop on 'rarria
>>507935520>salt and vinegar you disgust me.
>bloodfiend's sacred arm with sacred bladeThis does so much damage lmao.
>>507941327lmao I bet it does
sleepy genny
>>507941327that wasn't nerfed enough
>>507942181What was nerfed was the status buildup.The R2 becomes really strong on a pure damage build.
>>507920819press L1 instead if you want to avoid that>>507929312scorpion river catacombs is at rauh base but thats about it>>507935520based taste, salt and vinegar is my favorite chip flavor. you gotta go with peanut m&ms though next time and then you'll truly be my nigga
>>507935520What's a crispy mnm?
>>507934673???
>only 80 new posts in 12 hours
>>507946186All me btw
>>507946186americlaps were 'eepy and yuropoors don't exist in this general
>>507946474I'm unironically considering ditching this general because of that, I got nobody to play ER with anymore, and convos here during EU hours are like 2 schizos sitting at the opposite end of each other on a train, yelling some nonsense every 30 minutes to an hour to remind the conductor that there are passangers on the train
>>507947375godspeed friend, make sure to pop back in when nightshit releases
>>507947375CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>507947375It's holidays, fag. Go outside too.
>>507947697>>507947880I've been outside the entire day
Doomposters, its the holidays. No surprise the general is slow and there's nothing wrong with that.Anyways, yesterday in the FC I got waterfowl'd and couldn't roll out of it. What the fuck is the trick against that weapon skill? Do you just eat the whole thing if your opponent does it right or can you escape?
>>507949483>What the fuck is the trick against that weapon skillDagger to the face.
>>507949483Just use hyperarmor weapon and crush their skull the second they press L2. Otherwise you're stuck in the blender while you spam roll.
>>507949704Fuck, at the time I was using light weapons and didn't know. Thanks for the tip
>>507952453Eldie Ring
>>507949483This is why we need Elden Ring mobile
Use case for Fortissex's lightning spear?
>>507954621ganking reds
>>507954621It looks cool
>>507947375cya tomorrow
>>507954621ZZZZZZAPZZZZZZZZZZZZAP>>507954139eldie ringie
>>507899050I thought it wasn't safe?
i hope the next game is good
>>507943926M&M with rice crispy in the middle. They're fucking awesome and I hate that they don't sell them in the US anymore
>>507958010I hope all games are good, but they frequently aren't
>>507958303hee hoo deep down
>>507958284I'm thinking of trying it, any advice?
anyone wanna buy this from me
>>507959835ask maddy
if vampires can't cross running water, can they cross a sea or an ocean?
>>507961090r u dumb
>>507961090I have a friend that's a vampire and she's visited other countries overseas so yeah
>>507959126They're good but too many can scratch the roof of your mouth so be careful
>>507961924cool
>>507961090Dracula went from Transylvania to England on a boat
>>507963309I will try, thank you
>>507961090They just pass over it, with a bridge or a boat.
My penis is a weapon of mass destruction that I will use to end the Hornsent race. Prepare for retribution by way of my dick. Faggots.
just farted so loud
>>507968091>>>/trash/71860831
Why do so many people draw Messmer and Godwyn together? There's nothing indicating they're even knew eachother
>>507969108>dsg migrated to trash
>>507969109They knew eachother plus like the dynamic of golden boy interacting with brooding is very good
1, 2 or 3?
>>507969109>>507969539>they knew eachotherI meant to type "they were siblings" I might be retarded
>>5079696422nd but they all look kinda goofy
>>507969642go farm the Lazuli robes its a far better option than any of those
>>507969652We all know you are.
>>507970815I'm not
>>507971019Retard.
>>507971283I'm not
>torchpole cannot have its ash changedThis - this right here is proof that your beloved Miyazaki HATES and DESPISES kino.
>>507971769he also removed the fth scaling from it cuz it was too op
mermaidtard
>>507972774he ruined the great club, i wanted a big beat stick that wasn't fucking holy
>>507973298Nobody mentioned tards but you
>>507973298Nobody mentioned mermaids but you
>>507973769there shouldve been a holy version and non holy version. it makes sense there's a greatclub made of holy tree. They should've had a normal version and then a stinky poison one too
uhhh...
>>507975456omg
>>507975456heil hitler
>smithscript cirque is better with elemental dex (lightning than with INT/FTH infusions>smithscript hammer and axe are better with FTH or INT infusion than with elemental STR (fire)>smithscript hammer has less damage with FIRE than with HEAVYI am deeply confuseda s to what the concept behind these was supposed to be design-wise. Then again, splitting FTH or INT for the hammer yields more DMG boost when 2H the thing..Or is the tarnished dev calculator broken?
>>507879661Why is everything supposedly "built for black men"?Why can't black men build something themselves?
varreslut
Doing a gunner build with the pulley bow, repeating bow, shotgun bow, and homing canon and fucking loving it. It's crazy how guns are more fun in this game than BB.
>electricity spell>shoots it into the ground
>>507973953>>507974389hahahaha
>>507979241shit is just inconsistent, don't overthink it
>>507979472Because they're not used to do anything themselves. They guilt trip others into catering to them.
>>507958284It's weird how they brought them back and then discontinued them again a few years later. I'd have a hard time believing they sold any worse than some of the other types that have stayed on the shelf.
>>507980539Blueberries
>>507982380do you like blueberries?
>>507982557EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEUUUUUGHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWW
'ebm
>>507794226I don’t give a single shit about co-op so I don’t know if I’ll be buying it or not, it’s going to depend on if From made the game have substantial enough new content to justify it’s existence. If it’s just an Elden Ring romhack focused on co-op, I’m not buying it.
>>507983038Considering your outfit,bit felt like you had surprisingly low poise
that was high poise before the dlc....
>>507983445If I hit someone and they ever stagger, I'm suprised
>>507833298New Sellen SFM.
>>507984874do ppl rly jerk to this?
>>507985072it's sad. if I jerk, I jerk to actual women, not cartoons lol.
>>507985213I think art is fine to jerk off to but idk 3d cg stuff is usually pretty bad. It's either the models are shitty or the animation is shitty or both actually.
Nezuk my husbando...
>>507985940The rapist?
>>507985940is he hot
>>507985940The retard?
>>507985940Who?
>>507985940Madison...
>>507985940>>507986427>>507986539>>507986559check out my epic dragon killing pveskillz
>>507986539Yeah
>>507986730You don't have to say that and that makes no sense
>>507986738coo l
>>507986738You're not ryan
>>507986738post heels
>>507986738Is that Leyndel or Farum Azula?
>>507986738Wrong board, tranny.
God I love doing that
>>507987293*ropes myself*>>507987205farum azula trust me>>507987132you lost your privileges. >>507987056you're not a dog.>>507987416did u kill him?
>>507987416>borealishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeCfod1XT7E
>>507987613https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1YdLrC_v-g
>>507982947I'll take that as a no
>>507986738I tried to do this like 10 times in my last playthrough and I couldn't do it>>507987205are you dumb
>>507987868Idk I'm not the person you asked
>>507988036I know there's no dragons except scenery in the capital but it looked more like it than farum, I assumed it was a mod
>>507988131Please leave
>>507988045yeah but now I know you don't like blueberries>>507988131yep, definitely dumb
>>507988195>>507988226Kill yourselves
>>507988293Take your own advice, newfaggot.
>>507987810i just got fucking knocked off a cliff by a rock lizard bruhholy fuck>>507988036it's annoying and rng cuz the dragon either lunges, does the straight fire breath, or the horizontal one which is the one u want. also the timing has to be perfect. IT SUCKS>>507988131holy sovl
>>507987613>did u kill him?gimme a minute, okay?
>>507988293that clip is from dark souls 3, sweetie
>seamless and vanilla invasions on pc
>>507988380Ive been in the gwneral since it was made>>507988472Then why would I be expected to know what it is and why would it be relevant?
>>507988436*ten thousand flying magical hammers later*
>>507988556You should be sent to space for starting with ER
>>507988556the fact that you thought it was from ER despite the different UI is very concerning
>>507988763There IS no UI you retard, watch the clip
>>507987132Do Liurnians wash their feet?
>>507989025sexooooooooo
>>507987613>>507988436>>507988584Yes
>>507988982you can see the gesture menu, there's an item pop-up, and you can see HEIR OF FIRE DESTROYED covering half the screenseriously maddy, I love you, but you are thick as a brick sometimes
>>507989157Teacher is very sexo.
I got raped i blame everyone but myself and i'm banning this guy for using a curved sword I HATE DARK SOULS 3
>>507987205Dark souls 3. You can tell cause there's no giant glowing tree
>>507989743I would let her teach me, if you know what I mean.
>>507989743SEXOEXO
Get tickled.
>>507990494
>>507989889But she is the graven witch!
>>507990494>>507990731>>507991025Why'd she do it. Why'd she turn into a ball
>>507991025Worth it, even if I get balled.
>>507990494>>507990731>>507991025kys
melina is the limit for jannies
>>507991392>deleteduhh she has no body tho
>>507991249Sometimes, you just gotta ball.
More sellen
>>507991927tasty mold
>>507991801
>>507989275I didn't see those and either way if have no reason to know that, I never got that farYou don't have to say that, kill yourself
>>507992193The Witch of Christmas.
>>507992490oo this one is pretty goodeven has nail polish
When did Sellen go from teacher mommy to potential romance target for your Tarnished?
>>507993045After Jerren raped her
>>507992403it's okay, sweetie. it's okay.
>>507838125so wait they whitewashed her? they racis n shit
>>507993045after I ripped her weird fetus soul thingg out of her like a kappa but not from her butthole
>>507993210I dont think that he raped her, because when he finds her she's stuck and he kills her, there'd be no reason to not keep her stuck to the wall and rape her for the rest of her life if that's what he wanted to do, he wouldn't kill her
>the chad INT build
>>507993959That is Anya
>>507993959>undodgable spells>spells that chunk tons of health>strongest cast weapon buff>the best and most balanced status effect>all the best L2 sticks>only ever got cucked in the DLC but thats because they blew their entire load for INT in the basegame
these hours are awful
>>507994238Carian Sovereignty is the most busted WA in the game tho.
>>507993684Jerren was probably originally tasked with killing her but since Radhan stopping the stars was apparently preventing her from dying he had to settle for keeping her as a personal sex slave. Once the stars started moving again Jerren decided it was time to finish the job.
>>507994757hey that's rato's art>>507993684you've clearly spent some time thinking about this
Did the Black Knife outside Marika's bed chamber kill all the Finger Readers? Was she there to kill Morgott?
Millicent>>>>>>>>>Malenia.
>>507994969>hey that's rato's artThe number one most hated artist over on /tes/.
>>507995356why? is azura cockbirthing the nerevarine too hardcore for them?
Since stealth is a half-baked mechanic that won't work on bosses, is an assassin build even viable? I feel like you'd have to rely on Bloodhound's Step + status effects to have a chance at killing bosses.
>>507995314If Fromsoft wasn't retarded, thatd be an arrowMillicent --> Malenia
>>507995554Source?
>>507995554They don't like drawfaggotry much to begin with, and his stuff was spammed for about a month a year ago. Also, he's BR.
>>507995584Would have been pretty neat honestly.Why wasnt she a summon for the boss though? If it was the dlc she 100% would have been and there would be dialogue.
Elden Ring?
>>507995897No, why?
>>507995816rato is my favourite brazilian
If only Miyazaki would make another first person game I could finally ditch Toddslop once and for all
>>507995564That's pretty much what I did except without the BHS. Poison + Rot + valcano pots is pretty fun.
>>507995883It bothers me how she's not a summon for Nial despite her literally saying she's heading to Castle Sol when you talk to her and she has to have the medallion to get to the Snowfields too.
>>507996574I feel like the game could use a few more bosses with npc summons just to make it feel a bit more alive.
>>507996818there's a big lack of NPC summons in ER, probably because spirit ashes are a thingI miss my nigga sellsword luet
>>507996974Yeah that's true. I love spirit summons, but I do miss how ds2 had a fuck ton of random adventurers to summon. At least we got to summon boggart for magma wyrm lmao. I also compeltely forgot you can summon D for one of the deathroot minidungeons
ofc anon is gonna play the new souls royale solo, hes not a coop fag that depends on others
>>507996574this almost feels like an oversight both because of that line and because Niall himself is a gank fight so it'd make perfect sense to stick a summon there
>rogier for margit>nepheli for godrick>d for tibia mariner, black knife assassin, and lesser d for twin gargoyles>boggart, millicent or tragoth for magma wyrm>tragoth for draconic sentinel>melina for morgott>millicent for godskin apostle>millicent for black blade kindred>shabriri'd yura and nepheli for godfrey
>>507998881It's funny cuz u can summon one of her sisters for the other commander fight in the aeonia swamp shithole>>507998995scaled armor guy can be summoned for the monke fight to get boc's sewing kit backblaidd for darriwill dariwill darriwil? fuck itsellen for red wolf of radagonall the radahn guys dungeater for mohg the omenbig jar nigga for fire giantbernahl for godskin duoedgar for leonine misbiegheotnemillicent for draconic tree sentinelyura for agheeeeeel agheeel (you have to die once)
>>507999717>sellen for red wolf of radagonsince when?
I'm going to nofrills, do you guys want anything
>>507999930Not sure if it was added in a patch or if it was just too weird for most players to find for a while. You need to progress her questline to a certain point. I've never done it myself so idk the exact steps.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqxzRKaDDbo
>>507999930Always.Don't know why anyone would leave Raya Lucaria that late though.
>>508000291I guess it makes sense storywise for her? She wanted to eventually boot rennala out or something and become the big bitch of lucaria?
>>507999717Can't you summon Melina for the magma wyrm?
>>508000404In the end she didn't have the guts for it though
>>508000414melina?nah. magma wyrm is the triomillicent, boggart, and tragoth. melina can only be summoned for morgott
>>508000414No? Pretty sure you can summon Melina only for Morgott.
>>508000148Do you really expect Burgoids to know what that is?
I cried when the Elden Beast said>"Tarnished, thou truly art the Shadow of the Erdtree™"Bravo Mustard-san
Tell me about the teleports. Why does Michael Zaki refuse to let NPCs move?
>FTH lets you swap between lightning, multiple kinds of fire, holy and physical damage without a respecGuys I think From might have a favorite stat
>>508003101they've had a love hate relationship with it in the previous games but they finally made it really versatile in elden ring
>>508003101>int has 3 shades of blue projectile>fth has 3 shades of elemental buffs
>>508000891I was just funposting
>>508003101>multiple kinds of firethere's like a dozen different types of fire in ER, what's the deal with that
>>508006326Flames look cool. I agree it's lazy tho.
>>508006484is it really lazy? i mean like why not have different types of fire? we can have different color fire irl. also i feel like fromsoft was eventually going to go balls deep into ten billion types of fire since in dark souls they had chaos pyromancy, normal pyromancy, and then warmth which was gentle healing fire.
>>508006932Yes, it's lazy as fuck
>>508007108It's symbolic
>>508007108What would you change each type of fire into?
>>508007314Frenzy should be like....cracks. Mad and flickering lights. Bloodflame is fine for lore reasons though I think I'd prefer if it boiled or something rather than exploding. Death should be ethereal, whispy or foggy, not a black flame.
>ghostflame isn't magic+fire>blackflame isn't fire+holy
>>508009383ghostflame doing fire damage but procing frost would be so cool
Jannies, I'm probably evading my ban. Maddy, I'm sorry for being so unhinged and selfish. I hope you saw my longer message, but I'll apologise here again. I'm sorry for being a bad person. I wish you were treated better, considering you've gone out of your way to even buy people gifts, and you never brought it up. Please just leave this place. I can't take it back, but I can only say I've been meaning to apologise forever.
>>508010018Get off it dude
>>508010018nigga really
>>508010018
>>508010018???
Jannies, I'm probably evading my ban.Nezuk, I'm sorry for being so unhinged and selfish. I hope you saw my longer message, but I'll apologise here again. I'm sorry for being a bad person. I wish you were treated better, considering you've gone out of your way to even buy people gifts, and you never brought it up. Please just leave this place. I can't take it back, but I can only say I've been meaning to apologise forever.
>>508011994>>508011994>>508011994
>>508010018I have no idea who this is but you don't have to say that
>>508010018that you, varreposter?
