Previous: >>520594335Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatfest: Morning vs Noon vs Night - 4/11-4/13• Version 9.3.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v930• Fresh Season is on until 5/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
oh the manmenmity
what if instead of Squid Sisters they were the Chemotherapy Sisters and were bald
The most dishonest weapon in the entire game
Mako Mart trip, need anything /ink/?
>>520805927there are so many worse weapons than this
>>520805927Crb is old news. Kraken isn’t threatening in the current meta.
THIS is what the future holds for /ink/ if no third kit announcements, low quality dramafaggotry and general buffoonery keeps up
>>520806162never was
>>520806286White coral is pretty
>>520805927>high power at one range>at cost of pretty much everything elseit is majorly carried by the cooler meta. without free qr and all the paint snipeniggers and the like provide to charge it'd be fighting an uphill battle. people forget how much support range actually needs because effortless support is to be expected nowadays.
Where did my energy, I'm so sluggish I can't play like this.
>>520806431>no matchesdamn
>>520807524https://x.com/chiru_spla27
>>520806550>at one rangeexcept if you try to get up close you either get 1shot by a direct hit or it pops kraken and you're forced to run away
>>520807687>get 1shot by a direct hit how is that different from you approaching a splattershot as a splattershot and trading? other than directing you with blaster taking far more skill and commitment than gunning you down with sshot.
>>520808908it's different because sshot is not powerful at long range
>>520764823It's not true
>>520806286>Attentionwhoring>Yebweyys doing double blackface>Schizo sockpuppets out the ass>Dramafags multiplying>Copefags whining>Indian slopfarms bleeding into /vg/>IP counter still disabled>Inactive/unskilled playerbaseIt don't stop because it's already here
>>520806286Then you counter it by posting cephs to drown out everything else.
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>520809182Thank you. I like you t
>>520810067Little but cuddly ok. But big whoppers have GOT to GO
>>520807314have you considered you might have burnout?
>>520811528Why Utsuho think Fuuka a catsup
>>520811271I just need drugs
Splashdown clones health reduction, should be erasable in a few bullets. Now that shit paints the zone
>>520811734apply woomy to body instead
>>520810846I like me too, I also like this game and want to start playing again. I miss playing salmon run a lot
>>520811952>High waisted leggingsMy BALLS.
>>520811952Gremlin sexo
>>520809000but sshot is a lot more powerful at close range. as well as being a much better painter, being much less paint-dependent, having much better mobility and survivability, having a better special, better uptime, better consistency... all that, traded for being strong but avoidable at 2-2.5 lines and kinda scary from point blank to 2 lines, and literally nothing else to your name.
>>520812359>>520809000>>520808908>>520807687Irrelevant, .92 mogs them all
>>520811952hag goblin
>>520812487>.92>Obsoleted by Pro and .52lmao?
>>52081268396 gal is good doe*poom* *poom* *poom*
>>520812487>>520812683.96?
>>520811952I took me 2 hours to finish jacking off earlier after 35 hours without. I'm doomed
>>520812925budget cuts
>>520812487.96 is good.96 is also the hardest shooter to use to its full potentialt. h3 main
>>520813338W+M1The weapon
>barely win with two shitters on my team>leave room and wait 2 minutes to queue again>put right back on the same team with those same two shitters>against almost the exact same enemy team too>get rektForced losses are real.
>>520810067
>>520813428The only constant is you.
>>520813736>the other 7 people in game have no control over the outcome of the game, it is all you and only you, you are the only one who can affect the outcome of the gameokay
>>520813393>people just slip between shots
woomies with big woobies
>enemy e-liter is aimbot god that can hit the most retarded of angles at absolute max distance>our e-liter goes 3:8every time
no one person can determine the outcome of the gameno one here is worth a team on their own
>>520810742Surprisingly my case too2 good teammates 2 deadweights. Good duo deketing the enemy all match suddenly die once, shitmates doing nothing, it's over they take the lead. We lose
>>520813979Post average k/d
nogami still trying to FLAR me
>>520816614If I wasn't blocked you wouldn't have to deal with flar but alas?
>>520816914begone nono
>>520816914I didn't say that. Joeyey doesn't even join rooms
I don't get why would you block nono if he got gud at the game? The only people to block is ballin/brostar for using cheats and kold for stirring drama and being bad at the game
>>520812556don't culturally appropiate
>>520817637
>>520810067I wanna know how Frye stays lean with her terrible diet.
>>520816614>Those KDs>FLAR because of a single person
>>520817824MG is an inconsistent weapon to play. Very situational. Deleting the entire enemy team happens only a match out of 10. Killing three is frequent but you usually die to the fourth and see them respawn.That 70 damage ring is powerful asset if your teammates were to take advantage of it by not letting the enemy rest or punishing them from trying to evade the explosion. They don't. They watch you from afar do your thing. You witness the enemy at its weakest but the best you can do is superjump or take one of them to the grave.If your teammates aren't good and the enemy isn't mediocre or careless, you're easy picking
>>520817824you go play with that insufferable faggot then
>>520819856yes, the forced loss queue is trying to put shitters on my team to make me lose
>>520819663Why do the character designers make them all so sexy? How am I supposed to concentrate on my plays like this?
>>520820269but people play with you all the time and its just as insufferable
>Doug Bowser on Switch 2 game prices: >“What you see right there is variable pricing. We’ll look at each game, really look at the development that’s gone into the game, the breadth and depth of the gameplay, if you will, the durability over time and the repeatability of gameplay experiences."If we're basing it on dev effort, splatoon 4 will be free!
>>520820681I would pay $100 for it honestly.
I would like to order uuuuh... Two yebbies, please.
>>520820823Off the menu until a new shipment arrivesWe only have veemo and diet veemo
>>520819663She follows the rules
>>520820807youre the problem
>>520821237Is diet veemo just weyyo
Guh... allergies...
>>520821365not my fault you're poor
Nono is a faggot for reacting so poorly to being rejected
>>520821237You guys didn't have yebby last time either... Enjoy the one star rating on the app.
>>520817824same reason why i play with people who are bad at the game and haven't just blocked them for being bad, who i play with has nothing to do with them being good at the game it has everything to do with them being a shitty person that i don't want to spend any time with
>A boost to come back from the brink>Fizzy flavor brings great favor>Ahh...nothing like an ice-cold drink!
>>520822114This will affect the economy
I only have counterfeit yebs.
>>520820823yeb if he real
>3 backliner teamThe great hardship
How I sleep at night knowing I can buy switch2 because I'm not poor.
>>520822956>Clanfag namesShould've DC'd
>>520822987Why is 4 being retardedSprinklers are not hats you little spastic
>>520823234Sometimes yebs inherit silly genes from their mothers.They can be a little silly now and then, as a treat.
>>520823234If you were to say this about a Woomy you would be beaten with hammers
>>520822956You play open/series you pay the consequences
>>520822668How many sea snails do you want?>>520822918He still seems to be yebby silly so I would absolutely marry him.>>520822987Finally a good service here, thank you, my best friend.
>>520821762ya youre right, its not like video game prices have been so high before its crashed the market, who needs a splatoon 4?
>want to host open>french online
>>520824171Am l bIocked?
>>520824015crash of 83 was not due to prices, it was due to the market being oversaturated with low quality garbage home consoles/games, and consumers losing faith in it while arcade games were still doing just fine
>>520822989I don't think anyone really minds the console price. And I think most people can afford the games if they choose to.Its just that the game aren't good enough to warrant a price increase. TOTK is the perfect example against this, it's 97% BTOW again but with a worse story and the other 3% (that took 6 years) was just banjo kazooie nuts and bolts.
>>520824171I can play.
>>520824302:)
Cooler duration reduction for usersEffect reductionReductionREDUCTION
>>520825067Just kill them or wait it out? lol.
Hating nono is a fad. You will lick his boots once S4 comes out
>>520805968Easter candy
>>520825602We'll find a new lolcow to milj
>>520825793S1 broadcasts were peak. It's all been downhill from there.
>>520826215>made up treehousefaggotry
>>520825793What was her problem?
>>520826405Shut upWe all know you were on team snowbae
>OUTCH!When you tryna push da objective and suddenly you hear 3 successive outches behind you XD ... for the 6th time this match
>>520824332and now that oversaturated market will come back but at a pricepoint average of 70-90 dollars, arcades coming back in fashion because of another crash would be nice
>>520826956Throw the match
>>520827712nahthe conditions that led to the 83 crash are nowhere close to the current state of the industry
>>520826405The corporate shill line was great and I will not hear otherwise.
>>520828424>the conditions that led to the 83 crash are nowhere close to the current state of the industrytwo words. gacha games. maybe if were really unlucky 4 will have real money gacha mechanics
>>520828619>gachaslopyou mean the games that are absurdly profitable while not costing much to make?yeah that's definitely gonna make the market crashlmao
That was a shitshow. I blame myself this time. I lost focus and let the enemy get to our checkpoint My sincerest apology, I'll try to and be better next time
>>520829153I was the closest yet I did not act. Too focused on the trislosher even after splatting him
>>520829153This was a shitshowI'm blaming myself hereI'm at faultI let a bad guy past and get to checkpointI'm very sorryI'll try to be better, my next matchFor the sake of all of us, except the ones who play Clash
>>520829830Portal's Still Alive?
>>520830084yes
>>520830187Nice, the end part gave it away
>>520829682Nigga be fighting ghosts
who fsh?
>>520831794Eye fsh.
>>520832142wii fish!room going up
>>520832407Knock knock, I need to slake my thirst for salmon roe and orange capsules
>>520832407i would also like to fsh
>>520832983>>520833103opening
feebas room full
>>520828980if people can just play gachaslop for free why would they pay half a thousand and some more to play splatoon? woomys future isnt looking bright...
>>520833559What? How? Where notif?
>>520833559who is the milotic of salmns?
>>520833617>me when i'm in a lobby sniping competition and my opponent is a pool lurking /ink/er
>>520834119kek that was me
>>520833617i was about to, but someone from my friend list joined really quick... sorry for that. you could come if someone leaves after the king? i feel like going for 2 kings today>>520833650me
>>520833650Goldies, as if you had to ask
>>520834306Name the individual. I'm sick of these people that join rooms but never appear in the pool.
>>520834306Nah dawg, don't apologizeI can fsh if you're not burnt out by then
>>520834456Seeing it's someone on their friends list is most likely not a /ink/er so even if they get name dropped it wouldn't matter.
It's nono, anon forgot to block him
>>520833650Boros because both are long and pretty
>>520834456You’re a fucking disgrace. This person could be from their personal friend circle and here you are trying to out them. Fuck you!
>>520835185/ink/wells have no compassionThey have to throw their empathy glands out upon getting in the pool to maximize efficiency
>>520835498>He says, when 7/8ths of the general play like puddlesuckers and lobotomites
There's no reason to join non-clique rooms anyway
Gotta bounce GGs
>>520836716ah ggs G!>>520834552you can join in now, spot's open
started a shift in the meantime, lemme know when you're good to go
>>520836970>>520836765Oops, readyDrop a notif when you're done
>>520837237going up
i think i've had my fill of fsh genocide, ggs
>>520838942gegeges!
>>520836589It's the equivallent of a man having his pants zipper down
>>520838942GGs!Here come the freelancers...
>>520838942i want to get my fill of beeb's beebs
>>520839320don't we all
Based on studies done on the stomach contents of sperm whales, they eat an estimated number of giant squids.
>>520839320Beeb beebs are rumored to have healing properties.
>>520840036*BURRRRP* whale ate all the woomies
ggs yebweyy fish squad, very good boris kill
>>520841716Vore is a gross, shit fetish
>>520842450GGs double snake killaz, fun shiftsFreelancer nips should hang for having obnoxious hero complexes though
>>520842541joe must be terrifying
>>520842541Vore is disgustingly based. Autist general, chuddy
I want fat veemo to swallow me alive
i want to EAT fat veemo
>>520844108She morbs around you like an amoeba>>520844178You die of high cholesterol and your soul goes to fat people hell
>>520844360Mouths I want to screw
>>520844617She'd be giving you a free circumcision with that beak
>>520819663It all goes to her forehead and her chest
>>520844851She has fishjewish ancestry, I'm sure of it
There is always a bigger veemo
>>520845101*fatter
Mirror mirror on the wall who is the fattest of them all
>>520845545
>>520845545The wheel is spun>ExcelExcel
>>520845802fit veemo
The reason why everyone hated OCtrannies and not fat veemo is because the former avatarfagged and roleplayed for entire threads.
Sending your veemo to Piranha Pit fat camp
if you cant play a big flopper woomy in splatoon 4 i might not buy it
>>520847382Sounds like a pleasant time desu.
>>520807580Thank you
>>520847407Sending your veemoTo the concentration camp
My woomy needed to lose 20 pounds before swimsuit season so she chopped her flops off
>>520847923Nah they took it overboard and turned what should have been some random harmless thread fun into just as bad an annoying as the various schizo posting is now.
>>520849220dum woom
>>520848336Das woomy
Anyone down for some Salmon at rotation?
>>520853492Yea, this rot's fun
I've had rumble turned off for years. I don't even know what it does for Splatoon.
>>520853743Vibrator for Woomy silly time
>>520853743It makes your woomy saying Woomy! last longer and sound more happy. It also works on veemo
>>520853743It makes your game feel responsive, you know for sure when your hits land or when something goes off near you.Visual information is only one part of the experience. The sound design is also talked about now and then, but rarely does anyone bring up tactile information. If you turn HD rumble off, you are crippling yourself and your gameplay - it's not 1999 anymore, gramps.
>>520853743>>520854717These posts reminded me of the Starfox 64 promo where they talk about how rumble makes you feel like you're in the game.
>>5208534924/4
blasters take some degree of skill because you have to have some sense of aim and positioning
THE BEAR FEARS THE INDOOR SALMON RUNNER
>>520843924when will we ever pay/force a drawfag to draw vore
>>520857665Ne'er
>>520857665
>>520857665>>520858242Looks like about 6 mins
>>520857665Mike vore
GG's Salmonators!
GGs bros, thanks for the Boris and the Big Shots
GG's fishroom!>Three Fly Fish and Stingers on Gay Baby Island Jesus Christ
>>520859481>>520859448>>520859658>22+ Boss kills per shift without falteringTard strength...GGGGGs Snake Eaters, fun shifts
>>520860058Only 22? Babby numbers, do better.
>>520860432Urrrr I got a few 25s, and 31 in an earlier shift...Am I cool now?
Drawfags who are willing to actually do it
>>520860627Lukewarm, you don't scare me nearly enough. Work on it, maggot.
anyone wanna play some open?
>>520862270I can play if you're still around.
>>520863628yep, opening a room
>>520863681Open
>>520863902Will after this game, didn't refresh in time
Can someone pick up their ceph they’re dancing like a stripper and they’re getting increasingly more flirtatious
>>520863902Opened
>>520864543Variety of ceph?
>>520864543flopshredder behavior
>>520864543Maire said she was to tried to get Callie A4 can't because she on site cheering her own. Capn 3 & A8 are on a date, Nu3 is out collecting junk in some cave with Shiver. Your just going to have deal with it till Callie is finished with it.
>>520864543Throwing bills to woomy pole dancer (one dollar bills I'm poor)
>>520867293And you're going to stay poor wasting your money like that
>>520867293White trash weyy...
GGs open
Without nono around open has been a blast
GGs nepo
GGs openers, good revenge win against that team to end it
>>520867460Buying a Switch 2!Taking a loan for a switch 2!Getting into credit card debt purchasing a switch 2!Skipping my taxes to finance the switch 2!Committing Assurance Fraud to afford a switch 2!Scalping pokemon cards, stealing them from children' hands, for a switch 2! Selling my body for a switch 2!
Agent 8 gear...
>>520868253Now show us what weyy 8 looks like
>>520868253No. Where did you find this?
>>520868167Most /ink/ers here are feminine lanky young boys in their early 20's. They could sell their bodies to rich old men and old ladies that would pay hefty for a piece of them. Especially those old rich ladies they're rarely talken about but they crave youth and you making them feel young again for a fee.
>>520868841He hacked which is against TOS.
>>520868841>>520868792It's just a mod.https://youtu.be/EyYM8cGKs2g?si=YdMwSYp-8LcAncsO&t=354
>>520869027what an odd thing to say
>>520869027wth is wrong with you
>>520869027Terrible day to have eyes and the ability to read
My woomy asked me what a gigolo was. How do I respond to her without weirding her out
Gay people when they go two seconds without mentioning they're gay
>>520869027most /ink/ers would not give me the time of day even if I paid them so I would rather pay the $500 plus tariffs upfront for a switch 2
>>520870431>Straight "people" when they see a single gay post
>>520867891why do you hide the names when we already know who these cephs are by their titles and gear
>>520870204When woomy becomes Hag woomy like the Squid Sisters, she will be married to boring balding yeb that pays the bill but doesn't make woomy happy. She will want secret happy times with a more youthful companion. Likely a weyyo. If she pays weyyo with yebby's money, weyyo will give her happy times and woomy will be very happy. Everyone is happy!
>>520869075>in the video>still doesn’t post itDo I have to do everything here myself in this damn thread
>>520870727a middle aged man typed this out
(᠏ ᠏᠏ ᠏) not hammered(X) HAMMERED
>>520871024Damn
>>520870687proper etiquette
>>520870687Unfounded paranoia and irrational fears over nothing. Nobody did this cropped faggotry in the S2 era.
>>520871024One button press
>>520871485Who, me? (Woomy!)
FWAR queue I guess
>>520870687i really did just copy it from others who post screenshotsi don't care at all but some people might so it's whatever
>>520871975I care
>>520871975Save yourself the effort and just post screenshots without editing it. Only really petty "people" are scared of their names being shown. Be the hero that swims against the tide.
shut up nono
>>520872483>Be the hero that swims against the tide.
shut up gt
>>520871652The aerospray
>>520872483Translation: Put a target on your back.
>>520871102Sexsuho
>>520872947Gb2dicksword
>>520873108oh no, some autistic schizo is gonna shit himself every time he sees my namehow horrible
Prick
>>520873815Hoh MAMACITA
>>520873815This is what Shiver does to Frye's flopper
we're all frens herewe can post names
>>520873815Stop being a slutWhat would your parents say if they saw this, young lady
>>520873815Holy shit, Shiver, calm down-
The most obnoxious players ITT always have their cephs wear the Barazushi Wrap
>>520873815>>520874583Would you a Fuuka
The most based and freshpilled players ITT always have their cephs wear the Barazushi Wrap
When are you sucking Nono off, Joey?
>>520874842i fap to fuuka regularly, yes
>>520874842I would fuuka Fuuka.
>>520874842but... they can't go in the water....
didn't ask, kold
never ask an inkling supremacist the race of her girlfriend
You guys have girlfriends?
Oyasumink
I wanna draw shiver w a huge ass
>>520875294Frye has a float on she'll be fine. Shiver is just standing ankle deep
>>520874842I mean... >o>;
>>520875703Yeah it usually turns out to be a Salmon
>>520875826I have a boywife
>>520876374she should rape me
>>520877042Small penis humiliation woomy
i hate moids
>>520879772>this user is underage
>>520875826Ballin has several toddlers in his basement that he rapes.
That's an osha violation.
You can say what you want about S1 maps but at least they had character.
>>520884164I honestly kinda miss the kelp dome.
>>520884654Don't care how much character they had, there were like 5 good stages in that game.
>>520884372omg callie is just like me...
>>520884372Fuck OSHA I’ll use my forklift certification how I please
>>520886007#?
>>520884372It was after this incident they made Cal Osha.
>>520886007I don't think being objectified is something to be proud of you retard
>>520886401what is objecti and why did it get fried?
who salmn
>Woke up from a nap and missed a chance playing with BB
>>520892784name? fc? rank?
>>520892784did you try replying
>>520889242What is muffin doing to C.Q. Cumber...?I'm suddenly concerned.
>>520894026getting a ride
>switch 2 pro controller>no hall effect sticks>still digital triggers>discord buttoni'm good thanks
>>520898085digital triggers are good tho
I went back to Weyyo
>>520899681Words that stab me like knifes
>hear annoying background nose>gigantic fag fly buzzing in my roomOh yeah it's fly season. I hate fly season. Last year they'd land on my controller and bite my fingers while I played
>>520894857A ride? To where?>>520901000>Gigantic flyWhy not just fucking fry those faggots with an electric flyswatter? I'm sure you could purchase one for a relatively inexpensive price.
>>520901000I just get normal annoying flies but they often fuck off at night or when it's cool and wet enough. Also other things come up as the year gets warmer like cellar spiders all over my house outside and geckos.
>>520901000>bite my fingers Wash your hands you filthy octo, what the fuck.
bzz bzz
>>520902218>These fucks are coming out too.Im glad blue jays hang around my pecan trees since they love to fuck up their nests near by.
>>520901549>cellar spidersIf they don't have a segmented body and spread their legs on the wall they're harvestmen which aren't spiders they're another family of arachnids
>>520902809They are and example of ones around my house. More annoying when it's a fucking web mess of them but does keep alot of things out of the house and sometimes they will sneak into the house and same with the geckos at times.
>>520903020They're pest eaters, they even eat other more annoying spiders. I welcome them inside
spoider
>>520903382Friends
>>520903382Spiders are bros. They should get rid of the idols in 4 and replace all of them with a singular cute jumping spider that is somehow sentient and capable of speech.That'd improve sales.
>>520903246Oh I know I seen them swarm a black widow and eat it... Rather interesting to watch lol. They can form colonies too. Often I don't mind them inside as long not in the way that is...>>520903382Eight legged friend... Like beeb!
>>5209037918 legs wrote this post
>>520904072Veemo been caught!
Get steamrolled lmao Annoying bitches not so tough when cornered like rats
woomy and yebby playing in the backyard flipping over rocks and watching the bugs underneath
>>520906339Jellies poking poop without a stick
I walked in on my veemo roommate conchclashing with her daki of Callie.
>>520906385>trusting jellies with food when they don't know what "clean" means>health inspectors are also jelliesThose ceph stuck in bathrooms got severe cases of food poisoning
>>520907924Pajeets if they cnidarians
Cephalopods getting uppity again
skibidi sloshmo
>>520909731>biggest turf war/ranked audience>biggest idol audience>98% of the Grand Festival audienceWithout jellies paying for their entertainment, cephs would be low class citizens.
I don't care how *skilled* you are, I don't care how much *range* and *dps* you haveI can see the future... you won't live to see tomorrow Stand ready for my arrival squids
>>520912881What a disgusting over-buffed kit
>>520913872>give slider 70 damage>make it so almost nothing does less than 30 damage>can't even defend against it with bomb defense because it doesn't work with specialsthanks niggamie
Special defense up when
>>520915008but then little timmy can't win game by pressing button
Skill issue. The game is perfectly balanced
>>520917349u don't even play
>>520917349real world is also pretty balanced, all strong nations have nukes to play with, but all it did is just make nobody want to play the fucking game
>>520806431Smart muffin.
>>520918225I will start a chemical reaction in her coochie using my fleshy pipette
>>520918514Anon, no.
Callie setting herself on fire for the greater good of squidciety
>>520920027>Thinking Callie would ever set herself on fireThat was your first mistake.
You look like you could use a pork bun!
>>520920134she's retarded but not flame retardant
>>520920193>She's retardedHey, be nice, she's trying her best, anon.>But not flame retardantAgain, she would never willingly set herself on fire.
>>520920663fine I'll set her on fire
>>520920715ANON NO-
>still see his clipsWhy isn't the filter working?
>>520921257go scorched earth and filter all webms on /vg/, you're not missing much
>>520921808this, nobody here's good enough to make clips worth watching
Just had a dream where I was a a yebby, fun times. Wish I never woke up
>>520921257he figured out what triggers the filter.it's useless now.
>>520922091Jelly surgeons can help you realize your dreams. They just need to graft skin from your flopper into a tube
>>520922091What a nightmare...
Noooo woomy you aren't "transyebby" you are a tomboy noooooo
>>520921257I don't see anything, sounds like you have to add more words to your filter
>>520922620real
St/ink/ers copy pasting the entire english lexicon into 4chanX' filter so they don't have to see reefslider and fizzy bombs anymore
I choose to ignore the mental illness without filters
>>520923418>nono not realizing he is a gimmickposter who uses the same words all the time
>sips tacticoolerBlackbelly Skatepark, now that was a good map
>>520924339True, RM Blackbelly was kino
>>520924339I always liked CB in that map for some reason
>>520924339bb zones was kino as fuck, especially in 1
>>520925113except for the subhuman octobrushfags who would do nothing but spam zr off the top off the middle structure
how did we feel about port mackerel zones, folks?
>>520925265and die to a 'roided up 2-shot rapid blaster pro
>>520925671which one
>>520925671s1 was stupids2, stingray spam notwihstanding, was great
>pick up nozzlenose for a bit>now my index finger hurtsI am sorry /ink/, my genes are inferior...
>>520927630I played with Inkbrush for a literal year, get on my level.
>>520927630pro controller? yeah, you'll suffer. try same with joycons. you still got your grip, right?
>>520927686I play with regular joycons (no grip)anything else feels too awkward for motion aiming
>grandpa cuttlefish, how did you meet grandma?>well, you see...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT1-JQTiZGc
Today's ceph of the day is a Weyyo.
>>520929479... again?!
>>520929479Would be cool to have whatever program they're using to make these.
>>520929616It's probably what they also use for Challenge photos and promo material, so they will not share it with us
>>520903791
>>520929616Since its all in game and given how much people have already modded woomy game it should already exist and be available. You'll just need to mod your switch or move game to emu and do it.
>>520930160Yeah obviously it's in-game, but it looks like they're using something else that just allows them to play any character animation on command.
>>520930160Wait a second I forgot the tool is already available I remember a year or two ago some jap starting using the tool and offered group photos of cephs.
Male cephs should be removed
>not enough players in clam blitz openGame's dead
>>520930698clam shitz is objectively the worst game mode, that's why
Haven't seen anything in a while but are Frye's & Marina's VA still up to anything splat related?
>>520931298frye said woomy last splatfest
>finally get match>half of the enemy team dc's*sigh*
DUDE
>>520932221imagine the smell
>play series>get teammates with the IQ of a barnacle *sigh*
>>520931298I wish they would. Laura's Splatfest song was really sweet.
1ing fisdh?
Holy shit, stand on the fucking tower. You owe that lead entierly on me you deadweights I feel bad about winning that's not right
>>520933438*1king fish?fug
Jelly scientists are working on de-extincting humans after successfully bringing back the first colossal woomies in 12,000 years
>>520936601Have the jellies gone to far?
>>520937240What if she has to go to the bathroom
>>520937683Woomies don't go toilet silly, they burn all waste products by woomying
Woomy is very sneaky, she does it outside without no one noticing.
i'm @ soup
>>520932545weed smells fucking awful and I hate it when I'm out in public and someone walks by just reeking of ittake a fucking shower before you go out fucks sake
>>520932221That's his sister
>>520939857where did this meme come from
>>520940123Having a dead beat big sister that smokes
>>520940123faggots ITT hate seeing straight couples
LOVE
>>520941763Their relationship ends when one of them tragically dies and the one that lives never loves ever again
What's with the huge amount of disconnects in ranked lately
>>520941763...is something you'll never experience nono
>>520942572Your lack of freshness is scaring the hoes
>Ordertune confirmed that Octoplush plagiarized "#35 Caught" from Dedf1shAnd here I thought Grizz couldn't get any worse.
>>520942572Splatfest sneak peek bringing all the tourists in droves
>>520942992As Marina desanitizes more and more veemos & takos the lawsuits continue to pile up as these artist find their songs have been plagiarized by Octoplush.They have no original music they just stole it all from Tartars victims.
>>520944005Good luck trying to litigate someone who's already dead and has no estate to speak of.
>>520944525Enter Spl4t's storymode plotGoing into space to drag Grizz back down to earth for a long court proceeding that ends in Grizzco's assets being liquidated
>>520942709I still love her
>>520944698Woomy's heard enough legal jargon, paperwork is boring for a girl who just wants to woom!Ok deliberation recess lunch break time starts NOW
>>520944525Grizzco is still an active company all the lawsuits are against the band itself and the company who employed them. Lil' Judd is in for years of ligation over the company's past actions.
>>520944764Pay her enough money and she'll heart your comments on her Ikastagram pageShe accepts Veemo, Payparrotfish and SplashApp
>>520946015>accepts VeemoThis is good my veemo has this veemcel friend she went to school with who isn't very fresh these days if she can pay with herself it'll help her lkatasgram finally become fresh and maybe get her fresh once again..
Why do yebbies prefer fat juicy veemo belly over woomy tummy tumtums???
anons, i found out my woomy has an OnlyFins...
>>520947460Autism and fetishization of the exotic
>>520947460Its okWeyyos like slim smooth tummies to massage
>>520947857>OnlyFinsI know of this place this one of the top woomers on it.
Hello, thread.
>>520949983Helo ebin drawfag :DDDD
>>520949865Woomy giving her top donator a flopjob
splatoon 4 with splattle royale mode yay or nay
>>520949983Seasonal Harmony Fish don't get outfit?
>>520950327only if it's executed well (it won't be)
>>520950106Top donator is a Tako she'll get woomy sucker on tako sucker action.
>>520949983where's the bunny headband?
>>520949983PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>520949983That's my wife
>>520950379>>520950562Still working on it. I have the desire to draw Harmony in all sorts of outfits and poses, but work has been mentally draining. Someone please send me some Harmony art. I need the energy.>>520950698Sharing is caring.
>>520949983SEX
>>520951098Aneomnenoemonone says you need to hydrate!!
>>520951098>raw Harmony in all sorts of outfits and posesDraw her in one of the idol's outfits at some point?>Harmony artOk
anyone up for some open at rotation?
my nintendo works at uncle and he says splatoon 3's 3rd wave DLC is going to be switch 2 exclusive
>>520952443This but unironically because Spl4t won't be announced until the end of the year and will only come out midway 2026
>>520952240Is he blocked
>>520872483Be the hero who, not that
>>520952947I don't block anyone
Too tired for open I'm taking a nap
>>520947857Shh, nobody tell him about Squidflix
>>520951098
>>520962545
>>520962949
>>520955115then how come you blocked kold sneakysnake?
will my 6k hours in splatoon 3 still show on the switch 2 or will play time be reset?
>>520963459>3ds hours don't transfer>wiiu hours don't transferI have no hope but a fresh start is good.
>>520963712i was thinking more like with how steam tracks play time regardless of pc, it's tied to your account so wondered if nintendo finally caught up
>>520963238Speaking of mormọns the callie chizo day of copium is coming up kek
>>520963459Both are likelyTechnically its the same game on the same account so it's about if the hours are:>counting the playtime on the gameor>counting the playtime on the console with that gameI think it's the former so... I team transfer.
>>520965273It's not a splatfest.
>>520964230Doesn't really roll off the tongue as well as MAR13 does...
>>520965842Correct and I'm insulting him if he starts spamming Callie images when that day comes.
>>520966218You know he is.>postin some "muffin" images today for no reason guys!kek kold the mormọn was so mad on the mar13 day thread actually threw a fit kek
This sock puppet show is boring, wrap it up
Sex with woomy
>>520967591>everyone that doesnt like kold is one guyi think people just dont like him anon
>>520922252it was explicitely saidwhy do you think the first posts giving them said nothing?
>>520969157he had already figured out what it did by then.
>>520967591>a actual underage twitter kid wanders onto 4chan and gossips/acts like a bad person behind people's back on discord and in the thread>surprised that people hate him when he got exposed and is now recieving karma back
>>520969420>a
woomy game?
no. veemo game.
>>520969964Sorry woomy has started playing watermelon game.
>>520970772Veemo plays a fun woomy game
>>520971136mormọn be like "look the artist personally drew my 'beeb' no they don't know I even exist"
>>520971364Mike unfortunately did draw his beeb some time ago.
how much of kolds college fund goes towards porn addiction?
Wasn’t here for the Switch 2 stuffQuick run down of what people here are saying in regards to Splatoon on Switch 2 please
>>520972236it's probably going to run the same but look a lot betterit's not getting a dedicated performance patch like some other games
>>520972236Frye feets in 4k
>>520972236Nothing. Multiplayer games like this can't get performance updates or else there would be a split playerbase.
>>520972080mormọns don't go to college
>>520972236Nothing at all for Splatoon at all.>>520972371At least game will run at a locked 60FPS and native 1080p lol.>>520972727It will get something out the box with fixed performance and native 1080p due to it using adaptive resolution between 800p up to 1080p. Same will happen with Splatoon 2 since it does the same thing as well.
who fish?
>>520975069Gimme 10
>>520975069Oke.
>>520975342Ready
>>520975342>>520975940room going up
>>520972727Bro, your ARMS performance update?
GGGGGGGGGs yebbers, thank you so much for that king kill! Glad I got to play with yebby I haven't played with in a long time... And stinky idiot yebby too.Take care now, until next time.
ggs yebweyy fish squad we killed that joe>>520980728wtf fug you yeb is NOT stinky!!
>>520980728>>520980961GGs liposuctioneering fisherMEN410,757,864,530 PUNCHED FSH
This is not acceptable for a game released in 2022.
>>520983754small indie dev
>>520983716
Ugh, talk about a total sausagefest up in this bitchWoomy's seen enough of this yebweyy pow-wow, back to her clique until /ink/ reeks less of axe bodyspray and mommy issues
My yebby only showers once every 2 weeks
>>520986218Woomy propaganda to distract from the repulsive flopstink epidemicWash those crusty flops young lady, especially in those filthy sucker holes
>>520986218Post yeb.
>>520986565He doesn't like being woken up from his naps
Flopless is fresh.
We're st/ink/ersNone of us shower stop lying
>>520987095Oh shit, I hope you didn't woke him up just for this pic... He's very cute, let him hang out with my ceph sometime.
>>520987143dyke
>>520987328And?
>>520987095>yebbrows
>>520987478lel
>>520987143good yeb
>>520988146>YebAnon...
>>520988146Did you know millions of octolings and even inklings fail to correctly identify a woomy or a yebby everyday?
How do I become a woomy?
Splatoon 3 at the top of the Japanese eshop on Switch 2!
woomy style = woomyyebby style = yebbythems the rules
I don't know if it's a yeb or wey but I'm pretty sure one of them has a voice line that sounds like penis.
>>520989370More content hint?
>>520989592Put on your tin foil hat first
>>520989592It not having a "Switch 2" banner implies the opposite.
>>520989592Not everything is a "hint"
What happened to Wet Floor?
>>520990916they're dried up
>>520990148hmm... that's what someone who's keeping all the hints to himself would say.
>>520990916worst launch band
>>520990916shit band
>>520990916Irrelevant bandThe true loss was Bob Dub
>>520990916They were mopped up
Short panic open lobby if anyone wants to join.
>>5209943192/4
forced wins are real?
>>520987143I actually kind of like this
>>520994662knockknock
>>520995418Opening
We hate weyys here especially when they're french
>>520994319lemme in
>>520996396Opening
>win 3 games in a row>get absolutely stompfucked in the 4thyep, flar queue
ggs open!
We successfully bullied nono out of this general. Who else should we shoo away
Odds slom even anarchy.
>>520998298open up boyo
>>520998298Rollan'
>>520998680>>520998575
>>520998928Who wins
>>520998575Didn't say anything about opening a room.
>>520999029Me!
>>520999256I'm not asking.
>>520998251>>520998105>>520996396GGs!
@520912881@520871374@520963970@520967378@520971364@520973371>nono changed filenames to avoid getting filtered>kold schizo changed word spelling to avoid getting filteredWhy are you two niggers so bent on forcing people who don't want to see your shit into seeing your shit?We could have a fairly peaceful coexistence in the same space, not getting into each other's way, but doing that you're showing your true colors as pathetic griefers and attention whores.Grow the fuck up.
thx nogami
>>521000142>Mahi/Lemuria TCI'm having second thoughts about this whole thing anyway.
>>521001884>@
>>521001171These woomveems should kiss
Does oatmealdome just not show splatfests anymore? Usually it updates to show the timer of the sneak-peek the day it goes live.
>>521003419idk. I use the map checker in the op.
>>521004797Like the hammer isn't even there baka. Reefslider should get the same treatment in 4, "selective I-frames"
>>521005407Bad woomyBad to the cuttlebone
>>521005178>He cannot dodge Reefslider
This one confused me af, between disappearing stamp, super jump marker (also disappearing), and getting splatted out of thin air. I guess just lag, but I haven't noticed any during rest of the match.Not part of bully series because ocd makes me not include trades.>>521005178I think wellstring chipped him from above, but 100% agreed about cheatslider.
Woomy?!
>>521013696>348splatHow many of these are there?
This thread hit page 10 no post in an hourAnother general I go to also hit 10 with no post in over an hourDid 4chan get cut off from half the planet again?
>>521013826A tad over 400, plus some unnumbered specials. There was a gdrive folder that had most of them, up to one point at least.
>>521014006Nogami left us out to die and it's time we do the same to his game.
>>521014006>post Grandfest>last week's direct had no Splatoon newsDo not doubt the doom. It's going to be slow for a while.
>>521014006I saw this >>>/pol/502682457 last night, if you excuse my linking to there. Didn't think it would affect /vg/ tho. Might all be schizo talk, too.
>>521014549Well we didn't have no schizo posting either so something finally worked out good for a change?
1 2 1 2 test
>>521015405American splatoon art is so ugly.
>>521015405It looks like this art is from 2014 or 2015 I don't think I've ever seen this.
>>521014549Footschizo is confirmed unaffected
>>521014006Nah, this game just sucks. If not for woomy I'd be gone too
I suck too, I relate to this game. I was told I had a lot of potential.
>>521015658>NailsWallahi what is this heathenry
>>521013826Too many.
Nonoctoro cums into the anuses of intants.
This kills the /ink/roach
did a bunch of newfags pick up on "this kills the X" recently? it's getting spammed everywhere and being used incorrectly
>>521015616That just tells us what we already knew that footschizo is the real deal and looks over every single image for traces of feet or even stubs to imply feet. That or its just ritual posting by this point
>>521017152ask the yurifags
Straightchads will prevailYuriscum will fade
>>521017935You're both insufferable
>>521014006>>521015124On the other hand, since some threads are falling to page 10, it means other threads are getting bumped.>>521015616Very unfortunate.
>>521017978Why are you such a homosexual, anon?
>>521018573Yeah. I salmn.
>>521018790geddin
>>521019180zoosh
>>521017935Side Order literally has more Yuri than gameplay and you think you're prevailing?
DC'd>>521018790
>>521019816Oben up
>>521019931id love to but uhh8 more minutes
>>521019985B&? Over 1 DC? Maaaaan...
>>521020063i wasnt wired soooo that might help nowhopefully
>>521020202Lmao aightReady when you are (in approximately 5 minutes?)
>>521020362yep. do ur thing for 4ish mins
>>521020362up
>>521020868Closed?
>>521020924LITERALLY got DC'd as soon as I opened upits not usually this bad
>>521021017LolAlright let's go bully freefaggots
>>521015484That's a bong, thirdieanon.
>>521015484it's all about the writing system. every japanese is an artist by default because you have to know the right motions to write, and so are most of that part of asia with pretty letters (while parts with latin writing like vietnam and indonesia are underrepresented in art). you can do the same with more latin-like writing systems too, though, most slavs can draw at least okay because they didn't abolish cursive in school. in contrast, americans can only do shapeless chicken scratches because they write in block letters at first and then switch to typing, so learning to draw is an uphill battle.
Why are late night sr rooms always dcing?
I hate fake woomy fans
ggs svery fun
>>521025186GGs B, fun shifts!Hey, "El Yorch". Here's some food for thought, how about using your fucking specials DURING the shift you deadweight shitter. Don't "This Way" me at Low Tide when I'm already there or spam "Ouch" every time you die because of your hero complex, either. You ain't hot shit lil bro
>>521025732Motherfucker somehow has a silver X badge and still plays like he's missing a prefrontal cortex. I'm going to have an aneurysm if I keep getting queued with these "people"
>>521026165They got more eggs than the two no-names over there
woomy is cactus
>>521028925Woomy threw the pizza at cactus...
>>521028071wonder who made them the eggs
its me, i’m the designated egg whorei’m your dirty little golden egg slutplease keep me safe and let me move zaddy grizz’s golden eggs to his basky wasky
Making sandwiches for every /ink/er with love and careHappy cephs enjoying a meal togetherMine has pepperoni in it
>>521029976Sounds like a well oiled machine to me
>>521030237Never open your mouth again.
>>521032251Now im hungry.
>>521032251Makes me wonder which /ink/ers can cook now.>>521033260Same here.
Nintendo today is lame desu.
>>521034170Master Chef>Freakazoid>Limon>Sketch-tan>Goji>Frye fanGood cook>Soup>Nonoctoro>GreatTusks>Hippie>CranberryCan cook>SneakySnek>Urchincel>Brostar>Joey>FantasyCan grill/work a fire>Mikkel>Broy>Brostar>Spades>TofuInstant Ramen tier>FemurBrker>a>Panic>Kold>Happy SkyQuestionable>(You)>Broy>Chavodel2>Hotdogs>RangTakeout only>Ballin>Rayzor>South>Grezar>Hot BeansBad cook + Inedible>Noble>Moon&Star>RandomGuy>Kaz>KDGYB& from the kitchen>Rainy>Squinty>ExcelExcel
soup's soup
>still not on the list
>>521036658name?
>>521037040Measured by ceph standards, not by human standards
>>521037143If you say so!
>insult a cephs rank...>insult a cephs cooking 1v1 me roight now m8
>>521038637>>521038693>>521039124>>521039297>>521039356>>521039403off-topic spamming/flooding.
>>521039626there is literally nothing left to discuss about the game. we've been left to pasture in the single most inept meta the series ever had. honestly, just go back to 2, at least chasing that missile-spamming sploosh down is funny.
>>521039693Don't shit talk mushy peas you nonce
>>521039786YEEEEAAAHHH BABYYY
holy fucking blog post
>>521039626Cool. Now do all these posts >>520809465
>>521042610They won't sadly.
>0 (zero) power eggs have been deposited in your grizzco account
i like woomys wearing biiiig boots
>accurate placement for once
>>521046875>winning your 5 matches without any fuckery and getting 2200 Happened to me once on RM
>>521046875>1700
>>521039805disingenuous
male cephs, especially weyyos, are generally afraid of their female counterparts, an instinct spanning thousands of years of evolution back. veemos have to take the initiative and force their partner to engage.
>>521051046My weyy doesn't even see veemos as females. Only woomies have effects on him
Veemo undressing in front of Gayyo!Veemo expecting a reactionGayyo looking puzzled and walking away
>>521051046my veemo only likes woomies.
>>521051046my yeb is dating another yeb, he doesn't care
>>521051046yebweyys are a waste of time
>>521053659your woomy is fingering her clam at the thought of a handsome weyy looking at her in the eyes
>>521051046male cephs make the best emote look even better tho
>>521055345holy delusional
My woomy is a little chubby, smelly with glasses and messy hair. She loves to write yaoi fanfics about yebweyys she knows(they're all straight) she salivates when she sees them close to one another making scenarios in her headShe could make big bucks making novels
>>521055791Your woomy is the average femanon here, up to the smell
fujo /ink/ gf...
Yo woomy, wash your coochie I can smell it from across the room. Is there a dead fish inside? IT REEKS
/ink/er cephs in the shower, scrubbing away as they hum their favorite pvp songs...
>>521057630>things that never happen
Today's cephs of the day are two pairs of Woomies and Weyyos.
kill yourself >>521037507
>>521058134Hiro and Vero day!
>>521058134YARRwhal in the back, AnemoneNo1 on the left(without her glasses)
>he cannot name all the ceph models on the catalogues and tableturf cardsFake fan
It is Woomsday my dudes.
Name her
>>521059612Choco-scope
>>521059612crab-chan? going with the shoes she's wearing. iunno
I remember Laura
>>521059612Shadynasty
Choco woomies make me feel tingly
hugging paruko makes me feel tinglyouch
>>521058134so k gets hate for his attire but people like ss don't get any hate for copying this hairstyle ok...
>>521063459Don't take shitposters seriously
Kou
>>521063459Kold how many times do we have to go over this. You get hate because>you bad mouth other posters over on discord and in the thread and when it was exposed it was you, you keep ignoring it and keep doing it>nobody actually cares about "stealing other player's gear" or "claiming signature outfits" if you do you're a actual aspie retard>You genuinely are desperate for attention and it's obvious you instigate drama and shitposts crying wolf so as long as people talk or think about you and it's working because I'm responding to you right now. You just tried to get a /ink/er that doesn't engage in drama into one now.Final words: grow the fuck up, not just physically because we all know you're actually underage but mentally.
>>521059612panig
>>521066379Shut your fucking mouth nono
>>521066379>replying to falseflags
for me, it's mizuho
Don’t be Weak! Don’t be Stupid! Don’t be a PANICAN (A new party based on Weak and Stupid people!). Be Strong, Courageous, and Patient, and GREATNESS will be the result!
>>521069283I look like this
>>521069283Nogami's muscular dev body...
>>521057101The stinkier the betterYou have to let it age like wine
Stop lewding Nogami
instead lewd someone like k's beeb
No! Lewd my foking ceph and nobody else's
Nogami growing tired of you keeping on asking for third kits. He ambushes your ceph in the locker room and slam his hand on the locker next to your ceph's head. He calls you needy gaijin slut and starts putting his hand against your chest "gaijin bodies are quite developed" he saysHow do you react
how much do you americans have to pay more for the switch?
Today is apparently tentacle day.
>>521071058This is why Callie keeps putting on the hypno shades
>>521058134are these from the nintendo app
>>521071154They are.
>>521071250i might have to install this if there are cephs of the day
>>521071142Once you go octo you can never look back
>>521060671Name all choco woomies of /ink/
>>521070564i thank him for his opinion
choose one, white man
>>521071005Due to tariffs? It won't go up, they're already selling for a loss in japan.
>>521073818Neither. Foji Puro is home
Kensa is soul
>>521075852Kensa sucks the color out of Splatoon, it's antisoul.
Which big name Splatoon artist is the most sought after by all the tee-heers in here?
>>521077139Mike
>>521077139Inoue(I wish)
>>521077139Mike InelYuta_agcOosuko925
Commissioning Yuta to draw Panic's woomy shitting goo over nono weyyo's face while ä's woomy is dabbing in the background
>>521077589>>521077819I saw art where Yuta draw Shiver making a laxative smoothie for Frye and that ruined my whole week.
>>521077819(Kold is the goo)
>>521078039Yuta scat spamming on /v/ is the reason I fled to /vg/ 3 years ago
>>521078039Least harmful Splatsville prank:
>>521077139namomona
Shiver and Big Man force feeding Frye rat poison and laxativesShiver and Big Man putting lit firecrackers between Frye's toes while she sleepsShiver and Big Man filling Frye's pants with angry bees
>>521078886their skeb is pretty cheap.
>>521077139I forgot to mention who is the most expensive and high quality
>>521079023probably prat_rat
>>521077139hidaka0128
>>521078886He also drew st/ink/er guro.
>>521079714Source?
>tfw noone ever tees my hee
>>520985278flopperfest
is it true that artist are just people who draw curves over and over again until it resembles something
>>521077139Why go for big names when smaller names often put out higher quality pieces for a lower price?
>>521081625Citation needed
>>521077139mspaintanon
>>521077139Noseanon
New>>521086498>>521086498>>521086498
